1 00:00:25,003 --> 00:00:26,018 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER 2 00:00:25,003 --> 00:00:26,018 CENTER IN THE HEART OF 3 00:00:26,018 --> 00:00:28,008 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S 4 00:00:26,018 --> 00:00:28,008 "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 5 00:00:28,008 --> 00:00:30,010 JIMMY FALLON." 6 00:00:28,008 --> 00:00:30,010 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 7 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:32,019 GUESTS - 8 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:32,019 ANNE HATHAWAY, 9 00:00:32,019 --> 00:00:37,007 LILLY SINGH, 10 00:00:32,019 --> 00:00:37,007 MUSICAL GUEST JAZMINE SULLIVAN 11 00:00:37,007 --> 00:00:37,024 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 12 00:00:37,024 --> 00:00:41,001 ROOTS CREW 13 00:00:39,013 --> 00:00:41,001 AND NOW HERE HE IS, 14 00:00:40,022 --> 00:00:41,001 JIMMY FALLON 15 00:00:42,005 --> 00:00:51,007 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:00:42,005 --> 00:00:51,007 ♪ 17 00:00:51,007 --> 00:00:54,002 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 18 00:00:51,007 --> 00:00:54,002 HELLO. 19 00:00:54,002 --> 00:01:00,028 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 20 00:00:54,002 --> 00:01:00,028 WOW, THANK YOU 21 00:01:00,028 --> 00:01:02,011 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK 22 00:01:00,028 --> 00:01:02,011 YOU, EVERYBODY 23 00:01:02,011 --> 00:01:05,003 THANK YOU. 24 00:01:02,011 --> 00:01:05,003 SOUNDING GREAT, GUYS 25 00:01:05,003 --> 00:01:07,026 SOUNDING GREAT 26 00:01:05,003 --> 00:01:07,026 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 27 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:12,016 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 28 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:12,016 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 29 00:01:12,016 --> 00:01:17,007 WELL, GUYS, TODAY PRESIDENT 30 00:01:12,016 --> 00:01:17,007 TRUMP VISITED A TOWN IN TEXAS 31 00:01:17,007 --> 00:01:18,026 TO MARK THE COMPLETION OF THE 32 00:01:17,007 --> 00:01:18,026 MORE THAN 400 MILES OF BORDER 33 00:01:18,026 --> 00:01:21,002 WALL 34 00:01:18,026 --> 00:01:21,002 WHEN THEY HEARD TRUMP WAS 35 00:01:21,002 --> 00:01:23,024 COMING TO THE BORDER, MEXICO 36 00:01:21,002 --> 00:01:23,024 WAS LIKE, "THANK GOD THAT WALL 37 00:01:23,024 --> 00:01:26,016 IS HERE. 38 00:01:23,024 --> 00:01:26,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:01:26,016 --> 00:01:29,004 YEAH, WHAT A TIME TO CELEBRATE 40 00:01:26,016 --> 00:01:29,004 THE EFFECTIVENESS OF A WALL, 41 00:01:29,004 --> 00:01:34,002 SIX DAYS AFTER THIS HAPPENED 42 00:01:29,004 --> 00:01:34,002 [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:01:34,002 --> 00:01:36,014 YOU KNOW YOUR PRESIDENCY IS OFF 44 00:01:34,002 --> 00:01:36,014 THE RAILS WHEN YOU HAVE TO 45 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:38,026 DISTRACT FROM YOUR ATTEMPTED 46 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:38,026 COUP WITH YOUR GIANT SYMBOL OF 47 00:01:38,026 --> 00:01:42,018 RACISM 48 00:01:38,026 --> 00:01:42,018 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 49 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:44,027 BUT THIS WAS INTERESTING, WHEN 50 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:44,027 ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING THERE, 51 00:01:44,027 --> 00:01:46,016 TRUMP SAID, "I'M JUST PLANNING 52 00:01:44,027 --> 00:01:46,016 MY ESCAPE. 53 00:01:46,016 --> 00:01:49,028 [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:01:46,016 --> 00:01:49,028 THAT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD ROUTE 55 00:01:49,028 --> 00:01:52,016 MEANWHILE, THE WALL ONLY 56 00:01:49,028 --> 00:01:52,016 COVERS 20% OF THE U.S./MEXICO 57 00:01:52,016 --> 00:01:54,029 BORDER 58 00:01:52,016 --> 00:01:54,029 20%. 59 00:01:54,029 --> 00:01:57,027 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 60 00:01:54,029 --> 00:01:57,027 IF YOU ORDERED A PIZZA, AND 61 00:01:57,027 --> 00:02:00,022 ONLY GOT 1 1/2 SLICES, WOULD 62 00:01:57,027 --> 00:02:00,022 YOU HAVE A GOOD YELP REVIEW OF 63 00:02:00,022 --> 00:02:04,007 THERE? 64 00:02:00,022 --> 00:02:04,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 65 00:02:04,007 --> 00:02:07,015 YUP, TRUMP VISITED THE BORDER 66 00:02:04,007 --> 00:02:07,015 IN THE TOWN OF ALAMO, TEXAS. 67 00:02:07,015 --> 00:02:10,004 HE WAS LIKE, "THANKS TO ME, 68 00:02:07,015 --> 00:02:10,004 EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER ALAMO." 69 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:13,019 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 70 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:13,019 IN THE END, TRUMP DIDN'T FINISH 71 00:02:13,019 --> 00:02:16,012 BUILDING THE WALL. 72 00:02:13,019 --> 00:02:16,012 AND MEXICO NEVER PAID FOR IT 73 00:02:16,012 --> 00:02:17,018 BUT OTHER THAN THAT, PRETTY 74 00:02:16,012 --> 00:02:17,018 GOOD 75 00:02:17,018 --> 00:02:19,020 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 76 00:02:17,018 --> 00:02:19,020 PRETTY GOOD. 77 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:22,015 YOU GUYS HAVING FUN? 78 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:22,015 YOU GUYS HAVING A GOOD TIME? 79 00:02:22,015 --> 00:02:25,023 GREAT. 80 00:02:22,015 --> 00:02:25,023 [ APPLAUSE ] 81 00:02:25,023 --> 00:02:28,015 WHILE TRUMP WAS AT THE BORDER, 82 00:02:25,023 --> 00:02:28,015 HE ENGAGED IN ONE OF HIS 83 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:30,014 FAVORITE TRADITIONS, AND SIGNED 84 00:02:29,011 --> 00:02:30,014 A SECTION OF THE WALL. 85 00:02:30,004 --> 00:02:30,014 WATCH THIS 86 00:02:40,019 --> 00:02:42,008 TRUMP WAS LIKE, "OKAY, WALL, 87 00:02:40,019 --> 00:02:42,008 YOU'RE NOW OFFICIALLY 88 00:02:42,008 --> 00:02:45,029 PARDONED." 89 00:02:42,008 --> 00:02:45,029 [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:02:45,029 --> 00:02:48,016 RIGHT NOW, WRITING ON HIS 91 00:02:45,029 --> 00:02:48,016 BORDER WALL IS THE ONLY PLACE 92 00:02:48,016 --> 00:02:49,024 WHERE TRUMP IS ALLOWED TO POST 93 00:02:48,016 --> 00:02:49,024 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 94 00:02:49,024 --> 00:03:07,003 ♪ 95 00:02:49,024 --> 00:03:07,003 SO THAT'S TWO CRIMES HE'S 96 00:03:07,003 --> 00:03:08,019 COMMITTED IN THE PAST WEEK 97 00:03:07,003 --> 00:03:08,019 INCITEMENT OF A RIOT AND 98 00:03:08,019 --> 00:03:11,011 GRAFFITI 99 00:03:08,019 --> 00:03:11,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 100 00:03:11,011 --> 00:03:13,010 TIMES ARE TOUGH FOR TRUMP RIGHT 101 00:03:11,011 --> 00:03:13,010 NOW. 102 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:15,019 AFTER HE DEFACED THE WALL, HE 103 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:15,019 WAS SENT TO LIVE WITH HIS 104 00:03:15,019 --> 00:03:20,005 AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL AIR. 105 00:03:15,019 --> 00:03:20,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 106 00:03:20,005 --> 00:03:22,019 BEFORE LEAVING TO GO VISIT THE 107 00:03:20,005 --> 00:03:22,019 WALL, TRUMP SPOKE TO REPORTERS 108 00:03:22,019 --> 00:03:24,018 AND WAS ASKED ABOUT THE RIOT AT 109 00:03:23,014 --> 00:03:24,018 THE CAPITOL. 110 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:24,018 LISTEN TO THIS 111 00:03:27,002 --> 00:03:29,011 HAPPENED AT THE CAPITOL? 112 00:03:27,002 --> 00:03:29,011 WHAT IS YOUR PERSONAL 113 00:03:29,011 --> 00:03:32,006 RESPONSIBILITY 114 00:03:29,011 --> 00:03:32,006 >> SO IF YOU READ MY SPEECH, 115 00:03:32,006 --> 00:03:35,021 AND MANY PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT 116 00:03:32,006 --> 00:03:35,021 IT'S BEEN ANALYZED AND PEOPLE 117 00:03:35,021 --> 00:03:39,022 THOUGHT THAT WHAT I SAID WAS 118 00:03:35,021 --> 00:03:39,022 TOTALLY APPROPRIATE. 119 00:03:39,022 --> 00:03:42,004 >> Jimmy: I JUST GOT TO QUOTE 120 00:03:39,022 --> 00:03:42,004 SEINFELD AND SAY, "WHO ARE 121 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:44,020 THESE PEOPLE 122 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:44,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 123 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:48,008 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?" 124 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:48,008 "THEY'RE THE PEOPLE OF --" 125 00:03:48,008 --> 00:03:52,006 "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 126 00:03:48,008 --> 00:03:52,006 BY THE WAY, THAT WASN'T A JET 127 00:03:52,006 --> 00:03:54,013 ENGINE IN THE BACKGROUND 128 00:03:52,006 --> 00:03:54,013 THAT WAS 300 MILLION AMERICANS 129 00:03:54,013 --> 00:03:56,028 SIGHING AT THE SAME TIME 130 00:03:54,013 --> 00:03:56,028 [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:59,023 AND THIS IS BIG. 132 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:59,023 LAST NIGHT, TRUMP AND VICE 133 00:03:59,023 --> 00:04:02,019 PRESIDENT PENCE MET IN PERSON 134 00:03:59,023 --> 00:04:02,019 INSIDE THE OVAL OFFICE, MARKING 135 00:04:02,019 --> 00:04:06,008 THE FIRST TIME THEY HAD SPOKEN 136 00:04:02,019 --> 00:04:06,008 SINCE LAST WEEK'S RIOT 137 00:04:06,008 --> 00:04:10,009 THINGS QUICKLY GOT OFF TO AN 138 00:04:06,008 --> 00:04:10,009 AWKWARD START, WHEN TRUMP SAID, 139 00:04:10,009 --> 00:04:11,028 "SO, I THINK SOMEONE OWES ME AN 140 00:04:10,009 --> 00:04:11,028 APOLOGY. 141 00:04:11,028 --> 00:04:16,006 [ LAUGHTER ] 142 00:04:11,028 --> 00:04:16,006 YEAH, WE'VE ALL BEEN IN PENCE'S 143 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:17,025 SHOES, THOUGH. 144 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:17,025 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 145 00:04:17,025 --> 00:04:20,004 THAT UNCOMFORTABLE MEETING WITH 146 00:04:17,025 --> 00:04:20,004 YOUR BOSS AFTER HE SENDS A 147 00:04:20,004 --> 00:04:21,019 A CRAZED MOB OF VENGEFUL 148 00:04:20,004 --> 00:04:21,019 RIOTERS TO ZIP TIE YOU 149 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:29,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 150 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:29,016 [ APPLAUSE ] 151 00:04:29,016 --> 00:04:32,012 BUT TRUMP TRIED TO MAKE NICE 152 00:04:29,016 --> 00:04:32,012 HE EVEN GAVE PENCE A "SORRY I 153 00:04:32,012 --> 00:04:34,007 ALMOST GOT YOU KILLED" MEAT AND 154 00:04:32,012 --> 00:04:34,007 CHEESE PLATTER FROM HARRY AND 155 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:39,001 DAVID. 156 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:39,001 [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:04:39,001 --> 00:04:41,014 I NEVER SAW THAT IN THE 158 00:04:39,001 --> 00:04:41,014 PAMPHLET 159 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,022 WELL, SPEAKING OF THE VICE 160 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,022 PRESIDENT, EARLIER TONIGHT, THE 161 00:04:43,022 --> 00:04:45,028 HOUSE VOTED ON A RESOLUTION 162 00:04:43,022 --> 00:04:45,028 URGING PENCE TO INVOKE THE 25th 163 00:04:45,028 --> 00:04:49,023 AMENDMENT. 164 00:04:45,028 --> 00:04:49,023 IT'S A TOUGH CHOICE FOR PENCE, 165 00:04:49,023 --> 00:04:53,018 INVOKE THE 25th AND HAVE MAGA 166 00:04:49,023 --> 00:04:53,018 NATION HATE YOU, OR REFUSE AND 167 00:04:53,018 --> 00:04:55,013 STILL HAVE MAGA NATION HATE 168 00:04:53,018 --> 00:04:55,013 YOU. 169 00:04:55,013 --> 00:04:57,022 YOU COULD TELL PENCE WAS 170 00:04:55,013 --> 00:04:57,022 NERVOUS, BECAUSE HE SPENT ALL 171 00:04:57,022 --> 00:04:59,011 DAY SLAMMING MILKS LIKE IT WAS 172 00:04:57,022 --> 00:04:59,011 FRIDAY AT 5:00 P.M 173 00:04:59,011 --> 00:05:05,003 [ LAUGHTER ] 174 00:04:59,011 --> 00:05:05,003 YUP, MIKE PENCE IS BEING CALLED 175 00:05:05,003 --> 00:05:07,025 ON TO INVOKE THE 25th AMENDMENT 176 00:05:05,003 --> 00:05:07,025 AND TRUMP IS NOT HAPPY 177 00:05:07,025 --> 00:05:10,007 BUT I'M NOT SURE TRUMP 178 00:05:07,025 --> 00:05:10,007 UNDERSTANDS WHAT THE 25th 179 00:05:10,007 --> 00:05:12,019 AMENDMENT ACTUALLY DOES. 180 00:05:10,007 --> 00:05:12,019 TO BE HONEST, I'M NOT SURE IF 181 00:05:12,019 --> 00:05:14,005 HE KNOWS WHAT MOST AMENDMENTS 182 00:05:12,019 --> 00:05:14,005 DO 183 00:05:14,005 --> 00:05:17,028 FOR EXAMPLE. 184 00:05:14,005 --> 00:05:17,028 >> Tariq: OH, HERE WE GO 185 00:05:17,028 --> 00:05:21,027 >> Jimmy: TARIQ, WHAT'S UP 186 00:05:17,028 --> 00:05:21,027 >> Tariq: LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE 187 00:05:21,027 --> 00:05:23,019 GOING TO MAKE FUN OF TRUMP FOR 188 00:05:21,027 --> 00:05:23,019 NOT KNOWING WHAT ANY OF THE 189 00:05:23,019 --> 00:05:26,004 AMENDMENTS MEAN. 190 00:05:23,019 --> 00:05:26,004 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH, THAT 191 00:05:26,004 --> 00:05:29,006 WAS THE PLAN 192 00:05:26,004 --> 00:05:29,006 >> Tariq: AND EACH JOKE, IT 193 00:05:29,006 --> 00:05:31,021 WILL POP UP AS A GRAPHIC SO 194 00:05:29,006 --> 00:05:31,021 EVERYONE CAN SEE IT AND LAUGH 195 00:05:31,021 --> 00:05:36,006 ABOUT IT 196 00:05:31,021 --> 00:05:36,006 [ LAUGHTER ] 197 00:05:36,006 --> 00:05:39,005 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 198 00:05:36,006 --> 00:05:39,005 I DO COMEDY. 199 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:42,013 >> Tariq: I KNOW EXACTLY HOW 200 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:42,013 THIS WILL GO DOWN. 201 00:05:42,013 --> 00:05:44,022 SO THE TOP OF THE SCREEN WILL 202 00:05:42,013 --> 00:05:44,022 SAY THE NAME OF THE AMENDMENT, 203 00:05:44,022 --> 00:05:47,004 LIKE THE FIRST AMENDMENT 204 00:05:44,022 --> 00:05:47,004 THEN UNDER THAT, YOU'LL SAY 205 00:05:47,004 --> 00:05:50,012 WHAT TRUMP THINKS IT MEANS, 206 00:05:47,004 --> 00:05:50,012 LIKE HE THINKS THE FIRST 207 00:05:50,012 --> 00:05:52,001 AMENDMENT IS DON'T TALK ABOUT 208 00:05:50,012 --> 00:05:52,001 FIGHT CLUB 209 00:05:52,001 --> 00:05:54,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 210 00:05:52,001 --> 00:05:54,011 OR YOU'LL SHOW THE 5th 211 00:05:54,011 --> 00:05:58,021 AMENDMENT, AND TRUMP KNOWS THAT 212 00:05:54,011 --> 00:05:58,021 ONE AS THE THING MY LAWYER 213 00:05:58,021 --> 00:06:02,003 TELLS ME TO PLEAD. 214 00:05:58,021 --> 00:06:02,003 >> Jimmy: YEAH 215 00:06:02,003 --> 00:06:03,025 >> Tariq: AND THEN YOU DO, 216 00:06:02,003 --> 00:06:03,025 LIKE, THE 7th AMENDMENT OR 217 00:06:03,025 --> 00:06:05,027 SOMETHING. 218 00:06:03,025 --> 00:06:05,027 AND TRUMP THINKS THAT ONE IS, 219 00:06:05,027 --> 00:06:09,017 IF IT'S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW. 220 00:06:05,027 --> 00:06:09,017 IF IT'S BROWN, FLUSH IT DOWN 221 00:06:09,017 --> 00:06:10,019 [ LAUGHTER ] 222 00:06:09,017 --> 00:06:10,019 [ APPLAUSE ] 223 00:06:10,019 --> 00:06:12,012 >> Jimmy: YEAH 224 00:06:10,019 --> 00:06:12,012 YEAH 225 00:06:12,012 --> 00:06:14,017 >> Tariq: AND THEN YOU'LL 226 00:06:12,012 --> 00:06:14,017 FINISH IT OFF WITH THE 25th 227 00:06:14,017 --> 00:06:17,012 AMENDMENT, WHICH TRUMP THINKS 228 00:06:14,017 --> 00:06:17,012 IS, GUAC IS EXTRA. 229 00:06:17,012 --> 00:06:20,008 >> Jimmy: YEAH 230 00:06:17,012 --> 00:06:20,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 231 00:06:20,008 --> 00:06:21,014 >> Tariq: IS THAT HOW IT'S 232 00:06:20,008 --> 00:06:21,014 GOING TO GO? 233 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:24,009 >> Jimmy: YEAH 234 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:24,009 YOU NAILED IT. 235 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,004 >> Tariq: SEEMS LIKE A FUN BIT 236 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,004 YOU SHOULD DO IT 237 00:06:26,004 --> 00:06:36,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 238 00:06:26,004 --> 00:06:36,009 [ APPLAUSE ] 239 00:06:36,009 --> 00:06:38,015 >> Jimmy: GREAT, WE'LL DO IT 240 00:06:36,009 --> 00:06:38,015 TOMORROW 241 00:06:38,015 --> 00:06:39,014 >> Tariq: LOOKING FORWARD TO 242 00:06:38,015 --> 00:06:39,014 IT 243 00:06:39,014 --> 00:06:44,003 [ LAUGHTER ] 244 00:06:39,014 --> 00:06:44,003 >> Jimmy: WELL, LOTS OF PEOPLE 245 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:46,018 ARE DISTANCING THEMSELVES FROM 246 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:46,018 THE PRESIDENT, INCLUDING 247 00:06:46,018 --> 00:06:49,004 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS HEAD COACH 248 00:06:46,018 --> 00:06:49,004 BILL BELICHICK 249 00:06:49,004 --> 00:06:51,012 LAST NIGHT, HE SAID HE WON'T 250 00:06:49,004 --> 00:06:51,012 ACCEPT THE PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL 251 00:06:51,012 --> 00:06:53,018 OF FREEDOM FROM TRUMP. 252 00:06:51,012 --> 00:06:53,018 YUP. 253 00:06:53,018 --> 00:06:55,000 IT WAS A HARD DECISION FOR THE 254 00:06:53,018 --> 00:06:55,000 COACH. 255 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,006 I HEARD HE BOUGHT A NEW HOODED, 256 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,006 SLEEVELESS TUXEDO FOR THE 257 00:06:57,006 --> 00:06:59,024 OCCASION 258 00:06:57,006 --> 00:06:59,024 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 259 00:06:59,024 --> 00:07:03,006 HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. 260 00:06:59,024 --> 00:07:03,006 YESTERDAY, GOVERNOR CUOMO VOWED 261 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,025 THAT NEW YORK WILL LEGALIZE 262 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,025 RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA 263 00:07:04,025 --> 00:07:12,024 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 264 00:07:04,025 --> 00:07:12,024 GREAT JOB. 265 00:07:12,024 --> 00:07:15,001 NEW YORKERS HAVE SPENT ALMOST 266 00:07:12,024 --> 00:07:15,001 A YEAR WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT 267 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:17,016 SIT AT HOME AND WATCH NETFLIX. 268 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:17,016 NOW YOU LEGALIZE WEED? 269 00:07:17,016 --> 00:07:23,013 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 270 00:07:17,016 --> 00:07:23,013 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE 271 00:07:23,013 --> 00:07:25,012 I THINK NEW YORK IS READY FOR 272 00:07:23,013 --> 00:07:25,012 LEGAL WEED 273 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,015 JUST LOOK AT THE STATUE OF 274 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,015 LIBERTY. 275 00:07:26,015 --> 00:07:29,017 OUR MOST FAMOUS SYMBOL IS 276 00:07:26,015 --> 00:07:29,017 GREEN, WEARING A BATHROBE, AND 277 00:07:29,017 --> 00:07:33,018 HOLDING UP A LIGHTER 278 00:07:29,017 --> 00:07:33,018 [ LAUGHTER ] 279 00:07:33,018 --> 00:07:35,023 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. 280 00:07:33,018 --> 00:07:35,023 DURING LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF 281 00:07:35,023 --> 00:07:37,029 "THE BACHELOR," THE WOMEN 282 00:07:35,023 --> 00:07:37,029 PLAYED A GAME CALLED "CAPTURE 283 00:07:37,029 --> 00:07:39,028 THE HEART. 284 00:07:37,029 --> 00:07:39,028 AND ONE CONTESTANT VICTORIA HAD 285 00:07:39,028 --> 00:07:42,019 AN INTERESTING WAY OF 286 00:07:41,014 --> 00:07:42,019 DESCRIBING THE OTHER TEAM. 287 00:07:42,007 --> 00:07:42,019 LISTEN TO THIS 288 00:07:45,008 --> 00:07:47,015 OF QUEENS, AND THE OTHER TEAM 289 00:07:45,008 --> 00:07:47,015 IS A BUNCH OF JESTERS. 290 00:07:47,015 --> 00:07:56,015 >> Jimmy: JESTERS? 291 00:07:47,015 --> 00:07:56,015 "AND, MATT, HE'S LIKE A K-NIGHT 292 00:07:56,015 --> 00:08:02,007 OF THE ROUND TABLE." 293 00:07:56,015 --> 00:08:02,007 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 294 00:08:02,007 --> 00:08:04,006 LATER IN THE EPISODE, THERE WAS 295 00:08:02,007 --> 00:08:04,006 SOME DRAMA BETWEEN VICTORIA AND 296 00:08:04,006 --> 00:08:07,001 ANOTHER CONTESTANT 297 00:08:04,006 --> 00:08:07,001 VICTORIA TRIED TO SAY THAT THEY 298 00:08:07,001 --> 00:08:09,022 DON'T MIX WELL, LIKE OIL AND 299 00:08:08,001 --> 00:08:09,022 WATER. 300 00:08:09,007 --> 00:08:09,022 BUT INSTEAD, SHE SAID THIS 301 00:08:12,005 --> 00:08:13,015 CONTINUE FIGHTING. 302 00:08:12,005 --> 00:08:13,015 >> I'M NOT TRYING TO FIGHT, 303 00:08:13,015 --> 00:08:15,007 EITHER 304 00:08:13,015 --> 00:08:15,007 >> YEAH, I THINK THAT WE CAN - 305 00:08:15,007 --> 00:08:17,010 >> BUT I THINK WE'RE LIKE OIL 306 00:08:15,007 --> 00:08:17,010 AND VINEGAR. 307 00:08:17,010 --> 00:08:23,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 308 00:08:17,010 --> 00:08:23,027 [ APPLAUSE ] 309 00:08:23,027 --> 00:08:26,016 >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, THAT GOES 310 00:08:23,027 --> 00:08:26,016 PRETTY WELL TOGETHER 311 00:08:26,016 --> 00:08:31,019 "I MEAN, WE'RE LIKE PEANUT 312 00:08:26,016 --> 00:08:31,019 BUTTER AND JELLY?" 313 00:08:31,019 --> 00:08:36,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 314 00:08:31,019 --> 00:08:36,027 YOU CAN TELL HER FACE WAS LIKE, 315 00:08:36,027 --> 00:08:38,016 I DON'T THINK THIS IS RIGHT. 316 00:08:36,027 --> 00:08:38,016 BUT HER MOUTH WAS LIKE, NOPE, 317 00:08:38,016 --> 00:08:42,024 I'M GOING FOR IT 318 00:08:38,016 --> 00:08:42,024 WE'RE LAUGHING BUT TOMORROW 319 00:08:42,024 --> 00:08:44,013 SHE'S GETTING THE PRESIDENTIAL 320 00:08:42,024 --> 00:08:44,013 MEDAL OF FREEDOM 321 00:08:44,013 --> 00:08:49,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 322 00:08:44,013 --> 00:08:49,013 ISN'T THAT AMAZING 323 00:08:49,013 --> 00:08:51,022 [ APPLAUSE ] 324 00:08:49,013 --> 00:08:51,022 FINALLY, I SAW THAT BEN AND 325 00:08:51,022 --> 00:08:55,021 JERRY'S HAS STARTED SELLING ITS 326 00:08:51,022 --> 00:08:55,021 OWN FROZEN DOG TREATS. 327 00:08:55,021 --> 00:08:58,000 TRUST ME, ONCE WEED BECOMES 328 00:08:55,021 --> 00:08:58,000 LEGAL IN NEW YORK, THAT WILL BE 329 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,022 JUST ICE CREAM 330 00:09:00,022 --> 00:09:03,011 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 331 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:03,011 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 332 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:03,011 EVERYBODY. 333 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:15,021 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 334 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:15,021 ♪ 335 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,013 >> Jimmy: OH, OH, OH 336 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,013 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 337 00:09:18,013 --> 00:09:20,015 TONIGHT. 338 00:09:18,013 --> 00:09:20,015 SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE 339 00:09:20,015 --> 00:09:23,020 "LOCKED DOWN" ON HBO MAX 340 00:09:20,015 --> 00:09:23,020 ANNE HATHAWAY IS HERE TONIGHT. 341 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:29,005 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 342 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:29,005 PLUS, SHE'S THE HOST OF "A 343 00:09:29,005 --> 00:09:31,020 LITTLE LATE WITH LILLY SINGH" 344 00:09:29,005 --> 00:09:31,020 ON NBC, LILLY SINGH IS HERE. 345 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:36,015 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 346 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:36,015 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 347 00:09:36,015 --> 00:09:42,015 JAZMINE SULLIVAN 348 00:09:36,015 --> 00:09:42,015 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 349 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,020 BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW 350 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,020 NIGHT. 351 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:46,003 RIZ AHMED AND ANGELA BASSETT 352 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:46,003 WILL BE HERE 353 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:50,008 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 354 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:50,008 AND WE GOT AN ALL-NEW 355 00:09:50,008 --> 00:09:52,006 FREESTYLING WITH THE ROOTS 356 00:09:50,008 --> 00:09:52,006 YOU GUYS EXCITED TO DO THAT 357 00:09:52,006 --> 00:09:55,021 ONE? 358 00:09:52,006 --> 00:09:55,021 >> Questlove: YEAH, YEAH, SURE 359 00:09:55,021 --> 00:10:00,015 >> Tariq: YUP. 360 00:09:55,021 --> 00:10:00,015 >> NASTY 361 00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:07,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 362 00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:07,016 >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S A FUN BIT 363 00:10:07,016 --> 00:10:09,019 ANYWAY, YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD 364 00:10:07,016 --> 00:10:09,019 DAY TODAY? 365 00:10:09,019 --> 00:10:11,012 >> Questlove: PRETTY GOOD. 366 00:10:09,019 --> 00:10:11,012 YEAH 367 00:10:11,012 --> 00:10:15,016 >> Tariq: IT WAS FINE. 368 00:10:11,012 --> 00:10:15,016 >> YEAH, SAME. 369 00:10:15,016 --> 00:10:20,020 >> NASTY 370 00:10:15,016 --> 00:10:20,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 371 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,016 >> Jimmy: I HAD A GOOD DAY, 372 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,016 TOO. 373 00:10:22,016 --> 00:10:25,014 DID YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING GOOD 374 00:10:22,016 --> 00:10:25,014 FOR LUNCH OR ANYTHING? 375 00:10:25,014 --> 00:10:29,022 >> Questlove: NOT REALLY 376 00:10:25,014 --> 00:10:29,022 >> Tariq: THE USUAL. 377 00:10:29,022 --> 00:10:33,017 >> I MICROWAVED SOME SALMON, 378 00:10:29,022 --> 00:10:33,017 SO - 379 00:10:33,017 --> 00:10:36,013 >> NASTY 380 00:10:33,017 --> 00:10:36,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 381 00:10:36,013 --> 00:10:41,000 >> Jimmy: WELL, EVERYONE 382 00:10:36,013 --> 00:10:41,000 SHOULD - 383 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,013 EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK OUT 384 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,013 FREESTYLING TOMORROW 385 00:10:42,013 --> 00:10:44,005 STICK AROUND 386 00:10:42,013 --> 00:10:44,005 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 387 00:10:44,005 --> 00:10:45,028 ANNE HATHAWAY, EVERYONE. 388 00:10:44,005 --> 00:10:45,028 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 389 00:10:45,028 --> 00:11:05,020 ♪ 390 00:10:45,028 --> 00:11:05,020 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN 391 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:08,015 OSCAR, EMMY, AND GOLDEN GLOBE 392 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:08,015 WINNER, STARRING IN THE NEW 393 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,027 MOVIE "LOCKED DOWN," WHICH 394 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,027 PREMIERES THIS THURSDAY ON 395 00:11:10,027 --> 00:11:15,024 HBO MAX. 396 00:11:10,027 --> 00:11:15,024 HERE'S ANNE HATHAWAY 397 00:11:15,024 --> 00:11:17,017 OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING 398 00:11:15,024 --> 00:11:17,017 ABOUT. 399 00:11:17,017 --> 00:11:19,016 ANNE, WELCOME BACK TO 400 00:11:17,017 --> 00:11:19,016 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 401 00:11:19,016 --> 00:11:21,007 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC 402 00:11:19,016 --> 00:11:21,007 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON 403 00:11:21,007 --> 00:11:23,023 THE SHOW 404 00:11:21,007 --> 00:11:23,023 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 405 00:11:23,023 --> 00:11:26,018 I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. 406 00:11:23,023 --> 00:11:26,018 >> Jimmy: I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A 407 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:30,010 A PRETTY LONG TIME NOW 408 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:30,010 I'VE HEARD PEOPLE CALL YOU 409 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:34,001 ANNIE, LIKE, YOUR GOOD FRIENDS 410 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:34,001 DO I CALL YOU ANNE OR ANNIE? 411 00:11:34,001 --> 00:11:35,027 >> CALL ME ANNIE 412 00:11:34,001 --> 00:11:35,027 >> Jimmy: YEAH 413 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,000 >> EVERYBODY 414 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,000 EVERYBODY, CALL ME ANNIE, 415 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,025 PLEASE 416 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,025 IT'S -- CAN WE TALK ABOUT MY 417 00:11:39,025 --> 00:11:41,022 NAME FOR A SECOND? 418 00:11:39,025 --> 00:11:41,022 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 419 00:11:41,022 --> 00:11:44,004 I'D LOVE TO. 420 00:11:41,022 --> 00:11:44,004 >> CAN WE -- CAN WE REALLY 421 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:49,015 GET -- LET'S SPILL THE TEA 422 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:49,015 SO, I, YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 423 00:11:49,015 --> 00:11:51,025 14 YEARS OLD, I DID 424 00:11:49,015 --> 00:11:51,025 A COMMERCIAL, AND I HAD TO GET 425 00:11:51,025 --> 00:11:55,027 MY S.A.G. CARD 426 00:11:51,025 --> 00:11:55,027 AND THEY ASKED ME, "WHAT DO YOU 427 00:11:55,027 --> 00:11:57,026 WANT YOUR NAME TO BE?" 428 00:11:55,027 --> 00:11:57,026 AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, IT SHOULD 429 00:11:57,026 --> 00:11:59,019 BE MY NAME 430 00:11:57,026 --> 00:11:59,019 MY NAME IS ANNE HATHAWAY." 431 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,026 AND I NEVER -- AND SO THAT 432 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,026 SEEMED LIKE THE RIGHT CHOICE, 433 00:12:00,026 --> 00:12:02,000 BUT IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME 434 00:12:00,026 --> 00:12:02,000 THAT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE 435 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:09,007 PEOPLE WOULD CALL ME ANNE. 436 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:09,007 THE ONLY PERSON WHO EVER CALLS 437 00:12:09,007 --> 00:12:11,003 ME ANNE IS MY MOTHER, AND SHE 438 00:12:09,007 --> 00:12:11,003 ONLY DOES IT WHEN SHE'S REALLY 439 00:12:11,003 --> 00:12:13,012 MAD AT ME. 440 00:12:11,003 --> 00:12:13,012 LIKE, REALLY MAD 441 00:12:13,012 --> 00:12:15,005 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW THAT. 442 00:12:13,012 --> 00:12:15,005 >> AND SO EVERY TIME, LIKE, I 443 00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:16,011 STEP OUT IN PUBLIC AND SOMEONE 444 00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:16,011 CALLS MY NAME, I THINK THEY'RE 445 00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:21,009 GOING TO YELL AT ME. 446 00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:21,009 >> Jimmy: YEAH, MY MOM WOULD 447 00:12:21,009 --> 00:12:25,003 SAY MY MIDDLE NAME 448 00:12:21,009 --> 00:12:25,003 "JAMES THOMAS! 449 00:12:25,003 --> 00:12:27,022 >> BUT I DOUBT PEOPLE ARE JUST 450 00:12:25,003 --> 00:12:27,022 LIKE, "JAMES THOMAS! 451 00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:30,007 HOW ARE YOU? 452 00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:30,007 LOVED YOUR LAST FILM." 453 00:12:30,007 --> 00:12:32,009 PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "ANNE." 454 00:12:30,007 --> 00:12:32,009 I'M LIKE, WHAT, WHAT DID I DO? 455 00:12:32,009 --> 00:12:34,003 >> Jimmy: NO, I'M ANNIE! 456 00:12:32,009 --> 00:12:34,003 >> SO, PLEASE, SERIOUSLY, FEEL 457 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,007 FREE 458 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,007 IT'S NOT -- PEOPLE ARE SO 459 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,010 LOVELY 460 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,010 THEY DON'T WANT TO BE 461 00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:41,005 PRESUMPTUOUS 462 00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:41,005 AND SO THEY COME UP WITH 463 00:12:41,005 --> 00:12:44,013 WORKAROUNDS ON SET BECAUSE THE 464 00:12:41,005 --> 00:12:44,013 TRUTH IS, NOBODY IS COMFORTABLE 465 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:49,022 CALLING ME ANNE EVER 466 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:49,022 IT DOESN'T FIT, I'M AN ANNIE 467 00:12:49,022 --> 00:12:51,024 AND SO PEOPLE CALL ME MISS H., 468 00:12:49,022 --> 00:12:51,024 PEOPLE CALL ME HATH. 469 00:12:51,024 --> 00:12:53,019 SO FEEL FREE, CALL ME ANYTHING 470 00:12:51,024 --> 00:12:53,019 BUT ANNE 471 00:12:53,019 --> 00:12:55,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 472 00:12:53,019 --> 00:12:55,016 >> Jimmy: WELL, ANNIE, 473 00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:59,013 CONGRATS, BY THE WAY 474 00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:59,013 SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE 475 00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:01,007 HERE, YOU HAD ANOTHER BABY 476 00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:01,007 YOU HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL BOYS 477 00:13:01,007 --> 00:13:04,002 RIGHT NOW. 478 00:13:01,007 --> 00:13:04,002 CONGRATULATIONS, HOW OLD ARE 479 00:13:04,002 --> 00:13:06,004 THEY 480 00:13:04,002 --> 00:13:06,004 >> THEY'RE FOUR AND THEY'RE 481 00:13:06,004 --> 00:13:08,010 ONE. 482 00:13:06,004 --> 00:13:08,010 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 483 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:10,026 DURING QUARANTINE? 484 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:10,026 HAS IT BEEN CRAZY? 485 00:13:10,026 --> 00:13:14,020 JUST PERFECT 486 00:13:10,026 --> 00:13:14,020 >> WHAT HASN'T BEEN CRAZY? 487 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:17,025 LIKE, YES. 488 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:17,025 ON THE LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE 489 00:13:17,025 --> 00:13:21,017 CRAZY, IT'S BEEN A LOT 490 00:13:17,025 --> 00:13:21,017 BUT I MEAN, THOSE ARE GOOD AGES 491 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:25,006 TO BE HOME WITH YOUR KIDS 492 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:25,006 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, OUR 493 00:13:25,006 --> 00:13:29,029 FOUR-YEAR-OLD BELIEVES 494 00:13:25,006 --> 00:13:29,029 EVERYTHING WE TELL HIM 495 00:13:29,029 --> 00:13:33,017 AND THAT'S ADORABLE AS WELL AS 496 00:13:29,029 --> 00:13:33,017 VERY USEFUL. 497 00:13:33,017 --> 00:13:35,013 AND OUR ONE-YEAR-OLD IS JUST, 498 00:13:33,017 --> 00:13:35,013 LIKE, IT'S JUST THE MOST MAGIC 499 00:13:35,013 --> 00:13:37,012 AGE. 500 00:13:35,013 --> 00:13:37,012 YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN HOME WITH 501 00:13:37,012 --> 00:13:39,010 HIM SINCE HE WAS FOUR MONTHS 502 00:13:37,012 --> 00:13:39,010 OLD, JUST WITH HIM EVERY SINGLE 503 00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:42,013 DAY. 504 00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:42,013 AND THAT'S BEEN A GIFT 505 00:13:42,013 --> 00:13:44,010 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY WILD 506 00:13:42,013 --> 00:13:44,010 >> DID YOU, LIKE, TELL YOUR 507 00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:47,017 KIDS EVERYTHING WHEN THEY WERE 508 00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:47,017 FOUR, TO KIND OF GET THEM TO DO 509 00:13:47,017 --> 00:13:50,012 WHATEVER YOU WANTED THEM TO DO 510 00:13:47,017 --> 00:13:50,012 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 511 00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:52,027 I MEAN, YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER 512 00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:52,027 I STILL KIND OF DO IT, YEAH. 513 00:13:52,027 --> 00:13:54,004 "WE'LL DO THAT, AND THEN GET 514 00:13:52,027 --> 00:13:54,004 THIS." 515 00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:57,016 BUT, YEAH. 516 00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:57,016 I WAS -- WHEN THEY WERE REALLY 517 00:13:57,016 --> 00:14:01,011 BABIES, I WAS TRYING TO GET 518 00:13:57,016 --> 00:14:01,011 WINNIE TO SAY "DADA" SO HARD 519 00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:04,012 TO MAKE THAT HER FIRST WORD. 520 00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:04,012 >> WE KNOW 521 00:14:04,012 --> 00:14:05,018 WE KNOW, JIMMY 522 00:14:04,012 --> 00:14:05,018 >> Jimmy: DO I HAVE THE BOOK 523 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:07,001 AROUND 524 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:07,001 I DON'T. 525 00:14:07,001 --> 00:14:08,004 WELL, IF I DID - 526 00:14:07,001 --> 00:14:08,004 >> I HAVE THE BOOK, AND IT 527 00:14:08,004 --> 00:14:12,011 WORKS, DARN YOU. 528 00:14:08,004 --> 00:14:12,011 >> Jimmy: DUDE, I WAS CALLING 529 00:14:12,011 --> 00:14:14,020 EVERYTHING DADA. 530 00:14:12,011 --> 00:14:14,020 I WAS CALLING THE BOTTLE - 531 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,025 >> YOU JERK. 532 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,025 YOU JERK 533 00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:19,021 >> Jimmy: REALLY, I WAS CALLING 534 00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:19,021 THE BOTTLE OF MILK DADA. 535 00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:21,023 >> WE USED TO TALK ABOUT THIS 536 00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:21,023 BEFORE, SO I COULD REALLY LET 537 00:14:21,023 --> 00:14:24,005 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL. 538 00:14:21,023 --> 00:14:24,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 539 00:14:24,005 --> 00:14:25,000 >> Jimmy: I ALSO PUT OUT 540 00:14:24,005 --> 00:14:25,000 "MAMA. 541 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,017 I HAVE "MAMA." 542 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,017 YOU GOTTA READ THAT BOOK 543 00:14:27,017 --> 00:14:29,010 >> YOU DIDN'T SEND THAT ONE TO 544 00:14:27,017 --> 00:14:29,010 ME, SWEETIE. 545 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:31,009 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 546 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:31,009 QUARANTINE 547 00:14:31,009 --> 00:14:32,025 IT'S IN THE MAIL 548 00:14:31,009 --> 00:14:32,025 >> OH, YEAH, NO, NO, OF COURSE, 549 00:14:32,025 --> 00:14:34,011 I UNDERSTAND 550 00:14:32,025 --> 00:14:34,011 I HAVE TO. 551 00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:36,029 I HAVE TO UNDERSTAND 552 00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:36,029 >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO UNDERSTAND 553 00:14:36,029 --> 00:14:38,006 >> BUT MY FOUR-YEAR-OLD, IT'S 554 00:14:36,029 --> 00:14:38,006 THE BEST, BECAUSE OVER THE 555 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,010 HOLIDAYS, THIS WAS THE FIRST 556 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,010 YEAR HE'S REALLY BELIEVED IN 557 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:45,018 SANTA CLAUS. 558 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:45,018 WE WERE DRIVING IN THE CAR, AND 559 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,021 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE IN THE CAR 560 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,021 WITH YOUR KIDS, AND SUDDENLY 561 00:14:47,021 --> 00:14:50,027 THE CAR JUST GETS TOO HOT? 562 00:14:47,021 --> 00:14:50,027 >> Jimmy: YES. 563 00:14:50,027 --> 00:14:52,002 >> ALL OF A SUDDEN, LIKE, IN A 564 00:14:50,027 --> 00:14:52,002 A SECOND, AND EVERYBODY GETS 565 00:14:52,002 --> 00:14:56,016 LIKE, LOUD AT THE SAME MOMENT. 566 00:14:52,002 --> 00:14:56,016 THE BABY IS CRYING BECAUSE HE 567 00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:58,012 WANTS THE CRACKER THAT THE 568 00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:58,012 FOUR-YEAR-OLD HAS, AND THE 569 00:14:58,012 --> 00:15:00,011 FOUR-YEAR-OLD WILL NOT GIVE HIM 570 00:14:58,012 --> 00:15:00,011 A CRACKER. 571 00:15:00,011 --> 00:15:02,029 >> Jimmy: YEAH 572 00:15:00,011 --> 00:15:02,029 >> JUST WON'T DO IT, WON'T DO 573 00:15:02,029 --> 00:15:04,013 IT, WON'T DO IT. 574 00:15:02,029 --> 00:15:04,013 AND THEN FINALLY, I JUST HAVE 575 00:15:04,013 --> 00:15:07,001 THIS SPARK 576 00:15:04,013 --> 00:15:07,001 AND I GO, "OKAY, JOHNNY, BUT 577 00:15:07,001 --> 00:15:12,025 WHAT ABOUT SANTA?" 578 00:15:07,001 --> 00:15:12,025 LIKE, HIS HAND SHOT OUT, 579 00:15:12,025 --> 00:15:14,008 STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME. 580 00:15:12,025 --> 00:15:14,008 I HAD THE ENTIRE BOX OF 581 00:15:14,008 --> 00:15:16,023 CRACKERS SUDDENLY, THERE WAS NO 582 00:15:14,008 --> 00:15:16,023 ARGUMENT 583 00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:18,026 AND ADAM AND I TURNED TO EACH 584 00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:18,026 OTHER, AND WE WENT, "OH, MY 585 00:15:18,026 --> 00:15:21,011 GOD, THIS IS SO POWERFUL." 586 00:15:18,026 --> 00:15:21,011 >> Jimmy: WOW. 587 00:15:21,011 --> 00:15:22,026 WOW. 588 00:15:21,011 --> 00:15:22,026 WHAT DID WE JUST -- THAT'S 589 00:15:22,026 --> 00:15:26,001 RIGHT. 590 00:15:22,026 --> 00:15:26,001 THIS YEAR -- 591 00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:27,007 >> SO, FOUR AND ONE, WE'RE, YOU 592 00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:27,007 KNOW, THE AGES ARE THE AGES 593 00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:31,005 THAT THEY ARE. 594 00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:31,005 BUT THERE'S A LOT OF MAGIC IN 595 00:15:31,005 --> 00:15:32,013 THOSE AGES 596 00:15:31,005 --> 00:15:32,013 >> Jimmy: THIS -- I TRIED NOT 597 00:15:32,013 --> 00:15:35,017 TO DO ELF IN THE SHELF, JUST 598 00:15:32,013 --> 00:15:35,017 BECAUSE I HAVE ENOUGH THINGS TO 599 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:40,005 WORRY ABOUT, YOU KNOW. 600 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:40,005 AND TO HAVE THE ELF ON THE 601 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:42,004 SHELF THING. 602 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:42,004 AND YOU WANT TO HEAR THE 603 00:15:42,004 --> 00:15:43,026 WEIRDEST THING 604 00:15:42,004 --> 00:15:43,026 IT SHOWED UP IN MY HOUSE 605 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,019 WE DO IT NOW 606 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,019 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 607 00:15:45,019 --> 00:15:46,024 >> Jimmy: THE ELF IS IN MY -- 608 00:15:45,019 --> 00:15:46,024 SOMEHOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW WE 609 00:15:46,024 --> 00:15:50,000 GOT IT 610 00:15:46,024 --> 00:15:50,000 BUT THE ELF ON THE SHELF IS NOW 611 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,022 IN MY HOUSE. 612 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,022 IT DOES STUFF. 613 00:15:51,022 --> 00:15:52,025 EVERY HOLIDAY. 614 00:15:51,022 --> 00:15:52,025 >> WE HAD TO COME UP WITH 615 00:15:52,025 --> 00:15:53,029 SOMETHING, BECAUSE, LIKE, 616 00:15:52,025 --> 00:15:53,029 JOHNNY WOULD LEAVE THE ROOM, 617 00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:55,004 AND THEN JACK WOULD MESS WITH 618 00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:55,004 HIS STUFF, AND JOHNNY WOULD 619 00:15:55,004 --> 00:16:00,006 COME BACK AND BE LIKE, "WHO 620 00:15:55,004 --> 00:16:00,006 MESSED WITH MY STUFF?" 621 00:16:00,006 --> 00:16:03,024 AND WE CAME UP WITH THE 622 00:16:00,006 --> 00:16:03,024 DEMOLITION ELVES 623 00:16:03,024 --> 00:16:05,016 >> Jimmy: WHAT 624 00:16:03,024 --> 00:16:05,016 OH, INTERESTING. 625 00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:06,019 >> SO AT NIGHTTIME -- AT 626 00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:06,019 NIGHTTIME, AFTER HE WENT TO 627 00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:09,008 BED, THE DEMOLITION ELVES 628 00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:09,008 MESSED WITH HIS STUFF. 629 00:16:09,008 --> 00:16:12,004 THERE'S NOTHING WE COULD DO 630 00:16:09,008 --> 00:16:12,004 ABOUT IT 631 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,016 >> Jimmy: TELLING YOU, THAT'S 632 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,016 A SPINOFF. 633 00:16:13,016 --> 00:16:15,004 DEMOLITION ELVES 634 00:16:13,016 --> 00:16:15,004 >> CERTAINLY WASN'T YOUR 635 00:16:15,004 --> 00:16:16,021 BROTHER. 636 00:16:15,004 --> 00:16:16,021 >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 637 00:16:16,021 --> 00:16:18,004 >> NOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WAIL 638 00:16:16,021 --> 00:16:18,004 ON HIM 639 00:16:18,004 --> 00:16:20,006 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 640 00:16:18,004 --> 00:16:20,006 YOUR NEW MOVIE, "LOCKED DOWN," 641 00:16:20,006 --> 00:16:22,018 BECAUSE IT'S SO -- 642 00:16:20,006 --> 00:16:22,018 >> YOU'RE SAYING THAT VERY 643 00:16:22,018 --> 00:16:23,027 WELL 644 00:16:22,018 --> 00:16:23,027 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 645 00:16:23,027 --> 00:16:26,023 WELL, I DON'T WANT SAY IT'S -- 646 00:16:23,027 --> 00:16:26,023 IT'S NOT "LOCKDOWN," IT'S 647 00:16:26,023 --> 00:16:28,016 "LOCKED DOWN." 648 00:16:26,023 --> 00:16:28,016 >> IT'S NOT "LOCKDOWN," IT'S 649 00:16:28,016 --> 00:16:30,014 "LOCKED DOWN." 650 00:16:28,016 --> 00:16:30,014 YOU'RE RIGHT, I GUESS YOU DO 651 00:16:30,014 --> 00:16:31,023 HAVE TO KIND OF -- 652 00:16:30,014 --> 00:16:31,023 >> Jimmy: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE 653 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:33,029 SURE PEOPLE COULD HEAR THE 654 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:33,029 TITLE. 655 00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:37,007 >> HONESTLY, HAVE A GLASS 656 00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:37,007 A WINE BEFORE YOU WATCH THE 657 00:16:37,007 --> 00:16:39,020 MOVIE, IT'LL BE "LOCKDOWN. 658 00:16:37,007 --> 00:16:39,020 >> Jimmy: "LIE DOWN. 659 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:40,027 >> "LIE DOWN." 660 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:40,027 "BABE, HONEY, LET'S JUST 661 00:16:40,027 --> 00:16:41,029 WATCH -- 662 00:16:40,027 --> 00:16:41,029 >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST WATCH 663 00:16:41,029 --> 00:16:45,007 "LOCKDOWN," I DON'T KNOW, IT'S 664 00:16:41,029 --> 00:16:45,007 ON HBO MAX 665 00:16:45,007 --> 00:16:47,010 >> HBO MAX 666 00:16:45,007 --> 00:16:47,010 YEAH, WE HAVE THAT 667 00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:48,012 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE, IT'S ONE 668 00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:48,012 WORD, WHO CARES. 669 00:16:48,012 --> 00:16:52,002 "LOCKDOWN. 670 00:16:48,012 --> 00:16:52,002 IT'S A FUN HEIST MOVIE, BUT 671 00:16:52,002 --> 00:16:57,024 ALSO A LITTLE LOVE IN THERE. 672 00:16:52,002 --> 00:16:57,024 AND FUNNY. 673 00:16:57,024 --> 00:16:59,013 I THOUGHT IT WAS FANTASTIC 674 00:16:57,024 --> 00:16:59,013 HOW DO YOU -- HOW DO YOU 675 00:16:59,013 --> 00:17:03,014 DESCRIBE THE MOVIE 676 00:16:59,013 --> 00:17:03,014 >> THE STORY -- SO, I ACT IN 677 00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:05,028 IT, BUT IT'S DIRECTED BY 678 00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:05,028 DOUG LYMAN, SO IF YOU'RE A FAN 679 00:17:05,028 --> 00:17:07,002 OF DOUG LYMAN MOVIES, YOU KNOW 680 00:17:05,028 --> 00:17:07,002 TO EXPECT A LOT, AND MANY 681 00:17:07,002 --> 00:17:12,026 DIFFERENT WONDERFUL THINGS 682 00:17:07,002 --> 00:17:12,026 AND I ACT OPPOSITE 683 00:17:12,026 --> 00:17:15,019 CHIWETEL EJIOFOR, WHO IS JUST 684 00:17:12,026 --> 00:17:15,019 A DREAM. 685 00:17:15,019 --> 00:17:18,014 OH, MY GOD 686 00:17:15,019 --> 00:17:18,014 HE'S AMAZING 687 00:17:18,014 --> 00:17:19,021 AND WONDERFUL IN THIS. 688 00:17:18,014 --> 00:17:19,021 AND HE'S NEVER PLAYED A PART 689 00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:21,003 LIKE THIS BEFORE 690 00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:21,003 WE PLAY TWO PEOPLE IN A LONG 691 00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:26,017 TERM RELATIONSHIP THAT HAS RUN 692 00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:26,017 ITS COURSE 693 00:17:26,017 --> 00:17:31,004 THE DAY AFTER WE HAVE OUR, 694 00:17:26,017 --> 00:17:31,004 LIKE, CAN'T TAKE IT BACK, END 695 00:17:31,004 --> 00:17:33,000 IT ALL, RAGER OF A FIGHT, MY 696 00:17:31,004 --> 00:17:33,000 CHARACTER GETS A CALL THAT ONE 697 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,001 OF MY CO-WORKERS IS 698 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,001 EXPERIENCING SYMPTOMS, AND WE 699 00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:35,006 ARE NOW TO BE LOCKED DOWN WITH 700 00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:35,006 EACH OTHER FOR 14 DAYS IN 701 00:17:35,006 --> 00:17:41,027 QUARANTINE 702 00:17:35,006 --> 00:17:41,027 AND WE SORT OF LOSE OUR MINDS, 703 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:46,000 FIND EACH OTHER, AND THEN 704 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:46,000 SOMEHOW DECIDE TO STEAL 705 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,003 A 3 MILLION POUND DIAMOND FROM 706 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,003 A MASS MURDERER. 707 00:17:48,003 --> 00:17:52,017 >> Jimmy: AND HOW DID YOU EVEN 708 00:17:48,003 --> 00:17:52,017 GET HARROD'S TO PLAY 709 00:17:52,017 --> 00:17:56,012 >> SO THE CLIMAX OF THE MOVIE 710 00:17:52,017 --> 00:17:56,012 TAKES PLACE IN HARROD'S. 711 00:17:56,012 --> 00:17:58,004 I DON'T KNOW IS THE SHORT OF 712 00:17:56,012 --> 00:17:58,004 IT 713 00:17:58,004 --> 00:17:59,005 I THINK IT'S THIS 714 00:17:58,004 --> 00:17:59,005 2020 THING, BECAUSE DOUG AND 715 00:17:59,005 --> 00:18:04,011 STEVEN HAD - 716 00:17:59,005 --> 00:18:04,011 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY 717 00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:05,020 PULLED IT OFF. 718 00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:05,020 >> -- 40 PAGES THAT THEY SAID, 719 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:08,016 "WE'VE GOT 40 PAGES AND AN 720 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:08,016 IDEA 721 00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:11,014 BUT IF YOU DON'T SAY YES TO OUR 722 00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:11,014 NEEDING TO SHOOT THE FINALE OF 723 00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:12,018 THE MOVIE IN YOUR STORE, 724 00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:12,018 THERE'S NO POINT IN US MAKING 725 00:18:12,018 --> 00:18:17,001 IT 726 00:18:12,018 --> 00:18:17,001 SO, CAN WE GET A YES OR NO?" 727 00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:18,027 AND HARROD'S SAID YES. 728 00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:18,027 AND YOU WOULD EXPECT THEM TO BE 729 00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:20,001 LIKE, "WE HAVE TO CALL OUR 730 00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:20,001 LAWYERS, WE HAVE TO RUN IT 731 00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:22,009 THROUGH THIS, WE HAVE TO DO 732 00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:22,009 MARKET RESEARCH. 733 00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:25,014 BUT IT WAS 2020, AND THEY'RE 734 00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:25,014 LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT 735 00:18:25,014 --> 00:18:27,007 WHY NOT. 736 00:18:25,014 --> 00:18:27,007 >> Jimmy: IT'S LEGENDARY 737 00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:28,016 IT'S HARROD'S. 738 00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:28,016 COME ON. 739 00:18:28,016 --> 00:18:29,025 ANYWAYS, I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP 740 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:35,002 HERE'S ANNE HATHAWAY IN 741 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:35,002 "LOCKED DOWN." 742 00:18:32,014 --> 00:18:35,002 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 743 00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:39,004 >> 3 MILLION POUNDS. 744 00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:39,004 TAX FREE 745 00:18:39,004 --> 00:18:41,006 NO CONSEQUENCES. 746 00:18:39,004 --> 00:18:41,006 >> ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR YOU, ONE 747 00:18:41,006 --> 00:18:42,025 FOR THE NHS. 748 00:18:41,006 --> 00:18:42,025 >> YOU HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS 749 00:18:42,025 --> 00:18:46,013 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I NEED TO GO 750 00:18:42,025 --> 00:18:46,013 MEDITATE 751 00:18:46,013 --> 00:18:48,003 >> ARE YOU SURE THEY WON'T 752 00:18:46,013 --> 00:18:48,003 CHECK IT IN NEW YORK 753 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:52,001 >> SHUT UP, I NEED TO MEDITATE 754 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:52,001 >> WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY? 755 00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:54,006 >> THE MAN WHO BOUGHT THE 756 00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:54,006 DIAMOND IS BAD 757 00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:56,013 HE'S REALLY BAD, AND YOU AND I 758 00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:56,013 ARE GOOD 759 00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:58,008 AND THE NHS IS GOOD, AND GOOD 760 00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:58,008 IS BETTER THAN BAD 761 00:18:58,008 --> 00:18:59,021 WHEN I EXPLAINED THAT TO 762 00:18:58,008 --> 00:18:59,021 GRANDMA, AND SHE SAID, "YEAH, 763 00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:02,003 THAT'S TRUE. 764 00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:02,003 AND SHE WAS A CALVINIST, 765 00:19:02,003 --> 00:19:05,005 STRAIGHT AS A ROD. 766 00:19:02,003 --> 00:19:05,005 UNLIKE ME, WHO IS WEAK IN THE 767 00:19:05,005 --> 00:19:11,025 FACE OF TEMPTATION 768 00:19:05,005 --> 00:19:11,025 >> LIVE WILD OR DIE, LINDA 769 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:13,014 >> Jimmy: ANNE HATHAWAY, 770 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:13,014 EVERYBODY. 771 00:19:13,014 --> 00:19:17,008 "LOCKED DOWN" PREMIERES THIS 772 00:19:13,014 --> 00:19:17,008 THURSDAY ON HBO MAX. 773 00:19:17,008 --> 00:19:18,011 ANNE AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN 774 00:19:17,008 --> 00:19:18,011 GAME CALLED "BEST, WORST, 775 00:19:18,011 --> 00:19:21,029 FIRST," WHEN WE COME BACK. 776 00:19:18,011 --> 00:19:21,029 STICK AROUND 777 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:42,026 ♪ 778 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:42,026 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 779 00:19:42,026 --> 00:19:46,012 WE'RE HERE WITH ANNE HATHAWAY, 780 00:19:44,024 --> 00:19:46,012 AND WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME 781 00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:46,012 CALLED "BEST, WORST, FIRST." 782 00:19:48,006 --> 00:19:50,001 >> LET ME HEAR YOU 783 00:19:48,006 --> 00:19:50,001 ♪ 784 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,011 ♪ BES 785 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,011 WORS 786 00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:53,020 FIRST ♪ 787 00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:53,020 >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. 788 00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:55,019 I'LL HIT THIS BUTTON, WHICH 789 00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:55,019 WILL ACTIVATE A RANDOM TOPIC 790 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:58,024 GENERATOR. 791 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:58,024 IT WILL LAND ON A RANDOM PROMPT 792 00:19:58,024 --> 00:20:02,006 LIKE "BEST PICKUP LINE YOU'VE 793 00:19:58,024 --> 00:20:02,006 EVER USED," OR "WORST LIE 794 00:20:02,006 --> 00:20:05,008 YOU'VE EVER TOLD." 795 00:20:02,006 --> 00:20:05,008 WHATEVER IT LANDS ON, WE HAVE 796 00:20:05,008 --> 00:20:06,024 TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT 797 00:20:05,008 --> 00:20:06,024 COMES TO OUR MINDS 798 00:20:06,024 --> 00:20:08,003 ARE YOU READY? 799 00:20:06,024 --> 00:20:08,003 >> OKAY, YES 800 00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:09,016 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 801 00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:09,016 FIRST UP IS BEST 802 00:20:09,016 --> 00:20:10,009 BEST - 803 00:20:09,016 --> 00:20:10,009 [ BEEPING 804 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:15,000 >> BEST, BEST. 805 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:15,000 >> Jimmy: OKAY, BEST KARAOKE 806 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,022 SONG 807 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,022 ANNE, SINCE YOU'RE MY GUEST, 808 00:20:17,022 --> 00:20:22,022 YOU GO FIRST 809 00:20:17,022 --> 00:20:22,022 >> OKAY, SINGLE OR DUET? 810 00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:26,021 >> Jimmy: OOH, GOOD CALL 811 00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:26,021 I'M GOING TO SAY, I THINK 812 00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:29,009 EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW SINGLE. 813 00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:29,009 WHAT'S -- WHAT'S ANNE'S -- 814 00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:33,008 >> "99 LUFTBALLONS." 815 00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:33,008 >> Jimmy: THE GERMAN VERSION 816 00:20:33,008 --> 00:20:34,013 >> IF THAT'S THE ONLY ONE 817 00:20:33,008 --> 00:20:34,013 AVAILABLE, I'LL DO THAT. 818 00:20:34,013 --> 00:20:38,013 YEAH, I MEAN, I'LL TRY IT. 819 00:20:34,013 --> 00:20:38,013 AND I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS 820 00:20:38,013 --> 00:20:41,004 WHO SPEAK GERMAN, SO THERE'S NO 821 00:20:38,013 --> 00:20:41,004 ONE THERE TO TELL ME THAT I'M 822 00:20:41,004 --> 00:20:42,014 TERRIBLE 823 00:20:41,004 --> 00:20:42,014 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 824 00:20:42,014 --> 00:20:44,022 THAT'S THE ONLY VERSION I 825 00:20:42,014 --> 00:20:44,022 REALLY KNOW. 826 00:20:44,022 --> 00:20:46,018 AND I DO THAT WITH -- I DON'T 827 00:20:44,022 --> 00:20:46,018 THINK I'M SAYING ONE GERMAN 828 00:20:46,018 --> 00:20:49,020 WORD 829 00:20:46,018 --> 00:20:49,020 EXCEPT LUFTBALLONS 830 00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:51,013 >> NO, EVEN JUST NOW, I'M JUST 831 00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:51,013 LIKE, "LUFTBALLONS." 832 00:20:51,013 --> 00:20:54,017 [ LAUGHTER ] 833 00:20:51,013 --> 00:20:54,017 >> Jimmy: LIKE, YOU BACKED OUT 834 00:20:54,017 --> 00:20:59,028 OF THE ROOM ON THAT ONE. 835 00:20:54,017 --> 00:20:59,028 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 836 00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:01,020 "99 -- 99 LUFTBALLONS. 837 00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:01,020 >> WHAT'S YOURS? 838 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:05,002 >> Jimmy: I DO "RUSSIANS" BY 839 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:05,002 STING, IS MY JAM 840 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:12,002 >> CAN I HEAR A LITTLE 841 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:12,002 ♪ 842 00:21:12,002 --> 00:21:14,028 ♪ IN EUROPE AND AMERICA 843 00:21:12,002 --> 00:21:14,028 THERE'S A GROWING FEELIN 844 00:21:14,028 --> 00:21:18,000 OF HYSTERIA ♪ 845 00:21:14,028 --> 00:21:18,000 >> Jimmy: SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 846 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,015 >> OH, THAT'S REALLY GOOD. 847 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,015 >> Jimmy: THANKS 848 00:21:19,015 --> 00:21:21,008 I DON'T EVEN NEED MUSIC. 849 00:21:19,015 --> 00:21:21,008 >> NO, NEVER 850 00:21:21,008 --> 00:21:22,007 NOT YOU. 851 00:21:21,008 --> 00:21:22,007 NOT YOU. 852 00:21:22,007 --> 00:21:23,020 >> Jimmy: NO 853 00:21:22,007 --> 00:21:23,020 TURN THE MUSIC DOWN. 854 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:26,008 >> DROP THE HAT. 855 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:26,008 >> Jimmy: TURN THE MUSIC OFF 856 00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:28,001 >> JIMMY IS SINGING AGAIN. 857 00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:28,001 >> Jimmy: IT'S TIME FOR ME TO 858 00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:30,016 DO ANOTHER SONG. 859 00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:30,016 NO MUSIC, TURN IT DOWN 860 00:21:30,016 --> 00:21:32,014 >> I WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT-OUT 861 00:21:30,016 --> 00:21:32,014 TO MY FRIEND CHRISTIAN, BECAUSE 862 00:21:32,014 --> 00:21:34,021 HE IS MY DUET PARTNER. 863 00:21:32,014 --> 00:21:34,021 AND WE DO "SUDDENLY SEYMOUR" 864 00:21:34,021 --> 00:21:38,019 TOGETHER 865 00:21:34,021 --> 00:21:38,019 I LOVE YOU 866 00:21:38,019 --> 00:21:40,014 >> Jimmy: OOH, THAT WOULD BE 867 00:21:38,019 --> 00:21:40,014 FANTASTIC. 868 00:21:40,014 --> 00:21:41,028 "SUDDENLY SEYMOUR" IS A GOOD 869 00:21:40,014 --> 00:21:41,028 JAM. 870 00:21:41,028 --> 00:21:43,007 THAT'S A GOOD DUET 871 00:21:41,028 --> 00:21:43,007 ALL RIGHT, GOOD. 872 00:21:43,007 --> 00:21:45,000 I LIKE THAT. 873 00:21:43,007 --> 00:21:45,000 ALL RIGHT, NEXT ROUND. 874 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,025 IT'S TIME FOR THE WORST. 875 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,025 WHAT IS YOUR WORST - 876 00:21:46,025 --> 00:21:50,004 [ BEEPING 877 00:21:46,025 --> 00:21:50,004 >> I'M, LIKE, TRYING TO READ 878 00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:51,019 THAT 879 00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:51,019 WHAT IS IT 880 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:56,017 >> Jimmy: DAY OF MIDDLE SCHOOL 881 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:56,017 >> DAY OF MIDDLE SCHOOL. 882 00:21:56,017 --> 00:21:59,015 OH, MY GOD, OKAY, OKAY, I KNOW 883 00:21:56,017 --> 00:21:59,015 THIS ONE 884 00:21:59,015 --> 00:22:01,024 SO, I REALLY LIKE VINTAGE 885 00:21:59,015 --> 00:22:01,024 FASHION, AND MY MOM HAD THIS 886 00:22:01,024 --> 00:22:05,029 PAIR OF SHOES. 887 00:22:01,024 --> 00:22:05,029 THEY WERE GOLD, LIKE, VERY 888 00:22:05,029 --> 00:22:10,019 METALLIC GOLD DISCO SHOES. 889 00:22:05,029 --> 00:22:10,019 AND I LOVED THEM 890 00:22:10,019 --> 00:22:13,028 I THOUGHT THEY WERE SO GREAT 891 00:22:10,019 --> 00:22:13,028 AND I PAIRED A WHOLE OUTFIT 892 00:22:13,028 --> 00:22:15,005 WITH THEM. 893 00:22:13,028 --> 00:22:15,005 AND I WAS REALLY EXCITED, 894 00:22:15,005 --> 00:22:18,003 BECAUSE I WAS IN SEVENTH GRADE, 895 00:22:15,005 --> 00:22:18,003 AND YOU KNOW, YOU'RE KIND OF 896 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:21,011 LIKE, TRYING TO FIGURE YOUR 897 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:21,011 STYLE OUT. 898 00:22:21,011 --> 00:22:25,013 AND I REMEMBER, LIKE, DRIVING 899 00:22:21,011 --> 00:22:25,013 TO SCHOOL THAT DAY, BEING LIKE, 900 00:22:25,013 --> 00:22:26,029 "THIS IS THE DAY IT'S ALL GOING 901 00:22:25,013 --> 00:22:26,029 TO BEGIN FOR ME. 902 00:22:26,029 --> 00:22:28,028 THIS IS IT 903 00:22:26,029 --> 00:22:28,028 THIS IS THE MOMENT." 904 00:22:28,028 --> 00:22:32,012 AND I STEPPED INTO THE HALLWAY, 905 00:22:28,028 --> 00:22:32,012 AND EVERY SINGLE HEAD SNAPPED 906 00:22:32,012 --> 00:22:34,015 TOWARDS ME, AND I REMEMBER 907 00:22:32,012 --> 00:22:34,015 THINKING, "OH, NO, I'VE MADE A 908 00:22:34,015 --> 00:22:39,012 A TERRIBLE MISTAKE." 909 00:22:34,015 --> 00:22:39,012 AND I DID. 910 00:22:39,012 --> 00:22:42,004 AND IT WAS THE ABSOLUTE WRONG 911 00:22:39,012 --> 00:22:42,004 CHOICE 912 00:22:42,004 --> 00:22:44,018 IT WAS SO BAD, MY SEVENTH GRADE 913 00:22:42,004 --> 00:22:44,018 SCIENCE TEACHER COMMENTED ON 914 00:22:44,018 --> 00:22:47,012 THEM 915 00:22:44,018 --> 00:22:47,012 >> Jimmy: THE DISCO SHOES? 916 00:22:47,012 --> 00:22:50,024 >> DISCO SHOES 917 00:22:47,012 --> 00:22:50,024 >> Jimmy: OH 918 00:22:50,024 --> 00:22:53,016 THAT -- OH, MAN. 919 00:22:50,024 --> 00:22:53,016 I GAVE A CARNATION -- THEY WERE 920 00:22:53,016 --> 00:22:56,001 SELLING THEM AT THE SCHOOL FOR, 921 00:22:53,016 --> 00:22:56,001 LIKE, 50 CENTS 922 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:58,029 AND I GAVE ONE TO THIS GIRL, 923 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:58,029 AND SHE, LIKE, CLOSED THE 924 00:22:58,029 --> 00:23:00,012 LOCKER 925 00:22:58,029 --> 00:23:00,012 SHE TOOK IT, SHE WAS LIKE 926 00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:02,014 "HUH?" 927 00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:02,014 AND THEN CLOSED THE LOCKER, AND 928 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:05,000 LIKE, HER BOYFRIEND WAS LIKE, 929 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:05,000 "DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 930 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 I GO, "OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT 931 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 YOU -- 932 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,014 WHAT?" 933 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,014 AND THEN HE WAS LIKE, "WE'RE 934 00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:11,013 FIGHTING." 935 00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:11,013 I WAS LIKE, "WHAT? 936 00:23:11,013 --> 00:23:12,019 SO THEN -- SO I GO, "WHEN DO WE 937 00:23:11,013 --> 00:23:12,019 FIGHT? 938 00:23:12,019 --> 00:23:15,017 "AFTER SCHOOL. 939 00:23:12,019 --> 00:23:15,017 I GO, "I CAN'T, I'M WORKING. 940 00:23:15,017 --> 00:23:17,026 HE'S LIKE -- I GO, "GOOD, WE'LL 941 00:23:15,017 --> 00:23:17,026 DO IT TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL. 942 00:23:17,026 --> 00:23:18,026 HE GOES, "I HAVE SOCCER 943 00:23:17,026 --> 00:23:18,026 PRACTICE." 944 00:23:18,026 --> 00:23:24,017 THEN I GO, "ALL RIGHT, COULD 945 00:23:18,026 --> 00:23:24,017 YOU DO FRIDAY, MAYBE?" 946 00:23:24,017 --> 00:23:25,023 CAN WE -- AND DUDE, I'M NOT 947 00:23:24,017 --> 00:23:25,023 KIDDING. 948 00:23:25,023 --> 00:23:28,015 WE ENDED UP FIGHTING AT 8:00 IN 949 00:23:25,023 --> 00:23:28,015 THE MORNING ON SUNDAY IN A 950 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:31,004 A CEMETERY 951 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:31,004 [ LAUGHTER ] 952 00:23:31,004 --> 00:23:32,023 'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY TIME WE 953 00:23:31,004 --> 00:23:32,023 COULD DO IT, AND WHEN WE 954 00:23:32,023 --> 00:23:34,028 WERE - 955 00:23:32,023 --> 00:23:34,028 >> WHY THE CEMETERY? 956 00:23:34,028 --> 00:23:37,020 >> Jimmy: IT WAS AN OPEN FIELD 957 00:23:34,028 --> 00:23:37,020 IT WAS A GOOD -- 958 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:41,021 >> NOT REALLY. 959 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:41,021 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW 960 00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:44,004 IT'S ALMOST MORE EVIL THAT IT'S 961 00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:44,004 IN THE CEMETERY. 962 00:23:44,004 --> 00:23:46,029 AND DUDE MY KARATE TEACHER 963 00:23:44,004 --> 00:23:46,029 SHOWED UP IN A TRANS AM AND 964 00:23:46,029 --> 00:23:49,021 WATCHED US 965 00:23:46,029 --> 00:23:49,021 >> I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE 966 00:23:49,021 --> 00:23:53,015 HALLUCINATING RIGHT NOW AND 967 00:23:49,021 --> 00:23:53,015 YOU'RE JUST SAYING WORDS 968 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:57,008 >> Jimmy: ANYWAY, LONG STORY 969 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:57,008 LONG, WE ENDED UP -- HE'S ONE 970 00:23:57,008 --> 00:23:59,010 OF MY BEST FRIENDS 971 00:23:57,008 --> 00:23:59,010 WE'RE TOTALLY LIKE -- THAT WAS 972 00:23:59,010 --> 00:24:01,012 MY FIRST FIGHT 973 00:23:59,010 --> 00:24:01,012 >> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRL 974 00:24:01,012 --> 00:24:04,011 WHO YOU GOT THE CARNATION FOR? 975 00:24:01,012 --> 00:24:04,011 >> Jimmy: NO ONE KNOWS 976 00:24:04,011 --> 00:24:06,003 NOT IN OUR WORLD ANYMORE 977 00:24:04,011 --> 00:24:06,003 >> NOT UNTIL TONIGHT, WHEN SHE 978 00:24:06,003 --> 00:24:07,016 TWEETS 979 00:24:06,003 --> 00:24:07,016 SHE'S LIKE, "IT WAS ME, JIMMY. 980 00:24:07,016 --> 00:24:09,011 >> Jimmy: "IT WAS ME 981 00:24:07,016 --> 00:24:09,011 I'M DOING FANTASTIC. 982 00:24:09,011 --> 00:24:10,014 AND I HAD A CRUSH ON ONE OF 983 00:24:09,011 --> 00:24:10,014 YOU. 984 00:24:10,014 --> 00:24:13,012 YEAH 985 00:24:10,014 --> 00:24:13,012 HERE WE GO 986 00:24:13,012 --> 00:24:16,028 LAST ROUND, IT'S TIME FOR 987 00:24:13,012 --> 00:24:16,028 FIRST. 988 00:24:16,028 --> 00:24:22,002 FIRST -- WHAT IS YOUR FIRST -- 989 00:24:16,028 --> 00:24:22,002 [ BEEPING 990 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:23,027 CELEBRITY CRUSH. 991 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:23,027 >> LEONARDO DiCAPRIO 992 00:24:23,027 --> 00:24:27,019 COME ON. 993 00:24:23,027 --> 00:24:27,019 >> Jimmy: WOW. 994 00:24:27,019 --> 00:24:31,024 FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH, FOR ME, 995 00:24:27,019 --> 00:24:31,024 IT WAS JO FROM "FACTS OF LIFE. 996 00:24:31,024 --> 00:24:35,022 NANCY McKEON 997 00:24:31,024 --> 00:24:35,022 >> OH, N -- AW 998 00:24:35,022 --> 00:24:38,004 >> Jimmy: I LOVED HER. 999 00:24:35,022 --> 00:24:38,004 SHE WAS, LIKE, SO CUTE TO ME 1000 00:24:38,004 --> 00:24:39,023 I WAS LIKE, WHO IS THAT? 1001 00:24:38,004 --> 00:24:39,023 >> SO COOL 1002 00:24:39,023 --> 00:24:43,021 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1003 00:24:39,023 --> 00:24:43,021 SHE WAS JUST COOL. 1004 00:24:43,021 --> 00:24:46,010 IT'S JO POLNIACZEK, MAN. 1005 00:24:43,021 --> 00:24:46,010 I THINK THAT WAS MY FIRST ONE, 1006 00:24:46,010 --> 00:24:50,011 YEAH 1007 00:24:46,010 --> 00:24:50,011 >> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, I JUST 1008 00:24:50,011 --> 00:24:51,027 THOUGHT OF EDDIE VEDDER. 1009 00:24:50,011 --> 00:24:51,027 HE WAS KIND OF AROUND THE SAME 1010 00:24:51,027 --> 00:24:53,006 TIME 1011 00:24:51,027 --> 00:24:53,006 EDDIE VEDDER, 1012 00:24:53,006 --> 00:24:56,025 LEONARDO DiCAPRIO. 1013 00:24:53,006 --> 00:24:56,025 THEY DON'T VENN VERY MUCH. 1014 00:24:56,025 --> 00:24:58,020 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T THINK 1015 00:24:56,025 --> 00:24:58,020 THEY'RE ON REALLY THE SAME 1016 00:24:58,020 --> 00:25:00,023 LISTS ALL THE TIME 1017 00:24:58,020 --> 00:25:00,023 WHICH LEONARDO DiCAPRIO? 1018 00:25:00,023 --> 00:25:03,002 >> HE WAS ON THAT SHOW FOR A 1019 00:25:00,023 --> 00:25:03,002 A WHILE. 1020 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,008 "WHO'S THE BOSS? 1021 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,008 >> Jimmy: OH, "GROWING PAINS." 1022 00:25:05,008 --> 00:25:08,029 >> OH, "GROWING PAINS. 1023 00:25:05,008 --> 00:25:08,029 [ LAUGHTER ] 1024 00:25:08,029 --> 00:25:13,014 >> Jimmy: NOT EVEN CLOSE TO 1025 00:25:08,029 --> 00:25:13,014 "WHO'S THE BOSS. 1026 00:25:13,014 --> 00:25:16,005 >> TWO VERY DIFFERENT SHOWS. 1027 00:25:13,014 --> 00:25:16,005 VERY DIFFERENT CASTS 1028 00:25:16,005 --> 00:25:18,000 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW THE SHOW, 1029 00:25:16,005 --> 00:25:18,000 "WHO'S THE BOSS," "GROWING 1030 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,006 PAINS. 1031 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,006 WHAT DID I SAY 1032 00:25:19,006 --> 00:25:20,016 >> I DON'T REMEMBER. 1033 00:25:19,006 --> 00:25:20,016 I JUST REMEMBER BEING LIKE, 1034 00:25:20,016 --> 00:25:22,017 "HI. 1035 00:25:20,016 --> 00:25:22,017 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1036 00:25:22,017 --> 00:25:25,012 >> "WHO'S THAT?" 1037 00:25:22,017 --> 00:25:25,012 >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO CUTE. 1038 00:25:25,012 --> 00:25:27,011 DUDE, I LOVE YOU 1039 00:25:25,012 --> 00:25:27,011 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING 1040 00:25:27,011 --> 00:25:29,010 ON 1041 00:25:27,011 --> 00:25:29,010 I ALWAYS LOVE TALKING TO YOU 1042 00:25:29,010 --> 00:25:31,026 AND PLAYING WITH YOU 1043 00:25:29,010 --> 00:25:31,026 ANNE'S NEW MOVIE, "LOCKED 1044 00:25:31,026 --> 00:25:34,016 DOWN," PREMIERES ON HBO MAX 1045 00:25:31,026 --> 00:25:34,016 THIS THURSDAY. 1046 00:25:34,016 --> 00:25:36,020 "LOCKED DOWN." 1047 00:25:34,016 --> 00:25:36,020 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT 1048 00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:38,002 BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," 1049 00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:38,002 EVERYBODY. 1050 00:25:38,002 --> 00:25:53,003 COME ON BACK 1051 00:25:38,002 --> 00:25:53,003 ♪ 1052 00:25:53,003 --> 00:25:55,022 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST HAS ONE 1053 00:25:53,003 --> 00:25:55,022 OF THE BIGGEST SOCIAL MEDIA 1054 00:25:55,022 --> 00:25:57,027 FOLLOWINGS IN THE WORLD. 1055 00:25:55,022 --> 00:25:57,027 SHE'S ALSO THE HOST OF "A 1056 00:25:57,027 --> 00:26:01,022 LITTLE LATE WITH LILLY SINGH." 1057 00:25:57,027 --> 00:26:01,022 SEASON TWO PREMIERED LAST 1058 00:26:01,022 --> 00:26:03,008 NIGHT, AND AIRS WEEKNIGHTS AT 1059 00:26:01,022 --> 00:26:03,008 1:35 A.M 1060 00:26:03,008 --> 00:26:06,013 ON NBC 1061 00:26:03,008 --> 00:26:06,013 SET YOUR DVRs. 1062 00:26:06,013 --> 00:26:10,012 HERE'S OUR PAL, LILLY SINGH. 1063 00:26:06,013 --> 00:26:10,012 OH 1064 00:26:10,012 --> 00:26:12,011 >> MY MAN. 1065 00:26:10,012 --> 00:26:12,011 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. 1066 00:26:12,011 --> 00:26:14,023 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC 1067 00:26:12,011 --> 00:26:14,023 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING 1068 00:26:14,023 --> 00:26:18,024 THIS, AND BEING HERE 1069 00:26:14,023 --> 00:26:18,024 >> ALL THE TINKY-WINKY VIBES 1070 00:26:18,024 --> 00:26:22,019 >> Jimmy: IS THAT TINKY-WINKY? 1071 00:26:18,024 --> 00:26:22,019 I LOVE THAT. 1072 00:26:22,019 --> 00:26:24,024 DUDE, LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE 1073 00:26:22,019 --> 00:26:24,024 SHOW, BY THE WAY, CONGRATS ON 1074 00:26:24,024 --> 00:26:26,027 THE SHOW, SEASON TWO 1075 00:26:24,024 --> 00:26:26,027 WATCHED LAST NIGHT 1076 00:26:26,027 --> 00:26:29,022 LOVED YOUR KAMALA HARRIS 1077 00:26:26,027 --> 00:26:29,022 >> THANK YOU 1078 00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:32,007 >> Jimmy: UH, YOU HAD A GOOD 1079 00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:32,007 LITTLE INSIDE JOKE ABOUT BEING 1080 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:36,002 ON AT 1:35 A.M., I LOVED IT. 1081 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:36,002 BUT THE -- I WAS THINKING, I 1082 00:26:36,002 --> 00:26:39,022 GO, DIDN'T -- BECAUSE I 1083 00:26:36,002 --> 00:26:39,022 REMEMBER, SOMEHOW I CONNECTED 1084 00:26:39,022 --> 00:26:46,014 YOU TO FOR, SOME REASON, I GO, 1085 00:26:39,022 --> 00:26:46,014 "WHY DID I CONNECT THIS? 1086 00:26:46,014 --> 00:26:49,003 AND YOU MET PRESIDENT -- VICE 1087 00:26:46,014 --> 00:26:49,003 PRESIDENT-ELECT KAMALA HARRIS 1088 00:26:49,003 --> 00:26:51,021 ON OUR SHOW. 1089 00:26:49,003 --> 00:26:51,021 THE LAST TIME YOU DID OUR SHOW 1090 00:26:51,021 --> 00:26:53,013 >> YES, I DID. 1091 00:26:51,021 --> 00:26:53,013 AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S 1092 00:26:53,013 --> 00:26:54,007 THE BIGGEEST FLEX -- THERE IT 1093 00:26:53,013 --> 00:26:54,007 IS 1094 00:26:54,007 --> 00:26:56,013 IT'S THE BIGGEST FLEX EVER 1095 00:26:54,007 --> 00:26:56,013 I VIVIDLY REMEMBER, I THINK 1096 00:26:56,013 --> 00:26:57,016 THIS WAS ACTUALLY THE DAY THAT 1097 00:26:56,013 --> 00:26:57,016 WAS BEFORE MY SEASON ONE 1098 00:26:57,016 --> 00:27:00,007 PREMIERE 1099 00:26:57,016 --> 00:27:00,007 >> Jimmy: YES. 1100 00:27:00,007 --> 00:27:02,003 >> YOU KNOW, KAMALA HARRIS WAS 1101 00:27:00,007 --> 00:27:02,003 THE FIRST GUEST. 1102 00:27:02,003 --> 00:27:03,009 AND SHE CAME, AND THEY SAID, 1103 00:27:02,003 --> 00:27:03,009 "HEY, KAMALA HARRIS WOULD LIKE 1104 00:27:03,009 --> 00:27:05,011 TO SAY HI. 1105 00:27:03,009 --> 00:27:05,011 AND I WAS LIKE, "YES, 1106 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:07,029 ABSOLUTELY." 1107 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:07,029 AND SHE PROCEEDED TO JUST BE 1108 00:27:07,029 --> 00:27:10,018 AMAZING. 1109 00:27:07,029 --> 00:27:10,018 SHE WAS LIKE, "LILLY, 1110 00:27:10,018 --> 00:27:14,009 EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING. 1111 00:27:10,018 --> 00:27:14,009 I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING IT, 1112 00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:18,012 AND IT'S SO SPECIAL. 1113 00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:18,012 YOU'RE A BIG VOICE FOR THE 1114 00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:19,018 COMMUNITY. 1115 00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:19,018 AND SHE WAS SAYING ALL THESE 1116 00:27:19,018 --> 00:27:21,010 THINGS ABOUT HOW I'M SO 1117 00:27:19,018 --> 00:27:21,010 INSPIRING AND PAVING A PATH. 1118 00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:24,009 AND I'M LIKE, YOU'RE 1119 00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:24,009 KAMALA HARRIS. 1120 00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:27,027 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THAT. 1121 00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:27,027 YOU'RE THAT. 1122 00:27:27,027 --> 00:27:31,015 >> I'M LIKE, "AM I IN THE 1123 00:27:27,027 --> 00:27:31,015 MATRIX RIGHT NOW?" 1124 00:27:31,015 --> 00:27:32,017 >> Jimmy: WHO IS TALKING ABOUT 1125 00:27:31,015 --> 00:27:32,017 WHO? 1126 00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:35,010 YEAH 1127 00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:35,010 THAT'S SO FUNNY. 1128 00:27:35,010 --> 00:27:37,005 >> IT WAS LIKE THE MEME WITH 1129 00:27:35,010 --> 00:27:37,005 SPIDER-MAN LOOKING AT HIMSELF. 1130 00:27:37,005 --> 00:27:40,019 >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE 1131 00:27:37,005 --> 00:27:40,019 DUDE, SPIDERMAN. 1132 00:27:40,019 --> 00:27:42,021 >> I WAS LIKE, "I'M SHOOK THAT 1133 00:27:40,019 --> 00:27:42,021 YOU'RE SAYING THIS ABOUT ME 1134 00:27:42,021 --> 00:27:44,020 BECAUSE --" AND I HAVE TO SAY 1135 00:27:42,021 --> 00:27:44,020 THAT HER ENERGY AND PRESENCE 1136 00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:47,001 WAS JUST SO INVIGORATING 1137 00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:47,001 I THINK I WENT OUT AND DID MY 1138 00:27:47,001 --> 00:27:48,006 MOST COMFORTABLE PERFORMANCE, 1139 00:27:47,001 --> 00:27:48,006 WITH YOU JIMMY 1140 00:27:48,006 --> 00:27:52,004 BECAUSE I WAS KAMALAFIED 1141 00:27:48,006 --> 00:27:52,004 SHE KAMALAFIED ME. 1142 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,029 >> Jimmy: KAMALAFIED 1143 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,029 YOU BECAME KAMALAFIED. 1144 00:27:54,029 --> 00:27:56,008 AND SO YOU JUST CAME OUT AND 1145 00:27:54,029 --> 00:27:56,008 JUST -- YEAH, YOU DID RIP IT UP 1146 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:59,010 THAT NIGHT 1147 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:59,010 IT WAS GREAT 1148 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,016 I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT WHAT 1149 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,016 YOU -- BECAUSE QUARANTINE, 1150 00:28:00,016 --> 00:28:06,007 EVERYONE IS AT HOME. 1151 00:28:00,016 --> 00:28:06,007 AND TRYING TO BE SAFE. 1152 00:28:06,007 --> 00:28:09,002 BUT I THINK I DID. 1153 00:28:06,007 --> 00:28:09,002 A LOT OF PEOPLE DID. 1154 00:28:09,002 --> 00:28:13,023 TOOK TO SOCIAL MEDIA, TO JUST 1155 00:28:09,002 --> 00:28:13,023 START DOING THINGS 1156 00:28:13,023 --> 00:28:17,021 AND YOU, WHO I FIRST WERE 1157 00:28:13,023 --> 00:28:17,021 INTRODUCED TO YOU BECAUSE YOU 1158 00:28:17,021 --> 00:28:22,012 WERE A YOUTUBE SUPERSTAR, UH, 1159 00:28:17,021 --> 00:28:22,012 AND I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU 1160 00:28:22,012 --> 00:28:23,018 WHAT DID YOU THINK OF ALL OF 1161 00:28:22,012 --> 00:28:23,018 IT, AND WHAT DID YOU THNK OF 1162 00:28:23,018 --> 00:28:26,020 EVERYONE'S STUFF 1163 00:28:23,018 --> 00:28:26,020 >> YEAH, I MEAN, LIKE MOST 1164 00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:29,022 PEOPLE, QUARANTINE FOR ME HAS 1165 00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:29,022 BEEN A TIME OF REFLECTING. 1166 00:28:29,022 --> 00:28:30,026 IT TOOK A GLOBAL PANDEMIC FOR 1167 00:28:29,022 --> 00:28:30,026 ME TO BE LIKE, "WHAT IS MY 1168 00:28:30,026 --> 00:28:34,016 LIFE 1169 00:28:30,026 --> 00:28:34,016 WHAT DO I LIKE 1170 00:28:34,016 --> 00:28:36,025 WHAT ARE MY PRIORITIES?" 1171 00:28:34,016 --> 00:28:36,025 UM, YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M A BIG 1172 00:28:36,025 --> 00:28:38,014 BELIEVER THAT EVERYTHING IS 1173 00:28:36,025 --> 00:28:38,014 A DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD 1174 00:28:38,014 --> 00:28:40,020 RIGHT? 1175 00:28:38,014 --> 00:28:40,020 I LOVE SOCIAL MEDIA. 1176 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:42,009 I HAVE A CAREER BECAUSE OF 1177 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:42,009 SOCIAL MEDIA 1178 00:28:42,009 --> 00:28:43,018 I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE WITH YOU 1179 00:28:42,009 --> 00:28:43,018 RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF SOCIAL 1180 00:28:43,018 --> 00:28:45,016 MEDIA. 1181 00:28:43,018 --> 00:28:45,016 SO, I DO THINK IT'S A WONDERFUL 1182 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:46,022 TOOL TO COI MEANECT PEOPLE, TO 1183 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:46,022 GET INFORMED, TO FEEL PART OF 1184 00:28:46,022 --> 00:28:50,027 SOMETHING. 1185 00:28:46,022 --> 00:28:50,027 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'D BE REMISE IF 1186 00:28:50,027 --> 00:28:57,012 I DIDN'T SAY THAT IT ALSO CAN 1187 00:28:50,027 --> 00:28:57,012 BE QUITE TOXIC 1188 00:28:57,012 --> 00:28:59,017 AND I THINK I GOT INTO A LITTLE 1189 00:28:57,012 --> 00:28:59,017 BIT OF A PHASE WHERE I THOUGHT 1190 00:28:59,017 --> 00:29:01,023 TWITTER WAS REAL LIFE. 1191 00:28:59,017 --> 00:29:01,023 AND INSTAGRAM WAS REAL LIFE. 1192 00:29:01,023 --> 00:29:05,016 AND I WAS LIVING IN THAT WORLD 1193 00:29:01,023 --> 00:29:05,016 AND THEN I HAD TO BE LIKE, 1194 00:29:05,016 --> 00:29:07,023 "THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO 1195 00:29:05,016 --> 00:29:07,023 LIVE." 1196 00:29:07,023 --> 00:29:10,005 LIKE, THERE IS SO MUCH TOXICITY 1197 00:29:07,023 --> 00:29:10,005 ONLINE 1198 00:29:10,005 --> 00:29:12,024 UM, AND I TALKED ABOUT THIS IN 1199 00:29:10,005 --> 00:29:12,024 THE SEASON PREMIERE MONOLOGUE, 1200 00:29:12,024 --> 00:29:15,019 ESPECIALLY IN THE BLACK LIVES 1201 00:29:12,024 --> 00:29:15,019 MATTER MOVEMENT, I FELT LIKE 1202 00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:17,002 SOCIAL MEDIA WAS JUST SO FULL 1203 00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:17,002 OF DIVISION. 1204 00:29:17,002 --> 00:29:20,014 AND I ACTUALLY WENT TO A 1205 00:29:17,002 --> 00:29:20,014 A PROTEST IN REAL LIFE, AND IT 1206 00:29:20,014 --> 00:29:21,019 WAS BEAUTIFUL. 1207 00:29:20,014 --> 00:29:21,019 AND FOR ME, THAT WAS THAT 1208 00:29:21,019 --> 00:29:24,000 MOMENT WHERE I THOUGHT, "THE 1209 00:29:21,019 --> 00:29:24,000 REAL WORLD DESERVES OUR 1210 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,006 ATTENTION, AS MUCH, OR MORE, 1211 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,006 THAT I'M GIVING IT ON THE 1212 00:29:28,006 --> 00:29:31,015 PHONE. 1213 00:29:28,006 --> 00:29:31,015 AND SO I DELETED SOCIAL MEDIA 1214 00:29:31,015 --> 00:29:33,024 OFF MY PHONE DURING QUARANTINE 1215 00:29:31,015 --> 00:29:33,024 AND IT'S BEEN REALLY GREAT 1216 00:29:33,024 --> 00:29:36,012 I FEEL LIKE I'M A LOT MORE 1217 00:29:33,024 --> 00:29:36,012 PRESENT. 1218 00:29:36,012 --> 00:29:38,015 >> Jimmy: REALLY 1219 00:29:36,012 --> 00:29:38,015 >> APPARENTLY THERE'S TREES 1220 00:29:38,015 --> 00:29:40,017 OUTSIDE. 1221 00:29:38,015 --> 00:29:40,017 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, THAT'S NOT 1222 00:29:40,017 --> 00:29:43,019 TRUE 1223 00:29:40,017 --> 00:29:43,019 >> IN MY BACKYARD. 1224 00:29:43,019 --> 00:29:45,014 I WAS LIKE, "WHEN DID THESE GET 1225 00:29:43,019 --> 00:29:45,014 HERE?" 1226 00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:48,013 >> Jimmy: WAIT, DUDE, TREES ARE 1227 00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:48,013 TRENDING RIGHT NOW 1228 00:29:48,013 --> 00:29:50,028 NUMBER TWO, PEOPLE 1229 00:29:48,013 --> 00:29:50,028 REDISCOVERING TREES. 1230 00:29:50,028 --> 00:29:53,010 THEY LOVE IT 1231 00:29:50,028 --> 00:29:53,010 >> LITERALLY 1232 00:29:53,010 --> 00:29:56,023 >>Jimmy: YEAH. 1233 00:29:53,010 --> 00:29:56,023 THAT'S SO -- WAIT, SO YOU JUST 1234 00:29:56,023 --> 00:30:00,010 WENT NO TWITTER? 1235 00:29:56,023 --> 00:30:00,010 >> YEAH, I MEAN, I DELETED IT 1236 00:30:00,010 --> 00:30:02,000 OFF MY PHONE 1237 00:30:00,010 --> 00:30:02,000 I WON'T LIE. 1238 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:02,029 IT'S KIND OF LIKE A DRUNK 1239 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:02,029 RELATIONSHIP 1240 00:30:02,029 --> 00:30:05,008 LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE GET 1241 00:30:02,029 --> 00:30:05,008 DRUNK, THEY TEXT THEIR EX. 1242 00:30:05,008 --> 00:30:07,008 IF I GET DRUNK, I DOWNLOAD 1243 00:30:05,008 --> 00:30:07,008 TWITTER. 1244 00:30:07,008 --> 00:30:09,006 LIKE, THIS IS MY RELATIONSHIP 1245 00:30:07,008 --> 00:30:09,006 WITH TWITTER 1246 00:30:09,006 --> 00:30:10,013 I BE DRUNK AND I'M LIKE, "YOU 1247 00:30:09,006 --> 00:30:10,013 KNOW, JUST ONE TWEET, ONE QUICK 1248 00:30:10,013 --> 00:30:14,010 ONE. 1249 00:30:10,013 --> 00:30:14,010 IT MEANS NOTHING." 1250 00:30:14,010 --> 00:30:16,003 AND THEN I DOWNLOAD TWITTER. 1251 00:30:14,010 --> 00:30:16,003 SO I DEFINETLY RELAPSE, AND 1252 00:30:16,003 --> 00:30:19,028 HAVE MOMENTS 1253 00:30:16,003 --> 00:30:19,028 BUT I TRY TO NOT -- YOU KNOW 1254 00:30:19,028 --> 00:30:21,010 WHAT I'M TRYING TO AVOID, 1255 00:30:19,028 --> 00:30:21,010 JIMMY? 1256 00:30:21,010 --> 00:30:22,016 I'M TRYING TO AVOID THE HUMAN 1257 00:30:21,010 --> 00:30:22,016 TENDENCYWE HAVE, WHERE IF WE 1258 00:30:22,016 --> 00:30:23,019 HAVE A SPARE FOUR MINUTES 1259 00:30:22,016 --> 00:30:23,019 BEFORE ANYTHING, WE GO LIKE 1260 00:30:23,019 --> 00:30:29,002 THIS 1261 00:30:23,019 --> 00:30:29,002 >> Jimmy: YES. 1262 00:30:29,002 --> 00:30:30,028 >> I'M TRYING TO GET RID OF 1263 00:30:29,002 --> 00:30:30,028 THAT 1264 00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:33,007 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1265 00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:33,007 >> BECAUSE I'D RATHER DO THIS. 1266 00:30:33,007 --> 00:30:35,020 I'D RATHER BE, LIKE, CHECKING 1267 00:30:33,007 --> 00:30:35,020 IN WITH MYSELF 1268 00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:37,026 I'D RATHER CONTROL THE ENERGY 1269 00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:37,026 I'M GETTING IN MY DAY. 1270 00:30:37,026 --> 00:30:40,014 AND I DON'T WANT TO GIVE THAT 1271 00:30:37,026 --> 00:30:40,014 CONTROL AWAY 1272 00:30:40,014 --> 00:30:43,016 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I FIND THAT, I 1273 00:30:40,014 --> 00:30:43,016 GO, "UH, THAT IS SO ANNOYING IF 1274 00:30:43,016 --> 00:30:46,011 SOMEBODY DOES THAT." 1275 00:30:43,016 --> 00:30:46,011 AND THEN ONCE SOMEONE DOES IT, 1276 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,024 IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOOK AT MY 1277 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,024 PHONE. 1278 00:30:47,024 --> 00:30:50,009 >> EXACTLY 1279 00:30:47,024 --> 00:30:50,009 EXACTLY. 1280 00:30:50,009 --> 00:30:51,022 >> Jimmy: WHAT AM I MISSING OUT 1281 00:30:50,009 --> 00:30:51,022 ON 1282 00:30:51,022 --> 00:30:53,017 >> BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE THE 1283 00:30:51,022 --> 00:30:53,017 IDIOT. 1284 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:55,000 YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, SHOULD I BE 1285 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:55,000 DOING THIS, TOO? 1286 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,019 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1287 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,019 WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT'S NEW, 1288 00:30:56,019 --> 00:31:00,014 WHO'S TRENDING, WHO HATES WHO, 1289 00:30:56,019 --> 00:31:00,014 WHAT IS GOING ON 1290 00:31:00,014 --> 00:31:01,020 IT'S LIKE, "NO, I --" >> AND I 1291 00:31:00,014 --> 00:31:01,020 FIND MYSELF MAGNETICALLY 1292 00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:06,007 ATTRACTED TO COMMENTS AND 1293 00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:06,007 DRAMA. 1294 00:31:06,007 --> 00:31:08,011 AND THAT'S ON ME 1295 00:31:06,007 --> 00:31:08,011 I FEEL LIKE I GO ON TO 1296 00:31:08,011 --> 00:31:10,019 ANYTHING, I'M DIVING IN THE 1297 00:31:08,011 --> 00:31:10,019 COMMENTS 1298 00:31:10,019 --> 00:31:12,015 >>Jimmy: IT'S HUMAN >> OH, 1299 00:31:10,019 --> 00:31:12,015 SOMEONE WROTE SOMETHING? WHAT 1300 00:31:12,015 --> 00:31:14,004 DID PEOPLE REPLY SAYING? 1301 00:31:12,015 --> 00:31:14,004 AND NOW I'M IN THIS WORLD WHERE 1302 00:31:14,004 --> 00:31:16,020 I'M LIKE, "HOW DID I GET HERE? 1303 00:31:14,004 --> 00:31:16,020 WHY DO I CARE ABOUT ANY OF 1304 00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:18,020 THIS?" 1305 00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:18,020 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, IT'S JUST 1306 00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:20,011 A HUMAN THING. 1307 00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:20,011 I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT 1308 00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:23,029 SEASON TWO 1309 00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:23,029 YOU CHANGED IT UP. 1310 00:31:23,029 --> 00:31:26,005 IT'S GREAT 1311 00:31:23,029 --> 00:31:26,005 >> THANKS. 1312 00:31:26,005 --> 00:31:28,008 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU DID 1313 00:31:26,005 --> 00:31:28,008 THAT 1314 00:31:28,008 --> 00:31:30,014 I THINK IT'S GOOD. 1315 00:31:28,008 --> 00:31:30,014 THAT YOU HAVE TO -- EVERYONE 1316 00:31:30,014 --> 00:31:33,024 SHOULD TRY NEW THINGS, AND SEE 1317 00:31:30,014 --> 00:31:33,024 WHAT STICKS. 1318 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:36,006 YOU TOTALLY CHANGED IT FROM THE 1319 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:36,006 FIRST SEASON 1320 00:31:36,006 --> 00:31:38,018 >> I DID 1321 00:31:36,006 --> 00:31:38,018 I GRABBED IT BY THE REINS, TO 1322 00:31:38,018 --> 00:31:39,023 BE HONEST. 1323 00:31:38,018 --> 00:31:39,023 YOU KNOW, SEASON ONE, FOR ME -- 1324 00:31:39,023 --> 00:31:44,000 I'LL JUST BE HONEST, I CAME ON 1325 00:31:39,023 --> 00:31:44,000 YOUR SHOW, JIMMY, SEASON ONE 1326 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,003 I WAS WEARING THAT GREEN 1327 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,003 OUTFIT, AND I CAME AND I SAID, 1328 00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:45,029 "I'M BREAKING THE RULES OF LATE 1329 00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:45,029 NIGHT. 1330 00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:50,029 YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO CHANGE 1331 00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:50,029 THE FORMAT." 1332 00:31:50,029 --> 00:31:53,001 AND THEN I LITERALLY PROCEEDED 1333 00:31:50,029 --> 00:31:53,001 TO DO THE EXACT SAME FORMAT. 1334 00:31:53,001 --> 00:31:55,014 AND DID EVERYTHING THAT I SAID 1335 00:31:53,001 --> 00:31:55,014 I'M WASN'T GOING TO DO 1336 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:58,015 AND I TAKE THAT "L" ON MY 1337 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:58,015 SHOULDERS BECAUSE I THINK 1338 00:31:58,015 --> 00:31:59,025 SEASON ONE I WAS LEARNING 1339 00:31:58,015 --> 00:31:59,025 A COMPLETE NEW WORLD 1340 00:31:59,025 --> 00:32:02,013 YOU KNOW 1341 00:31:59,025 --> 00:32:02,013 THE LEARNING CURVE WAS SO STEEP 1342 00:32:02,013 --> 00:32:04,002 FOR ME 1343 00:32:02,013 --> 00:32:04,002 AND SO, I FOUND MYSELF NOT 1344 00:32:04,002 --> 00:32:07,015 BEING COMPLETELY MYSELF. 1345 00:32:04,002 --> 00:32:07,015 I FOUND MYSELF TRYING TO BE 1346 00:32:07,015 --> 00:32:11,005 SOMEONE THAT WOULD PLEASE THE 1347 00:32:07,015 --> 00:32:11,005 LATE NIGHT WORLD, AND ALL THE 1348 00:32:11,005 --> 00:32:14,017 ARTICLES, AND HEADLINES. 1349 00:32:11,005 --> 00:32:14,017 I HAD TO, LIKE, REALLY HAVE 1350 00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:15,024 A TALK WITH MYSELF BEFORE 1351 00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:15,024 SEASON TWO AND SAY, "YOU NEED 1352 00:32:15,024 --> 00:32:21,017 TO MAKE THIS YOU." 1353 00:32:15,024 --> 00:32:21,017 AND THAT'S WHAT I'VE DONE. 1354 00:32:21,017 --> 00:32:23,022 >> Jimmy: SINCE YOU STARTED THE 1355 00:32:21,017 --> 00:32:23,022 NEW SEASON, STARTED LAST NIGHT, 1356 00:32:23,022 --> 00:32:26,015 BUT EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH. 1357 00:32:23,022 --> 00:32:26,015 AFTER ME, AFTER SETH, COMES 1358 00:32:26,015 --> 00:32:30,005 LILLY. 1359 00:32:26,015 --> 00:32:30,005 UH, AND SO 1:35 A.M., CHECK IT 1360 00:32:30,005 --> 00:32:32,014 OUT. 1361 00:32:30,005 --> 00:32:32,014 I WANT TO ASK YOU SOME NEW 1362 00:32:32,014 --> 00:32:34,016 QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU. 1363 00:32:32,014 --> 00:32:34,016 >> SURE. 1364 00:32:34,016 --> 00:32:36,019 >> Jimmy: READY? 1365 00:32:34,016 --> 00:32:36,019 ALL RIGHT. 1366 00:32:36,019 --> 00:32:39,001 WHAT IS YOUR NEW JAM 1367 00:32:36,019 --> 00:32:39,001 WHAT IS A NEW SONG THAT YOU 1368 00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:41,000 DISCOVERED 1369 00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:41,000 >> HM, OKAY, WELL SAWEETIE WAS 1370 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,002 MY FIRST GUEST, AND I 1371 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,002 DISCOVERED HER SONG "BEST 1372 00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:46,028 FRIEND" WITH DOJA CAT. 1373 00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:46,028 AND I CAN'T TWERK, BUT THAT 1374 00:32:46,028 --> 00:32:49,010 SONG MAKES ME WANT TO TRY. 1375 00:32:46,028 --> 00:32:49,010 YOU KNOW 1376 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:52,015 IT REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO TRY 1377 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:52,015 TO TWERK, AND I LOVE IT. 1378 00:32:52,015 --> 00:32:55,020 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S A NEW GAME 1379 00:32:52,015 --> 00:32:55,020 THAT YOU PLAYED? 1380 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:58,006 >> OKAY, SO, I THINK I'M LATE 1381 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:58,006 TO THE PARTY HERE. 1382 00:32:58,006 --> 00:32:59,011 BECAUSE I THINK PEOPLE HAVE 1383 00:32:58,006 --> 00:32:59,011 BEEN ON THIS FOR A WHILE, BUT 1384 00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:00,008 DURING THE PANDEMIC, I 1385 00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:00,008 DISCOVERED CATAN 1386 00:33:00,008 --> 00:33:03,029 AND NOW I'M A FULL-FLEDGED 1387 00:33:00,008 --> 00:33:03,029 NERD 1388 00:33:03,029 --> 00:33:06,024 AND I PLAY ONLINE AND 1389 00:33:03,029 --> 00:33:06,024 IN-PERSON, AND I'M JUST, CATAN 1390 00:33:06,024 --> 00:33:10,009 IS MY THING. 1391 00:33:06,024 --> 00:33:10,009 >> Jimmy: DUDE, I WANT TO MAKE 1392 00:33:10,009 --> 00:33:11,025 A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS, "NOBODY 1393 00:33:10,009 --> 00:33:11,025 WANTS YOUR SHEEP." 1394 00:33:11,025 --> 00:33:14,014 >> EXACTLY 1395 00:33:11,025 --> 00:33:14,014 SEND ME ONE. 1396 00:33:14,014 --> 00:33:18,007 THAT'S GENIUS. 1397 00:33:14,014 --> 00:33:18,007 >> Jimmy: NOBODY WANTS YOUR 1398 00:33:18,007 --> 00:33:20,001 SHEEP. 1399 00:33:18,007 --> 00:33:20,001 [ LAUGHTER ] 1400 00:33:20,001 --> 00:33:26,025 >> WOW 1401 00:33:20,001 --> 00:33:26,025 I'VE NEVER FELT MORE SEEN. 1402 00:33:26,025 --> 00:33:28,014 >> Jimmy: THAT IS A NERDY THING 1403 00:33:26,025 --> 00:33:28,014 THAT JUST HAPPENED 1404 00:33:28,014 --> 00:33:31,029 ALL RIGHT, I LOVE THAT 1405 00:33:28,014 --> 00:33:31,029 >> THAT SETTLES IT 1406 00:33:31,029 --> 00:33:34,002 >> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT SETTLES 1407 00:33:31,029 --> 00:33:34,002 IT 1408 00:33:34,002 --> 00:33:37,010 AND BY THE WAY, A LITTLE LATE 1409 00:33:34,002 --> 00:33:37,010 TO THE PARTY, THAT'S A SEGMENT 1410 00:33:37,010 --> 00:33:41,014 ON YOUR SHOW RIGHT THERE 1411 00:33:37,010 --> 00:33:41,014 A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY 1412 00:33:41,014 --> 00:33:43,023 THAT'S A NEW SEGMENT 1413 00:33:41,014 --> 00:33:43,023 ALL RIGHT. 1414 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:48,011 HERE WE GO 1415 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:48,011 WHAT IS YOUR NEWEST MANTRA 1416 00:33:48,011 --> 00:33:53,005 >> MY NEWEST MANTRA IS QUITE 1417 00:33:48,011 --> 00:33:53,005 SIMPLE 1418 00:33:53,005 --> 00:33:54,008 IT IS SIMPLY, "WHAT KIND OF 1419 00:33:53,005 --> 00:33:54,008 LIFE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?" 1420 00:33:54,008 --> 00:33:58,014 AND I KNOW THAT SOUNDS VERY 1421 00:33:54,008 --> 00:33:58,014 BASIC. 1422 00:33:58,014 --> 00:33:59,018 BUT THE REASON IT'S BEEN 1423 00:33:58,014 --> 00:33:59,018 WORKING FOR ME, IS I FEEL LIKE 1424 00:33:59,018 --> 00:34:00,024 I IDENTIFIED SO MANY REASONS I 1425 00:33:59,018 --> 00:34:00,024 USED TO GET FLUSTERED IN LIFE 1426 00:34:00,024 --> 00:34:06,004 WAS I'D BE GIVING AWAY CONTROL 1427 00:34:00,024 --> 00:34:06,004 PEOPLE ONLINE, TO PRODUCERS, 1428 00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:08,007 ALL THIS STUFF 1429 00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:08,007 WHEN YOU ASK YOURSELF, "WHAT 1430 00:34:08,007 --> 00:34:11,020 KIND OF LIFE DO YOU WANT TO 1431 00:34:08,007 --> 00:34:11,020 LIVE?" 1432 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:12,026 IT KIND OF HELPS YOU FRAME THE 1433 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:12,026 SITUATION WHERE YOU CAN TAKE 1434 00:34:12,026 --> 00:34:15,011 CONTROL. 1435 00:34:12,026 --> 00:34:15,011 DO YOU WANT THE LIFE WHERE YOU 1436 00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:16,018 HAVE TO LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE, 1437 00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:16,018 AND YOU HAVE TO BE NEAR THESE 1438 00:34:16,018 --> 00:34:19,022 PEOPLE 1439 00:34:16,018 --> 00:34:19,022 AND YOU HAVE TO FEEL THIS WAY? 1440 00:34:19,022 --> 00:34:20,028 OR, DO YOU WANT THE LIFE WHERE 1441 00:34:19,022 --> 00:34:20,028 YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, 1442 00:34:20,028 --> 00:34:22,004 AND REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THOSE 1443 00:34:20,028 --> 00:34:22,004 SITUATIONS 1444 00:34:22,004 --> 00:34:26,019 OR, LIKE, YOU KNOW, TAKE A 1445 00:34:22,004 --> 00:34:26,019 A DIFFERENT PATH 1446 00:34:26,019 --> 00:34:28,024 WHAT KIND OF LIFE DO YOU WANT 1447 00:34:26,019 --> 00:34:28,024 TO LIVE IS A BIG THING FOR ME. 1448 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:31,011 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 1449 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:31,011 UM, THERE IS A NEW EPISODE OF 1450 00:34:31,011 --> 00:34:32,007 YOUR SHOW AIRING TONIGHT ON 1451 00:34:31,011 --> 00:34:32,007 NBC. 1452 00:34:32,007 --> 00:34:36,018 WHO'S ON THE SHOW TONIGHT? 1453 00:34:32,007 --> 00:34:36,018 >> BRIE LARSON 1454 00:34:36,018 --> 00:34:38,023 BRIE LARSON'S ON THE SHOW, 1455 00:34:36,018 --> 00:34:38,023 WHICH IS, I KNOW 1456 00:34:38,023 --> 00:34:40,009 I'M LIKE, "THESE FAMOUSES HAVE 1457 00:34:38,023 --> 00:34:40,009 TAKEN TIME TO TALK TO ME 1458 00:34:40,009 --> 00:34:43,001 I'M SHOOK. 1459 00:34:40,009 --> 00:34:43,001 UM, BUT IT'S SUPER COOL. 1460 00:34:43,001 --> 00:34:45,020 SHE SINGS AND PLAYS ME SOME OF 1461 00:34:43,001 --> 00:34:45,020 MY COMMENTS MUSICALLY. 1462 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:48,015 SOP IT'S SUPER FUN 1463 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:48,015 >> Jimmy: NO WAY 1464 00:34:48,015 --> 00:34:50,001 >> I ALSO TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE 1465 00:34:48,015 --> 00:34:50,001 A DRINK, A SOLO SEX ON THE 1466 00:34:50,001 --> 00:34:54,029 BEACH. 1467 00:34:50,001 --> 00:34:54,029 I TEACH IN MY EPISODE TODAY. 1468 00:34:54,029 --> 00:34:57,027 UM, AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT 1469 00:34:54,029 --> 00:34:57,027 CLEAR, I'M NOT A MIXOLOGIST, 1470 00:34:57,027 --> 00:34:59,007 BUT I DO HAVE A STRONG WILL TO 1471 00:34:57,027 --> 00:34:59,007 DRINK. 1472 00:34:59,007 --> 00:35:01,012 AND I BELIEVE IT'S THE SAME 1473 00:34:59,007 --> 00:35:01,012 THING. 1474 00:35:01,012 --> 00:35:03,018 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THE NEW 1475 00:35:01,012 --> 00:35:03,018 SEASON 1476 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:05,004 AND YOU STILL HAVE THE BEST 1477 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:05,004 FASHION, BEST KICKS IN THE 1478 00:35:05,004 --> 00:35:07,000 GAME, MAN. 1479 00:35:05,004 --> 00:35:07,000 OH, MY GOD 1480 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,021 YOUR SNEAKERS, COME ON 1481 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,021 ALWAYS, ALWAYS SOMETHING COOL. 1482 00:35:10,021 --> 00:35:13,023 NEW SEASON OF "A LITTLE LATE 1483 00:35:10,021 --> 00:35:13,023 WITH LILLY SINGH," AIRS 1484 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:16,002 WEEKNIGHTS AT 1:35 A.M. ON NBC 1485 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:16,002 WATCH IT TONIGHT 1486 00:35:16,002 --> 00:35:18,004 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 1487 00:35:16,002 --> 00:35:18,004 A PERFORMANCE FROM 1488 00:35:18,004 --> 00:35:20,022 JAZMINE SULLIVAN 1489 00:35:18,004 --> 00:35:20,022 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 1490 00:35:20,022 --> 00:35:39,003 THANK YOU. 1491 00:35:20,022 --> 00:35:39,003 ♪ 1492 00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:42,002 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "GIRL LIKE 1493 00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:42,002 ME" FROM HER NEW PROJECT "HO 1494 00:35:42,002 --> 00:35:43,014 TALES," HERE'S 1495 00:35:42,002 --> 00:35:43,014 JAZMINE SULLIVAN 1496 00:35:43,014 --> 00:35:46,019 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1497 00:35:43,014 --> 00:35:46,019 ♪ 1498 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:50,014 ♪ AH, YEAH, YEA 1499 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:50,014 AH, YEAH, YEAH 1500 00:35:50,014 --> 00:35:55,005 YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1501 00:35:50,014 --> 00:35:55,005 ♪ AH, YEAH, YEA 1502 00:35:55,005 --> 00:35:57,023 AH, YEAH, YEAH 1503 00:35:55,005 --> 00:35:57,023 YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1504 00:35:57,023 --> 00:36:10,024 ♪ 1505 00:35:57,023 --> 00:36:10,024 ♪ SEE I MADE 1506 00:36:10,024 --> 00:36:13,023 PROFILE ON TINDE 1507 00:36:10,024 --> 00:36:13,023 SINCE YOU LEFT M 1508 00:36:13,023 --> 00:36:16,021 TO BE WITH HER ♪ 1509 00:36:13,023 --> 00:36:16,021 ♪ I THINK THAT MEAN 1510 00:36:16,021 --> 00:36:19,026 I'M GETTIN' DESPERAT 1511 00:36:16,021 --> 00:36:19,026 WISH I COULD 1512 00:36:19,026 --> 00:36:22,015 RETURN TO SENDER ♪ 1513 00:36:19,026 --> 00:36:22,015 ♪ BUT YOU DON'T 1514 00:36:22,015 --> 00:36:33,026 LOVE ME NO MOR 1515 00:36:22,015 --> 00:36:33,026 AND I DON'T EVEN 1516 00:36:33,026 --> 00:36:35,008 KNOW WHAT FOR YEAH ♪ 1517 00:36:33,026 --> 00:36:35,008 ♪ KNEW IT WAS REA 1518 00:36:35,008 --> 00:36:39,006 WHEN YOU BLOCKED ME ♪ 1519 00:36:35,008 --> 00:36:39,006 ♪ NOW I SIT AT HOME 1520 00:36:39,006 --> 00:36:40,028 JUDGIN' MY BOD 1521 00:36:39,006 --> 00:36:40,028 WONDERING WHAT I DID 1522 00:36:40,028 --> 00:36:43,028 TO LOSE YOU ♪ 1523 00:36:40,028 --> 00:36:43,028 ♪ WHY IN THE HELL 1524 00:36:43,028 --> 00:36:46,023 YOU AIN'T CHOOSE M 1525 00:36:43,028 --> 00:36:46,023 WHY YOU DON' 1526 00:36:46,023 --> 00:36:53,000 LOVE ME NO MORE ♪ 1527 00:36:46,023 --> 00:36:53,000 ♪ I DON'T EVE 1528 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:58,010 KNOW WHAT FO 1529 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:58,010 YOU MUST'VE WANTED 1530 00:36:58,010 --> 00:37:01,012 SOMETHIN' DIFFERENT ♪ 1531 00:36:58,010 --> 00:37:01,012 ♪ STILL DON'T KNO 1532 00:37:01,012 --> 00:37:04,011 WHAT I WAS MISSIN' 1533 00:37:01,012 --> 00:37:04,011 WHAT YOU ASKED 1534 00:37:04,011 --> 00:37:07,029 I WOULD'VE GIVEN ♪ 1535 00:37:04,011 --> 00:37:07,029 ♪ IT AIN'T RIGHT HO 1536 00:37:07,029 --> 00:37:13,019 THESE HOES BE WINNIN 1537 00:37:07,029 --> 00:37:13,019 WHY THEY BE WINNIN' YEAH 1538 00:37:13,019 --> 00:37:19,004 NO HOPE FOR A GIRL LIKE ME ♪ 1539 00:37:13,019 --> 00:37:19,004 ♪ HOW COME THEY BE WINNIN 1540 00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:21,003 AND I AIN'T WANNA BE 1541 00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:21,003 BUT YOU GON' MAK 1542 00:37:21,003 --> 00:37:23,028 A HOE OUT OF ME ♪ 1543 00:37:21,003 --> 00:37:23,028 ♪ YEAH YOU GON' MAKE ME 1544 00:37:23,028 --> 00:37:26,020 A GOLD DIGGE 1545 00:37:23,028 --> 00:37:26,020 MAYBE I SHOULD 1546 00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:29,012 LOOK LIKE A STRIPPER ♪ 1547 00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:29,012 ♪ WEARIN' FASHION 1548 00:37:29,012 --> 00:37:32,021 NOVA DRESSES 1549 00:37:29,012 --> 00:37:32,021 WHY THESE DUDES BE S 1550 00:37:32,021 --> 00:37:34,013 PRESSED AND IMPRESSED ♪ 1551 00:37:32,021 --> 00:37:34,013 ♪ WITH IT 1552 00:37:34,013 --> 00:37:40,003 YOU LEAVE ME WIT 1553 00:37:34,013 --> 00:37:40,003 NO CHOIC 1554 00:37:40,003 --> 00:37:46,007 I CAN'T DO THIS GOOD ♪ 1555 00:37:40,003 --> 00:37:46,007 ♪ GIRL NO MOR 1556 00:37:46,007 --> 00:37:52,005 OH-OH OH-OH I JUST WANTE 1557 00:37:46,007 --> 00:37:52,005 YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS MISSIN 1558 00:37:52,005 --> 00:37:54,017 WHAT YOU ASKED ♪ 1559 00:37:52,005 --> 00:37:54,017 ♪ I WOULD'VE GIVE 1560 00:37:54,017 --> 00:37:57,015 IT AIN'T RIGHT 1561 00:37:54,017 --> 00:37:57,015 HOW THESE HOES BE WINNIN 1562 00:37:57,015 --> 00:38:03,025 WHY THEY BE WINNIN' ♪ 1563 00:37:57,015 --> 00:38:03,025 ♪ LIKE ME HOW COM 1564 00:38:03,025 --> 00:38:06,017 THEY BE WINNIN 1565 00:38:03,025 --> 00:38:06,017 HOW COME THE 1566 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:09,006 WHY THEY BE WHY THEY BE ♪ 1567 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:09,006 ♪ AND I AIN'T WANNA B 1568 00:38:09,006 --> 00:38:11,011 BUT YOU GON' MAK 1569 00:38:09,006 --> 00:38:11,011 A HOE OUT OF M 1570 00:38:11,011 --> 00:38:15,009 Y'ALL BE MAKIN' US SAD ♪ 1571 00:38:11,011 --> 00:38:15,009 ♪ THEN SAY Y'ALL DON' 1572 00:38:15,009 --> 00:38:18,011 KNOW WHY WE MA 1573 00:38:15,009 --> 00:38:18,011 SO WE START ACTIN' 1574 00:38:18,011 --> 00:38:20,023 LIKE WE DON'T CARE ♪ 1575 00:38:18,011 --> 00:38:20,023 ♪ 'CAUSE Y'ALL BE 1576 00:38:20,023 --> 00:38:24,009 TAKIN' US THER 1577 00:38:20,023 --> 00:38:24,009 'CAUSE YOU DON'T 1578 00:38:24,009 --> 00:38:34,013 WANT US NO MORE OOH ♪ 1579 00:38:24,009 --> 00:38:34,013 ♪ IT BREAKS US TO THE COR 1580 00:38:34,013 --> 00:38:37,012 BOY YOU MUST WANTE 1581 00:38:34,013 --> 00:38:37,012 SOMETHIN' DIFFEREN 1582 00:38:37,012 --> 00:38:40,007 STILL DON'T KNOW ♪ 1583 00:38:37,012 --> 00:38:40,007 ♪ WHAT I WAS MISSIN 1584 00:38:40,007 --> 00:38:43,028 WHAT YOU ASKED 1585 00:38:40,007 --> 00:38:43,028 I WOULD'VE GIVEN 1586 00:38:43,028 --> 00:38:46,017 IT AIN'T RIGHT HOW ♪ 1587 00:38:43,028 --> 00:38:46,017 ♪ THESE HOES BE WINNIN' 1588 00:38:46,017 --> 00:38:52,004 WHY THEY BE WINNIN 1589 00:38:46,017 --> 00:38:52,004 NO HOPE FOR A GIRL LIKE ME 1590 00:38:52,004 --> 00:38:58,005 HOW COME THEY BE WINNIN' ♪ 1591 00:38:52,004 --> 00:38:58,005 ♪ I AIN'T WANNA B 1592 00:38:58,005 --> 00:39:05,018 BUT YOU GON' MAK 1593 00:38:58,005 --> 00:39:05,018 A HOE OUT OF M 1594 00:39:05,018 --> 00:39:09,019 A HOE I'LL BE, YEAH ♪ 1595 00:39:05,018 --> 00:39:09,019 ♪ THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTE 1596 00:39:09,019 --> 00:39:15,006 THAT'S WHAT YOU GE 1597 00:39:09,019 --> 00:39:15,006 A HOE I'LL B 1598 00:39:15,006 --> 00:39:18,018 LOOK WHAT YOU DID KID ♪ 1599 00:39:15,006 --> 00:39:18,018 ♪ YEAH A HOE I'LL B 1600 00:39:18,018 --> 00:39:23,009 YEAH, YEAH 1601 00:39:18,018 --> 00:39:23,009 SEE WHAT YOU DID TO ME 1602 00:39:23,009 --> 00:39:36,026 YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1603 00:39:23,009 --> 00:39:36,026 ♪ 1604 00:39:36,026 --> 00:39:41,021 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1605 00:39:36,026 --> 00:39:41,021 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO 1606 00:39:41,021 --> 00:39:44,009 JAZMINE SULLIVAN 1607 00:39:41,021 --> 00:39:44,009 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE 1608 00:39:44,009 --> 00:39:46,014 COME BACK, EVERYBODY 1609 00:39:44,009 --> 00:39:46,014 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1610 00:39:46,014 --> 00:40:03,029 ♪ 1611 00:39:46,014 --> 00:40:03,029 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR 1612 00:40:03,029 --> 00:40:05,008 WATCHING 1613 00:40:03,029 --> 00:40:05,008 STAY SAFE OUT THERE. 1614 00:40:05,008 --> 00:40:07,001 WASH YOUR HANDS. 1615 00:40:05,008 --> 00:40:07,001 DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. 1616 00:40:07,001 --> 00:40:09,000 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1617 00:40:07,001 --> 00:40:09,000 SETH MEYERS. 1618 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,015 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 1619 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,015 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1620 00:40:10,015 --> 00:40:50,022 ♪