1 00:00:22,003 --> 00:00:23,009 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER 2 00:00:22,003 --> 00:00:23,009 CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK 3 00:00:23,009 --> 00:00:26,011 CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 4 00:00:23,009 --> 00:00:26,011 STARRING JIMMY FALLON. 5 00:00:26,011 --> 00:00:28,013 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 6 00:00:26,011 --> 00:00:28,013 GUESTS - 7 00:00:28,013 --> 00:00:30,019 ROB LOWE 8 00:00:28,013 --> 00:00:30,019 LIL NAS X, 9 00:00:30,019 --> 00:00:33,015 REGE-JEAN PAGE 10 00:00:30,019 --> 00:00:33,015 COMEDIAN MARK NORMAND, 11 00:00:33,015 --> 00:00:34,004 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 12 00:00:34,004 --> 00:00:40,004 ROOTS CREW 13 00:00:35,024 --> 00:00:40,004 AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, 14 00:00:36,010 --> 00:00:40,004 JIMMY FALLON 15 00:00:47,001 --> 00:00:50,012 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 16 00:00:47,001 --> 00:00:50,012 THANK YOU! 17 00:00:50,012 --> 00:00:51,028 WELCOME. 18 00:00:50,012 --> 00:00:51,028 WELCOME. 19 00:00:51,028 --> 00:00:59,014 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 20 00:00:51,028 --> 00:00:59,014 WELCOME, EVERYBODY 21 00:00:59,014 --> 00:01:01,008 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 22 00:00:59,014 --> 00:01:01,008 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 23 00:01:01,008 --> 00:01:05,009 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 24 00:01:01,008 --> 00:01:05,009 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 25 00:01:05,009 --> 00:01:10,024 AH 26 00:01:05,009 --> 00:01:10,024 WELL, GUYS, THE FIRST WEEK OF 27 00:01:10,024 --> 00:01:14,021 2021 WAS QUITE A YEAR. 28 00:01:10,024 --> 00:01:14,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:01:14,021 --> 00:01:15,027 YOU KNOW, WHEN I GOT INTO 30 00:01:14,021 --> 00:01:15,027 COMEDY AS A TEENAGER, I NEVER 31 00:01:15,027 --> 00:01:17,001 IMAGINED I WOULD SPEND THREE 32 00:01:15,027 --> 00:01:17,001 DAYS DISCUSSING AN AMERICAN 33 00:01:17,001 --> 00:01:21,027 COUP 34 00:01:17,001 --> 00:01:21,027 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 35 00:01:21,027 --> 00:01:23,001 HONESTLY, IF I KNEW WHAT THIS 36 00:01:21,027 --> 00:01:23,001 WEEK WAS GOING TO BE LIKE, 37 00:01:23,001 --> 00:01:24,006 EVERYONE WOULD'VE SPENT NEW 38 00:01:23,001 --> 00:01:24,006 YEAR'S EVE POPPING BOTTLES OF 39 00:01:24,006 --> 00:01:27,008 PEPTO-BISMOL 40 00:01:24,006 --> 00:01:27,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:01:27,008 --> 00:01:31,009 YEAH 42 00:01:27,008 --> 00:01:31,009 IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A WEEK 43 00:01:31,009 --> 00:01:32,016 IF THE COUNTRY WERE A RENTAL 44 00:01:31,009 --> 00:01:32,016 CAR, TRUMP'S RETURNING IT WITH 45 00:01:32,016 --> 00:01:34,024 AN EMPTY TANK AND A HUGE DENT. 46 00:01:32,016 --> 00:01:34,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:01:34,024 --> 00:01:38,025 "SHE'S ALL YOURS." 48 00:01:34,024 --> 00:01:38,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:01:38,025 --> 00:01:40,028 BUT TRUMP IS IN SOME SERIOUS 50 00:01:38,025 --> 00:01:40,028 TROUBLE, IT'S SOUNDING LIKE. 51 00:01:40,028 --> 00:01:42,014 NEXT WEEK, HE REALLY COULD BE 52 00:01:40,028 --> 00:01:42,014 IMPEACHED, AGAIN 53 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,019 YEAH 54 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,019 [ SCATTERED CHEERS ] 55 00:01:44,019 --> 00:01:47,028 TRUMP -- 56 00:01:44,019 --> 00:01:47,028 TRUMP COULD BE THE FIRST 57 00:01:47,028 --> 00:01:48,029 U.S. PRESIDENT, IN HISTORY, TO 58 00:01:47,028 --> 00:01:48,029 GET IMPEACHED TWICE. 59 00:01:48,029 --> 00:01:51,009 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 60 00:01:48,029 --> 00:01:51,009 AND IF RUDY GIULIANI GETS 61 00:01:51,009 --> 00:01:53,008 INVOLVED, HE COULD PROBABLY 62 00:01:51,009 --> 00:01:53,008 SQUEEZE IN A THIRD 63 00:01:53,008 --> 00:01:55,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:01:53,008 --> 00:01:55,007 I MEAN - 65 00:01:55,007 --> 00:01:59,022 [ APPLAUSE ] 66 00:01:55,007 --> 00:01:59,022 NO ONE GETS IMPEACHED TWICE. 67 00:01:59,022 --> 00:02:03,003 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO 68 00:01:59,022 --> 00:02:03,003 DO 69 00:02:03,003 --> 00:02:05,005 IT'S BASICALLY OJ GETTING AWAY 70 00:02:03,003 --> 00:02:05,005 WITH IT, THEN GETTING NINE 71 00:02:05,005 --> 00:02:06,005 YEARS FOR STEALING SPORTS 72 00:02:05,005 --> 00:02:06,005 MEMORABILIA. 73 00:02:06,005 --> 00:02:08,010 [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:02:06,005 --> 00:02:08,010 IT CAN'T HAPPEN. 75 00:02:08,010 --> 00:02:11,010 IT CAN'T - 76 00:02:08,010 --> 00:02:11,010 SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW YOU MESSED 77 00:02:11,010 --> 00:02:12,013 UP WHEN -- WHEN YOU'RE FIRED 78 00:02:11,010 --> 00:02:12,013 AND, ON THE WAY OUT, YOU, 79 00:02:12,013 --> 00:02:18,003 SOMEHOW, GET FIRED AGAIN 80 00:02:12,013 --> 00:02:18,003 LIKE, WAIT, WHAT 81 00:02:18,003 --> 00:02:20,015 TRUMP'S LIFE IS REALLY 82 00:02:18,003 --> 00:02:20,015 HISTORIC 83 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,023 HE'S ON TRACK TO BE THE ONLY 84 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,023 PRESIDENT TO GET ELECTED ONCE, 85 00:02:21,023 --> 00:02:23,027 IMPEACHED TWICE, AND DIVORCED 86 00:02:21,023 --> 00:02:23,027 THREE TIMES. 87 00:02:23,027 --> 00:02:28,003 [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:02:23,027 --> 00:02:28,003 MEANWHILE, AFTER A 12-HOUR BAN, 89 00:02:28,003 --> 00:02:33,008 TRUMP'S TWITTER ACCOUNT WAS 90 00:02:28,003 --> 00:02:33,008 RESTORED 91 00:02:33,008 --> 00:02:34,018 AND TODAY, HE TWEETED, "TO ALL 92 00:02:33,008 --> 00:02:34,018 THOSE WHO HAVE ASKED, I WILL 93 00:02:34,018 --> 00:02:35,021 NOT BE GOING TO THE 94 00:02:34,018 --> 00:02:35,021 INAUGURATION ON JANUARY 20th." 95 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:40,010 [ LAUGHTER ] 96 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:40,010 IN RELATED NEWS, THE NEW YORK 97 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:41,013 JETS ANNOUNCED THEY WON'T BE AT 98 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:41,013 THIS YEAR'S SUPER BOWL 99 00:02:41,013 --> 00:02:56,001 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 100 00:02:41,013 --> 00:02:56,001 ♪ 101 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:59,006 YEAH 102 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:59,006 >> Questlove: IS THAT A POCKET 103 00:02:59,006 --> 00:03:00,008 WATCH? 104 00:02:59,006 --> 00:03:00,008 >> Jimmy: A CHAIN -- A CHAIN 105 00:03:00,008 --> 00:03:02,027 YEAH, A POCKET WATCH, YEAH 106 00:03:00,008 --> 00:03:02,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 107 00:03:02,027 --> 00:03:05,026 >> Questlove: LIKE THE '40s. 108 00:03:02,027 --> 00:03:05,026 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 109 00:03:05,026 --> 00:03:09,007 ♪ 110 00:03:05,026 --> 00:03:09,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:03:09,007 --> 00:03:10,016 I KNEW YOU'D GET IT. 112 00:03:09,007 --> 00:03:10,016 I KNEW YOU 113 00:03:10,016 --> 00:03:13,003 [ LAUGHTER ] 114 00:03:10,016 --> 00:03:13,003 WELL, LAST NIGHT, TRUMP POSTED 115 00:03:13,003 --> 00:03:13,021 A VIDEO ON TWITTER, WHERE HE 116 00:03:13,021 --> 00:03:17,002 TRIED TO BRING DOWN THE 117 00:03:14,006 --> 00:03:17,002 TEMPERATURE OF THE COUNTRY 118 00:03:15,017 --> 00:03:17,002 LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAID 119 00:03:17,019 --> 00:03:19,009 >> NOW, CONGRESS HAS CERTIFIED 120 00:03:17,019 --> 00:03:19,009 THE RESULTS. 121 00:03:19,009 --> 00:03:25,023 A NEW ADMINISTRATION WILL BE 122 00:03:19,009 --> 00:03:25,023 INAUGURATED ON JANUARY 20th. 123 00:03:25,023 --> 00:03:27,000 MY FOCUS NOW TURNS TO ENSURING 124 00:03:25,023 --> 00:03:27,000 A SMOOTH, ORDERLY, AND SEAMLESS 125 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,026 TRANSITION OF POWER. 126 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,026 THIS MOMENT CALLS FOR HEALING 127 00:03:29,026 --> 00:03:35,021 AND RECONCILIATION 128 00:03:29,026 --> 00:03:35,021 >> Jimmy: LAST TIME I HEARD 129 00:03:35,021 --> 00:03:36,026 SOMEONE THAT NERVOUS READING 130 00:03:35,021 --> 00:03:36,026 SOMETHING OUT LOUD, IT WAS AT 131 00:03:36,026 --> 00:03:40,025 A BAR MITZVAH. 132 00:03:36,026 --> 00:03:40,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 133 00:03:40,025 --> 00:03:42,007 AFTER TRUMP FINISHED HIS 134 00:03:40,025 --> 00:03:42,007 SPEECH, HE WAS LIKE, "OKAY, NOW 135 00:03:42,007 --> 00:03:45,022 CAN I HAVE DESSERT?" 136 00:03:42,007 --> 00:03:45,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 137 00:03:45,022 --> 00:03:46,025 MEANWHILE, THE RIOTS AT THE 138 00:03:45,022 --> 00:03:46,025 CAPITOL ARE STILL BEING 139 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:47,013 EXAMINED, AND ANYONE WHO MIGHT 140 00:03:47,013 --> 00:03:50,017 HAVE PLAYED A ROLE IS BEING 141 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,017 INVESTIGATED 142 00:03:49,014 --> 00:03:50,017 LISTEN TO THIS 143 00:03:52,015 --> 00:03:53,022 >> FEDERAL PROSECUTORS, SAYING 144 00:03:52,015 --> 00:03:53,022 THEY ARE LOOKING AT ALL ACTORS 145 00:03:53,022 --> 00:03:54,029 INVOLVED IN THE RIOT AT THE 146 00:03:53,022 --> 00:03:54,029 CAPITOL ON WEDNESDAY, INCLUDING 147 00:03:54,029 --> 00:04:01,022 THE ROLE THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP 148 00:03:54,029 --> 00:04:01,022 PLAYED IN INCITING THE CROWD 149 00:04:01,022 --> 00:04:02,028 >> Jimmy: IF TRUMP EVER GOES TO 150 00:04:01,022 --> 00:04:02,028 PRISON, HE IS GOING TO BE 151 00:04:02,028 --> 00:04:04,026 REALLY LONELY SINCE HE PARDONED 152 00:04:02,028 --> 00:04:04,026 ALL OF HIS FRIENDS 153 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:12,019 [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:12,019 SPEAKING OF, TRUMP HAS 155 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,025 SUGGESTED TO AIDES THAT HE 156 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,025 WANTS TO PARDON HIMSELF, IN THE 157 00:04:13,025 --> 00:04:17,026 FINAL DAYS OF HIS PRESIDENCY 158 00:04:13,025 --> 00:04:17,026 SOME PEOPLE ARE WONDERING IF 159 00:04:17,026 --> 00:04:21,007 TRUMP CAN EVEN PARDON HIMSELF. 160 00:04:17,026 --> 00:04:21,007 BUT DON'T WORRY. 161 00:04:21,007 --> 00:04:23,000 RUDY GIULIANI ALREADY HAS 162 00:04:21,007 --> 00:04:23,000 A BUNCH OF SOAKING-WET 163 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,021 DOCUMENTS TO PROVE HE CAN. 164 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 165 00:04:25,021 --> 00:04:27,008 YEAH 166 00:04:25,021 --> 00:04:27,008 A LOT OF EXPERTS ARE 167 00:04:27,008 --> 00:04:30,020 QUESTIONING IF THIS IS LEGAL 168 00:04:27,008 --> 00:04:30,020 BUT TRUMP IS LIKE, "IN THAT 169 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,026 CASE, I'LL JUST PARDON MYSELF 170 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,026 FOR PARDONING MYSELF." 171 00:04:31,026 --> 00:04:35,004 [ LAUGHTER ] 172 00:04:31,026 --> 00:04:35,004 MEANWHILE, IN LIGHT OF THIS 173 00:04:35,004 --> 00:04:36,008 WEEK'S EVENTS, TRUMP'S CABINET 174 00:04:35,004 --> 00:04:36,008 MEMBERS ARE STILL STEPPING 175 00:04:36,008 --> 00:04:37,013 DOWN 176 00:04:36,008 --> 00:04:37,013 LAST NIGHT, EDUCATION 177 00:04:37,013 --> 00:04:43,023 SECRETARY, BETSY DeVOS, 178 00:04:37,013 --> 00:04:43,023 SUBMITTED HER RESIGNATION. 179 00:04:43,023 --> 00:04:45,015 MAN, EVEN BETSY DeVOS WAS SMART 180 00:04:43,023 --> 00:04:45,015 ENOUGH TO GET THE HELL OUT 181 00:04:45,015 --> 00:04:46,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 182 00:04:45,015 --> 00:04:46,021 BETSY TOLD TRUMP, 183 00:04:46,021 --> 00:04:52,015 "MR. PRESIDENT, IT WAS THE BEST 184 00:04:46,021 --> 00:04:52,015 FOUR YEARS OF MY LIFE. 185 00:04:52,015 --> 00:04:59,005 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 186 00:04:52,015 --> 00:04:59,005 REALLY WAS 187 00:04:59,005 --> 00:05:00,012 MEANWHILE, NOT ALL OF TRUMP'S 188 00:04:59,005 --> 00:05:00,012 CABINET MEMBERS HAVE ABANDONED 189 00:05:00,012 --> 00:05:01,018 HIM. 190 00:05:00,012 --> 00:05:01,018 THIS AFTERNOON, BEN CARSON WAS 191 00:05:01,018 --> 00:05:07,021 LIKE, "WHAT'D I MISS THIS WEEK 192 00:05:01,018 --> 00:05:07,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:05:07,021 --> 00:05:09,011 SAY WHAT?" 194 00:05:07,021 --> 00:05:09,011 THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON IN 195 00:05:09,011 --> 00:05:09,028 THE NEWS, RIGHT NOW, BUT IT 196 00:05:09,028 --> 00:05:13,027 SEEMS LIKE NOT EVERY NETWORK IS 197 00:05:10,017 --> 00:05:13,027 WORRIED ABOUT THE SAME THING 198 00:05:11,026 --> 00:05:13,027 WATCH THIS 199 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,023 >> CNN JUST LEARNED THAT 200 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,023 BETSY DeVOS, THE EDUCATION 201 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:18,029 SECRETARY, IS RESIGNING. 202 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:18,029 >> HEAD OF THE CAPITOL POLICE 203 00:05:18,029 --> 00:05:21,029 IS RESIGNING, AS IS THE 204 00:05:18,029 --> 00:05:21,029 SERGEANT OF ARMS OF THE HOUSE 205 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,024 AND THE SERGEANT OF ARMS IN THE 206 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,024 SENATE 207 00:05:22,024 --> 00:05:26,015 >> LET ME JUST GIVE A PLUG FOR 208 00:05:22,024 --> 00:05:26,015 OLIVE GARDEN 209 00:05:26,015 --> 00:05:28,024 I LIKE OLIVE GARDEN. 210 00:05:26,015 --> 00:05:28,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 211 00:05:28,024 --> 00:05:30,000 >> THE MOOD INSIDE THE WHITE 212 00:05:28,024 --> 00:05:30,000 HOUSE, ACCORDING TO AIDES, THEY 213 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,014 SAY STAFFERS ARE APPALLED, 214 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,014 DISGUSTED, AND SHOCKED 215 00:05:31,014 --> 00:05:33,002 >> I LIKE THEIR -- THEIR SALAD, 216 00:05:31,014 --> 00:05:33,002 UNLIMITED. 217 00:05:33,002 --> 00:05:36,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:05:33,002 --> 00:05:36,025 UNLIMITED GARLIC BREADSTICKS 219 00:05:36,025 --> 00:05:39,002 THAT ARE PHENOMENAL. 220 00:05:36,025 --> 00:05:39,002 >> THE WHOLE INCIDENT RAISES A 221 00:05:39,002 --> 00:05:41,005 A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT POLICE 222 00:05:39,002 --> 00:05:41,005 PREPAREDNESS FOR THE EVENT 223 00:05:41,005 --> 00:05:42,009 >> THEY GOT THESE HOT, 224 00:05:41,005 --> 00:05:42,009 DOUGHNUT-LIKE THINGS THAT YOU 225 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,024 PUT, LIKE, CHOCOLATE SAUCE OR 226 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,024 CARAMEL ON 227 00:05:44,024 --> 00:05:46,026 [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:05:44,024 --> 00:05:46,026 IT'S GREAT 229 00:05:46,026 --> 00:05:51,004 [ APPLAUSE ] 230 00:05:46,026 --> 00:05:51,004 >> Jimmy: WHAT 231 00:05:51,004 --> 00:05:53,019 HE LOVES IT. 232 00:05:51,004 --> 00:05:53,019 LET'S SWITCH GEARS 233 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,020 I SAW THAT ELON MUSK JUST 234 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,020 PASSED JEFF BEZOS AS THE 235 00:05:54,020 --> 00:06:01,018 RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. 236 00:05:54,020 --> 00:06:01,018 ANYWAY, IF YOU CAN, HIT UP 237 00:06:01,018 --> 00:06:02,028 JEFF'S GOFUNDME PAGE, AND LET'S 238 00:06:01,018 --> 00:06:02,028 HELP HIM GET BACK TO NUMBER 239 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:06,019 ONE. 240 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:06,019 [ LAUGHTER ] 241 00:06:06,019 --> 00:06:08,009 EVEN -- EVEN IF YOU CAN SPARE 242 00:06:06,019 --> 00:06:08,009 ONE BILLION. 243 00:06:08,009 --> 00:06:10,011 ANY BIT HELPS. 244 00:06:08,009 --> 00:06:10,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 245 00:06:10,011 --> 00:06:12,027 SOME SPORTS NEWS 246 00:06:10,011 --> 00:06:12,027 THE NFL PLAYOFFS BEGIN THIS 247 00:06:12,027 --> 00:06:18,010 WEEKEND, WITH 14 TEAMS CHASING 248 00:06:12,027 --> 00:06:18,010 AT A CHANCE AT THE SUPER BOWL. 249 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:20,022 SERIOUSLY, AFTER THIS WEEK OF 250 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:20,022 NEWS, THE NFL PLAYOFFS ARE 251 00:06:20,022 --> 00:06:21,022 GOING TO FEEL LIKE WATCHING 252 00:06:20,022 --> 00:06:21,022 "ANTIQUES ROAD SHOW. 253 00:06:21,022 --> 00:06:23,004 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 254 00:06:21,022 --> 00:06:23,004 AND FINALLY, I SAW THAT A CAT 255 00:06:23,004 --> 00:06:24,011 WAS RECENTLY RESCUED AFTER IT 256 00:06:23,004 --> 00:06:24,011 SURVIVED 11 DAYS IN THE CEILING 257 00:06:24,011 --> 00:06:29,023 OF LA GUARDIA AIRPORT. 258 00:06:24,011 --> 00:06:29,023 THE CAT WAS LIKE, "DON'T TAKE 259 00:06:29,023 --> 00:06:31,007 ME, IT'S ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT RATS 260 00:06:29,023 --> 00:06:31,007 UP HERE. 261 00:06:31,007 --> 00:06:34,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 262 00:06:31,007 --> 00:06:34,022 IT WAS QUITE A SCENE AT THE 263 00:06:34,022 --> 00:06:38,008 LA GUARDIA 264 00:06:34,022 --> 00:06:38,008 APPARENTLY, THE CAT WAS 265 00:06:38,008 --> 00:06:39,013 RESCUED, WATCHED SOME OF THE 266 00:06:38,008 --> 00:06:39,013 NEWS, THEN RAN RIGHT BACK UP 267 00:06:39,013 --> 00:06:39,029 INTO THE CEILING 268 00:06:39,029 --> 00:06:43,001 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 269 00:06:41,006 --> 00:06:43,001 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 270 00:06:41,029 --> 00:06:43,001 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 271 00:06:43,018 --> 00:06:51,007 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 272 00:06:43,018 --> 00:06:51,007 ♪ 273 00:06:51,007 --> 00:06:56,002 ♪ 274 00:06:51,007 --> 00:06:56,002 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 275 00:06:56,002 --> 00:06:56,028 >> Jimmy: HEY, THANK YOU VERY 276 00:06:56,002 --> 00:06:56,028 MUCH 277 00:06:56,028 --> 00:06:59,000 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 278 00:06:56,028 --> 00:06:59,000 TONIGHT. 279 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,012 HE STARS IN THE SERIES "911: 280 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,012 LONE STAR" ON FOX. 281 00:07:01,012 --> 00:07:07,027 ROB LOWE IS HERE 282 00:07:01,012 --> 00:07:07,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 283 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:11,004 HIS NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "C IS 284 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:11,004 FOR COUNTRY," IS AVAILABLE NOW 285 00:07:11,004 --> 00:07:15,026 LIL NAS X IS HERE. 286 00:07:11,004 --> 00:07:15,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 287 00:07:15,026 --> 00:07:17,001 AND THEN, FROM THE NEW SHOW 288 00:07:15,026 --> 00:07:17,001 "BRIDGERTON" ON NETFLIX, 289 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:22,000 REGE-JEAN PAGE IS HERE 290 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:22,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 291 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,018 HE'S A STUD, THAT GUY. 292 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,018 OH, MY GOD 293 00:07:24,018 --> 00:07:25,021 AND WE HAVE STAND-UP FROM 294 00:07:24,018 --> 00:07:25,021 MARK NORMAND 295 00:07:25,021 --> 00:07:31,018 OH, I LOVE MARK NORMAND. 296 00:07:25,021 --> 00:07:31,018 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 297 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:34,013 SO -- SO, THE OTHER NIGHT, I 298 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:34,013 WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO 299 00:07:34,013 --> 00:07:37,012 WATCH ON -- ON, YOU KNOW, WE - 300 00:07:34,013 --> 00:07:37,012 WE -- AFTER THE SHOW, I WENT 301 00:07:37,012 --> 00:07:40,016 HOME 302 00:07:37,012 --> 00:07:40,016 AND SO, TARIQ TEXTED ME, YOU 303 00:07:40,016 --> 00:07:42,025 SHOULD CHECK OUT -- I GO, 304 00:07:40,016 --> 00:07:42,025 "WHAT -- WHAT SHOULD I WATCH?" 305 00:07:42,025 --> 00:07:44,001 HE GOES, "JAMES TOLD ME ABOUT 306 00:07:42,025 --> 00:07:44,001 THIS SHOW 'GANGS OF LONDON.'" 307 00:07:44,001 --> 00:07:46,021 >> Tariq: YEAH 308 00:07:44,001 --> 00:07:46,021 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 309 00:07:46,021 --> 00:07:48,023 >> Jimmy: YEAH 310 00:07:46,021 --> 00:07:48,023 SO, I PUT IT ON. 311 00:07:48,023 --> 00:07:49,026 THAT'S THE MOST VIOLENT SHOW 312 00:07:48,023 --> 00:07:49,026 I'VE EVER -- 313 00:07:49,026 --> 00:07:52,014 [ LAUGHTER ] 314 00:07:49,026 --> 00:07:52,014 >> Questlove: YEAH 315 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:55,011 >> Jimmy: SEEN IN MY ENTIRE 316 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:55,011 LIFE 317 00:07:55,011 --> 00:07:57,005 >> Tariq: THAT'S CRAZY 318 00:07:55,011 --> 00:07:57,005 YEAH 319 00:07:57,005 --> 00:07:58,018 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T WATCH THAT 320 00:07:57,005 --> 00:07:58,018 AT NIGHTTIME 321 00:07:58,018 --> 00:08:00,014 >> Tariq: YEAH, SURE YOU CAN, 322 00:07:58,018 --> 00:08:00,014 MAN. 323 00:08:00,014 --> 00:08:01,021 >> Jimmy: THE FIRST 30 SECONDS, 324 00:08:00,014 --> 00:08:01,021 THE DUDE IS THROWING A GUY OFF 325 00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:02,021 THE SIDE OF A BUILDING, THEN 326 00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:02,021 LIGHTS HIM ON FIRE 327 00:08:02,021 --> 00:08:04,018 >> Tariq: YEAH 328 00:08:02,021 --> 00:08:04,018 [ LAUGHTER ] 329 00:08:04,018 --> 00:08:06,028 FOR -- FOR GOOD MEASURE. 330 00:08:04,018 --> 00:08:06,028 >> Jimmy: FOR GOOD -- NO, I 331 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:10,008 CAN'T HANDLE THEM. 332 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:10,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 333 00:08:10,008 --> 00:08:11,021 MY BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE THAT AT 334 00:08:10,008 --> 00:08:11,021 NIGHTTIME. 335 00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:13,013 >> Tariq: WHAT YOU DO IS YOU 336 00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:13,013 WATCH IT -- YOU WATCH A COUPLE 337 00:08:13,013 --> 00:08:14,029 EPISODES 338 00:08:13,013 --> 00:08:14,029 AND THEN, YOU WATCH, LIKE, 339 00:08:14,029 --> 00:08:17,011 "BRIDGERTON" OR SOMETHING. 340 00:08:14,029 --> 00:08:17,011 LIKE IT'S A LITTLE PALATE 341 00:08:17,011 --> 00:08:18,027 CLEANSER ON YOUR WAY -- BEFORE 342 00:08:17,011 --> 00:08:18,027 YOU GO TO SLEEP. 343 00:08:18,027 --> 00:08:20,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 344 00:08:18,027 --> 00:08:20,020 >> THAT'S WHAT I DID 345 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:22,029 I, IN FACT, STOPPED THE 346 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:22,029 EPISODE. 347 00:08:22,029 --> 00:08:24,028 [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:08:22,029 --> 00:08:24,028 I WATCHED "BRIDGERTON. 349 00:08:24,028 --> 00:08:26,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 350 00:08:24,028 --> 00:08:26,008 >> Tariq: YEAH 351 00:08:26,008 --> 00:08:28,017 IT'S LIKE -- 352 00:08:26,008 --> 00:08:28,017 >> Jimmy: I DID. 353 00:08:28,017 --> 00:08:29,016 >> Tariq: IT'S LIKE IF 354 00:08:28,017 --> 00:08:29,016 "BOARDWALK EMPIRE" AND 355 00:08:29,016 --> 00:08:31,012 "THE MATRIX" HAD A BABY. 356 00:08:29,016 --> 00:08:31,012 >> Jimmy: IT'S -- IT'S INSANE. 357 00:08:31,012 --> 00:08:34,020 >> Tariq: YEAH, IT'S CRAZY 358 00:08:31,012 --> 00:08:34,020 >> Jimmy: I MADE SURE THE KIDS 359 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:37,002 WERE IN THE ROOM TO WATCH IT 360 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:37,002 [ LAUGHTER ] 361 00:08:37,002 --> 00:08:40,006 LOOK AT THIS 362 00:08:37,002 --> 00:08:40,006 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? 363 00:08:40,006 --> 00:08:41,012 ACTUALLY, WHAT I REALLY DID, I 364 00:08:40,006 --> 00:08:41,012 WATCHED -- "THE OFFICE" IS ON 365 00:08:41,012 --> 00:08:43,028 PEACOCK. 366 00:08:41,012 --> 00:08:43,028 >> Tariq: OH, YEAH 367 00:08:43,028 --> 00:08:46,007 >> Jimmy: IT LEFT NETFLIX. 368 00:08:43,028 --> 00:08:46,007 IT'S ON PEACOCK. 369 00:08:46,007 --> 00:08:48,000 AND I'M TELLING YOU, THAT 370 00:08:46,007 --> 00:08:48,000 PEACOCK THING IS GOOD. 371 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,025 >> Tariq: YEAH 372 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,025 >> Jimmy: I LIKE IT. 373 00:08:50,025 --> 00:08:52,011 IT'S FREE BUT THEY DID A GOOD 374 00:08:50,025 --> 00:08:52,011 JOB MAKING THAT THING. 375 00:08:52,011 --> 00:08:54,011 BUT I WATCHED -- I'VE SEEN ALL 376 00:08:52,011 --> 00:08:54,011 THE EPISODES, I THINK. 377 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:57,029 BUT I FORGET IT ALL, SO I 378 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:57,029 WATCHED A COUPLE OF THOSE. 379 00:08:57,029 --> 00:09:00,011 AND THEN, I WATCHED -- I SAVED 380 00:08:57,029 --> 00:09:00,011 IT FOR THE MORNING 381 00:09:00,011 --> 00:09:03,019 >> Tariq: WHAT -- WHAT - 382 00:09:00,011 --> 00:09:03,019 >> Jimmy: DUDE, AT ONE POINT -- 383 00:09:03,019 --> 00:09:05,028 AT ONE POINT -- OH, I ONLY 384 00:09:03,019 --> 00:09:05,028 FINISHED THE FIRST EPISODE 385 00:09:05,028 --> 00:09:07,024 IT'S A LOT FOR ME. 386 00:09:05,028 --> 00:09:07,024 >> Tariq: WHAT YOU THINK 387 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:09,029 JUST GETTING STARTED 388 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:09,029 >> Jimmy: DUDE, I WAS CRYING 389 00:09:09,029 --> 00:09:11,018 I WAS AFRAID 390 00:09:09,029 --> 00:09:11,018 [ LAUGHTER ] 391 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:14,013 I CALLED -- I CALLED 9-1-1 392 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:14,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 393 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:15,016 I GO -- AT ONE POINT, I WAS 394 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:15,016 GOING TO CALL YOU AND GO, 395 00:09:15,016 --> 00:09:18,021 "WHAT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" 396 00:09:15,016 --> 00:09:18,021 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 397 00:09:18,021 --> 00:09:21,003 HE GOES INTO -- I'M NOT 398 00:09:18,021 --> 00:09:21,003 KIDDING. 399 00:09:21,003 --> 00:09:23,002 HE GOES INTO A BAR, TAKES 400 00:09:21,003 --> 00:09:23,002 A DUDE'S LEG, AND BREAKS IT, 401 00:09:23,002 --> 00:09:26,004 SIDEWAYS, OVER THE BAR 402 00:09:23,002 --> 00:09:26,004 SHOVES A GLASS IN HIS MOUTH. 403 00:09:26,004 --> 00:09:29,017 AND TAKES HIS HEAD, AND SLAMS 404 00:09:26,004 --> 00:09:29,017 THE DUDE'S HEAD INTO THE BAR 405 00:09:29,017 --> 00:09:31,019 >> Tariq: THIS IS CRAZY. 406 00:09:29,017 --> 00:09:31,019 >> Jimmy: I GO, "OKAY, KIDS, 407 00:09:31,019 --> 00:09:32,015 GET IN HERE, YOU'RE GOING TO 408 00:09:31,019 --> 00:09:32,015 LOVE THIS. 409 00:09:32,015 --> 00:09:37,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 410 00:09:32,015 --> 00:09:37,022 I NEED MY "OFFICE" AFTER THAT. 411 00:09:37,022 --> 00:09:39,005 I NEED "BRIDGERTON." 412 00:09:37,022 --> 00:09:39,005 I NEED - 413 00:09:39,005 --> 00:09:40,014 >> Tariq: IT'S SOMETHING, 414 00:09:39,005 --> 00:09:40,014 RIGHT? 415 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,027 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 416 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,027 WELL, ANYWAYS, GUYS, WE HAVE 417 00:09:41,027 --> 00:09:43,019 COMEDY AND FUN FOR YOU, 418 00:09:41,027 --> 00:09:43,019 TONIGHT. 419 00:09:43,019 --> 00:09:45,013 STICK AROUND 420 00:09:43,019 --> 00:09:45,013 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 421 00:09:45,013 --> 00:09:47,001 "TONIGHT SHOW. 422 00:09:45,013 --> 00:09:47,001 "THANK YOU NOTES," ACTUALLY, 423 00:09:47,001 --> 00:09:48,013 WHEN YOU COME BACK 424 00:09:47,001 --> 00:09:48,013 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 425 00:09:48,013 --> 00:10:09,015 ♪ 426 00:09:48,013 --> 00:10:09,015 >> Jimmy: HI 427 00:10:09,015 --> 00:10:12,000 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING 428 00:10:09,015 --> 00:10:12,000 OUR SHOW 429 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,005 GUYS, IT IS FRIDAY AND THAT IS 430 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,005 USUALLY WHEN I TAKE CARE OF 431 00:10:13,005 --> 00:10:15,015 SOME BUSINESS. 432 00:10:13,005 --> 00:10:15,015 YOU KNOW, I GET SOME THINGS 433 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:19,000 DONE 434 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:19,000 BUT, THE DAY JUST GOT 435 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,005 COMPLETELY -- GOT AWAY FROM ME 436 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,005 I SPENT ALL DAY TRYING TO 437 00:10:22,005 --> 00:10:23,020 DOWNLOAD THE NEW GOO GOO DOLLS 438 00:10:22,005 --> 00:10:23,020 ALBUM ON NAPSTER 439 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:30,010 [ LAUGHTER ] 440 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:30,010 >> Questlove: REALLY 441 00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:32,006 >> Jimmy: AND I COMPLETELY 442 00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:32,006 FORGOT TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY 443 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,026 THANK-YOU NOTES. 444 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,026 >> Questlove: AH, MAN. 445 00:10:34,026 --> 00:10:36,021 >> Jimmy: SO NOW, I KNOW IT'S 446 00:10:34,026 --> 00:10:36,021 DURING THE SHOW AND THAT'S 447 00:10:36,021 --> 00:10:38,015 BIZARRE TO TRY TO DO SOMETHING 448 00:10:36,021 --> 00:10:38,015 BUT I REALLY JUST WANT TO, IF 449 00:10:38,015 --> 00:10:39,021 YOU DON'T MIND, I TAKE THIS 450 00:10:38,015 --> 00:10:39,021 TIME RIGHT NOW TO WRITE OUT MY 451 00:10:39,021 --> 00:10:42,005 THANK-YOU NOTES. 452 00:10:39,021 --> 00:10:42,005 DO YOU GUYS MIND 453 00:10:42,005 --> 00:10:44,004 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 454 00:10:42,005 --> 00:10:44,004 IS THAT COOL 455 00:10:44,004 --> 00:10:45,012 THANK YOU. 456 00:10:44,004 --> 00:10:45,012 JAMES, YOU COULD HELP ME OUT, 457 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:53,006 IF YOU CAN 458 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:53,006 ♪ 459 00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:54,014 THANK YOU, NEWS THIS WEEK, FOR 460 00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:54,014 TURNING MY "DRY JANUARY" INTO 461 00:10:54,014 --> 00:10:58,020 "WE TRIED JANUARY. 462 00:10:54,014 --> 00:10:58,020 [ APPLAUSE ] 463 00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:00,029 SIX DAYS 464 00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:00,029 SIX DAYS IS NOT BAD. 465 00:11:00,029 --> 00:11:07,000 ♪ 466 00:11:00,029 --> 00:11:07,000 THANK YOU, OSSOFF AND WARNOCK, 467 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,025 FOR BEING GEORGIA'S NEW 468 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,025 SENATORS 469 00:11:10,025 --> 00:11:13,007 BUT SOUNDING LIKE A LAW FIRM 470 00:11:10,025 --> 00:11:13,007 FROM "LORD OF THE RINGS. 471 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:17,009 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 472 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:17,009 OSSOFF AND WARNOCK, WE FIGHT 473 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:26,000 FOR YOU. 474 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:26,000 ♪ 475 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,010 THANK YOU, "BRIDGERTON," FOR 476 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,010 SHOWING US WHAT THE JONAS 477 00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:29,025 BROTHERS WOULD LOOK LIKE 478 00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:29,025 IN 1814. 479 00:11:29,025 --> 00:11:39,010 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 480 00:11:29,025 --> 00:11:39,010 ♪ 481 00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:41,000 I'M GIGGLING BECAUSE I JUST 482 00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:41,000 THOUGHT OF SOMETHING 483 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:46,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 484 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:46,021 THESE AREN'T PREWRITTEN. 485 00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:48,003 I THINK OF IT AND I JUST WRITE 486 00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:48,003 IT 487 00:11:48,003 --> 00:11:49,029 THIS IS ALL IMPROV 488 00:11:48,003 --> 00:11:49,029 >> Questlove: OF COURSE. 489 00:11:49,029 --> 00:11:51,025 >> Jimmy: ALL IMPROV 490 00:11:49,029 --> 00:11:51,025 >> Questlove: YEAH 491 00:11:51,025 --> 00:11:59,020 >> Jimmy: YEAH 492 00:11:51,025 --> 00:11:59,020 [ CLEARS THROAT 493 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:01,009 >> Questlove: WAIT 494 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:01,009 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? 495 00:12:01,009 --> 00:12:02,006 >> Questlove: YOU MAKE THESE 496 00:12:01,009 --> 00:12:02,006 UP 497 00:12:02,006 --> 00:12:03,016 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? 498 00:12:02,006 --> 00:12:03,016 >> Questlove: YOU MAKE THESE 499 00:12:03,016 --> 00:12:04,018 UP 500 00:12:03,016 --> 00:12:04,018 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I MAKE IT UP 501 00:12:04,018 --> 00:12:05,027 THAT'S WHAT I MEAN BY IMPROV 502 00:12:04,018 --> 00:12:05,027 YEAH 503 00:12:05,027 --> 00:12:07,003 IMPROVISATION IS SHORT FOR, 504 00:12:05,027 --> 00:12:07,003 YEAH, IMPROV 505 00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:17,028 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 506 00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:17,028 [ CLEARS THROAT 507 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:20,027 ♪ 508 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:20,027 WE CAN'T 509 00:12:20,027 --> 00:12:23,022 IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE 510 00:12:20,027 --> 00:12:23,022 YOU CAN CLEAR YOUR THROAT AND 511 00:12:23,022 --> 00:12:25,021 DO IT, THOUGH. 512 00:12:23,022 --> 00:12:25,021 >> RIGHT 513 00:12:25,021 --> 00:12:28,016 >> Jimmy: THANKS 514 00:12:25,021 --> 00:12:28,016 THANKS 515 00:12:28,016 --> 00:12:32,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 516 00:12:28,016 --> 00:12:32,024 [ DING ] 517 00:12:32,024 --> 00:12:35,022 IMPROVISING. 518 00:12:32,024 --> 00:12:35,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 519 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:38,001 THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED. 520 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:38,001 >> Questlove: I'M JUST SO 521 00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:40,017 RELIEVED YOU DIDN'T SING THAT 522 00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:40,017 EXTRA NOTE, THAT'S ALL 523 00:12:40,017 --> 00:12:47,003 >> Jimmy: THERE WE GO. 524 00:12:40,017 --> 00:12:47,003 ♪ 525 00:12:47,003 --> 00:12:48,007 THANK YOU, ASKING SOMEONE 526 00:12:47,003 --> 00:12:48,007 "WHAT'S YOUR NEW YEAR'S 527 00:12:48,007 --> 00:12:49,013 RESOLUTION" FOR BEING THE 528 00:12:48,007 --> 00:12:49,013 ACCEPTABLE WAY TO SAY, "SO WHAT 529 00:12:49,013 --> 00:12:52,005 DO YOU THINK IS WRONG WITH 530 00:12:49,013 --> 00:12:52,005 YOU? 531 00:12:52,005 --> 00:13:02,013 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 532 00:12:52,005 --> 00:13:02,013 ♪ 533 00:13:02,013 --> 00:13:05,005 THANK YOU, MERCEDES FULL 534 00:13:02,013 --> 00:13:05,005 DASHBOARD HYPERSCREEN FOR 535 00:13:05,005 --> 00:13:08,003 GIVING ME A NEW AND EXCITING 536 00:13:05,005 --> 00:13:08,003 WAY TO REAR END A U-HAUL 537 00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:11,024 [ APPLAUSE ] 538 00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:11,024 I WAS WATCHING "GANGS OF 539 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:14,007 LONDON." 540 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:14,007 WHAT YOU SAY, MATE 541 00:13:14,007 --> 00:13:20,013 WHAT YOU SAY, MATE 542 00:13:14,007 --> 00:13:20,013 [ FIGHTING SOUNDS 543 00:13:20,013 --> 00:13:22,017 WHAT'S THAT, MATE? 544 00:13:20,013 --> 00:13:22,017 OY, WHAT YOU SAY, MATE 545 00:13:22,017 --> 00:13:28,020 [ FIGHTING SOUNDS 546 00:13:22,017 --> 00:13:28,020 [ HORN HONKING ] 547 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:30,006 >> Questlove: YOU GOT A CAR IN 548 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:30,006 YOUR KNUCKLES. 549 00:13:30,006 --> 00:13:34,010 >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN. 550 00:13:30,006 --> 00:13:34,010 THIS PUNCH IS A CAR HORN 551 00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:37,022 THAT'S WHY I GO, OY, OY, SAY 552 00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:37,022 THAT TO MY FACE, MATE. 553 00:13:37,022 --> 00:13:40,011 WHAT 554 00:13:37,022 --> 00:13:40,011 SAY IT YOUR FACE 555 00:13:40,011 --> 00:13:42,023 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A 556 00:13:40,011 --> 00:13:42,023 A FACE 557 00:13:42,023 --> 00:13:46,014 [ FIGHTING SOUNDS 558 00:13:42,023 --> 00:13:46,014 [ HORN HONKING ] 559 00:13:46,014 --> 00:13:56,016 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 560 00:13:46,014 --> 00:13:56,016 ♪ 561 00:13:56,016 --> 00:13:57,021 THANK YOU, EATING A KALE SALAD, 562 00:13:56,016 --> 00:13:57,021 FOR BEING TWO MINUTES OF 563 00:13:57,021 --> 00:13:58,025 ENJOYING THE TOPPINGS AND 564 00:13:57,021 --> 00:13:58,025 30 MINUTES OF CHEWING A GREEN, 565 00:13:58,025 --> 00:14:04,006 PAPER BAG. 566 00:13:58,025 --> 00:14:04,006 [ APPLAUSE ] 567 00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:11,015 IT'S A LOT OF WORK 568 00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:11,015 ♪ 569 00:14:11,015 --> 00:14:13,024 THANK YOU, SEEING YOUR BREATH 570 00:14:11,015 --> 00:14:13,024 WHEN IT'S COLD OUT 571 00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:15,020 FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE THE 572 00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:15,020 WORLD'S LAMEST DRAGON. 573 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:29,010 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 574 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:29,010 WHAT YOU DO TO ME, MATE? 575 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:31,019 [ LAUGHTER ] 576 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:31,019 [ FIGHTING SOUNDS 577 00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:38,006 [ HORN HONKING ] 578 00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:38,006 [ FIGHTING SOUNDS 579 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:44,000 [ HORN HONKING ] 580 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:44,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 581 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,008 ♪ 582 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,008 THANK YOU, E-MAILING THE PHRASE 583 00:14:46,008 --> 00:14:47,013 "JUST FOLLOWING UP" FOR REALLY 584 00:14:46,008 --> 00:14:47,013 MEANING, "I KNOW YOU IDIOTS 585 00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:53,025 FORGOT ABOUT THIS. 586 00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:53,025 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 587 00:14:53,025 --> 00:15:01,005 JUST FOLLOWING UP. 588 00:14:53,025 --> 00:15:01,005 ♪ 589 00:15:01,005 --> 00:15:02,011 THANK YOU, MOUNTAIN DEW BODY 590 00:15:01,005 --> 00:15:02,011 PILLOW FOR BEING A GREAT WAY TO 591 00:15:02,011 --> 00:15:05,013 SAY "I'M SINGLE BUT I'M ALSO 592 00:15:02,011 --> 00:15:05,013 CRAZY. 593 00:15:05,013 --> 00:15:08,005 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 594 00:15:05,013 --> 00:15:08,005 THERE YOU GO 595 00:15:08,005 --> 00:15:08,028 THOSE ARE OUR "THANK-YOU 596 00:15:08,005 --> 00:15:08,028 NOTES. 597 00:15:08,028 --> 00:15:10,007 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 598 00:15:08,028 --> 00:15:10,007 ROB LOWE, EVERYBODY. 599 00:15:10,007 --> 00:15:32,007 COME ON BACK 600 00:15:10,007 --> 00:15:32,007 ♪ 601 00:15:32,007 --> 00:15:33,012 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS 602 00:15:32,007 --> 00:15:33,012 A GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING ACTOR, 603 00:15:33,012 --> 00:15:38,011 STARRING IN THE HIT SERIES 604 00:15:33,012 --> 00:15:38,011 "9-1-1 LONE STAR." 605 00:15:38,011 --> 00:15:41,010 SEASON 2 PREMIERES JANUARY 18th 606 00:15:38,011 --> 00:15:41,010 AT 9:00 P.M. ON FOX. 607 00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:44,007 HERE IS ROB LOWE 608 00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:44,007 YEAH 609 00:15:44,007 --> 00:15:47,010 SPEAKING OF -- 610 00:15:44,007 --> 00:15:47,010 >> THANK YOU 611 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:48,013 >> Jimmy: -- SPEAKING OF FOXES, 612 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:48,013 LOOK AT YOU, MAN 613 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:51,018 YOU'RE A FOX 614 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:51,018 >> OH. 615 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,024 >> THANKS FOR COMING BACK TO 616 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,024 "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AND COMING 617 00:15:52,024 --> 00:15:56,019 ON 618 00:15:52,024 --> 00:15:56,019 I LOVE SEEING YOU, BUDDY 619 00:15:56,019 --> 00:15:57,027 I KNOW YOU'RE -- ARE -- ARE 620 00:15:56,019 --> 00:15:57,027 YOU -- NO, YOU'RE QUARANTINING 621 00:15:57,027 --> 00:15:59,014 NOW, I GUESS, RIGHT? 622 00:15:57,027 --> 00:15:59,014 OR ARE YOU FILMING 623 00:15:59,014 --> 00:16:00,023 >> YEAH. 624 00:15:59,014 --> 00:16:00,023 YEAH 625 00:16:00,023 --> 00:16:05,018 WE FILMED. 626 00:16:00,023 --> 00:16:05,018 WE MANAGED TO GET, I THINK, SIX 627 00:16:05,018 --> 00:16:09,001 EPISODES IN BEFORE THE 628 00:16:05,018 --> 00:16:09,001 CHRISTMAS BREAK. 629 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,006 QUARANTINE HAS BEEN, YOU KNOW, 630 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,006 I MEAN, EVERYBODY'S GOING 631 00:16:10,006 --> 00:16:13,002 THROUGH IT 632 00:16:10,006 --> 00:16:13,002 I -- I -- MY GROWN SONS ARE 633 00:16:13,002 --> 00:16:14,027 BACK IN THE HOUSE. 634 00:16:13,002 --> 00:16:14,027 I'M LIVING IN THE PLOT OF 635 00:16:14,027 --> 00:16:18,002 A FAILED SITCOM. 636 00:16:14,027 --> 00:16:18,002 HIJINKS ENSUE WHEN THE GROWN 637 00:16:18,002 --> 00:16:23,028 SONS RETURN. 638 00:16:18,002 --> 00:16:23,028 >> Jimmy: JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT 639 00:16:23,028 --> 00:16:27,024 THESE EMPTY NESTERS HAD IT 640 00:16:23,028 --> 00:16:27,024 MADE 641 00:16:27,024 --> 00:16:29,000 >> JUST WHEN MOM AND DAD WERE 642 00:16:27,024 --> 00:16:29,000 COMFORTABLE WALKING AROUND IN 643 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,008 A TOWEL. 644 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 645 00:16:32,008 --> 00:16:33,014 >> Jimmy: I MET YOUR SONS LAST 646 00:16:32,008 --> 00:16:33,014 TIME YOU WERE ON 647 00:16:33,014 --> 00:16:35,000 WE PLAYED A GAME WITH THEM, 648 00:16:33,014 --> 00:16:35,000 WHICH WAS FUN. 649 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:39,001 HOW ARE THEY 650 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:39,001 ARE THEY DOING OKAY? 651 00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:41,008 >> THEY'RE -- THEY'RE -- 652 00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:41,008 THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. 653 00:16:41,008 --> 00:16:42,014 MY -- MY OLDEST IS WORKING AT 654 00:16:41,008 --> 00:16:42,014 A STARTUP. 655 00:16:42,014 --> 00:16:44,023 A TECH STARTUP 656 00:16:42,014 --> 00:16:44,023 AND THE YOUNGEST IS WRITING 657 00:16:44,023 --> 00:16:47,015 ON -- ON "9-1-1 LONE STAR. 658 00:16:44,023 --> 00:16:47,015 AND IT'S -- IT'S GREAT TO 659 00:16:47,015 --> 00:16:50,020 WORK -- ONE DAY, YOU MAY WORK 660 00:16:47,015 --> 00:16:50,020 WITH YOUR KIDS 661 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,015 AND I GOT TO SAY, IT'S AWESOME 662 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,015 IT'S AWESOME 663 00:16:52,015 --> 00:16:53,028 >> Jimmy: WOW. 664 00:16:52,015 --> 00:16:53,028 WHAT IS IT LIKE? 665 00:16:53,028 --> 00:16:57,019 WHAT IS IT LIKE? 666 00:16:53,028 --> 00:16:57,019 >> WELL, HE WROTE, LAST YEAR, 667 00:16:57,019 --> 00:17:00,024 OUR BIGGEST EPISODE. 668 00:16:57,019 --> 00:17:00,024 AND THIS YEAR, HE'S WRITING THE 669 00:17:00,024 --> 00:17:03,018 CROSSOVER. 670 00:17:00,024 --> 00:17:03,018 CO-WRITING THE CROSSOVER 671 00:17:03,018 --> 00:17:08,020 EPISODE. 672 00:17:03,018 --> 00:17:08,020 WHAT'S KIND OF AMAZING IS AFTER 673 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,000 A TAKE, HE'LL COME UP WITH THE 674 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,000 DIRECTOR AND GET INTO -- 675 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000 "OKAY. 676 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000 SO -- SO, ROB, I THINK ON THIS 677 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:18,006 TAKE, YOU SHOULD DO -- 678 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:18,006 LIKE, THAT'S THE THING 679 00:17:18,006 --> 00:17:19,014 MY KIDS DON'T -- THEY STOPPED 680 00:17:18,006 --> 00:17:19,014 CALLING ME DAD LIKE ABOUT TWO 681 00:17:19,014 --> 00:17:22,021 YEARS AGO. 682 00:17:19,014 --> 00:17:22,021 AND I DON'T KNOW -- AND I DON'T 683 00:17:22,021 --> 00:17:24,014 KNOW WHAT THAT'S ABOUT 684 00:17:22,021 --> 00:17:24,014 BUT I NOTICE IT'S A CULTURAL 685 00:17:24,014 --> 00:17:25,020 THING BECAUSE ALL THEIR -- ALL 686 00:17:24,014 --> 00:17:25,020 THEIR FRIENDS, AT THAT AGE, 687 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:32,015 START CALLING THEIR PARENTS BY 688 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:32,015 THEIR FIRST NAME, SO GET READY 689 00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:34,024 I KNOW YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE BIT 690 00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:34,024 YOU'VE GOT A WHILE 691 00:17:34,024 --> 00:17:37,023 YOUR KIDS ARE STILL YOUNG. 692 00:17:34,024 --> 00:17:37,023 BUT YOU ARE GOING TO WAKE UP 693 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,027 ONE DAY, AND THEY'RE GOING TO 694 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,027 BE LIKE, UM, JIMMY, CAN I 695 00:17:38,027 --> 00:17:43,000 BORROW THE CAR 696 00:17:38,027 --> 00:17:43,000 IT'S WEIRD 697 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,004 >> Jimmy: THEY SAID MY NAME 698 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,004 ONCE OR -- AND IT JUST FELT 699 00:17:44,004 --> 00:17:45,019 WEIRD. 700 00:17:44,004 --> 00:17:45,019 I DIDN'T EVEN -- I DIDN'T MAKE 701 00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:48,008 A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. 702 00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:48,008 BUT THEY SAID LIKE JIMMY FALLON 703 00:17:48,008 --> 00:17:50,021 OR SOMETHING 704 00:17:48,008 --> 00:17:50,021 THEY SAID SOMETHING. 705 00:17:50,021 --> 00:17:51,027 AND I GO LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO 706 00:17:50,021 --> 00:17:51,027 EVEN START THIS BUT THAT'S 707 00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:54,009 WEIRD TO EVEN HEAR 708 00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:54,009 >> WELL, AND THEY DO IT WITH 709 00:17:54,009 --> 00:17:58,013 THEIR MOM. 710 00:17:54,009 --> 00:17:58,013 THEIR MOM IS NO LONGER SHERYL. 711 00:17:58,013 --> 00:18:01,005 THEY -- THEY CALL HER BY THE 712 00:17:58,013 --> 00:18:01,005 NAME OF HER COMPANY. 713 00:18:01,005 --> 00:18:03,000 >> Jimmy: WHAT 714 00:18:01,005 --> 00:18:03,000 >> THEY LITERALLY GO, UM, 715 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,019 DAD -- 716 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,019 NO, ROB, SHERYL LOWE DESIGNS 717 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,025 SAYS SHE IS RUNNING TEN MINUTES 718 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,025 LATE 719 00:18:08,025 --> 00:18:13,002 >> Jimmy: SHERYL -- WHAT IS IT 720 00:18:08,025 --> 00:18:13,002 >> SHERYL LOWE DESIGNS 721 00:18:13,002 --> 00:18:15,017 THAT'S HER JEWELRY COMPANY 722 00:18:13,002 --> 00:18:15,017 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 723 00:18:15,017 --> 00:18:17,007 THAT'S RIGHT 724 00:18:15,017 --> 00:18:17,007 >> AND SHE'S SO BUSY ALL THE 725 00:18:17,007 --> 00:18:18,014 TIME 726 00:18:17,007 --> 00:18:18,014 I THINK IT'S THEIR WAY OF LIKE 727 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,011 SORT OF LIKE TAKING THE PISS 728 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,011 OUT OF HER 729 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:23,005 >> Jimmy: SHERYL LOWE DESIGNS. 730 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:23,005 >> YEAH, SHERYL LOWE DESIGNS 731 00:18:23,005 --> 00:18:24,023 ISN'T GOING TO LIKE THIS -- 732 00:18:23,005 --> 00:18:24,023 THIS MOVIE 733 00:18:24,023 --> 00:18:29,018 WHATEVER 734 00:18:24,023 --> 00:18:29,018 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. 735 00:18:29,018 --> 00:18:31,003 HEY, BY THE WAY, CONGRATS ON 736 00:18:29,018 --> 00:18:31,003 YOUR PODCAST 737 00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:33,002 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO SAY 738 00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:33,002 CONGRATS ON THIS 739 00:18:33,002 --> 00:18:35,021 >> THANKS. 740 00:18:33,002 --> 00:18:35,021 >> Jimmy: LITERALLY. 741 00:18:35,021 --> 00:18:39,024 >> "LITERALLY WITH ROB LOWE. 742 00:18:35,021 --> 00:18:39,024 I PUT MY NAME IN THE TITLE SO 743 00:18:39,024 --> 00:18:41,002 THEY DON'T EVER REPLACE ME WITH 744 00:18:39,024 --> 00:18:41,002 SOMEBODY 745 00:18:41,002 --> 00:18:46,019 >> Jimmy: SMART. 746 00:18:41,002 --> 00:18:46,019 OH, GENIUS 747 00:18:46,019 --> 00:18:48,008 THAT'S WHAT I DID. 748 00:18:46,019 --> 00:18:48,008 >> I KNOW. 749 00:18:48,008 --> 00:18:50,020 WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT THE 750 00:18:48,008 --> 00:18:50,020 IDEA 751 00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:53,002 >> Jimmy: IT WAS LITERALLY WITH 752 00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:53,002 JIMMY FALLON, FIRST. 753 00:18:53,002 --> 00:18:54,007 AND THEN, MY LAWYERS, YOU KNOW, 754 00:18:53,002 --> 00:18:54,007 THEY -- THEY HAD TO MAKE A 755 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:58,004 A COUPLE PHONE CALLS 756 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:58,004 WAIT 757 00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,016 BUT, SO, LIT -- "LITERALLY, 758 00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,016 WITH ROB LOWE. 759 00:18:59,016 --> 00:19:04,011 IS THAT FROM "PARKS AND REC? 760 00:18:59,016 --> 00:19:04,011 >> IT -- IT -- THE LITERALLY 761 00:19:04,011 --> 00:19:07,009 IS 762 00:19:04,011 --> 00:19:07,009 I WAS SO EXCITED TO FINALLY 763 00:19:07,009 --> 00:19:11,003 HAVE A CATCHPHRASE WITHIN THE 764 00:19:07,009 --> 00:19:11,003 LOT OF TELEVISION. 765 00:19:11,003 --> 00:19:14,008 AND LIKE, YOU KNOW, "WHAT YOU 766 00:19:11,003 --> 00:19:14,008 TALKING ABOUT, WILLIS? 767 00:19:14,008 --> 00:19:15,015 WHAT ARE THE FAMOUS -- WHAT ARE 768 00:19:14,008 --> 00:19:15,015 THE FAMOUS -- WHAT ARE THE 769 00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:17,013 OTHER FAMOUS CATCHPHRASES ARE 770 00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:17,013 THERE? 771 00:19:17,013 --> 00:19:20,012 >> Jimmy: "WA-WA-WA. 772 00:19:17,013 --> 00:19:20,012 THAT WAS CHACHI'S. 773 00:19:20,012 --> 00:19:22,008 RIGHT? 774 00:19:20,012 --> 00:19:22,008 >> OH, AND "AYE. 775 00:19:22,008 --> 00:19:26,002 >> Jimmy: "AYE" WAS MASSIVE. 776 00:19:22,008 --> 00:19:26,002 >> AND THEN, JOHN STAMOS HAD 777 00:19:26,002 --> 00:19:29,003 ONE, DIDN'T HE 778 00:19:26,002 --> 00:19:29,003 >> Jimmy: DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR 779 00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:32,003 OR, YEAH, WATCH THE HAIR 780 00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:32,003 >> SOMETHING 781 00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:38,008 >> Jimmy: AND THEN, "YOU GOT 782 00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:38,008 IT, DUDE," WAS - 783 00:19:38,008 --> 00:19:39,016 I FEEL LIKE IN THE '70s, I FEEL 784 00:19:38,008 --> 00:19:39,016 LIKE GARRY MARSHALL WAS GREAT 785 00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:40,015 AT GIVING ALL HIS CHARACTERS 786 00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:40,015 LIKE CATCHPHRASES. 787 00:19:40,015 --> 00:19:42,006 FONZ 788 00:19:40,015 --> 00:19:42,006 CHACHI 789 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:45,014 >> YEAH. 790 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:45,014 >> Jimmy: THE BIG RAGOO. 791 00:19:45,014 --> 00:19:46,027 WOULDN'T HE COME IN SAYING 792 00:19:45,014 --> 00:19:46,027 SOMETHING LIKE - 793 00:19:46,027 --> 00:19:48,026 WOULDN'T HE SING 794 00:19:46,027 --> 00:19:48,026 >> BIG RAGOO 795 00:19:48,026 --> 00:19:51,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 796 00:19:48,026 --> 00:19:51,027 >> DIDN'T CARMINE -- DIDN'T 797 00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:58,006 CARMINE COME IN SINGING? 798 00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:58,006 >> THE BIG RAGOO 799 00:19:58,006 --> 00:20:00,018 IT'S TOO GREAT 800 00:19:58,006 --> 00:20:00,018 >> Jimmy: THE BIG RAGOO. 801 00:20:00,018 --> 00:20:03,008 I LOVE IT, BUDDY 802 00:20:00,018 --> 00:20:03,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 803 00:20:03,008 --> 00:20:06,013 >> YEAH. 804 00:20:03,008 --> 00:20:06,013 SO LITERALLY, IT WAS MY -- I 805 00:20:06,013 --> 00:20:08,021 JUST -- MY CHARACTER SAID IT A 806 00:20:06,013 --> 00:20:08,021 A LOT ON "PARKS AND REC. 807 00:20:08,021 --> 00:20:14,012 AND PEOPLE KIND OF LIKED IT. 808 00:20:08,021 --> 00:20:14,012 AND SO, I FIGURED I WOULD -- 809 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,020 THAT WOULD BE A SIGNAL TO THE 810 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,020 AUDIENCE THAT YOU'RE GOING TO 811 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,024 HAVE FUN, AND IT'S GOING TO BE 812 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,024 A FUNNY PODCAST. 813 00:20:16,024 --> 00:20:18,023 AND IT IS. 814 00:20:16,024 --> 00:20:18,023 IT'S REALLY FUN. 815 00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:20,025 I AM HAVING A BLAST DOING IT 816 00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:20,025 I'VE HAD ALEC BALDWIN AND 817 00:20:20,025 --> 00:20:21,028 MICHAEL J. FOX AND 818 00:20:20,025 --> 00:20:21,028 MAGIC JOHNSON AND MARIA SHRIVER 819 00:20:21,028 --> 00:20:26,016 AND GWYNETH PALTROW. 820 00:20:21,028 --> 00:20:26,016 AND IT'S GREAT 821 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,028 IT'S FUN 822 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,028 >> Jimmy: AND HOW LONG DO 823 00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:32,004 YOU -- DO YOU GO 824 00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:32,004 HOW LONG DO YOU TALK 825 00:20:32,004 --> 00:20:34,013 >> AS LONG AS I WANT TO, WHICH 826 00:20:32,004 --> 00:20:34,013 IS WHAT IS REALLY GREAT. 827 00:20:34,013 --> 00:20:35,026 AND IT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT AN 828 00:20:34,013 --> 00:20:35,026 INTERVIEW. 829 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:39,024 IT'S -- IT'S LIKE, IF YOU WERE 830 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:39,024 INVISIBLE AND YOU WERE SITTING 831 00:20:39,024 --> 00:20:42,026 IN ON A PRIVATE DINNER WITH ME 832 00:20:39,024 --> 00:20:42,026 AND THAT PERSON. 833 00:20:42,026 --> 00:20:44,008 >> Jimmy: SEE, I LOVE THAT 834 00:20:42,026 --> 00:20:44,008 >> YEAH. 835 00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:47,016 IT'S REALLY FUN. 836 00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:47,016 I THINK -- I THINK -- YEAH, YOU 837 00:20:47,016 --> 00:20:49,002 GOT TO HEAR THE ALEC BALDWIN 838 00:20:47,016 --> 00:20:49,002 ONE, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE 839 00:20:49,002 --> 00:20:50,018 A BIG ALEC BALDWIN FAN 840 00:20:49,002 --> 00:20:50,018 >> Jimmy: I REALLY AM. 841 00:20:50,018 --> 00:20:51,027 >> IT'S A PARTICULARLY GOOD 842 00:20:50,018 --> 00:20:51,027 ONE. 843 00:20:51,027 --> 00:20:53,017 >> Jimmy: NO ONE TELLS A STORY 844 00:20:51,027 --> 00:20:53,017 LIKE ALEC BALDWIN. 845 00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:55,009 >> "YOU KNOW, JIMMY. 846 00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:55,009 JIMMY. 847 00:20:55,009 --> 00:21:00,000 [ CLEARS THROAT 848 00:20:55,009 --> 00:21:00,000 STEVE CARRELL NEVER WON. 849 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,022 HE NEVER WON AN EMMY EVER FOR 850 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,022 'THE OFFICE' BECAUSE OF ME." 851 00:21:01,022 --> 00:21:06,020 THAT'S IT. 852 00:21:01,022 --> 00:21:06,020 THAT'S ALL I GOT 853 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:08,013 >> Jimmy: YOU EVER SEE HIM 854 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:08,013 DO - 855 00:21:08,013 --> 00:21:11,028 YOU MUST HAVE -- HIS AL PACINO 856 00:21:08,013 --> 00:21:11,028 HE DOES A GREAT -- HE DOES BOTH 857 00:21:11,028 --> 00:21:14,013 AL PACINOS 858 00:21:11,028 --> 00:21:14,013 YOUNG AL PACINO, HE'S JUST - 859 00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:17,002 >> SO GOOD 860 00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:17,002 >> Jimmy: I GOT TO CHECK THAT. 861 00:21:17,002 --> 00:21:19,007 EVERYONE, CHECK OUT THAT 862 00:21:17,002 --> 00:21:19,007 PODCAST, LITERALLY 863 00:21:19,007 --> 00:21:23,015 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 864 00:21:19,007 --> 00:21:23,015 "9-1-1 LONE STAR." 865 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:26,008 DUDE, CONGRATS, BY THE WAY 866 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:26,008 I KNOW YOU'VE SAID YOU HAVE 867 00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:29,029 DONE A LOT OF TV 868 00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:29,029 THIS IS A MAJOR HIT. 869 00:21:29,029 --> 00:21:30,028 IT WAS THE NUMBER ONE NEW DRAMA 870 00:21:29,029 --> 00:21:30,028 LAST SEASON. 871 00:21:30,028 --> 00:21:35,003 CONGRATS ON THAT 872 00:21:30,028 --> 00:21:35,003 >> THANK YOU 873 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,002 >> Jimmy: TO PLAY 874 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,002 A FIREFIGHTER, DO YOU -- I 875 00:21:36,002 --> 00:21:38,008 MEAN, IT'S GOT TO FEEL LIKE 876 00:21:36,002 --> 00:21:38,008 YOU'RE A SUPERHERO, RIGHT? 877 00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:39,014 >> WELL, SERIOUSLY, THE -- THE 878 00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:39,014 THING I DO LOVE ABOUT IT THE 879 00:21:39,014 --> 00:21:40,021 MOST IS -- IS -- IS GIVING REAL 880 00:21:39,014 --> 00:21:40,021 FIRST RESPONDERS LIKE, MAKING 881 00:21:40,021 --> 00:21:53,020 THEM REAL HEROES IN AMERICA'S 882 00:21:40,021 --> 00:21:53,020 CONSCIOUSNESS, AGAIN 883 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,027 BECAUSE I LOVE -- I LOVE ALL 884 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,027 THE MARVEL STUFF AS MUCH AS THE 885 00:21:54,027 --> 00:21:57,018 NEXT GUY AND CAPE CRUSADERS OR 886 00:21:54,027 --> 00:21:57,018 WHAT HAVE YOU. 887 00:21:57,018 --> 00:21:59,029 BUT THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE, MAN 888 00:21:57,018 --> 00:21:59,029 AND THEY ARE REAL HEROES, AND 889 00:21:59,029 --> 00:22:04,028 THEY ARE -- THEY ARE THERE FOR 890 00:21:59,029 --> 00:22:04,028 US, ON OUR WORST DAYS. 891 00:22:04,028 --> 00:22:07,007 >> Jimmy: YEP. 892 00:22:04,028 --> 00:22:07,007 >> AND TO -- TO DRAMATIZE THEIR 893 00:22:07,007 --> 00:22:10,015 LIVES. 894 00:22:07,007 --> 00:22:10,015 IT -- IT -- IT -- IT FEELS 895 00:22:10,015 --> 00:22:13,020 PRETTY COOL, I HAVE TO SAY 896 00:22:10,015 --> 00:22:13,020 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GREAT IN IT 897 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:15,008 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 898 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:15,008 HERE IS ROB LOWE IN THE SEASON 899 00:22:15,008 --> 00:22:19,020 TWO PREMIERE OF "9-1-1 LONE 900 00:22:15,025 --> 00:22:19,020 STAR." 901 00:22:17,022 --> 00:22:19,020 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 902 00:22:22,016 --> 00:22:30,002 >> YOU REACH HIM 903 00:22:22,016 --> 00:22:30,002 >> YEAH. 904 00:22:30,002 --> 00:22:31,025 >> ALL RIGHT 905 00:22:30,002 --> 00:22:31,025 ♪ 906 00:22:31,025 --> 00:22:32,028 >> CAPTAIN, THAT'S NOT A 907 00:22:31,025 --> 00:22:32,028 A PUNCTURE WOUND 908 00:22:32,028 --> 00:22:35,013 THAT'S AN EXIT WOUND 909 00:22:32,028 --> 00:22:35,013 >> FROM A BULLET 910 00:22:35,013 --> 00:22:39,028 >> THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANY 911 00:22:35,013 --> 00:22:39,028 GUNSHOT I'VE EVER SEEN 912 00:22:39,028 --> 00:22:53,002 >> GET BEHIND THE DISH 913 00:22:39,028 --> 00:22:53,002 >> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 914 00:22:53,002 --> 00:22:55,020 >> IT'S A BOLT 915 00:22:53,002 --> 00:22:55,020 >> A BOLT? 916 00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:58,009 YOU MEAN, LIKE FROM A -- 917 00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:58,009 >> 126 918 00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:01,014 WE'RE TAKING FIRE. 919 00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:01,014 >> Jimmy: ROB LOWE, EVERYONE 920 00:23:01,014 --> 00:23:06,002 CHECK OUT THE SEASON TWO 921 00:23:01,014 --> 00:23:06,002 PREMIERE OF "9-1-1 LONE STAR," 922 00:23:06,002 --> 00:23:07,014 JANUARY 18th, AT 9:00 P.M., ON 923 00:23:06,002 --> 00:23:07,014 FOX. 924 00:23:07,014 --> 00:23:08,027 IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU, 925 00:23:07,014 --> 00:23:08,027 BUD. 926 00:23:08,027 --> 00:23:10,023 BEST TO THE WHOLE FAMILY, 927 00:23:08,027 --> 00:23:10,023 PLEASE 928 00:23:10,023 --> 00:23:13,016 >> THANKS. 929 00:23:10,023 --> 00:23:13,016 SAME TO YOU. 930 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:14,022 >> Jimmy: BYE, BUD 931 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:14,022 I AM TALKING WITH LIL NAS X, 932 00:23:14,022 --> 00:23:16,001 WHEN WE COME BACK. 933 00:23:14,022 --> 00:23:16,001 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 934 00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:38,019 ♪ 935 00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:38,019 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 936 00:23:38,019 --> 00:23:42,004 A TWO-TIME GRAMMY WINNER AND 937 00:23:38,019 --> 00:23:42,004 THE RECORD-HOLDER FOR THE 938 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:46,028 LONGEST-RUNNING NUMBER ONE SONG 939 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:46,028 IN BILLBOARD HISTORY 940 00:23:46,028 --> 00:23:50,006 HE NOW HAS A NEW CHILDREN'S 941 00:23:46,028 --> 00:23:50,006 BOOK CALLED "C IS FOR COUNTRY," 942 00:23:50,006 --> 00:23:53,001 WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW 943 00:23:50,006 --> 00:23:53,001 AND WEIRDLY ENOUGH, THIS IS, 944 00:23:53,001 --> 00:23:54,024 ALSO, NUMBER ONE RIGHT NOW 945 00:23:53,001 --> 00:23:54,024 HERE IS LIL NAS X. 946 00:23:54,024 --> 00:23:58,023 HEY, YOU HAVE THE SAME BOOK. 947 00:23:54,024 --> 00:23:58,023 >> WHAT'S UP 948 00:23:58,023 --> 00:24:01,002 YES, I HAVE THE EXACT SAME BOOK 949 00:23:58,023 --> 00:24:01,002 AS YOU 950 00:24:01,002 --> 00:24:03,017 >> Jimmy: THIS IS A GREAT ONE, 951 00:24:01,002 --> 00:24:03,017 MAN. 952 00:24:03,017 --> 00:24:06,012 IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. 953 00:24:03,017 --> 00:24:06,012 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON 954 00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:09,001 THE SHOW, AGAIN I WILL SAY, 955 00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:09,001 BECAUSE WE GOT TO DO A BIT, 956 00:24:09,001 --> 00:24:10,017 ZOOM BIT, EARLIER. 957 00:24:09,001 --> 00:24:10,017 BUT I DIDN'T REALLY GET TO MEET 958 00:24:10,017 --> 00:24:12,006 YOU AND TALK TO YOU. 959 00:24:10,017 --> 00:24:12,006 BUT YOU WERE SO MUCH FUN 960 00:24:12,006 --> 00:24:13,028 YOU WERE FANTASTIC IN THAT 961 00:24:12,006 --> 00:24:13,028 >> YEAH. 962 00:24:13,028 --> 00:24:15,027 IT WAS PRETTY FUN, MAN 963 00:24:13,028 --> 00:24:15,027 IT WAS GREAT TALKING TO YOU 964 00:24:15,027 --> 00:24:20,005 THROUGH THE GREEN SCREEN 965 00:24:15,027 --> 00:24:20,005 >> Jimmy: YEAH 966 00:24:20,005 --> 00:24:21,029 HEY, WHAT -- WHAT SHOULD I CALL 967 00:24:20,005 --> 00:24:21,029 YOU, BY THE WAY? 968 00:24:21,029 --> 00:24:25,025 DO I CALL YOU LIL NAS X? 969 00:24:21,029 --> 00:24:25,025 >> CALL ME NAS OR MONTERO. 970 00:24:25,025 --> 00:24:28,005 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 971 00:24:25,025 --> 00:24:28,005 >> OR NAS. 972 00:24:28,005 --> 00:24:29,018 >> Jimmy: YOUR REAL NAME IS 973 00:24:28,005 --> 00:24:29,018 MONTERO? 974 00:24:29,018 --> 00:24:31,026 >> YEAH. 975 00:24:29,018 --> 00:24:31,026 >> WHY DIDN'T YOU USE MONTERO 976 00:24:31,026 --> 00:24:36,028 AS A STAGE NAME? 977 00:24:31,026 --> 00:24:36,028 >> I DIDN'T USE MONTERO AS 978 00:24:36,028 --> 00:24:38,017 STAGE NAME BECAUSE, LIKE, NAS 979 00:24:36,028 --> 00:24:38,017 WAS, LIKE, MY INTERNET ALIAS 980 00:24:38,017 --> 00:24:40,009 AND THEN, WHEN I STARTED DOING 981 00:24:38,017 --> 00:24:40,009 MUSIC, I WAS LIKE, "I WANT TO 982 00:24:40,009 --> 00:24:42,020 HAVE FUN WITH THIS." 983 00:24:40,009 --> 00:24:42,020 AND EVERY NEW RAPPER'S NAME -- 984 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:45,026 LIL, LIL, LIL -- "WHAT IF I WAS 985 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:45,026 LIL NAS? 986 00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:48,006 HA-HA-HA, THAT'D BE FUNNY. 987 00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:48,006 SO, I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, 988 00:24:48,006 --> 00:24:50,004 BET. 989 00:24:48,006 --> 00:24:50,004 I'LL BE LIL NAS. 990 00:24:50,004 --> 00:24:51,013 AND ADD THAT X ON, LATER ON. 991 00:24:50,004 --> 00:24:51,013 YEAH 992 00:24:51,013 --> 00:24:54,012 THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED 993 00:24:51,013 --> 00:24:54,012 >> Jimmy: WHERE DOES -- WHERE 994 00:24:54,012 --> 00:24:59,019 DOES MONTERO COME FROM 995 00:24:54,012 --> 00:24:59,019 >> WHERE DOES MONTERO -- OKAY. 996 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:01,005 IT'S SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING BUT 997 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:01,005 NOT EMBARRASSING 998 00:25:01,005 --> 00:25:04,014 >> Jimmy: TELL ME. 999 00:25:01,005 --> 00:25:04,014 >> SO, MY MOM WANTED LIKE THE 1000 00:25:04,014 --> 00:25:06,013 CAR, THE MONTERO, YOU KNOW 1001 00:25:04,014 --> 00:25:06,013 AND SHE NEVER GOT ONE. 1002 00:25:06,013 --> 00:25:12,003 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S A MONTERO 1003 00:25:06,013 --> 00:25:12,003 >> IT'S A MITSUBISHI 1004 00:25:12,003 --> 00:25:13,023 SO, YEAH, I'M NAMED AFTER 1005 00:25:12,003 --> 00:25:13,023 A CAR. 1006 00:25:13,023 --> 00:25:17,000 >> Jimmy: WAIT, THIS IS GREAT. 1007 00:25:13,023 --> 00:25:17,000 SO, YOUR MOM -- I LOVE THAT. 1008 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,028 I DID NOT KNOW THAT STORY, AT 1009 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,028 ALL. 1010 00:25:18,028 --> 00:25:21,023 SO, SHE WANTED THE MONTERO AND 1011 00:25:18,028 --> 00:25:21,023 SHE GOT YOU. 1012 00:25:21,023 --> 00:25:23,002 IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN A CAR. 1013 00:25:21,023 --> 00:25:23,002 >> YEAH. 1014 00:25:23,002 --> 00:25:24,015 SHE WAS LIKE, "I'LL SETTLE FOR 1015 00:25:23,002 --> 00:25:24,015 LESS." 1016 00:25:24,015 --> 00:25:26,007 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 1017 00:25:24,015 --> 00:25:26,007 YOUR LATEST SINGLE "HOLIDAY. 1018 00:25:26,007 --> 00:25:29,022 JUST THIS WEEK, IT WAS 1019 00:25:26,007 --> 00:25:29,022 CERTIFIED GOLD 1020 00:25:29,022 --> 00:25:33,003 AND THE MUSIC VIDEO, WHICH YOU 1021 00:25:29,022 --> 00:25:33,003 CO-DIRECTED, HAS ALMOST, AND 1022 00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:34,026 I'M NOT KIDDING, 100 MILLION 1023 00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:34,026 VIEWS ON YOUTUBE 1024 00:25:34,026 --> 00:25:37,015 IT -- IT'S - 1025 00:25:34,026 --> 00:25:37,015 >> INSANE. 1026 00:25:37,015 --> 00:25:38,028 >> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO DIRECT 1027 00:25:37,015 --> 00:25:38,028 MORE 1028 00:25:38,028 --> 00:25:42,013 I THINK YOU'D BE GREAT AT IT 1029 00:25:38,028 --> 00:25:42,013 >> OF COURSE 1030 00:25:42,013 --> 00:25:45,002 YOU KNOW, FOR OUR NEXT, YOU 1031 00:25:42,013 --> 00:25:45,002 KNOW, VIDEO, WE DO THE THING 1032 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,010 AGAIN NEXT YEAR. 1033 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,010 BE GREAT 1034 00:25:47,010 --> 00:25:49,019 >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S DO THAT. 1035 00:25:47,010 --> 00:25:49,019 PLEASE, I THINK YOU GOT BIGGER 1036 00:25:49,019 --> 00:25:52,001 THINGS TO DO THAN ME AND YOU 1037 00:25:49,019 --> 00:25:52,001 BUT TALK ABOUT THE NEW ALBUM 1038 00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:54,017 DO YOU HAVE ONE? 1039 00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:54,017 WHAT'S HAPPENING 1040 00:25:54,017 --> 00:25:56,006 ARE YOU -- I KNOW YOU'RE 1041 00:25:54,017 --> 00:25:56,006 WORKING ON ONE 1042 00:25:56,006 --> 00:25:59,007 >> YEAH. 1043 00:25:56,006 --> 00:25:59,007 I'M WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM 1044 00:25:59,007 --> 00:26:00,020 IT'S ALL ABOUT SEX, AND NOTHING 1045 00:25:59,007 --> 00:26:00,020 ELSE 1046 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:01,029 >> Jimmy: OOH. 1047 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:01,029 >> I'M KIDDING 1048 00:26:01,029 --> 00:26:03,013 I'M KIDDING. 1049 00:26:01,029 --> 00:26:03,013 IT'S A PRETTY GREAT ALBUM. 1050 00:26:03,013 --> 00:26:06,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 1051 00:26:03,013 --> 00:26:06,011 IT'S ABOUT ALL THE THINGS I'VE 1052 00:26:06,011 --> 00:26:10,013 BEEN EXPERIENCING. 1053 00:26:06,011 --> 00:26:10,013 LIKE, PRE-FAME AND AFTER 1054 00:26:10,013 --> 00:26:14,028 AND WHAT I EXPECT TO BE 1055 00:26:10,013 --> 00:26:14,028 EXPERIENCE 1056 00:26:14,028 --> 00:26:16,004 IT -- IT'S JUST A GREAT ALBUM, 1057 00:26:14,028 --> 00:26:16,004 OVERALL. 1058 00:26:16,004 --> 00:26:18,013 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR 1059 00:26:16,004 --> 00:26:18,013 LIKE TWO YEARS 1060 00:26:18,013 --> 00:26:20,008 >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY DETAILS 1061 00:26:18,013 --> 00:26:20,008 YOU CAN SHARE? 1062 00:26:20,008 --> 00:26:22,001 LIKE, MAYBE, CAN YOU -- CAN YOU 1063 00:26:20,008 --> 00:26:22,001 WHISPER WHEN YOU THINK IT MIGHT 1064 00:26:22,001 --> 00:26:27,022 BE COMING OUT? 1065 00:26:22,001 --> 00:26:27,022 >> IT -- YEAH, THIS YEAR 1066 00:26:27,022 --> 00:26:29,004 THAT'S -- THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 1067 00:26:27,022 --> 00:26:29,004 THAT'S A GOOD DAY. 1068 00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:33,018 >> Jimmy: OKAY, I'LL TAKE IT 1069 00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:33,018 DEFINITELY, THIS YEAR? 1070 00:26:33,018 --> 00:26:36,017 >> DEFINITELY, THIS YEAR 1071 00:26:33,018 --> 00:26:36,017 >> Jimmy: AT ONE POINT, YOU 1072 00:26:36,017 --> 00:26:37,029 ASKED TWITTER FOLLOWERS TO NAME 1073 00:26:36,017 --> 00:26:37,029 YOUR ALBUM 1074 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:43,025 DID ANYTHING STICK 1075 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:43,025 >> NOTHING STICK 1076 00:26:43,025 --> 00:26:47,006 I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMBER ANY 1077 00:26:43,025 --> 00:26:47,006 OF THE NAMES THEY SAID 1078 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:48,022 I THINK -- BECAUSE ALL OF MY 1079 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:48,022 FOLLOWERS ARE TROLLS 1080 00:26:48,022 --> 00:26:50,014 SO IT'S PROBABLY JUST LIKE -- 1081 00:26:48,022 --> 00:26:50,014 THEY WERE PROBABLY JUST 1082 00:26:50,014 --> 00:26:53,019 TROLLING ME BACK, HONESTLY 1083 00:26:50,014 --> 00:26:53,019 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEY DIDN'T 1084 00:26:53,019 --> 00:26:54,029 TAKE IT SERIOUS. 1085 00:26:53,019 --> 00:26:54,029 I THINK THEY SHOULD. 1086 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:58,000 LET'S SEE. 1087 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:58,000 I'M TRYING TO THINK IF I CAN 1088 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,006 NAME IT FOR YOU. 1089 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,006 WELL, I MEAN, "MONTERO." 1090 00:27:00,006 --> 00:27:04,019 THAT'S ONE 1091 00:27:00,006 --> 00:27:04,019 >> YOU KNOW, THAT'S ACTUALLY A 1092 00:27:04,019 --> 00:27:06,026 A GREAT NAME 1093 00:27:04,019 --> 00:27:06,026 >> Jimmy: NOT BAD, RIGHT 1094 00:27:06,026 --> 00:27:09,028 >> I THINK I CAN USE THAT. 1095 00:27:06,026 --> 00:27:09,028 >> Jimmy: SO, DO YOU HAVE ANY 1096 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:11,013 IDEA WHAT THE ALBUM WILL BE 1097 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:11,013 CALLED, AT THIS POINT? 1098 00:27:11,013 --> 00:27:13,029 >> HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW. 1099 00:27:11,013 --> 00:27:13,029 >> Jimmy: OKAY 1100 00:27:13,029 --> 00:27:15,012 >> I DON'T KNOW. 1101 00:27:13,029 --> 00:27:15,012 I HAVE NO IDEA 1102 00:27:15,012 --> 00:27:16,018 >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO 1103 00:27:15,012 --> 00:27:16,018 PRESSURE YOU 1104 00:27:16,018 --> 00:27:18,008 I DON'T WANT TO PRESSURE YOU 1105 00:27:16,018 --> 00:27:18,008 I WAS RESEARCHING, BEFORE THIS 1106 00:27:18,008 --> 00:27:21,026 INTERVIEW, AND I SAW THAT IT'S 1107 00:27:18,008 --> 00:27:21,026 ALMOST TO THE DAY SINCE YOUR 1108 00:27:21,026 --> 00:27:25,027 HUGE NIGHT AT THE GRAMMY'S 1109 00:27:21,026 --> 00:27:25,027 ASIDE FROM WINNING TWO GRAMMY'S 1110 00:27:25,027 --> 00:27:27,029 AND PERFORMING, WHAT WAS THE 1111 00:27:25,027 --> 00:27:27,029 MOST MEMORABLE PART OF THAT 1112 00:27:27,029 --> 00:27:31,021 NIGHT? 1113 00:27:27,029 --> 00:27:31,021 >> THE MOST MEMORABLE PART OF 1114 00:27:31,021 --> 00:27:35,028 THAT NIGHT 1115 00:27:31,021 --> 00:27:35,028 PROBABLY, WHEN I WENT TO THE 1116 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:41,022 STRIP CLUB WITH LIZZO. 1117 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:41,022 THAT WAS A PRETTY GREAT TIME 1118 00:27:41,022 --> 00:27:43,014 >> Jimmy: YOU WENT TO THE STRIP 1119 00:27:41,022 --> 00:27:43,014 CLUB WITH LIZZO AFTER THE 1120 00:27:43,014 --> 00:27:45,021 GRAMMY'S 1121 00:27:43,014 --> 00:27:45,021 >> YEAH, AND THEY WERE LIKE 1122 00:27:45,021 --> 00:27:47,002 PLAYING OUR SONGS AND -- AND 1123 00:27:45,021 --> 00:27:47,002 STRIPPING. 1124 00:27:47,002 --> 00:27:48,026 >> Jimmy: WHOSE IDEA WAS IT? 1125 00:27:47,002 --> 00:27:48,026 YOURS? 1126 00:27:48,026 --> 00:27:52,007 OR LIZZO'S 1127 00:27:48,026 --> 00:27:52,007 >> I DON'T REMEMBER, ACTUALLY. 1128 00:27:52,007 --> 00:27:55,006 IT WAS A CRAZY NIGHT 1129 00:27:52,007 --> 00:27:55,006 IT WAS FUN 1130 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,015 FUN NIGHT. 1131 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,015 >> Jimmy: DUDE, EVERYTHING WAS 1132 00:27:57,015 --> 00:27:58,021 CRAZY. 1133 00:27:57,015 --> 00:27:58,021 IT WAS SO GOOD 1134 00:27:58,021 --> 00:28:00,003 AND THEN, YOU PERFORMED WITH 1135 00:27:58,021 --> 00:28:00,003 BTS, TOO 1136 00:28:00,003 --> 00:28:01,016 JUST -- I LOVE THOSE DUDES, 1137 00:28:00,003 --> 00:28:01,016 MAN. 1138 00:28:01,016 --> 00:28:03,002 DUDE, THEY HAVE THE BEST FANS, 1139 00:28:01,016 --> 00:28:03,002 DON'T THEY 1140 00:28:03,002 --> 00:28:07,016 BTS ARMY 1141 00:28:03,002 --> 00:28:07,016 >> THEY HAVE A HUGE FANBASE. 1142 00:28:07,016 --> 00:28:09,005 >> Jimmy: IT'S AWESOME 1143 00:28:07,016 --> 00:28:09,005 WOULD YOU EVER DO A SONG WITH 1144 00:28:09,005 --> 00:28:12,010 BTS, BESIDES THAT? 1145 00:28:09,005 --> 00:28:12,010 >> OF COURSE 1146 00:28:12,010 --> 00:28:14,009 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1147 00:28:12,010 --> 00:28:14,009 >> OF COURSE 1148 00:28:14,009 --> 00:28:16,005 >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU SHOULD 1149 00:28:14,009 --> 00:28:16,005 I THINK YOU GUYS HAD SOME GOOD 1150 00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:18,001 CHEMISTRY THERE. 1151 00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:18,001 LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR BOOK 1152 00:28:18,001 --> 00:28:22,022 "C IS FOR COUNTRY. 1153 00:28:18,001 --> 00:28:22,022 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 1154 00:28:22,022 --> 00:28:26,007 WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO DO -- DO 1155 00:28:22,022 --> 00:28:26,007 THIS BOOK? 1156 00:28:26,007 --> 00:28:27,020 >> I JUST REALLY WANTED ALL THE 1157 00:28:26,007 --> 00:28:27,020 KIDS' MONEY. 1158 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:31,011 I'M KIDDING. 1159 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:31,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 1160 00:28:31,011 --> 00:28:35,022 I WANTED TO -- I WANTED TO, YOU 1161 00:28:31,011 --> 00:28:35,022 KNOW, WITH "OLD TOWN ROAD" 1162 00:28:35,022 --> 00:28:37,018 HAVING SUCH A BIG SUCCESS AND 1163 00:28:35,022 --> 00:28:37,018 KIDS BEING A BIG PART OF 1164 00:28:37,018 --> 00:28:40,020 THAT - 1165 00:28:37,018 --> 00:28:40,020 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1166 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:42,020 >> -- I WAS LIKE, "THIS MAKES 1167 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:42,020 SO MUCH SENSE, WHEN THE IDEA TO 1168 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:45,024 DO A BOOK WAS BROUGHT TO ME. 1169 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:45,024 TO DO A CHILDREN'S BOOK AND 1170 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:50,005 LIKE MAKE IT LIKE EDUCATIONAL 1171 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:50,005 FOR THESE YOUNG KIDS 1172 00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:52,004 AND STILL HAVE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 1173 00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:52,004 SOME POP-CULTURE REFERENCE 1174 00:28:52,004 --> 00:28:54,003 WITHIN IT. 1175 00:28:52,004 --> 00:28:54,003 YOU KNOW 1176 00:28:54,003 --> 00:28:55,023 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1177 00:28:54,003 --> 00:28:55,023 >> IT'S LIKE THE -- I FEEL LIKE 1178 00:28:55,023 --> 00:28:59,011 IT WOULD'VE EVEN MADE MORE 1179 00:28:55,023 --> 00:28:59,011 SENSE IF I JUST NAMED IT "OLD 1180 00:28:59,011 --> 00:29:01,014 TOWN ROAD. 1181 00:28:59,011 --> 00:29:01,014 BUT, YOU KNOW, PROBABLY GOT 1182 00:29:01,014 --> 00:29:05,018 LOST IN A LOT OF STUFF 1183 00:29:01,014 --> 00:29:05,018 >> Jimmy: WELL, "C IS FOR 1184 00:29:05,018 --> 00:29:06,024 COUNTRY" IS PERFECT. 1185 00:29:05,018 --> 00:29:06,024 IT WORKS 1186 00:29:06,024 --> 00:29:08,000 YOU GO THROUGH THE -- GO 1187 00:29:06,024 --> 00:29:08,000 THROUGH THE WHOLE ALPHABET 1188 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,025 BUT I LIKE THE ILLUSTRATIONS AS 1189 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,025 WELL 1190 00:29:11,025 --> 00:29:14,011 BUT I LIKE THIS, TOO 1191 00:29:11,025 --> 00:29:14,011 LOOK AT THIS, ILLUSTRATIONS 1192 00:29:14,011 --> 00:29:16,012 THERE. 1193 00:29:14,011 --> 00:29:16,012 AND WE CAN SEE THERE 1194 00:29:16,012 --> 00:29:20,027 AND THEN, IT SAYS -- IT SAYS "Y 1195 00:29:16,012 --> 00:29:20,027 IS FOR Y'ALL 1196 00:29:20,027 --> 00:29:22,023 WE GOT LOVE FOR EVERYBODY, NO 1197 00:29:20,027 --> 00:29:22,023 MATTER WHO YOU ARE, WHERE 1198 00:29:22,023 --> 00:29:24,002 YOU'RE FROM, OR WHAT YOU LOOK 1199 00:29:22,023 --> 00:29:24,002 LIKE." 1200 00:29:24,002 --> 00:29:25,027 I THINK, THE THING I LIKE ABOUT 1201 00:29:24,002 --> 00:29:25,027 YOU, EVERYONE LIKES ABOUT YOU, 1202 00:29:25,027 --> 00:29:28,026 IS I THINK THE IDEA, THE 1203 00:29:25,027 --> 00:29:28,026 ULTIMATE MESSAGE, I GET FROM 1204 00:29:28,026 --> 00:29:33,002 YOU IS THAT POSITIVITY 1205 00:29:28,026 --> 00:29:33,002 >> YEAH, I'M PRETTY POSITIVE 1206 00:29:33,002 --> 00:29:35,011 SOMETIMES. 1207 00:29:33,002 --> 00:29:35,011 YOU KNOW 1208 00:29:35,011 --> 00:29:36,020 >> Jimmy: SOMETIMES. 1209 00:29:35,011 --> 00:29:36,020 IT DEPENDS 1210 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:38,029 >> EVERY NOW AND THEN. 1211 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:38,029 >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATS ON THE 1212 00:29:38,029 --> 00:29:40,017 BOOK, BUDDY. 1213 00:29:38,029 --> 00:29:40,017 AND COME BACK, AGAIN, WHENEVER 1214 00:29:40,017 --> 00:29:43,018 YOU WANT, PLEASE 1215 00:29:40,017 --> 00:29:43,018 LIL NAS X, EVERYBODY 1216 00:29:43,018 --> 00:29:45,007 "C IS FOR COUNTRY" AVAILABLE 1217 00:29:43,018 --> 00:29:45,007 NOW. 1218 00:29:45,007 --> 00:29:49,015 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 1219 00:29:45,007 --> 00:29:49,015 REGE-JEAN PAGE 1220 00:29:49,015 --> 00:29:52,017 STICK AROUND 1221 00:29:49,015 --> 00:29:52,017 >> SEE YOU GUYS. 1222 00:29:52,017 --> 00:30:11,014 ♪ 1223 00:29:52,017 --> 00:30:11,014 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS 1224 00:30:11,014 --> 00:30:13,027 KNOWN TO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AS 1225 00:30:11,014 --> 00:30:13,027 THE DUKE OF HASTINGS IN THE 1226 00:30:13,027 --> 00:30:16,018 GIANT, NEW SHOW "BRIDGERTON," 1227 00:30:13,027 --> 00:30:16,018 WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON 1228 00:30:16,018 --> 00:30:19,016 NETFLIX. 1229 00:30:16,018 --> 00:30:19,016 HERE IS REGE-JEAN PAGE 1230 00:30:19,016 --> 00:30:21,022 >> HEY 1231 00:30:19,016 --> 00:30:21,022 HI, HOW YOU DOING? 1232 00:30:21,022 --> 00:30:23,024 >> Jimmy: THANKS SO MUCH FOR 1233 00:30:21,022 --> 00:30:23,024 COMING ON THE SHOW 1234 00:30:23,024 --> 00:30:26,013 IT IS GREAT TO MEET YOU. 1235 00:30:23,024 --> 00:30:26,013 WE -- WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK 1236 00:30:26,013 --> 00:30:27,016 ABOUT. 1237 00:30:26,013 --> 00:30:27,016 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 1238 00:30:27,016 --> 00:30:28,028 THANK YOU. 1239 00:30:27,016 --> 00:30:28,028 YEAH 1240 00:30:28,028 --> 00:30:32,006 >> Jimmy: A LOT OF PEOPLE NOW 1241 00:30:28,028 --> 00:30:32,006 KNOW YOU FROM "BRIDGERTON. 1242 00:30:32,006 --> 00:30:34,002 BUT YOU'VE BEEN ACTING SINCE 1243 00:30:32,006 --> 00:30:34,002 YOU WERE A KID 1244 00:30:34,002 --> 00:30:35,026 WE HAVE AN OLD HEAD SHOT HERE 1245 00:30:34,002 --> 00:30:35,026 THAT YOU POSTED. 1246 00:30:35,026 --> 00:30:38,014 LOOK AT THAT 1247 00:30:35,026 --> 00:30:38,014 LOOK AT THAT GUY 1248 00:30:38,014 --> 00:30:42,019 "I WAS IN THE HEIGHT OF 1249 00:30:38,014 --> 00:30:42,019 TOO-DAMN-MUCHERY AS A KID. 1250 00:30:42,019 --> 00:30:44,012 >> YEAH. 1251 00:30:42,019 --> 00:30:44,012 I MEAN, THAT'S NOT EVEN 1252 00:30:44,012 --> 00:30:46,010 A CAPTION OR A WITTICISM 1253 00:30:44,012 --> 00:30:46,010 THAT IS A STATEMENT OF FACT. 1254 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:48,019 LOOK AT HIS FACE 1255 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:48,019 THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF TOO 1256 00:30:48,019 --> 00:30:50,021 DAMN-MUCHERY 1257 00:30:48,019 --> 00:30:50,021 IF THERE WAS A PICTURE IN THE 1258 00:30:50,021 --> 00:30:52,004 DICTIONARY, HE'D BE THERE. 1259 00:30:50,021 --> 00:30:52,004 HE'S MY HERO 1260 00:30:52,004 --> 00:30:56,008 I LOVE THAT GUY. 1261 00:30:52,004 --> 00:30:56,008 >> Jimmy: WELL, BUDDY, LOOK AT 1262 00:30:56,008 --> 00:30:57,025 YOU NOW, MAN 1263 00:30:56,008 --> 00:30:57,025 THE INTERNET HAS DECIDED THAT 1264 00:30:57,025 --> 00:30:59,016 YOU ARE A FRONT-RUNNER TO BE 1265 00:30:57,025 --> 00:30:59,016 THE NEXT JAMES BOND. 1266 00:30:59,016 --> 00:31:02,028 THEY ALL WANT IT TO HAPPEN 1267 00:30:59,016 --> 00:31:02,028 I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN. 1268 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:06,019 THE BETTING ODDS, RIGHT NOW, 1269 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:06,019 ARE AT 5-1 1270 00:31:06,019 --> 00:31:09,000 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE -- 1271 00:31:06,019 --> 00:31:09,000 THE STAGE HERE 1272 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,010 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO 1273 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,010 TELL US, TONIGHT 1274 00:31:13,010 --> 00:31:15,009 >> I THINK THE INTERNET THINKS 1275 00:31:13,010 --> 00:31:15,009 A LOT OF THINGS. 1276 00:31:15,009 --> 00:31:18,001 AND THAT'S ONE OF THE MORE 1277 00:31:15,009 --> 00:31:18,001 PLEASANT ONES. 1278 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,020 SO, I CAN BE PLEASED, AS FAR AS 1279 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,020 THAT GOES. 1280 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:20,026 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 1281 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:20,026 >> BUT I THINK THERE MIGHT 1282 00:31:20,026 --> 00:31:22,029 BE -- THERE MIGHT BE AN ELEMENT 1283 00:31:20,026 --> 00:31:22,029 OF, LIKE, CULTURAL TRANSLATION 1284 00:31:22,029 --> 00:31:26,004 TO BE DONE HERE. 1285 00:31:22,029 --> 00:31:26,004 LIKE, IF YOU ARE A BRIT AND YOU 1286 00:31:26,004 --> 00:31:28,016 DO SOMETHING OF ANY KIND OF 1287 00:31:26,004 --> 00:31:28,016 RENOWNED THAT PEOPLE REGARD 1288 00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:30,005 WELL, THEN PEOPLE START SAYING 1289 00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:30,005 THE B-WORD 1290 00:31:30,005 --> 00:31:31,024 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE A MERIT 1291 00:31:30,005 --> 00:31:31,024 BADGE. 1292 00:31:31,024 --> 00:31:34,003 YOU GET THE B-WORD MERIT BADGE 1293 00:31:31,024 --> 00:31:34,003 BUT THAT'S -- I DON'T THINK 1294 00:31:34,003 --> 00:31:38,001 IT'S MUCH MORE THAN THAT 1295 00:31:34,003 --> 00:31:38,001 >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO FUNNY 1296 00:31:38,001 --> 00:31:39,013 >> I'M VERY, VERY GLAD TO HAVE 1297 00:31:38,001 --> 00:31:39,013 THE BADGE. 1298 00:31:39,013 --> 00:31:41,015 I'M GLAD TO BE IN SUCH 1299 00:31:39,013 --> 00:31:41,015 WONDERFUL COMPANY OF PEOPLE WHO 1300 00:31:41,015 --> 00:31:42,023 HAVE THE BADGE 1301 00:31:41,015 --> 00:31:42,023 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1302 00:31:42,023 --> 00:31:44,018 >> BUT IT'S -- IT'S A BADGE. 1303 00:31:42,023 --> 00:31:44,018 >> Jimmy: WELL, DUDE, I WOULD 1304 00:31:44,018 --> 00:31:45,028 SAY -- I WOULD THINK YOU WOULD 1305 00:31:44,018 --> 00:31:45,028 BE FANTASTIC 1306 00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,013 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 1307 00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,013 "BRIDGERTON. 1308 00:31:47,013 --> 00:31:49,022 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH 1309 00:31:47,013 --> 00:31:49,022 >> Jimmy: IT PREMIERED ON 1310 00:31:49,022 --> 00:31:51,028 CHRISTMAS. 1311 00:31:49,022 --> 00:31:51,028 AND SO, EVERYONE WAS AT HOME, 1312 00:31:51,028 --> 00:31:54,020 AND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD 1313 00:31:51,028 --> 00:31:54,020 WATCHED IT AND IT EXPLODED 1314 00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:57,005 IT IS AT THE PEAK OF POP 1315 00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:57,005 CULTURE. 1316 00:31:57,005 --> 00:32:00,000 HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT, THIS 1317 00:31:57,005 --> 00:32:00,000 SHOW, TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT 1318 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:05,004 SEEN IT, YET 1319 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:05,004 >> IT'S -- IT'S KIND OF LIKE 1320 00:32:05,004 --> 00:32:07,029 JANE AUSTEN MEETS "GOSSIP GIRL" 1321 00:32:05,004 --> 00:32:07,029 WITH, LIKE, 35 SHADES OF GRAY. 1322 00:32:07,029 --> 00:32:10,008 YOU KNOW 1323 00:32:07,029 --> 00:32:10,008 IT'S - 1324 00:32:10,008 --> 00:32:11,024 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S A 1325 00:32:10,008 --> 00:32:11,024 A PERFECT DESCRIPTION. 1326 00:32:11,024 --> 00:32:13,010 >> JUST LIKE 35. 1327 00:32:11,024 --> 00:32:13,010 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A PERFECT - 1328 00:32:13,010 --> 00:32:15,023 >> UM, YOU KNOW. 1329 00:32:13,010 --> 00:32:15,023 >> Jimmy: THINGS DO GET 1330 00:32:15,023 --> 00:32:18,005 A LITTLE STEAMY IN THE SHOW, TO 1331 00:32:15,023 --> 00:32:18,005 SAY THE LEAST. 1332 00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:19,011 >> YEAH, A TAD 1333 00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:19,011 A TOUCH. 1334 00:32:19,011 --> 00:32:21,007 >> Jimmy: DID YOU FEEL LIKE YOU 1335 00:32:19,011 --> 00:32:21,007 HAD TO GIVE YOUR FAMILY A HEADS 1336 00:32:21,007 --> 00:32:23,006 UP 1337 00:32:21,007 --> 00:32:23,006 >> YEAH. 1338 00:32:23,006 --> 00:32:25,028 TO BE FAIR, AT THIS POINT, YOU 1339 00:32:23,006 --> 00:32:25,028 CAN'T REALLY FAZE MY FAMILY. 1340 00:32:25,028 --> 00:32:27,017 IF YOU COME UP THROUGH THEATER, 1341 00:32:25,028 --> 00:32:27,017 LIKE THEY SEE STUFF -- 1342 00:32:27,017 --> 00:32:29,019 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1343 00:32:27,017 --> 00:32:29,019 >> AND THEY KIND OF -- THEY -- 1344 00:32:29,019 --> 00:32:31,021 THEY KIND OF DON'T EVEN BLINK, 1345 00:32:29,019 --> 00:32:31,021 ANYMORE. 1346 00:32:31,021 --> 00:32:32,024 BUT THERE ARE -- THERE ARE 1347 00:32:31,021 --> 00:32:32,024 WARNINGS 1348 00:32:32,024 --> 00:32:34,023 LIKE, THE FAMILY WHATSAPP GROUP 1349 00:32:32,024 --> 00:32:34,023 HAS, LIKE, RED, FLASHING 1350 00:32:34,023 --> 00:32:35,029 LIGHTS 1351 00:32:34,023 --> 00:32:35,029 IT'S LIKE EP-5 1352 00:32:35,029 --> 00:32:38,021 [ MIMICS EP-5 SOUND 1353 00:32:35,029 --> 00:32:38,021 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY, VERY 1354 00:32:38,021 --> 00:32:41,019 GOOD 1355 00:32:38,021 --> 00:32:41,019 >> BUT YOU DON'T TEND TO REACH 1356 00:32:41,019 --> 00:32:43,025 EVERYONE, SOMETIMES. 1357 00:32:41,019 --> 00:32:43,025 WE MISSED ONE OF MY COUSINS AND 1358 00:32:43,025 --> 00:32:46,013 SHE SENT ME A MESSAGE JUST 1359 00:32:43,025 --> 00:32:46,013 LIKE, "I HAD TO MAKE SO MANY 1360 00:32:46,013 --> 00:32:49,003 TACTICAL CUPS OF TEA DURING 1361 00:32:46,013 --> 00:32:49,003 THIS SHOW. 1362 00:32:49,003 --> 00:32:50,026 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT 1363 00:32:49,003 --> 00:32:50,026 OKAY, I CAN'T -- 1364 00:32:50,026 --> 00:32:52,018 >> SO, SHE LIKE -- 1365 00:32:50,026 --> 00:32:52,018 >> Jimmy: MAKING TEA 1366 00:32:52,018 --> 00:32:55,008 >> UH-HUH. 1367 00:32:52,018 --> 00:32:55,008 BUT THEN SHE'S LIKE, "AND THEN 1368 00:32:55,008 --> 00:32:56,019 I COME BACK AND YOU WERE STILL 1369 00:32:55,008 --> 00:32:56,019 GOING. 1370 00:32:56,019 --> 00:32:58,002 [ LAUGHTER ] 1371 00:32:56,019 --> 00:32:58,002 SO, I'D HAVE TO GO BACK AND PUT 1372 00:32:58,002 --> 00:33:00,008 THE KETTLE BACK ON." 1373 00:32:58,002 --> 00:33:00,008 AND SO, LIKE, MY FAMILY ARE 1374 00:33:00,008 --> 00:33:04,015 VERY, VERY STIMULATED AND 1375 00:33:00,008 --> 00:33:04,015 CAFFEINATED AT THIS POINT, 1376 00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:06,007 WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A DEADLY 1377 00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:06,007 COMBINATION. 1378 00:33:06,007 --> 00:33:08,019 >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO FUN 1379 00:33:06,007 --> 00:33:08,019 I MEAN, IT MUST BE FUN TO -- TO 1380 00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:12,004 SHOOT THAT SHOW. 1381 00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:12,004 I MEAN, A LOT OF WORK. 1382 00:33:12,004 --> 00:33:13,011 I WILL SAY, THE DANCING IS 1383 00:33:12,004 --> 00:33:13,011 FANTASTIC. 1384 00:33:13,011 --> 00:33:16,029 YOU GUYS - 1385 00:33:13,011 --> 00:33:16,029 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH 1386 00:33:16,029 --> 00:33:19,004 WE WORKED VERY HARD ON IT. 1387 00:33:16,029 --> 00:33:19,004 >> Jimmy: YOU DID, RIGHT 1388 00:33:19,004 --> 00:33:20,026 I CAN TELL 1389 00:33:19,004 --> 00:33:20,026 IT'S LIKE IT'S TRICKY STUFF. 1390 00:33:20,026 --> 00:33:23,019 BUT YOU DO IT LIKE YOU'VE DONE 1391 00:33:20,026 --> 00:33:23,019 IT -- I MEAN, DID YOU GET 1392 00:33:23,019 --> 00:33:25,000 CAUGHT - 1393 00:33:23,019 --> 00:33:25,000 >> A HUNDRED THOUSAND TIMES IN 1394 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,014 REHEARSAL. 1395 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,014 THAT'S HOW WE DO IT. 1396 00:33:27,014 --> 00:33:30,012 LIKE, WE REHEARSED IT UNTIL WE 1397 00:33:27,014 --> 00:33:30,012 DROPPED. 1398 00:33:30,012 --> 00:33:32,028 WE SPENT ENDLESS, ENDLESS HOURS 1399 00:33:30,012 --> 00:33:32,028 IN DANCE REHEARSALS. 1400 00:33:32,028 --> 00:33:34,024 NEITHER PHOEBE, NOR I, ARE LIKE 1401 00:33:32,028 --> 00:33:34,024 CHAMPIONSHIP DANCERS 1402 00:33:34,024 --> 00:33:37,009 BUT WE'RE, ALSO, SURROUNDED BY 1403 00:33:34,024 --> 00:33:37,009 PROFESSIONAL DANCERS 1404 00:33:37,009 --> 00:33:40,004 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1405 00:33:37,009 --> 00:33:40,004 >> SO, WE WOULD -- I THINK WE 1406 00:33:40,004 --> 00:33:42,006 WERE BOTH A BIT SHAKEN 1407 00:33:40,004 --> 00:33:42,006 AND WE'D LIKE EVEN CALL EACH 1408 00:33:42,006 --> 00:33:44,015 OTHER UP LIKE, "HEY, I KNOW WE 1409 00:33:42,006 --> 00:33:44,015 REHEARSED ALL WEEK 1410 00:33:44,015 --> 00:33:46,021 BUT ARE YOU FREE ON SATURDAY TO 1411 00:33:44,015 --> 00:33:46,021 REHEARSE THE DANCE SOME MORE?" 1412 00:33:46,021 --> 00:33:48,029 AND THEN, WE DID 1413 00:33:46,021 --> 00:33:48,029 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1414 00:33:48,029 --> 00:33:51,018 >> BECAUSE ALSO, THEY SHOW OFF 1415 00:33:48,029 --> 00:33:51,018 DANCERS AREN'T SHY 1416 00:33:51,018 --> 00:33:52,024 LIKE, CHRIS VAN DUSEN, THE SHOW 1417 00:33:51,018 --> 00:33:52,024 RUNNER, WOULD LIKE THROW 1418 00:33:52,024 --> 00:33:55,006 RIHANNA ON SET JUST TO LIKE 1419 00:33:52,024 --> 00:33:55,006 LOOSEN UP THE ENERGY 1420 00:33:55,006 --> 00:33:58,012 AND THEY'D ALL START THROWING 1421 00:33:55,006 --> 00:33:58,012 DOWN LIKE PROFESSIONAL DANCERS 1422 00:33:58,012 --> 00:34:00,005 AND THEN, WE GO BACK AND IT'S 1423 00:33:58,012 --> 00:34:00,005 LIKE THE CLASSICAL DANCE 1424 00:34:00,005 --> 00:34:01,017 >> Jimmy: YEP, I'VE SEEN THAT, 1425 00:34:00,005 --> 00:34:01,017 TOO. 1426 00:34:01,017 --> 00:34:03,000 >> AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH WOW, I 1427 00:34:01,017 --> 00:34:03,000 GOT TO -- I GOT TO COMPETE WITH 1428 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,004 THAT." 1429 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,004 >> Jimmy: YOU ALSO -- I HEARD 1430 00:34:04,004 --> 00:34:05,026 YOU, SOMEWHERE, TALKING ABOUT 1431 00:34:04,004 --> 00:34:05,026 WORKING WITH THE HORSES AND 1432 00:34:05,026 --> 00:34:08,025 THAT'S BEEN A WHOLE DIFFERENT 1433 00:34:05,026 --> 00:34:08,025 EXPERIENCE 1434 00:34:08,025 --> 00:34:12,012 >> WELL, I MEAN, HORSES ARE THE 1435 00:34:08,025 --> 00:34:12,012 BIGGEST DIVAS ON SET 1436 00:34:12,012 --> 00:34:14,012 IF ANYONE EVER TELLS YOU 1437 00:34:12,012 --> 00:34:14,012 OTHERWISE, DON'T BELIEVE THEM. 1438 00:34:14,012 --> 00:34:16,001 IT'S -- YOU KNOW, LIKE THE 1439 00:34:14,012 --> 00:34:16,001 ANIMALS AND KIDS THING 1440 00:34:16,001 --> 00:34:17,021 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1441 00:34:16,001 --> 00:34:17,021 >> IT'S PARTICULARLY HORSES 1442 00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:18,029 BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE INCREDIBLY 1443 00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:18,029 INTELLIGENT CHILDREN WITH THE 1444 00:34:18,029 --> 00:34:23,027 POWER OF A HORSE 1445 00:34:18,029 --> 00:34:23,027 >> Jimmy: YES. 1446 00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:25,005 >> SO, LIKE, YOU CAN'T SAY THE 1447 00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:25,005 WORD A-C-T-I-O-N ON SET AROUND 1448 00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:30,011 A HORSE BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT 1449 00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:30,011 IT MEANS 1450 00:34:30,011 --> 00:34:33,000 SO IF SOMEONE JUST LIKE 1451 00:34:30,011 --> 00:34:33,000 BLITHELY YELLS ACTION, THE 1452 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,006 HORSE WILL RUN 1453 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,006 IT WILL JUST LIKE SPRINT OFF 1454 00:34:34,006 --> 00:34:35,018 DOWN A HIGH STREET BATH, MOW 1455 00:34:34,006 --> 00:34:35,018 DOWN TEN GRANNIES, AND THE 1456 00:34:35,018 --> 00:34:39,010 INSURANCE COMPANY SHUTS IT ALL 1457 00:34:35,018 --> 00:34:39,010 DOWN 1458 00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:40,022 >> Jimmy: BUT I SAW SOME 1459 00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:40,022 PICTURE SOMEWHERE, TOO, OF 1460 00:34:40,022 --> 00:34:42,018 LIKE -- 'CAUSE, OBVIOUSLY, YOU 1461 00:34:40,022 --> 00:34:42,018 CAN'T DO THE WHOLE -- THESE 1462 00:34:42,018 --> 00:34:44,014 CARRIAGE RIDES, YOU KNOW, IF 1463 00:34:42,018 --> 00:34:44,014 YOU HAVE TO DO SCENE BY SCENE, 1464 00:34:44,014 --> 00:34:45,027 YOU WOULDN'T DO IT WITH THE 1465 00:34:44,014 --> 00:34:45,027 HORSE. 1466 00:34:45,027 --> 00:34:50,012 SO, IT'S ON GREEN SCREEN 1467 00:34:45,027 --> 00:34:50,012 AND THERE'S LIKE CREW. 1468 00:34:50,012 --> 00:34:51,020 AND GUYS -- THERE IT IS, RIGHT 1469 00:34:50,012 --> 00:34:51,020 THERE. 1470 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:52,029 >> OH, YEAH. 1471 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:52,029 OH, YEAH 1472 00:34:52,029 --> 00:34:54,022 >> Jimmy: SHAKING THE CARRIAGE 1473 00:34:52,029 --> 00:34:54,022 >> THAT'S THE MOVIE MAGIC. 1474 00:34:54,022 --> 00:34:55,029 IT'S LIKE WHEN WE'RE ON GREEN 1475 00:34:54,022 --> 00:34:55,029 SCREEN, THERE IS NO HORSES IN 1476 00:34:55,029 --> 00:34:57,016 THE STUDIO 1477 00:34:55,029 --> 00:34:57,016 IT'S JUST LIKE A COUPLE SET PAs 1478 00:34:57,016 --> 00:35:00,012 AND A GRIP AND SOMEONE FROM THE 1479 00:34:57,016 --> 00:35:00,012 CAMERA CREW WHO'S DRAWN THE 1480 00:35:00,012 --> 00:35:03,015 SHORT STRAW. 1481 00:35:00,012 --> 00:35:03,015 JUST LIKE, WHOEVER'S FREE. 1482 00:35:03,015 --> 00:35:05,004 IT'S LIKE BEING IN THEATER 1483 00:35:03,015 --> 00:35:05,004 IT'S ALL HANDS ON DECK 1484 00:35:05,004 --> 00:35:06,010 IT'S LIKE, "YO, WHO WANTS TO BE 1485 00:35:05,004 --> 00:35:06,010 A HORSE RIGHT NOW? 1486 00:35:06,010 --> 00:35:08,012 WE NEED TO SHAKE THE CARRIAGE. 1487 00:35:06,010 --> 00:35:08,012 AND SO, LIKE YOU MAY PETE GO A 1488 00:35:08,012 --> 00:35:12,000 A COUPLE OF YARDS, COME OVER 1489 00:35:08,012 --> 00:35:12,000 AND START SHOVING IT 1490 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,003 THEY'RE LIKE "SHOVE IT MORE, 1491 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,003 THEY'RE GOING FASTER." 1492 00:35:14,003 --> 00:35:16,002 AND SO, THEY SHOVE IT HARDER 1493 00:35:14,003 --> 00:35:16,002 AND YOU ARE LIKE HAVING A DEEP 1494 00:35:16,002 --> 00:35:18,021 ROMANTIC MOMENT WITH THE LOVE 1495 00:35:16,002 --> 00:35:18,021 OF YOUR LIFE 1496 00:35:18,021 --> 00:35:21,002 AND PETE'S JUST LIKE TRYING TO 1497 00:35:18,021 --> 00:35:21,002 PUT YOU OFF. 1498 00:35:21,002 --> 00:35:24,015 [ LAUGHTER ] 1499 00:35:21,002 --> 00:35:24,015 >> Jimmy: LOOK, THEY'RE HORSE 1500 00:35:24,015 --> 00:35:26,023 SOUND EFFECTS, TOO 1501 00:35:24,015 --> 00:35:26,023 >> OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 1502 00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:28,027 ABSOLUTELY 1503 00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:28,027 IT'S A NAUGHTY -- IT'S A 1504 00:35:28,027 --> 00:35:30,021 A NAUGHTY CREW 1505 00:35:28,027 --> 00:35:30,021 BUT ALSO, IT'S JUST VERY 1506 00:35:30,021 --> 00:35:32,029 GENEROUS 1507 00:35:30,021 --> 00:35:32,029 IT'S THAT THING THAT BRITS DO. 1508 00:35:32,029 --> 00:35:34,004 LIKE, THERE WERE HUNDREDS OF 1509 00:35:32,029 --> 00:35:34,004 PEOPLE THAT WORKED SO HARD TO 1510 00:35:34,004 --> 00:35:37,008 MAKE THIS THING HAPPEN AND THAT 1511 00:35:34,004 --> 00:35:37,008 IS VERY APT. 1512 00:35:37,008 --> 00:35:39,020 IT'S VERY MUCH A BIG TEAM 1513 00:35:37,008 --> 00:35:39,020 EFFORT 1514 00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:41,003 SO IT'S NOT A BAD MEMORY TO 1515 00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:41,003 HAVE 1516 00:35:41,003 --> 00:35:42,019 >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATS ON ALL 1517 00:35:41,003 --> 00:35:42,019 THE SUCCESS. 1518 00:35:42,019 --> 00:35:43,025 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 1519 00:35:43,025 --> 00:35:46,012 HERE IS REGE-JEAN PAGE IN 1520 00:35:44,011 --> 00:35:46,012 "BRIDGERTON. 1521 00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:46,012 TAKE A LOOK. 1522 00:35:47,029 --> 00:35:49,004 >> I'M AFRAID WE ARE REQUIRED 1523 00:35:47,029 --> 00:35:49,004 TO FAN THE FLAMES OF OUR 1524 00:35:49,004 --> 00:35:52,023 CHARADE. 1525 00:35:49,004 --> 00:35:52,023 >> AWW BECAUSE OF -- 1526 00:35:52,023 --> 00:35:57,004 I HEARD. 1527 00:35:52,023 --> 00:35:57,004 >> I MUST MAKE HIM BELIEVE THAT 1528 00:35:57,004 --> 00:35:58,009 YOU ARE AT THE VERY PRECIPICE 1529 00:35:57,004 --> 00:35:58,009 OF PROPOSAL SO THAT HE WILL 1530 00:35:58,009 --> 00:36:03,025 LEAVE ME ALONE 1531 00:35:58,009 --> 00:36:03,025 >> I SHOULD HOPE I DON'T LOOSE 1532 00:36:03,025 --> 00:36:06,014 MY BALANCE THEN. 1533 00:36:03,025 --> 00:36:06,014 >> I SHOULD HOPE NOT, EITHER 1534 00:36:06,014 --> 00:36:08,015 IF YOU WILL BE GLUED TO MY SIDE 1535 00:36:06,014 --> 00:36:08,015 ALL EVENING. 1536 00:36:08,015 --> 00:36:10,002 AND WE MUST LOOK LIKE WE ARE 1537 00:36:08,015 --> 00:36:10,002 ENJOYING OURSELVES, AS 1538 00:36:10,002 --> 00:36:21,016 DIFFICULT AS THAT MAY BE 1539 00:36:10,002 --> 00:36:21,016 >> YES, QUITE. 1540 00:36:21,016 --> 00:36:24,027 ♪ 1541 00:36:21,016 --> 00:36:24,027 >> Jimmy: REGE-JEAN PAGE 1542 00:36:24,027 --> 00:36:26,010 I LOVE SAYING THE NAME 1543 00:36:24,027 --> 00:36:26,010 "BRIDGERTON" IS STREAMING NOW 1544 00:36:26,010 --> 00:36:28,022 ON NETFLIX 1545 00:36:26,010 --> 00:36:28,022 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 1546 00:36:28,022 --> 00:36:29,029 HERE, BUDDY. 1547 00:36:28,022 --> 00:36:29,029 WE ARE GOING TO HAVE STANDUP 1548 00:36:29,029 --> 00:36:31,024 FROM MARK NORMAND. 1549 00:36:29,029 --> 00:36:31,024 >> NO, PROBLEM 1550 00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:32,023 >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND, 1551 00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:32,023 EVERYBODY. 1552 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:51,003 COME ON BACK 1553 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:51,003 ♪ 1554 00:36:51,003 --> 00:36:52,009 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS 1555 00:36:51,003 --> 00:36:52,009 RELEASED HIS LATEST COMEDY 1556 00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:52,025 SPECIAL, "OUT TO LUNCH FOR 1557 00:36:52,025 --> 00:36:57,029 FREE," ON YOUTUBE. 1558 00:36:54,028 --> 00:36:57,029 PLEASE, WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY, 1559 00:36:56,010 --> 00:36:57,029 MARK NORMAND 1560 00:36:58,026 --> 00:37:00,009 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1561 00:36:58,026 --> 00:37:00,009 >> HEY, HEY, COMEDIAN 1562 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:02,011 MARK NORMAND HERE. 1563 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:02,011 WE ARE IN NEW YORK CITY. 1564 00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:04,016 GREAT TOWN FOR COMEDY, BUT NOT 1565 00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:04,016 ANYMORE. 1566 00:37:04,016 --> 00:37:06,018 THE CLUBS ARE CLOSED, SO WE GOT 1567 00:37:04,016 --> 00:37:06,018 TO GET CREATIVE. 1568 00:37:06,018 --> 00:37:10,013 LET'S TRY THIS FLOATING COMEDY 1569 00:37:06,018 --> 00:37:10,013 CLUB 1570 00:37:10,013 --> 00:37:18,013 [ APPLAUSE ] 1571 00:37:10,013 --> 00:37:18,013 [ HORN SOUNDS 1572 00:37:18,013 --> 00:37:21,006 HEY, HEY, FOLKS. 1573 00:37:18,013 --> 00:37:21,006 HERE WE ARE ON THE 1574 00:37:21,006 --> 00:37:22,011 STATEN ISLAND FERRY IN 1575 00:37:21,006 --> 00:37:22,011 NEW YORK CITY. 1576 00:37:22,011 --> 00:37:24,028 [ CHEERS ] 1577 00:37:22,011 --> 00:37:24,028 WOO! 1578 00:37:24,028 --> 00:37:27,002 THANKS FOR COMING OUT. 1579 00:37:24,028 --> 00:37:27,002 THIS IS GOOD TIMES 1580 00:37:27,002 --> 00:37:30,007 GOOD TO BE HERE. 1581 00:37:27,002 --> 00:37:30,007 THIS IS KIND OF LIKE BEING ON 1582 00:37:30,007 --> 00:37:31,016 THE TITANIC, EXCEPT IT'S THE 1583 00:37:30,007 --> 00:37:31,016 ECONOMY THAT'S SINKING 1584 00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:33,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 1585 00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:33,025 YEAH 1586 00:37:33,025 --> 00:37:36,017 YEAH 1587 00:37:33,025 --> 00:37:36,017 THESE ARE CRAZY TIMES. 1588 00:37:36,017 --> 00:37:37,023 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ALL HERE 1589 00:37:36,017 --> 00:37:37,023 BECAUSE SOME GUY MADE LOVE TO 1590 00:37:37,023 --> 00:37:40,015 A BAT. 1591 00:37:37,023 --> 00:37:40,015 [ LAUGHTER ] 1592 00:37:40,015 --> 00:37:42,024 SPEAKING OF BATS, THEY ACTUALLY 1593 00:37:40,015 --> 00:37:42,024 SHUT DOWN THE PRODUCTION OF THE 1594 00:37:42,024 --> 00:37:45,016 MOVIE "BATMAN" BECAUSE BATMAN 1595 00:37:42,024 --> 00:37:45,016 GOT CORONA 1596 00:37:45,016 --> 00:37:46,027 WHICH DOESN'T SHOCK ME TOO MUCH 1597 00:37:45,016 --> 00:37:46,027 BECAUSE THE WRONG PART OF HIS 1598 00:37:46,027 --> 00:37:51,007 FACE IS COVERED. 1599 00:37:46,027 --> 00:37:51,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 1600 00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:52,021 MAN, CORONA'S STARTING TO FEEL 1601 00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:52,021 LIKE THE CHECK-ENGINE LIGHT. 1602 00:37:52,021 --> 00:37:55,008 AT FIRST, IT'S SCARY 1603 00:37:52,021 --> 00:37:55,008 BUT AFTER A WHILE, YOU'RE LIKE, 1604 00:37:55,008 --> 00:37:56,005 "SCREW IT, I GOT TO GO TO 1605 00:37:55,008 --> 00:37:56,005 WORK." 1606 00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:59,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 1607 00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:59,016 THIS HAS BEEN A WILD YEAR. 1608 00:37:59,016 --> 00:38:01,022 2020 1609 00:37:59,016 --> 00:38:01,022 THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR MY 1610 00:38:01,022 --> 00:38:04,000 THERAPIST HAS EVER RECOMMENDED 1611 00:38:01,022 --> 00:38:04,000 I START LIVING IN THE PAST 1612 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,019 [ LAUGHTER ] 1613 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,019 I WATCHED THE NEWS EVERY DAY 1614 00:38:07,019 --> 00:38:10,020 IT'S A BIG BUMMER. 1615 00:38:07,019 --> 00:38:10,020 I THINK EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT 1616 00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:12,013 HOW ABOUT THAT FAUCI 1617 00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:12,013 HE'S CUTE. 1618 00:38:12,013 --> 00:38:14,015 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1619 00:38:12,013 --> 00:38:14,015 OH, YEAH 1620 00:38:14,015 --> 00:38:15,018 FAUCI. 1621 00:38:14,015 --> 00:38:15,018 HE'S LIKE A COVID GROUNDHOG. 1622 00:38:15,018 --> 00:38:16,025 EVERY TIME I SEE HIM, LIKE, 1623 00:38:15,018 --> 00:38:16,025 "AH, WE GOT SIX MORE WEEKS OF 1624 00:38:16,025 --> 00:38:19,025 PANDEMIC." 1625 00:38:16,025 --> 00:38:19,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 1626 00:38:19,025 --> 00:38:21,011 OH, HE'S SO LITTLE 1627 00:38:19,025 --> 00:38:21,011 I LOVE HIM 1628 00:38:21,011 --> 00:38:22,022 YEAH 1629 00:38:21,011 --> 00:38:22,022 THE NBA. 1630 00:38:22,022 --> 00:38:25,020 THAT'S WEIRD, TOO. 1631 00:38:22,022 --> 00:38:25,020 THERE'S NO ONE IN THE SEATS. 1632 00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:27,016 HOW EERIE IS THAT? 1633 00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:27,016 NO ONE IN THE SEATS IN THE NBA 1634 00:38:27,016 --> 00:38:29,025 GAMES. 1635 00:38:27,016 --> 00:38:29,025 I GOT AN IDEA. 1636 00:38:29,025 --> 00:38:31,005 ALL THOSE RACIST STATUES YOU 1637 00:38:29,025 --> 00:38:31,005 TORE DOWN. 1638 00:38:31,005 --> 00:38:33,016 LET'S PUT THEM IN THE SEATS. 1639 00:38:31,005 --> 00:38:33,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 1640 00:38:33,016 --> 00:38:36,014 I THINK THAT WOULD MOTIVATE THE 1641 00:38:33,016 --> 00:38:36,014 PLAYERS. 1642 00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:37,014 YOU KNOW, LeBRON'S LIKE, "IS 1643 00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:37,014 THAT ROBERT E. LEE 1644 00:38:37,014 --> 00:38:39,006 ALL RIGHT. 1645 00:38:37,014 --> 00:38:39,006 WE GOT TO WIN THIS ONE." 1646 00:38:39,006 --> 00:38:41,029 [ LAUGHTER ] 1647 00:38:39,006 --> 00:38:41,029 YEAH 1648 00:38:41,029 --> 00:38:43,017 EVERYBODY NEEDS A BREAK RIGHT 1649 00:38:41,029 --> 00:38:43,017 NOW. 1650 00:38:43,017 --> 00:38:44,023 I WENT TO THE HOTDOG-EATING 1651 00:38:43,017 --> 00:38:44,023 CONTEST IN BROOKLYN. 1652 00:38:44,023 --> 00:38:46,026 IT WAS NICE. 1653 00:38:44,023 --> 00:38:46,026 BUT I GOT TO SAY, THE HOTDOG IS 1654 00:38:46,026 --> 00:38:48,001 THE PERFECT SYMBOL FOR AMERICA 1655 00:38:46,026 --> 00:38:48,001 BECAUSE IT'S ENJOYABLE, BUT 1656 00:38:48,001 --> 00:38:49,005 ONCE YOU FIND OUT HOW IT WAS 1657 00:38:48,001 --> 00:38:49,005 MADE, YOU'RE LIKE, "OOH, I 1658 00:38:49,005 --> 00:38:55,005 DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW. 1659 00:38:49,005 --> 00:38:55,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 1660 00:38:55,005 --> 00:38:58,024 WE ALL GOT TO COME TOGETHER. 1661 00:38:55,005 --> 00:38:58,024 LOT OF TENSION OUT THERE 1662 00:38:58,024 --> 00:38:59,023 I HAVE NO HATRED TOWARDS ANY 1663 00:38:58,024 --> 00:38:59,023 GROUP. 1664 00:38:59,023 --> 00:39:02,005 YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL THE SAME 1665 00:38:59,023 --> 00:39:02,005 COLOR ON THE INSIDE. 1666 00:39:02,005 --> 00:39:04,021 WELL, EXCEPT FOR SMOKERS 1667 00:39:02,005 --> 00:39:04,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 1668 00:39:04,021 --> 00:39:06,018 YEP, YEP, YEP. 1669 00:39:04,021 --> 00:39:06,018 EVERYBODY'S UPSET ABOUT 1670 00:39:06,018 --> 00:39:07,026 SOMETHING. 1671 00:39:06,018 --> 00:39:07,026 EVERYBODY'S VERY SENSITIVE 1672 00:39:07,026 --> 00:39:10,014 RIGHT NOW. 1673 00:39:07,026 --> 00:39:10,014 MY BUDDY'S A VEGAN 1674 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,027 OOH, I'M WALKING ON EGGSHELLS 1675 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,027 AROUND THIS GUY. 1676 00:39:11,027 --> 00:39:13,010 HE REALLY HATES THAT 1677 00:39:11,027 --> 00:39:13,010 [ LAUGHTER ] 1678 00:39:13,010 --> 00:39:18,004 YEP. 1679 00:39:13,010 --> 00:39:18,004 I WENT TO A STRIP CLUB IN 1680 00:39:18,004 --> 00:39:22,015 TEXAS. 1681 00:39:18,004 --> 00:39:22,015 MAN. 1682 00:39:22,015 --> 00:39:23,027 IT'S SO WEIRD. 1683 00:39:22,015 --> 00:39:23,027 THE WOMEN HAVE TO WEAR MASKS 1684 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,029 IT'S CRAZY 1685 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,029 I HAD TO GO GET A PRIVATE 1686 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,022 DANCE, YOU KNOW, AND THE 1687 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,022 STRIPPER WAS LIKE, "HEY, TELL 1688 00:39:27,022 --> 00:39:29,000 ME A JOKE. 1689 00:39:27,022 --> 00:39:29,000 I'M LIKE, "LOOK, I'M NOT AT 1690 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:29,022 WORK 1691 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:29,022 YOU ARE. 1692 00:39:29,022 --> 00:39:31,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 1693 00:39:29,022 --> 00:39:31,008 I BROUGHT MY GIRLFRIEND TO A 1694 00:39:31,008 --> 00:39:32,018 A PET SHOP 1695 00:39:31,008 --> 00:39:32,018 YOU GOT TO GET A DOG, THESE 1696 00:39:32,018 --> 00:39:35,006 DAYS 1697 00:39:32,018 --> 00:39:35,006 THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER 1698 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,015 BROUGHT MY GIRLFRIEND TO A PET 1699 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,015 SHOP 1700 00:39:36,015 --> 00:39:38,007 JEEZ, LOUISE, THE PET SHOP 1701 00:39:36,015 --> 00:39:38,007 THAT IS THE STRIP CLUB FOR 1702 00:39:38,007 --> 00:39:40,023 WOMEN. 1703 00:39:38,007 --> 00:39:40,023 A WOMAN IN A PET SHOP'S LIKE A 1704 00:39:40,023 --> 00:39:43,002 A HORNY GUY AT A STRIP CLUB. 1705 00:39:40,023 --> 00:39:43,002 SHE JUST WALKS IN. 1706 00:39:43,002 --> 00:39:44,015 SHE CAN BARELY HANDLE IT 1707 00:39:43,002 --> 00:39:44,015 LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I WANT TO 1708 00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:47,009 TOUCH 'EM ALL. 1709 00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:47,009 I HAD IT BE LIKE, "HEY, RELAX. 1710 00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:49,018 SOME OF THESE HAD BROKEN HOMES 1711 00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:49,018 THEY MIGHT BITE YA." 1712 00:39:49,018 --> 00:39:51,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 1713 00:39:49,018 --> 00:39:51,007 YEAH 1714 00:39:51,007 --> 00:39:52,010 SHE WAS JUST GOING DOWN THE 1715 00:39:51,007 --> 00:39:52,010 LINE LIKE A HORNY GUY. 1716 00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:53,026 "THAT ONE'S BEAUTIFUL. 1717 00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:53,026 THAT ONE'S GORGEOUS. 1718 00:39:53,026 --> 00:39:57,001 THAT'S MY FAVORITE 1719 00:39:53,026 --> 00:39:57,001 I LIKE THAT ONE THE BEST." 1720 00:39:57,001 --> 00:39:58,023 YOU KNOW? THE MANAGER WAS LIKE, 1721 00:39:57,001 --> 00:39:58,023 HEY, "THAT'S ROXY. 1722 00:39:58,023 --> 00:40:00,016 ANYBODY LIKES ROXY 1723 00:39:58,023 --> 00:40:00,016 YEAH, YEAH, BRING OVER ROXY. 1724 00:40:00,016 --> 00:40:02,028 [ LAUGHTER ] 1725 00:40:00,016 --> 00:40:02,028 YEAH 1726 00:40:02,028 --> 00:40:04,018 NOW, THEY GO TO A PRIVATE AREA 1727 00:40:02,028 --> 00:40:04,018 THEY PUT HER ON HER LAP. 1728 00:40:04,018 --> 00:40:06,011 THEY'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME. 1729 00:40:04,018 --> 00:40:06,011 SHE'S LIKE, "I SWEAR TO GOD, 1730 00:40:06,011 --> 00:40:07,028 ROXY'S IN LOVE WITH ME." 1731 00:40:06,011 --> 00:40:07,028 I'M LIKE, "NO, SHE'S JUST 1732 00:40:07,028 --> 00:40:10,006 LOOKING FOR A BETTER LIFE. 1733 00:40:07,028 --> 00:40:10,006 [ LAUGHTER ] 1734 00:40:10,006 --> 00:40:12,005 THANKS A LOT 1735 00:40:10,006 --> 00:40:12,005 I'M KEVIN HART 1736 00:40:12,005 --> 00:40:14,010 ENJOY THE SECOND WAVE. 1737 00:40:12,005 --> 00:40:14,010 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1738 00:40:14,010 --> 00:40:16,006 THANK YOU, NEW YORK. 1739 00:40:14,010 --> 00:40:16,006 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 1740 00:40:16,006 --> 00:40:21,000 COMEDY 1741 00:40:16,006 --> 00:40:21,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1742 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,013 >> Jimmy: MARK NORMAND 1743 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,013 FOR MORE INFO, VISIT 1744 00:40:22,013 --> 00:40:27,000 MARKNORMANDCOMEDY.COM. 1745 00:40:22,013 --> 00:40:27,000 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING 1746 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,029 STAY SAFE, EVERYBODY 1747 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,029 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1748 00:40:28,029 --> 00:40:55,003 SETH MEYERS. 1749 00:40:28,029 --> 00:40:55,003 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE