>>> FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN
THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY,
IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS -
JARED LETO
JANE LYNCH
MUSICAL GUEST JADE BIRD,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW
AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: HEY!
HI, EVERYBODY, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYONE
THIS IS "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
WELL, GUYS, I WANNA SAY
CONGRATS TO THE
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS AND
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS ON
ADVANCING TO SUPER BOWL 55
THAT IS RIGHT, TOM BRADY IS
ONCE AGAIN RETURNING TO THE
SUPER BOWL
MAN, BETWEEN TOM BRADY AND
JOE BIDEN, WHAT A MONTH IT'S
BEEN FOR 78-YEAR-OLD WHITE
GUYS
YEP, BRADY WILL BE PLAYING IN
HIS 10th SUPER BOWL.
HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING THIS?
I THINK HE ONCE GOT STUCK
MAKING SMALL TALK AT A
A SUPER BOWL PARTY AND VOWED,
"I WILL NEVER PUT MYSELF IN
THIS POSITION AGAIN.
IT'S JUST LIKE, "I'LL PLAY IN
ALL OF THEM.
IF BRADY KEEPS UP THIS PACE,
I'M JUST WORRIED WHERE HE'S
GONNA PUT THE 11th SUPER BOWL
RING WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF
FINGERS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: AH
>> Jimmy: THE TOE, BIG TOE,
MAYBE?
MEANWHILE, THE CHIEFS ARE GOING
TO THEIR SECOND SUPER BOWL IN
A ROW, LED BY STAR QUARTERBACK
PATRICK MAHOMES.
HE'S 25, HE'S THE REIGNING
SUPER BOWL MVP, AND HE SIGNED
A DEAL FOR 500 MILLION DOLLARS
HE MIGHT BE THE ONLY GUY ON
EARTH TOM BRADY WOULD TRADE
PLACES WITH.
OF COURSE, IT'S NOT JUST THE
QUARTERBACKS FACING OFF, IT'S
ALSO THE COACHES
THE CHIEFS ARE LED BY ANDY REID
AND THE BUCCANEERS ARE LED BY
BRUCE ARIANS
CAN WE SEE THEM BOTH
[ LAUGHTER ]
LOOKS LIKE A BEFORE AND BEFORE
PHOTO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
KINDA STRANGE THAT WE'VE NEVER
SEEN THEM AT THE SAME TIME
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE ONLY THING WE KNOW FOR
SUREM THE WINNING COACH WILL BE
RED, WHITE AND ROUND
[ LAUGHTER ]
RIGHT NOW, THE KOOL-AID MAN IS
LIKE, "I'M SO TORN, OH, YEAH!"
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THIS IS COOL, THE
BUCCANEERS WILL BE THE FIRST
TEAM EVER TO PLAY A SUPER BOWL
IN THEIR HOME STADIUM.
APPARENTLY, THE BUCS SAW THE
ENTIRE WORLD WORKING FROM HOME
AND THOUGHT, "WHY NOT US?"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
ONE NBA TEAM IS ALLOWING A
A LIMITED NUMBER OF FANS BACK
INTO THEIR ARENA THIS WEEK AND
THEY'VE COME UP WITH A UNIQUE
WAY TO KEEP PEOPLE SAFE FROM
THE VIRUS.
LISTEN TO THIS
SPECIALLY-TRAINED DOGS TO SNIFF
FANS FOR COVID
IF THE DOG SITS, THAT SIGNALS
THE DOG MAY HAVE DETECTED THE
VIRUS AND FANS WILL BE ASKED TO
LEAVE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THESE DOGS ARE
SUPER SMART.
THEY CAN TELL WHETHER YOU HAVE
CORONAVIRUS, DRUGS, OR A
A COUNTERFEIT TICKET FROM
STUBHUB.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, THE MIAMI HEAT
WILL USE COVID-STIFFING DOGS TO
SCREEN FANS AT GAMES, WHICH
BRINGS US TO OUR NEW SEGMENT,
"I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS."
♪ I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ♪
>> Jimmy: FIRST UP, SINCE WHEN
ARE THERE DOGS THAT CAN "SNIFF"
COVID?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NEXT UP, IF A DOG SNIFFS COVID,
WON'T IT GET COVID
[ LAUGHTER ]
FOLLOW UP.
CAN DOGS GET COVID
[ LAUGHTER ]
IF THEY CAN, AND A COMMON
SYMPTOM OF COVID IS LOSS OF
SMELL, HOW CAN YOU TRUST A DOG
TO PROPERLY SMELL MORE COVID
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
ALSO, ARE THESE THE SAME DOGS
THAT SNIFF FOR BOMBS AT THE
AIRPORT?
OR ARE THEY COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT DOGS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IF THEY'RE THE SAME DOGS, ARE
THEY GETTING PAID OVERTIME PAY
[ LAUGHTER ]
I JUST HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
SPEAKING OF DOGS, YESTERDAY,
PRESIDENT BIDEN'S DOGS, CHAMP
AND MAJOR, MOVED INTO THE
WHITE HOUSE.
YEP, SOME DOGS GET TO LIVE IN
THE WHITE HOUSE, WHILE OTHERS
HAVE TO SNIFF FOR COVID.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOT ONLY ARE BIDEN'S DOGS AT
THE WHITE HOUSE, THEY'RE
SLEEPING IN THE SAME DOG HOUSE
THAT DR. FAUCI WAS IN ALL OF
LAST YEAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE DOGS ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY
BUSY, THEY'RE NOW IN CHARGE OF
THE SPACE FORCE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, MAJOR HASN'T EVEN
BEEN THERE FOR A FULL DAY AND
HE'S ALREADY PASSED AN
EXECUTIVE ORDER THAT ALLOWS YOU
TO LICK YOURSELF IN PUBLIC
UNBELIEVABLE
[ LAUGHTER ]
SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS.
YESTERDAY, HBO MAX RELEASED THE
FIRST LOOK OF THE NEW
"GODZILLA VS. KONG" MOVIE THAT
COMES OUT IN MARCH
IT LOOKS INSANE.
CHECK OUT PART OF THE TRAILER.
>> Jimmy: THE ONLY THING MORE
FUN THAN THAT MOVIE IS
IMAGINING TWO GUYS IN SPANDEX
SUITS ACTING THAT OUT IN FRONT
OF A GREEN SCREEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
GODZILLA AND KING KONG FIGHT
EACH OTHER THE WHOLE MOVIE, BUT
I'M TOLD IT'S THE MAKE-UP SEX
NEAR THE END THAT GOT THEM THE
R-RATING
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪
THIS IS GOING VIRAL.
A "BRIDGERTON" FAN SPOTTED A
A MODERN-DAY MISTAKE IN ONE OF
THE OPENING SCENES
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU GUYS TELL
WHAT'S WRONG
HERE IT IS
YEAH, THE SHOW IS SET IN THE
1800'S BUT THERE'S A YELLOW
LINE THAT'S ONLY USED ON MODERN
ROADS.
I DON'T KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT BIG OF
A DEAL
>> Tariq: I DO
IT PULLS ME OUT OF THE TRANCE,
MAN.
IF YOU WANT ME TO WATCH YOUR
SHOW, THEN YOU CAN'T BE SHOWING
THINGS THAT PEOPLE DIDN'T USE
OR HAVE IN THAT ERA.
[ PHONE RINGS
>> Jimmy: SORRY, WHAT IS THAT?
IS SOMEONE'S PHONE ON?
>> Tariq: YEAH, SORRY, I GOTTA
TAKE THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'VE BEEN ON HOLD FOR AN HOUR.
HELLO?
NETFLIX?
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION
YOU KNOW WHY
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: LET'S JUST MOVE ON
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S MOVE ON.
ALL RIGHT.
LISTEN TO THIS, AN INVENTOR IN
SWEDEN HAS CREATED SOMETHING TO
HELP KEEP MOTORCYCLE RIDERS
SAFE
>> AIR BAG JEANS
THESE PANTS HAVE CONCEALED AIR
BAGS INSIDE THE LEGS
AND IF RIDERS FALL, THE AIR
BAGS ARE TRIGGERED AND ARE
FILLED WITH COMPRESSED AIR
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GREAT
UNTIL YOU HIT A SMALL BUMP AND
SUDDENLY TURN INTO MC HAMMER
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, A VOLCANIC ROCK
WAS DISCOVERED IN BRAZIL THAT
LOOKS LIKE COOKIE MONSTER AND
IT COULD BE WORTH MORE THAN
$10,000 DOLLARS.
CHECK THIS OUT
YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
10 GRAND
RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE ARE AT HOME
WITH BLUE PAINT AND A SHARPIE
LIKE, "YEAH, THIS ROCK ALSO
LOOKS LIKE COOKIE MONSTER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
SORRY, I'M JUST REALIZING HOW
DIFFERENT OUR MONOLOGUE IS NOW
OUR LAST TWO STORIES WERE ABOUT
INFLATABLE PANTS AND
COOKIE MONSTER
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, PLEASE
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, HEY, NOT BAD
THAT'S FANTASTIC
GUYS, IT IS MONDAY, WE'RE SO
EXCITED TO BE BACK
WE'VE GOT A FANTASTIC WEEK OF
SHOWS AHEAD.
THIS WEEK, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
WILL BE HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
RAMI MALEK, SUSAN SARANDON,
J.J. WATT, AND
KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY WILL ALL BE
JOINING US
AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC FROM
OZUNA AND ANUEL AA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HE STARS IN THE UPCOMING FILM
"THE LITTLE THINGS."
GOSH, HE'S GOOD IN THIS, AND
CREEPY, AND GOOD
JARED LETO IS HERE TONIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN
LATER IN THE SHOW.
PLUS, SHE'S THE HOST OF
"WEAKEST LINK" ON NBC.
JANE LYNCH IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM
JADE BIRD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HEY, GUYS, I WANNA TALK ABOUT
THIS COOL NEW THING WE'RE DOING
ON THE SHOW.
IT IS CALLED "THE TONIGHT SHOW
FILM FESTIVAL.
NOW, WE PARTNERED UP WITH OUR
FRIENDS OVER AT SAMSUNG.
OKAY, AND WE'RE GONNA SHOWCASE
VIDEOS FROM RISING CREATORS WHO
HAVE A PASSION FOR FILM-MAKING
NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY, JUST
SEND US A SHORT VIDEO THAT
YOU'VE ALREADY MADE.
ONLY NEEDS TO BE ABOUT A
A MINUTE, TOPS
COULD BE FUNNY, COULD BE
DRAMATIC, COULD HAVE SPECIAL
EFFECTS, WHATEVER.
IF YOU LOVE IT AND THINK IT'S
COOL AND CREATIVE, WE WANT TO
SEE IT
WE'RE GOING WATCH THEM ALL AND
THEN PICK UP TO 10 FINALISTS
AND IF YOU GET PICKED, YOU GET
TO CREATE AN ORIGINAL SHORT
FILM FOR US THAT COULD BE ONE
OF FIVE FEATURED ON THE SHOW
DURING OUR FESTIVAL WEEK
AND --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S A COOL NEW THING.
SO WE HAVE A THEME FOR THE
FESTIVAL
IT IS "A DIFFERENT FOCUS."
I THINK THIS PAST YEAR HAS
TAUGHT US ALL TO LOOK AT LIFE
IN A DIFFERENT WAY, TO FOCUS ON
DIFFERENT THINGS AND ADJUST HOW
WE THINK ABOUT THE WORLD
AND FOR THE FESTIVAL FINALISTS,
WE WANT TO SEE WHAT "A
DIFFERENT FOCUS" MEANS TO YOU.
HOW DO YOU INTERPRET THAT.
AND TO HELP YOU OUT, SAMSUNG
WILL BE SENDING EACH FINALIST
A BRAND-NEW GALAXY S21 ULTRA 5G
PHONE TO MAKE YOUR FILM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THESE PHONES ARE AMAZING
WE DID A WHOLE EPISODE -
REMEMBER THAT?
>> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: ON SAMSUNG PHONES.
AND THING THIS IS -- THE NEW
ONE'S SO FAR MORE ADVANCED THAN
THAT ONE EVEN.
IT HAS 8K VIDEO.
WOW.
IT'S THE HIGHEST VIDEO
RESOLUTION AVAILABLE ON
A PHONE, AND THERE'S A
A DIRECTOR'S MODE.
SO IT'S PERFECT TO MAKE A FILM
YOU CAN START SUBMITTING YOUR
VIDEOS RIGHT NOW BY POSTING
THEM TO TIKTOK, INSTAGRAM, AND
TWITTER, OR COMMENTING ON OUR
FACEBOOK POST.
JUST TAG THE SHOW
@FALLONTONIGHT AND USE THE
HASHTAG #TONIGHTSHOWFILMFEST"
AND HASHTAG #CONTEST SO THAT WE
CAN FIND THEM.
THANKS AGAIN TO SAMSUNG FOR
PARTNERING WITH US
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S THE FIRST EVER "TONIGHT
SHOW FILM FESTIVAL!"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
VERY EXCITING.
GUYS, THIS WEEK MARKS BIDEN'S
SECOND WEEK IN OFFICE.
THAT MEANS ELECTION SEASON IS
FINALLY OVER
AND YOU KNOW, FOR MONTHS NOW,
THERE'S JUST BEEN SO MUCH NEWS
TO COVER
AND ONE PERSON WHO DID A
A FANTASTIC JOB KEEPING US IN
THE LOOP IS OUR FRIEND
STEVE KORNACKI
SO -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO I WANTED TO FIND A WAY TO
SAY THANK YOU TO STEVE, AND I'M
NOT SURE IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT
WE ONCE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE
JUST TO INTERVIEW HIM, AND IT
IS A MESS!
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HE HAS AN INCREDIBLY MESSY
OFFICE
SO I THOUGHT WE'D SURPRISE HIM
BY SNEAKING DOWNSTAIRS TO MSNBC
AND CLEANING THINGS UP FOR HIM
CHECK THIS OUT
>> Jimmy: OKAY, HERE WE ARE.
WE'RE IN KHAKI COUNTRY NOW
THIS IS THE MSNBC OFFICES.
THIS FEELS LIKE I'M IN, LIKE,
A HORROR VIDEO GAME.
OR, LIKE, A LEVEL OF "FIVE
NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S."
PROBABLY GONNA GET JUMPSCARED
AND, LIKE, A TEDDY BEAR.
AN EVIL TEDDY BEAR -- OR CLOWN
IS GOING TO COME OUT
STEVE'S WORKING RIGHT NOW SO
WE'RE GOING TO BREAK INTO HIS
OFFICE AND WE'RE GONNA LOOK AT
IT AND HOPEFULLY CLEAN IT UP
NO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOSH.
WHAT HAPPENED?
STEVE KORNACKI
WHAT IS GOING ON
HAS HE BEEN LIVING IN HERE
THESE GLOVES AREN'T EVEN FOR
COVID, JUST FOR THIS OFFICE.
LOOK AT ALL THESE TIES
WHO HAS PRE-TIED TIES?
HE HAS A HOCKEY JERSEY
MEASURING TAPE
BLAZER JUST THROWN -- YOU CAN'T
WEAR THIS ON TV.
MORE TIES UNDER THE BLAZER
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND WHAT WAS THAT STUCK TO
AMERICAN NATIONAL ELECTION
STUDIES DATA SOURCE BOOK 5278.
THIS IS A LIGHT READ
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU HAVE A CLOTHING RACK, SO WE
MIGHT AS WELL JUST -
TIES SHOULD GO ON THE RACK
CLOTHES GO ONTO THE RACK
I'M LITERALLY MAKING YOUR ROOM
CLEANER BY THROWING THINGS
OKAY, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S UNDER THERE
OKAY
I DIDN'T WANT TO PULL IT DOWN
BECAUSE I THINK THE WHOLE
THING'S GONNA COME DOWN.
THERE'S SCOTCH TAPE ON HIS AIR
CONDITIONER.
THIS KIND OF LOOKS IMPORTANT
[ LAUGHTER ]
I REALLY, HONESTLY, I DON'T
EVEN KNOW.
I HAVE NO IDEA
YOU'RE WELCOME, STEVE.
TAKE A BREAK
YOU'VE EARNED IT
♪
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, THERE'S A NOTE.
"DEAR STEVE, I THOUGHT 2020 WAS
A DUMPSTER FIRE, BUT THEN I SAW
YOUR OFFICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW HOW
MUCH WE APPRECIATE YOU
HERE'S TO MORE FUN IN 2021
JIMMY FALLON, THE MARIE KONDO
OF LATE NIGHT.
P.S. LEARN HOW TO TIE YOUR
TIES."
[ LAUGHTER ]
THANK YOU, THIS IS LONG
OVERDUE.
I APPRECIATE IT.
IT'LL PROBABLY LAST ABOUT A DAY
OR TWO
BUT, IT LOOKS GREAT RIGHT NOW.
HAPPY 2021 TO YOU.
I DON'T RECOGNIZE THIS
[ APPLAUSE ]
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE MORE STUFF
THIS WAY
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
STEVE KORNACKI FOR BEING SUCH
A GOOD SPORT
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY!
HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," WE
LOVE SONGS
AND WE ESPECIALLY LOVE SONGS
WRITTEN BY OUR FANS IN UNDER AN
HOUR
IT'S TIME FOR "BATTLE OF THE
INSTANT SONGWRITERS!
WELCOME TO "BATTLE OF THE
INSTANT SONGWRITERS.
BEFORE THE SHOW, WE FOUND TWO
PEOPLE WHO SAID THAT THEY WERE
MUSICIANS HERE IN NEW YORK
I ALWAYS LIKE READING IT LIKE
THAT
THEY SAID THEY'RE MUSICIANS.
WE GAVE THEM EACH A MADE-UP
SONG TITLE, AND GAVE THEM AN
HOUR TO WRITE AN ORIGINAL SONG
BASED ON THAT TITLE.
HERE'S A SHOT OF THEM
PRACTICING BACKSTAGE A MINUTE
AGO.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT
HARD AT WORK
ALL RIGHT, I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE
WHAT THEY CAME UP WITH
LET'S MEET OUR FIRST
CONTESTANT
WELCOME TO THE SHOW!
CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM
>> I'M RACHEL BROWN, I'M FROM
NEW YORK CITY.
>> Jimmy: RACHEL, WELCOME.
FROM NEW YORK CITY, COME ON.
RACHEL, WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL
YOU BE PLAYING TONIGHT
>> I WILL BE PLAYING THE
GUITAR
>> Jimmy: AH-HAH
I DO LOVE THE GUITAR
WELL, HERE'S THE DEAL.
SINCE THE SONG "DRIVER'S
LICENSE" IS HUGE RIGHT NOW, WE
GAVE YOU A SONG TITLE INSPIRED
BY THAT.
WHAT'S YOUR SONG CALLED?
>> "I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE
AT 35.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE AT
35, YEAH
IT IS, RIGHT
YEAH, IT'S A VERY NEW YORK
THING.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, HEAD ON OVER
TO THE STAGE AND GET YOURSELF
READY.
I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE
AT 35.
>> THAT'S HOW OLD I WAS.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW OLD YOU
ARE?
OH, MY GOD
ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS GOING TO
HIT HOME
TRY NOT TO TEAR UP
ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, HERE TO PERFORM THE
WORLD-PREMIERE OF THE
SOON-TO-BE CLASSIC "I GOT MY
DRIVER'S LICENSE AT 35", IT'S
RACHEL BROWN
[ APPLAUSE ]
♪
♪ YOU SAY YOUTH I
WASTED ON THE YOUN
DRIVING TEST
AND RIDING SHOTGUN ♪
♪ JUST TO DRIVE THROUGH
THE SUBURBS BECAUS
THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW ♪
♪ IT'S SAFER AND BEST
WHO IN THEIR YOUTH
CAN AFFORD THE GAS ♪
♪ UNLESS YOU PLAN O
ASKING MOM AND DAD ♪
♪ BORN AND RAISED IN NY
TOOK A SUBWAY TO THE TES
AT THE DMV ♪
♪ MAYBE I MADE A MISTAK
WHICH ONE'S THE GA
WHICH ONE'S THE BRAKE ♪
♪ IT'S NOT LIKE
I FAILED IT FO
THE FIRST TIME ♪
♪ THE SECOND AN
THE THIRD TIME ♪
♪ I'M BACK FOR MY
DRIVER'S LICENSE AT 35 ♪
>> Jimmy: YEAH
GIVE IT UP FOR RACHEL BROWN!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
ALRIGHT, LET'S MEET CONTESTANT
NUMBER TWO
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM
>> MY NAME IS JORDY, AND I'M
FROM LOS ANGELES
>> Jimmy: HEY JORDY FROM
LOS ANGELES.
IT'S AN EAST COAST-WEST COAST
BATTLE TONIGHT
JORDY, WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL YOU
BE PLAYING
>> I WILL BE PLAYING THE
GUITAR
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, VERY GOOD,
HERE WE GO, THIS IS A FAIR
FIGHT.
SINCE IT'S WINTER RIGHT NOW, WE
ASKED YOU TO WRITE A SONG WITH
WHAT TITLE
>> "WEDGIE IN MY SKI PANTS."
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
PERFECT.
WE HAVE VERY NICE WRITERS HERE
AT THE SHOW.
"WEDGIE IN MY SKI PANTS.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, FANTASTIC
NOW PLEASE HEAD TO THE STAGE
RIGHT THERE.
AND GET IN THE ZONE.
CHANNEL THAT INSPIRATION
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GET READY
FOR THE WORLD PREMIERE OF
"WEDGIE IN MY SKI PANTS," BY
JORDY!
♪ I GOTA NEW PAIR
OF SKI PANTS AGAIN ♪
♪ IT WAS JUST A
NORMAL DAY ON TH
SLOPES WITH MY FRIENDS ♪
♪ WHEN I FELT A LITTLE TU
ON MY EN
OH, MY GOD WHY ME ♪
♪ BECAUSE I GOT S
MANY GOSH DARN LAYER
FEEL BAD FOR MY BU
BECAUSE I CAN'T SAVE HER ♪
♪ MY UNDIES ALWAY
FIND A WAY TO HAUNT ME
MY SKI PANTS
THEY'RE SMALLER THAN ME ♪
♪ I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
IT'S BEEN A YEAR
OF QUARANTINE ♪
♪ AND IT'S REALLY
NOT FAIR THA
THEY'RE RIDING U
MY DERRIERE ♪
♪ MY SKI PANT
DON'T EVER COME THROUGH ♪
♪ AND I'M STUCK
WITH THESE MITTENS
THAT BERNIE WORE TOO ♪
♪ AT THE END OF THE DAY
I'M PROUD OF MY DERRIERE
I GOT A WEDGIE
IN MY SKI PANTS ♪
♪ OH, DEAR ♪
>> Jimmy: WOW, GIVE IT UP FOR
JORDY HEY!
THAT WAS AWESOME
ALL RIGHT, TO SEE WHICH
CONTESTANT -- THAT BERNIE
LINE -- WE TURN TO OUR INSTANT
AUDIENCE
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US
GIVE YOURSELVES A HAND,
EVERYBODY.
NOW, YOU'VE ALL BEEN WATCHING
THIS WHOLE TIME, SO WE'RE GONNA
NEED SOME HELP FROM YOU TO
DECIDE THE WINNER -BY ROUND OF
APPLAUSE
IS THE WINNER RACHEL BROWN
[ APPLAUSE ]
OR IS IT JORDY
[ APPLAUSE ]
IT LOOKS LIKE JORDY IS THE
WINNER
CONGRATULATIONS, JORDY
OUR WINNER IS GOING HOME WITH
$1,000 AND A "TONIGHT SHOW"
NOTEBOOK FOR WRITING MORE
SONGS!
BUT NO ONE GOES HOME EMPTY
HANDED
OUR OTHER CONTESTANT WILL GET
A TONIGHT SHOW NOTEBOOK
AND $1,000
GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR TWO NEW
INSTANT SONGWRITERS!
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH MORE OF THE TONIGHT
SHOW
THANK YOU, GUYS!
♪
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN
OSCAR WINNER STARRING.
ALONGSIDE DENZEL WASHINGTON AND
RAMI MALEK IN THE NEW THRILLER
"THE LITTLE THINGS."
WHICH WILL BE IN THEATERS
FRIDAY, JANUARY 29th AND
AVAILABLE ON HBO MAX
HERE'S MY MAN, JARED LETO.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT,
YES.
WELCOME BACK
>> THANK YOU
THE APPLAUSE IS DEAFENING.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
THEY MULTIPLY IT WHEN WE AIR
THE SHOW
IT SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S FIVE
PEOPLE DOING IT.
>> OH, FIVE PEOPLE
OH, NICE
THAT FEELS SO GOOD
IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE HOME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS
THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU WAS AT
THE MET GALA
THE BIG MET GALA IN 2019
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE LAST
TIME WE SAW EACH OTHER
AND IT WAS, I COULDN'T BELIEVE,
I THOUGHT I'D SEEN YOU SINCE
THEN
BUT I GUESS NOT.
BUT IT WAS VERY MEMORABLE FOR
ME BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THESE MET
GALAS ARE GIANT AND EVERYONE
GETS DRESSED UP.
AND ALL THE MONEY GOES TO
A GOOD CAUSE, YOU KNOW, AND ALL
THAT STUFF, FOR THE MET MUSEUM
METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART
BUT EVERYONE'S DRESSED UP.
I THINK THE THEME OF THE NIGHT
WAS CAMP, AND YOU CARRIED
AROUND YOUR OWN HEAD
UH, WE HAVE A COUPLE OF PHOTOS
CAN WE TAKE A LOOK AT A COUPLE
YEARS AGO?
LOOK, THIS WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
IT WAS -- OH, MY, WHAT WAS THE
INSPIRATION?
DO YOU REMEMBER COMING OUT AND
GOING LIKE, "YEAH, I'M GOING TO
DO THIS.
>> I THINK THERE MIGHT BE
PICTURE OF YOU AND I, OR MAYBE
YOU WITH MY HEAD, I'M NOT SURE,
SOMEWHERE FROM THAT NIGHT.
>> Jimmy: DO WE HAVE ONE
OH, YEAH
THAT'S ME, YOU AND YOUR HEAD
>> ♪ JUST THE THREE OF US ♪
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
THEN I PULLED THAT MOVE, WHICH
WAS EVEN WEIRDER
I KIND OF PUT YOUR HEAD WHERE
MY HEAD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS SO FUN THAT NIGHT
EVERYONE WAS HOLDING -
>> YEAH, IT WAS A BLAST.
I REMEMBER I WALKED OUT OF THE
HOTEL, AND THERE WERE THRONGS
OF PEOPLE, LIKE, KIND OF
GREETING FOLKS AS THEY LEFT THE
HOTEL.
AND I WALKED THROUGH THE HOTEL,
AND FOR SOME REASON, JUST HELD
THE HEAD UP TO THE CROWD, AND
THEY JUST ROARED
AND I THOUGHT, "THIS IS SO
STRANGE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW, I
DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, BUT IT
WAS A WEIRD -- IT WAS A VERY
WEIRD THING, BUT A VERY FUN
THING, TOO
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
ABOUT YOU, I WANTED TO REACH
OUT TO YOU, BUT I FIGURED
EVERYONE WAS REACHING OUT TO
YOU.
WHEN THE QUARANTINE FIRST
BEGAN, AND YOU PROBABLY KNOW
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY, AND I
COULDN'T IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING
TO ME OR TO ANYONE
BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT
EVERYTHING HAD BEEN SHUT DOWN.
YOU WERE ON A RETREAT, IS THIS
TRUE
>> ABSOLUTELY TRUE, YEAH
IT'S LIKE A TWO WEEK, ROUGHLY
TWO WEEK SILENT MEDITATION
THE IDEA IS THAT YOU GO AWAY
YOU GET RID OF YOUR PHONE.
YOU GET RID OF DISTRACTIONS.
YOU GET RID OF EVERYTHING, AND
YOU JUST MEDITATE.
AND WHEN I WENT AWAY THERE WERE
ABOUT 150 CASES.
UH, AND JUST IN THAT SHORT
AMOUNT OF TIME, WHEN I CAME
OUT, IT WAS SHUT DOWN.
A STATE OF EMERGENCY, UH, AND
THE WHOLE WORLD HAD CHANGED.
BUT WHEN WE'RE IN THERE, THEY
DIDN'T TELL US
SO, WE DIDN'T HAVE OUR PHONES.
THERE WAS NO TALKING, OF
COURSE
>> Jimmy: NO TV.
>> NO EYE CONTACT.
NO TV.
UM, AND THE TEACHERS DIDN'T
REALLY -- THEY MADE A DECISION,
LET'S NOT DISTURB THE
PARTICIPANTS
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
>> AND I DIDN'T TURN ON MY
PHONE UNTIL I WENT BACK TO LA.
SO, I DROVE THE WHOLE WAY, YOU
KNOW, TRYING TO BE, LIKE,
PEACEFUL AND ZEN
KEEP THE FEELING GOING
AND I GOT BACK, AND I WAS, YOU
KNOW, KIND OF SHOCKED.
IT WAS LIKE RIP VAN WINKLE
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S LIKE
A "TWILIGHT ZONE" EPISODE, BUT
IN REAL LIFE
>> YEAH IT WAS SHOCKING.
IT WAS A GREAT -- I HAD THIS
GREAT TOOL TO, KIND OF, DEAL
WITH STRESS AND THINGS IN LIFE,
BUT I DON'T THINK ANYTHING CAN
QUITE PREPARE ANY OF US FOR
WHAT WE ALL WENT THROUGH AT THE
BEGINNING.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS, NO
WAY.
BUT I THOUGHT OF YOU, AND I GO,
"OH, MY GOODNESS, I CAN'T WAIT
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT.
BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE
MOST BIZARRE STORY
>> YEAH, IT WAS LIKE COMING OUT
TO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I GOT TO SAY
YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK
FOR "THE LITTLE THINGS."
WHICH IS COMING OUT THIS FRIDAY
IN THEATERS AND ON HBO MAX
YOU DID IT GREAT
THIS IS SO GOOD.
THE WHOLE MOVIE, I'M JUST GOING
OH, NO, WHOA, THIS GUY'S SO
CREEPY, MAN.
IT DIDN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU
WAS THAT, YOU HAD A FAKE NOSE?
>> I HAD A LOT OF STUFF GOING
ON
YEAH, IT WAS, FIRST OF ALL, I
HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO WORK WITH
DENZEL WASHINGTON, ONE OF MY
HEROES
FOR ME, HE'S LIKE BRANDO AND
BEETHOVEN.
HE'S JUST.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE
>> HE'S JUST, HE'S THE G.O.A.T
HE'S THE KING.
AND YEAH, IT WAS A WHOLE
TRANSFORMATION
I HAD A DIFFERENT, BROWN EYES,
A DIFFERENT NOSE, DIFFERENT
TEETH, A DIFFERENT WAY OF
WALKING AND TALKING, AND IT WAS
THIS SUPER IMMERSIVE CHARACTER
>> Jimmy: HOW DO WE DESCRIBE
THE MOVIE AND WHO YOU PLAY IN
THE MOVIE?
IT'S GREAT
>> THE NAME SAYS A LOT
I PLAY A GUY NAMED ALBERT.
AND RIGHT FROM THE NAME, YOU
CAN TELL HE'S A LITTLE
DIFFERENT AND A BIT OF AN
OUTSIDER
BUT I FOUND HIM TO BE REALLY
FUNNY.
HE HAD A PRETTY CRAZY SENSE OF
HUMOR.
IT WAS A SPECIAL ONE, SOMETHING
REALLY SPECIAL
RAMI MALEK AND DENZEL, JUST TO
GET THE RING WITH THOSE TWO
GUYS, I FEEL REALLY FORTUNATE.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A
A CLIP
HERE'S JARED LETO AND DENZEL
WASHINGTON IN "THE LITTLE
THINGS", TAKE A LOOK
>> GOT A LOT OF MILES ON IT.
YOU A SALESMAN
>> NO.
>> HOW'S THE TRUNK SPACE
>> STANDARD.
>> MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK
I'M IN THE MARKET.
>> IT'S NOT FOR SALE
>> ALL I NEED TO DO IS TAKE
A LOOK
>> YOU MUST REALLY LIKE MY CAR
>> I DO.
>> Jimmy: JARED LETO,
EVERYBODY.
"THE LITTLE THINGS" WILL BE IN
THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND
AVAILABLE ON HBO MAX
JARED AND I ARE GOING
HEAD-TO-HEAD IN THE "30 SECONDS
TO -
REMATCH" WHEN WE COME RIGHT
BACK, STICK AROUND
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH
JARED LETO
JARED, LAST TIME YOU WERE ON
THE SHOW WE COMPETED IN
A SEGMENT CALLED "30 SECONDS
TO" IN HONOR OF YOUR BAND,
30 SECONDS TO MARS, WHERE WE
EACH HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO
COMPLETE 30 SECONDS.
THIS IS TIME FOR A REMATCH
THIS IS 30 SECONDS TO REMATCH.
♪ 30 SECONDS TO
REMATCH ♪
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR
THIS
>> I'M SO READY.
ARE YOU READY?
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW
I DON'T KNOW THIS FIRST --
>> I'M TALKING -
>> Jimmy: I KNOW
FOR THIS FIRST CHALLENGE WE
HAVE TO USE STRAWS TO TRANSPORT
AS MANY GOLD FISH CRACKERS FROM
ONE PLATE TO ANOTHER PLACE
WITHOUT USING OUR HANDS.
AFTER 30 SECONDS WHOEVER HAS
MOVED THE MOST GOLDFISH WINS
SOUND GOOD
READY?
SET, GO!
♪
>> Jimmy: HOW IS JARED DOING
♪
[ BUZZER ]
>> HA-HA-HA.
>> Jimmy: WHEW, YEAH
YOU GET A LITTLE OF THAT
GOLDFISH DUST.
>> I THINK I BROUGHT ONE DOWN.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S COUNT, SEE HOW MANY YOU
GOT THERE.
I GOT ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN -- 17
>> 22, MAN
COME ON NOW!
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
ALL RIGHT.
ROUND ONE GOES TO JARED LETO
>> COME ON
>> Jimmy: FOR THE NEXT
CHALLENGE WE HAVE 30 SECONDS TO
UNWRAP AS MANY HERSHEY'S KISSES
AS POSSIBLE WHILE WEARING OVEN
MITTS.
I THINK I HAVE A STRATEGY FOR
THIS
>> YOU DO?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M GOING FOR
THE WIN, MAN
>> TWO FOR TWO
>> Jimmy: READY, SET, GO
GOSH, DID NOT WORK
I'M SO MAD
OH, MY GOD
THAT WAS MY STRATEGY
CAN YOU USE YOUR TEETH IN OH
JAMES, YOU DID ONE
HOW YOU DOING, JARED
>> OH, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
>> Jimmy: DID YOU CRUSH THESE?
>> THIS IS NOT A HOBBY, MY
FRIEND
THIS IS NOT A HOBBY.
>> Jimmy: I GOT -- I GOT -
[ BUZZER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
I THINK I KNOW WHO PROBABLY WON
THIS, BUT, GOSH, I GOT FOUR.
IT LOOKS SAD, TOO.
>> WAIT, YOU GOT FOUR?
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD
I GOT ONE, TWO KISSES, THREE
KISSES
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> FOUR KISSES
>> Jimmy: HOW MANY
>> FIVE!
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, ONE
EXTRA KISS
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MY STRATEGY MESSED MY WHOLE
THING UP
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO USE
LIKE A GARLIC AND DO LIKE,
WHEW, WHEW, WHEW, BUT THEN IT
DID NOT WORK AT ALL.
ON TO THE NEXT CHALLENGE
FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE WE HAVE
30 SECONDS TO WRAP OURSELVES IN
AS MUCH TOILET PAPER AS
POSSIBLE
WHOEVER GETS THE MOST TOILET
PAPER ON THEIR BODY WINS
>> JIMMY, THIS SINGLE PLY, MAN,
THIS IS LIKE -
>> Jimmy: LOOK, WE'RE IN -
LOOK, WE'LL DISCUSS THE BUDGET
LATER.
>> OKAY.
LET'S GO
>> Jimmy: YOU READY FOR THIS
>> I'M READY
>> Jimmy: READY, SET, GO
OH, IT IS SINGLE PLY
DARN IT.
>> I HAD A STRATEGY.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS GOING TO
WORK THOUGH.
>> Jimmy: OH, GOSH
MINE IS JUST RIPPING AND
TEARING OFF.
THIS IS SO -
>> TOLD YOU, IT IS SINGLE PLY,
SINGLE PLY
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, SINGLE PLY IS
ROUGH.
DARN IT.
I CAN'T EVEN -
OH, THIS IS CHEAP TOILET PAPER
OH, MY GOD
THIS IS SO -- THIS IS
RIDICULOUS
[ BUZZER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE JOKING.
>> IT WAS A CLOSE CALL
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A PRETTY
CLOSE CALL BECAUSE I ALMOST DID
A "I DREAM OF JEANNIE" TYPE OF
THING, AND WHAT YOU DID WAS THE
CORRECT THING.
THE WINNER IS JARED LETO
CRUSHED ME IN THIS "30 SECONDS
TO."
OH, MY GOODNESS.
JARED LETO, EVERYONE, THE
CHAMP.
MORE FUN AFTER THE BREAK
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
♪
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
A FIVE-TIME EMMY WINNER WHO YOU
CAN SEE AT THE HOST OF "WEAKEST
LINK" MONDAY NIGHTS AT 10:00
P.M. ON NBC.
HERE IS THE ONE AND ONLY
JANE LYNCH
HI, JANE
>> HEY, JIMMY.
HOW YOU DOING?
>> Jimmy: IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE
YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON
THE SHOW
>> MY PLEASURE
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE SOMETHING IN
COMMON
I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS
BOTH OF OUR DOGS HAVE HUMAN
NAMES.
YOU HAVE A HUMAN NAMES FOR YOUR
PETS
>> I HEARD YOU HAVE A DOG NAMED
GARY, AND I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW
MUCH I LOVE THAT
>> Jimmy: SHE'S THE GREATEST
WHAT IS YOUR PET'S NAME?
>> THE FIRST DOG I HAD IN
COLLEGE WAS NAMED KEVIN.
OUR DOG RIGHT NOW -- WE'VE HAD
MANY DOGS BECAUSE WE ADOPT
SENIORS AND WE ONLY GET TO KEEP
THEM FOR A FEW YEARS, SO WE
HAVE MANY HUMAN NAMES BECAUSE I
KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO HAVE
KIDS
SO WE'VE -- RIGHT NOW WE HAVE
MILLIE, MILDRED.
WE HAD A REGULAR MILLIE ABOUT
THREE DOGS AGO
>> Jimmy: MILDRED.
>> BENJAMIN.
MILDRED.
OLIVIA
BERNICE JUST PASSED AWAY
THAT'S NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT,
BUT BERNICE IS A GOOD NAME
>> Jimmy: NO, SORRY.
THE NAME IS GREAT.
>> IT IS GOOD.
>> Jimmy: I WAS READING UP
ABOUT YOU AND DOING RESEARCH
FOR THIS
I SAW THAT BEST IN SHOW LAST
YEAR WAS A 20th ANNIVERSARY.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
>> 20 YEARS.
LOOK, I HAVEN'T EVEN AGED
A DAY.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T.
YOU LOOK GREAT
COME ON.
>> GOD BLESS YOU
>> Jimmy: YOU CRUSH IN THAT
MOVIE.
I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, DID YOU
ALWAYS HAVE A BACKGROUND IN
IMPROV
>> I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST
HOSTESSES ON AMERICA'S SHOPPING
PLACE, WHICH WAS A SHOPPING
PLACE.
I WAS ON THE 11:00 P.M. TO 3:00
A.M. SHIFT, AND WE TOOK LIVE
PHONE CALLS.
YOU CAN IMAGINE THE QUALITY OF
PERSON CALLING IN ON A HOME
SHOPPING NETWORK AT 3:00 IN THE
MORNING.
>> Jimmy: CALLING FROM PRISON.
>> EXACTLY
WE HAD TO BE GOOD ON OUR FEET.
WE WERE GIVEN TEN THINGS, THEY
WERE LIKE CUBIC ZIRCONIA OR
ELECTRONIC COLLARS AND THEN YOU
HAVE TO FILL THE NEXT 3 1/2
MINUTES JUST RIFFING
YOUR BACK IS AGAINST THE WALL
AND I HAD TO THINK ON MY FEET
DOING HOME SHOPPING.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "WEAKEST
LINK."
IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY IT WAS
PICKED UP FOR SEASON TWO, SO
CONGRATS
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH
>> Jimmy: SO HAPPY WE GOT TO
TALK THE DAY IT WAS PICKED UP.
>> I KNOW.
IT IS A BIG DEAL
I KNEW ABOUT IT YESTERDAY BUT I
KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT UNTIL TODAY,
TO THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.
JIMMY, IT IS THE BEST JOB I
HAVE EVER HAD, AND I MEAN THAT
SERIOUSLY.
I HAVE BECOME MORE OF A STUDENT
IN MY OLD AGE, MORE THAN IN
COLLEGE, AND I LOVE TRIVIA
>> Jimmy: THERE WAS A QUESTION
IN ONE OF THE EPISODES WE LOVED
HERE
THE ANSWER WHAT, QUEST LOVE.
BUT THE CONTESTANT HAD NO IDEA,
AND TOOK A REALLY INTERESTING
GUESS.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> TIFFANY, THE ROOTS' DRUMMER
AMIR THOMPSON IS BETTER KNOWN
BY WHAT NAME
>> FRANKLIN STONE.
>> NO.
QUEST LOVE
>> Jimmy: WHAT, FRED
FLINTSTONE
>> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: WHAT A WEIRD GUESS
>> NOT EVEN IN THE SAME WORLD.
>> Jimmy: IT MADE US LAUGH SO
HARD
LAST WEEK, I SAW THE SAME EXACT
THING HAPPEN BUT TO YOU.
>> YES
>> Jimmy: WATCH THIS
WATCH THIS
>> SYDNEY, WHAT ACTRESS WON AN
EMMY FOR PLAYING "GLEE CLUB"
HATING SYLVESTER ON "GLEE"
>> EMMA STONE.
>> NO, JANE LYNCH!
>> Jimmy: YOU SEE --
>> I'M STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT
OF YOU
>> Jimmy: IT IS -- THE THING
THAT'S GREAT IS THAT YOU CAN'T
WRITE THOSE MOMENTS.
IT JUST HAS TO HAPPEN OR NOT
HAPPEN
>> YEAH, AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE
DOING THIS SHOW BECAUSE IT
IS -
EVERY SHOW IS COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT, AND IT HAS TENSION
AND I GET TO BE MEAN TO THEM
AND NOBODY -- EVERYBODY KNOWS I
DON'T REALLY MEAN IT
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE
ABOUT IT AS WELL
YOU DIDN'T REALLY SWITCH IT UP
YOU JUST GO, NO, THIS IS
SIMPLE, THIS IS THE GAME, IT IS
EASY
>> THEY ALWAYS SAY, WHAT CAN
YOU DO TO MAKE THIS, HOW CAN WE
REINVENT IT?
WHY?
IT IS A GREAT GAME
IT IS SIMPLE
THE RULES ARE SIMPLE
IT WORKED BEFORE, IT WILL WORK
BEGIN.
LET'S NOT GET FANCY.
LET'S NOT REINVENT THE WHEEL
>> Jimmy: I TOTALLY AGREE.
IT IS FANTASTIC.
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP FROM NEXT
WEEK'S EPISODE
HERE IS JANE LYNCH IN "WEAKEST
LINK."
TAKE A LOOK.
TEAM, OUT OF A POSSIBLE $25,000
YOU BANKED AN ABYSMAL $2,000
THAT MONEY WILL GO THROUGH TO
THE NEXT ROUND, BUT ONE OF YOU
WILL NOT
WHO TRIED TO PUT GAS IN THEIR
TESLA?
WHO'S PROVING DARWIN CORRECT
WHO ONLY NOW JUST REALIZED, I'M
NOT ANN ROBINSON
IT IS TIME TO VOTE ON THE
WEAKEST LINK
♪
>> Jimmy: JANE LYNCH, "WEAKEST
LINK" AIRS MONDAYS AT
10:00 P.M.
ON NBC
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON
OUR SHOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM JAY BYRD.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
♪
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING
"HEADSTART" FROM HER
FORTHCOMING NEW ALBUM, HERE IS
JADE BIRD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
♪ THEY SAY I ACT AROUND YOU
DIFFERENT THAN I USUALLY D
THEY SAY THAT I'VE EVE
GIVEN SPECIAL TREATMENT ♪
♪ I'D DENY IT BUT I CAN'T
WHAT YOU DON'T
SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
IS I WON'T JUST ♪
♪ TAKE YOUR HAN
I'VE LEFT SIGNS BU
YOU TAKE NO NOTICE
WHY'S IT SO HARD ♪
♪ WHY'S IT SO HAR
WHY'S IT SO HARD
I'VE GIVEN YOU
A HEAD START ♪
♪ I KNOW US
GIRLS AREN'T EAS
BUT COME O
WHAT DO YOU NEED TO SEE ♪
♪ I'VE GIVE
YOU A HEAD START
I'VE MORE PRIDE THAN MAN
THIS IS KIND OF ♪
♪ RARE FOR ME
EVERYONE KNOWS
THAT IT'S TRUE
YOU'RE THE ONLY ♪
♪ ONE IN THE ROOM
BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME
DO YOU
MUST BE BLIND NOT TO ♪
♪ THAT'S ALL RIGH
I'LL KEEP ON
PUTTING MYSELF ON THE LINE
WHY'S IT SO HARD ♪
♪ WHY'S IT SO HAR
WHY'S IT SO HARD
I'VE GIVEN YOU
A HEAD START ♪
♪ I KNOW US
GIRLS AREN'T EAS
BUT COME O
WHAT DO YOU NEED TO SEE ♪
♪ I'VE GIVEN YO
A HEAD START
IS THERE A WAY
TO GET YOUR ATTENTION ♪
♪ WITHOUT LOOKING
LIKE A FOO
SHOULD I SLIP IT
IN OUR CONVERSATIONS ♪
♪ BY THE WAY I LOVE YOU
WHY'S IT SO HARD
WHY'S IT SO HARD ♪
♪ I'VE GIVEN YO
A HEAD START
I KNOW US GIRL
AREN'T EASY ♪
♪ BUT COME ON
WHAT DO YOU NEED TO SE
I'VE GIVEN YOU
A HEAD START ♪
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR
WATCHING
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WASH YOUR HANDS.
DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.
WEAR A MASK.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪