Jimmy: THREE, TWO, ONE. THAT'S IT.
GOOD GAME, PAL I WON. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE
BUT IT WAS FUN PLAYING AGAINST YOU. YOU DIDN'T WIN.
I WON. Jimmy: WHAT NO, YOU DIDN'T
LOOK AT THE SCORE. STOP THE COUNT. Jimmy: WE DID STOP THE
COUNT. AND I WON. KEEP COUNTING
Jimmy: I DON'T NEED TO. LOOK AT THE SCOREBOARD WE'RE DEMANDING A RECOUNT,
FOLKS. CAN YOU CAN BELIEVE THIS I AM BEING TOTALLY CHEATED
EVERYONE AGREES. I'M IN THE PROCESS OF SUING PLAYSTATION RIGHT NOW.
Jimmy: PRESIDENT TRUMP? FAKE NEWS Jimmy: OH, COME ON.
JUST ADMIT YOU LOST SO WE CAN ALL MOVE ON. BESIDES, DON'T YOU HAVE MORE
IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO -- VIDEO GAMES? I ASK YOU THE SAME THING.
Jimmy: OH, IT'S TIME FOR THE SHOW I GO TO GO
HEY, DAD, CAN I PLAY? GET OUT OF HERE, ERIC I'M DON JR.
* Steve: FROM IN ROCKEFELLER
CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -
CHANCE THE RAPPER, ERIN ANDREWS MUSICAL GUEST G HERBO AND
CHANCE THE RAPPER. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HEY, THANK YOU HELLO, AND WELCOME
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PLEASE THAT IS SO NICE.
OH, MY GOODNESS! OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WOW.
WHAT A CROWD YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, BUT THE WHITE HOUSE JUST TOLD
ME WE'VE GOT A MILLION PEOPLE IN HERE TONIGHT. AMAZING, AMAZING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AMAZING. WELL, LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND
JOKES. WELL, GUYS, AS THE PANDEMIC GETS WORSE, PRESIDENT TRUMP IS
MAKING IT EVEN TOUGHER FOR PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN TO DEAL WITH THE CRISIS.
APPARENTLY, HE'S STILL NOT LETTING HIS CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE TALK TO BIDEN'S.
I'M REALLY SHOCKED BY THIS, I MEAN, 'CAUSE UP UNTIL NOW, TRUMP'S HANDLING OF THE
PANDEMIC HAS BEEN FLAWLESS [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, WHY IS IT SO HARD
FOR TRUMP? HE'S BEEN PASSING OFF COVID RESPONSIBILITIES FOR EIGHT
MONTHS WHY STOP NOW [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M NOT SURPRISED THE TRANSITION OF POWER IS TAKING SO LONG.
EVERY TIME MIKE PENCE HEARS THE WORD "TRANSITION," HE RUNS AND HIDES UNDER THE BED.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "MOTHER, PUT ON 'DAVID AND GOLIATH.'"
NOT SURE ANY OF THIS MATTERS TRUMP'S TASK FORCE PROBABLY WROTE, LIKE, ONE MEMO THAT
SAYS, "WE THINK YOU GET IT FROM LICKING STUFF. [ LAUGHTER ]
HONESTLY, DO WE EVEN WANT TRUMP'S TASK FORCE TRAINING BIDEN'S?
THAT'S LIKE GETTING LEGAL ADVICE FROM RUDY GIULIANI. [ LAUGHTER ]
"I'D LIKE TO REPRESENT MYSELF. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS.
AFTER LAST WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENT FROM PFIZER THAT THEIR VACCINE IS MORE 90% EFFECTIVE, ANOTHER
COMPANY, MODERNA, HAS MADE AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF THEIR OWN. WATCH THIS
THIS MORNING, BREAKING NEWS ON THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE
MODERNA ANNOUNCING ITS VACCINE COULD BE 94.5% EFFECTIVE Jimmy: THAT IS AN AMAZING
ACHIEVEMENT. SCIENTISTS ARE LIKE, "WE'VE HARNESSED THE POWER OF MRNA,"
WHILE AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "DOES IT COME IN GRAPE FLAVOR? [ LAUGHTER ]
CAN I GET IT IN GUMMY SHAPE LIKE FRED FLINTSTONE?" I HAD TO READ THAT JOKE AS
BRIAN REGAN. BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ]
IT SOUNDED L IKE BRIAN WOULD HAVE NAILED THAT SO THAT WAS FOR YOU, BRIAN
"A GUMMY LIKE FRED FLINTSTONE TYPE OF GUMMY. [ LAUGHTER ]
'CEPT I COULD DO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THIS WEEKEND IN
WASHINGTON, TRUMP SUPPORTERS GATHERED TO PROTEST THE ELECTION
AND TRUMP EVEN DROVE BY ON HIS WAY TO THE GOLF COURSE TAKE A LOOK.
FROM HIS MOTORCADE AS THOUSAND OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS CLAIMED
ELECTION FRAUD Jimmy: YEAH NOTHING SAYS "THANKS FOR YOUR
SUPPORT" LIKE BARRELING THROUGH THE CROWD ON YOUR WAY TO A GOLF COURSE
[ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU READ HIS LIPS, I THINK HE'S SAYING "THEY WASTED A
A SATURDAY FOR THIS? COULD HAVE GONE GOLFING. [ LAUGHTER ]
CAN WE SHOW IT AGAIN JUST HIM GOING BY HIS FOLLOWERS?
FOR HIS MOTORCADE AS - [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: "HOW'S IT GOING, MAN? AND THIS WAS CUTE.
TRUMP'S CAR, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW IT, EVEN HAD A BUNCH OF TIN CANS HANGING OFF THE BACK
AND A SIGN THAT SAID, "JUST LOST THE ELECTION! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] BUT TRUMP WAS OVERWHELMED BY THE SUPPORT.
HE WAS LIKE, "I LOVE YOU GUYS. YOU'RE DOING THE WHITE THING I MEAN, THE RIGHT THING.
[ LAUGHTER ] WEL,, IF IT'S NOT CLEAR BY NOW, TRUMP STILL ISN'T READY TO MOVE
ON FRO MTHE ELECTION BUT YESTERDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME, IT SEEMED LIKE HE WAS
ADMITTING THAT BIDEN WON TRUMP TWEETED, "HE WON BECAUSE THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT MIGHT BE AS CLOSE TO A CONCESSION SPEECH AS WE'RE
GONNA GET, FOLKS [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT WAS SHORT LIVED, 'CAUSE
HE WENT ON TO SAY, "I CONCEDE NOTHING," AND "I WON THE ELECTION."
[ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP WON'T GIVE UP WHILE THE REST OF US ARE LIKE, "DUDE,
WE'VE MOVED ON TO NETFLIX SHOWS ABOUT CHESS. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE DON'T CARE. [ APPLAUSE ] WE DON'T CARE, DUDE.
EVEN THOUGH TRUMP'S LAWSUITS KEEP GETTING TOSSED OUT, IT'S CLEAR THE PRESIDENT'S NOT
PLANNING TO CONCEDE ANY TIME SOON SO YOU KNOW WHAT
WE THOUGHT WE'D DO IT FOR HIM AND GIVE US THE CONCESSION SPEECH THAT WE ALL DESERVE
TAKE A LOOK.
*
MY FELLOW AMERICANS, A SHORT TIME AGO, JOE BIDEN BEAT ME IN THE ELECTION
AND NOT ONLY DID HE WIN, HE WON BY A LOT ACTUALLY. THEREFORE, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO
STEP ASIDE BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT. I WASN'T PROBABLY ON MY GAME
AND I WASN'T GOING SO WELL AND, YOU KNOW, I'M THE ONLY PRESIDENT IN HISTORY TO LOSE
THE POPULAR VOTE TWICE AND TO GET IMPEACHED. IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE
GREATEST DREAM IN THE WORLD IS THAT JOE BIDEN WINS. BECAUSE THE WINNER OF THIS VOTE
WAS DECIDED BY A FAIR AND OPEN ELECTION THEREFORE, I HUMBLY CONCEDE TO
JOE BIDEN. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE RESPONDED.
AND THEY SAID TO ME, "YOU'RE FIRED. BING, GET OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: SPEAKING OF THE
ELECTION, THE GAP SAYS SALES OF THEIR KHAKI HAVE PANTS HAVE NEARLY DOUBLED SINCE ELECTION
WEEK AND THEY THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH STEVE KORNACKI
[ LAUGHTER ] WATCH THIS
AFTER NEWS OUTLETS REPORTED THAT KORNACKI'S SIGNITURE KHAKIS COME FROM THE GAP, THE
COMPANY REPORTED IT SAW A DRAMATIC INCREASE IN ONLINE TRAFFIC AND A MORE THAN 90%
SALES INCREASE OF KHAKI PANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW.
RIGHT NOW, ANNA WINTOUR IS LIKE, "WHY DID I CHOOSE HARRY STYLES FOR THE COVER OF
'VOGUE'? L [ LAUGHTER ] KORNACKI
[ LAUGHTER ] I TOLD YOU KORNACKI. [ LAUGHTER ]
TODAY, MIDDLE-AGED WHITE GUYS WERE LIKE, "IS THIS THE LINE FOR THE PS5 OR THE KORNACKI
KHAKIS?" [ LAUGHTER ] REPUBLICANS DON'T KNOW HOW TO
FEEL RIGHT NOW THEY LOST THE WHITE HOUSE, BUT KHAKIS ARE BACK.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY IMPRESSIVE BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING
AMERICANS HAVEN'T BEEN BUYING DURING THE PANDEMIC, IT'S PANTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. COSTCO IS NOW OFFERING ITS
MEMBERS A NEW SERVICE. LISTEN TO THIS
THERE'S A NEW MEMBERSHIP OPTION AT COSTCO PRIVATE JET COMPANY WHEELS UP
HAS PARTNERED WITH THE RETAILER TO OFFER 12-MONTH MEMBERSHIPS FOR ITS SERVICE STARTING AT THE
LOW, LOW PRICE OF $17,500. Jimmy: AS IF SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE SHOPPING LIKE,
"OKAY, I GOT THE WHOLE CHICKEN, I GOT A BOX OF GOGURT. [ LAUGHTER ]
TOILET PAPER, AND, OH, I ALMOST FORGOT, I NEED THAT JET MEMBERSHIP
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN I TRY READING IT AS BRIAN REGAN AGAIN?
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE, I GOT THE WHOLE CHICKEN, I GOT A BOX OF GOGURT
I GOT THE TOILET PAPER [ LAUGHTER ] I ALMOST FORGOT, I NEED THAT
JET MEMBERSHIP [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT -- THAT WASN'T AS GOOD.
OH, THIS IS COOL, THOUGH, SINCE IT'S COSTCO, THEY COME AROUND MID-FLIGHT AND OFFER EVERYONE
A 10 GALLON-DRUM OF PEANUTS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HEY, GUYS, THANKSGIVING IS NEXT
WEEK, AND I SAW THAT BASKIN-ROBBINS HAS BROUGHT BACK ITS TURKEY ICE CREAM CAKE.
TAKE A LOOK. THERE IT IS. BECAUSE ALL KIDS WERE LIKE, "IF
ONLY OUR FAVORITE TREAT LOOKED MORE LIKE A DEAD BIRD CARCASS. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY SPRAY-PAINTED THOR'S HELMET.
[ LAUGHTER ] NOT TO BE OUTDONE, CINNABON JUST STARTED SELLING ITS
FROSTING BY THE PINT LOOK AT THIS WOW!
THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S ALL THE FUN OF EATING CINNABON WITH DOUBLE THE DEPRESSION
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S PERFECT FOR ANYONE LOOKING TO FLEX SEAL THEIR ARTERIES.
[ LAUGHTER ] ACTUALLY, THIS IS GREAT. NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO BASTE
THE BASKIN-ROBBINS TURKEY WITH [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S A CRAZY STORY FROM
OVERSEAS A SCHOOL IN FRANCE HAD TO ASK PARENTS TO STOP THROWING THEIR
KIDS OVER THE SIX-FOOT GATE WHEN THEY SHOWED UP LATE FOR SCHOOL
CHECK OUT THIS SIGN THAT THEY ACTUALLY HAD TO HANG UP. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT'S DANGEROUS APPARENTLY WHILE LANDING ON THE OTHER SIDE, SOME KIDS BROKE
THEIR WINE BOTTLE. [ LAUGHTER ] "NOW WHAT WILL I PAIR WITH MY
LUNCHABLES?" [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THE PARENTS ARE
ALREADY A STEP AHEAD NOW THEY'RE TAKING STALE BAGUETTES AND MAKING THEIR KIDS
POLE VAULT OVER THE FENCE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A SCUBA DIVER OFF
THE COAST OF EGYPT JUST SET AN AMAZING NEW RECORD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
AN EGYPTIAN SCUBA DIVER HAS BROKEN A NEW WORLD RECORD.
HE SPENT 145 HOURS, OR ALMOST SIX WHOLE DAYS UNDER WATER Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
HE CAME UP, LEARNED IT WAS STILL 2020, AND WENT BACK DOWN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, HERE'S SOME FUN
NEWS LAST NIGHT WE WON A PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YES!
WE WON FOR NIGHT-TIME TALK SHOW OF 2020. IT'S SO COOL
I JUST WANNA THANK THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS, AND THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR US.
THIS AWARD IS ALWAYS SPECIAL BECAUSE IT COMES FROM YOU, THE PEOPLE
WE TRY TO PUT ON THE BEST SHOW WE CAN FOR YOU GUYS EVERY NIGHT, AND IT'S A REAL HONOR TO
BE AWARDED, SO THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S COOL. I'LL PASS IT AROUND. EVERYONE GETS IT -
THANKS. Jimmy: GETS IT FOR A WEEKEND, YEAH.
OKAY, COOL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: GUYS, IT IS MONDAY,
WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK, AND WE'VE GOT A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS COMING UP.
SARAH PAULSON WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DAN LEVY WILL BE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MICHAEL J. FOX WILL BE ON THE SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC PERFORMANCES FROM
JULIA MICHAELS AND DIERKS BENTLEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BIG WEEK AND BE SURE TO TUNE IN WEDNESDAY NIGHT.
OH, YEAH [ DRUMROLL ] SOMETHING COOL IS GOING DOWN
SOMETHING NEVER BEFORE ATTEMPTED. Tariq: AH
Jimmy: WE'RE HAVING A PAJAMA PARTY HERE IN THE STUDIO THAT'S RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PEOPLE LIKE IT A "TONIGHT SHOW P'JIMMY JAMMY
JAM. [ LAUGHTER ] MORE ON THAT AS THE WEEK
PROGRESSES [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: A JIMMY JAMMIE JAM
Jimmy: IT'S A P'JIMMY JAMMIE JAM. Tariq: SO, WAIT, A PAJAMA
PARTY HAS NEVER BEEN ATTEMPTED Jimmy: NEVER BEEN ATTEMPTED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Tariq: WOW. AWESOME. Jimmy: NOT ON "THE TONIGHT
SHOW." Questlove: WE COULD WEAR -- Jimmy: NOT ON TELEVISION
EVEN Tariq: OH Jimmy: THIS IS
UNPRECEDENTED. Tariq: OKAY Jimmy: WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO
DO WEDNESDAY - I MEAN, I WOULD -- Tariq: WAIT -- WHAT I'M
ABOUT TO DO? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE
IN THIS TOGETHER, MAN. WE'RE A TEAM Tariq: WE GOT TO WEAR
P'JIMMIES? Jimmy: YOU GOT TO OR YOU GET TO
[ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: WE HAVE TO Jimmy: YOU GET TO WEAR
P'JIMMIES. Questlove: OKAY Jimmy: ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT
AND YOU GET TO JUST JAM DOWN, DUDE PARTY -- PARTY DOWN.
THIS IS GOING TO BE A PARTY. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING Tariq: NO, NO
Questlove: NAH. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH Questlove: OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU WON'T EVEN BELIEVE -- WHEN YOU SEE -- YOU
SHOULD JUST GET A HOTEL IN THE CITY BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE
GOING TO WANT TO GO BACK HOME. YOU'RE GOING TO JUST WANT TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT, RENT MOVIES
AND HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS. WE HAVE JULIAN MICHAELS WEDNESDAY.
THAT'S ALL WE KNOW SO FAR. THAT'S IT Jimmy: SO WE CAN DANCE --
SHE HAS A SONG WE CAN DANCE TO IN PAJAMAS. Jimmy: YEAH.
SHE WILL NOT BE CARRYING -- IT'S OUR PARTY WILL THE AUDIENCE IN
ATTENDANCE BE WEARING -- Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION
THEY WILL. PEOPLE NEED IT NOW PEOPLE ARE LIVING THEIR WHOLE
DAYS IN PAJAMAS. I CAN'T GIVE ANYMORE INFORMATION.
I HAVE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH BUT FIRST, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.
HERE TO TALK ABOUT HIS ORGANIZATION SOCIALWORKS CHANCE THE RAPPER IS HERE!
HE'S GOING TO PERFORM TOO. PLUS, SHE'S THE LEAD SIDELINE REPORTER FOR THE NFL ON FOX.
ERIN ANDREWS IS HERE AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM G HERBO AND CHANCE THE RAPPER!
HI, GUYS, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HISTORIC NFL SEASON AND WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FUN WITH
THE PLAYERS. SO WE GAVE A BUNCH OF THEM WEIRD PHRASES AND ASKED THEM TO
SNEAK THOSE PHRASES INTO THEIR INTERVIEWS AS CASUALLY AS POSSIBLE
NO ONE KNEW WE WERE DOING THIS HERE, CHECK IT OUT IT'S TIME FOR "DROP IT IN: NFL
EDITION.
* DROP IT IN DROP IT IN *
DALVIN, YOU'RE OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK TODAY HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
GREAT GIVE ALL THE CREDIT TO THE "O" LINE UP FRONT, THE RECEIVERS,
TIGHT END. AND JUST WORKING HARD. AND I SWITCHED HARD.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT BEING -- THE RECEIVERS
TOUCHING TOUCHDOWN PASSES, THE DANCE CELEBRATION? I BELIEVE CATCHING THE
TOUCHDOWN PASSES THEY'RE LIKE POKEMON GOT TO HAVE THEM ALL
WHAT MAKES IT SO DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO DEFEND IT'S LIKE A SAYING MY MOM
USED TO SAY. IT MUST BE MAPLE SYRUP BECAUSE BUTTER DON'T DRIZZLE LIKE THAT
DO YOU STICK WITH THE FINGER ROLL SITUATION OR CHANGE IT UP I HAVE TO STICK WITH IT
THROUGH THE WHOLE PROCESS, THAT IS WHY YOU CALL THEM TOUCHDOWNS AND NOT TOUCHUPS
MYSELF, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. CALL ME OLD FASHIONED,
LITERALLY, I MEAN, CALL MY OLD FASHIONED. THAT IS MY NICKNAME.
THERE IS NOT A WEEK WHERE REACH REID WILL NOT GET ON YOU THAT IS HIS JOB.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE, TAKE IT EASY, ROLLER COASTER TIE.
WHAT YOUR MOM SAID IS - SYRUP DRIZZLES YOU HAVE TO PUT IT IN THE
MICROWAVE. MELT IT. IT TAKES TOO LONG.
YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE PLAY AND THAT'S WHY I'M LIKE THE MAPLE SYRUP.
I AM QUICK WITH IT I JUST DRIZZLE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH NO PROBLEM. THANK YOU.
Jimmy: DUDE, GRONK, I LOVE THAT DUDE. THEY MADE HIM EXPLAIN IT
EXPLAIN THAT, I NEVER HEARD THAT QUOTE YOUR MOM USED TO SAY.
OH, MY GOSH, HE'S THE BEST THANKS TO EVERYBODY THAT PARTICIPATED IN THAT
THANK YOU, NFL STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
CHANCE THE RAPPER! * Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST
TONIGHT IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED AND THREE-TIME GRAMMY-WINNING ARTIST
HE'S ALSO THE FOUNDER OF THE NONPROFIT SOCIALWORKS. HERE IS CHANCE THE RAPPER.
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HEY
Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, BUD HEY Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD. I MISS
YOU, MAN OH, THANKS, MAN YOU LOOK GOOD TOO, MAN
Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT. IT'S AWESOME TO BE BACK WITH YOU. Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU CALLING
US FROM? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN A RECORDING STUDIO
YEAH, I'M AT THE STUDIO, JUST CHILLING. Jimmy: WAS THIS THE STUDIO
WHERE YOU RECORDED ALL YOUR STUFF OR NO? YEAH, THIS IS CRC IN
CHICAGO. THIS IS WHERE I -- I'VE BEEN RECORDING HERE SINCE 2014.
I MADE "COLORING BOOK" HERE. MOST OF MY PROJECTS. MY CHRISTMAS PROJECTS.
SURF, YEAH THIS IS THE SPOT YEAH. Jimmy: WHEN YOU FIRST
STARTED OUT, HOW DID YOU AFFORD STUDIO TIME? I ACTUALLY WAS IN HIGH
SCHOOL WHEN I FOUND THIS AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAM OR IT FOUND ME KIND OF
I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND THIS GUY CAME OUT AND TOLD ME ABOUT A FREE STUDIO INSIDE
THE LIBRARY. AND I CAME IN AND CHECKED IT OUT, AND IT WAS LIKE THIS
REALLY COOL AFTER SCHOOL LEARNING CENTER CALLED "UMEDIA," AND THE GUY WHO
BROUGHT ME IN WAS NAMED BROTHER MIKE HE BECAME MY MENTOR.
AND A LOT OF KIDS OUT OF CHICAGO, A LOT OF PEOPLE -- OH, THEY'RE ADULTS NOW, A LOT OF
THE PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH ALL CAME OUT OF THAT SAME PROGRAM. BUT YEAH, THEY HAD A FREE
STUDIO Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. SO I JUST -- YEAH, RIGHT.
Jimmy: HAVE YOU ALWAYS GONE BY CHANCE THE RAPPER NO.
SO, WELL, IT WAS -- IT ACTUALLY -- WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, I USED TO GO BY CHANA.
AND IT WAS A TERRIBLE NAME SO WHEN TWITTER FIRST GAME OUT, THIS GIRL THAT WAS A FRIEND OF
MINE, MADE A TWITTER FOR ME, AND SHE MADE MY NAME CHANCE THE RAPPER, AND I WAS
LIKE, ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA JUST GO WITH THAT FROM HERE OUT Jimmy: NO WAY, I LOVE
HEARING THAT YEAH. DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WROTE YOUR FIRST RAP
WELL, WHEN I FIRST STARTED OUT, I WAS ACTUALLY MAKING POETRY FIRST
REALLY I FIRST STARTED OUT AS A DANCER, ALRIGHT. AND THEN FOURTH GRADE, WE DID
THIS THING CALLED "THE YOUNG AUTHOR'S PROJECT." WELL, WE DID IT EVERY YEAR, BUT
THIS YEAR I DECIDED TO DO A BOOK OF POEMS, AND I LIKED IT, AND I NEVER WRITTEN POETRY
BEFORE, BUT I JUST, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, OUT OF NOWHERE, I JUST DECIDED TO START DOING IT,
AND THEN SOON AFTER THAT, I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIP-HOP AND THEN I STARTED RECORDING, AND
WHEN I WAS PROBABLY 14, MY COUSIN HAD HIS OWN STUDIO THAT IGOT TO GO TO ONCE OR TWICE
AND I RECORDED TWO SONGS THERE AND I JUST, LIKE, ALWAYS LOVED IT AND ALWAYS WAS LIKE, "THIS
IS GOING TO BE MY THING. BUT THE FIRST RAP I WROTE WAS PROBABLY -- I KNOW WHAT IT WAS
IT WAS A SONG CALLED "THE BLACK DEFINITION." AND I DO NOT WANT TO RAP IT
RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, YEAH, I'VE BEEN WRITING
SONGS FOR A LONG TIME, SINCE I WAS A KID. Jimmy: YEAH, AND WAS
EVERYONE SUPPORTIVE OF YOU GROWING UP, WANTING TO BE A RAPPER
I DON'T KNOW IF THEY WERE SUPPORTIVE OF IT BUT IT WAS UNDERSTOOD.
IT WAS A THING THAT PEOPLE KNEW THAT I RAPPED, LIKE, SINCE I WAS A KID.
IT WAS JUST A THING I WAS INTO I MOVED MY HANDS AND STUFF. I DON'T KNOW
Jimmy: REALLY? I WAS WEIRD. YEAH, MY DAD ACTUALLY REALLY -
RIGHT WHEN I GOT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, WE KIND OF, LIKE, YOU KNOW, AS PARENTS DO WHEN THEIR
KIDS GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND THEY DON'T GO TO COLLEGE OR GET A JOB, IT'S KIND OF LIKE A,
YOU KNOW, FRICTION THING Jimmy: SURE YEAH, BUT AFTER WE SEPARATED
FOR A WHILE, HE CAME -- WE GOT BACK TOGETHER, AND HE REALLY HELPED, YOU KNOW, JUST GUIDE ME
IN TERMS OF THE AMOUNT OF WORK AND FOCUS THAT I NEEDED TO WORK ON IT FROM A BUSINESS SIDE
AND HE'S STILL DOING THAT TO THIS DAY BUT YEAH, IN THE BEGINNING, MY
DAD DID NOT WANT ME TO BE A RAPPER [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: NO IT'S LIKE TELLING YOUR PARENTS YOU WANT TO BE A COMEDIAN.
THEY'LL GO, "NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT. NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
YEAH. Jimmy: BUT, LOOK AT YOU NOW, MAN YOU'VE BEEN CRUSHING IT.
I GOT TO SAY, YOU'VE NEVER STOPPED WORKING SINCE I FIRST WAS INTRODUCED TO YOU.
YOU HAVE A TOP TEN SONG WITH JUSTIN BIEBER. YOU HAVE DONE THREE VIRTUAL
CONCERTS THE VIRTUAL CONCERT, THIS IS AMAZING.
YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S COOL THAT YOU'RE DOING THESE THINGS AND THANK YOU FOR DOING THESE
THINGS THANK YOU, MAN. Jimmy: YOU DID ONE FOR --
YOU SAID THE MIX WAS JUST FOR CAR SPEAKERS YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
IT'S LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW. I'VE BEEN TAKING THIS VIRTUAL CONCERT THING LIKE REALLY
SERIOUSLY. LIKE, I PUT A LOT OF TIME INTO LIKE -- NOT JUST, LIKE, YOU
KNOW, LIKE, WRITING THE STORY AROUND IT OR LIKE -- OR SHOOTING IT, BUT ALSO, LIKE,
IN THE MIX LIKE, JUST IN THE AUDIO, LIKE, WE'RE SPENDING DAYS AND DAYS
TRYING TO MAKE IT SOUND, YOU KNOW, ROBUST AND LIKE A STUDIO ALBUM, VERSUS, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, A BIG ROOM OR SOMETHING. Jimmy: WOW! AND SO WE MIXED THE LAST ONE FOR THE RIDE
THERE, THE ONE THAT'S IN THE CAR. Jimmy: YES. YEAH, IT'S
A MIX, TO BE -- YOU KNOW, LISTENED TO IN THE CAR AND IT SOUNDS GOOD
Jimmy: LOVE THAT. TRY IT Jimmy: I LOVE THAT, MAN I WAS LIKE, "OH, THAT'S TAKING
IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL." "NO I WANT IT TO SOUND GREAT IF YOU'RE IN A CAR.
THIS IS PERFECT FOR THIS." I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE OTHER COOL THINGS YOU'RE
DOING, IN ADDITION TO BEING A TALENTED ARTIST. YOU'RE ALSO A VERY GOOD
ACTIVIST YOU WERE NAMED TO BILLBOARD'S 2020 R AND B HIP-HOP POWER
PLAYERS, IN THE YEAR OF ACTIVISM CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.
THANK YOU, MAN. Jimmy: YOUR ORGANIZATION, SOCIALWORKS, RECENTLY LAUNCHED ITS WARMEST
WINTER INITIATIVE. WHAT IS THAT YEAH.
SO, WARMEST WINTER IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR, THIS IS, I THINK, OUR
FIFTH YEAR, AND IT'S BASICALLY A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT START AROUND NOVEMBER, AROUND RIGHT
NOW, AND GO THROUGH THE BEGINNING OF MARCH AND THEIR JUST LIKE A SERIES OF
EVENTS AND INITIATIVES THAT WE DO THAT, YOU KNOW, TARGET THE HOMELESS AND SOMETIMES
SPECIFICALLY THE HOMELESS YOUTH IN CHICAGO AND IT'S -- YOU KNOW, WE DO
WARMING CENTERS. THERE IS ALWAYS THIS BIG THING, WHICH WE'RE KIND OF PIVOTING
THIS YEAR, CALLED THE NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM WHERE WE HAVE LIKE A HUGE -- WE
TAKE OVER THE MUSEUM OF SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY, AND THIS YEAR SPECIFICALLY, WE ADDED A COUPLE
EVENTS AND KIND OF PIVOTED AWAY FROM SOME OF THE, YOU KNOW, BIG PERSON EVENTS.
AND WE'RE DOING ACTUALLY A A TURKEY GIVE AWAY I THINK IT'S NEXT WEEKEND.
AND YEAH, WE GOT A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT SPOTS AROUND THE CITY THAT WE'RE STARTING TO DO --
WE'VE ACTUALLY NEVER TAKEN PART IN THE TURKEY GIVE A WAYS. WE DO A LOT OF OTHER KIND OF
EVENTS. BUT WE'RE TRYING TO, LIKE, UH, START IT EARLY AND JUST GIVE BACK, BECAUSE OF, YOU
KNOW, JUST THE CLIMATE WITH THE PANDEMIC AND EVERYTHING. Jimmy: DUDE, NEVER STOP,
MAN. I THINK IT'S SO COOL YOU ALWAYS -- SINCE DAY ONCE,
YOU ALWAYS GAVE BACK THANKS, MAN. Jimmy: THE TURKEY GIVE AWAY, IF YOU WANT
INFORMATION ON THAT, GO TO SOCIALWORKSCHI.ORG YEAH. Jimmy: IT IS VERY,
VERY COOL WHAT YOU'RE DOING. I LOVE THAT. GIVE AWAY THOSE TURKEYS.
THANKS, MAN Jimmy: YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A VERY TALENTED RAPPER, AND I
JUST WANT TO MAYBE PUT YOUR RAPPING SKILLS TO THE TEST WHEN WE COME BACK
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT DO YOU SAY? LET'S DO IT
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. CHANCE AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN, AFTER THE BREAK
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. WE'RE HERE WITH CHANCE THE RAPPER, AND WE'RE ABOUT TO DO
SOMETHING FUN. IT'S TIME FOR "KID RAPS.
Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WE ASKED YOU GUYS AT HOME TO HAVE YOUR KIDS WRITE RAPS USING
THE TITLES, JUST THE TITLES, OF SOME OF CHANCE'S SONGS, JUST THE TITLES
AND THEN THE KIDS HAD TO TAKE IT FROM THERE. WE GOT SO MANY AMAZING RAPS
FROM KIDS OUT THERE. YOU GOT A LOT OF FANS. SO ANYWAYS CHANCE AND I ARE
GOING TO PERFORM SOME OF THEM RIGHT NOW. CHANCE, YOU READY FOR THIS
I'M VERY READY FOR THIS, YES. SO THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM
FRANNY SHE'S SIX-YEARS-OLD. I HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED FRANNY,
WHO'S SIX. BUT IT'S NOT MY DAUGHTER SHE WROTE A RAP BASED OFF THE
TITLE OF YOUR SONG "JUICE. OKAY THIS IS THE NEW VERSION, THE
KID VERSION OF JUICE CHANCE, YOU WILL SEE THE WORDS ON YOUR SCREEN WHENEVER YOU'RE
READY. HERE WE GO * JUICE JUICE IN THE PARK
JUICE JUICE IN THE HOUSE JUICE JUICE IN THE YAR JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE *
* JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE WE DRINK IT ALL DAY LONG * Jimmy: OH, YEAH, JUICE.
THAT'S FANTASTIC * JUICE.
ALRIGHT. THAT'S AMAZING. Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD JAM.
THIS IS AWESOME ALL RIGHT, IT'S MY TURN. THIS WAS WRITTEN BY KAYDEN,
WHO'S 11-YEARS-OLD AND HIS RAP WAS INSPIRED BY YOUR SONG "BRAIN CELLS."
ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO, GIVE ME A A BEAT *
* I HAVE A BIG BRAIN AND BI TOES BUT YOU KNOW WHAT DOESN'
SHOWS * * I DO HOMEWORK WITH MY CAT SHE SAYS MEOW AND I SAY HI
AND SHE WILL NEVER CRY BECAUSE WE * * ARE CAT FRIENDS
HA HA HA * I HAD IT WITH THE HA, HA, HA YEAH, YEAH, YOU PUT LIFE
INTO IT. Jimmy: I TRIED. I TRIED MY BEST, MAN
SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU DO WHAT YOU DO AND I DO WHAT I DO. CHANCE, YOU'RE UP AGAIN.
THIS NEXT ONE WAS WRITTEN BY KEEGAN HE'S SIX
THIS IS "WORK OUT. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, THE WORDS WILL COME UP
* MY MOMMY WORKS OUT IN THE HOUS MY DADDY WORKS OUT AT WORK
MY SISTER WORKS * * OUT AT SCHOOL MY BROTHER WORKS
OUT AT THE BUS STOP * * I WORK OUT AT MY HOCKEY
DO YOU WORK OU QUESTION MARK * *
Jimmy: DUDE, YOU GOT TO PUT QUESTION MARK IN ONE OF YOUR NEXT SONGS
THAT'S GOOD. THESE ARE FIRE, AND THEY'RE SO CLOSE
Jimmy: YEAH, TOTALLY SO CLOSE TO THE REAL SONG I'M UP AGAIN
THIS IS "HEY MA," FROM CONNOR, WHO'S 9. * HEY MA I WANT A SKITTLE
I DON'T HAVE A SKITTLE BECAUSE I DON'T FLOS YOU ARE NOT MY BOSS *
* I'M A GOOD BO AND I DESERVE SOME JOY IF YOU DON'T I'LL MOVE
SOMEWHERE ELSE * * UNTIL I GET MY SKITTLE RED FLAVOR
TODA RED FLAVOR PLEASE * * OKAY, TRICKY WITH THAT ON
NOT MY BEST ONE * * SKITTLE RED FLAVO OKAY, CHANCE
LAST ONE IS YOURS. THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A KID NAMED OAK.
HE'S THREE YEARS OLD A 3-YEAR-OLD HUMAN WROTE THIS. HIS RAP IS "DO MY DANCE.
WHEN YOU'RE READY. * RUBBY RUBBY MY BELL AND DANCE TURKEY
DA DA DA WIGGLE TIGGLE BIGGLE BIGGLE SIGGLE * * SICK I BICK OOG
POOPA MOOPA I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU * [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, MAN. THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. THANKS TO OUR KID RAPPERS.
THANKS TO CHANCE THE RAPPER. WE LOVE YOU, BUDDY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
ERIN ANDREWS COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. *
Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS IN HER SEVENTH SEASON AS THE LEAD SIDELINE REPORTER FOR FOX'S TOP
NFL BROADCASTING TEAM. HERE'S ERIN ANDREWS. YEAH
WHAT'S UP Jimmy: WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
YOU LOOK GREAT THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THE SHOW
THANKS SO MUCH. HEY. Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK -- I
HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS. GO. Jimmy: YESTERDAY YOU COVERED
THE GAME THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS AND THE L.A. RAMS.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH RUSSELL WILSON, THAT'S OUR FRIEND
I KNOW YOU GUYS HAD HIM ON A BIT. HE'S HAD A GREAT YEAR.
THEY LOST TWO STRAIGHT NOT TO BE A DEBBIE DOWNER. WE HAVE HIM THIS THURSDAY
NIGHT. THEY CAME TO L.A. AND MET UP WITH THE HARD CORE RAMS DEFENSE THAT USUALLY GIVES HIM
A HARD TIME. BUT SIDE NOTE, ONCE ALL OF THIS COVID IS OVER, L.A. HAS A NEW
STADIUM AND IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE THING IT IS A GOOD TIME THERE.
VERY FUN Jimmy: HAS IT BEEN WEIRD? WHAT IS IT LIKE COVERING WITH
THE PANDEMIC, OR VERY FEW FANS IN THE STADIUM IS IT A WHOLE NEW WORLD?
I'M SURE IT'S LIKE SITTING IN YOUR STUDIO A COUPLE BIZARRE THINGS.
I MEAN -- FIRST OF ALL, WE ARE THANKFUL TO EVEN HAVE FOOTBALL I THINK WE ALL KIND OF NEED THE
DISTRACTION RIGHT NOW. BUT A COUPLE THINGS, MY FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON WAS
TOM BRADY TAKING ON DREW BREES IN NEW ORLEANS THAT PLACE IS NORMALLY SO
FREAKING LOUD. YOU HAVE TO PUT THE MIKE TO YOUR MIC SO CLOSE TO YOUR FACE,
AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN IT'S LIKE, HERE COME THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS. AND IT'S LIKE MY
MOM BACK AMOUNT THE DAY AT A A DANCE COMPETITION AT THE FAIR
IT'S LIKE, WHOO, YEAH. Jimmy: AT LEAST MY MOM'S HERE. MY MOM APPRECIATES ME.
I KNOW. IT'S SUCH A BUMMER THEY DO TRY TO PLAY MUSIC TO
PUMP UP THE GUYS IT'S LIKE MYSELF, TROY AIKMAN, JOE BUCK, AND THEN THE TWO
TEAMS, WHICH IS AWKWARD. YOU KNOW, I WAS TELLING SOMEBODY THAT DURING THE SAINTS
GAME, YOU START GETTING INTO IT AND THEY'RE PLAYING THE MUSIC TO PUMP EVERYBODY UP
AND YOU FORGET, THERE IS A PART WHERE IT'S, "YEAH, AND IT'S LIKE BEND OVER TO THE FRONT AND
TOUCH YOUR TOES" AND I JUST LIKE YELLED IT AND IT'S LIKE, "HOLY CRAP, THE OFFENSIVE LINE
CAN HEAR IT. YOU KNOW? YOU FORGET YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN THERE.
AND YOU ARE SINGING "YEAH. AND THEY ALL TURN AROUND AND ARE LIKE, "WHAT?
Jimmy: YEAH, IS IT ODD DOING THE INTERVIEWING AS WELL WHEN YOU'RE INTERVIEWING THE
PLAYERS? WELL, THEY ARE LIKE LITERALLY 12 FEET, 20 FEET
AWAY, AND WHAT I QUICKLY LEARNED IS THAT WHEN YOU THINK YOU ARE HILARIOUS OR SARCASTIC,
IT DOESN'T REGISTER FROM THAT FAR AWAY AND I WAS DOING AN INTERVIEW
WITH GRONK A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, AND GRONK'S THE BEST, I MEAN HE TURNS ANYTHING FUNNY
HE'S AN ANIMAL, AND WE LOVE HIM FOR IT. BUT HE HAD A REALLY BAD SPIKE, AND I WAS LIKE, "DUDE,
YOU TOLD ME WHEN YOU SCORED YOUR SPIKE WAS GOING TO BE TEN OUT OF TEN OFF THE CHARTS
MONSTER. KIND OF WEAK." AND HE IS JUST LIKE, "YEAH, UH
HUH. YEAH, IT JUST DOESN'T REGISTER I KNEW I WASN'T FUNNY BEFORE,
BUT NOW I REALLY SUCK. Jimmy: NO, COME ON, YOU ARE AWESOME.
IT DOESN'T CARRY. I NEED TIPS. Jimmy: NOTHING WORSE.
IT DIDN'T LAND, OOPS ONE STORY I REALLY WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT.
THAT LARRY DAVID WAS A GUEST AT YOUR WEDDING YEAH.
Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE IT'S SO TRUE, AND IT'S THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEDDING.
FORGET THE BRIDE FORGET THE GROOM FORGET THE ALCOHOL BILL WE HAD
WITH ALL THE NHL PLAYERS THERE HE WAS THERE AND I HAD ALWAYS BEEN A FAN OF
SEINFELD BEFORE. LIKE MY HUSBAND EVEN TALKED ABOUT SEINFELD IN MY VOWS BUT I
HADN'T WATCHED CURB, AND I DIDN'T KNOW, I GUESS, HOW NAROTIC HE IS IN PARTICULAR.
AND I'M SO GLAD I DIDN'T KNOW THIS BECAUSE I THINK I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT IT.
"IS THE WATER FILTERED, IS IT A NONFILTERED, WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THIS AS A CENTER PIECE.
I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FREAKING NERVOUS THAT HE WOULD HAVE HAD A COMMENT ABOUT EVERYTHING
UM, BUT I GUESS HE WAS THE SIDE SHOW BEHIND THE SCENES WITH THE GUYS
A COUPLE STORIES, WE HAD A A BUFFET LINE ONE NIGHT, AND THE GUYS WERE ALL IN LINE, AND
THE HOCKEY PLAYERS WENT TO GO AND STAND TO LARRY DAVID, AND I GUESS ONE OF THE PLAYERS WAS IN
THE FRONT OF THE LINE AND HE EVERYBODY, AND LARRY CAUGHT HIM AND SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" AND HE SAID, "I WANT TO COME BACK TO YOU GUYS."
AND HE IS LIKE, "YEAH, BUT YOU YOU'RE WHERE WE ALL WHERE WE WANT TO BE
SO WHY WOULD YOU COME BACK HERE YOU'RE WHERE WE WANT TO GO."
AND THEN MADE A WHOLE THING ABOUT AND I GUESS JUST STARTING WRITING IT DOWN.
WE DID HAVE SOMETHING, WE WERE WATCHING CURB DURING QUARANTINE AND IT WAS THE LATEST SEASON
AND HE WENT TO A DESTINATION WEDDING AND WE STARTED SWEATING
WE WERE LIKE, "OH GOD. WHAT IS HE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF
WHAT DID WE DO THANK GOD IT WASN'T US. IT WAS ONE OF OUR FRIENDS
THEY HOPPED ON HIS CHARTER AND DIDN'T OFFER TO PAY. THAT WAS A BIG THING FOR HIM
Jimmy: YEAH, HE DOES THAT. YOU'RE ON WELL, YOU GOTTA PAY.
WHY WOULDN'T YOU PAY WHY WOULDN'T YOU EVEN OFFER TO PAY?
THAT'S GOD THAT WAS IT Jimmy: HE MUST HAVE A TRICKY LIFE
EVERYTHING HE DOES, YOU ARE LIKE, YOU HAVE TO WRITE THAT DOWN FOR THE SHOW.
I KNOW, IT'S THE CURSE FOR MY LIFE HE'S THE BEST
Jimmy: HE IS THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST DUDE. THE SMARTEST, BY THE WAY,
THE SMARTEST EVERYTHING -- AND DON'T YOU, LIKE SINCE YOU'RE A HUGE FAN,
GO THROUGH YOUR LIFE AND SAY, THIS IS A CURB EPISODE Jimmy: I HAVE TO BITE MY
TONGUE ONE I TALK TO HIM CAUSE I -- I HAVE THREE IDEAS. LIKE, HERE IS MY STORY
AND HE'S LIKE, "STOP." HE CAN FEEL MY VIBE BEFORE WE EVEN GET INTO IT, AND HE CAN SENSE MY
DESPERATION FOR SHOW PITCHES SO I JUST DON'T DO IT ANYMORE. AND I ACTUALLY GO THE OPPOSITE
WAY, AND ACT UNINTERESTED IN HIM. RIGHT, WHICH PROBABLY ANNOYS
HIM EVEN MORE. "WHY IS HE NOT INTERESTED? Jimmy: "WHY, IS HE NOT A
A FAN? "AM I NOT INTERESTING I THOUGHT HE LIKED IT.
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. Jimmy: UH ERIN ANDREWS, THE FIRST OF MANY TIMES ON THE
SHOW PLEASE, I'M A BIG, BIG FANS OF YOURS.
HAVE A GREAT REST OF YOUR FOOTBALL SEASON AND STAY SAFE. YOU TOO
THOSE GIRLS WERE ADORABLE WHEN YOU WERE DOING THOSE SHOWS AT YOUR HOUSE
MY GOD Jimmy: THEY STOLE THE -- I COULDN'T HANDLE IT
MY OVARIES WERE LIKE HURTING Jimmy: THAT IS SO FUNNY YEAH -- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF
THEY MISS IT I DON'T KNOW IF THEY KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON
I MIGHT HAVE TO DO ANOTHER SHOW FROM HOME JUST TO GIVE EVERYONE A LITTLE CHECK UP, AND SEE HOW
THEY ARE GROWING UP. THEY'RE AWESOME. YEAH, THEY WERE SO SWEET.
YOUR LITTLE PLAY HOUSE I WANT TO LIVE THERE Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUDDY
YOU GUYS CAN MOVE IN WHENEVER YOU WANT PERFECT
Jimmy: ERIN ANDREWS, EVERYBODY! CATCH HER COVERING FOOTBALL FOR
THE NFL ON FOX MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND * Jimmy: PERFORMING THE TITLE
TRACK TO HIS ALBUM "PTSD", HERE'S G HERBO AND CHANCE THE RAPPER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* I TURN THE NEWS O WHEN I SMELL DEATH
IN THE AIR * * I PROVED YOU WRON I MADE IT OUT OF HERE *
* I DON'T BELON I SEE MY PAST EVERYWHERE * * DON'T STAND TOO
CLOSE TO ME ETERNAL PTSD * * I GOT A WAR-ZON INSIDE OF MY HEAD *
* I MADE IT ON MY OWN THEY SAID I'D BE IN JAIL OR DEAD *
* I'VE SEEN MY BROTHERS FAL OVER AND OVER AGAIN * * DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE
TO ME I GOT PTSD * * I WAS HEARING BANGS LIKE CHIEF KEEF *
* ALWAYS YELLING NAMES THAT'S DECEASED * * I GO OFF MY MIN
AND MY INSTINC SHOOTING AT THE SAME TIM WE WAS IN SYNC *
* ON THE SAME THING TRYNA REPEAT * * WE WAS IN THEM WHIP
RIGHT BACK ON THE ENEMIES * * STUFFED ON MY LAST HI I WAS IN THE MIDDLE SEAT *
* IT OUT THE SUN-ROOF BRODIE GOT A QUICK RELEASE AND WE IN A CAR REAL
FAST FOR POLICE * * SHOTS FIRED BACK BU IT'S IN THE STREET *
* WHEN I BOUGHT A .40 SHOWE BRITTANY AND TIFFANY * * KNOWING IF THEY CALL IT
AIN'T -- THEY CAN'T GET FROM ME * * LOTTA WARFARE
17 HAD A .50 PIECE * * FLEXED ON -- SO YOU KNOW THEY
WANNA KILL A G * * ROYALTY * * POSTED IN THE HOO
WITH SOME BENTLEY KEYS LOYALTY * * ROC DIED SHOWED 'EM
WHAT IT REALLY MEAN * * I CAN'T SLEEP 'CAUS IT'S A WAR-ZONE IN MY HEAD *
* MY KILLAS GOOD, THEY KNOW I'M HANDS-ON WITH THE BREAD *
* A MILLION DOLLARS AHEAD I'M STILL ANGR I'M SEEING RED *
* HOW THE -- I'M 'POSE TO HAVE FU ALL MY ALL MY DEAD *
* I TURN THE NEWS ON WHEN I SMELL DEATH IN THE AIR * * I PROVED YOU WRON
I MADE IT OUT OF HERE * * I DON'T BELON I SEE MY PAST EVERYWHERE *
* DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO ME ETERNAL PTSD * * I GOT A WAR-ZON
INSIDE OF MY HEAD * * I MADE IT ON MY OWN THEY SAID I'D BE
IN JAIL OR DEAD * * I'VE SEEN MY BROTHERS FAL OVER AND OVER AGAIN *
* DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO ME I GOT PTSD * * USED TO RUN HOM
FROM THE TRAIN STO RUNNIN SO FAST DODGIN' RAIN DROPS *
* 'MEMBER GOT ROBBE AT THE PARK ONCE * * 'MEMBER THINKIN' THAT THE
GUN PROLLY AIN'T CAUGHT * * 'MEMBER I WAS WIT MY MAMA ONE TIME
SEEN A THROUGH * * THE GLASS HIT A WITH A BANK SHOT *
* POINT BLANK HEAD HANGIN OFF HIS TANK TOP * * WALKED OFF WE DROVE OFF
WENT TO GAMESTOP * * QUIET RIDE HOME PICKED UP SAN ANDREAS *
* CERTAIN THINGS WE AIN'T TALK ABOUT MAM WE JUST PRAYED OFF *
* WE SEEN IT AL DON'T GET INVOLVED CARRY THE WEIGHT O
THE WORLD LIKE A SHAWL * * CONCEAL DON'T REVEA TO THE PEOPLE IN COURT *
* I STILL CAN FEEL IT I KNOW THAT THE WORLD IS EVI IN CASE YOU THOUGH
A FORGOT IT * * WHEN MY HOMIE WAS BLEEDING OUT
ANOTHER HOMIE WENT IN HIS POCKETS * * PLEASE DO NOT RUN UP ON M
NOT EVEN AS FANS * * GET FANNE DOWN ON THE DAN RYAN
I'M FLYIN' I'M SCARY AS HELL I NEED ME A XAN * * AH *
* I TURN THE NEWS ON WHEN I SMELL DEATH IN THE AIR * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: THANK YOU TO G HERBO AND CHANCE THE RAPPER. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE
COME BACK EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!