1 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:26,514 Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF 2 00:00:26,514 --> 00:00:32,386 NEW YORK CITY IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY FALLON. TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 3 00:00:32,386 --> 00:00:35,589 GUESTS - EMMA STONE BEN FALCONE, 4 00:00:35,589 --> 00:00:39,093 MUSICAL GUEST JOSH GROBAN, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:39,093 --> 00:00:42,897 ROOTS CREW AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:43,631 --> 00:00:44,165 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 7 00:00:44,165 --> 00:01:01,449 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:01,449 --> 00:01:03,584 Jimmy: WELCOME EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 9 00:01:03,584 --> 00:01:08,456 THANK YOU SO MUCH. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND SOME 10 00:01:08,456 --> 00:01:10,725 JOKES HERE WELL, GUYS, THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN'S EFFORTS TO FLIP THE 11 00:01:10,725 --> 00:01:14,795 ELECTION IN COURT ARE NOT GOING WELL OUT OF MORE THAN 30 LAWSUITS, 12 00:01:14,795 --> 00:01:19,400 AT LEAST 24 HAVE ALREADY BEEN DISMISSED. AND THIS WEEKEND EVEN 13 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,835 AND THIS WEEKEND EVEN CHRIS CHRISTIE JUMPED SHIP LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAID 14 00:01:21,569 --> 00:01:22,470 IF YOU'VE GOT THE EVIDENCE 15 00:01:22,470 --> 00:01:26,974 OF FRAUD, PRESENT IT AND WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE IS, QUITE FRANKLY, THE -- THE 16 00:01:26,974 --> 00:01:32,146 PRESIDENT'S LEGAL TEAM HAS BEEN A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT Jimmy: YUP, CHRIS CHRISTIE 17 00:01:32,146 --> 00:01:37,184 CALLED TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM "A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT." MEANWHILE, PEOPLE IN FOREIGN 18 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:41,922 COUNTRIES ARE LIKE, "ACTUALLY IT'S EMBARRASSING HERE TOO." [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:41,922 --> 00:01:44,025 WHEN TRUMP HEARD WHAT CHRISTIE SAID HE WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT 20 00:01:44,025 --> 00:01:47,228 EVER SINCE I GAVE YOU COVID YOU'VE BEEN A REAL PAIN IN THE BUTT." 21 00:01:47,228 --> 00:01:52,133 [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE TRUMP'S NOT HAPPY WITH HIS LEGAL TEAM. 22 00:01:52,133 --> 00:01:56,337 HE JUST REMOVED ONE LAWYER WHO WAS SPREADING SOME PRETTY CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIES. 23 00:01:56,337 --> 00:01:56,637 WAS SPREADING SOME PRETTY CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIES. WATCH THIS 24 00:01:57,371 --> 00:01:59,407 THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN'S TRYING TO DISTANCE ITSELF FROM 25 00:01:59,407 --> 00:02:03,177 CONTROVERSIAL ATTORNEY SIDNEY POWELL. POWELL IS AMONG THOSE PUSHING 26 00:02:03,177 --> 00:02:09,617 A CONVOLUTED CONSPIRACY THEORY CLAIMING AN INTERNATIONAL PLOT INVOLVING IN PART A DEAD 27 00:02:09,617 --> 00:02:14,288 DICTATOR, LED TO STOLEN VOTES. Jimmy: YEAH SHE GOT KICKED OFF TRUMP'S 28 00:02:14,288 --> 00:02:18,559 LEGAL TEAM FOR BEING TOO CRAZY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S LIKE GETTING KICKED OFF 29 00:02:18,559 --> 00:02:22,129 OF "REAL HOUSEWIVES" FOR BEING TOO CRAZY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:22,129 --> 00:02:24,632 SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW HOW NUTS YOU HAVE TO BE WHEN RUDY GUILIANI'S HEAD STARTS 31 00:02:24,632 --> 00:02:29,370 LEAKING AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GETS FIRED [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:29,370 --> 00:02:32,173 FOR ANYONE ASKING WHAT'S MORE EMBARRASSING THAN BEING ON THE TRUMP LEGAL TEAM, THE ANSWER IS 33 00:02:32,173 --> 00:02:36,110 GETTING FIRED FROM THE TRUMP LEGAL TEAM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:39,580 IT'S NOT EASY TO FIRE A CONSPIRACY THEORIST EITHER YOU SAY WE HAVE TO LET YOU GO, 35 00:02:39,580 --> 00:02:42,683 THEY'RE LIKE, "RIGHT I GET IT [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:42,683 --> 00:02:48,823 I'LL JUST -- I'LL JUST GO, THEN [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:02:48,823 --> 00:02:53,260 I'LL CLEAN OUT MY OFFICE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 38 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:58,432 SIDNEY POWELL IS OUT AFTER SHE SAID THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN BY VENEZUELAN DICTATOR HUGO CHAVEZ 39 00:02:58,432 --> 00:03:08,542 WHO DIED SEVEN YEARS AGO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YUP, HER CONSPIRACY THEORIES 40 00:03:08,542 --> 00:03:10,511 WERE TOO MUCH EVEN FOR TRUMP WELL, TODAY SHE WROTE A FAREWELL E-MAIL. 41 00:03:10,511 --> 00:03:12,880 IT SAID, "MY FELLOW TRUMP LAWYERS, WELL, IT FINALLY HAPPENED 42 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,449 THE ILLUMINATI GOT ME FIRED. LUCKILY, YOU'LL STILL FIND THE CULPRITS WHO HACKED THE 43 00:03:15,449 --> 00:03:20,988 ELECTION HUGO CHAVEZ, CHARLES BARKLEY AND FLO THE PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE LADY 44 00:03:20,988 --> 00:03:24,492 THEY'RE IN A BUNKER NINE MILES BELOW BEFORE THE TIMES SQUARE BUBBA GUMP's SHRIMP. 45 00:03:24,492 --> 00:03:28,562 THE PASSWORD TO ENTER IS 'ELVIS IS ALIVE AND HE LIVES AT AREA 51.' 46 00:03:28,562 --> 00:03:32,867 HAIL ZOLTAR, SIDNEY. P.S. JETS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR. 47 00:03:32,867 --> 00:03:38,739 [ APPLAUSE ] MEANWHILE, I SAW THAT TODAY FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP 48 00:03:38,739 --> 00:03:43,377 RECEIVED THE WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS TREE HERE'S A PHOTO 49 00:03:43,377 --> 00:03:45,513 THE BIG, WARM SMILE. MELANIA ACCEPTED THE TREE AND SAID - 50 00:03:46,847 --> 00:03:53,554 WHO GIVES A [ BLEEP ] ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS STUFF? Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 51 00:03:53,554 --> 00:03:55,389 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, SIDNEY POWELL WAS LIKE, "DON'T LET THAT TREE 52 00:03:55,389 --> 00:03:58,225 INSIDE IT'S A VENEZUELAN TRANSMITTER. SPEAKING OF THE HOLIDAYS, 53 00:03:58,225 --> 00:04:00,061 THANKSGIVING IS ALMOST HERE AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TRAVELING BELIEVE IT OR NOT DESPITE THE 54 00:04:00,061 --> 00:04:04,432 BELIEVE IT OR NOT DESPITE THE RISKS. WATCH THIS 55 00:04:05,132 --> 00:04:06,600 ON THURSDAY, THE CDC 56 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:10,838 RECOMMENDED AGAINST TRAVELING AND GATHERING FOR THANKSGIVING ACCORDING TO TSA OVER THE 57 00:04:10,838 --> 00:04:14,608 PAST THREE DAYS MORE THAN THREE MILLION PEOPLE PACKED THE NATION'S AIRPORTS, IGNORING THE 58 00:04:14,608 --> 00:04:19,213 CDC'S ADVICE Jimmy: WHAT ARE PEOPLE DOING? 59 00:04:19,213 --> 00:04:22,149 3 MILLION AMERICANS ARE GOING TO SHOW UP FOR THANKSGIVING LIKE, "I BROUGHT SOME YAMS OR 60 00:04:22,149 --> 00:04:25,386 MAYBE THE PLAGUE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRAVEL THIS 61 00:04:25,386 --> 00:04:29,090 WEEK AT LEAST DO THE DECENT THING BY SEALING YOURSELF IN A A BOX AND LETTING FEDEX SHIP 62 00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:32,493 YOU HOME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CAN'T BE COMFORTING WHEN YOU'RE 63 00:04:32,493 --> 00:04:36,297 AT A CROWDED AIRPORT WATCHING CNN TALK ABOUT HOW DUMB IT IS TO BE AT AN AIRPORT. 64 00:04:36,297 --> 00:04:39,500 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN EVEN AIRPORT SUSHI THINKS YOU'RE 65 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:45,906 DISGUSTING [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S NOT ALL, THE CDC IS 66 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:49,577 ALSO WARNING AGAINST TRAVELING ON CRUISE SHIPS. THEY JUST RAISED THE RISK LEVEL 67 00:04:49,577 --> 00:04:54,181 TO LEVEL FOUR WHICH IS AS HIGH AS IT GOES TO PUT THAT INTO PERSPECTIVE, 68 00:04:54,181 --> 00:04:58,519 AFTER IT HIT THE ICEBERG, THE TITANIC WAS AT LEVEL THREE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 69 00:04:58,519 --> 00:05:02,056 EVEN PEOPLE WHO FLEW THIS WEEKEND ARE LIKE, "THOSE CRUISE GUYS ARE IDIOTS. 70 00:05:02,056 --> 00:05:05,826 [ LAUGHTER ] AND INTERESTING -- A RECENT POLL FOUND THAT NEARLY 60% OF 71 00:05:05,826 --> 00:05:10,097 AMERICANS WOULD GET A CORONAVIRUS VACCINE. THAT'S PRETTY INTERESTING POLL 72 00:05:10,097 --> 00:05:14,201 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 60% SAID, "I WOULD GET THE VACCINE. 73 00:05:14,201 --> 00:05:19,373 30% SAID, "I WOULD NOT GET THE VACCINE. 10% SAID, "WAIT, WHY NOT 74 00:05:19,373 --> 00:05:22,610 IT PREVENTS YOU FROM GETTING THE CORONAVIRUS. 40% SAID, "I DON'T KNOW. 75 00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:27,481 JUST MAKES ME NERVOUS I GUESS. 15% SAID, "MORE NERVOUS THAN GETTING THE 'RONA? 76 00:05:27,481 --> 00:05:30,284 I'D GET A THOUSAND SHOTS IF I COULD. 82% SAID, "IT LOOKS LIKE YOU 77 00:05:30,284 --> 00:05:33,654 ALREADY DID A THOUSAND SHOTS THE VODKA ON THE FRIDGE IS HALF EMPTY. 78 00:05:33,654 --> 00:05:37,458 40% SAID "OH, DON'T EVEN START, JODIE. I AM ALLOWED TO HAVE A LITTLE 79 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:40,528 TITO'S AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK." 73% SAID "WORK 80 00:05:40,528 --> 00:05:44,665 YOU CALL THAT WORK CARL, YOU SELL YOUR OLD BEANIE BABIES ON EBAY 81 00:05:44,665 --> 00:05:49,403 YOU MADE 40 BUCKS SINCE MARCH. GET OVER YOURSELF. 24% SAID, "WHY AM I THE VILLAIN 82 00:05:49,403 --> 00:05:52,239 HERE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WENT TO AN APPLE BUTTER FESTIVAL WITHOUT 83 00:05:52,239 --> 00:05:56,110 A MASK AND STILL WON'T GET A A VACCINE. 80% SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT 84 00:05:56,110 --> 00:06:00,047 FINE I'LL GET A VACCINE BUT ONLY IF IT MAKES ME IMMUNE TO YOUR BS. 85 00:06:00,047 --> 00:06:03,584 40% SAID, "YOU'RE THE REASON I NEED THE TITO'S JODIE. NOT MY JOB 86 00:06:03,584 --> 00:06:08,489 YOU. FINALLY, 40% SAID, "I AM UNDECIDED ABOUT THE VACCINE. 87 00:06:08,489 --> 00:06:12,360 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT OF COURSE THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF OUR SEGMENT, 88 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:18,532 "INTERESTING POLLS." * HEY, THIS IS NICE HERE 89 00:06:18,532 --> 00:06:20,501 30 ROCK, THE SKATING RINK IS NOW OPEN, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO WEAR A MASK AND YOUR TIME ON 90 00:06:20,501 --> 00:06:26,674 THE ICE IS LIMITED TO 50 MINUTES THERE AREN'T A LOT OF TOURISTS 91 00:06:26,674 --> 00:06:29,610 IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW THIS MORNING IT WAS JUST A HOT DOG GUY AND CABBIE DOING A 92 00:06:29,610 --> 00:06:35,616 A THREE MINUTE PARIS PROGRAM TO "ENDLESS LOVE. [ LAUGHTER ] 93 00:06:35,616 --> 00:06:38,819 YUP, THIS RAISES AN INTERESTING QUESTION IF THE RINK IS OPEN BUT NO ONE IS THERE TO REALLY 94 00:06:38,819 --> 00:06:42,189 WATCH TOURISTS FALL DOWN IS IT REALLY OPEN? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 95 00:06:42,189 --> 00:06:45,960 HERE SOME BUSINESS NEWS. I SAW THAT GUITAR CENTER JUST FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY 96 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,896 TODAY GUITAR CENTER THANKED THEIR EMPLOYEES AND ALL THE LIARS WHO SAID THEY SPENT 97 00:06:48,896 --> 00:06:51,132 QUARANTINE LEARNING A NEW INSTRUMENT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 98 00:06:51,132 --> 00:06:53,534 THIS IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY BIG DEAL 'CAUSE NOW IF BROOKSTONE CLOSES WE'RE GOING TO BE OUT OF 99 00:06:53,534 --> 00:06:56,303 PLACES WHERE YOU CAN KILL 45 MINUTES WITHOUT BUYING ANYTHING 100 00:06:56,303 --> 00:06:59,840 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HERE'S A LOCAL STORY OVER THE WEEKEND THE POLICE 101 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:03,210 BUSTED A BIG GATHERING IN QUEENS CHECK OUT WHAT IT WAS. 102 00:07:03,711 --> 00:07:06,747 IN QUEENS, POLICE BROKE UP A PRIVATE SWINGERS PARTY OFFICERS RESPONDED TO THE CLUB 103 00:07:06,747 --> 00:07:12,753 CALIGULA ON 20th AVENUE IN ASTORIA SHORTLY AFTER MIDNIGHT YESTERDAY. 104 00:07:12,753 --> 00:07:16,791 AT LEAST 80 PEOPLE WERE INSIDE THE CLUB [ LAUGHTER ] 105 00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:18,592 Jimmy: NOW WE KNOW WHAT "KING OF QUEENS" WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF IT AIRED ON 106 00:07:18,592 --> 00:07:22,430 CINEMAX. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A CRAZY SCENE 107 00:07:22,430 --> 00:07:26,167 ONE OFFICER WALKED IN, AND YELL, "FREEZE! WHILE ANOTHER YELLED, "CHERYL? 108 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:32,373 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IN CANADA OFFICIALS HAD TO PUT UP ROAD 109 00:07:32,373 --> 00:07:39,080 SIGNS WARNING DRIVERS NOT TO LET THE MOOSE LICK THEIR CARS. THIS IS REAL 110 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:43,117 LOOK AT THIS IT WAS WEIRD FOR DRIVERS WHO ONLY SAW THE SECOND PART OF 111 00:07:43,117 --> 00:07:48,456 THAT MESSAGE, LIKE, "LICK MY CAR? OKAY." 112 00:07:48,456 --> 00:07:50,958 [ LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY IT'S BEEN A TOUGH TIME FOR THE MOOSE SINCE 113 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:53,627 OFFICIALS BROKE UP THEIR UNDERGROUND SWINGERS CLUB. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 114 00:07:53,627 --> 00:07:56,330 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS EVERYBODY! 115 00:08:08,376 --> 00:08:11,645 Jimmy: HEY EVERYONE IT IS MONDAY WE'RE SO EXCITED TO BE BACK. 116 00:08:11,645 --> 00:08:15,449 WE HAVE AN AMAZING WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD. MELISSA McCARTHY WILL BE HERE! 117 00:08:15,449 --> 00:08:21,155 [ APPLAUSE ] THE ORIGINAL CAST OF "SAVED BY THE BELL" WILL BE ON THE SHOW! 118 00:08:21,155 --> 00:08:24,091 [ APPLAUSE ] WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM SHERYL CROW 119 00:08:24,091 --> 00:08:29,263 [ APPLAUSE ] AND BE SURE TO STAY RIGHT HERE THURSDAY NIGHT AFTER THE GAME. 120 00:08:29,263 --> 00:08:31,932 WE HAVE A BIG THANKSGIVING SHOW JERRY SEINFELD WILL BE OUR 121 00:08:31,932 --> 00:08:34,201 GUEST! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE'LL TALK ABOUT HIS NEW BOOK AND WE 122 00:08:34,201 --> 00:08:41,475 GOT SOMETHING FUN PLANNED WITH HIM PLUS BAD BUNNY WILL BE HERE TO TALK, PERFORM, AND MORE 123 00:08:41,475 --> 00:08:45,780 SO TUNE IN THANKSGIVING NIGHT. SET YOUR DVRs. SET YOUR BETA MAX MACHINE. 124 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:50,551 SET YOUR TIVOS, YOUR DIVOS, EVERYTHING YOU GOT, MAN. SET IT ALL UP BECAUSE YOU'RE 125 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:55,156 NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS THIS WEEK ESPECIALLY. BUT FIRST, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 126 00:08:55,156 --> 00:09:00,494 FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE "THE CROODS: A NEW AGE." 127 00:09:00,494 --> 00:09:03,698 EMMA STONE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STONEY 128 00:09:03,698 --> 00:09:08,035 PLUS HE DIRECTED THE HBO MAX FILM "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" THE VERY FUNNY BEN FALCONE IS ON 129 00:09:08,035 --> 00:09:12,039 THE SHOW [ APPLAUSE ] AND WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM 130 00:09:12,039 --> 00:09:18,112 JOSH GROBAN! [ APPLAUSE ] ALSO WANT TO MENTION THIS 131 00:09:18,112 --> 00:09:23,150 WEEK'S "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAG WITH THANKSGIVING COMING UP AND PEOPLE GETTING SET UP TO MAKE 132 00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:28,222 THEIR BIG DINNER WE SENT OUT THE #COOKINGFAIL SO IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ALONG, 133 00:09:28,222 --> 00:09:32,827 JUST GO ON TWITTER AND TWEET OUT SOME WEIRD, FUNNY OR EMBARRASSING THING THAT 134 00:09:32,827 --> 00:09:36,464 HAPPENED TO YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IN THE KITCHEN. THEN USE THE #COOKINGFAIL AND 135 00:09:36,464 --> 00:09:40,935 WE'LL SHOW OUR FAVORITES ON THE SHOW WEDNESDAY NIGHT IT'LL BE FUN 136 00:09:40,935 --> 00:09:42,737 [ APPLAUSE ] YOU'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT ON YOUR THANKSGIVING 137 00:09:42,737 --> 00:09:45,106 ZOOM GUYS, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THE 138 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:49,310 HEADLINE COULD BE SO MUCH BETTER I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 139 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:50,311 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." 140 00:09:51,779 --> 00:09:56,317 * NEWS AND IMPROVED * 141 00:09:56,317 --> 00:09:59,520 Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT THIS FIRST PHOTO THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS 142 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:04,158 "TRUMP GREETS REPORTERS. THE HEADLINE COULD DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED BECAUSE IF YOU ONLY 143 00:10:04,158 --> 00:10:08,195 LOOK TO THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "DRUNK FRIEND SIGNALS 'ALL GOOD' FROM BACK OF 144 00:10:08,195 --> 00:10:15,469 COP CAR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT THIS NEXT PHOTO HERE 145 00:10:15,469 --> 00:10:17,304 THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS "GUILIANI GIVES PRESS CONFERENCE" BUT IF YOU ONLY 146 00:10:17,304 --> 00:10:20,374 LOOK AT THE PHOTO THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "JUST FOR MEN URGES CUSTOMERS TO FOLLOW THE 147 00:10:20,374 --> 00:10:30,718 ONE BOX A DAY RULE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HONESTLY, LOOKS LIKE SOY SAUCE 148 00:10:30,718 --> 00:10:33,154 Tariq: YEAH Jimmy: UP NEXT THIS HEADLINE SAYS "BIDEN NAMES FIRST CABINET 149 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:38,059 PICK." THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN TELLS GRIPPING STORY ABOUT 150 00:10:38,059 --> 00:10:42,596 RECENT PROSTATE EXAM." SEE HOW IT IS? [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:10:42,596 --> 00:10:47,068 THE HEADLINE -- THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "McCONNELL PROPOSES SHIFTING FUNDS. 152 00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:49,837 COME ON. THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "TURKEY GIVES CLOSING ARGUMENT 153 00:10:49,837 --> 00:10:58,713 ON WHY HE SHOULD BE SPARED THIS YEAR." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 154 00:10:58,713 --> 00:11:02,616 THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "MEDVEDEV WINS PARIS MASTERS." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN 155 00:11:02,616 --> 00:11:07,388 VOWS NEVER AGAIN TO GO ON AMAZON WHILE DRUNK." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 156 00:11:07,388 --> 00:11:12,460 "THE HECK IS IT? TIE RACK?" NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "IOWA 157 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:15,229 CELEBRATES AFTER WINNING TOUCHDOWN. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN 158 00:11:15,229 --> 00:11:19,400 "IOWA'S HAD THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES AND THEY'VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE. 159 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:27,141 [ APPLAUSE ] THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS "HARRIS BRIEFED ON ECONOMY." 160 00:11:27,141 --> 00:11:30,511 THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "WOMAN STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT FRIEND WHO WENT TO BATHROOM 161 00:11:30,511 --> 00:11:36,917 20 MINUTES AGO." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT HEADLINE WAS "NASA TEAMS 162 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:40,988 UP WITH SPACE-X. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "OLD NAVY ANNOUNCES NEW PANDEMIC 163 00:11:40,988 --> 00:11:46,861 CHIC LINE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "CHINESE 164 00:11:46,861 --> 00:11:52,166 DEMAND FOR CROPS INCREASES." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN AGAIN MISCALCULATES HOW MUCH 165 00:11:52,166 --> 00:12:01,842 PASTA TO PUT IN THE POT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "DID YOU EVER BUY THIS -- I BET 166 00:12:01,842 --> 00:12:04,945 YOU BOUGHT ONE Tariq: WHAT Jimmy: ONE OF THOSE -- THEY 167 00:12:04,945 --> 00:12:08,716 ALMOST LIKE A RULER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THAT HAVE HOLES IN IT AND YOU PUT THE 168 00:12:08,716 --> 00:12:12,953 PASTA IN THE HOLES TO MEASURE OUT HOW MUCH Questlove: YEAH I KNOW. 169 00:12:12,953 --> 00:12:15,156 Tariq: NO, NO Jimmy: HAVE YOU BOUGHT ONE? Tariq: NO 170 00:12:15,156 --> 00:12:17,124 Jimmy: I THINK QUESTLOVE HAVE Questlove: YEAH, I JUST TAKE 171 00:12:17,124 --> 00:12:21,629 A HANDFUL OF PASTA, SNAP IT IN HALF, AND GO FOR IT. Jimmy: WHY DO YOU SNAP IT IN 172 00:12:21,629 --> 00:12:24,131 HALF Questlove: I DON'T LIKE SUPER LONG NOODLES 173 00:12:24,131 --> 00:12:26,901 YOU KNOW Jimmy: YOU'RE IN THE WRONG GAME, DUDE 174 00:12:26,901 --> 00:12:31,639 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T DO LIKE "LADY AND THE TRAMP" STUFF 175 00:12:31,639 --> 00:12:36,243 Questlove: I MEAN, NO, NO, ESPECIALLY NOT DURING COVID. [ LAUGHTER ] 176 00:12:36,243 --> 00:12:39,647 Jimmy: I'M TALKING ABOUT WITH YOUR FAMILY, YOUR WIFE, MICHELLE 177 00:12:39,647 --> 00:12:42,550 Questlove: I MEAN, YEAH HEY, MAN, ANYBODY CAN GET -- [ LAUGHTER ] 178 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:46,654 NO, MAN. Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I EAT MY PASTA NOW 179 00:12:46,654 --> 00:12:50,691 Questlove: OH, YEAH Jimmy: MM-HMM ONE GIANT NOODLE IN A BOWL AND 180 00:12:50,691 --> 00:12:53,127 IT TAKES ME AND MY WIFE ABOUT THREE HOURS. YEAH 181 00:12:53,127 --> 00:12:57,531 [ LAUGHTER ] Questlove: DO YOU USE A A SPOON TO SWIRL YOUR PASTA 182 00:12:57,531 --> 00:13:00,601 AROUND THE FORK OR --? Jimmy: THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION 183 00:13:00,601 --> 00:13:06,240 CLEARLY, YOU DON'T 'CAUSE YOU HAVE TOO SHORT OF PASTA. BUT -- BUT I -- YEAH 184 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:09,577 I STARTED DOING IT AND KIND OF USED TO MAKE MY DAD MAD FOR SOME REASON. 185 00:13:09,577 --> 00:13:12,513 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU GETTING MAD? 186 00:13:12,513 --> 00:13:14,782 HE'S LIKE, "YOU KNOW, NO ONE DOES THAT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 187 00:13:14,782 --> 00:13:17,985 I GO, "I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT BUT I'M DOING IT." AND THEN MY MOM WAS LIKE, 188 00:13:17,985 --> 00:13:23,157 "JIMMY'S BEEN TO ITALY SO I THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY DO. [ LAUGHTER ] 189 00:13:23,157 --> 00:13:25,693 SO YEAH. IT THINK IT WAS THE FEELING OH, MR. BIG SHOT 190 00:13:25,693 --> 00:13:27,728 Tariq: SHOWOFF. Jimmy: "YOU GOING TO TEACH ME HOW TO EAT PASTA NOW MR. BIG 191 00:13:27,728 --> 00:13:34,335 SHOT GO GET ME A BEER [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:40,508 YEAH, I'M JUST KIDDING THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "POMPEO VISITS MIDDLE EAST." 193 00:13:40,508 --> 00:13:43,411 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "DAD BANNED SLEEPOVERS AFTER GETTING PRANKED AND GLUING HAND TO 194 00:13:43,411 --> 00:13:53,821 HEAD." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "REGINALD! 195 00:13:53,821 --> 00:13:56,023 Questlove: THAT'S YOUR KID'S NAME Jimmy: YEAH, REGINALD 196 00:13:56,023 --> 00:14:06,367 [ LAUGHTER ] "REGINALD! NO MORE SLEEPOVERS." 197 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:11,072 FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS, "ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE ARRIVES." 198 00:14:11,072 --> 00:14:13,674 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "YEAR SUMMED UP IN TREE. THERE YOU GO 199 00:14:13,674 --> 00:14:16,777 [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." 200 00:14:16,777 --> 00:14:35,162 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EMMA STONE * 201 00:14:35,162 --> 00:14:37,732 Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS, WHO STARS IN THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE 202 00:14:37,732 --> 00:14:45,206 "THE CROODS: A NEW AGE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS THIS WEDNESDAY. HERE IS OUR PAL, EMMA STONE. 203 00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:48,309 OH, EMMA, IT IS SO - HELLO Jimmy: OH, YOU LOOK 204 00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:51,746 FANTASTIC. IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOUR FACE. THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE 205 00:14:51,746 --> 00:14:55,616 SHOW GREAT TO SEE YOUR FACE. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 206 00:14:55,616 --> 00:14:58,652 THIS IS SO WEIRD I'M USED TO KIND OF, LIKE, DANCING ON WITH YOU. 207 00:14:58,652 --> 00:15:02,289 Jimmy: I KNOW RIGHT, HAVING AN ENTRANCE THEME. WELL, NEXT TIME. 208 00:15:02,289 --> 00:15:05,659 NEXT TIME, WE'LL BE IN PERSON. NEXT TIME, YES. Jimmy: I KNOW 209 00:15:05,659 --> 00:15:08,329 THIS IS THE RIGHT DECISION FOR NOW. Jimmy: THANK YOU. 210 00:15:08,329 --> 00:15:10,297 YEAH GOOD, GOOD, GOOD I WANT TO GET INTO -- THERE'S 211 00:15:10,297 --> 00:15:12,199 A TON OF STUFF I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, BUT I WANTED TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO 212 00:15:12,199 --> 00:15:13,868 DURING QUARANTINE, AND I WAS TOLD BY OUR PRODUCERS TO ASK YOU THIS, BECAUSE A LOT OF 213 00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:15,503 PEOPLE ARE REVISITING OLD HOBBIES, AND THEN THEY SAID THAT YOU MADE ME SOMETHING 214 00:15:15,503 --> 00:15:27,815 BECAUSE YOU GOT INTO MAKING BRACELETS? I GOT INTO MAKING BRACELETS, 215 00:15:27,815 --> 00:15:30,284 YES. I MEAN, I'VE BEEN DOING THE KIND OF, LIKE, TYPICAL, YOU 216 00:15:30,284 --> 00:15:32,086 KNOW, ZOOM MEETINGS, SLEEPING MORE THAN USUAL, EATING MORE THAN USUAL KIND OF THING, BUT 217 00:15:32,086 --> 00:15:44,131 THEN I GOT INTO MAKING, YOU KNOW, LIKE, STRETCHY STRING AND BEADED BRACELETS 218 00:15:44,131 --> 00:15:46,500 Jimmy: NOW I HAVE IT HERE AND SO I HAD TO SEND ONE OVER TO YOU. 219 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:51,972 Jimmy: NOW DID YOU SIGN THIS YEAH. 220 00:15:51,972 --> 00:15:57,445 Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. OKAY. I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT 221 00:15:57,445 --> 00:15:59,380 Jimmy: CAN WE SEE -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN ZOOM IN CAN YOU SEE 222 00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:05,286 IT JUST SAYS BRACELET FOR JIMMY. Jimmy: BRACELET FOR JIMMY 223 00:16:05,286 --> 00:16:07,254 SO GOOD. I'M WEARING IT JUST JIMMY FELT BORING, SO 224 00:16:07,254 --> 00:16:08,889 THAT IS THE BRACELET THAT'S FOR YOU. Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS GUY 225 00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:12,126 YOU CAN ALWAYS WEAR YOUR BRACELET FOR JIMMY Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT 226 00:16:12,126 --> 00:16:17,298 BRACELET FOR JIMMY IT'S SO STUPID. Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD 227 00:16:17,298 --> 00:16:19,133 CUTTING OFF MY CIRCULATION, SO I HAVE, LIKE, A DEAD HAND NOW. OKAY GOOD 228 00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,268 THAT WAS THE INTENTION IF YOU NEED TO GET YOUR BLOOD DRAWN OR ANYTHING, YOU CAN USE 229 00:16:21,268 --> 00:16:30,077 IT AS A TOURNIQUET [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I MIGHT ACTUALLY 230 00:16:30,077 --> 00:16:31,846 YOU NEVER KNOW IN QUARANTINE, HAVE YOU GOT HOOKED ON ANY NEW SHOWS? 231 00:16:31,846 --> 00:16:34,382 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING? TELL ME. 232 00:16:34,382 --> 00:16:36,317 I WATCHED A LOT OF SHOWS. I HEAR THAT "THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT" IS VERY GOOD, AND I 233 00:16:36,317 --> 00:16:38,252 HAVE NOT WATCHED THAT YET, BUT -- Jimmy: ME NEITHER 234 00:16:38,252 --> 00:16:42,189 I TRIED A LITTLE BIT YOU DID WHAT HAPPENED? 235 00:16:42,189 --> 00:16:44,158 Jimmy: WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE ABOUT ROYALS OR SOMETHING. 236 00:16:44,158 --> 00:16:47,528 THAT TYPE OF QUEEN IT'S ABOUT CHESS. Jimmy: YEAH 237 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,597 RIGHT Jimmy: YEAH OH, SOMEBODY DOESN'T LIKE 238 00:16:49,597 --> 00:16:52,400 CHESS. Jimmy: IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE CHESS 239 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:56,203 I JUST DON'T KNOW IF IT'S MY GO-TO THING TO WATCH IT'S NOT YOUR -- YOU'RE NOT 240 00:16:56,203 --> 00:16:59,707 LIKE SEARCHING FOR HOBBIES Jimmy: I CAN DO -- I CAN WATCH ANYTHING 241 00:16:59,707 --> 00:17:03,611 CHESS ISN'T ON THE LIST. IT'S NOT AN ANY -- I HEAR YOU. 242 00:17:03,611 --> 00:17:06,847 I UNDERSTAND Jimmy: I PAY, YOU KNOW, $20 A MONTH FOR NETFLIX. 243 00:17:06,847 --> 00:17:09,617 I WANT TO, YOU KNOW, THERE'S THINGS I WANT TO SEE BUT CHESS -- 244 00:17:09,617 --> 00:17:12,586 YOU WANT SOME BANG FOR YOUR BUCK I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 245 00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:15,723 Jimmy: I AM CLEARLY WRONG, BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES IT. AND SO I'LL GET INTO IT 246 00:17:15,723 --> 00:17:18,192 EVENTUALLY I KNOW. EVERYBODY DOES LOVE IT 247 00:17:18,192 --> 00:17:20,127 I'M ACTUALLY VERY EXCITED TO WATCH IT BUT, I'VE BEEN WATCHING A BUNCH 248 00:17:20,127 --> 00:17:21,829 OF DIFFERENT STUFF I WATCHED ALL OF MY FAVORITE SHOW, "SEARCH PARTY," WHICH 249 00:17:21,829 --> 00:17:26,467 IS -- NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS SHOW IT'S AMAZING 250 00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:28,502 I WATCHED ALL OF IT IN ONE DAY, ACCIDENTALLY, WHEN IT CAME OUT IN JUNE, AND THEN I WAS LIKE, 251 00:17:28,502 --> 00:17:34,942 "I WISH I HAD STRETCHED IT OUT MORE." BUT NOW, I JUST DISCOVERED "THE 252 00:17:34,942 --> 00:17:37,511 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY." THAT'S NEW 253 00:17:37,511 --> 00:17:40,481 HAVE YOU SEEN IT YET Jimmy: NO I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT 254 00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:44,218 OH, BOY DO YOU NEED TO WATCH IT Jimmy: REALLY 255 00:17:44,218 --> 00:17:47,088 OH, YEAH. Jimmy: SALT LAKE CITY SALT LAKE CITY. 256 00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:49,256 Jimmy: SEE, THIS IS WHY I ASK. IT'S ONLY -- ONLY TWO EPISODES 257 00:17:49,256 --> 00:17:51,892 ARE OUT SO FAR I DON'T REALLY WATCH A LOT OF REALITY TV ACTUALLY. 258 00:17:51,892 --> 00:17:56,230 I HAVEN'T REALLY WATCHED TOO MANY REAL HOUSEWIVES FRANCHISES 259 00:17:56,230 --> 00:18:00,267 Jimmy: OH BUT SALT LAKE CITY IS INCREDIBLE, BECAUSE YOU ADD THE 260 00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:02,036 MORMON ELEMENT TO IT, AND IT'S JUST -- LIKE THERE'S THE TYPICAL KIND OF LIKE JUDGMENT 261 00:18:02,036 --> 00:18:03,804 OF EACH OTHER AND FIGHTS, BUT WHEN YOU THROW GOD IN THE MIX AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THAT'S NOT 262 00:18:03,804 --> 00:18:13,247 WHAT HE WOULD WANT." Jimmy: WOW. IT REALLY TAKES IT TO 263 00:18:13,247 --> 00:18:16,951 ANOTHER LEVEL. ALSO, SOME OF THEM DRINK AND SOME OF THEM DON'T 264 00:18:16,951 --> 00:18:19,687 Jimmy: OF COURSE. BECAUSE OF THE MORMONISM. AND THEN THEY'RE SKIING ALL THE 265 00:18:19,687 --> 00:18:25,893 TIME AND THERE'S A LOT OF -- Jimmy: SO SKI BUNNIES THEY'RE SKI BUNNIES 266 00:18:25,893 --> 00:18:28,295 I REALLY THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE INTO IT Jimmy: I WILL LOVE IT 267 00:18:28,295 --> 00:18:30,831 THE DRAMA IS EXTREME THERE'S A WOMAN THAT THEY'RE IN A HUGE FIGHT, BECAUSE SHE TOLD 268 00:18:30,831 --> 00:18:36,837 HER THAT SHE SMELLED LIKE A HOSPITAL AND THAT IS THE ROOT OF THEIR 269 00:18:36,837 --> 00:18:52,753 FIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU IMAGINE? 270 00:18:52,753 --> 00:18:54,355 Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD DIS, THOUGH WOO. 271 00:18:54,355 --> 00:18:56,257 YEAH. REALLY, REALLY GOOD DIS. Jimmy: WOW! 272 00:18:56,257 --> 00:18:58,225 GOT UNDER HER SKIN THAT REALLY BOTHERED HER SHE HAD BEEN AT THE 273 00:18:58,225 --> 00:19:00,194 HOSPITAL Jimmy: THAT REALLY GOT TO HER. 274 00:19:00,194 --> 00:19:02,863 I MEAN, COME ON Jimmy: THAT GOT TO HER. IT REALLY GOT TO HER. 275 00:19:02,863 --> 00:19:04,665 YES. IT'S BAD Jimmy: I WATCHED A LITTLE 276 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,200 BIT OF "UNFORGIVING. THE FIRST TWO -- IS IT "UNFORGIVING?" 277 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,436 ON HBO, WITH NICOLE KIDMAN THE CLINT EASTWOOD MOVIE? NO 278 00:19:08,436 --> 00:19:10,471 "THE UNFORGIVEN. IT'S NOW A SITCOM. OH, SO A LITTLE BIT OF 279 00:19:10,471 --> 00:19:12,506 "UNFORGIVEN. OF WHAT -- WHICH ONE IS IT Jimmy: IS IT UNFORGIVEN -- 280 00:19:12,506 --> 00:19:14,208 THERE'S NO ONE HERE TO ASK THE NICOLE KIDMAN, HUGH GRANT SHOW 281 00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,277 UNFOLLOWING. OH, "THE UNDOING. Jimmy: YES. 282 00:19:16,277 --> 00:19:18,679 IS THAT WHAT IT'S CALLED? Jimmy: IT'S "THE UNDOING. "THE UNDOING. 283 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:23,284 BECAUSE MAYBE HE DID SOMETHING HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DOING YEAH, AND THAT'S NOT VERY 284 00:19:23,284 --> 00:19:27,355 COOL BUT LET'S WATCH AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 285 00:19:27,355 --> 00:19:30,458 Jimmy: OR DID HE NOT DO SOMETHING? WHO IS DOING THAT NEEDS TO BE 286 00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:34,862 UNDID? WHAT NEEDS TO BE UNDONE Jimmy: OH, THIS ONE UNDONE, 287 00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:39,200 I WOULD LIKE THAT. THAT'S A GOOD TITLE. IS IT CALLED "THE UNDONE? 288 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,169 Jimmy: IT SHOULD BE, BUT IT'S GREAT OH, IS IT 289 00:19:42,169 --> 00:19:44,138 OKAY ALRIGHT. I NEED TO WATCH THAT 290 00:19:44,138 --> 00:19:46,640 I LOVE NICOLE KIDMAN Jimmy: DUDE, SHE'S HITTING HOMERS SHE'S FANTASTIC. 291 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:50,444 OH, SHE IS JUST LIKE A -- Jimmy: IT'S ALMOST -- THAT WAS LIKE WHEN WE USED 292 00:19:50,444 --> 00:19:54,482 TO WATCH "DOWNTON ABBY," AND YOU WOULD JUST WATCH -- IT WAS MAGGIE SMITH, RIGHT? 293 00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:59,220 GOING, LIKE, HITTING IT RIGHT OUT OF THE PARK EVERY LINE JUST SOARING OVER THE - 294 00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:02,590 Jimmy: EVERY -- THIS ONE. UNBELIEVABLE. WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS 295 00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:04,558 YOU WON'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU'LL BE LIKE, "OH, YEAH. NICOLE KIDMAN JUST STOLE THE 296 00:20:04,558 --> 00:20:06,494 SHOW." SHE'S ALREADY RIDICULOUS. Jimmy: YEAH 297 00:20:06,494 --> 00:20:08,863 IT'S TOTALLY RIDICULOUS. I'M LIKE, "OH, SHE'S COMING ON SOON." 298 00:20:08,863 --> 00:20:10,998 I WANT TO TALK TO HER ABOUT THAT 'CAUSE IT'S ALMOST LIKE, WHEN 299 00:20:10,998 --> 00:20:17,104 YOU SEE IT YOU'LL BE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD THAT'S A MOVIE STAR." WHAT ARE ANY OF US DOING 300 00:20:17,104 --> 00:20:19,240 THIS FOR Jimmy: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS 301 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,710 WHEN SHE'S OUT THERE DOING THAT Jimmy: OH, STOP IT. 302 00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:24,678 YOU ARE YOU. I MEAN, I CAN GO THROUGH MY LIST OF MY FAVORITE -- . 303 00:20:24,678 --> 00:20:38,125 JIMMY DO YOU THINK I'M GOOD Jimmy: AM I PRETTY -- AM I A PRETTY GIRL? 304 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,560 [ LAUGHTER ] SMOKING. DUDE, YOU KNOW WHAT WAS ON THE 305 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,163 OTHER DAY? "EASY A" WAS ON THE OTHER DAY, AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S 306 00:20:42,163 --> 00:20:43,998 PROBABLY BEEN ALMOST, PROBABLY, TEN YEARS I THINK SINCE I FIRST PROBABLY MET YOU, AND THAT 307 00:20:43,998 --> 00:20:51,539 MOVIE WAS FANTASTIC. TEN YEARS WELL I MET YOU BEFORE "EASY 308 00:20:51,539 --> 00:20:54,508 A," DIDN'T I WAS THAT THE FIRST TIME I EVER MET YOU? 309 00:20:54,508 --> 00:20:56,477 Jimmy: NO MAYBE RIGHT BEFORE YEAH. 310 00:20:56,477 --> 00:21:00,081 YES. IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS, WHICH IS SO SURREAL 311 00:21:00,081 --> 00:21:03,984 AND IT ALSO IS -- OH, THIS WAS ANOTHER THING I WAS TALKING TO YOUR PRODUCERS ABOUT 312 00:21:03,984 --> 00:21:05,820 I WAS LIKE, "OH, WHEN 'EASY A' CAME OUT, RIGHT AROUND THE SAME TIME IS WHEN I GOT MY TATTOO, 313 00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:07,822 AND THEN I GOT INTO -- MY WHOLE FAMILY HAS THIS TATTOO, AND I TOLD THEM WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING 314 00:21:07,822 --> 00:21:09,490 WITH IT, WHICH IS THAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE SIZE OF A A PENCIL, LIKE PENCIL THIN 315 00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:22,103 DRAWING, AND THIS IS WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING TO IT Jimmy: IT'S GROWING 316 00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:26,807 THIS IS MY MARKER OF TIME Jimmy: WHAT ARE THEY? ARE THEY CHICKEN HANDS 317 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:31,979 CHICKEN FEET THEY'RE BLACK BIRD FEET AND EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY HAS 318 00:21:31,979 --> 00:21:36,484 THEM, AND THEIRS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE FADING AWAY, THEY'RE SO THIN 319 00:21:36,484 --> 00:21:38,486 AND MINE HAS JUST BLED OUT, AND BY THE TIME I'M 80, I'M GOING TO HAVE A BLACK BAR AGAINST MY 320 00:21:38,486 --> 00:21:48,796 WRIST. IT IS SO RIDICULOUS HOW BAD THIS IS GETTING. 321 00:21:48,796 --> 00:21:50,164 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO 322 00:21:50,164 --> 00:21:51,999 LIKE THE RING ON A TREE I NOW KNOW THAT IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS. 323 00:21:51,999 --> 00:21:54,802 Jimmy: YOU GOT YOUR GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATION FOR "EASY A." WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER FROM THAT 324 00:21:54,802 --> 00:21:59,140 EXPERIENCE GOING TO THE GLOBES WHO DID YOU GO WITH? I WENT WITH MY MOM. 325 00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:01,308 THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME GOING TO THE GOLDEN GLOBES. IT WAS VERY, VERY, VERY 326 00:22:01,308 --> 00:22:05,713 EXCITING, AND SO I TOOK MY MOM WITH ME. AND I FEEL LIKE I'VE ALREADY 327 00:22:05,713 --> 00:22:10,584 TOLD THE STORY BEFORE, BUT WE SAT NEXT TO ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT. 328 00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:13,921 DID I EVER TELL YOU THIS STORY Jimmy: NEVER. OH MY GOD 329 00:22:13,921 --> 00:22:19,694 WE WERE LIKE, "OF ALL PEOPLE TO BE SITTING NEXT TO AT THAT KIND OF A SHOW, WHOA. 330 00:22:19,694 --> 00:22:21,462 Jimmy: YEAH AND MY MOM NEVER DRINKS, AND SHE HAD CHAMPAGNE THAT NIGHT, WHICH 331 00:22:21,462 --> 00:22:29,203 WAS, YOU KNOW, NOT, PROBABLY NOT THE BEST IDEA, BUT SHE WAS HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME. 332 00:22:29,203 --> 00:22:32,273 Jimmy: I LOVE MOM AND SHE STARTED ASKING ANGELINA JOLIE, LIKE, "DO YOU 333 00:22:32,273 --> 00:22:36,877 HAVE KIDS? DO YOU HAVE KIDS ARE YOU, LIKE, WHAT DO YOU 334 00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:38,746 GUYS -- SO YOU --" AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO BE OUT OF YOUR --" SHE COMPLETELY KNEW, 335 00:22:38,746 --> 00:22:45,986 BUT SHE WAS LIKE MAKING SMALL TALK ABOUT THE KIDS. "HOW OLD ARE THEY? 336 00:22:45,986 --> 00:22:49,790 WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?" SHE KNEW EVERYTHING. BUT THEY WERE SO NICE. 337 00:22:49,790 --> 00:22:53,961 THEY WERE SO NICE. Jimmy: YEAH SHE IS COOL. 338 00:22:53,961 --> 00:22:58,299 WE HAD A BLAST. WE HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME. THAT WAS A VERY FUN NIGHT. 339 00:22:58,299 --> 00:23:00,234 Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUN. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "THE CROODS: NEW AGE, "WHEN WE 340 00:23:00,234 --> 00:23:02,503 COME BACK. IS THAT COOL STICK AROUND 341 00:23:02,503 --> 00:23:04,872 NO. NO Jimmy: REAL FAST. 342 00:23:04,872 --> 00:23:08,242 WE WON'T EVEN KNOW WE'RE GONE. NO, I DON'T WANT TO Jimmy: LET'S JUST TALK. 343 00:23:08,242 --> 00:23:10,745 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 344 00:23:10,745 --> 00:23:12,313 FINE FINE FINE 345 00:23:12,313 --> 00:23:18,319 Jimmy: MORE WITH EMMA STONE WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK 346 00:23:18,319 --> 00:23:35,870 * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK I AM TALKING WITH THE GREAT 347 00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:38,372 EMMA STONE OH, MAN, I LOVE YOU, PAL I MISS YOU 348 00:23:38,372 --> 00:23:42,410 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE CROODS: A NEW AGE. IT'S OUT THIS WEDNESDAY. 349 00:23:42,410 --> 00:23:46,647 IT WAS JUST IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY, AND MAN, OH, MAN. 350 00:23:46,647 --> 00:23:50,985 I LOVE THE FIRST "CROODS," AND, UH, I'M SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ONE 351 00:23:50,985 --> 00:23:54,422 THE FIRST ONE WAS PROBABLY ALMOST A DECADE AGO AS WELL OR WAS THAT - 352 00:23:54,422 --> 00:23:57,992 YEAH. IT CAME OUT IN 2013. Jimmy: ISN'T THAT WILD? 353 00:23:57,992 --> 00:24:00,594 IT IS SO WILD BUT, YEAH. I STARTED A DECADE AGO AS WELL 354 00:24:00,594 --> 00:24:03,698 THIS IS THE THEME. Jimmy: WOW. IT'S A THEME OF ART. 355 00:24:03,698 --> 00:24:08,269 TONIGHT'S EPISODE IS DECADE -- IT'S THE DECADE THEME. IT'S THE DECADE THEME 356 00:24:08,269 --> 00:24:13,074 EPISODE. AND PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE 357 00:24:13,074 --> 00:24:15,076 Jimmy: FOR THIS "TONIGHT SHOW" EPISODE. YEAH 358 00:24:15,076 --> 00:24:17,545 TO TALK ABOUT -- YEAH. WE ENCOURAGE ALL OF YOU AT HOME TO THINK ABOUT WHAT WERE 359 00:24:17,545 --> 00:24:19,914 YOU DOING TEN YEARS AGO? Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU DOING TEN YEARS AGO? 360 00:24:19,914 --> 00:24:21,615 YEAH I MEAN - IN 2010 361 00:24:21,615 --> 00:24:25,820 Jimmy: YOU GAVE US EEP. [ LAUGHTER ] EEP. EEP WAS BORN 362 00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:27,755 Jimmy: YEAH EEP BEGAN Jimmy: FOR EEP THOUGH, IS 363 00:24:27,755 --> 00:24:33,094 THERE A SPECIFIC MINDSET THAT YOU GET INTO BEFORE YOU RECORD LIKE, DO YOU CHANNEL ANYONE? 364 00:24:33,094 --> 00:24:34,895 GOING IN THERE THEY FILM YOU ON A LITTLE, LIKE, PIN CAMERA SO YOU KIND OF DO -- YOU'RE 365 00:24:34,895 --> 00:24:42,470 STILL ACTING LIKE, YOU'RE DOING, AS OVER THE TOP AS YOU WANT TO BE. 366 00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:44,972 THE MORE OVER THE TOP, THE BETTER WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE THEN 367 00:24:44,972 --> 00:24:47,742 THEY'RE ANIMATING, AND THEY'RE, LIKE, YOU KNOW Jimmy: YEAH 368 00:24:47,742 --> 00:24:51,379 IT'S ACTUALLY, I FIT IN THERE WELL BECAUSE MY FACE IS VERY RUBBERY, AND MY 369 00:24:51,379 --> 00:24:57,585 EXPRESSIONS ARE SOMETIMES A LITTLE TOO BIG BUT IT'S PERFECT FOR EEP, SO 370 00:24:57,585 --> 00:25:01,489 IT'S, LIKE -- IT'S PRODUCTIVE THERE. I DON'T HAVE TO REIN IT IN 371 00:25:01,489 --> 00:25:04,525 Jimmy: YEAH JUST FANTASTIC. Jimmy: YEAH 372 00:25:04,525 --> 00:25:06,394 I DID NOTICE, AND THIS IS SORT OF GIVING MYSELF AWAY, BUT I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL REALLY, 373 00:25:06,394 --> 00:25:11,565 REALLY RECENTLY THAT I THINK I'M A LITTLE BIT INSPIRED BY MONICA FROM "FRIENDS." 374 00:25:11,565 --> 00:25:19,240 WHO COULD NOT BE MORE OPPOSITE FROM EEP AS A CHARACTER. Jimmy: HOW MONICA 375 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,610 BECAUSE I REALIZE SOMETIMES MY CADENCE GOES A INTO A LITTLE BIT LIKE, "I KNOW! 376 00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:28,349 LIKE THAT KIND OF -- THAT SORT OF SOUND Jimmy: THAT IS MONICA 377 00:25:28,349 --> 00:25:32,386 I WAS WATCHING IT, AND I WAS LIKE, "AM I DOING MONICA A A LOT? 378 00:25:32,386 --> 00:25:36,323 AND I DIDN'T REALIZE IT FOR TEN YEARS. SO - 379 00:25:36,323 --> 00:25:39,126 Jimmy: IT'S VERY COURTNEY COX. I LOVE IT. 380 00:25:39,126 --> 00:25:41,095 A LITTLE EASTER EGG. I'LL TAKE IT, MAN. YEAH, A LITTLE EASTER EGG 381 00:25:41,095 --> 00:25:43,464 THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS PLANTING Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO SET 382 00:25:43,464 --> 00:25:46,567 THIS ONE UP? WHAT IS THIS MOVIE ABOUT THIS IS -- OKAY, SO, IN THE 383 00:25:46,567 --> 00:25:50,471 ORIGINAL "CROODS", IT'S A CAVE FAMILY NAMED THE CROODS, AND THEY'RE SORT OF LEARNING TO 384 00:25:50,471 --> 00:25:57,311 TRUST LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE CAVE AND NOW THEY'RE MEETING A FAMILY CALLED THE BETTERMANS, 385 00:25:57,311 --> 00:26:01,215 WHO ARE THEIR NAME IS SORT OF IN THEIR TITLE THEY'RE THE BETTER - 386 00:26:01,215 --> 00:26:06,220 Jimmy: YEAH FAMILY. Jimmy: YEAH 387 00:26:06,220 --> 00:26:08,055 IN TERMS OF, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE VERY HYGENIC THEY GROW THEIR OWN FOOD 388 00:26:08,055 --> 00:26:09,824 AND THE CROODS ARE KIND OF BUMPING UP AGAINST THIS FAMILY THAT LIVE IN THIS GORGEOUS TREE 389 00:26:09,824 --> 00:26:14,762 HOUSE. WHEREAS THE CROODS ARE A LITTLE MORE, YOU KNOW 390 00:26:14,762 --> 00:26:18,065 Jimmy: YEAH THEY'RE CAVE DWELLERS SO THEY'RE LEARNING HOW TO GET 391 00:26:18,065 --> 00:26:20,935 ALONG WITH THE NEW WAY OF LIVING Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A 392 00:26:20,935 --> 00:26:25,606 A CLIP HERE'S EMMA STONE IN "THE CROODS: A NEW AGE. 393 00:26:25,606 --> 00:26:26,140 HERE'S EMMA STONE IN "THE CROODS: A NEW AGE. TAKE A LOOK. 394 00:26:26,607 --> 00:26:28,109 THESE ARE THE CROODS. HELLO 395 00:26:28,109 --> 00:26:29,777 HI. WHAT'S UP AND THIS? 396 00:26:29,777 --> 00:26:32,079 NO, NO. YEAH. THIS IS EEP 397 00:26:32,079 --> 00:26:36,484 YOU'RE A GIRL YEAH. A GIRL -- FRIEND. 398 00:26:36,484 --> 00:26:39,320 I'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE ME EITHER 399 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,356 ME EITHER. GIRLFRIEND OKAY, CAREFUL 400 00:26:42,356 --> 00:26:45,092 EXTRA VERTEBRATE. THIS IS AMAZING WHAT DO WE DO 401 00:26:45,092 --> 00:26:47,395 WHAT DO WE SAY TO EACH OTHER? WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR 402 00:26:47,395 --> 00:26:51,632 VOICES WHY ARE OUR VOICES GETTING SO HIGH? 403 00:26:51,632 --> 00:26:54,969 Jimmy: EMMA STONE, "THE CROODS: A NEW AGE" IS IN THEATERS WEDNESDAY 404 00:26:54,969 --> 00:26:57,505 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BEN FALCONE EVERYONE STICK AROUND 405 00:26:57,505 --> 00:27:01,375 THANK YOU, EMMA. * THANK YOU 406 00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:18,492 * Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A VERY FUNNY ACTOR AND TALENTED 407 00:27:18,492 --> 00:27:21,462 DIRECTOR HIS LATEST MOVIE "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" IS 408 00:27:21,462 --> 00:27:27,068 STREAMING ON HBO MAX THANKSGIVING DAY HERE IS BEN FALCONE! 409 00:27:27,068 --> 00:27:29,837 YEAH THANK YOU, BUDDY HEY 410 00:27:29,837 --> 00:27:32,473 Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE GOOD TO SEE YOU 411 00:27:32,473 --> 00:27:34,775 HOW YOU DOING? Jimmy: I'M DOING GREAT. THANK YOU FOR ASKING 412 00:27:34,775 --> 00:27:38,913 I KNOW YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA SO THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WHAT DAY IS IT THERE 413 00:27:38,913 --> 00:27:43,417 NOVEMBER 24th I'M 16 HOURS AHEAD OF YOU SO I'M IN YOUR FUTURE 414 00:27:43,417 --> 00:27:45,186 YOU'RE GOING TO GET A GREAT NIGHT'S SLEEP. I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAS 415 00:27:45,186 --> 00:27:49,690 HAPPENED TO YOU. Jimmy: SEE THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO ZOOM WITH YOU. 416 00:27:49,690 --> 00:27:52,193 JUST TELL ME WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME TONIGHT THANK YOU. 417 00:27:52,193 --> 00:27:56,831 YOU'RE ONE DAY AHEAD OF ME THANK YOU. THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME ON THE 418 00:27:56,831 --> 00:28:03,838 SHOW, BUT WE MET EACH OTHER YEARS AGO AT THE GROUNDLINGS THAT IS RIGHT 419 00:28:03,838 --> 00:28:06,040 DO YOU REMEMBER THE WORKOUT WORKSHOP WHICH IS THEY WOULD HAVE A 420 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,844 A BUNCH OF PEOPLE FROM ALL DIFFERENT LEVELS SO IT WAS SORT OF SCARY BECAUSE 421 00:28:09,844 --> 00:28:14,915 I WAS AT A PRETTY LOWER, YOU KNOW, LEVEL OF THE SCHOOL. I THINK YOU WERE A LITTLE BIT 422 00:28:14,915 --> 00:28:19,387 FURTHER ALONG THAN ME. AND WE ACTUALLY DID A SCENE TOGETHER 423 00:28:19,387 --> 00:28:24,959 AND I WAS JUST SWEATY AND NERVOUS, YOU KNOW. YOU PLAYED A -- YOU SEEMED VERY 424 00:28:24,959 --> 00:28:30,431 COMFORTABLE, AND YOU PLAYED AN INCREDIBLY WEIRD BASS PLAYER AND THE SCENE ACTUALLY WENT 425 00:28:30,431 --> 00:28:35,736 REALLY WELL, AND I JUST KIND OF LET YOU BE THIS WEIRD GUY. Jimmy: WOW. 426 00:28:35,736 --> 00:28:37,571 THEN IT WAS KIND OF A LIGHT BULB FOR ME, BECAUSE I WAS LIKE IF JIMMY CAN BE THAT WEIRD 427 00:28:37,571 --> 00:28:41,776 MAYBE SO CAN I Jimmy: I REMEMBER THOSE CLASSES. 428 00:28:41,776 --> 00:28:44,812 I WAS SO TRYING TO GET -- I WAS IN THE COMEDY ZONE THEN. I WAS TRYING TO GET BETTER 429 00:28:44,812 --> 00:28:49,150 I DID THE GROWLINGS, AND I DID WORKOUT WEDNESDAYS, AND I WOULD GO TO THE IMPROV AND DO STAND 430 00:28:49,150 --> 00:28:52,953 UP OVER THERE. SO IT WAS JUST IN THAT SCENE BUT I WAS ALSO PLAYING A LOT OF 431 00:28:52,953 --> 00:28:58,659 BASKETBALL THAT'S RIGHT. WE PLAYED BASKETBALL TOGETHER. 432 00:28:58,659 --> 00:29:00,928 DO YOU REMEMBER? Jimmy: THIS IS -- I REMEMBER THIS NOW 433 00:29:00,928 --> 00:29:03,698 THERE IS A COURT IN BRENTWOOD. THAT ONE YES 434 00:29:03,698 --> 00:29:07,134 I WAS JUST OFF A SHIP. I WAS WORKING AT THE CBK IN BRENTWOODM, AND I RANDOMLY WENT 435 00:29:07,134 --> 00:29:14,041 TO GO PLAY BASKETBALL BETWEEN TWO SHIFTS JUST TO SHOOT AROUND 436 00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:17,878 AND YOU WERE THERE AND YOU WERE ALWAYS REALLY FRIENDLY TO ME, YOU KNOW, ALL 437 00:29:17,878 --> 00:29:21,248 THE TIME EVEN THOUGH WE WERE SORT OF JUST ACQUAINTANCES, WHENEVER I 438 00:29:21,248 --> 00:29:23,484 WOULD SEE YOU AT GROWLINGS AND YOU WERE PLAYING BASKETBALL AND YOU'RE LIKE, " HEY, LET'S 439 00:29:23,484 --> 00:29:25,720 PLAY WE PLAYED A LITTLE BIT JUST HORSE OR SOMETHING 440 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,357 BUT THEN I SAID HEY MAN HOW'S EVERYTHING YOU JUST GOT REALLY WEIRD AND 441 00:29:29,357 --> 00:29:35,096 MYSTERIOUS AND YOU GO, I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, WHAT IS 442 00:29:35,096 --> 00:29:39,266 IT?" YOU'RE LIKE, "I CAN'T REALLY TALK ABOUT IT. 443 00:29:39,266 --> 00:29:41,802 AND I FIND OUT LATER SOMEBODY'S LIKE, "HEY, DID YOU HEAR HE GOT "SNL?" 444 00:29:41,802 --> 00:29:47,775 AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S WHY HE WAS BEING SO MYSTERIOUS. THAT WAS HIS THING 445 00:29:47,775 --> 00:29:51,979 AND I WENT AND SOLD MORE THAI CHICKEN PIZZAS AT CBK. [ LAUGHTER ] 446 00:29:51,979 --> 00:29:58,753 Jimmy: CPK IS GREAT THOUGH! I THINK IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I HAD BARBECUE SAUCE ON A PIZZA. 447 00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:01,489 THERE YOU GO. Jimmy: LOOK AT US NOW LOOK AT US NOW 448 00:30:01,489 --> 00:30:04,825 ZOOMING. LOOK AT US ZOOMING FROM ACROSS THE UNIVERSE. 449 00:30:04,825 --> 00:30:09,864 Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE ALL OVER THE WORLD NOW. REALLY, REALLY INTO USING OUR 450 00:30:09,864 --> 00:30:15,636 LIVES TO ITS FULLEST CAPACITY. BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT "SUPERINTELLIGENCE", I HEARD 451 00:30:15,636 --> 00:30:19,273 THAT YOU'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH DIFFERENT MUSIC PHASES DURING QUARANTINE 452 00:30:19,273 --> 00:30:22,910 I JUST FIGURED MAYBE CAN YOU WALK ME THROUGH YOUR DIFFERENT PHASES, TO KNOW WHERE WE ARE 453 00:30:22,910 --> 00:30:28,482 YEAH, SURE. UH, I STARTED IN A VERY, VERY HEAVY BILL WITHERS PHASE 454 00:30:28,482 --> 00:30:30,651 Jimmy: OOH. YOU KNOW THE WITHERS Jimmy: YEAH. 455 00:30:30,651 --> 00:30:33,154 USE ME AS I WAS FOLDING LAUNDRY. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU START 456 00:30:33,154 --> 00:30:37,124 THE PANDEMIC AND YOU'RE LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOT A LOT OF, 457 00:30:37,124 --> 00:30:41,328 IS LAUNDRY BECAUSE MY YOUNGEST CHILD CHANGES CLOTHES AT LEAST FOUR 458 00:30:41,328 --> 00:30:45,933 TIMES, FIVE TIMES A DAY. ABSOLUTELY SO I WAS LISTENING TO A LOT OF 459 00:30:45,933 --> 00:30:51,639 BILL WITHERS THEN I GOT INTO A REALLY DEEP, DEEP HARRY STYLES ZONE 460 00:30:51,639 --> 00:30:54,742 Jimmy: OH, YEAH SO MUCH SO, THAT MELISSA SAID, "YEAH, YEAH. 461 00:30:54,742 --> 00:30:56,977 SHE THINKS THAT I HAVE I HAVE A CRUSH ON HARRY STYLES. AND I'M LIKE, "MAYBE 462 00:30:56,977 --> 00:30:59,980 BUT I DEFINITELY HAVE A CRUSH ON HIS MUSIC Jimmy: WHICH ONE, WATERMELON 463 00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:04,518 SUGAR? SURE. THE NEW ALBUM. 464 00:31:04,518 --> 00:31:06,187 Jimmy: THE NEW ALBUM IS FANTASTIC. I TOTALLY AGREE. 465 00:31:06,187 --> 00:31:09,590 I JUMPED INTO THE SAME THING, TOO. HEAD FIRST 466 00:31:09,590 --> 00:31:11,959 YOU GOT TO GO, AND YOU GO HEAD FIRST INTO THAT STYLES POOL 467 00:31:11,959 --> 00:31:15,763 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN Jimmy: YOU CAN'T GO FEET FIRST OR CANNON BALL IN THERE. 468 00:31:15,763 --> 00:31:20,101 NO. GIVE ME THE SMOOTH WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN SO YOU CAN SEE 469 00:31:20,101 --> 00:31:22,336 ALL THE BEAUTY Jimmy: YOU CAN YELL, "JACK KNIFE" IF YOU WANT TO, BUT NO 470 00:31:22,336 --> 00:31:26,240 ONE IS GOING TO GET THE REFERENCE. THEY JUST WANT YOU TO GET IN 471 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,744 THERE AND START SWIMMING IN THE HARRY STYLES WORLD I UNDERSTAND 472 00:31:29,744 --> 00:31:32,813 YEAH. YEAH AND NOW I -- SOMEBODY SENT ME, 473 00:31:32,813 --> 00:31:38,285 YOU KNOW, I DON'T DO A TON OF SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT THIS WAS A A REALLY GOOD EXAMPLE OF IT. 474 00:31:38,285 --> 00:31:42,456 SOMEBODY SENT ME THIS GROUP CALLED INFINITY SONG ON INSTAGRAM. 475 00:31:42,456 --> 00:31:45,659 THEY'RE LIKE A SIBLING BAND. AND THEY DO THESE COVERS AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN MUSIC, AND 476 00:31:45,659 --> 00:31:50,131 THEY'RE REALLY GOOD SO LATELY I'VE BEEN IN THE INFINITY SONG ZONE 477 00:31:50,131 --> 00:31:54,769 Jimmy: UH, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "SUPERINTELLIGENCE." YOU ACT IN IT. 478 00:31:54,769 --> 00:31:58,973 YOU DIRECTED IT. AND IT STARS YOUR WIFE MELISSA McCARTHY, UBER FUNNY 479 00:31:58,973 --> 00:32:02,877 WHERE DID THE IDEA COME FROM WELL, MY FRIEND STEVE MALLORY AND 480 00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:04,612 A SCREENWRITER PITCHED IT TO ME, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO INTERESTING BECAUSE IT'S SUCH 481 00:32:04,612 --> 00:32:06,414 A -- IT IS A HIGH CONCEPT LOVE STORY ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE 482 00:32:06,414 --> 00:32:16,190 CAME TO LIFE ND, YOU KNOW, WANTED TO STUDY SOMEBODY AND THEN FROM, LIKE, IF THEY 483 00:32:16,190 --> 00:32:17,925 WERE STUDYING YOU WHAT YOU DO FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS DETERMINES THE FATE OF THE 484 00:32:17,925 --> 00:32:23,597 WORLD. IF IT IS GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD, OR SAVE THE WORLD OR, 485 00:32:23,597 --> 00:32:26,534 HELP US OR WHATEVER. AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A SUPER INTERESTING IDEA 486 00:32:26,534 --> 00:32:31,572 AND SO I, ONCE HE FINISHED IT, I SHOWED IT TO MELISSA, AND WE WENT AND PITCHED IT TOGETHER AT 487 00:32:31,572 --> 00:32:38,713 A PLACE IN TOLUCA LAKE, CALIFORNIA, A LITTLE REAKFAST SPOT 488 00:32:38,713 --> 00:32:41,916 AND WHAT WAS INTERESTING ABOUT THAT WAS THAT MELISSA STARTED CRYING AS SHE TALKED ABOUT THE 489 00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:45,720 ENDING WHERE, YOU KNOW, HUMANITY, WHAT WE DO. 490 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,523 AND SO A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE I THINK WERE LIKE, "HEY, MELISSA McCARTHY IS CRYING OVER 491 00:32:49,523 --> 00:32:56,464 THERE WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE. Jimmy: SO EVERYONE IS TURNING AROUND LIKE, "WHAT'S 492 00:32:56,464 --> 00:33:00,768 GOING ON YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CRY YOU'RE THE COMEDY. 493 00:33:00,768 --> 00:33:04,305 AND I WAS LIKE, "IT WASN'T ME IT WASN'T ME!" 494 00:33:04,305 --> 00:33:06,107 AND ALL STUDIO EXECUTIVES WERE LIKE - Jimmy: SHE MADE HERSELF CRY 495 00:33:06,107 --> 00:33:07,775 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I THINK THIS IS A REALLY COOL IDEA 496 00:33:07,775 --> 00:33:10,745 YOU AND MELISSA STARTED THIS 20 DAYS OF KINDNESS CAMPAIGN TO GO ALONG WITH THE MOVIE. 497 00:33:10,745 --> 00:33:14,382 UH, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS, AND WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO DO IT AND I'M THANKFUL THAT YOU DID 498 00:33:14,382 --> 00:33:17,885 IT OH, WELL THANKS IT'S, YOU KNOW, THIS MOVIE IS 499 00:33:17,885 --> 00:33:22,857 ALL ABOUT, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE WORTH SAVING, AND IT'S BEEN, OBVIOUSLY 2020 HAS BEEN 500 00:33:22,857 --> 00:33:24,725 A REALLY TOUGH YEAR FOR SO MANY PEOPLE ON SO MANY LEVELS, AND MELISSA SORT OF CAME UP WITH 501 00:33:24,725 --> 00:33:32,967 THE IDEA OF LIKE, WELL, WHY DON'T WE TIE OUR MOVIE CAMPAIGN 502 00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:35,870 INSTEAD OF JUST GOING SAYING HEY WATCH OUR MOVIE WHY DON'T WE DO SOMETHING POSITIVE IN THE 503 00:33:35,870 --> 00:33:43,244 SPIRIT OF THE MOVIE. SO FOR 20 DAYS WE'RE - THE "SUPER INTELLIGENCE" FAMILY 504 00:33:43,244 --> 00:33:47,882 AS WE CALL IT THEY'RE DONATING $20,000 A DAY TO A DIFFERENT CHARITY. 505 00:33:47,882 --> 00:33:49,650 AND ACTUALLY, THEY CAME THROUGH, AT&T CAME THROUGH AT THE VERY BEGINNING AND GAVE 506 00:33:49,650 --> 00:33:51,485 A MILLION DOLLARS TO GIRLS TO COATS SO THIS MOVIE CAMPAIGN IS ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, GENERATING 507 00:33:51,485 --> 00:34:05,132 A LOT OF MONEY FOR CHARITY IT'S GREAT Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING 508 00:34:05,132 --> 00:34:07,501 WHAT ORGANIZATION ARE YOU HIGHLIGHTING TODAY NATIONAL COALITION FOR THE 509 00:34:07,501 --> 00:34:11,439 HOMELESS WHICH IS A GREAT GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE BASICALLY TRYING TO PREVENT AND END 510 00:34:11,439 --> 00:34:15,676 HOMELESSNESS AT THE SAME TIME AS HELPING THE PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY HOMELESS 511 00:34:15,676 --> 00:34:19,413 SO OBVIOUSLY A GREAT ORGANIZATION WE COULDN'T BE MORE HAPPY TO 512 00:34:19,413 --> 00:34:21,682 HELP THEM OUT. Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THAT, BUDDY. 513 00:34:21,682 --> 00:34:25,419 I THINK IT'S SO COOL FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE CAMPAIGN GO TO 20 DAYS OF 514 00:34:25,419 --> 00:34:28,956 KINDNESS.COM AND SEE WHEREVER YOU CAN HELP OUT EVERY LITTLE BIT WORKS 515 00:34:28,956 --> 00:34:39,567 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP OF THE MOVIE. HERE IS BEN FALCONE IN 516 00:34:39,567 --> 00:34:41,635 "SUPERINTELLIGENCE." TAKE A LOOK. TARGET ALPHA HAS RETURNED 517 00:34:41,635 --> 00:34:43,904 ACQUISITION TIME 22:44 SURVEILLANCE HAND-OFF ESTABLISHED. 518 00:34:43,904 --> 00:34:52,213 TEAM ONE HAS EYES AND WILL MAINTAIN HI. 519 00:34:52,213 --> 00:34:58,152 I DON'T THINK THAT MY CAR REALLY WANTS - * 520 00:34:58,152 --> 00:35:03,224 THAT IS PASSION I HAVE NEVER HAD A MOMENT LIKE THAT. 521 00:35:03,224 --> 00:35:07,395 NOT IN MY LIFE. YEP MY OH, MY 522 00:35:07,395 --> 00:35:08,929 STRUGGLING WITH THE SHIRT A LITTLE ALWAYS WANT TO UNDO THE 523 00:35:08,929 --> 00:35:14,402 CUFFS OF THE SLEEVE FIRST. YEAH. HEY, MIX IN A BEDROOM 524 00:35:14,402 --> 00:35:18,606 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YEAH, I DO. I'M A PASSIONLESS GUY 525 00:35:18,606 --> 00:35:21,909 THAT'S WHAT MY WIFE SAYS. Jimmy: BEN FALCONE "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" STREAMING 526 00:35:21,909 --> 00:35:27,548 ON HBO MAX ON THANKSGIVING DAY WE'LL BE BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM JOSH GROBAN 527 00:35:27,548 --> 00:35:46,167 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY THANKS AGAIN FOR COMING. * 528 00:35:46,167 --> 00:35:49,603 Jimmy: PERFORMING "THE WORLD WE KNEW (OVER AND OVER)" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "HARMONY," HERE'S 529 00:35:49,603 --> 00:35:52,573 WE KNEW (OVER AND OVER)" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "HARMONY," HERE'S JOSH GROBAN. 530 00:35:53,374 --> 00:36:04,485 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 531 00:36:04,485 --> 00:36:23,938 * * * OVER AND OVER 532 00:36:23,938 --> 00:36:31,612 I KEEP GOING OVER THE WORL WE KNEW * * ONC 533 00:36:31,612 --> 00:36:43,491 WHEN YOU WALKED BESIDE M THAT INCONCEIVABLE * * THAT UNBELIEVABLE WORLD 534 00:36:43,491 --> 00:36:55,836 WE KNE WHEN WE TWO WERE IN LOVE * * AND EVERY BRIGHT NEON SIG 535 00:36:55,836 --> 00:37:08,282 TURNED INTO STAR AND THE SUN AND THE MOON * * SEEMED TO BE OURS 536 00:37:08,282 --> 00:37:16,691 EACH ROAD THAT WE TOOK TURNED INTO GOLD * * BUT THE DREAM 537 00:37:16,691 --> 00:37:26,634 WAS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO HOLD NOW OVER AND OVER * * I KEEP GOING OVER 538 00:37:26,634 --> 00:37:40,715 THE WORLD WE KNE DAYS WHEN YOU * * USED TO LOVE ME * 539 00:37:40,715 --> 00:38:02,436 * * * AND EVERY BRIGHT NEON SIG 540 00:38:02,436 --> 00:38:14,615 TURNED INTO STAR AND THE SUN AND THE MOON * * SEEMED TO BE OURS 541 00:38:14,615 --> 00:38:25,526 EACH ROAD THAT WE TOOK TURNED INTO GOLD * * BUT THE DREAM WAS TOO MUC 542 00:38:25,526 --> 00:38:33,467 FOR YOU TO HOL NOW OVER AND OVER * * I KEEP GOING OVER 543 00:38:33,467 --> 00:38:45,946 THE WORLD WE KNE DAYS WHEN YOU * * USED TO LOVE ME 544 00:38:45,946 --> 00:39:03,030 OVER AND OVE I KEEP GOING OVER * * THE WORLD WE KNEW * 545 00:39:03,030 --> 00:39:07,168 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU TO JOSH GROBAN. 546 00:39:07,168 --> 00:39:10,571 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 547 00:39:10,571 --> 00:39:28,689 * Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING 548 00:39:28,689 --> 00:39:30,891 STAY SAFE OUT THERE. WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. 549 00:39:30,891 --> 00:39:35,096 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 550 00:39:35,096 --> 00:40:05,326 * * * 551 00:40:05,326 --> 00:40:08,429 * * *