Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE HEART OF NEW
YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS - MELISSA McCARTHY THE ORIGINAL CAST OF "SAVED BY
THE BELL," A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE FROM SHERYL CROW,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HELLO, EVERYONE. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HI OH, MY GOODNESS.
* THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY
WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," HERE, FROM
NEW YORK CITY. HEY, EVERYBODY THANK YOU, ROOTS
LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND JOKES. WELL, GUYS, AFTER WEEKS OF
DELAYS, THE WHITE HOUSE IS FINALLY GIVING PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN ACCESS TO SOMETHING VERY
IMPORTANT. WATCH THIS
2 1/2 WEEKS AFTER BIDEN WON,
PRESIDENT TRUMP FINALLY GIVING FORMAL APPROVAL FOR BIDEN TO RECEIVE THE PRESIDENT'S DAILY
BRIEF. IT'S HIGHLY CLASSIFIED INFORMATION THAT BIDEN WILL
NEED Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, THE PRESIDENT-ELECT IS FINALLY
RECEIVING TRUMP'S DAILY BRIEF. TODAY, BIDEN WAS LIKE, OKAY, GOTCHA
THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS A "MARMADUKE" CARTOON. SO, IS THIS --
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S OKAY, TRUMP DOESN'T NEED THE DAILY BRIEF ANYMORE.
HE GETS ALL HIS INTELLIGENCE FROM RANDY QUAID'S TWEETS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THANKS TO TRUMP'S DAILY BRIEF, BIDEN WILL NOW BE WELL-VERSED IN FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC THREATS
AND WHO GOT ELIMINATED ON "THE BACHELORETTE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
ACTUALLY, IT DOES TURN OUT THAT THE BRIEF THEY GIVE BIDEN IS A A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN THE ONE
THEY GIVE TRUMP. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. FOR INSTANCE, BIDEN'S BRIEF
SAYS, "IRAN BUILDING NUCLEAR ARSENAL. WHILE TRUMP'S BRIEF SAYS, "IRAN
MAKES BIG FIREWORKS THAT GO BOOM-BOOM. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NEXT UP, BIDEN'S BRIEF SAYS, "NORWAY EXPERIENCING HARSH CLIMATE CHANGE."
WHILE TRUMP'S SAYS, "SOON OLAF WILL BE A PUDDLE." [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, BIDEN'S BRIEF SAYS, "CANADA EXTENDS BORDER RESTRICTIONS WITH U.S.
WHILE TRUMP'S SAYS, "AMERICANS BETRAYED BY BELIEBERS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
JUST A LITTLE BIT. EVEN THOUGH THE TRANSITION HAS ALREADY BEGUN, RUDY GIULIANI IS
STILL TRYING TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION TODAY HE TALKED ABOUT VOTER
FRAUD AT AN EVENT IN GETTYSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA PEOPLE WERE PUMPED ABOUT THE
EVENT. NOT TO HEAR RUDY'S SPEECH, JUST TO SEE WHAT'S GONNA LEAK OUT OF
HIS HEAD [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ALMOST THANKSGIVING, I
HOPE IT'S GRAVY! BUT RUDY WAS SMART THIS TIME FIRST HE DYED HIS HAIR, THEN HE
APPLIED A COAT OF THOMPSON'S WATERSEAL OVER IT. VERY SMART
AND THIS IS VERY INTERESTING TRUMP WAS ALSO SUPPOSED TO BE IN GETTYSBURG, BUT HE CANCELLED
AT THE LAST MINUTE BECAUSE OF COVID CONCERNS THAT'S GREAT
TRUMP WAS LIKE, "IT'S NOT SAFE TO BE THERE IN PERSON. SO, RUDY, YOU GO."
TRUMP ENDED UP APPEARING OVER SPEAKERPHONE IN GETTYSBURG, AND HE ACTUALLY DELIVERED A SPEECH
INSPIRED BY ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S FAMOUS ADDRESS HERE, CHECK IT OUT
FOUR SEASONS AND SEVEN TOTAL LANDSCAPINGS AGO, THE LIBERAL MEDIA BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS
CONTINENT A NEWS SO FAKE, CONCEIVED BY THE HATERS AND LOSERS, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT,
FOLKS, AND DEDICATED TO THE PREPOSIION THAT EVERY PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV WAS
CREATED EQUAL. Jimmy: OKAY, I GOT IT THAT'S IT.
[ APPLAUSE ] SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, TODAY HE DECIDED TO PARDON HIS
FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER MICHAEL FLYNN. HE ANNOUNCED IT VIA TWEET.
HE WROTE, "IT IS MY GREAT HONOR TO ANNOUNCE THAT GENERAL MICHAEL T. FLYNN HAS BEEN
GRANTED A FULL PARDON. ON ONE HAND, FLYNN IS THRILLED ON THE OTHER, HE'S LIKE, YOU
PARDONED THE TURKEY BEFORE ME? [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN PEOPLE HEARD THE NAME
MICHAEL FLYNN, THEY WERE LIKE, "WOW, THEY BROUGHT BACK A CHARACTER FROM SEASON ONE FOR
THE FINALE COOL." [ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT SERIOUSLY, THERE'S A NAME FROM THE PAST
EVEN MICHAEL FLYNN WAS LIKE, DAMN, I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MICHAEL FLYNN.
[ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S SOME NEWS ABOUT THE PANDEMIC
IT LOOKS LIKE THE CDC IS CHANGING ITS RECOMMENDATION FOR HOW LONG YOU SHOULD QUARANTINE
LISTEN TO THIS
SHORTEN ITS QUARANTINE RECOMMENDATION, IT COULD GO
FROM THE CURRENT 14 DAYS TO BETWEEN 7 AND 10 DAYS FOR THOSE WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO
THE VIRUS. Jimmy: THIS ISN'T BASED ON SCIENCE.
IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO BINGE ON NETFLIX [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WE ALREADY WATCHED THE CHESS SHOW WE'RE GOOD
OH, IF YOU'RE DOING SOME COOKING TOMORROW, YOU BETTER LISTEN TO THIS
A POPULAR KITCHEN APPLIANCE IS BEING RECALLED TAKE A LOOK.
RECALLING NEARLY A MILLION CROCK POT SIX QUART MULTICOOKERS
THE COMPANY SAYS THE COOKERS CAN PRESSURIZE WHEN THE LID IS NOT FULLY LOCKED
AND THAT CREATES A BURN HAZARD Jimmy: ANYBODY WHO WATCHES "THIS IS US" WAS LIKE, "A
LITTLE LATE! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, PEOPLE KNEW SOMETHING WAS
UP WHEN THE ONLY BUTTON ON THE CROCK POT WAS, "GOOD LUCK. [ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU SEE THIS THERE'S A LIVE ACTION MOVIE ABOUT "CLIFFORD THE BIG RED
DOG" COMING OUT. AND TODAY WE GOT OUR FIRST GLIMPSE OF CLIFFORD.
BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW HE LOOKS LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
[ LAUGHTER ] CLIFFORD LOOKS LIKE A SOCCER MOM'S TEETH AFTER A PITCHER OF
SANGRIA. [ LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY, PEOPLE WERE
EXPECTING CLIFFORD TO BE HEINZ KETCHUP RED AND WHAT THEY GOT WAS HUNT'S CATSUP.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, CHECK THIS OUT. A WOMAN IN MINNESOTA PUT SOME
OLD PEARS IN HER BACKYARD, AND I GUESS THEY WERE -- THEY GOT FERMENTED, BECAUSE LOOK WHAT
HAPPENED WHEN A SQUIRREL ATE ONE.
THIS SQUIRREL OUT IN
MINNESOTA ACCIDENTALLY GOT DRUNK WHEN HE ATE A FERMENTED PEAR
THE HOMEOWNER SAYS THAT SHE THREW OUT SOME PEARS THAT SHE FOUND AT THE BOTTOM OF HER
FRIDGE THE SQUIRREL GOT INTO THE PEARS.
LUCKILY, HE WAS FINE, WALKED IT OFF, AND CAME BACK IN THE MORNING, WAS READY FOR MORE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S GOING TO BE EVERYBODY ON THEIR THANKSGIVING
ZOOM TOMORROW. [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. COME ON.
* Jimmy: HEY, BEFORE WE START THE SHOW, I JUST WANTED TO
THANK YOU GUYS FOR RE-SHARING OUR MONOLOGUES BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, OUR
MONOLOGUES THE NEXT DAY WE PUT THEM OUT ON YOUTUBE OR WHEREVER, AND THEY'VE HIT OVER
A MILLION EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
BUT IT'S BEEN CRAZY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU TO MY WRITERS, ALSO
THANKS FOR SPREADING THAT AROUND THAT'S KIND OF FUN
GUYS, BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW NIGHT WE HAVE AN ALL-NEW THANKSGIVING
SHOW FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS A SHOW
YOU WANT A SHOW, WE HAVE A A SHOW WE HAVE A SHOW FOR YOU
JERRY SEINFELD WILL BE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS THIS ANYTHING
WE'LL BE TALKING TO JERRY. WE'RE GOING TO DO A FUN CONTEST WHERE YOU GET TO BE
JERRY SEINFELD OOH. PLUS, BAD BUNNY WILL BE HERE TO
PERFORM AND ALSO TALK ABOUT HIS NEW ALBUM. IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG, BIG,
BIG SHOW BUT FIRST, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" ON HBO MAX MELISSA McCARTHY IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND, YOU CAN SEE THEM IN THE NEW VERSION OF "SAVED BY THE
BELL." MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR, ELIZABETH BERKLEY LAUREN,
MARIO LOPEZ, AND TIFFANI THIESSEN ARE HERE. IT'S ON PEACOCK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S ON THE PEACOCK. AND WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL
PERFORMANCE FROM OUR PAL, GOSH, SHE ALWAYS BRING IT. SHERYL CROW, IS PAYING TRIBUTE
TO TOM PETTY TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE SHERYL
WHAT'S THE SONG -- * YOU DON'T KNO HOW IT FEELS
YOU DON'T KNOW * SHE DOES A VERSION OF THAT TONIGHT, AND IT'S GREAT.
SHE CRUSHES IT SPEAKING OF CRUSHING, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS VIDEO OF
CHRIS EVANS PLAYING THE PIANO, IT WENT VIRAL? WATCH THIS
* * Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,
THAT'S ENOUGH. THAT'S ENOUGH. PEOPLE ARE REALLY GOING NUTS
FOR THIS BUT COME ON, CHRIS, LEAVE SOME STUFF FOR THE REST OF US
YOU'RE GOOD AT EVERYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, WE GET IT
YOU LOOK GREAT IN A CABLE-KNIT SWEATER. MEANWHILE, IF I WEAR ONE OF
THESE, PEOPLE ASSUME WE'RE DOING A SKETCH ON THE SHOW CALLED "DEADLIEST CATCH:
NANTUCKET. [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: YEAH, IT'S LIKE, WE
GET IT YOU'RE CAPTAIN FREAKING AMERICA.
YOU'RE NOT JUST AN AVENGER, YOU'RE THE FIRST AVENGER BUT, NO, THAT WASN'T ENOUGH.
YOU HAD TO SIT DOWN AT A PIANO AND PROVE YOU HAVE A SOFT, SENSITIVE SIDE, TOO.
WELL, GUESS WHAT HUGH JACKMAN CALLED, AND HE -- WELL, HE WAS REALLY IMPRESSED.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO ADD THAT TO THE LIST. Questlove: YEAH, MAN.
WE GET IT. YOU'VE BEEN IN A TONY-NOMINATED PLAY ON BROADWAY
YOU CAN ACT IN FILMS, ONSTAGE, YOU CAN PLAY PIANO, AND YOU'VE MET MICHAEL CERA
WE GET IT! [ LAUGHTER ] WE GET IT
Jimmy: WE GET IT! YOU'RE THE PERFECT PERSON, YOU HANDSOME, TALENTED, HUMBLE,
FUNNY, OVERALL KIND AND EASY TO WORK WITH MOTHER - *
[ APPLAUSE ] SORRY. I JUST HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY
CHEST. WE LOVE YOU, CHRIS MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW"
HASHTAGS * HASHTAGS HASHTAGS * *
Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO
RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO SINCE TOMORROW'S THANKSGIVING AND PEOPLE WILL BE
SPENDING A LOT OF TIME IN THE KITCHEN, WE SENT OUT THE HASHTAG #COOKINGFAIL
WHERE I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT A FUNNY OR EMBARRASSING STORY THAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN
THE KITCHEN. WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU
FOR PLAYING ALONG. [ APPLAUSE ] I APPRECIATE THAT.
ALWAYS SO MUCH FUN NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE COOKING FAIL
RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE HERE IS FROM @DIANADEE16.
SHE SAYS, "MY FIRST THANKSGIVING AWAY FROM HOME AT COLLEGE, I INVITED FRIENDS TO
BRING THE SIDES. I BAKED THE TURKEY AND STUFFING
MY FRIENDS SHOWED UP WITH A BAG OF DORITOS, FUNYUNS, AND A A LARGE BOX OF JUNIOR MINTS.
[ APPLAUSE ] JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL THANKSGIVING
THIS ONE IS FROM @BONENIBBLER. [ LAUGHTER ] @BONENIBBLER
HE SAYS, "MY MOM WAS COOKING WHILE I WAS SWEEPING THE FLOOR THE BROOM HANDLE HIT THE
OVERHEAD LAMP AND ALL OF THESE OLD BUGS FELL INTO THE DRESSING
MY MOM WHISPERED, SHH. [ LAUGHTER ] JUST, WHY?
IT'S PROTEIN. Jimmy: JUST, WHY, RIGHT YEAH, EXACTLY, MAN.
Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @ACSTUCKER HE SAYS, "MY DAD TRIED TO MAKE
MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. HE BROKE THE POTATO MASHER
TRYING TO MASH THEM. HE DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD TO BOIL THE POTATOES FIRST
HE THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST AN INCREDIBLY STRONG WOMAN. MY MOTHER REALLY LIKED --
DOING. THIS ONE IS FROM @ABBEYJOYNER12
SHE SAYS, "MY BROTHER PUT QUICK MAC AND CHEESE IN THE MICROWAVE WITHOUT WATER.
THIS IS ALL THAT REMAINED AFTERWARDS." LOOK AT THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT THAT QUICK MAC AND CHEESE
COME ON, MAN THOUGH I DO THINK THE MICROWAVE IS READY FOR AN UPDATE
YEAH. Jimmy: I DON'T THINK IT'S FAST ENOUGH.
NOT A NOTHING THE MICROWAVE CONCEPT IS SORT OF OBSOLETE AT THIS POINT.
Jimmy: I THINK THE CONCEPT, I GET THAT, RIGHT? I STILL THINK THE IDEA, IT'S A
A FASTER WAY OF COOKING. YEAH. WELL, YOU WANT YOURS LIKE
"JETSONS" FAST Jimmy: YEAH, I MEAN, POPCORN, THREE MINUTES, IT'S
JUST TOO MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE
APROPOS? Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY 20 SECONDS
WOW POP. Jimmy: ACTUALLY, IT SHOULD
BE AS FAST AS THE WORD POP ONE SECOND WOW
Jimmy: YOU GOT A BAG OF POPCORN. THAT'S CRAZY.
I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD EAT THAT STUFF [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I NEED AT LEAST TWO, THREE
MINUTES ON THE POP Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT JUST CONSUMING 1.1 SECOND POPCORN ALL
WILLY-NILLY. Jimmy: NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT, ME, YOU, SNUGGLED UP
WITH A LITTLE FLEECE OVER US, WATCHING SOME "GILMORE GIRLS." REMEMBER THOSE THINGS, THE
BLANKETS WITH, LIKE, THE ARM OPENINGS Jimmy: SNUGGIES
YEAH. I'M TALKING ME, YOU, SNUGGIES? Jimmy: NO, ONE SNUGGIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ DRUM SOUND ] COME ON, MAN, YOU DON'T CARE
ABOUT THE POPCORN AT THAT POINT. IT'S JUST ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE
YEAH, MAN TANDEM SNUGGIES. Jimmy: TANDEM SNUGGIES, THAT
COULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING. YEAH. Jimmy: ANYWAYS, MICROWAVE
PEOPLE, GET ON THAT. THIS ONE IS FROM @CINDIHUSTON. SHE SAYS, "I MADE RANCH DIP AND
WANTED MY BOYFRIEND TO TRY IT, SO I DIPPED MY PINKIE FINGER IN IT FOR HIM TO TASTE.
HE WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION AND THOUGHT MY FINGER WAS A BABY CARROT
YOU COULD HEAR THE CRUNCH WHEN HE BIT DOWN. OH!
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT IS AROUND THE SAME SIZE, MAN.
THE OLD BONE NIBBLER [ LAUGHTER ] I'M FAMILIAR, VERY FAMILIAR.
THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @ROBINSTUR SHE SAYS, ONE THANKSGIVING, MY
DAUGHTER CAME INTO THE KITCHEN AND SAID, "'WHAT'S THIS FOR?' AS SHE PUSHED THE OVEN'S
SELF-CLEAN BUTTON. THE OVEN LOCKED. HEAT AUTOMATICALLY WENT UP TO
500 DEGREES FOR THREE HOURS. THE TURKEY WAS A PILE OF ASHES AND WE HAD TO GET A NEW OVEN."
AND A NEW DAUGHTER. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S CRAZY I REMEMBER THAT THING THOUGH,
THAT SELF-CLEANING BUTTON. SOME METAL ASH YOU KNOW, THAT WAS THE END OF
IT, MAN. IT DIDN'T WORK THAT'S WHAT NEEDS TO BE
UPDATED. YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO STOP THE SELF-CLEANING MODE ONCE YOU
PRESS THAT BUTTON. Jimmy: NO, I THINK THAT HAS BEEN INVENTED.
REALLY? Jimmy: SURE MAYBE MY OVEN IS JUST AN
ANTIQUE. Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE AN ANTIQUE OVEN
I DON'T THINK IT'S BEEN INVENTED YOU JUST DON'T KNOW OVENS.
Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S BEEN INVENTED, MAN. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW OVENS.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I FIGURED THAT'S BEEN INVENTED
I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY THIS STUFF ABOUT SELF-CLEANING OVENS.
THAT WHOLE THING, YOU KNOW, I'LL LET OTHER PEOPLE DEAL WITH THAT STUFF
I'M TALKING ABOUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] I GOT THINGS HAPPENING, MAN.
I CAN'T WAIT THIS LONG RIGHT Jimmy: YEAH
THANK YOU. POPCORN IS READY YEAH, YOU GO, "DUDE, WE GOT TO
CELEBRATE TONIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE POPCORN. [ POPPING NOISE
THANK YOU. THREE SECONDS Jimmy: THAT TOOK TOO LONG
YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @NINJANATASHA.
SHE SAID, "I TRIED SELF-DECORATING A CAKE FOR MY ROOMMATE'S BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR.
ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE A BUNCH OF POOP EMOJIS LOOK AT THIS THING."
THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS
TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MELISSA McCARTHY, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS ONE
OF MY FAVORITES. SHE IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW
MOVIE "SUPERINTELLIGENCE," WHICH WILL BE AVAILABLE ON "HBO MAX" TOMORROW
HERE IS MELISSA McCARTHY AH, THERE. I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
HI. Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW
I APPRECIATE IT. I JUST WAS TALKING TO YOUR HUSBAND, BEN FALCONE, WHO IS
THE DIRECTOR OF THIS MOVIE AND WE WERE -- HE WAS ACTUALLY SITTING WHERE YOU'RE SITTING
I KNOW. IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE I SHOULD BE JUST CONSTANTLY GYROSCOPING
Jimmy: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SCENE, LIKE YOU'RE IN A WAVE OR IT'S LIKE A "CHRIS NOLAN-Y"
TYPE OF VIBE EXACTLY, CHRIS IS HERE WITH ME
I KEEP HIM OFF-CAMERA. Jimmy: HE'S QUARANTINING WITH YOU GUYS?
THAT'S SO COOL YEAH, FOR SURE. Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE IN
AUSTRALIA RIGHT NOW. WE ARE. Jimmy: YOU'RE CURRENTLY A
A DAY AHEAD OF ME. YOU'RE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. YES, I'M IN YOUR FUTURE
WE'RE DOING GREAT. Jimmy: HOW IS MY DAY GOING TO GO TONIGHT?
AM I GOING TO GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP? NO, YOU WON'T SLEEP
BUT, BOY, YOU'LL WAKE UP, STILL FEELING RENEWED AND FRESH. YOU'LL HAVE ONE HUGE WHITE
STREAK, THOUGH I WON'T EXPLAIN IT Jimmy: OKAY, NO PROBLEM
I SLEEP WITH A LIGHTNING ROD I WAS JUST KIND OF HOPING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN.
LIKE, WHAT A BAD INVESTMENT. WELL, TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF FILMING A NEW SERIES, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA. YES
Jimmy: YOU'RE WORKING WITH ALL MY FAVORITE PEEPS. NICOLE KIDMAN, BOBBY CANNAVALE,
MICHAEL SHANNON. I WOULD GO ANYWHERE WITH, AND YOU, I WOULD GO ANYWHERE YOU
GUYS ARE SHOWING UP, I WOULD GO WHAT IS -- WHAT ARE YOU
SHOOTING, AND HOW IS IT GOING? IT IS SO CRAZY. IT'S SUCH A GOOD GROUP
AND EVERYONE IS SO WEIRD Jimmy: YEAH WHICH IS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE
WHEN YOU FIND OUT. I'VE MET NICOLE, BUT I'VE NOT WORKED WITH HER.
AND THERE IS SOMETHING SO REGAL ABOUT HER, YOU EXPECT HER TO BE LIKE, "HELLO, I'M
NICOLE KIDMAN. AND THEN YOU REALLY GET TO KNOW HER, AND "SHE'S WEIRD.
SHE'S, LIKE, A WONDERFUL WEIRDO Jimmy: YEAH, SHE'S FUN.
AND MICHAEL SHANNON WHO I JUST LITERAL HUNKER DOWN, AND SOMETIMES THEY'RE LIKE,
"MELISSA, IT'S YOUR LINE OH, I'M LIKE, I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST WATCHING SHANNON,
BECAUSE HE'S ONE OF THE MOST FASCINATING PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET.
AND THE FUNNIEST Jimmy: AND FUNNY? OH, I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY,
AND YOU BEAT ME TO IT. HE'S ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET.
WE WERE DOING SOME BIT HERE, JOKING AROUND, WE WERE SAYING, IT WAS, LIKE, "HEY, IT'S
NATIONAL CAPE DAY. WE'RE ALL GOING TO WEAR CAPES, JUST MADE IT UP.
HE CAME OUT IN A FULL-ON CAPE. HE WENT AND FOUND ONE IN THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT, A FULL-ON
VAMPIRE-LIKE DRACULA CAPE. THAT COULD ALSO BE HOW HE GOES TO TRADER JOE'S
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN Jimmy: ONE TIME, HE SHOWED
UP WEARING AN "ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS" ONESIE ON MY SHOW.
IT'S LIKE, "OKAY." NO EXPLANATION HE'S JUST FUN, THAT'S ALL.
ARE YOU GETTING ANY OF THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT AT ALL I'VE GOT -- I THINK THE
CLOSEST I'M COMING TO, I REALLY LOVE THEIR NOSE, BECAUSE IT'S NARROWER
THEY END IT WITH AN "R," AND IT'S THE BEST THING. AND SOMETIMES I'LL SAY THINGS
TO TRY TO GET PEOPLE TO SAY NO "NO. AND THEY SAY, "NO DRAMA.
NO DRAMA." AND THE FIRST TIME SOMEBODY SAID IT, I WAS ASKING SOMEBODY
SOMETHING, BECAUSE THERE IS NO COVID HERE SO EVERYONE IS STILL SUPER
CAREFUL, BUT YOU'RE -- WE CAN BE OUT AMONG PEOPLE. DELIGHTFULLY SO. AND I WAS
ASKING FOR SOMETHING, SOMEONE GOES, "NO DRAMA. I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO, NO, NO.
THERE IS NO DRAMA. I WAS JUST CURIOUS Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO START
DRAMA. YEAH, YEAH, NO DRAMA. Jimmy: NO, WE'RE NOT MAKING
DRAMA. THEY WERE THINKING I WAS, LIKE, FLYING OFF THE HANDLE.
THEN I REALIZED, IT'S JUST WHAT THEY SAY BUT I KEPT RE-EXPLAINING
Jimmy: NO DRAMA I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE MOVIE "SUPERINTELLIGENCE."
WHAT A GREAT, FUNNY PREMISE. BUT I LIKE THE IDEA THAT YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND HAD THIS GREAT
IDEA TO GO ALONG WITH THE RELEASE OF THE MOVIE IT'S CALLED 20 DAYS OF
KINDNESS AND CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO EVERYONE WATCHING?
YEAH, IT'S, YOU KNOW, WE MADE THIS -- WE ACTUALLY SHOT THIS MOVIE ALMOST 2 1/2 YEARS
AGO. Jimmy: WOW. IT WAS KIND OF STRANGE, IT'S
FINALLY NOW COMING OUT, IT IS ALMOST MORE RELEVANT IT'S LIKE WE WROTE THIS THREE
WEEKS AGO. AND IT'S SUCH A -- IT REALLY IS, PEOPLE ARE WORTH SAVING,
LOVE WINS. JUST TALKING ABOUT WE ALL -- EVEN IF IT'S JUST ON ZOOM,
WE'RE COMING BACK TOGETHER AND IT JUST FELT LIKE, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD, WHAT
THIS MOVIE STANDS FOR, WE'RE LIKE, WE CAN'T JUST -- WE WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THE MOVIE, I
THINK IT'S SO HAPPY AND FUNNY, IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KIND OF NEED RIGHT NOW.
IT'S REALLY WARM-HEARTED AND WE'RE LIKE, WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING, BECAUSE WE'RE LUCKY
ENOUGH TO BE PUTTING THIS OUT. SO WE PICKED 20 CHARITIES, AND WE'RE GIVING EACH ONE $20,000.
AND WE'VE HAD GIRLS WITH CODE, WAS OUR FIRST ONE. AND AT&T GAVE AN ADDITIONAL
$1 MILLION AND WE'RE CONSTANTLY CHECKING IN WITH HOW MANY PEOPLE EVEN
DURING THESE CRAZY TIMES ARE STILL PUTTING TIME INTO HELPING PEOPLE
IT'S REALLY SOMETHING. TODAY IS OUR DAY 16. Jimmy: WHAT CHARITY ARE YOU
HIGHLIGHTING TODAY HABITAT FOR HUMANITY. JUST, THEY'RE CONSTANTLY,
CONSTANTLY FIGHTING AND HELPING PEOPLE SO -
Jimmy: THEY NEED HELP WE LOVE THEM IT'S GREAT
I WANT TO TALK MORE ABOUT THE MOVIE WHEN WE COME BACK. CAN YOU STICK AROUND FOR FIVE
MORE MINUTES NO. Jimmy: I ALREADY HAVE, I CAN
CALL BEN, YOUR HUSBAND WE'RE LIKE OLD BUDDIES NOW I HAVE HIS CELL PHONE.
ALL RIGHT. MORE WITH MELISSA McCARTHY AFTER THE BREAK.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. I'M TALKING WITH MELISSA McCARTHY
MELISSA, THANKS AGAIN FOR BEING HERE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW
MOVIE, "SUPERINTELLIGENCE. IT'S OUT TOMORROW, THANKSGIVING DAY, ON HBO MAX.
YOU STAR IN IT YOU'RE SUPER FUNNY YOUR HUSBAND BEN DIRECTED IT
HOW DO WE SET IT UP? IT'S A GREAT PLOT. OUR DEAR FRIEND
STEVE MALLORY WROTE IT IT IS ABOUT AN AI BECOMES AWARE, AND DECIDES TO PICK THE
MOST AVERAGE OF AVERAGE PEOPLE, WHICH IS PLAYED BY ME, I PLAY CAROL PETERS
AND HE WATCHES ME, AND SAYS HE'S GOING TO WATCH ME FOR THREE DAYS TO SEE IF HUMANS ARE
WORTH SAVING, OR IF PEOPLE ARE WORTH SAVING BECAUSE HE'S LIKE, YOU DON'T
TAKE CARE OF THE PLANET, YOU DON'T DO ALL THESE THINGS. MAYBE --
AND JAMES CORDEN DOES THE VOICE. Jimmy: OH, HE'S GREAT
AT ONE POINT HE SAID, "DO I JUST KIND OF CLOROX WIPE THE EARTH OF HUMANS, AND START
OVER?" Jimmy: GOSH AND REALLY, IT'S ABOUT WHAT
I WOULD DO IF I HAD THREE MORE DAYS AND I WANT TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH GEORGE, WHO IS LIKE
MY TRUE LOVE, THAT GOT AWAY, PLAYED BY BOBBY CANNAVALE. Jimmy: OH
IT'S REALLY SWEET, IT'S REALLY FUNNY, AND I JUST -- I REALLY LOVE THIS MOVIE
Jimmy: IT'S GOT A LOT OF HEART IN IT, TOO, BECAUSE YOU GO, "OH, YEAH," AND BY THE END,
YOU'RE LIKE, "COME ON. IT'S JUST WELL DONE, WELL DIRECTED, WELL WRITTEN, WELL
ACTED. BUT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, IS IT TRICKIER TO PLAY KIND OF
TAKING IT DOWN, LIKE, A NOTCH? IT'S LIKE, OKAY, JUST GO IN NORMALLY
LIKE, MELISSA, JUST OPEN THE DOOR OR DO YOU HAVE TO GO, LIKE,
"WELL, HERE'S THE WAY I -- IF I WAS BEING FUNNY, I COULD OPEN THE DOOR."
THERE'S A SCENE IN THE MOVIE, IT OPENS THE MOVIE. I HAVE A DOG IN A BABY BJORN
WHICH IS LIKE TWO SECONDS BEFORE WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOOT, AND I WAS LIKE, "CAN WE GET
A BABY BJORN CAN I PUT THE DOG IN?" BEN'S LIKE, DON'T PUT THE DOG
IN THE BABY BJORN. IT WILL NEVER MATCH. THE DOG'S WANT TO GET OUT.
WE'RE GONNA BE HERE FOR SIX HOURS. Jimmy: WE'RE ALREADY OVER
BUDGET NOW HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, NO BABY BJORN.
WE DON'T HAVE ONE. WE HAVE TO START SHOOTING. I'M LIKE, "YOU GOT IT.
HE SAID LITERALLY, IT'S LIKE I SPUN AROUND, AND ON THE WAY BACK, I HAD A BABY BJORN ON.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE GOES, "I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT IT, BUT I FOUND A BABY
BJORN, I PUT THE DOG IN IT AND THE DOG LITERALLY WAS LIKE, 'I'M NEVER GOING TO WALK WITH
MY OWN LEGS AGAIN.'" Jimmy: THIS IS PARADISE THAT DOG LOVED IT
IT'S SO FUNNY, MAN EVERYONE'S GOT TO WATCH IT AND YOUR CHARACTER ALSO ENJOYS
SINGING THE SONG "ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME." BARE NAKED LADIES.
HOW DID YOU LAND ON THAT JAM YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A GREAT -- I LOVE THAT SONG.
IT'S ALSO A SONG THAT, LIKE, EVERYBODY THINKS THEY KNOW BUT IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO
SING Jimmy: I HAVE THE LYRICS ON MY CARDS HERE, AND I SENT IT TO
YOU THROUGH ZOOM, IF YOU CAN SEE YOUR TELEPROMPTER. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN IF WE
COULD BOTH TRY TO SEE HOW LONG WE CAN GO WITHOUT MESSING UP "ONE WEEK," BY BARE NAKED
LADIES ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. READY?
OKAY. Jimmy: 1, 2, 3. * IT'S BEEN ONE WEE
SINCE YO LOOKED AT ME COCKE YOUR HEAD TO *
* THE SIDE AND SAID I'M ANGRY FIVE DAYS SINCE YOU
LAUGHED AT ME AND * * SAID COME BAC AND SEE ME
THREE DAYS SINCE THE LIVING * * ROOM I REALIZED
IT'S ALL M FAULT BUT COULDN'T TELL YOU *
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER * *
Jimmy: YEAH, WE'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE COME ON.
I HOPE THE SMOKING MAN IS IN THIS ONE I REMEMBER THAT LINE
OH, MY GOSH. THAT IS FUN. SPEAKING OF FUN, SEGUE, I WANT
TO SHOW A CLIP HERE'S MELISSA McCARTHY IN "SUPERINTELLIGENCE."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. LISTEN, I HAVE AN AI IN MY PHONE.
YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE THAT HOPE FLOATS OKAY, CAROL, HOW DID YOU GET IN
HERE BECAUSE THE AI, IT IS IN MY PHONE.
BYPASSED ALL OF YOUR SECURITY DOORS. I'M GOING TO BACK YOU UP
THOUGH, BECAUSE THERE'S A CRAZY IN YOUR EYE, LITTLE BIT, THERE'S GOOD
YOU DO NOT HAVE AN AI IN YOUR PHONE, OKAY? IT'S PROBABLY JUST A PRANK OR
SCAM I KEEP TELLING YOU NOT TO GIVE YOUR INFORMATION AWAY.
REMEMBER YOU DONATED TO THAT PRINCE, IT'S AN EDDIE MURPHY COUNTRY.
YOU COULD BE GETTING CATFISHED I AM NOT GETTING CATFISHED, BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO
IT IT'S BEEN TALKING TO ME. OKAY, ALL RIGHT
OKAY IT'S BEEN COMING THROUGH MY RICE COOKER.
DID YOU GO ON THE DARK WEB? EMILY, I'M NOT DISCUSSING THIS WITH YOU.
Jimmy: MELISSA McCARTHY, "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" IS AVAILABLE ON HBO MAX TOMORROW.
THE ORIGINAL CAST OF "SAVED BY THE BELL" JOINS US NEXT. MELISSA, THANK YOU SO MUCH
* Jimmy: YOU GOT TO KNOW MY NEXT GUESTS OVER 30 YEARS AGO
WHEN "SAVED BY THE BELL" FIRST PREMIERED. GOSH, HAS IT BEEN 30 YEARS
NOW THEY'RE STARRING IN AND PRODUCING A REIMAGINING OF THE ORIGINAL
THE ENTIRE NEW SEASON OF "SAVED BY THE BELL" IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK ON PEACOCK
HERE'S THE ORIGINAL CAST OF "SAVED BY THE BELL" -- MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR, ELIZABETH
BERKLEY LAUREN, MARIO LOPEZ, AND TIFFANI THIESSEN YES, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU
GUYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. HI.
Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. YOU ALL LOOK GREAT THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. OUR SHOWS HAVE A LOT OF HISTORY TOGETHER
WHEN I FIRST STARTED LATE NIGHT IN 2009, I TRIED TO GET YOU GUYS TOGETHER FOR A REUNION.
THEN FIVE YEARS AGO, IT FINALLY HAPPENED OH, MY GOD.
I WAS SO PREGNANT. Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT WE PUT THAT IN THE SCRIPT.
THAT'S RIGHT DID THIS START THE SEED, OR IT STARTED KIND OF BEFORE THIS.
BUT DID IT START THE SEED OF TRYING TO SEE WHAT THE NEW REIMAGINING OF THE SHOW WOULD
BE I THINK ALL OF US GETTING DROPPED BACK INTO THAT ICONIC
HALLWAY WITH THE RED LOCKERS, IN THAT GARB AGAIN, AND WITH YOU, IT WAS KIND OF EPIC
AND IT KIND OF SPARKED INTEREST, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE REBOOTS WERE KIND OF COMING
BACK BUT SOMETHING ABOUT IT WAS KIND OF MAGICAL WITH YOU.
AND I THINK WE ALL WERE KIND OF THINKING, IF IT CAN BE DONE RIGHT.
WE WANT TO DO IT JUSTICE BUT IF IT CAN BE DONE RIGHT, THEN WE MAY ALL BE IN.
Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO REVISIT SOME CLASSIC SCENES, AND JUST HEAR WHAT YOU
GUYS THINK OF THESE. IF YOU DON'T MIND, JUST A COUPLE OF OUR FAVORITES.
THIS IS YOUR LIFE I'M EXCITED Jimmy: FIRST UP -- THE A.C.
SLATER/ZACK MORRIS FIGHT DUDE, THIS IS A BIG DEAL I'M REALLY PROUD OF THIS
FIGHT. I'LL TELL YOU WHY. NOT ONLY WAS A CHOREOGRAPHING
THIS FIGHT SCENE HERE, BUT PEOPLE SPLIT SCREEN IT WITH THE ROCKY 4 BALBOA/DRAGO FIGHT
Jimmy: IT HOLDS UP. THAT FIGHT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN OUR TIME NOW
TWO KIDS ON OUR SET, WE WOULD HAVE STUNT DOUBLES, A STUNT COORDINATOR.
PADDING PADDING, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN CUTS.
THAT WAS LEGIT GOOD POINT. WE PUSHED EACH OTHER, FOUGHT
EACH OTHER IT WAS THE REAL DEAL Jimmy: IT WAS WELL DONE
THERE WERE TEENAGE HORMONES HAPPENING. Jimmy: IT WAS KIND OF
INSANE OH, MY GOD. YOU GUYS
Jimmy: RIGHT? MY NEXT CLIP, THIS IS PROM IT WAS KELLY AND ZACK'S FIRST
KISS TIFFANI AND MARK-PAUL, DO YOU REMEMBER SHOOTING THIS
WERE YOU NERVOUS YOU WERE KIDS. TOTALLY
I COMPLETELY REMEMBER. I REMEMBER THAT SWEATSHIRT, IT BECAME SUCH A BIG DEAL
MARK-PAUL, WERE YOU NERVOUS? I DIDN'T HAVE A RESUME OF PEOPLE I HAD KISSED UP UNTIL
THAT POINT SO ONE OF MY VERY FIRST KISSES WAS ON MISS BLISS WITH STEVIE
THE ROCK STAR. SO YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN, LIKE, MY SECOND KISS
SO I WAS PROBABLY NERVOUS. YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT, AND THAT YOU
ARE NOT BEING OFFENSIVE WITH YOUR BREATH OR SOME OTHER THINGS THAT MIGHT POP UP
YOU WERE A TOTAL GENTLEMAN. YOU STILL ARE. YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN
ALWAYS. I MADE SURE I WAS WEARING TWO-PLY UNDERWEAR AT THAT --
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. TMI, TMI
THIS LAST ONE, WE HAVE TO END WITH THE ALL-TIME CLASSIC, ELIZABETH.
DAVE, CAN WE ROLL THE CLIP OH, NO. I'M SO EXCITED!
I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO SCARED.
Jimmy: OH, NO SO SCARED. ELIZABETH.
JESSIE SPANO. I KNOW, JESSIE SPANO. DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT THIS
MOMENT WOULD BE ONE OF THE MOST BELOVED SCENES IN TELEVISION HISTORY?
NO. I MEAN, WE HAD NO IDEA, RIGHT, MARK-PAUL?
I REMEMBER WE DID A COUPLE OF TAKES, AND IT WAS GOOD THEN THEY TOLD US THEY GOT IT,
NOW JUST LET IT RIP. AND WE DID LITTLE-KNOWN FACT, BUT THE
CAFFEINE PILLS WERE RED HOTS YES, I REMEMBER THAT. SO WE WERE POPPING THOSE
BETWEEN TAKES. OH, YEAH, SUGAR HIGH, AND, YEAH
Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEW SHOW WHO CAN SET IT UP?
SO, ESSENTIALLY, IT'S 30 YEARS LATER. WE'RE BACK AT BAYSIDE HIGH,
WHICH TAKES PLACE IN THIS FICTITIOUS TOWN IN CALIFORNIA. ZACK IS THE GOVERNOR OF
CALIFORNIA, STILL MARRIED TO KELLY, WHO IS OBVIOUSLY THE FIRST LADY
JESSIE IS NOW A GUIDANCE COUNSELOR AT THE SCHOOL. I'M AN ATHLETIC DIRECTOR, AND
THOSE ARE ESSENTIALLY OUR ROLES. WE COME ACROSS A NEW GROUP OF
KIDS, SOME OF WHICH HAVE BEEN BUSSED IN, NOW, THIS NEW PROGRAM THAT'S BEEN IMPLEMENTED
BY THE STATE, BY YOURS TRULY OVER THERE AND NOW IT INTRODUCES THESE NEW
DYNAMICS WE'VE NEVER SEEN AT BAYSIDE, WITH CLASS WARFARE. PRIVILEGE
ISSUES THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN DISCUSSED BECAUSE WE'RE NO LONGER ON SATURDAY MORNING
Jimmy: ALSO, THERE MAY BE SOME PRETTY SPECIAL CAMEOS FROM A FEW FACES ALONG THE WAY.
I'M NOT GOING TO SPOIL ANYTHING, BUT THAT'S WHAT THIS WEEKEND IS FOR
YOU HAVE TO BINGE THIS, GO ON PEACOCK AND WATCH. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR, ELIZABETH BERKLEY LAUREN, MARIO LOPEZ, AND TIFFANI THIESSEN IN
"SAVED BY THE BELL." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. SO GREAT TO BE BACK, HUH?
I HAVE SO MANY FOND MEMORIES OF THIS PLACE. THIS IS WHERE I WAS CROWNED
HOMECOMING QUEEN AND WHERE CASEY KASEM KEPT HOSTING THOSE NATIONALLY
TELEVISED DANCE CONTESTS FOR SOME REASON. GUYS, WE CAN TALK ABOUT OLD
TIMES ALL DAY. BUT I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT IS NEW
COME ON, GOVERNOR PREPPY TELL ME ABOUT WHAT IT'S LIKE GOVERNING CALIFORNIA
WELL, I MET WITH A SEISMOLOGIST WHO SAID OUR NEXT EARTHQUAKE WILL BE AN
EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT EVERYONE WHO SURVIVES WILL WISH THEY HAD DIED.
HEY, REMEMBER WHEN WE DRESSED SCREECH UP AS AN ALIEN TOTALLY
Jimmy: THE ORIGINAL CAST OF "SAVED BY THE BELL," EVERYBODY THE ENTIRE NEW SEASON IS
AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON PEACOCK WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A VERY SPECIAL PERFORMANCE FROM SHERYL
CROW STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. THANKS, GUYS
THANKS FOR HAVING US. * Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS BOX SET,
RIGHT HERE THIS THING IS AWESOME. PERFORMING "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
IT FEELS" FROM TOM PETTY'S "WILDFLOWERS AND ALL THE REST," HERE IS SHERYL CROW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ONE, TWO, READY, GO *
* LET ME RUN WITH YOU TONIGH
I'LL TAKE YOU ON A MOONLIGHT RIDE * * THERE'S SOMEONE
I USED TO SE BUT THEY DON'T GIVE DAMN FOR ME *
* BUT LET ME GE TO THE POINT LET'S ROLL ANOTHER JOINT
AND TURN THE RADIO LOUD * * I'M TOO ALONE TO BE PROUD YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW IT FEELS YOU DON'T KNOW * * HOW IT FEELS TO BE ME
PEOPLE COME PEOPLE G SOME GROW YOUN SOME GROW COLD *
* I WOKE UP IN BETWEE A MEMORY AND A DREAM SO LET'S GET TO THE POIN
LET'S ROLL ANOTHER JOINT * * LET'S HEAD ON DOWN THE ROA
THERE'S SOMEWHER I GOTTA GO * * AND YOU DON'T KNO
HOW IT FEELS YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE ME *
* *
* MY OLD MAN WA BORN TO ROCK HE'S STILL TRYIN' TO
BEAT THE CLOCK * * THINK OF ME WHAT YOU WILL I'VE GOT A LITTL
SPACE TO FIL SO LET'S GET TO THE POINT * * LET'S ROLL ANOTHER JOIN
LET'S HEAD O DOWN THE ROA THERE'S SOMEWHERE *
* I GOTTA G AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS
YOU DON'T KNOW * * HOW IT FEEL NO YOU DON'T KNO
HOW IT FEELS TO BE M YOU DON'T KNOW * * HOW IT FEEL
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS NO YOU DON'T KNOW *
* HOW IT FEEL TO BE ME * *
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING
STAY SAFE OUT THERE. WEAR A MASK. WASH YOUR HANDS.
DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.