Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK
CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON. TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS SARAH PAULSON HENRY GOLDING, MUSICAL GUEST CAR SEAT
HEADREST AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HI THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WOW.
OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY. PLEASE
THANK YOU SO MUCH, AND WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO STUDIO 6A IN NEW YORK CITY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS "THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
[ CHEERS ] LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND JOKES.
WELL, GUYS EALIER TODAY, RUDY GULIANI HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE
[ LAUGHTER ] HE HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT THE ELECTION, AND LET'S
JUST SAY IN THE HISTORY OF INSANE RUDY PRESS CONFERENCES, THIS COULD BE HIS MASTERPIECE.
HERE ARE SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS
GOOD AFTERNOON. DID YOU ALL WATCH "MY COUSIN VINNY"
"HOW MANY FINGERS DO I GOT UP? AND SHE SAYS, "THREE." THAT COULD HAVE BEEN MICKEY
MOUSE. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A DEAD PERSON
OH, MR. GIULIANI, YOU ALREADY VOTED. I DID?
I DON'T REMEMBER VOTING. NO, I DIDN'T YES, YOU DID
ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES
UNLESS YOU'RE STUNAD THAT'S AN ITALIAN EXPRESSION FOR STUPID
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT WENT ON FOR 40 MINUTES.
I THINK OUR VOTING SYSTEM IS FINE I THINK IT'S RUDY THAT'S
BROKEN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I REALLY DO.
I'VE SEEN PEOPLE MAKE MORE SENSE AFTER POUNDING A CASE OF FOUR LOKO.
THAT STARTED AS AN UPDATE ON THE ELECTION LAWSUITS AND TURNED INTO EVERY BAD IMPROV
SHOW I'VE EVER BEEN TO LIKE, "OH, OKAY, SOMEBODY CALL OUT A CASE OF FRAUD, A MOVIE
AND A CARTOON CHARACTER. BY THE END, EVEN RUDY FORGOT WHY HE WAS THERE
HE WAS LIKE, "AND THAT'S WHY I'M RUNNING FOR MAYOR OF THE GREATEST CITY -- WAIT, WHAT?
WHAT AM I DOING? WHILE HE WAS TALKING, A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE NOTICING HOW SWEATY
RUDY LOOKED. CHECK IT OUT YEAH
WOW, NOTHING SCREAMS "CONFIDENT LAWYER" LIKE A GUY STANDING IN FRONT OF EVERYONE DRIPPING IN
SWEAT. [ LAUGHTER ] LATER IN THE DAY, RUDY APPEARED
BEFORE A FEDERAL JUDGE AND A A GLAND SPECIALIST [ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S SWEATING LIKE BORAT JUST WALKED IN THE ROOM BUT THIS IS GOOD
RUDY DRIED HIMSELF OFF BY STANDING IN FRONT OF A LEAF BLOWER FROM FOUR SEASONS TOTAL
LANDSCAPING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GOSH, HE WAS REALLY SWEATING,
BUT IT DIDN'T STOP THERE AND GUYS, I'M NOT JOKING -- THIS ISN'T MADE UP
WE DIDN'T WRITE THIS IN. WE DIDN'T PUT THIS -- IT'S NOT -- THIS IS REAL.
AT ONE POINT, RUDY'S HAIR DYE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
ACTUALLY STARTED DRIPPING DOWN HIS FACE THIS IS REAL
WE DIDN'T DO THIS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
WE'RE FRUSTRATED WITH WHAT WE KEEP READING. [ LAUGHTER ]
PENNSYLVANIA, MICHIGAN, WISCONSIN. -- THAT COME FROM OTHER PEOPLE,
AMERICAN CITIZENS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: UGH.
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE'S A PHOTO JUST SO YOU CAN SEE. [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
GOSH, WHAT DOES HE USE FOR HAIR DYE, HERSHEY'S SYRUP [ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN RUDY WAKES UP IN THE MORNING, HIS PILLOW MUST LOOK LIKE A RORSCHACH TEST.
[ LAUGHTER ] MY DAD NEVER CAME TO MY BASEBALL GAMES
LATER THEY HAD TO CLEAN RUDY OFF LIKE A SEAGULL IN THOSE COMMERCIALS FOR DAWN DISH SOAP
[ LAUGHTER ] HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WRING OUT A
A RAG AT JIFFY LUBE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] RUDY LOOKS LIKE YOUR PRINTER
AFTER YOU PUT THE WRONG INK CARTRIDGE IN I THINK RUDY'S IN TROUBLE.
BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING WE KNOW ABOUT TRUMP IT'S THAT HE HATES LEAKERS.
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ CYBAL CRASH OH, YOU LIKED THE OTHER JOKES.
COME ON. YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAVE STOPPED PEOPLE FROM SEEING
THAT, BY THE WAY A MASK YOU LEARN A LITTLE BIT HERE
TONIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS A LITTLE -- THAT WAS
A LITTLE "THE MORE YOU KNOW" TYPE JOKE THERE. YEAH
NOT NECESSARILY ALL JOKES ARE FUNNY, BUT SOME ARE, YOU KNOW, LESSONS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M JUST HERE TO GIVE YOU SOME LESSONS.
THAT'S ALL I'M HERE FOR. IT'S NOT ALL BAD FOR RUDY. HE JUST LANDED A HAIR DYE
ENDORSEMENT FROM "JUST FOR UNHINGED MEN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT STORY CAN FOLLOW THAT ONE, SO LET'S JUST GO WITH SOMETHING WE CAN
ALL AGREE IS ADORABLE. WATCH THIS
HERE AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN NEW YORK, WORKERS FOUND A A SAW-WHET OWL TUCKED INSIDE
THE ICONIC CHRISTMAS TREE BROUGHT DOWN TO THE CITY FROM UPSTATE.
THE BIRD IS NOW BEING CARED FOR AT A WILDLIFE CENTER WHICH DECIDED TO NAME IT ROCKEFELLER
Jimmy: THAT POOR OWL MUST HAVE WOKEN UP LIKE ANYONE WHO'S PASSED OUT IN THE BACK OF AN
UBER [ LAUGHTER ] "WHERE DID YOU TAKE ME
I LIVE FOUR BLOCKS FROM THE BAR. EVERYONE LOVES THAT TINY OWL
IN FACT, HE'S SO POPULAR, IN FACT HE'S NOW HOSTING THE FIFTH HOUR OF THE "TODAY" SHOW
ISNT' THAT AWESOME LOOK AT HIM. [ APPLAUSE ]
THERE HE IS. ROCKY. SERIOUSLY, THIS OWL IS SO
FAMOUS HE ALREADY HAS A BOOK DEAL AND A CLOTHING LINE WITH LENNY KRAVITZ.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT THE OWL IS DOING WELL. HE WAS SAFELY REMOVED AND SENT
TO LIVE IN THE SAME WILDLIFE CENTER AS RUDY GIULIANI. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT SHOWS YOU HOW MUCH WE'RE SICK OF TALKING TO POLITICS. LESTER HOLT IS REPORTING A
A STORY ABOUT A BIRD IN A TREE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, SPEAKING OF CUTIES HERE
AT 30 ROCK, MSNBC'S STEVE KORNACKI WAS JUST NAMED ONE OF "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE'S
SEXIEST MEN OF 2020. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP.
KORNACKI KNEW HE'D WON AFTER A A BIG VOTE DUMP OUT OF BUCKS COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NATURALLY WHEN HE SAW THE FINAL LIST, TRUMP CALL IT FRAUD AND
DEMANDED A RECOUNT HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON IF YOU'RE A
A "CHARLIE BROWN" FAN. WATCH THIS
THE "CHARLIE BROWN" HOLIDAY SPECIAL WILL AIR ON FREE TV AFTER ALL.
LAST MONTH APPLE TV BECAME THE NEW HOME TO SNOOPY AND THE GANG, BUT AFTER PUBLIC OUTCRY,
APPLE IS TEAMING UP WITH PBS TO AIR THE HOLIDAY SPECIALS Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN THEY HEARD THAT THE PEANUTS GANG CELEBRATED BY
DOING THE DANCE WHERE THEY ONLY MOVE THE LOWER HALF OF THEIR BODIES
* MEANWHILE, NOT EVERYONE IS EXCITED ABOUT PEANUTS AIRING ON
PBS. TODAY CHARLIE BROWN GOT A TEXT FROM DANIEL TIGER THAT SAID,
"FIND YOUR OWN TURF, YOU BALD BITCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, THIS IS INTERESTING I SAW THAT OUR GOOD FRIEND MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY SAID THAT
HE HASN'T RULED OUT RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF TEXAS. YOU KNOW, AFTER WHAT WE HAVE
BEEN THROUGH THE LAST FOUR YEARS HE OBVIOUSLY SEEMS OVERQUALIFIED.
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE'D DO IN TEXAS, BUT HE COULD PROBABLY WIN COLORADO TOMORROW.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HERE IT COMES. GET READY.
SOME PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED HE MIGHT BE TOO LIBERAL, BUT McCONAUGHEY ASSURES EVERYONE
THAT HE'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* I HAD TO DO IT I HAD TO DO IT
IT WAS THERE THEY SET IT UP NO, THEY -- IT'S ON THE TEE,
THEY GAVE ME A CLUB. I MIGHT AS WELL JUST -- I HAD TO DO IT
IT WAS TEED UP WELL, GUYS, A LOT OF PEOPLE FOLLOW THE NEWS BY CHECKING OUT
WHAT'S TRENDING ON TWITTER AND SOMETIMES JUST SEEING A HASHTAG DOESN'T TELL THE
WHOLE STORY, SO TO QUICKLY CATCH YOU UP ON THE WEEK, WE'VE DECIDED TO TAKE A LOOK AT
WHAT'S TRENDING AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.
FIRST UP, "UNDER THE TABLE" WAS TRENDING YOU MAY THINK IT'S BECAUSE
THAT'S HOW SENATE REPUBLICANS ARE REACHING OUT TO BIDEN, BUT UNDER THE TABLE IS ACTUALLY
TRENDING BECAUSE IT'S WHERE ERIC AND DON, JR. EAT THANKSGIVING DINNER.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, "GREETINGS EARTHLINGS" WAS TRENDING
YOU MAY THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF POSSIBLE LIFE ON THE MOON, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY TRENDING BECAUSE
IT'S HOW ADAM SILVER BEGAN THE NBA DRAFT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
UP NEXT, "STAY IN YOUR LANE, GIRL" WAS TRENDING YOU MAY THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF
GOSSIP ABOUT "REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK," BUT IT'S ACTUALLY TRENDING BECAUSE IT'S WHAT BABY
YODA SAID WHEN HE SAW BABY OWL [ APPLAUSE ] UP NEXT, "OIL LEAK" WAS
TRENDING YOU MAY THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF AN OIL SPILL IN THE INDIAN
OCEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY TRENDING BECAUSE OF RUDY GIULIANI'S PRESS
CONFERENCE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, "FU GOODBYE" WAS
TRENDING YOU MAY THINK IT'S BECAUSE THE SONG JUST HIT THE BILLBOARD HOT
100, BUT "FU GOODBYE" IS ACTUALLY TRENDING BECAUSE IT'S THE FIST DRAFT OF TRUMP'S
CONCESSION SPEECH. [ APPLAUSE ] SEE?
VERY CONFUSING SO WE HELP YOU OUT. FINALLY, A MAN WHO MAKES
COFFINS WAS AT HIS HOUSE WHEN A METEORITE CRASHED THROUGH THE ROOF
WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT METEORITE WAS RARE AND HE JUST SOLD IT FOR OVER $1 MILLION.
THE GUY WAS LIKE, "I'M ALREADY A COFFIN MAKER I DIDN'T THINK MY LIFE COULD
GET ANY BETTER AND THEN THIS HAPPENED." YEAH, IT FELL THROUGH HIS ROOF,
AND PEOPLE ARE ALREADY TAKING ADVANTAGE. THE CONTRACTOR WAS LIKE, "TO
FIX THIS HOLE, THAT'S GOING TO BE 800 GRAND." [ APPLAUSE ]
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU, ROOTS
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. HER NEW FILM "RUN" PREMIERES
TOMORROW ON HULU SARAH PAULSON IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SHE IS SO FUN. WE'LL BE DOING SOME IMPRESSIONS WITH HER LATER ON IN THE SHOW.
PLUS, FROM THE NEW MOVIE "MONSOON," HENRY GOLDING IS DROPPING BY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "MONSOON." AND HENRY IS GOING TO GIVE US
A SNEAK PEEK OF THE NEW SNAKE EYES," THE G.I. JOE ORIGIN STORY.
"SNAKE EYES. OH, YEAH THAT NO ONE'S SEEN BEFORE, BUT
YEAH WE'RE GOING TO SEE IT TONIGHT. IT'S GOING TO BE FUN
AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM CAR SEAT HEADREST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS HERE WE GO
* * HASHTAG
HASHTAGS * * Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING
EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC
THANKSGIVING IS JUST A WEEK AWAY, AND IT'S GOING TO BE A A DIFFERENT ONE THIS YEAR SO I
SENT OUT A HASHTAG CALLED #NEWTHANKSGIVINGTRADITIONS, WHERE I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET
A THANKSGIVING TRADITION UPDATED FOR 2020 FOR INSTANCE, I TWEETED, "THE
TURKEY NOW PARDONS THE PRESIDENT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG.
WE DO IT EVERY WEEK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE #NEWTHANKSGIVINGTRADITIONS
RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @RONAPIRHANA
SHE SAYS, "EXPERIENCING SUDDEN TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WHEN RELATIVES START ASKING ABOUT MY
LOVE LIFE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
THIS ONE IS FROM @SEVENISSEVEN SHE SAYS, "WEARING YOUR DRESSY SWEATPANTS."
OH, THAT'S NICE. [ APPLAUSE ] BREAK OUT THE GOOD ONES FOR
THANKSGIVING THIS ONE'S FROM @CURIOUSLIFTER HE SAYS, "SCREAMING AT THE
SCALE, 'STOP THE COUNT!'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS SCALE IS COMPLETELY
RIGGED THIS ONE'S FROM @ROBMKIAS. HE SAYS SNEAKING INTO OTHER
FAMILY ZOOM CALLS AND ACTING OFFENDED THAT NO ONE REMEMBERS ME
[ LAUGHTER ] "I'M ROB, YOUR SECOND COUSIN USED TO PLAY NINTENDO ALL THE
TIME." THIS ONE'S FROM @BRENTFOE4242. HE SAYS, "I WEAR A MASK SO I
CAN HIDE MY REACTION TO MY MOTHER-IN-LAW PUTTING RAISINS IN THE STUFFING!
[ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] RAISINS IN THE STUFFING.
ABSOLUTELY NOT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT RAISINS GO IN.
THAT'S A THING? Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK PEOPLE JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH.
Questlove: OF RAISINS Jimmy: NO, THEY JUST WANT TO PUT THEIR OWN THUMBPRINT ON
SOMETHING. THEY JUST CAN'T HAVE STUFFING. Questlove: YEAH
Jimmy: THEY GO, "OH, MINE'S DIFFERENT. MINE'S GOT ICE CREAM IN IT
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE IS FROM @JAYISNERVOUS HE SAYS, "TACO THURSDAY!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A GOOD THANKSGIVING TRADITION.
THERE YOU GO 2020 THIS ONE FROM @MATTHEWBAPST.
HE SAYS, "INVITE THE IN-LAWS OVER TO THANKSGIVING DINNER. THEY CAN SIT OUTSIDE ON THE
FRONT PORCH WHILE WE WATCH THEM EAT FROM THE RING DOORBELL VIDEO STREAM
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CURRENTLY TESTING WHETHER A TURKEY LEG FITS OUT OF A MAIL
SLOT." [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON, MATTHEW
HE'S BEING SAFE, THOUGH. GOOD FOR HIM THIS ONE'S FROM @JENNERIFIC.
SHE SAYS, "THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE IS NOW JUST DR. FAUCI ON A TRUCK BED
WITH A BULL HORN YELLING, 'GO HOME!'" [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE'S FROM
@RYANBARTHOLOME. HE SAYS, "WE AGREE TO NEVER HAVE HAM THAT LOOKS LIKE COVID
AGAIN. LOOK AT THAT [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
THERE YOU GO THAT'S PRETTY GOOD I LIKE RYAN.
I THINK HE IS A BIG SUPPORTER OF OUR SHOW. I SEE HIM ON THE TWITTERS ALL
THE TIME THIS LAST ONE IS @IRONASNEEDED SHE SAYS, "EAT ENOUGH TURKEY TO
KEEP ME ASLEEP UNTIL 2021. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
SARAH PAULSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING ACTOR THAT YOU KNOW FROM HER
INCREDIBLE WORK IN "AMERICAN HORROR STORY" AND "AMERICAN CRIME STORY" ANTHOLOGIES
HER NEW FILM "RUN" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HULU THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR.
HERE IS SARAH PAULSON. THAT'S MY BUD! * KEEP SHINING *
* KNOWING YOU * * CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON * Jimmy: FANTASTIC.
I LOVED YOUR VERSION I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAID *
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK GREAT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING
BACK TO THE SHOW I WANT THE TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE "RUN."
IT LOOKS INTENSE AND AWESOME BUT FIRST, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS
YOU ARE IN PRODUCTION RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE BACK AT WORK FOR
"IMPEACHMENT: AN AMERICAN CRIME STORY. THIS IS YOUR LATEST
COLLABORATION WITH RYAN MURPHY AND YOU'RE PLAYING LINDA TRIPP YOU POSTED THIS PHOTO THE OTHER
DAY. LOOK AT THIS ARE YOU A CHAMELEON?
IT'S THE STRANGEST THING I'VE EVER DONE IT'S THE HARDEST THING I'VE
EVER DONE. THERE'S SOMETHING VERY, VERY HELPFUL ABOUT LOOKING IN A
A MIRROR AND GOING, "WHOA, I DON'T SEE MYSELF AT ALL. Jimmy: WOW.
THERE'S THE NOSE ON THERE THERE ARE TEETH IN THERE THERE -- IT'S A WHOLE PROCESS
THAT IS KIND OF OVERWHELMING Jimmy: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE STANDING DIFFERENTLY
I AM. I HAVE A WHOLE -- I'M WORKING WITH A MOVEMENT COACH 'CAUSE I
JUST WANTED TO BE LIKE ALL THE PEOPLE IN "THE CROWN" WHO ALSO DID THAT, BECAUSE LINDA HAD
A SPECIFIC WAY OF HOLDING HER BODY THAT IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN MINE.
Jimmy: YEAH, I JUST SAW THAT FROM THAT PHOTO. YEAH.
WELL, THEN IT MEANS IT'S GOING TO WORK MAYBE, JIMMY Jimmy: I'M JUST TELLING YOU
ALREADY. IT'S THE BIGGEST SWING -- I HAVE TO TELL YOU IT'S THE
BIGGEST SWING I'VE EVER TAKEN. IT FEELS A LITTLE -- A LITTLE SCARY.
Jimmy: REALLY YEAH. YES, I HAVE A VOICE.
I'M DOING A -- LIKE PEOPLE MIGHT BE LIKE, "OH, GOD, CLICK.
Jimmy: NEVER! LIKE, "BORING, CLICK. Jimmy: NEVOR.
N-E-V-O-R. NEVOR. NEVOR
Jimmy: NEVOR. NEVOR EVOR *
NO SARAH, I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING, BECAUSE I
THOUGHT THIS WAS KIND OF FUN THERE WAS A MEME GOING AROUND DURING, YOU KNOW, QUARANTINE
CALLED THE 2020 CHALLENGE, WHERE YOU POST A COLLAGE OF PHOTOS OF YOURSELF, ONE MORE
EVERY MONTH STARTING BEFORE THE QUARANTINE, AND THEN DURING IT AND YOU POSTED SOMETHING AND IT
JUST CAPTURED YOUR MOOD DURING ALL THE MONTHS CAN WE SEE JUST WHAT YOU
POSTED 'CAUSE THIS -- I JUST -- IT'S EXACTLY SUMMED EVERYTHING UP
SEPTEMBER WAS THE ONE I'M LIKE -- IT WAS JUST GOOD SINCE WE'RE MISSING OCTOBER,
NOVEMBER, AND DECEMBER, I WAS JUST THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD FINISH YOUR 2020 CHALLENGE LIVE
TONIGHT. OKAY. Jimmy: YEAH
I'M GOING TRY Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WE START WITH OCTOBER,
RIGHT? Jimmy: YEAH RIGHT
Jimmy: YUP. WHAT'S THE OCTOBER OKAY, ARE WE READY?
Jimmy: YEAH I ONLY RESPOND TO ACTION, SO -
Jimmy: AND ACTION OKAY. [ CAMERA CLICK ]
Jimmy: SO FUNNY WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THAT. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT.
ALRIGHT, THAT WAS OCTOBER. OKAY, OKAY. Jimmy: NOW I WANT YOU TO GET
INTO NOVEMBER. INTO CURRENT MOOD. WHAT IS YOUR NOVEMBER MOOD
OKAY, READY Jimmy: AND ACTION [ CAMERA CLICK ]
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOODNESS. I JUST LOVE TALKING TO YOU
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. DECEMBER, ANY FORECAST FOR DECEMBER
YEAH. I SURE DO HAVE A FORE -- I HAVE A FORECAST. Jimmy: OH, YOU DO
OKAY AND DECEMBER AND ACTION
[ CAMERA CLICK ] [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD
THAT'S A GIANT BOTTLE OF BOOZE, THAT LAST ONE. YEAH.
Jimmy: OH, MY GOD OH, MY GOSH. CONGRATS ON THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE
AWARD. THAT'S AMAZING THANK YOU
Jimmy: YOU GOT ONE. IT'S ACTUALLY BOOZE. OOH [ BLEEP
Jimmy: OH, MY GOD THAT WAS YOUR PUBLICIST. YEAH.
THE TIN MAN IS YOUR PUBLICIST? THAT'S WILD. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS UP TO
SINCE THE MOVIE. BEEN VERY BUSY WITH ME, JIMMY.
Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- I'M HAPPY HE BOOKED YOU ON OUR SHOW.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW MOVIE "RUN." IT STARS STREAMING TOMORROW ON
HULU, AND THIS IS JUST FROM THE CLIPS I HAVE SEEN IT'S JUST NONSTOP ANXIETY FROM START TO
FINISH, AND YOU ARE, AGAIN -- YOU JUST RIP IT UP IT'S SO MUCH FUN
THERE'S TWIST UPON TWIST UPON TURNS. TURNS
WE'RE DRIVING ONE WAY AND THEN IT'S LIKE RRR! Jimmy: ALSO I LOVE THE ACTOR
WHO PLAYS YOUR DAUGHTER. IS IT KIRA SHE'S INCREDIBLE.
HER NAME IS KIRA ALLEN Jimmy: KIRA ALLEN THIS IS HER MOVIE DEBUT, OR
HER DEBUTT AS I LIKE TO SAY. Jimmy: YEAH THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN
70 YEARS THAT THERE HAS BEEN A A MAJOR THRILLER STARRING A WHEELCHAIR USER, AND I
THINK -- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT WHEN I WAS 19 OR 20 YEARS OLD I CERTAINLY WASN'T STARRING
IN A MOVIE AND ABSOLUTELY WIPING THE FLOOR WITH EVERYONE IN IT, WHICH IS MAINLY ME.
SHE GOES TO COLUMBIA SHE STUDIES WRITING, PSYCHOLOGY, NEUROSCIENCE, AND
I'M JUST LIKE, "I'M AN ACTRESS THAT'S WHAT I DO IS I ACT. Jimmy: NO, NO, NO
"WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO BE I'M ACTING." Jimmy: NO, YOU GUYS -
SHE'S, LIKE, VERY SERIOUS Jimmy: HOW AMAZING. AND VERY TALENTED
I'M SURE WE'LL ALL BE SEEING MUCH MORE FROM HER Jimmy: CAN WE SET UP THE
FILM AND WHAT IT'S ABOUT YEAH. THIS MOVIE IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL
THRILLER ABOUT AN INCREASINGLY SINISTER RELATIONSHIP AND A MOTHER AND DAUGHTER, AND TO
ECHO WHAT YOU SAID, IF I SAY MORE THAN THAT, I'M GOING TO GIVE IT AWAY
Jimmy: YEAH, SO YOU JUST HAVE TO WATCH, AND HONESTLY IT'S JUST --
IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF A "MISERY" VIBE, LITTLE BIT OF A KATHY BATES/JAMES KHAN VIBE.
Jimmy: I FELT THAT. YEAH IS IT TRUE THAT IN THE SCRIPT
YOU THAT GOT YOUR CHARACTER DIDN'T HAVE A NAME YEAH, HER NAME WAS MOTHER
RIGHT AWAY I WAS LIKE, "IN I'M IN MOTHER, DAUGHTER."
I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T NEED A NAME JUST CALL ME MOTHER.
Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO OKAY, I LOVE IT. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S SARAH PAULSON IN "RUN" ON HULU. TAKE A LOOK.
YES, I AM STILL HERE. SO THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
THEN AND YOU'LL LET ME KNOW YEAH, FINE
GOOD-BYE HOW LONG WILL IT BE DOWN FOR?
OH, I DON'T KNOW. TOMORROW, NEXT WEEK. THE WINDOW THEY GAVE WAS 'TIL
THE END OF THE MONTH HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS ABOUT THE INTERNET
Jimmy: SARAH PAULSON. WE ALWAYS DO SOMETHING FUN WHEN YOU'RE ON THE SHOW
CAN YOU STICK AROUND FOR A A GAME I WOULD LOVE TO
Jimmy: SARAH PAULSON AND I ARE GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD IN A NEW GAME WHEN WE COME BACK
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY/ * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HANGING OUT WITH MY BESTIE, SARAH PAULSON!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW SARAH, YOU'VE DONE SOME AMAZING
IMPRESSIONS ON THE SHOW BEFORE, AND WITH THAT IN MIND WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A BRAND NEW GAME
CALLED "GUESS THE IMPRESSION."
*
* GUESS THE IMPRESSIO GUESS THE IMPRESSION * *
Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. SO IN FRONT OF EACH OF US IS A A STACK OF CARDS -
I'M NERVOUS Jimmy: -- WITH CELEBRITIES' NAMES ON THEM.
ON YOUR TURN, YOU DRAW A CARD AND HAVE TO DO AN IMPRESSION OF WHOEVER IS ON THE CARD, TRYING
TO GET THE OTHER PERSON TO GUESS. AND YOU WANT TO GET THE OTHER
PLAYER TO GUESS AS MANY AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THE TIMER RUNS OUT.
OKAY, BUT FULL DISCLOSURE, THESE DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE OUR ARSENAL OF MAGIC ACTION.
THIS COULD JUST BE WHATEVER HAPPENS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOX
Jimmy: YEAH, I HAVE NOT - "IN THE BOX, LARRY. SO WHAT'S IN THE BOX."
OKAY Jimmy: WAIT, THAT'S NOT A A FIRST ONE, RIGHT
NO, IT ISN'T. Jimmy: ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. NO, THESE ARE NOT -- I DON'T
KNOW WHAT NAMES ARE ON YOU DON'T KNOW THESE EITHER. NOPE.
Jimmy: THESE AREN'T OUR GO-TO IMPRESSIONS. CORRECT
Jimmy: ALIGHT, YOU'RE UP FIRST. READY, SET -- I'M GONNA TRY TO
GUESS. GO OKAY.
* IF YOU BELIEVE IN LOV AFTER LOVE * Jimmy: OH, THAT'S CHER.
[ BELL RINGS ] THAT'S CHER ALL THE WAY. "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT. Jimmy: MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. [ BELL RINGS ]
YES "MY NAME, I'M BOND, JAMES BOND."
Jimmy: OH, SEAN CONNERY [ BELL RINGS ] YES
Jimmy: WOW. OH. "I MAY BE THE GREATEST ACTRESS
IN THE WORLD AND ALSO KNOW AS THE -- Jimmy: MERYL STREEP
[ BELL RINGS ] YEAH. Jimmy: WOW.
SHE GOES UP AND SHE GOES DOWN Jimmy: SHE GOES UP AND DOWN
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS PERSON [ INDISCERNIBLE
Jimmy: RUDY GIULIANI? [ LAUGHTER ] [ INDISCERNIBLE
Jimmy: OOH, AN EAGLE. NO, NO. Jimmy: OH, YODA
YODA [ BELL RINGS ] YES
Jimmy: OH, MY GOD I DON'T WATCH THIS. Jimmy: AN EAGLE
OH, MY -- I DON'T KNOW NEVER SAID THAT EVER IN HIS LIFE
UM, OH, GOD [ BLEEP CAN I NOT SAY THAT
Jimmy: IT'S TOO LATE NOW. PASS, PASS. Jimmy: OKAY
UM -- [ BUZZER ] [ BLEEP
Jimmy: OH, MY GOD WE GOT TO BLEEP YOU OUT. WHAT AN AWFUL TURN IT TOOK AT
THE END. SORRY Jimmy: WHO WAS -- YOU CAN'T
EVEN SAY WHO IT WAS? IT WAS ANNE HATHAWAY. IT WAS ANNE HATHAWAY
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO -- WHAT WOULD YOU DO I MEAN, I WAS TRYING TO THINK
OF THE SONG FROM "LES MIS. Jimmy: OH, YES. YEAH, I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF THE
SONG WAS GONNA SAY "I DREAM A DREAM OF DAYS GONE BY" BUT
THAT WASN'T IT WAS IT * MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVING *
* Jimmy: YES IT WAS OH, SEE
WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THOUGH? Jimmy: NO NO.
Jimmy: NO I WOULD NOT HAVE. FANTASTIC Jimmy: OKAY, THIS IS MY
TURN READY FOR THIS 60 SECONDS
I'M GONNA GO FAST. OKAY. Jimmy: HERE WE GO
"1%, UH, THE RICH ARE TOO RICH." WHAT?
Jimmy: "WE NEED BIGGER MIDDLE CLASS." OH, BERNIE SANDERS.
Jimmy: YES. [ BELL RINGS ] YES.
"RAISE THE BALL, PUT THE BALL IN THE BASKET, CHIEF." OH, IT'S JACK NICHOLSON
Jimmy: YES. [ BELL RINGS ] OKAY, VERY GOOD.
UH, OKAY OH, GOSH "I'M A COMEDIAN, BUT I TALK
LIKE THIS SOMETIMES. WHAT, HOW DO WE SEE A DOCTOR, BUT A DOCTOR COULDN'T SEE
A PATIENT. OH, GOD Jimmy: "A PATIENT COULDN'T
SEE A DOCTOR, BUT THE DOC --" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT NO
OKAY, PASS JOHN MULANEY THIS GUY TALKS LIKE THAT
HE GETS VERY DARK LIKE THAT. AND THEN GETS LOUD HE TALKS LIKE THAT
"BATMAN! HE WAS DOES THAT THING - [ INHALES
-- AND THEN HE GETS REALLY SCREWED UP ON -- [ INHALES
-- HUFFING KIDS. [ BUZZER ] [ BUZZER ]
[ LAUGHTER ] DON'T GIVE ME TWO BUZZES HOW RUDE
YOU GO -- [ MIMICS JIMMY ] Jimmy: NO
I DID NOT KNOW. Jimmy: WASN'T HE IN "CIDER HOUSE RULES.
"ALL YOU KIDS GET TO BED NOW YOU -- MICHAEL CAINE
Jimmy: "THAT'S HOW -- [ INDISCENABLE ] OF COURSE -- HE TALKS LIKE
THAT THAT IS -- OH, THAT ONE'S BETTER
THAT'S MY "ADELE." IT'S NOT VERY GOOD WELL, IT'S SORT OF MY "ADELE."
Jimmy: THIS LIKE YOUR "ADELE," MY "MICHAEL CAINE" TOGETHER
MY "ADELE" AND YOUR "MICHAEL CAINE" ARE BOTH TERRIBLE
SARAH PAULSEN, FOR THIS LAST ROUND, WE'RE GONNA SEE HOW MANY WE CAN GET TOGETHER.
OKAY. Jimmy: READY? YUP
Jimmy: WE GOT THIS. GO "GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
YOU'RE THE WORST COOK IN WORLD. Jimmy: ADELE.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO. Jimmy: OH, OH,
GORDON RAMSEY. [ BELL RINGS ] YES
Jimmy: UH, OKAY "I EAT SPAGHETTI DINNERS WITH MY DAUGHTER.
DID I SAY HIS NAME YOU DIDN'T SAY HIS NAME Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T NAMES
"SPAGHETTI DINNERS WITH MY DAUGHTER." YOU'RE TONY SOPRANO.
YOU'RE - Jimmy: "EVERY AFTERNOON, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU GUYS ABOUT
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE IN THE CITY AND MY BROTHER -- MY BROTHER'S ON TV.
OOH, CUOMO? Jimmy: YES, YES [ BELL RINGS ]
SORRY FOR THAT GO, GO, GO, SORRY. IT WAS BAD
OH, GOD OOH. NOW --
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY "UH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN
YEAH, MAN. UHH, I DON'T KNOW. Jimmy: UH, I DON'T --
"I'VE GOT A BROTHER WHO'S ALSO AN ACTOR. Jimmy: WHAT
[ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ] [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT WAIT, A BROTHER. "I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
I THINK IT'S NOT FOR BAD NEVER HAVING DONE IT Jimmy: OH, OWEN WILSON.
[ BELL RINGS ] I THINK IT WENT PRETTY GOOD Jimmy: NOT BAD.
THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. IT WAS NOT BAD. LIKE -
Jimmy: "I DON'T KNOW, MAN." TOOK ME A MINUTE. Jimmy: THAT'S A VERY GOOD
IMPRESSION IT'S NOT BAD. Jimmy: I LIKE -
IT'S NOT BAD HAVING NEVER DONE IT. NEVER SEEN "THE FOX.
Jimmy: LIKE "CUOMO" WAS TERRIBLE BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO
SAY. ON CUOMO, YOU SEEMED A LITTLE LIKE TONY SOPRANO
Jimmy: I KNOW AND THEN ALEC BALWIN AND ALSO SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED
Jimmy: I WAS -- "I'LL BE BACK HASTA LA VISTA, BABY."
Jimmy: I JUST WANTED TO HEAR MORE OF IT I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
"HASTA LA VISTA, BABY." Jimmy: DUDE, I WANT SOMEONE TO REMIX AND MAKE THAT INTO
A DANCE CLASSIC. "HASTA LA VISTA, BABY Both: HASTA LA VISTA, BABY.
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY." Jimmy: THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN SARAH PAULSON, EVERYBODY
HER NEW MOVIE "RUN" IS OUT ON HULU TOMORROW! STICK AROUND FOR MORE "TONIGHT
SHOW, EVERYBODY. "HASTA LA VISTA, BABY. *
"HASTA LA VISTA, BABY.
* Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A FANTASTIC ACTOR, WHO YOU KNOW
FROM FILMS LIKE "CRAZY RICH ASIANS" AND "THE GENTLEMAN." HIS LATEST MOVIE "MONSOON" IS
AVAILABLE IN VIRTUAL CINEMAS, AND ON DEMAND ON YOUR FAVORITE STREAMING PLATFORM
HERE IS HENRY GOLDING, EVERYONE OH, COME ON.
IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. WHAT'S UP, JIMMY. GOOD TO SEE YOU, BROTHER
Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW YOU LOOK GREAT, BUDDY.
BEFORE WE START THE INTERVIEW, I JUST WANT TO SAY, I WISH YOU WERE HERE IN PERSON, SO I COULD
SAY CONGRATULATIONS BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR WIFE LIV ARE EXPECTING A BABY
WE ARE, OUR FIRST MAN, I MADE THE MOST OUT OF QUARANTINE, YOU KNOW
Jimmy: YES! THAT'S GREAT IT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY TIME
THAT WE'VE SPENT LONGER THAN TWO OR THREE MONTHS TOGETHER WITHOUT TRAVELING, SO I THINK
A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "THIS IS THE TIME YOU'VE GOT CONCENTRATE ON FAMILY.
THIS IS A TIME WHERE YOU RECONNECT. Jimmy: YEP.
AND WE JUST MADE THE MOST OF IT WE'RE SO EXCITED
Jimmy: WE NEED GOOD NEWS THESE DAYS THIS IS SUCH GOOD NEWS
HONESTLY, YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE BEST DAD CONGRATS ON THAT
APPRECIATE IT Jimmy: BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE "MONSOON," I WANT TO
ASK YOU ABOUT ANOTHER MOVIE YOU'RE STARRING IN, "SNAKE EYES."
IT COMES OUT NEXT YEAR "SNAKE EYES" -- THIS IS -- I THINK EVERYONE KNOWS G.I. JOE.
I WAS INTO G.I. JOE GROWING UP PROBABLY A LIT BIT TOO LATE. I THINK MY PARENTS HAD TO BE
LIKE, "OKAY, YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR THIS." BUT I WAS WATCHING EVERY DAY
AFTER SCHOOL AND INTO THE CARTOONS I HAD ALL THE ACTION FIGURES
WAIT, IS THIS LIKE AN ORIGIN STORY? YEAH, IT'S "SNAKE EYES"
G.I. JOE ORIGINS WE START ALL THE WAY FROM THE BEGINNING TO GET TO THE CORE OF
WHO THIS GUY IS. IT'S SUPER EXCITING. Jimmy: THIS IS A GIANT,
GIANT, GIANT ACTION MOVIE. OH YEAH Jimmy: I MEAN, WAS IT
GENTLEMAN THAT GOT YOU INTO -- EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "OH, HE CAN DO ACTION GREAT?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY DEFINITELY WENT OUT ON A WHIM FOR ME.
LIKE, THEY HAD NO IDEA I COULD ACHIEVE ANY OF THIS. Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU
COULD ACHIEVE IT LUCKILY MY MOVEMENT'S PRETTY GOOD
I'VE BEEN BOXING FOR A LITTLE WHILE, A BIT OF MUAY THAI. BUT IT PUT ME THROUGH MY PACES
WE HAD, LIKE, FOUR HOURS OF CHOREOGRAPHY EVERY SINGLE DAY. WE HAD TWO HOURS OF SCRIPT
WORK, AND, LIKE, HOUR OF P.T FOR LITERALLY TWO AND A HALF MONTHS, I COULD NOT SIT ON THE
TOILET, AND I COULD NOT -- AND IF I MADE MY WAY TO THE TOILET, I COULDN'T GET UP FROM THE
TOILET LITERALLY MY LEGS WERE IN RUINS.
Jimmy: REALLY, JUST - BUT IT WAS WORTH IT, BECAUSE I BECAME A WEAPON.
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE Jimmy: YEAH YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT US FOOTAGE
OF YOU REHEARSING SOME OF YOUR FIGHT SCENES, AND YOU CLEARED IT WITH PARAMOUNT, SO THANK YOU
FOR DOING THIS I KNOW. THIS IS A WORLD EXCLUSIVE.
NOBODY HAS SEEN ANYTHING APART FROM A PHOTO FROM BEHIND Jimmy: HERE'S HENRY GOLDING
TRAINING FOR "SNAKE EYES." LOOK AT THIS Jimmy: YEAH
COME ON, DUDE! OH, MY GOSH. ENTHUSIAST
OH, MY GOSH. YOU GOT TO DO THE LOOK AWAY YOU HAVE TO DO THE LOOK AWAY
IF YOU LOOK AT THE FALLEN BODIES ON THE FLOOR, IT'S NOT COOL
Jimmy: OF COURSE. YOU WALK AWAY FROM THE EXPLOSION LIKE IT DIDN'T
HAPPEN IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU. IT'S OVER.
THAT WAS -- LOOK AT THE WORK THAT JUST WENT INTO THAT THAT'S ONE SCENE IN THE MOVIE.
I KNOW. A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM NICK YOUNG OF "CRAZY RICH
ASIANS." I'M SUPER EXCITED FOR EVERYBODY TO SEE THIS.
SADLY, YOU KNOW, WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON, WE HAD TO MOVE IT FROM THIS OCTOBER TO
NEXT OCTOBER, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT Jimmy: NEXT OCTOBER IS
"SNAKE EYES" WILL BE IN THEATERS OCTOBER 2021. THANKS FOR BRINGS THAT FOOTAGE
I'M SO PSYCHED ABOUT THAT. LET'S TALK ABOUT "MONSOON. IT IS OUT NOW.
CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S ABOUT? YEAH.
IT'S ABOUT A YOUNG MAN WHO'S VIETNAMESE BUT GREW UP IN THE UK
MUCH KIND OF LIKE MY STORY OF BEING MALAYSIAN GROWING UP IN THE UK
Jimmy: YEAH Jimmy: HE FINALLY FINDS HIS WAY BACK TO VIETNAM.
AND A LOT OF TIME WHEN YOU GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHERLAND, YOU KIND OF FEEL THIS SENSE OF
LIKE, "OH, I'M GOING TO FEEL A A CONNECTION." I'M GOING TO BE HOME
BUT A LOT OF THE TIME, MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, THERE'S A SENSE OF ALIENATION.
YOU DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CULTURE.
SO WHAT SHOULD FEEL LIKE COMING HOME, FEELS VERY, VERY WEIRD SO IT'S A YOUNG MAN DELVING
INTO HIS PAST, HIS HISTORY OF TRYING TO FIND HIS TRUE IDENTITY
Jimmy: WOW! I KNOW THAT BEFORE MOVIES, DIDN'T YOU HOST A TRAVEL SHOW?
THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH. Jimmy: I REMEMBER YOU SAYING THAT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DID YOU EVER TRY TO CONNECT TO YOUR ROOTS OR FIND OUT, YOU
KNOW - YOU KNOW WHAT THE GREATEST THING WAS, WHILE I WAS DOING
ALL THE JOURNALISM FOR THE TRAVEL SHOWS, I ACTUALLY BROUGHT MY CAMERA, AND I SAT MY
PARENTS DOWN AND THROUGH THE FILTER OF A CAMERA THEY JUST OPEN UP.
BECAUSE, LIKE, TALKING TO FACE-TO-FACE IS SO DIFFICULT SOMETIMES.
SO, WHEN YOU KIND OF MAKE IT INTO AN INTERVIEW, SOMETHING ELSE IN THEIR BRAIN KIND OF
TRIGGERS AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, I'VE GOT TO TELL THE TRUTH OR I BETTER TELL, LIKE, THE
ENTIRE STORY, NOT THE CONVENIENT TRUTH." SO, I DID THAT AND I HAVE THIS
BEAUTIFUL FOOTAGE OF MY PARENTS LETTING ME KNOW -- TELLING ME HOW THEY MET, WHAT THEIR LIVES
WERE BEFORE. IT'S SO DIFFICULT TO GET THAT OUT OF THEM SOMETIMES, YOU
KNOW Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHO'S REALLY GOING TO BENEFIT FROM THIS, IS
BABY YES THAT'S SO TRUE
Jimmy: BUDDY, THAT'S SO COOL I'M GOING TO STORE THIS
INTERVIEW. Jimmy: YEAH THIS IS THE OPENER
JUST ADD THE NAME IN LATER LIKE, ENJOY THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD TALKING TO HIS PARENTS
YOU CAN ADD THAT IN POST YOU PUT THAT IN POST I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
OF HENRY GOLDING IN "MONSOON." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. I MEAN, THERE ARE SOME PARTS
THAT REMIND ME OF THE VIETNAM I GREW UP IN, MAINLY THE POORER PARTS.
THAT STREET BEHIND THE HOSPITAL WHEN WE FIRST MET, YOU SAID
IT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE. DID I YEAH.
YOU DID. I LIED. SORRY.
WHY KEEP IT SIMPLE. YOU JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF
ME, CAN YOU? I HAVE THAT EFFECT Jimmy: HENRY GOLDING,
EVERYBODY. "MONSOON" IS AVAILABLE IN VIRTUAL CINEMAS AND ON DEMAND
ON YOUR FAVORITE STREAMING PLATFORM WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM "CAR SEAT HEADREST." STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
CONGRATS, HENRY! * Jimmy: PERFORMING "CAN'T
COOL ME DOWN," FROM THEIR ALBUM, "MAKING A DOOR LESS OPEN," HERE IS
"CAR SEAT HEADREST." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
I GOT A REAL BAD FEELING * * WITH A TASTE LIKE LEMON
HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING GETTING HIGH ON NOTHIN TAKING CREDIT FOR NOTHING *
* INSIDE MY HEA IS AN EMPTY HEAD INTRODUCING FRIEND
TO FRIENDS * * THERE IS A HOLE IN THE CEILING
EVERYTHING BUT ME AN IT HAS GOT NO FEELING * * SMOKE IS POURIN
OUT THE BE I CRAWL LIKE A ANIMAL TO YA *
* CRAWL CRAWL AN ANIMAL TO Y IT'S A TIME OF NEE
AND I NEED YOU TO HELP ME * * I CRAWL I CRAWL AN ANIMAL TO Y
PLEASE I CRAWL I CRAWL * * AN ANIMAL TO YA
ANIMAL TO YA I CRAWL I CRAW AN ANIMAL TO YA *
* AN ANIMAL TO YA COOL WATER ON MY BRO CAN'T COOL ME DOWN
CAN'T COOL ME DOWN * * COOL WATER ON MY BROW CAN'T COOL ME DOWN
COOL WATER ON MY BROW * * CAN'T COOL ME DOW
NO IT CAN'T COOL ME DOWN VIVID VISIONS * * IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I
HEARD YOUR VOICE AND FELT YOUR FEELING FOR ME CAMILLE RAQUIN *
* AT THE MORTUARY I LIKE CHOPI WON'T YOU SING ME TO SLEEP
NO DON'T DANIEL * * NO DON'T DANIEL YOU THINK YO
SEE A LIGHT BU THERE IS NOTHING * * IN A FLAME BUT FIRE
THERE IS NOTHING IS IT SATISFACTION IS IT SATISFACTION *
* IS IT ONLY PRACTICE FOR THE REAL THING * * I WAKE UP FROM TH
DRUG TRIP SCREAMIN HEY WE'RE NO SUPPOSED TO BE HERE *
* WE'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE HEY WE'RE NO
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE * * WE'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE
NOW MY BLOOD IS DIRTY WATER * * DRAIN IT BLEED IT
WASH IT DOWN THE DRAIN THE DEVIL IN THE OTHER SOMEBODY ELSE'S MISTAKE *
* I AM DRIPPING WITH SWEA MY HANDS I CAN'T HOLD ANYTHIN
IN MY HANDS * * I'VE ONLY MADE ONE MISTAK IN MY LIFE
I'VE ONLY MADE ONE MISTAKE I'M GOING * * COOL WATER ON MY BROW
CAN'T COOL ME DOWN CAN'T COOL ME DOWN COOL WATER ON MY BROW *
* CAN'T COOL ME DOW CAN'T COOL ME DOWN COOL WATER ON MY BRO
CAN'T COOL ME * * COOL ME COOL ME COOL ME COOL M
COOL ME DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN * * DOWN DOWN
COOL WATER ON MY BRO CAN'T COOL ME DOWN * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JIMMY: THANK YOU TO "CAR SEAT HEADREST."
MORE TONIGHT SHOW WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY. *
Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING STAY SAFE.
WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY *