1 00:00:22,003 --> 00:00:24,002 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER 2 00:00:22,003 --> 00:00:24,002 CENTER IN THE HEART OF 3 00:00:24,002 --> 00:00:25,003 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 4 00:00:24,002 --> 00:00:25,003 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 5 00:00:25,003 --> 00:00:28,000 JIMMY FALLON." 6 00:00:25,003 --> 00:00:28,000 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,002 GUESTS - 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,002 ANTHONY MACKIE 9 00:00:30,002 --> 00:00:33,027 CRISTIN MILIOTI, 10 00:00:30,002 --> 00:00:33,027 MUSICAL GUEST, RICO NASTY, 11 00:00:33,027 --> 00:00:35,007 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 12 00:00:35,007 --> 00:00:38,028 ROOTS CREW 13 00:00:36,013 --> 00:00:38,028 AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,028 JIMMY FALLON 15 00:00:39,022 --> 00:00:45,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:00:39,022 --> 00:00:45,025 ♪ 17 00:00:45,025 --> 00:00:47,014 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 18 00:00:45,025 --> 00:00:47,014 HEY! 19 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:50,016 THANK YOU. 20 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:50,016 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 21 00:00:50,016 --> 00:01:00,004 HELLO, EVERYBODY 22 00:00:50,016 --> 00:01:00,004 OH 23 00:01:00,004 --> 00:01:03,022 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 24 00:01:00,004 --> 00:01:03,022 WELCOME. 25 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:05,002 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 26 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:05,002 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 27 00:01:05,002 --> 00:01:07,021 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 28 00:01:05,002 --> 00:01:07,021 WE'RE HERE 29 00:01:07,021 --> 00:01:10,000 YOU MADE IT. 30 00:01:07,021 --> 00:01:10,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 31 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,013 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 32 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,013 THANK YOU, ROOTS 33 00:01:11,013 --> 00:01:13,005 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 34 00:01:11,013 --> 00:01:13,005 AN IMPEACHMENT INTERMISSION. 35 00:01:13,005 --> 00:01:16,001 [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:01:13,005 --> 00:01:16,001 FEEL FREE TO GET UP, GRAB 37 00:01:16,001 --> 00:01:18,003 A DRINK, WE'LL FLICK THE LIGHTS 38 00:01:16,001 --> 00:01:18,003 WHEN THINGS START BACK UP 39 00:01:18,003 --> 00:01:22,017 AGAIN. 40 00:01:18,003 --> 00:01:22,017 WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF OTHER 41 00:01:22,017 --> 00:01:24,007 NEWS GOING ON, AS IF THERE 42 00:01:22,017 --> 00:01:24,007 WASN'T ENOUGH DRAMA IN 43 00:01:24,007 --> 00:01:25,019 WASHINGTON 44 00:01:24,007 --> 00:01:25,019 THERE ARE NOW REPORTS THAT 45 00:01:25,019 --> 00:01:27,012 PRESIDENT TRUMP'S RELATIONSHIP 46 00:01:25,019 --> 00:01:27,012 WITH RUDY GIULIANI IS IN 47 00:01:27,012 --> 00:01:31,026 TROUBLE. 48 00:01:27,012 --> 00:01:31,026 THINGS HAVE GOTTEN SO BAD THAT 49 00:01:31,026 --> 00:01:34,024 TRUMP WAS TELLING HIS STAFF NOT 50 00:01:31,026 --> 00:01:34,024 TO PAY RUDY'S LEGAL FEES 51 00:01:34,024 --> 00:01:37,007 THESE TWO WERE INSEPARABLE AND 52 00:01:34,024 --> 00:01:37,007 NOW IT'S COME TO THIS. 53 00:01:37,007 --> 00:01:39,025 IT FEELS LIKE DR. FRANKENSTEIN 54 00:01:37,007 --> 00:01:39,025 BREAKING UP WITH IGOR. 55 00:01:39,025 --> 00:01:43,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:01:39,025 --> 00:01:43,011 RUDY SEEMED BLINDSIDED BY THE 57 00:01:43,011 --> 00:01:45,020 DECISION, ALTHOUGH WHEN HAIR 58 00:01:43,011 --> 00:01:45,020 DYE IS CONSTANTLY LEAKING INTO 59 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:47,006 YOUR EYES, IT'S HARD TO SEE 60 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:47,006 ANYTHING COMING. 61 00:01:47,006 --> 00:01:51,010 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 62 00:01:47,006 --> 00:01:51,010 I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THIS 63 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:53,019 SOMEHOW ENDS WITH TRUMP HIRING 64 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:53,019 RUDY GIULIANI TO SUE 65 00:01:53,019 --> 00:01:57,007 RUDY GIULIANI. 66 00:01:53,019 --> 00:01:57,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:01:57,007 --> 00:02:00,022 APPARENTLY TRUMP WAS OFFENDED 68 00:01:57,007 --> 00:02:00,022 WHEN RUDY ASKED TO BE PAID 69 00:02:00,022 --> 00:02:05,013 $20,000 A DAY FOR HIS LEGAL 70 00:02:00,022 --> 00:02:05,013 SERVICES 71 00:02:05,013 --> 00:02:08,008 AND NOW TRUMP IS SAYING THAT HE 72 00:02:05,013 --> 00:02:08,008 WANTS TO PERSONALLY APPROVE ANY 73 00:02:08,008 --> 00:02:09,024 REIMBURSEMENTS FOR RUDY'S 74 00:02:08,008 --> 00:02:09,024 TRAVEL EXPENSES. 75 00:02:09,024 --> 00:02:11,010 THAT'S GREAT 76 00:02:09,024 --> 00:02:11,010 THE PRESIDENT'S SPENDING HIS 77 00:02:11,010 --> 00:02:13,002 LAST DAYS IN OFFICE GOING OVER 78 00:02:11,010 --> 00:02:13,002 RECEIPTS LIKE HE'S JANIS FROM 79 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:15,008 ACCOUNTING 80 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:15,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:02:15,008 --> 00:02:20,006 "DID YOU STAY TWO NIGHTS AT THE 82 00:02:15,008 --> 00:02:20,006 FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING 83 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:24,027 WE'RE NOT PAYING FOR THAT. 84 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:24,027 THAT'S NOT A HOTEL." 85 00:02:24,027 --> 00:02:27,009 EVEN IF TRUMP DOESN'T PAY HIM 86 00:02:24,027 --> 00:02:27,009 BACK, AT LEAST RUDY RACKED UP 87 00:02:27,009 --> 00:02:29,005 A TON OF FREQUENT LIAR MILES 88 00:02:27,009 --> 00:02:29,005 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 89 00:02:29,005 --> 00:02:40,015 ♪ 90 00:02:29,005 --> 00:02:40,015 YEAH, TRUMP ISN'T PAYING RUDY'S 91 00:02:40,015 --> 00:02:43,020 LEGAL FEES OR TAKING HIS CALLS 92 00:02:40,015 --> 00:02:43,020 I MEAN, HOW CAN YOU TURN ON 93 00:02:43,020 --> 00:02:45,018 RUDY GIULIANI? 94 00:02:44,010 --> 00:02:45,018 HE'S SIMPLY THE BEST 95 00:02:45,003 --> 00:02:45,018 WATCH. 96 00:02:47,006 --> 00:02:52,010 ♪ SIMPLY THE BEST ♪ 97 00:02:47,006 --> 00:02:52,010 >> WE'RE GOING TO LOOK AT MAIL 98 00:02:52,010 --> 00:02:53,019 IN OR ABSENTEE - 99 00:02:52,010 --> 00:02:53,019 ♪ BETTER THAN ALL 100 00:02:53,019 --> 00:02:54,016 THE REST ♪ 101 00:02:53,019 --> 00:02:54,016 [ FART ] 102 00:02:54,016 --> 00:02:57,024 >> WHOA. 103 00:02:54,016 --> 00:02:57,024 ♪ BETTER THAN ANYONE ♪ 104 00:02:57,024 --> 00:03:05,023 [ COUGHING ] 105 00:02:57,024 --> 00:03:05,023 ♪ ANYONE I EVER MET 106 00:03:05,023 --> 00:03:09,005 OH, YOU'RE THE BEST ♪ 107 00:03:05,023 --> 00:03:09,005 ♪ 108 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:10,017 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 109 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:10,017 >> Jimmy: COME ON. 110 00:03:10,017 --> 00:03:16,024 >> Questlove: AH 111 00:03:10,017 --> 00:03:16,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 112 00:03:16,024 --> 00:03:19,022 >> Jimmy: WELL, I HEARD THAT 113 00:03:16,024 --> 00:03:19,022 BETWEEN FIGHTING WITH RUDY AND 114 00:03:19,022 --> 00:03:21,029 THE IMPEACHMENT, TRUMP IS 115 00:03:19,022 --> 00:03:21,029 REPORTEDLY ISOLATED AND IN 116 00:03:21,029 --> 00:03:25,027 SELF-PITY MODE 117 00:03:21,029 --> 00:03:25,027 YEAH, THESE ARE SAD TIMES FOR 118 00:03:25,027 --> 00:03:26,023 TRUMP. 119 00:03:25,027 --> 00:03:26,023 HE WANTED TO LISTEN TO 120 00:03:26,023 --> 00:03:28,015 "EVERYBODY HURTS," BUT HE JUST 121 00:03:26,023 --> 00:03:28,015 GOT BANNED FROM SPOTIFY. 122 00:03:28,015 --> 00:03:33,003 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 123 00:03:28,015 --> 00:03:33,003 YEP, RIGHT NOW TRUMP'S ALL 124 00:03:33,003 --> 00:03:34,029 ALONE, PLOWING THROUGH A PINT 125 00:03:33,003 --> 00:03:34,029 OF BEN AND JERRY'S IMPEACH-MINT 126 00:03:34,029 --> 00:03:41,003 CHOCOLATE CHIP 127 00:03:34,029 --> 00:03:41,003 [ LAUGHTER ] 128 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:42,025 TRUMP CAN'T EVEN GO TO HIS OWN 129 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:42,025 BATHROOM WITHOUT GETTING 130 00:03:42,025 --> 00:03:44,010 DEPRESSED. 131 00:03:42,025 --> 00:03:44,010 HIS HAIR DYE REMINDS HIM OF 132 00:03:44,010 --> 00:03:45,023 RUDY GIULIANI. 133 00:03:44,010 --> 00:03:45,023 HIS Q-TIPS REMIND HIM OF 134 00:03:45,023 --> 00:03:47,012 MIKE PENCE, AND HIS TOILET 135 00:03:45,023 --> 00:03:47,012 REMINDS HIM OF TWITTER 136 00:03:47,012 --> 00:03:48,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 137 00:03:47,012 --> 00:03:48,020 "I'VE WRITTEN SOME OF MY BEST 138 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:53,016 WORK THERE." 139 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:53,016 PEOPLE CLOSE TO THE PRESIDENT 140 00:03:53,016 --> 00:03:55,010 SAYS THAT HE'S SPENDING HIS 141 00:03:53,016 --> 00:03:55,010 FINAL DAYS IN THE OFFICE TRYING 142 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:57,021 TO REHABILITATE HIS BRAND, 143 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:57,021 WHICH IS NOW BEING DESCRIBED AS 144 00:03:57,021 --> 00:04:01,022 RADIOACTIVE. 145 00:03:57,021 --> 00:04:01,022 OF COURSE TRUMP'S RADIOACTIVE. 146 00:04:01,022 --> 00:04:03,015 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU 147 00:04:01,022 --> 00:04:03,015 SPEND 20 HOURS A DAY IN 148 00:04:03,015 --> 00:04:04,021 A TANNING BOOTH. 149 00:04:03,015 --> 00:04:04,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 150 00:04:04,021 --> 00:04:09,025 [ BUZZING 151 00:04:04,021 --> 00:04:09,025 YOU CAN TELL TRUMP'S BRAND HAS 152 00:04:09,025 --> 00:04:11,020 TAKEN A HIT CAUSE EVEN THE GIRL 153 00:04:09,025 --> 00:04:11,020 SCOUTS OF GREATER NEW YORK ARE 154 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:13,013 TRYING THE GET OUT OF THEIR 155 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:13,013 LEASE IN HIS BUILDING IN LOWER 156 00:04:13,013 --> 00:04:16,028 MANHATTAN. 157 00:04:13,013 --> 00:04:16,028 IT'S NOT OFTEN THAT WE GET TO 158 00:04:16,028 --> 00:04:18,017 SEE THE GIRL SCOUTS SHARE 159 00:04:16,028 --> 00:04:18,017 A COMMON ENEMY WITH IRAN 160 00:04:18,017 --> 00:04:25,017 [ LAUGHTER ] 161 00:04:18,017 --> 00:04:25,017 BUT TRUMP HAS A PLAN 162 00:04:25,017 --> 00:04:28,003 HE'S GOING TO REPLACE THE GIRL 163 00:04:25,017 --> 00:04:28,003 SCOUTS WITH THE PROUD BOY 164 00:04:28,003 --> 00:04:32,014 SCOUTS, SO THAT'S -- 165 00:04:28,003 --> 00:04:32,014 [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:04:32,014 --> 00:04:34,013 >> Questlove: DEEP CUT 167 00:04:32,014 --> 00:04:34,013 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A DEEP 168 00:04:34,013 --> 00:04:35,019 CUT. 169 00:04:34,013 --> 00:04:35,019 YOU GET IT THOUGH. 170 00:04:35,019 --> 00:04:36,025 YEAH 171 00:04:35,019 --> 00:04:36,025 >> Questlove: I GOT IT 172 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,011 >> Jimmy: YEAH 173 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,011 EVERYONE KIND OF GOT IT, THEN 174 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,017 DID THE SAME THING 175 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,017 THEY GO -- 176 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:42,025 >> Questlove: YEAH 177 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:42,025 >> Jimmy: YEP, YEP, YEP. 178 00:04:42,025 --> 00:04:44,008 I CAN GET A COUPLE YEP, YEP, 179 00:04:42,025 --> 00:04:44,008 YEPS 180 00:04:44,008 --> 00:04:45,014 I DON'T CARE 181 00:04:44,008 --> 00:04:45,014 >> Questlove: YEP, YEP, YEP, 182 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:47,013 YEP. 183 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:47,013 >> Tariq: YEAH 184 00:04:47,013 --> 00:04:48,016 >> Jimmy: YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, 185 00:04:47,013 --> 00:04:48,016 YEP. 186 00:04:48,016 --> 00:04:50,018 >> Questlove: YEP, YEP, YEP. 187 00:04:48,016 --> 00:04:50,018 >> Jimmy: WELL, SPEAKING OF 188 00:04:50,018 --> 00:04:53,029 MOVING, TRUMP'S STAFF IS 189 00:04:50,018 --> 00:04:53,029 STARTING TO LEAVE THE WHITE 190 00:04:53,029 --> 00:04:58,001 HOUSE FOR GOOD, AND PEOPLE HAVE 191 00:04:53,029 --> 00:04:58,001 BEEN SEEN WALKING OUT WITH LIKE 192 00:04:58,001 --> 00:04:59,013 DIFFERENT ITEMS. 193 00:04:58,001 --> 00:04:59,013 IT'S LIKE -- 194 00:04:59,013 --> 00:05:00,022 IT LOOKS LIKE TRUMP'S ADVISER 195 00:04:59,013 --> 00:05:00,022 PETER NAVARRO DECIDED TO TAKE 196 00:05:00,022 --> 00:05:02,020 HOME THIS PHOTO. 197 00:05:00,022 --> 00:05:02,020 DID YOU SEE THAT 198 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:04,007 YEAH 199 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:04,007 YEAH, THAT'LL LOOK GOOD IN ANY 200 00:05:04,007 --> 00:05:05,028 ROOM 201 00:05:04,007 --> 00:05:05,028 AND EARLIER TODAY A GUY WAS 202 00:05:05,028 --> 00:05:09,020 SEEN WALKING OUT OF THE WEST 203 00:05:05,028 --> 00:05:09,020 WING WITH WHAT APPEARED TO BE 204 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:12,027 A BUST OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN. 205 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:12,027 WATCH THIS 206 00:05:12,027 --> 00:05:15,019 THIS IS REAL 207 00:05:12,027 --> 00:05:15,019 YEP, HOW YOU DOING 208 00:05:15,019 --> 00:05:17,002 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 209 00:05:15,019 --> 00:05:17,002 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 210 00:05:17,002 --> 00:05:18,011 TAKE CARE, BUD 211 00:05:17,002 --> 00:05:18,011 OH, NOTHING. 212 00:05:18,011 --> 00:05:21,021 TAKE CARE, DUDE. 213 00:05:18,011 --> 00:05:21,021 TRUMP'S GIVING STUFF AWAY LIKE 214 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:25,011 THE SUN'S ABOUT TO SET ON HIS 215 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:25,011 WEEKEND GARAGE SALE. 216 00:05:25,011 --> 00:05:27,026 HE'S LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S 217 00:05:25,011 --> 00:05:27,026 GETTING LATE, JUST TAKE IT 218 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:32,023 I WAS ONLY GOING TO CHARGE A 219 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:32,023 A DIME FOR IT. 220 00:05:32,023 --> 00:05:34,013 LATER, ANOTHER GUY WAS SEEN 221 00:05:32,023 --> 00:05:34,013 CARRYING OUT MIKE PENCE. 222 00:05:34,013 --> 00:05:36,012 HE WAS LIKE, "HEY, PUT ME DOWN 223 00:05:34,013 --> 00:05:36,012 I'M NOT A STATUE 224 00:05:36,012 --> 00:05:37,015 MOTHER 225 00:05:36,012 --> 00:05:37,015 MOTHER!" 226 00:05:37,015 --> 00:05:39,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:05:37,015 --> 00:05:39,024 [ APPLAUSE ] 228 00:05:39,024 --> 00:05:41,003 WELL, THIS IS PRETTY EXCITING. 229 00:05:39,024 --> 00:05:41,003 IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT 230 00:05:41,003 --> 00:05:42,001 LADY GAGA AND JENNIFER LOPEZ 231 00:05:41,003 --> 00:05:42,001 WILL SING AT THE 232 00:05:42,001 --> 00:05:46,020 PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN'S 233 00:05:42,001 --> 00:05:46,020 INAUGURATION 234 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:50,005 TRUMP WAS LIKE, "WELL, WELL, 235 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:50,005 WELL, GUESS YOU COULDN'T GET A 236 00:05:50,005 --> 00:05:54,013 A 3 DOORS DOWN COVER BAND. 237 00:05:50,005 --> 00:05:54,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 238 00:05:54,013 --> 00:05:55,021 AND THIS IS NICE, LADY GAGA 239 00:05:54,013 --> 00:05:55,021 SAID SHE'S GOING TO CHANGE THE 240 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:58,004 WORDS IN "SHALLOW" TO BE ABOUT 241 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:58,004 BIDEN'S WATER AEROBICS CLASS 242 00:05:58,004 --> 00:06:04,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:05:58,004 --> 00:06:04,005 THAT WAS A YEP, YEP, YEAH. 244 00:06:04,005 --> 00:06:05,017 >> Tariq: YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP 245 00:06:04,005 --> 00:06:05,017 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE WE'RE ON A 246 00:06:05,017 --> 00:06:08,010 A ZOOM, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY IN 247 00:06:05,017 --> 00:06:08,010 THE SAME ROOM. 248 00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:12,021 IT'S AMAZING 249 00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:12,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 250 00:06:12,021 --> 00:06:13,021 DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS 251 00:06:12,021 --> 00:06:13,021 STORY? 252 00:06:13,021 --> 00:06:19,022 THIS IS INSANE 253 00:06:13,021 --> 00:06:19,022 I READ THAT AN INVESTOR HAS 254 00:06:19,022 --> 00:06:20,029 OVER $200 MILLION WORTH OF BIT 255 00:06:19,022 --> 00:06:20,029 COIN IN A DIGITAL WALLET, BUT 256 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:21,025 CAN'T REMEMBER HIS PASSWORD TO 257 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:21,025 UNLOCK IT. 258 00:06:21,025 --> 00:06:29,009 NOW, IT GETS WORSE -- HE'S 259 00:06:21,025 --> 00:06:29,009 ALREADY TRIED EIGHT TIMES AND 260 00:06:29,009 --> 00:06:31,001 HE ONLY HAS TWO MORE TRIES TO 261 00:06:29,009 --> 00:06:31,001 GET IT RIGHT OR THE DEVICE WILL 262 00:06:31,001 --> 00:06:35,000 SELF-DELETE. 263 00:06:31,001 --> 00:06:35,000 DUDE, I START SWEATING WHEN I'M 264 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,005 0 FOR 2 WITH MY ZAPPOS 265 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,005 PASSWORD 266 00:06:38,005 --> 00:06:39,015 IMAGINE TRYING TO REMEMBER A 267 00:06:38,005 --> 00:06:39,015 A PASSWORD YOU USED TEN YEARS 268 00:06:39,015 --> 00:06:42,004 AGO. 269 00:06:39,015 --> 00:06:42,004 IT'S LIKE, DAUGHTRYFAN123? 270 00:06:42,004 --> 00:06:49,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 271 00:06:42,004 --> 00:06:49,027 AND FINALLY, AUTHORITIES IN THE 272 00:06:49,027 --> 00:06:50,028 FLORIDA KEYS ARRESTED AN 273 00:06:49,027 --> 00:06:50,028 INTOXICATED MAN WHO STOLE 274 00:06:50,028 --> 00:06:52,027 A TIKI HUT BOAT BAR. 275 00:06:50,028 --> 00:06:52,027 EVEN CRAZIER, THAT WAS ALSO 276 00:06:52,027 --> 00:06:55,025 TAKEN FROM THE WHITE HOUSE 277 00:06:52,027 --> 00:06:55,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 278 00:06:55,025 --> 00:07:01,005 IT WAS A ROUGH DAY FOR THAT 279 00:06:55,025 --> 00:07:01,005 GUY. 280 00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:02,013 HE ALSO BLEW OUT A FLIP-FLOP, 281 00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:02,013 STEPPED ON A POP TOP, AND LOST 282 00:07:02,013 --> 00:07:03,021 HIS SHAKER OF SALT 283 00:07:03,021 --> 00:07:08,011 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, 284 00:07:04,005 --> 00:07:08,011 EVERYBODY. 285 00:07:05,013 --> 00:07:08,011 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 286 00:07:09,001 --> 00:07:09,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 287 00:07:09,001 --> 00:07:09,027 ♪ 288 00:07:09,027 --> 00:07:22,009 ♪ 289 00:07:09,027 --> 00:07:22,009 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 290 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:24,011 FOR YOU TONIGHT. 291 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:24,011 YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW 292 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:26,016 NETFLIX FILM, "OUTSIDE THE 293 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:26,016 WIRE," ANTHONY MACKIE IS HERE. 294 00:07:26,016 --> 00:07:29,018 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 295 00:07:26,016 --> 00:07:29,018 I LOVE THAT DUDE 296 00:07:29,018 --> 00:07:33,006 HE IS SO FUNNY 297 00:07:29,018 --> 00:07:33,006 PLUS, JOINING US IN STUDIO -- 298 00:07:33,006 --> 00:07:36,008 IN STUDIO. 299 00:07:33,006 --> 00:07:36,008 DID YOU SEE "PALM SPRINGS" 300 00:07:36,008 --> 00:07:37,014 >> Tariq: OH, YEAH 301 00:07:36,008 --> 00:07:37,014 YEAH 302 00:07:37,014 --> 00:07:39,016 >> Questlove: YEAH 303 00:07:37,014 --> 00:07:39,016 >> Jimmy: SHE IS PHENOMENAL IN 304 00:07:39,016 --> 00:07:41,028 THIS MOVIE, "PALM SPRINGS," 305 00:07:39,016 --> 00:07:41,028 CRISTIN MILIOTI IS HERE. 306 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:47,003 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 307 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:47,003 SHE ALSO CAN SING. 308 00:07:47,003 --> 00:07:49,028 THIS IS HER. 309 00:07:47,003 --> 00:07:49,028 SHE DID A COVER OF 310 00:07:49,028 --> 00:07:55,006 "715 CREEKS. 311 00:07:49,028 --> 00:07:55,006 IT'S ON SPOTIFY OR WHEREVER YOU 312 00:07:55,006 --> 00:07:56,022 COOL CATS AND KITTENS LISTEN TO 313 00:07:55,006 --> 00:07:56,022 MUSIC. 314 00:07:56,022 --> 00:08:01,012 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 315 00:07:56,022 --> 00:08:01,012 BUT SHE CAN SING, TOO. 316 00:08:01,012 --> 00:08:02,028 BUT, GOSH, I LOVE -- WE'LL TALK 317 00:08:01,012 --> 00:08:02,028 TO HER 318 00:08:02,028 --> 00:08:04,015 SHE'S GOING TO BE HERE 319 00:08:02,028 --> 00:08:04,015 SHE'S IN THE STUDIO. 320 00:08:04,015 --> 00:08:05,007 YEAH 321 00:08:04,015 --> 00:08:05,007 [ APPLAUSE ] 322 00:08:05,007 --> 00:08:06,026 THEN WE GOT ALSO GREAT MUSIC 323 00:08:05,007 --> 00:08:06,026 FROM RICO NASTY. 324 00:08:06,026 --> 00:08:12,023 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 325 00:08:12,023 --> 00:08:14,026 HEY EVERYONE, IT IS TIME FOR 326 00:08:13,019 --> 00:08:14,026 "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 327 00:08:14,013 --> 00:08:14,026 HERE WE GO 328 00:08:18,023 --> 00:08:25,017 HASHTAG ♪ 329 00:08:18,023 --> 00:08:25,017 >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING 330 00:08:25,017 --> 00:08:28,003 EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT 331 00:08:25,017 --> 00:08:28,003 A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO 332 00:08:28,003 --> 00:08:30,025 RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. 333 00:08:28,003 --> 00:08:30,025 SO SINCE THEY JUST ANNOUNCED 334 00:08:30,025 --> 00:08:34,027 THE "SEX AND THE CITY" REBOOT, 335 00:08:30,025 --> 00:08:34,027 I SENT OUT A HASHTAG, DESCRIBE 336 00:08:34,027 --> 00:08:37,023 A TV SHOW BADLY, WHERE I ASKED 337 00:08:34,027 --> 00:08:37,023 YOU GUYS TO TAKE A TV SHOW AND 338 00:08:37,023 --> 00:08:40,016 THEN GIVE IT A FUNNY OR WEIRD 339 00:08:37,023 --> 00:08:40,016 SUMMARY. 340 00:08:40,016 --> 00:08:44,017 WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS 341 00:08:40,016 --> 00:08:44,017 A TRENDING TOPIC 342 00:08:44,017 --> 00:08:46,013 ALL DAY, BY THE WAY. 343 00:08:44,017 --> 00:08:46,013 [ APPLAUSE ] 344 00:08:46,013 --> 00:08:47,019 IT TRENDED ALL DAY 345 00:08:46,013 --> 00:08:47,019 THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 346 00:08:47,019 --> 00:08:49,015 WE APPRECIATE THAT, GUYS 347 00:08:47,019 --> 00:08:49,015 AND NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE 348 00:08:49,015 --> 00:08:50,022 SOME OF MY FAVORITE, DESCRIBE 349 00:08:49,015 --> 00:08:50,022 A TV SHOW BADLY, RESPONSES FROM 350 00:08:50,022 --> 00:08:55,016 YOU GUYS 351 00:08:50,022 --> 00:08:55,016 THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM GUM 352 00:08:55,016 --> 00:08:58,022 GUMMERSON. 353 00:08:55,016 --> 00:08:58,022 HEY, WE KNOW GUM GUMMERSON 354 00:08:58,022 --> 00:08:59,028 HE SAYS, "'GAME OF THRONES,' A 355 00:08:58,022 --> 00:08:59,028 A COMPLICATED MEDIEVAL DRAMA 356 00:08:59,028 --> 00:09:02,009 WHERE THEY ALSO HAVE 357 00:08:59,028 --> 00:09:02,009 STARBUCKS. 358 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:08,019 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 359 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:08,019 "ICED LATTE FOR DON SNOW 360 00:09:08,019 --> 00:09:15,022 DON SNOW 361 00:09:08,019 --> 00:09:15,022 SO, SORRY, JON SNOW. 362 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:19,008 "THANKS. 363 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:19,008 THIS ONE'S FROM 364 00:09:19,008 --> 00:09:22,005 RENEE JORDAN 78. 365 00:09:19,008 --> 00:09:22,005 SHE SAYS, "'THE QUEENS GAMBIT. 366 00:09:22,005 --> 00:09:25,001 IT TURNS OUT DRUGS AND ALCOHOL 367 00:09:22,005 --> 00:09:25,001 MAKE YOU SMARTER?" 368 00:09:25,001 --> 00:09:27,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 369 00:09:25,001 --> 00:09:27,024 THIS ONE'S FROM ELYSSA 370 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:34,007 09618818 371 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:34,007 SHE SAYS, "'BRIDGERTON,' A SHOW 372 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,003 YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WATCH 373 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,003 WITH YOUR PARENTS. 374 00:09:36,003 --> 00:09:38,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 375 00:09:36,003 --> 00:09:38,000 "THIS LOOKS CUTE 376 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,005 OH, COVER YOUR EYES. 377 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,005 THIS ONE'S FROM 378 00:09:39,005 --> 00:09:43,007 BREANNE BUCHANAN 379 00:09:39,005 --> 00:09:43,007 SHE SAYS, "'THE BACHELOR,' A 380 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:45,019 A FORMER POLYGAMIST NARROWS IT 381 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:45,019 DOWN." 382 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:53,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 383 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:53,007 THIS ONE'S FROM @MEKIMBA 384 00:09:53,007 --> 00:09:54,012 SHE SAYS "'GILMORE GIRLS,' A 385 00:09:53,007 --> 00:09:54,012 A MOTHER AND DAUGHTER EAT ONLY 386 00:09:54,012 --> 00:09:55,016 JUNK FOOD, BUT NEVER GAIN 387 00:09:54,012 --> 00:09:55,016 A POUND BECAUSE IT'S FUEL FOR 388 00:09:55,016 --> 00:10:02,020 THEIR SPEED TALKING. 389 00:09:55,016 --> 00:10:02,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:05,025 THIS ONE'S FROM @BILLWANYAMA1. 391 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:05,025 HE SAYS, "'SUCCESSION,' 392 00:10:05,025 --> 00:10:10,010 'EMPIRE' WITH WHITE PEOPLE." 393 00:10:05,025 --> 00:10:10,010 [ LAUGHTER ] 394 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,022 >> Questlove: YES! 395 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,022 YES. 396 00:10:11,022 --> 00:10:15,027 ♪ 397 00:10:11,022 --> 00:10:15,027 WINNER 398 00:10:15,027 --> 00:10:19,025 >> Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY, MAN. 399 00:10:15,027 --> 00:10:19,025 THIS ONE'S FROM @ROYCHOWEIGHTY 400 00:10:19,025 --> 00:10:20,027 HE SAYS, "'GREAT BRITISH 401 00:10:19,025 --> 00:10:20,027 BAKE-OFF.' CONTESTANTS WORK 402 00:10:20,027 --> 00:10:21,029 REALLY HARD TO ACHIEVE A 403 00:10:20,027 --> 00:10:21,029 A HANDSHAKE FROM A MAN WITH 404 00:10:21,029 --> 00:10:27,011 FROSTED TIPS." 405 00:10:21,029 --> 00:10:27,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 406 00:10:27,011 --> 00:10:30,019 THIS ONE'S FROM @ITSMIKEHILL 407 00:10:27,011 --> 00:10:30,019 HE SAYS, "'GOOD TIMES,' A BLACK 408 00:10:30,019 --> 00:10:31,024 FAMILY IN CHICAGO WHO 409 00:10:30,019 --> 00:10:31,024 ENCOUNTERS EVERYTHING BUT GOOD 410 00:10:31,024 --> 00:10:39,029 TIMES. 411 00:10:31,024 --> 00:10:39,029 [ LAUGHTER ] 412 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:44,000 THIS ONE'S FROM 413 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:44,000 @BEINGVALENTINA. 414 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,003 SHE SAID "'24,' MAN DEFIES 415 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,003 HUMAN LIMITS BY GOING A FULL 416 00:10:45,003 --> 00:10:47,023 DAY WITHOUT USING THE 417 00:10:45,003 --> 00:10:47,023 BATHROOM." 418 00:10:47,023 --> 00:10:50,001 IT'S LIKE, "OH, I GUESS HE 419 00:10:47,023 --> 00:10:50,001 NEVER DID. 420 00:10:50,001 --> 00:10:53,006 YOU'RE RIGHT 421 00:10:50,001 --> 00:10:53,006 THIS ONE'S FROM @JOAI MEANJONE 422 00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:54,010 SHE SAYS, "'THE SOPRANOS,' MAN 423 00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:54,010 REALIZING MURDERING PEOPLE 424 00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:57,003 MIGHT AFFECT HIM 425 00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:57,003 PSYCHOLOGICALLY. 426 00:10:57,003 --> 00:10:59,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 427 00:10:57,003 --> 00:10:59,013 THIS ONE'S FROM 428 00:10:59,013 --> 00:11:02,024 @JAKEWILLIAMSART 429 00:10:59,013 --> 00:11:02,024 HE SAYS, "'WHO WANTS TO BE A 430 00:11:02,024 --> 00:11:07,019 A MILLIONAIRE?' SPOILER ALERT, 431 00:11:02,024 --> 00:11:07,019 THEY ALL DO. 432 00:11:07,019 --> 00:11:09,025 THIS ONE'S FROM @ALZEBOOKER. 433 00:11:07,019 --> 00:11:09,025 HE SAYS, "'THE OFFICE,' 434 00:11:09,025 --> 00:11:12,010 STEVE CARELL ACTS OUT POPULAR 435 00:11:09,025 --> 00:11:12,010 MEMES. 436 00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:18,017 [ LAUGHTER ] 437 00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:18,017 THAT'S FUNNY MAN 438 00:11:18,017 --> 00:11:20,025 YEAH, THE SHOW WAS AHEAD OF ITS 439 00:11:18,017 --> 00:11:20,025 TIME MAN 440 00:11:20,025 --> 00:11:23,017 THIS ONE'S FROM @JOHNTHOMP 441 00:11:20,025 --> 00:11:23,017 THAT'S A GOOD NAME 442 00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:25,000 HUH? 443 00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:25,000 >> Questlove: JOHN THOMP 444 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,029 >> Jimmy: JOHN THOMP 445 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,029 >> Tariq: YEAH, ACTION HERO. 446 00:11:27,029 --> 00:11:29,005 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU KNOW WHO 447 00:11:27,029 --> 00:11:29,005 YOU GOT TO CALL. 448 00:11:29,005 --> 00:11:33,029 >> Tariq: WHO? 449 00:11:29,005 --> 00:11:33,029 >> Jimmy: JOHN THOMP 450 00:11:33,029 --> 00:11:36,027 >> Tariq: ANYTHING BUT THAT. 451 00:11:33,029 --> 00:11:36,027 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID? 452 00:11:36,027 --> 00:11:40,025 >> Tariq: YEAH 453 00:11:36,027 --> 00:11:40,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 454 00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:42,015 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT 455 00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:42,015 ONE OF THESE MISSIONS. 456 00:11:42,015 --> 00:11:45,014 "ANYTHING BUT THAT 457 00:11:42,015 --> 00:11:45,014 THAT SOUNDS SCARY. 458 00:11:45,014 --> 00:11:49,016 BUT YOU'RE JOHN THOMP. 459 00:11:45,014 --> 00:11:49,016 "I DON'T DO -- I'M AFRAID OF 460 00:11:49,016 --> 00:11:52,004 HEIGHTS. 461 00:11:49,016 --> 00:11:52,004 [ LAUGHTER ] 462 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:54,006 JOHN THOMP IS AFRAID OF -- 463 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:54,006 "YEAH, AND I'M ALLERGIC TO 464 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:59,010 CATS." 465 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:59,010 [ LAUGHTER ] 466 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,023 THIS ONE'S FROM @JOHNTHOMP101. 467 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,023 HE SAYS "'AMERICA'S GOT 468 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:04,011 TALENT,' TIKTOK FOR BOOMERS. 469 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:04,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 470 00:12:04,011 --> 00:12:06,016 >> Questlove: WOW. 471 00:12:04,011 --> 00:12:06,016 OH, THAT HURTS 472 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,005 >> Jimmy: I BET. 473 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,005 >> Questlove: THAT HURTS 474 00:12:08,005 --> 00:12:10,024 >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE'S FROM 475 00:12:08,005 --> 00:12:10,024 @GREGCHERRYBRAND 476 00:12:10,024 --> 00:12:12,000 HE SAYS, "'WHEEL OF FORTUNE,' 477 00:12:10,024 --> 00:12:12,000 PEOPLE TAKE A LONG ASS TIME TO 478 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,006 SPELL FOUR WORDS." 479 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,006 THERE YOU HAVE IT. 480 00:12:15,006 --> 00:12:17,015 THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW 481 00:12:15,006 --> 00:12:17,015 HASHTAGS." 482 00:12:17,015 --> 00:12:18,014 TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 483 00:12:17,015 --> 00:12:18,014 FAVORITES, CHECK OUT 484 00:12:18,014 --> 00:12:21,013 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 485 00:12:18,014 --> 00:12:21,013 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 486 00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:23,028 ANTHONY MACKIE, EVERYBODY. 487 00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:23,028 COME ON BACK 488 00:12:23,028 --> 00:12:42,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 489 00:12:23,028 --> 00:12:42,025 ♪ 490 00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:45,020 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS 491 00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:45,020 A VERY TALENTED ACTOR THAT YOU 492 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:48,022 KNOW FROM HIS WORK IN THE 493 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:48,022 MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE. 494 00:12:48,022 --> 00:12:52,001 HIS NEW FILM "OUTSIDE THE WIRE" 495 00:12:48,022 --> 00:12:52,001 BEGINS STREAMING TOMORROW ON 496 00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:54,010 NETFLIX. 497 00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:54,010 HERE HE IS, ANTHONY MACKIE 498 00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:57,021 LOOK AT THAT 499 00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:57,021 >> WHAT'S UP, MAN? 500 00:12:57,021 --> 00:12:58,029 >> Jimmy: WE GOT A LOT TO TALK 501 00:12:57,021 --> 00:12:58,029 ABOUT, BUDDY, BUT FIRST I WANT 502 00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:00,005 TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS BECAUSE 503 00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:00,005 YOU'RE THE BIGGEST NEW ORLEANS 504 00:13:00,005 --> 00:13:01,011 SAINTS FAN THAT I KNOW, AND THE 505 00:13:00,005 --> 00:13:01,011 SAINTS HAD A BIG PLAYOFF WIN 506 00:13:01,011 --> 00:13:10,025 LAST WEEK. 507 00:13:01,011 --> 00:13:10,025 >> HUGE WIN. 508 00:13:10,025 --> 00:13:13,000 HUGE 509 00:13:10,025 --> 00:13:13,000 NOW WE GET OUR DIVISION RIVAL, 510 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,028 TAMPA BAY. 511 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,028 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S IT LIKE 512 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:20,022 WATCHING THE GAME WITH YOU 513 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:20,022 WITH ANTHONY MACKIE. 514 00:13:20,022 --> 00:13:25,004 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S A HARD 515 00:13:20,022 --> 00:13:25,004 RIDE TO ROLL 516 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,014 IT'S -- YOU KNOW, IT'S A LOT OF 517 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,014 TALKING, A LOT OF SCREAMING, A 518 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,020 A LOT OF THROWING STUFF, A LOT 519 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,020 OF DRINKS, A LOT OF HUGGING, A 520 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:29,022 A LOT OF CRYING. 521 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:29,022 IT'S AN EMOTIONAL RIDE 522 00:13:29,022 --> 00:13:35,016 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU 523 00:13:29,022 --> 00:13:35,016 A SUPERSTITIOUS FAN? 524 00:13:35,016 --> 00:13:38,024 DO YOU HAVE TO DO ANYTHING, 525 00:13:35,016 --> 00:13:38,024 LIKE, IN ORDER OR ANYTHING 526 00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:40,016 >> I'M VERY SUPERSTITIOUS. 527 00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:40,016 SO, YOU KNOW, THE GAME COMES ON 528 00:13:40,016 --> 00:13:41,020 NOON HERE, 1:00 P.M. EASTERN 529 00:13:40,016 --> 00:13:41,020 STANDARD TIME, AND SO I HAVE 530 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:48,015 TO, YOU KNOW, GET EVERYTHING 531 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:48,015 READY. 532 00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:52,008 I HAVE MY COLLECTIVE JERSEYS IN 533 00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:52,008 ORDER OF STRENGTH, LIKE THE 534 00:13:52,008 --> 00:13:55,027 STRONGEST BEING MY 12-YEAR-OLD 535 00:13:52,008 --> 00:13:55,027 JERSEY, THE WEAKEST BEING MY 536 00:13:55,027 --> 00:14:00,008 1-YEAR-OLD JERSEY, AND SO ON 537 00:13:55,027 --> 00:14:00,008 AND SO FORTH 538 00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:05,022 EVERY OTHER YEAR I GET A 539 00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:05,022 A JERSEY 540 00:14:05,022 --> 00:14:06,022 SO YOU KNOW, I HAVE MY 541 00:14:05,022 --> 00:14:06,022 SLIPPERS, MY SOCKS, MY 542 00:14:06,022 --> 00:14:08,004 SWEATSHIRT IF I REALLY NEED, 543 00:14:06,022 --> 00:14:08,004 LIKE, A STRONG PULL. 544 00:14:08,004 --> 00:14:14,001 SO, YOU KNOW, I'M VERY 545 00:14:08,004 --> 00:14:14,001 SUPERSTITIOUS. 546 00:14:14,001 --> 00:14:15,004 I HAVE TO WEAR MY SAINTS 547 00:14:14,001 --> 00:14:15,004 SLIPPERS AND SOCKS EVERY DAY 548 00:14:15,004 --> 00:14:16,013 WHEN I'M HOME. 549 00:14:15,004 --> 00:14:16,013 >> Jimmy: FOR HOW LONG 550 00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:18,005 SINCE WHEN 551 00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:18,005 WHEN YOU WERE A KID? 552 00:14:18,005 --> 00:14:21,007 >> NO, SINCE WE WON THE SUPER 553 00:14:18,005 --> 00:14:21,007 BOWL, MAN. 554 00:14:21,007 --> 00:14:24,015 SUPER BOWL 44. 555 00:14:21,007 --> 00:14:24,015 OBAMA WAS THE 44th PRESIDENT 556 00:14:24,015 --> 00:14:27,017 YOU PLAY CRAPS, 44 557 00:14:24,015 --> 00:14:27,017 HARD 8 558 00:14:27,017 --> 00:14:29,020 44, BABY 559 00:14:27,017 --> 00:14:29,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 560 00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:32,002 >> Jimmy: HARD 8 561 00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:32,002 OH, MY GOSH. 562 00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:33,025 THIS WEEKEND, THOUGH, SAINTS 563 00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:33,025 GOING UP AGAINST TOM BRADY 564 00:14:33,025 --> 00:14:37,003 >> YEAH, MAN, YEAH 565 00:14:33,025 --> 00:14:37,003 >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU FEEL? 566 00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:39,022 >> I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH -- I 567 00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:39,022 MEAN, LOOK, I HATE TOM BRADY 568 00:14:39,022 --> 00:14:42,007 MAN, I HATED HIM WHEN HE WAS 569 00:14:39,022 --> 00:14:42,007 WITH NEW ENGLAND 570 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,012 TOM BRADY IS ONE OF THOSE 571 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,012 PEOPLE I KNOW I'M GOING TO LOVE 572 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,019 HIM SO MUCH THAT I HATE HIM, SO 573 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,019 I CAN NEVER MEET HIM BECAUSE I 574 00:14:44,019 --> 00:14:45,027 JUST WANT THE HANG OUT WITH HIM 575 00:14:44,019 --> 00:14:45,027 AND HUG HIM AND LIKE COMB HIS 576 00:14:45,027 --> 00:14:53,009 HAIR AND COOK HIM DINNER 577 00:14:45,027 --> 00:14:53,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 578 00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:54,015 I WANT TO, LIKE, HANG IN THE 579 00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:54,015 HOT TUB WITH TOM BRADY AND TALK 580 00:14:54,015 --> 00:14:57,007 ABOUT FUN STUFF. 581 00:14:54,015 --> 00:14:57,007 >> Jimmy: HE IS COOL 582 00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:58,026 HE'S TOO COOL, MAN 583 00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:58,026 HE'S TOO PERFECT 584 00:14:58,026 --> 00:15:01,029 YEAH - 585 00:14:58,026 --> 00:15:01,029 HE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING UP -- 586 00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:04,001 >> HE'S LIKE A SHIH TZU. 587 00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:04,001 LIKE, HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL YOU 588 00:15:04,001 --> 00:15:09,018 JUST WANT TO, YOU KNOW, SHAKE 589 00:15:04,001 --> 00:15:09,018 HIM A LITTLE BIT 590 00:15:09,018 --> 00:15:13,026 >> Jimmy: YOU DO, BUT ALSO HE 591 00:15:09,018 --> 00:15:13,026 GETS INTO THOSE SITUATIONS YOU 592 00:15:13,026 --> 00:15:15,005 GO, HE CAN'T DO THAT, THEY'RE 593 00:15:13,026 --> 00:15:15,005 DOWN, YOU KNOW, 30 POINTS. 594 00:15:15,005 --> 00:15:17,001 AND HE GOES -- AND YOU GO, 595 00:15:15,005 --> 00:15:17,001 OKAY, COME ON. 596 00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:18,020 WHY WOULD I SAY THAT 597 00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:18,020 >> AND HE DOES IT EVERY TIME, 598 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:22,008 SO TO BUILD UP MY POWER I WEAR 599 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:22,008 MY SLIPPERS -- 600 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:26,006 [ LAUGHTER ] 601 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:26,006 MY SAINTS SLIPPERS AND MY 602 00:15:26,006 --> 00:15:28,021 SOCKS, MY SAINTS SOCKS 603 00:15:26,006 --> 00:15:28,021 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 604 00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:33,006 >> SEE WHAT I'M SAYING 605 00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:33,006 I GOT WEAR THEM EVERY DAY UP 606 00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:35,019 UNTIL THE GAME FOR THE WHOLE 607 00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:35,019 WEEK 608 00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:37,018 >> Jimmy: REALLY 609 00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:37,018 YOU TAKE IT THAT FAR 610 00:15:37,018 --> 00:15:40,019 >> YEAH, YOU GOT BUILD UP THE 611 00:15:37,018 --> 00:15:40,019 POWER. 612 00:15:40,019 --> 00:15:42,018 >> Jimmy: DUDE, I COULDN'T 613 00:15:40,019 --> 00:15:42,018 NOW I'M ROOTING FOR THEM 614 00:15:42,018 --> 00:15:45,013 I HOPE THEY WIN BUD. 615 00:15:42,018 --> 00:15:45,013 >> THEY GOT TO 616 00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:46,017 >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD THEY'RE 617 00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:46,017 DOING WELL BECAUSE I'VE READ 618 00:15:46,017 --> 00:15:47,021 YOU'RE IN THIS AVENGERS ONLY 619 00:15:46,017 --> 00:15:47,021 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE AND 620 00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:54,022 YOUR TEAM DID NOT DO SO WELL 621 00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:54,022 YOU FINISHED SECOND TO LAST. 622 00:15:54,022 --> 00:15:58,003 IT'S OUT 623 00:15:54,022 --> 00:15:58,003 PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT. 624 00:15:58,003 --> 00:15:59,007 CHRIS PRATT ENDED UP WINNING 625 00:15:58,003 --> 00:15:59,007 THIS YEAR. 626 00:15:59,007 --> 00:16:03,021 IT'S THE HEADLINE OF EVERY 627 00:15:59,007 --> 00:16:03,021 NEWSPAPER. 628 00:16:03,021 --> 00:16:04,025 WHICH OF THE AVENGERS IS THE 629 00:16:03,021 --> 00:16:04,025 BIGGEST TRASH TALKER WHEN IT 630 00:16:04,025 --> 00:16:08,022 COMES TO FANTASY FOOTBALL? 631 00:16:04,025 --> 00:16:08,022 >> IT'S A -- I MEAN, 632 00:16:08,022 --> 00:16:12,004 CHRIS EVANS TALKS A LOT OF 633 00:16:08,022 --> 00:16:12,004 TRASH. 634 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,007 PAUL RUDD TALKS INTELLECTUAL 635 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,007 TRASH, WHICH IS CONFUSING, 636 00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:17,021 BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW IF HE'S 637 00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:17,021 INSULTING YOU. 638 00:16:17,021 --> 00:16:21,010 BUT YOU FEEL LIKE IT'S A DISS 639 00:16:17,021 --> 00:16:21,010 SOMEWHERE IN THERE 640 00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:22,023 SO HE'S THE GUY YOU WANT TO 641 00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:22,023 FIGHT. 642 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:25,008 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TALK BACK TO 643 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:25,008 CHRIS, BUT PAUL IT'S LIKE -- 644 00:16:25,008 --> 00:16:26,013 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GET IT 645 00:16:25,008 --> 00:16:26,013 THREE DAYS LATER YOU GO, " HEY, 646 00:16:26,013 --> 00:16:29,001 THAT WAS INSANE. 647 00:16:26,013 --> 00:16:29,001 THAT WAS FOUR LEVELS OF 648 00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:32,008 INSULT." 649 00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:32,008 >> OR BY THE TIME YOU GOOGLE 650 00:16:32,008 --> 00:16:36,009 ALL THE WORDS IN HIS INSULT, 651 00:16:32,008 --> 00:16:36,009 IT'S TOO LATE. 652 00:16:36,009 --> 00:16:37,025 >> Jimmy: THE GAME'S OVER. 653 00:16:36,009 --> 00:16:37,025 YEAH, EXACTLY. 654 00:16:37,025 --> 00:16:39,015 [ LAUGHTER ] 655 00:16:37,025 --> 00:16:39,015 HEY, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR 656 00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:45,005 NEW MOVIE, "OUTSIDE THE WIRE." 657 00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:45,005 >> YEAH. 658 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:49,004 YEAH, I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT 659 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:49,004 >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT 660 00:16:49,004 --> 00:16:50,007 THERE'S ACTION, THERE'S ROBOTS, 661 00:16:49,004 --> 00:16:50,007 A TWIST. 662 00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,017 IT'S A GOOD SCRIPT 663 00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,017 CAN YOU SET UP THE MOVIE 664 00:16:51,017 --> 00:16:52,024 >> "OUTSIDE THE WIRE" IS A 665 00:16:51,017 --> 00:16:52,024 A STORY OF TWO SOLDIERS THAT GO 666 00:16:52,024 --> 00:16:54,000 OUT AND TRY TO STOP A BAD GUY 667 00:16:52,024 --> 00:16:54,000 FROM GETTING NUKES TO DESTROY 668 00:16:54,000 --> 00:17:01,005 AMERICA AND TAKE OVER THE 669 00:16:54,000 --> 00:17:01,005 WORLD. 670 00:17:01,005 --> 00:17:02,011 I PLAY A CYBORG, AND WE HAVE 671 00:17:01,005 --> 00:17:02,011 DAMSON IDRIS WHO COMES IN WHO'S 672 00:17:02,011 --> 00:17:03,017 A DRONE PILOT AND I ENLIST HIM 673 00:17:02,011 --> 00:17:03,017 TO HELP ME AND GO OUT AND SAVE 674 00:17:03,017 --> 00:17:10,026 THE WORLD. 675 00:17:03,017 --> 00:17:10,026 >> Jimmy: YOU DID A LOT OF 676 00:17:10,026 --> 00:17:11,029 STUNTS IN THIS MOVIE AND YOU 677 00:17:10,026 --> 00:17:11,029 WERE TELLING ME -- YOU'RE 678 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:18,017 JUMPING OFF BUILDINGS. 679 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:18,017 EXPLOSIONS, IT'S EVERYWHERE. 680 00:17:18,017 --> 00:17:19,022 BUT YOU WERE TELLING ME YOUR 681 00:17:18,017 --> 00:17:19,022 STUNTMAN ACTUALLY GOT HURT THE 682 00:17:19,022 --> 00:17:20,028 FIRST WEEK OF SHOOTING SO YOU 683 00:17:19,022 --> 00:17:20,028 KIND OF DID A LOT OF YOUR OWN 684 00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:25,003 STUNTS 685 00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:25,003 TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS. 686 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,009 >> DUDE, FIRST DAY, FIRST 687 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,009 STUNT, MY STUNTMAN WAS SUPPOSED 688 00:17:26,009 --> 00:17:27,011 TO CHASE A DUDE THROUGH 689 00:17:26,009 --> 00:17:27,011 A MARKET, TACKLE HIM OTHER A 690 00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:33,006 A TABLE. 691 00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:33,006 SO HE TACKLES HIM, HITS HIS 692 00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:34,002 HEAD ON THE GROUND, HE'S 693 00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:34,002 CONCUSSED. 694 00:17:34,002 --> 00:17:37,017 OUT -- 695 00:17:34,002 --> 00:17:37,017 LIKE THAT. 696 00:17:37,017 --> 00:17:40,012 AND FOR SOME REASON, SUMMER OF 697 00:17:37,017 --> 00:17:40,012 2018 WAS A VERY GOOD SUMMER FOR 698 00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:41,016 BLACK STUNTMEN BECAUSE WE 699 00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:41,016 COULDN'T FIND ANOTHER DUDE TO 700 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:47,015 COME IN AND DO MY STUNTS 701 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:47,015 SO MY DIRECTOR, MIKAEL, HE 702 00:17:47,015 --> 00:17:51,011 CALLS ME OVER AND HE'S LIKE, 703 00:17:47,015 --> 00:17:51,011 'OKAY, ANTHONY, YOU'RE BIG GUY 704 00:17:51,011 --> 00:17:52,026 YOU GO TO GYM, RIGHT 705 00:17:51,011 --> 00:17:52,026 PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 706 00:17:52,026 --> 00:17:55,002 YOU BIG GUY. 707 00:17:52,026 --> 00:17:55,002 COME ON. 708 00:17:55,002 --> 00:17:56,018 JUMP OFF THE BUILDING. 709 00:17:55,002 --> 00:17:56,018 AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT? 710 00:17:56,018 --> 00:17:58,004 HE GOES, 'COME ON, BIG GUY 711 00:17:56,018 --> 00:17:58,004 COME ON. 712 00:17:58,004 --> 00:18:01,002 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 713 00:17:58,004 --> 00:18:01,002 >> Jimmy: BIG GUY. 714 00:18:01,002 --> 00:18:02,025 BIG GUY, COME ON 715 00:18:01,002 --> 00:18:02,025 SO THAT WAS YOU. 716 00:18:02,025 --> 00:18:04,017 OH, MY GOSH. 717 00:18:02,025 --> 00:18:04,017 >> YEAH. 718 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,013 >> Jimmy: I GOT REWATCH IT 719 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,013 AGAIN, MAN 720 00:18:06,013 --> 00:18:10,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 721 00:18:06,013 --> 00:18:10,027 IT'S A PRETTY INTENSE MOVIE. 722 00:18:10,027 --> 00:18:12,006 I HEARD THAT SOMETHING YOU DO 723 00:18:10,027 --> 00:18:12,006 AFTER A LONG DAY OF SHOOTING TO 724 00:18:12,006 --> 00:18:14,018 RELAX, YOU WATCH RERUNS OF "THE 725 00:18:12,006 --> 00:18:14,018 GOLDEN GIRLS." 726 00:18:14,018 --> 00:18:17,004 IS THIS TRUE 727 00:18:14,018 --> 00:18:17,004 >> YEAH. 728 00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:21,027 VERY TRUE. 729 00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:21,027 HALLMARK HAS THE BEST TV 730 00:18:21,027 --> 00:18:27,009 PROGRAMMING FROM 9:00 P.M. TO 731 00:18:21,027 --> 00:18:27,009 2:30 A.M 732 00:18:27,009 --> 00:18:28,013 AND THEY SHOW ABOUT EIGHT 733 00:18:27,009 --> 00:18:28,013 EPISODES OF "THE GOLDEN GIRLS" 734 00:18:28,013 --> 00:18:32,013 AND THEY FOLLOW IT UP WITH 735 00:18:28,013 --> 00:18:32,013 "FRASIER." 736 00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:35,018 IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME, I AM A 737 00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:35,018 A "GOLDEN GIRL" KIND OF GUY. 738 00:18:35,018 --> 00:18:37,014 >> Jimmy: MAN, THEY COULD LAND 739 00:18:35,018 --> 00:18:37,014 A JOKE, HUH? 740 00:18:37,014 --> 00:18:39,017 >> OH, THEY KILL IT. 741 00:18:37,014 --> 00:18:39,017 THEY KILL IT 742 00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:43,008 IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU LOOK AT 743 00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:43,008 THEM, THE LEVEL OF TALENT OF 744 00:18:43,008 --> 00:18:44,020 COMEDIC AND DRAMATIC THEY HAVE 745 00:18:43,008 --> 00:18:44,020 IF YOU LOOK AT, YOU KNOW, 746 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:50,004 BETTY WHITE IS ONE OF THE MOST 747 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:50,004 TALENTED WOMEN 748 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,024 SHE HAD HER OWN TALK SHOW. 749 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,024 HE WAS A PROFESSIONAL DANCER, 750 00:18:52,024 --> 00:18:54,025 ACTRESS. 751 00:18:52,024 --> 00:18:54,025 SHE WAS AMAZING. 752 00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:56,025 THOSE FOUR WOMEN WERE AMAZING. 753 00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:56,025 >> Jimmy: DID YOU EVER MEET 754 00:18:56,025 --> 00:19:01,016 BETTY WHITE? 755 00:18:56,025 --> 00:19:01,016 >> I MET HER ONCE. 756 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:05,010 I WAS IN NEW YORK AT THIS 757 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:05,010 EVENT, AND SHE WAS THERE 758 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,020 AND YOU KNOW, I FAN BOYED OUT 759 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,020 AND RAN UP TO HER AND WAS LIKE, 760 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,012 "OH, MY GOD, I LOVE YOU SO 761 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,012 MUCH 762 00:19:08,012 --> 00:19:11,027 I'M SUCH A FAN 763 00:19:08,012 --> 00:19:11,027 LIKE, THE EPISODE WHEN YOU WERE 764 00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,011 TAP DANCING WAS SO BEAUTIFUL." 765 00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,011 SO SHE LAUGHED AND TOUCHED MY 766 00:19:13,011 --> 00:19:17,005 FACE AND SAYS, "OH, YOU MAKE ME 767 00:19:13,011 --> 00:19:17,005 WISH I WAS 40 YEARS YOUNGER. 768 00:19:17,005 --> 00:19:22,010 AND I WAS LIKE - 769 00:19:17,005 --> 00:19:22,010 >> Jimmy: WHAT 770 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:27,011 >> I WOULD DO THAT 771 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:27,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 772 00:19:27,011 --> 00:19:30,014 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 773 00:19:27,011 --> 00:19:30,014 >> I WOULD DO THAT 774 00:19:30,014 --> 00:19:33,014 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 775 00:19:30,014 --> 00:19:33,014 WELL, DUDE, YOU'RE SO GREAT IN 776 00:19:33,014 --> 00:19:34,018 THIS MOVIE, SO WHATEVER THE 777 00:19:33,014 --> 00:19:34,018 GOLDEN GIRLS DID FOR YOU, IT 778 00:19:34,018 --> 00:19:37,007 WORKED 779 00:19:34,018 --> 00:19:37,007 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYBODY A 780 00:19:37,007 --> 00:19:38,008 A CLIP 781 00:19:37,007 --> 00:19:38,008 HERE'S OUR PAL ANTHONY MACKIE 782 00:19:38,008 --> 00:19:43,006 IN "OUTSIDE THE WIRE" ON 783 00:19:38,023 --> 00:19:43,006 NETFLIX. 784 00:19:42,024 --> 00:19:43,006 TAKE A LOOK. 785 00:19:48,024 --> 00:19:50,007 >> GET DRESSED, LIEUTENANT 786 00:19:48,024 --> 00:19:50,007 DOUBLE TIME. 787 00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:54,018 >> WHAT'S THIS 788 00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:54,018 >> YOU WEAR YOUR UNIFORM OUT 789 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:59,025 THERE, YOU'LL BE A STANDING 790 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:59,025 TARGET 791 00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:04,010 >> THOUGHT I'D BE GUARDING A 792 00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:04,010 A FENCE, SIR 793 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,016 I DON'T HAVE ANY SPECIALIST 794 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,016 TRAINING AS A FIELD AGENT. 795 00:20:06,016 --> 00:20:09,003 >> DON'T WORRY 796 00:20:06,016 --> 00:20:09,003 I'M SPECIAL ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF 797 00:20:09,003 --> 00:20:21,018 US 798 00:20:09,003 --> 00:20:21,018 ♪ 799 00:20:21,018 --> 00:20:24,016 >> YOU'RE A -- 800 00:20:21,018 --> 00:20:24,016 >> YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER 801 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,023 FOURTH-GENERATION BIOTECH AND 802 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,023 I'M GIVING YOU 60 SECONDS TO 803 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:29,017 DEAL WITH IT 804 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:29,017 >> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK, 805 00:20:29,017 --> 00:20:30,023 ANTHONY MACKIE AND I ARE GOING 806 00:20:29,017 --> 00:20:30,023 HEAD-TO-HEAD IN A GAME OF "HEY 807 00:20:30,023 --> 00:20:53,002 ROBOT. 808 00:20:30,023 --> 00:20:53,002 ♪ 809 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,009 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 810 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,009 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH 811 00:20:54,009 --> 00:20:58,016 ANTHONY MACKIE 812 00:20:54,009 --> 00:20:58,016 NOW ANTHONY, SINCE YOU PLAY AN 813 00:20:58,016 --> 00:21:00,021 ANDROID IN YOUR NEW MOVIE 814 00:20:58,016 --> 00:21:00,021 "OUTSIDE THE WIRE," I THOUGHT 815 00:21:00,021 --> 00:21:03,022 I'D PUT YOUR ROBOT SKILLS TO 816 00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:03,022 THE TEST, AND PLAY A GAME 817 00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:03,022 CALLED "HEY ROBOT. 818 00:21:04,019 --> 00:21:09,014 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ROBOT ♪ 819 00:21:04,019 --> 00:21:09,014 ♪ HEY, ROBOT ♪ 820 00:21:09,014 --> 00:21:12,023 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 821 00:21:09,014 --> 00:21:12,023 SO, THIS IS BASE ON THE REAL 822 00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:14,018 BOARD GAME "HEY ROBOT" THAT YOU 823 00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:14,018 CAN PLAY AT HOME 824 00:21:14,018 --> 00:21:17,020 IT'S LIKE THE CLASSIC GAME 825 00:21:14,018 --> 00:21:17,020 PASSWORD, UH, BUT YOUR PARTNER 826 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:20,022 IS A SMART SPEAKER 827 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:20,022 ALL RIGHT, SO, FIRST I'LL PICK 828 00:21:20,022 --> 00:21:24,003 A CARD WITH A WORD ON IT, THEN 829 00:21:20,022 --> 00:21:24,003 WE'LL TAKE TURNS ASKING 830 00:21:24,003 --> 00:21:26,025 A QUESTION TO GET THE SPEAKER 831 00:21:24,003 --> 00:21:26,025 TO SAY THAT WORD SOMEWHERE IN 832 00:21:26,025 --> 00:21:29,001 ITS ANSWER 833 00:21:26,025 --> 00:21:29,001 IF IT DOES, WE GET A POINT 834 00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:30,020 READY? 835 00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:30,020 >> OKAY. 836 00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:35,011 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 837 00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:35,011 I WILL GO FIRST. 838 00:21:35,011 --> 00:21:39,019 ALL RIGHT, THE WORD IS KIWI. 839 00:21:35,011 --> 00:21:39,019 >> HMM 840 00:21:39,019 --> 00:21:48,008 >> Jimmy: THE WORD IS KIWI 841 00:21:39,019 --> 00:21:48,008 OKAY, UM, ALEXA, WHAT ARE THE 842 00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:51,027 TOP FIVE FRUITS IN THE -- IN 843 00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:51,027 AUSTRALIA? 844 00:21:51,027 --> 00:21:55,018 >> ACCORDING TO AN ALEXA 845 00:21:51,027 --> 00:21:55,018 ANSWERS CONTRIBUTOR, NOT 846 00:21:55,018 --> 00:21:59,019 NECESSARILY IN ORDER, BANANA, 847 00:21:55,018 --> 00:21:59,019 APPLE, ORANGE, PEAR, 848 00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:02,014 STRAWBERRY, GRAPE, PEACH, 849 00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:02,014 LEMON, LIME -- 850 00:22:02,014 --> 00:22:12,012 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SHUT UP 851 00:22:02,014 --> 00:22:12,012 SHE SAID EVERY -- ALEXA STOP 852 00:22:12,012 --> 00:22:13,025 GOD, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, 853 00:22:12,012 --> 00:22:13,025 MAN. 854 00:22:13,025 --> 00:22:16,016 SHE NAMED EVERY FRUIT BESIDES 855 00:22:13,025 --> 00:22:16,016 KIWI 856 00:22:16,016 --> 00:22:18,021 YOU GOT TO BE JOKING ME, MAN 857 00:22:16,016 --> 00:22:18,021 THEY DON'T EAT KIWI IN 858 00:22:18,021 --> 00:22:20,011 AUSTRALIA? 859 00:22:18,021 --> 00:22:20,011 >> NO! 860 00:22:20,011 --> 00:22:23,026 >> Jimmy: COME ON! 861 00:22:20,011 --> 00:22:23,026 IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 862 00:22:23,026 --> 00:22:26,004 THEY'RE HEALTHY PEOPLE IN 863 00:22:23,026 --> 00:22:26,004 AUSTRALIA. 864 00:22:26,004 --> 00:22:28,000 ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, IT'S YOUR 865 00:22:26,004 --> 00:22:28,000 CHANCE TO STEAL. 866 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,018 YOU HAVE TO SAY THE NAME AND 867 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,018 THEN YOUR QUESTION 868 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:38,005 >> ALREADY GOT IT. 869 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:38,005 ALEXA, WHAT'S A FRUIT'S NAME 870 00:22:38,005 --> 00:22:43,026 THAT'S USED AS A NICKNAME FOR 871 00:22:38,005 --> 00:22:43,026 A PERSON FROM NEW ZEALAND? 872 00:22:43,026 --> 00:22:48,020 >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON 873 00:22:43,026 --> 00:22:48,020 THE WEB. 874 00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:51,012 ACCORDING TO ASIAONE.COM MOST 875 00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:51,012 PEOPLE ASSUME KIWI FRUIT COMES 876 00:22:51,012 --> 00:22:53,021 FROM NEW ZEALAND BECAUSE - 877 00:22:51,012 --> 00:22:53,021 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 878 00:22:53,021 --> 00:22:58,017 [ DINGS 879 00:22:53,021 --> 00:22:58,017 HOW DO YOU - 880 00:22:58,017 --> 00:22:59,027 >> IT IS ALSO A NICKNAME FOR 881 00:22:58,017 --> 00:22:59,027 ITS CITIZENS 882 00:22:59,027 --> 00:23:01,013 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 883 00:22:59,027 --> 00:23:01,013 OKAY, OKAY, ALEXA, STOP. 884 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,028 ALL RIGHT. 885 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,028 NEW ZEALAND, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT 886 00:23:02,028 --> 00:23:04,004 I MEANT. 887 00:23:02,028 --> 00:23:04,004 GOSH DARN IT 888 00:23:04,004 --> 00:23:05,020 ALL RIGHT, ONE POINT 889 00:23:04,004 --> 00:23:05,020 >> IT'S NEW ZEALAND IS NOT 890 00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:07,023 AUSTRALIA, MAN 891 00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:07,023 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW 892 00:23:07,023 --> 00:23:10,012 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT KIWI 893 00:23:07,023 --> 00:23:10,012 IN AUSTRALIA ALL OF A SUDDEN 894 00:23:10,012 --> 00:23:14,009 COME ON. 895 00:23:10,012 --> 00:23:14,009 LIVE IT UP A LITTLE BIT, MAN 896 00:23:14,009 --> 00:23:16,002 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 897 00:23:14,009 --> 00:23:16,002 >> THEY ARE TASTY. 898 00:23:16,002 --> 00:23:18,001 >> Jimmy: UH, ANTHONY, YOU'RE 899 00:23:16,002 --> 00:23:18,001 UP FOR THE NEXT ROUND. 900 00:23:18,001 --> 00:23:21,019 HERE WE GO 901 00:23:18,001 --> 00:23:21,019 THE WORD IS RECTANGLE. 902 00:23:21,019 --> 00:23:25,027 >> OKAY. 903 00:23:21,019 --> 00:23:25,027 ALEXA, WHAT DO YOU CALL 904 00:23:25,027 --> 00:23:30,011 A SQUARE WHERE TWO OF THE FOUR 905 00:23:25,027 --> 00:23:30,011 SIDES ARE LONGER THAN THE OTHER 906 00:23:30,011 --> 00:23:34,006 TWO? 907 00:23:30,011 --> 00:23:34,006 >> HMM 908 00:23:34,006 --> 00:23:36,028 I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE. 909 00:23:34,006 --> 00:23:36,028 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 910 00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:39,001 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 911 00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:39,001 >> COME ON, ALEXA. 912 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,016 >> Jimmy: BANG, THAT'S WHAT I'M 913 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,016 TALKING ABOUT. 914 00:23:40,016 --> 00:23:42,025 YEAH 915 00:23:40,016 --> 00:23:42,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 916 00:23:42,025 --> 00:23:45,007 WOOO 917 00:23:42,025 --> 00:23:45,007 THIS GAME'S AWESOME. 918 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,026 PARTY, MAN 919 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,026 ALL RIGHT. 920 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,018 RECTANGLE. 921 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,018 HOW DO I DO -- WHAT IS A 922 00:23:49,018 --> 00:23:53,005 A RECTANGLE? 923 00:23:49,018 --> 00:23:53,005 >> WHAT IS A - 924 00:23:53,005 --> 00:23:58,005 >>Jimmy: READY, ALEXA, NAME 925 00:23:53,005 --> 00:23:58,005 FIVE SHAPES. 926 00:23:58,005 --> 00:24:00,023 >> I KNOW ABOUT A NUMBER OF 927 00:23:58,005 --> 00:24:00,023 SHAPES, INCLUDING A REGULAR 928 00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:04,002 PENTAGON, A TRIANGLE, 929 00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:04,002 A TRAPEZOID, A CIRCLE, AND A 930 00:24:04,002 --> 00:24:14,007 A REGULAR HEXAGON. 931 00:24:04,002 --> 00:24:14,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 932 00:24:14,007 --> 00:24:16,016 >>Jimmy: BUT, HEY, YOU DON'T 933 00:24:14,007 --> 00:24:16,016 KNOW WHAT A RECTANGLE IS 934 00:24:16,016 --> 00:24:19,008 YOU SAY HEXAGON AND AN ABNORMAL 935 00:24:16,016 --> 00:24:19,008 PENTAGON 936 00:24:19,008 --> 00:24:25,011 WHAT THE HECK? 937 00:24:19,008 --> 00:24:25,011 ARE YOU OUT OF -- WHAT 938 00:24:25,011 --> 00:24:29,020 >> I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT. 939 00:24:25,011 --> 00:24:29,020 I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT 940 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:30,029 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 941 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:30,029 >> OKAY. 942 00:24:30,029 --> 00:24:32,025 >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO TRY IT 943 00:24:30,029 --> 00:24:32,025 >> ALEXA, WHAT'S A SHAPE THAT'S 944 00:24:32,025 --> 00:24:37,004 SIMILAR TO A SQUARE? 945 00:24:32,025 --> 00:24:37,004 >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON 946 00:24:37,004 --> 00:24:40,001 THE WEB. 947 00:24:37,004 --> 00:24:40,001 ACCORDING TO REFERENCE.COM, 948 00:24:40,001 --> 00:24:47,001 A RHOMBUS IS SIMILAR TO 949 00:24:40,001 --> 00:24:47,001 A SQUARE IN TWO WAYS 950 00:24:47,001 --> 00:24:49,014 BOTH HAVE TWO PAIRS OF PARALLEL 951 00:24:47,001 --> 00:24:49,014 SIDES, AND BOTH HAVE FOUR EQUAL 952 00:24:49,014 --> 00:24:50,019 SIDES. 953 00:24:49,014 --> 00:24:50,019 >> Jimmy: YEAH 954 00:24:50,019 --> 00:24:51,025 THANK YOU, ALEXA 955 00:24:50,019 --> 00:24:51,025 FINALLY. 956 00:24:51,025 --> 00:24:53,007 >> NO, NO, NO. 957 00:24:51,025 --> 00:24:53,007 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU JUST 958 00:24:53,007 --> 00:24:54,021 LEARNED SOMETHING, RHOMBUS 959 00:24:53,007 --> 00:24:54,021 >> IF IT HAS FOUR, THAT'S 960 00:24:54,021 --> 00:24:56,003 A SQUARE 961 00:24:54,021 --> 00:24:56,003 >> Jimmy: WORD WASN'T RHOMBUS, 962 00:24:56,003 --> 00:24:57,015 DUDE 963 00:24:56,003 --> 00:24:57,015 IT WAS RECTANGLE, SORRY. 964 00:24:57,015 --> 00:25:03,003 I KNOW MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT 965 00:24:57,015 --> 00:25:03,003 OVER THE ZOOM. 966 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:06,021 OH, ALEXA, WHAT IS THE SHAPE OF 967 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:06,021 A FOOTBALL FIELD 968 00:25:06,021 --> 00:25:09,000 >> THE GEOMETRIC SHAPE OF 969 00:25:06,021 --> 00:25:09,000 FOOTBALL PITCH, ALSO CALLED 970 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,029 FOOTBALL FIELD, IS RECTANGLE 971 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,029 [ DING ] 972 00:25:10,029 --> 00:25:15,020 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 973 00:25:10,029 --> 00:25:15,020 >> AWW 974 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:19,009 >> Jimmy: FOOTBALL PITCH 975 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:19,009 THERE YOU GO 976 00:25:19,009 --> 00:25:20,011 THAT WAS, LIKE -- THAT WAS FROM 977 00:25:19,009 --> 00:25:20,011 ENGLAND. 978 00:25:20,011 --> 00:25:22,000 FOOTBALL PITCH 979 00:25:20,011 --> 00:25:22,000 >> NO ONE SAYS FOOTBALL PITCH. 980 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,015 >> Jimmy: NO, ALEXA'S FROM -- 981 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,015 SHE'S FROM EUROPE. 982 00:25:25,015 --> 00:25:26,028 OOP, SORRY 983 00:25:25,015 --> 00:25:26,028 ALEXA, STOP. 984 00:25:26,028 --> 00:25:30,012 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 985 00:25:26,028 --> 00:25:30,012 TIE GAME 986 00:25:30,012 --> 00:25:34,007 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 987 00:25:30,012 --> 00:25:34,007 MY TURN, AGAIN 988 00:25:34,007 --> 00:25:37,020 THE WORD IS ZOMBIE 989 00:25:34,007 --> 00:25:37,020 >> OKAY. 990 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:43,003 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 991 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:43,003 UM, UH 992 00:25:43,003 --> 00:25:48,007 ALEXA, WHAT IS THE PLOT OF 993 00:25:43,003 --> 00:25:48,007 "WALKING DEAD" 994 00:25:48,007 --> 00:25:50,020 >> "THE WALKING DEAD" IS A 995 00:25:48,007 --> 00:25:50,020 A DRAMA SHOW STARRING 996 00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:54,014 ANDREW LINCOLN, NORMAN REEDUS 997 00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:54,014 AND MELISSA McBRIDE. 998 00:25:54,014 --> 00:25:56,023 SHERIFF DEPUTY RICK GRIMES 999 00:25:54,014 --> 00:25:56,023 WAKES UP FROM A COMA TO LEARN 1000 00:25:56,023 --> 00:25:58,000 THE WORLD IS IN RUINS AND MUST 1001 00:25:56,023 --> 00:25:58,000 LEAD A GROUP OF SURVIVORS TO 1002 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,020 STAY ALIVE 1003 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,020 SO FAR, NINE SEASONS HAVE 1004 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:05,023 COMPLETED. 1005 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:05,023 SEASON TEN IS CURRENTLY IN - 1006 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:07,011 >> Jimmy: ALEXA, STOP. 1007 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:07,011 I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE 1008 00:26:07,011 --> 00:26:09,024 DETAILS OF THE RERUNS, GEEZ. 1009 00:26:07,011 --> 00:26:09,024 >> "THE WALKING DEAD" IS A - 1010 00:26:09,024 --> 00:26:11,000 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, DON'T 1011 00:26:09,024 --> 00:26:11,000 START IT AGAIN 1012 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,012 ALEXA, STOP. 1013 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,012 JUST CHILL 1014 00:26:14,012 --> 00:26:15,024 >> "THE WALKING DEAD" IS - 1015 00:26:14,012 --> 00:26:15,024 >> Jimmy: ALEXA, STOP! 1016 00:26:15,024 --> 00:26:21,002 GOSH 1017 00:26:15,024 --> 00:26:21,002 >> ALEXA -- SHE GOING TO STOP 1018 00:26:21,002 --> 00:26:22,004 TALKING, BUT WHEN YOU TURN 1019 00:26:21,002 --> 00:26:22,004 AROUND, SHE GOING THE TALK 1020 00:26:22,004 --> 00:26:27,015 AGAIN. 1021 00:26:22,004 --> 00:26:27,015 >> Jimmy: YOU THINK YOU GOT 1022 00:26:27,015 --> 00:26:32,007 THIS ONE, BUD? 1023 00:26:27,015 --> 00:26:32,007 >> I THINK SO. 1024 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:35,022 ALEXA, WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEAD 1025 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:35,022 PERSON THAT EATS BRAINS? 1026 00:26:35,022 --> 00:26:40,006 >> HMM 1027 00:26:35,022 --> 00:26:40,006 I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE. 1028 00:26:40,006 --> 00:26:45,012 >> Jimmy: ALEXA, NAME THE TOP 1029 00:26:40,006 --> 00:26:45,012 FIVE SONGS BY THE CRANBERRIES. 1030 00:26:45,012 --> 00:26:48,001 >> TO JUST PLAY SONGS BY THE 1031 00:26:45,012 --> 00:26:48,001 CRANBERRIES YOU'LL NEED TO SIGN 1032 00:26:48,001 --> 00:26:51,006 UP FOR AMAZON MUSIC 1033 00:26:48,001 --> 00:26:51,006 UNLIMITED -- 1034 00:26:51,006 --> 00:26:53,028 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WILL 1035 00:26:51,006 --> 00:26:53,028 I'LL WORK ON THAT. 1036 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,010 I'LL WORK ON THAT. 1037 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,010 >> IT'S FREE FOR A FOR 30 DAYS, 1038 00:26:55,010 --> 00:26:56,010 AND THEN YOU'LL BE 1039 00:26:55,010 --> 00:26:56,010 AUTOMATICALLY CHARGED $3.99 A 1040 00:26:56,010 --> 00:26:57,022 MONTH. 1041 00:26:56,010 --> 00:26:57,022 >> Jimmy: COOL, I KNOW, WELL, I 1042 00:26:57,022 --> 00:26:59,018 CAN'T AFFORD THAT. 1043 00:26:57,022 --> 00:26:59,018 >> CANCEL ANY TIME 1044 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:01,007 >> Jimmy: I WILL 1045 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:01,007 I'LL CANCEL NOW. 1046 00:27:01,007 --> 00:27:02,024 >> TERMS IN THE ALEXA APP. 1047 00:27:01,007 --> 00:27:02,024 >> CANCEL NOW. 1048 00:27:02,024 --> 00:27:03,029 >> SHOULD I SIGN YOU UP AND 1049 00:27:02,024 --> 00:27:03,029 PLAY MUSIC BY THE CRANBERRIES? 1050 00:27:03,029 --> 00:27:05,028 >> Jimmy: NO 1051 00:27:03,029 --> 00:27:05,028 I BOUGHT YOU 1052 00:27:05,028 --> 00:27:10,023 I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON YOU. 1053 00:27:05,028 --> 00:27:10,023 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT THIS ONE? 1054 00:27:10,023 --> 00:27:18,027 >> OKAY. 1055 00:27:10,023 --> 00:27:18,027 ALEXA, WHAT IS A CHARACTER IN 1056 00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:28,021 "THE WALKING DEAD" AND THEIR 1057 00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:28,021 NAME BEGINS WITH A "Z" 1058 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:31,019 >> Jimmy: IT SHORTED OUT 1059 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:31,019 >> I THINK SHE WENT TO SLEEP 1060 00:27:31,019 --> 00:27:33,009 >> Jimmy: THERE'S SMOKE COMING 1061 00:27:31,019 --> 00:27:33,009 OUT OF IT, DUDE. 1062 00:27:33,009 --> 00:27:35,007 SHE'LL NEVER GET THAT. 1063 00:27:33,009 --> 00:27:35,007 ALEXA, WHAT'S THE NAME OF 1064 00:27:35,007 --> 00:27:39,005 A WALKING DEAD CHARACTER THAT 1065 00:27:35,007 --> 00:27:39,005 STARTS WITH A "C"? 1066 00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:42,023 >> A "Z. 1067 00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:42,023 >> Jimmy: OH 1068 00:27:42,023 --> 00:27:44,001 >> THE ORIGIN OF SEA IS CLOSELY 1069 00:27:42,023 --> 00:27:44,001 TIED TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE 1070 00:27:44,001 --> 00:27:46,001 UNIT'S OPERATING SYSTEM. 1071 00:27:44,001 --> 00:27:46,001 >> NO. 1072 00:27:46,001 --> 00:27:48,011 YOU SAID THE QUESTION WRONG, 1073 00:27:46,001 --> 00:27:48,011 MAN. 1074 00:27:48,011 --> 00:27:51,023 >> Jimmy: ALEXA -- ALEXA, STOP 1075 00:27:48,011 --> 00:27:51,023 ALEXA, WHO ARE THE DIRECTORS OF 1076 00:27:51,023 --> 00:27:56,005 THE HALLOWEEN MOVIES 1077 00:27:51,023 --> 00:27:56,005 >> I KNOW ABOUT 34 HALLOWEEN 1078 00:27:56,005 --> 00:27:57,007 MOVIES, INCLUDING "HALLOWEEN" 1079 00:27:56,005 --> 00:27:57,007 WHICH WAS DIRECTED BY 1080 00:27:57,007 --> 00:28:00,021 JOHN CARPENTER 1081 00:27:57,007 --> 00:28:00,021 >> Jimmy: SURE 1082 00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:03,004 >> "HALLOWEEN" WHICH WAS 1083 00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:03,004 DIRECTED BY DAVID GORDON GREEN 1084 00:28:03,004 --> 00:28:04,016 "HALLOWEEN" WHICH WAS DIRECTED 1085 00:28:03,004 --> 00:28:04,016 BY ROB ZOMBIE. 1086 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:10,007 [ DINGS 1087 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:10,007 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1088 00:28:10,007 --> 00:28:11,029 ALEXA, STOP. 1089 00:28:10,007 --> 00:28:11,029 THANK YOU, ROB ZOMBIE. 1090 00:28:11,029 --> 00:28:15,007 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1091 00:28:11,029 --> 00:28:15,007 ANTHONY, I LOVE YOU, BUDDY 1092 00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:16,007 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON 1093 00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:16,007 THE SHOW 1094 00:28:16,007 --> 00:28:22,014 YOU ARE THE GREATEST 1095 00:28:16,007 --> 00:28:22,014 UH, EVERYONE CHECK OUT "OUTSIDE 1096 00:28:22,014 --> 00:28:24,013 THE WIRE" PREMIERING ON NETFLIX 1097 00:28:22,014 --> 00:28:24,013 TOMORROW 1098 00:28:24,013 --> 00:28:25,019 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 1099 00:28:24,013 --> 00:28:25,019 BREAK. 1100 00:28:25,019 --> 00:28:28,008 >> I DID NOT LOSE. 1101 00:28:25,019 --> 00:28:28,008 YOU ASKED MY QUESTION WRONG. 1102 00:28:28,008 --> 00:28:42,006 ♪ 1103 00:28:28,008 --> 00:28:42,006 ♪ 1104 00:28:42,006 --> 00:28:45,024 >>> MY NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY 1105 00:28:42,006 --> 00:28:45,024 WINNER AND A TONY-NOMINATED 1106 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:47,021 ACTRESS WHO HAS RECEIVED RAVE 1107 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:47,021 REVIEWS FOR HER PERFORMANCE IN 1108 00:28:47,021 --> 00:28:50,016 THE MOVIE "PALM SPRINGS." WHICH 1109 00:28:47,021 --> 00:28:50,016 IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU 1110 00:28:50,016 --> 00:28:52,028 PLEASE WELCOME TO THE SHOW 1111 00:28:50,016 --> 00:28:52,028 CRISTIN MILIOTI. 1112 00:28:52,028 --> 00:29:09,017 ♪ 1113 00:28:52,028 --> 00:29:09,017 ♪ 1114 00:29:09,017 --> 00:29:11,020 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 1115 00:29:09,017 --> 00:29:11,020 I'M SO HAPPY 1116 00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:13,019 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 1117 00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:13,019 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME 1118 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:15,001 >> Jimmy: IN STUDIO. 1119 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:15,001 I APPRECIATE THIS. 1120 00:29:15,001 --> 00:29:18,019 >> OH MY GOD, MY PLEASURE. 1121 00:29:15,001 --> 00:29:18,019 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU 1122 00:29:18,019 --> 00:29:20,012 ABOUT A BUNCH OF THINGS, BUT 1123 00:29:18,019 --> 00:29:20,012 LET'S START WITH THIS -- YOU 1124 00:29:20,012 --> 00:29:22,024 HAVE A NEW SINGLE OUT. 1125 00:29:20,012 --> 00:29:22,024 >> YEAH. 1126 00:29:22,024 --> 00:29:24,003 THAT'S VERY COOL TO SEE YOU DO 1127 00:29:22,024 --> 00:29:24,003 THAT 1128 00:29:24,003 --> 00:29:27,019 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY 1129 00:29:24,003 --> 00:29:27,019 >> YEAH, IT'S VERY, VERY COOL. 1130 00:29:27,019 --> 00:29:29,001 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE AN AMAZING 1131 00:29:27,019 --> 00:29:29,001 SINGER 1132 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,021 >> THANKS. 1133 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,021 THANK YOU. 1134 00:29:30,021 --> 00:29:32,013 YEAH, I JUST RELEASED IT THIS 1135 00:29:30,021 --> 00:29:32,013 WEEK 1136 00:29:32,013 --> 00:29:35,018 THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE 1137 00:29:32,013 --> 00:29:35,018 SONGS OF ALL TIME. 1138 00:29:35,018 --> 00:29:39,009 >> Jimmy: DO I KNOW IT 1139 00:29:35,018 --> 00:29:39,009 >> BON IVER OFF OF "22, 1140 00:29:39,009 --> 00:29:41,005 A MILLION," WHICH IS AN ALBUM. 1141 00:29:39,009 --> 00:29:41,005 IT WAS NOT THE LAST ONE, BUT 1142 00:29:41,005 --> 00:29:44,013 THE ONE BEFORE 1143 00:29:41,005 --> 00:29:44,013 BUT I WOULD PLAY IT JUST ALONE 1144 00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:48,018 ON PIANO, AND SOMETIMES WITH A 1145 00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:48,018 A CELLIST, AND FOR THIS I USED 1146 00:29:48,018 --> 00:29:51,020 JUST ME ON PIANO, AND A CELLO 1147 00:29:48,018 --> 00:29:51,020 PLAYER, AND THEN AN ARP 2600 1148 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:53,005 WHICH IS, LIKE, THIS OLD 1149 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:53,005 SYNTHESIZER. 1150 00:29:53,005 --> 00:29:55,011 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT WAS THAT? 1151 00:29:53,005 --> 00:29:55,011 >> IT'S WHAT THEY USED TO MAKE 1152 00:29:55,011 --> 00:29:57,020 THE SOUNDS FOR R2 D2, BUT IT 1153 00:29:55,011 --> 00:29:57,020 DOESN'T SOUND LIKE R2 D2 1154 00:29:57,020 --> 00:30:01,021 >> Jimmy: NO, IT DOESN'T 1155 00:29:57,020 --> 00:30:01,021 715 CREEPS 1156 00:30:01,021 --> 00:30:03,011 IT IS BEAUTIFUL, BY THE WAY. 1157 00:30:01,021 --> 00:30:03,011 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL VOICE 1158 00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:05,020 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 1159 00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:05,020 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SINGING 1160 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:08,009 LONGER THAN YOU HAVE BEEN 1161 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:08,009 ACTING, IS THAT CORRECT? 1162 00:30:08,009 --> 00:30:10,008 >> YES, I SANG BEFORE I EVER 1163 00:30:08,009 --> 00:30:10,008 ACTED. 1164 00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:11,024 >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR 1165 00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:11,024 FIRST SINGING GIG? 1166 00:30:11,024 --> 00:30:14,003 >> YES 1167 00:30:11,024 --> 00:30:14,003 I WAS A SINGER AT HERSHEY PARK 1168 00:30:14,003 --> 00:30:18,004 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1169 00:30:14,003 --> 00:30:18,004 REALLY 1170 00:30:18,004 --> 00:30:19,013 >> YEAH, JUST LIKE THE - 1171 00:30:18,004 --> 00:30:19,013 >> Jimmy: LIKE, UP THE PEOPLE 1172 00:30:19,013 --> 00:30:23,008 KIND OF THING? 1173 00:30:19,013 --> 00:30:23,008 >> KINDA, BUT FOR CHOCOLATE. 1174 00:30:23,008 --> 00:30:28,009 AND YOU WOULD -- THEY'D HAVE 1175 00:30:23,008 --> 00:30:28,009 THESE SHOWS IN THE THEME PARK, 1176 00:30:28,009 --> 00:30:29,011 AND YOU DO FIVE SHOWS A DAY SIX 1177 00:30:28,009 --> 00:30:29,011 DAYS A WEEK. 1178 00:30:29,011 --> 00:30:33,003 AND IT'S LIKE EACH SHOW IS 1179 00:30:29,011 --> 00:30:33,003 40 MINUTES, AND YOU COME OUT 1180 00:30:33,003 --> 00:30:35,019 FOR AN AUDIENCE OF LIKE THREE 1181 00:30:33,003 --> 00:30:35,019 PEOPLE WHO HAVE COME INSIDE TO 1182 00:30:35,019 --> 00:30:38,014 GET AIR-CONDITIONING 1183 00:30:35,019 --> 00:30:38,014 AND YOU COME IN AND YOU'RE 1184 00:30:38,014 --> 00:30:41,000 LIKE -- I HAD, LIKE, A GIANT 1185 00:30:38,014 --> 00:30:41,000 BASKETBALL HAT WITH A SOLAR 1186 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,014 SYSTEM AND MY NAME WAS TEEN 1187 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,014 GIRL KID 1188 00:30:44,014 --> 00:30:48,013 AND I WOULD, LIKE, COME OUT AND 1189 00:30:44,014 --> 00:30:48,013 SING 1190 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,018 >> Jimmy: TEEN GIRL -- LET'S 1191 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,018 SEE WHAT TEEN GIRL KID HAS TO 1192 00:30:49,018 --> 00:30:53,020 SAY. 1193 00:30:49,018 --> 00:30:53,020 >> THE OPENING WAS - 1194 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:56,008 ♪ LIVING IN AMERICA ♪ 1195 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:56,008 >> AND WE'D DO A WHOLE THING 1196 00:30:56,008 --> 00:30:59,016 IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING 1197 00:30:56,008 --> 00:30:59,016 AND THEN I ALSO PLAYED A JILTED 1198 00:30:59,016 --> 00:31:03,028 BRIDE. 1199 00:30:59,016 --> 00:31:03,028 >> Jimmy: REALLY 1200 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:05,007 >> YEAH, AND I SANG, "WHEN WILL 1201 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:05,007 I BE LOVED" BY LINDA RONSTADT. 1202 00:31:05,007 --> 00:31:08,018 [ LAUGHTER ] 1203 00:31:05,007 --> 00:31:08,018 YEAH, IT WAS A DARK SUMMER 1204 00:31:08,018 --> 00:31:10,005 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD WERE YOU 1205 00:31:08,018 --> 00:31:10,005 >> I WAS 18. 1206 00:31:10,005 --> 00:31:12,027 >> Jimmy: "WHEN WILL I BE 1207 00:31:10,005 --> 00:31:12,027 LOVED? 1208 00:31:12,027 --> 00:31:14,020 WAIT A LITTLE LONGER 1209 00:31:12,027 --> 00:31:14,020 YOU'RE 18. 1210 00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:17,015 >> AND YOU WOULD JUST LOSE YOUR 1211 00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:17,015 MIND 1212 00:31:17,015 --> 00:31:18,028 BECAUSE YOU DID FIVE SHOWS A 1213 00:31:17,015 --> 00:31:18,028 A DAY, SIX DAYS A WEEK, AND YOU 1214 00:31:18,028 --> 00:31:20,007 WERE THERE FOR FOUR OR FIVE 1215 00:31:18,028 --> 00:31:20,007 MONTHS 1216 00:31:20,007 --> 00:31:22,029 AND HERSHEY PARK IS QUITE FAR 1217 00:31:20,007 --> 00:31:22,029 FROM ANYTHING. 1218 00:31:22,029 --> 00:31:24,024 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1219 00:31:22,029 --> 00:31:24,024 >> AND SO THERE'S NO, UM, 1220 00:31:24,024 --> 00:31:26,027 ESCAPING 1221 00:31:24,024 --> 00:31:26,027 >> Jimmy: NO 1222 00:31:26,027 --> 00:31:28,011 >> YEAH. 1223 00:31:26,027 --> 00:31:28,011 >>Jimmy: WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO 1224 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:32,004 ENTERTAIN? 1225 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:32,004 >> I WAS VERY INTO BJORK 1226 00:31:32,004 --> 00:31:33,027 I MEAN, I'M PERPETUALLY INTO 1227 00:31:32,004 --> 00:31:33,027 BJORK. 1228 00:31:33,027 --> 00:31:36,018 THERE'S NEVER I'M TAKING A 1229 00:31:33,027 --> 00:31:36,018 A BREAK FROM BJORK 1230 00:31:36,018 --> 00:31:40,019 >> Jimmy: THERE IS NO BJORK 1231 00:31:36,018 --> 00:31:40,019 BREAKS, NO 1232 00:31:40,019 --> 00:31:43,025 >> SO SOMETIMES I WOULD DO 1233 00:31:40,019 --> 00:31:43,025 "WHEN WILL I BE LOVED" AS 1234 00:31:43,025 --> 00:31:44,029 BJORK, AND IT NEVER STUCK THE 1235 00:31:43,025 --> 00:31:44,029 LANDING. 1236 00:31:44,029 --> 00:31:47,007 NOT ONCE 1237 00:31:44,029 --> 00:31:47,007 >> Jimmy: IT JUST BOMBED 1238 00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:49,003 >> IT WOULD BOMB EVERY TIME. 1239 00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:49,003 OH, EVERYTIME. 1240 00:31:49,003 --> 00:31:50,010 BECAUSE THEY WERE SEEING A SHOW 1241 00:31:49,003 --> 00:31:50,010 THAT WAS JUST LIKE, ♪ COME ON 1242 00:31:50,010 --> 00:31:53,005 IN TO AMERICA ♪ 1243 00:31:50,010 --> 00:31:53,005 >> AND I'D COME OUT IN A BRIDE 1244 00:31:53,005 --> 00:31:59,004 COSTUME LIKE - 1245 00:31:53,005 --> 00:31:59,004 ♪ I HAVE BEEN PUT DOWN ♪ 1246 00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:01,026 [ LAUGHTER ] 1247 00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:01,026 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 1248 00:32:01,026 --> 00:32:03,002 >> YEAH. 1249 00:32:01,026 --> 00:32:03,002 LIKE - 1250 00:32:03,002 --> 00:32:05,007 ♪ I HAVE BEEN PUSHED AROUND ♪ 1251 00:32:03,002 --> 00:32:05,007 LIKE THAT. 1252 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:08,029 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, I WANT 1253 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:08,029 TO SEE THAT. 1254 00:32:08,029 --> 00:32:10,008 >> THEY THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A 1255 00:32:08,029 --> 00:32:10,008 A PANIC ATTACK OR SOMETHING. 1256 00:32:10,008 --> 00:32:11,024 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY THOUGHT 1257 00:32:10,008 --> 00:32:11,024 I DID. 1258 00:32:11,024 --> 00:32:16,022 AND I WOULD ALSO DO WEIRD, 1259 00:32:11,024 --> 00:32:16,022 LIKE, YOU KNOW -- AND TRY TO - 1260 00:32:16,022 --> 00:32:18,005 >> Jimmy: I WOULD PAY JUST TO 1261 00:32:16,022 --> 00:32:18,005 SEE THAT 1262 00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:19,024 >> Questlove: I WANT TO SEE 1263 00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:19,024 THAT NOW 1264 00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:21,023 >>Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO. 1265 00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:21,023 >> IT'S THE ONLY TIME I HAVE 1266 00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:23,023 BEEN ACTIVELY BOOED IN MY LIFE 1267 00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:23,023 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 1268 00:32:23,023 --> 00:32:25,026 >> A MAN WAS SITTING IN THE 1269 00:32:23,023 --> 00:32:25,026 FRONT ROW. 1270 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,001 HE CAME EVERY DAY, AND HE -- I 1271 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,001 CAME OUT AND HE CAME AND SAW 1272 00:32:27,001 --> 00:32:32,014 EVERY SINGLE SHOW. 1273 00:32:27,001 --> 00:32:32,014 AND I WAS DOING MY BJORK "WHEN 1274 00:32:32,014 --> 00:32:36,025 WILL I BE LOVED," AND I WAS 1275 00:32:32,014 --> 00:32:36,025 LIKE, I FORGET EXACTLY WHAT THE 1276 00:32:36,025 --> 00:32:39,028 LYRIC IS, BUT I WAS LIKE - 1277 00:32:36,025 --> 00:32:39,028 ♪ HAVE TO FIND THE REAL MAN 1278 00:32:39,028 --> 00:32:43,026 THAT I WANT FOR MINE ♪ 1279 00:32:39,028 --> 00:32:43,026 AND HE SAT IN THE FRONT ROW AND 1280 00:32:43,026 --> 00:32:46,005 AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS WAS 1281 00:32:43,026 --> 00:32:46,005 LIKE, BOO! 1282 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,010 >> Jimmy: REALLY 1283 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,010 >> LIKE THAT, YEAH 1284 00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:50,022 >> Jimmy: REALLY 1285 00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:50,022 HE THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO -- 1286 00:32:50,022 --> 00:32:52,012 HE ACTUALLY SAID BOO 1287 00:32:50,022 --> 00:32:52,012 >> DIDN'T STOP ME. 1288 00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:53,019 HE MUST HAVE THOUGHT I HAD SOME 1289 00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:53,019 DIGNITY LEFT 1290 00:32:53,019 --> 00:32:58,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 1291 00:32:53,019 --> 00:32:58,022 YEAH 1292 00:32:58,022 --> 00:33:02,004 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A BUNCH OF 1293 00:32:58,022 --> 00:33:02,004 MUSICAL FRIENDS, BUT ONE IS 1294 00:33:02,004 --> 00:33:03,009 ANDREW REYNOLDS, AND HE TOLD ME 1295 00:33:02,004 --> 00:33:03,009 YOU HAVE A SECRET -- SO 1296 00:33:03,009 --> 00:33:05,019 TALENTED AS WELL 1297 00:33:03,009 --> 00:33:05,019 >> YEAH. 1298 00:33:05,019 --> 00:33:06,022 >>Jimmy: HE TOLD ME YOU HAVE A 1299 00:33:05,019 --> 00:33:06,022 A SECRET FOR DOING AN 1300 00:33:06,022 --> 00:33:09,027 AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. 1301 00:33:06,022 --> 00:33:09,027 >> YES, I REMEMBER HE DID IT ON 1302 00:33:09,027 --> 00:33:11,025 THE SHOW, AND HE TEXTED ME AND 1303 00:33:09,027 --> 00:33:11,025 WAS LIKE, "OH, FYI 1304 00:33:11,025 --> 00:33:14,008 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 1305 00:33:11,025 --> 00:33:14,008 >> Jimmy: I TOOK YOUR BIT. 1306 00:33:14,008 --> 00:33:18,014 >> UM, BUT, YES, WE WERE 1307 00:33:14,008 --> 00:33:18,014 HANGING OUT ONE SUMMER, AND 1308 00:33:18,014 --> 00:33:20,029 I -- IF YOU CAN SAY 1309 00:33:18,014 --> 00:33:20,029 JENNIFER LOPEZ, YOU CAN DO IT. 1310 00:33:20,029 --> 00:33:22,003 YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY 1311 00:33:20,029 --> 00:33:22,003 JENNIFER LOPEZ 1312 00:33:22,003 --> 00:33:25,011 IS THE WAY YOU DO IT 1313 00:33:22,003 --> 00:33:25,011 >>Jimmy: WOW THAT IS - 1314 00:33:25,011 --> 00:33:27,020 >> SO, JENNIFER LOPEZ. 1315 00:33:25,011 --> 00:33:27,020 IT'S LIKE THE LOPEZ. 1316 00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:29,013 >>Jimmy: JENNIFER -- 1317 00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:29,013 >> LOPEZ 1318 00:33:29,013 --> 00:33:31,024 MY NAME IS JENNIFER LOPEZ AND 1319 00:33:29,013 --> 00:33:31,024 THAT IS A KNIFE. 1320 00:33:31,024 --> 00:33:35,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 1321 00:33:31,024 --> 00:33:35,025 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD TRICK. 1322 00:33:35,025 --> 00:33:37,014 I CANNOT DO AUSTRALIAN - 1323 00:33:35,025 --> 00:33:37,014 >> IT CANNOT BE USED AT EVERY 1324 00:33:37,014 --> 00:33:40,003 PARTY. 1325 00:33:37,014 --> 00:33:40,003 >> Jimmy: NO 1326 00:33:40,003 --> 00:33:41,006 I CANNOT DID THE AUSTRALIAN 1327 00:33:40,003 --> 00:33:41,006 ACCENT 1328 00:33:41,006 --> 00:33:43,008 >> IT'S A TOUGH ONE. 1329 00:33:41,006 --> 00:33:43,008 >>Jimmy: I CAN'T DO PHILLY 1330 00:33:43,008 --> 00:33:45,019 >> OH, PHILLY'S TOUGH. 1331 00:33:43,008 --> 00:33:45,019 I'M FROM PHILLY. 1332 00:33:45,019 --> 00:33:49,011 THERE'S ONE FOR THAT, TOO. 1333 00:33:45,019 --> 00:33:49,011 ARE YOU FROM PHILLY? 1334 00:33:49,011 --> 00:33:51,006 >> Jimmy: THE ROOTS. 1335 00:33:49,011 --> 00:33:51,006 >> OH, YEAH, OF COURSE, DUH! 1336 00:33:51,006 --> 00:33:53,009 >> Jimmy: WHERE THE SOUND'S 1337 00:33:51,006 --> 00:33:53,009 COMING FROM. 1338 00:33:53,009 --> 00:33:54,015 >> I HAVE A HARD TIME HEARING 1339 00:33:53,009 --> 00:33:54,015 IT SOMETIMES BECAUSE ALL MY 1340 00:33:54,015 --> 00:33:55,024 TEACHERS HAD IT GROWING UP, AND 1341 00:33:54,015 --> 00:33:55,024 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M BLOCKING IT 1342 00:33:55,024 --> 00:33:59,013 OUT. 1343 00:33:55,024 --> 00:33:59,013 BECAUSE THEY'D BE LIKE, "WELL, 1344 00:33:59,013 --> 00:34:02,008 JUST THINK OF THE GREEN LIGHT 1345 00:33:59,013 --> 00:34:02,008 ACROSS THE BAY." 1346 00:34:02,008 --> 00:34:06,000 AND I'D BE LIKE, "AH, I GUESS 1347 00:34:02,008 --> 00:34:06,000 IT'S THE AMERICAN DREAM. 1348 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:12,006 UM, BUT COCONUT WATER IS A GOOD 1349 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:12,006 ONE. 1350 00:34:12,006 --> 00:34:15,002 DOWN TO THE SHORE, WE'RE GOING 1351 00:34:12,006 --> 00:34:15,002 GET SOME COCONUT WATER 1352 00:34:15,002 --> 00:34:17,023 [ LAUGHTER ] 1353 00:34:15,002 --> 00:34:17,023 DOWN TO THE SHORE, GET SOME 1354 00:34:17,023 --> 00:34:20,005 COCONUT WATER, HIT UP THE 1355 00:34:17,023 --> 00:34:20,005 CASINOS, GO DOWN TO THE 1356 00:34:20,005 --> 00:34:22,001 CASINOS. 1357 00:34:20,005 --> 00:34:22,001 ON WEDNESDAY, TUESDAY. 1358 00:34:22,001 --> 00:34:25,006 LIKE, IT'S REALLY COCONUT 1359 00:34:22,001 --> 00:34:25,006 WATER. 1360 00:34:25,006 --> 00:34:28,001 >> Jimmy: COCONUT WATER. 1361 00:34:25,006 --> 00:34:28,001 >> TRY IT AGAIN. 1362 00:34:28,001 --> 00:34:29,027 >> Jimmy: COCONUT. 1363 00:34:28,001 --> 00:34:29,027 >> IT'S NOT COCONUT. 1364 00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:32,015 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE WORST 1365 00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:32,015 TINA FEY GETS SO MAD 1366 00:34:32,015 --> 00:34:37,026 SHE'S LIKE, "DO YOU -- 1367 00:34:32,015 --> 00:34:37,026 >> COCONUT, COCONUT. 1368 00:34:37,026 --> 00:34:39,015 LIKE, "GIVE ME A COKE. 1369 00:34:37,026 --> 00:34:39,015 >> Jimmy: COKE 1370 00:34:39,015 --> 00:34:40,021 >> THERE YOU GO. 1371 00:34:39,015 --> 00:34:40,021 COCONUT. 1372 00:34:40,021 --> 00:34:42,004 >> Jimmy: COCONUT. 1373 00:34:40,021 --> 00:34:42,004 >> WATER 1374 00:34:42,004 --> 00:34:43,019 >> Jimmy: WATER. 1375 00:34:42,004 --> 00:34:43,019 >> CLOSE 1376 00:34:43,019 --> 00:34:44,026 >> Jimmy: CLOSE. 1377 00:34:43,019 --> 00:34:44,026 LET'S TALK ABOUT "PALM 1378 00:34:44,026 --> 00:34:49,029 SPRINGS," IF YOU DON'T MIND. 1379 00:34:44,026 --> 00:34:49,029 >> NO. 1380 00:34:49,029 --> 00:34:51,002 [ LAUGHTER ] 1381 00:34:49,029 --> 00:34:51,002 >> YEAH. 1382 00:34:51,002 --> 00:34:52,028 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SO GOOD 1383 00:34:51,002 --> 00:34:52,028 >> THANKS >>Jimmy: ANDY SAMBERG 1384 00:34:52,028 --> 00:34:54,007 IS SO FANTASTIC IN IT TOO. 1385 00:34:52,028 --> 00:34:54,007 >> HE'S LOVELY 1386 00:34:54,007 --> 00:34:55,013 >> Jimmy: I LOVE EVERYTHING HE 1387 00:34:54,007 --> 00:34:55,013 DOES, BUT I TOLD HIM LIKE, 1388 00:34:55,013 --> 00:34:59,014 "ANDY, THIS IS JUST MAGIC. 1389 00:34:55,013 --> 00:34:59,014 >> OH YEAH, HE'S FANTASTIC 1390 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:02,017 >>Jimmy: BOTH OF YOU WERE 1391 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:02,017 PERFECT IN THIS. 1392 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:05,019 >> THANK YOU 1393 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:05,019 >>Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WON THE 1394 00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:06,026 CRITIC'S CHOICE SUPER AWARD, SO 1395 00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:06,026 CONGRATULATIONS FOR THAT, BY 1396 00:35:06,026 --> 00:35:08,024 THE WAY. 1397 00:35:06,026 --> 00:35:08,024 NOT TOO SHABBY 1398 00:35:08,024 --> 00:35:10,017 THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD, RIGHT 1399 00:35:08,024 --> 00:35:10,017 >> YEAH, IT FELT GOOD THANK 1400 00:35:10,017 --> 00:35:11,019 YOU. 1401 00:35:10,017 --> 00:35:11,019 >> Jimmy: THE REACTION TO THE 1402 00:35:11,019 --> 00:35:15,001 FILM, DID YOU THINK IT WAS 1403 00:35:11,019 --> 00:35:15,001 GOING TO BE THIS BIG 1404 00:35:15,001 --> 00:35:17,016 >> NO. 1405 00:35:15,001 --> 00:35:17,016 >> Jimmy: NO 1406 00:35:17,016 --> 00:35:18,023 >> NO, BECAUSE SO OFTEN YOU SET 1407 00:35:17,016 --> 00:35:18,023 OUT TO MAKE SOMETHING, AND 1408 00:35:18,023 --> 00:35:22,018 PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT 1409 00:35:18,023 --> 00:35:22,018 I GOT TO SEE IT WITH A LIVE 1410 00:35:22,018 --> 00:35:27,027 AUDIENCE BEFORE THE SHUTDOWN AT 1411 00:35:22,018 --> 00:35:27,027 SUN DANCE. 1412 00:35:27,027 --> 00:35:29,005 I KNOW LIKE, IT'S SOMETHING 1413 00:35:27,027 --> 00:35:29,005 NOW, IT WAS SPECIAL THEN, BUT 1414 00:35:29,005 --> 00:35:31,023 OBVIOUSLY IT HAS EXTRA WEIGHT. 1415 00:35:29,005 --> 00:35:31,023 AND TO SIT IN A THEATER WITH 1416 00:35:31,023 --> 00:35:36,017 300 PEOPLE, AND SEE -- I JUST 1417 00:35:31,023 --> 00:35:36,017 WATCHED THEM THE WHOLE TIME 1418 00:35:36,017 --> 00:35:39,012 LIKE A REAL, LIKE -- LIKE 1419 00:35:36,017 --> 00:35:39,012 NOSFERATU IN THE CORNER, BEING 1420 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:40,010 LIKE, "OH, YES." 1421 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:40,010 UM, BUT THEY GASPED, AND 1422 00:35:40,010 --> 00:35:41,013 LAUGHED, AND CRIED, AT 1423 00:35:40,010 --> 00:35:41,013 EVERYTHING THAT I HAD GASPED, 1424 00:35:41,013 --> 00:35:42,018 AND LAUGHED, AND CRIED AT WHEN 1425 00:35:41,013 --> 00:35:42,018 I, LIKE, READ IT ALONE IN MY 1426 00:35:42,018 --> 00:35:48,004 APARTMENT. 1427 00:35:42,018 --> 00:35:48,004 AND THAT IS SO RARE THAT THAT 1428 00:35:48,004 --> 00:35:54,001 HAPPENS. 1429 00:35:48,004 --> 00:35:54,001 >>Jimmy: YEAH. 1430 00:35:54,001 --> 00:35:55,011 >> AND THEN TO SEE IT HAVE THIS 1431 00:35:54,001 --> 00:35:55,011 LIFE THAT IT'S HAD, AND HOW 1432 00:35:55,011 --> 00:35:58,006 PEOPLE REACTED TO IT IT'S 1433 00:35:55,011 --> 00:35:58,006 JUST -- IT'S BEYOND ANYTHING I 1434 00:35:58,006 --> 00:36:00,005 COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED 1435 00:35:58,006 --> 00:36:00,005 >> Jimmy: EVERY SINGLE FRAME 1436 00:36:00,005 --> 00:36:02,013 FROM EVER SCENE, YOU JUST SCORE 1437 00:36:00,005 --> 00:36:02,013 SO PERFECT 1438 00:36:02,013 --> 00:36:05,002 AND, UH, TO DESCRIBE THE FILM, 1439 00:36:02,013 --> 00:36:05,002 I KNOW YOU LIKE PEOPLE TO GO IN 1440 00:36:05,002 --> 00:36:07,004 NOT KNOWING WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 1441 00:36:05,002 --> 00:36:07,004 >> I THINK IT'S BEST IF YOU 1442 00:36:07,004 --> 00:36:09,021 DON'T KNOW 1443 00:36:07,004 --> 00:36:09,021 ALSO THAT SUN DANCE SCREENING 1444 00:36:09,021 --> 00:36:11,020 WAS SPOILING BECAUSE NO ONE 1445 00:36:09,021 --> 00:36:11,020 KNEW WHAT IT WAS ABOUT 1446 00:36:11,020 --> 00:36:13,025 AND SO WHEN THE THING HAPPENS, 1447 00:36:11,020 --> 00:36:13,025 EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "OH, DAMN!" 1448 00:36:13,025 --> 00:36:17,010 [ LAUGHTER ] 1449 00:36:13,025 --> 00:36:17,010 >> Jimmy: AT THE SAME TIME 1450 00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:20,008 >> YEAH, THE WHOLE - 1451 00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:20,008 >> Jimmy: YEP, YEP, THERE YOU 1452 00:36:20,008 --> 00:36:21,021 GO 1453 00:36:20,008 --> 00:36:21,021 YEAH 1454 00:36:21,021 --> 00:36:24,000 IT WAS -- YEAH, ME TOO 1455 00:36:21,021 --> 00:36:24,000 I WAS LIKE, "WOW." 1456 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,029 BUT THEN IT GETS -- IT'S SO 1457 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,029 FUNNY. 1458 00:36:25,029 --> 00:36:28,008 I'LL SAY THAT. 1459 00:36:25,029 --> 00:36:28,008 IT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY. 1460 00:36:28,008 --> 00:36:29,024 I JUST DIDN'T WANT IT TO END 1461 00:36:28,008 --> 00:36:29,024 YOU'RE FANTASTIC 1462 00:36:29,024 --> 00:36:32,002 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 1463 00:36:32,002 --> 00:36:34,014 HERE'S CRISTIN MILIOTI AND 1464 00:36:32,019 --> 00:36:34,014 ANDY SAMBERG IN "PALM SPRINGS. 1465 00:36:33,028 --> 00:36:34,014 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 1466 00:36:35,011 --> 00:36:54,011 ♪ 1467 00:36:37,011 --> 00:36:54,011 ♪ 1468 00:37:04,023 --> 00:37:05,016 >> WHOO! 1469 00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:19,025 >> YES 1470 00:37:11,006 --> 00:37:19,025 >> WHOO! 1471 00:37:12,026 --> 00:37:19,025 ♪ 1472 00:37:20,022 --> 00:37:22,005 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1473 00:37:20,022 --> 00:37:22,005 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 1474 00:37:22,005 --> 00:37:24,027 WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM 1475 00:37:22,005 --> 00:37:24,027 RICO NASTY, EVERYBODY! 1476 00:37:24,027 --> 00:37:26,016 CRISTIN MILIOTI! 1477 00:37:24,027 --> 00:37:26,016 ♪ 1478 00:37:26,016 --> 00:37:45,010 ♪ 1479 00:37:26,016 --> 00:37:45,010 >> Jimmy: MAKING HER TV DEBUT, 1480 00:37:45,010 --> 00:37:52,018 PERFORMING "OHFR" FROM HER 1481 00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:52,018 ALBUM "NIGHTMARE VACATION," 1482 00:37:49,008 --> 00:37:52,018 HERE'S RICO NASTY. 1483 00:37:53,008 --> 00:38:03,020 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1484 00:37:53,008 --> 00:38:03,020 ♪ 1485 00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:06,019 ♪ OH FOR REAL 1486 00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:06,019 THEY SAID RICO PUT A 1487 00:38:06,019 --> 00:38:09,020 TEN PIECE IN HER GRILL 1488 00:38:06,019 --> 00:38:09,020 I BEEN MOVIN' HOW I WANT ♪ 1489 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:12,022 ♪ HOW YOU FEE 1490 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:12,022 I WAS TOLD TO GET IT HOW 1491 00:38:12,022 --> 00:38:15,007 YOU LIVE OH FOR REAL 1492 00:38:12,022 --> 00:38:15,007 I COULD OF GOT HER HIT ♪ 1493 00:38:15,007 --> 00:38:17,010 ♪ I LET HER LIV 1494 00:38:15,007 --> 00:38:17,010 OH FOR REA 1495 00:38:17,010 --> 00:38:19,029 OH, FOR REAL 1496 00:38:17,010 --> 00:38:19,029 HA ♪ 1497 00:38:19,029 --> 00:38:21,020 ♪ I WAS TAUGHT TO FEE 1498 00:38:19,029 --> 00:38:21,020 HOW I FEEL 1499 00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:24,020 KEEP IT REAL 1500 00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:24,020 DIAMONDS WET THEY SHOCKING ♪ 1501 00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:28,018 ♪ NECK PIECE LIKE AN EE 1502 00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:28,018 PEOPLE SAID I'M ACTING 1503 00:38:28,018 --> 00:38:30,014 DIFFERENT SINCE I GOT A DEAL 1504 00:38:28,018 --> 00:38:30,014 I JUST THINK I'M EATIN' ♪ 1505 00:38:30,014 --> 00:38:32,009 ♪ DIFFERENT MORE FOOD 1506 00:38:30,014 --> 00:38:32,009 FOR THE MEAL 1507 00:38:32,009 --> 00:38:35,027 NO MORE HAPPY MEAL 1508 00:38:32,009 --> 00:38:35,027 JUST CHAMPAGNE CHEERS ♪ 1509 00:38:35,027 --> 00:38:39,000 ♪ I USED TO NOT HAVE FANS 1510 00:38:35,027 --> 00:38:39,000 NOW I FILL UP FIELDS 1511 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,014 BOUGHT A NEW HOUSE BUT 1512 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,014 I NEED ME A BUILDING ♪ 1513 00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:45,006 ♪ I CAN'T STOP UNTI 1514 00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:45,006 I'M MAKING ME A BILLIO 1515 00:38:45,006 --> 00:38:47,021 NO AMINE WE REEL I 1516 00:38:45,006 --> 00:38:47,021 ANYBODY WHO FISHIN' AND ♪ 1517 00:38:47,021 --> 00:38:50,020 ♪ SEEKIN' OUT FOR ATTENTION 1518 00:38:47,021 --> 00:38:50,020 GEEKIN' IN THE MENTION 1519 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:53,022 PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME 1520 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:53,022 HAVE TO SMACK ♪ 1521 00:38:53,022 --> 00:38:57,001 ♪ OOH I BEEN ITCHIN 1522 00:38:53,022 --> 00:38:57,001 OH FOR REA 1523 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:59,019 THEY SAID RICO PUT A 1524 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:59,019 TEN PIECE IN HER GRILL ♪ 1525 00:38:59,019 --> 00:39:02,028 ♪ I BEEN MOVIN' HOW I WAN 1526 00:38:59,019 --> 00:39:02,028 HOW YOU FEEL 1527 00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:06,000 I WAS TOLD TO GET IT HOW 1528 00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:06,000 YOU LIVE OH FOR REAL ♪ 1529 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,015 ♪ I COULD OF GOT HER HI 1530 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,015 I LET HER LIVE 1531 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:12,003 OH FOR REAL OH FOR REAL ♪ 1532 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:12,003 ♪ I'M MAKING MONEY SMOOTHIE 1533 00:39:12,003 --> 00:39:14,025 BLEND IT U 1534 00:39:12,003 --> 00:39:14,025 I'M STEADY MIXIN 1535 00:39:14,025 --> 00:39:18,006 LIKE I GOT THE BALL ♪ 1536 00:39:14,025 --> 00:39:18,006 ♪ GO TO THE MALL AN 1537 00:39:18,006 --> 00:39:22,024 THEY STEADY BLITZING 1538 00:39:18,006 --> 00:39:22,024 THEY WANTING PICTURES AN 1539 00:39:22,024 --> 00:39:24,013 THEY WANNA KNOW ♪ 1540 00:39:22,024 --> 00:39:24,013 ♪ JUST HOW I'M LIVING 1541 00:39:24,013 --> 00:39:25,029 WHAT I MAKE A SHOW 1542 00:39:24,013 --> 00:39:25,029 VERSUS YOU IS 1543 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,018 BIG DIGIT DIFFERENCE ♪ 1544 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,018 ♪ I DO THE SAME THING 1545 00:39:27,018 --> 00:39:29,012 THAT YOU DO IT'S JUS 1546 00:39:27,018 --> 00:39:29,012 WITH ME THEY FEEL IT 1547 00:39:29,012 --> 00:39:31,001 OH YOU MAD THAT YOU ♪ 1548 00:39:29,012 --> 00:39:31,001 ♪ CAN'T HURT MY POCKETS 1549 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:32,023 OR MY FEELINGS 1550 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:32,023 WHEN I ASK YOU WHA 1551 00:39:32,023 --> 00:39:34,009 THE ISSUE IS ♪ 1552 00:39:32,023 --> 00:39:34,009 ♪ YOU HARD OF HEARING 1553 00:39:34,009 --> 00:39:36,011 I BEEN SINNIN' LATEL 1554 00:39:34,009 --> 00:39:36,011 BUT I'M STILL GOD FEARIN 1555 00:39:36,011 --> 00:39:40,022 THEY SAID RICO PUT A ♪ 1556 00:39:36,011 --> 00:39:40,022 ♪ TEN PIECE IN HER GRIL 1557 00:39:40,022 --> 00:39:42,011 I BEEN MOVIN' HOW I WANT 1558 00:39:40,022 --> 00:39:42,011 HOW YOU FEEL 1559 00:39:42,011 --> 00:39:46,000 I WAS TOLD TO GET IT HOW ♪ 1560 00:39:42,011 --> 00:39:46,000 ♪ YOU LIVE OH FOR REA 1561 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,012 I COULD OF GOT HER HIT 1562 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,012 I LET HER LIVE 1563 00:39:47,012 --> 00:39:48,028 OH FOR REAL ♪ 1564 00:39:47,012 --> 00:39:48,028 ♪ OH FOR REAL 1565 00:39:48,028 --> 00:39:52,029 HA WOAH ♪ 1566 00:39:48,028 --> 00:39:52,029 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1567 00:39:52,029 --> 00:39:56,001 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 1568 00:39:52,029 --> 00:39:56,001 RICO NASTY 1569 00:39:56,001 --> 00:39:59,019 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE 1570 00:39:56,001 --> 00:39:59,019 COME BACK, EVERYBODY 1571 00:39:59,019 --> 00:40:13,023 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1572 00:39:59,019 --> 00:40:13,023 ♪ 1573 00:40:13,023 --> 00:40:15,012 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 1574 00:40:13,023 --> 00:40:15,012 ANTHONY MACKIE, 1575 00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:19,017 CRISTIN MILIOTI! 1576 00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:19,017 RICO NASTY, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT 1577 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:21,025 THERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 1578 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:21,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1579 00:40:21,025 --> 00:40:23,021 THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING 1580 00:40:21,025 --> 00:40:23,021 STAY SAFE OUT THERE. 1581 00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:25,004 WASH YOUR HANDS. 1582 00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:25,004 DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. 1583 00:40:25,004 --> 00:40:26,020 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1584 00:40:25,004 --> 00:40:26,020 SETH MEYERS. 1585 00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:27,026 GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! 1586 00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:27,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1587 00:40:27,026 --> 00:40:51,001 ♪ 1588 00:40:27,026 --> 00:40:51,001 ♪