>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER
CENTER IN THE HEART OF
NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS -
KRISTEN WIIG
GRAHAM NORTON,
MUSICAL GUEST JACK HARLOW,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW
AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: HEY.
OH, NOW COME ON.
HEY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HI
HI, EVERYBODY.
HEY!
WELCOME.
THERE YOU GO
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME,
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
HERE WE ARE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND
JOKES.
WELL GUYS, LAST NIGHT THE
ELECTORAL COLLEGE CAST THEIR
VOTES AND SEALED THE DEAL FOR
JOE BIDEN.
YEAH, BIDEN IS NOW OFFICIALLY
THE PRESIDENT-ELECT AND
CONGRATULATIONS HAVE STARTED
COMING IN FROM EVERYWHERE.
CHECK OUT WHO HE HEARD FROM
TODAY.
>> RUSSIAN PRESIDENT
VLADIMIR PUTIN FINALLY
ACKNOWLEDGING BIDEN'S VICTORY,
CONGRATULATING HIM IN
A TELEGRAM, REPORTEDLY WRITING
IN PART, "I AM READY FOR
INTERACTION AND CONTACTS WITH
YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "I AM READY FOR
INTERACTION AND CONTACTS WITH
YOU.
THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT MIKE PENCE
SAID ON HIS HONEYMOON.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WOW.
THAT'S RIGHT, PUTIN REACHED OUT
TO BIDEN
HE WAS LIKE, "SEND ME
EVERYONE'S CONTACT INFO.
OOPS
I ALREADY HAVE
HEH, HEH, HEH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEN HE SAID, "SEND ME
EVERYONE'S NETFLIX PASSWORDS
OOPS
I ALREADY HAVE TOO."
[ LAUGHTER ]
EVEN PUTIN RECOGNIZED BIDEN'S
WIN.
THAT'S A TOUGH BREAK FOR TRUMP
IN JUST A FEW DAYS, HIS SUPREME
COURT AND HIS SUPREME LEADER
WENT AGAINST HIM
[ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK IS -- I THINK PUTIN IS
RELIEVED TRUMP IS OUT.
ALL DAY LONG HE'S BEEN
SINGING --
♪ SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GON
I CAN BREATHE FO
THE FIRST TIME ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
AS IF THE NEWS WASN'T BAD
ENOUGH FOR TRUMP, MOMENTS
LATER, RUDY GIULIANI POPPED
INTO THE OVAL OFFICE LIKE,
"DON'T WORRY BOSS, YOU STILL
GOT ME."
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND IT'S NOT JUST PUTIN.
TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME,
SENATE MAJORITY LEADER
MITCH McCONNELL ALSO RECOGNIZED
BIDEN AS PRESIDENT-ELECT
WATCH THIS
>> THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE HAS
SPOKEN
SO TODAY I WANT TO CONGRATULATE
PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE BIDEN.
I ALSO WANT TO CONGRATULATE THE
VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT, OUR
COLLEAGUE FROM CALIFORNIA,
SENATOR HARRIS
>> Jimmy: McCONNELL HAS ALL THE
ENTHUSIASM OF A CHILI'S WAITER
SINGING YOU "HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, McCONNELL TOLD BIDEN AND
HARRIS CONGRATS, AND THEN SAID,
"I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO MAKING
YOUR NEXT FOUR YEARS A LIVING
NIGHTMARE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, NOW THAT SENATE
REPUBLICANS HAVE RECOGNIZED
BIDEN'S WIN, TRUMP FINALLY
SEEMS LIKE HE'S READY TO MOVE
ON
THIS MORNING HE TWEETED, "THE
ELECTORAL COLLEGE HAS VOTED,
AND I ACCEPT THEIR RESULTS."
JUST KIDDING
HE TWEETED -
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
-- "TREMENDOUS EVIDENCE POURING
IN ON VOTER FRAUD.
THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANYTHING
LIKE THIS IN OUR COUNTRY!"
[ LAUGHTER ]
AT THIS POINT, THE ONLY
TREMENDOUS EVIDENCE IS JUST HIM
TWEETING THAT THERE'S
TREMENDOUS EVIDENCE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE DOESN'T SEEM TO REALIZE THAT
A TWEET FROM
@LIBERALTEARSDRINKER9000 IS NOT
TREMENDOUS EVIDENCE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF SAW
TRUMP'S TWEET AND WAS LIKE,
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO MOVE ON, BUT
YOU DO HAVE TO MOVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, JOE BIDEN IS
CONTINUING TO FILL OUT HIS
CABINET, AND TODAY HE PICKED
PETE BUTTIGIEG TO SERVE AS
SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION.
THAT'S EXCITING.
BUTTIGIEG WILL BE THE FIRST
TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY WHOSE
FEET DON'T EVEN REACH THE
PEDALS
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ AUDIENCE AWS ]
WHEN ASKED IF BUTTIGIEG HAS
TRANSPORTATION EXPERIENCE,
BIDEN SAID, "YEAH, HE BUILT
SANTA'S SLEIGH."
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ AUDIENCE OOHS
SOME MORE BIG NEWS FROM
WASHINGTON
LAST NIGHT TRUMP WENT ON
TWITTER AND ANNOUNCED THAT HIS
ATTORNEY GENERAL WILLIAM BARR
IS RESIGNING ON DECEMBER 23rd.
[ CHEERS ]
YEAH, IT'S ALL PART OF TRUMP'S
ANNUAL "12 DAYS OF PINK SLIPS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SERIOUSLY, BARR IS QUITTING
NOW?
THAT'S LIKE WAITING UNTIL THE
LAST FIVE MINUTES OF "THE EMOJI
MOVIE" TO WALK OUT OF THE
THEATER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, BARR IS LEAVING
BEFORE CHRISTMAS TO SPEND
HOLIDAYS WITH HIS FAMILY
AMERICANS HEARD AND WERE LIKE,
"YEAH, WE ALL DO THAT, BUT THEN
WE COME BACK TO WORK."
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, YOU GUYS, THERE'S A LOT
GOING ON IN THE NEWS TODAY
TRUMP IS STILL CLAIMING HE
DIDN'T LOSE THE ELECTION, AND
OF COURSE, THE COUNTRY IS
DEALING WITH COVID
MEANWHILE THE --
>> Tariq: MAN, I'M TIRED OF THE
NEWS
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT, TARIQ
>> Tariq: HMM?
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY
>> Tariq: OH, I SAID I'M TIRED
OF THE NEWS, MAN
IT'S ALWAYS SO UPSETTING
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING NOT
IN THE NEWS?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO
TALK ABOUT
>> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S THE MOST RANDOM THING
EVER
HOW ABOUT GLUTEN-FREE BAGELS
>> Jimmy: FINE
GLUTEN-FREE BAGELS, THEY'RE
LIKE REGULAR BAGELS BUT WITHOUT
THE GLUTEN
THEY'RE A GOOD ALTERNATIVE
FOR --
♪
SORRY TARIQ, WE JUST GOT A NEWS
ALERT.
>> Tariq: WHAT IS IT
>> Jimmy: GLUTEN-FREE BAGELS
RECALLED IN 14 STATES FOR
CONTAINING GLUTEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: WHAT
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME OTHER
RANDOM THING, LIKE LAWN MOWERS
>> Jimmy: SURE, SURE, SURE,
SURE, SURE
LAWN MOWERS ARE USED TO CUT
GRASS.
YOU CAN RIDE THEM OR -
♪
SORRY TARIQ, WE HAVE ANOTHER
NEWS ALERT
>> Tariq: PLEASE DON'T READ IT
>> Jimmy: I HAVE TO.
IF A GRAPHIC COMES UP, I'M
REQUIRED TO READ IT.
IT'S MY JOB AS A COMEDY NEWS
PERSON
MAN CHARGED WITH DUI AFTER
RIDING LAWN MOWER ON HIGHWAY
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING
ME
HOW ABOUT BASKETBALL OR EXOTIC
REPTILES
♪
>> Jimmy: DWIGHT HOWARD UNDER
FIRE FOR NOT PAYING ASSISTANTS
WHO HANDLED HIS RARE SNAKE
COLLECTION
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: COME ON!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FINE
JUST GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT
COVID.
I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.
>> Jimmy: NO, COME ON, COME ON
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
>> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S THE MOST RANDOM STUFF
EVER
HOW ABOUT LIKE, SCOTLAND, OR
JET SKIS, OR NIGHTCLUBS?
>> Jimmy: YES, YES
I WOULD LOVE TO TALK ABOUT
SCOTLAND, OR JET SKIS, OR
NIGHTCLUBS INSTEAD OF COVID.
I MEAN, THEY'RE ALL --
♪
SCOTTISH MAN ARRESTED AT
NIGHTCLUB AFTER RIDING JET SKI
TO SEE GIRLFRIEND DURING COVID
LOCKDOWN
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: THAT'S IT.
2020 WINS, MAN
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I
CAN TAKE THIS.
MAYBE TWO MORE WEEKS, BUT
THAT'S IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: TARIQ, THERE'S ONLY
TWO WEEKS LEFT IN 2020
>> Tariq: OH, COOL, I CAN DO
THAT
>> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER,
EVERYONE
TARIQ, THERE HE IS
HE CAN TAKE THAT
HE'S COOL WITH THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
HE CAN DO THAT, MAN.
WELL GUYS, EVERYONE'S EXCITED
ABOUT THE NEW COVID VACCINE.
AND TODAY, NEW JERSEY STARTED
GIVING OUT ITS FIRST DOSES
YEP, PEOPLE IN JERSEY WERE
SEPARATED INTO TWO GROUPS,
BLOOD TYPE "AYOU KNOW" AND
BLOOD TYPE "OYOUR HONOR.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
♪
APPARENTLY, HUGE FIGHTS HAVE
ALREADY BROKEN OUT OVER WHETHER
TO CALL THE VACCINE SAUCE OR
GRAVY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
LISTEN TO THIS, AMAZON OWNS
A COMPANY THAT MAKES
SELF-DRIVING CARS, AND THEY
JUST UNVEILED THEIR NEW
SELF-DRIVING ROBOTAXI.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
YEAH
ASKED WHAT INFLUENCED THEIR
DESIGN, AND THEY SAID, "WELL,
THIS TOASTER FROM
WILLIAMS-SONOMA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WE'RE ABOUT
TO FIND OUT THAT ALEXA HAS ROAD
RAGE
>> CUT ME OFF AGAIN AND I'LL
CUT YOU, BITCH
>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, THIS IS GOING VIRAL
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING
ABOUT THE NEW PHOTOS THAT
RECENTLY EMERGED OF THE WORLD'S
LONELIEST HOUSE JUST SOUTH OF
ICELAND.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
OH, AND I'M JUST BEING TOLD THE
HOUSE WAS SOLD TO A FIRST LADY
WHO WISHES TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, THE OTHER DAY IN
FRANCE, POLICE RECOVERED
$6 MILLION WORTH OF WINE THAT
WAS STOLEN BY A GANG
IN FRANCE, STEALING WINE IS
A SERIOUS CRIME.
THE THIEVES WILL NOW BE PUT IN
A CELLAR WHERE THEY'LL AGE
10 TO 15 YEARS
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GIVE IT
UP FOR THE ROOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
ROOTS.
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
JOINING US IN-STUDIO, YOU CAN
SEE HER IN THE UPCOMING FILM
"WONDER WOMAN 1984."
SHE'S ALSO HOSTING "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH
MUSICAL GUEST DUA LIPA
KRISTEN WIIG IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> HA-HA-HA, WIPEOUT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU THINK HE'D
JUMP RIGHT IN ON THAT.
>> Questlove: YEAH, YEAH
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU DIDN'T
>> YEAH, HE DIDN'T
>> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL RIGHT
>> Tariq: WOW, MAN
THANKS FOR NOTHING
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: PLUS HE'S HOST OF
"THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW" ON BBC
AMERICA, GRAHAM NORTON IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM
JACK HARLOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY FOUR
SHOWS LEFT BEFORE --
[ DRUMROLL ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
-- WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK.
WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT
BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW"
TRADITION.
IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF
CHRISTMAS SWEATERS!"
♪
♪ 12 DAYS O
CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
4 DAYS LEFT ♪
♪
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, EVERY
SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS
WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY
AUDIENCE MEMBER A BODACIOUS
CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE
"COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS
CABINET.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NOW SINCE THERE ARE FOUR SHOWS
LEFT -
[ LAUGHTER ]
-- LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER FOUR
[ DRUMROLL ]
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
♪
OH
OH, LOOK AT THAT
CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS BECAUSE I
FEEL LIKE THERE'S A LITTLE
EXTRA TREAT TO THIS.
LOOK AT THAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LOOK AT THAT
CAN YOU TURN IT AROUND
THERE IS A BACK.
OKAY, HERE WE GO
NOW LET'S SEE WHO IS GOING HOME
WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER
EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT
NUMBER
IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON
DOWN
QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL,
PLEASE
OH, MY GOD
[ DRUMROLL ]
>> Questlove: ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR
♪
[ DRUMROLL ]
>> Jimmy: 3-1-3!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
OH, MY GOODNESS!
HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND
WHERE ARE YOU FROM
>> HI.
I'M MICHELLE, I'M FROM
NEW YORK
>> Jimmy: MICHELLE, FROM
NEW YORK
MICHELLE, WELCOME.
I WAS GOING TO SAY DO YOU WANT
TO TRY THAT SWEATER ON BUT
YOU'RE GOING FOR IT, MAN
I MEAN, YOU SHOULD PUT THAT
"WIPEOUT" MUSIC --
♪
OH, FANTASTIC.
LOOK AT THAT
THAT IS GORGEOUS
OH, MY GOSH.
LOOK AT THAT, MICHELLE
BEAUTIFUL.
ONCE AGAIN, APPLAUSE FOR OUR
WINNER
A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANKS AGAIN TO OUR LUCKY
AUDIENCE MEMBER.
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH KRISTEN WIIG
♪
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN
EMMY AND OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR
YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE HIGHLY
ANTICIPATED NEW MOVIE "WONDER
WOMAN 1984," WHICH WILL BE IN
SELECT THEATERS AND IMAX
CHRISTMAS DAY, AND IT WILL BE
AVAILABLE THE SAME DAY ON HBO
MAX.
SHE'S ALSO HOSTING "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH
MUSICAL GUEST DUA LIPA
PLEASE WELCOME KRISTEN WIIG!
♪ KRISTEN WII
NICE TO MEET YOU
GOOD TO SEE YO
PLAY THE CHEETAH ♪
♪ KRISTEN WII
NICE TO MEET YOU
WATCH AT HOM
OR IN THEATERS ♪
♪ KRISTEN WII
NICE TO MEET YOU ♪
>> Jimmy: KRISTEN WIIG, COME
ON
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC
I MISS SEEING YOU.
I'M SO THANKFUL AND I'M SO
HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.
>> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT, BUD,
I WANT TO GET INTO "SNL" AND
EVERYTHING
I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU
FOR HELPING US OUT OVER THE
SUMMER
WE DID THE SKETCH CALLED THE
LONGEST DAYS OF OUR LIVES.
>> THAT WAS SO FUN
>> Jimmy: I LAUGHED SO HARD
JUST EVEN FILMING IT -- JUST
FILMING IT
NANCY, BY THE WAY, WHO CLEARLY
LOVED YOU, DIDN'T EVEN GET A
A CHANCE TO EVEN SAY HI --
BUT SHE WAS SEEING EVERYTHING,
I WASN'T, SHE WAS HOLDING THE
iPAD THIS WAY, SO SHE WAS GOING
LIKE -- AND YOU AND WILL ARE
GOING --
>> IT WAS SO FUN, WE NEEDED IT
>> Jimmy: IT WAS FANTASTIC
AND I LOVED THAT YOU HAD YOUR
OWN WIGS
>> WELL I HAVE A COSTUME WIG -
>> Jimmy: BOX?
>> IT'S A BIG BOX, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE
GOING TO NEED LIKE A WIG
[ LAUGHTER ]
A FUNNY COSTUME.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE.
>> YEAH, OUR FRIEND'S DAUGHTER
HAD A BIRTHDAY AND WE DID LIKE
A DRIVE-BY, AND WE'RE LIKE,
"WELL, WE SHOULD PROBABLY WEAR
WIGS AND COSTUMES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: EVEN THOUGH THEY
DIDN'T ASK YOU AT ALL?
>> THEY DIDN'T ASK US.
>> Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE NOT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE HOSTING "SNL"
THIS WEEK, IT'S THE CHRISTMAS
EPISODE, IT'S MY FAVORITE
EPISODE OF THE YEAR.
>> IT'S MY FAVORITE.
MY FAVORITE PROBABLY WAS WHEN
YOU HOSTED, THE FIRST TIME YOU
HOSTED I THINK THE CHRISTMAS
SHOW, THAT WAS LIKE ONE OF MY
FAVORITE -
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
WHERE WE ALL DANCED.
>> YES, THE MONOLOGUE WHERE WE
ALL DANCED AROUND THE STUDIO
>> Jimmy: OH MAN, WASN'T THAT
SO MUCH FUN?
AND IT WAS SNOWING
>> IT WAS SO FUN
>> Jimmy: FAKE SNOW IS COMING
DOWN
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> TINY LITTLE BITS OF PLASTIC
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BEFORE ANY SKETCH.
BEFORE "SNL," I THINK I KNOW A
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR
BACKGROUND, GROUNDLINGS BEFORE
THAT
WERE YOU IN PLAYS?
WERE YOU DOING -
>> I MEAN I DID A COUPLE SCHOOL
PLAYS BUT IN THE CHORUS.
>> Jimmy: OKAY
>> LIKE THE PEOPLE THAT
AUDITION THAT DON'T GET THE
PARTS, THEN THOSE WERE THE
PARTS --
THAT'S WHAT I DID.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID THAT
>> I DID THE CHORUS PARTS.
>> Jimmy: AND WERE YOU GOOD AT
THAT
>> NO, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO
BUT IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS
ANYTHING GOES, SO I WAS LIKE --
I LIKE DANCED AND TAPPED, I HAD
NEVER TAP DANCED BEFORE.
WE DIDN'T HAVE PHONES BACK
THEN
>> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T EVEN ASK
YOU TO TAP
YOU'RE LIKE, "I GOT THIS."
>> I KNOW EXACTLY, I JUST
TAPPED ACROSS THE STAGE IN
MIDDLE OF A SCENE.
I REMEMBER MY MOM CAME TO SEE
THE PLAY AND I WAVED TO HER
FROM THE THING
YEAH, AND SHE'S LIKE, YOU'RE
NOT --
>> Jimmy: A KID?
>> YEAH, BUT NO, I WASN'T LIKE
EIGHT YEARS OLD, THIS WAS LIKE
HIGH SCHOOL.
>> Jimmy: OH, WAVING AT YOUR
MOM.
>> NO, I WAS LIKE FULLY IN HIGH
SCHOOL
>> Jimmy: HEY, MOM
YOUR VOICE WAS EVEN DEEPER BACK
THEN
[ LAUGHTER ]
LOOK AT YOU NOW.
NOW YOU'RE IN "WONDER
WOMAN 1984."
>> IT'S CRAZY.
>> Jimmy: WAIT, I WANT TO HEAR
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.
>> YEAH, I STILL -- LIKE, I
JUST WANTED TO COME OUT BECAUSE
I FEEL LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN,
IT'S LIKE A DREAM.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
YOU WERE IN A MAJOR SUPERHERO
MOVIE.
LIKE THIS IS MAJOR
I'M SO EXCITED
WHAT WAS IT LIKE
DID YOU DO LIKE THE WORKOUTS
EVERY DAY?
>> YEAH, IT WAS -- IT WAS --
I MEAN, I KNEW I WOULD HAVE TO
TRAIN, BECAUSE I STARTED
TRAINING BEFORE I LEFT, THEY
GOT ME A TRAINER A MONTH WHERE,
AND IT WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW,
TRAIN FOR LIKE AN HOUR, THEN
YOU'RE GOOD, AND I GOT THERE,
AND IT WAS LIKE --
>> Jimmy: SPECIAL WAY?
>> OH, NO, IT WAS LIKE -
OH, YOU TRAIN FOR HOUR AND
THEN, YOU HAVE STUNT
CHOREOGRAPHY FOR FOUR HOURS,
AND THEN, YOU HAVE LUNCH AND
THEN, YOU HAVE A MOVEMENT CLASS
AND THEN LIKE --
YEAH, IT WAS VERY INTENSE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S WORK, MAN
>> NO, IT WAS GREAT, IT WAS
AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET
INVOLVED WITH THIS
DID YOU KNOW THEY WANTED YOU
FOR THE SEQUEL
>> I GUESS, YEAH, PATTY, YEAH,
SHE REACHED OUT TO MY AGENT
CALLED ME AND SAID, "YOU KNOW,
PATTY JENKINS WANTS TO TALK TO
YOU.
AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I'LL TAKE IT
IT'S AWESOME
>> I WAS LIKE, "YES.
COULD THIS BE THE "WONDER
WOMAN" SEQUEL?
SO THEY DIDN'T KNOW.
LIKE, MY AGENTS DIDN'T KNOW AND
I WASN'T ALLOWED TO TELL THEM
ANYTHING
>> Jimmy: AFTER THE MEETING?
>> YEAH, I HAD TO SIGN
SOMETHING BEFORE I EVEN LIKE
TALK TO ANYONE
AND I'M A NERD, LIKE, I TAKE
THAT STUFF REALLY SERIOUSLY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU COULD GET
ARRESTED
>> I WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T TELL
YOU.
IT'S A PART, BUT I'M NOT
ALLOWED TO TELL YOU WHAT IT IS
>> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE DOING THIS
WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING, LOOKING
AT THE ROAD.
>> YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: I CAN TELL YOU WHERE
IT IS --
LOOK AT THE ROAD, KRISTEN, LOOK
AT THE ROAD.
YOU'RE DRIVING
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD.
SO THEN, YOU MET WITH HER AND
SHE SAID, "WE'D LIKE YOU FOR
THIS?"
>> WELL, I HAD TO GO DO LIKE A
A SCREEN TEST READING THING IN
LONDON
SO I HAD TO LIKE FLY TO LONDON
AND EVEN MY FRIENDS, I'M LIKE,
"I'M GOING TO LONDON, I CAN'T
DISCUSS ANYTHING, I CAN'T TELL
YOU WHY I'M GOING.
>> Jimmy: KRISTEN, YOU'RE ON A
A JET SKI.
I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING, WHOA
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I GET PARANOID THAT THE
WARNER BROS. POLICE ARE GOING
TO ARREST ME
>> Jimmy: WHO DO YOU PLAY IN
THE MOVIE?
WHAT CAN WE SAY WITHOUT
SPOILING ANYTHING?
>> I'M SO SCARED
I'M PLAYING CHEETAH.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE CHEETAH BY THE
WAY, I THINK IT'S PERFECT, I
LOVE IT.
>> SHE STARTS OFF VERY AS
DIANA'S FRIEND, AND SHE'S VERY
SHY AND AWKWARD, AND THEN,
LATER BECOMES --
>> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU CAN
SAY.
I DON'T WANT TO -- YOU'RE
REALLY GOOD, YOU'RE FREAKY,
YOU'RE CRYING BLOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T WANT TO RUIN ANYTHING
EITHER
SO DON'T SAY ANYTHING MORE
DID YOU DO CRAZY STUNTS AND
ACTION
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU IN
THERE, I KNOW YOU AS
KRISTEN WIIG
I MEAN, YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND
YOU'RE JUST AWESOME IN
EVERYTHING, I JUST LOVE YOU.
BUT THIS WAS TOTALLY, LIKE
DUDE, YOU KICKED BUTT IN THIS,
YOU AND WONDER WOMAN, OH, IT'S
FANTASTIC.
>> IT WAS REALLY FUN
>> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO
STUNTS NOW AND STUFF
>> I MEAN, THERE WAS A LOT OF
TRAINING, I MEAN, I'M NOT
LIKE -
>> Jimmy: IF I NAME A STUNT,
COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT IT IS
>> OH, SURE.
>> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT DECK THE
HALLS.
>> YEP
THAT, THAT IS A LOT OF ARMS.
>> Jimmy: YEP.
2/3 NELSON
>> OH, BOY, THAT'S AN OLDIE.
>> Jimmy: OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW ABOUT -- LOBSTER PUNCH
>> THE LOBSTER PUNCH, THAT'S
ONLY BEEN DONE A COUPLE OF
TIMES.
>> Jimmy: OKAY
THIS IS AMAZING STUFF FOR
ANYONE WATCHING.
>> YEAH, THE LOBSTER PUNCH IS
HARD
IT'S MORE OF A CLAW ACTION
>> Jimmy: THAN A PUNCH
>> THAN A PUNCH.
WELL, IT'S LIKE TOGETHER
IT'S REALLY HARD, THAT'S WHY
THEY RARELY DO IT.
>> Jimmy: THEY DESCRIBED IT
WELL THEN, YEAH.
A LOBSTER PUNCH.
THE CHATTANOOGA CHOO-CHOO?
>> OH, YEAH.
FROM THE 1930s
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE 1930S.
>> Jimmy: OH, WELL, YOU DID
THIS
ANYTHING GO.
YOU SQUARE UP TO YOUR OPPONENT,
AND YOU TAP DANCE LIKE THIS.
>> AND YOU HIT THEM ON THE HEAD
WITH A TAMBOURINE.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE
HERE IS KRISTEN WIIG IN "WONDER
WOMAN 1984," TAKE A LOOK AT
THIS
>> HEY JAKE.
JAKE, HI, CAN YOU -- HI, I
KNOW, WALK MUCH?
THE LATCH OF MY --
>> GOOD MORNING.
>> HI, THANK YOU
>> DIANA PRINCE, CULTURAL
ANTHROPOLOGY AND ARCHEOLOGY.
>> BARBARA MINERVA, GEOLOGY,
GEMOLOGY, LITHOLOGY AND
PART-TIME CRYPTOZOOLOGIST.
>> OH, WOW
>> KEPT BUSY IN COLLEGE.
SORRY, IT'S THESE HEELS, YOU
KNOW
JUST STUPID.
SCIENTISTS DON'T WEAR HEELS.
>> SOMETIMES WE DO
>> RIGHT
>> HAVE A NICE DAY
>> THE HEELS ARE COOL, I LIKE
THOSE, ANIMAL PRINT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: "WONDER WOMAN 1984"
WILL BE IN SELECT THEATERS AND
IMAX ON CHRISTMAS DAY, WHAT
A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
IT WILL BE AVAILABLE THE SAME
DAY ON HBO MAX
MORE WITH KRISTEN WIIG WHEN WE
COME BACK.
STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW."
I'M HERE WITH THE HILARIOUS
KRISTEN WIIG
RIGHT HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"WONDER WOMAN 1984."
NOW KRISTEN, WE ALWAYS DO
SOMETHING FUN WHEN YOU'RE ON
THE SHOW
WITH THAT IN MIND, IT'S TIME
FOR THE "MIMIC CHALLENGE!"
♪ MIMIC CHALLENGE
MIMIC MIMI
CHALLENGE YEAH ♪
ALL RIGHT, NOW, HERE'S HOW IT
WORKS.
WE HAVE A BUNCH OF ITEMS TO
MAKE NOISE WITH.
WE'RE GONNA TAKE TURNS MAKING
A SOUND WITH AN OBJECT, AND
THEN THE OTHER PERSON HAS TO
IMMEDIATELY MATCH THAT SOUND AS
PRECISELY AS THEY CAN.
>> I'M SO BAD AT THIS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID YES TO
THIS
>> Jimmy: I THINK --
>> NO, I'M SO -- OKAY, WE'LL
SEE.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GONNA, YEAH --
WE'RE GONNA MATCH THE SOUND
EFFECT
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING IT ON
TIKTOK
I'VE SEEN IT
IT'S FUNNY
IT'S FUN
I WILL MAKE THE FIRST NOISE,
AND THEN I'LL SAY "KRISTEN,
MAKE THIS SOUND.
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: THEN YOU'LL SAY IT
>> BUT I'M WATCHING WHAT YOU -
>> Jimmy: YES, YOU'RE WATCHING
I'LL SAY, "KRISTEN MAKE THIS
SOUND, I'LL DO THE SOUND AND
THEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: READY?
>> YEAH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: KRISTEN, MAKE THIS
SOUND.
[ CLICKING ]
[ BELL RING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHAT
THAT WAS FANTASTIC
ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS IS YOUR
TURN, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
>> OKAY.
JIMMY, I WANT YOU TO MAKE THIS
SOUND.
[ ZIPPER SOUND ]
[ BELL RING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT WAS GOOD.
>> Jimmy: KRISTEN, MAKE THIS
SOUND.
[ TEARING SOUND
[ BELL RING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> JIMMY, PLEASE MAKE THIS
SOUND.
[ CLAPPING ]
[ BELL RING
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOD
>> Jimmy: KRISTEN, MAKE THIS
SOUND.
[ SQUEAKING
[ BELL RING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO BAD.
TERRIBLE
OKAY, JIMMY, PLEASE MAKE THIS
SOUND.
[ SHAKING SOUND
[ BELL RING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>> YES
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, KRISTEN,
MAKE THIS SOUND.
[ SQUEAKY TOY SOUND]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WAIT, DO IT AGAIN
[ SQUEAKY TOY SOUND]
[ SQUEAKY TOY SOUND] [ BELL
RING ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU'RE ACTUALLY PHENOMENAL AT
THIS
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, HOW GREAT
YOU ARE.
>> OH, COME ON
OKAY, READY?
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> MAKE THIS SOUND
[ KNOCKING ]
[ BELL RING
>> THAT WAS AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: NOT BAD?
>> NO, THAT WAS GOOD
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS A
A TICK-TOCKY
>> THAT WAS GOOD
>> Jimmy: I GOT TICK-TOCKY IN
THERE.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
KRISTEN --
>> WAIT, WHICH PART?
THE WHOLE THING?
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO
THAT'LL BE TOO HARD.
HOW ABOUT THIS PART.
READY?
>> OKAY.
KRISTEN, MAKE THIS SOUND
[ POURING WATER
[ BELL RING
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> JIMMY
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> READY
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> MAKE THIS SOUND
WAIT, HOLD ON.
[ RIP SOUND
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: CAN I HEAR IT ONE
MORE TIME?
>> YES
[ RIP SOUND
[ BELL RING
>> YES
>> Jimmy: NOT BAD?
>> THAT WAS GOOD
THAT WAS GOOD.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, KRISTEN,
MAKE THIS SOUND.
[ BUZZ ]
[ BELL RING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> OKAY.
MAKE THIS SOUND.
[ CLICK
[ BELL RING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT WAS HARD.
THAT WAS REALLY HARD
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
KRISTEN, MAKE THIS SOUND
[ HORN ]
>> DO IT AGAIN
[ HORN ]
[ BELL RING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OKAY
THIS IS YOUR LAST ONE.
THIS WILL PROBABLY BE MY
FAVORITE
>> Jimmy: I GOT TO NAIL THIS
ONE.
>> CAN'T BELIEVE I DON'T OWN
ONE OF THESE
[ HORN BEEPING ]
[ BELL RINGING ]
>> Jimmy: REALLY, NOT BAD?
ALL RIGHT, I TRIED
>> THAT WAS AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU CRUSH AT
THIS
KRISTEN WIIG, EVERYBODY!
"WONDER WOMAN 1984" WILL BE IN
SELECT THEATERS AND IMAX ON
DECEMBER 25th, AND ON HBO MAX
THE SAME DAY
AND WATCH KRISTEN HOST
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS
WEEKEND.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
♪
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST HAS WON
COUNTLESS AWARDS AS THE HOST OF
"THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW," WHICH
AIRS FRIDAYS AT 11:00 P.M. ON
BBC AMERICA.
HERE IS GRAHAM NORTON!
GRAHAM NORTON, WOW
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING OUR
GUEST.
NORMALLY, WE -- OUR TIME
DIFFERENCE, WE -- THERE WAS NO
WAY YOU CAN COME THERE, AND I
WOULD GO THERE
>> YEAH, EXACTLY
SO, THIS IS PERFECT.
IT'S ONE OF THE FEW THINGS OF
LOCKDOWN, IS I GET TO TALK
TO -
IT'S WEIRD THAT THERE ARE SO
FEW OF US WHO DO THE SAME JOB,
BUT WE NEVER REALLY GET TO TALK
TO EACH OTHER.
BUT NOW, WE DO
>> Jimmy: YEAH
AND JUST LIKE ME, YOU, AS WELL,
HOSTED YOUR SHOW FROM HOME FOR
A PERIOD OF TIME DURING THE
PANDEMIC
I ALREADY LIKE YOUR FACE
>> IT WAS AWFUL.
>> Jimmy: WHAT
COME ON!
>> OH, IT WAS SO BORING.
I DID NOT GET INTO SHOW
BUSINESS TO PUT MY OWN MIC ON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALSO, I WAS SO BAD AT IT
OUR SHOW IS LIKE 45 MINUTES
LONG
THE FIRST ONE TOOK SEVEN HOURS
I'M NOT JOKING
IT TOOK SEVEN HOURS TO DO, AND
THAT WAS, KIND OF, ALL ME, ALL
MY FAULT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE WHAT --
YOU'RE SCREWING UP, OR YOU JUST
DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK OR
PAUSING OR -
>> OH, IT'S LIKE, "ARE YOU
RECORDING IT IN HD?"
I DON'T KNOW
DID YOU GET THE THING WHERE YOU
HAVE TO TELL THE CELEBRITIES TO
STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH
THEY ENJOYED LOCKDOWN?
THEY'RE GOING, YOU KNOW, "OH,
I'M SO LOVING IT
I GET TO GO TO THE GYM."
IT'S LIKE, "WHAT GYM
THE GYM IS CLOSED.
YOU KNOW, "THEY PREPARED
DINNER."
"WHO IS THEY?"
IS THAT YOUR MOTHER'S PREFERRED
PRONOUN?
AND THEY HAVE MOVIES IN THEIR
MOVIE THEATER.
>> Jimmy: I HAD A COUPLE TIMES,
TOO, WHERE I'M I'M TALKING TO
PEOPLE AND THEY SAID SOMETHING
THAT WAS VERY IMPORTANT, AND
THEIR ZOOM CUT OUT, AND THEY
DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THEIR ZOOM
CUT OUT.
AND THEY'RE GOING LIKE, "WELL,
I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT --
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN I'M JUST GOING LIKE,
"DO I NOD, OR DO I SHAKE MY
HEAD "NO, THIS IS BAD OR GOOD?
AND THEN, I FEEL SO BAD, BUT
I'M LIKE, "HI, DO YOU MIND JUST
DOING THAT ONE MORE TIME,
WHATEVER YOU JUST SAID?"
BECAUSE I DID NOT GET IT ON
TAPE
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, GOSH.
AND THEY'RE CRYING
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, "TRY TO RECREATE THAT
MOMENT, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A
A PERFORMER.
>> Jimmy: EXACTLY.
>> AND ALSO, I LIKE THE BITS OF
THEIR HOUSE THEY CHOOSE TO SHOW
YOU, LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO LOOK
LIKE THEY'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED,
ARE ABOUT TO HOLD UP A
A NEWSPAPER WITH THAT DAY'S
DATE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE HAVE
A COUPLE OF WRITERS THAT STILL
HAVE THAT AS THEIR BACKGROUND,
AND I'M LIKE, "JUST MOVE
ANYWHERE ELSE.
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "THIS IS THE
ONLY SPOT WE CAN GET AWAY FROM
OUR KIDS AND WHATEVER.
BUT, YEAH.
YOU FOR, I DON'T KNOW, GOOD
LIGHTING
I TRIED ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT
THINGS
AT ONE POINT, THERE WAS A GOOD
SHOT THAT I WOULD HAVE TO,
LIKE, LEAN DOWN INTO IT, LOOK
UP AT THE SUN.
ISN'T IT ODD THOUGH ALSO, NOT
HAVING AN AUDIENCE
YOU HAVE AN AUDIENCE NORMALLY
AROUND 600 PEOPLE, IS THAT
CORRECT?
>> YEAH, WE'RE LUCKY, WE HAVE
A REALLY BIG AUDIENCE.
AND THAT'S AMAZING
AS YOU KNOW, LIKE, WALKING OUT
TO THAT CHEERING, THAT
APPLAUSE, I MEAN, WE ARE A
A VORTEX OF NEED
THAT FILLS THE VOID FOR A FEW
SECONDS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT WE -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU HAVE NOW, WE HAVE A THING
WHERE WE GET A SOCIAL DISTANCED
AUDIENCE
SO IT'S ABOUT A HUNDRED PEOPLE
IN THE AUDIENCE.
AND IT'S -- I MEAN, NO OFFENSE
TO THEM, BUT IT'S AWFUL.
IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE EMPTYING
A BUCKET OF WET FISH OR
SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE YOU GO
THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU ALSO DO
A GREAT THING ON YOUR SHOW
CALLED "RED CHAIR STORIES," AND
I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS
CAN EXPLAIN WHAT THIS IS, AND
WHERE THE IDEA CAME FROM
>> SO, IT'S A THING WHERE
PEOPLE FROM THE AUDIENCE SIT IN
A CHAIR, AND THEY TRY TO TELL,
LIKE, THEIR BEST, FUNNIEST
STORY.
THE STORY THEY TELL DOWN THE
PUB WITH THEIR FRIENDS
>> Jimmy: YEAH
IF IT BORES US, I'VE GOT A
A LEVER, AND I FLIP THEM
AND, IT BASICALLY BUILT --
WE -
>> Jimmy: YOU FLIP THE CHAIR
BACK" >> I DON'T KNOW.
HONESTLY, WE SHOULD SELL THEM
FOR CHRISTMAS.
WE SHOULD SELL THEM FOR
CHRISTMAS.
LIKE, GRANNY IS BORING, BORE
OFF GRANNY, BOOM
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT WE BUILT IT -- WE BUILT
IT, BECAUSE WE HAD THIS
COMEDIAN ON, A BRITISH
COMEDIAN, HE'S GONE NOW, SADLY
RONNIE CORBETT
WELL, HE USED TO DO A BIT,
WHERE HE WOULD TELL A REALLY
LONG, RAMBLY STORY
AND HE WOULD DO IT IN A RED
CHAIR.
AND HE WAS COMING ON THE SHOW,
SO WE THOUGHT, "OH, LET'S GET
AUDIENCE MEMBERS TO TRY TO TELL
STORIES, AND WE'LL FLIP THEM
FUNNY, ONE SHOW, OUR LINE
PRODUCER THEN GOT IN TOUCH WITH
US AND SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT
CHAIR?
THAT WAS QUITE EXPENSIVE, IS
THERE ANY WAY WE COULD USE THAT
CHAIR AGAIN?
>> Jimmy: "JUST TWICE WOULD
EVEN MAKE ME HAPPY
JUST PLEASE, WE SPENT SO MUCH
MONEY ON THAT FLIPPING CHAIR,
WE HAVE TO DO THIS BIT AGAIN."
>> YEAH.
WE NEED SOME ECONOMY OF SCALE.
YEAH, SO NOW, IT'S BEEN GOOD
VALUE NOW, 'CAUSE WE DO IT
EVERY WEEK, SO, IT'S BEEN GOING
FOR YEARS.
>> Jimmy: I READ SOMEWHERE THAT
YOU DON'T CONSIDER YOURSELF
A GOOD INTERVIEWER, WHICH IS
SURPRISING TO ME, BECAUSE I
THINK YOU ARE A GREAT --
>> WELL, I THINK -- ISN'T IT
THAT THING, THAT LIKE, I LIKE
CHATTING, I LIKE CHATTING TO
PEOPLE, THAT'S VERY NICE
BUT, LIKE, ANINTERVIEW TO ME
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO GO
SOMEWHERE OR GET SOME
REVELATION
I HAVE ZERO INTEREST
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET THOSE
THINGS FROM, LIKE, THE PEOPLE,
IT'S LIKE, "OKAY, THEY DON'T
WANT TO TALK ABOUT THEIR
DATING
I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN WHO
THEY'RE DATING
So, WE JUST TALK ABOUT WHATEVER
THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT.
SO LONG AS WE HAVE A GOOD TIME
IF THEY'VE GOT SOME FUNNY
STORIES, I'M HAPPY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I AGREE.
WHICH, I THINK INTERVIEWERS
ARE, KIND OF, YOU KNOW, BOOM
BOOM BOOM.
THAT'S NOT ME.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOUR SHOW
WHO IS ON THE SHOW THIS WEEK
IS THE BIG CHRISTMAS SHOW THIS
WEEK, OR NO?
>> IN BRITAIN, WE'RE TAPING OUR
BIG CHRISTMAS SHOW THIS WEEK,
AND IT'S GOOD.
WE GOT GEORGE CLOONEY ON IT.
VIOLA DAVIS IS ON IT
WHO ELSE
>> Jimmy: FANTASTIC.
MICHAEL SHEEN, DAVID TENNANT,
IT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> Jimmy: WELL, I LOVE YOUR
CHRISTMAS SHOWS, AND I ALSO
LOVE, JUST, CHRISTMAS MUSIC IN
THE U.K., I THINK IS ALMOST
BETTER THAN AMERICAN MUSIC FOR
ME
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THERE'S SONGS
THAT I LOVE.
I MEAN, "DO THEY KNOW IT'S
CHRISTMAS," "BAND-AID I'LL
TAKE."
BUT I WILL TAKE "SLADE."
I THINK THERE'S --
♪ I WISH IT COULD
BE CHRISTMAS
EVERY DAY ♪
YEAH, I LIKE THAT ONE.
>> YES, THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG
GROWING UP
I LOVED IT
>> Jimmy: REALLY
I LOVE THAT SONG, THAT'S NOT
BIG IN AMERICA AT ALL.
I LIKE "CAN YOU STOP THE
CAVALRY.
I LIKE CLIFF RICHARD,
"MISTLETOE AND WINE.
I WANTED TO SOMETHING -- I KNOW
CLIFF RICHARD IS NOT ON THE
SHOW, BUT I'M ASSUMING HE HAS
BEEN
>> YES
I WOULD LIKE TO SING A LITTLE
BIT OF THAT SONG FOR YOU, IF
THAT'S OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
I'VE GOT TO PUT MY OWN WARDROBE
ON
>> THAT'S DELIGHTFUL
>> Jimmy: OKAY
I'M GETTING CHANGED NOW.
>> DO PEOPLE IN AMERICA KNOW
WHO CLIFF RICHARD IS
>> Jimmy: NO, NOT REALLY
HE HAD ONE GIANT HIT HERE.
DID HE DO DUET WITH
OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN
OR NO.
>> HE DID "WIRED FOR SOUND,"
BACK IN WALKMAN DAYS
>> Jimmy: LET ME SEE IF I GOT
THIS ON RIGHT.
SO, I WANTED TO DO THIS PART, I
LIKE "MISTLETOE AND WINE," BUT
DIDN'T WANT TO DO
CLIFF RICHARD'S PART
SO, I WANT TO DO THE CHOIR BOY
AT THE END, I WANT TO MAKE SURE
I HAVE THE RIGHT KEY
YOU CAN, AGAIN -- IT'S NOT EVEN
RECOGNIZING MY FACE, THAT'S HOW
AWFUL THIS IS.
ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT.
♪ CHRISTMAS TIM
MISTLETOE AN
WINE CHILDRE
SINGING CHRISTIAN RHYME ♪
♪ WITH LOGS O
THE FIRE AND
GIFTS ON THE TREE ♪
♪ A TIME TO REJOICE
IN THE GOO
THAT WE SEE ♪
>> Jimmy: GRAHAM NORTON,
EVERYBODY.
"THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW" AIRS
FRIDAYS AT 11:00 P.M. ON BBC
AMERICA.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM JACK HARLOW,
EVERYONE
STICK AROUND
CHRISTMAS TIME
♪
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST MADE
HIS TV DEBUT WITH US EARLIER
THIS YEAR AND JUST RECEIVED HIS
FIRST GRAMMY NOMINATION.
HEY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PERFORMING "RENDEZVOUS" AND
"WAY OUT" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM,
"THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY,"
HERE IS JACK HARLOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
♪ OH WHOA
HIT BO
I BECAME EXACTLY
WHAT I WANTED TO ♪
♪ I BECAME A MILLIONAIR
AT TWENTY TW
TELLING GIRLS I LOVE E
AND THEY LOVE ME TOO ♪
♪ I DON'T QUESTIO
IF THEY MEAN I
CAUSE I KNOW THEY DO ♪
♪ STARTED BEING M
WHEN I REALIZE
IT WAS OKAY TO ♪
♪ MIDDLE SCHOOL BUMPING
WAKA FLOCKA OLE DO
FIRST ALBUM AN
I KNOW JUST HOW ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA DEBU
TRACK THREE IS
WHERE I TELL HER
WE GONNA RENDEZVOUS ♪
♪ I'M SIGNED TO
THE GATEKEEPER
DON'T BELIEVE THE GOSSIP
CAUSE IT AIN'T TRUE ♪
♪ HALF OF THE DREAMS I HA
ALREADY CAME TRU
AND THEY NEVER TOLD ME
ANYTHING I COULDN'T DO ♪
♪ I GOT A MIRROR IN MY ROOM
I LIKE TO LOOK INT
AT SEVENTEEN I NEVER
THOUGHT THAT I WOULD ♪
♪ LOOK THIS CUT
CLASSMATES CAN'T BELIEVE
THE PLACE I TOOK IT TO ♪
♪ IF I DIDN'T RAP THEN
WOULD BE A GOOD MASSEUSE
FUN FACT BUT IT'S
HIDDEN TALENT CAUSE ♪
♪ SHE RUBBING MY BACK
ALL THESE DIFFERENT CITIES
I'M BECOMING SIDETRACKED
SHE LEAVING MY HOTEL ♪
♪ WEARING SOMETHING I PACKE
MY WARDROBE'S SPREAD
ACROSS THE WHOLE MAP ♪
♪ J.WISE USED TO BOOK M
FOR THE OPEN MIC
KILLS ME WHEN THEY ACT
LIKE THIS WAS OVERNIGHT ♪
♪ LIKE WE DIDN'T DO A
TOUR IN A TINY VAN
EIGHT DEEP AT THE SHOW
IT MIGHT BE EIGHT FANS ♪
♪ THAT BUILDS CHARACTER
SOMETHING Y'ALL COUL
PROBABLY USE MORE OF ♪
♪ IF I TOLD THE TRUTH TO HE
I KNOW SHE'D BE TORE U
THEY LOVE IT WHEN I RAP ♪
♪ AND I DON'T EVE
PUT A CHORUS
TURKEY ON CIABATTA
FROM THE DELI ♪
♪ SHOUT TO MORRIS
THIRTY GRAND TO SHOW U
WE MIGHT AS WELL POUR UP
FAKE HANDSHAKES WE KNOW ♪
♪ YOU AIN'T GOING FOR U
IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT
YOUR AURA I KNOW ♪
♪
♪ IT IS A JAM
IT IS
I CAN TELL WHO'S
ON THE WAY OUT ♪
♪ TWENTY-FIVE SHOWS
CHECK THE PAY OU
I AIN'T GOIN' HOME
I'MA STAY OUT ♪
♪ EVERYBODY HATE YOU WHEN
THEY LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT
I JUST SIT BACK AN
LET IT PLAY OUT ♪
♪ SHE GONNA LET ME HIT IT
ANY DAY NOW OO
WHAT YOU GONNA SAY NOW OOH
OH MY EX GIRL GOT ♪
♪ A BABY NOW OO
BUT SHE STILL LET ME
STAY NOW OOH ♪
♪ I GOT A DALLAS AN
AN H-TOWN BO
GOT A BADDIE OUT
CAPE TOWN TOO ♪
♪ WHOLE GANG EATIN'
STEAK HOUSE FOOD
GET THE CHEC
I AIN'T CHECKING WHAT ♪
♪ IT CAME OUT T
I TELL PROMOTERS
I DON'T TALK
ABOUT THE MONEY ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHO TO HAN
THE ENVELOPE T
BIG JOHN GOT THE CAS
AND HE BEEN THE GO TO ♪
♪ HEARD THE BEAT TOLD NICKI
PUT IT IN THE PRO TOOL
GOT A FOUNTAIN ON TH
CHAIN AND IT'S INDIGO BLUE ♪
♪ MIGHT MESS AROUND AND
GET A GOLD TOOTH
I'M A RESTAURANT-GOE
NEVER BEEN TO WHOLE FOODS ♪
♪ SHE GONNA LISTEN TO THE
SONG SAY THIS A WHOLE MOOD
I'M IN THE MOUNTAINS
OUT WEST ON A TOUR BUS ♪
♪ TEXTING THE CHICK
I USED TO MESS WIT
GOT HER IN THE BAT
DOING VIDEO SHOOTS ♪
♪ TRIED TO SEND ONE TO ME
BUT IT DIDN'T GO THROUGH
AND SHE GONNA LET ME HIT I
ANY DAY NOW OOH ♪
♪ WHAT YOU GONNA SAY NOW OO
MY EX GIRL GOT
A BABY NOW OOH ♪
♪ BUT SHE STILL LET M
STAY NOW OOH
I CAN TELL WHO'S
ON THE WAY OUT ♪
♪ TWENTY-FIVE SHOWS
CHECK THE PAY OU
I AIN'T GOING HOME
I'MA STAY OUT ♪
♪ EVERYBODY HATE YOU WHEN
THEY LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT
I JUST SIT BACK AN
LET IT PLAY OUT ♪
♪ AND SHE GONNA LET ME HIT IT
ANY DAY NOW OO
WHAT YOU GONNA SAY NOW OOH
OH MY EX GIRL GOT ♪
♪ A BABY NOW OO
BUT SHE STILL LET ME
STAY NOW OOH ♪
♪
MY DEBUT ALBUM, "THAT'S WHAT
THEY ALL SAY" IS OUT NOW
PEACE AND LOVE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO
JACK HARLOW.
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE
COME BACK, EVERYBODY
COME ON.
♪
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
KRISTEN WIIG
WATCH HER THIS SATURDAY ON
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
GRAHAM NORTON, THANK YOU
JACK HARLOW, THANK YOU
THE ROOTS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WEAR A MASK.
WASH YOUR HANDS.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
♪