1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,644 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:19,419 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:22,589 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KATE BECKINSALE, 4 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:27,093 RAINN WILSON ROMEO SANTOS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:35,201 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1838 6 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:36,803 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,242 --> 00:01:01,628 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 8 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:09,069 EVERYBODY. WOW. THAT'S A GREAT CROWD 9 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,870 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:14,641 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI 11 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:16,076 I'M JIMMY FALLON, ONE OF THE FEW TV PERSONALITIES WHO'S STILL EMPLOYED 12 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:21,514 [ LAUGHTER ] TUCKER CARLSON, DON LEMON. WHAT'S-- WHAT THE HELL IS 13 00:01:21,514 --> 00:01:28,421 GOING ON OUT THERE EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS. TODAY FOX NEWS ANNOUNCED THAT 14 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:35,328 THEY ARE PARTING WAYS WITH TUCKER CARLSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 15 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:38,598 SOME PEOPLE AREN'T SURE WHAT LED TO HIS EXIT, BUT FOX SAYS THEY CAN THINK OF ALMOST A 16 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:45,372 A BILLION REASONS WHY. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, TUCKER CARLSON IS OUT 17 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,907 WHEN HE HEARD, VLADIMIR PUTIN WAS LIKE, "DAMN, WE NEED A NEW P.R. GUY." 18 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:52,212 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S EASY TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT TUCKER BEING GONE, BUT NOW WHO 19 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:58,752 IS GOING TO TELL ME WHICH M&M IS MOST WOKE, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,587 FOX KNOWS THEIR VIEWERS ARE GOING TO MISS TUCKER, SO UNTIL THEY FIND A REPLACEMENT, HIS 21 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:08,928 SHOW WILL BE HOSTED BY A GOLF SHIRT WITH THE COLLARS POPPED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 22 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:10,897 YEAH, IT WAS A BIG DAY IN THE CABLE NEWS WORLD, 'CAUSE JUST MINUTES AFTER THE TUCKER STORY 23 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:15,268 BROKE, DON LEMON ANNOUNCED THAT HE WAS FIRED BY CNN. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 24 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:18,772 WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT HE NO LONGER WORKED AT CNN, LEMON WAS LIKE, "WOO- HOO! 25 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:22,842 [ LAUGHTER ] "LATER, SUCKERS! HA HA! 26 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:27,080 [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] MEANWHILE, SOME MORE BIG NEWS AT CNN - 27 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,517 THE NETWORK ANNOUNCED THAT GAYLE KING AND CHARLES BARKLEY WILL HOST A NEW WEEKLY SHOW 28 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:38,158 CALLED "KING CHARLES." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:41,327 IT'S NOT A JOKE. GAYLE KING - Steve: RIGHT. 30 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:45,699 Jimmy: AND CHARLES BARKLEY. Steve: CHARLES BARKLEY. Jimmy: SO, IT'S CALLED 31 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,367 "KING-- Steve: CHARLES. Jimmy: "-- CHARLES. 32 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,302 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I GUESS IT'S BETTER THAN IF SOME OTHER CELEBRITIES 33 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:52,706 TEAMED UP FOR A SHOW FOR INSTANCE, IF JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME TEAMED UP 34 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:57,744 WITH DANIEL CRAIG, YOU WOULD GET, "DAMME, DANIEL. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:57,744 --> 00:03:03,116 I MIGHT HAVE WATCHED THAT. Steve: YEAH, COME ON. [ APPLAUSE ] 36 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:06,953 IT'S THE NEW THING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: LET ME GIVE YOU 37 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:14,494 ANOTHER EXAMPLE. IF YOU TEAMED UP WITH KID ROCK, EMMA STONE, AND NENE LEAKES, 38 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:24,471 YOU GET "KID NE STONE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 39 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:26,106 IF YOU TEAMED UP SUSAN BOYLE, CHRISTOPHER NOLAN, AND LEONARDO DiCAPRIO, YOU GET 40 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:28,708 "SUS, NO CAP." [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU TEAMED UP JOE PESCI AND 41 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:33,246 NOT COCO GAUFF, YOU GET, "SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE COCO, IS PESCI OKAY?" 42 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:41,788 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WOULD WATCH ALL OF THESE 43 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:44,190 SHOWS. I WOULD WATCH-- I LOVE GAYLE AND CHARLES. 44 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:46,826 SOME BIG NEWS FROM WASHINGTON - TOMORROW, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS 45 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:50,930 EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE HIS RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN BIDEN SAID, "I REALLY WANT FOUR 46 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:56,236 MORE YEARS, AS PRESIDENT AND IN GENERAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:56,236 --> 00:04:06,413 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TOMORROW'S ANNOUNCEMENT IS EXPECTED TO BE MET WITH THE 48 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,149 WORLD'S SLOWEST CLAP FROM KAMALA HARRIS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 49 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:15,722 "FOUR MORE YEARS." YEP, BIDEN SAID HE WANTS FOUR MORE YEARS TO GET THE JOB DONE 50 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:20,060 AND AMERICANS WERE LIKE, "WE'VE ALREADY GIVEN YOU 50 GET IT DONE. 51 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,829 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] COME ON. GOSH 52 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:25,465 I ACTUALLY READ THAT BIDEN PLANS TO KICK OFF HIS RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN WITH 53 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:27,100 A "LOW-KEY" VIDEO ANNOUNCEMENT WE ACTUALLY GOT A PREVIEW OF IT 54 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,369 I'M NOT SURE HOW LOW-KEY IT IS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 55 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:35,108 YOU READY TO GO INSANE FOR ANOTHER BIDEN CAMPAIGN HYAH 56 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,945 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING-- "HE'S OLDER THAN LINCOLN." [ TRAIN WHISTLE 57 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:44,184 BUT HIS OLD ASS IS GONNA GET BILLS PASSED [ CASH REGISTER DING ] 58 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:45,618 JOE'S GOT THE MOJO, AND AMERICA NEEDS MO' JOE. [ AIR HORN ] 59 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,821 HE'S READY TO FIGHT, EVEN THOUGH HE CAN'T DRIVE AT NIGHT [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 60 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:52,092 HE'LL DEBATE IN ALL 50 STATES! MASTER DEBATER. NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS, HE'LL 61 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:55,895 KICK INFLATION IN THE NUTS OH! >> AND YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA TAX THE RICH, BITCH! 62 00:04:55,895 --> 00:05:03,470 [ EXPLOSION SO, CHIP IN SOME CASH, OR HE'LL SPANK! DAT! ASS! 63 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,306 [ DONKEY BRAYING ] JOE'S READY TO RUN NOT LITERALLY. 64 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,174 SO STRAP IN FOR SOME [ BLEEP ] FUN! NOW, GET OUT THE VOTE FOR THE 65 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:10,043 80-YEAR-OLD GOAT [ SCREAMING GOAT ] WHOO 66 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:14,614 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S NOT LOW-KEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 67 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:20,553 THAT IS NOT LOW-KEY AT ALL SOME BUSINESS NEWS - BED BATH & BEYOND HAS FILED FOR 68 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:23,923 BANKRUPTCY, AND WILL CLOSE PERMANENTLY IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS 69 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:27,427 IT'S CRAZY A BUSINESS CRASHED AND BURNED WITHOUT BEING RUN BY ELON MUSK 70 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:31,598 ISN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE? [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 71 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:33,166 RIGHT NOW KMART IS LIKE, "WOAH, WOAH, WOAH YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE BETTER 72 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,069 THAN US, BED BATH & BEYOND?" [ LAUGHTER ] "LET US KNOW HOW BEYOND IS, 73 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:45,178 OKAY?" [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 74 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,147 ON SATURDAY NIGHT DURING A SHOW AT DISNEYLAND, A 45-FOOT-TALL ANIMATRONIC DRAGON CAUGHT ON 75 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:54,087 FIRE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS REAL 76 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:54,120 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS REAL 77 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:58,425 [ ROARING ♪ 78 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:00,493 YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES THIS PERFORMANCE OF 79 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:06,032 "FANTASMIC!" CANNOT CONTINUE THANK YOU. OH! 80 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:10,804 Steve: WHOA [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OF COURSE IT'S 81 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:13,106 DISNEYLAND, SO THEY OFFERED TO SELL PEOPLE A PHOTO OF THEMSELVES RUNNING FOR THEIR 82 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:22,949 LIVES. [ LAUGHTER ] 50 BUCKS 83 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:25,885 WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL-- A MOVIE THEATER IN ALASKA RECENTLY HAD AN UNEXPECTED 84 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:26,486 VISITOR. CHECK THIS OUT 85 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:34,127 OH, MY GOSH, BRO. [ INDISCERNIBLE [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:39,432 Jimmy: IT'S A MOOSE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EVERYONE AT THE THEATER 87 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:41,668 GOT TO PLAY A FUN GAME OF "IS THAT, OR IS THAT NOT A MILK DUD? 88 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:51,211 VERY INTERESTING [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: "NOT!" 89 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,079 Jimmy: FINALLY-- FINALLY A A NEW POLL FOUND THAT NEARLY 40% FEEL EXHAUSTION OVER THE 90 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:58,651 IDEA OF A BIDEN/TRUMP REMATCH IN 2024. VERY INTERESTING POLL. 91 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:01,921 CHECK OUT SOME OF THE OTHER DATA THEY RELEASED FIRST UP, WHEN ASKED, "WHO WILL 92 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,324 YOU VOTE FOR IN 2024?" 5% SAID TRUMP. 5% SAID BIDEN. 93 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:09,829 90% SAID, "WHOEVER CAN SCORE ME TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 94 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:16,503 "I GOTTA SEE 'ERAS.' I GOTTA SEE 'ERAS.'" UP NEXT, WHEN ASKED, "ARE YOU 95 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:20,540 EXCITED ABOUT VOTING?" 70% SAID NO. 30% SAID, "ONLY IF WE'RE 96 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:23,610 TALKING ABOUT 'THE MASKED SINGER.' THEN YOU GO-- YOU'RE LIKE - 97 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:27,447 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "WHO'S THE OCTOPUS?" NEXT UP, WHEN ASKED "DO YOU 98 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:31,151 THINK NIKKI HALEY, MARIANNE WILLIAMSON, OR ASA HUTCHINSON HAVE A CHANCE?" 99 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:36,456 99% SAID, "LOL, NO." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1% SAID, "I DON'T KNOW WHO ANY 100 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:42,529 OF THESE PEOPLE ARE, AND I'M ASA HUTCHINSON." Steve: WOW. 101 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:45,065 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UP NEXT, WHEN ASKED, "WHO'S THE CANDIDATE WITH THE MOST 102 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:49,969 IMPRESSIVE RESUME? 15% SAID BIDEN 10% SAID TRUMP 103 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:55,709 75% SAID GEORGE SANTOS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HE HAS A GREAT RESUME. 104 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:58,111 Steve: VERY IMPRESSIVE. Jimmy: GREAT RESUME HERE'S ANOTHER ONE 105 00:07:58,111 --> 00:07:59,679 WHEN ASKED, "WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR NEWS ABOUT THE UPCOMING ELECTION?" 106 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:03,783 40% SAID GOOGLE. 40% SAID TIKTOK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 107 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:10,023 19% SAID FACEBOOK. JOE BIDEN SAID, "THE TOWN CRIER. 108 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:20,200 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: "HEAR YE!" Jimmy: "HEAR YE, HEAR YE! 109 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,169 [ APPLAUSE ] UP NEXT, WHEN ASKED, "WHAT SHOULD THE PRESIDENT BE FOCUSED 110 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,804 ON RIGHT NOW?" 40% SAID, "REVERSING CLIMATE CHANGE." 111 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:30,076 40% SAID, "FIXING THE ECONOMY. AND 40% SAID, "IMPROVING OUR STUDENTS' MATH AND READING 112 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:34,047 SCORES." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, WHEN ASKED, "WHO 113 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:38,284 IS THE STRONGEST TEAM GOING INTO THE 2024 ELECTION?" 20% SAID BIDEN/HARRIS. 114 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:42,655 10% SAID TRUMP/DeSANTIS. 70% SAID MICHELLE OBAMA/MICHELLE OBAMA. 115 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:45,492 WE HAVE-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 116 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:46,526 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 117 00:08:50,930 --> 00:09:06,746 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I HAD A-- I HAD A A VERY FUN WEEKEND 118 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,382 Steve: LOOKED LIKE IT Jimmy: YEAH, I WENT TO-- YOU SAW ON THE-- ON THE 119 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,451 SOCIALS? I WENT TO VEGAS. I FLEW TO VEGAS, 'CAUSE 120 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:14,888 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HAS A CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT. AND I DON'T REALLY GET TO PLAY 121 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,723 THAT MUCH. Steve: RIGHT. Jimmy: I PLAY ONCE A YEAR 122 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,459 FOR THIS TOURNAMENT. Steve: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 123 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:22,028 Jimmy: THAT'S IT. Steve: YOU'VE GOT A JOB Jimmy: YEAH 124 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:25,565 I-- I WORK, YEAH. I LOVE IT, YEAH. BUT I WENT OUT THERE, I HAD SO 125 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,033 MUCH FUN I WAS PLAYING WITH-- STRAHAN WAS THERE. 126 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:31,271 WE HAD-- J.J. WATT WAS THERE, MICHELLE WIE TRAVIS KELCE WAS FUN 127 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:37,444 Steve: OH, HE IS SO FUN Jimmy: KELCE DID KARAOKE. WE JUST GOT ON THE STAGE WITH 128 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:40,413 THE BAND AND HE SANG AC/DC, "BACK IN BACK. IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS 129 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,850 I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. IT WAS AWESOME I GOLFED WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE 130 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:47,787 AS MY PARTNER. HERE WE ARE. WE WORE MAGNETIC BELT BUCKLES 131 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,889 ONE DAY. Steve: OH Jimmy: AND THAT WAS HARD. 132 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:55,895 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: LOOK OUT Jimmy: THAT WAS INTERESTING 133 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,531 THAT WAS HARD. ANYWAY, IT WAS FUN I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE 134 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,400 OF COURSE, THERE'S ONLY ONE WINNER AND-- 135 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:05,538 Steve: OHH! SNAP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 136 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:08,608 ♪ DANG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 137 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,344 WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER Jimmy: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND I WON THE TOURNAMENT 138 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:18,351 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU TO 8AM GOLF-- 8AM GOLF 139 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:22,522 [ CHEERS ] AND THANK YOU TO THE WYNN. THANK YOU, JUSTIN. 140 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:25,358 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M HAPPY TO JUST BE NOMINATED WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 141 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,660 TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "FOOL'S PARADISE," WHICH 142 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:31,264 OPENS-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] - - IN THEATERS MAY 12th. 143 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:35,201 KATE BECKINSALE IS HERE TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 144 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:42,208 I LOVE KATE BECKINSALE YOU KNOW HIM FROM "THE OFFICE. HIS NEW BOOK, "SOUL BOOM: WHY 145 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:47,681 WE NEED A SPIRITUAL REVOLUTION" IS-- COMES OUT TOMORROW AND YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE 146 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,416 SERIES, "RAINN WILSON AND THE GEOGRAPHY OF BLISS" ON PEACOCK RAINN WILSON IS JOINING US 147 00:10:49,416 --> 00:11:01,594 TONIGHT! Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 148 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:04,230 AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC TONIGHT. OH, MY GOSH, ONE OF MY 149 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:08,268 FAVORITES. ROMEO SANTOS Steve: OH 150 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,337 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE TALKING TO HIM AND HE'S GONNA PERFORM LATER IN THE 151 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,671 SHOW STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KATE BECKINSALE, 152 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:18,078 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 153 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:18,111 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 154 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:23,416 I WAS ON A FLIGHT FROM BOSTON TO L.A. 155 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,251 AND-- SO IT WAS FIVE AND A HALF HOURS-- SITTING NEXT TO A GENTLEMAN, WHO FOR THE ENTIRE 156 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:30,957 FLIGHT WATCHED EPISODES OF "THE OFFICE" BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK 157 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:33,226 "THE OFFICE" BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK [ CHEERS ] 158 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,343 MY FAVORITES, WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW MOVIE, "FOOL'S PARADISE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS 159 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:54,581 MAY 12th EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, KATE BECKINSALE. 160 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:54,614 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, KATE BECKINSALE. 161 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,351 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 162 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:14,067 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 163 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,102 SHOW THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME Jimmy: I LOVE HAVING YOU 164 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,838 HERE ON THE SHOW YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, BY THE WAY, AS ALWAYS. 165 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:21,441 THANK YOU ARE YOU FEELING STICKY I'M COVERED IN LUBE. 166 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:25,845 I'M SORRY IF I TOUCHED YOU [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LATEX 167 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:30,116 I'M NOT ALWAYS COVERED IN LUBE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, I WAS-- 168 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,952 VERY OCCASIONALLY Jimmy: I WAS GONNA SAY, THAT MA-- THAT MAKES TWO OF US 169 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,689 ONCE IN AWHILE. Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 170 00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,390 I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE YOU KNOW WHAT'S-- LET'S JUST TALK-- I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN 171 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,292 TALK ABOUT THIS, BUT BACKSTAGE I WAS SAYING HI TO YOU, AND I SAW YOUR PHONE SCREENSAVER IS 172 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:46,099 A PICTURE OF BRIAN COX YES, IT IS. Jimmy: YEAH 173 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,268 THAT'S INTERESTING YEAH. I LOVE THAT MAN. 174 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,370 Jimmy: IS IT-- DO YOU LOVE "SUCCESSION. I DO LOVE "SUCCESSION." 175 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:55,275 BUT I LOVE THAT MA-- I DID A MOVIE WITH HIM A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. 176 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,110 AND HE'S, SORT OF, VAGUELY BEEN IN MY LIFE SINCE I WAS A CHILD ANYWAY 177 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,547 Jimmy: OH, YEAH YEAH, 'CAUSE HE WAS, LIKE, BEST FRIENDS WITH MY GODFATHER 178 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:06,119 Jimmy: I LOVE HIM YEAH, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. AND HE'S GOT THIS STRANGE, KIND 179 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:10,190 OF, TESTICULAR PULL, THAT WHEN I'M IN A LOW MOMENT-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 180 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,158 - HE FEELS A CALL, IN A A FATHERLY WAY, AND CALLS ME UP AND PULLS ME OUT OF TROUBLE. 181 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,661 Jimmy: OH, WOW. YEAH. IT'S REALLY-- YEAH. 182 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:17,731 Jimmy: I JUST WENT ON A A ROLLERCOASTER, RIGHT THERE [ LAUGHTER ] 183 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:20,367 IT SOUNDED FUNNY. NO, THAT CAME OUT WRONG. BUT I HAD A BIT OF A RUSH 184 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,102 GETTING HERE Jimmy: YEAH, NO PROBLEM YEAH 185 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,404 SO, I WAS IN A TESTICULAR FRAME OF MIND. [ LAUGHTER ] 186 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,806 YEAH SORRY, EVERYONE. Jimmy: BUT-- 187 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,877 BUT, NO, HE'S LOVELY. AND HE-- HE-- JUST FIND-- I FIND IT VERY COMFORTING, EVERY 188 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,380 30 SECONDS, WHEN MY PHONE RELAXES, AND THERE HE IS BIG-- 189 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,883 Jimmy: WHAT-- WHAT MOVIES DID YOU DO WITH HIM? DO YOU KNOW IT 190 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:40,520 WELL, I DID A REALLY BAD MOVIE WITH HIM WHEN I WAS ABOUT 19 191 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:47,827 AND EVERYONE IN IT WAS BRILLIANT. IT WAS CHRISTIAN BALE AND 192 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,929 HELEN MIRREN, AND ALL THESE INCREDIBLE PEOPLE. AND THE MOVIE WAS AWFUL. 193 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:52,332 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT WAS A, SORT OF, RETELLING OF "HAMLET," BUT IT 194 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,968 WAS DREADFUL AND, SO, BRIAN WAS MY DAD IN THAT 195 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,703 BUT HE-- I THINK HE WAS QUITE CROSS ABOUT-- HE COULD TELL THE MOVIE WAS GOING TO BE 196 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,205 TERRIBLE SO, HE WAS NOT AS APPROACHABLE SO, HE WAS - 197 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:04,377 Jimmy: OH, MAN. YES, 'CAUSE HE WAS A BIT GRUMPY, 'CAUSE ALL THE SETS 198 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,247 WERE WOBBLING, AND HE KEPT FALLING OFF HIS HORSE, AND THINGS LIKE THAT 199 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,749 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS STILL AT UNIVERSITY ANYWAY 200 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,718 SO, I WAS JUST LIKE, "HI, I'M HERE." AND THEN THIS TIME, I JUST 201 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,653 PLAYED HIS DAUGHTER IN A MOVIE CALLED "PRISONER'S DAUGHTER. AND I AM THE PRISONER'S 202 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,221 DAUGHTER, AND HE'S THE PRISONER Jimmy: WOW. 203 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:18,525 SO, YES, YOU'VE BONDED YEAH. Jimmy: WELL, SHOUT OUT TO 204 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,827 BRIAN. HE'S A GOOD GUY. WE LOVE HIM. 205 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,129 YEAH LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE 206 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,398 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I LEARNED THIS ABOUT YOU. 207 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,701 YOU OBVIOUSLY SPENT A LOT OF TIME, NOW, IN AMERICA, AND - YES 208 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,569 Jimmy:-- AND-- AND-- AND I WAS SURPRISED, LAST TIME WE TALKED, THAT YOU'VE NEVER HAD 209 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,071 AMERICAN CEREALS WELL, 'CAUSE I DON'T SMOKE ANY WEED 210 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,639 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, THAT'S - Jimmy: NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO 211 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,709 DO THAT TO HAVE-- IT IS THE LAW Jimmy: BREAKFAST CER-- 212 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,111 NO, NO, NO YES, IT IS. Jimmy: BUT, I-- BUT, I 213 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,513 THOUGHT, MAYBE, IT COULD BE FUN, TONIGHT - OH, MY GOD. 214 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,716 Jimmy:-- TO HAVE YOU TRY SOME AMERICAN CEREALS? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME 215 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,118 Jimmy: NO THEY'RE ALL FUNNY COLORS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 216 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,986 Jimmy: NO, THESE ARE ALL NATURAL. THESE ARE ALL NATURAL COLORS 217 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,823 THIS IS A BREAKFAST ITEM? THIS IS FOR CHILDREN Jimmy: YES. 218 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,325 YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL YOUR - WHAT IS THIS HARD THING? 219 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,527 Jimmy: THAT IS LUCKY CHARMS HAS IT GOT FLINTSTONES VITAMINS IN IT 220 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,596 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO THEY'RE-- THEY'RE 221 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,465 MARSHMALLOWS THAT'S THE HARDEST MARSHMALLOW I'VE EVER FELT 222 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,667 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT, LET-- LET'S PUT-- 223 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,169 THAT'S NOT A MARSHMALLOW. Jimmy: WOULD YOU TRY SOME SURE. 224 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,038 Jimmy: SHOULD I PUT A A LITTLE-- I HAVE A LITTLE MILK HERE FOR YOU. 225 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,775 ♪ ALL RIGHT. THIS IS LUCKY-- YOU WANT TO 226 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,177 TRY LUCKY CHARMS FIRST THAT'S LUCKY CHARMS, IS IT? Jimmy: THAT'S LUCKY CHARMS, 227 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,812 YES. YOU CAN TRY THAT THERE'S SPOONS FOR YOU, THERE. 228 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,781 NOT TO BE GROSS, BUT DO I HAVE TO SWALLOW? [ LAUGHTER ] 229 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,851 [ RIM SHOT ] Jimmy: NO, YOU-- YOU DON'T I HAVE-- I HAVE A BUCKET HERE, 230 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:22,355 IN CASE YOU-- YEAH. IT'S A SPECIAL OCCASION Jimmy: YEAH 231 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:26,826 NO SMILE, CHEW. IT'S REALLY GOOD 232 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,462 OH, IT'S LIKE THICK ALL OVER YOUR TEETH IT'S ALREADY SWALLOWED 233 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,065 IT SWALLOWED ITSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 234 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,967 Jimmy: IT JUST DISINTEGRATED? IT JUST WENT AWAY 235 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,236 Jimmy: IT WENT AWAY I WAS GONNA GO-- Jimmy: THAT'S LUCKY CHARMS. 236 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,506 ALL RIGHT, NOW, TRY-- I THINK. I'M GOING TO BE RUNNING 237 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,307 AROUND THE PARKING LOT AT HIGH SPEED AFTER THIS Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 238 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,576 GO NOW, THIS IS-- THIS IS FRUIT LOOPS. 239 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,112 OKAY. AND THIS YOU GIVE TO BABIES. I'VE SEEN BABIES WITH HANDFULS 240 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,715 OF THESE OR IS THAT SOMETHING ELSE? Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S 241 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:52,085 CHEERIOS THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING Jimmy: NO 242 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,521 THEY LOOK THE SAME. Jimmy: NO, THEY WOULD LOVE THESE. 243 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,823 BUT-- I THINK YOU'RE - AM I-- 244 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,591 Jimmy: I WANT TO SEE YOUR REACTION, BECAUSE I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THESE 245 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:05,165 ♪ YEAH AGAIN-- AGAIN, IT IS GONE. 246 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,535 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT DID YOU GET A FLA-- A DIFFERENT FLAVOR 247 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,504 THAN THAT, OR IT TASTES THE SAME TO YOU? THAT WAS A LOT. 248 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,373 THIS IS-- THAT FELT LIKE IT, MAYBE, HAD SOME FORM OF GRAIN IN IT. 249 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,543 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I FEEL LIKE IT'S FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO TEETH. 250 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,179 THIS IS FOR GUMMY-- THIS IS FOR-- Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE PRETTY 251 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,481 HARD I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT TO REALLY CHEW ON THOSE FOR THE-- 252 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,116 IT-- IT LITERALLY, AGAIN - Jimmy: BUT DID IT TASTE LIKE FRUIT TO YOU 253 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,518 NO! [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE 254 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,254 FRUIT. Jimmy: FRUIT, YES NO. 255 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,590 THAT'S BETTER THAN THAT THOUGH THAT'S-- THAT'S THE DEVIL'S CRUMBLE. 256 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:34,294 Jimmy: I THINK THIS ONE - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE DEVIL'S CRUMBLE? 257 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:37,797 I SHOULD HAVE USE MY NAPKIN WHAT WAS I THINKING? Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD NAME 258 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,532 FOR IT ALL RIGHT, YEAH, NO. OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. 259 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,534 ♪ ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE-- THIS IS CALLED-- IT'S CALLED CAP-- 260 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,570 CAP'N CRUNCH CAP-- CAP'N - CAP'N 261 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,073 Jimmy: CAP'N. SO, IT'S A PIRATE CEREAL. IT'S FOR PIRATES 262 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:49,843 Jimmy: YES. NO, THE PIRATE'S THAT ONE Jimmy: NO, THAT'S A 263 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,345 A LEPRECHAUN OF COURSE, IT IS. [ LAUGHTER ] 264 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,414 Jimmy: THAT'S A LEPRECHAUN. OF COURSE, IT IS. Jimmy: THAT IS A CARTOON 265 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,950 TOUCAN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE NOT WELL. 266 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,585 Jimmy: AND THAT-- THAT IS A PIRATE I LOVE YOU ALL, BUT YOU'RE 267 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,421 NOT WELL [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S IN THIS 268 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,523 THERE'S THIS SMALL - Jimmy: I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. 269 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,492 OKAY, IT'S JUST AN EXPERIENCE Jimmy: YEAH 270 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,327 IT'S AN EXPERIENCE CAP'N CRUNCH IT'S CRUNCHY 271 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,629 SO, YOU HAVE TO CHEW THIS ONE. I HOPE SO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 272 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,932 OH, YEAH I'M CHEWING IT Jimmy: YEAH 273 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:17,037 IT'S CRUNCHY IT'S STILL IN Jimmy: YEAH 274 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:21,041 IT'S STILL THERE. Jimmy: STILL THERE. ♪ 275 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,778 THAT, I COULD MESS WITH Jimmy: YES? REALLY 276 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,312 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH. Jimmy: CAP'N CRUNCH 277 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:28,715 YEAH. THAT ONE'S OKAY. [ RIM SHOT ] 278 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,483 Jimmy: OKAY, YOU LIKE CAP'N CRUNCH DO YOU WANT TO TRY ONE LAST 279 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,052 ONE? THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO GIVE ME IMMEDIATE BOWEL 280 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,653 MOVEMENT WHAT IS THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 281 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,388 Jimmy: NO-- NO, IT'S NOT-- NONE OF THESE ARE THAT HEALTHY, I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST. 282 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,457 BUT THIS ONE, I FEEL LIKE-- THAT LOOKS LIKE FIBER Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE CINNAMON 283 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,792 NOT USUALLY, BUT I'LL GIVE IT A GO. ♪ 284 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:44,898 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THIS IS CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH. THIS IS ANOTHER CRUNCH. 285 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:48,401 ARE THEY COUSINS, RELATED SOMEHOW? Jimmy: OH, BECAUSE THEY'RE 286 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,204 NAMED CRUNCH NOTHING - Jimmy: I NEVER PUT THE TWO 287 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,907 AND TWO TOGETHER, TO BE HONEST [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY COULD BE RELATED. 288 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,975 YEAH, CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH AND CAP'N CRUNCH MAYBE THIS IS LIKE A LIEUTENANT 289 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,844 OR SOMETHING YES EXACTLY. 290 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,013 Jimmy: SOMEONE LESS THAN CAPTAIN. IF YOU LIKE CINNAMON, THOUGH-- 291 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:01,681 YOU HAVE TO LIKE - IT'S PRETTY GOOD I'M GOING TO GET IBS FROM 292 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,718 THIS Jimmy: NO, YOU WON'T. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 293 00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:07,454 ♪ OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY NOT 294 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,023 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GIVE ME IT BACK. NO, ABSOLUTELY, I'M SO SORRY 295 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,058 THAT'S LIKE A-- A CHRISTMAS DECORATION [ LAUGHTER ] 296 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,594 THAT WAS HORRIBLE. NO, I'M DEFINITELY - [ SPOON CLANKING ] 297 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,429 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT IS OUT. ALL RIGHT. 298 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,864 WOW. THAT GETS THE-- GET THE SPIT OUT. 299 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,399 ALL RIGHT. THE WINNER IS, CAP'N CRUNCH, RIGHT THERE. 300 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,368 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW. I LOVE YOU 301 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,670 ♪ THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG WITH US. 302 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,438 YOU'RE ALWAYS SO FUN I CAN TAKE YOUR NAPKIN, HERE THANK YOU SO-- THIS WAS 303 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,873 OKAY Jimmy: YEAH I WAS GENUINELY NOT EVEN 304 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,142 LYING. I DIDN'T MIND IT Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU DID 305 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,678 THIS THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU'RE SO WELCOME 306 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,047 Jimmy: CAP'N CRUNCH I'M SAD I DIDN'T LIKE THE ONE WITH THE LEPRECHAUN, SINCE 307 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:40,653 THAT'S TECHNICALLY NEAR AND WHERE I'M FROM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 308 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,723 Jimmy: YEAH YOU'RE ALWAYS DOWN FOR DOING SOMETHING FUN. 309 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,059 I APPRECIATE THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT, BY THE WAY, THIS MOVIE? 310 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,661 I LIKE SEEING YOU IN A COMEDY. OH, ME TOO. I KNOW 311 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,830 Jimmy: 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE DRAMATIC YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR 312 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,133 BUT YOU'RE VERY FUNNY IF YOU GET-- IF YOU KNOW YOU YEAH. 313 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,834 Jimmy: I MEAN, IF YOU FOLLOW YOUR ACCOUNTS-- YOUR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNTS ARE SO FUN. 314 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,971 OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH Jimmy: YOU'RE FUNNY YEAH, IT WAS REALLY NICE. 315 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,472 AND, LIKE, CHARLIE DAY IS SO FUNNY. AND MY DAUGHTER SAYS, YOU KNOW, 316 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,474 "BEFORE I AM YOUR DAUGHTER, I AM A CHARLIE DAY FAN." WHICH KIND OF SUCKED 317 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,010 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: LIKE, WOW. YEAH. 318 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,179 Jimmy: WOW. SHE'S LOVED HIM - Jimmy: BUT THE CAST IS 319 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,248 ALL-STAR CAST. IT'S INSANE Jimmy: CHARLIE DAY, 320 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,650 JASON SUDEIKIS ALL THE GREAT JASONS. ANY JASON-- 321 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,153 Jimmy: JASON BATEMAN. YEAH. Jimmy: ANYONE NAMED JASON IS 322 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,921 ALLOWED IN THIS MOVIE. ALL THE REALLY COOL JASONS ARE IN IT. 323 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,323 YEAH Jimmy: YEAH, THE BEST JASONS ARE IN THIS MOVIE. 324 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,292 BUT YOU ALSO HAVE JOHN MALKOVICH YES 325 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,161 AND WE HAVE-- Jimmy: YOU HAVE KEN JEONG YOU HAVE ADRIEN BRODY. 326 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,463 EDIE FALCO. Jimmy: EDIE FALCO ADRIEN BRODY, BY THE WAY, VERY 327 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,365 FUNNY IN THIS. SUPER FUNNY AND, AGAIN, I WAS APPROACH-- 328 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,500 AND ALSO, JUST TAKE A MOMENT-- WE HAVE RAY LIOTTA, WHO PASSED AND I'M SO SAD, 'CAUSE I'VE 329 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,602 KNOWN HIM A LONG TIME. Jimmy: I LOVE RAY LIOTTA. I LOVE HIM, AND HE'S BRILLIANT 330 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,539 IN THIS. Jimmy: YEAH BUT, YES, ADRIEN DOESN'T 331 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,075 COME OFF LIKE HE'S GOING TO BE A BARREL OF LAUGHS EITHER. HE'S LIKE ME 332 00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:37,944 Jimmy: YEAH BUT HE IS HE'S HILARIOUS 333 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,512 Jimmy: HILARIOUS. HILARIOUS Jimmy: AND HOW WAS 334 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,448 CHARLIE DAY? 'CAUSE HE DIRECTED IT AS WELL. AMAZING 335 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,750 HE DIRECTED. YEAH, SO HE WAS VERY BUSY RUNNING ABOUT-- 336 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,619 Jimmy: YEAH-- ON HIS LITTLE LEGS [ LAUGHTER ] 337 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,789 AND-- AND-- YEAH. HE WAS GREAT 338 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,858 HE DOESN'T SPEAK IN THE MOVIE. SO THE MOVIE IS-- BASICALLY KEN JEONG IS A VERY DOWN ON HIS 339 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,061 LUCK PUBLICIST WHO WANTS TO, KIND OF, BREAK INTO HOLLYWOOD. AND THERE'S A TRICKY, DIFFICULT 340 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:58,832 ACTOR WHO WON'T COME OUT OF HIS TRAILER. AND THEY MANAGE TO FIND SOMEONE 341 00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:00,600 WHO'S KIND OF MUTE, AND NOT REALLY QUITE RIGHT, IN A MENTAL ASYLUM, WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE 342 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:05,071 THIS ACTOR SO, THEY, SORT OF, THROW HIM INTO THE MOVIE, PRETENDING THAT 343 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:10,477 HE'S THIS MOVIE STAR AND HE'S-- HE NEVER REALLY GETS TO SAY ANYTHING 344 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:14,180 IT'S 'CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS TALKING SO MUCH. SO, HE-- HE DOESN'T SPEAK AT 345 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:17,150 ALL IN THE MOVIE Jimmy: YEAH SO, IT'S HIS, KIND OF, 346 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,319 CHAPLIN THING. DON'T BE PUT OFF BY THAT, 'CAUSE IT IS REALLY FUNNY. 347 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,287 AND I'M HIS, KIND OF, HORRIFIC MOVIE STAR CO-STAR, WHO THEN IMMEDIATELY WANTS TO MARRY HIM 348 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:27,093 AND ADOPT CHILDREN AND-- Jimmy: IT'S-- IT'S FUNNY 349 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,795 IT'S FANTASTIC IT'S VERY CLEVER AS WE ALL DO. 350 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,363 Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S KATE BECKINSALE AND 351 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,065 CHARLIE DAY IN "FOOL'S PARADISE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 352 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:32,098 PARADISE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 353 00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:37,837 WIFE, RIGHT. AND I CAN'T HAVE HIM SMILING 354 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:42,976 LADDIE-- LADDIE, NO NO SMILING THE SCRIPT SAYS LOOK 355 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:46,413 SORROWFUL. SO - JUST DO NOTHING 356 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,249 IT DOESN'T SAY DO NOTHING IT ACTUALLY SAYS LOOK SORROWFUL, IF YOU HAVE THE 357 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:52,852 SIDES. ELAINE. I'M JUST GONNA-- 358 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:59,192 BILL, IS IT MY CLOTHES? MY HAIR? IS IT THE FACT THAT'S WE'S 359 00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:02,495 COUSINS? HE'S BLINKING NOW LOOK AT-- LOOK AT HER 360 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:08,134 LOOK AT HER. HER. YEAH, LOOK AT THE-- THE 361 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:13,206 PRETTY, DIRTY LADY YES! HAVE IT YOUR WAY, BILLY 362 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:16,609 I HATE YOUR GUTS ANYWAY. [ SPIT-TAKE [ AUDIENCE OOHS 363 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:21,414 NOW SHE'S DOING IT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 364 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:25,251 Jimmy: KATE BECKINSALE. "FOOL'S PARADISE" IS IN THEATERS, MAY 12th 365 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,787 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 366 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:35,762 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ MY ISSUE IS THAT THEY DON'T 367 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:40,367 HAVE THE SAME DUCK SAUCE THAT WE HAVE HERE IN NEW YORK [ LAUGHTER ] 368 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:43,336 AT ALL THEY DON'T Jimmy: IN THE PACKETS 369 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,505 SO I TRAVEL WITH MY OWN DUCK SAUCE. [ LAUGHTER ] 370 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,140 Jimmy: YOU TRAVEL WITH YOUR OWN DUCK SAUCE YES 371 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:51,444 AND, LIKE, I'M NOT KIDDING, LIKE - THIS IS REAL [ BLEEP ] 372 00:21:51,444 --> 00:22:06,493 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A THREE-TIME EMMY NOMINEE FOR 373 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:11,765 HIS WORK ON "THE OFFICE. THIS IS HIS NEW BOOK CALLED "SOUL BOOM: WHY WE NEED 374 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:14,167 A SPIRITUAL REVOLUTION," WHICH IS OUT TOMORROW. YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM IN THE 375 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:17,871 SERIES "RAINN WILSON AND THE GEOGRAPHY OF BLISS," WHICH PREMIERES MAY 18th, EXCLUSIVELY 376 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:23,276 ON PEACOCK PLEASE WELCOME, RAINN WILSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 377 00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:23,309 PLEASE WELCOME, RAINN WILSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 378 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:37,090 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 379 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:39,559 Jimmy: RAINN WILSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DO YOU SEE THIS 380 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:42,095 Jimmy: RAINN WILSON WAIT A MINUTE Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 381 00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:44,464 THEY LOVE YOU, COME ON WAIT A MINUTE DID KATE - 382 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:47,334 Jimmy: STANDING OVATION DID KATE BECKINSALE GET A A STANDING OVATION 383 00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:50,603 Jimmy: THERE WERE-- NO, NO THEY LEFT. THEY LEFT, THEY WERE WAITING 384 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:53,006 FOR YOU-- THEY LEFT THEY GOT POPCORN IN THE LOBBY. 385 00:22:53,006 --> 00:22:55,308 Jimmy: KATE-- KATE-- KATE DID GET A STANDING OVATION OH. 386 00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:57,944 Jimmy: BUT YOU, RAINN, ARE SPECIAL. OH. 387 00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,913 Jimmy: 'CAUSE YOU GOT ONE NOW. OH, OKAY, GREAT 388 00:22:59,913 --> 00:23:01,881 GREAT. Jimmy: RAINN, IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU 389 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,750 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THE NEW BOOK 390 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:06,152 THANK YOU SO MUCH Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THIS 391 00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,888 [ CHEERS ] I AM SO - THANK YOU. 392 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,423 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WILL THE BOOK GET A STANDING OVATION, IS MY QUESTION. 393 00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:13,960 Jimmy: YES, THE BOOK'LL GET A STANDING OVATION, YES. YEAH, I WORKED THREE AND 394 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:20,100 A HALF YEARS ON THIS SUCKER. YEAH, I'M EXCITED TO RELEASE IT TO THE WORLD 395 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,068 Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, BUT FIRST I WANTED TO MENTION SOMETHING THAT I 396 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:25,438 THOUGHT-- MADE ME HAPPY 'CAUSE YOU WERE ON A FLIGHT FROM BOSTON-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT 397 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:29,509 I'M TALKING ABOUT? Audience: YEAH. Jimmy: FROM BOSTON TO L.A 398 00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,911 AND HERE'S-- WELL, DO YOU WANT TO TELL THE STORY? I DON'T REMEMBER THE STORY 399 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,314 I'LL TELL THE STORY SO, FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T SEE, IT WAS A VERY SLOW NEWS DAY. 400 00:23:34,314 --> 00:23:37,917 THIS WAS LIKE, FRONT PAGE NEWS Jimmy: NO, NO, IT WAS GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] 401 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:42,188 IT MADE US FEEL GOOD I WAS ON A FLIGHT FROM BOSTON TO L.A. 402 00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:44,090 AND-- SO, IT WAS FIVE AND A A HALF HOURS-- SITTING NEXT TO A GENTLEMAN WHO, FOR THE ENTIRE 403 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:47,894 FLIGHT, WATCHED EPISODES OF "THE OFFICE," BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK 404 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:54,467 [ APPLAUSE ] AND I WAS, LIKE, "WHAT DO I DO DO I TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT? 405 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:56,770 YOU KNOW, HOW DO I INTERACT WITH HIM ABOUT--" YOU KNOW, "SHOULD I EVEN SAY 406 00:23:56,770 --> 00:24:00,373 ANYTHING?" I HAD MY COVID MASK ON, SO I WAS INCOGNITO. 407 00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:01,741 AND THEN I KIND OF NUDGED HIM-- Jimmy: WAIT, BUT HE HAD NO 408 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:03,877 IDEA NO IDEA THE WHOLE FLIGHT 409 00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:07,580 Jimmy: FIVE AND A-- THE WHOLE FLIGHT THE WHOLE FLIGHT, YEP 410 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,349 SO, I NUDGED HIM TOWARDS THE END, AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "UH, SO, YOU SEEM TO LIKE THAT SHOW 411 00:24:09,349 --> 00:24:13,620 A LOT. AND HE'S LIKE, "YEAH." AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I HEARD 412 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,588 IT KIND OF SUCKS." [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'S LIKE, "WELL, YOU KNOW, 413 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:17,557 IT KIND OF STARTS SLOW IN SEASON ONE YOU'VE GOT TO USED TO IT, BUT 414 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:24,164 YOU'LL WARM INTO IT. AND I WAS SLOWLY, SLOWLY LOWERING MY MASK - 415 00:24:24,164 --> 00:24:26,900 Jimmy: OOH. LIKE ONE OF THOSE FRENCH GIRLS, YOU KNOW? 416 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,736 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, THE FIRST 417 00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:33,173 SEASON'S KIND OF SLOW, HUH?" AND HE'S LIKE, YEAH. AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, AND YOU 418 00:24:33,173 --> 00:24:39,913 HAVE TO-- IT TAKES A LITTLE WHILE TO WARM INTO THE CHARACTERS?" 419 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:43,316 AND THEN IT TOOK HIM LIKE 47 SECONDS OF TALKING TO ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 420 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,518 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT WAS ONE OF THOSE, LIKE, FACE MELTING-- 421 00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:48,355 [ IMITATES EXPLOSION ] [ LAUGHTER ] BRAIN EXPLOSIONS 422 00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:52,625 Jimmy: "OH, MY GOD. I WAS SITTING NEXT TO DWIGHT THE WHOLE TIME." 423 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:56,930 AND WE BONDED, AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. Jimmy: AND THEN YOU TOLD 424 00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,631 HIM-- AND THEN YOU SAID, "CAN I POST THIS? AND HE SAID YES. 425 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:00,367 YEAH, YEP, YEP, YEP Jimmy: AND IT WENT UBER VIRAL. 426 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:03,803 THE REST IS HISTORY Jimmy: YEAH LET'S JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 427 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:10,910 REAL QUICK THERE I AM. THERE'S THE MASK 428 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:14,781 I WAS TRYING TO SURREPTITIOUSLY DO THIS SO HE WOULDN'T SEE ME. SO, I WAS WAITING UNTIL HE WAS 429 00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:17,917 LEANING FORWARD. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 430 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:20,553 Jimmy: WAS HE EATING CAP'N CRUNCH CAP'N CRUNCH. 431 00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,622 Jimmy: HE WAS EATING CAP'N CRUNCH YES, YES. 432 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:24,724 Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 433 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:28,228 THIS IS FANTASTIC, BY THE WAY. "SOUL BOOM." YEAH. 434 00:25:28,228 --> 00:25:31,531 Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHAT IT-- WHAT IT'S ABOUT, REALLY 435 00:25:31,531 --> 00:25:33,233 YEAH, YOU KNOW, SO, YOU KNOW, THE FIRST CHAPTER IS, LIKE, "WHY IN THE HELL IS THE 436 00:25:33,233 --> 00:25:38,071 GUY WHO PLAYED DWIGHT WRITING A BOOK ON SPIRITUALITY?" AND I DO HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I 437 00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:45,211 DO KIND OF HAVE A SECRET INNER OPRAH. AND I LOVE TOPICS OF 438 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:49,082 SPIRITUALITY AND MYSTICISM AND RELIGION AND I THINK THEY'RE REALLY 439 00:25:49,082 --> 00:25:53,520 IMPORTANT TOPICS AND IT'S A CRUCIAL TIME FOR US TO DIVE INTO SOME BIG SPIRITUAL 440 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:57,824 IDEAS. YOU KNOW, THE WORLD IS HURTING AND SPIRITUAL TOOLS ARE THERE 441 00:25:57,824 --> 00:26:02,429 FOR OUR PERSONAL AND SOCIAL TRANSFORMATION AND IT'S AN IMPORTANT 442 00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:04,698 CONVERSATION Jimmy: SO IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT RELIGION 443 00:26:04,698 --> 00:26:09,936 NO, IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT RELIGION IT'S MORE ABOUT SPIRITUALITY, 444 00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:11,905 AND SPIRITUAL TOOLS. BUT I TALK ABOUT, YOU KNOW, LOTS OF BIG TOPICS LIKE LIFE, 445 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:22,515 DEATH, THE MEANING OF LIFE, THE SOUL, SUFFERING, SACREDNESS. AND BY, YOU KNOW-- TO TRY AND 446 00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:25,051 COAX SOME BIG QUESTIONS OUT OF PEOPLE Jimmy: YEAH 447 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:30,090 IT'S VERY FUNNY, BECAUSE IT'S WRITTEN BY YOU YES, IT'S FUNNY TOO 448 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,492 Jimmy: BUT IT'S ALSO-- IT MAKES YOU THINK AND ASKS SOME TOUGH QUESTIONS AND HAS SOME, 449 00:26:32,492 --> 00:26:33,827 LIKE, SOME NICE SOLUTIONS TO IT I-- ONE OF THEM, I-- TOOK 450 00:26:33,827 --> 00:26:42,369 AWAY FROM THIS-- I WAS GLANCING THROUGH IT. YEAH. 451 00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:44,537 Jimmy: ONE WAS THAT-- TO JUST SAY THAT YOU-- TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM-- 452 00:26:44,537 --> 00:26:47,941 YEAH. Jimmy:-- EVERY DAY YEAH. 453 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:51,444 EVERY DAY. Jimmy: AND THAT YOU APPRECIATE THEM. 454 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:53,546 YES Jimmy: ANYONE THE ACT OF GRATITUDE HAS 455 00:26:53,546 --> 00:26:55,482 BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO HAVE SUCH AN INCREDIBLE AFFECT ON YOUR OWN PERSONAL HAPPINESS, 456 00:26:55,482 --> 00:26:57,083 TO EXPRESS GRATITUDE SO, TO TELL SOMEONE THAT YOU LOVE THEM AND TO TELL THEM 457 00:26:57,083 --> 00:27:02,589 SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE GRATEFUL TO THEM FOR, WILL REALLY BENEFIT YOUR OWN HAPPINESS, AND 458 00:27:02,589 --> 00:27:04,791 IT'LL DEFINITELY BENEFIT THEIRS IT'S ONE SIMPLE TAKE AWAY 459 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:08,528 EVERYONE CAN DO EVERY SINGLE DAY. Jimmy: I LOVE THAT, BUDDY 460 00:27:08,528 --> 00:27:11,364 THAT'S REALLY COOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATS ON THIS 461 00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:17,303 IT'S A BIG DEAL. I ALSO WANT TO MENTION YOUR NEW SERIES ON PEACOCK CALLED 462 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,205 "RAINN WILSON AND THE GEOGRAPHY OF BLISS." IT PREMIERES MAY 18th ON 463 00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:24,177 PEACOCK. TELL EVERYBODY WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 464 00:27:24,177 --> 00:27:25,712 I'M INTRIGUED ABOUT THIS AS WELL WELL, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF 465 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:31,084 CELEBRITIES TRAVELING THE WORLD AND SAMPLING DELICIOUS FOODS BUT I AM TRAVELING THE WORLD 466 00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:37,323 LOOKING FOR HAPPINESS. Jimmy: YEAH YEAH. 467 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:42,262 Jimmy: BUT LIKE - [ APPLAUSE ] AW. 468 00:27:42,262 --> 00:27:44,664 Jimmy: YEAH, NO THAT-- THAT'S THE REACTION, YEAH. I FEEL THAT WAY. 469 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,666 YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: WHERE'D YOU TRAVEL WE WENT TO-- WE WENT TO 470 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:47,967 ICELAND. I WENT TO GHANA AND WEST AFRICA, BULGARIA 471 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:51,137 Jimmy: WHAT'D YOU LEARN IN ICELAND? ICELAND, OH, MY GOSH, THE 472 00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:57,677 ICELANDERS HAVE AN AMAZING CONNECTION TO NATURE, AND THEY LOVE TO BE IN NATURE 473 00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,779 THEY LOVE TO BE NAKED IN NATURE A LOT. BUT THEY REALLY-- LIKE, NO ONE 474 00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:01,715 IN ICELAND BELIEVES IN GOD, BUT THEY BELIEVE-- LIKE, 80% OF THEM BELIEVE IN FAIRIES. 475 00:28:01,715 --> 00:28:04,918 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHY NOT? YEAH, FOR REAL. 476 00:28:04,918 --> 00:28:07,454 Jimmy: AND THEY ARE HAPPY BELIEVE IN LIKE, LITTLE MYSTERIOUS MYSTICAL WOODLAND 477 00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:12,459 CREATURES. AND THEY'RE VERY HAPPY YEAH, I LEARNED A TON. 478 00:28:12,459 --> 00:28:14,027 Jimmy: I-- THE SHOW IS VERY INTERESTING. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 479 00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:16,529 HERE'S RAINN WILSON IN ICELAND, FOR "RAINN WILSON AND THE 480 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:17,030 GEOGRAPHY OF BLISS." TAKE A LOOK. 481 00:28:21,935 --> 00:28:22,635 WHOO-HOO! 482 00:28:22,635 --> 00:28:27,040 GOOD TO SEE YOU. AH. AH. 483 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:32,612 HOW ARE YOU FEELING I DON'T WANT TO BE THIS COLD 484 00:28:32,612 --> 00:28:36,649 I WANT TO DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE. I FEEL YOU, YEAH. AND, UM, I'M-- I'M SCARED. 485 00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:38,752 OKAY. OKAY. THAT'S OKAY 486 00:28:38,752 --> 00:28:45,225 OKAY. YOU'RE ONLY GOAL, NOW, IS TO GO IN THIS OCEAN AND SURRENDER 487 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:51,464 BUT IF YOU TELL YOUR BODY, "I'M OKAY"-- BECAUSE YOU-- YOU-- WITH YOUR 488 00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:54,634 NERVOUS SYSTEM AND YOUR HAT, YOU CONTROL EVERYTHING WHAT YOUR BODY WANTS TO DO, SO-- 489 00:28:54,634 --> 00:28:57,370 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OKAY. YEAH? 490 00:28:57,370 --> 00:29:00,340 MY NERVOUS SYSTEM AND MY HAT. MM-HM 491 00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:02,409 OKAY, GOOD. I LOVE IT. Jimmy: YEAH 492 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:04,511 AND SHE-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND SHE WAS RIGHT. 493 00:29:04,511 --> 00:29:06,780 YEAH. Jimmy: AND SHE WAS RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 494 00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:08,548 Jimmy: RAINN WILSON, EVERYBODY. "SOUL BOOM" IS AVAILABLE 495 00:29:08,548 --> 00:29:10,183 TOMORROW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE 496 00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:12,485 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. CONGRATULATIONS. 497 00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:37,744 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 498 00:29:37,744 --> 00:29:44,050 KNOWN AS THE KING OF BACHATA, AND HIS MUSIC HAS BEEN STREAMED OVER 30 BILLION TIMES. 499 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:50,323 BILLION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HIS LATEST ALBUM, "FORMULA, 500 00:29:50,323 --> 00:29:56,062 VOL. 3" IS OUT RIGHT NOW PLEASE WELCOME ROMEO SANTOS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 501 00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:56,096 PLEASE WELCOME ROMEO SANTOS. 502 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:09,242 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT, 503 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:11,678 BUDDY. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 504 00:30:11,678 --> 00:30:15,281 Jimmy: YOU LOOK SHARP IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, PAL HOW'S IT GOING? 505 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:17,250 Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING? IT'S DOING GREAT YOU'VE-- YOU'VE HAD A LOT 506 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:20,787 GOING ON THESE PAST FEW MONTHS YOU RELEASED YOUR NEW ALBUM IN SEPTEMBER. 507 00:30:20,787 --> 00:30:23,189 CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 508 00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:24,858 Jimmy: NUMBER ONE NOT TOO SHABBY YOU ALSO RECENTLY ANNOUNCED 509 00:30:24,858 --> 00:30:28,328 THAT YOU HAD ANOTHER CHILD CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 510 00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:34,300 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOUR-- YOUR KIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEARD IN THE INTRO OF 511 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:40,573 THE ALBUM. YES, YES. AND I-- WELL, MY FOUR-MONTH-- 512 00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:48,915 IT WAS LIKE SORT OF A SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE I DIDN'T-- JUST REVEALED IT 513 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:50,850 YOU KNOW, AND MOST OF MY FANS-- I WOULD SAY A GOOD PORTION-- DID NOT PICK UP, YOU 514 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,186 KNOW, ON THE HEARTBEAT Jimmy: WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WOULD GUESS-- DID 515 00:30:53,186 --> 00:30:57,757 PEOPLE ACTUALLY GUESS THAT THE HEARTBEAT IS YOUR NEW BABY I DO HAVE SOME FANS 516 00:30:57,757 --> 00:31:00,393 Jimmy: ONE PERSON HERE RECOGNIZED IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 517 00:31:00,393 --> 00:31:03,463 YOU KNEW THAT? THAT'S A BABY Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S A - 518 00:31:03,463 --> 00:31:05,665 YEAH I MEAN, WELL, LISTEN-- LISTEN TO THE OTHER-- YOUR OTHER 519 00:31:05,665 --> 00:31:07,734 CHILDREN SPEAK YOU'LL HEAR-- AFTER YOU HEAR "DA DA," LISTEN. 520 00:31:07,734 --> 00:31:17,477 ♪ DA DA [ DISTORTED HEARTBEAT 521 00:31:17,477 --> 00:31:21,081 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, HAVEN'T-- DO YOU HAVE KIDS 522 00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:23,483 Jimmy: YES, I DO. YOU HAVE KIDS OKAY, MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME 523 00:31:23,483 --> 00:31:28,421 SOME ADVICE. MY 4-YEAR-OLD, VALENTINO - YOU KNOW HOW THERE'S PHILOSOPHY 524 00:31:28,421 --> 00:31:33,893 THAT KIDS ARE A PRODUCT OF THEIR ENVIRONMENT? Jimmy: YEAH 525 00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:36,763 THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY TRUE YOU KNOW, OUR HOUSEHOLD, NOTHING BUT LOVE, GREAT ENERGY 526 00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:42,869 AND HE'S EXTREMELY MISBEHAVED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE GET 527 00:31:42,869 --> 00:31:48,675 COMPLAINTS FROM SCHOOL HE HAS HIS INFAMOUS LINE HE'S LIKE-- 528 00:31:48,675 --> 00:31:54,114 [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] WHICH MEANS, "I DON'T WANT YOU. 529 00:31:54,114 --> 00:31:56,683 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S-- IT'S PRETTY BAD. IT'S PRETTY BAD. 530 00:31:56,683 --> 00:31:58,318 Jimmy: REALLY THAT'S - YEAH, YEAH. 531 00:31:58,318 --> 00:32:00,353 Jimmy: HE'S GOING TO BE FINE I MEAN, HE'S GOT YOU AS A DAD, 532 00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:03,056 COME ON, BUD CAN WE TALK ABOUT-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 533 00:32:03,056 --> 00:32:06,926 THE "FORMULA" ALBUMS THEY'RE FANTASTIC. THE LAST ONE WAS ON THE 534 00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:08,328 BILLBOARD CHARTS FOR 400-SOMETHING-- 420 WEEKS OR SOMETHING CRAZY. 535 00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:13,099 YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT Jimmy: IS THAT-- UNBELIEVABLE-- YOU'VE GOT - 536 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:14,601 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "VOL. 3"-- GREAT COLLABORATIONS 537 00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:23,076 I DON'T WANT TO NAME NAMES, BUT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, WHATEVER. [ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS 538 00:32:23,076 --> 00:32:30,183 I-- WHAT WAS JUSTIN LIKE? OH, MAN, WHAT AN EXPERIENCE, A GREAT EXPERIENCE 539 00:32:30,183 --> 00:32:32,152 I CAN TELL YOU THAT PRIOR TO, UM, SHOWING HIM THE RECORD, I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST GOING TO 540 00:32:32,152 --> 00:32:34,921 LAY DOWN VOCALS, YOU KNOW, PROBABLY CHANGE A FEW VERSES, MELODIES 541 00:32:34,921 --> 00:32:39,192 THIS GUY JUST, YOU KNOW, DISSECTED THE SONG, AND REPRODUCED IT, AND WAS TELLING 542 00:32:39,192 --> 00:32:44,964 ME HOW TO SING THE SONG. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND HE MADE IT MUCH BETTER, SO, 543 00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:48,601 HE'S - Jimmy: HE'S KIND OF AMAZING A TRUE PRODUCER, A TRUE 544 00:32:48,601 --> 00:32:49,903 PRODUCER Jimmy: HE'S A MAGICIAN, RIGHT? 545 00:32:49,903 --> 00:32:52,739 YES, YES. Jimmy: HE GOES, "NO, THAT, AND DO THAT. 546 00:32:52,739 --> 00:32:56,576 I MEAN, WE'VE DONE BITS WITH HIM ON THE SHOW, AND HE'S A-- HE'S AMAZING, HE'S AMAZING. 547 00:32:56,576 --> 00:32:59,312 Jimmy: PERFECTIONIST. SHOUTOUT TO J.T Jimmy: OH, SHOUTOUT TO J.T., 548 00:32:59,312 --> 00:33:00,947 YEAH GOLF CHAMPION, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. 549 00:33:00,947 --> 00:33:06,052 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ALSO, THERE'S SOME GREAT COMEDIANS. 550 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:11,358 KATT WILLIAMS. WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO PUT COMEDIANS ON THE ALBUM 551 00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:19,065 I MEAN, IT'S JUST-- I LOVE COMEDY Jimmy: YEAH 552 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,734 I WANTED TO MAKE IT VERY PERSONAL I STARTED WITH "FORMULA, 553 00:33:20,734 --> 00:33:23,069 VOL. 1," I HAD GEORGE LOPEZ. "VOL. 2," I HAD KEVIN HART JUST WANTED TO CONTINUE WITH 554 00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:27,440 THE SAME CONCEPT Jimmy: YEAH IS THIS THE LAST OF THE 555 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,743 "FORMULA" ALBUMS WILL THERE BE A "FORMULA--" HELL YEAH, HELL YEAH, HELL 556 00:33:29,743 --> 00:33:32,345 YEAH, HELL YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS-- YOU KNOW, MY FANS-- 557 00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:36,883 DO I HAVE ANY FANS IN THE AUDIENCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 558 00:33:36,883 --> 00:33:39,919 LISTEN, YOU-- YOU GUYS ENJOY THE ALBUMS AND, YOU KNOW, THE SUPPORT IS 559 00:33:39,919 --> 00:33:45,558 AMAZING. I RESPECT THAT YOU EMBRACE ME THE WAY YOU DO 560 00:33:45,558 --> 00:33:48,728 BUT A LOT OF WORK GOES INTO THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 561 00:33:48,728 --> 00:33:50,597 AND IT'S VERY STRESSFUL. Jimmy: BUT I MEAN, ARE WE SAYING, "FORMULA," IF THERE IS 562 00:33:50,597 --> 00:33:52,899 A "VOL. 4," THERE'S OTHER COMEDIANS OUT THERE THAT WOULD LOVE - 563 00:33:52,899 --> 00:33:55,535 NO, SURE. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT A LOT OF WORK GOES INTO 564 00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:57,937 THIS Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND, A LOT OF WORK. 565 00:33:57,937 --> 00:34:00,540 BUT IT'S NOT THAT HARD WHEN YOU GET THE RIGHT-- IT'S OVERWHELMING TO PRODUCE 566 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,509 THESE. Jimmy: YOU GET THE RIGHT COMEDIAN, GET IN THERE 567 00:34:02,509 --> 00:34:04,811 ALL RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU'RE IN AND OUT. 568 00:34:04,811 --> 00:34:07,113 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. Jimmy: PEOPLE WANT TO SEE IT 569 00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:09,082 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW, I DO WANT TO ASK YOU, 'CAUSE YOU'RE VERY - 570 00:34:09,082 --> 00:34:13,486 ALWAYS BEEN GREAT TO US, AND VERY NICE TO US, AND VERY HUMBLED, AND HAVE A GREAT TEAM 571 00:34:13,486 --> 00:34:17,223 AS WELL, WHEN YOU COME WE LOVE EVERYBODY HERE BUT, HOW DO YOU DO THAT WHEN 572 00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:23,063 YOU SELL OUT YANKEE STADIUM AND STUFF? I MEAN, THAT'S INSANE. 573 00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:24,931 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF, LIKE, PREP AND, YOU KNOW, ORCHESTRATING, LIKE, THESE TYPE 574 00:34:24,931 --> 00:34:30,870 OF SHOWS SO, YOU DON'T GET TO REALLY, LIKE-- YOU'RE NOT, YOU KNOW, 575 00:34:30,870 --> 00:34:32,205 ON STAGE LIKE, "OH, I SOLD THIS OUT. WOW. 576 00:34:32,205 --> 00:34:34,708 $60-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, YOU 577 00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:38,978 KNOW Jimmy: NO BUT DO-- DO YOU MISS NEW YORK 578 00:34:38,978 --> 00:34:43,683 WHEN YOU GO ON THE ROAD? I DO VERY MUCH. VERY MUCH. 579 00:34:43,683 --> 00:34:49,622 Jimmy: YEAH WHAT-- WHAT THINGS OF NEW YORK DO YOU REALLY MISS 580 00:34:49,622 --> 00:34:52,892 THIS IS GOING TO SOUND FUNNY, BUT THE FOOD, YOU KNOW? I LOVE THE FOOD. 581 00:34:52,892 --> 00:34:55,962 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I LOVE CHINESE FOOD. AND MY ISSUE IS THAT THEY DON'T 582 00:34:55,962 --> 00:34:57,397 HAVE THE SAME DUCK SAUCE THAT WE HAVE HERE IN NEW YORK [ LAUGHTER ] 583 00:34:57,397 --> 00:35:03,503 THEY DON'T THEY DON'T Jimmy: IN THE PACKETS 584 00:35:03,503 --> 00:35:05,605 SO, I TRAVEL WITH MY OWN DUCK SAUCE [ LAUGHTER ] 585 00:35:05,605 --> 00:35:07,140 Jimmy: YOU TRAVEL WITH YOUR OWN DUCK SAUCE YES 586 00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:13,480 AND, LIKE, I'M NOT-- I'M NOT KIDDING. LIKE, THIS IS REAL [ BLEEP ] 587 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,882 YOU KNOW [ APPLAUSE ] 588 00:35:15,882 --> 00:35:19,919 I'M READY. Jimmy: THIS IS-- YOU GET THE-- 589 00:35:19,919 --> 00:35:29,896 [ CHEERS ] THIS IS THE REAL DUCK SAUCE THAT YOU GET FROM YOUR - 590 00:35:29,896 --> 00:35:31,164 YEAH. Jimmy:-- FAVORITE CHINESE RESTAURANT HERE IN 591 00:35:31,164 --> 00:35:33,066 NEW YORK CITY? YES Jimmy: AND YOU TRAVEL WITH 592 00:35:33,066 --> 00:35:34,801 IT YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A BAG BACKSTAGE-- A ZIPLOC BAG FULL 593 00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:36,670 OF DUCK SAUCE. TRUE-- THIS IS TRUE. I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP 594 00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:38,805 Jimmy: FOR REAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE, I TRAVEL WITH MY OWN 595 00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:40,206 DUCK SAUCE, AND MY OWN KETCHUP Jimmy: AND YOUR OWN KETCHUP, YEAH 596 00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:41,708 YEAH, YEAH. I LOVE THAT YOU TRAVEL WITH THE DUCK SAUCE 597 00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:43,510 I JUST FIGURED SINCE YOU'RE ON YOUR WORLD TOUR RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE BRINGING IT TO THE STATES 598 00:35:43,510 --> 00:35:45,078 AS WELL, BACK TO AMERICA YES YES. 599 00:35:45,078 --> 00:35:47,814 Jimmy: I WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY SO, WE ACTUALLY GOT YOU A GIANT 600 00:35:47,814 --> 00:35:50,917 BASKET OF DUCK SAUCE THERE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS IS FOR YOU, BUDDY 601 00:35:50,917 --> 00:35:54,220 THIS IS FOR YOU. ROMEO SANTOS, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 602 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,623 "FORMULA, VOL. 3" IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. ROMEO IS PERFORMING FOR US, 603 00:35:56,623 --> 00:36:02,295 AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 604 00:36:02,295 --> 00:36:28,188 ♪ Jimmy: PERFORMING "SOLO CONMIGO" AND "SUEGRA," 605 00:36:28,188 --> 00:36:31,458 FROM HIS PLATINUM ALBUM "FORMULA, VOL. 3," ONCE AGAIN, THE KING OF BACHATA, 606 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:35,595 ROMEO SANTOS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 607 00:36:43,703 --> 00:39:16,890 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] ♪ ♪ 608 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:20,627 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] ♪ [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 609 00:39:20,627 --> 00:39:32,672 ♪ [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] ♪ 610 00:39:32,672 --> 00:39:40,213 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ROMEO SANTOS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 611 00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:44,818 COME ON, BUD THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. "FORMULA, VOL. 3" IS OUT NOW 612 00:39:44,818 --> 00:40:05,271 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 613 00:40:05,271 --> 00:40:12,379 Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KATE BECKINSALE, RAINN WILSON, ROMEO SANTOS 614 00:40:12,379 --> 00:40:16,216 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 615 00:40:16,216 --> 00:40:19,052 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 616 00:40:19,052 --> 00:40:38,238 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪