1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,545 Tariq: ALMOST SHOW TIME, JIMMY. 2 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:15,982 Jimmy: WHAT OH, YEAH SURE. Tariq: ARE YOU STILL 3 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:19,652 THINKING ABOUT QUEEN'S GAMBIT? Jimmy: NO, I MEAN - I LOVED IT BUT IM JUST - 4 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:27,861 * Tariq: JIMMY -- JIMMY! 5 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,796 Jimmy: YEAH Tariq: SEE YOU ON STAGE, MAN. 6 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:39,205 * Jimmy: GREEN ONE EATS FAST. BLUE ONE EATS FAST 7 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:54,087 GREEN ONE EATS FASTER. * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 8 00:00:54,087 --> 00:01:00,293 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 9 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:01,795 Steve: FROM 30 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S 10 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,263 "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 11 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:09,269 GUESTS - WHOOPI GOLDBERG -- EMMA CORRIN -- 12 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:12,339 MUSICAL GUEST DIERKS BENTLEY - AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 13 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:14,908 AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 14 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:30,357 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYONE 15 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:39,866 WELCOME, PLEASE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE 16 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:46,673 WE ARE COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW. EVERYBODY, COME ON 17 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:52,445 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW"! LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND JOKES. 18 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:54,114 WELL GUYS, EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY TWITTER OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED 19 00:01:54,114 --> 00:02:02,389 A NEW FEATURE WHERE YOUR TWEETS DISAPPEAR AFTER 24 HOURS CALLED FLEETS 20 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:07,193 COME ON, TWITTER, YOU WAIT UNTIL TRUMP IS LEAVING, THEN INTRODUCE DISAPPEARING TWEETS. 21 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:10,063 TWITTER WAS LIKE, "WE SOLVED OUR BIGGEST PROBLEM. PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "RACIST 22 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,799 CONSPIRACY THEORIES? TWITTER WAS LIKE, "SECOND BIGGEST PROBLEM. 23 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:16,603 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IS IT JUST ME OR DOES TWEET FLEET SOUND LIKE A NEW BRANCH 24 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:20,540 OF THE MILITARY CREATED BY TRUMP? "I'M IN A TWITTER WAR WITH 25 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:25,912 BETTE MIDLER SEND IN THE TWEET FLEET. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:29,516 YEP, SCIENTISTS ARE LIKE WE JUST CREATED A COVID VACCINE AND AMERICA IS LIKE, HEY, 27 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:32,452 TWITTER HAS A NEW BUTTON FLEET, FLEET! WELL SO FAR IT CAN BE A LITTLE 28 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:37,390 HARD TO TELL WHAT SHOULD BE A TWEET AND WHAT SHOULD BE A A FLEET. 29 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:42,395 BUT I THOUGHT THIS USER GUY WAS PRETTY HELPFUL CHECK IT OUT 30 00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:44,097 FOR EXAMPLE, BARACK OBAMA MIGHT TWEET, "I HOPE YOU ENJOY READING MY NEW MEMOIR, 'A 31 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:48,868 PROMISED LAND.'" BUT HE SHOULD FLEET ON THE DL. THIS I JUST COPY PASTED FROM 32 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:56,609 THE THREE MEMOIRS. HERE IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE. BY BUTTER BALL MIGHT TWEET 33 00:02:56,609 --> 00:03:02,048 CREATE A NATURAL ROASTING RACK BY PUTTING CARROTS AND CELERY ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PAN 34 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:03,717 BUT THEY SHOULD FLEET I AM GOING TO BE REAL I FORGOT TO TAKE THE BAG OF GIZZARDS OUT, 35 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,118 BUT SCREW IT, IT'S NOON AND I HAVE ALREADY HAD THREE WHITE CLOUDS 36 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:13,326 UP NEXT STARBUCKS MIGHT TWEET TWEET WELCOME BACK PEPPERMINT MOCHA MENU, BUT THEY SHOULD 37 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:19,566 FLEET WELCOME BACK GUY WITH THE PONYTAIL WHO ALWAYS BLOWS UP THE BATHROOM 38 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:21,534 AND FINALLY, KOHL'S MIGHT TWEET IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO PICK UP SOME KOHL'S CASH FOR STOCKINGS, 39 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,203 BUT THEY SHOULD FLEET IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO TELL THEIR KIDS THEY ARE NOT GETTING 40 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:36,750 A PS5. I'M JUST SAYING. TWEET AND FLEET. 41 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,551 PRESIDENT TRUMP'S DAYS IN OFFICE ARE NUMBERED, BUT HE'S TRYING TO MAKE THE MOST OUT OF 42 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:42,756 THEM HE'S THINKING ABOUT ATTACKING IRAN 43 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:50,330 LISTEN TO THIS PRESIDENT TRUMP ASKS SENIOR AIDES ABOUT HIS OPTIONS FOR AN 44 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:51,831 OFFENSIVE STRIKE ON IRAN'S MAIN NUCLEAR SITE SENIOR ADVISERS TOLD THE 45 00:03:51,831 --> 00:04:00,040 PRESIDENT AN ATTACK COULD ESCALATE INTO A BIGGER CONFLICT IN THE LAST WEEKS OF HIS 46 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:06,680 PRESIDENCY Jimmy: WHAT IS TRUMP DOING? IF HE WANTS TO HURT IRAN, DON'T 47 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:11,618 BOMB THEM. JUST INVITE THEM TO A PARTY AT THE WHITE HOUSE. 48 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,319 SO GEORGIA IS FINISHING UP THEIR ELECTION RECOUNT, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME REPUBLICANS 49 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:18,491 ARE INTERFERING TO HELP THE PRESIDENT. LISTEN TO THIS 50 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:20,260 STUNNING ALLEGATIONS BY GEORGIA'S REPUBLICAN SECRETARY OF STATE BRAD RAFFENSPERGER WHO 51 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,062 TOLD "THE WASHINGTON POST" HE HAD BEEN PRESSURED BY FELLOW REPUBLICANS, INCLUDING SOUTH 52 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:29,302 CAROLINA SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM TO QUESTION THE VALIDITY OF LEGALLY CAST ABSENTEE BALLOTS. 53 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:37,077 Jimmy: I'M SURE THE SECRETARY OF STATE WAS TERRIFIED. 54 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,946 HOW INTIMIDATING IS LINDSEY GRAHAM MEANWHILE THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN 55 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:48,555 STILL HASN'T GIVEN UP IN WISCONSIN. HOWEVER, IT LOOKS LIKE A 56 00:04:48,555 --> 00:05:03,636 A RECOUNT IS GOING TO COME WITH A PRETTY BIG PRICE TAG WATCH THIS 57 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,505 PRESIDENT TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN WANTS A RECOUNT IN THE STATE OF WISCONSIN. 58 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,140 IT'S GOING TO COST NEARLY $8 MILLION UP FRONT THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN HAS UNTIL 59 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,875 WEDNESDAY IF THEY WANT TO REQUEST A RECOUNT. Jimmy: TRUMP IS LIKE OKAY, I 60 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,044 CONCEDE. OKAY NOT ONLY DID HE HAVE TO PAY 61 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,746 THAT, BUT IT CAME OUT THAT RUDY GIULIANI WANTS TO CHARGE THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN $20,000 A DAY 62 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:21,221 FOR HIS SERVICES I WOULDN'T HIRE RUDY GIULIANI IF HE PAID ME $20,000 A DAY. 63 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,656 TRUMP WAS LIKE IF WE ARE GOING TO PAY THAT, WE COULD HAVE AFFORDED A REAL LAWYER 64 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,458 I'M EXCITED WHEN TRUMP DOESN'T PAY AND THEN HE HIRES RUDY GIULIANI TO SUE RUDY GIULIANI. 65 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:33,366 I WILL TAKE HIM DOWN, BOSS. Jimmy: EVERYONE IS EXCITED ABOUT THIS 66 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:35,268 DOLLY PARTON IS RELEASING A NEW HOLIDAY MOVIE AND ALBUM, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT'S NOT ALL SHE'S 67 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:41,808 BEEN WORKING ON. LISTEN TO THIS DOLLY -- SHE COULDN'T DO 68 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:47,480 ENOUGH, SO NOW SHE'S HELPING TO CURE THE CORONAVIRUS BECAUSE ONE OF YOUR DONATIONS HELPED 69 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:52,952 OUT MODERNA AND NOW MODERNA IS KNOCKING ON THE DOOR OF A VACCINE. 70 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:55,922 I'M JUST SO HAPPY THAT ANYTHING THAT I HAVE DONE COULD HELP OUT 71 00:05:55,922 --> 00:06:03,029 Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, DOLLY PARTON HELPED WITH A VACCINE DOLLY PARTON 72 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,231 EVEN WEIRDER IS THAT DR. FAUCI IS RELEASING AN ALBUM ABOUT HIS CHILDHOOD IN THE GREAT SMOKY 73 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:10,637 MOUNTAINS OF BROOKLYN, NEW YORK HERE IS A WILD STORY 74 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:12,305 THERE IS A NEW COLLEGE ADMISSIONS SCANDAL, THIS TIME INVOLVING HARVARD. 75 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:17,110 CHECK IT OUT NEW ARRESTS INVOLVED WITH ADMISSIONS CHEATING INVOLVES A 76 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,778 A FORMER FENCING COACH AT HARVARD PETER BRAND, AND A A MARYLAND BUSINESS EXECUTIVE. 77 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,513 HE IS ACCUSED OF PAYING MORE THAN $1.5 MILLION IN BRIBES TO SECURE ADMISSION FOR HIS TWO 78 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:34,627 SONS AS FENCERS. Jimmy: I'M SURE SOMEONE WITH HARVARD FENCING COACH ON THEIR 79 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:36,062 RESUME IS GOING TO DO WELL IN THE YARD WHEN THE POLICE CAME TO THE 80 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:44,437 FENCING COACH, HE TRIED TO ESCAPE BY SWINGING ACROSS THE YARD ON A CHANDELIER 81 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:55,915 UNHAND ME, YOU FIEND YOU RAPSCALLION YOU! HERE IS SOMETHING YOU MAY HAVE 82 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,484 NOTICED. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 30 YEARS PEPSI JUST CHANGED THEIR 83 00:06:57,484 --> 00:07:03,556 BOTTLES. HERE IS THE OLD LOOK AND NEW LOOK 84 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:08,595 LOOKS LIKE PEPSI GAVE ALL OF THEIR BOTTLES A REVENGE BODY THAT LOOKS LIKE BEFORE AND 85 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,030 AFTER YOUR DAD REALIZES YOU ARE TAKING A PHOTO OF HIM BY THE POOL 86 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,664 AND FINALLY, I HEARD ABOUT AN INTERESTING NEW INVENTION OUT OF JAPAN FOR SINGLE MEN. 87 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:26,112 LISTEN TO THIS ROBOT HAND. THE NEW INVENTION FROM 88 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,415 ENGINEERS AT A JAPANESE UNIVERSITY, AIMED AT SINGLE MEN TO SIMULATE HOLDING A WOMAN'S 89 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:41,061 HAND IT SECRETES SMALL AMOUNTS OF MOISTURE TO IMITATE SWEAT. 90 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:47,701 Jimmy: YEAH SURE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE USING IT 91 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:54,941 FOR. WHEN ASKED TO COMMENT, JAPANESE COMMENTED -- 92 00:07:54,941 --> 00:08:12,425 Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. * 93 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,661 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. HER 2020 HOLIDAY COLLECTION IS 94 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,529 AVAILABLE AT NORSTROM.COM AND YOU CAN SEE HER SOON IN STEPHEN KING'S "THE STAND" ON CBS ALL 95 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:25,538 ACCESS -- WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS HERE WE LOVE YOU! 96 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:36,483 PLUS, FROM THE NEW SEASON OF "THE CROWN" ON NETFLIX -- EMMA CORRIN IS HERE! 97 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:41,054 PLAYS PRINCESS DIANA AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM DIERKS BENTLEY 98 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:44,457 I WANT TO MENTION THIS WEEK'S TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAG IT'S "NEW THANKSGIVING 99 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:53,733 TRADITIONS." SO IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ALONG, JUST GO ON TWITTER AND 100 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:58,772 TWEET OUT YOUR IDEA FOR A NEW THANKSGIVING TRADITION, UPDATED FOR 2020 101 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:03,243 I SAID -- THE TURKEY NOW PARDONS THE PRESIDENT. SO SEND IN YOUR TWEETS, USE THE 102 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,011 HASHTAG "NEW THANKSGIVING TRADITIONS," AND WE'LL SHOW OUR FAVORITES ON THE SHOW THURSDAY 103 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:15,021 NIGHT. IT WILL BE FUN [ APPLAUSE ] 104 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:19,426 SPEAKING OF FUN, I WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW NIGHT 105 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:25,865 HE IS EXCITED ABOUT THIS DUDE. SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL IS GOING DOWN 106 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,300 SOMETHING NEVER BEFORE ATTEMPTED ON NETWORK TELEVISION 107 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,036 NO SHOW HAS EVER DARED TO TRY SUCH A THING, LET ALONE DO IT. WE'RE HAVING A PAJAMA PARTY 108 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:39,746 HERE IN THE STUDIO EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE WEARING PAJAMAS. 109 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:52,892 TWO PIECES, ONESIES, PANTS, SHORTS, WHATEVER YOU'RE INTO ANYTHING GOES. 110 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:59,432 IT'S A FULL-ON "TONIGHT SHOW P'JIMMIE JAMMY JAM." IT'S ALL HAPPENING TOMORROW NIGHT 111 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:08,875 SO STAY TUNED RIGHT HERE MORE AS THE STORY DEVELOPS I TOLD YOU I AM GETTING MY 112 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,710 OWN PAJAMAS. Jimmy: YOU SAID SOMETHING CONDESCENDINGLY IN THE HALLWAY 113 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:19,552 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY CONGRATS ON THE JIMMYS NO, I SAID TOMORROW IS -- 114 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:28,728 Jimmy: HIS MIND ISN'T EVEN OUT YET AND IT'S FOR CHARITY AND A WHOLE THING. 115 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:39,673 MINE'S FOR CHARITY, TOO Jimmy: I DID IT FIRST AND WE DIDN'T EVEN DO IT YET. 116 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:46,980 YEAH, BUT YOURS AIN'T BAD Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED? BAD 117 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:52,886 Jimmy: YOU CAN'T DEBUT YOURS TOMORROW WHAT BETTER TIME TO DEBUT MY 118 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,521 PAJAMA LINE THAN AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW" PAJAMAS JIMMY JAMMY JAM. 119 00:10:54,521 --> 00:11:03,496 I COULD REALLY SHUT IT DOWN IF I -- Jimmy: IF YOU BROUGHT JIMMY 120 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,964 JAM HERE, IT WOULD BE A JIMMY JAM-JAM OR A JIMMY JAM PA-JIMMY JAM JAM. 121 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:31,191 TERRY LEWIS. HIS NAME DOESN'T ROLL OFF THE TONGUE THE SAME WAY. 122 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:31,224 HIS NAME DOESN'T ROLL OFF THE TONGUE THE SAME WAY. 123 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:46,873 FIEND. ALL RIGHT. 124 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:50,510 ANYWAYS, TOMORROW NIGHT, A A LITTLE HISTORY HERE. TV HISTORY 125 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:54,881 IF YOU LIKE FUN AND TV HISTORY, IT'S HAPPENING WEAR YOUR PAJAMAS AT HOME. 126 00:11:54,881 --> 00:12:00,487 LET'S DO IT. THE NBA DRAFT IS TOMORROW, AND EARLIER I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH 127 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,888 A FEW OF THE TOP PROSPECTS OVER ZOOM AND SHOOT SOME VIRTUAL HOOPS. 128 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:10,063 TAKE A LOOK. THERE ARE SORE LOSERS AND SORE WINNERS. 129 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:17,404 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. HAVING SOME FUN. Jimmy: I AM HERE WITH SOME 130 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,938 OF THE TOP NBA PROSPECTS, ANTHONY EDWARDS, JAMES WISEMAN, AND OBI TOPPIN 131 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:27,447 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO CHALLENGE THEM TO A LITTLE TWO-ON-TWO ON THE ONLY COURT I 132 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:31,418 MIGHT BE ABLE TO KEEP UP, THE PLAY STATION LET'S DO THIS. 133 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:35,221 I AM GOING TO TALK SMACK. I AM READY TO GO JAMES, YOU ARE MY TEAMMATE. 134 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:44,197 WHO ARE YOU GETTING I'M MICHAEL JORDAN. JAMES, WHO SHOULD I PICK? 135 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:49,636 KAREEM. Jimmy: KAREEM ABDUL JABBAR. ALLEY-OOP! 136 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:57,410 HOW IS IT GOING, JORDAN GOOD IT'S A BLOW OUT! 137 00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:06,486 MY MAN. Jimmy: IT'S NOT HIS FAULT GO. 138 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:13,259 Jimmy: IT'S A ONE-MAN TEAM. I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING GOOD FOR THE TEAM AT ALL. 139 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:37,117 OH, MY GOD, IT'S NO CONTEST! HEY, YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY. 140 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:37,150 HEY, YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY. 141 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,203 THERE IS A STUFFING IN THE TURKEY RIGHT THERE 142 00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:14,487 I AM NOT CHEATING! IT'S A CLOSE GAME, 33-18. WE CAN COME BACK. 143 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,756 Jimmy: GO, RUN, RUN, TURBO! TEAM JIMMY JAMES FOR THE WIN GOOD LUCK. 144 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,425 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN THE NBA. WE NEED TO PLAY IN REAL LIFE 145 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:34,274 TWO-ON-TWO LEAGUE MEETING, LEAGUE MEETING. 146 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,076 Jimmy: MY THANKS AGAIN TO ANTHONY EDWARDS, JAMES WISEMAN, AND OBI TOPPIN 147 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:44,217 THE NBA DRAFT IS TOMORROW AT 8:00 P.M. EASTERN ON ESPN. GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE PLAYERS 148 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,187 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE TONIGHT SHOW * 149 00:14:47,187 --> 00:15:04,404 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 150 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,272 HEY, GUYS, I'M ABOUT TO PLAY YOU SOME REAL SONGS FROM REAL BANDS, THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD 151 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:10,043 AVOID. IT'S TIME FOR MY DO NOT PLAY LIST 152 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:18,084 HERE WE GO * BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANT 153 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:23,656 YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT EVERY ARTIST AND SONG THAT I'M ABOUT TO PLAY FOR YOU IS 100% REAL 154 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:30,063 THESE ARE ACTUAL BANDS AND ACTUAL SONGS YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THEM ON 155 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:34,467 SPOTIFY OR AMAZON OR SEE IF YOUR LOCAL MUSIC STORE HAS THEM 156 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,270 THEY ARE REAL. THESE ARE REAL SONGS ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON 157 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:43,076 MY DO NOT PLAY LIST! FIRST UP IS AN R&B ARTIST CALLED ICE J.J. FISH 158 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:57,323 DO YOU KNOW HIM? HELL, YES I AM READY FOR THIS. 159 00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:07,167 Jimmy: HIS SONG IS CALLED "MY BAE. HERE HE IS ON THE ALBUM COVER. 160 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,069 AND I ASSUME THAT'S HIS BAE THERE. ANYWAY, LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO 161 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:26,686 "MY BAE. * 162 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:43,670 Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE HE'S IN PAIN * 163 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:47,807 HE'S A LEGEND Jimmy: YOU THINK HE IS A LEGEND 164 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:55,515 NEXT UP IS AN ARTIST CALLED -- MICHAEL GUTIERREZ-MAY. ISN'T HE ONE OF THE CAMERA 165 00:16:55,515 --> 00:17:06,526 GUYS Jimmy: HE SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY CHILL GUY 166 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,529 I LIKE THE ALBUM COVER I'M INTO IT SO FAR HIS SONG IS CALLED "COLD WIND, 167 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:17,037 WARM BREEZE, HOT GIRLS, COOL DUDES. THAT'S THE SONG TITLE 168 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:21,708 Jimmy: YEAH I LIKE THAT. HE'S GIVING OFF LAID BACK 169 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:37,323 VIBES. LET'S GIVE IT A LISTEN * 170 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:55,408 Jimmy: RED SOX, PATS, BRUINS - * 171 00:17:55,408 --> 00:18:03,450 Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. HE'S JUST LISTING OFF BOSTON SPORTS TEAMS 172 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:13,526 THE NEXT ALBUM'S CALLED -- "TALL GLASS OF JUICE" OR "PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH." 173 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:22,369 OR, "TAKE BEFORE BEDTIME." HE'S GOT THREE ALBUM TITLES. DOES HE HAVE THREE HANDS? 174 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:26,539 HOW IS HE HOLDING THAT TRUMPET AND YOU SEE BOTH OF HIS HANDS. Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S A 175 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:35,615 A WOMAN BEHIND HIM, STOPPING HIM FROM PLAYING HIS TRUMPET HIS HORN. 176 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:49,262 Jimmy: ROB JUICE. BOBBY J. LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO A SONG 177 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:57,904 OFF HERE CALLED "MY THIRST." * * BABY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN 178 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:16,756 LIVERWURST, BRATWURST TOO * * I ACCUSE YOU OF BEING IN LOVE FIRST I STAND ACCUSED OF BEING 179 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:16,790 * I ACCUSE YOU OF BEING IN LOVE FIRST I STAND ACCUSED OF BEING 180 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:30,603 IN LOVE THE WORST * * YOU MY WET NURSE * 181 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:36,710 -- Jimmy: STOP, STOP. WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT HERE'S THE COVER 182 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:38,144 I THINK THAT'S SNEEZY, AND THAT'S MAYBE THE TRAVELOCITY GNOME? 183 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:49,222 HARD TO TELL LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO THEIR SONG, "THERE ARE NO GNOMES IN 184 00:19:49,222 --> 00:20:06,606 SWEDEN." * 185 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:19,652 Jimmy: I KIND OF DIG THIS ONE. KIND OF A DIG VIBE TO IT 186 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:23,223 THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "DO NOT PLAY." IF YOU HAVE AN ALBUM OR A SONG 187 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:26,226 YOU THINK WE SHOULD USE ON OUR NEXT "DO NOT PLAY LIST," WE WANT TO SEE IT 188 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:32,999 SEND YOUR SUGGESTIONS TO - DONOTPLAYATTONIGHTSHOW.COM STICK AROUND 189 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:54,554 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WHOOPI GOLDBERG * 190 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,089 Jimmy: YOU CAN SEE MY FIRST GUEST EVERY WEEKDAY ON "THE VIEW." 191 00:20:56,089 --> 00:21:06,599 HER 2020 HOLIDAY COLLECTION IS AVAILABLE AT NORDSTROM.COM AND YOU CAN ALSO SEE HER IN STEPHEN 192 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:11,104 KING'S "THE STAND," WHICH PREMIERES DECEMBER 17th EXCLUSIVELY ON CBS ALL ACCESS. 193 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:23,550 HERE SHE IS, WHOOPI GOLDBERG YOU ARE THE BEST I LOVE YOU 194 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:27,921 ALWAYS SOMETHING FUN ALWAYS FESTIVE YOU ARE THE BEST 195 00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:31,624 WHY SHOULD THIS YEAR BE ANY DIFFERENT? I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 196 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,494 I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, WHAT DO I DO I KNEW I COULDN'T DO A SWEATER 197 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:42,669 BECAUSE WHO WAS GOING OUT? NOBODY NOBODY IS GOING OUT. 198 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:45,105 THEY ARE NOT PARTYING IN SWEATERS, SO LET'S DO SCARVES AND MASKS. 199 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:46,673 Jimmy: IT IS SO WARM AND GOOD WE NEED COMEDIANS AT THIS TIME 200 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:57,450 IN OUR LIFE. WE ARE SO IMPORTANT TO EVERYTHING 201 00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:03,656 Jimmy: ANOTHER TRADITION -- EVEN WITH ZOOM YOU COME THROUGH. 202 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,359 IT BREAKS MY HEART. I ALWAYS LIKE TO BRING YOU SUITES AND ALL I COULD DO WAS 203 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:17,537 BRING YOU ONE CUPCAKE. Jimmy: BUT LOOK AT THAT YOU DID STILL DELIVER. 204 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:24,444 HONESTLY -- COULD WE HAVE TWO SHOTS TO SEE THIS IS ME HERE. 205 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:30,583 NOBODY HERE. HI, BUDDY. THERE IS NOBODY. 206 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,118 WE ARE GOING TO GET THERE, BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S JUST ME AND MY CUPCAKE. 207 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:36,856 THAT'S NOT BAD. Jimmy: I AM GOING TO TAKE A A BITE NOW BECAUSE IF THIS IS 208 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:42,595 FROM WHOOPI, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD. GOOD LUCK AND GOOD VIBES IT'S INCREDIBLY SWEET, ISN'T 209 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:48,168 IT I CAN SEE YOUR TEETH ROLLING UP 210 00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:51,905 YEAH THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GIVE IT TO MY GRANDDAUGHTER, MY 211 00:22:51,905 --> 00:23:02,382 GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER. Jimmy: YOUR BACKGROUND YOU HAVE THERE 212 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:15,595 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE INTO THE BABY YODA IT LOOKS LIKE? I AM. 213 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:19,232 I LOVE -- YOU KNOW, I LOVE HIM Jimmy: I DO, TOO. HE WANTS TO GO HOME 214 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:26,206 THE THING I LOVE A LOT IS THAT I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP. WATCH. 215 00:23:26,206 --> 00:23:34,314 Jimmy: ARE YOU JOKING YOU RUB HIS HEAD. Jimmy: HE IS SO -- ARE YOU 216 00:23:34,314 --> 00:23:42,822 JOKING ME? I LOVE IT! ISN'T THAT THE GREATEST 217 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,358 Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SHOW, BY THE WAY. HE DOES AN EXTRAORDINARY 218 00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:47,093 JOB. IT'S JUST GREAT, AND YOU WANT TO BE PART OF IT, AND YOU WANT 219 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,162 TO WATCH AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S FUN. YOU NEED IT. 220 00:23:49,162 --> 00:24:00,140 AND YOU NEED A BABY YODA IN YOUR LIFE. Jimmy: I SAW A DOCUMENTARY 221 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:02,042 ON THE COMEDY STORE THAT I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS AND YOU WERE ON IT AND I COULD 222 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:10,717 NOT STOP WATCHING IT AND MIKE BINDER DID IT. Jimmy: MIKE BINDER DID IT 223 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:13,053 AT FIRST I GO WHO IS HE, I KNOW HIM. BUT I FORGET WHERE I KNOW HIM 224 00:24:13,053 --> 00:24:18,258 FROM HIS VOICE IS FAMILIAR. OH, MIKE BINDER. 225 00:24:18,258 --> 00:24:21,194 THEN HE DIRECTED INDIAN SUMMER, ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES. TALK TO ME ABOUT THE COMEDY 226 00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:27,667 STORE. WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT IT? IT'S COMEDY CLUB IN LOS ANGELES 227 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:37,377 IS IT THREE ROOMS OR TWO TWO AND THEN ONE UPSTAIRS WHICH WAS THE BELLY ROOM 228 00:24:37,377 --> 00:24:44,918 Jimmy: THE BELLY ROOM YEAH. AND I GOT REALLY LUCKY, THAT'S 229 00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:46,386 WHERE MITZI PUT ALL OF THE FEMALE COMICS. THEN SHE, WHEN MY SHOW REALLY 230 00:24:46,386 --> 00:24:54,194 SORT OF TOOK OFF, SHE JUST GAVE ME THE BELLY ROOM TO PERFORM IN FOR AS LONG AS I WANTED. 231 00:24:54,194 --> 00:24:59,099 THAT'S WHAT I DID. I HAD THE GREATEST TIME. YOU KNOW, ALL OF THE GREAT 232 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:06,573 COMICS, ALL OF THE GREAT COMICS Jimmy: LIKE RODNEY. 233 00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:08,675 DANGER FIELD. AND WATCHING RICHARD PRYOR DO WHAT HE DID FROM THE 234 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:16,950 WHEELCHAIR HE WAS IN THE WHEELCHAIR AND STILL SLAYING PEOPLE 235 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:18,818 HE WAS IN THE WHEELCHAIR AND YOU ARE THINKING HERE YOU ARE SAYING THIS AND YOUR LIFE HAS 236 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:31,498 SHIFTED AND HERE YOU ARE STILL, YOU KNOW, BAR NONE ONE OF THE GREATS. 237 00:25:31,498 --> 00:25:36,936 ALSO, ROBIN I SAW THERE QUITE A BIT. IT'S WONDERFUL -- IT'S A 238 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:46,680 A WONDERFUL MEMORY BECAUSE YOU JUST -- YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT IT WHILE YOU ARE DOING IT. 239 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,115 YOU ONLY REALIZE HOW AMAZING IT WAS WHEN YOU GET PAST IT AND YOU ARE DOING YOUR OWN THING 240 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:55,655 AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE WHAT DO YOU DO I WAS LIKE, WELL, I KIND OF 241 00:25:55,655 --> 00:26:02,195 TELL STORIES THEY WERE LIKE REALLY? OKAY, LET'S GO AND SEE 242 00:26:02,195 --> 00:26:07,567 PEOPLE WOULD SAY, WELL, YOU ARE NOT A STANDUP. NO, I AM NOT, BECAUSE I CAN'T 243 00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:10,170 TELL JOKES I CAN MESS UP A JOKE BETTER THAN ANYBODY 244 00:26:10,170 --> 00:26:18,078 I AM NOT GOOD AT THEM. BUT I AM A GOOD STORYTELLER. Jimmy: IS THAT WHERE MIKE 245 00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:23,183 NICHOLS CAME TO SEE YOU? NO, MIKE CAME TO SEE ME IN DOWNTOWN MANHATTAN 246 00:26:23,183 --> 00:26:25,051 IT WAS GREAT BECAUSE HE WAS TAKING -- HE WAS DOING ALL THREE PLAYS AT THE SAME TIME, 247 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:32,859 HURLEY BURLEY, DEATH OF A SALESMAN AND THE REAL THING. SO HE DECIDED THEY WOULD TAKE 248 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:46,706 EACH OTHER TO DIFFERENT SHOWS, AND THAT WAS THE SHOW HE GOT TAKEN TO 249 00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:48,475 IT'S QUITE AMAZING TO SEE HIM BECAUSE HE WOULD SAY, YOU KNOW, MISS GOLDBERG, HOW ARE YOU 250 00:26:48,475 --> 00:26:51,511 I'M FINE, I'M FINE AND MY MOTHER WOULD GO THAT'S MIKE NICHOLS 251 00:26:51,511 --> 00:27:07,560 SHE WOULD POINT. Jimmy: GENIUS IT'S STILL AS RIDICULOUS AND 252 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:18,838 FABULOUS AS IT WAS DAY ONE THE WHOLE RIDE IS RIDICULOUS AND FABULOUS 253 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:24,611 Jimmy: YOU ARE ACTING AGAIN YOU ARE IN STEPHEN KING'S "THE STAND. 254 00:27:24,611 --> 00:27:26,880 I KNEW YOU WOULD BE TOTALLY INTO IT. AND YOU ARE LIKE, OH, THIS IS 255 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,548 PERFECT. MORE WITH WHOOPI WHEN WE COME BACK 256 00:27:28,548 --> 00:28:00,146 * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK I'M TALKING TO WHOOPI GOLDBERG 257 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:01,881 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT STEPHEN KING'S "THE STAND. CAN YOU TELL US WHAT IT IS 258 00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:10,423 ABOUT? BASICALLY IT'S ABOUT THE WORLD GETTING HIT BY A PLAGUE 259 00:28:10,423 --> 00:28:12,392 THAT'S CREATED BY THE NAVY OR THE ARMY OR SOMETHING. AND IT KILLS A WHOLE BUNCH OF 260 00:28:12,392 --> 00:28:29,542 PEOPLE, BUT IT DOESN'T KILL EVERYBODY. AND AS YOU GO THROUGH, YOU 261 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,945 START TO REALIZE THAT THERE IS A LITTLE BIT MORE GOING THAN JUST THE PLAGUE KILLING FOLKS. 262 00:28:31,945 --> 00:28:41,488 IT'S A BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL AND ALEXANDER IS THE BAD GUY 263 00:28:41,488 --> 00:28:54,267 AND I AM MOTHER ABIGAIL, THE GOOD ONE AND I'M 109 WHICH IS JUST 264 00:28:54,267 --> 00:28:57,871 A YEAR OR TWO OLDER THAN WHAT I ACTUALLY AM. BUT IT'S KIND OF GREAT 265 00:28:57,871 --> 00:28:59,839 AND I WANTED TO DO IT. I WANTED TO DO IT WHEN HE FIRST DID IT 266 00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:11,751 IT WAS REALLY GREAT. IT WAS MOLLY RINGWALD AND -- Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT! 267 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:19,292 DID YOU AUDITION OR TALK TO STEPHEN KING ABOUT IT? WHAT HAPPENED WAS I WAS IN 268 00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:24,197 THE MIDDLE OF ANOTHER MOVIE AND COULDN'T DO IT AND I REALIZE NOW, THAT IT 269 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:26,032 PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN WRONG BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN MY 30s AND THERE WERE ENOUGH 270 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:33,940 PEOPLE AROUND WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY MAD AT ME IF I HAD GOTTEN IT. 271 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:43,049 THEN WHEN I HEARD THEY WERE DOING IT AGAIN, I WAS LIKE CAN I BE IN IT, PLEASE 272 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:46,086 PLEASE AND THEY WERE LIKE YEAH, ACTUALLY, WE WERE COMING TO 273 00:29:46,086 --> 00:29:50,790 YOU. YEAH Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU ARE 274 00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:54,394 COMING TO ME SEE, YOU WERE COMING YEARS AGO THAT'S ALL RIGHT 275 00:29:54,394 --> 00:30:03,003 COME WHEN YOU WANT TO. I HOPE PEOPLE LIKE IT I HAD A GOOD TIME. 276 00:30:03,003 --> 00:30:14,814 Jimmy: OF COURSE THEY WILL. THANKS SO MUCH I HAD A GREAT TIME 277 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:16,583 THANKS FOR REMEMBERING EVERYTHING YOU ARE JUST SO THOUGHTFUL 278 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:23,556 EVERY SINGLE TIME. MY WIFE SENDS HER LOVE TO YOU, AND MY KIDS, TOO 279 00:30:23,556 --> 00:30:30,330 MY THANKS TO WHOOPI GOLDBERG HER 2020 HOLIDAY COLLECTION IS AVAILABLE NOW AT NORDSTROM.COM 280 00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:31,798 AND CHECK OUT STEPHEN KING'S "THE STAND" DECEMBER 17th ON CBS ALL ACCESS 281 00:30:31,798 --> 00:30:58,625 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EMMA CORRIN * 282 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,460 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS WHO STARS AS PRINCESS DIANA IN THE 283 00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:04,631 BRAND NEW SEASON OF "THE CROWN" WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX. 284 00:31:04,631 --> 00:31:13,940 HERE IS EMMA CORRIN! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS 285 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:18,545 THANKS FOR HAVING ME. I AM EXCITED Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK 286 00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:20,914 YOU HOW THE LAST FEW MONTHS HAVE BEEN IN QUARANTINE. BUT THEN I SAW THIS PHOTO AND I 287 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:23,116 THINK THAT SUMS IT UP. YOU PLAYING CARDS WITH YOUR DOG. 288 00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:31,858 WHAT STAGE OF QUARANTINE WAS THIS THIS WAS EARLY QUARANTINE 289 00:31:31,858 --> 00:31:36,396 PEAK LOCKDOWN. HAVEN'T BEEN OUTSIDE THE HOUSE IN A VERY LONG TIME AND FOUND 290 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:43,236 OURSELVES HERE PLAYING SPIT WITH MY PUPPY. TELL ME IF THIS IS TRUE BECAUSE 291 00:31:43,236 --> 00:31:52,145 I GET ALL OF MY INFORMATION FROM WIKIPEDIA AND I RUN THE WEBSITE SO 292 00:31:52,145 --> 00:31:55,248 ACTUALLY I MAKE UP THE RUMORS SO YOU SHOULD THANK ME LATER BUT APPARENTLY I HEARD THIS, 293 00:31:55,248 --> 00:31:59,719 THAT YOU HAVE A VERY FAMOUS DOG WALKER I READ THAT HARRY STYLES WALKS 294 00:31:59,719 --> 00:32:07,827 YOUR DOG IS THAT TRUE OH, YEAH. 295 00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:16,236 SORT OF. HE ONCE DOG SAT FOR ME Jimmy: HE DID 296 00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:18,204 THE THING I KNOW IS THAT MY DOG HAS NO IDEA WHICH IS THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT IT 297 00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:23,877 FOR A DOG IT'S JUST A PERSON BUT HE LOOKED AFTER SPENCER FOR ME 298 00:32:23,877 --> 00:32:33,953 BUT NOT AGAIN. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE HALFWAY THROUGH THE MEAL I GOT A 299 00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:38,658 A MESSAGE THAT SAID HE WON'T STOP FARTING IS THIS NORMAL 300 00:32:38,658 --> 00:32:46,199 Jimmy: FROM SPENCER OR FROM HARRY? FROM SPENCER. 301 00:32:46,199 --> 00:32:52,105 I AM NOT DOING THIS AGAIN. Jimmy: HOW GOOD OF A DUDE IS HARRY STYLES 302 00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:53,840 WHAT A NICE GUY. "THE CROWN" PREMIERED THIS WEEKEND. 303 00:32:53,840 --> 00:33:02,382 I HAD TO TEXT EVERYONE I KNOW. STOP -- DON'T TELL ME -- BUT THIS EPISODE -- DON'T TELL ME. 304 00:33:02,382 --> 00:33:10,690 FOR ANYBODY WHO HASN'T WATCHED IT, CAN YOU SET IT UP? I PLAY DIANA FROM WHEN SHE'S 305 00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:16,896 ABOUT 16 YEARS OLD UNTIL SHE'S ABOUT 28 SO A LONG, LONG TIME 306 00:33:16,896 --> 00:33:18,765 AND YEAH, I LOVE THE SEASON BECAUSE IT FOLLOWS ESSENTIALLY THREE INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT 307 00:33:18,765 --> 00:33:20,567 WOMEN -- WELL, VERY INTERESTING WOMEN, THE QUEEN, DIANA AND THATCHER AND LOOKS AT THEIR 308 00:33:20,567 --> 00:33:22,202 RELATIONSHIP TO POWER AND POSITIONS THEY ARE PUT IN AND HOW THEY GRAPPLE WITH IT 309 00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:23,970 SO YEAH, WE SEE THESE SORT OF STORIES UNFOLD THROUGHOUT THE YEARS AND HW THEY HANDLE IT 310 00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:39,219 Jimmy: NOT ONLY DID YOU GET THE LOOK DOWN, BUT THE HAIR, AND THE VOICE WAS PERFECTION 311 00:33:39,219 --> 00:33:47,961 I ALSO HEAD THAT YOU DO A GOOD CHARLES. I THINK SO. 312 00:33:47,961 --> 00:33:49,796 I SPENT A LOT OF TIME TRYING TO COPY CHARLES Jimmy: SO HOW WOULD YOU GIVE 313 00:33:49,796 --> 00:34:05,578 ME ADVICE ON HOW TO DO CHARLES OR HOW TO DO DIANA COULD YOU? 314 00:34:05,578 --> 00:34:08,048 YEAH YEAH DO YOU WANT A LESSON SURE CHARLES, IF YOU WANT TO 315 00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:16,623 SAY YES, IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO HIS VOICE, YOU SAY EARS Jimmy: EARS 316 00:34:16,623 --> 00:34:23,863 THAT IS HILARIOUS. AND FOR DI, ALL RIGHT, AND SHE ALWAYS GOES DOWN AT THE END 317 00:34:23,863 --> 00:34:27,367 OF EVERYTHING SHE SAYS ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 318 00:34:27,367 --> 00:34:44,584 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM ALL RIGHT 319 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,088 I WILL SAY TO YOU I'M GOING TO 320 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:54,694 GO IN THE OTHER ROOM AND WATCH THE NEWS AND YOU SAY ALL RIGHT YOU ARE GOING TO BE CHARLES 321 00:34:54,694 --> 00:34:56,463 Jimmy: FOR THE FIRST SCENE I WILL BE CHARLES. I WILL BE IN THE NEXT ROOM 322 00:34:56,463 --> 00:35:09,376 WATCHING THE NEWS. ALL RIGHT Jimmy: NOW SWITCH IT AROUND 323 00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:21,054 GOING TO GO IN THE OTHER ROOM AND WATCH THE NEWS. Jimmy: YOU SOUNDED FRENCH, 324 00:35:21,054 --> 00:35:22,922 LIKE INSPECTOR CLOUISSO. I AM GOING IN THE OTHER ROOM TO WATCH THE NEWS 325 00:35:22,922 --> 00:35:28,695 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT. 326 00:35:28,695 --> 00:35:33,299 Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM DOING. I AM DOING A BAD CINDY LAUPER. 327 00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:35,068 Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE IS EMMA IN SEASON FOUR OF 328 00:35:35,068 --> 00:35:50,650 "THE CROWN." I SUPPOSE THE GREATEST HIGHLIGHT HAS BEEN MEETING ALL 329 00:35:50,650 --> 00:35:52,752 OF YOU, THE PEOPLE OF AUSTRALIA. YOU HAVE MADE US FEEL SO 330 00:35:52,752 --> 00:36:01,061 WELCOME, SO AT HOME. PERHAPS BECAUSE YOU ARE SO REFRESHING 331 00:36:01,061 --> 00:36:07,500 YOU ARE NOT WHAT WE EXPECT AS ROYALTY. I DON'T THINK OF MYSELF AS 332 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:11,338 ROYALTY. FIRST AND FOREMOST I AM A WIFE AND MOTHER 333 00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:16,943 THAT'S WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT TO ME. SHE REALLY IS A WONDERFUL 334 00:36:16,943 --> 00:36:18,878 MOTHER AND HOW IS WILLIAM GETTING ALONG? 335 00:36:18,878 --> 00:36:23,350 HE'S HAVING A MAGICAL TIME HERE SO HE LIKES AUSTRALIA 336 00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:25,919 LET'S PUT IT LIKE THIS. HIS FAVORITE CUDDLY TOY USED TO BE A WHALE, COMING HERE IT HAS 337 00:36:25,919 --> 00:36:32,425 BEEN FIRMLY SUPPLANTED BY A KOALA. EMMA CORRIN. 338 00:36:32,425 --> 00:36:37,697 SEASON FOUR OF "THE CROWN. STREAM RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX. COME BACK WHENEVER HE WANT TO. 339 00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:39,866 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM DIERKS BENTLEY 340 00:36:39,866 --> 00:36:58,385 STICK AROUND * Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS NEW 341 00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:01,921 SINGLE "GONE" HERE IS DIERKS BENTLEY 342 00:37:04,457 --> 00:37:20,874 * * MY BUDDIES THINK I' ON THE LAKE BOSS THINK 343 00:37:20,874 --> 00:37:26,046 I'VE BEEN SICK FOR DAY AND MAMA'S PROBABLY * * ON HER WA 344 00:37:26,046 --> 00:37:31,051 'CAUSE I AIN'T PICKE UP THE PHONE * * I'VE BEEN A MILLION PLACE 345 00:37:31,051 --> 00:37:38,258 BUT THEY'RE ALL UP IN MY HEAD * * OVER-DRINKING, OVERTHINKING 346 00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:44,497 EVER SINCE YOU LEFT * * I'VE BEEN GON I'VE BEEN GONE 347 00:37:44,497 --> 00:37:49,502 I'VE BEEN SITTIN' ON THE COUCH WATCHING * * TV ALL DAY LONG 348 00:37:49,502 --> 00:37:55,208 ALL DAY LONG, I'VE BEE TRYIN' TO FIGURE OUT HOW A GOOD THING WENT WRONG * 349 00:37:55,208 --> 00:37:58,578 * FASTER THAN THAT FREIGH TRAIN, FARTHER THA THAT AIRPLANE * 350 00:37:58,578 --> 00:38:04,584 * SADDER THAN A COUNTRY SON HEADED DOWN THAT HIGHWAY ANYWHERE BUT MY WAY * 351 00:38:04,584 --> 00:38:15,295 * EVER SINCE YOU MOVE ON, I'VE BEEN GONE * * TOOK A TRIP DOW 352 00:38:15,295 --> 00:38:21,868 MEMORY LANE CHECKED INTO HOTEL HEARTBREAK * * PASSED ROCK BOTTO 353 00:38:21,868 --> 00:38:27,107 ON THE WAY WITHOUT LEAVING MY LIVING ROOM * 354 00:38:27,107 --> 00:38:32,379 * I'VE BEEN A MILLION PLACE BUT THEY'RE AL UP IN MY HEAD * 355 00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:39,152 * OVER-DRINKING OVERTHINKING EVE SINCE YOU LEFT * 356 00:38:39,152 --> 00:38:43,523 * I'VE BEEN GON I'VE BEEN GONE I'VE BEEN SITTIN' ON 357 00:38:43,523 --> 00:38:49,429 THE COUCH WATCHING TV * * ALL DAY LON ALL DAY LONG, I'VE BEE 358 00:38:49,429 --> 00:38:54,234 TRYIN' TO FIGURE OUT * * HOW A GOO THING WENT WRONG 359 00:38:54,234 --> 00:38:56,403 FASTER THAN THAT FREIGHT TRAIN, FARTHER * * THAN THAT AIRPLAN 360 00:38:56,403 --> 00:39:00,440 SADDER THAN A COUNTRY SONG HEADED DOWN THAT HIGHWAY * * ANYWHERE BUT MY WAY 361 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:09,215 EVER SINCE YOU MOVED O I'VE BEEN GONE YEAH, I'VE BEEN GONE * 362 00:39:09,215 --> 00:39:20,126 * * ALL THE CLOTHES ARE ON THE FLOOR ALL THE 363 00:39:20,126 --> 00:39:24,497 MAIL'S BY THE DOOR ALL THE WHISKEY BOTTLES * * IN MY BED ALL THE 364 00:39:24,497 --> 00:39:27,233 DISHES IN THE SINK ALL THE GA IS IN THE TANK * 365 00:39:27,233 --> 00:39:31,504 * ALL THE NEIGHBORS PROBABLY THINK I'M DEAD * * I'VE BEEN GON 366 00:39:31,504 --> 00:39:37,610 I'VE BEEN GONE I'VE BEEN SITTIN ON THE COUCH WATCHING * 367 00:39:37,610 --> 00:39:40,347 * TV ALL DAY LONG ALL DAY LONG I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO FIGURE OUT HOW 368 00:39:40,347 --> 00:39:43,950 A GOOD THING WENT WRONG * * FASTER THAN THAT FREIGHT TRAIN, FARTHER 369 00:39:43,950 --> 00:39:50,857 THAN THAT AIRPLANE SADDER THAN A COUNTRY SONG * * HEADED DOWN THA 370 00:39:50,857 --> 00:40:01,468 HIGHWAY, ANYWHER BUT MY WAY * * EVER SINCE YOU MOVE 371 00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:03,436 ON, I'VE BEEN GONE YEAH, I'VE BEEN GONE GONE * 372 00:40:03,436 --> 00:40:22,889 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR 373 00:40:22,889 --> 00:40:24,858 WATCHING STAY SAFE OUT THERE. WASH YOUR HANDS. 374 00:40:24,858 --> 00:40:27,127 DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 375 00:40:27,127 --> 00:40:27,127 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE