1 00:00:21,909 --> 00:00:23,611 Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE HEART OF NEW 2 00:00:23,611 --> 00:00:27,648 YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 3 00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:30,718 GUESTS - MELISSA McCARTHY THE ORIGINAL CAST OF "SAVED BY 4 00:00:30,718 --> 00:00:33,688 THE BELL," A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE FROM SHERYL CROW, 5 00:00:33,688 --> 00:00:37,925 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:37,925 --> 00:00:39,560 ROOTS CREW AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,294 --> 00:00:46,801 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:46,801 --> 00:00:50,504 Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HELLO, EVERYONE. THANK YOU. 9 00:00:50,504 --> 00:00:54,442 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HI OH, MY GOODNESS. 10 00:00:54,442 --> 00:01:01,115 * THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 11 00:01:01,115 --> 00:01:02,850 WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," HERE, FROM 12 00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:10,825 NEW YORK CITY. HEY, EVERYBODY THANK YOU, ROOTS 13 00:01:10,825 --> 00:01:13,260 LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND JOKES. WELL, GUYS, AFTER WEEKS OF 14 00:01:13,260 --> 00:01:15,696 DELAYS, THE WHITE HOUSE IS FINALLY GIVING PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN ACCESS TO SOMETHING VERY 15 00:01:15,696 --> 00:01:20,101 BIDEN ACCESS TO SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT. WATCH THIS 16 00:01:20,701 --> 00:01:21,435 2 1/2 WEEKS AFTER BIDEN WON, 17 00:01:21,435 --> 00:01:23,204 PRESIDENT TRUMP FINALLY GIVING FORMAL APPROVAL FOR BIDEN TO RECEIVE THE PRESIDENT'S DAILY 18 00:01:23,204 --> 00:01:29,410 BRIEF. IT'S HIGHLY CLASSIFIED INFORMATION THAT BIDEN WILL 19 00:01:29,410 --> 00:01:32,713 NEED Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, THE PRESIDENT-ELECT IS FINALLY 20 00:01:32,713 --> 00:01:37,385 RECEIVING TRUMP'S DAILY BRIEF. TODAY, BIDEN WAS LIKE, OKAY, GOTCHA 21 00:01:37,385 --> 00:01:41,655 THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS A "MARMADUKE" CARTOON. SO, IS THIS -- 22 00:01:41,655 --> 00:01:44,825 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S OKAY, TRUMP DOESN'T NEED THE DAILY BRIEF ANYMORE. 23 00:01:44,825 --> 00:01:49,797 HE GETS ALL HIS INTELLIGENCE FROM RANDY QUAID'S TWEETS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 24 00:01:49,797 --> 00:01:51,632 THANKS TO TRUMP'S DAILY BRIEF, BIDEN WILL NOW BE WELL-VERSED IN FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC THREATS 25 00:01:51,632 --> 00:01:57,338 AND WHO GOT ELIMINATED ON "THE BACHELORETTE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 26 00:01:57,338 --> 00:01:59,306 ACTUALLY, IT DOES TURN OUT THAT THE BRIEF THEY GIVE BIDEN IS A A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN THE ONE 27 00:01:59,306 --> 00:02:04,545 THEY GIVE TRUMP. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. FOR INSTANCE, BIDEN'S BRIEF 28 00:02:04,545 --> 00:02:07,581 SAYS, "IRAN BUILDING NUCLEAR ARSENAL. WHILE TRUMP'S BRIEF SAYS, "IRAN 29 00:02:07,581 --> 00:02:16,157 MAKES BIG FIREWORKS THAT GO BOOM-BOOM. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 30 00:02:16,157 --> 00:02:20,294 NEXT UP, BIDEN'S BRIEF SAYS, "NORWAY EXPERIENCING HARSH CLIMATE CHANGE." 31 00:02:20,294 --> 00:02:25,666 WHILE TRUMP'S SAYS, "SOON OLAF WILL BE A PUDDLE." [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:25,666 --> 00:02:29,804 AND FINALLY, BIDEN'S BRIEF SAYS, "CANADA EXTENDS BORDER RESTRICTIONS WITH U.S. 33 00:02:29,804 --> 00:02:36,377 WHILE TRUMP'S SAYS, "AMERICANS BETRAYED BY BELIEBERS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 34 00:02:36,377 --> 00:02:39,346 JUST A LITTLE BIT. EVEN THOUGH THE TRANSITION HAS ALREADY BEGUN, RUDY GIULIANI IS 35 00:02:39,346 --> 00:02:43,851 STILL TRYING TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION TODAY HE TALKED ABOUT VOTER 36 00:02:43,851 --> 00:02:48,956 FRAUD AT AN EVENT IN GETTYSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA PEOPLE WERE PUMPED ABOUT THE 37 00:02:48,956 --> 00:02:51,659 EVENT. NOT TO HEAR RUDY'S SPEECH, JUST TO SEE WHAT'S GONNA LEAK OUT OF 38 00:02:51,659 --> 00:02:56,397 HIS HEAD [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ALMOST THANKSGIVING, I 39 00:02:56,397 --> 00:02:59,967 HOPE IT'S GRAVY! BUT RUDY WAS SMART THIS TIME FIRST HE DYED HIS HAIR, THEN HE 40 00:02:59,967 --> 00:03:05,873 APPLIED A COAT OF THOMPSON'S WATERSEAL OVER IT. VERY SMART 41 00:03:05,873 --> 00:03:08,609 AND THIS IS VERY INTERESTING TRUMP WAS ALSO SUPPOSED TO BE IN GETTYSBURG, BUT HE CANCELLED 42 00:03:08,609 --> 00:03:15,483 AT THE LAST MINUTE BECAUSE OF COVID CONCERNS THAT'S GREAT 43 00:03:15,483 --> 00:03:20,087 TRUMP WAS LIKE, "IT'S NOT SAFE TO BE THERE IN PERSON. SO, RUDY, YOU GO." 44 00:03:20,087 --> 00:03:21,956 TRUMP ENDED UP APPEARING OVER SPEAKERPHONE IN GETTYSBURG, AND HE ACTUALLY DELIVERED A SPEECH 45 00:03:21,956 --> 00:03:27,828 INSPIRED BY ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S FAMOUS ADDRESS HERE, CHECK IT OUT 46 00:03:28,596 --> 00:03:30,431 FOUR SEASONS AND SEVEN TOTAL LANDSCAPINGS AGO, THE LIBERAL MEDIA BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS 47 00:03:30,431 --> 00:03:32,099 CONTINENT A NEWS SO FAKE, CONCEIVED BY THE HATERS AND LOSERS, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, 48 00:03:32,099 --> 00:03:33,801 FOLKS, AND DEDICATED TO THE PREPOSIION THAT EVERY PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV WAS 49 00:03:33,801 --> 00:03:49,116 CREATED EQUAL. Jimmy: OKAY, I GOT IT THAT'S IT. 50 00:03:49,116 --> 00:03:54,288 [ APPLAUSE ] SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, TODAY HE DECIDED TO PARDON HIS 51 00:03:54,288 --> 00:04:00,761 FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER MICHAEL FLYNN. HE ANNOUNCED IT VIA TWEET. 52 00:04:00,761 --> 00:04:05,266 HE WROTE, "IT IS MY GREAT HONOR TO ANNOUNCE THAT GENERAL MICHAEL T. FLYNN HAS BEEN 53 00:04:05,266 --> 00:04:10,838 GRANTED A FULL PARDON. ON ONE HAND, FLYNN IS THRILLED ON THE OTHER, HE'S LIKE, YOU 54 00:04:10,838 --> 00:04:15,076 PARDONED THE TURKEY BEFORE ME? [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN PEOPLE HEARD THE NAME 55 00:04:15,076 --> 00:04:16,844 MICHAEL FLYNN, THEY WERE LIKE, "WOW, THEY BROUGHT BACK A CHARACTER FROM SEASON ONE FOR 56 00:04:16,844 --> 00:04:24,085 THE FINALE COOL." [ APPLAUSE ] 57 00:04:24,085 --> 00:04:27,321 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT SERIOUSLY, THERE'S A NAME FROM THE PAST 58 00:04:27,321 --> 00:04:31,592 EVEN MICHAEL FLYNN WAS LIKE, DAMN, I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MICHAEL FLYNN. 59 00:04:31,592 --> 00:04:33,894 [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S SOME NEWS ABOUT THE PANDEMIC 60 00:04:33,894 --> 00:04:38,299 IT LOOKS LIKE THE CDC IS CHANGING ITS RECOMMENDATION FOR HOW LONG YOU SHOULD QUARANTINE 61 00:04:38,299 --> 00:04:38,699 CHANGING ITS RECOMMENDATION FOR HOW LONG YOU SHOULD QUARANTINE LISTEN TO THIS 62 00:04:40,101 --> 00:04:42,203 SHORTEN ITS QUARANTINE RECOMMENDATION, IT COULD GO 63 00:04:42,203 --> 00:04:44,004 FROM THE CURRENT 14 DAYS TO BETWEEN 7 AND 10 DAYS FOR THOSE WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO 64 00:04:44,004 --> 00:04:53,881 THE VIRUS. Jimmy: THIS ISN'T BASED ON SCIENCE. 65 00:04:53,881 --> 00:04:56,951 IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO BINGE ON NETFLIX [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 66 00:04:56,951 --> 00:05:01,555 WE ALREADY WATCHED THE CHESS SHOW WE'RE GOOD 67 00:05:01,555 --> 00:05:03,190 OH, IF YOU'RE DOING SOME COOKING TOMORROW, YOU BETTER LISTEN TO THIS 68 00:05:03,190 --> 00:05:06,761 A POPULAR KITCHEN APPLIANCE IS BEING RECALLED TAKE A LOOK. 69 00:05:07,962 --> 00:05:12,800 RECALLING NEARLY A MILLION CROCK POT SIX QUART MULTICOOKERS 70 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:18,072 THE COMPANY SAYS THE COOKERS CAN PRESSURIZE WHEN THE LID IS NOT FULLY LOCKED 71 00:05:18,072 --> 00:05:22,543 AND THAT CREATES A BURN HAZARD Jimmy: ANYBODY WHO WATCHES "THIS IS US" WAS LIKE, "A 72 00:05:22,543 --> 00:05:27,681 LITTLE LATE! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, PEOPLE KNEW SOMETHING WAS 73 00:05:27,681 --> 00:05:33,154 UP WHEN THE ONLY BUTTON ON THE CROCK POT WAS, "GOOD LUCK. [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:05:33,154 --> 00:05:34,989 DID YOU SEE THIS THERE'S A LIVE ACTION MOVIE ABOUT "CLIFFORD THE BIG RED 75 00:05:34,989 --> 00:05:40,227 DOG" COMING OUT. AND TODAY WE GOT OUR FIRST GLIMPSE OF CLIFFORD. 76 00:05:40,227 --> 00:05:43,397 BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW HE LOOKS LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 77 00:05:43,397 --> 00:05:48,769 [ LAUGHTER ] CLIFFORD LOOKS LIKE A SOCCER MOM'S TEETH AFTER A PITCHER OF 78 00:05:48,769 --> 00:05:56,911 SANGRIA. [ LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY, PEOPLE WERE 79 00:05:56,911 --> 00:06:01,882 EXPECTING CLIFFORD TO BE HEINZ KETCHUP RED AND WHAT THEY GOT WAS HUNT'S CATSUP. 80 00:06:01,882 --> 00:06:05,486 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, CHECK THIS OUT. A WOMAN IN MINNESOTA PUT SOME 81 00:06:05,486 --> 00:06:07,254 OLD PEARS IN HER BACKYARD, AND I GUESS THEY WERE -- THEY GOT FERMENTED, BECAUSE LOOK WHAT 82 00:06:07,254 --> 00:06:12,126 FERMENTED, BECAUSE LOOK WHAT HAPPENED WHEN A SQUIRREL ATE ONE. 83 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:13,327 THIS SQUIRREL OUT IN 84 00:06:13,327 --> 00:06:18,499 MINNESOTA ACCIDENTALLY GOT DRUNK WHEN HE ATE A FERMENTED PEAR 85 00:06:18,499 --> 00:06:21,335 THE HOMEOWNER SAYS THAT SHE THREW OUT SOME PEARS THAT SHE FOUND AT THE BOTTOM OF HER 86 00:06:21,335 --> 00:06:23,871 FRIDGE THE SQUIRREL GOT INTO THE PEARS. 87 00:06:23,871 --> 00:06:30,311 LUCKILY, HE WAS FINE, WALKED IT OFF, AND CAME BACK IN THE MORNING, WAS READY FOR MORE. 88 00:06:30,311 --> 00:06:34,682 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S GOING TO BE EVERYBODY ON THEIR THANKSGIVING 89 00:06:34,682 --> 00:06:37,618 ZOOM TOMORROW. [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 90 00:06:37,618 --> 00:06:39,587 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. COME ON. 91 00:06:40,888 --> 00:06:54,902 * Jimmy: HEY, BEFORE WE START THE SHOW, I JUST WANTED TO 92 00:06:54,902 --> 00:06:58,739 THANK YOU GUYS FOR RE-SHARING OUR MONOLOGUES BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, OUR 93 00:06:58,739 --> 00:07:03,310 MONOLOGUES THE NEXT DAY WE PUT THEM OUT ON YOUTUBE OR WHEREVER, AND THEY'VE HIT OVER 94 00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:07,348 A MILLION EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 95 00:07:07,348 --> 00:07:12,119 BUT IT'S BEEN CRAZY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU TO MY WRITERS, ALSO 96 00:07:12,119 --> 00:07:14,255 THANKS FOR SPREADING THAT AROUND THAT'S KIND OF FUN 97 00:07:14,255 --> 00:07:16,057 GUYS, BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW NIGHT WE HAVE AN ALL-NEW THANKSGIVING 98 00:07:16,057 --> 00:07:20,061 SHOW FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS A SHOW 99 00:07:20,061 --> 00:07:23,230 YOU WANT A SHOW, WE HAVE A A SHOW WE HAVE A SHOW FOR YOU 100 00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:28,569 JERRY SEINFELD WILL BE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS THIS ANYTHING 101 00:07:28,569 --> 00:07:32,306 WE'LL BE TALKING TO JERRY. WE'RE GOING TO DO A FUN CONTEST WHERE YOU GET TO BE 102 00:07:32,306 --> 00:07:35,342 JERRY SEINFELD OOH. PLUS, BAD BUNNY WILL BE HERE TO 103 00:07:35,342 --> 00:07:41,716 PERFORM AND ALSO TALK ABOUT HIS NEW ALBUM. IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG, BIG, 104 00:07:41,716 --> 00:07:44,552 BIG SHOW BUT FIRST, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 105 00:07:44,552 --> 00:07:50,124 SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" ON HBO MAX MELISSA McCARTHY IS HERE 106 00:07:50,124 --> 00:07:54,762 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND, YOU CAN SEE THEM IN THE NEW VERSION OF "SAVED BY THE 107 00:07:54,762 --> 00:07:59,567 BELL." MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR, ELIZABETH BERKLEY LAUREN, 108 00:07:59,567 --> 00:08:05,439 MARIO LOPEZ, AND TIFFANI THIESSEN ARE HERE. IT'S ON PEACOCK. 109 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:08,843 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S ON THE PEACOCK. AND WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL 110 00:08:08,843 --> 00:08:14,181 PERFORMANCE FROM OUR PAL, GOSH, SHE ALWAYS BRING IT. SHERYL CROW, IS PAYING TRIBUTE 111 00:08:14,181 --> 00:08:19,420 TO TOM PETTY TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE SHERYL 112 00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:26,327 WHAT'S THE SONG -- * YOU DON'T KNO HOW IT FEELS 113 00:08:26,327 --> 00:08:29,830 YOU DON'T KNOW * SHE DOES A VERSION OF THAT TONIGHT, AND IT'S GREAT. 114 00:08:29,830 --> 00:08:33,968 SHE CRUSHES IT SPEAKING OF CRUSHING, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS VIDEO OF 115 00:08:33,968 --> 00:08:39,407 CHRIS EVANS PLAYING THE PIANO, IT WENT VIRAL? WATCH THIS 116 00:08:40,608 --> 00:08:55,523 * * Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, 117 00:08:55,523 --> 00:08:57,925 THAT'S ENOUGH. THAT'S ENOUGH. PEOPLE ARE REALLY GOING NUTS 118 00:08:57,925 --> 00:09:02,396 FOR THIS BUT COME ON, CHRIS, LEAVE SOME STUFF FOR THE REST OF US 119 00:09:02,396 --> 00:09:06,667 YOU'RE GOOD AT EVERYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, WE GET IT 120 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:09,837 YOU LOOK GREAT IN A CABLE-KNIT SWEATER. MEANWHILE, IF I WEAR ONE OF 121 00:09:09,837 --> 00:09:11,405 THESE, PEOPLE ASSUME WE'RE DOING A SKETCH ON THE SHOW CALLED "DEADLIEST CATCH: 122 00:09:11,405 --> 00:09:16,811 NANTUCKET. [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: YEAH, IT'S LIKE, WE 123 00:09:16,811 --> 00:09:20,314 GET IT YOU'RE CAPTAIN FREAKING AMERICA. 124 00:09:20,314 --> 00:09:26,320 YOU'RE NOT JUST AN AVENGER, YOU'RE THE FIRST AVENGER BUT, NO, THAT WASN'T ENOUGH. 125 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:31,125 YOU HAD TO SIT DOWN AT A PIANO AND PROVE YOU HAVE A SOFT, SENSITIVE SIDE, TOO. 126 00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:37,264 WELL, GUESS WHAT HUGH JACKMAN CALLED, AND HE -- WELL, HE WAS REALLY IMPRESSED. 127 00:09:37,264 --> 00:09:41,302 [ LAUGHTER ] SO ADD THAT TO THE LIST. Questlove: YEAH, MAN. 128 00:09:41,302 --> 00:09:47,308 WE GET IT. YOU'VE BEEN IN A TONY-NOMINATED PLAY ON BROADWAY 129 00:09:47,308 --> 00:09:53,080 YOU CAN ACT IN FILMS, ONSTAGE, YOU CAN PLAY PIANO, AND YOU'VE MET MICHAEL CERA 130 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,283 WE GET IT! [ LAUGHTER ] WE GET IT 131 00:09:56,283 --> 00:09:58,853 Jimmy: WE GET IT! YOU'RE THE PERFECT PERSON, YOU HANDSOME, TALENTED, HUMBLE, 132 00:09:58,853 --> 00:10:07,762 FUNNY, OVERALL KIND AND EASY TO WORK WITH MOTHER - * 133 00:10:07,762 --> 00:10:12,299 [ APPLAUSE ] SORRY. I JUST HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY 134 00:10:12,299 --> 00:10:15,002 CHEST. WE LOVE YOU, CHRIS MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 135 00:10:15,002 --> 00:10:32,520 BREAK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 136 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:35,690 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" 137 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:47,068 HASHTAGS * HASHTAGS HASHTAGS * * 138 00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:50,104 Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO 139 00:10:50,104 --> 00:10:53,507 RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO SINCE TOMORROW'S THANKSGIVING AND PEOPLE WILL BE 140 00:10:53,507 --> 00:10:58,546 SPENDING A LOT OF TIME IN THE KITCHEN, WE SENT OUT THE HASHTAG #COOKINGFAIL 141 00:10:58,546 --> 00:11:01,716 WHERE I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT A FUNNY OR EMBARRASSING STORY THAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN 142 00:11:01,716 --> 00:11:04,885 THE KITCHEN. WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU 143 00:11:04,885 --> 00:11:07,822 FOR PLAYING ALONG. [ APPLAUSE ] I APPRECIATE THAT. 144 00:11:07,822 --> 00:11:11,225 ALWAYS SO MUCH FUN NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE COOKING FAIL 145 00:11:11,225 --> 00:11:17,231 RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE HERE IS FROM @DIANADEE16. 146 00:11:17,231 --> 00:11:20,301 SHE SAYS, "MY FIRST THANKSGIVING AWAY FROM HOME AT COLLEGE, I INVITED FRIENDS TO 147 00:11:20,301 --> 00:11:23,471 BRING THE SIDES. I BAKED THE TURKEY AND STUFFING 148 00:11:23,471 --> 00:11:27,108 MY FRIENDS SHOWED UP WITH A BAG OF DORITOS, FUNYUNS, AND A A LARGE BOX OF JUNIOR MINTS. 149 00:11:27,108 --> 00:11:34,815 [ APPLAUSE ] JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL THANKSGIVING 150 00:11:34,815 --> 00:11:54,402 THIS ONE IS FROM @BONENIBBLER. [ LAUGHTER ] @BONENIBBLER 151 00:11:54,402 --> 00:11:59,306 HE SAYS, "MY MOM WAS COOKING WHILE I WAS SWEEPING THE FLOOR THE BROOM HANDLE HIT THE 152 00:11:59,306 --> 00:12:01,942 OVERHEAD LAMP AND ALL OF THESE OLD BUGS FELL INTO THE DRESSING 153 00:12:01,942 --> 00:12:10,084 MY MOM WHISPERED, SHH. [ LAUGHTER ] JUST, WHY? 154 00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:16,590 IT'S PROTEIN. Jimmy: JUST, WHY, RIGHT YEAH, EXACTLY, MAN. 155 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:20,961 Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @ACSTUCKER HE SAYS, "MY DAD TRIED TO MAKE 156 00:12:20,961 --> 00:12:24,131 MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. HE BROKE THE POTATO MASHER 157 00:12:24,131 --> 00:12:29,704 TRYING TO MASH THEM. HE DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD TO BOIL THE POTATOES FIRST 158 00:12:29,704 --> 00:12:33,741 HE THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST AN INCREDIBLY STRONG WOMAN. MY MOTHER REALLY LIKED -- 159 00:12:33,741 --> 00:12:40,748 DOING. THIS ONE IS FROM @ABBEYJOYNER12 160 00:12:40,748 --> 00:12:44,685 SHE SAYS, "MY BROTHER PUT QUICK MAC AND CHEESE IN THE MICROWAVE WITHOUT WATER. 161 00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:47,955 THIS IS ALL THAT REMAINED AFTERWARDS." LOOK AT THIS 162 00:12:47,955 --> 00:12:54,128 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT THAT QUICK MAC AND CHEESE 163 00:12:54,128 --> 00:12:59,967 COME ON, MAN THOUGH I DO THINK THE MICROWAVE IS READY FOR AN UPDATE 164 00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:04,071 YEAH. Jimmy: I DON'T THINK IT'S FAST ENOUGH. 165 00:13:04,071 --> 00:13:08,075 NOT A NOTHING THE MICROWAVE CONCEPT IS SORT OF OBSOLETE AT THIS POINT. 166 00:13:08,075 --> 00:13:13,547 Jimmy: I THINK THE CONCEPT, I GET THAT, RIGHT? I STILL THINK THE IDEA, IT'S A 167 00:13:13,547 --> 00:13:18,452 A FASTER WAY OF COOKING. YEAH. WELL, YOU WANT YOURS LIKE 168 00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:22,289 "JETSONS" FAST Jimmy: YEAH, I MEAN, POPCORN, THREE MINUTES, IT'S 169 00:13:22,289 --> 00:13:27,528 JUST TOO MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE 170 00:13:27,528 --> 00:13:32,867 APROPOS? Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY 20 SECONDS 171 00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:37,371 WOW POP. Jimmy: ACTUALLY, IT SHOULD 172 00:13:37,371 --> 00:13:43,277 BE AS FAST AS THE WORD POP ONE SECOND WOW 173 00:13:43,277 --> 00:13:45,446 Jimmy: YOU GOT A BAG OF POPCORN. THAT'S CRAZY. 174 00:13:45,446 --> 00:13:48,516 I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD EAT THAT STUFF [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:50,918 Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I NEED AT LEAST TWO, THREE 176 00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:54,522 MINUTES ON THE POP Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN 177 00:13:54,522 --> 00:13:58,993 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT JUST CONSUMING 1.1 SECOND POPCORN ALL 178 00:13:58,993 --> 00:14:03,497 WILLY-NILLY. Jimmy: NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT, ME, YOU, SNUGGLED UP 179 00:14:03,497 --> 00:14:10,171 WITH A LITTLE FLEECE OVER US, WATCHING SOME "GILMORE GIRLS." REMEMBER THOSE THINGS, THE 180 00:14:10,171 --> 00:14:14,108 BLANKETS WITH, LIKE, THE ARM OPENINGS Jimmy: SNUGGIES 181 00:14:14,108 --> 00:14:20,481 YEAH. I'M TALKING ME, YOU, SNUGGIES? Jimmy: NO, ONE SNUGGIE. 182 00:14:20,481 --> 00:14:24,752 [ LAUGHTER ] [ DRUM SOUND ] COME ON, MAN, YOU DON'T CARE 183 00:14:24,752 --> 00:14:27,588 ABOUT THE POPCORN AT THAT POINT. IT'S JUST ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE 184 00:14:27,588 --> 00:14:32,960 YEAH, MAN TANDEM SNUGGIES. Jimmy: TANDEM SNUGGIES, THAT 185 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,629 COULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING. YEAH. Jimmy: ANYWAYS, MICROWAVE 186 00:14:35,629 --> 00:14:40,401 PEOPLE, GET ON THAT. THIS ONE IS FROM @CINDIHUSTON. SHE SAYS, "I MADE RANCH DIP AND 187 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:44,772 WANTED MY BOYFRIEND TO TRY IT, SO I DIPPED MY PINKIE FINGER IN IT FOR HIM TO TASTE. 188 00:14:44,772 --> 00:14:49,343 HE WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION AND THOUGHT MY FINGER WAS A BABY CARROT 189 00:14:49,343 --> 00:14:52,113 YOU COULD HEAR THE CRUNCH WHEN HE BIT DOWN. OH! 190 00:14:52,113 --> 00:14:57,985 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT IS AROUND THE SAME SIZE, MAN. 191 00:14:57,985 --> 00:15:07,595 THE OLD BONE NIBBLER [ LAUGHTER ] I'M FAMILIAR, VERY FAMILIAR. 192 00:15:07,595 --> 00:15:11,065 THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @ROBINSTUR SHE SAYS, ONE THANKSGIVING, MY 193 00:15:11,065 --> 00:15:14,502 DAUGHTER CAME INTO THE KITCHEN AND SAID, "'WHAT'S THIS FOR?' AS SHE PUSHED THE OVEN'S 194 00:15:14,502 --> 00:15:17,705 SELF-CLEAN BUTTON. THE OVEN LOCKED. HEAT AUTOMATICALLY WENT UP TO 195 00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:24,645 500 DEGREES FOR THREE HOURS. THE TURKEY WAS A PILE OF ASHES AND WE HAD TO GET A NEW OVEN." 196 00:15:24,645 --> 00:15:28,716 AND A NEW DAUGHTER. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S CRAZY I REMEMBER THAT THING THOUGH, 197 00:15:28,716 --> 00:15:33,287 THAT SELF-CLEANING BUTTON. SOME METAL ASH YOU KNOW, THAT WAS THE END OF 198 00:15:33,287 --> 00:15:35,489 IT, MAN. IT DIDN'T WORK THAT'S WHAT NEEDS TO BE 199 00:15:35,489 --> 00:15:39,193 UPDATED. YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO STOP THE SELF-CLEANING MODE ONCE YOU 200 00:15:39,193 --> 00:15:43,130 PRESS THAT BUTTON. Jimmy: NO, I THINK THAT HAS BEEN INVENTED. 201 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,866 REALLY? Jimmy: SURE MAYBE MY OVEN IS JUST AN 202 00:15:45,866 --> 00:15:50,104 ANTIQUE. Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE AN ANTIQUE OVEN 203 00:15:50,104 --> 00:15:56,510 I DON'T THINK IT'S BEEN INVENTED YOU JUST DON'T KNOW OVENS. 204 00:15:56,510 --> 00:16:04,585 Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S BEEN INVENTED, MAN. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW OVENS. 205 00:16:04,585 --> 00:16:06,220 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I FIGURED THAT'S BEEN INVENTED 206 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:08,522 I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY THIS STUFF ABOUT SELF-CLEANING OVENS. 207 00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:10,591 THAT WHOLE THING, YOU KNOW, I'LL LET OTHER PEOPLE DEAL WITH THAT STUFF 208 00:16:10,591 --> 00:16:12,460 I'M TALKING ABOUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] I GOT THINGS HAPPENING, MAN. 209 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:14,795 I CAN'T WAIT THIS LONG RIGHT Jimmy: YEAH 210 00:16:14,795 --> 00:16:18,899 THANK YOU. POPCORN IS READY YEAH, YOU GO, "DUDE, WE GOT TO 211 00:16:18,899 --> 00:16:26,440 CELEBRATE TONIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE POPCORN. [ POPPING NOISE 212 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:30,611 THANK YOU. THREE SECONDS Jimmy: THAT TOOK TOO LONG 213 00:16:30,611 --> 00:16:34,782 YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @NINJANATASHA. 214 00:16:34,782 --> 00:16:38,285 SHE SAID, "I TRIED SELF-DECORATING A CAKE FOR MY ROOMMATE'S BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR. 215 00:16:38,285 --> 00:16:42,523 ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE A BUNCH OF POOP EMOJIS LOOK AT THIS THING." 216 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:47,261 THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS 217 00:16:47,261 --> 00:16:49,630 TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 218 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:53,134 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MELISSA McCARTHY, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 219 00:16:53,134 --> 00:17:14,388 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS ONE 220 00:17:14,388 --> 00:17:17,358 OF MY FAVORITES. SHE IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW 221 00:17:17,358 --> 00:17:22,296 MOVIE "SUPERINTELLIGENCE," WHICH WILL BE AVAILABLE ON "HBO MAX" TOMORROW 222 00:17:22,296 --> 00:17:27,535 HERE IS MELISSA McCARTHY AH, THERE. I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 223 00:17:27,535 --> 00:17:32,339 HI. Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW 224 00:17:32,339 --> 00:17:36,077 I APPRECIATE IT. I JUST WAS TALKING TO YOUR HUSBAND, BEN FALCONE, WHO IS 225 00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:42,183 THE DIRECTOR OF THIS MOVIE AND WE WERE -- HE WAS ACTUALLY SITTING WHERE YOU'RE SITTING 226 00:17:42,183 --> 00:17:48,289 I KNOW. IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE I SHOULD BE JUST CONSTANTLY GYROSCOPING 227 00:17:48,289 --> 00:17:51,692 Jimmy: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SCENE, LIKE YOU'RE IN A WAVE OR IT'S LIKE A "CHRIS NOLAN-Y" 228 00:17:51,692 --> 00:17:55,296 TYPE OF VIBE EXACTLY, CHRIS IS HERE WITH ME 229 00:17:55,296 --> 00:17:58,999 I KEEP HIM OFF-CAMERA. Jimmy: HE'S QUARANTINING WITH YOU GUYS? 230 00:17:58,999 --> 00:18:02,303 THAT'S SO COOL YEAH, FOR SURE. Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE IN 231 00:18:02,303 --> 00:18:06,440 AUSTRALIA RIGHT NOW. WE ARE. Jimmy: YOU'RE CURRENTLY A 232 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,710 A DAY AHEAD OF ME. YOU'RE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. YES, I'M IN YOUR FUTURE 233 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:12,346 WE'RE DOING GREAT. Jimmy: HOW IS MY DAY GOING TO GO TONIGHT? 234 00:18:12,346 --> 00:18:17,818 AM I GOING TO GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP? NO, YOU WON'T SLEEP 235 00:18:17,818 --> 00:18:24,358 BUT, BOY, YOU'LL WAKE UP, STILL FEELING RENEWED AND FRESH. YOU'LL HAVE ONE HUGE WHITE 236 00:18:24,358 --> 00:18:28,295 STREAK, THOUGH I WON'T EXPLAIN IT Jimmy: OKAY, NO PROBLEM 237 00:18:28,295 --> 00:18:32,066 I SLEEP WITH A LIGHTNING ROD I WAS JUST KIND OF HOPING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN. 238 00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:37,271 LIKE, WHAT A BAD INVESTMENT. WELL, TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE 239 00:18:37,271 --> 00:18:41,208 OF FILMING A NEW SERIES, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA. YES 240 00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:45,813 Jimmy: YOU'RE WORKING WITH ALL MY FAVORITE PEEPS. NICOLE KIDMAN, BOBBY CANNAVALE, 241 00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:50,618 MICHAEL SHANNON. I WOULD GO ANYWHERE WITH, AND YOU, I WOULD GO ANYWHERE YOU 242 00:18:50,618 --> 00:18:53,354 GUYS ARE SHOWING UP, I WOULD GO WHAT IS -- WHAT ARE YOU 243 00:18:53,354 --> 00:18:58,492 SHOOTING, AND HOW IS IT GOING? IT IS SO CRAZY. IT'S SUCH A GOOD GROUP 244 00:18:58,492 --> 00:19:02,029 AND EVERYONE IS SO WEIRD Jimmy: YEAH WHICH IS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE 245 00:19:02,029 --> 00:19:05,366 WHEN YOU FIND OUT. I'VE MET NICOLE, BUT I'VE NOT WORKED WITH HER. 246 00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:09,103 AND THERE IS SOMETHING SO REGAL ABOUT HER, YOU EXPECT HER TO BE LIKE, "HELLO, I'M 247 00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:13,474 NICOLE KIDMAN. AND THEN YOU REALLY GET TO KNOW HER, AND "SHE'S WEIRD. 248 00:19:13,474 --> 00:19:15,776 SHE'S, LIKE, A WONDERFUL WEIRDO Jimmy: YEAH, SHE'S FUN. 249 00:19:15,776 --> 00:19:21,449 AND MICHAEL SHANNON WHO I JUST LITERAL HUNKER DOWN, AND SOMETIMES THEY'RE LIKE, 250 00:19:21,449 --> 00:19:25,720 "MELISSA, IT'S YOUR LINE OH, I'M LIKE, I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST WATCHING SHANNON, 251 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:29,657 BECAUSE HE'S ONE OF THE MOST FASCINATING PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET. 252 00:19:29,657 --> 00:19:32,059 AND THE FUNNIEST Jimmy: AND FUNNY? OH, I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY, 253 00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:34,562 AND YOU BEAT ME TO IT. HE'S ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET. 254 00:19:34,562 --> 00:19:38,065 WE WERE DOING SOME BIT HERE, JOKING AROUND, WE WERE SAYING, IT WAS, LIKE, "HEY, IT'S 255 00:19:38,065 --> 00:19:43,104 NATIONAL CAPE DAY. WE'RE ALL GOING TO WEAR CAPES, JUST MADE IT UP. 256 00:19:43,104 --> 00:19:46,807 HE CAME OUT IN A FULL-ON CAPE. HE WENT AND FOUND ONE IN THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT, A FULL-ON 257 00:19:46,807 --> 00:19:52,279 VAMPIRE-LIKE DRACULA CAPE. THAT COULD ALSO BE HOW HE GOES TO TRADER JOE'S 258 00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:56,350 YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN Jimmy: ONE TIME, HE SHOWED 259 00:19:56,350 --> 00:20:01,155 UP WEARING AN "ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS" ONESIE ON MY SHOW. 260 00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:04,525 IT'S LIKE, "OKAY." NO EXPLANATION HE'S JUST FUN, THAT'S ALL. 261 00:20:04,525 --> 00:20:09,463 ARE YOU GETTING ANY OF THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT AT ALL I'VE GOT -- I THINK THE 262 00:20:09,463 --> 00:20:15,469 CLOSEST I'M COMING TO, I REALLY LOVE THEIR NOSE, BECAUSE IT'S NARROWER 263 00:20:15,469 --> 00:20:23,544 THEY END IT WITH AN "R," AND IT'S THE BEST THING. AND SOMETIMES I'LL SAY THINGS 264 00:20:23,544 --> 00:20:28,482 TO TRY TO GET PEOPLE TO SAY NO "NO. AND THEY SAY, "NO DRAMA. 265 00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:30,985 NO DRAMA." AND THE FIRST TIME SOMEBODY SAID IT, I WAS ASKING SOMEBODY 266 00:20:30,985 --> 00:20:36,023 SOMETHING, BECAUSE THERE IS NO COVID HERE SO EVERYONE IS STILL SUPER 267 00:20:36,023 --> 00:20:40,161 CAREFUL, BUT YOU'RE -- WE CAN BE OUT AMONG PEOPLE. DELIGHTFULLY SO. AND I WAS 268 00:20:40,161 --> 00:20:47,501 ASKING FOR SOMETHING, SOMEONE GOES, "NO DRAMA. I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO, NO, NO. 269 00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:51,205 THERE IS NO DRAMA. I WAS JUST CURIOUS Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO START 270 00:20:51,205 --> 00:20:55,476 DRAMA. YEAH, YEAH, NO DRAMA. Jimmy: NO, WE'RE NOT MAKING 271 00:20:55,476 --> 00:20:57,778 DRAMA. THEY WERE THINKING I WAS, LIKE, FLYING OFF THE HANDLE. 272 00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:04,552 THEN I REALIZED, IT'S JUST WHAT THEY SAY BUT I KEPT RE-EXPLAINING 273 00:21:04,552 --> 00:21:11,125 Jimmy: NO DRAMA I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE MOVIE "SUPERINTELLIGENCE." 274 00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:17,098 WHAT A GREAT, FUNNY PREMISE. BUT I LIKE THE IDEA THAT YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND HAD THIS GREAT 275 00:21:17,098 --> 00:21:21,168 IDEA TO GO ALONG WITH THE RELEASE OF THE MOVIE IT'S CALLED 20 DAYS OF 276 00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:25,206 KINDNESS AND CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO EVERYONE WATCHING? 277 00:21:25,206 --> 00:21:30,644 YEAH, IT'S, YOU KNOW, WE MADE THIS -- WE ACTUALLY SHOT THIS MOVIE ALMOST 2 1/2 YEARS 278 00:21:30,644 --> 00:21:34,415 AGO. Jimmy: WOW. IT WAS KIND OF STRANGE, IT'S 279 00:21:34,415 --> 00:21:39,420 FINALLY NOW COMING OUT, IT IS ALMOST MORE RELEVANT IT'S LIKE WE WROTE THIS THREE 280 00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:45,459 WEEKS AGO. AND IT'S SUCH A -- IT REALLY IS, PEOPLE ARE WORTH SAVING, 281 00:21:45,459 --> 00:21:50,498 LOVE WINS. JUST TALKING ABOUT WE ALL -- EVEN IF IT'S JUST ON ZOOM, 282 00:21:50,498 --> 00:21:56,270 WE'RE COMING BACK TOGETHER AND IT JUST FELT LIKE, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD, WHAT 283 00:21:56,270 --> 00:21:59,774 THIS MOVIE STANDS FOR, WE'RE LIKE, WE CAN'T JUST -- WE WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THE MOVIE, I 284 00:21:59,774 --> 00:22:06,213 THINK IT'S SO HAPPY AND FUNNY, IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KIND OF NEED RIGHT NOW. 285 00:22:06,213 --> 00:22:11,318 IT'S REALLY WARM-HEARTED AND WE'RE LIKE, WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING, BECAUSE WE'RE LUCKY 286 00:22:11,318 --> 00:22:16,490 ENOUGH TO BE PUTTING THIS OUT. SO WE PICKED 20 CHARITIES, AND WE'RE GIVING EACH ONE $20,000. 287 00:22:16,490 --> 00:22:21,095 AND WE'VE HAD GIRLS WITH CODE, WAS OUR FIRST ONE. AND AT&T GAVE AN ADDITIONAL 288 00:22:21,095 --> 00:22:25,800 $1 MILLION AND WE'RE CONSTANTLY CHECKING IN WITH HOW MANY PEOPLE EVEN 289 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:34,308 DURING THESE CRAZY TIMES ARE STILL PUTTING TIME INTO HELPING PEOPLE 290 00:22:34,308 --> 00:22:40,715 IT'S REALLY SOMETHING. TODAY IS OUR DAY 16. Jimmy: WHAT CHARITY ARE YOU 291 00:22:40,715 --> 00:22:46,454 HIGHLIGHTING TODAY HABITAT FOR HUMANITY. JUST, THEY'RE CONSTANTLY, 292 00:22:46,454 --> 00:22:51,926 CONSTANTLY FIGHTING AND HELPING PEOPLE SO - 293 00:22:51,926 --> 00:22:54,662 Jimmy: THEY NEED HELP WE LOVE THEM IT'S GREAT 294 00:22:54,662 --> 00:22:57,832 I WANT TO TALK MORE ABOUT THE MOVIE WHEN WE COME BACK. CAN YOU STICK AROUND FOR FIVE 295 00:22:57,832 --> 00:23:03,604 MORE MINUTES NO. Jimmy: I ALREADY HAVE, I CAN 296 00:23:03,604 --> 00:23:07,775 CALL BEN, YOUR HUSBAND WE'RE LIKE OLD BUDDIES NOW I HAVE HIS CELL PHONE. 297 00:23:07,775 --> 00:23:09,543 ALL RIGHT. MORE WITH MELISSA McCARTHY AFTER THE BREAK. 298 00:23:09,543 --> 00:23:30,097 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 299 00:23:30,097 --> 00:23:33,401 EVERYBODY. I'M TALKING WITH MELISSA McCARTHY 300 00:23:33,401 --> 00:23:36,103 MELISSA, THANKS AGAIN FOR BEING HERE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW 301 00:23:36,103 --> 00:23:40,941 MOVIE, "SUPERINTELLIGENCE. IT'S OUT TOMORROW, THANKSGIVING DAY, ON HBO MAX. 302 00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:45,646 YOU STAR IN IT YOU'RE SUPER FUNNY YOUR HUSBAND BEN DIRECTED IT 303 00:23:45,646 --> 00:23:52,620 HOW DO WE SET IT UP? IT'S A GREAT PLOT. OUR DEAR FRIEND 304 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,488 STEVE MALLORY WROTE IT IT IS ABOUT AN AI BECOMES AWARE, AND DECIDES TO PICK THE 305 00:23:54,488 --> 00:24:04,865 MOST AVERAGE OF AVERAGE PEOPLE, WHICH IS PLAYED BY ME, I PLAY CAROL PETERS 306 00:24:04,865 --> 00:24:06,701 AND HE WATCHES ME, AND SAYS HE'S GOING TO WATCH ME FOR THREE DAYS TO SEE IF HUMANS ARE 307 00:24:06,701 --> 00:24:13,374 WORTH SAVING, OR IF PEOPLE ARE WORTH SAVING BECAUSE HE'S LIKE, YOU DON'T 308 00:24:13,374 --> 00:24:16,077 TAKE CARE OF THE PLANET, YOU DON'T DO ALL THESE THINGS. MAYBE -- 309 00:24:16,077 --> 00:24:19,180 AND JAMES CORDEN DOES THE VOICE. Jimmy: OH, HE'S GREAT 310 00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:22,249 AT ONE POINT HE SAID, "DO I JUST KIND OF CLOROX WIPE THE EARTH OF HUMANS, AND START 311 00:24:22,249 --> 00:24:26,854 OVER?" Jimmy: GOSH AND REALLY, IT'S ABOUT WHAT 312 00:24:26,854 --> 00:24:28,656 I WOULD DO IF I HAD THREE MORE DAYS AND I WANT TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH GEORGE, WHO IS LIKE 313 00:24:28,656 --> 00:24:40,835 MY TRUE LOVE, THAT GOT AWAY, PLAYED BY BOBBY CANNAVALE. Jimmy: OH 314 00:24:40,835 --> 00:24:42,436 IT'S REALLY SWEET, IT'S REALLY FUNNY, AND I JUST -- I REALLY LOVE THIS MOVIE 315 00:24:42,436 --> 00:24:44,405 Jimmy: IT'S GOT A LOT OF HEART IN IT, TOO, BECAUSE YOU GO, "OH, YEAH," AND BY THE END, 316 00:24:44,405 --> 00:24:47,174 YOU'RE LIKE, "COME ON. IT'S JUST WELL DONE, WELL DIRECTED, WELL WRITTEN, WELL 317 00:24:47,174 --> 00:24:53,514 ACTED. BUT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, IS IT TRICKIER TO PLAY KIND OF 318 00:24:53,514 --> 00:24:57,585 TAKING IT DOWN, LIKE, A NOTCH? IT'S LIKE, OKAY, JUST GO IN NORMALLY 319 00:24:57,585 --> 00:25:00,721 LIKE, MELISSA, JUST OPEN THE DOOR OR DO YOU HAVE TO GO, LIKE, 320 00:25:00,721 --> 00:25:05,659 "WELL, HERE'S THE WAY I -- IF I WAS BEING FUNNY, I COULD OPEN THE DOOR." 321 00:25:05,659 --> 00:25:11,332 THERE'S A SCENE IN THE MOVIE, IT OPENS THE MOVIE. I HAVE A DOG IN A BABY BJORN 322 00:25:11,332 --> 00:25:13,067 WHICH IS LIKE TWO SECONDS BEFORE WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOOT, AND I WAS LIKE, "CAN WE GET 323 00:25:13,067 --> 00:25:18,439 A BABY BJORN CAN I PUT THE DOG IN?" BEN'S LIKE, DON'T PUT THE DOG 324 00:25:18,439 --> 00:25:23,144 IN THE BABY BJORN. IT WILL NEVER MATCH. THE DOG'S WANT TO GET OUT. 325 00:25:23,144 --> 00:25:24,812 WE'RE GONNA BE HERE FOR SIX HOURS. Jimmy: WE'RE ALREADY OVER 326 00:25:24,812 --> 00:25:28,282 BUDGET NOW HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, NO BABY BJORN. 327 00:25:28,282 --> 00:25:31,652 WE DON'T HAVE ONE. WE HAVE TO START SHOOTING. I'M LIKE, "YOU GOT IT. 328 00:25:31,652 --> 00:25:39,960 HE SAID LITERALLY, IT'S LIKE I SPUN AROUND, AND ON THE WAY BACK, I HAD A BABY BJORN ON. 329 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,562 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE GOES, "I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT IT, BUT I FOUND A BABY 330 00:25:41,562 --> 00:25:43,364 BJORN, I PUT THE DOG IN IT AND THE DOG LITERALLY WAS LIKE, 'I'M NEVER GOING TO WALK WITH 331 00:25:43,364 --> 00:25:45,766 MY OWN LEGS AGAIN.'" Jimmy: THIS IS PARADISE THAT DOG LOVED IT 332 00:25:45,766 --> 00:25:49,603 IT'S SO FUNNY, MAN EVERYONE'S GOT TO WATCH IT AND YOUR CHARACTER ALSO ENJOYS 333 00:25:49,603 --> 00:25:56,911 SINGING THE SONG "ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME." BARE NAKED LADIES. 334 00:25:56,911 --> 00:26:03,350 HOW DID YOU LAND ON THAT JAM YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A GREAT -- I LOVE THAT SONG. 335 00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:05,753 IT'S ALSO A SONG THAT, LIKE, EVERYBODY THINKS THEY KNOW BUT IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO 336 00:26:05,753 --> 00:26:09,757 SING Jimmy: I HAVE THE LYRICS ON MY CARDS HERE, AND I SENT IT TO 337 00:26:09,757 --> 00:26:16,163 YOU THROUGH ZOOM, IF YOU CAN SEE YOUR TELEPROMPTER. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN IF WE 338 00:26:16,163 --> 00:26:20,735 COULD BOTH TRY TO SEE HOW LONG WE CAN GO WITHOUT MESSING UP "ONE WEEK," BY BARE NAKED 339 00:26:20,735 --> 00:26:25,973 LADIES ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. READY? 340 00:26:25,973 --> 00:26:30,911 OKAY. Jimmy: 1, 2, 3. * IT'S BEEN ONE WEE 341 00:26:30,911 --> 00:26:34,281 SINCE YO LOOKED AT ME COCKE YOUR HEAD TO * 342 00:26:34,281 --> 00:26:36,250 * THE SIDE AND SAID I'M ANGRY FIVE DAYS SINCE YOU 343 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,786 LAUGHED AT ME AND * * SAID COME BAC AND SEE ME 344 00:26:38,786 --> 00:26:41,088 THREE DAYS SINCE THE LIVING * * ROOM I REALIZED 345 00:26:41,088 --> 00:26:46,527 IT'S ALL M FAULT BUT COULDN'T TELL YOU * 346 00:26:46,527 --> 00:27:03,811 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER * * 347 00:27:03,811 --> 00:27:05,479 Jimmy: YEAH, WE'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE COME ON. 348 00:27:05,479 --> 00:27:07,882 I HOPE THE SMOKING MAN IS IN THIS ONE I REMEMBER THAT LINE 349 00:27:07,882 --> 00:27:10,551 OH, MY GOSH. THAT IS FUN. SPEAKING OF FUN, SEGUE, I WANT 350 00:27:10,551 --> 00:27:15,956 TO SHOW A CLIP HERE'S MELISSA McCARTHY IN "SUPERINTELLIGENCE." 351 00:27:15,956 --> 00:27:20,761 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. LISTEN, I HAVE AN AI IN MY PHONE. 352 00:27:20,761 --> 00:27:26,233 YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE THAT HOPE FLOATS OKAY, CAROL, HOW DID YOU GET IN 353 00:27:26,233 --> 00:27:29,303 HERE BECAUSE THE AI, IT IS IN MY PHONE. 354 00:27:29,303 --> 00:27:34,575 BYPASSED ALL OF YOUR SECURITY DOORS. I'M GOING TO BACK YOU UP 355 00:27:34,575 --> 00:27:39,447 THOUGH, BECAUSE THERE'S A CRAZY IN YOUR EYE, LITTLE BIT, THERE'S GOOD 356 00:27:39,447 --> 00:27:42,183 YOU DO NOT HAVE AN AI IN YOUR PHONE, OKAY? IT'S PROBABLY JUST A PRANK OR 357 00:27:42,183 --> 00:27:45,352 SCAM I KEEP TELLING YOU NOT TO GIVE YOUR INFORMATION AWAY. 358 00:27:45,352 --> 00:27:49,857 REMEMBER YOU DONATED TO THAT PRINCE, IT'S AN EDDIE MURPHY COUNTRY. 359 00:27:49,857 --> 00:27:52,259 YOU COULD BE GETTING CATFISHED I AM NOT GETTING CATFISHED, BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO 360 00:27:52,259 --> 00:27:56,197 IT IT'S BEEN TALKING TO ME. OKAY, ALL RIGHT 361 00:27:56,197 --> 00:27:58,799 OKAY IT'S BEEN COMING THROUGH MY RICE COOKER. 362 00:27:58,799 --> 00:28:12,480 DID YOU GO ON THE DARK WEB? EMILY, I'M NOT DISCUSSING THIS WITH YOU. 363 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,215 Jimmy: MELISSA McCARTHY, "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" IS AVAILABLE ON HBO MAX TOMORROW. 364 00:28:14,215 --> 00:28:18,052 THE ORIGINAL CAST OF "SAVED BY THE BELL" JOINS US NEXT. MELISSA, THANK YOU SO MUCH 365 00:28:18,052 --> 00:28:36,937 * Jimmy: YOU GOT TO KNOW MY NEXT GUESTS OVER 30 YEARS AGO 366 00:28:36,937 --> 00:28:41,208 WHEN "SAVED BY THE BELL" FIRST PREMIERED. GOSH, HAS IT BEEN 30 YEARS 367 00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:45,346 NOW THEY'RE STARRING IN AND PRODUCING A REIMAGINING OF THE ORIGINAL 368 00:28:45,346 --> 00:28:50,484 THE ENTIRE NEW SEASON OF "SAVED BY THE BELL" IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK ON PEACOCK 369 00:28:50,484 --> 00:28:53,888 HERE'S THE ORIGINAL CAST OF "SAVED BY THE BELL" -- MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR, ELIZABETH 370 00:28:53,888 --> 00:29:00,661 BERKLEY LAUREN, MARIO LOPEZ, AND TIFFANI THIESSEN YES, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU 371 00:29:00,661 --> 00:29:04,799 GUYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. HI. 372 00:29:04,799 --> 00:29:08,536 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. YOU ALL LOOK GREAT THANK YOU SO MUCH. 373 00:29:08,536 --> 00:29:12,039 WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. OUR SHOWS HAVE A LOT OF HISTORY TOGETHER 374 00:29:12,039 --> 00:29:18,345 WHEN I FIRST STARTED LATE NIGHT IN 2009, I TRIED TO GET YOU GUYS TOGETHER FOR A REUNION. 375 00:29:18,345 --> 00:29:24,685 THEN FIVE YEARS AGO, IT FINALLY HAPPENED OH, MY GOD. 376 00:29:24,685 --> 00:29:30,291 I WAS SO PREGNANT. Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT WE PUT THAT IN THE SCRIPT. 377 00:29:30,291 --> 00:29:32,793 THAT'S RIGHT DID THIS START THE SEED, OR IT STARTED KIND OF BEFORE THIS. 378 00:29:32,793 --> 00:29:34,495 BUT DID IT START THE SEED OF TRYING TO SEE WHAT THE NEW REIMAGINING OF THE SHOW WOULD 379 00:29:34,495 --> 00:29:38,899 BE I THINK ALL OF US GETTING DROPPED BACK INTO THAT ICONIC 380 00:29:38,899 --> 00:29:47,375 HALLWAY WITH THE RED LOCKERS, IN THAT GARB AGAIN, AND WITH YOU, IT WAS KIND OF EPIC 381 00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:48,976 AND IT KIND OF SPARKED INTEREST, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE REBOOTS WERE KIND OF COMING 382 00:29:48,976 --> 00:29:56,183 BACK BUT SOMETHING ABOUT IT WAS KIND OF MAGICAL WITH YOU. 383 00:29:56,183 --> 00:29:59,086 AND I THINK WE ALL WERE KIND OF THINKING, IF IT CAN BE DONE RIGHT. 384 00:29:59,086 --> 00:30:06,060 WE WANT TO DO IT JUSTICE BUT IF IT CAN BE DONE RIGHT, THEN WE MAY ALL BE IN. 385 00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:08,029 Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO REVISIT SOME CLASSIC SCENES, AND JUST HEAR WHAT YOU 386 00:30:08,029 --> 00:30:14,435 GUYS THINK OF THESE. IF YOU DON'T MIND, JUST A COUPLE OF OUR FAVORITES. 387 00:30:14,435 --> 00:30:17,838 THIS IS YOUR LIFE I'M EXCITED Jimmy: FIRST UP -- THE A.C. 388 00:30:17,838 --> 00:30:29,617 SLATER/ZACK MORRIS FIGHT DUDE, THIS IS A BIG DEAL I'M REALLY PROUD OF THIS 389 00:30:29,617 --> 00:30:31,719 FIGHT. I'LL TELL YOU WHY. NOT ONLY WAS A CHOREOGRAPHING 390 00:30:31,719 --> 00:30:42,530 THIS FIGHT SCENE HERE, BUT PEOPLE SPLIT SCREEN IT WITH THE ROCKY 4 BALBOA/DRAGO FIGHT 391 00:30:42,530 --> 00:30:50,171 Jimmy: IT HOLDS UP. THAT FIGHT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN OUR TIME NOW 392 00:30:50,171 --> 00:30:54,008 TWO KIDS ON OUR SET, WE WOULD HAVE STUNT DOUBLES, A STUNT COORDINATOR. 393 00:30:54,008 --> 00:30:57,411 PADDING PADDING, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN CUTS. 394 00:30:57,411 --> 00:31:00,881 THAT WAS LEGIT GOOD POINT. WE PUSHED EACH OTHER, FOUGHT 395 00:31:00,881 --> 00:31:05,586 EACH OTHER IT WAS THE REAL DEAL Jimmy: IT WAS WELL DONE 396 00:31:05,586 --> 00:31:09,523 THERE WERE TEENAGE HORMONES HAPPENING. Jimmy: IT WAS KIND OF 397 00:31:09,523 --> 00:31:12,793 INSANE OH, MY GOD. YOU GUYS 398 00:31:12,793 --> 00:31:15,863 Jimmy: RIGHT? MY NEXT CLIP, THIS IS PROM IT WAS KELLY AND ZACK'S FIRST 399 00:31:15,863 --> 00:31:23,237 KISS TIFFANI AND MARK-PAUL, DO YOU REMEMBER SHOOTING THIS 400 00:31:23,237 --> 00:31:28,209 WERE YOU NERVOUS YOU WERE KIDS. TOTALLY 401 00:31:28,209 --> 00:31:33,247 I COMPLETELY REMEMBER. I REMEMBER THAT SWEATSHIRT, IT BECAME SUCH A BIG DEAL 402 00:31:33,247 --> 00:31:35,983 MARK-PAUL, WERE YOU NERVOUS? I DIDN'T HAVE A RESUME OF PEOPLE I HAD KISSED UP UNTIL 403 00:31:35,983 --> 00:31:43,424 THAT POINT SO ONE OF MY VERY FIRST KISSES WAS ON MISS BLISS WITH STEVIE 404 00:31:43,424 --> 00:31:54,135 THE ROCK STAR. SO YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN, LIKE, MY SECOND KISS 405 00:31:54,135 --> 00:31:56,137 SO I WAS PROBABLY NERVOUS. YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT, AND THAT YOU 406 00:31:56,137 --> 00:32:03,644 ARE NOT BEING OFFENSIVE WITH YOUR BREATH OR SOME OTHER THINGS THAT MIGHT POP UP 407 00:32:03,644 --> 00:32:07,481 YOU WERE A TOTAL GENTLEMAN. YOU STILL ARE. YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN 408 00:32:07,481 --> 00:32:26,467 ALWAYS. I MADE SURE I WAS WEARING TWO-PLY UNDERWEAR AT THAT -- 409 00:32:27,101 --> 00:32:28,669 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. TMI, TMI 410 00:32:28,669 --> 00:32:30,204 THIS LAST ONE, WE HAVE TO END WITH THE ALL-TIME CLASSIC, ELIZABETH. 411 00:32:30,204 --> 00:32:32,840 DAVE, CAN WE ROLL THE CLIP OH, NO. I'M SO EXCITED! 412 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:36,010 I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO SCARED. 413 00:32:36,010 --> 00:32:39,480 Jimmy: OH, NO SO SCARED. ELIZABETH. 414 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,883 JESSIE SPANO. I KNOW, JESSIE SPANO. DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT THIS 415 00:32:42,883 --> 00:32:48,022 MOMENT WOULD BE ONE OF THE MOST BELOVED SCENES IN TELEVISION HISTORY? 416 00:32:48,022 --> 00:32:52,159 NO. I MEAN, WE HAD NO IDEA, RIGHT, MARK-PAUL? 417 00:32:52,159 --> 00:32:54,128 I REMEMBER WE DID A COUPLE OF TAKES, AND IT WAS GOOD THEN THEY TOLD US THEY GOT IT, 418 00:32:54,128 --> 00:33:00,935 NOW JUST LET IT RIP. AND WE DID LITTLE-KNOWN FACT, BUT THE 419 00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:07,074 CAFFEINE PILLS WERE RED HOTS YES, I REMEMBER THAT. SO WE WERE POPPING THOSE 420 00:33:07,074 --> 00:33:11,645 BETWEEN TAKES. OH, YEAH, SUGAR HIGH, AND, YEAH 421 00:33:11,645 --> 00:33:15,483 Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEW SHOW WHO CAN SET IT UP? 422 00:33:15,483 --> 00:33:18,953 SO, ESSENTIALLY, IT'S 30 YEARS LATER. WE'RE BACK AT BAYSIDE HIGH, 423 00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:25,159 WHICH TAKES PLACE IN THIS FICTITIOUS TOWN IN CALIFORNIA. ZACK IS THE GOVERNOR OF 424 00:33:25,159 --> 00:33:33,100 CALIFORNIA, STILL MARRIED TO KELLY, WHO IS OBVIOUSLY THE FIRST LADY 425 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:37,304 JESSIE IS NOW A GUIDANCE COUNSELOR AT THE SCHOOL. I'M AN ATHLETIC DIRECTOR, AND 426 00:33:37,304 --> 00:33:41,809 THOSE ARE ESSENTIALLY OUR ROLES. WE COME ACROSS A NEW GROUP OF 427 00:33:41,809 --> 00:33:43,544 KIDS, SOME OF WHICH HAVE BEEN BUSSED IN, NOW, THIS NEW PROGRAM THAT'S BEEN IMPLEMENTED 428 00:33:43,544 --> 00:33:55,322 BY THE STATE, BY YOURS TRULY OVER THERE AND NOW IT INTRODUCES THESE NEW 429 00:33:55,322 --> 00:34:02,563 DYNAMICS WE'VE NEVER SEEN AT BAYSIDE, WITH CLASS WARFARE. PRIVILEGE 430 00:34:02,563 --> 00:34:07,935 ISSUES THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN DISCUSSED BECAUSE WE'RE NO LONGER ON SATURDAY MORNING 431 00:34:07,935 --> 00:34:12,073 Jimmy: ALSO, THERE MAY BE SOME PRETTY SPECIAL CAMEOS FROM A FEW FACES ALONG THE WAY. 432 00:34:12,073 --> 00:34:16,444 I'M NOT GOING TO SPOIL ANYTHING, BUT THAT'S WHAT THIS WEEKEND IS FOR 433 00:34:16,444 --> 00:34:19,947 YOU HAVE TO BINGE THIS, GO ON PEACOCK AND WATCH. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 434 00:34:19,947 --> 00:34:21,749 HERE'S MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR, ELIZABETH BERKLEY LAUREN, MARIO LOPEZ, AND TIFFANI THIESSEN IN 435 00:34:21,749 --> 00:34:39,100 "SAVED BY THE BELL." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. SO GREAT TO BE BACK, HUH? 436 00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:40,835 I HAVE SO MANY FOND MEMORIES OF THIS PLACE. THIS IS WHERE I WAS CROWNED 437 00:34:40,835 --> 00:34:42,570 HOMECOMING QUEEN AND WHERE CASEY KASEM KEPT HOSTING THOSE NATIONALLY 438 00:34:42,570 --> 00:34:44,105 TELEVISED DANCE CONTESTS FOR SOME REASON. GUYS, WE CAN TALK ABOUT OLD 439 00:34:44,105 --> 00:34:45,873 TIMES ALL DAY. BUT I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT IS NEW 440 00:34:45,873 --> 00:34:49,343 COME ON, GOVERNOR PREPPY TELL ME ABOUT WHAT IT'S LIKE GOVERNING CALIFORNIA 441 00:34:49,343 --> 00:34:50,878 WELL, I MET WITH A SEISMOLOGIST WHO SAID OUR NEXT EARTHQUAKE WILL BE AN 442 00:34:50,878 --> 00:35:04,225 EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT EVERYONE WHO SURVIVES WILL WISH THEY HAD DIED. 443 00:35:04,225 --> 00:35:09,363 HEY, REMEMBER WHEN WE DRESSED SCREECH UP AS AN ALIEN TOTALLY 444 00:35:09,363 --> 00:35:12,433 Jimmy: THE ORIGINAL CAST OF "SAVED BY THE BELL," EVERYBODY THE ENTIRE NEW SEASON IS 445 00:35:12,433 --> 00:35:16,804 AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON PEACOCK WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A VERY SPECIAL PERFORMANCE FROM SHERYL 446 00:35:16,804 --> 00:35:25,546 CROW STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. THANKS, GUYS 447 00:35:25,546 --> 00:35:41,529 THANKS FOR HAVING US. * Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS BOX SET, 448 00:35:41,529 --> 00:35:44,098 RIGHT HERE THIS THING IS AWESOME. PERFORMING "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW 449 00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:50,137 IT FEELS" FROM TOM PETTY'S "WILDFLOWERS AND ALL THE REST," HERE IS SHERYL CROW. 450 00:35:50,137 --> 00:35:51,772 "WILDFLOWERS AND ALL THE REST," HERE IS SHERYL CROW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 451 00:35:53,374 --> 00:36:08,856 ONE, TWO, READY, GO * 452 00:36:08,856 --> 00:36:12,293 * * LET ME RUN WITH YOU TONIGH 453 00:36:12,293 --> 00:36:23,604 I'LL TAKE YOU ON A MOONLIGHT RIDE * * THERE'S SOMEONE 454 00:36:23,604 --> 00:36:35,850 I USED TO SE BUT THEY DON'T GIVE DAMN FOR ME * 455 00:36:35,850 --> 00:36:41,956 * BUT LET ME GE TO THE POINT LET'S ROLL ANOTHER JOINT 456 00:36:41,956 --> 00:36:50,598 AND TURN THE RADIO LOUD * * I'M TOO ALONE TO BE PROUD YOU DON'T KNOW 457 00:36:50,598 --> 00:37:07,882 HOW IT FEELS YOU DON'T KNOW * * HOW IT FEELS TO BE ME 458 00:37:07,882 --> 00:37:13,788 PEOPLE COME PEOPLE G SOME GROW YOUN SOME GROW COLD * 459 00:37:13,788 --> 00:37:37,178 * I WOKE UP IN BETWEE A MEMORY AND A DREAM SO LET'S GET TO THE POIN 460 00:37:37,178 --> 00:37:43,517 LET'S ROLL ANOTHER JOINT * * LET'S HEAD ON DOWN THE ROA 461 00:37:43,517 --> 00:37:48,756 THERE'S SOMEWHER I GOTTA GO * * AND YOU DON'T KNO 462 00:37:48,756 --> 00:37:59,633 HOW IT FEELS YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE ME * 463 00:37:59,633 --> 00:38:28,429 HOW IT FEELS TO BE ME * * * 464 00:38:31,565 --> 00:38:33,267 * 465 00:38:33,267 --> 00:38:36,971 * MY OLD MAN WA BORN TO ROCK HE'S STILL TRYIN' TO 466 00:38:36,971 --> 00:38:49,984 BEAT THE CLOCK * * THINK OF ME WHAT YOU WILL I'VE GOT A LITTL 467 00:38:49,984 --> 00:39:05,299 SPACE TO FIL SO LET'S GET TO THE POINT * * LET'S ROLL ANOTHER JOIN 468 00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:10,304 LET'S HEAD O DOWN THE ROA THERE'S SOMEWHERE * 469 00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:15,342 * I GOTTA G AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS 470 00:39:15,342 --> 00:39:20,147 YOU DON'T KNOW * * HOW IT FEEL NO YOU DON'T KNO 471 00:39:20,147 --> 00:39:30,424 HOW IT FEELS TO BE M YOU DON'T KNOW * * HOW IT FEEL 472 00:39:30,424 --> 00:39:35,129 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS NO YOU DON'T KNOW * 473 00:39:35,129 --> 00:39:53,614 * HOW IT FEEL TO BE ME * * 474 00:39:53,614 --> 00:40:24,211 * * * 475 00:40:24,211 --> 00:40:28,716 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING 476 00:40:28,716 --> 00:40:30,785 STAY SAFE OUT THERE. WEAR A MASK. WASH YOUR HANDS. 477 00:40:30,785 --> 00:40:34,622 DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.