1 00:00:25,003 --> 00:00:26,022 >>> FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN 2 00:00:25,003 --> 00:00:26,022 THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, 3 00:00:26,022 --> 00:00:32,019 IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 4 00:00:26,022 --> 00:00:32,019 JIMMY FALLON." 5 00:00:32,019 --> 00:00:33,025 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 6 00:00:32,019 --> 00:00:33,025 GUESTS - 7 00:00:33,025 --> 00:00:36,002 JARED LETO 8 00:00:33,025 --> 00:00:36,002 JANE LYNCH 9 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:37,018 MUSICAL GUEST JADE BIRD, 10 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:37,018 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 11 00:00:37,018 --> 00:00:43,014 ROOTS CREW 12 00:00:39,010 --> 00:00:43,014 AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 13 00:00:39,023 --> 00:00:43,014 JIMMY FALLON 14 00:00:44,021 --> 00:00:54,019 ♪ 15 00:00:44,021 --> 00:00:54,019 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:00:54,019 --> 00:00:57,001 ♪ 17 00:00:54,019 --> 00:00:57,001 >> Jimmy: HEY! 18 00:00:57,001 --> 00:01:01,015 HI, EVERYBODY, THANK YOU VERY 19 00:00:57,001 --> 00:01:01,015 MUCH 20 00:01:01,015 --> 00:01:03,014 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 21 00:01:01,015 --> 00:01:03,014 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 22 00:01:03,014 --> 00:01:07,007 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 23 00:01:03,014 --> 00:01:07,007 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYONE 24 00:01:07,007 --> 00:01:11,005 THIS IS "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 25 00:01:07,007 --> 00:01:11,005 WELL, GUYS, I WANNA SAY 26 00:01:11,005 --> 00:01:12,001 CONGRATS TO THE 27 00:01:11,005 --> 00:01:12,001 KANSAS CITY CHIEFS AND 28 00:01:12,001 --> 00:01:19,023 TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS ON 29 00:01:12,001 --> 00:01:19,023 ADVANCING TO SUPER BOWL 55 30 00:01:19,023 --> 00:01:21,013 THAT IS RIGHT, TOM BRADY IS 31 00:01:19,023 --> 00:01:21,013 ONCE AGAIN RETURNING TO THE 32 00:01:21,013 --> 00:01:25,024 SUPER BOWL 33 00:01:21,013 --> 00:01:25,024 MAN, BETWEEN TOM BRADY AND 34 00:01:25,024 --> 00:01:27,016 JOE BIDEN, WHAT A MONTH IT'S 35 00:01:25,024 --> 00:01:27,016 BEEN FOR 78-YEAR-OLD WHITE 36 00:01:27,016 --> 00:01:32,020 GUYS 37 00:01:27,016 --> 00:01:32,020 YEP, BRADY WILL BE PLAYING IN 38 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:37,008 HIS 10th SUPER BOWL. 39 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:37,008 HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING THIS? 40 00:01:37,008 --> 00:01:39,000 I THINK HE ONCE GOT STUCK 41 00:01:37,008 --> 00:01:39,000 MAKING SMALL TALK AT A 42 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,014 A SUPER BOWL PARTY AND VOWED, 43 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,014 "I WILL NEVER PUT MYSELF IN 44 00:01:40,014 --> 00:01:44,028 THIS POSITION AGAIN. 45 00:01:40,014 --> 00:01:44,028 IT'S JUST LIKE, "I'LL PLAY IN 46 00:01:44,028 --> 00:01:46,007 ALL OF THEM. 47 00:01:44,028 --> 00:01:46,007 IF BRADY KEEPS UP THIS PACE, 48 00:01:46,007 --> 00:01:47,012 I'M JUST WORRIED WHERE HE'S 49 00:01:46,007 --> 00:01:47,012 GONNA PUT THE 11th SUPER BOWL 50 00:01:47,012 --> 00:01:52,004 RING WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF 51 00:01:47,012 --> 00:01:52,004 FINGERS. 52 00:01:52,004 --> 00:01:54,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:01:52,004 --> 00:01:54,013 >> Tariq: AH 54 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:58,004 >> Jimmy: THE TOE, BIG TOE, 55 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:58,004 MAYBE? 56 00:01:58,004 --> 00:01:59,011 MEANWHILE, THE CHIEFS ARE GOING 57 00:01:58,004 --> 00:01:59,011 TO THEIR SECOND SUPER BOWL IN 58 00:01:59,011 --> 00:02:05,017 A ROW, LED BY STAR QUARTERBACK 59 00:01:59,011 --> 00:02:05,017 PATRICK MAHOMES. 60 00:02:05,017 --> 00:02:07,006 HE'S 25, HE'S THE REIGNING 61 00:02:05,017 --> 00:02:07,006 SUPER BOWL MVP, AND HE SIGNED 62 00:02:07,006 --> 00:02:13,000 A DEAL FOR 500 MILLION DOLLARS 63 00:02:07,006 --> 00:02:13,000 HE MIGHT BE THE ONLY GUY ON 64 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,029 EARTH TOM BRADY WOULD TRADE 65 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,029 PLACES WITH. 66 00:02:15,029 --> 00:02:17,007 OF COURSE, IT'S NOT JUST THE 67 00:02:15,029 --> 00:02:17,007 QUARTERBACKS FACING OFF, IT'S 68 00:02:17,007 --> 00:02:21,000 ALSO THE COACHES 69 00:02:17,007 --> 00:02:21,000 THE CHIEFS ARE LED BY ANDY REID 70 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,012 AND THE BUCCANEERS ARE LED BY 71 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,012 BRUCE ARIANS 72 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:28,013 CAN WE SEE THEM BOTH 73 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:28,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:02:28,013 --> 00:02:29,015 LOOKS LIKE A BEFORE AND BEFORE 75 00:02:28,013 --> 00:02:29,015 PHOTO. 76 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:31,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 77 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:31,027 KINDA STRANGE THAT WE'VE NEVER 78 00:02:31,027 --> 00:02:37,028 SEEN THEM AT THE SAME TIME 79 00:02:31,027 --> 00:02:37,028 [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:02:37,028 --> 00:02:39,004 THE ONLY THING WE KNOW FOR 81 00:02:37,028 --> 00:02:39,004 SUREM THE WINNING COACH WILL BE 82 00:02:39,004 --> 00:02:42,025 RED, WHITE AND ROUND 83 00:02:39,004 --> 00:02:42,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:02:42,025 --> 00:02:46,007 RIGHT NOW, THE KOOL-AID MAN IS 85 00:02:42,025 --> 00:02:46,007 LIKE, "I'M SO TORN, OH, YEAH!" 86 00:02:46,007 --> 00:02:48,017 [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:02:46,007 --> 00:02:48,017 AND THIS IS COOL, THE 88 00:02:48,017 --> 00:02:49,024 BUCCANEERS WILL BE THE FIRST 89 00:02:48,017 --> 00:02:49,024 TEAM EVER TO PLAY A SUPER BOWL 90 00:02:49,024 --> 00:02:54,007 IN THEIR HOME STADIUM. 91 00:02:49,024 --> 00:02:54,007 APPARENTLY, THE BUCS SAW THE 92 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:57,015 ENTIRE WORLD WORKING FROM HOME 93 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:57,015 AND THOUGHT, "WHY NOT US?" 94 00:02:57,015 --> 00:03:00,020 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 95 00:02:57,015 --> 00:03:00,020 ONE NBA TEAM IS ALLOWING A 96 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:01,026 A LIMITED NUMBER OF FANS BACK 97 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:01,026 INTO THEIR ARENA THIS WEEK AND 98 00:03:01,026 --> 00:03:02,014 THEY'VE COME UP WITH A UNIQUE 99 00:03:02,014 --> 00:03:07,012 WAY TO KEEP PEOPLE SAFE FROM 100 00:03:03,001 --> 00:03:07,012 THE VIRUS. 101 00:03:05,021 --> 00:03:07,012 LISTEN TO THIS 102 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:12,011 SPECIALLY-TRAINED DOGS TO SNIFF 103 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:12,011 FANS FOR COVID 104 00:03:12,011 --> 00:03:14,006 IF THE DOG SITS, THAT SIGNALS 105 00:03:12,011 --> 00:03:14,006 THE DOG MAY HAVE DETECTED THE 106 00:03:14,006 --> 00:03:19,004 VIRUS AND FANS WILL BE ASKED TO 107 00:03:14,006 --> 00:03:19,004 LEAVE. 108 00:03:19,004 --> 00:03:20,017 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THESE DOGS ARE 109 00:03:19,004 --> 00:03:20,017 SUPER SMART. 110 00:03:20,017 --> 00:03:21,020 THEY CAN TELL WHETHER YOU HAVE 111 00:03:20,017 --> 00:03:21,020 CORONAVIRUS, DRUGS, OR A 112 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:24,015 A COUNTERFEIT TICKET FROM 113 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:24,015 STUBHUB. 114 00:03:24,015 --> 00:03:26,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 115 00:03:24,015 --> 00:03:26,021 THAT'S RIGHT, THE MIAMI HEAT 116 00:03:26,021 --> 00:03:27,011 WILL USE COVID-STIFFING DOGS TO 117 00:03:27,011 --> 00:03:33,023 SCREEN FANS AT GAMES, WHICH 118 00:03:27,028 --> 00:03:33,023 BRINGS US TO OUR NEW SEGMENT, 119 00:03:28,016 --> 00:03:33,023 "I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS." 120 00:03:34,027 --> 00:03:39,004 ♪ I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ♪ 121 00:03:34,027 --> 00:03:39,004 >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, SINCE WHEN 122 00:03:39,004 --> 00:03:45,011 ARE THERE DOGS THAT CAN "SNIFF" 123 00:03:39,004 --> 00:03:45,011 COVID? 124 00:03:45,011 --> 00:03:47,000 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 125 00:03:45,011 --> 00:03:47,000 NEXT UP, IF A DOG SNIFFS COVID, 126 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,005 WON'T IT GET COVID 127 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 128 00:03:50,005 --> 00:03:53,000 FOLLOW UP. 129 00:03:50,005 --> 00:03:53,000 CAN DOGS GET COVID 130 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,013 IF THEY CAN, AND A COMMON 132 00:03:55,013 --> 00:03:57,022 SYMPTOM OF COVID IS LOSS OF 133 00:03:55,013 --> 00:03:57,022 SMELL, HOW CAN YOU TRUST A DOG 134 00:03:57,022 --> 00:04:01,007 TO PROPERLY SMELL MORE COVID 135 00:03:57,022 --> 00:04:01,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 136 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:05,017 [ APPLAUSE ] 137 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:05,017 ALSO, ARE THESE THE SAME DOGS 138 00:04:05,017 --> 00:04:08,014 THAT SNIFF FOR BOMBS AT THE 139 00:04:05,017 --> 00:04:08,014 AIRPORT? 140 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:10,002 OR ARE THEY COMPLETELY 141 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:10,002 DIFFERENT DOGS 142 00:04:10,002 --> 00:04:12,008 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 143 00:04:10,002 --> 00:04:12,008 IF THEY'RE THE SAME DOGS, ARE 144 00:04:12,008 --> 00:04:14,023 THEY GETTING PAID OVERTIME PAY 145 00:04:12,008 --> 00:04:14,023 [ LAUGHTER ] 146 00:04:14,023 --> 00:04:16,026 I JUST HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. 147 00:04:14,023 --> 00:04:16,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 148 00:04:16,026 --> 00:04:21,007 ♪ 149 00:04:16,026 --> 00:04:21,007 SPEAKING OF DOGS, YESTERDAY, 150 00:04:21,007 --> 00:04:22,011 PRESIDENT BIDEN'S DOGS, CHAMP 151 00:04:21,007 --> 00:04:22,011 AND MAJOR, MOVED INTO THE 152 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,025 WHITE HOUSE. 153 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,025 YEP, SOME DOGS GET TO LIVE IN 154 00:04:24,025 --> 00:04:31,025 THE WHITE HOUSE, WHILE OTHERS 155 00:04:24,025 --> 00:04:31,025 HAVE TO SNIFF FOR COVID. 156 00:04:31,025 --> 00:04:34,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:04:31,025 --> 00:04:34,005 NOT ONLY ARE BIDEN'S DOGS AT 158 00:04:34,005 --> 00:04:36,002 THE WHITE HOUSE, THEY'RE 159 00:04:34,005 --> 00:04:36,002 SLEEPING IN THE SAME DOG HOUSE 160 00:04:36,002 --> 00:04:39,011 THAT DR. FAUCI WAS IN ALL OF 161 00:04:36,002 --> 00:04:39,011 LAST YEAR. 162 00:04:39,011 --> 00:04:41,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 163 00:04:39,011 --> 00:04:41,005 THE DOGS ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY 164 00:04:41,005 --> 00:04:43,026 BUSY, THEY'RE NOW IN CHARGE OF 165 00:04:41,005 --> 00:04:43,026 THE SPACE FORCE. 166 00:04:43,026 --> 00:04:46,002 [ LAUGHTER ] 167 00:04:43,026 --> 00:04:46,002 MEANWHILE, MAJOR HASN'T EVEN 168 00:04:46,002 --> 00:04:47,005 BEEN THERE FOR A FULL DAY AND 169 00:04:46,002 --> 00:04:47,005 HE'S ALREADY PASSED AN 170 00:04:47,005 --> 00:04:54,000 EXECUTIVE ORDER THAT ALLOWS YOU 171 00:04:47,005 --> 00:04:54,000 TO LICK YOURSELF IN PUBLIC 172 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,023 UNBELIEVABLE 173 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,023 [ LAUGHTER ] 174 00:04:55,023 --> 00:04:57,023 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. 175 00:04:55,023 --> 00:04:57,023 YESTERDAY, HBO MAX RELEASED THE 176 00:04:57,023 --> 00:04:58,025 FIRST LOOK OF THE NEW 177 00:04:57,023 --> 00:04:58,025 "GODZILLA VS. KONG" MOVIE THAT 178 00:04:58,025 --> 00:05:05,015 COMES OUT IN MARCH 179 00:04:59,027 --> 00:05:05,015 IT LOOKS INSANE. 180 00:05:03,013 --> 00:05:05,015 CHECK OUT PART OF THE TRAILER. 181 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:17,023 >> Jimmy: THE ONLY THING MORE 182 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:17,023 FUN THAN THAT MOVIE IS 183 00:05:17,023 --> 00:05:18,029 IMAGINING TWO GUYS IN SPANDEX 184 00:05:17,023 --> 00:05:18,029 SUITS ACTING THAT OUT IN FRONT 185 00:05:18,029 --> 00:05:29,019 OF A GREEN SCREEN. 186 00:05:18,029 --> 00:05:29,019 [ LAUGHTER ] 187 00:05:29,019 --> 00:05:30,025 GODZILLA AND KING KONG FIGHT 188 00:05:29,019 --> 00:05:30,025 EACH OTHER THE WHOLE MOVIE, BUT 189 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:32,003 I'M TOLD IT'S THE MAKE-UP SEX 190 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:32,003 NEAR THE END THAT GOT THEM THE 191 00:05:32,003 --> 00:05:39,005 R-RATING 192 00:05:32,003 --> 00:05:39,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:43,007 ♪ 194 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:43,007 THIS IS GOING VIRAL. 195 00:05:43,007 --> 00:05:43,026 A "BRIDGERTON" FAN SPOTTED A 196 00:05:43,026 --> 00:05:49,006 A MODERN-DAY MISTAKE IN ONE OF 197 00:05:44,014 --> 00:05:49,006 THE OPENING SCENES 198 00:05:45,006 --> 00:05:49,006 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 199 00:05:50,026 --> 00:05:52,015 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU GUYS TELL 200 00:05:50,026 --> 00:05:52,015 WHAT'S WRONG 201 00:05:52,015 --> 00:05:54,021 HERE IT IS 202 00:05:52,015 --> 00:05:54,021 YEAH, THE SHOW IS SET IN THE 203 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,027 1800'S BUT THERE'S A YELLOW 204 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,027 LINE THAT'S ONLY USED ON MODERN 205 00:05:55,027 --> 00:06:02,013 ROADS. 206 00:05:55,027 --> 00:06:02,013 I DON'T KNOW 207 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:03,023 [ LAUGHTER ] 208 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:03,023 I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT BIG OF 209 00:06:03,023 --> 00:06:05,015 A DEAL 210 00:06:03,023 --> 00:06:05,015 >> Tariq: I DO 211 00:06:05,015 --> 00:06:08,014 IT PULLS ME OUT OF THE TRANCE, 212 00:06:05,015 --> 00:06:08,014 MAN. 213 00:06:08,014 --> 00:06:09,023 IF YOU WANT ME TO WATCH YOUR 214 00:06:08,014 --> 00:06:09,023 SHOW, THEN YOU CAN'T BE SHOWING 215 00:06:09,023 --> 00:06:13,028 THINGS THAT PEOPLE DIDN'T USE 216 00:06:09,023 --> 00:06:13,028 OR HAVE IN THAT ERA. 217 00:06:13,028 --> 00:06:17,029 [ PHONE RINGS 218 00:06:13,028 --> 00:06:17,029 >> Jimmy: SORRY, WHAT IS THAT? 219 00:06:17,029 --> 00:06:20,010 IS SOMEONE'S PHONE ON? 220 00:06:17,029 --> 00:06:20,010 >> Tariq: YEAH, SORRY, I GOTTA 221 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:22,007 TAKE THIS. 222 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:22,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:27,011 I'VE BEEN ON HOLD FOR AN HOUR. 224 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:27,011 HELLO? 225 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:31,006 NETFLIX? 226 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:31,006 [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:06:31,006 --> 00:06:35,020 YEAH, CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION 228 00:06:31,006 --> 00:06:35,020 YOU KNOW WHY 229 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:41,025 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 230 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:41,025 >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST MOVE ON 231 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:43,001 ALL RIGHT. 232 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:43,001 LET'S MOVE ON. 233 00:06:43,001 --> 00:06:44,020 ALL RIGHT. 234 00:06:43,001 --> 00:06:44,020 LISTEN TO THIS, AN INVENTOR IN 235 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:49,000 SWEDEN HAS CREATED SOMETHING TO 236 00:06:46,002 --> 00:06:49,000 HELP KEEP MOTORCYCLE RIDERS 237 00:06:46,019 --> 00:06:49,000 SAFE 238 00:06:50,007 --> 00:06:52,019 >> AIR BAG JEANS 239 00:06:50,007 --> 00:06:52,019 THESE PANTS HAVE CONCEALED AIR 240 00:06:52,019 --> 00:06:54,008 BAGS INSIDE THE LEGS 241 00:06:52,019 --> 00:06:54,008 AND IF RIDERS FALL, THE AIR 242 00:06:54,008 --> 00:06:59,025 BAGS ARE TRIGGERED AND ARE 243 00:06:54,008 --> 00:06:59,025 FILLED WITH COMPRESSED AIR 244 00:06:59,025 --> 00:07:01,005 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GREAT 245 00:06:59,025 --> 00:07:01,005 UNTIL YOU HIT A SMALL BUMP AND 246 00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:05,009 SUDDENLY TURN INTO MC HAMMER 247 00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:05,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 248 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:06,017 AND FINALLY, A VOLCANIC ROCK 249 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:06,017 WAS DISCOVERED IN BRAZIL THAT 250 00:07:06,017 --> 00:07:07,022 LOOKS LIKE COOKIE MONSTER AND 251 00:07:06,017 --> 00:07:07,022 IT COULD BE WORTH MORE THAN 252 00:07:07,022 --> 00:07:12,028 $10,000 DOLLARS. 253 00:07:07,022 --> 00:07:12,028 CHECK THIS OUT 254 00:07:12,028 --> 00:07:16,004 YEAH 255 00:07:12,028 --> 00:07:16,004 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 256 00:07:16,004 --> 00:07:18,005 10 GRAND 257 00:07:16,004 --> 00:07:18,005 RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE ARE AT HOME 258 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,010 WITH BLUE PAINT AND A SHARPIE 259 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,010 LIKE, "YEAH, THIS ROCK ALSO 260 00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:22,011 LOOKS LIKE COOKIE MONSTER. 261 00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:22,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 262 00:07:22,011 --> 00:07:27,025 [ APPLAUSE ] 263 00:07:22,011 --> 00:07:27,025 SORRY, I'M JUST REALIZING HOW 264 00:07:27,025 --> 00:07:30,010 DIFFERENT OUR MONOLOGUE IS NOW 265 00:07:27,025 --> 00:07:30,010 OUR LAST TWO STORIES WERE ABOUT 266 00:07:30,010 --> 00:07:35,018 INFLATABLE PANTS AND 267 00:07:30,010 --> 00:07:35,018 COOKIE MONSTER 268 00:07:35,018 --> 00:07:37,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 269 00:07:35,018 --> 00:07:37,013 ♪ 270 00:07:37,013 --> 00:07:39,019 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, PLEASE 271 00:07:37,013 --> 00:07:39,019 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 272 00:07:39,019 --> 00:07:44,016 EVERYBODY. 273 00:07:39,019 --> 00:07:44,016 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 274 00:07:44,016 --> 00:07:50,014 ♪ 275 00:07:44,016 --> 00:07:50,014 ♪ 276 00:07:50,014 --> 00:07:53,009 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 277 00:07:50,014 --> 00:07:53,009 OH, HEY, NOT BAD 278 00:07:53,009 --> 00:07:56,001 THAT'S FANTASTIC 279 00:07:53,009 --> 00:07:56,001 GUYS, IT IS MONDAY, WE'RE SO 280 00:07:56,001 --> 00:07:59,018 EXCITED TO BE BACK 281 00:07:56,001 --> 00:07:59,018 WE'VE GOT A FANTASTIC WEEK OF 282 00:07:59,018 --> 00:08:01,009 SHOWS AHEAD. 283 00:07:59,018 --> 00:08:01,009 THIS WEEK, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE 284 00:08:01,009 --> 00:08:05,029 WILL BE HERE 285 00:08:01,009 --> 00:08:05,029 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 286 00:08:05,029 --> 00:08:08,024 RAMI MALEK, SUSAN SARANDON, 287 00:08:05,029 --> 00:08:08,024 J.J. WATT, AND 288 00:08:08,024 --> 00:08:12,013 KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY WILL ALL BE 289 00:08:08,024 --> 00:08:12,013 JOINING US 290 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:16,010 AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC FROM 291 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:16,010 OZUNA AND ANUEL AA 292 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:19,019 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 293 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:19,019 BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 294 00:08:19,019 --> 00:08:22,012 FOR YOU TONIGHT. 295 00:08:19,019 --> 00:08:22,012 HE STARS IN THE UPCOMING FILM 296 00:08:22,012 --> 00:08:24,001 "THE LITTLE THINGS." 297 00:08:22,012 --> 00:08:24,001 GOSH, HE'S GOOD IN THIS, AND 298 00:08:24,001 --> 00:08:26,000 CREEPY, AND GOOD 299 00:08:24,001 --> 00:08:26,000 JARED LETO IS HERE TONIGHT 300 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:32,014 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 301 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:32,014 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN 302 00:08:32,014 --> 00:08:34,005 LATER IN THE SHOW. 303 00:08:32,014 --> 00:08:34,005 PLUS, SHE'S THE HOST OF 304 00:08:34,005 --> 00:08:36,024 "WEAKEST LINK" ON NBC. 305 00:08:34,005 --> 00:08:36,024 JANE LYNCH IS HERE 306 00:08:36,024 --> 00:08:38,014 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 307 00:08:36,024 --> 00:08:38,014 AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM 308 00:08:38,014 --> 00:08:39,024 JADE BIRD! 309 00:08:38,014 --> 00:08:39,024 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 310 00:08:39,024 --> 00:08:44,018 HEY, GUYS, I WANNA TALK ABOUT 311 00:08:39,024 --> 00:08:44,018 THIS COOL NEW THING WE'RE DOING 312 00:08:44,018 --> 00:08:48,016 ON THE SHOW. 313 00:08:44,018 --> 00:08:48,016 IT IS CALLED "THE TONIGHT SHOW 314 00:08:48,016 --> 00:08:51,023 FILM FESTIVAL. 315 00:08:48,016 --> 00:08:51,023 NOW, WE PARTNERED UP WITH OUR 316 00:08:51,023 --> 00:08:53,004 FRIENDS OVER AT SAMSUNG. 317 00:08:51,023 --> 00:08:53,004 OKAY, AND WE'RE GONNA SHOWCASE 318 00:08:53,004 --> 00:08:55,027 VIDEOS FROM RISING CREATORS WHO 319 00:08:53,004 --> 00:08:55,027 HAVE A PASSION FOR FILM-MAKING 320 00:08:55,027 --> 00:08:57,001 NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY, JUST 321 00:08:55,027 --> 00:08:57,001 SEND US A SHORT VIDEO THAT 322 00:08:57,001 --> 00:09:00,022 YOU'VE ALREADY MADE. 323 00:08:57,001 --> 00:09:00,022 ONLY NEEDS TO BE ABOUT A 324 00:09:00,022 --> 00:09:04,025 A MINUTE, TOPS 325 00:09:00,022 --> 00:09:04,025 COULD BE FUNNY, COULD BE 326 00:09:04,025 --> 00:09:07,020 DRAMATIC, COULD HAVE SPECIAL 327 00:09:04,025 --> 00:09:07,020 EFFECTS, WHATEVER. 328 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:10,029 IF YOU LOVE IT AND THINK IT'S 329 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:10,029 COOL AND CREATIVE, WE WANT TO 330 00:09:10,029 --> 00:09:12,024 SEE IT 331 00:09:10,029 --> 00:09:12,024 WE'RE GOING WATCH THEM ALL AND 332 00:09:12,024 --> 00:09:15,029 THEN PICK UP TO 10 FINALISTS 333 00:09:12,024 --> 00:09:15,029 AND IF YOU GET PICKED, YOU GET 334 00:09:15,029 --> 00:09:17,017 TO CREATE AN ORIGINAL SHORT 335 00:09:15,029 --> 00:09:17,017 FILM FOR US THAT COULD BE ONE 336 00:09:17,017 --> 00:09:18,021 OF FIVE FEATURED ON THE SHOW 337 00:09:17,017 --> 00:09:18,021 DURING OUR FESTIVAL WEEK 338 00:09:18,021 --> 00:09:23,006 AND -- 339 00:09:18,021 --> 00:09:23,006 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 340 00:09:23,006 --> 00:09:24,028 IT'S A COOL NEW THING. 341 00:09:23,006 --> 00:09:24,028 SO WE HAVE A THEME FOR THE 342 00:09:24,028 --> 00:09:28,011 FESTIVAL 343 00:09:24,028 --> 00:09:28,011 IT IS "A DIFFERENT FOCUS." 344 00:09:28,011 --> 00:09:29,015 I THINK THIS PAST YEAR HAS 345 00:09:28,011 --> 00:09:29,015 TAUGHT US ALL TO LOOK AT LIFE 346 00:09:29,015 --> 00:09:30,023 IN A DIFFERENT WAY, TO FOCUS ON 347 00:09:29,015 --> 00:09:30,023 DIFFERENT THINGS AND ADJUST HOW 348 00:09:30,023 --> 00:09:36,029 WE THINK ABOUT THE WORLD 349 00:09:30,023 --> 00:09:36,029 AND FOR THE FESTIVAL FINALISTS, 350 00:09:36,029 --> 00:09:45,015 WE WANT TO SEE WHAT "A 351 00:09:36,029 --> 00:09:45,015 DIFFERENT FOCUS" MEANS TO YOU. 352 00:09:45,015 --> 00:09:47,007 HOW DO YOU INTERPRET THAT. 353 00:09:45,015 --> 00:09:47,007 AND TO HELP YOU OUT, SAMSUNG 354 00:09:47,007 --> 00:09:49,003 WILL BE SENDING EACH FINALIST 355 00:09:47,007 --> 00:09:49,003 A BRAND-NEW GALAXY S21 ULTRA 5G 356 00:09:49,003 --> 00:09:51,025 PHONE TO MAKE YOUR FILM. 357 00:09:49,003 --> 00:09:51,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 358 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:54,017 THESE PHONES ARE AMAZING 359 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:54,017 WE DID A WHOLE EPISODE - 360 00:09:54,017 --> 00:09:57,022 REMEMBER THAT? 361 00:09:54,017 --> 00:09:57,022 >> Tariq: YEAH 362 00:09:57,022 --> 00:10:00,028 >> Jimmy: ON SAMSUNG PHONES. 363 00:09:57,022 --> 00:10:00,028 AND THING THIS IS -- THE NEW 364 00:10:00,028 --> 00:10:01,028 ONE'S SO FAR MORE ADVANCED THAN 365 00:10:00,028 --> 00:10:01,028 THAT ONE EVEN. 366 00:10:01,028 --> 00:10:03,010 IT HAS 8K VIDEO. 367 00:10:01,028 --> 00:10:03,010 WOW. 368 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:04,019 IT'S THE HIGHEST VIDEO 369 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:04,019 RESOLUTION AVAILABLE ON 370 00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:07,021 A PHONE, AND THERE'S A 371 00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:07,021 A DIRECTOR'S MODE. 372 00:10:07,021 --> 00:10:09,028 SO IT'S PERFECT TO MAKE A FILM 373 00:10:07,021 --> 00:10:09,028 YOU CAN START SUBMITTING YOUR 374 00:10:09,028 --> 00:10:11,004 VIDEOS RIGHT NOW BY POSTING 375 00:10:09,028 --> 00:10:11,004 THEM TO TIKTOK, INSTAGRAM, AND 376 00:10:11,004 --> 00:10:17,012 TWITTER, OR COMMENTING ON OUR 377 00:10:11,004 --> 00:10:17,012 FACEBOOK POST. 378 00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:18,028 JUST TAG THE SHOW 379 00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:18,028 @FALLONTONIGHT AND USE THE 380 00:10:18,028 --> 00:10:20,005 HASHTAG #TONIGHTSHOWFILMFEST" 381 00:10:18,028 --> 00:10:20,005 AND HASHTAG #CONTEST SO THAT WE 382 00:10:20,005 --> 00:10:25,009 CAN FIND THEM. 383 00:10:20,005 --> 00:10:25,009 THANKS AGAIN TO SAMSUNG FOR 384 00:10:25,009 --> 00:10:27,024 PARTNERING WITH US 385 00:10:25,009 --> 00:10:27,024 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 386 00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:30,022 IT'S THE FIRST EVER "TONIGHT 387 00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:30,022 SHOW FILM FESTIVAL!" 388 00:10:30,022 --> 00:10:34,008 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 389 00:10:30,022 --> 00:10:34,008 VERY EXCITING. 390 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:37,020 GUYS, THIS WEEK MARKS BIDEN'S 391 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:37,020 SECOND WEEK IN OFFICE. 392 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:40,008 THAT MEANS ELECTION SEASON IS 393 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:40,008 FINALLY OVER 394 00:10:40,008 --> 00:10:41,016 AND YOU KNOW, FOR MONTHS NOW, 395 00:10:40,008 --> 00:10:41,016 THERE'S JUST BEEN SO MUCH NEWS 396 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:44,009 TO COVER 397 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:44,009 AND ONE PERSON WHO DID A 398 00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:45,012 A FANTASTIC JOB KEEPING US IN 399 00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:45,012 THE LOOP IS OUR FRIEND 400 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:50,000 STEVE KORNACKI 401 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:50,000 SO - 402 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,021 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 403 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,021 SO I WANTED TO FIND A WAY TO 404 00:10:51,021 --> 00:10:52,028 SAY THANK YOU TO STEVE, AND I'M 405 00:10:51,021 --> 00:10:52,028 NOT SURE IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT 406 00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:54,003 WE ONCE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE 407 00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:54,003 JUST TO INTERVIEW HIM, AND IT 408 00:10:54,003 --> 00:11:02,026 IS A MESS! 409 00:10:54,003 --> 00:11:02,026 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 410 00:11:02,026 --> 00:11:05,008 HE HAS AN INCREDIBLY MESSY 411 00:11:02,026 --> 00:11:05,008 OFFICE 412 00:11:05,008 --> 00:11:05,026 SO I THOUGHT WE'D SURPRISE HIM 413 00:11:05,026 --> 00:11:13,011 BY SNEAKING DOWNSTAIRS TO MSNBC 414 00:11:06,015 --> 00:11:13,011 AND CLEANING THINGS UP FOR HIM 415 00:11:08,014 --> 00:11:13,011 CHECK THIS OUT 416 00:11:15,004 --> 00:11:17,003 >> Jimmy: OKAY, HERE WE ARE. 417 00:11:15,004 --> 00:11:17,003 WE'RE IN KHAKI COUNTRY NOW 418 00:11:17,003 --> 00:11:19,025 THIS IS THE MSNBC OFFICES. 419 00:11:17,003 --> 00:11:19,025 THIS FEELS LIKE I'M IN, LIKE, 420 00:11:19,025 --> 00:11:22,020 A HORROR VIDEO GAME. 421 00:11:19,025 --> 00:11:22,020 OR, LIKE, A LEVEL OF "FIVE 422 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:27,001 NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S." 423 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:27,001 PROBABLY GONNA GET JUMPSCARED 424 00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:28,014 AND, LIKE, A TEDDY BEAR. 425 00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:28,014 AN EVIL TEDDY BEAR -- OR CLOWN 426 00:11:28,014 --> 00:11:30,007 IS GOING TO COME OUT 427 00:11:28,014 --> 00:11:30,007 STEVE'S WORKING RIGHT NOW SO 428 00:11:30,007 --> 00:11:31,014 WE'RE GOING TO BREAK INTO HIS 429 00:11:30,007 --> 00:11:31,014 OFFICE AND WE'RE GONNA LOOK AT 430 00:11:31,014 --> 00:11:37,003 IT AND HOPEFULLY CLEAN IT UP 431 00:11:31,014 --> 00:11:37,003 NO 432 00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:38,022 NO 433 00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:38,022 ARE YOU KIDDING ME 434 00:11:38,022 --> 00:11:41,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 435 00:11:38,022 --> 00:11:41,025 OH, MY GOSH. 436 00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:44,010 WHAT HAPPENED? 437 00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:44,010 STEVE KORNACKI 438 00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:47,005 WHAT IS GOING ON 439 00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:47,005 HAS HE BEEN LIVING IN HERE 440 00:11:47,005 --> 00:11:51,006 THESE GLOVES AREN'T EVEN FOR 441 00:11:47,005 --> 00:11:51,006 COVID, JUST FOR THIS OFFICE. 442 00:11:51,006 --> 00:11:54,002 LOOK AT ALL THESE TIES 443 00:11:51,006 --> 00:11:54,002 WHO HAS PRE-TIED TIES? 444 00:11:54,002 --> 00:11:57,013 HE HAS A HOCKEY JERSEY 445 00:11:54,002 --> 00:11:57,013 MEASURING TAPE 446 00:11:57,013 --> 00:11:59,012 BLAZER JUST THROWN -- YOU CAN'T 447 00:11:57,013 --> 00:11:59,012 WEAR THIS ON TV. 448 00:11:59,012 --> 00:12:03,000 MORE TIES UNDER THE BLAZER 449 00:11:59,012 --> 00:12:03,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 450 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,019 AND WHAT WAS THAT STUCK TO 451 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,019 AMERICAN NATIONAL ELECTION 452 00:12:05,019 --> 00:12:10,016 STUDIES DATA SOURCE BOOK 5278. 453 00:12:05,019 --> 00:12:10,016 THIS IS A LIGHT READ 454 00:12:10,016 --> 00:12:11,028 [ LAUGHTER ] 455 00:12:10,016 --> 00:12:11,028 YOU HAVE A CLOTHING RACK, SO WE 456 00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:14,025 MIGHT AS WELL JUST - 457 00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:14,025 TIES SHOULD GO ON THE RACK 458 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:19,006 CLOTHES GO ONTO THE RACK 459 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:19,006 I'M LITERALLY MAKING YOUR ROOM 460 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,019 CLEANER BY THROWING THINGS 461 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,019 OKAY, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW 462 00:12:21,019 --> 00:12:26,009 WHAT'S UNDER THERE 463 00:12:21,019 --> 00:12:26,009 OKAY 464 00:12:26,009 --> 00:12:27,013 I DIDN'T WANT TO PULL IT DOWN 465 00:12:26,009 --> 00:12:27,013 BECAUSE I THINK THE WHOLE 466 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,011 THING'S GONNA COME DOWN. 467 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,011 THERE'S SCOTCH TAPE ON HIS AIR 468 00:12:29,011 --> 00:12:31,026 CONDITIONER. 469 00:12:29,011 --> 00:12:31,026 THIS KIND OF LOOKS IMPORTANT 470 00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:33,028 [ LAUGHTER ] 471 00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:33,028 I REALLY, HONESTLY, I DON'T 472 00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:39,006 EVEN KNOW. 473 00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:39,006 I HAVE NO IDEA 474 00:12:39,006 --> 00:12:41,024 YOU'RE WELCOME, STEVE. 475 00:12:39,006 --> 00:12:41,024 TAKE A BREAK 476 00:12:41,024 --> 00:12:46,018 YOU'VE EARNED IT 477 00:12:41,024 --> 00:12:46,018 ♪ 478 00:12:46,018 --> 00:12:59,009 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 479 00:12:46,018 --> 00:12:59,009 >> OH, THERE'S A NOTE. 480 00:12:59,009 --> 00:13:00,019 "DEAR STEVE, I THOUGHT 2020 WAS 481 00:12:59,009 --> 00:13:00,019 A DUMPSTER FIRE, BUT THEN I SAW 482 00:13:00,019 --> 00:13:05,016 YOUR OFFICE. 483 00:13:00,019 --> 00:13:05,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 484 00:13:05,016 --> 00:13:07,016 JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW HOW 485 00:13:05,016 --> 00:13:07,016 MUCH WE APPRECIATE YOU 486 00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:13,019 HERE'S TO MORE FUN IN 2021 487 00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:13,019 JIMMY FALLON, THE MARIE KONDO 488 00:13:13,019 --> 00:13:17,007 OF LATE NIGHT. 489 00:13:13,019 --> 00:13:17,007 P.S. LEARN HOW TO TIE YOUR 490 00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:21,015 TIES." 491 00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:21,015 [ LAUGHTER ] 492 00:13:21,015 --> 00:13:22,015 THANK YOU, THIS IS LONG 493 00:13:21,015 --> 00:13:22,015 OVERDUE. 494 00:13:22,015 --> 00:13:23,027 I APPRECIATE IT. 495 00:13:22,015 --> 00:13:23,027 IT'LL PROBABLY LAST ABOUT A DAY 496 00:13:23,027 --> 00:13:25,023 OR TWO 497 00:13:23,027 --> 00:13:25,023 BUT, IT LOOKS GREAT RIGHT NOW. 498 00:13:25,023 --> 00:13:29,015 HAPPY 2021 TO YOU. 499 00:13:25,023 --> 00:13:29,015 I DON'T RECOGNIZE THIS 500 00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:31,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 501 00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:31,000 I FEEL LIKE I HAVE MORE STUFF 502 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,023 THIS WAY 503 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,023 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 504 00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:37,004 STEVE KORNACKI FOR BEING SUCH 505 00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:37,004 A GOOD SPORT 506 00:13:37,004 --> 00:13:42,001 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 507 00:13:37,004 --> 00:13:42,001 "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 508 00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:58,004 COME ON BACK 509 00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:58,004 ♪ 510 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,017 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 511 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,017 EVERYBODY! 512 00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:03,002 HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," WE 513 00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:03,002 LOVE SONGS 514 00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:04,014 AND WE ESPECIALLY LOVE SONGS 515 00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:04,014 WRITTEN BY OUR FANS IN UNDER AN 516 00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:06,024 HOUR 517 00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:06,024 IT'S TIME FOR "BATTLE OF THE 518 00:14:06,024 --> 00:14:20,019 INSTANT SONGWRITERS! 519 00:14:06,024 --> 00:14:20,019 WELCOME TO "BATTLE OF THE 520 00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:22,020 INSTANT SONGWRITERS. 521 00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:22,020 BEFORE THE SHOW, WE FOUND TWO 522 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:26,029 PEOPLE WHO SAID THAT THEY WERE 523 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:26,029 MUSICIANS HERE IN NEW YORK 524 00:14:26,029 --> 00:14:28,019 I ALWAYS LIKE READING IT LIKE 525 00:14:26,029 --> 00:14:28,019 THAT 526 00:14:28,019 --> 00:14:30,012 THEY SAID THEY'RE MUSICIANS. 527 00:14:28,019 --> 00:14:30,012 WE GAVE THEM EACH A MADE-UP 528 00:14:30,012 --> 00:14:31,017 SONG TITLE, AND GAVE THEM AN 529 00:14:30,012 --> 00:14:31,017 HOUR TO WRITE AN ORIGINAL SONG 530 00:14:31,017 --> 00:14:35,022 BASED ON THAT TITLE. 531 00:14:31,017 --> 00:14:35,022 HERE'S A SHOT OF THEM 532 00:14:35,022 --> 00:14:38,024 PRACTICING BACKSTAGE A MINUTE 533 00:14:35,022 --> 00:14:38,024 AGO. 534 00:14:38,024 --> 00:14:42,025 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 535 00:14:38,024 --> 00:14:42,025 HARD AT WORK 536 00:14:42,025 --> 00:14:44,004 ALL RIGHT, I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE 537 00:14:42,025 --> 00:14:44,004 WHAT THEY CAME UP WITH 538 00:14:44,004 --> 00:14:45,007 LET'S MEET OUR FIRST 539 00:14:44,004 --> 00:14:45,007 CONTESTANT 540 00:14:45,007 --> 00:14:46,026 WELCOME TO THE SHOW! 541 00:14:45,007 --> 00:14:46,026 CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE. 542 00:14:46,026 --> 00:14:47,029 WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE 543 00:14:46,026 --> 00:14:47,029 YOU FROM 544 00:14:47,029 --> 00:14:53,003 >> I'M RACHEL BROWN, I'M FROM 545 00:14:47,029 --> 00:14:53,003 NEW YORK CITY. 546 00:14:53,003 --> 00:14:57,014 >> Jimmy: RACHEL, WELCOME. 547 00:14:53,003 --> 00:14:57,014 FROM NEW YORK CITY, COME ON. 548 00:14:57,014 --> 00:14:59,023 RACHEL, WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL 549 00:14:57,014 --> 00:14:59,023 YOU BE PLAYING TONIGHT 550 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,000 >> I WILL BE PLAYING THE 551 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,000 GUITAR 552 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,026 >> Jimmy: AH-HAH 553 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,026 I DO LOVE THE GUITAR 554 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:05,003 WELL, HERE'S THE DEAL. 555 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:05,003 SINCE THE SONG "DRIVER'S 556 00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:06,009 LICENSE" IS HUGE RIGHT NOW, WE 557 00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:06,009 GAVE YOU A SONG TITLE INSPIRED 558 00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:12,020 BY THAT. 559 00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:12,020 WHAT'S YOUR SONG CALLED? 560 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,019 >> "I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE 561 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,019 AT 35. 562 00:15:14,019 --> 00:15:18,008 >> Jimmy: YEAH 563 00:15:14,019 --> 00:15:18,008 I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE AT 564 00:15:18,008 --> 00:15:19,023 35, YEAH 565 00:15:18,008 --> 00:15:19,023 IT IS, RIGHT 566 00:15:19,023 --> 00:15:22,002 YEAH, IT'S A VERY NEW YORK 567 00:15:19,023 --> 00:15:22,002 THING. 568 00:15:22,002 --> 00:15:23,008 ALL RIGHT, WELL, HEAD ON OVER 569 00:15:22,002 --> 00:15:23,008 TO THE STAGE AND GET YOURSELF 570 00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:26,010 READY. 571 00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:26,010 I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE 572 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:29,005 AT 35. 573 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:29,005 >> THAT'S HOW OLD I WAS. 574 00:15:29,005 --> 00:15:30,018 >> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW OLD YOU 575 00:15:29,005 --> 00:15:30,018 ARE? 576 00:15:30,018 --> 00:15:32,025 OH, MY GOD 577 00:15:30,018 --> 00:15:32,025 ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS GOING TO 578 00:15:32,025 --> 00:15:36,012 HIT HOME 579 00:15:32,025 --> 00:15:36,012 TRY NOT TO TEAR UP 580 00:15:36,012 --> 00:15:37,015 ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND 581 00:15:36,012 --> 00:15:37,015 GENTLEMEN, HERE TO PERFORM THE 582 00:15:37,015 --> 00:15:38,016 WORLD-PREMIERE OF THE 583 00:15:37,015 --> 00:15:38,016 SOON-TO-BE CLASSIC "I GOT MY 584 00:15:38,016 --> 00:15:44,005 DRIVER'S LICENSE AT 35", IT'S 585 00:15:38,016 --> 00:15:44,005 RACHEL BROWN 586 00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:59,020 [ APPLAUSE ] 587 00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:59,020 ♪ 588 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:02,019 ♪ YOU SAY YOUTH I 589 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:02,019 WASTED ON THE YOUN 590 00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:08,013 DRIVING TEST 591 00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:08,013 AND RIDING SHOTGUN ♪ 592 00:16:08,013 --> 00:16:11,025 ♪ JUST TO DRIVE THROUGH 593 00:16:08,013 --> 00:16:11,025 THE SUBURBS BECAUS 594 00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:14,011 THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW ♪ 595 00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:14,011 ♪ IT'S SAFER AND BEST 596 00:16:14,011 --> 00:16:17,025 WHO IN THEIR YOUTH 597 00:16:14,011 --> 00:16:17,025 CAN AFFORD THE GAS ♪ 598 00:16:17,025 --> 00:16:23,012 ♪ UNLESS YOU PLAN O 599 00:16:17,025 --> 00:16:23,012 ASKING MOM AND DAD ♪ 600 00:16:23,012 --> 00:16:26,024 ♪ BORN AND RAISED IN NY 601 00:16:23,012 --> 00:16:26,024 TOOK A SUBWAY TO THE TES 602 00:16:26,024 --> 00:16:32,001 AT THE DMV ♪ 603 00:16:26,024 --> 00:16:32,001 ♪ MAYBE I MADE A MISTAK 604 00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:34,020 WHICH ONE'S THE GA 605 00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:34,020 WHICH ONE'S THE BRAKE ♪ 606 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:36,009 ♪ IT'S NOT LIKE 607 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:36,009 I FAILED IT FO 608 00:16:36,009 --> 00:16:39,001 THE FIRST TIME ♪ 609 00:16:36,009 --> 00:16:39,001 ♪ THE SECOND AN 610 00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:44,025 THE THIRD TIME ♪ 611 00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:44,025 ♪ I'M BACK FOR MY 612 00:16:44,025 --> 00:16:52,005 DRIVER'S LICENSE AT 35 ♪ 613 00:16:44,025 --> 00:16:52,005 >> Jimmy: YEAH 614 00:16:52,005 --> 00:16:59,001 GIVE IT UP FOR RACHEL BROWN! 615 00:16:52,005 --> 00:16:59,001 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 616 00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:00,020 ALRIGHT, LET'S MEET CONTESTANT 617 00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:00,020 NUMBER TWO 618 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:04,025 WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE 619 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:04,025 YOU FROM 620 00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:07,000 >> MY NAME IS JORDY, AND I'M 621 00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:07,000 FROM LOS ANGELES 622 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,019 >> Jimmy: HEY JORDY FROM 623 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,019 LOS ANGELES. 624 00:17:09,019 --> 00:17:12,027 IT'S AN EAST COAST-WEST COAST 625 00:17:09,019 --> 00:17:12,027 BATTLE TONIGHT 626 00:17:12,027 --> 00:17:15,023 JORDY, WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL YOU 627 00:17:12,027 --> 00:17:15,023 BE PLAYING 628 00:17:15,023 --> 00:17:17,016 >> I WILL BE PLAYING THE 629 00:17:15,023 --> 00:17:17,016 GUITAR 630 00:17:17,016 --> 00:17:18,022 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, VERY GOOD, 631 00:17:17,016 --> 00:17:18,022 HERE WE GO, THIS IS A FAIR 632 00:17:18,022 --> 00:17:19,027 FIGHT. 633 00:17:18,022 --> 00:17:19,027 SINCE IT'S WINTER RIGHT NOW, WE 634 00:17:19,027 --> 00:17:26,011 ASKED YOU TO WRITE A SONG WITH 635 00:17:19,027 --> 00:17:26,011 WHAT TITLE 636 00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:29,000 >> "WEDGIE IN MY SKI PANTS." 637 00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:29,000 >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, 638 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,005 PERFECT. 639 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,005 WE HAVE VERY NICE WRITERS HERE 640 00:17:31,005 --> 00:17:33,027 AT THE SHOW. 641 00:17:31,005 --> 00:17:33,027 "WEDGIE IN MY SKI PANTS. 642 00:17:33,027 --> 00:17:36,029 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 643 00:17:33,027 --> 00:17:36,029 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, FANTASTIC 644 00:17:36,029 --> 00:17:38,015 NOW PLEASE HEAD TO THE STAGE 645 00:17:36,029 --> 00:17:38,015 RIGHT THERE. 646 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:41,000 AND GET IN THE ZONE. 647 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:41,000 CHANNEL THAT INSPIRATION 648 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,006 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GET READY 649 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,006 FOR THE WORLD PREMIERE OF 650 00:17:42,006 --> 00:17:57,016 "WEDGIE IN MY SKI PANTS," BY 651 00:17:42,006 --> 00:17:57,016 JORDY! 652 00:17:57,016 --> 00:18:00,011 ♪ I GOTA NEW PAIR 653 00:17:57,016 --> 00:18:00,011 OF SKI PANTS AGAIN ♪ 654 00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:02,020 ♪ IT WAS JUST A 655 00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:02,020 NORMAL DAY ON TH 656 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:05,009 SLOPES WITH MY FRIENDS ♪ 657 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:05,009 ♪ WHEN I FELT A LITTLE TU 658 00:18:05,009 --> 00:18:09,029 ON MY EN 659 00:18:05,009 --> 00:18:09,029 OH, MY GOD WHY ME ♪ 660 00:18:09,029 --> 00:18:14,000 ♪ BECAUSE I GOT S 661 00:18:09,029 --> 00:18:14,000 MANY GOSH DARN LAYER 662 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,019 FEEL BAD FOR MY BU 663 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,019 BECAUSE I CAN'T SAVE HER ♪ 664 00:18:16,019 --> 00:18:21,024 ♪ MY UNDIES ALWAY 665 00:18:16,019 --> 00:18:21,024 FIND A WAY TO HAUNT ME 666 00:18:21,024 --> 00:18:28,001 MY SKI PANTS 667 00:18:21,024 --> 00:18:28,001 THEY'RE SMALLER THAN ME ♪ 668 00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:29,026 ♪ I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN 669 00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:29,026 IT'S BEEN A YEAR 670 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:32,009 OF QUARANTINE ♪ 671 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:32,009 ♪ AND IT'S REALLY 672 00:18:32,009 --> 00:18:34,014 NOT FAIR THA 673 00:18:32,009 --> 00:18:34,014 THEY'RE RIDING U 674 00:18:34,014 --> 00:18:40,008 MY DERRIERE ♪ 675 00:18:34,014 --> 00:18:40,008 ♪ MY SKI PANT 676 00:18:40,008 --> 00:18:42,023 DON'T EVER COME THROUGH ♪ 677 00:18:40,008 --> 00:18:42,023 ♪ AND I'M STUCK 678 00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:45,008 WITH THESE MITTENS 679 00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:45,008 THAT BERNIE WORE TOO ♪ 680 00:18:45,008 --> 00:18:50,020 ♪ AT THE END OF THE DAY 681 00:18:45,008 --> 00:18:50,020 I'M PROUD OF MY DERRIERE 682 00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:52,008 I GOT A WEDGIE 683 00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:52,008 IN MY SKI PANTS ♪ 684 00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:56,025 ♪ OH, DEAR ♪ 685 00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:56,025 >> Jimmy: WOW, GIVE IT UP FOR 686 00:18:56,025 --> 00:19:02,010 JORDY HEY! 687 00:18:56,025 --> 00:19:02,010 THAT WAS AWESOME 688 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,013 ALL RIGHT, TO SEE WHICH 689 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,013 CONTESTANT -- THAT BERNIE 690 00:19:03,013 --> 00:19:06,002 LINE -- WE TURN TO OUR INSTANT 691 00:19:03,013 --> 00:19:06,002 AUDIENCE 692 00:19:06,002 --> 00:19:21,001 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US 693 00:19:06,002 --> 00:19:21,001 GIVE YOURSELVES A HAND, 694 00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:28,018 EVERYBODY. 695 00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:28,018 NOW, YOU'VE ALL BEEN WATCHING 696 00:19:28,018 --> 00:19:29,024 THIS WHOLE TIME, SO WE'RE GONNA 697 00:19:28,018 --> 00:19:29,024 NEED SOME HELP FROM YOU TO 698 00:19:29,024 --> 00:19:35,004 DECIDE THE WINNER -BY ROUND OF 699 00:19:29,024 --> 00:19:35,004 APPLAUSE 700 00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:41,014 IS THE WINNER RACHEL BROWN 701 00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:41,014 [ APPLAUSE ] 702 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:50,023 OR IS IT JORDY 703 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:50,023 [ APPLAUSE ] 704 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:53,002 IT LOOKS LIKE JORDY IS THE 705 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:53,002 WINNER 706 00:19:53,002 --> 00:19:54,024 CONGRATULATIONS, JORDY 707 00:19:53,002 --> 00:19:54,024 OUR WINNER IS GOING HOME WITH 708 00:19:54,024 --> 00:19:55,027 $1,000 AND A "TONIGHT SHOW" 709 00:19:54,024 --> 00:19:55,027 NOTEBOOK FOR WRITING MORE 710 00:19:55,027 --> 00:20:11,000 SONGS! 711 00:19:55,027 --> 00:20:11,000 BUT NO ONE GOES HOME EMPTY 712 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,012 HANDED 713 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,012 OUR OTHER CONTESTANT WILL GET 714 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:19,002 A TONIGHT SHOW NOTEBOOK 715 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:19,002 AND $1,000 716 00:20:19,002 --> 00:20:21,024 GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR TWO NEW 717 00:20:19,002 --> 00:20:21,024 INSTANT SONGWRITERS! 718 00:20:21,024 --> 00:20:23,002 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT 719 00:20:21,024 --> 00:20:23,002 BACK WITH MORE OF THE TONIGHT 720 00:20:23,002 --> 00:20:29,000 SHOW 721 00:20:23,002 --> 00:20:29,000 THANK YOU, GUYS! 722 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:49,023 ♪ 723 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:49,023 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN 724 00:20:49,023 --> 00:20:51,029 OSCAR WINNER STARRING. 725 00:20:49,023 --> 00:20:51,029 ALONGSIDE DENZEL WASHINGTON AND 726 00:20:51,029 --> 00:20:54,011 RAMI MALEK IN THE NEW THRILLER 727 00:20:51,029 --> 00:20:54,011 "THE LITTLE THINGS." 728 00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:56,003 WHICH WILL BE IN THEATERS 729 00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:56,003 FRIDAY, JANUARY 29th AND 730 00:20:56,003 --> 00:21:01,014 AVAILABLE ON HBO MAX 731 00:20:56,003 --> 00:21:01,014 HERE'S MY MAN, JARED LETO. 732 00:21:01,014 --> 00:21:03,003 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT, 733 00:21:01,014 --> 00:21:03,003 YES. 734 00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:07,001 WELCOME BACK 735 00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:07,001 >> THANK YOU 736 00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:10,003 THE APPLAUSE IS DEAFENING. 737 00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:10,003 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 738 00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,019 THEY MULTIPLY IT WHEN WE AIR 739 00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,019 THE SHOW 740 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,015 IT SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S FIVE 741 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,015 PEOPLE DOING IT. 742 00:21:13,015 --> 00:21:14,027 >> OH, FIVE PEOPLE 743 00:21:13,015 --> 00:21:14,027 OH, NICE 744 00:21:14,027 --> 00:21:17,000 THAT FEELS SO GOOD 745 00:21:14,027 --> 00:21:17,000 IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE HOME. 746 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,015 [ LAUGHTER ] 747 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,015 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS 748 00:21:20,015 --> 00:21:22,020 THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU WAS AT 749 00:21:20,015 --> 00:21:22,020 THE MET GALA 750 00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:27,008 THE BIG MET GALA IN 2019 751 00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:27,008 >> YEAH. 752 00:21:27,008 --> 00:21:33,018 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE LAST 753 00:21:27,008 --> 00:21:33,018 TIME WE SAW EACH OTHER 754 00:21:33,018 --> 00:21:36,023 AND IT WAS, I COULDN'T BELIEVE, 755 00:21:33,018 --> 00:21:36,023 I THOUGHT I'D SEEN YOU SINCE 756 00:21:36,023 --> 00:21:41,015 THEN 757 00:21:36,023 --> 00:21:41,015 BUT I GUESS NOT. 758 00:21:41,015 --> 00:21:42,027 BUT IT WAS VERY MEMORABLE FOR 759 00:21:41,015 --> 00:21:42,027 ME BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THESE MET 760 00:21:42,027 --> 00:21:45,012 GALAS ARE GIANT AND EVERYONE 761 00:21:42,027 --> 00:21:45,012 GETS DRESSED UP. 762 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,025 AND ALL THE MONEY GOES TO 763 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,025 A GOOD CAUSE, YOU KNOW, AND ALL 764 00:21:46,025 --> 00:21:50,013 THAT STUFF, FOR THE MET MUSEUM 765 00:21:46,025 --> 00:21:50,013 METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART 766 00:21:50,013 --> 00:21:51,027 BUT EVERYONE'S DRESSED UP. 767 00:21:50,013 --> 00:21:51,027 I THINK THE THEME OF THE NIGHT 768 00:21:51,027 --> 00:21:53,025 WAS CAMP, AND YOU CARRIED 769 00:21:51,027 --> 00:21:53,025 AROUND YOUR OWN HEAD 770 00:21:53,025 --> 00:21:56,007 UH, WE HAVE A COUPLE OF PHOTOS 771 00:21:53,025 --> 00:21:56,007 CAN WE TAKE A LOOK AT A COUPLE 772 00:21:56,007 --> 00:22:01,008 YEARS AGO? 773 00:21:56,007 --> 00:22:01,008 LOOK, THIS WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 774 00:22:01,008 --> 00:22:05,015 IT WAS -- OH, MY, WHAT WAS THE 775 00:22:01,008 --> 00:22:05,015 INSPIRATION? 776 00:22:05,015 --> 00:22:09,023 DO YOU REMEMBER COMING OUT AND 777 00:22:05,015 --> 00:22:09,023 GOING LIKE, "YEAH, I'M GOING TO 778 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:13,011 DO THIS. 779 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:13,011 >> I THINK THERE MIGHT BE 780 00:22:13,011 --> 00:22:15,005 PICTURE OF YOU AND I, OR MAYBE 781 00:22:13,011 --> 00:22:15,005 YOU WITH MY HEAD, I'M NOT SURE, 782 00:22:15,005 --> 00:22:16,027 SOMEWHERE FROM THAT NIGHT. 783 00:22:15,005 --> 00:22:16,027 >> Jimmy: DO WE HAVE ONE 784 00:22:16,027 --> 00:22:20,015 OH, YEAH 785 00:22:16,027 --> 00:22:20,015 THAT'S ME, YOU AND YOUR HEAD 786 00:22:20,015 --> 00:22:23,004 >> ♪ JUST THE THREE OF US ♪ 787 00:22:20,015 --> 00:22:23,004 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 788 00:22:23,004 --> 00:22:26,002 THEN I PULLED THAT MOVE, WHICH 789 00:22:23,004 --> 00:22:26,002 WAS EVEN WEIRDER 790 00:22:26,002 --> 00:22:28,021 I KIND OF PUT YOUR HEAD WHERE 791 00:22:26,002 --> 00:22:28,021 MY HEAD. 792 00:22:28,021 --> 00:22:30,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 793 00:22:28,021 --> 00:22:30,007 IT WAS SO FUN THAT NIGHT 794 00:22:30,007 --> 00:22:33,008 EVERYONE WAS HOLDING - 795 00:22:30,007 --> 00:22:33,008 >> YEAH, IT WAS A BLAST. 796 00:22:33,008 --> 00:22:37,000 I REMEMBER I WALKED OUT OF THE 797 00:22:33,008 --> 00:22:37,000 HOTEL, AND THERE WERE THRONGS 798 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,008 OF PEOPLE, LIKE, KIND OF 799 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,008 GREETING FOLKS AS THEY LEFT THE 800 00:22:40,008 --> 00:22:42,023 HOTEL. 801 00:22:40,008 --> 00:22:42,023 AND I WALKED THROUGH THE HOTEL, 802 00:22:42,023 --> 00:22:44,029 AND FOR SOME REASON, JUST HELD 803 00:22:42,023 --> 00:22:44,029 THE HEAD UP TO THE CROWD, AND 804 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:48,012 THEY JUST ROARED 805 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:48,012 AND I THOUGHT, "THIS IS SO 806 00:22:48,012 --> 00:22:51,026 STRANGE. 807 00:22:48,012 --> 00:22:51,026 I DON'T KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW, I 808 00:22:51,026 --> 00:22:53,001 DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, BUT IT 809 00:22:51,026 --> 00:22:53,001 WAS A WEIRD -- IT WAS A VERY 810 00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:53,026 WEIRD THING, BUT A VERY FUN 811 00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:53,026 THING, TOO 812 00:22:53,026 --> 00:22:55,008 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT 813 00:22:53,026 --> 00:22:55,008 ABOUT YOU, I WANTED TO REACH 814 00:22:55,008 --> 00:23:00,009 OUT TO YOU, BUT I FIGURED 815 00:22:55,008 --> 00:23:00,009 EVERYONE WAS REACHING OUT TO 816 00:23:00,009 --> 00:23:03,007 YOU. 817 00:23:00,009 --> 00:23:03,007 WHEN THE QUARANTINE FIRST 818 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:06,028 BEGAN, AND YOU PROBABLY KNOW 819 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:06,028 WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY, AND I 820 00:23:06,028 --> 00:23:11,029 COULDN'T IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING 821 00:23:06,028 --> 00:23:11,029 TO ME OR TO ANYONE 822 00:23:11,029 --> 00:23:15,011 BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT 823 00:23:11,029 --> 00:23:15,011 EVERYTHING HAD BEEN SHUT DOWN. 824 00:23:15,011 --> 00:23:18,016 YOU WERE ON A RETREAT, IS THIS 825 00:23:15,011 --> 00:23:18,016 TRUE 826 00:23:18,016 --> 00:23:20,018 >> ABSOLUTELY TRUE, YEAH 827 00:23:18,016 --> 00:23:20,018 IT'S LIKE A TWO WEEK, ROUGHLY 828 00:23:20,018 --> 00:23:23,021 TWO WEEK SILENT MEDITATION 829 00:23:20,018 --> 00:23:23,021 THE IDEA IS THAT YOU GO AWAY 830 00:23:23,021 --> 00:23:26,000 YOU GET RID OF YOUR PHONE. 831 00:23:23,021 --> 00:23:26,000 YOU GET RID OF DISTRACTIONS. 832 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,021 YOU GET RID OF EVERYTHING, AND 833 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,021 YOU JUST MEDITATE. 834 00:23:29,021 --> 00:23:37,007 AND WHEN I WENT AWAY THERE WERE 835 00:23:29,021 --> 00:23:37,007 ABOUT 150 CASES. 836 00:23:37,007 --> 00:23:40,002 UH, AND JUST IN THAT SHORT 837 00:23:37,007 --> 00:23:40,002 AMOUNT OF TIME, WHEN I CAME 838 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:42,024 OUT, IT WAS SHUT DOWN. 839 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:42,024 A STATE OF EMERGENCY, UH, AND 840 00:23:42,024 --> 00:23:45,003 THE WHOLE WORLD HAD CHANGED. 841 00:23:42,024 --> 00:23:45,003 BUT WHEN WE'RE IN THERE, THEY 842 00:23:45,003 --> 00:23:47,021 DIDN'T TELL US 843 00:23:45,003 --> 00:23:47,021 SO, WE DIDN'T HAVE OUR PHONES. 844 00:23:47,021 --> 00:23:49,007 THERE WAS NO TALKING, OF 845 00:23:47,021 --> 00:23:49,007 COURSE 846 00:23:49,007 --> 00:23:51,010 >> Jimmy: NO TV. 847 00:23:49,007 --> 00:23:51,010 >> NO EYE CONTACT. 848 00:23:51,010 --> 00:23:52,023 NO TV. 849 00:23:51,010 --> 00:23:52,023 UM, AND THE TEACHERS DIDN'T 850 00:23:52,023 --> 00:23:56,011 REALLY -- THEY MADE A DECISION, 851 00:23:52,023 --> 00:23:56,011 LET'S NOT DISTURB THE 852 00:23:56,011 --> 00:23:59,020 PARTICIPANTS 853 00:23:56,011 --> 00:23:59,020 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 854 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:05,010 >> AND I DIDN'T TURN ON MY 855 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:05,010 PHONE UNTIL I WENT BACK TO LA. 856 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:07,006 SO, I DROVE THE WHOLE WAY, YOU 857 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:07,006 KNOW, TRYING TO BE, LIKE, 858 00:24:07,006 --> 00:24:09,018 PEACEFUL AND ZEN 859 00:24:07,006 --> 00:24:09,018 KEEP THE FEELING GOING 860 00:24:09,018 --> 00:24:12,003 AND I GOT BACK, AND I WAS, YOU 861 00:24:09,018 --> 00:24:12,003 KNOW, KIND OF SHOCKED. 862 00:24:12,003 --> 00:24:15,008 IT WAS LIKE RIP VAN WINKLE 863 00:24:12,003 --> 00:24:15,008 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S LIKE 864 00:24:15,008 --> 00:24:17,007 A "TWILIGHT ZONE" EPISODE, BUT 865 00:24:15,008 --> 00:24:17,007 IN REAL LIFE 866 00:24:17,007 --> 00:24:21,002 >> YEAH IT WAS SHOCKING. 867 00:24:17,007 --> 00:24:21,002 IT WAS A GREAT -- I HAD THIS 868 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:27,008 GREAT TOOL TO, KIND OF, DEAL 869 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:27,008 WITH STRESS AND THINGS IN LIFE, 870 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:29,005 BUT I DON'T THINK ANYTHING CAN 871 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:29,005 QUITE PREPARE ANY OF US FOR 872 00:24:29,005 --> 00:24:31,007 WHAT WE ALL WENT THROUGH AT THE 873 00:24:29,005 --> 00:24:31,007 BEGINNING. 874 00:24:31,007 --> 00:24:34,022 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS, NO 875 00:24:31,007 --> 00:24:34,022 WAY. 876 00:24:34,022 --> 00:24:39,016 BUT I THOUGHT OF YOU, AND I GO, 877 00:24:34,022 --> 00:24:39,016 "OH, MY GOODNESS, I CAN'T WAIT 878 00:24:39,016 --> 00:24:42,008 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 879 00:24:39,016 --> 00:24:42,008 BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE 880 00:24:42,008 --> 00:24:44,007 MOST BIZARRE STORY 881 00:24:42,008 --> 00:24:44,007 >> YEAH, IT WAS LIKE COMING OUT 882 00:24:44,007 --> 00:24:46,009 TO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 883 00:24:44,007 --> 00:24:46,009 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I GOT TO SAY 884 00:24:46,009 --> 00:24:48,002 YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK 885 00:24:46,009 --> 00:24:48,002 FOR "THE LITTLE THINGS." 886 00:24:48,002 --> 00:24:49,025 WHICH IS COMING OUT THIS FRIDAY 887 00:24:48,002 --> 00:24:49,025 IN THEATERS AND ON HBO MAX 888 00:24:49,025 --> 00:24:55,018 YOU DID IT GREAT 889 00:24:49,025 --> 00:24:55,018 THIS IS SO GOOD. 890 00:24:55,018 --> 00:24:56,025 THE WHOLE MOVIE, I'M JUST GOING 891 00:24:55,018 --> 00:24:56,025 OH, NO, WHOA, THIS GUY'S SO 892 00:24:56,025 --> 00:24:58,017 CREEPY, MAN. 893 00:24:56,025 --> 00:24:58,017 IT DIDN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU 894 00:24:58,017 --> 00:25:03,005 WAS THAT, YOU HAD A FAKE NOSE? 895 00:24:58,017 --> 00:25:03,005 >> I HAD A LOT OF STUFF GOING 896 00:25:03,005 --> 00:25:06,001 ON 897 00:25:03,005 --> 00:25:06,001 YEAH, IT WAS, FIRST OF ALL, I 898 00:25:06,001 --> 00:25:07,007 HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO WORK WITH 899 00:25:06,001 --> 00:25:07,007 DENZEL WASHINGTON, ONE OF MY 900 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,029 HEROES 901 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,029 FOR ME, HE'S LIKE BRANDO AND 902 00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:18,024 BEETHOVEN. 903 00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:18,024 HE'S JUST. 904 00:25:18,024 --> 00:25:20,016 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE 905 00:25:18,024 --> 00:25:20,016 >> HE'S JUST, HE'S THE G.O.A.T 906 00:25:20,016 --> 00:25:21,026 HE'S THE KING. 907 00:25:20,016 --> 00:25:21,026 AND YEAH, IT WAS A WHOLE 908 00:25:21,026 --> 00:25:23,000 TRANSFORMATION 909 00:25:21,026 --> 00:25:23,000 I HAD A DIFFERENT, BROWN EYES, 910 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,004 A DIFFERENT NOSE, DIFFERENT 911 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,004 TEETH, A DIFFERENT WAY OF 912 00:25:24,004 --> 00:25:35,013 WALKING AND TALKING, AND IT WAS 913 00:25:24,004 --> 00:25:35,013 THIS SUPER IMMERSIVE CHARACTER 914 00:25:35,013 --> 00:25:36,019 >> Jimmy: HOW DO WE DESCRIBE 915 00:25:35,013 --> 00:25:36,019 THE MOVIE AND WHO YOU PLAY IN 916 00:25:36,019 --> 00:25:38,028 THE MOVIE? 917 00:25:36,019 --> 00:25:38,028 IT'S GREAT 918 00:25:38,028 --> 00:25:43,028 >> THE NAME SAYS A LOT 919 00:25:38,028 --> 00:25:43,028 I PLAY A GUY NAMED ALBERT. 920 00:25:43,028 --> 00:25:45,001 AND RIGHT FROM THE NAME, YOU 921 00:25:43,028 --> 00:25:45,001 CAN TELL HE'S A LITTLE 922 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:49,014 DIFFERENT AND A BIT OF AN 923 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:49,014 OUTSIDER 924 00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:51,021 BUT I FOUND HIM TO BE REALLY 925 00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:51,021 FUNNY. 926 00:25:51,021 --> 00:25:54,013 HE HAD A PRETTY CRAZY SENSE OF 927 00:25:51,021 --> 00:25:54,013 HUMOR. 928 00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:57,002 IT WAS A SPECIAL ONE, SOMETHING 929 00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:57,002 REALLY SPECIAL 930 00:25:57,002 --> 00:25:58,008 RAMI MALEK AND DENZEL, JUST TO 931 00:25:57,002 --> 00:25:58,008 GET THE RING WITH THOSE TWO 932 00:25:58,008 --> 00:26:04,025 GUYS, I FEEL REALLY FORTUNATE. 933 00:25:58,008 --> 00:26:04,025 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A 934 00:26:04,025 --> 00:26:06,001 A CLIP 935 00:26:04,025 --> 00:26:06,001 HERE'S JARED LETO AND DENZEL 936 00:26:06,001 --> 00:26:13,001 WASHINGTON IN "THE LITTLE 937 00:26:06,001 --> 00:26:13,001 THINGS", TAKE A LOOK 938 00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:17,002 >> GOT A LOT OF MILES ON IT. 939 00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:17,002 YOU A SALESMAN 940 00:26:17,002 --> 00:26:26,007 >> NO. 941 00:26:17,002 --> 00:26:26,007 >> HOW'S THE TRUNK SPACE 942 00:26:26,007 --> 00:26:30,025 >> STANDARD. 943 00:26:26,007 --> 00:26:30,025 >> MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK 944 00:26:30,025 --> 00:26:36,020 I'M IN THE MARKET. 945 00:26:30,025 --> 00:26:36,020 >> IT'S NOT FOR SALE 946 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:39,004 >> ALL I NEED TO DO IS TAKE 947 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:39,004 A LOOK 948 00:26:39,004 --> 00:26:52,001 >> YOU MUST REALLY LIKE MY CAR 949 00:26:39,004 --> 00:26:52,001 >> I DO. 950 00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:53,009 >> Jimmy: JARED LETO, 951 00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:53,009 EVERYBODY. 952 00:26:53,009 --> 00:26:54,012 "THE LITTLE THINGS" WILL BE IN 953 00:26:53,009 --> 00:26:54,012 THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND 954 00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:56,015 AVAILABLE ON HBO MAX 955 00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:56,015 JARED AND I ARE GOING 956 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:59,025 HEAD-TO-HEAD IN THE "30 SECONDS 957 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:59,025 TO - 958 00:26:59,025 --> 00:27:01,015 REMATCH" WHEN WE COME RIGHT 959 00:26:59,025 --> 00:27:01,015 BACK, STICK AROUND 960 00:27:01,015 --> 00:27:21,008 ♪ 961 00:27:01,015 --> 00:27:21,008 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 962 00:27:21,008 --> 00:27:23,007 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH 963 00:27:21,008 --> 00:27:23,007 JARED LETO 964 00:27:23,007 --> 00:27:24,010 JARED, LAST TIME YOU WERE ON 965 00:27:23,007 --> 00:27:24,010 THE SHOW WE COMPETED IN 966 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,013 A SEGMENT CALLED "30 SECONDS 967 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,013 TO" IN HONOR OF YOUR BAND, 968 00:27:25,013 --> 00:27:26,016 30 SECONDS TO MARS, WHERE WE 969 00:27:25,013 --> 00:27:26,016 EACH HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO 970 00:27:26,016 --> 00:27:39,018 COMPLETE 30 SECONDS. 971 00:27:34,021 --> 00:27:39,018 THIS IS TIME FOR A REMATCH 972 00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:39,018 THIS IS 30 SECONDS TO REMATCH. 973 00:27:41,008 --> 00:27:44,013 ♪ 30 SECONDS TO 974 00:27:41,008 --> 00:27:44,013 REMATCH ♪ 975 00:27:44,013 --> 00:27:45,022 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR 976 00:27:44,013 --> 00:27:45,022 THIS 977 00:27:45,022 --> 00:27:49,008 >> I'M SO READY. 978 00:27:45,022 --> 00:27:49,008 ARE YOU READY? 979 00:27:49,008 --> 00:27:52,023 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW 980 00:27:49,008 --> 00:27:52,023 I DON'T KNOW THIS FIRST -- 981 00:27:52,023 --> 00:27:58,003 >> I'M TALKING - 982 00:27:52,023 --> 00:27:58,003 >> Jimmy: I KNOW 983 00:27:58,003 --> 00:27:59,012 FOR THIS FIRST CHALLENGE WE 984 00:27:58,003 --> 00:27:59,012 HAVE TO USE STRAWS TO TRANSPORT 985 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:00,017 AS MANY GOLD FISH CRACKERS FROM 986 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:00,017 ONE PLATE TO ANOTHER PLACE 987 00:28:00,017 --> 00:28:04,024 WITHOUT USING OUR HANDS. 988 00:28:00,017 --> 00:28:04,024 AFTER 30 SECONDS WHOEVER HAS 989 00:28:04,024 --> 00:28:07,005 MOVED THE MOST GOLDFISH WINS 990 00:28:04,024 --> 00:28:07,005 SOUND GOOD 991 00:28:07,005 --> 00:28:26,005 READY? 992 00:28:08,001 --> 00:28:26,005 SET, GO! 993 00:28:09,004 --> 00:28:26,005 ♪ 994 00:28:27,016 --> 00:28:39,022 >> Jimmy: HOW IS JARED DOING 995 00:28:27,016 --> 00:28:39,022 ♪ 996 00:28:39,022 --> 00:28:44,017 [ BUZZER ] 997 00:28:39,022 --> 00:28:44,017 >> HA-HA-HA. 998 00:28:44,017 --> 00:28:45,028 >> Jimmy: WHEW, YEAH 999 00:28:44,017 --> 00:28:45,028 YOU GET A LITTLE OF THAT 1000 00:28:45,028 --> 00:28:53,005 GOLDFISH DUST. 1001 00:28:45,028 --> 00:28:53,005 >> I THINK I BROUGHT ONE DOWN. 1002 00:28:53,005 --> 00:28:55,000 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 1003 00:28:53,005 --> 00:28:55,000 LET'S COUNT, SEE HOW MANY YOU 1004 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,021 GOT THERE. 1005 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,021 I GOT ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, 1006 00:28:57,021 --> 00:29:02,021 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN -- 17 1007 00:28:57,021 --> 00:29:02,021 >> 22, MAN 1008 00:29:02,021 --> 00:29:06,000 COME ON NOW! 1009 00:29:02,021 --> 00:29:06,000 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 1010 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:12,000 ALL RIGHT. 1011 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:12,000 ROUND ONE GOES TO JARED LETO 1012 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,029 >> COME ON 1013 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,029 >> Jimmy: FOR THE NEXT 1014 00:29:15,029 --> 00:29:17,007 CHALLENGE WE HAVE 30 SECONDS TO 1015 00:29:15,029 --> 00:29:17,007 UNWRAP AS MANY HERSHEY'S KISSES 1016 00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:18,003 AS POSSIBLE WHILE WEARING OVEN 1017 00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:18,003 MITTS. 1018 00:29:18,003 --> 00:29:21,015 I THINK I HAVE A STRATEGY FOR 1019 00:29:18,003 --> 00:29:21,015 THIS 1020 00:29:21,015 --> 00:29:23,001 >> YOU DO? 1021 00:29:21,015 --> 00:29:23,001 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M GOING FOR 1022 00:29:23,001 --> 00:29:30,018 THE WIN, MAN 1023 00:29:23,001 --> 00:29:30,018 >> TWO FOR TWO 1024 00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:32,023 >> Jimmy: READY, SET, GO 1025 00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:32,023 GOSH, DID NOT WORK 1026 00:29:32,023 --> 00:29:35,015 I'M SO MAD 1027 00:29:32,023 --> 00:29:35,015 OH, MY GOD 1028 00:29:35,015 --> 00:29:42,005 THAT WAS MY STRATEGY 1029 00:29:35,015 --> 00:29:42,005 CAN YOU USE YOUR TEETH IN OH 1030 00:29:42,005 --> 00:29:46,023 JAMES, YOU DID ONE 1031 00:29:42,005 --> 00:29:46,023 HOW YOU DOING, JARED 1032 00:29:46,023 --> 00:29:51,000 >> OH, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU 1033 00:29:46,023 --> 00:29:51,000 TALKING ABOUT? 1034 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,010 >> Jimmy: DID YOU CRUSH THESE? 1035 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,010 >> THIS IS NOT A HOBBY, MY 1036 00:29:52,010 --> 00:29:54,009 FRIEND 1037 00:29:52,010 --> 00:29:54,009 THIS IS NOT A HOBBY. 1038 00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:57,010 >> Jimmy: I GOT -- I GOT - 1039 00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:57,010 [ BUZZER ] 1040 00:29:57,010 --> 00:29:59,006 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 1041 00:29:57,010 --> 00:29:59,006 I THINK I KNOW WHO PROBABLY WON 1042 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:04,008 THIS, BUT, GOSH, I GOT FOUR. 1043 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:04,008 IT LOOKS SAD, TOO. 1044 00:30:04,008 --> 00:30:07,000 >> WAIT, YOU GOT FOUR? 1045 00:30:04,008 --> 00:30:07,000 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD 1046 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:15,028 I GOT ONE, TWO KISSES, THREE 1047 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:15,028 KISSES 1048 00:30:15,028 --> 00:30:17,008 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1049 00:30:15,028 --> 00:30:17,008 >> FOUR KISSES 1050 00:30:17,008 --> 00:30:18,020 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY 1051 00:30:17,008 --> 00:30:18,020 >> FIVE! 1052 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:19,023 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, ONE 1053 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:19,023 EXTRA KISS 1054 00:30:19,023 --> 00:30:21,003 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1055 00:30:19,023 --> 00:30:21,003 MY STRATEGY MESSED MY WHOLE 1056 00:30:21,003 --> 00:30:23,009 THING UP 1057 00:30:21,003 --> 00:30:23,009 I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO USE 1058 00:30:23,009 --> 00:30:24,014 LIKE A GARLIC AND DO LIKE, 1059 00:30:23,009 --> 00:30:24,014 WHEW, WHEW, WHEW, BUT THEN IT 1060 00:30:24,014 --> 00:30:33,013 DID NOT WORK AT ALL. 1061 00:30:24,014 --> 00:30:33,013 ON TO THE NEXT CHALLENGE 1062 00:30:33,013 --> 00:30:35,019 FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE WE HAVE 1063 00:30:33,013 --> 00:30:35,019 30 SECONDS TO WRAP OURSELVES IN 1064 00:30:35,019 --> 00:30:41,013 AS MUCH TOILET PAPER AS 1065 00:30:35,019 --> 00:30:41,013 POSSIBLE 1066 00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:43,028 WHOEVER GETS THE MOST TOILET 1067 00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:43,028 PAPER ON THEIR BODY WINS 1068 00:30:43,028 --> 00:30:45,027 >> JIMMY, THIS SINGLE PLY, MAN, 1069 00:30:43,028 --> 00:30:45,027 THIS IS LIKE - 1070 00:30:45,027 --> 00:30:48,019 >> Jimmy: LOOK, WE'RE IN - 1071 00:30:45,027 --> 00:30:48,019 LOOK, WE'LL DISCUSS THE BUDGET 1072 00:30:48,019 --> 00:30:50,008 LATER. 1073 00:30:48,019 --> 00:30:50,008 >> OKAY. 1074 00:30:50,008 --> 00:30:53,026 LET'S GO 1075 00:30:50,008 --> 00:30:53,026 >> Jimmy: YOU READY FOR THIS 1076 00:30:53,026 --> 00:31:00,019 >> I'M READY 1077 00:30:53,026 --> 00:31:00,019 >> Jimmy: READY, SET, GO 1078 00:31:00,019 --> 00:31:03,011 OH, IT IS SINGLE PLY 1079 00:31:00,019 --> 00:31:03,011 DARN IT. 1080 00:31:03,011 --> 00:31:04,022 >> I HAD A STRATEGY. 1081 00:31:03,011 --> 00:31:04,022 I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS GOING TO 1082 00:31:04,022 --> 00:31:06,026 WORK THOUGH. 1083 00:31:04,022 --> 00:31:06,026 >> Jimmy: OH, GOSH 1084 00:31:06,026 --> 00:31:07,029 MINE IS JUST RIPPING AND 1085 00:31:06,026 --> 00:31:07,029 TEARING OFF. 1086 00:31:07,029 --> 00:31:09,024 THIS IS SO - 1087 00:31:07,029 --> 00:31:09,024 >> TOLD YOU, IT IS SINGLE PLY, 1088 00:31:09,024 --> 00:31:11,001 SINGLE PLY 1089 00:31:09,024 --> 00:31:11,001 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, SINGLE PLY IS 1090 00:31:11,001 --> 00:31:13,021 ROUGH. 1091 00:31:11,001 --> 00:31:13,021 DARN IT. 1092 00:31:13,021 --> 00:31:20,026 I CAN'T EVEN - 1093 00:31:13,021 --> 00:31:20,026 OH, THIS IS CHEAP TOILET PAPER 1094 00:31:20,026 --> 00:31:22,013 OH, MY GOD 1095 00:31:20,026 --> 00:31:22,013 THIS IS SO -- THIS IS 1096 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:28,003 RIDICULOUS 1097 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:28,003 [ BUZZER ] 1098 00:31:28,003 --> 00:31:31,008 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE JOKING. 1099 00:31:28,003 --> 00:31:31,008 >> IT WAS A CLOSE CALL 1100 00:31:31,008 --> 00:31:32,013 >> Jimmy: THIS IS A PRETTY 1101 00:31:31,008 --> 00:31:32,013 CLOSE CALL BECAUSE I ALMOST DID 1102 00:31:32,013 --> 00:31:33,020 A "I DREAM OF JEANNIE" TYPE OF 1103 00:31:32,013 --> 00:31:33,020 THING, AND WHAT YOU DID WAS THE 1104 00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:40,013 CORRECT THING. 1105 00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:40,013 THE WINNER IS JARED LETO 1106 00:31:40,013 --> 00:31:43,016 CRUSHED ME IN THIS "30 SECONDS 1107 00:31:40,013 --> 00:31:43,016 TO." 1108 00:31:43,016 --> 00:31:44,028 OH, MY GOODNESS. 1109 00:31:43,016 --> 00:31:44,028 JARED LETO, EVERYONE, THE 1110 00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:47,023 CHAMP. 1111 00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:47,023 MORE FUN AFTER THE BREAK 1112 00:31:47,023 --> 00:32:09,002 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 1113 00:31:47,023 --> 00:32:09,002 ♪ 1114 00:32:09,002 --> 00:32:11,004 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 1115 00:32:09,002 --> 00:32:11,004 A FIVE-TIME EMMY WINNER WHO YOU 1116 00:32:11,004 --> 00:32:12,010 CAN SEE AT THE HOST OF "WEAKEST 1117 00:32:11,004 --> 00:32:12,010 LINK" MONDAY NIGHTS AT 10:00 1118 00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:17,008 P.M. ON NBC. 1119 00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:17,008 HERE IS THE ONE AND ONLY 1120 00:32:17,008 --> 00:32:19,020 JANE LYNCH 1121 00:32:17,008 --> 00:32:19,020 HI, JANE 1122 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:22,025 >> HEY, JIMMY. 1123 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:22,025 HOW YOU DOING? 1124 00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:23,028 >> Jimmy: IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE 1125 00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:23,028 YOU. 1126 00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:25,007 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON 1127 00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:25,007 THE SHOW 1128 00:32:25,007 --> 00:32:28,024 >> MY PLEASURE 1129 00:32:25,007 --> 00:32:28,024 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE SOMETHING IN 1130 00:32:28,024 --> 00:32:30,011 COMMON 1131 00:32:28,024 --> 00:32:30,011 I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS 1132 00:32:30,011 --> 00:32:32,014 BOTH OF OUR DOGS HAVE HUMAN 1133 00:32:30,011 --> 00:32:32,014 NAMES. 1134 00:32:32,014 --> 00:32:36,012 YOU HAVE A HUMAN NAMES FOR YOUR 1135 00:32:32,014 --> 00:32:36,012 PETS 1136 00:32:36,012 --> 00:32:37,019 >> I HEARD YOU HAVE A DOG NAMED 1137 00:32:36,012 --> 00:32:37,019 GARY, AND I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW 1138 00:32:37,019 --> 00:32:41,006 MUCH I LOVE THAT 1139 00:32:37,019 --> 00:32:41,006 >> Jimmy: SHE'S THE GREATEST 1140 00:32:41,006 --> 00:32:43,025 WHAT IS YOUR PET'S NAME? 1141 00:32:41,006 --> 00:32:43,025 >> THE FIRST DOG I HAD IN 1142 00:32:43,025 --> 00:32:48,002 COLLEGE WAS NAMED KEVIN. 1143 00:32:43,025 --> 00:32:48,002 OUR DOG RIGHT NOW -- WE'VE HAD 1144 00:32:48,002 --> 00:32:49,009 MANY DOGS BECAUSE WE ADOPT 1145 00:32:48,002 --> 00:32:49,009 SENIORS AND WE ONLY GET TO KEEP 1146 00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:50,015 THEM FOR A FEW YEARS, SO WE 1147 00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:50,015 HAVE MANY HUMAN NAMES BECAUSE I 1148 00:32:50,015 --> 00:32:59,020 KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO HAVE 1149 00:32:50,015 --> 00:32:59,020 KIDS 1150 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:01,006 SO WE'VE -- RIGHT NOW WE HAVE 1151 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:01,006 MILLIE, MILDRED. 1152 00:33:01,006 --> 00:33:03,022 WE HAD A REGULAR MILLIE ABOUT 1153 00:33:01,006 --> 00:33:03,022 THREE DOGS AGO 1154 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:05,008 >> Jimmy: MILDRED. 1155 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:05,008 >> BENJAMIN. 1156 00:33:05,008 --> 00:33:07,007 MILDRED. 1157 00:33:05,008 --> 00:33:07,007 OLIVIA 1158 00:33:07,007 --> 00:33:09,021 BERNICE JUST PASSED AWAY 1159 00:33:07,007 --> 00:33:09,021 THAT'S NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT, 1160 00:33:09,021 --> 00:33:12,023 BUT BERNICE IS A GOOD NAME 1161 00:33:09,021 --> 00:33:12,023 >> Jimmy: NO, SORRY. 1162 00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:14,029 THE NAME IS GREAT. 1163 00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:14,029 >> IT IS GOOD. 1164 00:33:14,029 --> 00:33:16,018 >> Jimmy: I WAS READING UP 1165 00:33:14,029 --> 00:33:16,018 ABOUT YOU AND DOING RESEARCH 1166 00:33:16,018 --> 00:33:20,003 FOR THIS 1167 00:33:16,018 --> 00:33:20,003 I SAW THAT BEST IN SHOW LAST 1168 00:33:20,003 --> 00:33:24,018 YEAR WAS A 20th ANNIVERSARY. 1169 00:33:20,003 --> 00:33:24,018 HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? 1170 00:33:24,018 --> 00:33:27,004 >> 20 YEARS. 1171 00:33:24,018 --> 00:33:27,004 LOOK, I HAVEN'T EVEN AGED 1172 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:28,020 A DAY. 1173 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:28,020 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T. 1174 00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:30,012 YOU LOOK GREAT 1175 00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:30,012 COME ON. 1176 00:33:30,012 --> 00:33:31,028 >> GOD BLESS YOU 1177 00:33:30,012 --> 00:33:31,028 >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSH IN THAT 1178 00:33:31,028 --> 00:33:33,011 MOVIE. 1179 00:33:31,028 --> 00:33:33,011 I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, DID YOU 1180 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:36,019 ALWAYS HAVE A BACKGROUND IN 1181 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:36,019 IMPROV 1182 00:33:36,019 --> 00:33:37,024 >> I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST 1183 00:33:36,019 --> 00:33:37,024 HOSTESSES ON AMERICA'S SHOPPING 1184 00:33:37,024 --> 00:33:46,004 PLACE, WHICH WAS A SHOPPING 1185 00:33:37,024 --> 00:33:46,004 PLACE. 1186 00:33:46,004 --> 00:33:47,010 I WAS ON THE 11:00 P.M. TO 3:00 1187 00:33:46,004 --> 00:33:47,010 A.M. SHIFT, AND WE TOOK LIVE 1188 00:33:47,010 --> 00:33:51,017 PHONE CALLS. 1189 00:33:47,010 --> 00:33:51,017 YOU CAN IMAGINE THE QUALITY OF 1190 00:33:51,017 --> 00:33:52,023 PERSON CALLING IN ON A HOME 1191 00:33:51,017 --> 00:33:52,023 SHOPPING NETWORK AT 3:00 IN THE 1192 00:33:52,023 --> 00:33:57,013 MORNING. 1193 00:33:52,023 --> 00:33:57,013 >> Jimmy: CALLING FROM PRISON. 1194 00:33:57,013 --> 00:34:01,013 >> EXACTLY 1195 00:33:57,013 --> 00:34:01,013 WE HAD TO BE GOOD ON OUR FEET. 1196 00:34:01,013 --> 00:34:05,021 WE WERE GIVEN TEN THINGS, THEY 1197 00:34:01,013 --> 00:34:05,021 WERE LIKE CUBIC ZIRCONIA OR 1198 00:34:05,021 --> 00:34:08,013 ELECTRONIC COLLARS AND THEN YOU 1199 00:34:05,021 --> 00:34:08,013 HAVE TO FILL THE NEXT 3 1/2 1200 00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:17,004 MINUTES JUST RIFFING 1201 00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:17,004 YOUR BACK IS AGAINST THE WALL 1202 00:34:17,004 --> 00:34:21,020 AND I HAD TO THINK ON MY FEET 1203 00:34:17,004 --> 00:34:21,020 DOING HOME SHOPPING. 1204 00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:24,011 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. 1205 00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:24,011 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "WEAKEST 1206 00:34:24,011 --> 00:34:26,022 LINK." 1207 00:34:24,011 --> 00:34:26,022 IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY IT WAS 1208 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:29,013 PICKED UP FOR SEASON TWO, SO 1209 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:29,013 CONGRATS 1210 00:34:29,013 --> 00:34:33,005 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 1211 00:34:29,013 --> 00:34:33,005 >> Jimmy: SO HAPPY WE GOT TO 1212 00:34:33,005 --> 00:34:36,026 TALK THE DAY IT WAS PICKED UP. 1213 00:34:33,005 --> 00:34:36,026 >> I KNOW. 1214 00:34:36,026 --> 00:34:38,026 IT IS A BIG DEAL 1215 00:34:36,026 --> 00:34:38,026 I KNEW ABOUT IT YESTERDAY BUT I 1216 00:34:38,026 --> 00:34:42,016 KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT UNTIL TODAY, 1217 00:34:38,026 --> 00:34:42,016 TO THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. 1218 00:34:42,016 --> 00:34:43,024 JIMMY, IT IS THE BEST JOB I 1219 00:34:42,016 --> 00:34:43,024 HAVE EVER HAD, AND I MEAN THAT 1220 00:34:43,024 --> 00:34:47,009 SERIOUSLY. 1221 00:34:43,024 --> 00:34:47,009 I HAVE BECOME MORE OF A STUDENT 1222 00:34:47,009 --> 00:34:55,027 IN MY OLD AGE, MORE THAN IN 1223 00:34:47,009 --> 00:34:55,027 COLLEGE, AND I LOVE TRIVIA 1224 00:34:55,027 --> 00:34:57,004 >> Jimmy: THERE WAS A QUESTION 1225 00:34:55,027 --> 00:34:57,004 IN ONE OF THE EPISODES WE LOVED 1226 00:34:57,004 --> 00:35:02,008 HERE 1227 00:34:57,004 --> 00:35:02,008 THE ANSWER WHAT, QUEST LOVE. 1228 00:35:02,008 --> 00:35:03,027 BUT THE CONTESTANT HAD NO IDEA, 1229 00:35:02,008 --> 00:35:03,027 AND TOOK A REALLY INTERESTING 1230 00:35:03,027 --> 00:35:06,025 GUESS. 1231 00:35:03,027 --> 00:35:06,025 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 1232 00:35:06,025 --> 00:35:11,029 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 1233 00:35:06,025 --> 00:35:11,029 >> TIFFANY, THE ROOTS' DRUMMER 1234 00:35:11,029 --> 00:35:16,001 AMIR THOMPSON IS BETTER KNOWN 1235 00:35:11,029 --> 00:35:16,001 BY WHAT NAME 1236 00:35:16,001 --> 00:35:17,027 >> FRANKLIN STONE. 1237 00:35:16,001 --> 00:35:17,027 >> NO. 1238 00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:20,008 QUEST LOVE 1239 00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:20,008 >> Jimmy: WHAT, FRED 1240 00:35:20,008 --> 00:35:23,003 FLINTSTONE 1241 00:35:20,008 --> 00:35:23,003 >> I KNOW. 1242 00:35:23,003 --> 00:35:25,026 >> Jimmy: WHAT A WEIRD GUESS 1243 00:35:23,003 --> 00:35:25,026 >> NOT EVEN IN THE SAME WORLD. 1244 00:35:25,026 --> 00:35:26,025 >> Jimmy: IT MADE US LAUGH SO 1245 00:35:25,026 --> 00:35:26,025 HARD 1246 00:35:26,025 --> 00:35:31,016 LAST WEEK, I SAW THE SAME EXACT 1247 00:35:26,025 --> 00:35:31,016 THING HAPPEN BUT TO YOU. 1248 00:35:31,016 --> 00:35:33,018 >> YES 1249 00:35:31,016 --> 00:35:33,018 >> Jimmy: WATCH THIS 1250 00:35:33,018 --> 00:35:38,002 WATCH THIS 1251 00:35:33,018 --> 00:35:38,002 >> SYDNEY, WHAT ACTRESS WON AN 1252 00:35:38,002 --> 00:35:41,012 EMMY FOR PLAYING "GLEE CLUB" 1253 00:35:38,002 --> 00:35:41,012 HATING SYLVESTER ON "GLEE" 1254 00:35:41,012 --> 00:35:50,007 >> EMMA STONE. 1255 00:35:41,012 --> 00:35:50,007 >> NO, JANE LYNCH! 1256 00:35:50,007 --> 00:35:53,004 >> Jimmy: YOU SEE -- 1257 00:35:50,007 --> 00:35:53,004 >> I'M STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT 1258 00:35:53,004 --> 00:35:54,015 OF YOU 1259 00:35:53,004 --> 00:35:54,015 >> Jimmy: IT IS -- THE THING 1260 00:35:54,015 --> 00:35:58,029 THAT'S GREAT IS THAT YOU CAN'T 1261 00:35:54,015 --> 00:35:58,029 WRITE THOSE MOMENTS. 1262 00:35:58,029 --> 00:36:02,014 IT JUST HAS TO HAPPEN OR NOT 1263 00:35:58,029 --> 00:36:02,014 HAPPEN 1264 00:36:02,014 --> 00:36:03,020 >> YEAH, AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE 1265 00:36:02,014 --> 00:36:03,020 DOING THIS SHOW BECAUSE IT 1266 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:07,018 IS - 1267 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:07,018 EVERY SHOW IS COMPLETELY 1268 00:36:07,018 --> 00:36:10,014 DIFFERENT, AND IT HAS TENSION 1269 00:36:07,018 --> 00:36:10,014 AND I GET TO BE MEAN TO THEM 1270 00:36:10,014 --> 00:36:13,010 AND NOBODY -- EVERYBODY KNOWS I 1271 00:36:10,014 --> 00:36:13,010 DON'T REALLY MEAN IT 1272 00:36:13,010 --> 00:36:14,019 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE 1273 00:36:13,010 --> 00:36:14,019 ABOUT IT AS WELL 1274 00:36:14,019 --> 00:36:16,021 YOU DIDN'T REALLY SWITCH IT UP 1275 00:36:14,019 --> 00:36:16,021 YOU JUST GO, NO, THIS IS 1276 00:36:16,021 --> 00:36:19,009 SIMPLE, THIS IS THE GAME, IT IS 1277 00:36:16,021 --> 00:36:19,009 EASY 1278 00:36:19,009 --> 00:36:20,015 >> THEY ALWAYS SAY, WHAT CAN 1279 00:36:19,009 --> 00:36:20,015 YOU DO TO MAKE THIS, HOW CAN WE 1280 00:36:20,015 --> 00:36:23,014 REINVENT IT? 1281 00:36:20,015 --> 00:36:23,014 WHY? 1282 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,003 IT IS A GREAT GAME 1283 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,003 IT IS SIMPLE 1284 00:36:25,003 --> 00:36:27,002 THE RULES ARE SIMPLE 1285 00:36:25,003 --> 00:36:27,002 IT WORKED BEFORE, IT WILL WORK 1286 00:36:27,002 --> 00:36:29,008 BEGIN. 1287 00:36:27,002 --> 00:36:29,008 LET'S NOT GET FANCY. 1288 00:36:29,008 --> 00:36:32,022 LET'S NOT REINVENT THE WHEEL 1289 00:36:29,008 --> 00:36:32,022 >> Jimmy: I TOTALLY AGREE. 1290 00:36:32,022 --> 00:36:34,011 IT IS FANTASTIC. 1291 00:36:32,022 --> 00:36:34,011 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP FROM NEXT 1292 00:36:34,011 --> 00:36:34,028 WEEK'S EPISODE 1293 00:36:34,028 --> 00:36:39,018 HERE IS JANE LYNCH IN "WEAKEST 1294 00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:39,018 LINK." 1295 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,018 TAKE A LOOK. 1296 00:36:43,008 --> 00:36:47,019 TEAM, OUT OF A POSSIBLE $25,000 1297 00:36:43,008 --> 00:36:47,019 YOU BANKED AN ABYSMAL $2,000 1298 00:36:47,019 --> 00:36:48,025 THAT MONEY WILL GO THROUGH TO 1299 00:36:47,019 --> 00:36:48,025 THE NEXT ROUND, BUT ONE OF YOU 1300 00:36:48,025 --> 00:36:53,021 WILL NOT 1301 00:36:48,025 --> 00:36:53,021 WHO TRIED TO PUT GAS IN THEIR 1302 00:36:53,021 --> 00:37:02,014 TESLA? 1303 00:36:53,021 --> 00:37:02,014 WHO'S PROVING DARWIN CORRECT 1304 00:37:02,014 --> 00:37:06,025 WHO ONLY NOW JUST REALIZED, I'M 1305 00:37:02,014 --> 00:37:06,025 NOT ANN ROBINSON 1306 00:37:06,025 --> 00:37:09,028 IT IS TIME TO VOTE ON THE 1307 00:37:06,025 --> 00:37:09,028 WEAKEST LINK 1308 00:37:09,028 --> 00:37:14,018 ♪ 1309 00:37:09,028 --> 00:37:14,018 >> Jimmy: JANE LYNCH, "WEAKEST 1310 00:37:14,018 --> 00:37:16,005 LINK" AIRS MONDAYS AT 1311 00:37:14,018 --> 00:37:16,005 10:00 P.M. 1312 00:37:16,005 --> 00:37:17,014 ON NBC 1313 00:37:16,005 --> 00:37:17,014 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON 1314 00:37:17,014 --> 00:37:19,013 OUR SHOW 1315 00:37:17,014 --> 00:37:19,013 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 1316 00:37:19,013 --> 00:37:23,028 A PERFORMANCE FROM JAY BYRD. 1317 00:37:19,013 --> 00:37:23,028 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 1318 00:37:23,028 --> 00:37:37,015 ♪ 1319 00:37:23,028 --> 00:37:37,015 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING 1320 00:37:37,015 --> 00:37:42,022 "HEADSTART" FROM HER 1321 00:37:38,025 --> 00:37:42,022 FORTHCOMING NEW ALBUM, HERE IS 1322 00:37:39,014 --> 00:37:42,022 JADE BIRD. 1323 00:37:43,022 --> 00:37:49,007 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1324 00:37:43,022 --> 00:37:49,007 ♪ 1325 00:37:49,007 --> 00:37:53,018 ♪ THEY SAY I ACT AROUND YOU 1326 00:37:49,007 --> 00:37:53,018 DIFFERENT THAN I USUALLY D 1327 00:37:53,018 --> 00:37:58,025 THEY SAY THAT I'VE EVE 1328 00:37:53,018 --> 00:37:58,025 GIVEN SPECIAL TREATMENT ♪ 1329 00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:01,011 ♪ I'D DENY IT BUT I CAN'T 1330 00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:01,011 WHAT YOU DON'T 1331 00:38:01,011 --> 00:38:03,026 SEEM TO UNDERSTAND 1332 00:38:01,011 --> 00:38:03,026 IS I WON'T JUST ♪ 1333 00:38:03,026 --> 00:38:06,005 ♪ TAKE YOUR HAN 1334 00:38:03,026 --> 00:38:06,005 I'VE LEFT SIGNS BU 1335 00:38:06,005 --> 00:38:14,001 YOU TAKE NO NOTICE 1336 00:38:06,005 --> 00:38:14,001 WHY'S IT SO HARD ♪ 1337 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:17,029 ♪ WHY'S IT SO HAR 1338 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:17,029 WHY'S IT SO HARD 1339 00:38:17,029 --> 00:38:20,014 I'VE GIVEN YOU 1340 00:38:17,029 --> 00:38:20,014 A HEAD START ♪ 1341 00:38:20,014 --> 00:38:22,014 ♪ I KNOW US 1342 00:38:20,014 --> 00:38:22,014 GIRLS AREN'T EAS 1343 00:38:22,014 --> 00:38:26,015 BUT COME O 1344 00:38:22,014 --> 00:38:26,015 WHAT DO YOU NEED TO SEE ♪ 1345 00:38:26,015 --> 00:38:34,008 ♪ I'VE GIVE 1346 00:38:26,015 --> 00:38:34,008 YOU A HEAD START 1347 00:38:34,008 --> 00:38:36,026 I'VE MORE PRIDE THAN MAN 1348 00:38:34,008 --> 00:38:36,026 THIS IS KIND OF ♪ 1349 00:38:36,026 --> 00:38:39,025 ♪ RARE FOR ME 1350 00:38:36,026 --> 00:38:39,025 EVERYONE KNOWS 1351 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:41,027 THAT IT'S TRUE 1352 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:41,027 YOU'RE THE ONLY ♪ 1353 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,026 ♪ ONE IN THE ROOM 1354 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,026 BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME 1355 00:38:43,026 --> 00:38:46,028 DO YOU 1356 00:38:43,026 --> 00:38:46,028 MUST BE BLIND NOT TO ♪ 1357 00:38:46,028 --> 00:38:49,003 ♪ THAT'S ALL RIGH 1358 00:38:46,028 --> 00:38:49,003 I'LL KEEP ON 1359 00:38:49,003 --> 00:38:56,004 PUTTING MYSELF ON THE LINE 1360 00:38:49,003 --> 00:38:56,004 WHY'S IT SO HARD ♪ 1361 00:38:56,004 --> 00:39:00,028 ♪ WHY'S IT SO HAR 1362 00:38:56,004 --> 00:39:00,028 WHY'S IT SO HARD 1363 00:39:00,028 --> 00:39:02,027 I'VE GIVEN YOU 1364 00:39:00,028 --> 00:39:02,027 A HEAD START ♪ 1365 00:39:02,027 --> 00:39:04,029 ♪ I KNOW US 1366 00:39:02,027 --> 00:39:04,029 GIRLS AREN'T EAS 1367 00:39:04,029 --> 00:39:09,001 BUT COME O 1368 00:39:04,029 --> 00:39:09,001 WHAT DO YOU NEED TO SEE ♪ 1369 00:39:09,001 --> 00:39:12,012 ♪ I'VE GIVEN YO 1370 00:39:09,001 --> 00:39:12,012 A HEAD START 1371 00:39:12,012 --> 00:39:16,026 IS THERE A WAY 1372 00:39:12,012 --> 00:39:16,026 TO GET YOUR ATTENTION ♪ 1373 00:39:16,026 --> 00:39:20,021 ♪ WITHOUT LOOKING 1374 00:39:16,026 --> 00:39:20,021 LIKE A FOO 1375 00:39:20,021 --> 00:39:24,022 SHOULD I SLIP IT 1376 00:39:20,021 --> 00:39:24,022 IN OUR CONVERSATIONS ♪ 1377 00:39:24,022 --> 00:39:31,010 ♪ BY THE WAY I LOVE YOU 1378 00:39:24,022 --> 00:39:31,010 WHY'S IT SO HARD 1379 00:39:31,010 --> 00:39:35,021 WHY'S IT SO HARD 1380 00:39:31,010 --> 00:39:35,021 WHY'S IT SO HARD ♪ 1381 00:39:35,021 --> 00:39:38,006 ♪ I'VE GIVEN YO 1382 00:39:35,021 --> 00:39:38,006 A HEAD START 1383 00:39:38,006 --> 00:39:41,008 I KNOW US GIRL 1384 00:39:38,006 --> 00:39:41,008 AREN'T EASY ♪ 1385 00:39:41,008 --> 00:39:44,013 ♪ BUT COME ON 1386 00:39:41,008 --> 00:39:44,013 WHAT DO YOU NEED TO SE 1387 00:39:44,013 --> 00:39:47,021 I'VE GIVEN YOU 1388 00:39:44,013 --> 00:39:47,021 A HEAD START ♪ 1389 00:39:47,021 --> 00:40:02,013 ♪ 1390 00:39:47,021 --> 00:40:02,013 ♪ 1391 00:40:02,013 --> 00:40:04,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1392 00:40:02,013 --> 00:40:04,027 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR 1393 00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:06,012 WATCHING 1394 00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:06,012 STAY SAFE OUT THERE. 1395 00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:08,002 WASH YOUR HANDS. 1396 00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:08,002 DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. 1397 00:40:08,002 --> 00:40:09,024 WEAR A MASK. 1398 00:40:08,002 --> 00:40:09,024 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1399 00:40:09,024 --> 00:40:11,013 SETH MEYERS. 1400 00:40:09,024 --> 00:40:11,013 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 1401 00:40:11,013 --> 00:40:18,018 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1402 00:40:12,016 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