>>> FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN
THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY,
IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS, PAUL McCARTNEY,
PEDRO PASCAL, MUSICAL GUEST,
THE VOIDZ.
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW
AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HEY, COME ON
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HEY!
HELLO EVERYBODY!
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
HERE WE ARE.
WE'RE HERE
WE'RE SAFE
WE'RE COZY
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE
THANKS FOR WATCHING.
LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND
JOKES.
WELL, GUYS, MOST OF THE
EAST COAST SPENT TODAY DIGGING
OUT FROM ONE OF THE BIGGEST
SNOWSTORMS IN YEARS.
THAT'S RIGHT, MILLIONS OF
PEOPLE ARE CURRENTLY DEALING
WITH THE AFTERMATH OF WINTER
STORM GAIL
UNLIKE TRUMP'S CLAIMS OF
ELECTION FRAUD, WINTER STORM
GAIL ACTUALLY LIVED UP TO THE
HYPE
[ LAUGHTER ]
I LIKE THE NAME GAIL FOR A
A CRAZY WINTER STORM
GAIL SOUNDS LIKE A CHARACTER ON
THE GOLDEN GIRLS, WHO WREAKS
HAVOC BY RUNNING OFF WITH
BLANCHE'S BOYFRIEND.
"WHO WAS THAT HUSSY?
REALLY, THOUGH, GAIL
GAIL IS TROUBLE.
GAIL IS DEFINITELY THE
BRIDESMAID WHO GETS EVERYONE
KICKED OUT OF THE VINEYARD
"I PUT A LITTLE VODKA IN MY
WINE
IT'S LIKE A VODKA RED BULL, BUT
THE RED BULL IS WINE."
YEP, THANKS TO THE STORM, IT
WAS A TOUGH COMMUTE HERE IN
NEW YORK
THIS MORNING I SAW A GUY STRAP
SOME RATS TO A HARNESS AND
YELL -
[ WHIPPING SOUND ]
ON NIBBLES
ON BITY!
ON RABIES.
LET'S GO
BITY AND RABIES.
YEP, THE SNOW IS INSANE.
HERE'S WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE
OUTSIDE 30 ROCK THIS MORNING
LOOK AT THAT. YEAH, IT'S CRAZY
IT LOOKS LIKE DON JR.'S COFFEE
TABLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH. IT'LL BE FUN IN JUNE,
WHEN THAT SNOW BANK FINALLY
MELTS, AND WE SEE TWO HOT DOG
VENDORS SPOONING EACH OTHER.
"LEAVE A LITTLE HEADS UP NEXT
TIME, AL ROKER."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, SOME
PEOPLE BRAVED THE WEATHER AND
ACTUALLY ATE DINNER OUTSIDE.
WOW.
THEY KNEW IT WAS COLD WHEN THE
WAITER CAME OUT AND GRATED
CHEESE USING HIS NIPPLE.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE
MEANWHILE, THANKFULLY, EVERYONE
IS OKAY, BUT EARLIER TODAY A
A SPIRIT AIRLINES PLANE SKIDDED
OFF THE TAXIWAY AT THE
BALTIMORE/WASHINGTON
INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.
TO RECAP, THEY WERE FLYING
DURING A PANDEMIC, IN
A BLIZZARD, ON SPIRIT AIRLINES
I MEAN, HOW MANY UNSAFE CHOICES
CAN YOU POSSIBLY MAKE?
AFTER THAT, SPIRIT DIDN'T WANT
TO TAKE ANY CHANCES, SO THEY
WRAPPED THE LANDING GEAR IN
CHAINS AND DROVE THE REST OF
THE WAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL -
I'D LOVE TO TAKE A PLANE AND
NOT TAKE -- I JUST DRIVE
SOMEWHERE.
WELL, HERE'S SOME NEWS THAT I
DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE
EXCITED OR NERVOUS ABOUT
YESTERDAY, THE FDA SAID THE
PFIZER VACCINE VIALS HOLD EXTRA
DOSES, WHICH COULD EXPAND THE
NATIONAL SUPPLY BY UP TO 40%
TO EXPLAIN IT TO TRUMP, THEY
SAID IT'S LIKE FINDING AN EXTRA
McNUGGET IN YOUR 20-PIECE.
"OH!
DO I GET TO EAT IT?"
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT WE'RE
SAYING."
"DON JR. CAN HAVE IT."
"I KNOW, BUT THAT'S -- THEY
AREN'T REAL McNUGGETS.
"McNUGGETS AREN'T REAL?"
"NO.
WE'RE SAYING THAT --" YEP.
SOMEHOW SCIENTISTS DEVELOPED A
A VACCINE FOR A PANDEMIC THAT'S
DESTROYING THE WORLD, BUT THEY
ARE NOT GOOD AT MEASURING.
AND THEN TODAY, PFIZER SAID
THAT IT HAS MILLIONS MORE DOSES
IN A WAREHOUSE, BUT THE
GOVERNMENT HASN'T GIVEN THEM
INSTRUCTIONS ON WHERE TO SEND
THEM
WELL, IT FINALLY HAPPENED.
TRUMP MADE HIS FIRST MISTAKE
DEALING WITH THE CORONAVIRUS
SERIOUSLY, NOT A GOOD SIGN THAT
WE'RE GONNA NEED THE DOMINOS
PIZZA TRACKER FOR THE VACCINE.
WELL, THE GOOD NEWS, IS THE
VACCINE IS FINALLY SHIPPED
THE BAD NEWS, THEY WERE ON A
A SPIRIT AIRLINES FLIGHT OUT OF
BALTIMORE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW, THIS IS BIG
CONGRESSIONAL LEADERS ARE
NEARING A COMPROMISE ON
A $900 BILLION COVID STIMULUS
DEAL THAT IS SET TO INCLUDE
$600 CHECKS PER PERSON
I THINK IT WOULD GO A LONG WAY,
FOR ANYONE PAYING $50 A MONTH
IN RENT.
$600
COME ON.
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE
ANYONE REAL MONEY, JUST SEND
EVERYONE A PS5
I MEAN, COME ON, RIGHT
WE'D TAKE THAT
NOW, THIS IS EXCITING.
IN JANUARY, ATLANTIC CITY IS
BLOWING UP A FORMER TRUMP
CASINO, AND THE HIGHEST BIDDER
IN A LIVE AUCTION WILL BE THE
ONE TO PRESS THE BUTTON.
I SAY WE HOLD BIDEN'S
INAUGURATION IN ATLANTIC CITY,
AND THEN LET HIM PUSH THE
BUTTON
[ APPLAUSE ]
RIGHT?
YOU KNOW TWO SECONDS BEFORE
THEY DO IT, ERIC TRUMP IS GOING
TO WANDER OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR
LIKE, "IS THE EVENT NOT
INSIDE?"
THIS IS CRAZY.
I SAW THAT FEDERAL LAW
ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS IN
VIRGINIA SEIZED 5,000 KARAOKE
MACHINES, BECAUSE THEY WERE
COUNTERFEIT.
IT GOT KIND OF AWKWARD WHEN THE
PERPETRATOR RAN AWAY AND THE
COPS HAD TO YELL -
♪ STOP COLLABORAT
AND LISTEN ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT THE GUY JUMPED IN A GETAWAY
CAR SAYING, "BYE, BYE, BYE" ONE
OF THE COPS WAS LIKE, "WE'LL
NEVER CATCH HIM," BUT HIS
PARTNER WAS LIKE -
♪ DON'T STOP BELIEVING ♪
SO, THEY HOPPED IN THEIR SQUAD
CAR, AND THEY WERE LIKE --
♪ ONE WAY OR ANOTHE
I'M GONN
FIND YOU ♪
♪ I'M GONNA GET YOU
GET YOU GET YOU ♪
BUT THE GUY WAS ALREADY
SPEEDING AWAY AND LIKE -
♪ HERE IN MY CA
I FEEL SAFEST OF ALL ♪
BUT THE COPS PULLED HIM OVER
AND HANDCUFFED HIM LIKE --
♪ THIS IS HOW WE DO IT ♪
AND AS HE WAS BEING TAKEN AWAY
BY THE COPS, THE GUY WAS
LIKE -
♪ I FOUGHT THE LA
AND THE LAW WON ♪
♪ I FOUGHT THE LA
AND THE LAW WON ♪
AND FINALLY, A BOAT JUST WASHED
ASHORE IN THE MARSHAL ISLANDS,
THAT WAS LOADED WITH ABOUT
1,400 POUNDS OF COCAINE.
OFFICIALS WERE LIKE, "THAT
PROBABLY EXPLAINS THE MANATEE
WE SAW SWIMMING 800 MILES AN
HOUR."
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
♪ THIS IS FOREVER
LET'S STAY TOGETHER ♪
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T EVEN TALK.
I CAN'T EVEN DISCUSS WHAT
A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT
HIS NEW ALBUM "McCARTNEY III,"
IS OUT TOMORROW.
PAUL McCARTNEY IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE THE COVER, TOO.
LOOK AT THAT
HE'S JUST THE COOLEST, MAN
ALSO, FROM THE UPCOMING FILM
"WONDER WOMAN 1984,"
PEDRO PASCAL IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM THE
VOIDZ!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE
HERE, IN NEW YORK CITY
DID YOU GET THE CHANCE TO SEE
THE TREE OR ANYTHING
>> YEAH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
>> Jimmy: IT'S SNOWING OUT
I TRY TO GET IN THE HOLIDAY
SPIRIT
AND SO, AFTER THE SHOW LAST
NIGHT I RAN OUT.
I WAS GOING TO GO CHECK IT OUT,
AND WHO DO I RUN INTO?
DUA LIPA
[ APPLAUSE ]
WHO I THINK IS JUST CRUSHING
SHE'S LIKE THE BIGGEST POP STAR
IN 2020, BY FAR.
SHE'S JUST CRUSHING IT
SO I CAUGHT UP WITH DUA REALLY
QUICK AND WE JUST -- WE DID
WHAT WE HAD TO DO.
CHECK IT OUT
>> OH, HEY
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T REALLY -- I
CAN'T HEAR YOU
>> SORRY I'M SAVING MY VOICE
FOR SNL.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, I'M SAVING
MY VOICE FOR MY SHOW, TOO.
SO -
♪
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
THINKING
♪
♪ I FEEL IT I
MY FINGERS I FEE
IT IN MY TOE
CHRISTMAS IS ♪
♪ ALL AROUND ME AND
SO THE FEELING GROWS
IT'S WRITTEN ♪
♪ IN THE WIND IT'
EVERYWHERE I GO ♪
♪ SO IF YOU REALLY LOVE
CHRISTMAS COME
ON AND LET IT SNOW ♪
♪ YOU KNO
I LOVE CHRISTMAS I
ALWAYS WILL ♪
♪ MY MIND'S MADE UP
THE WAY THAT I FEE
THERE'S NO BEGINNING ♪
♪ THERE WILL BE NO EN
'CAUSE ON CHRISTMA
YOU CAN DEPEND ♪
♪ IT'S WRITTE
ON THE WIND IT'S
EVERYWHERE I GO ♪
♪ SO IF YOU REALLY LOVE
CHRISTMAS COME O
AND LET IT ♪
♪ IF YOU REALLY
LOVE CHRISTMAS
I REALLY ♪
♪ LOVE CHRISTMA
COME ON AND LET IT
NOW IF YOU ♪
♪ REALLY LOVE CHRISTMAS
COME O
AND LET IT SNOW ♪
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS
>> Jimmy: MERRY CHRISTMAS, DUA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AND IT'S A CHRISTMAS
MIRACLE.
THAT IS THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN
THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.
NOT REALLY
IS THAT EXCITING
OH, MY GOD
WAIT, TARIQ, THAT'S
INTERESTING.
YOU HOLD YOUR MIC LIKE I DO?
>> YEAH, WELL NO, YOU KNOW, I'M
KIND OF INSPIRED BY YOUR MIC
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH TO
DUA LIPA
I LOVE YOU
MAKE SURE TO HERCHECK IT OUT ON
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," THIS
WEEKEND.
HEY, GUYS.
WE HAVE EXACTLY TWO SHOWS LEFT
BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS
BREAK, WHICH MEANS THE TIME FOR
THE BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW"
TRADITION.
IT'S TIME FOR 12 DAYS OF
CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
♪ 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMA
SWEATERS ♪
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND
CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE
LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN
ASTONISHING CHRISTMAS SWEATER
FROM THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS
CABINET.
NOW SINCE THERE ARE TWO SHOWS
LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER
TWO.
[ DRUM ROLL ] WHOA, LOOK AT
THAT ONE
OH
OH, WOW, WOW, WOW.
OH, WHOA, WHOA
A LITTLE -- A LOT TO OFFER
HERE
IT'S LIKE AN ADVENT CALENDAR,
SANTA BEARD SWEATER.
I LOVE IT.
CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS A LITTLE
BIT?
LOOK AT THAT
THAT IS SPECIAL.
AND THEN, YEAH
AND THEN REINDEER ON THE BACK.
AND I LOVE THE LITTLE PETER PAN
COLLAR, OR WHATEVER YOU CALL
IT
ALL RIGHT.
VERY GOOD.
HERE WE GO
ROOTS, SORRY, YOU'RE NOT
ELIGIBLE FOR THE SWEATER
ONLY PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE.
I'M SORRY.
WE HAD TO BE FAIR.
SO, LET'S SEE WHO IS GOING HOME
WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER
EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT
NUMBER
IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON
DOWN
QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL
PLEASE
[ DRUM ROLL ] IT IS 253!
YEAH
♪
YEAH
OH, MY GOODNESS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND WHERE
ARE YOU FROM
>> I AM STEPHANIE JOHNSON, AND
I AM FROM BOSTON,
MASSACHUSETTS.
>> Jimmy: HEY, BOSTON!
I LOVE THAT CITY
STEPH, I KNOW -- I'M SORRY, CAN
I CALL YOU STEPH
I DIDN'T EVEN ASK.
>> SURE.
>> Jimmy: I'M ALREADY ACTING
LIKE WE'RE BESTIES
WOULD YOU MIND TRYING THAT ON?
>> OH, I'D LOVE TO
>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO.
ROOTS.CAN WE GET A LITTLE
SWEATER TRY ON MUSIC
♪
>> Jimmy: STEPHANIE, YOU CAN
CRUISE DOWN -- YOU CAN GO TO
THE NORTH END.
YOU COULD STOP BY BOSTON
MARKET, DUNKIN -- YOU COULD
WALK INTO DUNKIN' DONUTS
WEARING THIS
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IN FACT, LOOK.
OH, MY
ARE YOU KIDDING ME NOW
LOOK AT THIS
COME ON NOW.
LOOK AT THAT
BEAUTIFUL.
CONGRATULATIONS ONCE AGAIN TO
OUR LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER.
STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
PAUL McCARTNEY, EVERYBODY!
COME ON BACK
♪
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS ONE
OF THE MOST ICONIC, MOST
INFLUENTIAL ARTISTS IN THE
HISTORY OF MUSIC
HIS NEW ALBUM "McCARTNEY III"
IS OUT TOMORROW.
ACTUALLY OFFICIALLY TONIGHT AT
MIDNIGHT
I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS
HERE IS THE ONE AND ONLY
PAUL McCARTNEY
AH HA.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
LOOK AT THE COVER.
IT'S FINALLY OUT
YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO DO IT
RIGHT, MAN
OH, MY GOODNESS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE
>> HI, JIM
WHAT'S UP?
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU?
OBVIOUSLY I LOVE THE RECORD.
I'M JUST SO HAPPY THAT IT'S
OUT.
"McCARTNEY III." WE DIDN'T KNOW
THAT WE WERE GETTING AN ALBUM
FROM YOU THIS YEAR
AND FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND YOU
REALLY DIDN'T KNOW IT EITHER
>> I DIDN'T.
NO, I JUST WAS ON LOCKDOWN, AND
I HAD SOME TIME ON MY HANDS.
AND SO I STARTED FINISHING UP
THE SONGS AND STUFF THINKING
THIS IS JUST FOR MY OWN FUN,
AND THEN SUDDENLY I HAD LIKE
ABOUT 11 OF THEM
IT WAS LIKE, "OH, THIS WOULD
PROBABLY BE AN ALBUM."
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THE FACT THAT I HADN'T EVEN
CONSIDERED I WAS DOING IT.
I THINK WHICH MADE IT BETTER
MADE IT MORE, UH, MORE FUN
>> Jimmy: YEAH
BETWEEN YOU AND TAYLOR SWIFT
EVERYONE FEELS LIKE, "OKAY, WE
DIDN'T DO ENOUGH THIS YEAR
OKAY
THEY WROTE AWESOME ALBUMS.
I THINK -- DID IT START WITH
THE FIRST ONE "LONG TAILED
WINTER BIRD?
>> YEAH.
WHAT HAPPENED WAS I WAS
SUDDENLY IN LOCKDOWN, BUT I HAD
STARTED A PROJECT WITH A FRIEND
OF MINE, WHO HAD DONE AN
ANIMATED SHORT FILM, AND THAT
WAS FOR ONE OF THE SONGS THAT'S
ON THE ALBUM NOW CALLED "WHEN
WINTER COMES."
SO, HE RANG ME UP.
HE SAID, "COULD YOU DO A LITTLE
BIT FOR THE TITLES AND A LITTLE
BIT FOR THE END CREDITS?
A LITTLE BIT OF INSTRUMENTAL
SO I SAID, "YEAH."
SO I WENT IN THE STUDIO, AND
DID THOSE LITTLE BITS.
BUT THAT WAS LIKE -- THAT TOOK
ABOUT A HALF HOUR.
SO, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE VERY
QUICK LITTLE THINGS.
SO I KEPT GOING AND THAT'S WHAT
HAPPENED, I JUST KEPT GOING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
JUST KEPT PLAYING.
BUT I MEAN, YOU HEAR THIS AND
YOU GO LIKE, "OH, YEAH
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT --" ♪
♪
>> Jimmy: THAT IS SO GOOD.
THAT RIGHT THERE STICKS IN MY
HEAD
I WOULD HAVE PLAYED THAT FOR --
IF I HAD THOUGHT OF THAT, I
WOULD JUST KEPT JAMMING ON THAT
FOR AN HOUR.
>> I THINK I DID ABOUT FOUR
MINUTES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SO WAIT.
DO YOU GET IT AND DO YOU PUT IT
ON LIKE AN MP3, OR A CD, OR ON
YOUR PHONE AND YOU TAKE IT HOME
AND PLAY IT FOR NANCY, OR WHAT
DO YOU DO?
>> YEAH.
ACTUALLY I WAS WITH MARY, MY
ELDEST DAUGHTER, AND HER
FAMILY, SO THAT WAS WHO I
HAPPENED TO GET LOCKED DOWN
WITH
AND, UH, YEAH.
I PLAYED IT TO THEM.
WE'D HAVE A DRINK BEFORE
DINNER
MARY IS A GREAT COOK SO I WAS
ANTICIPATING THIS GREAT MEAL
AND THE KIDS ARE RUNNING
AROUND, AND ONE OF THEM SAID
WHAT DID YOU DO AT THE STUDIO
TODAY?
I SAID, AH
PULLED MY PHONE OUT.
GET THE LITTLE BOOM BOX GOING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND I PLAY IT
SO THEY GOT A PREVIEW OF THE
WHOLE ALBUM A DAY AT A TIME.
BUT IT MADE IT -- UH, IT MADE
IT KIND OF MORE FUN, REALLY.
YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE IT WAS
LIKE I WAS JUST MAKING IT FOR
THEM
>> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S PROBABLY WHY IT IS THE
MOST FUN
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I THINK LIKE,
"WHAT IS IT LIKE TO EVEN BE
INSIDE YOUR HEAD
AND HOW -- WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT?"
YOU CAN'T STOP YOUR BRAIN FROM
MOVING, AND THINKING ALL THESE
THINGS
BUT THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO
BE INSIDE PAUL McCARTNEY'S
HEAD
THIS IS WHAT HE DOES
YOU PLAYED ALL THESE
INSTRUMENTS.
YOU PRODUCED THIS.
YOU KNOW, YOU LET ME LISTEN TO
IT WITH YOU OVER THE SUMMER,
WHICH WAS COOL
BUT IT IS THE EXACT SAME
FEELING WHEN YOU GET IT, WHEN
IT'S MIXED AND IT'S DONE
EVERY SONG IS LIKE 20 LEVELS
IT'S SUCH A WAVE
SUCH A GREAT WAVE TO RIDE.
>> SO YOU LIKE IT.
>> Jimmy: WELL I HAVEN'T HEARD
THE WHOLE THING.
>> OH, COME ON, JIM.
>> Jimmy: I'M A TOUGH CRITIC
[ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK MY JAM IS "KISS OF
VENUS" THAT'S THE JAM.
IT JUST STICKS IN YOUR HEAD.
♪
>> Jimmy: JUST EVERYTHING --
YOU DO SOMETHING AND I GO,
"THIS IS JUST -- THAT'S CRAZY.
UH , THEN ALSO TO SAY SEIZE THE
DAY AND, YOU KNOW, SEIZE THE
DAY IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU START
THINKING TO YOURSELF WHEN THIS
WHOLE QUARANTINE STUFF IS GOING
ON
YOU GO, "HEY, LET'S DO IT.
WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING.
LET'S DO IT.
WHY NOT?
>> WELL NOW THAT'S THE THING
WASN'T IT?
YOU KNOW, EVERYONE'S KIND OF
WORRYING ABOUT THE FUTURE AND
WHOA
AND I THOUGHT "OKAY.
WE BETTER GRAB THE DAY AND JUST
ENJOY IT."
SO, UH, THAT MADE FOR A SILVER
LINING
YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH
HOW ABOUT THE COVER --
I ALWAYS LOVE THE ALBUM COVERS
OF COURSE, "McCARTNEY III" WHAT
IS THIS DICE
THIS DIE SORRY
>> I HATE CALLING THEM DIE
>> Jimmy: I DO, TOO.
>> IT'S A DICE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
>> YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHAT THEY
SHOULD BE.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS
I WAS JUST THINKING, "OKAY, IF
IT'S GOING TO BE CALLED
"McCARTNEY III," WE COULD JUST
HAVE A THREE, YOU KNOW,
A NORMAL THREE
OR WE COULD HAVE ROMAN
NUMERALS."
LINE, LINE, LINE
AND I SAID, "WELL HOW ELSE DO
YOU -- CAN YOU DO A THREE?
AND I THOUGHT OF DICE, AND, UM,
SINGULAR
>> Jimmy: IT'S BRILLIANT
>> AND I THOUGHT THAT'D JUST BE
KINDA COOL
BUT THEN THE IDEA WAS IF IT'S
A REAL DICE IT'S DIAGONAL SO
THEN I THOUGHT, "WELL WHAT IF
WE HAVE IT ON THE EDGE?"
AND THEN, UH, I WANTED TO JUST
SAY McCARTNEY AND THEN HAVE THE
DICE
AND SO I RANG UP GREAT ARTIST
FRIEND OF MINE CALLED
ED RUSCHA, AND ONE OF HIS
SPECIALTIES, HE HAS MANY, BUT
HIS LETTERING.
HE'S GOT THIS --
SO HE ACTUALLY DID THAT
LETTERING FOR ME
AND IN TALKING TO HIM I SAID,
"YOU KNOW, I THINK, YOU KNOW,
WE HAVE THE DICE AND THAT.
AND WE WORKED OUT THAT IT WOULD
HAVE TO BE ON ITS SIDE TO LOOK
LIKE IT LOOKS.
>> Jimmy: IT LOOKS SO COOL
>> SO, UH, HE DID IT
HE JUST DID IT
>> Jimmy: BUT, I MEAN, YOU
COME -- THE FIRST "McCARTNEY"
WAS THE 70s, 1970.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WAS THAT, WHAT ARTIST
WAS THIS
>> THAT WAS LINDA.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> WHAT THAT IS, IS ACTUALLY A
A LITTLE WALL OUTSIDE A HOLIDAY
VILLA.
AND WE'D BEEN TO THE BAR, AND
GOT LOADS OF THESE LITTLE
CHERRIES FROM THE BAR.
AND WE USED TO PUT THEM OUT AND
THE BIRDS WOULD ALL COME IN AND
PECK THEM.
>> Jimmy: HOW COOL IS THAT
I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS -- I LOVE THAT
LINDA DID IT
>> ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT,
THAT LITTLE BABY IN MY JACKET
IS THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE --
THAT SHOT FOR THE COVER.
>> Jimmy: MARY
>> THAT'S MARY
>>Jimmy: AWE. YEAH SO --
>> Jimmy: WELL, I WANT TO ASK
YOU MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT IT
TOO, WHEN WE COME BACK
IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
MORE WITH PAUL McCARTNEY WHEN
WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY.
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
EVERYBODY.
PAUL McCARTNEY IS JOINING ME
HIS NEW ALBUM, "McCARTNEY III,"
IS OUT OFFICIALLY TONIGHT.
YOU CAN STREAM IT.
YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT.
IT'S ALL HAPPENING
I GOT TO BE HONEST, I'M A FAN
OF YOURS
I'M ON YOUR WEBSITE, ON YOUR
FAN SITE
MY E-MAIL IS IN YOUR FAN SITE.
SO EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET AN
E-MAIL FROM -- WHICH I THINK IS
YOU, WHICH IS BASICALLY YOU,
BUT IT'S YOUR SITE, AND I GET
ALL EXCITED AND I GO, "OH, MY
GOSH."
BUT ONCE YOU RELEASED THIS
COVER I WAS LIKE, "GOSH.
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN."
AND NOW IT'S AVAILABLE FINALLY
ON SPOTIFY, ON EVERYTHING.
WHAT DO YOU LISTEN TO?
WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO
WHEN YOU'RE JUST HANGING OUT
>> EVERYTHING.
I LISTEN TO STUFF ON SPOTIFY
I LISTEN TO STUFF ON THE RADIO
JUST DEPENDS
I HAVE A GUY WHO ACTUALLY SENDS
ME NEW MUSIC THAT'S, YOU KNOW,
JUST BEING RELEASED TO KEEP ME
UP WITH MODERN TASTES, JIM
>> Jimmy: AH, SMART.
I THINK THE LAST TIME WE SAW
EACH OTHER YOU HAD I THINK YOU
HAD A LOUIS ARMSTRONG RECORD
>> WELL, THAT'S KEEPING UP WITH
MODERN MUSIC
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
>> THAT CAME ABOUT BECAUSE I
GOT ASKED IF I WOULD PLAY
TRUMPET ON A CHARITY THING FOR
THE PRESERVATION HALL OF FAME
PEOPLE
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
>> AND I PLAYED TRUMPET WHEN I
WAS A KID.
I SAID THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS
THE SAINTS
♪ O'WHEN THE SAINTS -- ♪
THAT'S THE ONLY THING I KNOW ON
THE TRUMPET.
SO, THEY SAID, "WELL, WE'LL DO
THAT," YOU KNOW.
SO THEY SENT ME A TRACK.
AND I ENDED UP PLAYING TRUMPET
ON IT BUT, YEAH.
IT WAS FOR A CHARITY, FOR THEM
AND I THINK IT WENT ONLINE AND
IT RAISED SOMETHING LIKE
$9 MILLION
>> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT COOL?
>> WHICH WAS, YEAH
IT WAS REALLY GOOD
IT GOT ME GOING ON THE TRUMPET
AGAIN SO THAT'S HOW THE
LOUIS ARMSTRONG CAME AROUND
AGAIN.
>> Jimmy: OH, I SEE BUT YOU'RE
JUST LIKE, "HEY I JUST PLAYED
AN ALBUM WHERE I PLAYED EVERY
SINGLE INSTRUMENT.
YES I FORGOT TO PUT TRUMPET ON
THERE.
GOOD GOD."
BUT I THINK THIS YEAR YOU
OFFICIALLY PLAYED EVERY
INSTRUMENT
>> YEAH, ON THIS ALBUM, YEAH
I DID.
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU TRAINED IN
ANY OF THESE INSTRUMENTS
>> I WASN'T TRAINED IN
ANYTHING
NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: NOTHING EVER
>> I WASN'T -- I REALLY WASN'T
I'M TRYING TO THINK WAS I
TRAINED IN ANYTHING?
THEY TRIED TO TRAIN US IN STUFF
BUT, NO, I DIDN'T GET TRAINED
IN ANYTHING.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN IF YOU
ACTUALLY LEARNED HOW TO PLAY
MUSIC?
>> YEAH.
YEAH, WELL, BUT THERE'S STILL
TIME
I MIGHT LEARN.
I MIGHT TAKE LESSONS
>> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE, YEAH.
>> WHO WOULD I TAKE LESSONS
FROM
♪
>> NO, NO.
CERTAINLY NOT YOU.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
>> Jimmy: I THINK YOUR ZOOM IS
CUTTING OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN YOU HEAR BOB DYLAN OR IF
YOU HEAR LIKE SOMEONE LIKE
TAYLOR SWIFT OR, YOU KNOW,
ADELE AND YOU'RE LIKE, "YOU
KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD DO
SOMETHING," DO YOU EVER THINK
LIKE, "WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER
AND WORK ON A SONG AND IF IT
DOESN'T WORK, IT DOESN'T WORK?
>> YEAH I DO
SOMETIMES, I LET IT HAPPEN
I LET IT COME TO ME.
SO IF SOMEONE GETS IN TOUCH AND
SAYS, "I'D LIKE TO WORK WITH
YOU.
THAT'S MORE LIKELY
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED WITH
KANYE.
YOU KNOW, HE CAME THROUGH THE
GRAPE VINE THAT HE WOULD BE
INTERESTED IN WORKING WITH ME,
SO I SAID, "WOW, YEAH.
I'LL GIVE THAT A SHOT.
SO, THAT WAS VERY INTERESTING.
BUT AGAIN, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I
WAS MAKING A SONG.
I SAT AROUND GOING -
♪
THINKING HE'D GO YEAH
♪ DA-DE-DO-DA ♪
BUT IT WENT ON FOR A COUPLE
DAYS, AND IT WAS ONLY TWO
MONTHS LATER WHEN I GOT A TRACK
SENT TO ME. I DIDN'T THINK I'D
DONE ANYTHING, BUT SUDDENLY I
GOT SENT FOUR OR FIVE
SECONDS --
>> Jimmy: FOUR OR FIVE SECONDS
THAT'S GREAT
>> I LIKED THAT ONE.
AND I HAD TO SAY, "AM I ON THIS
RECORD?"
HE SAID, "YEAH."
>> Jimmy: WHERE AM I
WHERE'S MY THING
THAT'S YOU
YOU DID THAT
>> THAT'S YOU DOING THAT
GUITAR
SO IT WAS, THEY HAD SPED IT UP
SO IT WASN'T RECOGNIZABLE.
BUT YEAH
SO, BUT I DON'T REALLY THINK
I'LL RING SOMEONE UP
THERE WAS TALK OF ME DOING
SOMETHING WITH BOB DYLAN WHICH
I WAS QUITE SORT OF INTO, BUT
IT KIND OF FIZZLED OUT
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER
YOU ONCE SENT ME A COUPLE OF
IDEAS YOU'D HAD FOR SONGS.
NO, YOU DID.
AND I AM STILL FEVERISHLY
LOOKING FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY
WERE GOOD.
AND I LOST THEM.
BUT THEY WERE GOOD
NOT THAT GOOD.
BUT GOOD
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WITH YOUR HELP,
ANYTHING -- I'D TAKE ANYTHING.
I HAD A FEW BEVERAGES I BELIEVE
BEFORE I -- AND I SAID, "I
SHOULD SEND YOU THESE SONGS.
AND THEN THE NEXT DAY I GO,
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU CAN'T SEND HIM SONGS."
BUT I FIGURED WHY NOT.
YOU KNOW ME ENOUGH
YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL ME, "HEY,
DUDE
I GOT 'EM.
THANKS A LOT
HAPPY CHRISTMAS.
>> AND IF I CAN EVER FIND THOSE
TRACKS, WE COULD DO SOMETHING
TOGETHER
I'M NOT SURE I'M GOING TO BE
ABLE TO FIND THEM, THAT'S THE
PROBLEM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT EVEN
REALLY LOOKING HARD AT ALL ARE
YOU?
GOSH
PAUL, I LOVE YOU
BEST TO THE FAMILY
BEST TO NANCY, AND CONGRATS.
"McCARTNEY III" IS OUT NOW --
OFFICIALLY NOW AND THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR COMING ON OUR SHOW.
IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME
AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON,
BUDDY.
I'LL THINK OF SOME MORE SONGS
AND I'LL GET THEM TO YOU
>> THANKS, JIM
THANKS FOR HAVING ME
YEAH
ALL RIGHT.
LOTS OF LOVE
>> Jimmy: MORE OF "THE TONIGHT
SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK
EVERYBODY. "McCARTNEY III" IS
OUT NOW!
♪
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
A TERRIFIC ACTOR WHO YOU KNOW
FROM "GAME OF
THRONES,""NARCOS," AND HE STARS
IN "THE MANDALORIAN.
HE'S UNBELIEVABLE -- IN "THE
MANDALORIAN" -
YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM IN
"WONDER WOMAN 1984," WHICH WILL
BE IN SELECT THEATERS AND IMAX
CHRISTMAS DAYAND IT WILL ALSO
BE AVAILABLE ON THE SAME DAY ON
HBO MAX.
HERE IS PEDRO PASCAL
YEAH, LOOK AT YOU, BUDDY
IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE
>> LOOK AT YOU, MAN.
LOOK AT YOUR HAIR.
>> Jimmy: YOU LIKE IT?
>> YEAH.
I LIKE THE RELAXED -
>> Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF OUT OF
CONTROL AND YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE IT'S GOING TO GO
>> -- THE STUDIO LOOK.
I LIKE IT A LOT.
>> Jimmy: HEY,
"WONDER WOMAN 1984" COMES OUT
NEXT WEEK AND TOMORROW IS THE
SEASON FINALE OF
"THE MANDALORIAN."
THIS IS A PRETTY AMAZING TIME
TO BE YOU RIGHT NOW IN THIS
CRAZY TIME AND THIS CRAZY
WORLD, BUT I JUST WANT TO THANK
YOU FOR ALL THE CONTENT AND THE
STUFF YOU HAVE US LOOK FORWARD
TO
IT'S REALLY HELPFUL FOR US
>> WELL, YEAH.
I MEAN, AS YOU SAY IT, IT MAKES
ME SWEAT
>> Jimmy: NAH, NO PRESSURE
NO PRESSURE.
ALTHOUGH, I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE
GETTING PHONE CALLS LIKE CRAZY
ABOUT LIKE "HEY, CAN YOU HOOK
ME UP WITH A BABY YODA DOLL?
CAN YOU GET ME A BABY YODA?" >>
I'M TOTALLY WAY AHEAD OF IT.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNEW IT WAS GOING
TO HAPPEN.
>> I'VE BEEN MY FRIENDS', ALL
THE ONES WITH KIDS ANYWAY, MY
FRIENDS' FAVORITE PERSON FOR A
A WHILE.
NOT THAT I GET MUCH, TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU.
I STOLE A LITTLE LEGO PIECE
FROM THE VERY FIRST KIND OF
MANDALORIAN STAR WARS TOY
EXPERIENCE THAT I HAD AND I WAS
LIKE, "OH, DUDE I'M GOING TO
TAKE THIS, LITERALLY THIS SIZE,
LEGO AND I'M JUST PUTTING IT MY
POCKET AND TAKING IT WITH ME
AND I GOT A CALL."
>> Jimmy: OH, THEY KNEW.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU WITH
KEEPING SECRETS?
BECAUSE HOW DO YOU KEEP BABY
YODA A SECRET TO THE WHOLE
ENTIRE WORLD
>> THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT
I KEPT A SECRET AND I DIDN'T
EVEN TELL MY -- LIKE, I TOLD NO
ONE.
YOU KNOW, KRISTEN WIIG WAS ON
YOUR SHOW A LITTLE BIT AGO
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW GOOD
SHE FOLLOWS THE RULES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
SHE DIDN'T TELL ANYONE
SHE DIDN'T MENTION -- NOT
ALLOWED TO REALLY TALK ABOUT IT
NOW EVEN
>> YEAH.
WELL, SO SHE HAD THIS LIKE
COCKTAIL THING GET TOGETHER
THING IN LONDON BEFORE WE
STARTED SHOOTING OFFICIALLY.
YOU KNOW
AND, YOU KNOW, FOR EVERYONE TO
KIND OF MEET AND CHAT AND GET
TOGETHER
AND I MET TWO OF HER VERY CLOSE
FRIENDS.
AND THEY WERE ASKING WHAT I WAS
DOING IN THE MOVIE
I WAS LIKE, "OH, AND I --," I
WAS LIKE, "WELL, YOU KNOW, AND
THIS GUY, AND -- YOU SORT OF
JUST ALONGSIDE -- I'M SURE
KRISTEN HAS TOLD YOU
EVERYTHING
THEY'RE LIKE, "NO, NO, NO.
SHE SAYS SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO
TALK ABOUT IT AND THESE ARE
LIKE TWO OF HER BEST FRIENDS."
>> Jimmy: YEAH
SHE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY >> I
LITERALLY TOLD THE ENTIRE PLOT
TO MY UBER DRIVER.
ON THE WAY TO THAT -- TO THOSE
COCKTAILS.
HE WAS LIKE, "SO WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN LONDON?
I WAS LIKE "OH, I'M SHOOTING A
A MOVIE.
THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT'S THE
MOVIE?
"BIG MOVIE, YOU KNOW, IT'S
'WONDER WOMAN' AND HE WAS
LIKE," WHAT'S THE CHARACTER?
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, WELL I GOT
TO START FROM THE BEGINNING
HERE, SO --" >> Jimmy: OH, MY
GOSH
>> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
>> ANYWAY, I WAS LIKE, YOU
KNOW, HE DOESN'T CARE OR HE'S
NOT GOING TO BELIEVE ME.
SO -
>> Jimmy: HE KEPT YOUR SECRET,
MAN.
DID YOU EVER SEE HIM AGAIN
>> I REALIZED ONCE KRISTEN WAS,
LIKE, NOT TELLING HER, YOU
KNOW, SHE WASN'T TELLING HER
FIANCE AT THE TIME
SHE WASN'T TELLING ANYBODY
>> Jimmy: I'VE SEEN THE MOVIE.
SHE STILL WOULDN'T TELL ME WHAT
SHE DID IN THE MOVIE
I KNOW EVERYTHING.
SHE'S LIKE, "YEAH.
I'M SO CLOSE
WHY RUIN IT NOW?
I DON'T CARE
I'M TOTALLY FINE WITH YOU.
>> WELL, I'M HERE TO RUIN IT
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
>> Jimmy: NO, I WON'T LET YOU
DO THAT.
HOW DID YOU GET CAST IN THE
MOVIE?
DID YOU KNOW PATTY BEFORE THIS
OR -
>> YEAH.
I HAD MET PATTY.
I WORKED WITH HER ON A PILOT
THAT NEVER SAW THE LIGHT OF
DAY.
AND THIS WAS A ROLE THAT HAD A
A VERY KIND OF SMALL PART IN
THE PILOT ACTUALLY SO I JUST
GOT TO WORK WITH HER FOR A
A COUPLE DAYS BUT WAS AN
INCREDIBLE FAN OF HERS
LIKE I'D SEEN "MONSTER" AND
EVERYTHING SHE HAD DONE ON TV
AND SO I ACTUALLY GOT A CALL
FROM THE MOVIE'S PRODUCER
CHUCK ROVEN WHO I WAS WORKING
WITH ON SOMETHING AT THE TIME,
AND HE SAID THAT PATTY WANTED
TO TALK TO ME ABOUT A ROLE IN
"WONDER WOMAN" AND I TALKED
WITH HER AND HAD THIS
INCREDIBLE CONVERSATION WITH
HER ON SKYPE
AND SHE DESCRIBED THIS REALLY,
REALLY COOL CHARACTER.
BUT I DIDN'T HAVE A SCRIPT
AND I ALSO JUST WASN'T REALLY
REGISTERING THAT SHE WANTED ME
TO PLAY THE PART
I DIDN'T SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE
POSSIBLE WITHOUT, YOU KNOW,
KILLING MYSELF TRYING TO GET
IT, REALLY
BECAUSE, I MEAN, I'VE DONE MUCH
MORE FOR A GUEST SPOT ON, LIKE,
"LAW AND ORDER" YOU KNOW
CRIMINAL INTENT. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE SECRET FOR
ANY ACTOR OUT THERE.
AMAZING, RIGHT
>> YEAH.
SO THEN I HAD TO FLY TO LONDON
TO GO AND HAVE LIKE A, YOU
KNOW, I HAD THE PART
AND THEY WERE JUST ASKING ME TO
GO TO LONDON TO DO FITTINGS AND
TO SIT DOWN WITH PATTY AND TO
TALK ABOUT IT AND EVERYTHING
LIKE THAT.
I STILL DIDN'T HAVE A SCRIPT
AND I WASN'T ASKING -- I WASN'T
ASKING FOR ANYTHING, YOU
UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
>> I WAS JUST LIKE, "LET ME BE
A PART OF THIS."
I GOT TO READ THE SCRIPT
LEAVING LONDON
I READ IT ON THE PLANE
YOU KNOW
AND I DIDN'T -- YOU KNOW, IT
COULD HAVE BEEN, YOU KNOW, IT
COULD HAVE BEEN A PIECE OF
FURNITURE AND I WOULD HAVE SAID
YES TO IT.
I KEPT ON SEEING HIS NAME ON
THE PAGES AND I WAS LIKE, "I
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS."
>> Jimmy: YOU GAVE IT TO YOUR
UBER DRIVER LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU
THINK ABOUT THIS?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT
DID I DO THE RIGHT THING
>> Jimmy: I COULD READ IT OVER
THE LOUD SPEAKER IF YOU WANT ME
TO
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
FROM THE MOVIE
HERE IS PEDRO PASCAL IN
"WONDER WOMAN 1984."
TAKE A LOOK.
>> WELL, AREN'T YOU
RESOURCEFUL.
>> COME WITH ME.
>> NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
REMOVE THIS WOMAN, PLEASE.
PERMANENTLY.
>> AH!
>> ARE YOU OKAY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
♪
>> Jimmy: PEDRO PASCAL,
"WONDER WOMAN 1984" WILL BE IN
SELECT THEATERS AND IMAX
CHRISTMAS DAY AND AVAILABLE THE
SAME DAY ON HBO MAX.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE
AS ALWAYS BUDDY.
IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU KEEP CRUSHING IT ON
EVERYTHING
OH, MY GOSH.
"WONDER WOMAN," "MANDALORIAN."
COME ON.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU, BUD.
THE VOIDZ PERFORM FOR US WHEN
WE COME BACK EVERYBODY
STICK AROUND
♪ I COULD NEVER DO THAT IN THE
NAME OF LOVE TILL I'VE GIVEN
THEM MY ALL AND IT JUST AIN'T
ENOUGH ♪
>>JIMMY: OUR NEXT GUESTS WROTE
AN ORIGINAL SONG FOR GRAND
THEFT AUTO ONLINE'S LATEST
UPDATE, "THE CAYO PERICO
HEIST.
PERFORMING "ALIEN CRIME LORD,"
HERE IS THE VOIDZ.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
♪ RUN FROM THE COPS
HAVE NO FEAR ♪
♪ POLICE ON OUR BACKS
WE DON'T CAR
RUN FROM THE COPS ♪
♪ HAVE NO FEA
POLICE ON OUR BACK
WE DON'T CAR
THEY WANNA ELIMINATE ME ♪
♪ LET ME BE IN PEAC
OPEN UP COMING IN ♪
♪ THAT'S NOT THE REMEDY
BUT WHATEVER YOU SEE
DON'T CALL THE POLICE ♪
♪ I COULD WAIT, I COULD WAI
I COULD WAIT ALL NIT
LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHILE
I WORK, ALRIGHT ♪
♪ DO IT RIGHT, DO IT RIGH
RED AND BLACK N'
BLUE AND WHITE ♪
♪ LOOK UNDER THE BE
FOR A PLACE TO HID
UNDERGROUND UNIVERSE ♪
♪ THOSE WHO UNDERSTAN
ARE CURSED ♪
♪ WHEN I DIED
WASTE OF TIM
HELP ME UNDERSTAND
MY CRIME ♪
♪ IF I BURN AT YOUR STAKE
WILL I LEARN FRO
MY MISTAKE
SWEAT ♪
♪
♪ I COULD WAIT, I COULD WAI
I COULD WAIT ALL NITE ♪
♪ LOOK THE OTHER WA
WHILE I WORK, ALRIGHT ♪
♪ DO IT RIGHT, DO IT RIGH
BLACK AND RE
BLUE AND WHITE
LOOK UNDER THE BED ♪
♪ FOR A PLACE TO HIDE
IN THE PAST WHERE I'M FROM
MISUNDERSTOOD EVERYONE ♪
♪ NO ONE WINS NOBODY WINS
NO ONE WINS AT THIS GAME ♪
♪ YOU DON'T WIN, I WON'T WI
NO ONE WINS AT THIS GAME
POWER ♪
♪
♪ WHEN I DIED WASTED TIME
HELP ME UNDERSTAND MY CRIME ♪
♪ NO ONE CARE
NOBODY CARES
YOU DON'T CARE
AND I DON'T CARE ♪
♪
♪ SOMEBODY SAVE ME SOMEBODY
SAVE M
SOMEBODY SAVE ME
SOMEBODY SAVE ME ♪
♪ SOMEBODY SAVE M
SOMEBODY SAVE ME
SOMEBODY SAVE ME ♪
♪
>>JIMMY: THANK YOU TO THE
VOIDZ.
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE
COME BACK, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR
WATCHING
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WASH YOUR HANDS.
WEAR A MASK.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE