1 00:00:22,003 --> 00:00:25,001 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER 2 00:00:22,003 --> 00:00:25,001 CENTER IN THE HEART OF 3 00:00:25,001 --> 00:00:26,002 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 4 00:00:25,001 --> 00:00:26,002 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 5 00:00:26,002 --> 00:00:27,013 JIMMY FALLON." 6 00:00:26,002 --> 00:00:27,013 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 7 00:00:27,013 --> 00:00:29,022 GUESTS - 8 00:00:27,013 --> 00:00:29,022 KRISTEN WIIG 9 00:00:29,022 --> 00:00:38,026 GRAHAM NORTON, 10 00:00:29,022 --> 00:00:38,026 MUSICAL GUEST JACK HARLOW, 11 00:00:38,026 --> 00:00:39,013 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 12 00:00:39,013 --> 00:00:40,023 ROOTS CREW 13 00:00:39,028 --> 00:00:40,023 AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 14 00:00:40,011 --> 00:00:40,023 JIMMY FALLON 15 00:00:48,016 --> 00:00:49,023 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:00:48,016 --> 00:00:49,023 ♪ 17 00:00:49,023 --> 00:00:51,001 >> Jimmy: HEY. 18 00:00:49,023 --> 00:00:51,001 OH, NOW COME ON. 19 00:00:51,001 --> 00:00:52,005 HEY. 20 00:00:51,001 --> 00:00:52,005 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 21 00:00:52,005 --> 00:00:53,011 HI 22 00:00:52,005 --> 00:00:53,011 HI, EVERYBODY. 23 00:00:53,011 --> 00:01:00,004 HEY! 24 00:00:53,011 --> 00:01:00,004 WELCOME. 25 00:01:00,004 --> 00:01:01,016 THERE YOU GO 26 00:01:00,004 --> 00:01:01,016 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 27 00:01:01,016 --> 00:01:03,019 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, 28 00:01:01,016 --> 00:01:03,019 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 29 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:07,001 HERE WE ARE. 30 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:07,001 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 31 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:11,022 LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND 32 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:11,022 JOKES. 33 00:01:11,022 --> 00:01:13,002 WELL GUYS, LAST NIGHT THE 34 00:01:11,022 --> 00:01:13,002 ELECTORAL COLLEGE CAST THEIR 35 00:01:13,002 --> 00:01:16,016 VOTES AND SEALED THE DEAL FOR 36 00:01:13,002 --> 00:01:16,016 JOE BIDEN. 37 00:01:16,016 --> 00:01:18,012 YEAH, BIDEN IS NOW OFFICIALLY 38 00:01:16,016 --> 00:01:18,012 THE PRESIDENT-ELECT AND 39 00:01:18,012 --> 00:01:19,024 CONGRATULATIONS HAVE STARTED 40 00:01:19,024 --> 00:01:26,007 COMING IN FROM EVERYWHERE. 41 00:01:20,018 --> 00:01:26,007 CHECK OUT WHO HE HEARD FROM 42 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:26,007 TODAY. 43 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:28,017 >> RUSSIAN PRESIDENT 44 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:28,017 VLADIMIR PUTIN FINALLY 45 00:01:28,017 --> 00:01:30,010 ACKNOWLEDGING BIDEN'S VICTORY, 46 00:01:28,017 --> 00:01:30,010 CONGRATULATING HIM IN 47 00:01:30,010 --> 00:01:32,003 A TELEGRAM, REPORTEDLY WRITING 48 00:01:30,010 --> 00:01:32,003 IN PART, "I AM READY FOR 49 00:01:32,003 --> 00:01:35,018 INTERACTION AND CONTACTS WITH 50 00:01:32,003 --> 00:01:35,018 YOU. 51 00:01:35,018 --> 00:01:40,023 [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:01:35,018 --> 00:01:40,023 >> Jimmy: "I AM READY FOR 53 00:01:40,023 --> 00:01:45,013 INTERACTION AND CONTACTS WITH 54 00:01:40,023 --> 00:01:45,013 YOU. 55 00:01:45,013 --> 00:01:47,009 THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT MIKE PENCE 56 00:01:45,013 --> 00:01:47,009 SAID ON HIS HONEYMOON. 57 00:01:47,009 --> 00:01:55,016 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 58 00:01:47,009 --> 00:01:55,016 WOW. 59 00:01:55,016 --> 00:01:56,021 THAT'S RIGHT, PUTIN REACHED OUT 60 00:01:55,016 --> 00:01:56,021 TO BIDEN 61 00:01:56,021 --> 00:01:59,000 HE WAS LIKE, "SEND ME 62 00:01:56,021 --> 00:01:59,000 EVERYONE'S CONTACT INFO. 63 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,025 OOPS 64 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,025 I ALREADY HAVE 65 00:02:00,025 --> 00:02:02,008 HEH, HEH, HEH. 66 00:02:00,025 --> 00:02:02,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:02:02,008 --> 00:02:04,000 THEN HE SAID, "SEND ME 68 00:02:02,008 --> 00:02:04,000 EVERYONE'S NETFLIX PASSWORDS 69 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,008 OOPS 70 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,008 I ALREADY HAVE TOO." 71 00:02:05,008 --> 00:02:08,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 72 00:02:05,008 --> 00:02:08,005 EVEN PUTIN RECOGNIZED BIDEN'S 73 00:02:08,005 --> 00:02:10,024 WIN. 74 00:02:08,005 --> 00:02:10,024 THAT'S A TOUGH BREAK FOR TRUMP 75 00:02:10,024 --> 00:02:12,016 IN JUST A FEW DAYS, HIS SUPREME 76 00:02:10,024 --> 00:02:12,016 COURT AND HIS SUPREME LEADER 77 00:02:12,016 --> 00:02:15,028 WENT AGAINST HIM 78 00:02:12,016 --> 00:02:15,028 [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:02:15,028 --> 00:02:18,014 I THINK IS -- I THINK PUTIN IS 80 00:02:15,028 --> 00:02:18,014 RELIEVED TRUMP IS OUT. 81 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:21,006 ALL DAY LONG HE'S BEEN 82 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:21,006 SINGING -- 83 00:02:21,006 --> 00:02:22,025 ♪ SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GON 84 00:02:21,006 --> 00:02:22,025 I CAN BREATHE FO 85 00:02:22,025 --> 00:02:28,005 THE FIRST TIME ♪ 86 00:02:22,025 --> 00:02:28,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:02:28,005 --> 00:02:29,025 AS IF THE NEWS WASN'T BAD 88 00:02:28,005 --> 00:02:29,025 ENOUGH FOR TRUMP, MOMENTS 89 00:02:29,025 --> 00:02:31,020 LATER, RUDY GIULIANI POPPED 90 00:02:29,025 --> 00:02:31,020 INTO THE OVAL OFFICE LIKE, 91 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,016 "DON'T WORRY BOSS, YOU STILL 92 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,016 GOT ME." 93 00:02:33,016 --> 00:02:42,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 94 00:02:33,016 --> 00:02:42,005 AND IT'S NOT JUST PUTIN. 95 00:02:42,005 --> 00:02:43,011 TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME, 96 00:02:42,005 --> 00:02:43,011 SENATE MAJORITY LEADER 97 00:02:43,011 --> 00:02:47,006 MITCH McCONNELL ALSO RECOGNIZED 98 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,006 BIDEN AS PRESIDENT-ELECT 99 00:02:44,025 --> 00:02:47,006 WATCH THIS 100 00:02:48,009 --> 00:02:51,017 >> THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE HAS 101 00:02:48,009 --> 00:02:51,017 SPOKEN 102 00:02:51,017 --> 00:02:54,000 SO TODAY I WANT TO CONGRATULATE 103 00:02:51,017 --> 00:02:54,000 PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE BIDEN. 104 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,025 I ALSO WANT TO CONGRATULATE THE 105 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,025 VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT, OUR 106 00:02:55,025 --> 00:03:01,029 COLLEAGUE FROM CALIFORNIA, 107 00:02:55,025 --> 00:03:01,029 SENATOR HARRIS 108 00:03:01,029 --> 00:03:04,004 >> Jimmy: McCONNELL HAS ALL THE 109 00:03:01,029 --> 00:03:04,004 ENTHUSIASM OF A CHILI'S WAITER 110 00:03:04,004 --> 00:03:08,005 SINGING YOU "HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 111 00:03:04,004 --> 00:03:08,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 112 00:03:08,005 --> 00:03:09,028 YEAH, McCONNELL TOLD BIDEN AND 113 00:03:08,005 --> 00:03:09,028 HARRIS CONGRATS, AND THEN SAID, 114 00:03:09,028 --> 00:03:11,024 "I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO MAKING 115 00:03:09,028 --> 00:03:11,024 YOUR NEXT FOUR YEARS A LIVING 116 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:16,007 NIGHTMARE. 117 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:16,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 118 00:03:16,007 --> 00:03:18,013 WELL, NOW THAT SENATE 119 00:03:16,007 --> 00:03:18,013 REPUBLICANS HAVE RECOGNIZED 120 00:03:18,013 --> 00:03:21,003 BIDEN'S WIN, TRUMP FINALLY 121 00:03:18,013 --> 00:03:21,003 SEEMS LIKE HE'S READY TO MOVE 122 00:03:21,003 --> 00:03:22,018 ON 123 00:03:21,003 --> 00:03:22,018 THIS MORNING HE TWEETED, "THE 124 00:03:22,018 --> 00:03:24,001 ELECTORAL COLLEGE HAS VOTED, 125 00:03:22,018 --> 00:03:24,001 AND I ACCEPT THEIR RESULTS." 126 00:03:24,001 --> 00:03:29,028 JUST KIDDING 127 00:03:24,001 --> 00:03:29,028 HE TWEETED - 128 00:03:29,028 --> 00:03:32,001 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 129 00:03:29,028 --> 00:03:32,001 -- "TREMENDOUS EVIDENCE POURING 130 00:03:32,001 --> 00:03:34,026 IN ON VOTER FRAUD. 131 00:03:32,001 --> 00:03:34,026 THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANYTHING 132 00:03:34,026 --> 00:03:38,017 LIKE THIS IN OUR COUNTRY!" 133 00:03:34,026 --> 00:03:38,017 [ LAUGHTER ] 134 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:40,019 AT THIS POINT, THE ONLY 135 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:40,019 TREMENDOUS EVIDENCE IS JUST HIM 136 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:43,001 TWEETING THAT THERE'S 137 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:43,001 TREMENDOUS EVIDENCE. 138 00:03:43,001 --> 00:03:45,017 [ LAUGHTER ] 139 00:03:43,001 --> 00:03:45,017 HE DOESN'T SEEM TO REALIZE THAT 140 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:47,022 A TWEET FROM 141 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:47,022 @LIBERALTEARSDRINKER9000 IS NOT 142 00:03:47,022 --> 00:03:50,020 TREMENDOUS EVIDENCE. 143 00:03:47,022 --> 00:03:50,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 144 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:53,016 YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF SAW 145 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:53,016 TRUMP'S TWEET AND WAS LIKE, 146 00:03:53,016 --> 00:03:55,019 "YOU DON'T HAVE TO MOVE ON, BUT 147 00:03:53,016 --> 00:03:55,019 YOU DO HAVE TO MOVE. 148 00:03:55,019 --> 00:03:58,006 [ LAUGHTER ] 149 00:03:55,019 --> 00:03:58,006 MEANWHILE, JOE BIDEN IS 150 00:03:58,006 --> 00:04:00,020 CONTINUING TO FILL OUT HIS 151 00:03:58,006 --> 00:04:00,020 CABINET, AND TODAY HE PICKED 152 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:02,012 PETE BUTTIGIEG TO SERVE AS 153 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:02,012 SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION. 154 00:04:02,012 --> 00:04:07,010 THAT'S EXCITING. 155 00:04:02,012 --> 00:04:07,010 BUTTIGIEG WILL BE THE FIRST 156 00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:09,002 TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY WHOSE 157 00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:09,002 FEET DON'T EVEN REACH THE 158 00:04:09,002 --> 00:04:13,000 PEDALS 159 00:04:09,002 --> 00:04:13,000 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 160 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,011 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 161 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,011 WHEN ASKED IF BUTTIGIEG HAS 162 00:04:14,011 --> 00:04:16,005 TRANSPORTATION EXPERIENCE, 163 00:04:14,011 --> 00:04:16,005 BIDEN SAID, "YEAH, HE BUILT 164 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:20,014 SANTA'S SLEIGH." 165 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:20,014 [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:04:20,014 --> 00:04:22,006 [ AUDIENCE OOHS 167 00:04:20,014 --> 00:04:22,006 SOME MORE BIG NEWS FROM 168 00:04:22,006 --> 00:04:27,007 WASHINGTON 169 00:04:22,006 --> 00:04:27,007 LAST NIGHT TRUMP WENT ON 170 00:04:27,007 --> 00:04:31,012 TWITTER AND ANNOUNCED THAT HIS 171 00:04:27,007 --> 00:04:31,012 ATTORNEY GENERAL WILLIAM BARR 172 00:04:31,012 --> 00:04:32,018 IS RESIGNING ON DECEMBER 23rd. 173 00:04:31,012 --> 00:04:32,018 [ CHEERS ] 174 00:04:32,018 --> 00:04:34,011 YEAH, IT'S ALL PART OF TRUMP'S 175 00:04:32,018 --> 00:04:34,011 ANNUAL "12 DAYS OF PINK SLIPS. 176 00:04:34,011 --> 00:04:35,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 177 00:04:34,011 --> 00:04:35,016 SERIOUSLY, BARR IS QUITTING 178 00:04:35,016 --> 00:04:37,013 NOW? 179 00:04:35,016 --> 00:04:37,013 THAT'S LIKE WAITING UNTIL THE 180 00:04:37,013 --> 00:04:39,015 LAST FIVE MINUTES OF "THE EMOJI 181 00:04:37,013 --> 00:04:39,015 MOVIE" TO WALK OUT OF THE 182 00:04:39,015 --> 00:04:43,004 THEATER. 183 00:04:39,015 --> 00:04:43,004 [ LAUGHTER ] 184 00:04:43,004 --> 00:04:44,024 THAT'S RIGHT, BARR IS LEAVING 185 00:04:43,004 --> 00:04:44,024 BEFORE CHRISTMAS TO SPEND 186 00:04:44,024 --> 00:04:47,013 HOLIDAYS WITH HIS FAMILY 187 00:04:44,024 --> 00:04:47,013 AMERICANS HEARD AND WERE LIKE, 188 00:04:47,013 --> 00:04:49,025 "YEAH, WE ALL DO THAT, BUT THEN 189 00:04:47,013 --> 00:04:49,025 WE COME BACK TO WORK." 190 00:04:49,025 --> 00:04:53,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 191 00:04:49,025 --> 00:04:53,021 WELL, YOU GUYS, THERE'S A LOT 192 00:04:53,021 --> 00:04:55,002 GOING ON IN THE NEWS TODAY 193 00:04:53,021 --> 00:04:55,002 TRUMP IS STILL CLAIMING HE 194 00:04:55,002 --> 00:04:57,005 DIDN'T LOSE THE ELECTION, AND 195 00:04:55,002 --> 00:04:57,005 OF COURSE, THE COUNTRY IS 196 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:00,004 DEALING WITH COVID 197 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:00,004 MEANWHILE THE -- 198 00:05:00,004 --> 00:05:01,020 >> Tariq: MAN, I'M TIRED OF THE 199 00:05:00,004 --> 00:05:01,020 NEWS 200 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:07,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 201 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:07,007 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT, TARIQ 202 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,016 >> Tariq: HMM? 203 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,016 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY 204 00:05:09,016 --> 00:05:11,028 >> Tariq: OH, I SAID I'M TIRED 205 00:05:09,016 --> 00:05:11,028 OF THE NEWS, MAN 206 00:05:11,028 --> 00:05:14,003 IT'S ALWAYS SO UPSETTING 207 00:05:11,028 --> 00:05:14,003 CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING NOT 208 00:05:14,003 --> 00:05:17,012 IN THE NEWS? 209 00:05:14,003 --> 00:05:17,012 >> Jimmy: THAT'S FINE WITH ME. 210 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,026 I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO 211 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,026 TALK ABOUT 212 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:20,013 >> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW 213 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:20,013 WHAT'S THE MOST RANDOM THING 214 00:05:20,013 --> 00:05:27,023 EVER 215 00:05:20,013 --> 00:05:27,023 HOW ABOUT GLUTEN-FREE BAGELS 216 00:05:27,023 --> 00:05:29,025 >> Jimmy: FINE 217 00:05:27,023 --> 00:05:29,025 GLUTEN-FREE BAGELS, THEY'RE 218 00:05:29,025 --> 00:05:31,011 LIKE REGULAR BAGELS BUT WITHOUT 219 00:05:29,025 --> 00:05:31,011 THE GLUTEN 220 00:05:31,011 --> 00:05:32,008 THEY'RE A GOOD ALTERNATIVE 221 00:05:31,011 --> 00:05:32,008 FOR -- 222 00:05:32,008 --> 00:05:36,003 ♪ 223 00:05:32,008 --> 00:05:36,003 SORRY TARIQ, WE JUST GOT A NEWS 224 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,029 ALERT. 225 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,029 >> Tariq: WHAT IS IT 226 00:05:38,029 --> 00:05:40,021 >> Jimmy: GLUTEN-FREE BAGELS 227 00:05:38,029 --> 00:05:40,021 RECALLED IN 14 STATES FOR 228 00:05:40,021 --> 00:05:43,026 CONTAINING GLUTEN. 229 00:05:40,021 --> 00:05:43,026 [ LAUGHTER ] 230 00:05:43,026 --> 00:05:47,015 >> Tariq: WHAT 231 00:05:43,026 --> 00:05:47,015 [ LAUGHTER ] 232 00:05:47,015 --> 00:05:50,006 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 233 00:05:47,015 --> 00:05:50,006 LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME OTHER 234 00:05:50,006 --> 00:05:52,003 RANDOM THING, LIKE LAWN MOWERS 235 00:05:50,006 --> 00:05:52,003 >> Jimmy: SURE, SURE, SURE, 236 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,027 SURE, SURE 237 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,027 LAWN MOWERS ARE USED TO CUT 238 00:05:53,027 --> 00:05:55,010 GRASS. 239 00:05:53,027 --> 00:05:55,010 YOU CAN RIDE THEM OR - 240 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:57,022 ♪ 241 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:57,022 SORRY TARIQ, WE HAVE ANOTHER 242 00:05:57,022 --> 00:06:01,029 NEWS ALERT 243 00:05:57,022 --> 00:06:01,029 >> Tariq: PLEASE DON'T READ IT 244 00:06:01,029 --> 00:06:03,018 >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO. 245 00:06:01,029 --> 00:06:03,018 IF A GRAPHIC COMES UP, I'M 246 00:06:03,018 --> 00:06:08,029 REQUIRED TO READ IT. 247 00:06:03,018 --> 00:06:08,029 IT'S MY JOB AS A COMEDY NEWS 248 00:06:08,029 --> 00:06:16,021 PERSON 249 00:06:08,029 --> 00:06:16,021 MAN CHARGED WITH DUI AFTER 250 00:06:16,021 --> 00:06:20,018 RIDING LAWN MOWER ON HIGHWAY 251 00:06:16,021 --> 00:06:20,018 [ LAUGHTER ] 252 00:06:20,018 --> 00:06:22,003 >> Tariq: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING 253 00:06:20,018 --> 00:06:22,003 ME 254 00:06:22,003 --> 00:06:23,016 HOW ABOUT BASKETBALL OR EXOTIC 255 00:06:22,003 --> 00:06:23,016 REPTILES 256 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,028 ♪ 257 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,028 >> Jimmy: DWIGHT HOWARD UNDER 258 00:06:24,028 --> 00:06:26,021 FIRE FOR NOT PAYING ASSISTANTS 259 00:06:24,028 --> 00:06:26,021 WHO HANDLED HIS RARE SNAKE 260 00:06:26,021 --> 00:06:27,017 COLLECTION 261 00:06:26,021 --> 00:06:27,017 [ LAUGHTER ] 262 00:06:27,017 --> 00:06:28,026 >> Tariq: COME ON! 263 00:06:27,017 --> 00:06:28,026 YOU KNOW WHAT? 264 00:06:28,026 --> 00:06:30,003 FINE 265 00:06:28,026 --> 00:06:30,003 JUST GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT 266 00:06:30,003 --> 00:06:31,012 COVID. 267 00:06:30,003 --> 00:06:31,012 I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE. 268 00:06:31,012 --> 00:06:33,004 >> Jimmy: NO, COME ON, COME ON 269 00:06:31,012 --> 00:06:33,004 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT 270 00:06:33,004 --> 00:06:34,023 >> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW 271 00:06:33,004 --> 00:06:34,023 WHAT'S THE MOST RANDOM STUFF 272 00:06:34,023 --> 00:06:37,018 EVER 273 00:06:34,023 --> 00:06:37,018 HOW ABOUT LIKE, SCOTLAND, OR 274 00:06:37,018 --> 00:06:45,022 JET SKIS, OR NIGHTCLUBS? 275 00:06:37,018 --> 00:06:45,022 >> Jimmy: YES, YES 276 00:06:45,022 --> 00:06:47,000 I WOULD LOVE TO TALK ABOUT 277 00:06:45,022 --> 00:06:47,000 SCOTLAND, OR JET SKIS, OR 278 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,013 NIGHTCLUBS INSTEAD OF COVID. 279 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,013 I MEAN, THEY'RE ALL -- 280 00:06:49,013 --> 00:06:50,026 ♪ 281 00:06:49,013 --> 00:06:50,026 SCOTTISH MAN ARRESTED AT 282 00:06:50,026 --> 00:06:53,011 NIGHTCLUB AFTER RIDING JET SKI 283 00:06:50,026 --> 00:06:53,011 TO SEE GIRLFRIEND DURING COVID 284 00:06:53,011 --> 00:07:02,000 LOCKDOWN 285 00:06:53,011 --> 00:07:02,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 286 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,013 >> Tariq: THAT'S IT. 287 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,013 2020 WINS, MAN 288 00:07:03,013 --> 00:07:04,029 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I 289 00:07:03,013 --> 00:07:04,029 CAN TAKE THIS. 290 00:07:04,029 --> 00:07:06,016 MAYBE TWO MORE WEEKS, BUT 291 00:07:04,029 --> 00:07:06,016 THAT'S IT. 292 00:07:06,016 --> 00:07:14,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 293 00:07:06,016 --> 00:07:14,008 >> Jimmy: TARIQ, THERE'S ONLY 294 00:07:14,008 --> 00:07:15,027 TWO WEEKS LEFT IN 2020 295 00:07:14,008 --> 00:07:15,027 >> Tariq: OH, COOL, I CAN DO 296 00:07:15,027 --> 00:07:17,002 THAT 297 00:07:15,027 --> 00:07:17,002 >> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER, 298 00:07:17,002 --> 00:07:18,012 EVERYONE 299 00:07:17,002 --> 00:07:18,012 TARIQ, THERE HE IS 300 00:07:18,012 --> 00:07:19,029 HE CAN TAKE THAT 301 00:07:18,012 --> 00:07:19,029 HE'S COOL WITH THAT. 302 00:07:19,029 --> 00:07:21,011 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 303 00:07:19,029 --> 00:07:21,011 ♪ 304 00:07:21,011 --> 00:07:23,023 HE CAN DO THAT, MAN. 305 00:07:21,011 --> 00:07:23,023 WELL GUYS, EVERYONE'S EXCITED 306 00:07:23,023 --> 00:07:27,024 ABOUT THE NEW COVID VACCINE. 307 00:07:23,023 --> 00:07:27,024 AND TODAY, NEW JERSEY STARTED 308 00:07:27,024 --> 00:07:30,013 GIVING OUT ITS FIRST DOSES 309 00:07:27,024 --> 00:07:30,013 YEP, PEOPLE IN JERSEY WERE 310 00:07:30,013 --> 00:07:34,001 SEPARATED INTO TWO GROUPS, 311 00:07:30,013 --> 00:07:34,001 BLOOD TYPE "AYOU KNOW" AND 312 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:40,027 BLOOD TYPE "OYOUR HONOR. 313 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:40,027 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 314 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:45,015 ♪ 315 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:45,015 APPARENTLY, HUGE FIGHTS HAVE 316 00:07:45,015 --> 00:07:46,021 ALREADY BROKEN OUT OVER WHETHER 317 00:07:45,015 --> 00:07:46,021 TO CALL THE VACCINE SAUCE OR 318 00:07:46,021 --> 00:07:51,013 GRAVY. 319 00:07:46,021 --> 00:07:51,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 320 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,013 LISTEN TO THIS, AMAZON OWNS 321 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,013 A COMPANY THAT MAKES 322 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,015 SELF-DRIVING CARS, AND THEY 323 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,015 JUST UNVEILED THEIR NEW 324 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:57,026 SELF-DRIVING ROBOTAXI. 325 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:57,026 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 326 00:07:57,026 --> 00:08:02,021 YEAH 327 00:07:57,026 --> 00:08:02,021 ASKED WHAT INFLUENCED THEIR 328 00:08:02,021 --> 00:08:03,021 DESIGN, AND THEY SAID, "WELL, 329 00:08:02,021 --> 00:08:03,021 THIS TOASTER FROM 330 00:08:03,021 --> 00:08:05,005 WILLIAMS-SONOMA. 331 00:08:03,021 --> 00:08:05,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 332 00:08:05,005 --> 00:08:10,025 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WE'RE ABOUT 333 00:08:05,025 --> 00:08:10,025 TO FIND OUT THAT ALEXA HAS ROAD 334 00:08:06,014 --> 00:08:10,025 RAGE 335 00:08:12,002 --> 00:08:13,005 >> CUT ME OFF AGAIN AND I'LL 336 00:08:12,002 --> 00:08:13,005 CUT YOU, BITCH 337 00:08:13,005 --> 00:08:15,017 >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY 338 00:08:13,005 --> 00:08:15,017 [ LAUGHTER ] 339 00:08:15,017 --> 00:08:18,018 HEY, THIS IS GOING VIRAL 340 00:08:15,017 --> 00:08:18,018 A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING 341 00:08:18,018 --> 00:08:19,024 ABOUT THE NEW PHOTOS THAT 342 00:08:18,018 --> 00:08:19,024 RECENTLY EMERGED OF THE WORLD'S 343 00:08:19,024 --> 00:08:20,019 LONELIEST HOUSE JUST SOUTH OF 344 00:08:19,024 --> 00:08:20,019 ICELAND. 345 00:08:20,019 --> 00:08:27,025 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. 346 00:08:20,019 --> 00:08:27,025 >> Jimmy: YEAH 347 00:08:27,025 --> 00:08:29,007 OH, AND I'M JUST BEING TOLD THE 348 00:08:27,025 --> 00:08:29,007 HOUSE WAS SOLD TO A FIRST LADY 349 00:08:29,007 --> 00:08:32,009 WHO WISHES TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS 350 00:08:29,007 --> 00:08:32,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 351 00:08:32,009 --> 00:08:34,008 AND FINALLY, THE OTHER DAY IN 352 00:08:32,009 --> 00:08:34,008 FRANCE, POLICE RECOVERED 353 00:08:34,008 --> 00:08:36,010 $6 MILLION WORTH OF WINE THAT 354 00:08:34,008 --> 00:08:36,010 WAS STOLEN BY A GANG 355 00:08:36,010 --> 00:08:39,017 IN FRANCE, STEALING WINE IS 356 00:08:36,010 --> 00:08:39,017 A SERIOUS CRIME. 357 00:08:39,017 --> 00:08:42,000 THE THIEVES WILL NOW BE PUT IN 358 00:08:39,017 --> 00:08:42,000 A CELLAR WHERE THEY'LL AGE 359 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:46,027 10 TO 15 YEARS 360 00:08:43,009 --> 00:08:46,027 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GIVE IT 361 00:08:43,027 --> 00:08:46,027 UP FOR THE ROOTS 362 00:08:48,010 --> 00:09:01,006 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 363 00:08:48,010 --> 00:09:01,006 ♪ 364 00:09:01,006 --> 00:09:02,014 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 365 00:09:01,006 --> 00:09:02,014 ROOTS. 366 00:09:02,014 --> 00:09:06,005 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 367 00:09:02,014 --> 00:09:06,005 TONIGHT. 368 00:09:06,005 --> 00:09:07,015 JOINING US IN-STUDIO, YOU CAN 369 00:09:06,005 --> 00:09:07,015 SEE HER IN THE UPCOMING FILM 370 00:09:07,015 --> 00:09:10,013 "WONDER WOMAN 1984." 371 00:09:07,015 --> 00:09:10,013 SHE'S ALSO HOSTING "SATURDAY 372 00:09:10,013 --> 00:09:12,022 NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH 373 00:09:10,013 --> 00:09:12,022 MUSICAL GUEST DUA LIPA 374 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:14,001 KRISTEN WIIG IS HERE 375 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:14,001 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 376 00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:22,027 ♪ 377 00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:22,027 ♪ 378 00:09:22,027 --> 00:09:36,014 >> HA-HA-HA, WIPEOUT 379 00:09:22,027 --> 00:09:36,014 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU THINK HE'D 380 00:09:36,014 --> 00:09:38,003 JUMP RIGHT IN ON THAT. 381 00:09:36,014 --> 00:09:38,003 >> Questlove: YEAH, YEAH 382 00:09:38,003 --> 00:09:39,019 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU DIDN'T 383 00:09:38,003 --> 00:09:39,019 >> YEAH, HE DIDN'T 384 00:09:39,019 --> 00:09:41,005 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL RIGHT 385 00:09:39,019 --> 00:09:41,005 >> Tariq: WOW, MAN 386 00:09:41,005 --> 00:09:44,010 THANKS FOR NOTHING 387 00:09:41,005 --> 00:09:44,010 [ LAUGHTER ] 388 00:09:44,010 --> 00:09:46,015 >> Jimmy: PLUS HE'S HOST OF 389 00:09:44,010 --> 00:09:46,015 "THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW" ON BBC 390 00:09:46,015 --> 00:09:47,026 AMERICA, GRAHAM NORTON IS HERE 391 00:09:46,015 --> 00:09:47,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 392 00:09:47,026 --> 00:09:53,022 ♪ 393 00:09:47,026 --> 00:09:53,022 AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM 394 00:09:53,022 --> 00:10:03,014 JACK HARLOW. 395 00:09:53,022 --> 00:10:03,014 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 396 00:10:03,014 --> 00:10:04,027 ♪ 397 00:10:03,014 --> 00:10:04,027 GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY FOUR 398 00:10:04,027 --> 00:10:06,007 SHOWS LEFT BEFORE -- 399 00:10:04,027 --> 00:10:06,007 [ DRUMROLL ] 400 00:10:06,007 --> 00:10:11,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 401 00:10:06,007 --> 00:10:11,020 -- WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK. 402 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:13,014 WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT 403 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:13,014 BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" 404 00:10:13,014 --> 00:10:15,014 TRADITION. 405 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,014 IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF 406 00:10:14,028 --> 00:10:15,014 CHRISTMAS SWEATERS!" 407 00:10:16,024 --> 00:10:17,027 ♪ 408 00:10:16,024 --> 00:10:17,027 ♪ 12 DAYS O 409 00:10:17,027 --> 00:10:19,006 CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 410 00:10:17,027 --> 00:10:19,006 4 DAYS LEFT ♪ 411 00:10:19,006 --> 00:10:23,025 ♪ 412 00:10:19,006 --> 00:10:23,025 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, EVERY 413 00:10:23,025 --> 00:10:25,000 SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS 414 00:10:23,025 --> 00:10:25,000 WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY 415 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,015 AUDIENCE MEMBER A BODACIOUS 416 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,015 CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE 417 00:10:26,015 --> 00:10:31,012 "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS 418 00:10:26,015 --> 00:10:31,012 CABINET. 419 00:10:31,012 --> 00:10:34,009 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 420 00:10:31,012 --> 00:10:34,009 NOW SINCE THERE ARE FOUR SHOWS 421 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:39,006 LEFT - 422 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:39,006 [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,005 -- LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER FOUR 424 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,005 [ DRUMROLL ] 425 00:10:41,005 --> 00:10:48,012 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 426 00:10:41,005 --> 00:10:48,012 ♪ 427 00:10:48,012 --> 00:10:51,007 OH 428 00:10:48,012 --> 00:10:51,007 OH 429 00:10:51,007 --> 00:10:55,002 OH, LOOK AT THAT 430 00:10:51,007 --> 00:10:55,002 CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS BECAUSE I 431 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,021 FEEL LIKE THERE'S A LITTLE 432 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,021 EXTRA TREAT TO THIS. 433 00:10:56,021 --> 00:10:57,024 LOOK AT THAT 434 00:10:56,021 --> 00:10:57,024 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 435 00:10:57,024 --> 00:11:03,008 LOOK AT THAT 436 00:10:57,024 --> 00:11:03,008 CAN YOU TURN IT AROUND 437 00:11:03,008 --> 00:11:08,002 THERE IS A BACK. 438 00:11:03,008 --> 00:11:08,002 OKAY, HERE WE GO 439 00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:09,021 NOW LET'S SEE WHO IS GOING HOME 440 00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:09,021 WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER 441 00:11:09,021 --> 00:11:11,004 EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT 442 00:11:09,021 --> 00:11:11,004 NUMBER 443 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,007 IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON 444 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,007 DOWN 445 00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:13,023 QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, 446 00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:13,023 PLEASE 447 00:11:13,023 --> 00:11:15,028 OH, MY GOD 448 00:11:13,023 --> 00:11:15,028 [ DRUMROLL ] 449 00:11:15,028 --> 00:11:17,001 >> Questlove: ONE, TWO, THREE, 450 00:11:15,028 --> 00:11:17,001 FOUR 451 00:11:17,001 --> 00:11:24,024 ♪ 452 00:11:17,001 --> 00:11:24,024 [ DRUMROLL ] 453 00:11:24,024 --> 00:11:26,014 >> Jimmy: 3-1-3! 454 00:11:24,024 --> 00:11:26,014 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 455 00:11:26,014 --> 00:11:35,019 ♪ 456 00:11:26,014 --> 00:11:35,019 OH, MY GOODNESS! 457 00:11:35,019 --> 00:11:38,010 HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND 458 00:11:35,019 --> 00:11:38,010 WHERE ARE YOU FROM 459 00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:41,012 >> HI. 460 00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:41,012 I'M MICHELLE, I'M FROM 461 00:11:41,012 --> 00:11:42,027 NEW YORK 462 00:11:41,012 --> 00:11:42,027 >> Jimmy: MICHELLE, FROM 463 00:11:42,027 --> 00:11:44,001 NEW YORK 464 00:11:42,027 --> 00:11:44,001 MICHELLE, WELCOME. 465 00:11:44,001 --> 00:11:46,020 I WAS GOING TO SAY DO YOU WANT 466 00:11:44,001 --> 00:11:46,020 TO TRY THAT SWEATER ON BUT 467 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:48,002 YOU'RE GOING FOR IT, MAN 468 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:48,002 I MEAN, YOU SHOULD PUT THAT 469 00:11:48,002 --> 00:11:49,008 "WIPEOUT" MUSIC -- 470 00:11:48,002 --> 00:11:49,008 ♪ 471 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:52,017 OH, FANTASTIC. 472 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:52,017 LOOK AT THAT 473 00:11:52,017 --> 00:11:54,009 THAT IS GORGEOUS 474 00:11:52,017 --> 00:11:54,009 OH, MY GOSH. 475 00:11:54,009 --> 00:11:55,019 LOOK AT THAT, MICHELLE 476 00:11:54,009 --> 00:11:55,019 BEAUTIFUL. 477 00:11:55,019 --> 00:12:02,008 ONCE AGAIN, APPLAUSE FOR OUR 478 00:11:55,019 --> 00:12:02,008 WINNER 479 00:12:02,008 --> 00:12:03,027 A ROUND OF APPLAUSE. 480 00:12:02,008 --> 00:12:03,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 481 00:12:03,027 --> 00:12:05,013 THANKS AGAIN TO OUR LUCKY 482 00:12:03,027 --> 00:12:05,013 AUDIENCE MEMBER. 483 00:12:05,013 --> 00:12:06,029 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT 484 00:12:05,013 --> 00:12:06,029 BACK WITH KRISTEN WIIG 485 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:28,021 ♪ 486 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:28,021 ♪ 487 00:12:28,021 --> 00:12:31,026 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN 488 00:12:28,021 --> 00:12:31,026 EMMY AND OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR 489 00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:34,004 YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE HIGHLY 490 00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:34,004 ANTICIPATED NEW MOVIE "WONDER 491 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,010 WOMAN 1984," WHICH WILL BE IN 492 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,010 SELECT THEATERS AND IMAX 493 00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:36,016 CHRISTMAS DAY, AND IT WILL BE 494 00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:36,016 AVAILABLE THE SAME DAY ON HBO 495 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,029 MAX. 496 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,029 SHE'S ALSO HOSTING "SATURDAY 497 00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:40,001 NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH 498 00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:40,001 MUSICAL GUEST DUA LIPA 499 00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:55,006 PLEASE WELCOME KRISTEN WIIG! 500 00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:55,006 ♪ KRISTEN WII 501 00:12:55,006 --> 00:12:58,008 NICE TO MEET YOU 502 00:12:55,006 --> 00:12:58,008 GOOD TO SEE YO 503 00:12:58,008 --> 00:13:03,020 PLAY THE CHEETAH ♪ 504 00:12:58,008 --> 00:13:03,020 ♪ KRISTEN WII 505 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:06,026 NICE TO MEET YOU 506 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:06,026 WATCH AT HOM 507 00:13:06,026 --> 00:13:09,017 OR IN THEATERS ♪ 508 00:13:06,026 --> 00:13:09,017 ♪ KRISTEN WII 509 00:13:09,017 --> 00:13:14,021 NICE TO MEET YOU ♪ 510 00:13:09,017 --> 00:13:14,021 >> Jimmy: KRISTEN WIIG, COME 511 00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:19,008 ON 512 00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:19,008 >> OH, MY GOD. 513 00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:20,028 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC 514 00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:20,028 I MISS SEEING YOU. 515 00:13:20,028 --> 00:13:23,020 I'M SO THANKFUL AND I'M SO 516 00:13:20,028 --> 00:13:23,020 HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. 517 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:25,018 >> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE 518 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:25,018 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT, BUD, 519 00:13:25,018 --> 00:13:26,016 I WANT TO GET INTO "SNL" AND 520 00:13:25,018 --> 00:13:26,016 EVERYTHING 521 00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:27,027 I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU 522 00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:27,027 FOR HELPING US OUT OVER THE 523 00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:29,001 SUMMER 524 00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:29,001 WE DID THE SKETCH CALLED THE 525 00:13:29,001 --> 00:13:35,014 LONGEST DAYS OF OUR LIVES. 526 00:13:29,001 --> 00:13:35,014 >> THAT WAS SO FUN 527 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,024 >> Jimmy: I LAUGHED SO HARD 528 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,024 JUST EVEN FILMING IT -- JUST 529 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,004 FILMING IT 530 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,004 NANCY, BY THE WAY, WHO CLEARLY 531 00:13:38,004 --> 00:13:43,013 LOVED YOU, DIDN'T EVEN GET A 532 00:13:38,004 --> 00:13:43,013 A CHANCE TO EVEN SAY HI -- 533 00:13:43,013 --> 00:13:44,022 BUT SHE WAS SEEING EVERYTHING, 534 00:13:43,013 --> 00:13:44,022 I WASN'T, SHE WAS HOLDING THE 535 00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:45,028 iPAD THIS WAY, SO SHE WAS GOING 536 00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:45,028 LIKE -- AND YOU AND WILL ARE 537 00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:57,000 GOING -- 538 00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:57,000 >> IT WAS SO FUN, WE NEEDED IT 539 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,012 >> Jimmy: IT WAS FANTASTIC 540 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,012 AND I LOVED THAT YOU HAD YOUR 541 00:13:58,012 --> 00:14:03,021 OWN WIGS 542 00:13:58,012 --> 00:14:03,021 >> WELL I HAVE A COSTUME WIG - 543 00:14:03,021 --> 00:14:08,011 >> Jimmy: BOX? 544 00:14:03,021 --> 00:14:08,011 >> IT'S A BIG BOX, YEAH. 545 00:14:08,011 --> 00:14:09,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 546 00:14:08,011 --> 00:14:09,027 WELL YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE 547 00:14:09,027 --> 00:14:12,016 GOING TO NEED LIKE A WIG 548 00:14:09,027 --> 00:14:12,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 549 00:14:12,016 --> 00:14:15,028 A FUNNY COSTUME. 550 00:14:12,016 --> 00:14:15,028 >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. 551 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,020 >> YEAH, OUR FRIEND'S DAUGHTER 552 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,020 HAD A BIRTHDAY AND WE DID LIKE 553 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:18,026 A DRIVE-BY, AND WE'RE LIKE, 554 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:18,026 "WELL, WE SHOULD PROBABLY WEAR 555 00:14:18,026 --> 00:14:25,029 WIGS AND COSTUMES. 556 00:14:18,026 --> 00:14:25,029 [ LAUGHTER ] 557 00:14:25,029 --> 00:14:27,022 >> Jimmy: EVEN THOUGH THEY 558 00:14:25,029 --> 00:14:27,022 DIDN'T ASK YOU AT ALL? 559 00:14:27,022 --> 00:14:29,010 >> THEY DIDN'T ASK US. 560 00:14:27,022 --> 00:14:29,010 >> Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE NOT. 561 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:30,029 >> YEAH. 562 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:30,029 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HOSTING "SNL" 563 00:14:30,029 --> 00:14:32,003 THIS WEEK, IT'S THE CHRISTMAS 564 00:14:30,029 --> 00:14:32,003 EPISODE, IT'S MY FAVORITE 565 00:14:32,003 --> 00:14:34,009 EPISODE OF THE YEAR. 566 00:14:32,003 --> 00:14:34,009 >> IT'S MY FAVORITE. 567 00:14:34,009 --> 00:14:35,018 MY FAVORITE PROBABLY WAS WHEN 568 00:14:34,009 --> 00:14:35,018 YOU HOSTED, THE FIRST TIME YOU 569 00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:36,023 HOSTED I THINK THE CHRISTMAS 570 00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:36,023 SHOW, THAT WAS LIKE ONE OF MY 571 00:14:36,023 --> 00:14:38,026 FAVORITE - 572 00:14:36,023 --> 00:14:38,026 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 573 00:14:38,026 --> 00:14:42,008 WHERE WE ALL DANCED. 574 00:14:38,026 --> 00:14:42,008 >> YES, THE MONOLOGUE WHERE WE 575 00:14:42,008 --> 00:14:43,024 ALL DANCED AROUND THE STUDIO 576 00:14:42,008 --> 00:14:43,024 >> Jimmy: OH MAN, WASN'T THAT 577 00:14:43,024 --> 00:14:51,023 SO MUCH FUN? 578 00:14:43,024 --> 00:14:51,023 AND IT WAS SNOWING 579 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:53,013 >> IT WAS SO FUN 580 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:53,013 >> Jimmy: FAKE SNOW IS COMING 581 00:14:53,013 --> 00:14:56,007 DOWN 582 00:14:53,013 --> 00:14:56,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 583 00:14:56,007 --> 00:14:57,018 >> TINY LITTLE BITS OF PLASTIC 584 00:14:56,007 --> 00:14:57,018 >> Jimmy: YEAH 585 00:14:57,018 --> 00:14:59,009 >> YEAH. 586 00:14:57,018 --> 00:14:59,009 >> Jimmy: BEFORE ANY SKETCH. 587 00:14:59,009 --> 00:15:01,016 BEFORE "SNL," I THINK I KNOW A 588 00:14:59,009 --> 00:15:01,016 A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR 589 00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:04,014 BACKGROUND, GROUNDLINGS BEFORE 590 00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:04,014 THAT 591 00:15:04,014 --> 00:15:07,012 WERE YOU IN PLAYS? 592 00:15:04,014 --> 00:15:07,012 WERE YOU DOING - 593 00:15:07,012 --> 00:15:09,023 >> I MEAN I DID A COUPLE SCHOOL 594 00:15:07,012 --> 00:15:09,023 PLAYS BUT IN THE CHORUS. 595 00:15:09,023 --> 00:15:15,026 >> Jimmy: OKAY 596 00:15:09,023 --> 00:15:15,026 >> LIKE THE PEOPLE THAT 597 00:15:15,026 --> 00:15:17,004 AUDITION THAT DON'T GET THE 598 00:15:15,026 --> 00:15:17,004 PARTS, THEN THOSE WERE THE 599 00:15:17,004 --> 00:15:20,014 PARTS -- 600 00:15:17,004 --> 00:15:20,014 THAT'S WHAT I DID. 601 00:15:20,014 --> 00:15:22,005 >> Jimmy: YOU DID THAT 602 00:15:20,014 --> 00:15:22,005 >> I DID THE CHORUS PARTS. 603 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,004 >> Jimmy: AND WERE YOU GOOD AT 604 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,004 THAT 605 00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:25,013 >> NO, NO. 606 00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:25,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 607 00:15:25,013 --> 00:15:26,026 NO 608 00:15:25,013 --> 00:15:26,026 BUT IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS 609 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,004 ANYTHING GOES, SO I WAS LIKE -- 610 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,004 I LIKE DANCED AND TAPPED, I HAD 611 00:15:28,004 --> 00:15:33,002 NEVER TAP DANCED BEFORE. 612 00:15:28,004 --> 00:15:33,002 WE DIDN'T HAVE PHONES BACK 613 00:15:33,002 --> 00:15:39,010 THEN 614 00:15:33,002 --> 00:15:39,010 >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T EVEN ASK 615 00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:40,019 YOU TO TAP 616 00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:40,019 YOU'RE LIKE, "I GOT THIS." 617 00:15:40,019 --> 00:15:41,022 >> I KNOW EXACTLY, I JUST 618 00:15:40,019 --> 00:15:41,022 TAPPED ACROSS THE STAGE IN 619 00:15:41,022 --> 00:15:45,002 MIDDLE OF A SCENE. 620 00:15:41,022 --> 00:15:45,002 I REMEMBER MY MOM CAME TO SEE 621 00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:48,025 THE PLAY AND I WAVED TO HER 622 00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:48,025 FROM THE THING 623 00:15:48,025 --> 00:15:53,019 YEAH, AND SHE'S LIKE, YOU'RE 624 00:15:48,025 --> 00:15:53,019 NOT -- 625 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,029 >> Jimmy: A KID? 626 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,029 >> YEAH, BUT NO, I WASN'T LIKE 627 00:15:54,029 --> 00:15:55,028 EIGHT YEARS OLD, THIS WAS LIKE 628 00:15:54,029 --> 00:15:55,028 HIGH SCHOOL. 629 00:15:55,028 --> 00:15:59,026 >> Jimmy: OH, WAVING AT YOUR 630 00:15:55,028 --> 00:15:59,026 MOM. 631 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,028 >> NO, I WAS LIKE FULLY IN HIGH 632 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,028 SCHOOL 633 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,014 >> Jimmy: HEY, MOM 634 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,014 YOUR VOICE WAS EVEN DEEPER BACK 635 00:16:03,014 --> 00:16:04,014 THEN 636 00:16:03,014 --> 00:16:04,014 [ LAUGHTER ] 637 00:16:04,014 --> 00:16:05,014 LOOK AT YOU NOW. 638 00:16:04,014 --> 00:16:05,014 NOW YOU'RE IN "WONDER 639 00:16:05,014 --> 00:16:11,004 WOMAN 1984." 640 00:16:05,014 --> 00:16:11,004 >> IT'S CRAZY. 641 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,010 >> Jimmy: WAIT, I WANT TO HEAR 642 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,010 EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. 643 00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:13,016 >> YEAH, I STILL -- LIKE, I 644 00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:13,016 JUST WANTED TO COME OUT BECAUSE 645 00:16:13,016 --> 00:16:14,029 I FEEL LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, 646 00:16:13,016 --> 00:16:14,029 IT'S LIKE A DREAM. 647 00:16:14,029 --> 00:16:18,016 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 648 00:16:14,029 --> 00:16:18,016 YOU WERE IN A MAJOR SUPERHERO 649 00:16:18,016 --> 00:16:20,006 MOVIE. 650 00:16:18,016 --> 00:16:20,006 LIKE THIS IS MAJOR 651 00:16:20,006 --> 00:16:21,016 I'M SO EXCITED 652 00:16:20,006 --> 00:16:21,016 WHAT WAS IT LIKE 653 00:16:21,016 --> 00:16:22,018 DID YOU DO LIKE THE WORKOUTS 654 00:16:21,016 --> 00:16:22,018 EVERY DAY? 655 00:16:22,018 --> 00:16:26,001 >> YEAH, IT WAS -- IT WAS -- 656 00:16:22,018 --> 00:16:26,001 I MEAN, I KNEW I WOULD HAVE TO 657 00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:27,003 TRAIN, BECAUSE I STARTED 658 00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:27,003 TRAINING BEFORE I LEFT, THEY 659 00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:28,008 GOT ME A TRAINER A MONTH WHERE, 660 00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:28,008 AND IT WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, 661 00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:29,013 TRAIN FOR LIKE AN HOUR, THEN 662 00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:29,013 YOU'RE GOOD, AND I GOT THERE, 663 00:16:29,013 --> 00:16:47,010 AND IT WAS LIKE -- 664 00:16:29,013 --> 00:16:47,010 >> Jimmy: SPECIAL WAY? 665 00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:48,022 >> OH, NO, IT WAS LIKE - 666 00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:48,022 OH, YOU TRAIN FOR HOUR AND 667 00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:49,029 THEN, YOU HAVE STUNT 668 00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:49,029 CHOREOGRAPHY FOR FOUR HOURS, 669 00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:51,005 AND THEN, YOU HAVE LUNCH AND 670 00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:51,005 THEN, YOU HAVE A MOVEMENT CLASS 671 00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:56,025 AND THEN LIKE -- 672 00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:56,025 YEAH, IT WAS VERY INTENSE. 673 00:16:56,025 --> 00:16:59,017 >> Jimmy: IT'S WORK, MAN 674 00:16:56,025 --> 00:16:59,017 >> NO, IT WAS GREAT, IT WAS 675 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:02,021 AMAZING. 676 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:02,021 >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET 677 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,025 INVOLVED WITH THIS 678 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,025 DID YOU KNOW THEY WANTED YOU 679 00:17:03,025 --> 00:17:05,000 FOR THE SEQUEL 680 00:17:03,025 --> 00:17:05,000 >> I GUESS, YEAH, PATTY, YEAH, 681 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,007 SHE REACHED OUT TO MY AGENT 682 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,007 CALLED ME AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, 683 00:17:06,007 --> 00:17:07,000 PATTY JENKINS WANTS TO TALK TO 684 00:17:06,007 --> 00:17:07,000 YOU. 685 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:19,024 AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH. 686 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:19,024 >> Jimmy: I'LL TAKE IT 687 00:17:19,024 --> 00:17:21,023 IT'S AWESOME 688 00:17:19,024 --> 00:17:21,023 >> I WAS LIKE, "YES. 689 00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:22,029 COULD THIS BE THE "WONDER 690 00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:22,029 WOMAN" SEQUEL? 691 00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:25,014 SO THEY DIDN'T KNOW. 692 00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:25,014 LIKE, MY AGENTS DIDN'T KNOW AND 693 00:17:25,014 --> 00:17:29,024 I WASN'T ALLOWED TO TELL THEM 694 00:17:25,014 --> 00:17:29,024 ANYTHING 695 00:17:29,024 --> 00:17:31,015 >> Jimmy: AFTER THE MEETING? 696 00:17:29,024 --> 00:17:31,015 >> YEAH, I HAD TO SIGN 697 00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:33,017 SOMETHING BEFORE I EVEN LIKE 698 00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:33,017 TALK TO ANYONE 699 00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:38,008 AND I'M A NERD, LIKE, I TAKE 700 00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:38,008 THAT STUFF REALLY SERIOUSLY. 701 00:17:38,008 --> 00:17:40,014 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU COULD GET 702 00:17:38,008 --> 00:17:40,014 ARRESTED 703 00:17:40,014 --> 00:17:41,016 >> I WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T TELL 704 00:17:40,014 --> 00:17:41,016 YOU. 705 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,011 IT'S A PART, BUT I'M NOT 706 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,011 ALLOWED TO TELL YOU WHAT IT IS 707 00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:44,021 >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE DOING THIS 708 00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:44,021 WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING, LOOKING 709 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,003 AT THE ROAD. 710 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,003 >> YES, YES. 711 00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:50,012 >> Jimmy: I CAN TELL YOU WHERE 712 00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:50,012 IT IS -- 713 00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:51,018 LOOK AT THE ROAD, KRISTEN, LOOK 714 00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:51,018 AT THE ROAD. 715 00:17:51,018 --> 00:17:53,017 YOU'RE DRIVING 716 00:17:51,018 --> 00:17:53,017 [ LAUGHTER ] 717 00:17:53,017 --> 00:17:54,020 >> YEAH. 718 00:17:53,017 --> 00:17:54,020 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. 719 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,025 SO THEN, YOU MET WITH HER AND 720 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,025 SHE SAID, "WE'D LIKE YOU FOR 721 00:17:55,025 --> 00:17:58,010 THIS?" 722 00:17:55,025 --> 00:17:58,010 >> WELL, I HAD TO GO DO LIKE A 723 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,013 A SCREEN TEST READING THING IN 724 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,013 LONDON 725 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:02,016 SO I HAD TO LIKE FLY TO LONDON 726 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:02,016 AND EVEN MY FRIENDS, I'M LIKE, 727 00:18:02,016 --> 00:18:03,028 "I'M GOING TO LONDON, I CAN'T 728 00:18:02,016 --> 00:18:03,028 DISCUSS ANYTHING, I CAN'T TELL 729 00:18:03,028 --> 00:18:07,026 YOU WHY I'M GOING. 730 00:18:03,028 --> 00:18:07,026 >> Jimmy: KRISTEN, YOU'RE ON A 731 00:18:07,026 --> 00:18:10,008 A JET SKI. 732 00:18:07,026 --> 00:18:10,008 I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING, WHOA 733 00:18:10,008 --> 00:18:16,002 [ LAUGHTER ] 734 00:18:10,008 --> 00:18:16,002 >> I GET PARANOID THAT THE 735 00:18:16,002 --> 00:18:17,008 WARNER BROS. POLICE ARE GOING 736 00:18:16,002 --> 00:18:17,008 TO ARREST ME 737 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,028 >> Jimmy: WHO DO YOU PLAY IN 738 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,028 THE MOVIE? 739 00:18:18,028 --> 00:18:22,020 WHAT CAN WE SAY WITHOUT 740 00:18:18,028 --> 00:18:22,020 SPOILING ANYTHING? 741 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:27,001 >> I'M SO SCARED 742 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:27,001 I'M PLAYING CHEETAH. 743 00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:28,011 >> Jimmy: I LOVE CHEETAH BY THE 744 00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:28,011 WAY, I THINK IT'S PERFECT, I 745 00:18:28,011 --> 00:18:32,001 LOVE IT. 746 00:18:28,011 --> 00:18:32,001 >> SHE STARTS OFF VERY AS 747 00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:34,026 DIANA'S FRIEND, AND SHE'S VERY 748 00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:34,026 SHY AND AWKWARD, AND THEN, 749 00:18:34,026 --> 00:18:42,005 LATER BECOMES -- 750 00:18:34,026 --> 00:18:42,005 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU CAN 751 00:18:42,005 --> 00:18:43,007 SAY. 752 00:18:42,005 --> 00:18:43,007 I DON'T WANT TO -- YOU'RE 753 00:18:43,007 --> 00:18:44,008 REALLY GOOD, YOU'RE FREAKY, 754 00:18:43,007 --> 00:18:44,008 YOU'RE CRYING BLOOD. 755 00:18:44,008 --> 00:18:46,002 [ LAUGHTER ] 756 00:18:44,008 --> 00:18:46,002 I DON'T WANT TO RUIN ANYTHING 757 00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:47,010 EITHER 758 00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:47,010 SO DON'T SAY ANYTHING MORE 759 00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:53,017 DID YOU DO CRAZY STUNTS AND 760 00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:53,017 ACTION 761 00:18:53,017 --> 00:18:54,019 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU IN 762 00:18:53,017 --> 00:18:54,019 THERE, I KNOW YOU AS 763 00:18:54,019 --> 00:18:55,020 KRISTEN WIIG 764 00:18:54,019 --> 00:18:55,020 I MEAN, YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND 765 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,022 YOU'RE JUST AWESOME IN 766 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,022 EVERYTHING, I JUST LOVE YOU. 767 00:18:57,022 --> 00:18:58,028 BUT THIS WAS TOTALLY, LIKE 768 00:18:57,022 --> 00:18:58,028 DUDE, YOU KICKED BUTT IN THIS, 769 00:18:58,028 --> 00:19:05,029 YOU AND WONDER WOMAN, OH, IT'S 770 00:18:58,028 --> 00:19:05,029 FANTASTIC. 771 00:19:05,029 --> 00:19:07,004 >> IT WAS REALLY FUN 772 00:19:05,029 --> 00:19:07,004 >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO 773 00:19:07,004 --> 00:19:08,018 STUNTS NOW AND STUFF 774 00:19:07,004 --> 00:19:08,018 >> I MEAN, THERE WAS A LOT OF 775 00:19:08,018 --> 00:19:09,014 TRAINING, I MEAN, I'M NOT 776 00:19:08,018 --> 00:19:09,014 LIKE - 777 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:11,008 >> Jimmy: IF I NAME A STUNT, 778 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:11,008 COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT IT IS 779 00:19:11,008 --> 00:19:14,019 >> OH, SURE. 780 00:19:11,008 --> 00:19:14,019 >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT DECK THE 781 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:21,003 HALLS. 782 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:21,003 >> YEP 783 00:19:21,003 --> 00:19:26,017 THAT, THAT IS A LOT OF ARMS. 784 00:19:21,003 --> 00:19:26,017 >> Jimmy: YEP. 785 00:19:26,017 --> 00:19:29,026 2/3 NELSON 786 00:19:26,017 --> 00:19:29,026 >> OH, BOY, THAT'S AN OLDIE. 787 00:19:29,026 --> 00:19:31,025 >> Jimmy: OKAY 788 00:19:29,026 --> 00:19:31,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 789 00:19:31,025 --> 00:19:35,011 HOW ABOUT -- LOBSTER PUNCH 790 00:19:31,025 --> 00:19:35,011 >> THE LOBSTER PUNCH, THAT'S 791 00:19:35,011 --> 00:19:36,006 ONLY BEEN DONE A COUPLE OF 792 00:19:35,011 --> 00:19:36,006 TIMES. 793 00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:41,010 >> Jimmy: OKAY 794 00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:41,010 THIS IS AMAZING STUFF FOR 795 00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:44,022 ANYONE WATCHING. 796 00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:44,022 >> YEAH, THE LOBSTER PUNCH IS 797 00:19:44,022 --> 00:19:46,013 HARD 798 00:19:44,022 --> 00:19:46,013 IT'S MORE OF A CLAW ACTION 799 00:19:46,013 --> 00:19:49,015 >> Jimmy: THAN A PUNCH 800 00:19:46,013 --> 00:19:49,015 >> THAN A PUNCH. 801 00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:50,026 WELL, IT'S LIKE TOGETHER 802 00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:50,026 IT'S REALLY HARD, THAT'S WHY 803 00:19:50,026 --> 00:19:54,014 THEY RARELY DO IT. 804 00:19:50,026 --> 00:19:54,014 >> Jimmy: THEY DESCRIBED IT 805 00:19:54,014 --> 00:19:55,022 WELL THEN, YEAH. 806 00:19:54,014 --> 00:19:55,022 A LOBSTER PUNCH. 807 00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:57,028 THE CHATTANOOGA CHOO-CHOO? 808 00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:57,028 >> OH, YEAH. 809 00:19:57,028 --> 00:20:01,004 FROM THE 1930s 810 00:19:57,028 --> 00:20:01,004 [ LAUGHTER ] 811 00:20:01,004 --> 00:20:02,028 THE 1930S. 812 00:20:01,004 --> 00:20:02,028 >> Jimmy: OH, WELL, YOU DID 813 00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:06,008 THIS 814 00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:06,008 ANYTHING GO. 815 00:20:06,008 --> 00:20:12,008 YOU SQUARE UP TO YOUR OPPONENT, 816 00:20:06,008 --> 00:20:12,008 AND YOU TAP DANCE LIKE THIS. 817 00:20:12,008 --> 00:20:15,007 >> AND YOU HIT THEM ON THE HEAD 818 00:20:12,008 --> 00:20:15,007 WITH A TAMBOURINE. 819 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,016 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 820 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,016 EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE 821 00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:19,001 HERE IS KRISTEN WIIG IN "WONDER 822 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,001 WOMAN 1984," TAKE A LOOK AT 823 00:20:17,025 --> 00:20:19,001 THIS 824 00:20:24,009 --> 00:20:25,025 >> HEY JAKE. 825 00:20:24,009 --> 00:20:25,025 JAKE, HI, CAN YOU -- HI, I 826 00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:39,005 KNOW, WALK MUCH? 827 00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:39,005 THE LATCH OF MY -- 828 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,014 >> GOOD MORNING. 829 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,014 >> HI, THANK YOU 830 00:20:42,014 --> 00:20:44,015 >> DIANA PRINCE, CULTURAL 831 00:20:42,014 --> 00:20:44,015 ANTHROPOLOGY AND ARCHEOLOGY. 832 00:20:44,015 --> 00:20:45,022 >> BARBARA MINERVA, GEOLOGY, 833 00:20:44,015 --> 00:20:45,022 GEMOLOGY, LITHOLOGY AND 834 00:20:45,022 --> 00:20:50,023 PART-TIME CRYPTOZOOLOGIST. 835 00:20:45,022 --> 00:20:50,023 >> OH, WOW 836 00:20:50,023 --> 00:20:52,016 >> KEPT BUSY IN COLLEGE. 837 00:20:50,023 --> 00:20:52,016 SORRY, IT'S THESE HEELS, YOU 838 00:20:52,016 --> 00:20:53,023 KNOW 839 00:20:52,016 --> 00:20:53,023 JUST STUPID. 840 00:20:53,023 --> 00:21:02,023 SCIENTISTS DON'T WEAR HEELS. 841 00:20:53,023 --> 00:21:02,023 >> SOMETIMES WE DO 842 00:21:02,023 --> 00:21:05,012 >> RIGHT 843 00:21:02,023 --> 00:21:05,012 >> HAVE A NICE DAY 844 00:21:05,012 --> 00:21:07,019 >> THE HEELS ARE COOL, I LIKE 845 00:21:05,012 --> 00:21:07,019 THOSE, ANIMAL PRINT. 846 00:21:07,019 --> 00:21:13,007 [ APPLAUSE ] 847 00:21:07,019 --> 00:21:13,007 >> Jimmy: "WONDER WOMAN 1984" 848 00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:16,017 WILL BE IN SELECT THEATERS AND 849 00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:16,017 IMAX ON CHRISTMAS DAY, WHAT 850 00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:19,004 A CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 851 00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:19,004 IT WILL BE AVAILABLE THE SAME 852 00:21:19,004 --> 00:21:20,008 DAY ON HBO MAX 853 00:21:19,004 --> 00:21:20,008 MORE WITH KRISTEN WIIG WHEN WE 854 00:21:20,008 --> 00:21:21,029 COME BACK. 855 00:21:20,008 --> 00:21:21,029 STICK AROUND 856 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:43,008 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 857 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:43,008 ♪ 858 00:21:43,008 --> 00:21:45,003 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 859 00:21:43,008 --> 00:21:45,003 TONIGHT SHOW." 860 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:46,029 I'M HERE WITH THE HILARIOUS 861 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:46,029 KRISTEN WIIG 862 00:21:46,029 --> 00:21:52,010 RIGHT HERE 863 00:21:46,029 --> 00:21:52,010 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 864 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:54,020 "WONDER WOMAN 1984." 865 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:54,020 NOW KRISTEN, WE ALWAYS DO 866 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,028 SOMETHING FUN WHEN YOU'RE ON 867 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,028 THE SHOW 868 00:21:55,028 --> 00:21:57,005 WITH THAT IN MIND, IT'S TIME 869 00:21:55,028 --> 00:21:57,005 FOR THE "MIMIC CHALLENGE!" 870 00:21:57,005 --> 00:21:59,009 ♪ MIMIC CHALLENGE 871 00:21:57,005 --> 00:21:59,009 MIMIC MIMI 872 00:21:59,009 --> 00:22:04,023 CHALLENGE YEAH ♪ 873 00:21:59,009 --> 00:22:04,023 ALL RIGHT, NOW, HERE'S HOW IT 874 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,007 WORKS. 875 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,007 WE HAVE A BUNCH OF ITEMS TO 876 00:22:06,007 --> 00:22:09,002 MAKE NOISE WITH. 877 00:22:06,007 --> 00:22:09,002 WE'RE GONNA TAKE TURNS MAKING 878 00:22:09,002 --> 00:22:12,006 A SOUND WITH AN OBJECT, AND 879 00:22:09,002 --> 00:22:12,006 THEN THE OTHER PERSON HAS TO 880 00:22:12,006 --> 00:22:15,022 IMMEDIATELY MATCH THAT SOUND AS 881 00:22:12,006 --> 00:22:15,022 PRECISELY AS THEY CAN. 882 00:22:15,022 --> 00:22:17,004 >> I'M SO BAD AT THIS. 883 00:22:15,022 --> 00:22:17,004 I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID YES TO 884 00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:22,008 THIS 885 00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:22,008 >> Jimmy: I THINK -- 886 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,014 >> NO, I'M SO -- OKAY, WE'LL 887 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,014 SEE. 888 00:22:24,014 --> 00:22:25,019 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GONNA, YEAH -- 889 00:22:24,014 --> 00:22:25,019 WE'RE GONNA MATCH THE SOUND 890 00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:26,017 EFFECT 891 00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:26,017 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING IT ON 892 00:22:26,017 --> 00:22:28,002 TIKTOK 893 00:22:26,017 --> 00:22:28,002 I'VE SEEN IT 894 00:22:28,002 --> 00:22:29,014 IT'S FUNNY 895 00:22:28,002 --> 00:22:29,014 IT'S FUN 896 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,018 I WILL MAKE THE FIRST NOISE, 897 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,018 AND THEN I'LL SAY "KRISTEN, 898 00:22:30,018 --> 00:22:35,008 MAKE THIS SOUND. 899 00:22:30,018 --> 00:22:35,008 >> OKAY. 900 00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:37,001 >> Jimmy: THEN YOU'LL SAY IT 901 00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:37,001 >> BUT I'M WATCHING WHAT YOU - 902 00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:38,014 >> Jimmy: YES, YOU'RE WATCHING 903 00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:38,014 I'LL SAY, "KRISTEN MAKE THIS 904 00:22:38,014 --> 00:22:41,012 SOUND, I'LL DO THE SOUND AND 905 00:22:38,014 --> 00:22:41,012 THEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT 906 00:22:41,012 --> 00:22:42,018 >> OKAY. 907 00:22:41,012 --> 00:22:42,018 >> Jimmy: READY? 908 00:22:42,018 --> 00:22:45,008 >> YEAH. 909 00:22:42,018 --> 00:22:45,008 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 910 00:22:45,008 --> 00:22:46,010 >> Jimmy: KRISTEN, MAKE THIS 911 00:22:45,008 --> 00:22:46,010 SOUND. 912 00:22:46,010 --> 00:22:52,017 [ CLICKING ] 913 00:22:46,010 --> 00:22:52,017 [ CLICKING ] 914 00:22:52,017 --> 00:22:53,024 [ BELL RING 915 00:22:52,017 --> 00:22:53,024 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 916 00:22:53,024 --> 00:22:54,029 WHAT 917 00:22:53,024 --> 00:22:54,029 THAT WAS FANTASTIC 918 00:22:54,029 --> 00:22:57,001 ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS IS YOUR 919 00:22:54,029 --> 00:22:57,001 TURN, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 920 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,017 >> OKAY. 921 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,017 JIMMY, I WANT YOU TO MAKE THIS 922 00:22:58,017 --> 00:23:05,000 SOUND. 923 00:22:58,017 --> 00:23:05,000 [ ZIPPER SOUND ] 924 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 [ ZIPPER SOUND ] 925 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 [ BELL RING 926 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,015 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 927 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,015 THAT WAS GOOD. 928 00:23:08,015 --> 00:23:14,012 >> Jimmy: KRISTEN, MAKE THIS 929 00:23:08,015 --> 00:23:14,012 SOUND. 930 00:23:14,012 --> 00:23:19,016 [ TEARING SOUND 931 00:23:14,012 --> 00:23:19,016 [ TEARING SOUND 932 00:23:19,016 --> 00:23:20,016 [ BELL RING 933 00:23:19,016 --> 00:23:20,016 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 934 00:23:20,016 --> 00:23:21,021 >> JIMMY, PLEASE MAKE THIS 935 00:23:20,016 --> 00:23:21,021 SOUND. 936 00:23:21,021 --> 00:23:30,001 [ CLAPPING ] 937 00:23:21,021 --> 00:23:30,001 [ CLAPPING ] 938 00:23:30,001 --> 00:23:31,014 [ BELL RING 939 00:23:30,001 --> 00:23:31,014 [ LAUGHTER ] 940 00:23:31,014 --> 00:23:37,025 OH, MY GOD 941 00:23:31,014 --> 00:23:37,025 >> Jimmy: KRISTEN, MAKE THIS 942 00:23:37,025 --> 00:23:45,016 SOUND. 943 00:23:37,025 --> 00:23:45,016 [ SQUEAKING 944 00:23:45,016 --> 00:23:46,016 [ SQUEAKING 945 00:23:45,016 --> 00:23:46,016 [ BELL RING 946 00:23:46,016 --> 00:23:47,019 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 947 00:23:46,016 --> 00:23:47,019 [ LAUGHTER ] 948 00:23:47,019 --> 00:23:49,021 >> SO BAD. 949 00:23:47,019 --> 00:23:49,021 TERRIBLE 950 00:23:49,021 --> 00:23:53,016 OKAY, JIMMY, PLEASE MAKE THIS 951 00:23:49,021 --> 00:23:53,016 SOUND. 952 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:58,014 [ SHAKING SOUND 953 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:58,014 [ SHAKING SOUND 954 00:23:58,014 --> 00:24:02,025 [ BELL RING 955 00:23:58,014 --> 00:24:02,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 956 00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:04,005 >> Jimmy: SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 957 00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:04,005 >> YES 958 00:24:04,005 --> 00:24:07,023 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, KRISTEN, 959 00:24:04,005 --> 00:24:07,023 MAKE THIS SOUND. 960 00:24:07,023 --> 00:24:11,021 [ SQUEAKY TOY SOUND] 961 00:24:07,023 --> 00:24:11,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 962 00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:18,001 >> WAIT, DO IT AGAIN 963 00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:18,001 [ SQUEAKY TOY SOUND] 964 00:24:18,001 --> 00:24:19,004 [ SQUEAKY TOY SOUND] [ BELL 965 00:24:18,001 --> 00:24:19,004 RING ] 966 00:24:19,004 --> 00:24:20,029 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 967 00:24:19,004 --> 00:24:20,029 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 968 00:24:20,029 --> 00:24:22,012 YOU'RE ACTUALLY PHENOMENAL AT 969 00:24:20,029 --> 00:24:22,012 THIS 970 00:24:22,012 --> 00:24:23,011 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, HOW GREAT 971 00:24:22,012 --> 00:24:23,011 YOU ARE. 972 00:24:23,011 --> 00:24:26,016 >> OH, COME ON 973 00:24:23,011 --> 00:24:26,016 OKAY, READY? 974 00:24:26,016 --> 00:24:33,003 >> Jimmy: YEAH 975 00:24:26,016 --> 00:24:33,003 >> MAKE THIS SOUND 976 00:24:33,003 --> 00:24:34,010 [ KNOCKING ] 977 00:24:33,003 --> 00:24:34,010 [ KNOCKING ] 978 00:24:34,010 --> 00:24:35,019 [ BELL RING 979 00:24:34,010 --> 00:24:35,019 >> THAT WAS AMAZING. 980 00:24:35,019 --> 00:24:37,002 >> Jimmy: NOT BAD? 981 00:24:35,019 --> 00:24:37,002 >> NO, THAT WAS GOOD 982 00:24:37,002 --> 00:24:38,001 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A 983 00:24:37,002 --> 00:24:38,001 A TICK-TOCKY 984 00:24:38,001 --> 00:24:39,011 >> THAT WAS GOOD 985 00:24:38,001 --> 00:24:39,011 >> Jimmy: I GOT TICK-TOCKY IN 986 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:40,008 THERE. 987 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:40,008 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 988 00:24:40,008 --> 00:24:40,029 KRISTEN -- 989 00:24:40,008 --> 00:24:40,029 >> WAIT, WHICH PART? 990 00:24:40,029 --> 00:24:42,028 THE WHOLE THING? 991 00:24:40,029 --> 00:24:42,028 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 992 00:24:42,028 --> 00:24:45,012 THAT'LL BE TOO HARD. 993 00:24:42,028 --> 00:24:45,012 HOW ABOUT THIS PART. 994 00:24:45,012 --> 00:24:46,020 READY? 995 00:24:45,012 --> 00:24:46,020 >> OKAY. 996 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:50,028 KRISTEN, MAKE THIS SOUND 997 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:50,028 [ POURING WATER 998 00:24:50,028 --> 00:24:56,005 [ POURING WATER 999 00:24:50,028 --> 00:24:56,005 [ BELL RING 1000 00:24:56,005 --> 00:25:04,018 [ LAUGHTER ] 1001 00:24:56,005 --> 00:25:04,018 >> OKAY. 1002 00:25:04,018 --> 00:25:08,006 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1003 00:25:04,018 --> 00:25:08,006 >> JIMMY 1004 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:10,005 >> Jimmy: YES. 1005 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:10,005 >> READY 1006 00:25:10,005 --> 00:25:14,006 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1007 00:25:10,005 --> 00:25:14,006 >> MAKE THIS SOUND 1008 00:25:14,006 --> 00:25:19,004 WAIT, HOLD ON. 1009 00:25:14,006 --> 00:25:19,004 [ RIP SOUND 1010 00:25:19,004 --> 00:25:30,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 1011 00:25:19,004 --> 00:25:30,025 >> Jimmy: CAN I HEAR IT ONE 1012 00:25:30,025 --> 00:25:36,029 MORE TIME? 1013 00:25:30,025 --> 00:25:36,029 >> YES 1014 00:25:36,029 --> 00:25:44,028 [ RIP SOUND 1015 00:25:36,029 --> 00:25:44,028 [ RIP SOUND 1016 00:25:44,028 --> 00:25:46,008 [ BELL RING 1017 00:25:44,028 --> 00:25:46,008 >> YES 1018 00:25:46,008 --> 00:25:47,023 >> Jimmy: NOT BAD? 1019 00:25:46,008 --> 00:25:47,023 >> THAT WAS GOOD 1020 00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:49,004 THAT WAS GOOD. 1021 00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:49,004 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, KRISTEN, 1022 00:25:49,004 --> 00:25:50,009 MAKE THIS SOUND. 1023 00:25:49,004 --> 00:25:50,009 [ BUZZ ] 1024 00:25:50,009 --> 00:25:58,004 [ BUZZ ] 1025 00:25:50,009 --> 00:25:58,004 [ BELL RING 1026 00:25:58,004 --> 00:26:04,024 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1027 00:25:58,004 --> 00:26:04,024 >> OKAY. 1028 00:26:04,024 --> 00:26:15,013 MAKE THIS SOUND. 1029 00:26:04,024 --> 00:26:15,013 [ CLICK 1030 00:26:15,013 --> 00:26:23,025 [ CLICK 1031 00:26:15,013 --> 00:26:23,025 [ BELL RING 1032 00:26:23,025 --> 00:26:26,007 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1033 00:26:23,025 --> 00:26:26,007 THAT WAS HARD. 1034 00:26:26,007 --> 00:26:27,020 THAT WAS REALLY HARD 1035 00:26:26,007 --> 00:26:27,020 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 1036 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,015 KRISTEN, MAKE THIS SOUND 1037 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,015 [ HORN ] 1038 00:26:28,015 --> 00:26:29,002 >> DO IT AGAIN 1039 00:26:28,015 --> 00:26:29,002 [ HORN ] 1040 00:26:29,002 --> 00:26:30,012 [ HORN ] 1041 00:26:29,002 --> 00:26:30,012 [ BELL RING 1042 00:26:30,012 --> 00:26:38,001 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1043 00:26:30,012 --> 00:26:38,001 OKAY 1044 00:26:38,001 --> 00:26:39,000 THIS IS YOUR LAST ONE. 1045 00:26:38,001 --> 00:26:39,000 THIS WILL PROBABLY BE MY 1046 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,019 FAVORITE 1047 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,019 >> Jimmy: I GOT TO NAIL THIS 1048 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,011 ONE. 1049 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,011 >> CAN'T BELIEVE I DON'T OWN 1050 00:26:44,011 --> 00:26:49,018 ONE OF THESE 1051 00:26:44,011 --> 00:26:49,018 [ HORN BEEPING ] 1052 00:26:49,018 --> 00:26:52,003 [ HORN BEEPING ] 1053 00:26:49,018 --> 00:26:52,003 [ BELL RINGING ] 1054 00:26:52,003 --> 00:26:53,001 >> Jimmy: REALLY, NOT BAD? 1055 00:26:52,003 --> 00:26:53,001 ALL RIGHT, I TRIED 1056 00:26:53,001 --> 00:26:54,006 >> THAT WAS AMAZING. 1057 00:26:53,001 --> 00:26:54,006 >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU CRUSH AT 1058 00:26:54,006 --> 00:26:54,026 THIS 1059 00:26:54,006 --> 00:26:54,026 KRISTEN WIIG, EVERYBODY! 1060 00:26:54,026 --> 00:26:56,001 "WONDER WOMAN 1984" WILL BE IN 1061 00:26:54,026 --> 00:26:56,001 SELECT THEATERS AND IMAX ON 1062 00:26:56,001 --> 00:26:56,028 DECEMBER 25th, AND ON HBO MAX 1063 00:26:56,001 --> 00:26:56,028 THE SAME DAY 1064 00:26:56,028 --> 00:26:57,028 AND WATCH KRISTEN HOST 1065 00:26:56,028 --> 00:26:57,028 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS 1066 00:26:57,028 --> 00:27:02,000 WEEKEND. 1067 00:26:57,028 --> 00:27:02,000 WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE 1068 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:26,022 "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 1069 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:26,022 ♪ 1070 00:27:26,022 --> 00:27:28,005 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST HAS WON 1071 00:27:26,022 --> 00:27:28,005 COUNTLESS AWARDS AS THE HOST OF 1072 00:27:28,005 --> 00:27:30,017 "THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW," WHICH 1073 00:27:28,005 --> 00:27:30,017 AIRS FRIDAYS AT 11:00 P.M. ON 1074 00:27:30,017 --> 00:27:35,014 BBC AMERICA. 1075 00:27:30,017 --> 00:27:35,014 HERE IS GRAHAM NORTON! 1076 00:27:35,014 --> 00:27:39,026 GRAHAM NORTON, WOW 1077 00:27:35,014 --> 00:27:39,026 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 1078 00:27:39,026 --> 00:27:43,001 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING OUR 1079 00:27:39,026 --> 00:27:43,001 GUEST. 1080 00:27:43,001 --> 00:27:44,016 NORMALLY, WE -- OUR TIME 1081 00:27:43,001 --> 00:27:44,016 DIFFERENCE, WE -- THERE WAS NO 1082 00:27:44,016 --> 00:27:46,014 WAY YOU CAN COME THERE, AND I 1083 00:27:44,016 --> 00:27:46,014 WOULD GO THERE 1084 00:27:46,014 --> 00:27:49,019 >> YEAH, EXACTLY 1085 00:27:46,014 --> 00:27:49,019 SO, THIS IS PERFECT. 1086 00:27:49,019 --> 00:27:50,024 IT'S ONE OF THE FEW THINGS OF 1087 00:27:49,019 --> 00:27:50,024 LOCKDOWN, IS I GET TO TALK 1088 00:27:50,024 --> 00:27:53,000 TO - 1089 00:27:50,024 --> 00:27:53,000 IT'S WEIRD THAT THERE ARE SO 1090 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,005 FEW OF US WHO DO THE SAME JOB, 1091 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,005 BUT WE NEVER REALLY GET TO TALK 1092 00:27:56,005 --> 00:28:00,003 TO EACH OTHER. 1093 00:27:56,005 --> 00:28:00,003 BUT NOW, WE DO 1094 00:28:00,003 --> 00:28:02,000 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1095 00:28:00,003 --> 00:28:02,000 AND JUST LIKE ME, YOU, AS WELL, 1096 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,021 HOSTED YOUR SHOW FROM HOME FOR 1097 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,021 A PERIOD OF TIME DURING THE 1098 00:28:03,021 --> 00:28:09,018 PANDEMIC 1099 00:28:03,021 --> 00:28:09,018 I ALREADY LIKE YOUR FACE 1100 00:28:09,018 --> 00:28:11,023 >> IT WAS AWFUL. 1101 00:28:09,018 --> 00:28:11,023 >> Jimmy: WHAT 1102 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,009 COME ON! 1103 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,009 >> OH, IT WAS SO BORING. 1104 00:28:13,009 --> 00:28:15,009 I DID NOT GET INTO SHOW 1105 00:28:13,009 --> 00:28:15,009 BUSINESS TO PUT MY OWN MIC ON. 1106 00:28:15,009 --> 00:28:20,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 1107 00:28:15,009 --> 00:28:20,009 ALSO, I WAS SO BAD AT IT 1108 00:28:20,009 --> 00:28:23,018 OUR SHOW IS LIKE 45 MINUTES 1109 00:28:20,009 --> 00:28:23,018 LONG 1110 00:28:23,018 --> 00:28:27,006 THE FIRST ONE TOOK SEVEN HOURS 1111 00:28:23,018 --> 00:28:27,006 I'M NOT JOKING 1112 00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:28,015 IT TOOK SEVEN HOURS TO DO, AND 1113 00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:28,015 THAT WAS, KIND OF, ALL ME, ALL 1114 00:28:28,015 --> 00:28:32,013 MY FAULT 1115 00:28:28,015 --> 00:28:32,013 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE WHAT -- 1116 00:28:32,013 --> 00:28:34,016 YOU'RE SCREWING UP, OR YOU JUST 1117 00:28:32,013 --> 00:28:34,016 DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK OR 1118 00:28:34,016 --> 00:28:37,017 PAUSING OR - 1119 00:28:34,016 --> 00:28:37,017 >> OH, IT'S LIKE, "ARE YOU 1120 00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:41,018 RECORDING IT IN HD?" 1121 00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:41,018 I DON'T KNOW 1122 00:28:41,018 --> 00:28:42,026 DID YOU GET THE THING WHERE YOU 1123 00:28:41,018 --> 00:28:42,026 HAVE TO TELL THE CELEBRITIES TO 1124 00:28:42,026 --> 00:28:48,021 STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH 1125 00:28:42,026 --> 00:28:48,021 THEY ENJOYED LOCKDOWN? 1126 00:28:48,021 --> 00:28:52,016 THEY'RE GOING, YOU KNOW, "OH, 1127 00:28:48,021 --> 00:28:52,016 I'M SO LOVING IT 1128 00:28:52,016 --> 00:28:55,011 I GET TO GO TO THE GYM." 1129 00:28:52,016 --> 00:28:55,011 IT'S LIKE, "WHAT GYM 1130 00:28:55,011 --> 00:28:56,018 THE GYM IS CLOSED. 1131 00:28:55,011 --> 00:28:56,018 YOU KNOW, "THEY PREPARED 1132 00:28:56,018 --> 00:28:58,021 DINNER." 1133 00:28:56,018 --> 00:28:58,021 "WHO IS THEY?" 1134 00:28:58,021 --> 00:29:00,017 IS THAT YOUR MOTHER'S PREFERRED 1135 00:28:58,021 --> 00:29:00,017 PRONOUN? 1136 00:29:00,017 --> 00:29:05,023 AND THEY HAVE MOVIES IN THEIR 1137 00:29:00,017 --> 00:29:05,023 MOVIE THEATER. 1138 00:29:05,023 --> 00:29:07,021 >> Jimmy: I HAD A COUPLE TIMES, 1139 00:29:05,023 --> 00:29:07,021 TOO, WHERE I'M I'M TALKING TO 1140 00:29:07,021 --> 00:29:12,000 PEOPLE AND THEY SAID SOMETHING 1141 00:29:07,021 --> 00:29:12,000 THAT WAS VERY IMPORTANT, AND 1142 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,005 THEIR ZOOM CUT OUT, AND THEY 1143 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,005 DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THEIR ZOOM 1144 00:29:13,005 --> 00:29:17,004 CUT OUT. 1145 00:29:13,005 --> 00:29:17,004 AND THEY'RE GOING LIKE, "WELL, 1146 00:29:17,004 --> 00:29:21,009 I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT -- 1147 00:29:17,004 --> 00:29:21,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 1148 00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:23,011 AND THEN I'M JUST GOING LIKE, 1149 00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:23,011 "DO I NOD, OR DO I SHAKE MY 1150 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:26,007 HEAD "NO, THIS IS BAD OR GOOD? 1151 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:26,007 AND THEN, I FEEL SO BAD, BUT 1152 00:29:26,007 --> 00:29:29,011 I'M LIKE, "HI, DO YOU MIND JUST 1153 00:29:26,007 --> 00:29:29,011 DOING THAT ONE MORE TIME, 1154 00:29:29,011 --> 00:29:31,005 WHATEVER YOU JUST SAID?" 1155 00:29:29,011 --> 00:29:31,005 BECAUSE I DID NOT GET IT ON 1156 00:29:31,005 --> 00:29:34,006 TAPE 1157 00:29:31,005 --> 00:29:34,006 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, GOSH. 1158 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:36,025 AND THEY'RE CRYING 1159 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:36,025 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, NO. 1160 00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:38,012 [ LAUGHTER ] 1161 00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:38,012 >> YEAH, "TRY TO RECREATE THAT 1162 00:29:38,012 --> 00:29:40,006 MOMENT, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A 1163 00:29:38,012 --> 00:29:40,006 A PERFORMER. 1164 00:29:40,006 --> 00:29:42,015 >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. 1165 00:29:40,006 --> 00:29:42,015 >> AND ALSO, I LIKE THE BITS OF 1166 00:29:42,015 --> 00:29:44,014 THEIR HOUSE THEY CHOOSE TO SHOW 1167 00:29:42,015 --> 00:29:44,014 YOU, LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO LOOK 1168 00:29:44,014 --> 00:29:45,015 LIKE THEY'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED, 1169 00:29:44,014 --> 00:29:45,015 ARE ABOUT TO HOLD UP A 1170 00:29:45,015 --> 00:29:53,016 A NEWSPAPER WITH THAT DAY'S 1171 00:29:45,015 --> 00:29:53,016 DATE 1172 00:29:53,016 --> 00:29:55,002 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE HAVE 1173 00:29:53,016 --> 00:29:55,002 A COUPLE OF WRITERS THAT STILL 1174 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,011 HAVE THAT AS THEIR BACKGROUND, 1175 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,011 AND I'M LIKE, "JUST MOVE 1176 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:59,010 ANYWHERE ELSE. 1177 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:59,010 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "THIS IS THE 1178 00:29:59,010 --> 00:30:00,026 ONLY SPOT WE CAN GET AWAY FROM 1179 00:29:59,010 --> 00:30:00,026 OUR KIDS AND WHATEVER. 1180 00:30:00,026 --> 00:30:02,026 BUT, YEAH. 1181 00:30:00,026 --> 00:30:02,026 YOU FOR, I DON'T KNOW, GOOD 1182 00:30:02,026 --> 00:30:04,005 LIGHTING 1183 00:30:02,026 --> 00:30:04,005 I TRIED ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT 1184 00:30:04,005 --> 00:30:05,004 THINGS 1185 00:30:04,005 --> 00:30:05,004 AT ONE POINT, THERE WAS A GOOD 1186 00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:07,014 SHOT THAT I WOULD HAVE TO, 1187 00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:07,014 LIKE, LEAN DOWN INTO IT, LOOK 1188 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:10,021 UP AT THE SUN. 1189 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:10,021 ISN'T IT ODD THOUGH ALSO, NOT 1190 00:30:10,021 --> 00:30:14,010 HAVING AN AUDIENCE 1191 00:30:10,021 --> 00:30:14,010 YOU HAVE AN AUDIENCE NORMALLY 1192 00:30:14,010 --> 00:30:21,013 AROUND 600 PEOPLE, IS THAT 1193 00:30:14,010 --> 00:30:21,013 CORRECT? 1194 00:30:21,013 --> 00:30:28,003 >> YEAH, WE'RE LUCKY, WE HAVE 1195 00:30:21,013 --> 00:30:28,003 A REALLY BIG AUDIENCE. 1196 00:30:28,003 --> 00:30:30,003 AND THAT'S AMAZING 1197 00:30:28,003 --> 00:30:30,003 AS YOU KNOW, LIKE, WALKING OUT 1198 00:30:30,003 --> 00:30:31,007 TO THAT CHEERING, THAT 1199 00:30:30,003 --> 00:30:31,007 APPLAUSE, I MEAN, WE ARE A 1200 00:30:31,007 --> 00:30:32,023 A VORTEX OF NEED 1201 00:30:31,007 --> 00:30:32,023 THAT FILLS THE VOID FOR A FEW 1202 00:30:32,023 --> 00:30:34,018 SECONDS. 1203 00:30:32,023 --> 00:30:34,018 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1204 00:30:34,018 --> 00:30:35,025 >> BUT WE -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT 1205 00:30:34,018 --> 00:30:35,025 YOU HAVE NOW, WE HAVE A THING 1206 00:30:35,025 --> 00:30:36,021 WHERE WE GET A SOCIAL DISTANCED 1207 00:30:35,025 --> 00:30:36,021 AUDIENCE 1208 00:30:36,021 --> 00:30:40,021 SO IT'S ABOUT A HUNDRED PEOPLE 1209 00:30:36,021 --> 00:30:40,021 IN THE AUDIENCE. 1210 00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:42,010 AND IT'S -- I MEAN, NO OFFENSE 1211 00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:42,010 TO THEM, BUT IT'S AWFUL. 1212 00:30:42,010 --> 00:30:43,019 IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE EMPTYING 1213 00:30:42,010 --> 00:30:43,019 A BUCKET OF WET FISH OR 1214 00:30:43,019 --> 00:30:51,002 SOMETHING. 1215 00:30:43,019 --> 00:30:51,002 [ LAUGHTER ] 1216 00:30:51,002 --> 00:30:56,016 THERE YOU GO 1217 00:30:51,002 --> 00:30:56,016 THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH 1218 00:30:56,016 --> 00:30:59,009 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU ALSO DO 1219 00:30:56,016 --> 00:30:59,009 A GREAT THING ON YOUR SHOW 1220 00:30:59,009 --> 00:31:01,000 CALLED "RED CHAIR STORIES," AND 1221 00:30:59,009 --> 00:31:01,000 I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS 1222 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,013 CAN EXPLAIN WHAT THIS IS, AND 1223 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,013 WHERE THE IDEA CAME FROM 1224 00:31:05,013 --> 00:31:07,001 >> SO, IT'S A THING WHERE 1225 00:31:05,013 --> 00:31:07,001 PEOPLE FROM THE AUDIENCE SIT IN 1226 00:31:07,001 --> 00:31:08,007 A CHAIR, AND THEY TRY TO TELL, 1227 00:31:07,001 --> 00:31:08,007 LIKE, THEIR BEST, FUNNIEST 1228 00:31:08,007 --> 00:31:11,029 STORY. 1229 00:31:08,007 --> 00:31:11,029 THE STORY THEY TELL DOWN THE 1230 00:31:11,029 --> 00:31:14,021 PUB WITH THEIR FRIENDS 1231 00:31:11,029 --> 00:31:14,021 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1232 00:31:14,021 --> 00:31:18,009 IF IT BORES US, I'VE GOT A 1233 00:31:14,021 --> 00:31:18,009 A LEVER, AND I FLIP THEM 1234 00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:21,012 AND, IT BASICALLY BUILT -- 1235 00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:21,012 WE - 1236 00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:23,012 >> Jimmy: YOU FLIP THE CHAIR 1237 00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:23,012 BACK" >> I DON'T KNOW. 1238 00:31:23,012 --> 00:31:24,016 HONESTLY, WE SHOULD SELL THEM 1239 00:31:23,012 --> 00:31:24,016 FOR CHRISTMAS. 1240 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:26,000 WE SHOULD SELL THEM FOR 1241 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:26,000 CHRISTMAS. 1242 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,015 LIKE, GRANNY IS BORING, BORE 1243 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,015 OFF GRANNY, BOOM 1244 00:31:27,015 --> 00:31:31,014 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1245 00:31:27,015 --> 00:31:31,014 >> BUT WE BUILT IT -- WE BUILT 1246 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:33,005 IT, BECAUSE WE HAD THIS 1247 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:33,005 COMEDIAN ON, A BRITISH 1248 00:31:33,005 --> 00:31:39,005 COMEDIAN, HE'S GONE NOW, SADLY 1249 00:31:33,005 --> 00:31:39,005 RONNIE CORBETT 1250 00:31:39,005 --> 00:31:40,021 WELL, HE USED TO DO A BIT, 1251 00:31:39,005 --> 00:31:40,021 WHERE HE WOULD TELL A REALLY 1252 00:31:40,021 --> 00:31:43,004 LONG, RAMBLY STORY 1253 00:31:40,021 --> 00:31:43,004 AND HE WOULD DO IT IN A RED 1254 00:31:43,004 --> 00:31:45,019 CHAIR. 1255 00:31:43,004 --> 00:31:45,019 AND HE WAS COMING ON THE SHOW, 1256 00:31:45,019 --> 00:31:47,009 SO WE THOUGHT, "OH, LET'S GET 1257 00:31:45,019 --> 00:31:47,009 AUDIENCE MEMBERS TO TRY TO TELL 1258 00:31:47,009 --> 00:31:49,021 STORIES, AND WE'LL FLIP THEM 1259 00:31:47,009 --> 00:31:49,021 FUNNY, ONE SHOW, OUR LINE 1260 00:31:49,021 --> 00:31:52,013 PRODUCER THEN GOT IN TOUCH WITH 1261 00:31:49,021 --> 00:31:52,013 US AND SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT 1262 00:31:52,013 --> 00:31:54,021 CHAIR? 1263 00:31:52,013 --> 00:31:54,021 THAT WAS QUITE EXPENSIVE, IS 1264 00:31:54,021 --> 00:32:02,007 THERE ANY WAY WE COULD USE THAT 1265 00:31:54,021 --> 00:32:02,007 CHAIR AGAIN? 1266 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:03,027 >> Jimmy: "JUST TWICE WOULD 1267 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:03,027 EVEN MAKE ME HAPPY 1268 00:32:03,027 --> 00:32:05,006 JUST PLEASE, WE SPENT SO MUCH 1269 00:32:03,027 --> 00:32:05,006 MONEY ON THAT FLIPPING CHAIR, 1270 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:09,006 WE HAVE TO DO THIS BIT AGAIN." 1271 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:09,006 >> YEAH. 1272 00:32:09,006 --> 00:32:12,003 WE NEED SOME ECONOMY OF SCALE. 1273 00:32:09,006 --> 00:32:12,003 YEAH, SO NOW, IT'S BEEN GOOD 1274 00:32:12,003 --> 00:32:13,029 VALUE NOW, 'CAUSE WE DO IT 1275 00:32:12,003 --> 00:32:13,029 EVERY WEEK, SO, IT'S BEEN GOING 1276 00:32:13,029 --> 00:32:19,000 FOR YEARS. 1277 00:32:13,029 --> 00:32:19,000 >> Jimmy: I READ SOMEWHERE THAT 1278 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,006 YOU DON'T CONSIDER YOURSELF 1279 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,006 A GOOD INTERVIEWER, WHICH IS 1280 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:25,005 SURPRISING TO ME, BECAUSE I 1281 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:25,005 THINK YOU ARE A GREAT -- 1282 00:32:25,005 --> 00:32:27,008 >> WELL, I THINK -- ISN'T IT 1283 00:32:25,005 --> 00:32:27,008 THAT THING, THAT LIKE, I LIKE 1284 00:32:27,008 --> 00:32:28,025 CHATTING, I LIKE CHATTING TO 1285 00:32:27,008 --> 00:32:28,025 PEOPLE, THAT'S VERY NICE 1286 00:32:28,025 --> 00:32:31,020 BUT, LIKE, ANINTERVIEW TO ME 1287 00:32:28,025 --> 00:32:31,020 SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO GO 1288 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:36,020 SOMEWHERE OR GET SOME 1289 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:36,020 REVELATION 1290 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:39,001 I HAVE ZERO INTEREST 1291 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:39,001 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET THOSE 1292 00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:40,025 THINGS FROM, LIKE, THE PEOPLE, 1293 00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:40,025 IT'S LIKE, "OKAY, THEY DON'T 1294 00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:41,021 WANT TO TALK ABOUT THEIR 1295 00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:41,021 DATING 1296 00:32:41,021 --> 00:32:45,016 I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO 1297 00:32:41,021 --> 00:32:45,016 TALK ABOUT IT. 1298 00:32:45,016 --> 00:32:47,028 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1299 00:32:45,016 --> 00:32:47,028 >> I HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN WHO 1300 00:32:47,028 --> 00:32:50,004 THEY'RE DATING 1301 00:32:47,028 --> 00:32:50,004 So, WE JUST TALK ABOUT WHATEVER 1302 00:32:50,004 --> 00:32:53,009 THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT. 1303 00:32:50,004 --> 00:32:53,009 SO LONG AS WE HAVE A GOOD TIME 1304 00:32:53,009 --> 00:32:55,019 IF THEY'VE GOT SOME FUNNY 1305 00:32:53,009 --> 00:32:55,019 STORIES, I'M HAPPY 1306 00:32:55,019 --> 00:32:57,017 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I AGREE. 1307 00:32:55,019 --> 00:32:57,017 WHICH, I THINK INTERVIEWERS 1308 00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:59,002 ARE, KIND OF, YOU KNOW, BOOM 1309 00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:59,002 BOOM BOOM. 1310 00:32:59,002 --> 00:33:01,000 THAT'S NOT ME. 1311 00:32:59,002 --> 00:33:01,000 >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOUR SHOW 1312 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,002 WHO IS ON THE SHOW THIS WEEK 1313 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,002 IS THE BIG CHRISTMAS SHOW THIS 1314 00:33:03,002 --> 00:33:05,003 WEEK, OR NO? 1315 00:33:03,002 --> 00:33:05,003 >> IN BRITAIN, WE'RE TAPING OUR 1316 00:33:05,003 --> 00:33:09,002 BIG CHRISTMAS SHOW THIS WEEK, 1317 00:33:05,003 --> 00:33:09,002 AND IT'S GOOD. 1318 00:33:09,002 --> 00:33:10,028 WE GOT GEORGE CLOONEY ON IT. 1319 00:33:09,002 --> 00:33:10,028 VIOLA DAVIS IS ON IT 1320 00:33:10,028 --> 00:33:15,025 WHO ELSE 1321 00:33:10,028 --> 00:33:15,025 >> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. 1322 00:33:15,025 --> 00:33:17,021 MICHAEL SHEEN, DAVID TENNANT, 1323 00:33:15,025 --> 00:33:17,021 IT'S A GOOD ONE. 1324 00:33:17,021 --> 00:33:18,025 >> Jimmy: WELL, I LOVE YOUR 1325 00:33:17,021 --> 00:33:18,025 CHRISTMAS SHOWS, AND I ALSO 1326 00:33:18,025 --> 00:33:20,004 LOVE, JUST, CHRISTMAS MUSIC IN 1327 00:33:18,025 --> 00:33:20,004 THE U.K., I THINK IS ALMOST 1328 00:33:20,004 --> 00:33:20,026 BETTER THAN AMERICAN MUSIC FOR 1329 00:33:20,004 --> 00:33:20,026 ME 1330 00:33:20,026 --> 00:33:23,022 >> NO. 1331 00:33:20,026 --> 00:33:23,022 >> Jimmy: WELL, THERE'S SONGS 1332 00:33:23,022 --> 00:33:26,020 THAT I LOVE. 1333 00:33:23,022 --> 00:33:26,020 I MEAN, "DO THEY KNOW IT'S 1334 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:30,022 CHRISTMAS," "BAND-AID I'LL 1335 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:30,022 TAKE." 1336 00:33:30,022 --> 00:33:43,025 BUT I WILL TAKE "SLADE." 1337 00:33:30,022 --> 00:33:43,025 I THINK THERE'S -- 1338 00:33:43,025 --> 00:33:45,027 ♪ I WISH IT COULD 1339 00:33:43,025 --> 00:33:45,027 BE CHRISTMAS 1340 00:33:45,027 --> 00:33:48,019 EVERY DAY ♪ 1341 00:33:45,027 --> 00:33:48,019 YEAH, I LIKE THAT ONE. 1342 00:33:48,019 --> 00:33:50,005 >> YES, THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG 1343 00:33:48,019 --> 00:33:50,005 GROWING UP 1344 00:33:50,005 --> 00:33:51,014 I LOVED IT 1345 00:33:50,005 --> 00:33:51,014 >> Jimmy: REALLY 1346 00:33:51,014 --> 00:33:53,003 I LOVE THAT SONG, THAT'S NOT 1347 00:33:51,014 --> 00:33:53,003 BIG IN AMERICA AT ALL. 1348 00:33:53,003 --> 00:33:56,001 I LIKE "CAN YOU STOP THE 1349 00:33:53,003 --> 00:33:56,001 CAVALRY. 1350 00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:59,001 I LIKE CLIFF RICHARD, 1351 00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:59,001 "MISTLETOE AND WINE. 1352 00:33:59,001 --> 00:34:00,008 I WANTED TO SOMETHING -- I KNOW 1353 00:33:59,001 --> 00:34:00,008 CLIFF RICHARD IS NOT ON THE 1354 00:34:00,008 --> 00:34:10,018 SHOW, BUT I'M ASSUMING HE HAS 1355 00:34:00,008 --> 00:34:10,018 BEEN 1356 00:34:10,018 --> 00:34:12,004 >> YES 1357 00:34:10,018 --> 00:34:12,004 I WOULD LIKE TO SING A LITTLE 1358 00:34:12,004 --> 00:34:13,027 BIT OF THAT SONG FOR YOU, IF 1359 00:34:12,004 --> 00:34:13,027 THAT'S OKAY. 1360 00:34:13,027 --> 00:34:16,012 [ LAUGHTER ] 1361 00:34:13,027 --> 00:34:16,012 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK 1362 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,015 I'VE GOT TO PUT MY OWN WARDROBE 1363 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,015 ON 1364 00:34:17,015 --> 00:34:18,027 >> THAT'S DELIGHTFUL 1365 00:34:17,015 --> 00:34:18,027 >> Jimmy: OKAY 1366 00:34:18,027 --> 00:34:23,008 I'M GETTING CHANGED NOW. 1367 00:34:18,027 --> 00:34:23,008 >> DO PEOPLE IN AMERICA KNOW 1368 00:34:23,008 --> 00:34:26,011 WHO CLIFF RICHARD IS 1369 00:34:23,008 --> 00:34:26,011 >> Jimmy: NO, NOT REALLY 1370 00:34:26,011 --> 00:34:30,022 HE HAD ONE GIANT HIT HERE. 1371 00:34:26,011 --> 00:34:30,022 DID HE DO DUET WITH 1372 00:34:30,022 --> 00:34:35,023 OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN 1373 00:34:30,022 --> 00:34:35,023 OR NO. 1374 00:34:35,023 --> 00:34:40,011 >> HE DID "WIRED FOR SOUND," 1375 00:34:35,023 --> 00:34:40,011 BACK IN WALKMAN DAYS 1376 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:43,006 >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE IF I GOT 1377 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:43,006 THIS ON RIGHT. 1378 00:34:43,006 --> 00:34:45,008 SO, I WANTED TO DO THIS PART, I 1379 00:34:43,006 --> 00:34:45,008 LIKE "MISTLETOE AND WINE," BUT 1380 00:34:45,008 --> 00:34:46,029 DIDN'T WANT TO DO 1381 00:34:45,008 --> 00:34:46,029 CLIFF RICHARD'S PART 1382 00:34:46,029 --> 00:34:59,001 SO, I WANT TO DO THE CHOIR BOY 1383 00:34:46,029 --> 00:34:59,001 AT THE END, I WANT TO MAKE SURE 1384 00:34:59,001 --> 00:35:00,017 I HAVE THE RIGHT KEY 1385 00:34:59,001 --> 00:35:00,017 YOU CAN, AGAIN -- IT'S NOT EVEN 1386 00:35:00,017 --> 00:35:10,019 RECOGNIZING MY FACE, THAT'S HOW 1387 00:35:00,017 --> 00:35:10,019 AWFUL THIS IS. 1388 00:35:10,019 --> 00:35:17,009 ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. 1389 00:35:10,019 --> 00:35:17,009 ALL RIGHT. 1390 00:35:17,009 --> 00:35:18,026 ♪ CHRISTMAS TIM 1391 00:35:17,009 --> 00:35:18,026 MISTLETOE AN 1392 00:35:18,026 --> 00:35:22,006 WINE CHILDRE 1393 00:35:18,026 --> 00:35:22,006 SINGING CHRISTIAN RHYME ♪ 1394 00:35:22,006 --> 00:35:24,015 ♪ WITH LOGS O 1395 00:35:22,006 --> 00:35:24,015 THE FIRE AND 1396 00:35:24,015 --> 00:35:28,006 GIFTS ON THE TREE ♪ 1397 00:35:24,015 --> 00:35:28,006 ♪ A TIME TO REJOICE 1398 00:35:28,006 --> 00:35:33,007 IN THE GOO 1399 00:35:28,006 --> 00:35:33,007 THAT WE SEE ♪ 1400 00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:34,010 >> Jimmy: GRAHAM NORTON, 1401 00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:34,010 EVERYBODY. 1402 00:35:34,010 --> 00:35:36,003 "THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW" AIRS 1403 00:35:34,010 --> 00:35:36,003 FRIDAYS AT 11:00 P.M. ON BBC 1404 00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:40,017 AMERICA. 1405 00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:40,017 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 1406 00:35:40,017 --> 00:35:42,010 A PERFORMANCE FROM JACK HARLOW, 1407 00:35:40,017 --> 00:35:42,010 EVERYONE 1408 00:35:42,010 --> 00:35:43,016 STICK AROUND 1409 00:35:42,010 --> 00:35:43,016 CHRISTMAS TIME 1410 00:35:43,016 --> 00:36:04,008 ♪ 1411 00:35:43,016 --> 00:36:04,008 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST MADE 1412 00:36:04,008 --> 00:36:06,003 HIS TV DEBUT WITH US EARLIER 1413 00:36:04,008 --> 00:36:06,003 THIS YEAR AND JUST RECEIVED HIS 1414 00:36:06,003 --> 00:36:09,022 FIRST GRAMMY NOMINATION. 1415 00:36:06,003 --> 00:36:09,022 HEY! 1416 00:36:09,022 --> 00:36:13,015 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1417 00:36:09,022 --> 00:36:13,015 PERFORMING "RENDEZVOUS" AND 1418 00:36:13,015 --> 00:36:15,009 "WAY OUT" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, 1419 00:36:13,015 --> 00:36:15,009 "THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY," 1420 00:36:15,009 --> 00:36:16,015 HERE IS JACK HARLOW. 1421 00:36:15,009 --> 00:36:16,015 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1422 00:36:16,015 --> 00:36:23,015 ♪ 1423 00:36:16,015 --> 00:36:23,015 ♪ OH WHOA 1424 00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:25,012 HIT BO 1425 00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:25,012 I BECAME EXACTLY 1426 00:36:25,012 --> 00:36:27,000 WHAT I WANTED TO ♪ 1427 00:36:25,012 --> 00:36:27,000 ♪ I BECAME A MILLIONAIR 1428 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,025 AT TWENTY TW 1429 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,025 TELLING GIRLS I LOVE E 1430 00:36:29,025 --> 00:36:33,006 AND THEY LOVE ME TOO ♪ 1431 00:36:29,025 --> 00:36:33,006 ♪ I DON'T QUESTIO 1432 00:36:33,006 --> 00:36:34,025 IF THEY MEAN I 1433 00:36:33,006 --> 00:36:34,025 CAUSE I KNOW THEY DO ♪ 1434 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,008 ♪ STARTED BEING M 1435 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,008 WHEN I REALIZE 1436 00:36:36,008 --> 00:36:38,021 IT WAS OKAY TO ♪ 1437 00:36:36,008 --> 00:36:38,021 ♪ MIDDLE SCHOOL BUMPING 1438 00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:41,012 WAKA FLOCKA OLE DO 1439 00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:41,012 FIRST ALBUM AN 1440 00:36:41,012 --> 00:36:42,029 I KNOW JUST HOW ♪ 1441 00:36:41,012 --> 00:36:42,029 ♪ IT'S GONNA DEBU 1442 00:36:42,029 --> 00:36:44,011 TRACK THREE IS 1443 00:36:42,029 --> 00:36:44,011 WHERE I TELL HER 1444 00:36:44,011 --> 00:36:47,027 WE GONNA RENDEZVOUS ♪ 1445 00:36:44,011 --> 00:36:47,027 ♪ I'M SIGNED TO 1446 00:36:47,027 --> 00:36:50,015 THE GATEKEEPER 1447 00:36:47,027 --> 00:36:50,015 DON'T BELIEVE THE GOSSIP 1448 00:36:50,015 --> 00:36:52,017 CAUSE IT AIN'T TRUE ♪ 1449 00:36:50,015 --> 00:36:52,017 ♪ HALF OF THE DREAMS I HA 1450 00:36:52,017 --> 00:36:54,023 ALREADY CAME TRU 1451 00:36:52,017 --> 00:36:54,023 AND THEY NEVER TOLD ME 1452 00:36:54,023 --> 00:36:57,028 ANYTHING I COULDN'T DO ♪ 1453 00:36:54,023 --> 00:36:57,028 ♪ I GOT A MIRROR IN MY ROOM 1454 00:36:57,028 --> 00:36:59,017 I LIKE TO LOOK INT 1455 00:36:57,028 --> 00:36:59,017 AT SEVENTEEN I NEVER 1456 00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:01,013 THOUGHT THAT I WOULD ♪ 1457 00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:01,013 ♪ LOOK THIS CUT 1458 00:37:01,013 --> 00:37:03,018 CLASSMATES CAN'T BELIEVE 1459 00:37:01,013 --> 00:37:03,018 THE PLACE I TOOK IT TO ♪ 1460 00:37:03,018 --> 00:37:07,019 ♪ IF I DIDN'T RAP THEN 1461 00:37:03,018 --> 00:37:07,019 WOULD BE A GOOD MASSEUSE 1462 00:37:07,019 --> 00:37:09,018 FUN FACT BUT IT'S 1463 00:37:07,019 --> 00:37:09,018 HIDDEN TALENT CAUSE ♪ 1464 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:12,002 ♪ SHE RUBBING MY BACK 1465 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:12,002 ALL THESE DIFFERENT CITIES 1466 00:37:12,002 --> 00:37:14,018 I'M BECOMING SIDETRACKED 1467 00:37:12,002 --> 00:37:14,018 SHE LEAVING MY HOTEL ♪ 1468 00:37:14,018 --> 00:37:16,023 ♪ WEARING SOMETHING I PACKE 1469 00:37:14,018 --> 00:37:16,023 MY WARDROBE'S SPREAD 1470 00:37:16,023 --> 00:37:20,014 ACROSS THE WHOLE MAP ♪ 1471 00:37:16,023 --> 00:37:20,014 ♪ J.WISE USED TO BOOK M 1472 00:37:20,014 --> 00:37:22,016 FOR THE OPEN MIC 1473 00:37:20,014 --> 00:37:22,016 KILLS ME WHEN THEY ACT 1474 00:37:22,016 --> 00:37:25,004 LIKE THIS WAS OVERNIGHT ♪ 1475 00:37:22,016 --> 00:37:25,004 ♪ LIKE WE DIDN'T DO A 1476 00:37:25,004 --> 00:37:28,003 TOUR IN A TINY VAN 1477 00:37:25,004 --> 00:37:28,003 EIGHT DEEP AT THE SHOW 1478 00:37:28,003 --> 00:37:31,019 IT MIGHT BE EIGHT FANS ♪ 1479 00:37:28,003 --> 00:37:31,019 ♪ THAT BUILDS CHARACTER 1480 00:37:31,019 --> 00:37:33,027 SOMETHING Y'ALL COUL 1481 00:37:31,019 --> 00:37:33,027 PROBABLY USE MORE OF ♪ 1482 00:37:33,027 --> 00:37:35,029 ♪ IF I TOLD THE TRUTH TO HE 1483 00:37:33,027 --> 00:37:35,029 I KNOW SHE'D BE TORE U 1484 00:37:35,029 --> 00:37:37,018 THEY LOVE IT WHEN I RAP ♪ 1485 00:37:35,029 --> 00:37:37,018 ♪ AND I DON'T EVE 1486 00:37:37,018 --> 00:37:39,017 PUT A CHORUS 1487 00:37:37,018 --> 00:37:39,017 TURKEY ON CIABATTA 1488 00:37:39,017 --> 00:37:41,029 FROM THE DELI ♪ 1489 00:37:39,017 --> 00:37:41,029 ♪ SHOUT TO MORRIS 1490 00:37:41,029 --> 00:37:44,029 THIRTY GRAND TO SHOW U 1491 00:37:41,029 --> 00:37:44,029 WE MIGHT AS WELL POUR UP 1492 00:37:44,029 --> 00:37:48,009 FAKE HANDSHAKES WE KNOW ♪ 1493 00:37:44,029 --> 00:37:48,009 ♪ YOU AIN'T GOING FOR U 1494 00:37:48,009 --> 00:37:49,029 IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT 1495 00:37:48,009 --> 00:37:49,029 YOUR AURA I KNOW ♪ 1496 00:37:49,029 --> 00:37:57,015 ♪ 1497 00:37:49,029 --> 00:37:57,015 ♪ IT IS A JAM 1498 00:37:57,015 --> 00:37:59,011 IT IS 1499 00:37:57,015 --> 00:37:59,011 I CAN TELL WHO'S 1500 00:37:59,011 --> 00:38:01,016 ON THE WAY OUT ♪ 1501 00:37:59,011 --> 00:38:01,016 ♪ TWENTY-FIVE SHOWS 1502 00:38:01,016 --> 00:38:03,009 CHECK THE PAY OU 1503 00:38:01,016 --> 00:38:03,009 I AIN'T GOIN' HOME 1504 00:38:03,009 --> 00:38:04,025 I'MA STAY OUT ♪ 1505 00:38:03,009 --> 00:38:04,025 ♪ EVERYBODY HATE YOU WHEN 1506 00:38:04,025 --> 00:38:06,014 THEY LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT 1507 00:38:04,025 --> 00:38:06,014 I JUST SIT BACK AN 1508 00:38:06,014 --> 00:38:09,006 LET IT PLAY OUT ♪ 1509 00:38:06,014 --> 00:38:09,006 ♪ SHE GONNA LET ME HIT IT 1510 00:38:09,006 --> 00:38:12,001 ANY DAY NOW OO 1511 00:38:09,006 --> 00:38:12,001 WHAT YOU GONNA SAY NOW OOH 1512 00:38:12,001 --> 00:38:14,016 OH MY EX GIRL GOT ♪ 1513 00:38:12,001 --> 00:38:14,016 ♪ A BABY NOW OO 1514 00:38:14,016 --> 00:38:16,018 BUT SHE STILL LET ME 1515 00:38:14,016 --> 00:38:16,018 STAY NOW OOH ♪ 1516 00:38:16,018 --> 00:38:19,007 ♪ I GOT A DALLAS AN 1517 00:38:16,018 --> 00:38:19,007 AN H-TOWN BO 1518 00:38:19,007 --> 00:38:22,016 GOT A BADDIE OUT 1519 00:38:19,007 --> 00:38:22,016 CAPE TOWN TOO ♪ 1520 00:38:22,016 --> 00:38:24,003 ♪ WHOLE GANG EATIN' 1521 00:38:22,016 --> 00:38:24,003 STEAK HOUSE FOOD 1522 00:38:24,003 --> 00:38:25,015 GET THE CHEC 1523 00:38:24,003 --> 00:38:25,015 I AIN'T CHECKING WHAT ♪ 1524 00:38:25,015 --> 00:38:26,024 ♪ IT CAME OUT T 1525 00:38:25,015 --> 00:38:26,024 I TELL PROMOTERS 1526 00:38:26,024 --> 00:38:28,005 I DON'T TALK 1527 00:38:26,024 --> 00:38:28,005 ABOUT THE MONEY ♪ 1528 00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:29,029 ♪ YOU KNOW WHO TO HAN 1529 00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:29,029 THE ENVELOPE T 1530 00:38:29,029 --> 00:38:32,001 BIG JOHN GOT THE CAS 1531 00:38:29,029 --> 00:38:32,001 AND HE BEEN THE GO TO ♪ 1532 00:38:32,001 --> 00:38:33,027 ♪ HEARD THE BEAT TOLD NICKI 1533 00:38:32,001 --> 00:38:33,027 PUT IT IN THE PRO TOOL 1534 00:38:33,027 --> 00:38:35,029 GOT A FOUNTAIN ON TH 1535 00:38:33,027 --> 00:38:35,029 CHAIN AND IT'S INDIGO BLUE ♪ 1536 00:38:35,029 --> 00:38:38,018 ♪ MIGHT MESS AROUND AND 1537 00:38:35,029 --> 00:38:38,018 GET A GOLD TOOTH 1538 00:38:38,018 --> 00:38:41,003 I'M A RESTAURANT-GOE 1539 00:38:38,018 --> 00:38:41,003 NEVER BEEN TO WHOLE FOODS ♪ 1540 00:38:41,003 --> 00:38:44,008 ♪ SHE GONNA LISTEN TO THE 1541 00:38:41,003 --> 00:38:44,008 SONG SAY THIS A WHOLE MOOD 1542 00:38:44,008 --> 00:38:46,007 I'M IN THE MOUNTAINS 1543 00:38:44,008 --> 00:38:46,007 OUT WEST ON A TOUR BUS ♪ 1544 00:38:46,007 --> 00:38:48,026 ♪ TEXTING THE CHICK 1545 00:38:46,007 --> 00:38:48,026 I USED TO MESS WIT 1546 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:50,012 GOT HER IN THE BAT 1547 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:50,012 DOING VIDEO SHOOTS ♪ 1548 00:38:50,012 --> 00:38:52,008 ♪ TRIED TO SEND ONE TO ME 1549 00:38:50,012 --> 00:38:52,008 BUT IT DIDN'T GO THROUGH 1550 00:38:52,008 --> 00:38:54,006 AND SHE GONNA LET ME HIT I 1551 00:38:52,008 --> 00:38:54,006 ANY DAY NOW OOH ♪ 1552 00:38:54,006 --> 00:38:57,006 ♪ WHAT YOU GONNA SAY NOW OO 1553 00:38:54,006 --> 00:38:57,006 MY EX GIRL GOT 1554 00:38:57,006 --> 00:38:59,002 A BABY NOW OOH ♪ 1555 00:38:57,006 --> 00:38:59,002 ♪ BUT SHE STILL LET M 1556 00:38:59,002 --> 00:39:01,005 STAY NOW OOH 1557 00:38:59,002 --> 00:39:01,005 I CAN TELL WHO'S 1558 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,021 ON THE WAY OUT ♪ 1559 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,021 ♪ TWENTY-FIVE SHOWS 1560 00:39:02,021 --> 00:39:04,028 CHECK THE PAY OU 1561 00:39:02,021 --> 00:39:04,028 I AIN'T GOING HOME 1562 00:39:04,028 --> 00:39:06,018 I'MA STAY OUT ♪ 1563 00:39:04,028 --> 00:39:06,018 ♪ EVERYBODY HATE YOU WHEN 1564 00:39:06,018 --> 00:39:08,008 THEY LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT 1565 00:39:06,018 --> 00:39:08,008 I JUST SIT BACK AN 1566 00:39:08,008 --> 00:39:12,012 LET IT PLAY OUT ♪ 1567 00:39:08,008 --> 00:39:12,012 ♪ AND SHE GONNA LET ME HIT IT 1568 00:39:12,012 --> 00:39:13,027 ANY DAY NOW OO 1569 00:39:12,012 --> 00:39:13,027 WHAT YOU GONNA SAY NOW OOH 1570 00:39:13,027 --> 00:39:16,009 OH MY EX GIRL GOT ♪ 1571 00:39:13,027 --> 00:39:16,009 ♪ A BABY NOW OO 1572 00:39:16,009 --> 00:39:35,000 BUT SHE STILL LET ME 1573 00:39:17,005 --> 00:39:35,000 STAY NOW OOH ♪ 1574 00:39:18,002 --> 00:39:35,000 ♪ 1575 00:39:38,025 --> 00:39:40,024 MY DEBUT ALBUM, "THAT'S WHAT 1576 00:39:38,025 --> 00:39:40,024 THEY ALL SAY" IS OUT NOW 1577 00:39:40,024 --> 00:39:45,002 PEACE AND LOVE 1578 00:39:40,024 --> 00:39:45,002 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1579 00:39:45,002 --> 00:39:46,014 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO 1580 00:39:45,002 --> 00:39:46,014 JACK HARLOW. 1581 00:39:46,014 --> 00:39:48,000 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE 1582 00:39:46,014 --> 00:39:48,000 COME BACK, EVERYBODY 1583 00:39:48,000 --> 00:40:08,005 COME ON. 1584 00:39:48,000 --> 00:40:08,005 ♪ 1585 00:40:08,005 --> 00:40:10,022 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 1586 00:40:08,005 --> 00:40:10,022 KRISTEN WIIG 1587 00:40:10,022 --> 00:40:12,008 WATCH HER THIS SATURDAY ON 1588 00:40:10,022 --> 00:40:12,008 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." 1589 00:40:12,008 --> 00:40:15,007 GRAHAM NORTON, THANK YOU 1590 00:40:12,008 --> 00:40:15,007 JACK HARLOW, THANK YOU 1591 00:40:15,007 --> 00:40:17,021 THE ROOTS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH 1592 00:40:15,007 --> 00:40:17,021 THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING 1593 00:40:17,021 --> 00:40:19,017 STAY SAFE OUT THERE. 1594 00:40:17,021 --> 00:40:19,017 WEAR A MASK. 1595 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:22,011 WASH YOUR HANDS. 1596 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:22,011 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1597 00:40:22,011 --> 00:40:22,029 SETH MEYERS. 1598 00:40:22,029 --> 00:40:26,016 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 1599 00:40:23,022 --> 00:40:26,016 ♪ 1600 00:40:25,001 --> 00:40:26,016 ♪