1 00:00:23,030 --> 00:00:24,250 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER 2 00:00:23,030 --> 00:00:24,250 CENTER IN THE HEART OF 3 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:25,250 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 4 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:25,250 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 5 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:26,250 JIMMY FALLON." 6 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:26,250 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 7 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:31,260 GUESTS, JON HAMM, MEGHAN 8 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:31,260 TRAINOR, MUSICAL GUEST 9 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:34,289 MEGHAN TRAINOR FEATURING EARTH, 10 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:34,289 WIND & FIRE, AND THE LEGENDARY 11 00:00:34,289 --> 00:00:40,140 ROOTS CREW 12 00:00:39,149 --> 00:00:40,140 AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, 13 00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:40,140 JIMMY FALLON 14 00:00:41,179 --> 00:00:49,039 ♪ 15 00:00:41,179 --> 00:00:49,039 ♪ 16 00:00:49,039 --> 00:00:51,090 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 17 00:00:49,039 --> 00:00:51,090 YEAH, THANK YOU. 18 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:56,000 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 19 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:56,000 THANK YOU. 20 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,009 HI, NICE TO SEE YOU. 21 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,009 THANK YOU VERY MUCH EVERYBODY. 22 00:01:00,009 --> 00:01:04,090 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 23 00:01:00,009 --> 00:01:04,090 AND WELCOME. 24 00:01:04,090 --> 00:01:05,219 WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE TONIGHT 25 00:01:04,090 --> 00:01:05,219 SHOW 26 00:01:05,219 --> 00:01:10,099 THIS IS IT 27 00:01:05,219 --> 00:01:10,099 LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND 28 00:01:10,099 --> 00:01:13,069 JOKES. 29 00:01:10,099 --> 00:01:13,069 WELL GUYS, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS 30 00:01:13,069 --> 00:01:14,109 BEEN TRYING EVERYTHING TO 31 00:01:13,069 --> 00:01:14,109 OVERTURN THE ELECTION AND HE 32 00:01:14,109 --> 00:01:18,260 FINALLY GOT ONE OF HIS CASES TO 33 00:01:14,109 --> 00:01:18,260 THE SUPREME COURT. 34 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:21,230 LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT. 35 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:21,230 >> THE SUPREME COURT HAS SHUT 36 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,280 DOWN ONE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP'S 37 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,280 LATEST AND LAST ATTEMPTS TO 38 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:27,079 OVERTURN THE ELECTION. 39 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:27,079 IN ONE SHORT SENTENCE, THE 40 00:01:27,079 --> 00:01:28,109 COURT DENIED A REPUBLICAN 41 00:01:27,079 --> 00:01:28,109 CHALLENGE TO THE VOTE IN 42 00:01:28,109 --> 00:01:33,049 PENNSYLVANIA 43 00:01:28,109 --> 00:01:33,049 >> Jimmy: THAT IS AMAZING. 44 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:36,000 THEY REJECTED TRUMP'S WHOLE 45 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:36,000 ARGUMENT IN ONE SENTENCE 46 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,180 [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,180 THAT IS PRETTY MUCH THE SUPREME 48 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:42,270 COURT'S VERSION OF RESPONDING 49 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:42,270 TO A LONG TEXT WITH K. 50 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:46,060 [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:46,060 ONE SENTENCE 52 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:48,009 THAT PAGE HAD LESS INK THAN 53 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:48,009 RUDY GIULIANI'S FACE 54 00:01:48,009 --> 00:01:55,090 [ APPLAUSE ] 55 00:01:48,009 --> 00:01:55,090 THAT'S BASICALLY A TWEET THAT 56 00:01:55,090 --> 00:01:58,030 WENT TO LAW SCHOOL 57 00:01:55,090 --> 00:01:58,030 [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,090 IT IS THE EQUIVALENT OF A JUDGE 59 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,090 TAKING OFF HIS LEATHER GLOVE 60 00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:05,159 AND SLAPPING YOU WITH IT 61 00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:05,159 YOU FOOL 62 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:09,270 ALL OF THE JUSTICES WERE LIKE, 63 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:09,270 "WE PUT ON OUR ROBES FOR THIS? 64 00:02:09,270 --> 00:02:11,219 THE COURT REALLY TRIED TO DO 65 00:02:09,270 --> 00:02:11,219 TRUMP A FAVOR THOUGH 66 00:02:11,219 --> 00:02:12,259 THEY FIGURED IF IT WAS ONE 67 00:02:11,219 --> 00:02:12,259 SENTENCE, HE WOULD ACTUALLY 68 00:02:12,259 --> 00:02:17,009 READ IT. 69 00:02:12,259 --> 00:02:17,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:02:17,009 --> 00:02:18,060 FOR TRUMP, IT FELT LIKE 71 00:02:17,009 --> 00:02:18,060 APPLYING TO COLLEGE AND GETTING 72 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:21,210 BACK A THIN ENVELOPE 73 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:21,210 IT IS LIKE WELL, THIS CAN'T BE 74 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:26,250 GOOD 75 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:26,250 [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:28,180 TRUMP ISN'T GIVING UP THOUGH 77 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:28,180 HE IS LIKE NOW IT IS TIME TO 78 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:33,090 APPEAL TO AN EVEN HIGHER COURT, 79 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:33,090 THE JEDI COUNCIL 80 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:37,069 DEAR @MANDALORIAN. 81 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:37,069 THE OTHER BIG NEWS IS THAT 82 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,129 AFTER TESTING POSITIVE FOR 83 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,129 COVID, TODAY, RUDY GIULIANI WAS 84 00:02:38,129 --> 00:02:43,039 DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL 85 00:02:38,129 --> 00:02:43,039 YEAH 86 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:45,289 ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER RUDY 87 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:45,289 DISCHARGE. 88 00:02:45,289 --> 00:02:52,289 [ LAUGHTER ] 89 00:02:45,289 --> 00:02:52,289 THAT IS RIGHT, AMERICA'S 90 00:02:52,289 --> 00:02:57,240 MR. BEAN IS BACK IN ACTION 91 00:02:52,289 --> 00:02:57,240 JEWELL DIDN'T WASTE ANY TIME 92 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,280 EMBARRASSING HIMSELF 93 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,280 HE WAVED GOOD-BYE TO THE 94 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,050 DOCTORS WEARING A GOWN THAT WAS 95 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,050 OPEN IN THE FRONT. 96 00:03:02,050 --> 00:03:07,219 HE WAS LIKE, "I WAS JUST 97 00:03:02,050 --> 00:03:07,219 TUCKING IT IN. 98 00:03:07,219 --> 00:03:10,039 BUT THE HOSPITAL STAFF DOESN'T 99 00:03:07,219 --> 00:03:10,039 HAVE FAITH IN RUDY 100 00:03:10,039 --> 00:03:11,259 ON HIS WAY OUT, HE GRABBED A 101 00:03:10,039 --> 00:03:11,259 A DUNKIN' DONUTS NAPKIN OFF OF 102 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:12,289 THE GROUND AND BLEW HIS NOSE IN 103 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:12,289 IT 104 00:03:12,289 --> 00:03:16,139 IT'S LIKE, "HEY GUY. 105 00:03:12,289 --> 00:03:16,139 THAT'S RIGHT, THE NURSES ARE 106 00:03:16,139 --> 00:03:18,199 THRILLED RUDY IS GONE. 107 00:03:16,139 --> 00:03:18,199 NOW THEY DON'T HAVE TO KEEP 108 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:24,199 CHANGING HIS HEAD PAN. 109 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:24,199 [ LAUGHTER ] 110 00:03:24,199 --> 00:03:29,020 THAT IS A GREAT JOKE, YEAH 111 00:03:24,199 --> 00:03:29,020 YEAH, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE IS SO 112 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:30,039 MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW, 113 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:30,039 PRESIDENT TRUMP'S LAWSUITS 114 00:03:30,039 --> 00:03:34,189 CONTINUE TO BE THROWN OUT. 115 00:03:30,039 --> 00:03:34,189 PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO GET THE 116 00:03:34,189 --> 00:03:37,079 COVID VACCINE. 117 00:03:34,189 --> 00:03:37,079 JOE EXOTIC ASKED KIM KARDASHIAN 118 00:03:37,079 --> 00:03:38,099 TO HELP HIM GET A PRESIDENTIAL 119 00:03:37,079 --> 00:03:38,099 PARDON AND WORKERS AT 120 00:03:38,099 --> 00:03:45,159 A NEW YORK CITY CHIPOTLE ARE 121 00:03:38,099 --> 00:03:45,159 FIGHTING OFF A HORDE OF RATS 122 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:47,219 THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER, SO 123 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:47,219 LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT 124 00:03:47,219 --> 00:03:50,099 ALL AT ONCE. 125 00:03:47,219 --> 00:03:50,099 IT IS TIME FOR A NEWS SMASH. 126 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:55,090 [ APPLAUSE ] 127 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:55,090 ♪ 128 00:03:55,090 --> 00:03:58,039 FIRST UP, TRUMP'S LAWSUITS ARE 129 00:03:55,090 --> 00:03:58,039 NOT GOING WELL 130 00:03:58,039 --> 00:03:59,079 THE SUPREME COURT JUST 131 00:03:58,039 --> 00:03:59,079 DISMISSED THE GOP'S ATTEMPT TO 132 00:03:59,079 --> 00:04:03,009 OVERTURN THE ELECTION IN 133 00:03:59,079 --> 00:04:03,009 PENNSYLVANIA 134 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:04,080 SO I'M SORRY MR. PRESIDENT, YOU 135 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:04,080 TRIED YOUR BEST BUT IT JUST 136 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:07,159 WASN'T EFFECTIVE 137 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:07,159 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS EFFECTIVE, 138 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:10,050 THE COVID VACCINE. 139 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:10,050 IT IS MAKING THE ROUNDS IN 140 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:12,030 ENGLAND. 141 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:12,030 AND THINGS ARE LOOKING 142 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:13,159 PROMISING. 143 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:13,159 I GOT TO SAY IT IS NICE TO GET 144 00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:14,199 SOME GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE, 145 00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:14,199 INSTEAD OF NEWS THAT COMPLETELY 146 00:04:14,199 --> 00:04:18,199 MELTS YOUR BRAIN AND MAKES YOU 147 00:04:14,199 --> 00:04:18,199 FEEL INSANE. 148 00:04:18,199 --> 00:04:19,259 SPEAKING OF WHICH, JOE EXOTIC 149 00:04:18,199 --> 00:04:19,259 ASKED KIM KARDASHIAN TO HELP 150 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:25,199 HIM GET A PRESIDENTIAL PARDON. 151 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:25,199 [ LAUGHTER ] 152 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:28,120 JOE IS IN PRISON FOR TRYING TO 153 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:28,120 MURDER CAROLE BASKIN 154 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:31,009 BUT HE WANTS TO GET BACK INTO 155 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:31,009 HIS LIFE OF WRANGLING TIGERS 156 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:33,029 I MEAN, IF WE WANTS TO WRANGLE 157 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:33,029 LARGE, FURRY BEASTS, HE COULD 158 00:04:33,029 --> 00:04:38,139 ALWAYS APPLY FOR A JOB AT 159 00:04:33,029 --> 00:04:38,139 CHIPOTLE 160 00:04:38,139 --> 00:04:39,120 [ LAUGHTER ] 161 00:04:38,139 --> 00:04:39,120 A LOCATION IN NEW YORK CITY IS 162 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:43,180 STRUGGLING TO DEAL WITH A HORDE 163 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:43,180 OF GIANT RATS. 164 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:45,129 IT'S GOTTEN SO BAD THAT FOUR 165 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:45,129 EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN BITTEN 166 00:04:45,129 --> 00:04:47,259 THAT IS NOT GOOD 167 00:04:45,129 --> 00:04:47,259 THEY SHOULD PROBABLY ALL GET 168 00:04:47,259 --> 00:04:50,110 VACCINATED 169 00:04:47,259 --> 00:04:50,110 [ LAUGHTER ] 170 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:52,029 THE U.S. WILL START GIVING OUT 171 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:52,029 COVID VACCINES SOON. 172 00:04:52,029 --> 00:04:54,189 AND THE PEOPLE THAT ARE FIRST 173 00:04:52,029 --> 00:04:54,189 IN LINE TO RECEIVE THEM ARE, OF 174 00:04:54,189 --> 00:04:57,069 COURSE, ELDERLY PEOPLE WITH 175 00:04:54,189 --> 00:04:57,069 UNDERLYING HEALTH ISSUES 176 00:04:57,069 --> 00:05:01,029 PEOPLE LIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP. 177 00:04:57,069 --> 00:05:01,029 [ LAUGHTER ] 178 00:05:01,029 --> 00:05:02,069 ALL THREE OF TRUMP'S SUPREME 179 00:05:01,029 --> 00:05:02,069 COURT NOMINEES VOTED AGAINST 180 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:07,000 HIS CAUSE THIS WEEK. 181 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:07,000 LOSING ALL THOSE CASES HAS GOT 182 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,019 TO STING, KIND OF LIKE WHEN YOU 183 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,019 GET BITTEN BY A RAT AT WORK. 184 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:12,069 [ LAUGHTER ] 185 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:12,069 THEY ARE CHEWING THROUGH WIRES 186 00:05:12,069 --> 00:05:14,189 AND NIBBLING ON AVOCADOS 187 00:05:12,069 --> 00:05:14,189 IT'S BASICALLY A CHUCK E. 188 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:17,079 CHIPOTLE IN THERE. 189 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:17,079 AND THE WORKERS DON'T STAND 190 00:05:17,079 --> 00:05:21,189 A CHANCE 191 00:05:17,079 --> 00:05:21,189 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DOES NOT 192 00:05:21,189 --> 00:05:23,180 STAND A CHANCE, JOE EXOTIC 193 00:05:21,189 --> 00:05:23,180 [ LAUGHTER ] 194 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:24,160 KIM KARDASHIAN ISN'T GOING TO 195 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:24,160 SAVE YOU, MAN. 196 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:28,279 BUT HEY, IT WAS WORTH A SHOT 197 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:28,279 [ LAUGHTER ] 198 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:31,069 IN CONCLUSION, I DON'T THINK 199 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:31,069 IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT 200 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:33,060 I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO 201 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:33,060 WORK OUT 202 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:36,120 I THINK IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT 203 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:36,120 I WOULD NOT WORK THERE 204 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:43,279 THIS HAS BEEN A NEWS SMASH 205 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:43,279 [ APPLAUSE ] 206 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:46,199 WELL, SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS 207 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:46,199 IN RUSSIA. 208 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:47,269 THEY ARE TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO 209 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:47,269 DRINK ALCOHOL FOR ALMOST TWO 210 00:05:47,269 --> 00:05:52,170 MONTHS AFTER TAKING THE RUSSIAN 211 00:05:47,269 --> 00:05:52,170 VACCINE. 212 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:53,259 RUSSIANS HEARD IT AND WERE LIKE 213 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:53,259 WE WILL TAKE OUR CHANCES WITH 214 00:05:53,259 --> 00:05:59,129 THE VIRUS. 215 00:05:53,259 --> 00:05:59,129 [ LAUGHTER ] 216 00:05:59,129 --> 00:06:00,189 YOU KNOW IT IS SERIOUS BECAUSE 217 00:05:59,129 --> 00:06:00,189 RUSSIA DOES NOT EVEN GIVE THAT 218 00:06:00,189 --> 00:06:04,040 WARNING TO PREGNANT WOMEN. 219 00:06:00,189 --> 00:06:04,040 [ LAUGHTER ] 220 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,050 MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT-ELECT 221 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,050 BIDEN IS BUSY WITH THE 222 00:06:05,050 --> 00:06:06,120 TRANSITION AND TODAY, I READ HE 223 00:06:05,050 --> 00:06:06,120 IS THINKING ABOUT MAKING PETE 224 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:12,269 BUTTIGIEG THE AMBASSADOR TO 225 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:12,269 CHINA. 226 00:06:12,269 --> 00:06:14,029 BUTTIGIEG HEARD AND WAS LIKE, 227 00:06:12,269 --> 00:06:14,029 "YES, PLEASE SEND ME TO WUHAN 228 00:06:14,029 --> 00:06:19,269 WHERE IT IS SAFER. 229 00:06:14,029 --> 00:06:19,269 AND APPARENTLY, BIDEN TOLD 230 00:06:19,269 --> 00:06:21,189 BUTTIGIEG TO TAKE IT FROM ME, 231 00:06:19,269 --> 00:06:21,189 IF YOU WORK HARD, YOU CAN BE 232 00:06:21,189 --> 00:06:25,040 PRESIDENT IN 50 YEARS. 233 00:06:21,189 --> 00:06:25,040 [ LAUGHTER ] 234 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,100 THAT'S RIGHT, THE AMBASSADOR 235 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,100 JOB IS WAY BETTER THAN THE ONE 236 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:32,100 TRUMP OFFERED HIM. 237 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:32,100 WHITE HOUSE ELF ON THE SHELF 238 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,290 HERE'S SOME TECH NEWS, GOOGLE 239 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,290 JUST RELEASED THEIR BREAKDOWN 240 00:06:35,290 --> 00:06:38,110 OF 2020'S MOST SEARCHED TOPICS 241 00:06:35,290 --> 00:06:38,110 NO SURPRISE, NUMBER ONE WAS 242 00:06:38,110 --> 00:06:40,230 CORONAVIRUS. 243 00:06:38,110 --> 00:06:40,230 AND NUMBER TWO WAS ELECTION 244 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:42,230 RESULTS. 245 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:42,230 BUT THEY ALSO RELEASED A LIST 246 00:06:42,230 --> 00:06:45,180 OF THEIR LEAST SEARCHED TERMS. 247 00:06:42,230 --> 00:06:45,180 THE STUFF THAT NOBODY GOOGLED 248 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:49,159 ALL YEAR 249 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:49,159 CHECK THIS OUT 250 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,019 NUMBER FIVE WAS SOURDOUGH 251 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,019 STOPPER. 252 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:55,139 [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:55,139 INTERESTING. 254 00:06:55,139 --> 00:06:58,050 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A THING 255 00:06:55,139 --> 00:06:58,050 THE FOURTH LEAST SEARCHED TERM 256 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:59,269 WAS FACEMASKS WITH 257 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:59,269 MITCH McCONNELL'S CHIN ON THEM 258 00:06:59,269 --> 00:07:05,269 [ LAUGHTER ] 259 00:06:59,269 --> 00:07:05,269 NUMBER THREE WAS JUST MANK 260 00:07:05,269 --> 00:07:12,100 NUDES. 261 00:07:05,269 --> 00:07:12,100 [ LAUGHTER ] 262 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,120 NUMBER TWO WAS HOW MUCH TO HIRE 263 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,120 THE LAW OFFICES OF 264 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:17,220 RUDY GIULIANI. 265 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:17,220 [ LAUGHTER ] 266 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:21,100 AND THE NUMBER ONE LEAST 267 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:21,100 SEARCHED THING IN 2020 WAS WOP 268 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:31,079 SHEET MUSIC FOR CHURCH CHOIR 269 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:31,079 [ APPLAUSE ] 270 00:07:31,079 --> 00:07:32,209 THAT'S REALLY MORE OF AN ORGAN 271 00:07:31,079 --> 00:07:32,209 SONG 272 00:07:32,209 --> 00:07:36,129 [ LAUGHTER ] 273 00:07:32,209 --> 00:07:36,129 AND FINALLY, I SAW THAT WAZE 274 00:07:36,129 --> 00:07:37,159 HAS A NEW FEATURE FOR THE 275 00:07:36,129 --> 00:07:37,159 HOLIDAYS WHERE YOU CAN HAVE 276 00:07:37,159 --> 00:07:42,159 SANTA'S VOICE GIVE YOU 277 00:07:37,159 --> 00:07:42,159 DIRECTIONS - 278 00:07:42,159 --> 00:07:43,250 WHICH SOUNDS FUN UNTIL YOUR 279 00:07:42,159 --> 00:07:43,250 KIDS HEAR THEIR DAD SNAP AT 280 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:46,199 SANTA. 281 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:46,199 ALL RIGHT. 282 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,000 I HEARD YOU. 283 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,000 IT'S ACTUALLY JUST A MALL 284 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:52,149 SANTA, SO EVERY NOW AND THEN, 285 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:52,149 YOU'LL HEAR -- 50 FEET 286 00:07:52,149 --> 00:07:54,170 EXPLAIN TO ME WHY MY WIFE LEFT 287 00:07:52,149 --> 00:07:54,170 ME 288 00:07:54,170 --> 00:07:56,159 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 289 00:07:54,170 --> 00:07:56,159 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 290 00:07:56,159 --> 00:08:08,129 EVERYBODY. 291 00:07:56,159 --> 00:08:08,129 ♪ 292 00:08:08,129 --> 00:08:10,250 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 293 00:08:08,129 --> 00:08:10,250 FOR YOU TONIGHT. 294 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:12,139 HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "WILD 295 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:12,139 MOUNTAIN THYME." 296 00:08:12,139 --> 00:08:19,170 JON HAMM IS HERE 297 00:08:12,139 --> 00:08:19,170 PLUS HER NEW ALBUM, "A VERY 298 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:21,269 TRAINOR CHRISTMAS" IS OUT NOW. 299 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:21,269 MEGHAN TRAINOR IS HERE 300 00:08:21,269 --> 00:08:24,009 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 301 00:08:21,269 --> 00:08:24,009 WE ARE GOING TO TALK TO 302 00:08:24,009 --> 00:08:25,089 MEGHAN TRAINOR 303 00:08:24,009 --> 00:08:25,089 WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN WITH 304 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:26,120 A NEW GAME CALLED GOOGLE 305 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:26,120 TRANSLATE SONGS, THEN LATER IN 306 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,139 THE SHOW, SHE'S GOING TO 307 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,139 PERFORM A HOLIDAY SONG WITH 308 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:33,269 EARTH, WIND & FIRE 309 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:33,269 STAY TUNED FOR THAT. 310 00:08:33,269 --> 00:08:38,120 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 311 00:08:33,269 --> 00:08:38,120 GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY EIGHT 312 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:42,259 SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON 313 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:42,259 CHRISTMAS BREAK. 314 00:08:42,259 --> 00:08:44,049 WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT 315 00:08:42,259 --> 00:08:44,049 BELOVED "THE TONIGHT SHOW" 316 00:08:44,049 --> 00:08:45,080 TRADITION. 317 00:08:44,049 --> 00:08:45,080 IT IS TIME FOR 12 DAYS OF 318 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:53,269 CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 319 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:53,269 ♪ 320 00:08:53,269 --> 00:08:55,070 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, EVERY 321 00:08:53,269 --> 00:08:55,070 SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, 322 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:56,100 WE WILL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY 323 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:56,100 AUDIENCE MEMBER A GLORIOUS 324 00:08:56,100 --> 00:09:04,059 CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE 325 00:08:56,100 --> 00:09:04,059 COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET 326 00:09:04,059 --> 00:09:09,029 NOW SINCE THERE ARE EIGHT SHOWS 327 00:09:04,059 --> 00:09:09,029 LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER 328 00:09:09,029 --> 00:09:12,080 EIGHT. 329 00:09:09,029 --> 00:09:12,080 ALL THE WAY UP TOP 330 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,110 OH, YEAH 331 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,110 LOOK AT THAT 332 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:16,100 I LOVE IT. 333 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:16,100 WOW. 334 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:22,000 THAT IS GORGEOUS 335 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:22,000 THAT IS NICE 336 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,049 WOW. 337 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,049 THAT IS JUST BEAUTIFUL 338 00:09:26,049 --> 00:09:30,129 THERE IS A TURTLENECK INSIDE 339 00:09:26,049 --> 00:09:30,129 THE SWEATER. 340 00:09:30,129 --> 00:09:32,029 IS THAT A COUPLE OF PARTRIDGES 341 00:09:30,129 --> 00:09:32,029 OOH, ON THE BACK, A DANCING 342 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:36,100 LADY, ST. PAULY GIRL, YEAH 343 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:36,100 NOT AN AD. 344 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:39,159 NOT AN AD. 345 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:39,159 HOW MANY BIRDS DO YOU GOT ON 346 00:09:39,159 --> 00:09:41,009 THERE? 347 00:09:39,159 --> 00:09:41,009 ONE, TWO, THREE -- YOU GOT 348 00:09:41,009 --> 00:09:43,200 THREE PARTRIDGES 349 00:09:41,009 --> 00:09:43,200 IT IS NOT A PEAR TREE. 350 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,090 BUT YOU GET THE IDEA 351 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,090 GUYS, LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING 352 00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:48,039 HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER. 353 00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:48,039 EVERYONE, LOOK AT YOUR SEAT 354 00:09:48,039 --> 00:09:49,149 NUMBER 355 00:09:48,039 --> 00:09:49,149 IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON 356 00:09:49,149 --> 00:09:51,289 DOWN 357 00:09:49,149 --> 00:09:51,289 QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL 358 00:09:51,289 --> 00:09:57,289 PLEASE 359 00:09:51,289 --> 00:09:57,289 [ DRUM ROLL 360 00:09:57,289 --> 00:10:09,039 237. 361 00:09:57,289 --> 00:10:09,039 ♪ 362 00:10:09,039 --> 00:10:10,120 >> Jimmy: HEY. 363 00:10:09,039 --> 00:10:10,120 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING IN 364 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,120 OUR AUDIENCE TONIGHT 365 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,120 WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE 366 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,240 YOU FROM 367 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,240 >> CARMINE 368 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,000 ORIGINALLY FROM BROOKLYN BUT 369 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,000 LIVE IN STATEN ISLAND NOW, MAKE 370 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:22,169 BAD DECISIONS. 371 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:22,169 >> Jimmy: WHY NOT. 372 00:10:22,169 --> 00:10:26,110 NOW YOU ARE WEARING A NICE, 373 00:10:22,169 --> 00:10:26,110 WARM FLEECE THERE. 374 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:28,039 BUT I THINK THAT THIS WOULD 375 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:28,039 WORK OUT PERFECT 376 00:10:28,039 --> 00:10:29,129 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 377 00:10:28,039 --> 00:10:29,129 >> I THINK SO. 378 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,289 I THINK SO 379 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,289 I WILL GO WITH TREE FRONT. 380 00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:33,129 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE 381 00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:33,129 AGAIN, THESE SWEATERS HAVE NO 382 00:10:33,129 --> 00:10:37,240 FRONT OR BACKS 383 00:10:33,129 --> 00:10:37,240 EVERYONE IS GUESSING AT WHAT 384 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:40,220 THE FRONT AND BACK IS. 385 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:40,220 OH, LOOK AT THIS ALREADY 386 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:46,049 I FEEL THIS -- OH, LOOK AT 387 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:46,049 THIS 388 00:10:46,049 --> 00:10:47,250 YEAH, THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING 389 00:10:46,049 --> 00:10:47,250 ABOUT. 390 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:50,169 TURN AROUND AND SEE IT IN 391 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:50,169 FRONT. 392 00:10:50,169 --> 00:10:52,149 OH, PERFECT. 393 00:10:50,169 --> 00:10:52,149 MY GOD 394 00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:54,240 FANTASTIC. 395 00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:54,240 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 396 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,269 LET'S GIVE OUR WINNER A ROUND 397 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,269 OF APPLAUSE. 398 00:10:55,269 --> 00:10:58,120 THANK YOU TO THE LUCKY 399 00:10:55,269 --> 00:10:58,120 AUDIENCE 400 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,149 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JON 401 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,149 HAMM EVERYONE. 402 00:11:00,149 --> 00:11:22,129 COME ON BACK 403 00:11:00,149 --> 00:11:22,129 ♪ 404 00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:24,090 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS -- 405 00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:24,090 A LOT OF PEOPLE CALL HIM THE 406 00:11:24,090 --> 00:11:26,139 BEST 407 00:11:24,090 --> 00:11:26,139 THAT'S IT. 408 00:11:26,139 --> 00:11:30,019 HE'S JUST THE BEST 409 00:11:26,139 --> 00:11:30,019 BECAUSE HE IS. 410 00:11:30,019 --> 00:11:33,110 HE'S AN EMMY AND A GOLDEN GLOBE 411 00:11:30,019 --> 00:11:33,110 WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE 412 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:36,029 NEW MOVIE "WILD MOUNTAIN THYME" 413 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:36,029 WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND ON 414 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,250 DEMAND THIS FRIDAY 415 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,250 HERE IS THE ONE AND ONLY 416 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:41,240 JON HAMM 417 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:41,240 >> YOU KNOW WHAT 418 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,159 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M -- 419 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,159 >> I'LL TAKE IT. 420 00:11:43,159 --> 00:11:45,120 I'LL TAKE IT 421 00:11:43,159 --> 00:11:45,120 >> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT TO SEE 422 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,190 YOU, BUDDY 423 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,190 AS ALWAYS. 424 00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:48,169 >> THE BEST. 425 00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:48,169 THIS IS THE BEST 426 00:11:48,169 --> 00:11:50,159 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW 427 00:11:48,169 --> 00:11:50,159 I HAD TO CALL YOU THE BEST, 428 00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:54,110 BECAUSE YOU REALLY ARE 429 00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:54,110 EVERYONE I TALK TO, THEY GO, 430 00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:55,230 "PLEASE, WE LOVE JON HAMM. 431 00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:55,230 YOU ARE THE BEST 432 00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:57,250 >> I'LL TAKE IT. 433 00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:57,250 I'LL TAKE IT 434 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,009 >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON 435 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,009 OUR SHOW WE WERE TALKING TO 436 00:12:00,009 --> 00:12:03,129 EACH OTHER FROM OUR HOMES. 437 00:12:00,009 --> 00:12:03,129 IT WAS SEVEN MONTHS -- SEVEN 438 00:12:03,129 --> 00:12:04,190 MONTHS AGO 439 00:12:03,129 --> 00:12:04,190 >> EARLY PANDEMIC. 440 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,110 >> Jimmy: NOW I'M IN THE 441 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,110 STUDIO 442 00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:09,000 BUT YOU WERE BACK IN THE FILM 443 00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:09,000 SET. 444 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,049 >> I KNOW, I WAS BACK ON A FILM 445 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,049 SET IN DETROIT, MICHIGAN DURING 446 00:12:11,049 --> 00:12:14,240 THE ELECTION 447 00:12:11,049 --> 00:12:14,240 >> Jimmy: WOW. 448 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,159 >> WHICH WAS VERY STRANGE TO BE 449 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,159 IN A BATTLEGROUND STATE DURING 450 00:12:17,159 --> 00:12:20,210 AN ELECTION, I WILL SAY THAT 451 00:12:17,159 --> 00:12:20,210 BUT ALSO STRANGE MAKING A MOVIE 452 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:24,120 WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO BE IN 453 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:24,120 MASKS UNTIL THREE SECONDS 454 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,179 BEFORE THEY STARTED ROLLING THE 455 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,179 CAMERAS. 456 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,240 >> Jimmy: MY GOSH. 457 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,240 >> BUT WE DID IT 458 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,259 WE WERE SAFE 459 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,259 NOBODY GOT INFECTED OR SUPER 460 00:12:30,259 --> 00:12:34,009 SPREAD, ANYTHING 461 00:12:30,259 --> 00:12:34,009 >> Jimmy: IS THIS THE 462 00:12:34,009 --> 00:12:35,269 SODERBERGH MOVIE 463 00:12:34,009 --> 00:12:35,269 >> STEVE SODERBERGH DIRECTED 464 00:12:35,269 --> 00:12:39,289 >> Jimmy: COME ONE 465 00:12:35,269 --> 00:12:39,289 >> CAST INCLUDING SELF, WE HAD 466 00:12:39,289 --> 00:12:42,289 CHEADLE. 467 00:12:39,289 --> 00:12:42,289 WE HAD BENICIO DEL T 468 00:12:42,289 --> 00:12:48,080 >> Jimmy: OH 469 00:12:42,289 --> 00:12:48,080 >> WE HAD KIERAN CULKIN. 470 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:51,059 FOR THE YONGER VIEWERS OUT 471 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:51,059 THERE, WE HAD NOAH JUPE. 472 00:12:51,059 --> 00:12:55,070 >> Jimmy: I WOULD GO TO THIS 473 00:12:51,059 --> 00:12:55,070 PARTY IN TWO SECONDS 474 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:57,000 >> IT HAD BEEN NOT ON LOCKDOWN 475 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:57,000 YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN INVITED. 476 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,220 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 477 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,220 WERE YOU GUYS IN A BUBBLE 478 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:02,230 SOMEWHERE? 479 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:02,230 >> YEAH, WE ALL STAYED IN THE 480 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,289 SAME HOTEL IN DOWNTOWN DETROIT 481 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,289 WHICH BY THE WAY, DETROIT, IF 482 00:13:04,289 --> 00:13:06,279 YOU GET A CHANCE, GO VISIT 483 00:13:04,289 --> 00:13:06,279 >> Jimmy: YUP. 484 00:13:06,279 --> 00:13:09,259 I DID -- 485 00:13:06,279 --> 00:13:09,259 >> IT'S A VERY COOL CITY 486 00:13:09,259 --> 00:13:11,289 NEVER BEEN 487 00:13:09,259 --> 00:13:11,289 MY FIRST TIME. 488 00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:14,149 AND YEAH, IT WAS SUPER AWESOME 489 00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:14,149 >> Jimmy: OH, AND THEY HAVE 490 00:13:14,149 --> 00:13:15,169 GREAT HOT DOGS THERE, BY THE 491 00:13:14,149 --> 00:13:15,169 WAY. 492 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:20,080 >> YEAH. 493 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:20,080 THE CONEY DOGS, MAN. 494 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,110 I DEFINITELY -- I VISITED 495 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,110 LAFAYETTE CONEY DOGS, FREE 496 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:25,190 PLUG 497 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:25,190 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I LOVE - 498 00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:26,250 >> AND YOU KNOW THEY ARE RIGHT 499 00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:26,250 NEXT TO EACH OTHER 500 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:29,070 >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, THE WALLS 501 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:29,070 ARE TOUCHING 502 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:32,120 AMERICAN MIGHT BE THE OTHER. 503 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:32,120 >> AMERICAN AND LAFAYETTE, THEY 504 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:36,100 SHARE A WALL 505 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:36,100 >> Jimmy: COMPETING CONEY DOGS 506 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:39,149 >> IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE 507 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:39,149 HOTDOGS HERE, THE EXACT SAME 508 00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:44,289 THING IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR 509 00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:44,289 >> Jimmy: THREE SECONDS AWAY 510 00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:47,240 IT IS NOT EVEN LARRY DAVID 511 00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:47,240 IT IS BEYOND 512 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:51,120 SPITE STORE. 513 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:51,120 >> IF IT IS, IT HAS BEEN GOING 514 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:57,100 ON FOR 70 YEARS. 515 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:57,100 >> Jimmy: MY GOSH, HOW IS 516 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,230 CHEEDLE DOING? 517 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,230 >> GREAT 518 00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:02,269 I WENT TO LAFAYETTE WITH 519 00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:02,269 CHEEDLE. 520 00:14:02,269 --> 00:14:04,029 IT WAS A PRETTY OUT OF BODY 521 00:14:02,269 --> 00:14:04,029 EXPERIENCE FOR THE GREEK MAN 522 00:14:04,029 --> 00:14:08,000 WHO DID NOT CARE BY THE WAY. 523 00:14:04,029 --> 00:14:08,000 HE IS LIKE HOW MANY HOTDOGS DO 524 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:14,080 YOU WANT 525 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:14,080 TWO EACH 526 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,190 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS IT. 527 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,190 THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE 528 00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:17,100 DAY. 529 00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:17,100 DIDN'T CARE. 530 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:22,070 WE ARE GOOD. 531 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:22,070 SPEAKING OF DOGS, YOU GOT 532 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,029 A DOG? 533 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,029 >> I DO. 534 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,120 WHERE IS HE. 535 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,120 I THINK HE IS HIDING 536 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:29,080 YEAH 537 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:29,080 WE GOT A PUPPY 538 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,120 I AM USING IT VERY, VERY 539 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,120 LOOSELY BECAUSE HE IS 65 POUNDS 540 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:39,090 AND HE IS 8 MONTHS OLD 541 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:39,090 HE IS GOING TO BE A BIG CHUNK. 542 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:42,210 >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF A DOG 543 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:42,210 POODLE 544 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:47,289 >> YEAH. 545 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:47,289 IT IS HALF ROTTWEILER. 546 00:14:47,289 --> 00:14:50,169 MURPHY 547 00:14:47,289 --> 00:14:50,169 MURPHY, COME 548 00:14:50,169 --> 00:14:52,019 ALL RIGHT. 549 00:14:50,169 --> 00:14:52,019 ARE YOU READY. 550 00:14:52,019 --> 00:14:57,129 THIS IS MURPHY 551 00:14:52,019 --> 00:14:57,129 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD PUPPY. 552 00:14:57,129 --> 00:15:01,149 THAT'S A PUPPY 553 00:14:57,129 --> 00:15:01,149 OH, MY GOSH. 554 00:15:01,149 --> 00:15:02,279 HE IS A BEAST, DUDE. 555 00:15:01,149 --> 00:15:02,279 HE IS GOING TO BE BIG. 556 00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:08,210 >> I AM NOT KIDDING. 557 00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:08,210 HE IS A LARGE, LARGE DOG 558 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:10,139 >> Jimmy: IS THAT HIS TV DEBUT 559 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:10,139 >> YEAH. 560 00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:13,059 IT IS HIS TV DEBUT 561 00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:13,059 HE IMMEDIATELY BY THE WAY LEFT 562 00:15:13,059 --> 00:15:17,100 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 563 00:15:13,059 --> 00:15:17,100 >> HE IS IMPACTLY LIKE THE 564 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:22,139 GREEK WAITER AT LAFAYETTE CONEY 565 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:22,139 DOGS 566 00:15:22,139 --> 00:15:23,200 GOT WHAT HE NEEDED, GOT HIS TOY 567 00:15:22,139 --> 00:15:23,200 AND BAILED 568 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:27,159 >> Jimmy: YEAH 569 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:27,159 YOU KNOW I WANTED TO TALK TO 570 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:32,220 YOU QUICKLY BUT WE DON'T HAVE 571 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:32,220 TO LAY ON THE HORN TOO MUCH. 572 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:35,220 OUR BUDDY, ANDY SAMBERG WAS ON 573 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:35,220 THE SHOW 574 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:38,100 WE ARE LIKE WHAT SHOWS ARE YOU 575 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:38,100 WATCHING DURING QUARANTINE 576 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:49,009 HE SAID YOU KNOW WHAT I AM 577 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:49,009 WATCHING "MADMEN." 578 00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:49,269 I AM LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN 579 00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:49,269 IT 580 00:15:49,269 --> 00:15:52,289 I HAVE SEEN BUT NEVER WATCHED 581 00:15:49,269 --> 00:15:52,289 IT 582 00:15:52,289 --> 00:15:58,289 HE IS LIKE I FEEL SO BAD 583 00:15:52,289 --> 00:15:58,289 WE NEVER DISCUSSED IT. 584 00:15:58,289 --> 00:16:02,269 HE PROBABLY ASSUMED I SAW IT 585 00:15:58,289 --> 00:16:02,269 IT IS AMAZING. 586 00:16:02,269 --> 00:16:06,190 OF COURSE IT IS AMAZING. 587 00:16:02,269 --> 00:16:06,190 BUT HE WON EMMYS 588 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:12,000 WE CELEBRATED WITH HIM 589 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:12,000 >> YEAH. 590 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,059 THE FUNNY THING, YOU KNOW, THE 591 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,059 FIRST TIME I HOSTED SNL, THEY 592 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:18,100 ALL DRESSED UP IN MADMEN GEAR. 593 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:18,100 I AM LIKE SAMBERG KIND OF 594 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:21,190 HALF-ASSED IT. 595 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:21,190 WHO ARE YOU. 596 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:26,190 YOU JUST PUT ON A TIE. 597 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:26,190 TAPED A CIGARETTE WITH A PENCIL 598 00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:35,210 SKIRT. 599 00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:35,210 HADER WAS IN DRAG. 600 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:39,159 I REALIZED WHEN HE TEXTED ME IN 601 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:39,159 APRIL OR MAY 602 00:16:39,159 --> 00:16:46,129 I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I HAVE BEEN 603 00:16:39,159 --> 00:16:46,129 WATCHING THE SHOW. 604 00:16:46,129 --> 00:16:49,090 I NEVER SAW IT 605 00:16:46,129 --> 00:16:49,090 DON'T BE EMBARRASSED 606 00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:50,179 GLAD YOU ARE ENJOYING IT NOW 607 00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:50,179 BETTER GETTING A TEST, I 608 00:16:50,179 --> 00:16:51,169 FINALLY SAW YOUR SHOW AND I 609 00:16:50,179 --> 00:16:51,169 DON'T GET IT 610 00:16:51,169 --> 00:17:01,090 >> HEY, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 611 00:16:51,169 --> 00:17:01,090 YOUR MOVIE 612 00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:02,120 YOU KNOW I LOVE A GOOD ROM-COM 613 00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:02,120 AND A GOOD LOVE STORY. 614 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:06,230 I AM IRISH 615 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:06,230 I LOVE A GOOD SHOT TO IRELAND 616 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:12,160 ANY TIME I CAN SEE IT. 617 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:12,160 "WILD MOUNTAIN THYME," THYME 618 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,089 >> IF YOU LOVE THOSE THINGS, 619 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,089 THIS MOVIE IS FOR ME 620 00:17:15,089 --> 00:17:17,079 >> Jimmy: IT WAS FOR ME. 621 00:17:15,089 --> 00:17:17,079 I LOVED JAMIE. 622 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:21,289 I LOVED IF EMILY 623 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:21,289 I GET JON HAMM IN THERE AS 624 00:17:21,289 --> 00:17:23,210 WELL 625 00:17:21,289 --> 00:17:23,210 >> YEAH. 626 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:30,109 CHRIS WALKEN FOR YOU 627 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:30,109 >> Jimmy: COME ON. 628 00:17:30,109 --> 00:17:31,109 HOW IS IT TO HANG OUT IN 629 00:17:30,109 --> 00:17:31,109 IRELAND WITH CHRISTOPHER 630 00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:35,250 WALKEN 631 00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:35,250 >> I WILL TELL YOU THE GREATEST 632 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,279 STORY, SECONDHAND FROM THE 633 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,279 DIRECTOR AND WRITER OF THE 634 00:17:36,279 --> 00:17:39,289 FILM 635 00:17:36,279 --> 00:17:39,289 HE WOULD SAY CHRIS WAS SO 636 00:17:39,289 --> 00:17:43,180 ENAMORED WITH IRELAND. 637 00:17:39,289 --> 00:17:43,180 MY FIRST TIME IN IRELAND 638 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:48,039 HIS FIRST TIME 639 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:48,039 HE WOULD SIT IN HIS ROOM AND 640 00:17:48,039 --> 00:17:49,109 STARE OUT THE ROOM AT THE COWS 641 00:17:48,039 --> 00:17:49,109 AND MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT WHAT 642 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:59,269 THE COWS WERE THINKING 643 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:59,269 VERY, VERY DETAILED STORIES. 644 00:17:59,269 --> 00:18:02,190 THEY WERE NOT PLEASANT 645 00:17:59,269 --> 00:18:02,190 THOUGHTS 646 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:06,230 HE WAS CONVINCED THE COWS WERE 647 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:06,230 SINISTER AND WERE PROBABLY UP 648 00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:08,269 TO NO GOOD 649 00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:08,269 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T TURN YOUR 650 00:18:08,269 --> 00:18:14,220 BRAIN OFF, MAN 651 00:18:08,269 --> 00:18:14,220 >> NO. 652 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,220 THAT IS PEAK WALKEN RIGHT 653 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,220 THERE. 654 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:19,069 THERE IS ONLY ONE CHRIS WALKEN 655 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:19,069 ANY TIME YOU GET TO SPEND WITH 656 00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:22,190 HIM IS TIME THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY 657 00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:22,190 TREASURE 658 00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:23,279 I DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF SCENES 659 00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:23,279 BUT I SPENT A COUPLE OF DINNERS 660 00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:29,049 WITH HIM 661 00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:29,049 I WOULD FIND MYSELF SMILING AND 662 00:18:29,049 --> 00:18:31,079 NODDING AND JUST HAVING THE 663 00:18:29,049 --> 00:18:31,079 GREATEST TIME. 664 00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:36,180 >> Jimmy: JUST THE AIR IN 665 00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:36,180 IRELAND. 666 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:39,009 EVERYTHING 667 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:39,009 YOU KNOW, WE SHOT EVERY INCH OF 668 00:18:39,009 --> 00:18:43,119 IT 669 00:18:39,009 --> 00:18:43,119 IT IS SO LUSH AND BEAUTIFUL. 670 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:49,119 WE WERE THERE IN SEPTEMBER, 671 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:49,119 OCTOBER. 672 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:51,210 IT WAS KIND OF RAINY 673 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:51,210 AND THEN IT WOULD JUST BE 674 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:53,000 RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE. 675 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:53,000 ARE YOU KIDDING ME 676 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,160 LIKE COME ON, IRELAND. 677 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,160 WE GET IT. 678 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,259 WE GET IT. 679 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,259 A HAT ON A HAT ON A HAT ON A 680 00:18:57,259 --> 00:18:58,289 A LEPRECHAUN ON A HAT WITH A 681 00:18:57,259 --> 00:18:58,289 A LUCKY CHARM AND TWO MORE 682 00:18:58,289 --> 00:19:06,200 HATS 683 00:18:58,289 --> 00:19:06,200 IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. 684 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,289 IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. 685 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,289 >> Jimmy: DO WE WANT TO SET IT 686 00:19:08,289 --> 00:19:12,140 UP OR DID I SET IT UP ALREADY 687 00:19:08,289 --> 00:19:12,140 SAYING IT IS A LOVE STORY? 688 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:16,190 >> IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, 689 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:16,190 HONEST, SINCERE LOVE STORY 690 00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:21,089 WITHOUT A TRACE OF CYNICISM OR 691 00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:21,089 SNARK AND THE PERFECT ANTIDOTE 692 00:19:21,089 --> 00:19:34,069 TO 2020. 693 00:19:21,089 --> 00:19:34,069 >> EMILY BLUNT 694 00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:36,289 >> MARRIAGE IS A PRACTICAL 695 00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:36,289 PARTNERSHIP. 696 00:19:36,289 --> 00:19:38,150 WHO WILL TAKE OUT THE TRASH. 697 00:19:36,289 --> 00:19:38,150 THAT KIND OF A THING 698 00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:46,009 >> WHAT MARRIAGE 699 00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:46,009 >> DO YOU WANT TO BE MARRIED 700 00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:48,259 I MEAN IN GENERAL, DO YOU WANT 701 00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:48,259 TO BE MARRIED? 702 00:19:48,259 --> 00:19:54,000 >> I SUPPOSE 703 00:19:48,259 --> 00:19:54,000 >> ME TOO. 704 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,259 HOWEVER I DON'T THINK HE IS THE 705 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,259 MARRYING KIND. 706 00:19:55,259 --> 00:20:00,200 >> HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 707 00:19:55,259 --> 00:20:00,200 >> BECAUSE YOU RIGHT THERE 708 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:04,190 YOU WERE RIGHT NEXT DOOR AND 709 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:04,190 NOTHING HAPPENED 710 00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:08,000 >> I AM NOT NEXT DOOR NOW. 711 00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:08,000 >> NO YOU ARE NOT. 712 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,250 AND I FIND THAT VERY PROMISING 713 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,250 >> Jimmy: MORE WITH JON HAMM 714 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:18,250 AFTER THE BREAK. 715 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:18,250 COME ON BACK EVERYBODY 716 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:31,109 ♪ ♪ 717 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:31,109 ♪ ♪ 718 00:20:31,109 --> 00:20:32,170 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 719 00:20:31,109 --> 00:20:32,170 EVERYBODY. 720 00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:37,130 I AM TALKING WITH JON HAMM 721 00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:37,130 JON, OVER THE SUMMER YOU GOT TO 722 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:41,109 SEE QUESTLOVE AT 723 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:41,109 CAMP CHAPPELLE 724 00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,059 WE HAD A FEW PEOPLE THAT WERE 725 00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,059 THERE COME ON AND TALK ABOUT 726 00:20:43,059 --> 00:20:47,109 THEIR EXPERIENCE, AND I WANTED 727 00:20:43,059 --> 00:20:47,109 TO ASK YOU -- TIFFANY HADDISH 728 00:20:47,109 --> 00:20:50,029 CAME ON OUR SHOW AND TOLD US 729 00:20:47,109 --> 00:20:50,029 THAT SHE HAD LIKE A MUSHROOM 730 00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:51,089 TEA OR SOMETHING AND SHE WAS 731 00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:51,089 TALKING WITH YOU AND CHATTING 732 00:20:51,089 --> 00:20:56,190 WITH YOU 733 00:20:51,089 --> 00:20:56,190 AND SHE LOVES YOU, SHE SAID. 734 00:20:56,190 --> 00:21:00,269 AND THEN YOU TURNED INTO 735 00:20:56,190 --> 00:21:00,269 PHYLICIA RASHAD IN HER MIND. 736 00:21:00,269 --> 00:21:03,220 DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT 737 00:21:00,269 --> 00:21:03,220 THIS 738 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:07,099 >> NO, I HAD NO CLUE 739 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:07,099 THAT IS -- THAT IS SO WEIRDLY 740 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,099 SPECIFIC AND YET SO WRONG IN 741 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,099 EVERY WAY. 742 00:21:10,099 --> 00:21:13,019 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE 743 00:21:10,099 --> 00:21:13,019 HIGHLIGHT FOR YOU TO 744 00:21:13,019 --> 00:21:16,000 DAVE CHAPPELLE 745 00:21:13,019 --> 00:21:16,000 >> OH, MAN, LIKE IT WAS SO FUN 746 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,250 AND FUNNY. 747 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,250 MICHELLE WOLFE WAS THERE WHO'S 748 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:22,000 HILARIOUS. 749 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:22,000 >> Jimmy: I LOVE MICHELLE WOLF 750 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,160 >> AND MO AMER WHO IS AWESOME 751 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,160 AND DONNELL RAWLINGS 752 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,079 >> Jimmy: OH 753 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,079 >> BUT, THEN ON THE FOURTH OF 754 00:21:25,079 --> 00:21:26,119 JULY -- FIRST OF ALL, DAVE SET 755 00:21:25,079 --> 00:21:26,119 OFF FIREWORKS BECAUSE THE 756 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:31,150 TOWNSHIP COULD NOT AFFORD THEM 757 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:31,150 SO HE PAID FOR THEM. 758 00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:34,230 SO HE PAID FOR FIREWORKS FOR 759 00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:34,230 THE WHOLE TOWNSHIP 760 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:36,220 AND THEN WE GOT TO SEE THAT. 761 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:36,220 AND THEN, YEAH, QUEST WAS THERE 762 00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:37,220 PLAYING DRUMS AND SPINNING 763 00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:37,220 BEATS. 764 00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:41,210 >> Jimmy: WOW. 765 00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:41,210 >> AND THEN IT WAS TALIB KWELI 766 00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:44,259 AND ERYKAH BADU AND COMMON, AND 767 00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:44,259 TIFF, AND EVERYBODY. 768 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:50,259 IT WAS JUST -- IT WAS LIKE -- 769 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:50,259 CHE WAS THERE. 770 00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:52,089 IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS LIKE 771 00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:52,089 SUMMER CAMP. 772 00:21:52,089 --> 00:21:53,240 I MEAN, THAT WAS THE ONLY THING 773 00:21:52,089 --> 00:21:53,240 THAT I COULD SAY 774 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:57,160 ABD IT WAS SO, LIKE A BREATH OF 775 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:57,160 FRESH AIR AND NEEDED AFTER LIKE 776 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,009 ALREADY LIKE FOUR MONTHS OF 777 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,009 JUST BUMMER. 778 00:22:00,009 --> 00:22:01,140 >> Jimmy: WITH REALLY FUNNY 779 00:22:00,009 --> 00:22:01,140 PEOPLE 780 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:05,150 >> MY GOSH 781 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:05,150 IT WAS -- ONLY THAT GUY COULD 782 00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:07,069 GET THAT TO HAPPEN 783 00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:07,069 >> Jimmy: YEAH 784 00:22:07,069 --> 00:22:10,119 >> AND CHAPPELLE IS ONE OF THE 785 00:22:07,069 --> 00:22:10,119 BEST 786 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:11,190 >> Jimmy: I GOT TO SAY, I LOVE 787 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:11,190 TALKING TO YOU MAN, 'CAUSE IT'S 788 00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:14,009 JUST -- IT'S NICE. 789 00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:14,009 IT'S NICE AND IT IS EASY 790 00:22:14,009 --> 00:22:16,009 >> AWW 791 00:22:14,009 --> 00:22:16,009 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE 792 00:22:16,009 --> 00:22:18,000 IT'S -- I LIKE BEING OPEN AND 793 00:22:16,009 --> 00:22:18,000 HONEST WITH YOU. 794 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,279 >> YOU KNOW JIMMY, I FEEL THE 795 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,279 SAME WAY 796 00:22:19,279 --> 00:22:22,069 >> Jimmy: I DO 797 00:22:19,279 --> 00:22:22,069 >> I FEEL I CAN BE HONEST AND 798 00:22:22,069 --> 00:22:24,059 OPEN WITH YOU. 799 00:22:22,069 --> 00:22:24,059 IT'S LIKE, IT'S REALLY NICE. 800 00:22:24,059 --> 00:22:26,279 LIKE, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER 801 00:22:24,059 --> 00:22:26,279 FOR A LONG TIME NOW. 802 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,009 AND IT'S LIKE, IT FEELS LIKE 803 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,009 HONESTY IS LIKE THE BEST 804 00:22:28,009 --> 00:22:31,089 POLICY, I THINK. 805 00:22:28,009 --> 00:22:31,089 >> Jimmy: COULD I BE HONEST 806 00:22:31,089 --> 00:22:34,240 WITH YOU ABOUT A FEW MORE 807 00:22:31,089 --> 00:22:34,240 THINGS 808 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,000 >> JIMMY, I WOULD LOVE THAT. 809 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,000 DO YOU MIND IF I GET HONEST 810 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,150 WITH YOU ABOUT A FEW MORE 811 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,150 THINGS 812 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:42,039 >> Jimmy: WONDERFUL. 813 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:42,039 THEN IT IS TIME FOR -- 814 00:22:42,039 --> 00:22:50,279 ♪ HONESTLY ♪ 815 00:22:42,039 --> 00:22:50,279 HONESTLY, MY FAVORITE BATTERY 816 00:22:50,279 --> 00:22:52,220 IS 9 VOLT. 817 00:22:50,279 --> 00:22:52,220 >> HONESTLY. 818 00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:57,000 ♪ 819 00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:57,000 >> HONESTLY JIMMY, THE ONLY WAY 820 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,240 I'LL GET MY EARS PIERCED IS IF 821 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,240 PIERCE BROSNAN DOES IT FIRST 822 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:07,150 >> HONESTLY. 823 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:07,150 ♪ 824 00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:10,059 >> Jimmy: HONESTLY, I HAVE NOT 825 00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:10,059 WATCHED NETFLIX IN OVER A YEAR 826 00:23:10,059 --> 00:23:12,240 I FORGOT MY PASSWORD 827 00:23:10,059 --> 00:23:12,240 SO I JUST READ RECAPS OF 828 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,240 "OZARK" ONLINE SO I CAN PRETEND 829 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,240 I HAVE SEEN IT 830 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:20,279 >> HONESTLY. 831 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:20,279 ♪ 832 00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:22,029 >> HONESTLY, JIMMY, I STOLE 833 00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:22,029 YOUR NETFLIX ACCOUNT AND 834 00:23:22,029 --> 00:23:25,130 CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD. 835 00:23:22,029 --> 00:23:25,130 >> HONESTLY. 836 00:23:25,130 --> 00:23:30,170 ♪ 837 00:23:25,130 --> 00:23:30,170 >> Jimmy: I FIGURED. 838 00:23:30,170 --> 00:23:35,109 HONESTLY, MY FAVORITE SONG IS 839 00:23:30,170 --> 00:23:35,109 "PRAPPY BOY" BY MR. GENKY. 840 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:40,279 >> HONESTLY. 841 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:40,279 ♪ 842 00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:46,089 >> HONESTLY, I THINK LEMONADE 843 00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:46,089 IS DELICIOUS, BUT LIMEADE? 844 00:23:46,089 --> 00:23:47,049 LIMEADE CAN GO STRAIGHT TO 845 00:23:46,089 --> 00:23:47,049 HELL 846 00:23:47,049 --> 00:23:53,109 >> HONESTLY. 847 00:23:47,049 --> 00:23:53,109 ♪ 848 00:23:53,109 --> 00:23:54,210 >> Jimmy: HONESTLY, SOMETIMES I 849 00:23:53,109 --> 00:23:54,210 CALL THE SMELL OF BURNING BREAD 850 00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:58,069 "THE GHOST OF TOAST. 851 00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:58,069 >> HONESTLY. 852 00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:01,079 ♪ 853 00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:01,079 >> YOU KNOW HONESTLY, IF A 854 00:24:01,079 --> 00:24:04,000 A SHIRT FITS A LITTLE LOOSE -- 855 00:24:01,079 --> 00:24:04,000 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 856 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,259 >> -- I'LL JUST GAIN A LITTLE 857 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,259 WEIGHT 858 00:24:05,259 --> 00:24:10,069 >> HONESTLY. 859 00:24:05,259 --> 00:24:10,069 ♪ 860 00:24:10,069 --> 00:24:13,279 >> Jimmy: HONESTLY, I LOVE "MAC 861 00:24:10,069 --> 00:24:13,279 OR CHEESE. 862 00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:16,039 BUT I HATE "MAC AND CHEESE." 863 00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:16,039 >> HMM 864 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:17,099 >> HONESTLY. 865 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:17,099 ♪ 866 00:24:17,099 --> 00:24:21,140 >> THANK YOU 867 00:24:17,099 --> 00:24:21,140 THANKS FOR THAT. 868 00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:22,200 HONESTLY, IF I SEE A SPIDER IN 869 00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:22,200 MY SHOWER, I'M GONNA GIVE HIM 870 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:28,119 A SHOW HE WILL NEVER FORGET. 871 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:28,119 >> HONESTLY. 872 00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:33,000 ♪ 873 00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:33,000 >> Jimmy: HONESTLY, I NEVER 874 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,210 LEARNED HOW TO LICK ENVELOPES 875 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,210 PROPERLY 876 00:24:35,210 --> 00:24:38,069 I JUST GIVE THEM A BUNCH OF 877 00:24:35,210 --> 00:24:38,069 TINY KISSES. 878 00:24:38,069 --> 00:24:40,059 >> HONESTLY. 879 00:24:38,069 --> 00:24:40,059 ♪ 880 00:24:40,059 --> 00:24:45,109 >> THAT'S SWEET. 881 00:24:40,059 --> 00:24:45,109 HONESTLY, MY FAVORITE SONG IS 882 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:48,150 "CHUBBY BUBKINS" BY MR. GENKY. 883 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:48,150 >> HONESTLY. 884 00:24:48,150 --> 00:24:51,029 ♪ 885 00:24:48,150 --> 00:24:51,029 >> Both: HONESTLY, I LOVE YOU. 886 00:24:51,029 --> 00:24:55,029 JINX 887 00:24:51,029 --> 00:24:55,029 >> Jimmy: FELT SO GREAT TO BE 888 00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:58,049 HONEST WITH YOU, JON 889 00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:58,049 >> JIMMY, IT FEELS SO GREAT TO 890 00:24:58,049 --> 00:24:59,150 BE HONEST WITH YOU 891 00:24:58,049 --> 00:24:59,150 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR 892 00:24:59,150 --> 00:25:01,259 HONESTY. 893 00:24:59,150 --> 00:25:01,259 >> Jimmy: THANKS TO JON HAMM, 894 00:25:01,259 --> 00:25:04,039 HIS NEW MOVIE "WILD MOUNTAIN 895 00:25:01,259 --> 00:25:04,039 THYME" IS IN THEATERS AND ON 896 00:25:04,039 --> 00:25:09,049 DEMAND THIS FRIDAY 897 00:25:04,039 --> 00:25:09,049 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 898 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:24,099 "THE TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY 899 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:24,099 ♪ 900 00:25:24,099 --> 00:25:26,150 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 901 00:25:24,099 --> 00:25:26,150 A GRAMMY-WINNING ARTIST. 902 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:28,140 THIS IS HER BRAND NEW HOLIDAY 903 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:28,140 ALBUM, "A VERY TRAINOR 904 00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:30,039 CHRISTMAS. 905 00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:30,039 IT IS OUT NOW. 906 00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:33,150 IT IS FANTASIC 907 00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:33,150 HERE IS MEGHAN TRAINOR 908 00:25:33,150 --> 00:25:36,109 OH, MY GOSH. 909 00:25:33,150 --> 00:25:36,109 LOOK AT YOU. 910 00:25:36,109 --> 00:25:41,049 LOOK, THE BOW. 911 00:25:36,109 --> 00:25:41,049 I MEAN STOP IT 912 00:25:41,049 --> 00:25:45,099 >> I AM SO PREGNANT. 913 00:25:41,049 --> 00:25:45,099 >> Jimmy: I AM SO HAPPY, AND 914 00:25:45,099 --> 00:25:47,019 IT'S WRAPPED IN A BOW. 915 00:25:45,099 --> 00:25:47,019 CONGRATULATIONS. 916 00:25:47,019 --> 00:25:49,079 LOOK 917 00:25:47,019 --> 00:25:49,079 LOOK AT THIS 918 00:25:49,079 --> 00:25:52,200 YEAH 919 00:25:49,079 --> 00:25:52,200 OH, MY GOSH. 920 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:57,000 OH, MY GOSH. 921 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:57,000 HOW EXCITED -- CONGRATULATIONS 922 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,049 I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU. 923 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,049 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 924 00:26:01,049 --> 00:26:02,140 HOW HAS IT BEEN BEING PREGNANT 925 00:26:01,049 --> 00:26:02,140 DURING QUARANTINE AND 926 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:06,019 EVERYTHING 927 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:06,019 >> IT WAS GREAT, LIKE, NOT 928 00:26:06,019 --> 00:26:09,079 TRAVELING. 929 00:26:06,019 --> 00:26:09,079 AND IF I FELT SICK, I'M LIKE, 930 00:26:09,079 --> 00:26:10,180 "WELL, AT LEAST I AM HOME," YOU 931 00:26:09,079 --> 00:26:10,180 KNOW 932 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:13,289 AND DOING INTERVIEWS LIKE THIS 933 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:13,289 I WAS SO LUCKY FOR THAT. 934 00:26:13,289 --> 00:26:16,019 AND THEN THE ONLY BUMP IN THE 935 00:26:13,289 --> 00:26:16,019 ROAD I HAD WAS I GOT 936 00:26:16,019 --> 00:26:18,269 GESTATIONAL DIABETES 937 00:26:16,019 --> 00:26:18,269 BUT SO MANY WOMEN HAVE IT, AND 938 00:26:18,269 --> 00:26:20,289 IT WAS JUST, LIKE, THE 939 00:26:18,269 --> 00:26:20,289 UNKNOWING. 940 00:26:20,289 --> 00:26:22,150 LIKE, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT 941 00:26:20,289 --> 00:26:22,150 WAS. 942 00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:23,140 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT 943 00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:23,140 IS 944 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:26,190 IT'S LIKE A GENETICS THING 945 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:26,190 SO MY MOM HAD IT, AND SHE 946 00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:29,210 DIDN'T EVEN, LIKE, GIVE ME A 947 00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:29,210 A FULL WARNING 948 00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:32,130 BUT, IT'S BASICALLY I JUST 949 00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:32,130 WATCH WHAT I EAT NOW, I WRITE 950 00:26:32,130 --> 00:26:34,089 EVERYTHING DOWN, I CHECK MY 951 00:26:32,130 --> 00:26:34,089 BLOOD, AND WE'RE GOOD NOW. 952 00:26:34,089 --> 00:26:36,240 I'VE BEEN CRUSHING IT. 953 00:26:34,089 --> 00:26:36,240 IT'S LIKE A GAME FOR ME, AND I 954 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:41,180 AM WINNING 955 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:41,180 SO IT'S NICE TO KNOW WE ARE 956 00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:43,279 BOTH HEALTHY 957 00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:43,279 >> Jimmy: THIS IS GREAT NEWS 958 00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:45,200 DECEMBER IS A GIANT MONTH FOR 959 00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:45,200 YOU, BECAUSE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS 960 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,190 COMING UP. 961 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,190 >> YES IT IS 962 00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:50,240 >> Jimmy: WHICH IS ALSO THE 963 00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:50,240 SAME DAY OF THE WEDDING 964 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,190 ANNIVERSARY, I BELIEVE 965 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,190 >> YEP, I DID THAT 966 00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:55,220 >> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY 967 00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:55,220 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. 968 00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:59,160 >> THANK YOU 969 00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:59,160 >> Jimmy: AND THEN CHRISTMAS 970 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,259 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CELEBRATE 971 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,259 ALL OF THESE THINGS WITHOUT 972 00:27:00,259 --> 00:27:02,049 OVERDOING IT 973 00:27:00,259 --> 00:27:02,049 YOU'VE GOT TO, LIKE, PACE 974 00:27:02,049 --> 00:27:03,210 YOURSELF 975 00:27:02,049 --> 00:27:03,210 >> I KNOW EVERYONE IS WORRIED 976 00:27:03,210 --> 00:27:05,099 THIS YEAR. 977 00:27:03,210 --> 00:27:05,099 I JUST TOLD THEM, LIKE, GET ME 978 00:27:05,099 --> 00:27:08,049 BABY STUFF 979 00:27:05,099 --> 00:27:08,049 THAT'S ALL I NEED, YOU KNOW? 980 00:27:08,049 --> 00:27:10,009 I'M JUST, LIKE, STARTING TO 981 00:27:08,049 --> 00:27:10,009 NEST 982 00:27:10,009 --> 00:27:12,130 HE IS COMING AROUND EARLY 983 00:27:10,009 --> 00:27:12,130 FEBRUARY 984 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:17,150 SO IT WILL BE PERFECT. 985 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:17,150 I'LL GET ALL OF MY STUFF READY 986 00:27:17,150 --> 00:27:19,069 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 987 00:27:17,150 --> 00:27:19,069 THIS JUST GOING TO BE THE BEST 988 00:27:19,069 --> 00:27:20,230 CHRISTMAS EVER 989 00:27:19,069 --> 00:27:20,230 LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW 990 00:27:20,230 --> 00:27:24,109 ALBUM, "A VERY TRAINOR 991 00:27:20,230 --> 00:27:24,109 CHRISTMAS. 992 00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:26,130 THIS IS YOUR FIRST EVER 993 00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:26,130 CHRISTMAS ALBUM. 994 00:27:26,130 --> 00:27:28,119 AND I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, I 995 00:27:26,130 --> 00:27:28,119 LOVE IT. 996 00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,009 IT IS A FANTASTIC RECORD, TOP 997 00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,009 TO BOTTOM. 998 00:27:31,009 --> 00:27:33,230 IT REALLY IS A FAMILY AFFAIR 999 00:27:31,009 --> 00:27:33,230 THE WHOLE FAMILY IS INVOLVED IN 1000 00:27:33,230 --> 00:27:35,279 THIS ALBUM 1001 00:27:33,230 --> 00:27:35,279 >> YEAH. 1002 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:40,089 MY OLDER BROTHER ACTUALLY TOOK 1003 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:40,089 THAT PICTURE IN MY LIVING ROOM 1004 00:27:40,089 --> 00:27:42,210 AND THEY WROTE ALL THE SONGS, 1005 00:27:40,089 --> 00:27:42,210 MY LITTLE BROTHER PRODUCED THE 1006 00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:45,200 ORIGINALS. 1007 00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:45,200 MOST OF THEM WITH ME 1008 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,289 AND MY DAD IS PLAYING THE PIANO 1009 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,289 ON "HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY 1010 00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:48,130 LITTLE CHRISTMAS 1011 00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:48,130 >> Jimmy: YEP. 1012 00:27:48,130 --> 00:27:50,160 >> I GOT MY TWO COUSINS TO COME 1013 00:27:48,130 --> 00:27:50,160 OVER 1014 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,240 AND I TOLD THEM I'M PREGNANT 1015 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,240 ALSO I SING BACKGROUND ON 1016 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,029 RUDOLPH. 1017 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,029 YOU KNOW, IT WAS A BIG FAMILY 1018 00:27:55,029 --> 00:27:59,140 PROJECT. 1019 00:27:55,029 --> 00:27:59,140 >> Jimmy: HOW AWESOME IS THAT. 1020 00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:00,200 IT IS 18 SONGS 1021 00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:00,200 IT IS JAM-PACKED 1022 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,279 I MEAN, YOU GET YOUR MONEY'S 1023 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,279 WORTH FOR THIS ONE 1024 00:28:02,279 --> 00:28:05,140 IT'S CLASSICS. 1025 00:28:02,279 --> 00:28:05,140 BUT THERE'S ALSO SOME COVERS ON 1026 00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:08,089 HERE OF, LIKE, YOU KNOW -- 1027 00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:08,089 I MEAN THERE'S BRAND-NEW ONES. 1028 00:28:08,089 --> 00:28:10,289 BUT THERE'S ALSO COVERS. 1029 00:28:08,089 --> 00:28:10,289 "IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT 1030 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:14,029 LIKE CHRISTMAS." 1031 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:14,029 "WINTER WONDERLAND." 1032 00:28:14,029 --> 00:28:17,170 "WHITE CHRISTMAS" WITH 1033 00:28:14,029 --> 00:28:17,170 SETH MACFARLANE, BY THE WAY, 1034 00:28:17,170 --> 00:28:19,259 IS -- RIGHT NOW, IT IS THE 1035 00:28:17,170 --> 00:28:19,259 NUMBER ONE ON BILLBOARD'S ADULT 1036 00:28:19,259 --> 00:28:24,250 CONTEMPORARY CHART 1037 00:28:19,259 --> 00:28:24,250 CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. 1038 00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:26,200 THAT GUY IS UNBELIEVABLE TOO 1039 00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:26,200 HE'S SO TALENTED 1040 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,259 >> HE IS SO GOOD 1041 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,259 >> Jimmy: AND FUNNY. 1042 00:28:28,259 --> 00:28:34,029 BUT MY FAVORITE JAM, CAN YOU 1043 00:28:28,259 --> 00:28:34,029 GUESS OR NO? 1044 00:28:34,029 --> 00:28:37,079 >> I DON'T KNOW. 1045 00:28:34,029 --> 00:28:37,079 MAYBE -- IS IT A COVER OR AN 1046 00:28:37,079 --> 00:28:38,269 ORIGINAL 1047 00:28:37,079 --> 00:28:38,269 >> Jimmy: IT'S A COVER 1048 00:28:38,269 --> 00:28:41,230 >> OKAY. 1049 00:28:38,269 --> 00:28:41,230 IS IT "LAST CHRISTMAS? 1050 00:28:41,230 --> 00:28:47,000 >> Jimmy: IT'S LAST CHRISTMAS. 1051 00:28:41,230 --> 00:28:47,000 >> I GOT IT! 1052 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,289 >> Jimmy: NO ONE CAN COVER THAT 1053 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,289 SONG 1054 00:28:48,289 --> 00:28:50,210 AND I GO LIKE, "EH 1055 00:28:48,289 --> 00:28:50,210 NICE TRY." 1056 00:28:50,210 --> 00:28:55,000 THIS IS FANTASTIC. 1057 00:28:50,210 --> 00:28:55,000 NOT ONLY YOU'RE SINGING ON IT, 1058 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,049 BUT THE PRODUCTION AND THE WAY 1059 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,049 THAT IT STARTS WITH LIKE A - 1060 00:28:58,049 --> 00:29:03,289 >> YEAH. 1061 00:28:58,049 --> 00:29:03,289 >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 1062 00:29:03,289 --> 00:29:05,140 I GO, "DUDE, SHE HIT A HOME RUN 1063 00:29:03,289 --> 00:29:05,140 WITH THIS ONE. 1064 00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:08,000 >> I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH 1065 00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:08,000 PRESSURE THAT WOULD BE 1066 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,250 A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "I 1067 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,250 REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE COVER 1068 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:11,109 THIS SONG, BUT YOU DID A GREAT 1069 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:11,109 JOB. 1070 00:29:11,109 --> 00:29:13,069 I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. 1071 00:29:11,109 --> 00:29:13,069 THANK YOU. 1072 00:29:13,069 --> 00:29:15,220 >> Jimmy: IT'S A TOUGH ONE TO 1073 00:29:13,069 --> 00:29:15,220 COVER. 1074 00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:18,079 THE OTHER TOUGH ONE IS THE 1075 00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:18,079 WAITRESSES CHRISTMAS RAP 1076 00:29:18,079 --> 00:29:20,069 YOU CAN'T REALLY DO IT LIKE THE 1077 00:29:18,079 --> 00:29:20,069 WAITRESSES 1078 00:29:20,069 --> 00:29:23,119 >> YEAH. 1079 00:29:20,069 --> 00:29:23,119 >> Jimmy: BUT THIS ONE WAS -- 1080 00:29:23,119 --> 00:29:25,170 THE WHOLE RECORD IS GREAT. 1081 00:29:23,119 --> 00:29:25,170 BUT I LOVE THE PRODUCTION ON 1082 00:29:25,170 --> 00:29:27,190 THAT 1083 00:29:25,170 --> 00:29:27,190 YOUR VOICE IS GREAT. 1084 00:29:27,190 --> 00:29:29,259 IT'S JUST PERFECT. 1085 00:29:27,190 --> 00:29:29,259 THE KEYBOARD 1086 00:29:29,259 --> 00:29:31,089 THE SOUND IS JUST GREAT ON THAT 1087 00:29:29,259 --> 00:29:31,089 ONE. 1088 00:29:31,089 --> 00:29:34,140 I LOVE THAT. 1089 00:29:31,089 --> 00:29:34,140 I JUST LOVE CHRISTMAS ALBUMS 1090 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,220 TOO. 1091 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,220 >> YEAH. 1092 00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:39,269 I LOVE WHAT YOU DO WITH DOLLY. 1093 00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:39,269 DOLLY PARTON 1094 00:29:39,269 --> 00:29:42,000 THAT'S GREAT 1095 00:29:39,269 --> 00:29:42,000 >> Jimmy: WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT 1096 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,289 ANOTHER TIME 1097 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,289 I WAS SWEATING BOMBS 1098 00:29:43,289 --> 00:29:46,109 I GO, "I CAN'T SING THIS SONG. 1099 00:29:43,289 --> 00:29:46,109 WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE." 1100 00:29:46,109 --> 00:29:48,059 BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN 1101 00:29:46,109 --> 00:29:48,059 IT'S DOLLY 1102 00:29:48,059 --> 00:29:50,019 IT WAS THE BEST. 1103 00:29:48,059 --> 00:29:50,019 >> YEAH. 1104 00:29:50,019 --> 00:29:52,140 >> Jimmy: BUT THEN, YOU GO, 1105 00:29:50,019 --> 00:29:52,140 "GREAT 1106 00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:54,160 HERE'S A NEW SONG CALLED 1107 00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:54,160 "HOLIDAYS. 1108 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,019 AND HERE IS EARTH, WIND AND 1109 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,019 FIRE 1110 00:29:57,019 --> 00:29:58,039 AND I GO, "IT'S JUST 1111 00:29:57,019 --> 00:29:58,039 BRILLIANT. 1112 00:29:58,039 --> 00:30:01,089 HOW DID THE COLLABORATION COME 1113 00:29:58,039 --> 00:30:01,089 ABOUT? 1114 00:30:01,089 --> 00:30:03,289 >> OH, I HEARD - 1115 00:30:01,089 --> 00:30:03,289 THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN SO NICE TO 1116 00:30:03,289 --> 00:30:06,009 ME, BUT I HEARD THEY WOULD BE 1117 00:30:03,289 --> 00:30:06,009 WILLING TO DO A DUET WITH ME ON 1118 00:30:06,009 --> 00:30:07,039 THIS ALBUM 1119 00:30:06,009 --> 00:30:07,039 AND I WAS LIKE, "IT HAS TO BE 1120 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:11,119 AN ORIGINAL, AND I HAVE TO SHOW 1121 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:11,119 ME THAT MY HEROES, LIKE, YOU 1122 00:30:11,119 --> 00:30:14,269 RAISED ME. 1123 00:30:11,119 --> 00:30:14,269 YOU TAUGHT ME WHAT MUSIC IS. 1124 00:30:14,269 --> 00:30:16,180 I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PROUD. 1125 00:30:14,269 --> 00:30:16,180 AND I GOT WITH MY TWO FAVORITE 1126 00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:19,109 MUSICIANS. 1127 00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:19,109 MIKE SABBATH, EDDIE BENJAMIN 1128 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:22,059 THEY ARE CHILDREN. 1129 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:22,059 THEY'RE LIKE 20 YEARS OLD. 1130 00:30:22,059 --> 00:30:23,130 AND WE ALL, LIKE, GOT TOGETHER 1131 00:30:22,059 --> 00:30:23,130 AND TESTED -- WE'RE ALL SAFE -- 1132 00:30:23,130 --> 00:30:28,230 GOT TOGETHER, AND WE WROTE THIS 1133 00:30:23,130 --> 00:30:28,230 SONG IN AN EVENING 1134 00:30:28,230 --> 00:30:31,079 AND WE'RE LIKE, "WE WANT IT TO 1135 00:30:28,230 --> 00:30:31,079 BE A PARTY." 1136 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,029 WE STUDIED THEIR MUSIC 1137 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,029 WE PLAYED IT ALL DAY, AND WE'RE 1138 00:30:33,029 --> 00:30:33,269 LIKE, "WHAT WOULD THEIR 1139 00:30:33,029 --> 00:30:33,269 MUSIC -- 1140 00:30:33,269 --> 00:30:35,230 >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY EARTH, 1141 00:30:33,269 --> 00:30:35,230 WIND, AND FIRE 1142 00:30:35,230 --> 00:30:42,170 BUT PERFECTLY YOU TOO. 1143 00:30:35,230 --> 00:30:42,170 >> WE'RE LIKE, "WE HAVE TO HAVE 1144 00:30:42,170 --> 00:30:44,059 LIKE A HORN SECTION. 1145 00:30:42,170 --> 00:30:44,059 A BREAKDOWN. 1146 00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:45,250 LIKE IT WAS MATH 1147 00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:45,250 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I LOVE THE 1148 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:46,279 SONG 1149 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:46,279 AND YOU'RE PERFORMING FOR US 1150 00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:51,150 TONIGHT, WHICH I'M VERY EXCITED 1151 00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:51,150 AND THANKFUL FOR 1152 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:53,210 WE ARE VERY IN THE THEME THIS 1153 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:53,210 YEAR 1154 00:30:53,210 --> 00:30:56,190 I AM SO THANKFUL FOR THAT. 1155 00:30:53,210 --> 00:30:56,190 BUT FIRST, YOU'RE ALWAYS UP FOR 1156 00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:59,190 DOING SOMETHING FUN ON OUR 1157 00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:59,190 SHOW, WHICH WE LOVE ABOUT YOU. 1158 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,230 WHEN WE COME BACK, YOU AND I 1159 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,230 ARE GOING TO PLAY A MUSICAL 1160 00:31:01,230 --> 00:31:03,220 GAME CALLED "GOOGLE TRANSLATE 1161 00:31:01,230 --> 00:31:03,220 SONGS. 1162 00:31:03,220 --> 00:31:06,140 MORE WITH MEGHAN TRAINOR WHEN 1163 00:31:03,220 --> 00:31:06,140 WE COME BACK 1164 00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:22,250 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY 1165 00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:22,250 ♪ 1166 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:24,180 >> Jimmy: WE ARE BACK WITH 1167 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:24,180 MEGHAN TRAINOR 1168 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:26,170 NOW MEGHAN, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU 1169 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:26,170 ARE AN AMAZING SINGER. 1170 00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:30,279 SO, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN 1171 00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:30,279 IF WE PERFORMED A FEW SONGS. 1172 00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:32,140 BUT THERE'S A CATCH TO MIX 1173 00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:32,140 THINGS UP. 1174 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:35,019 WE FED THE SONGS INTO GOOGLE 1175 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:35,019 TRANSLATE. 1176 00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:36,180 AND WE ARE GOING TO PERFORM THE 1177 00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:36,180 JUMBLED LYRICS 1178 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:39,130 TIME FOR "GOOGLE TRANSLATE 1179 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:39,130 SONGS. 1180 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:42,259 >> ALL RIGHT 1181 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:42,259 ♪ GOOGLE TRANSLATE SONGS ♪ 1182 00:31:42,259 --> 00:31:45,109 >> Jimmy: SO IF YOU EVER USED 1183 00:31:42,259 --> 00:31:45,109 GOOGLE TRANSLATE, YOU KNOW THAT 1184 00:31:45,109 --> 00:31:48,000 IT IS NOT ALWAYS PERFECT 1185 00:31:45,109 --> 00:31:48,000 FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN TRANSLATED TO 1186 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,059 SLOVAK AND BACK, THE "THE 1187 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,059 TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING 1188 00:31:51,059 --> 00:31:52,130 JIMMY FALLON, BECOMES "TODAY'S 1189 00:31:51,059 --> 00:31:52,130 PERFORMANCE WITH JIMMY FALLON 1190 00:31:52,130 --> 00:31:58,279 IN THE SHOW IN THE LEAD ROLE." 1191 00:31:52,130 --> 00:31:58,279 WE DID THE SAME THING WITH SONG 1192 00:31:58,279 --> 00:32:01,230 LYRICS 1193 00:31:58,279 --> 00:32:01,230 SOME PEOPLE HAVE DONE THIS 1194 00:32:01,230 --> 00:32:03,289 ONLINE IT'S SUPER FUN. 1195 00:32:01,230 --> 00:32:03,289 I'M GOING TO START US OFF. 1196 00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:05,079 I'M GOING TO BE PERFORMING, I'M 1197 00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:05,079 GOING TO READ THE LYRICS HERE, 1198 00:32:05,079 --> 00:32:06,109 A GOOGLE TRANSLATED VERSION OF 1199 00:32:05,079 --> 00:32:06,109 "MR. BRIGHT SIDE" BY THE 1200 00:32:06,109 --> 00:32:16,000 KILLERS, WHICH IS NOW CALLED 1201 00:32:06,109 --> 00:32:16,000 "GLOWING WALL IS ME. 1202 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:26,049 CAN I GET SOME MUSIC 1203 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:26,049 ♪ AND MY TRANCE IS DECLINED 1204 00:32:26,049 --> 00:32:29,160 LADY NAMING TAXI 1205 00:32:26,049 --> 00:32:29,160 AS LONG AS HIS GAS ♪ 1206 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,210 ♪ LADY ALLOCATES RU 1207 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,210 INSTANT ENTERING CRI 1208 00:32:32,210 --> 00:32:37,059 GUT IS BROKEN FOR ME ♪ 1209 00:32:32,210 --> 00:32:37,059 ♪ I'M ENTIRELY SKUL 1210 00:32:37,059 --> 00:32:51,059 BREAST IS INSTANTLY MELTIN 1211 00:32:37,059 --> 00:32:51,059 I'M RETIRE 1212 00:32:51,059 --> 00:32:57,130 EYES NOT ALLOWED ♪ 1213 00:32:51,059 --> 00:32:57,130 ♪ I EXIST NOT 1214 00:32:57,130 --> 00:33:05,250 AUTHORITY STRETCHE 1215 00:32:57,130 --> 00:33:05,250 RESENTMENT, GOOD MEN ♪ 1216 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:12,180 ♪ SPINNING UNDER WATE 1217 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:12,180 FLOATING ILL IN TIRED BEDS 1218 00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:18,279 YOUR EXCUSES IN YOUR THROAT ♪ 1219 00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:18,279 ♪ NEVERTHELESS MONEY SPEN 1220 00:33:18,279 --> 00:33:27,289 MY FUTURE IS ON THE PHONE ♪ 1221 00:33:18,279 --> 00:33:27,289 ♪ I REVEAL SOME GREEDY DOTS 1222 00:33:27,289 --> 00:33:35,009 SIR GLOWING WALL IS ME ♪ 1223 00:33:27,289 --> 00:33:35,009 >> UNBELIEVABLE. 1224 00:33:35,009 --> 00:33:38,059 >> Jimmy: KILLERS MIGHT CALL, 1225 00:33:35,009 --> 00:33:38,059 AND WANT TO DO THAT VERSION. 1226 00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:41,240 >> I REALLY LIKED IT 1227 00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:41,240 >> Jimmy: THEY ARE NOT GOING 1228 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:46,109 TO, BUT MY MIGHT 1229 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:46,109 MEGHAN, IT IS YOUR TURN. 1230 00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:50,029 YOU WILL BE SINGING THE GOOGLE 1231 00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:50,029 TRANSLATED VERSION OF YOUR HIT 1232 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:55,200 SONG "ALL ABOUT THAT BASS. 1233 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:55,200 WHICH IS NOW CALLED I" AM FULL 1234 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,019 OF FISH. 1235 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,019 >> OKAY. 1236 00:33:59,019 --> 00:34:00,079 >> Jimmy: THEY THOUGHT IT WAS 1237 00:33:59,019 --> 00:34:00,079 BASS 1238 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:02,200 >> YEAH. 1239 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:02,200 >> Jimmy: OKAY 1240 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:09,039 HERE WE GO 1241 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:09,039 LET'S HEAR IT. 1242 00:34:09,039 --> 00:34:12,190 ♪ OKAY VERY SHARP 1243 00:34:09,039 --> 00:34:12,190 RANGE IS NOT TWO FOR M 1244 00:34:12,190 --> 00:34:15,139 ALTHOUGH I FLAP UP 1245 00:34:12,190 --> 00:34:15,139 FLAP UP AS MY REQUIREMENT ♪ 1246 00:34:15,139 --> 00:34:19,250 ♪ SO MANY CHILDRE 1247 00:34:15,139 --> 00:34:19,250 STEAL MY PROSPERIT 1248 00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:23,159 HEALTHY TRASH IN ♪ 1249 00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:23,159 ♪ HEALTHY TOWNS 1250 00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:25,090 A WOMAN CONFIRMED SAYING ♪ 1251 00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:25,090 ♪ YOUR LENGTH SHOUL 1252 00:34:25,090 --> 00:34:30,099 NOT BE SHY ♪ 1253 00:34:25,090 --> 00:34:30,099 ♪ SHE SAI 1254 00:34:30,099 --> 00:34:37,130 DARK TREASURE IS BEING 1255 00:34:30,099 --> 00:34:37,130 KEPT FOR TINY CHILDREN ♪ 1256 00:34:37,130 --> 00:34:43,199 ♪ MY PRESENCE IS NOT WITH A 1257 00:34:37,130 --> 00:34:43,199 GREASY WOODEN PUPPET 1258 00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:46,280 BUT IF YOU SELECT ♪ 1259 00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:46,280 ♪ IT THEN EXI 1260 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:51,130 AND DRIVE YOUR FAC 1261 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:51,130 YOU'RE AWARE THA 1262 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:53,119 I AM FULL OF FISH ♪ 1263 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:53,119 ♪ FULL OF FIS 1264 00:34:53,119 --> 00:34:55,170 WITH SCREAMING ♪ 1265 00:34:53,119 --> 00:34:55,170 ♪ I AM FULL OF FISH 1266 00:34:55,170 --> 00:34:58,119 FULL OF FISH 1267 00:34:55,170 --> 00:34:58,119 WITH SCREAMING ♪ 1268 00:34:58,119 --> 00:35:00,210 ♪ I AM FULL OF FISH 1269 00:34:58,119 --> 00:35:00,210 FULL OF FISH 1270 00:35:00,210 --> 00:35:04,199 WITH SCREAMING ♪ 1271 00:35:00,210 --> 00:35:04,199 ♪ I AM FULL OF FISH 1272 00:35:04,199 --> 00:35:11,099 FULL OF FISH, FISH, FISH ♪ 1273 00:35:04,199 --> 00:35:11,099 >> YEAH. 1274 00:35:11,099 --> 00:35:14,250 >> Jimmy: THAT IS FANTASTIC. 1275 00:35:11,099 --> 00:35:14,250 >> I LIKED IT BETTER 1276 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:16,039 >> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT I AM 1277 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:16,039 TALKING ABOUT. 1278 00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:20,250 ALL RIGHT. 1279 00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:20,250 FOR OUR LAST ONE LET'S DO 1280 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:23,070 A DUET OF THE CLASSIC CHRISTMAS 1281 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:23,070 SONG "IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A 1282 00:35:23,070 --> 00:35:26,090 A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS." 1283 00:35:23,070 --> 00:35:26,090 BUT WE WILL BE SINGING THE 1284 00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:29,230 TRANSLATED VERSION, "I'LL TAKE 1285 00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:29,230 A LOOK AT THE CHRISTMAS PIE. 1286 00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:34,039 >> OKAY. 1287 00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:34,039 >> Jimmy: CAN WE GET SOME 1288 00:35:34,039 --> 00:35:41,179 MUSIC? 1289 00:35:34,039 --> 00:35:41,179 >> I AM TOTALLY SWEATING 1290 00:35:41,179 --> 00:35:47,179 ♪ I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT 1291 00:35:41,179 --> 00:35:47,179 THE CHRISTMAS PI 1292 00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:51,000 COMPETE IN MY STORE ♪ 1293 00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:51,000 ♪ BUT I THINK THA 1294 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,119 IT SOUNDS GOOD 1295 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,119 THAT YOU WIL 1296 00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:58,260 HAVE A GREAT VIE 1297 00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:58,260 OF MY PRESERVE ♪ 1298 00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:00,179 ♪ A PAIR OF TWO 1299 00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:00,179 DIFFERENT SHOES ♪ 1300 00:36:00,179 --> 00:36:02,110 ♪ AND A CANNON FOR BE 1301 00:36:00,179 --> 00:36:02,110 IS THE THING THAT BARNEY 1302 00:36:02,110 --> 00:36:04,159 WOULD LIKE 1303 00:36:02,110 --> 00:36:04,159 EAGLES THAT SPEAK ♪ 1304 00:36:04,159 --> 00:36:06,019 ♪ AND KEEP TRAC 1305 00:36:04,159 --> 00:36:06,019 OF MY THOUGHTS ♪ 1306 00:36:06,019 --> 00:36:08,170 ♪ IS WHAT JANE AN 1307 00:36:06,019 --> 00:36:08,170 JANE WOULD LIKE ♪ 1308 00:36:08,170 --> 00:36:11,010 ♪ BUT INFANTS O 1309 00:36:08,170 --> 00:36:11,010 MY DAD CAN B 1310 00:36:11,010 --> 00:36:15,050 QUITE HARD TO EDUCATE ♪ 1311 00:36:11,010 --> 00:36:15,050 ♪ I'LL TAKE A LOO 1312 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:19,090 AT THE CHRISTMAS PIE 1313 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:19,090 THE NOISE WILL ♪ 1314 00:36:19,090 --> 00:36:22,179 ♪ START SOO 1315 00:36:19,090 --> 00:36:22,179 AND THE REASON 1316 00:36:22,179 --> 00:36:24,230 THAT HARLOTS PAIN ♪ 1317 00:36:22,179 --> 00:36:24,230 ♪ IS BECAUSE THER 1318 00:36:24,230 --> 00:36:32,159 IS THE NOISE 1319 00:36:24,230 --> 00:36:32,159 INSIDE MY CHEST ♪ 1320 00:36:32,159 --> 00:36:36,269 >> Jimmy: MEGHAN TRAINOR 1321 00:36:32,159 --> 00:36:36,269 EVERYBODY. 1322 00:36:36,269 --> 00:36:39,019 HER NEW HOLIDAY ALBUM, "A VERY 1323 00:36:36,269 --> 00:36:39,019 TRAINOR CHRISTMAS" IS OUT NOW. 1324 00:36:39,019 --> 00:36:40,119 YOU ARE THE BEST PAL 1325 00:36:39,019 --> 00:36:40,119 THANK YOU. 1326 00:36:40,119 --> 00:36:42,119 STICK AROUND 1327 00:36:40,119 --> 00:36:42,119 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 1328 00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:57,230 "TONIGHT SHOW. 1329 00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:57,230 ♪ 1330 00:36:57,230 --> 00:37:00,210 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "HOLIDAYS" 1331 00:36:57,230 --> 00:37:00,210 FROM HER ALBUM "A VERY TRAINOR 1332 00:37:00,210 --> 00:37:04,150 CHRISTMAS," HERE IS 1333 00:37:01,039 --> 00:37:04,150 MEGHAN TRAINOR FEATURING 1334 00:37:01,190 --> 00:37:04,150 EARTH, WIND & FIRE 1335 00:37:05,059 --> 00:37:08,269 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1336 00:37:05,059 --> 00:37:08,269 ♪ 1337 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:13,079 ♪ IT'S A CELEBRATIO 1338 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:13,079 GET READY FOR TH 1339 00:37:13,079 --> 00:37:19,159 HOLI-HOLI-HOLIDAYS 1340 00:37:13,079 --> 00:37:19,159 YEAH IT'S A CELEBRATION ♪ 1341 00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:25,130 ♪ SO BABY DON'T YOU STO 1342 00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:25,130 YOU GOT THAT LOO 1343 00:37:25,130 --> 00:37:28,050 IN YOUR EYES 1344 00:37:25,130 --> 00:37:28,050 EYES, EYES ♪ 1345 00:37:28,050 --> 00:37:30,099 ♪ CALL ME FOR HEL 1346 00:37:28,050 --> 00:37:30,099 WE CAN VIB 1347 00:37:30,099 --> 00:37:32,289 VIBE, VIBE 1348 00:37:30,099 --> 00:37:32,289 LET'S HAVE THE ♪ 1349 00:37:32,289 --> 00:37:35,170 ♪ TIME OF OUR LIVES 1350 00:37:32,289 --> 00:37:35,170 YOU CAN FEEL I 1351 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:40,050 YOU CAN FEEL I 1352 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:40,050 EVEN IF YOU ♪ 1353 00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:45,250 ♪ DANCE ALONE 1354 00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:45,250 YOU DESERVE A CHEERS 1355 00:37:45,250 --> 00:37:48,139 'CAUSE YOU BEEN WORKIN 1356 00:37:45,250 --> 00:37:48,139 WAY TOO LONG M 1357 00:37:48,139 --> 00:37:52,059 ♪ NO MORE WISHIN' 1358 00:37:48,139 --> 00:37:52,059 BABY LISTE 1359 00:37:52,059 --> 00:37:56,239 IT'S A CELEBRATION 1360 00:37:52,059 --> 00:37:56,239 GET READY FOR THE ♪ 1361 00:37:56,239 --> 00:38:03,010 ♪ HOLI-HOLI-HOLIDAY 1362 00:37:56,239 --> 00:38:03,010 YEAH IT'S A CELEBRATIO 1363 00:38:03,010 --> 00:38:08,139 SO BABY DON'T YOU STOP 1364 00:38:03,010 --> 00:38:08,139 DANCIN' WITH ME ♪ 1365 00:38:08,139 --> 00:38:13,179 ♪ HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY 1366 00:38:08,139 --> 00:38:13,179 HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDA 1367 00:38:13,179 --> 00:38:16,170 HOLIDAY AH OOH OOH 1368 00:38:13,179 --> 00:38:16,170 HOLIDAY HOLIDAY ♪ 1369 00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:22,179 ♪ HOLIDAY HOLIDAY 1370 00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:22,179 SO BABY DON'T YOU STOP 1371 00:38:22,179 --> 00:38:24,139 LEMME HEAR YOU SAY 1372 00:38:22,179 --> 00:38:24,139 I'M READY FOR ♪ 1373 00:38:24,139 --> 00:38:27,019 ♪ THE HOLIDAY 1374 00:38:24,139 --> 00:38:27,019 CALL THE FAMILY UP 1375 00:38:27,019 --> 00:38:29,110 TELL 'EM WE'RE 1376 00:38:27,019 --> 00:38:29,110 ON OUR WAY ♪ 1377 00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:32,190 ♪ TRYNA PARTY 1378 00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:32,190 'CAUSE WE GOIN' CRAZ 1379 00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:36,239 YOU CAN FEEL I 1380 00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:36,239 FEEL IT ♪ 1381 00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:43,010 ♪ EVEN IF YOU DANCE ALONE 1382 00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:43,010 YOU DESERVE A CHEERS 1383 00:38:43,010 --> 00:38:45,130 WHOA O 1384 00:38:43,010 --> 00:38:45,130 'CAUSE YOU BEEN WORKIN' ♪ 1385 00:38:45,130 --> 00:38:51,059 ♪ WAY TOO LON 1386 00:38:45,130 --> 00:38:51,059 NO MORE WISHIN 1387 00:38:51,059 --> 00:38:52,260 BABY LISTE 1388 00:38:51,059 --> 00:38:52,260 IT'S A CELEBRATION ♪ 1389 00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:56,239 ♪ CELEBRATION YEA 1390 00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:56,239 GET READY FOR TH 1391 00:38:56,239 --> 00:39:00,059 HOLI-HOLI-HOLIDAYS 1392 00:38:56,239 --> 00:39:00,059 YEAH IT'S A CELEBRATION ♪ 1393 00:39:00,059 --> 00:39:04,269 ♪ OH, WE GON' CELEBRATE 1394 00:39:00,059 --> 00:39:04,269 SO BABY DON'T YOU STOP 1395 00:39:04,269 --> 00:39:06,090 DO YOU STO 1396 00:39:04,269 --> 00:39:06,090 DANCIN' WITH ME ♪ 1397 00:39:06,090 --> 00:39:10,170 ♪ HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY 1398 00:39:06,090 --> 00:39:10,170 HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDA 1399 00:39:10,170 --> 00:39:21,119 HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDA 1400 00:39:10,170 --> 00:39:21,119 HOLIDAY HOLIDAY ♪ 1401 00:39:21,119 --> 00:39:22,210 ♪ SO BABY DON'T 1402 00:39:21,119 --> 00:39:22,210 YOU STOP ♪ 1403 00:39:22,210 --> 00:39:35,280 ♪ 1404 00:39:22,210 --> 00:39:35,280 ♪ 1405 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:41,119 ♪ HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY 1406 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:41,119 HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDA 1407 00:39:41,119 --> 00:39:45,170 HOLIDAY OOH AH OOH OOH 1408 00:39:41,119 --> 00:39:45,170 HOLIDAY HOLIDAY ♪ 1409 00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:50,210 ♪ HOLIDAY HOLIDAY 1410 00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:50,210 SO BABY DON'T YOU STOP ♪ 1411 00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:52,170 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1412 00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:52,170 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR 1413 00:39:52,170 --> 00:39:54,019 WATCHING 1414 00:39:52,170 --> 00:39:54,019 STAY SAFE OUT THERE. 1415 00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:58,000 WASH YOUR HANDS. 1416 00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:58,000 DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. 1417 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,159 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1418 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,159 SETH MEYERS. 1419 00:39:59,159 --> 00:40:01,250 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 1420 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:03,039 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1421 00:40:02,090 --> 00:40:03,039 ♪ 1422 00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:03,039 ♪