Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF
NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS MICHAEL J. FOX
MUSICAL GUEST JULIA MICHAELS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: WOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OH, MY GOODNESS.
THANK YOU, GUYS. OH, LOOKING GOOD OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW EVERYBODY. IT IS WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18th
AND WE ARE HAVING A PAJAMA PARTY HERE IN STUDIO 6A. IT'S THE FIRST EVER "TONIGHT
SHOW" P'JIMMY JAMMY JAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOPEFULLY EVERYONE AT HOME IS
IN THEIR PAJAMAS RIGHT NOW JUST TURN THE TV UP AND LET'S HAVE FUN
IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT NIGHT I TEAMED UP WITH ALEX MILL TO MAKE WHAT I THINK ARE THE
COOLEST PAJAMAS ON THE PLANET. NOT ONLY ARE THEY COOL, BUT THEY HAVE POCKETS.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT ALSO, 100% OF THE NET PROCEEDS GO TO FEEDING AMERICA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHICH IS AN AMAZING ORGANIZATION THAT HAS A NETWORK
OF OVER 200 FOOD BANKS AND 60,000 FOOD PANTRIES AND MEAL PROGRAMS AROUND THE COUNTRY.
FEEDS OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE EACH YEAR. SO WHEN YOU BUY THESE
P'JIMMIES, NOT ONLY ARE THEY A A GREAT GIFT, BUT YOU'RE ALSO FEEDING A FAMILY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MORE DETAILS ON THIS LATER BUBT THEY ARE OFFICIALLY
AVAILABLE AS OF RIGHT NNOW ON ALEXMILL.COM WOO!
ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND THE JOKES.
WELL, GUYS, THIS IS EXCITING THE FDA HAS JUST GIVEN THE GREEN LIGHT TO A NEW TYPE OF
CORONAVIRUS TEST LISTEN TO THIS THE FDA HAS APPROVED
EMERGENCY USE FOR THE FIRST COVID-19 TEST THAT CAN BE CONDUCTED ENTIRELY AT HOME
THE KIT, MADE BY LUCIRA ALLOWS USERS TO SELF-ADMISTER A NASAL SWAB TEST AND THEN WAIT FOR THE
RESULTS WHICH COME WITHIN 30 MINUTES Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, JUST IN
TIME FOR CHRISTMAS IT'S THE ULTIMATE STOCKING AND NASAL STUFFER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THINK YOU CAN TELL HOW YOUR MARRIAGE IS GOING DURING
QUARANTINE BY HOW DEEPLY YOUR SPOUSE PUSHES THE SWAB IN. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S LIKE, "HONEY, HONEY, I DON'T THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A JABBING MOTION
JUST - GOSH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I THINK I AM SMELLING BURNT TOAST. OKAY."
THE TEST IS GREAT. YOU JUST STICK THE SWAB UP YOUR NOSE AND WAIT 30 MINUTES FOR
THE MEDICS TO STOP THE INTERNAL BLEEDING [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, THE TEST GUARANTEES RESULTS IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS. AND HERE IS A FUN GAME, TAKE
THE TEST, ORDER DOMINOS AND HAVE THEM RACE [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT IS RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN GET YOUR -- YOU AND YOUR FAMILY CAN GET TOGETHER AND SWAB YOUR OWN
NASAL CAVITIES IT'S BASICALLY THE WORST FONDUE PARTY EVER
[ LAUGHTER ] "AW, MY SWAB BROKE SO THAT MEANS I'M HAVING THE NEXT NASAL
SWAB PARTY." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE FDA SAYS THAT THEY
FULLY TRUST AMERICANS. WHILE AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "I LOST THE COTTON SWAB SO I USED
A TWIZZLER, IS THAT OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] THEN I ATE THE TWIZZLER.
IS THAT OKAY THEN I FOUND THE SWAB AND ATE THAT
IS THAT OKAY?" [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS INTERESTING, EVEN
THOUGH THE TEST IS AT HOME, THE FDA WANTS YOU TO SIT IN YOUR CAR FOR FIVE HOURS BEFORE
GETTING IT [ LAUGHTER ] HERE IS SOME MORE GOOD NEWS,
ZOOM JUST ANNOUNCED THAT FOR THANKSGIVING THEY ARE LIFTING THEIR 40 MINUTE TIME LIMIT ON
FREE MEETINGS. [ CHEERS ] YEP, THAT WILL BE THE FIRST
THANKSGIVING YOU CAN SHOW UP TO WEARING THIS [ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK 40 MINUTES IS PLENTY I MEAN, AFTER 40 MINUTES, EVEN THE PILGRIMS WERE LOOKING AT
THEIR WATCHES LIKE, "YEAH, WELL, WE GOT A LOT OF DISHES TO DO IN THE RIVER, SO --
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "I THINK 40 MINUTES OF WATCHING
GRANDPA SLURP CRANBERRY SAUCE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH, THANKS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THANKSGIVING OVER ZOOM ISN'T IDEAL BUT IF YOUR UNCLE STARTS RANTING ABOUT THE ELECTION, YOU
CAN JUST SWITCH THE FAMILY BUTTON [ LAUGHTER ]
ALSO, YOU CAN GIVE YOURSELF A FAKE BACKGROUND. JUST LIKE YOUR AUNT'S NEW
BOYFRIEND GIVES HIMSELF A FAKE NEW BACKGROUND [ LAUGHTER ]
"HI, I'M A LAWYER SPECIALIZING IN LAW [ LAUGHTER ]
LEGAL -- LEGAL LAW THE LEGAL KIND." SPEAKING OF THANKSGIVING AND
THE PANDEMIC, A SUPERMARKET CHAIN IS APOLOGIZING AFTER THEY PUT OUT THIS AD THAT SAYS,
"HOSTING PLAN A SUPER SPREAD. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CYMBAL CRASH ] MARKETING 101, MAKE THE CUSTOMER THINK OF THE VIRUS AND
UNREFRIGERATED SHELLFISH [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE IT IS JUST ME, BUT ISN'T
THERE SOMETHING EXTRA GROSS ABOUT ORDERING A GIANT SHRIMP PLATTER DURING A PANDEMIC?
RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] EVEN WORSE, EVERY ORDER COMES
WITH AN ICE-COLD CORONA. [ LAUGHTER ] "WHY DIDN'T YOU WE JUST SAY
BUDWEISER? THE CREATOR OF THE AD APOLOGIZED AND SAID HE JUST
WANTED IT TO GO VIRAL. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CYMBAL CRASH ]
YEAH I SAW THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS DECIDED TO CHANGE HIS
THANKSGIVING DAY PLANS CHECK IT OUT
CANCEL HIS THANKSGIVING TRIP
MAR-A-LAGO, MARKING THE FIRST TIME DURING HIS PRESIDENCY THE PRESIDENT HAS NOT GONE DOWN
THERE. THEY INTEND TO SPEND THANKSGIVING HERE AT THE
WHITE HOUSE. Jimmy: YEP, A BIG PARTY AT THE WHITE HOUSE, WHAT COULD
POSSIBLY GO WRONG? [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, TRUMP WAS LIKE, "IF
DON JR. ASKS, I'LL STILL BE AT MAR-LAGO." [ LAUGHTER ]
THANKFULLY THERE WILL BE SOME COVID RESTRICTIONS TRUMP HAS BEEN ASKED NOT TO PUT
HIS STRAW DIRECTLY INTO THE GRAVY BOAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"I'LL JUST USE A TWIZZLER. [ LAUGHTER ] I WILL TAKE IT OUT OF MY NOSE
FIRST. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, TRUMP IS
STAYING BUSY IN WASHINGTON YESTERDAY HE RESPONDED TO THE HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIAL WHO
SAID THE ELECTION WAS FAIR AND SECURE TAKE A LOOK.
ANNOUNCING THE FIRING OF TOP DHS CYBERSECURITY OFFICIAL CHRIS KREBS ON TWITTER
CLAIMING, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, THAT KREBS HAD PUT OUT HIGHLY INACCURATE INFORMATION AFTER
KREBS AND OTHER SECURITY OFFICIALS CALLED THE OVEMBER 3rd ELECTION THE MOST SECURE IN
AMERICAN HISTORY Jimmy: YEAH TRUMP FIRED KREBS.
HE WAS LIKE, "IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I HAVE GOTTEN RID OF KREBS AND IT WON'T BE THE LAST
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT WON'T BE THE LAST, FOLKS. IT'S A PRETTY BOLD MOVE BY
TRUMP. THE LAST THING YOU WANT TO DO IS TICK SOMEONE OFF THAT CAN
ACCESS YOUR BROWSER HISTORY. [ LAUGHTER ] AT THIS POINT, GETTING FIRED BY
TRUMPS IS KIND OF FUN. YOU GET YOUR NAME IN THE PAPER, YOU GET A BOOK DEAL AND YOU GET
A FRAMED COPY OF THE TWEET NOT BAD. [ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S BUSINESS NEWS, AMAZON IS NOW OFFERING A NEW SERVICE TO ITS CUSTOMERS.
WATCH THIS
AMAZON IS GETTING INTO THE PHARMACY BUSINESS.
THE E-COMMERCE GIANT UNVEILED AMAZON PHARMACY YESTERDAY. THE ONLINE DRUG STORE ALLOWS
CUSTOMERS TO ORDER PRESCRIPTION MEDICATIONS FOR HOME DELIVERY, INCLUDING FREE TWO-DAY SHIPPING
FOR PRIME MEMBERS. SO GET READY FOR AN ALL NEW ERA OF DRUNK ORDERING AT
AMOXICILLIN AT 3:00 A.M. [ LAUGHTER ] "WHAT DOES IT DO
I'LL TAKE IT I DON'T CARE, MAN. I'LL TAKE TWO OF THEM.
THE NEW SERVICE SOUNDS CONVENIENT BUT I DO THINK THEIR PACKAGING COULD USE A LITTLLE
WORK I JUST THINK THAT IS A BIT TOO --
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED IF AMAZON MIGHT BE GETTING TOO POWERFUL,
JEFF BEZOS SAID -- SILENCE YOU INSULANT FOOLS. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: SPEAKING OF MEDICINE, PFIZER, MODERNA AND
JOHNSON AND JOHNSON ARE ALL WORKING ON VACCINES RIGHT NOW. AND I SAW THAT PFIZER'S VACCINE
HAS TO BE KEPT AT EXTREMELY LOW TEMPERATURES BUT MODERNA'S VACCINE CAN BE
KEPT IN A NORMAL FREEZER, WHICH MAKES IT EASIER TO SHIP. IT'S ALL A LITTLE COMPLICATED
SO LET ME EXPLAIN IT LIKE THIS ROOTS? *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * COOLING IN THE LA
WAITING FO THAT NEW INJECTION ONE LITTLE JAB *
* AND THERE YOU HAV A CURE FOR THIS INFECTIO MODERNA IS THE
ONE YOU NEED * * ALLOW ME EXPLAI IT'S HELLA NIC
PUT IT ON ICE AND THEN SHOOT IT IN MY VEIN * * IT WON THE VACCINE RACE
ANTIBODIES WERE RESPONDING SMACKED PFIZER DOW TO THE COVID CROWN *
* AND LEFT JOHNSO HOLDING ITS JOHNSO SO WHEN YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR
DON'T HAVE NO CONCERNA * * JUST ASK THE GU WHAT SHOULD I TR
SAY FUNKY COLD MODERNA * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* FUNKY COLD MODERNA * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: AND FINALLY -- [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY I SAW THAT PIZZA HUT IS
NOW SELLING A WEIGHTED BLANKET THAT LOOKS LIKE PEPPERONI PIZZA FOR $150
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. YEAH I DON'T KNOW, WHEN I EAT PIZZA
IT ALREADY FEELS LIKE CHEESE AND PEPPERONI ARE BLANKETING MY INSIDES.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YOU CAN EITHER BUY THE BLANKET FOR $150 OR OFFER THE
DELIVERY GUY $75 TO COME IN AND SPOON. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, GUYS, WELCOME TO THE SHOW AS I MENTIONED EARLIER, I
TEAMED UP WITH ALEX MILL ON THESE PAJAMAS, THEY ARE CALLED P'JIMMIES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE WHOLE SCOOP RIGHT THERE.
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WENT OUT -- YEAH
THE CALENDAR COMES OUT NEXT MONTH. [ LAUGHTER ]
I WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH MICKEY DREXLER FROM ALEX MILL. I WORKED WITH HIM YEARS AGO AND
HIS TEAM BACK WHEN THEY WERE AT J.CREW AND WE CAME UP WITH THIS THING
CALLED POCKETDIAL WHICH WAS AN iPHONE CASE THAT LOOKS LIKE A POCKET SQUARE.
SO WHEN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR FRONT POCKET IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE VERY DAPPER AND
FASHIONABLE. WE RAISED A LOT OF MONEY FOR THE DAVID SHELDRICK
WILDLIFE TRUST AND SAVED A A COUPLE OF ELEPHANTS. SO IT WAS REALLY FUN AND
CREATIVE AND A GOOD COLLABORATION. SO I WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH
MICKEY AND HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE PEGGY AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHAT OTHER IDEAS DO I HAVE
BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS THAT DON'T ACTUALLY FIT ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
AND I HAVE SOME CLOTHING IDEAS SO HE WAS LIKE, "LET'S HAVE A MEETING.
SO WE HAD A MEETING AT ALEX MILL AND WE'RE SITTING AROUND HE SAID, WHAT ABOUT
PAJAMAS? AND I WAS LIKE, "STOP. I LOVE PAJAMAS
THAT'S EXACTLY UP MY ALLEY IT'S EVERYONE WATCHING OUR SHOW, THEY'RE IN PAJAMAS
WE'RE ON LATE AT NIGHT I LOVE PAJAMAS I WEAR PAJAMAS EVERY NIGHT
I DO HAVE COMPLAINTS." [ LAUGHTER ] SOME OF MY PAJAMAS DON'T HAVE
POCKETS/ PAJAMAS WITH NO POCKETS. SOME PAJAMAS HAVE A GIANT -- A
A GIANT FRONT OPENING THAT'S JUST A LITTLE TOO BIG. [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE I HAVE A GIANT - HEY Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO
NO, NO, NO, NO HEY Jimmy: I'M SAYING THE HOLE
IS JUST -- OH. Jimmy: IT'S JUST TOO MUCH
IT'S JUST TOO MUCH - Tariq: I GET IT Jimmy: YEAH
YOU KNOW, SOMETHIMES THEY HAVE A TINY LITTLE BUTTON THAT YOU CAN CLOSE HALF OF IT OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT. ANYWAYS -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND IT JUST DOESN'T -- NO ONE HAAS UPDATED THE PAJAMA AND NO ONE -- THEY WAY THEY
SHOULD AND NO ONE HAS DONE THEIR HOMEWORK ON IT
AND SO IDDI A LITTLE RESEARCH. I FOUND OUT THAT ONE-THIRD OF YOUR LIFE IS SPENT SLEEPING.
SO THAT'S KIND OF AMAZING. YOU MIGHT AS WELL DO IT THE RIGHT WAY AND DO IT IN STYLE
AND NOT ONLY DO WE WANT YOU TO BE ABLE TO STYLE, BUT I DON'T THINK ANYONE SHOULD HAVE TO GO
TO BED HUNGRY. SO WE TEAMED UP WITH FEEDING AMERICA WHICH IS AN
UNBELIEVABLE CHARITY IN WHAT THEY DO. ESPECIALLY DURING THESE TENSE
TIMES. THEY'VE BEEN REALLY THERE FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE.
PEOPLE ARE OUT OF WORK, KIDS AREN'T IN SCHOOL THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING UP
SO AS I SAID EARLIER, 100% OF THE NET PROCEEDS OF THE P'JIMMIES ARE GOING TO
FEEDING AMERICA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GO TO ALEXMILL.COM RIGHT NOW,
OFFICIALLY TONIGHT THEY ARE AVAILABLE AND THEY'RE LIMITED EDITION.
I AM PSYCHED I WILL BE WEARING THEM ALL NIGHT AND TALKING ABOUT THEM
ALL NIGHT. THANK YOU TO FEEDING AMERICA AND THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE UPCOMING FILM
HAPPIEST SEASON ON HULU, DAN LEVY IS HERE PLUS HIS NEW BOOK "NO TIME LIKE
THE FUTURE, AN OPTIMIST CONSIDERS MORTALITY. MICHAEL J. FOX IS HERE
AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM ONE OF MY FAVS, JULIA MICHAELS IS HERE
LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. GOOD MOVES GOOD LOOK.
DO YOU BUTTON ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TOP. WHEN I WEAR MY PAJAMAS.
FULL BUTTON FLIP THE COLLAR UP IF I AM GOING TO FLIP THE
COLLAR UP I AM GOING TO HAVE TO UNBUTTON A COUPLE OF BUTTONS Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
YEAH. YOU DON'T GO FULL BUTTON FLIP. Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN
MY BEDROOM RIGHT NOW I CAN'T LEAVE THIS SANDY.
SO MANY THINGS YOU CAN DO. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE DOPE ON THESE PAJAMAS
HOLD MY SCARF IN PLACE GLOVES Jimmy: NIGHT GLOVE.
A MASK. Jimmy: IT COULD BE A MASK HOLDER
THAT IS YOUR COMPETING BAD MAMA JAMMAS BECAUSE OF COVID AND EVERYTHING
THEY GOT JAMMED UP Jimmy: JAM IT UP. YEAH.
A JAM-JAM. Jimmy: GUYS, WE LOVE HARRY STYLES AT THE TONIGHT SHOW
HE IS ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED PEOPLE OUT THERE HIS MUSIC IS AMAZING
HE IS A GREAT ACTOR. THIS WEEK HE BECAME THE FIRST MAN EVER TO GRACE THE COVER OF
VOGUE MAGAZINE SOLO. THAT IS SO AWESOME GOOD FOR HARRY
ACTUALLY HARRY RECORDED ONE OF VOGUE'S 73 QUESTIONS IT HASN'T BEEN RELEASED.
WE MANAGED TO GET OUR HANDS ON IT EARLY AND CHECK IT OUT. HELLO
YOU CAUGHT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF TELLING MYSELF A SECRET. HI, HARRY
I AM GOING TO ASK YOU 73 QUESTIONS. DO YOU LIVE ALONE?
I DO. HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN SO FAR?
WELL, I STEPPED IN A RAIN PUDDLE AND ACCIDENTALLY GOT MY LEG WET, DRIVED WITH IT FOR
HOURS AFTER. I THINK I MADE THINGS RIGHT BECAUSE THE LADY BUG IS GOING
ON TOUR WITH ME AS MY OPENING ACT. LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED.
MY UBER DRIVER FROM THREE WEEKS AGO TO SAY HELLO ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW
EXCITED ARE YOU ABOUT LIFE A NUMBER I MADE UP THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO COMMUNICATE
VOCALLY, ONLY WITH A LOOK, SPECIFICALLY THIS LOOK FAVORITE COLOR?
MARINE BLUE FAVORITE COLOR. MAGENTA
WHAT IS THE BEST GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? A SMILE
YOU KNOW WHO GAVE IT TO ME YOU. THANK YOU
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL A BOWL OF CREAM TOPPED WITH DRIZZLED RAW HONEY STRAIGHT
FROM THE BEE COLONY I AM FRIENDS WITH AND A HANDFUL OF WIZZLE BERRIES
THEY GROW IN AN ENCHANTED LAND WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF? LETTING MY ANXIETIES TEAR ME
AWAY FROM THE PRESENT MOMENT NO. SPIDERS
WHAT IS YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE CHOCOLATE
NICE. SIMPLE FROM THE SET OF THE ORIGINAL
WILLY WONKA FILM FAVORITE MOVIE? LIFE, DIRECTED BY ME.
SHOT WITH MY EYEBALLS. COMING SOON TO THEATERS NEAR BEST ADVICE YOU EVER GOT.
IF YOU CAN SAVE $2 ON NETFLIX IF YOU GET THE NON-HD VERSION.
WHERE DID YOU GET THE GUITAR GUITAR CENTER
WHERE DID YOU GET THE PIANO GUITAR CENTER WHAT IS IN YOUR CUP
VODKA REALLY? NO IT IS TEA.
HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR TEA? WITH VODKA. WE STILL HAVE SO MANY
QUESTIONS LEFT I KNOW. I ALREADY MADE PLANS TO BLOW A
A KISS TO MY BEST FRIEND THANKS FOR STOPPING BY REMEMBER, TREAT PEOPLE WITH
KINDNESS CHEERS * * CHOCOLATE KISSES CHOCOLATE
KISSES I JUST MADE THAT UP WE GOT AN EXCLUSIVE
HARRY STYLES STICK AROUND, WE WILL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE TONIGHT SHOW.
DAN LEVY COMING UP * * * *
Jimmy: THIS YEAR OUR FIRST GUEST BECAME A FOUR-TIME EMMY WINNING ACTOR, DIRECTOR, WRITER
AND PRODUCER, ALL IN THE SAME NIGHT. HE STARS IN A NEW FILM CALLED
"HAPPIEST SEASON," WHICH PREMIERES NOVEMBER 25th ON HULU
HERE IS DAN LEVY HEY! LOOK AT YOU.
COME ON. HEY, JIMMY. Jimmy: HEY, THIS YEAR, THE
FINAL SEASON OF "SCHITT'S CREEK" AIRED, AND YOU COMPLETELY SWEPT THE EMMY'S AND
BROKE ALL OF THESE RECORDS AND I WANT TO TELL EVERYONE WATCHING, THAT WE'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO SAY THE NAME OF YOUR SHOE WITHOUT SEEING THE LOGO RIGHT
Jimmy: THAT'S WHY WHEN I SAY "SCHITT'S CREEK," IT POPS UP EVERY TIME WE SAY IT
IT'LL COME SOMEWHERE. Jimmy: YEAH Jimmy: BUT IT'S BEEN
A LITTLE WHILE SINCE THE EMMY'S I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU.
HAS THE NIGHT SUNK IN YET? WHAT WAS IT LIKE NO, IT WAS -- FIRST OF ALL,
IT WAS ABSOLUTE MADNESS. AND NO, IT WILL NEVER SINK IN. I DON'T THINK ANY OF US WHEN WE
WALKED INTO THE STRANGE TENT IN THE BACKYARD OF AN EVENT SPACE IN TORONTO, UM, REALLY HAD ANY
INDICATION OF WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WE KIND OF DESCRIBE IT, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, THOSE KIND OF, LIKE, HOST A MURDER BOARD GAMES, WHERE YOU INVITE FRIENDS OVER
AND EACH OF YOU COMES PREPARED WITH, LIKE - Jimmy: YES.
WHAT'S YOUR PART? YOU'RE THE DOCTOR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE THE SUSPICIOUS AUNT Jimmy: YEP. IT WAS LIKE WE WERE BEING
HOSTED AT ONE OF THOSE MURDER DINNER PARTIES, EXCEPT WE WERE ALL GIVEN THE CHARACTER OF,
LIKE, YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR AN AWARD. AND THEN INSTEAD OF SOMEONE
GETTING MURDERED AT THE DINNER, WE JUST ALL GOT EMMYS. IT WAS LIKE THE GREATEST NIGHT
OF MY LIFE Jimmy: YEP. IT WAS GREAT
AND THERE'S EVEN MORE CONGRATULATIONS IN ORDER FOR YOU, BECAUSE "PEOPLE'S SEXIEST
MAN ALIVE" ISSUE COMES OUT THIS FRIDAY AND LOOK WHO MADE THE LIST
LOOK AT THIS COME ON. YEAH.
Jimmy: DOUBLE PAGE SPREAD HOW DOES THAT FEEL THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS, IS
IT'S LIKE, SURE IT'S "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE," BUT I GET THE IN QUARANTINE PART.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO THERE'S LIKE -- THERE'S LIKE, MICHAEL B. JORDAN, WHICH
IS MUCH DESERVED AND THEN I'M KIND OF THE ONE THAT'S LIKE PEEKING MY HEAD OUT
OF THE HOUSE, YOU KNOW, LIKE, "I'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR 67 STRAIGHT DAYS."
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT LISTEN, A GREAT HONOR. Jimmy: I HEAR THAT
QUARANTINE LED YOU TO DISCOVER REALITY TV YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED REALITY TV
BEFORE I MEAN, I WORKED IN REALITY BEFORE I DID THE SHOW, I WAS
WORKING ON MTV WITH "THE HILLS" FOR A LONG TIME. A SHOW THAT --
Jimmy: OF COURSE. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT KNOW. Jimmy: I LOVE "THE HILLS.
AND I WAS DOING THE AFTER SHOW FOR "THE HILLS. AND WHEN YOU WORK SO CLOSELY
WITH A REALITY TELEVISION SHOW, AND I LOVED "THE HILLS" -- Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO
BUT IT KIND OF TAKES THE MAGIC OUT OF THE EXPERIENCE OF WATCHING REALITY TELEVISION,
'CAUSE YOU KIND OF END UP KNOWING TOO MUCH ABOUT HOW IT WORKS.
Jimmy: YEAH SO, I HAD TO TAKE, LIKE, A LONG HIATUS, AND THEN QUARANTINE
HAPPENED, AND I HAD QUITE LITERALLY WATCHED EVERY SHOW ON TELEVISION, AND SO I FINALLY
JUST RESOLVED MYSELF TO JUST ACCEPTING THE FACT THAT I ONLY HAVE REALITY TV LEFT
NOT TO DIMINISH THE GENRE, BUT IT STARTED, AND THEN IT BECAME A PROBLEM.
Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER EXISTED. WELL, BECAUSE I COULDN'T
STOP WATCHING IT, NOW, I GUESS, IT'S ALL I WATCH Jimmy: YEAH
ME TOO WHAT'S YOUR JAM? WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
I STARTED WITH A "REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA. I ENDED WITH A "BELOW DECK
MEDITERRANEAN. Jimmy: OH, MY GOD THAT'S MY JAM, BELOW DECK.
I'M SO -- CAPTAIN SANDY OR CAPTAIN LEE? CAPTAIN SANDY
Jimmy: OH, YEAH THE DRAMA THAT HAPPENS ON THE LAST SEASON OF "BELOW DECK
MEDITERRANEAN" IS -- Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. EARTH SHATTERING.
Jimmy: I'M A HANNAH FAN, FORM WAY BACK. I HAVE MANY TIMES THOUGHT ABOUT
VACATIONING TO AUSTRALIA, TO TAKE HANNAH'S YACHTING COURSE. Jimmy: I'LL GO WITH YOU
DOES SHE REALLY DO THAT, BECAUSE I WILL GO WITH YOU WE SHOULD DO THAT.
THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES NOW. SHE'S TEACHING A COURSE ON HOW TO BE A YACHTY
AND I THOUGHT, "SHOULD WE GO?" Jimmy: DUDE, I WILL DEFINITELY -- I'M THERE.
OKAY. THE WHOLE DRAMA WITH HANNAH. I WAS LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING ON?
I WOULD LAST 25 SECONDS ON THAT SHIP. Jimmy: I CAN'T EVEN
IT WAS JUST -- YEAH, I AGREE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW
MOVIE. YEAH. Jimmy: IT IS CALLED
"HAPPIEST SEASON." IT IS A GREAT, FEEL-GOOD HOLIDAY MOVIE.
KRISTEN STEWART IS -- ONE OF MY ALL-TIMES. I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH, MAN
AND, I LOVE THE PLOT I THINK -- I MEAN, IT JUST WORKS AND IT'S FUNNY
YOU WANT TO TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S ABOUT YEAH.
WELL, IT'S THE FIRST STUDIO LESBIAN ROM-COM. CHRISTMAS ROM-COM.
[ APPLAUSE ] ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO CLEA DuVALL, WHO GOT THAT ONE
OFF OF THE GROUND. Jimmy: GOOD FOR CLEA DuVALL AND, IT'S ABOUT TWO WOMEN
WHO WERE FALLING IN LOVE, AND MACKENZIE DAVIS' CHARACTER INVITES KRISTEN STEWART'S
CHARACTER HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS AND THEN JUST AS THEY'RE
PULLING INTO THE DRIVEWAY, WE REALIZE THAT MACKENZIE HAS NOT COME OUT TO HER FAMILY, AND
THAT KRISTEN WILL HAVE TO, SORT OF, GO ALONG WITH, OR NOT GO ALONG WITH, THIS IDEA THAT
THEY'RE NOW GOING TO PLAY INTO SOMETHING THAT HER PARENTS DON'T KNOW ABOUT
AND, I PLAY KRISTEN'S BEST FRIEND, WHO IS NOT HAVING ANY OF THE MAYHEM.
AND I THINK, YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S SUPER FUN IT'S LIKE HOLIDAY GOOD TIMES
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S DAN LEVY IN "HAPPIEST SEASON."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. ABBY. ABBY
SORRY. HOW ARE YOU HERE? WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET
THIS I HAVE BEEN TRACKING YOU HELLO
HI. I'M TIPPER THIS IS MY HOME.
ARE YOU THE EX-BOYFRIEND YES I AM JOHN, ABBY'S HETEROSEXUAL
EX-BOYFRIEND, AND I HAVE COME TO GET HER BACK. I SEE
WELL, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE COMING. BUT, SINCE YOU ARE HERE, ENJOY
THANK YOU SO MUCH OKAY, I NAILED THAT, AND SHE IS FABULOUS
Jimmy: DAN, I'D LOVE TO PLAY A NEW GAME WITH YOU. WOULD YOU MIND STICKING AROUND
HELL, YES Jimmy: MORE DAN LEVY AFTER THE BREAK.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! * *
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE ARE HERE WITH DAN LEVY AND WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY A NEW GAME
CALLED "BEST, WORST, FIRST."
* BEST, WORST, FIRST * Jimmy: NOW HERE IS HOW IT
WORKS. I WILL HIT THIS BUTTON HERE, WHICH ACTIVATES A RANDOM TOPIC
GENERATOR. IT WILL LAND ON A RANDOM PROMPT LIKE "BEST PICK UP LINE YOU
HAVE EVER USED" OR "WORST LIE YOU EVER HAVE TOLD." WHATEVER IT LANDS ON YOU HAVE
TO TELL THE FIRST STORY OR MEMORY THAT COMES TO OUR MINDS ARE YOU READY FOR THIS
OKAY. YEAH, I'M READY. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
FIRST UP IS "BEST. [ BEEPING BEST LATE NIGHT SNACK.
ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT ONE. DAN, WHAT IS YOURS OKAY.
I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN DOING -- I CAN ONLY DO A SAVORY AND A A SWEET TOGETHER
SO I HAVE BEEN DOING GUMMIES THAT I PUT IN THE REFRIGERATOR, BECAUSE I LIKE THEM COLD AND
CHEWY. Jimmy: WOW. AND THEN I DO A POPCORN
AND RECENTLY MY FRIEND GOT ME ON TO NUTRITIONAL YEAST. SO I HAVE BEEN DOING A
A NUTRITIONAL YEAST POPCORN. AND I WAS EATING MY GUMMIES AND POPCORN AND IT WAS KIND OF -- I
WOULD IMAGINE LIT ONLY BY THE REFRIGERATOR, LOOKED LIKE A REALLY INTENSE LATE NIGHT
BINGE. AND THEN I LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WAS SOMEONE JUST
REALLY CONCERNED, STARING BACK AT ME FROM THE APARTMENT JUST ACROSS THE WAY SO --
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: RIGHT. IF YOU ARE GOING TO LATE
NIGHT SNACK, MAYBE LOWER THE BLINDS UNLESS YOU WANT TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE OR IN HER
CASE, I THINK SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME LIKE "POOR THING." Jimmy: MY LATE NIGHT SNACK
IS -- WHAT I DO IS, IF I EVER GET PIZZA --ORDER PIZZA, I ORDER TWO PIES
THE SECOND PIE I TAKE OUT INDIVIDUAL SLICES, PUT THEM IN ZIPLOC BAGS AND FREEZE THEM.
AND THEN WHEN I FEEL LIKE A LATE NIGHT SNACK I THROW IT IN THE TOASTER OVEN AND I KNOW
HOW TO ZHUZH IT UP PERFECT AND IT TASTES LIKE A FRESH SLICE HOT TIPS.
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO HOT TIPS [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, HERE WE GO NEXT ROUND, IT'S TIME FOR THE "WORST."
HERE WE GO WORST. [ BEEPING
OKAY "WORST FEAR. DAMN
UM, I'LL JUST -- I HAVE NO SHAME ABOUT THIS MY WORST FEAR IS MOTHS AND
BUTTERFLIES. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT
WHICH IS A STRANGE -- IT'S A STRANGE FEAR TO HAVE. Jimmy: THAT'S THE WORST FEAR
OF ALL OF THE FEARS? LISTEN, I AM OWNING IT. THEY HAVE POWDERY, VERY WEIRD
WINGS AND THEY DON'T FLY IN ANY PARTICULAR DIRECTION AND THAT -- YEAH, IT'S THAT.
IT'S THE FRANTIC KIND OF FLAPPING Jimmy: YES, IT IS THE
FLAPPING INEVITABLY I THINK THEY ARE GOING TO END UP IN MY MOUTH.
I CAN'T RATIONALIZE THIS FEAR, JIMMY. Jimmy: WOW.
ALL I CAN DO IS TO SHARE IT WITH YOU TONIGHT Jimmy: LAST ROUND, IT IS
TIME FOR "FIRST. [ BEEPING "FIRST CONCERT."
"FIRST ACTING CREDIT." THAT IS INTERESTING. DAN, FIRST ACTING CREDIT
MY FIRST BIG OPPORTUNITY WAS PLAYING A MURDERESS TECH PERSON IN A LIFETIME FILM WHERE I WAS
OUT TO MURDER MISCHA BARTON. Jimmy: WHAT AND -- YEAH, AND THE FUN
PLOT TWIST IS THAT WE REALIZED THAT I ACTUALLY HAD ALSO MURDERED HER PARENTS
BUT ANYONE WHO WATCHES THIS LIFETIME MOVIE, IF THEY WERE TO ACTUALLY PUT THE PIECES
TOGETHER WOULD REALIZE THAT IN TERMS OF THE TIMELINE OF THIS CHARACTER'S LIFE, I HAD TO HAVE
MURDERED HER PARENTS WHEN I WAS ABOUT 10 1/2 YEARS OLD [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. SO I DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT THIS MOVIE IS A MASTERPIECE OR
ANYTHING, BUT IT'S CERTAINLY SOMETHING THAT SHAPED MY CAREER IN REALLY PIVOTAL AND
FUNDAMENTAL WAYS Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE WE GET BLUMHOUSE ON THIS AND REMAKE
THIS INTO A GIANT FEATURE FILM I'M INTO IT. IT WOULD BE A TOUGH PITCH
Jimmy: "FIRST ACTING CREDIT" WEIRDLY BECAUSE TONIGHT WE ALSO HAVE THE GREAT MICHAEL J. FOX
ON THE SHOW. HIS SHOW, "SPIN CITY." CANADIAN LEGEND
Jimmy: HE IS A CANADIAN LEGEND "SPIN CITY."
I WAS ON AN EPISODE OF "SPIN CITY." I AUDITIONED IN NEW YORK CITY.
I PLAYED A PHOTOGRAPHER THAT TOOK A POLAROID PICTURE. I WAS SO EXCITED FOR THE
AUDITION, I WENT IN AND I HAD THIS WEIRD JACKET THAT I GOT AT A STORE CALLED STRUCTURE THAT
DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THAT
OO, OKAY. Jimmy: I HAVE THIS JACKET ON AND THIS SWEATER AND I WENT IN
AND I GOT TO THE AUDITION. I GO, "OH MY GOSH. I GO, "WHEN DO I GO IN FOR
WARDROBE OR WHO DO I MEET? THEY GO, "JUST WEAR EXACTLY WHAT YOU WORE IN THE AUDITION.
[ LAUGHTER ] DUDE, I'M GOING TO FIND THAT MOVIE AND WE HAVE TO TALK MORE
ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU COME BACK. PLEASE DON'T. Jimmy: I AM PSYCHED ABOUT
YOUR NEW MOVIE, "HAPPIEST SEASON." IS AVAILABLE ON HULU
"HAPPIEST SEASON. Jimmy: NOVEMBER 25th. DAN LEVY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
BEING HERE [ CLAPPING ] THANK
Jimmy: WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
* Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A FIVE-TIME EMMY WINNER AND
A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLING AUTHOR HIS LATEST BOOK "NO TIME LIKE
THE FUTURE, AN OPTIMIST CONSIDERS MORTALITY," IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW.
IT IS A MUST-HAVE. HERE IS MICHAEL J. FOX YEAH
MICHAEL J. FOX, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DO THIS, BUDDY.
YOU LOOK GREAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE BOOK. BUT FIRST, HOW ARE TRACY AND
THE KIDS THEY'RE GREAT THEY'RE GREAT.
Jimmy: THEY ARE DOING GOOD? YEAH. THEY ARE ALL ADULTS NOW, SO
THEY ARE COMING BACK FOR THANKSGIVING WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE VIRTUAL
THANKSGIVING WE'RE GOING TO HAVE REAL THANKSGIVING WE CAN'T HAVE THE WHOLE FAMILY
BUT IT WILL BE GREAT Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I ALWAYS KICK MYSELF BECAUSE ISN'T THE
LAST TIME I SAW YOUR GIRLS, I WAS LIKE, HEY, IF THEY WANT TO BABYSIT OR ANYTHING.
I GOT LITTLE KIDS. AND YOU'RE LIKE, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
LIKE, THEY ARE ADULTS. THEY HAVE JOBS I GO, BUT I'M SUCH A -- I AM A
A DAD NOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
BUT ANYWAY, BEST TO THEM BEST TO YOUR WHOLE FAMILY, PLEASE, FOR ME
YOU HAD SUCH A LEGENDARY CAREER HARD TO BELIEVE AFTER I AM
READING THESE THINGS, THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ACTING FOR OVER 40 YEARS
THERE HAS BEEN SO MUCH WRITTEN ABOUT YOU OVER THE YEARS THAT SOMETIMES IT IS HARD TO TELL
WHAT IS FACT FROM FICTION. SO I THOUGHT WE COULD GO OVER A FEW MYTHS THAT ARE OUT THERE
ABOUT YOU AND FIND OUT IF THEY ARE ACTUALLY TRUE. IS THAT OKAY
OH, YEAH. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUD I THINK I KNOW ONE OF THESE.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THE FIRST ONE, YOU ONCE WATCHED BACK TO THE FUTURE WHILE
SITTING NEXT TO PRINCESS DIANA IS THAT TRUE YEAH.
IT IS TRUE THE WORLD PREMIER IN LONDON. SHE WAS SITTING NEXT TO ME
THE LIGHTS GO DOWN THE MOVIE STARTS I REALIZE I AM ONE YAWN AND --
FAKE YAWN AND ARM STRETCH AWAY FROM BEING ON A DATE WITH HER. WHICH IS HILARIOUS
Jimmy: OH, COME ON. YOU WERE NOT, COME ON. BUT THEN WHAT HAPPENED WAS
THE MOVIE STARTED AND ALSO I HAD TO GO PEE. SO FOR THE REST OF THE MOVIE,
I'M SITTING THERE LIKE DYING I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING TO HER AND I CAN'T WALK AWAY FROM HER
BECAUSE I CAN'T TURN MY BACK ON HER. SO IT WAS JUST AGONY
IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE BUT IT WAS JUST A NIGHTMARE.
Jimmy: DID SHE LIKE THE MOVIE? DID SHE LAUGH?
DID SHE CLAP SHE SEEMED TO LAUGH A COUPLE OF TIMES
SHE WASN'T BOOING IT Jimmy: WERE YOU NERVOUS DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU WERE
GOING TO BE SITTING NEXT TO HER? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BEFORE
THE MOVIE STARTED. THE SEAT NEXT TO ME WAS EMPTY. WE WERE ALL STANDING BECAUSE
THE ROYALS WERE COMING SO I THOUGHT I'D GIVE THAT SEAT TO HER OR CHARLES.
I DON'T THINK CHARLES WANTS TO SIT NEXT TO ME THROUGH THE MOVIE.
SHE WAS GREAT. SHE WAS SWEET. Jimmy: THAT IS SO COOL, MAN
I LOVE HEARING THOSE STORIES THE NEXT ONE, HERE, I THINK I KNOW THIS ONE.
YOUR MIDDLE NAME DOES NOT ACTUALLY BEGIN WITH A "J." I THINK I KNOW FOR A FACT
BECAUSE MY SISTER WAS AN UBER FAN OF YOURS I THINK YOUR MIDDLE NAME
ACTUALLY BEGINS WITH AN "A" IF I AM RIGHT YES
ANDREW FOX I CAME FROM CANADA AND MICHAEL A. FOX
Jimmy: MICHAEL, EH? FOX, EH? MICHAEL A FOX, EH
YOU HOSER. Jimmy: OH, MY GOD YEAH.
CHANGED IT TO MICHAEL J. THE ACTOR MICHAEL J. POLLARD WHO WAS IN BONNIE AND CLYDE.
THAT WAS COOL. BRILLIANT. I NAMED IT AFTER HIM
Jimmy: DID YOU EVER THINK OF PUTTING A NAME TO THE LETTER J YEAH.
JENIUS Jimmy: GENIUS WITH A J. HE ACTUALLY IS MICHAEL A FOX
BECAUSE HE IS A FOX. HE IS SO FOXY. THAT IS HOW I REMEMBER THAT.
SPEAKING OF FOXY, LOOK AT FOXY OVER HERE. LOOK AT THIS
LOOK AT THAT GUY COME ON.
HE IS FOXY AND HE IS ALSO GOT A LOT OF THOUGHTS. HE HAS GOT A LOT OF THOUGHTS
JUST TAKE IT IN THERE IS A LOT OF THINKING GOING ON
IT'S MAGIC YOU KNOW THE BOOK HAS SO MANY STORIES
BUT ALSO IT TALKS ABOUT THE MICHAEL J. FOX FOUNDATION AND WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR
PARKINSON'S RESEARCH I HAVE TO SAY, OVER $1 BILLION YOU HAVE RAISED.
YEAH. IT HAS BEEN AMAZING. IT IS A CREDIT TO ALL OF US.
THE PATIENCE AND THE FAMILIES AND THE RESEARCHERS AND THE STAFF.
20 YEARS IS GREAT. WE PUT THAT MUCH TIME IN IT. Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
LET'S DO IT UNTIL YOU ARE OUT OF BUSINESS. I LOVE IT, MAN
I WOULD SAY THAT YOUR BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT HAD I NOT MET YOUR FAMILY.
YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY BUDDY. I LOVE YOU
I GOT A SHOUT OUT IN THE BOOK. TALKING ABOUT OUR GOLF ADVENTURES
I AM ON A LIST OF GREAT NAMES. YOU CALL ME A SEASONED PLAYER. SEASONED AND A LITTLE SALTY
YOU HIT A SHOT ONE DAY OUT THERE, 5:00 IN THE MORNING IT WAS SO EARLY.
YOU HIT A SHOT OUT OF THE BUNKER IT WAS AN AMAZING SHOT
I BELIEVE YOU PUT A PICTURE OF IT AND YOU CARRY IT AND SHOW IT ALL THE TIME
Jimmy: I DO REMEMBER THAT SHOT IT DEFINITELY SOUNDS LIKE ME
I DO REMEMBER, I CHIPPED IT OUT OF THERE A ROAR WENT UP.
EVERYONE WAS WONDERING WHAT WAS HAPPENING. Jimmy: THAT WAS SO FUN, MAN
WE HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN YEAH. Jimmy: I LOVE YOU
CONGRATS ON THE BOOK PLEASE GIVE MY BEST TO THE FAMILY AND COME BACK WHENEVER
YOU WANT HIS BOOK "NO TIME LIKE THE FUTURE,ON OPTIMIST CONSIDERS
MORTALITY. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE BY JULIA
MICHAELS WE WILL RIGHT BE BACK EVERYBODY Jimmy: PERFORMING HER NEW
SINGLE, "LIE LIKE THIS" IS JULIA MICHAELS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * HE SAYS I'M PRETT UPSIDE DOW
PRETTY RIGHT SIDE UP T TURN ME HALF WAY ROUND * * HE SAYS I'M
EMOTIONALLY SOUN EMOTIONALLY STUCK TO NOW I'M ALL TURNED AROUND *
* YEAH HE SAYS I' DAYDREAMING ABOUT LEAVIN FOR NO REASO
WELL I GOT HAY FEVER * * FROM MY FEELING YET I DON'
HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDE YOU KEEP PULLING ME CLOSE * * I'M SPILLING OVER
TRYING NOT TO UNFOLD I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU BUT I'M LETTING YOU KNOW *
* THE TRUTH I I CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER WE LIE LIKE THI
HELD ONTO HORSES BUT * * I'M LETTING THEM GO WE'RE RIGHT ON COURS
AND NEVER STOP OR GO SLO I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU * * BUT I'M LETTING YOU KNO
THE TRUTH IS I CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER WE LIE LIKE THIS *
* YEAH LIE LIKE THI LIE LIKE LIE LIKE THI
LIE LIKE * * CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER W LIE LIKE THI
LIE LIKE LIE LIKE THIS * * LIE LIKE CAN'T RESIST
HE SAYS I'M KIND TOO UP FRONT WHEN I'M DRIVING *
* FROM THE BACKSEAT SO LEAD ME WHERE YOU WAN YEAH HE SAYS I'M A LITTL
TOO HARD TO HANDLE * * A LITTLE TO TOUGH TO GET T
BUT BEAUTIFUL ONCE YOU BREAKTHROUGH * * YEAH HE SAYS I'
DAYDREAMING ABOUT LEAVIN FOR NO REASO WELL I GOT HAY FEVER *
* FROM MY FEELING YET I DON' HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDE
YOU KEEP PULLING ME CLOSE * * I'M SPILLING OVER TRYING NOT TO UNFOLD
I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU BUT I'M LETTING YOU KNOW * * THE TRUTH I
I CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER WE LIE LIKE THI HELD ONTO HORSES *
* BUT I'M LETTING THEM GO WE'RE RIGHT ON COURS AND NEVER STOP OR GO SLO
I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU * * BUT I'M LETTING YOU KNO THE TRUTH IS
I CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER WE LIE LIKE THIS * * YEAH LIE LIKE THI
LIE LIKE LIE LIKE THI LIE LI
CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER WE * * LIE LIKE THIS LIE LIKE
LIE LIKE THI LIE LIKE * * CAN'T RESIS
HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDE YOU KEEP PULLING ME CLOS I'M SPILLING OVER *
* TRYING NOT TO UNFOL I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU BUT I'M LETTING YOU KNOW
THE TRUTH IS * * I CAN'T RESIS WHENEVER WE LIE LIKE THI
HELD ONTO HORSES BUT I'M LETTING THEM GO * * WE'RE RIGHT ON COURSE
AND NEVER STOP OR GO SLO I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU BUT I'M LETTING YOU KNOW *
* THE TRUTH I I CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER WE LIE LIKE THI
YEAH YEAH LIE LIKE THIS * * LIE LIK LIE LIKE THI
LIE LIKE CAN'T RESIST IT * * WHENEVER WE
HEY LIE LIKE THI YEAH LIE LIKE THIS OH CAN'T RESIST *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU TO JULIA MICHAELS
MORE OF "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK EVERYBODY! *
Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING OUR "TONIGHT SHOW" P'JIMMY JAMMY- JAM
STAY SAFE OUT THERE. WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!