1 00:00:22,076 --> 00:00:24,445 Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF 2 00:00:24,445 --> 00:00:26,080 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:30,217 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JASON BATEMAN, 4 00:00:30,217 --> 00:00:35,690 CARRIE UNDERWOOD AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:35,690 --> 00:00:38,392 AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:41,462 --> 00:00:47,268 * Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 7 00:00:47,268 --> 00:00:51,338 HELLO. THANK YOU. OH, MY GOODNESS. 8 00:00:51,338 --> 00:00:59,747 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HELLO. * 9 00:00:59,747 --> 00:01:02,149 THANK YOU ROOTS. THANK YOU EVERYBODY. PLEASE 10 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:04,985 OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, AND WELCOME TO "THE 11 00:01:04,985 --> 00:01:10,558 TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE WE ARE. 12 00:01:10,558 --> 00:01:13,961 LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND JOKES, EVERYBODY WELL GUYS, I SAW THAT FORMER 13 00:01:13,961 --> 00:01:15,529 PRESIDENTS BARACK OBAMA, GEORGE W. BUSH, AND BILL CLINTON WANT TO ENCOURAGE 14 00:01:15,529 --> 00:01:24,238 AMERICANS TO GET THE COVID VACCINE BY GETTING THEIRS ON CAMERA 15 00:01:24,238 --> 00:01:25,873 PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTED TO BE INCLUDED, BUT OBAMA SAID, "OH, SORRY, PAL, BUT IT'S 16 00:01:25,873 --> 00:01:32,546 TWO-TERMERS ONLY." [ LAUGHTER ] Questlove: OOH! 17 00:01:32,546 --> 00:01:37,585 OOH! Jimmy: MEANWHILE, 96-YEAR-OLD JIMMY CARTER IS 18 00:01:37,585 --> 00:01:43,357 LIKE, "UH, HELLO, ANYBODY WANT TO GIVE ME A VACCINE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:43,357 --> 00:01:47,395 YOU GUYS GO AHEAD. I'LL WAIT IN LINE AT CVS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:47,395 --> 00:01:50,364 IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THEY GOT THE VACCINE TOGETHER AFTER BUSH AND CLINTON, OBAMA'S 21 00:01:50,364 --> 00:01:56,370 GOING TO ROLL UP HIS SLEEVE LIKE, "WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW AH, RIGHT BOYS?" 22 00:01:56,370 --> 00:02:00,174 I LOVE THIS IDEA IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN HOOVER, F.D.R. 23 00:02:00,174 --> 00:02:05,980 AND TRUMAN ALL GOT PROSTATE EXAMS OVER THE RADIO [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:09,183 HERE'S SOME NEWS ABOUT THE FIGHT AGAINST COVID. DR. FAUCI SAID THAT HE'S NOT 25 00:02:09,183 --> 00:02:15,289 LEAVING HIS JOB AND TODAY HE HAD HIS FIRST OFFICIAL MEETING WITH BIDEN'S TEAM OVER ZOOM. 26 00:02:15,289 --> 00:02:17,458 FAUCI SAID IT WAS NICE TO KICK OFF A MEETING WITHOUT THE PRESIDENT BOOING HIM 27 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:22,930 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THE PRESIDENT STILL WON'T CONCEDE THE ELECTION 28 00:02:22,930 --> 00:02:27,435 AND YESTERDAY IN MICHIGAN -- DID YOU SEE THIS RUDY GIULIANI CALLED A STAR 29 00:02:27,435 --> 00:02:32,206 WITNESS -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- IN FRONT OF THE COMMITTEE TO 30 00:02:32,206 --> 00:02:35,209 DISCUSS VOTER FRAUD. LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT, AND LET'S MEET THIS -- 31 00:02:35,209 --> 00:02:35,242 LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT, AND LET'S MEET THIS -- 32 00:02:37,511 --> 00:02:40,014 GUESS HOW MANY, WAIT. WHAT ABOUT, WHAT ABOUT, WHAT 33 00:02:40,014 --> 00:02:44,819 ABOUT THE TURNOUT RATE 120% WE'RE NOT SEEING THE POLL 34 00:02:44,819 --> 00:02:48,889 OFF BY 30,000 VOTES. THAT'S NOT THE CASE. WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO, TAKE 35 00:02:48,889 --> 00:02:54,528 IT DO SOMETHING CRAZY TO IT? I KNOW WHAT I SAW, AND I SIGNED SOMETHING SAYING THAT IF I'M 36 00:02:54,528 --> 00:03:01,502 WRONG, I CAN GO TO PRISON. DID YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:03:01,502 --> 00:03:07,975 Jimmy: OH, MY ONCE AGAIN, THAT WAS THEIR STAR WITNESS. 38 00:03:07,975 --> 00:03:11,145 WHERE DOES RUDY KEEP FINDING THESE PEOPLE LINKEDIN-SANE? 39 00:03:11,145 --> 00:03:15,983 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS CLEAR SHE FORGOT WHERE SHE WAS WHEN SHE WAS LIKE, 40 00:03:15,983 --> 00:03:20,755 "WAITER, ANOTHER TEQUILA SUNRISE. [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:20,755 --> 00:03:24,258 BECAUSE I'M DRINKING DID YOU HAVE ONE BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO HAD 42 00:03:24,258 --> 00:03:30,264 A DRINK. DID YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:30,264 --> 00:03:37,104 BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO HAD ONE DRINK. [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:37,104 --> 00:03:39,874 RUDY WAS SO NERVOUS HE STARTED SQUIRTING BLACK INK LIKE AN OCTOPUS. 45 00:03:39,874 --> 00:03:46,781 [ LAUGHTER ] IT JUST -- [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:46,781 --> 00:03:48,582 IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN WHEN RUDY GIULIANI HAS TO LEAN OVER AND GO, "YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL 47 00:03:48,582 --> 00:03:51,952 OF YOURSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW THAT WOMAN, BUT I 48 00:03:51,952 --> 00:03:55,122 CAN GUARANTEE YOU HER UBER RATING IS BELOW TWO STARS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 49 00:03:55,122 --> 00:04:01,629 DO YOU AGREE [ LAUGHTER ] RUDY ALSO TALKED AT THE EVENT 50 00:04:01,629 --> 00:04:04,465 AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT THEY HEARD SOMETHING WHILE HE WAS SPEAKING. 51 00:04:04,465 --> 00:04:09,603 NOW, I SWEAR - [ LAUGHTER ] WE DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO THIS 52 00:04:09,603 --> 00:04:14,975 CLIP, OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] JUST WATCH THE CLIP AND LISTEN 53 00:04:14,975 --> 00:04:16,143 CLOSELY. SEE IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING 54 00:04:16,677 --> 00:04:18,579 I WILL ASK THAT HE BE DISCIPLINED FOR THAT [ FART ] 55 00:04:18,579 --> 00:04:21,215 FIRST OF ALL, THE ANSWER I GAVE YOU IS THAT THEY DIDN'T BOTHER TO INTERVIEW A SINGLE WITNESS. 56 00:04:21,215 --> 00:04:24,819 [ FART ] JUST LIKE YOU. Questlove: YO 57 00:04:24,819 --> 00:04:31,592 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: CAN WE GO ONE WEEK WITHOUT SOMETHING LEAKING OUT 58 00:04:31,592 --> 00:04:40,000 OF RUDY GIULIANI [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 59 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,771 YEP, WE'VE HAD LIQUIDS AND NOW GAS. GOD HELP US WHEN A SOLID COMES 60 00:04:43,771 --> 00:04:48,943 OUT OF HIM [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE EVERY GROSS GUY ON 61 00:04:48,943 --> 00:04:53,547 THE SUBWAY ROLLED INTO ONE HUMAN. IT'S ACTUALLY NOT WHAT YOU 62 00:04:53,547 --> 00:04:56,183 THINK. CHAIR WAS JUST WET FROM MUCUS AND HAIR DYE 63 00:04:56,183 --> 00:05:06,293 [ LAUGHTER ] Questlove: YEAH Jimmy: SOME MORE POLITICAL 64 00:05:06,293 --> 00:05:09,530 NEWS I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE DO MORE MONOLOGUE 65 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:14,068 THAT'S ALL YOU REALLY -- THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE, YEAH. SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS THIS 66 00:05:14,068 --> 00:05:16,370 WEEK ATTORNEY GENERAL WILLIAM BARR WENT AGAINST TRUMP AND SAID 67 00:05:16,370 --> 00:05:23,411 THERE WAS NO WIDESPREAD VOTER FRAUD, AND NOW TRUMP IS NOT SO HAPPY WITH HIM 68 00:05:23,411 --> 00:05:23,944 HAPPY WITH HIM WATCH THIS 69 00:05:24,545 --> 00:05:25,246 DO YOU STILL HAVE CONFIDENCE 70 00:05:25,246 --> 00:05:31,085 IN BILL BARR ASK ME THAT IN A NUMBER OF WEEKS FROM NOW 71 00:05:31,085 --> 00:05:36,323 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHICH MEANS BY SUNDAY TRUMP WILL BE LIKE, "I THINK 72 00:05:36,323 --> 00:05:43,497 IT'S TIME TO FREE 'WILLY.'" [ LAUGHTER ] BARR IS SO FIRED 73 00:05:43,497 --> 00:05:45,599 AND THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR TRUMP TO DECIDE IS FROM WHICH TOILET TO TWEET IT FROM. 74 00:05:45,599 --> 00:05:49,270 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD WHEN TRUMP SAYS, "YOU'RE FIRED" AND 75 00:05:49,270 --> 00:05:54,141 BARR WAS LIKE, "DUDE, SO ARE YOU! [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:05:54,141 --> 00:05:56,811 WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. I SAW THAT PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN'S LEADING CANDIDATE FOR 77 00:05:56,811 --> 00:06:03,751 CIA DIRECTOR, DAVID S. COHEN, ONCE APPEARED AS AN EXTRA IN AN EPISODE OF "GAME OF THRONES. 78 00:06:03,751 --> 00:06:09,323 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. YEAH, THAT'S HIM Questlove: WHAT 79 00:06:09,323 --> 00:06:13,361 Jimmy: YEAH, HE MIGHT BE IN CHARGE OF THE CIA. WELL, IT TURNS OUT HE'S NOT THE 80 00:06:13,361 --> 00:06:16,097 ONLY GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL WHO'S APPEARED IN THE A BIG FANTASY PRODUCTION WITHOUT PEOPLE 81 00:06:16,097 --> 00:06:18,299 REALIZING IT FOR EXAMPLE, STEPHEN MILLER PLAYED VOLDEMORT 82 00:06:18,299 --> 00:06:23,838 [ LAUGHTER ] AND MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS, BUT JEFF SESSIONS PLAYED THE GOBLIN 83 00:06:23,838 --> 00:06:30,578 BANKER IN "HARRY POTTER. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, MELANIA TRUMP WAS 84 00:06:30,578 --> 00:06:33,814 THE STUNT DOUBLE FOR DAVID BOWIE IN "LABYRINTH. [ APPLAUSE ] 85 00:06:33,814 --> 00:06:37,651 I DID NOT REALIZE. THESE ARE THINGS I DID NOT KNOW 86 00:06:37,651 --> 00:06:39,387 OH LISTEN TO THIS, HAAGEN-DAZS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT AMERICA'S FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR 87 00:06:39,387 --> 00:06:48,796 OF 2020 IS - [ DRUM ROLL VANILLA. 88 00:06:48,796 --> 00:06:55,102 [ LAUGHTER ] [ FOG HORN ] YEP, THE FLAVOR OF THE YEAR IS 89 00:06:55,102 --> 00:06:58,506 VANILLA, AND ALSO MERRIAM-WEBSTER'S WORD OF THE YEAR IS "THE." 90 00:06:58,506 --> 00:07:03,611 [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, HERE IN NEW YORK THEY HAD TO CLOSE THE VERRAZZANO 91 00:07:03,611 --> 00:07:07,248 BRIDGE THIS WEEK DUE TO HIGH WINDS. THIS VIDEO IS PRETTY CRAZY 92 00:07:07,248 --> 00:07:08,049 THIS VIDEO IS PRETTY CRAZY CHECK THIS OUT 93 00:07:09,050 --> 00:07:19,060 [ CREAKING ] 94 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:21,295 Jimmy: WOW. YEAH THE WOMAN FROM MICHIGAN WAS 95 00:07:21,295 --> 00:07:30,071 LIKE, "IS THAT WHAT BRIDGES DO [ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT WHAT BRIDGES ALWAYS DO 96 00:07:30,071 --> 00:07:34,275 IS THAT WHAT BRIDGES DO? THEY GO UP AND DOWN? IS THAT WHAT THEY DO 97 00:07:34,275 --> 00:07:39,780 BECAUSE THAT ONE'S DOING IT. DRIVING OVER IT YOUR GPS IS LIKE, "I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR 98 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:44,852 AFFAIRS IN ORDER." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT, EVERYBODY. 99 00:07:44,852 --> 00:07:45,386 EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 100 00:07:45,686 --> 00:07:46,287 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 101 00:07:46,287 --> 00:07:58,532 * * Jimmy: HEY, EVERYONE. 102 00:07:58,532 --> 00:08:02,136 BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW NIGHT. OUR GUEST WILL BE NONE OTHER 103 00:08:02,136 --> 00:08:08,709 THAN PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 104 00:08:08,709 --> 00:08:11,412 HE'S GOT A NEW BOOK OUT CALLED "A PROMISED LAND." AND WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT 105 00:08:11,412 --> 00:08:13,547 THAT WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON IN 106 00:08:13,547 --> 00:08:16,050 THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW. AND HE'S GOING TO ALSO BE SETTLING SOME OF THE BIGGEST 107 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:22,690 DEBATES OF ALL TIME ONCE AND FOR ALL. OBAMA WILL SETTLE IT 108 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:25,526 IT'S AN ALL OBAMA SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. 109 00:08:25,526 --> 00:08:30,131 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 110 00:08:30,131 --> 00:08:31,966 JOINING ME IN STUDIO, HE IS HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH MUSICAL GUEST 111 00:08:31,966 --> 00:08:37,104 MORGAN WALLEN. JASON BATEMAN IS MY GUEST TONIGHT. 112 00:08:37,104 --> 00:08:41,609 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S MY DUDE 113 00:08:41,609 --> 00:08:44,812 I CANNOT WAIT TO TALK TO HIM, MAN. I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM SINCE 114 00:08:44,812 --> 00:08:48,849 HE DID "OZARK. I'M ONLY, SEASON TWO Questlove: AT LEASE YOU GOT 115 00:08:48,849 --> 00:08:51,752 TO SEASON TWO. Jimmy: YEAH, I MADE IT TO SEASON TWO 116 00:08:51,752 --> 00:08:54,321 I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I MADE IT. I LOVE IT. I DON'T WANT TO WATCH ANYMORE 117 00:08:54,321 --> 00:08:58,659 BECAUSE I WANT IT TO LAST FOREVER. Questlove: YEAH 118 00:08:58,659 --> 00:09:01,162 Jimmy: BUT IT IS SO GOOD. HE IS PHENOMENAL IN THIS SHOW. Questlove: YEAH 119 00:09:01,162 --> 00:09:03,798 Jimmy: JUST CRUSHES EVERYTHING I LOVE THAT DUDE, MAN. 120 00:09:03,798 --> 00:09:05,599 PLUS, HER ALBUM "MY GIFT" AND HBO MAX CHRISTMAS SPECIAL CALLED "MY GIFT" ARE AVAILABLE 121 00:09:05,599 --> 00:09:11,105 RIGHT NOW. CARRIE UNDERWOOD IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 122 00:09:11,105 --> 00:09:15,142 WE'RE TALKING TO CARRIE AND SHE'S PERFORMING LATER ON THE SHOW 123 00:09:15,142 --> 00:09:18,579 IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT BUT FIRST, OH, MY GOODNESS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY 124 00:09:18,579 --> 00:09:24,552 HAPPENING? THIS IS VERY EXCITING. GUYS WE HAVE EXACTLY 12 SHOWS 125 00:09:24,552 --> 00:09:26,320 LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK. [ APPLAUSE ] 126 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,290 YEAH, ALREADY. WHICH MEAN IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" 127 00:09:29,290 --> 00:09:32,793 TRADITION. IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." 128 00:09:32,793 --> 00:09:32,827 IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." 129 00:09:35,062 --> 00:09:38,332 * 12 DAYS O CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 130 00:09:38,332 --> 00:09:43,471 12 DAYS LEFT * Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, 131 00:09:43,471 --> 00:09:45,172 WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN OUT OF THIS WORLD CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM 132 00:09:45,172 --> 00:09:53,647 THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET. THERE ARE ONLY LIKE FIVE PEOPLE 133 00:09:53,647 --> 00:09:56,650 IN OUR AUDIENCE, SO THIS IS REALLY - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 134 00:09:56,650 --> 00:10:00,521 A VERY LOUD FIVE PEOPLE. THIS IS GREAT. THE ODDS ARE GREAT THAT YOU'LL 135 00:10:00,521 --> 00:10:04,125 BE GOING HOME WITH SOMETHING SPECIAL. NOW, SINCE THERE ARE 12 SHOWS 136 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:11,232 LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER 12 [ DRUM ROLL 137 00:10:11,232 --> 00:10:16,470 OOH. OH, YES. OH, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 138 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:19,640 LOOK AT THIS YEAH, LET'S SEE IT OH 139 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:23,244 OH, WOW. THAT'S A LOT OF -- A LOT OF BALLS AROUND THERE. 140 00:10:23,244 --> 00:10:27,181 THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. THAT IS A FANCY, FANCY - OOH, THE BACK! 141 00:10:27,181 --> 00:10:31,118 LOOK AT THE BACK [ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS A ONE OF A KIND. 142 00:10:31,118 --> 00:10:36,157 THIS IS A ONE OF A KIND. NOW LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER 143 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:40,528 EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER, AND IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN 144 00:10:40,528 --> 00:10:42,596 WHO WANTS THIS SWEATER, HUH? COME ON. [ APPLAUSE ] 145 00:10:42,596 --> 00:10:49,603 QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, PLEASE [ DRUM ROLLS ] 146 00:10:49,603 --> 00:10:56,477 DA-DA-DA-DA 305! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 147 00:10:56,477 --> 00:10:58,446 COME ON DOWN * OH, WELCOME. 148 00:10:58,446 --> 00:11:01,615 THANK YOU SO MUCH. PLEASE, RIGHT OVER THERE OH, MY GOODNESS. 149 00:11:01,615 --> 00:11:03,818 HI, HOW ARE YOU? WHAT IS YOUR NAME. JENNIFER. 150 00:11:03,818 --> 00:11:05,986 Jimmy: JENNIFER, WHERE ARE YOU FROM BROOKLYN. 151 00:11:05,986 --> 00:11:09,590 Jimmy: BROOKLYN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON! 152 00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:11,892 JENNIFER, IT'S A LITTLE CHILLY OUT THERE RIGHT NOW. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS 153 00:11:11,892 --> 00:11:14,862 NO, NOTHING LIKE THIS Jimmy: NO WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON? 154 00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:16,931 YES, YES. Jimmy: PLEASE TRY IT. GO FOR IT. 155 00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:18,899 I CAN'T HELP YOU YEAH, GO FOR IT. YEP. 156 00:11:18,899 --> 00:11:22,403 YEAH, HERE YOU GO. YOU CAN -- [ APPLAUSE ] 157 00:11:22,403 --> 00:11:27,308 TRUST ME, IT'S GONNA GO. OH, I CAN ALREADY TELL, THIS IS GOING TO BE A WINNER 158 00:11:27,308 --> 00:11:31,011 WINNER LOOK AT THIS OH, I AM LOVING THIS 159 00:11:31,011 --> 00:11:34,749 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU ARE A SUPERMODEL 160 00:11:34,749 --> 00:11:38,819 LOOK AT THIS ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU ARE -- THANK YOU SO MUCH 161 00:11:38,819 --> 00:11:43,491 FOR PLAYING AND COMING TO OUR AUDIENCE TONIGHT I'M SO THANKFUL YOU'RE HERE. 162 00:11:43,491 --> 00:11:46,894 AND CONGRATULATIONS ONCE AGAIN TO OUR WINNER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 163 00:11:46,894 --> 00:11:51,699 THANK YOU Jimmy: STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 164 00:11:51,699 --> 00:12:03,477 "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY COME ON. * 165 00:12:03,477 --> 00:12:06,781 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 166 00:12:06,781 --> 00:12:12,520 HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 167 00:12:13,287 --> 00:12:16,624 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HASHTAG HASHTAG * 168 00:12:16,624 --> 00:12:18,426 Jimmy: YEAH, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS 169 00:12:18,426 --> 00:12:20,094 TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC SO SINCE IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON, WE SENT OUT THE HASHTAG 170 00:12:20,094 --> 00:12:28,335 #ADDAWORDRUINACHRISTMASSONG. AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT THE TITLE OF A CHRISTMAS 171 00:12:28,335 --> 00:12:33,974 SONG BUT WITH ONE WORD ADDED TO CHANGE THE MEANING FOR INSTANCE, I TWEETED, "FELIZ 172 00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:37,178 NAVIDAD BOD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS THE 173 00:12:37,178 --> 00:12:41,215 NUMBER ONE TRENDING TOPIC. NUMBER ONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 174 00:12:41,215 --> 00:12:43,617 SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE 175 00:12:43,617 --> 00:12:48,356 #ADDAWORDRUINACHRISTMASSONG RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 176 00:12:48,356 --> 00:12:55,963 @CEETEEAYCH -- @CEETEEAYCH HE SAYS, "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO VACCINES." 177 00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:58,132 AH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NOT TOO SHABBY 178 00:12:58,132 --> 00:13:00,568 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. THIS ONE'S FROM @CASSWHEELER I LIKE THE NAME CASS 179 00:13:00,568 --> 00:13:03,404 DON'T REALLY HEAR MUCH OF THAT CASS CASSIE 180 00:13:03,404 --> 00:13:06,073 Tariq: CASSIE Jimmy: CASSIE Tariq: CASSIE'S MY MOM'S 181 00:13:06,073 --> 00:13:08,743 NAME Jimmy: CASSIDY? Tariq: CASSIE 182 00:13:08,743 --> 00:13:10,711 Jimmy: OH [ LAUGHTER ] IS IT REALLY 183 00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:14,648 CASSIE Tariq: YEAH Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT NAME. 184 00:13:14,648 --> 00:13:16,851 I DON'T HEAR IT THAT MUCH. I LIKE THAT. ALL RIGHT, IT WAS @CASSWHEELER 185 00:13:16,851 --> 00:13:19,453 SHE SAYS, "WHAT CHILD IS THIS MAURY? [ LAUGHTER ] 186 00:13:19,453 --> 00:13:22,957 Questlove: AH * Jimmy: YOU ARE NOT THE 187 00:13:22,957 --> 00:13:28,763 FATHER BUT YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO IS [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:13:28,763 --> 00:13:42,543 * AHH * THIS IS FROM @TIMTIMJENK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 189 00:13:42,543 --> 00:13:44,178 HE SAYS, "RUN RUDOLPH'S HAIR DYE RUN. [ LAUGHTER ] 190 00:13:44,178 --> 00:13:49,850 THERE YOU GO CHUCK BERRY AHEAD OF HIS TIME. Tariq: YEP. 191 00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:52,119 Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE -- THIS IS SO COOL THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM ACTUAL 192 00:13:52,119 --> 00:13:56,123 MARK HAMILL. LUKE SKYWALKER Tariq: WOW. 193 00:13:56,123 --> 00:13:59,593 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: JOKER. THAT GUY'S -- I LOVE HIM, MAN. 194 00:13:59,593 --> 00:14:04,832 HE'S SUPER FUNNY, TOO, MAN MARK HAMILL, I LOVE YOU, MAN HE SAYS, "LITTLE DRUMMER BOY 195 00:14:04,832 --> 00:14:07,468 GEORGE." YEAH, I WOULD DO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 196 00:14:07,468 --> 00:14:11,772 I WOULD LISTEN TO THAT I WOULD LOVE THAT, MAN I'M A BIG BOY GEORGE FAN, TOO, 197 00:14:11,772 --> 00:14:17,511 MAN. GEORGE, CALL ME. LET'S TALK 198 00:14:17,511 --> 00:14:21,549 MARK IS ALREADY PLAYING THE GAME GEORGE O'DOWD, YOU CAN PLAY AS 199 00:14:21,549 --> 00:14:23,951 WELL THAT'S HIS -- THAT'S HIS REAL NAME 200 00:14:23,951 --> 00:14:27,355 Tariq: YEAH Jimmy: YEAH YOUR NAME IS, WHEN YOU'RE 201 00:14:27,355 --> 00:14:29,957 PERFORMING IS BLACK THOUGHT. Tariq: YEAH Jimmy: BUT YOUR REAL NAME IS 202 00:14:29,957 --> 00:14:33,461 MARVIN SWENSON [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: WHY YOU TELLIN' 203 00:14:33,461 --> 00:14:40,101 EVERYBODY MY GOVERNMENT NAME [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I THINK YOU SHOULD 204 00:14:40,101 --> 00:14:43,537 STAY WITH YOUR OLD NAME, MAN, MARVIN SWENSON Tariq: NAH, NO, THANKS. 205 00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:47,341 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE IS -- THIS ONE IS FROM 206 00:14:47,341 --> 00:14:51,846 @MIKEISHAPPY HE SAYS, "ROCKING JORTS AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE." 207 00:14:51,846 --> 00:15:00,254 OH, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD JORTS. THIS IS FROM @WEDOSTUFFPOD 208 00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:05,059 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY SAY, "GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMAN'S CLUB." 209 00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:13,801 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @CONSTANTGRIPER. 210 00:15:13,801 --> 00:15:16,771 HE SAYS, "SILENT M NIGHT SHYAMALAN. HEY, THAT'S -- THAT ONE HAD 211 00:15:16,771 --> 00:15:19,273 A LITTLE TWIST ENDING TO IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, SIR 212 00:15:19,273 --> 00:15:25,379 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S -- HE GETS IT HE GETS IT 213 00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:30,084 THIS ONE'S FROM @ALBOLT76. THAT'S A GOOD NAME, HUH? AL BOLT. 214 00:15:30,084 --> 00:15:32,486 Questlove: AL BOLT. Jimmy: I BELIEVE IN THAT DUDE 215 00:15:32,486 --> 00:15:35,089 Tariq: I MEAN, IF HE'S -- IF HE'S QUICK Jimmy: YEAH, AL BOLT IS 216 00:15:35,089 --> 00:15:40,261 YOUR -- HE'LL FIGHT FOR YOU. Tariq: OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH Jimmy: RIGHT, LIKE, "HI, I'M 217 00:15:40,261 --> 00:15:42,096 AL BOLT. Tariq: "I'M AL BOLT." Jimmy: YEAH 218 00:15:42,096 --> 00:15:44,732 Tariq: "INJURY ATTORNEY." Jimmy: YEAH Tariq: YEAH, YEAH 219 00:15:44,732 --> 00:15:46,600 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? 220 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:51,739 YOU WAKE UP AND YOU GOT A CRICK IN YOUR NECK [ LAUGHTER ] 221 00:15:51,739 --> 00:15:57,845 I'LL SUE THAT MATTRESS COMPANY HE SAYS, "AWAY IN A PRET A A MANGER." 222 00:15:57,845 --> 00:16:01,449 [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GOOD 223 00:16:01,449 --> 00:16:03,651 Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A GREAT ONE. YEAH 224 00:16:03,651 --> 00:16:12,393 THIS ONE'S FROM @8CRAWDADDY3 WOW, A LOT OF MATH THERE OH, THIS IS GOOD 225 00:16:12,393 --> 00:16:17,431 SHE SAYS, "JINGLE DEEZ BELLS." [ LAUGHTER ] * 226 00:16:17,431 --> 00:16:23,070 [ APPLAUSE ] WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO RUIN THE SONG THAT MUCH 227 00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:27,375 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "JINGLE DEEZ BELLS." [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:31,312 OH, YES, A GOOD LAST ONE HERE. HERE YOU GO. THIS IS FROM @DESIGNOUTLOUD. 229 00:16:31,312 --> 00:16:33,814 HE SAYS, "BABY YODA IT'S COLD OUTSIDE. THERE YOU HAVE IT. 230 00:16:33,814 --> 00:16:37,318 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 231 00:16:37,318 --> 00:16:39,720 TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 232 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,123 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JASON BATEMAN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 233 00:16:42,123 --> 00:17:07,581 * Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR, AN 234 00:17:07,581 --> 00:17:09,350 EMMY-WINNING DIRECTOR FOR HIS FANTASTIC WORK ON THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED TELEVISION 235 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:16,757 SERIES "OZARK. THIS WEEKEND HE IS HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH 236 00:17:16,757 --> 00:17:19,393 MUSICAL GUEST, MORGAN WALLEN I'M THRILLED THAT HE CAN ACTUALLY BE HERE IN THE STUDIO 237 00:17:19,393 --> 00:17:23,531 TONIGHT. PLEASE WELCOME, JASON BATEMAN! 238 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:47,588 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: LOOK AT THEM 239 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,457 THIS IS IT THIS IS -- PRETTY PATHETIC 240 00:17:49,457 --> 00:17:52,626 Jimmy: THIS IS -- [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS THE BEST WE CAN -- 241 00:17:52,626 --> 00:17:56,464 JASON, THIS IS THE BEST WE CAN DO YOU GOOSE ALL THE APPLAUSE 242 00:17:56,464 --> 00:18:01,369 LATER, RIGHT, IN POST? Jimmy: NO, THIS IS IT THAT IS TOTALLY IT, YEAH 243 00:18:01,369 --> 00:18:05,306 I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE YOU LOOK FANTASTIC I WORE MY BABY CORD BURGUNDY 244 00:18:05,306 --> 00:18:08,142 FOR YOU TODAY. Jimmy: THANK YOU. BECAUSE WE'RE IN STUDIO 245 00:18:08,142 --> 00:18:09,844 Jimmy: THAT IS A GORGEOUS SUIT IF IT WAS ZOOM, IT WOULD BE 246 00:18:09,844 --> 00:18:12,613 MY P.J.s Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT HAVE YOU BEEN THIS DRESSED UP 247 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:16,117 IN A WHILE NO, AND THIS HAS GOT TO BE BACK IN ABOUT A HALF HOUR, 248 00:18:16,117 --> 00:18:19,720 SO - [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND 249 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,124 JASON, YOU'RE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AGAIN. YOU HOSTED - 250 00:18:23,124 --> 00:18:26,427 15 YEARS AGO. Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? YEAH, IT FEELS LIKE LONGER 251 00:18:26,427 --> 00:18:34,935 BECAUSE I LOVED IT SO MUCH AND WANTED TO DO IT EVERY DAY AFTERWARDS 252 00:18:34,935 --> 00:18:38,739 AS YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH AN AMAZING -- CORDS DO NOT MOVE ON THIS COUCH 253 00:18:38,739 --> 00:18:43,344 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: LUCKILY, THERE'S NO SLIDE. 254 00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:48,582 MY ENTIRE UNDERWEAR IS INSIDE ME RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 255 00:18:48,582 --> 00:18:50,785 I'LL WORK A FIVE-PERSON AUDIENCE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 256 00:18:50,785 --> 00:18:53,521 I GET IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THIS IS BETTER THAN 257 00:18:53,521 --> 00:18:57,324 MY MONOLOGUE THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE IT'S SO CASUAL. 258 00:18:57,324 --> 00:19:00,561 I SAW YOU ON THE STOOL I'M LIKE -- I SAID TO THE GUY IN THE DRESSING ROOM, "WHEN DO 259 00:19:00,561 --> 00:19:05,199 YOU GUYS START?" HE SAID, "NO, WE'RE DOING IT NOW. 260 00:19:05,199 --> 00:19:07,168 I GO, "HE'S SITTING ON A A STOOL. Jimmy: IT'S A COOL MEDIUM 261 00:19:07,168 --> 00:19:10,905 NOW. IT'S JUST CASUAL WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT LIKE 262 00:19:10,905 --> 00:19:15,910 BUDDIES, TALKING JIMMY'S JUST -- HE'S JUST LIKE A NICE OLD PAIR OF SHOES. 263 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:20,181 Jimmy: I'LL TAKE THAT I LOVE THAT, MAN I HAVE TO TALK "OZARK" BECAUSE 264 00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:23,250 I HAVEN'T TALK TO YOU SINCE YOU STARTED "OZARK," WHICH IS BIZARRE. 265 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:26,954 DO YOU HAVE NOTES WE'RE LOCKED [ LAUGHTER ] 266 00:19:26,954 --> 00:19:30,891 THE STUFF YOU'VE SEEN WE CAN'T CHANGE Jimmy: NO, MY ONLY NOTE IS 267 00:19:30,891 --> 00:19:34,495 THAT -- IT'S A THANK YOU NOTE TO SAY THANK YOU THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST THINGS 268 00:19:34,495 --> 00:19:37,698 I'VE EVER SEEN YOU ARE PHENOMENAL IN THIS SHOW, DUDE 269 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,968 [ APPLAUSE ] UNBELIEVABLE YOU'RE GOOSING THAT 270 00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:43,237 Jimmy: NO, WE DON'T WE'RE NOT GOOSING. YOU'LL GOOSE THAT 271 00:19:43,237 --> 00:19:49,076 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE IT IS. Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONE YOU 272 00:19:49,076 --> 00:19:50,911 WANTED * AND NOW YOU'VE GOT A BAND 273 00:19:50,911 --> 00:19:54,382 THING. OH, MY GOD QUESTLOVE HAS SEEN EVERYTHING. 274 00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:56,250 YOU'VE SEEN ALL THE EPISODES AND EVERYTHING Questlove: ABSOLUTELY 275 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,986 REALLY? Questlove: YEAH Jimmy: I'M ON - 276 00:19:58,986 --> 00:20:02,690 THANK YOU Jimmy: -- SEASON TWO, EPISODE THREE. 277 00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:04,658 BUT LET ME -- NO, NO, JASON, LET ME TELL YOU WHY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 278 00:20:04,658 --> 00:20:06,761 LET ME TELL YOU WHY. I DON'T -- YOU'RE BUSY 279 00:20:06,761 --> 00:20:10,664 Jimmy: NO I DON'T WANT IT TO END I DON'T WANT TO KEEP -- BECAUSE 280 00:20:10,664 --> 00:20:13,000 I KNOW IT'S GOING TO END I'LL BUY THAT Jimmy: IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU 281 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,671 READ A GOOD BOOK I WAS READING STEVE MARTIN'S BOOK, "BORN STANDING UP. 282 00:20:17,671 --> 00:20:19,940 I WAS SO MAD THAT IT WAS GOING TO COME TO AN END. I'M LIKE -- I JUST WANT TO KEEP 283 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:23,044 READING THIS IT IS SO GOOD. YOU ARE PHENOMENAL 284 00:20:23,044 --> 00:20:26,547 EVERYBODY -- REALLY, REALLY GOOD, GOOD GROUP OF PEOPLE. 285 00:20:26,547 --> 00:20:28,315 AND THE WRITERS, I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY KEEP ESCALATING THE DANGER WITHOUT KILLING US OR 286 00:20:28,315 --> 00:20:34,855 PUTTING US IN JAIL I MEAN, WE MAKE AS MANY MISTAKES AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN 287 00:20:34,855 --> 00:20:39,660 WITHOUT GETTING KILLED OR INCARCERATED Jimmy: YEAH 288 00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:42,396 AND WE'VE GOT MORE IN STORE FOR THIS - Jimmy: SO YOU'RE DIRECTING 289 00:20:42,396 --> 00:20:45,032 TOO. AND IT JUST -- YOU'RE CRUSHING - 290 00:20:45,032 --> 00:20:50,371 DUDE, DO YOU ENJOY THAT PART I LOVE IT, YEAH I GUESS THERE'S A PART OF ME 291 00:20:50,371 --> 00:20:54,642 THAT'S SORT OF MASOCHISTIC, YOU KNOW I LIKE THE ACTING. 292 00:20:54,642 --> 00:20:59,814 BUT IT'S SO COMFORTABLE FOR ME THAT I'M ABLE TO OBSERVE - LIKE, I'M KEENLY AWARE THAT 293 00:20:59,814 --> 00:21:01,582 LIKE, IF THAT CAMERA HAD TO MOVE RIGHT NOW I'D PROBABLY WAIT TO FINISH MY ANSWER UNTIL 294 00:21:01,582 --> 00:21:06,387 IT'S SETTLED Jimmy: YEAH I'M ALWAYS LOOKING TO HELP 295 00:21:06,387 --> 00:21:09,857 THE CREW BECAUSE AS A LITTLE KID, THE CREW MEMBERS WOULD ALWAYS BE 296 00:21:09,857 --> 00:21:12,226 LIKE, "BUDDY, YOU GOT HELP ME OUT. YOU KNOW, I GOT TO GET THE BOOM 297 00:21:12,226 --> 00:21:16,397 OVER THERE CAN YOU JUST HOLD YOUR LINE? I'M LIKE, "SURE, SIR." 298 00:21:16,397 --> 00:21:19,367 SO I'M A REAL PEOPLE PLEASER WHEN IT COMES TO THE WORK ON THE SET, SO I LIKE TO, YOU 299 00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:25,139 KNOW, FACILITATE SHOTS AND STUFF THAT WORK. SO I LIKE THE ACTING BUT I LIKE 300 00:21:25,139 --> 00:21:30,478 TO PILE ON WITH THE OTHER STUFF AND MAKE THE CREW'S DAY SHORT OR THE ACTOR'S DAY SHORT 301 00:21:30,478 --> 00:21:33,748 Jimmy: YEAH JUST STAYS FUN, STAYS EXCITING, ELECTRIC 302 00:21:33,748 --> 00:21:42,490 YEAH, I LOVE IT A BUNCH BUT THIS NEXT YEAR WE'RE TWO WEEKS INTO SHOOTING. 303 00:21:42,490 --> 00:21:44,191 IT'S GOING TO BE THE LAST YEAR, BUT WE'RE GOING TO DO 14 INSTEAD OF 10 EPISODES, 304 00:21:44,191 --> 00:21:50,364 AND WE'RE GOING TO SPLIT THEM UP IN TWO, SO IT WILL BE SEVEN AND SEVEN. 305 00:21:50,364 --> 00:21:55,636 SO IT WILL REALLY BE LIKE SEASON FOUR AND SEASON FIVE, BUT THEY'RE SHORTER. 306 00:21:55,636 --> 00:21:59,874 Jimmy: THEN IT'S ALL OVER BUT WE DO LAND THE PLANE IN A VERY SATISFACTORY WAY. 307 00:21:59,874 --> 00:22:01,976 Jimmy: YOU'RE HAPPY WITH IT YEAH. Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK IT 308 00:22:01,976 --> 00:22:05,446 IS ABOUT -- BECAUSE I HAVE A A THEORY, WHY PEOPLE LIKE MARTY. 309 00:22:05,446 --> 00:22:10,718 WHY THEY LIKE YOUR CHARACTER HE HAS GOT INCREDIBLE HAIR. [ LAUGHTER ] 310 00:22:10,718 --> 00:22:12,686 Jimmy: HE REALLY IS A GOOD LOOKING DUDE I SAY THAT TO YOU BECAUSE 311 00:22:12,686 --> 00:22:14,955 LOOK AT YOU. Jimmy: THANK YOU. RIGHT 312 00:22:14,955 --> 00:22:18,592 Jimmy: I GOT THIS FROM AMAZON LAST WEEK IF WE JUST AGITATE IT A 313 00:22:18,592 --> 00:22:21,195 A LITTLE BIT UP TOP. Jimmy: BUT STILL UNDER CONTROL. 314 00:22:21,195 --> 00:22:26,434 I CAN SEE YOUR LACE, THOUGH, IS COMING UP JUST A LITTLE BIT [ LAUGHTER ] 315 00:22:26,434 --> 00:22:31,472 NO, HE'S US. I MEAN, HOPEFULLY, YOU KNOW? HE'S A MIDDLE-AGED DUDE TRYING 316 00:22:31,472 --> 00:22:33,140 TO GET IT -- GET ON WITH IT WITH HIS KIDS AND HIS WIFE AND KEEP THEM ALIVE AND BE A 317 00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:41,215 A PROVIDER AND THEN HE -- YOU KNOW, AND HE'S PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT 318 00:22:41,215 --> 00:22:42,817 DUMBER THAN HE THINKS HE IS, SO HE BACKS INTO SOME BAD DECISIONS, BUT HE THINKS 319 00:22:42,817 --> 00:22:49,990 THEY'RE GOOD DECISIONS AND THEN HE'S GOT TO KIND OF PAY THE PRICE FOR CUTTING 320 00:22:49,990 --> 00:22:53,127 CORNERS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. Jimmy: I THINK IT'S ALSO -- IT'S BECAUSE I THINK HE'S 321 00:22:53,127 --> 00:22:58,499 HONEST HE'S HONEST, EVEN WITH THE -- SAYING THE AWFUL TRUTH 322 00:22:58,499 --> 00:23:02,536 ALL RIGHT, YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS? HOW THE SAUSAGE IS MADE? 323 00:23:02,536 --> 00:23:05,840 THIS GOES IN THAT AND THAT AND THIS AND THAT. AND THEY GO, I CAN'T BELIEVE 324 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,776 YOU JUST SAID THAT THE MONEY LAUNDERING STUFF? Jimmy: YEAH, ALL THAT STUFF 325 00:23:08,776 --> 00:23:12,279 YEAH, WE TRY NOT TO GET THE AUDIENCE INTO THE WEEDS TOO MUCH WITH THAT 326 00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:14,081 BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO -- I THINK -- THE ONLY THING I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ABSORB ABOUT MONEY 327 00:23:14,081 --> 00:23:18,819 LAUNDERING IN THREE YEARS IS THAT YOU NEED FAKE RECEIPTS. IF YOU CAN GET FAKE RECEIPTS -- 328 00:23:18,819 --> 00:23:24,692 GUYS, WE CAN ALL JUST -- WE CAN ALL RETIRE TOMORROW Jimmy: JUST, TIPS 329 00:23:24,692 --> 00:23:27,261 THERE YOU GO FAKE RECEIPTS. FAKE RECEIPTS 330 00:23:27,261 --> 00:23:29,330 THAT'S IT. Jimmy: JUST SOME TIPS FROM JASON BATEMAN. 331 00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:30,998 THAT'S IT. EARLIER THIS WEEK WE HAD NICK KROLL ON THE SHOW AND WE 332 00:23:30,998 --> 00:23:33,134 PLAYED A GAME CALLED "GUESS THE IMPRESSION." THAT IS A FUNNY MAN 333 00:23:33,134 --> 00:23:36,370 Jimmy: HE'S A FUNNY DUDE. SO WE JUST HAD NAMES COME UP WE DID NOT PRACTICE THE 334 00:23:36,370 --> 00:23:38,239 IMPRESSION AND THEN I GOT -- YOUR NAME CAME UP, AND SO I HAD TO THINK 335 00:23:38,239 --> 00:23:44,178 OF, HOW DO I DO AN IMPRESSION OF YOU OH NO 336 00:23:44,178 --> 00:23:48,349 THIS IS HURTFUL. THIS IS GOING TO BE HURTFUL. Jimmy: NO, IT'S FUN 337 00:23:48,349 --> 00:23:50,751 IMPRESSIONS ARE NOT COMPLIMENTARY, JIMMY Jimmy: YES. 338 00:23:50,751 --> 00:23:53,587 NO THEY'RE NOT. Jimmy: THIS IS AN HOMAGE, NOT AN IMPRESSION. 339 00:23:53,587 --> 00:23:56,223 AN HOMAGE IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PRONUNCIATION Jimmy: THANK YOU. 340 00:23:56,223 --> 00:23:59,593 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? [ LAUGHTER ] ARE YOU FROM MONTREAL? 341 00:23:59,593 --> 00:24:03,330 Jimmy: I'M FROM MONTREAL, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 342 00:24:03,330 --> 00:24:07,568 I'M NOT EVEN FROM FRANCE, IT'S FROM MONTREAL. I WANT TO SHOW THE IMPRESSION, 343 00:24:07,568 --> 00:24:09,904 AND JUST -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I WANT TO SHOW THE IMPRESSION 344 00:24:09,904 --> 00:24:14,141 YOU DID ME? Jimmy: I THINK I DID YOU. I THINK I DID A DECENT 345 00:24:14,141 --> 00:24:17,111 IMPRESSION OF YOU. I DON'T KNOW QUEST, DID YOU SEE IT? 346 00:24:17,111 --> 00:24:19,847 Questlove: I DID NOT SEE IT Jimmy: YOU DID NOT SEE IT YEAH, WE'LL SEE WHEN WE COME 347 00:24:19,847 --> 00:24:21,348 BACK MORE WITH JASON BATEMAN WHEN WE COME BACK. 348 00:24:21,348 --> 00:24:41,168 WE'RE GONNA SEE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 349 00:24:41,168 --> 00:24:43,471 Jimmy: THIS IS JASON BATEMAN, RIGHT HERE. IN THE STUDIO. 350 00:24:43,471 --> 00:24:47,174 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S A LEGEND. I LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE WITH 351 00:24:47,174 --> 00:24:49,677 US THANK YOU SO MUCH. NOW, BEFORE THE BREAK I 352 00:24:49,677 --> 00:24:53,614 MENTIONED EARLIER THAT I HAD NICK KROLL ON THE SHOW AND HE WAS VERY FUNNY 353 00:24:53,614 --> 00:24:56,484 WE PLAYED A GAME CALLED "GUESS THE IMPRESSION." I DID AN IMPRESSION OF YOU 354 00:24:56,484 --> 00:24:59,653 RANDOM IMPRESSION. I DID NOT PRACTICE THIS. AND SO YOUR NAME CAME UP, AND 355 00:24:59,653 --> 00:25:04,225 OBVIOUSLY I'M A FAN. AND SO THIS WAS -- WHAT COULD IT BE? 356 00:25:04,225 --> 00:25:06,961 Jimmy: WHAT COULD IT BE LOOK, YOU'RE ALMOST DOING THE IMPRESSION NOW 357 00:25:06,961 --> 00:25:09,497 IS IT Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW I FORGET BECAUSE I DON'T -- 358 00:25:09,497 --> 00:25:13,634 LET'S JUST TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT I DID AND SEE IF - I NEED KLEENEX. 359 00:25:13,634 --> 00:25:15,269 THIS IS GOING TO HURT MY FEELINGS Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT. IT 360 00:25:15,269 --> 00:25:19,774 WON'T. TRUST ME HE WE GO 361 00:25:19,774 --> 00:25:19,807 TRUST ME HE WE GO 362 00:25:20,341 --> 00:25:21,509 Jimmy: HE GOES, HE GOES -- UM 363 00:25:21,509 --> 00:25:30,584 YEAH, UM - UH, COULD WE NOT -- MAYBE, COULD WE NOT DO THIS 364 00:25:30,584 --> 00:25:32,853 IT'S NOT LIKE PESCI YOU DO A DIFFERENT THING FOR PESCI. 365 00:25:32,853 --> 00:25:39,193 Jimmy: NO, NO, AND I'M THE DAD, AND I'M A DAD AND I ACTUALLY ASKED YOU NICELY 366 00:25:39,193 --> 00:25:42,163 NOT TO GO SWIMMING IN THE LAKE JASON BATEMAN [ DING ] 367 00:25:42,163 --> 00:25:44,799 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, WAIT, SO HE DIDN'T KNOW Jimmy: NO, HE DIDN'T KNOW 368 00:25:44,799 --> 00:25:46,767 HE THOUGHT I WAS DOING JOE PESCI. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS 369 00:25:46,767 --> 00:25:50,104 TALKING ABOUT. JOE PESCI? SO THE LAKE WAS THE TELL. 370 00:25:50,104 --> 00:25:51,906 Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF A LAME IMPRESSION BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST LIKE SAYING, HEY, 371 00:25:51,906 --> 00:25:58,679 I'M THE NANNY -- THE DAD WHO DRESSES UP AS THE NANNY SO I CAN SEE MY KIDS. 372 00:25:58,679 --> 00:26:03,150 AND YOU GO, IS THAT YOUR IMPRESSION OF MRS. DOUBTFIRE BUT, NO -- 373 00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:06,854 THAT WAS VERY KIND OF YOU YOU DIDN'T, YOU KNOW, EXAGGERATE ANY HORRIBLE FEATURE 374 00:26:06,854 --> 00:26:12,760 OR - Jimmy: THAT'S KIND OF YOU YOU DID THE STUTTER A LITTLE 375 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,931 BIT, RIGHT THAT'S JUST -- THAT'S A LITTLE ACTOR TRICK TO MAKE IT SEEM 376 00:26:16,931 --> 00:26:23,371 LIKE THE LINES AREN'T WRITTEN. I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT IT YOU STUTTER A COUPLE OF TIMES. 377 00:26:23,371 --> 00:26:26,774 THEN YOU CAN GET NOMINATED FOR STUFF. [ LAUGHTER ] 378 00:26:26,774 --> 00:26:29,076 IT'S TRUE. YOU'RE JUST A STUTTER AWAY, EVERYBODY. 379 00:26:29,076 --> 00:26:34,315 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. YOU WERE PHENOMENAL IN IT. BUT I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF IT 380 00:26:34,315 --> 00:26:41,088 BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE AN EYE-CLOSEY THING LIKE A BREATH. 381 00:26:41,088 --> 00:26:44,792 OKAY, GANG -- GANG YOU CALL THE FAMILY, "GANG." I DO DO A LOT OF GANGS. 382 00:26:44,792 --> 00:26:48,396 Jimmy: OKAY, GANG, WE'RE GOING TO -- OKAY, SO YOU WANT ME TO -- 383 00:26:48,396 --> 00:26:52,133 [ LAUGHTER ] SO YOU WANT ME TO GO KILL THAT MAN. 384 00:26:52,133 --> 00:26:56,937 OKAY OKAY, GANG IT'S LIKE THAT, BUT I CAN'T -- 385 00:26:56,937 --> 00:26:59,340 IT'S ALWAYS EXERCISING PATIENCE WITH THE STUPID PEOPLE I'M SURROUNDED WITH. 386 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:02,843 Jimmy: YES! YES! YOU'RE ALWAYS SMARTER THAN THE 387 00:27:02,843 --> 00:27:04,912 AVERAGE BEAR YOU'RE SMARTER THAN EVERYONE IN THE ROOM 388 00:27:04,912 --> 00:27:07,848 BUT SO THAT THE AUDIENCE DOESN'T HATE HIM, I HAVE TO SHOW FLASHES OF STUPIDITY JUST 389 00:27:07,848 --> 00:27:13,320 AFTER THAT IT'S A BLEND Jimmy: IT'S SO FUN TO WATCH 390 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,924 HONESTLY DUDE, YOU HAVE BEEN CRUSHING IT. I ALSO -- AND YOU DIRECTED 391 00:27:16,924 --> 00:27:20,094 GREAT EPISODES THEN I SAW THE OTHER HBO THING YOU DIRECTED 392 00:27:20,094 --> 00:27:23,064 WAS IT - OH, "THE OUTSIDER." Jimmy: YES, DUDE. 393 00:27:23,064 --> 00:27:26,233 THAT WAS PHENOMENAL. THAT WAS SO FUN IT WAS SO MOODY, WASN'T IT 394 00:27:26,233 --> 00:27:30,271 SO DARK. Jimmy: YES! ALSO, AGAIN, I DIDN'T KNOW 395 00:27:30,271 --> 00:27:33,674 WHERE IT WAS GOING TO GO AND I GO, JASON BATEMAN IS JUST CRUSHING IT RIGHT NOW. 396 00:27:33,674 --> 00:27:35,743 AND SO CONGRATS ON ALL THAT STUFF. THANK YOU 397 00:27:35,743 --> 00:27:38,713 Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING INTO THE STUDIO. BREAK A LEG ON "SATURDAY NIGHT 398 00:27:38,713 --> 00:27:47,455 LIVE." YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT I'LL BE WATCHING SATURDAY. 399 00:27:47,455 --> 00:27:49,323 THANKS FOR EVERYTHING FOR "OZARK." I DO NOT WANT IT TO END. 400 00:27:49,323 --> 00:27:55,096 IT WILL NEVER END. I'M GOING KEEP MILKING IT. DON'T WATCH THEM ALL IN ONE 401 00:27:55,096 --> 00:28:01,435 NIGHT. YOU SPREAD THEM OUT. Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I HAVE 402 00:28:01,435 --> 00:28:03,504 BEEN DOING LIKE A FRIDGE FULL OF FOOD, YOU DON'T EAT IT IN ONE NIGHT. 403 00:28:03,504 --> 00:28:05,406 YOU SPREAD IT OUT OVER A WEEK. Jimmy: NANCY AND I -- MY WIFE AND I STARTED DOING IT 404 00:28:05,406 --> 00:28:08,209 WHILE WE STARTED EATING LUNCH. DOING WHAT? WHOA 405 00:28:08,209 --> 00:28:10,511 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, NO NO, NO, WE'RE NOT DOING IT 406 00:28:10,511 --> 00:28:13,047 WE'RE NOT DOING IT DURING THE SHOW WE'RE EATING 407 00:28:13,047 --> 00:28:14,882 IS THAT WHAT -- Jimmy: NO, NO, WE'RE EATING LUNCH. 408 00:28:14,882 --> 00:28:17,084 HANG ON OH Jimmy: SO THAT WAS OUR LUNCH 409 00:28:17,084 --> 00:28:20,554 SHOW THAT WE'D TURN ON, AND WE GO, HEY, THIS IS FANTASTIC AND THEN IT JUST STARTED TO GET 410 00:28:20,554 --> 00:28:22,857 A LITTLE DARK. YOU GOT TO WATCH IT AT NIGHT, BECAUSE IT'S DARK, AND 411 00:28:22,857 --> 00:28:27,228 YOU CAN'T HAVE AMBIENT LIGHTING Jimmy: EXACTLY. 412 00:28:27,228 --> 00:28:31,399 YOU GOT JACK UP YOUR TV Jimmy: EXACTLY. NOW WE'RE EATING LUNCH IN THE 413 00:28:31,399 --> 00:28:34,668 BASEMENT RIGHT Jimmy: BUT, MAN, WE LOVE IT 414 00:28:34,668 --> 00:28:36,737 SO MUCH. I'M A BIG FAN. GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 415 00:28:36,737 --> 00:28:39,140 YOU TOO Jimmy: THAT'S JASON BATEMAN RIGHT THERE. 416 00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:42,676 HE'S HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND I'M TALKING WITH 417 00:28:42,676 --> 00:28:45,279 CARRIE UNDERWOOD WHEN WE COME BACK COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! 418 00:28:45,279 --> 00:29:05,032 * Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A MUSIC SUPERSTAR. 419 00:29:05,032 --> 00:29:09,904 SHE'S WON SEVEN GRAMMYS. SHE'S SOLD OVER 64 MILLION RECORDS. 420 00:29:09,904 --> 00:29:14,375 AND SHE'S A BEST-SELLING AUTHOR HER NUMBER ONE ALBUM "MY GIFT" 421 00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:18,212 IS AVAILABLE NOW AND HER CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ALSO CALLED "MY GIFT" IS NOW 422 00:29:18,212 --> 00:29:23,551 STREAMING ON HBO MAX HERE IS CARRIE UNDERWOOD HI, CARRIE 423 00:29:23,551 --> 00:29:26,287 HELLO Jimmy: SO NICE TO - MERRY CHRISTMAS 424 00:29:26,287 --> 00:29:29,123 Jimmy: MERRY CHRISTMAS. LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING 425 00:29:29,123 --> 00:29:33,294 THE HOLIDAY -- IT'S ALL -- YEAH, THE TREE IS TRIMMED. THE WREATH IS HUNG 426 00:29:33,294 --> 00:29:39,433 WOW. LOOK AT THIS I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE -- BY 427 00:29:39,433 --> 00:29:41,502 YOUR TREE THAT YOU'RE READY FOR CHRISTMAS. MINE IS NOT -- 428 00:29:41,502 --> 00:29:44,338 I AM. Jimmy: I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED DECORATING YET 429 00:29:44,338 --> 00:29:49,076 WHAT? WELL, THIS YEAR HAS BEEN A A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW, 430 00:29:49,076 --> 00:29:52,313 DIFFERENT AS FAR AS CHRISTMAS GOES, BECAUSE I DO FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN LIVING CHRISTMAS ALL 431 00:29:52,313 --> 00:29:58,652 YEAR LONG. WE WERE PLANNING FOR THIS ALBUM, YOU KNOW, FIRST THING 432 00:29:58,652 --> 00:30:00,721 THE BEGINNING OF THIS YEAR IT'S LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO CHRISTMAS. 433 00:30:00,721 --> 00:30:04,125 Jimmy: YEP. STARTED PLANNING STUFF OUT. AND THEN I'M SINGING CHRISTMAS 434 00:30:04,125 --> 00:30:06,427 SONGS IN THE SUMMER. AND THERE'S LIGHTS IN THE STUDIO AND EVERYTHING. 435 00:30:06,427 --> 00:30:10,998 Jimmy: WOW. SO I HAVE BEEN LIVING IN CHRISTMAS LAND ALL OF 436 00:30:10,998 --> 00:30:15,703 2020, WHICH IS A MUCH BETTER PLACE THAN BEING IN 2020 ITSELF. 437 00:30:15,703 --> 00:30:19,106 Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT WELL, YOUR KIDS ARE -- YOU HAVE 5 -- ARE THEY 5 YEARS OLD AND 438 00:30:19,106 --> 00:30:23,677 2? YES, ALMOST 6, ALMOST 2 YEAH 439 00:30:23,677 --> 00:30:29,583 Jimmy: HAVE THEY WRITTEN OUT THEIR LIST FOR SANTA YET THEY DID. 440 00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:34,955 ISAIAH WROTE A LIST FOR HIMSELF BUT ALSO WROTE A LIST FOR JAKE 'CAUSE JAKE -- IT SOUNDED 441 00:30:34,955 --> 00:30:40,194 SUPERSWEET WHEN HE WAS DOING IT FOR HIMSELF IT WAS MOSTLY 442 00:30:40,194 --> 00:30:46,300 SPIDER-MAN TOYS OR SPIDER-MAN RELATED THINGS AND THEN ON JAKE'S, HE WROTE 443 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:48,602 RANDOM BABY TOYS [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, THE WORDS "RANDOM BABY 444 00:30:48,602 --> 00:30:51,572 TOYS." Jimmy: THAT IS THE BEST SO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO 445 00:30:51,572 --> 00:30:56,811 BE SWEET, BUT THEY REALLY DIDN'T REALLY PUT MUCH THOUGHT INTO IT. 446 00:30:56,811 --> 00:31:01,515 Jimmy: YEAH, I FIGURED. RANDOM BABY TOYS, RIGHT, FOR HIM. 447 00:31:01,515 --> 00:31:03,584 BUT THEN BACK TO ME -- SPIDER-MAN I GOT TO GET IT. 448 00:31:03,584 --> 00:31:05,586 YES Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THE ALBUM, "MY GIFT. 449 00:31:05,586 --> 00:31:09,390 NUMBER ONE, BUDDY. NOT TOO SHABBY YOU SING -- YOU SING SOME 450 00:31:09,390 --> 00:31:13,194 ORIGINALS ON HERE AND ALSO DO SOME COVERS AS WELL. IT'S A TRADITIONAL -- IT'S A 451 00:31:13,194 --> 00:31:18,132 A PERFECT -- IT'S WHAT YOU WANT IT'S WHAT WE WANT RIGHT NOW. 452 00:31:18,132 --> 00:31:19,967 IT'S SO GREAT. HOW DO YOU - THANK YOU 453 00:31:19,967 --> 00:31:22,503 Jimmy: CHOOSE WHAT SONGS WOULD BE ON THE ALBUM? WELL, IT -- I MEAN, THERE 454 00:31:22,503 --> 00:31:25,106 ARE A KAJILLION SONGS TO CHOOSE FROM AND SO MANY THAT I FEEL LIKE ALL OF US HAVE JUST SANG 455 00:31:25,106 --> 00:31:27,508 OUR WHOLE LIVES. SO I JUST PICKED SOME OF THE ONES THAT I KNEW I COULDN'T 456 00:31:27,508 --> 00:31:29,610 LIVE WITHOUT YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, "I HAVE TO DO 'O HOLY NIGHT.' 457 00:31:29,610 --> 00:31:33,214 I HAVE TO DO 'SILENT NIGHT,' 'AWAY IN A MANGER.'" THOSE SUPER TRADITIONAL ONES 458 00:31:33,214 --> 00:31:37,017 BUT WE ALSO WROTE A COUPLE NEW ONES AND I GOT TO SING WITH 459 00:31:37,017 --> 00:31:39,019 JOHN LEGEND. Jimmy: THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE, BY THE WAY 460 00:31:39,019 --> 00:31:44,558 "HALLELUJAH. THANK YOU Jimmy: IT'S SO GREAT. 461 00:31:44,558 --> 00:31:46,861 I THINK THE VIDEO CAME OUT, WHAT WAS IT, LAST WEEK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 462 00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:49,163 I WATCHED THAT I WAS LIKE, "JUST KNOCKOUT YOU'RE PHENOMENAL, MAN." 463 00:31:49,163 --> 00:31:51,465 THANK YOU Jimmy: IT WAS SO GREAT. THE ONE THING I REALLY LOVE IS 464 00:31:51,465 --> 00:31:54,735 YOU DOING A DUET WITH YOUR SON "LITTLE DRUMMER BOY. YEAH. 465 00:31:54,735 --> 00:31:59,540 Jimmy: IT WAS SO CUTE WE HAVE A PHOTO THERE. WHAT WAS IT LIKE RECORDING WITH 466 00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:02,176 HIM? LOOK AT HOW COOL COME ON. 467 00:32:02,176 --> 00:32:07,314 HE'S ALL DRESSED UP. IT WAS -- IT WAS SO GREAT I MEAN, HE DID GET ALL DRESSED 468 00:32:07,314 --> 00:32:09,917 UP AND HE -- I WALK OUT TO GET READY TO GO TO THE STUDIO, AND 469 00:32:09,917 --> 00:32:12,987 I LOOKED AT HIM AND I WAS LIKE, "LOOK AT YOU LOOK AT YOU ALL -- 470 00:32:12,987 --> 00:32:16,924 YOU KNOW, WEARING A BUTTON UP. HE DRESSED HIMSELF Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 471 00:32:16,924 --> 00:32:21,095 JEANS, WHICH HE DOES NOT LIKE WEARING JEANS AT ALL. AND HE WAS LIKE, "WELL, I'M 472 00:32:21,095 --> 00:32:23,831 GOING TO GO SING FOR JESUS, SO I NEED TO LOOK NICE. Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 473 00:32:23,831 --> 00:32:26,100 AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, THAT'S SWEET." Jimmy: OH, MY - 474 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:29,704 SO WE GO IN AND HE JUST DID SUCH A GOOD JOB. HE WAS THROWING HIS HANDS UP IN 475 00:32:29,704 --> 00:32:35,309 THE AIR AND JUST PUTTING HIS LITTLE HEART INTO IT AND HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING 476 00:32:35,309 --> 00:32:39,780 HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING TO, YOU KNOW, TRY TO GET FOLLOWERS OR TO TRY TO SELL ANYTHING OR 477 00:32:39,780 --> 00:32:41,949 ANYTHING LIKE THAT Jimmy: RIGHT. INNOCENT 478 00:32:41,949 --> 00:32:45,886 WHEN HE SINGS HE'S JUST -- HE'S JUST SINGING FROM HIS LITTLE HEART 479 00:32:45,886 --> 00:32:48,522 Jimmy: THAT'S SO WILD AND IT'S SO SWEET Jimmy: DO YOU THINK HE 480 00:32:48,522 --> 00:32:52,793 IMITATES YOU WHEN HE SINGS LIKE WATCHING WHAT MOMMY DOES I DO. 481 00:32:52,793 --> 00:32:57,365 I THINK THERE'S A COUPLE LITTLE WAYS HE SAYS STUFF THAT I'M LIKE, "YOU HAVE SOME STYLISTIC 482 00:32:57,365 --> 00:33:02,937 CHOICES IN THERE." Jimmy: YEAH SO HE'LL BE LIKE -- 483 00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:05,573 * I AM A POOR BOY TOO * THE WAY HE KIND OF THROWS AWAY THE WORD "TOO. 484 00:33:05,573 --> 00:33:07,742 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH I'M LIKE, "YOU ARE NOT JUST 485 00:33:07,742 --> 00:33:11,812 SINGING IT STRAIGHT, YOU ARE JUST --" YOU KNOW 486 00:33:11,812 --> 00:33:14,849 Jimmy: HE CRUSHED IT. YEAH. Jimmy: WHAT CAN EVERYONE 487 00:33:14,849 --> 00:33:19,553 EXPECT FROM THE SPECIAL? IT'S JUST -- I FEEL LIKE IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL AND 488 00:33:19,553 --> 00:33:25,359 TIMELESS AND CLASSIC AND I SAID I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF TIMES ON THE STAGE I JUST FELT 489 00:33:25,359 --> 00:33:27,862 LIKE I WAS IN A SNOW GLOBE LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] 490 00:33:27,862 --> 00:33:32,466 THEY DID SUCH A GREAT JOB OF CREATING THESE BEAUTIFUL -- YOU KNOW, THIS BEAUTIFUL SCENERY 491 00:33:32,466 --> 00:33:37,171 AROUND ME. AND THERE'S AN ORCHESTRA AND MY BAND IS THERE. 492 00:33:37,171 --> 00:33:40,474 AND IT'S JUST -- IT'S JUST PRETTY Jimmy: YEAH 493 00:33:40,474 --> 00:33:43,944 HOPEFULLY IT CAN JUST BE A SOUND TRACK TO PEOPLE'S CHRISTMASES. 494 00:33:43,944 --> 00:33:46,781 Jimmy: PAL, IT'S WHAT WE WANT RIGHT NOW, DEFINITELY I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP FROM THE 495 00:33:46,781 --> 00:33:49,517 SPECIAL. HERE'S CARRIE PERFORMING THE ORIGINAL SONG "LET THERE BE 496 00:33:49,517 --> 00:33:51,252 PEACE. TAKE A LOOK. 497 00:33:51,886 --> 00:33:57,925 * LET THERE BE PEAC PEAC PEACE TO EVERY NATIO 498 00:33:57,925 --> 00:34:02,963 LET THERE BE HOPE * * HOP FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE 499 00:34:02,963 --> 00:34:06,901 LET THERE BE LOV LOVE YEAH * * AND JOY TO AL 500 00:34:06,901 --> 00:34:11,939 THE CHILDREN LET THERE BE PEACE ON EARTH * 501 00:34:11,939 --> 00:34:17,812 * FOR YOU AND M YEAH PEAC 502 00:34:17,812 --> 00:34:23,184 PEACE TO EVERY NATION * * LET THERE BE HOPE HOPE 503 00:34:23,184 --> 00:34:28,556 FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE LET THERE BE LOVE * * LOV 504 00:34:28,556 --> 00:34:31,592 AND JOY TO ALL THE CHILDREN LET THERE BE * 505 00:34:31,592 --> 00:34:36,831 * PEACE ON EART FOR YOU AND ME * Jimmy: CARRIE UNDERWOOD, 506 00:34:36,831 --> 00:34:42,103 EVERYBODY. HER CHRISTMAS SPECIAL "MY GIFT" IS STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX. 507 00:34:42,103 --> 00:34:45,606 AND CARRIE IS PERFORMING "O HOLY NIGHT" OFF HER NEW CHRISTMAS ALBUM WHEN WE COME 508 00:34:45,606 --> 00:35:04,191 BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. * 509 00:35:04,191 --> 00:35:08,562 Jimmy: PERFORMING "O HOLY NIGHT" FROM HER ALBUM "MY GIFT", ONCE AGAIN, 510 00:35:08,562 --> 00:35:10,064 CARRIE UNDERWOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 511 00:35:11,165 --> 00:35:21,675 * * O HOLY NIGH THE STAR 512 00:35:21,675 --> 00:35:38,726 ARE BRIGHTLY SHINING IT IS THE NIGHT OF * * OUR DEAR SAVIOR'S BIRTH 513 00:35:38,726 --> 00:35:53,607 LONG LAY THE WORLD IN SIN AND ERROR PININ TILL HE APPEARED AND * 514 00:35:53,607 --> 00:36:10,558 * THE SOUL FELT ITS WORTH A THRILL OF HOPE THE WEARY WORLD REJOICES 515 00:36:10,558 --> 00:36:32,847 FOR YONDER BREAKS * * A NEW AND GLORIOUS MORN FALL ON YOUR KNEES 516 00:36:32,847 --> 00:36:52,967 OH HEAR THE ANGEL VOICES O NIGHT * * O NIGHT 517 00:36:52,967 --> 00:37:13,654 WHEN CHRIST WAS BORN O NIGHT DIVINE O NIGHT * 518 00:37:13,654 --> 00:37:35,409 * O NIGHT DIVIN TRULY HE TAUGHT US TO LOVE ONE ANOTHE 519 00:37:35,409 --> 00:37:52,360 HIS LAW IS LOVE * * AND HIS GOSPEL IS PEACE CHAINS SHALL HE BREA 520 00:37:52,360 --> 00:38:09,410 FOR HIS CHILD IS OUR BROTHER AND IN HIS NAME * * ALL OPPRESSION SHALL CEAS 521 00:38:09,410 --> 00:38:24,258 SWEET HYMNS OF JOY IN GRATEFUL CHORUS RAISE W LET ALL WITHIN US PRAISE * 522 00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:46,547 * HIS HOLY NAME CHRIST IS THE LORD THE NAME FOREVER PRAISE WE 523 00:38:46,547 --> 00:39:01,862 NOEL * * NOE O NIGH 524 00:39:01,862 --> 00:39:22,750 O NIGHT DIVINE NOEL * * NOE 525 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:41,335 O NIGH O HOLY NIGHT * * 526 00:39:41,335 --> 00:39:45,272 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JASON BATEMAN, CARRIE UNDERWOOD 527 00:39:45,272 --> 00:39:49,210 AND THE ROOTS. THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING STAY SAFE OUT THERE. 528 00:39:49,210 --> 00:39:51,812 WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 529 00:39:51,812 --> 00:39:54,482 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY * 530 00:39:54,482 --> 00:39:54,515 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY *