Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KATE BECKINSALE,
RAINN WILSON ROMEO SANTOS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
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Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
EVERYBODY. WOW. THAT'S A GREAT CROWD
ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI
I'M JIMMY FALLON, ONE OF THE FEW TV PERSONALITIES WHO'S STILL EMPLOYED
[ LAUGHTER ] TUCKER CARLSON, DON LEMON. WHAT'S-- WHAT THE HELL IS
GOING ON OUT THERE EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS. TODAY FOX NEWS ANNOUNCED THAT
THEY ARE PARTING WAYS WITH TUCKER CARLSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SOME PEOPLE AREN'T SURE WHAT LED TO HIS EXIT, BUT FOX SAYS THEY CAN THINK OF ALMOST A
A BILLION REASONS WHY. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, TUCKER CARLSON IS OUT
WHEN HE HEARD, VLADIMIR PUTIN WAS LIKE, "DAMN, WE NEED A NEW P.R. GUY."
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S EASY TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT TUCKER BEING GONE, BUT NOW WHO
IS GOING TO TELL ME WHICH M&M IS MOST WOKE, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
FOX KNOWS THEIR VIEWERS ARE GOING TO MISS TUCKER, SO UNTIL THEY FIND A REPLACEMENT, HIS
SHOW WILL BE HOSTED BY A GOLF SHIRT WITH THE COLLARS POPPED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT WAS A BIG DAY IN THE CABLE NEWS WORLD, 'CAUSE JUST MINUTES AFTER THE TUCKER STORY
BROKE, DON LEMON ANNOUNCED THAT HE WAS FIRED BY CNN. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT HE NO LONGER WORKED AT CNN, LEMON WAS LIKE, "WOO- HOO!
[ LAUGHTER ] "LATER, SUCKERS! HA HA!
[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] MEANWHILE, SOME MORE BIG NEWS AT CNN -
THE NETWORK ANNOUNCED THAT GAYLE KING AND CHARLES BARKLEY WILL HOST A NEW WEEKLY SHOW
CALLED "KING CHARLES." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S NOT A JOKE. GAYLE KING - Steve: RIGHT.
Jimmy: AND CHARLES BARKLEY. Steve: CHARLES BARKLEY. Jimmy: SO, IT'S CALLED
"KING-- Steve: CHARLES. Jimmy: "-- CHARLES.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I GUESS IT'S BETTER THAN IF SOME OTHER CELEBRITIES
TEAMED UP FOR A SHOW FOR INSTANCE, IF JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME TEAMED UP
WITH DANIEL CRAIG, YOU WOULD GET, "DAMME, DANIEL. [ LAUGHTER ]
I MIGHT HAVE WATCHED THAT. Steve: YEAH, COME ON. [ APPLAUSE ]
IT'S THE NEW THING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: LET ME GIVE YOU
ANOTHER EXAMPLE. IF YOU TEAMED UP WITH KID ROCK, EMMA STONE, AND NENE LEAKES,
YOU GET "KID NE STONE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
IF YOU TEAMED UP SUSAN BOYLE, CHRISTOPHER NOLAN, AND LEONARDO DiCAPRIO, YOU GET
"SUS, NO CAP." [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU TEAMED UP JOE PESCI AND
NOT COCO GAUFF, YOU GET, "SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE COCO, IS PESCI OKAY?"
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WOULD WATCH ALL OF THESE
SHOWS. I WOULD WATCH-- I LOVE GAYLE AND CHARLES.
SOME BIG NEWS FROM WASHINGTON - TOMORROW, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS
EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE HIS RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN BIDEN SAID, "I REALLY WANT FOUR
MORE YEARS, AS PRESIDENT AND IN GENERAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TOMORROW'S ANNOUNCEMENT IS EXPECTED TO BE MET WITH THE
WORLD'S SLOWEST CLAP FROM KAMALA HARRIS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"FOUR MORE YEARS." YEP, BIDEN SAID HE WANTS FOUR MORE YEARS TO GET THE JOB DONE
AND AMERICANS WERE LIKE, "WE'VE ALREADY GIVEN YOU 50 GET IT DONE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] COME ON. GOSH
I ACTUALLY READ THAT BIDEN PLANS TO KICK OFF HIS RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN WITH
A "LOW-KEY" VIDEO ANNOUNCEMENT WE ACTUALLY GOT A PREVIEW OF IT
I'M NOT SURE HOW LOW-KEY IT IS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
YOU READY TO GO INSANE FOR ANOTHER BIDEN CAMPAIGN HYAH
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING-- "HE'S OLDER THAN LINCOLN." [ TRAIN WHISTLE
BUT HIS OLD ASS IS GONNA GET BILLS PASSED [ CASH REGISTER DING ]
JOE'S GOT THE MOJO, AND AMERICA NEEDS MO' JOE. [ AIR HORN ]
HE'S READY TO FIGHT, EVEN THOUGH HE CAN'T DRIVE AT NIGHT [ TIRES SCREECHING ]
HE'LL DEBATE IN ALL 50 STATES! MASTER DEBATER. NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS, HE'LL
KICK INFLATION IN THE NUTS OH! >> AND YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA TAX THE RICH, BITCH!
[ EXPLOSION SO, CHIP IN SOME CASH, OR HE'LL SPANK! DAT! ASS!
[ DONKEY BRAYING ] JOE'S READY TO RUN NOT LITERALLY.
SO STRAP IN FOR SOME [ BLEEP ] FUN! NOW, GET OUT THE VOTE FOR THE
80-YEAR-OLD GOAT [ SCREAMING GOAT ] WHOO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S NOT LOW-KEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT IS NOT LOW-KEY AT ALL SOME BUSINESS NEWS - BED BATH & BEYOND HAS FILED FOR
BANKRUPTCY, AND WILL CLOSE PERMANENTLY IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS
IT'S CRAZY A BUSINESS CRASHED AND BURNED WITHOUT BEING RUN BY ELON MUSK
ISN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE? [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
RIGHT NOW KMART IS LIKE, "WOAH, WOAH, WOAH YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE BETTER
THAN US, BED BATH & BEYOND?" [ LAUGHTER ] "LET US KNOW HOW BEYOND IS,
OKAY?" [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
ON SATURDAY NIGHT DURING A SHOW AT DISNEYLAND, A 45-FOOT-TALL ANIMATRONIC DRAGON CAUGHT ON
FIRE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS REAL
[ ROARING ♪
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES THIS PERFORMANCE OF
"FANTASMIC!" CANNOT CONTINUE THANK YOU. OH!
Steve: WHOA [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OF COURSE IT'S
DISNEYLAND, SO THEY OFFERED TO SELL PEOPLE A PHOTO OF THEMSELVES RUNNING FOR THEIR
LIVES. [ LAUGHTER ] 50 BUCKS
WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL-- A MOVIE THEATER IN ALASKA RECENTLY HAD AN UNEXPECTED
VISITOR. CHECK THIS OUT
OH, MY GOSH, BRO. [ INDISCERNIBLE [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: IT'S A MOOSE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EVERYONE AT THE THEATER
GOT TO PLAY A FUN GAME OF "IS THAT, OR IS THAT NOT A MILK DUD?
VERY INTERESTING [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: "NOT!"
Jimmy: FINALLY-- FINALLY A A NEW POLL FOUND THAT NEARLY 40% FEEL EXHAUSTION OVER THE
IDEA OF A BIDEN/TRUMP REMATCH IN 2024. VERY INTERESTING POLL.
CHECK OUT SOME OF THE OTHER DATA THEY RELEASED FIRST UP, WHEN ASKED, "WHO WILL
YOU VOTE FOR IN 2024?" 5% SAID TRUMP. 5% SAID BIDEN.
90% SAID, "WHOEVER CAN SCORE ME TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"I GOTTA SEE 'ERAS.' I GOTTA SEE 'ERAS.'" UP NEXT, WHEN ASKED, "ARE YOU
EXCITED ABOUT VOTING?" 70% SAID NO. 30% SAID, "ONLY IF WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT 'THE MASKED SINGER.' THEN YOU GO-- YOU'RE LIKE -
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "WHO'S THE OCTOPUS?" NEXT UP, WHEN ASKED "DO YOU
THINK NIKKI HALEY, MARIANNE WILLIAMSON, OR ASA HUTCHINSON HAVE A CHANCE?"
99% SAID, "LOL, NO." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1% SAID, "I DON'T KNOW WHO ANY
OF THESE PEOPLE ARE, AND I'M ASA HUTCHINSON." Steve: WOW.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UP NEXT, WHEN ASKED, "WHO'S THE CANDIDATE WITH THE MOST
IMPRESSIVE RESUME? 15% SAID BIDEN 10% SAID TRUMP
75% SAID GEORGE SANTOS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HE HAS A GREAT RESUME.
Steve: VERY IMPRESSIVE. Jimmy: GREAT RESUME HERE'S ANOTHER ONE
WHEN ASKED, "WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR NEWS ABOUT THE UPCOMING ELECTION?"
40% SAID GOOGLE. 40% SAID TIKTOK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
19% SAID FACEBOOK. JOE BIDEN SAID, "THE TOWN CRIER.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: "HEAR YE!" Jimmy: "HEAR YE, HEAR YE!
[ APPLAUSE ] UP NEXT, WHEN ASKED, "WHAT SHOULD THE PRESIDENT BE FOCUSED
ON RIGHT NOW?" 40% SAID, "REVERSING CLIMATE CHANGE."
40% SAID, "FIXING THE ECONOMY. AND 40% SAID, "IMPROVING OUR STUDENTS' MATH AND READING
SCORES." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, WHEN ASKED, "WHO
IS THE STRONGEST TEAM GOING INTO THE 2024 ELECTION?" 20% SAID BIDEN/HARRIS.
10% SAID TRUMP/DeSANTIS. 70% SAID MICHELLE OBAMA/MICHELLE OBAMA.
WE HAVE-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I HAD A-- I HAD A A VERY FUN WEEKEND
Steve: LOOKED LIKE IT Jimmy: YEAH, I WENT TO-- YOU SAW ON THE-- ON THE
SOCIALS? I WENT TO VEGAS. I FLEW TO VEGAS, 'CAUSE
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HAS A CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT. AND I DON'T REALLY GET TO PLAY
THAT MUCH. Steve: RIGHT. Jimmy: I PLAY ONCE A YEAR
FOR THIS TOURNAMENT. Steve: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THAT'S IT. Steve: YOU'VE GOT A JOB Jimmy: YEAH
I-- I WORK, YEAH. I LOVE IT, YEAH. BUT I WENT OUT THERE, I HAD SO
MUCH FUN I WAS PLAYING WITH-- STRAHAN WAS THERE.
WE HAD-- J.J. WATT WAS THERE, MICHELLE WIE TRAVIS KELCE WAS FUN
Steve: OH, HE IS SO FUN Jimmy: KELCE DID KARAOKE. WE JUST GOT ON THE STAGE WITH
THE BAND AND HE SANG AC/DC, "BACK IN BACK. IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS
I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. IT WAS AWESOME I GOLFED WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
AS MY PARTNER. HERE WE ARE. WE WORE MAGNETIC BELT BUCKLES
ONE DAY. Steve: OH Jimmy: AND THAT WAS HARD.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: LOOK OUT Jimmy: THAT WAS INTERESTING
THAT WAS HARD. ANYWAY, IT WAS FUN I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE
OF COURSE, THERE'S ONLY ONE WINNER AND--
Steve: OHH! SNAP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ DANG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER Jimmy: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND I WON THE TOURNAMENT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU TO 8AM GOLF-- 8AM GOLF
[ CHEERS ] AND THANK YOU TO THE WYNN. THANK YOU, JUSTIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M HAPPY TO JUST BE NOMINATED WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "FOOL'S PARADISE," WHICH
OPENS-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] - - IN THEATERS MAY 12th.
KATE BECKINSALE IS HERE TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE KATE BECKINSALE YOU KNOW HIM FROM "THE OFFICE. HIS NEW BOOK, "SOUL BOOM: WHY
WE NEED A SPIRITUAL REVOLUTION" IS-- COMES OUT TOMORROW AND YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE
SERIES, "RAINN WILSON AND THE GEOGRAPHY OF BLISS" ON PEACOCK RAINN WILSON IS JOINING US
TONIGHT! Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC TONIGHT. OH, MY GOSH, ONE OF MY
FAVORITES. ROMEO SANTOS Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE TALKING TO HIM AND HE'S GONNA PERFORM LATER IN THE
SHOW STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KATE BECKINSALE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
I WAS ON A FLIGHT FROM BOSTON TO L.A.
AND-- SO IT WAS FIVE AND A HALF HOURS-- SITTING NEXT TO A GENTLEMAN, WHO FOR THE ENTIRE
FLIGHT WATCHED EPISODES OF "THE OFFICE" BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK
[ CHEERS ]
MY FAVORITES, WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW MOVIE, "FOOL'S PARADISE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS
MAY 12th EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, KATE BECKINSALE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME Jimmy: I LOVE HAVING YOU
HERE ON THE SHOW YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, BY THE WAY, AS ALWAYS.
THANK YOU ARE YOU FEELING STICKY I'M COVERED IN LUBE.
I'M SORRY IF I TOUCHED YOU [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LATEX
I'M NOT ALWAYS COVERED IN LUBE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, I WAS--
VERY OCCASIONALLY Jimmy: I WAS GONNA SAY, THAT MA-- THAT MAKES TWO OF US
ONCE IN AWHILE. Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE YOU KNOW WHAT'S-- LET'S JUST TALK-- I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN
TALK ABOUT THIS, BUT BACKSTAGE I WAS SAYING HI TO YOU, AND I SAW YOUR PHONE SCREENSAVER IS
A PICTURE OF BRIAN COX YES, IT IS. Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S INTERESTING YEAH. I LOVE THAT MAN.
Jimmy: IS IT-- DO YOU LOVE "SUCCESSION. I DO LOVE "SUCCESSION."
BUT I LOVE THAT MA-- I DID A MOVIE WITH HIM A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.
AND HE'S, SORT OF, VAGUELY BEEN IN MY LIFE SINCE I WAS A CHILD ANYWAY
Jimmy: OH, YEAH YEAH, 'CAUSE HE WAS, LIKE, BEST FRIENDS WITH MY GODFATHER
Jimmy: I LOVE HIM YEAH, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. AND HE'S GOT THIS STRANGE, KIND
OF, TESTICULAR PULL, THAT WHEN I'M IN A LOW MOMENT-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
- HE FEELS A CALL, IN A A FATHERLY WAY, AND CALLS ME UP AND PULLS ME OUT OF TROUBLE.
Jimmy: OH, WOW. YEAH. IT'S REALLY-- YEAH.
Jimmy: I JUST WENT ON A A ROLLERCOASTER, RIGHT THERE [ LAUGHTER ]
IT SOUNDED FUNNY. NO, THAT CAME OUT WRONG. BUT I HAD A BIT OF A RUSH
GETTING HERE Jimmy: YEAH, NO PROBLEM YEAH
SO, I WAS IN A TESTICULAR FRAME OF MIND. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH SORRY, EVERYONE. Jimmy: BUT--
BUT, NO, HE'S LOVELY. AND HE-- HE-- JUST FIND-- I FIND IT VERY COMFORTING, EVERY
30 SECONDS, WHEN MY PHONE RELAXES, AND THERE HE IS BIG--
Jimmy: WHAT-- WHAT MOVIES DID YOU DO WITH HIM? DO YOU KNOW IT
WELL, I DID A REALLY BAD MOVIE WITH HIM WHEN I WAS ABOUT 19
AND EVERYONE IN IT WAS BRILLIANT. IT WAS CHRISTIAN BALE AND
HELEN MIRREN, AND ALL THESE INCREDIBLE PEOPLE. AND THE MOVIE WAS AWFUL.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT WAS A, SORT OF, RETELLING OF "HAMLET," BUT IT
WAS DREADFUL AND, SO, BRIAN WAS MY DAD IN THAT
BUT HE-- I THINK HE WAS QUITE CROSS ABOUT-- HE COULD TELL THE MOVIE WAS GOING TO BE
TERRIBLE SO, HE WAS NOT AS APPROACHABLE SO, HE WAS -
Jimmy: OH, MAN. YES, 'CAUSE HE WAS A BIT GRUMPY, 'CAUSE ALL THE SETS
WERE WOBBLING, AND HE KEPT FALLING OFF HIS HORSE, AND THINGS LIKE THAT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS STILL AT UNIVERSITY ANYWAY
SO, I WAS JUST LIKE, "HI, I'M HERE." AND THEN THIS TIME, I JUST
PLAYED HIS DAUGHTER IN A MOVIE CALLED "PRISONER'S DAUGHTER. AND I AM THE PRISONER'S
DAUGHTER, AND HE'S THE PRISONER Jimmy: WOW.
SO, YES, YOU'VE BONDED YEAH. Jimmy: WELL, SHOUT OUT TO
BRIAN. HE'S A GOOD GUY. WE LOVE HIM.
YEAH LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I LEARNED THIS ABOUT YOU.
YOU OBVIOUSLY SPENT A LOT OF TIME, NOW, IN AMERICA, AND - YES
Jimmy:-- AND-- AND-- AND I WAS SURPRISED, LAST TIME WE TALKED, THAT YOU'VE NEVER HAD
AMERICAN CEREALS WELL, 'CAUSE I DON'T SMOKE ANY WEED
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, THAT'S - Jimmy: NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
DO THAT TO HAVE-- IT IS THE LAW Jimmy: BREAKFAST CER--
NO, NO, NO YES, IT IS. Jimmy: BUT, I-- BUT, I
THOUGHT, MAYBE, IT COULD BE FUN, TONIGHT - OH, MY GOD.
Jimmy:-- TO HAVE YOU TRY SOME AMERICAN CEREALS? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
Jimmy: NO THEY'RE ALL FUNNY COLORS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: NO, THESE ARE ALL NATURAL. THESE ARE ALL NATURAL COLORS
THIS IS A BREAKFAST ITEM? THIS IS FOR CHILDREN Jimmy: YES.
YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL YOUR - WHAT IS THIS HARD THING?
Jimmy: THAT IS LUCKY CHARMS HAS IT GOT FLINTSTONES VITAMINS IN IT
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO THEY'RE-- THEY'RE
MARSHMALLOWS THAT'S THE HARDEST MARSHMALLOW I'VE EVER FELT
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT, LET-- LET'S PUT--
THAT'S NOT A MARSHMALLOW. Jimmy: WOULD YOU TRY SOME SURE.
Jimmy: SHOULD I PUT A A LITTLE-- I HAVE A LITTLE MILK HERE FOR YOU.
♪ ALL RIGHT. THIS IS LUCKY-- YOU WANT TO
TRY LUCKY CHARMS FIRST THAT'S LUCKY CHARMS, IS IT? Jimmy: THAT'S LUCKY CHARMS,
YES. YOU CAN TRY THAT THERE'S SPOONS FOR YOU, THERE.
NOT TO BE GROSS, BUT DO I HAVE TO SWALLOW? [ LAUGHTER ]
[ RIM SHOT ] Jimmy: NO, YOU-- YOU DON'T I HAVE-- I HAVE A BUCKET HERE,
IN CASE YOU-- YEAH. IT'S A SPECIAL OCCASION Jimmy: YEAH
NO SMILE, CHEW. IT'S REALLY GOOD
OH, IT'S LIKE THICK ALL OVER YOUR TEETH IT'S ALREADY SWALLOWED
IT SWALLOWED ITSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
Jimmy: IT JUST DISINTEGRATED? IT JUST WENT AWAY
Jimmy: IT WENT AWAY I WAS GONNA GO-- Jimmy: THAT'S LUCKY CHARMS.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, TRY-- I THINK. I'M GOING TO BE RUNNING
AROUND THE PARKING LOT AT HIGH SPEED AFTER THIS Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE
GO NOW, THIS IS-- THIS IS FRUIT LOOPS.
OKAY. AND THIS YOU GIVE TO BABIES. I'VE SEEN BABIES WITH HANDFULS
OF THESE OR IS THAT SOMETHING ELSE? Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S
CHEERIOS THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING Jimmy: NO
THEY LOOK THE SAME. Jimmy: NO, THEY WOULD LOVE THESE.
BUT-- I THINK YOU'RE - AM I--
Jimmy: I WANT TO SEE YOUR REACTION, BECAUSE I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THESE
♪ YEAH AGAIN-- AGAIN, IT IS GONE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT DID YOU GET A FLA-- A DIFFERENT FLAVOR
THAN THAT, OR IT TASTES THE SAME TO YOU? THAT WAS A LOT.
THIS IS-- THAT FELT LIKE IT, MAYBE, HAD SOME FORM OF GRAIN IN IT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I FEEL LIKE IT'S FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO TEETH.
THIS IS FOR GUMMY-- THIS IS FOR-- Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE PRETTY
HARD I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT TO REALLY CHEW ON THOSE FOR THE--
IT-- IT LITERALLY, AGAIN - Jimmy: BUT DID IT TASTE LIKE FRUIT TO YOU
NO! [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE
FRUIT. Jimmy: FRUIT, YES NO.
THAT'S BETTER THAN THAT THOUGH THAT'S-- THAT'S THE DEVIL'S CRUMBLE.
Jimmy: I THINK THIS ONE - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE DEVIL'S CRUMBLE?
I SHOULD HAVE USE MY NAPKIN WHAT WAS I THINKING? Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD NAME
FOR IT ALL RIGHT, YEAH, NO. OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
♪ ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE-- THIS IS CALLED-- IT'S CALLED CAP--
CAP'N CRUNCH CAP-- CAP'N - CAP'N
Jimmy: CAP'N. SO, IT'S A PIRATE CEREAL. IT'S FOR PIRATES
Jimmy: YES. NO, THE PIRATE'S THAT ONE Jimmy: NO, THAT'S A
A LEPRECHAUN OF COURSE, IT IS. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THAT'S A LEPRECHAUN. OF COURSE, IT IS. Jimmy: THAT IS A CARTOON
TOUCAN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE NOT WELL.
Jimmy: AND THAT-- THAT IS A PIRATE I LOVE YOU ALL, BUT YOU'RE
NOT WELL [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S IN THIS
THERE'S THIS SMALL - Jimmy: I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.
OKAY, IT'S JUST AN EXPERIENCE Jimmy: YEAH
IT'S AN EXPERIENCE CAP'N CRUNCH IT'S CRUNCHY
SO, YOU HAVE TO CHEW THIS ONE. I HOPE SO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
OH, YEAH I'M CHEWING IT Jimmy: YEAH
IT'S CRUNCHY IT'S STILL IN Jimmy: YEAH
IT'S STILL THERE. Jimmy: STILL THERE. ♪
THAT, I COULD MESS WITH Jimmy: YES? REALLY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH. Jimmy: CAP'N CRUNCH
YEAH. THAT ONE'S OKAY. [ RIM SHOT ]
Jimmy: OKAY, YOU LIKE CAP'N CRUNCH DO YOU WANT TO TRY ONE LAST
ONE? THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO GIVE ME IMMEDIATE BOWEL
MOVEMENT WHAT IS THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: NO-- NO, IT'S NOT-- NONE OF THESE ARE THAT HEALTHY, I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST.
BUT THIS ONE, I FEEL LIKE-- THAT LOOKS LIKE FIBER Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE CINNAMON
NOT USUALLY, BUT I'LL GIVE IT A GO. ♪
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THIS IS CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH. THIS IS ANOTHER CRUNCH.
ARE THEY COUSINS, RELATED SOMEHOW? Jimmy: OH, BECAUSE THEY'RE
NAMED CRUNCH NOTHING - Jimmy: I NEVER PUT THE TWO
AND TWO TOGETHER, TO BE HONEST [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY COULD BE RELATED.
YEAH, CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH AND CAP'N CRUNCH MAYBE THIS IS LIKE A LIEUTENANT
OR SOMETHING YES EXACTLY.
Jimmy: SOMEONE LESS THAN CAPTAIN. IF YOU LIKE CINNAMON, THOUGH--
YOU HAVE TO LIKE - IT'S PRETTY GOOD I'M GOING TO GET IBS FROM
THIS Jimmy: NO, YOU WON'T. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
♪ OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY NOT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GIVE ME IT BACK. NO, ABSOLUTELY, I'M SO SORRY
THAT'S LIKE A-- A CHRISTMAS DECORATION [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS HORRIBLE. NO, I'M DEFINITELY - [ SPOON CLANKING ]
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT IS OUT. ALL RIGHT.
WOW. THAT GETS THE-- GET THE SPIT OUT.
ALL RIGHT. THE WINNER IS, CAP'N CRUNCH, RIGHT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW. I LOVE YOU
♪ THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG WITH US.
YOU'RE ALWAYS SO FUN I CAN TAKE YOUR NAPKIN, HERE THANK YOU SO-- THIS WAS
OKAY Jimmy: YEAH I WAS GENUINELY NOT EVEN
LYING. I DIDN'T MIND IT Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU DID
THIS THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU'RE SO WELCOME
Jimmy: CAP'N CRUNCH I'M SAD I DIDN'T LIKE THE ONE WITH THE LEPRECHAUN, SINCE
THAT'S TECHNICALLY NEAR AND WHERE I'M FROM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH YOU'RE ALWAYS DOWN FOR DOING SOMETHING FUN.
I APPRECIATE THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT, BY THE WAY, THIS MOVIE?
I LIKE SEEING YOU IN A COMEDY. OH, ME TOO. I KNOW
Jimmy: 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE DRAMATIC YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR
BUT YOU'RE VERY FUNNY IF YOU GET-- IF YOU KNOW YOU YEAH.
Jimmy: I MEAN, IF YOU FOLLOW YOUR ACCOUNTS-- YOUR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNTS ARE SO FUN.
OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH Jimmy: YOU'RE FUNNY YEAH, IT WAS REALLY NICE.
AND, LIKE, CHARLIE DAY IS SO FUNNY. AND MY DAUGHTER SAYS, YOU KNOW,
"BEFORE I AM YOUR DAUGHTER, I AM A CHARLIE DAY FAN." WHICH KIND OF SUCKED
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: LIKE, WOW. YEAH.
Jimmy: WOW. SHE'S LOVED HIM - Jimmy: BUT THE CAST IS
ALL-STAR CAST. IT'S INSANE Jimmy: CHARLIE DAY,
JASON SUDEIKIS ALL THE GREAT JASONS. ANY JASON--
Jimmy: JASON BATEMAN. YEAH. Jimmy: ANYONE NAMED JASON IS
ALLOWED IN THIS MOVIE. ALL THE REALLY COOL JASONS ARE IN IT.
YEAH Jimmy: YEAH, THE BEST JASONS ARE IN THIS MOVIE.
BUT YOU ALSO HAVE JOHN MALKOVICH YES
AND WE HAVE-- Jimmy: YOU HAVE KEN JEONG YOU HAVE ADRIEN BRODY.
EDIE FALCO. Jimmy: EDIE FALCO ADRIEN BRODY, BY THE WAY, VERY
FUNNY IN THIS. SUPER FUNNY AND, AGAIN, I WAS APPROACH--
AND ALSO, JUST TAKE A MOMENT-- WE HAVE RAY LIOTTA, WHO PASSED AND I'M SO SAD, 'CAUSE I'VE
KNOWN HIM A LONG TIME. Jimmy: I LOVE RAY LIOTTA. I LOVE HIM, AND HE'S BRILLIANT
IN THIS. Jimmy: YEAH BUT, YES, ADRIEN DOESN'T
COME OFF LIKE HE'S GOING TO BE A BARREL OF LAUGHS EITHER. HE'S LIKE ME
Jimmy: YEAH BUT HE IS HE'S HILARIOUS
Jimmy: HILARIOUS. HILARIOUS Jimmy: AND HOW WAS
CHARLIE DAY? 'CAUSE HE DIRECTED IT AS WELL. AMAZING
HE DIRECTED. YEAH, SO HE WAS VERY BUSY RUNNING ABOUT--
Jimmy: YEAH-- ON HIS LITTLE LEGS [ LAUGHTER ]
AND-- AND-- YEAH. HE WAS GREAT
HE DOESN'T SPEAK IN THE MOVIE. SO THE MOVIE IS-- BASICALLY KEN JEONG IS A VERY DOWN ON HIS
LUCK PUBLICIST WHO WANTS TO, KIND OF, BREAK INTO HOLLYWOOD. AND THERE'S A TRICKY, DIFFICULT
ACTOR WHO WON'T COME OUT OF HIS TRAILER. AND THEY MANAGE TO FIND SOMEONE
WHO'S KIND OF MUTE, AND NOT REALLY QUITE RIGHT, IN A MENTAL ASYLUM, WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE
THIS ACTOR SO, THEY, SORT OF, THROW HIM INTO THE MOVIE, PRETENDING THAT
HE'S THIS MOVIE STAR AND HE'S-- HE NEVER REALLY GETS TO SAY ANYTHING
IT'S 'CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS TALKING SO MUCH. SO, HE-- HE DOESN'T SPEAK AT
ALL IN THE MOVIE Jimmy: YEAH SO, IT'S HIS, KIND OF,
CHAPLIN THING. DON'T BE PUT OFF BY THAT, 'CAUSE IT IS REALLY FUNNY.
AND I'M HIS, KIND OF, HORRIFIC MOVIE STAR CO-STAR, WHO THEN IMMEDIATELY WANTS TO MARRY HIM
AND ADOPT CHILDREN AND-- Jimmy: IT'S-- IT'S FUNNY
IT'S FANTASTIC IT'S VERY CLEVER AS WE ALL DO.
Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S KATE BECKINSALE AND
CHARLIE DAY IN "FOOL'S PARADISE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
WIFE, RIGHT. AND I CAN'T HAVE HIM SMILING
LADDIE-- LADDIE, NO NO SMILING THE SCRIPT SAYS LOOK
SORROWFUL. SO - JUST DO NOTHING
IT DOESN'T SAY DO NOTHING IT ACTUALLY SAYS LOOK SORROWFUL, IF YOU HAVE THE
SIDES. ELAINE. I'M JUST GONNA--
BILL, IS IT MY CLOTHES? MY HAIR? IS IT THE FACT THAT'S WE'S
COUSINS? HE'S BLINKING NOW LOOK AT-- LOOK AT HER
LOOK AT HER. HER. YEAH, LOOK AT THE-- THE
PRETTY, DIRTY LADY YES! HAVE IT YOUR WAY, BILLY
I HATE YOUR GUTS ANYWAY. [ SPIT-TAKE [ AUDIENCE OOHS
NOW SHE'S DOING IT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: KATE BECKINSALE. "FOOL'S PARADISE" IS IN THEATERS, MAY 12th
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ MY ISSUE IS THAT THEY DON'T
HAVE THE SAME DUCK SAUCE THAT WE HAVE HERE IN NEW YORK [ LAUGHTER ]
AT ALL THEY DON'T Jimmy: IN THE PACKETS
SO I TRAVEL WITH MY OWN DUCK SAUCE. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOU TRAVEL WITH YOUR OWN DUCK SAUCE YES
AND, LIKE, I'M NOT KIDDING, LIKE - THIS IS REAL [ BLEEP ]
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A THREE-TIME EMMY NOMINEE FOR
HIS WORK ON "THE OFFICE. THIS IS HIS NEW BOOK CALLED "SOUL BOOM: WHY WE NEED
A SPIRITUAL REVOLUTION," WHICH IS OUT TOMORROW. YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM IN THE
SERIES "RAINN WILSON AND THE GEOGRAPHY OF BLISS," WHICH PREMIERES MAY 18th, EXCLUSIVELY
ON PEACOCK PLEASE WELCOME, RAINN WILSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: RAINN WILSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DO YOU SEE THIS
Jimmy: RAINN WILSON WAIT A MINUTE Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
THEY LOVE YOU, COME ON WAIT A MINUTE DID KATE -
Jimmy: STANDING OVATION DID KATE BECKINSALE GET A A STANDING OVATION
Jimmy: THERE WERE-- NO, NO THEY LEFT. THEY LEFT, THEY WERE WAITING
FOR YOU-- THEY LEFT THEY GOT POPCORN IN THE LOBBY.
Jimmy: KATE-- KATE-- KATE DID GET A STANDING OVATION OH.
Jimmy: BUT YOU, RAINN, ARE SPECIAL. OH.
Jimmy: 'CAUSE YOU GOT ONE NOW. OH, OKAY, GREAT
GREAT. Jimmy: RAINN, IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THE NEW BOOK
THANK YOU SO MUCH Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THIS
[ CHEERS ] I AM SO - THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WILL THE BOOK GET A STANDING OVATION, IS MY QUESTION.
Jimmy: YES, THE BOOK'LL GET A STANDING OVATION, YES. YEAH, I WORKED THREE AND
A HALF YEARS ON THIS SUCKER. YEAH, I'M EXCITED TO RELEASE IT TO THE WORLD
Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, BUT FIRST I WANTED TO MENTION SOMETHING THAT I
THOUGHT-- MADE ME HAPPY 'CAUSE YOU WERE ON A FLIGHT FROM BOSTON-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT? Audience: YEAH. Jimmy: FROM BOSTON TO L.A
AND HERE'S-- WELL, DO YOU WANT TO TELL THE STORY? I DON'T REMEMBER THE STORY
I'LL TELL THE STORY SO, FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T SEE, IT WAS A VERY SLOW NEWS DAY.
THIS WAS LIKE, FRONT PAGE NEWS Jimmy: NO, NO, IT WAS GREAT [ LAUGHTER ]
IT MADE US FEEL GOOD I WAS ON A FLIGHT FROM BOSTON TO L.A.
AND-- SO, IT WAS FIVE AND A A HALF HOURS-- SITTING NEXT TO A GENTLEMAN WHO, FOR THE ENTIRE
FLIGHT, WATCHED EPISODES OF "THE OFFICE," BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK
[ APPLAUSE ] AND I WAS, LIKE, "WHAT DO I DO DO I TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT?
YOU KNOW, HOW DO I INTERACT WITH HIM ABOUT--" YOU KNOW, "SHOULD I EVEN SAY
ANYTHING?" I HAD MY COVID MASK ON, SO I WAS INCOGNITO.
AND THEN I KIND OF NUDGED HIM-- Jimmy: WAIT, BUT HE HAD NO
IDEA NO IDEA THE WHOLE FLIGHT
Jimmy: FIVE AND A-- THE WHOLE FLIGHT THE WHOLE FLIGHT, YEP
SO, I NUDGED HIM TOWARDS THE END, AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "UH, SO, YOU SEEM TO LIKE THAT SHOW
A LOT. AND HE'S LIKE, "YEAH." AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I HEARD
IT KIND OF SUCKS." [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'S LIKE, "WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT KIND OF STARTS SLOW IN SEASON ONE YOU'VE GOT TO USED TO IT, BUT
YOU'LL WARM INTO IT. AND I WAS SLOWLY, SLOWLY LOWERING MY MASK -
Jimmy: OOH. LIKE ONE OF THOSE FRENCH GIRLS, YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, THE FIRST
SEASON'S KIND OF SLOW, HUH?" AND HE'S LIKE, YEAH. AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, AND YOU
HAVE TO-- IT TAKES A LITTLE WHILE TO WARM INTO THE CHARACTERS?"
AND THEN IT TOOK HIM LIKE 47 SECONDS OF TALKING TO ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT WAS ONE OF THOSE, LIKE, FACE MELTING--
[ IMITATES EXPLOSION ] [ LAUGHTER ] BRAIN EXPLOSIONS
Jimmy: "OH, MY GOD. I WAS SITTING NEXT TO DWIGHT THE WHOLE TIME."
AND WE BONDED, AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. Jimmy: AND THEN YOU TOLD
HIM-- AND THEN YOU SAID, "CAN I POST THIS? AND HE SAID YES.
YEAH, YEP, YEP, YEP Jimmy: AND IT WENT UBER VIRAL.
THE REST IS HISTORY Jimmy: YEAH LET'S JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
REAL QUICK THERE I AM. THERE'S THE MASK
I WAS TRYING TO SURREPTITIOUSLY DO THIS SO HE WOULDN'T SEE ME. SO, I WAS WAITING UNTIL HE WAS
LEANING FORWARD. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
Jimmy: WAS HE EATING CAP'N CRUNCH CAP'N CRUNCH.
Jimmy: HE WAS EATING CAP'N CRUNCH YES, YES.
Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS FANTASTIC, BY THE WAY. "SOUL BOOM." YEAH.
Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHAT IT-- WHAT IT'S ABOUT, REALLY
YEAH, YOU KNOW, SO, YOU KNOW, THE FIRST CHAPTER IS, LIKE, "WHY IN THE HELL IS THE
GUY WHO PLAYED DWIGHT WRITING A BOOK ON SPIRITUALITY?" AND I DO HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I
DO KIND OF HAVE A SECRET INNER OPRAH. AND I LOVE TOPICS OF
SPIRITUALITY AND MYSTICISM AND RELIGION AND I THINK THEY'RE REALLY
IMPORTANT TOPICS AND IT'S A CRUCIAL TIME FOR US TO DIVE INTO SOME BIG SPIRITUAL
IDEAS. YOU KNOW, THE WORLD IS HURTING AND SPIRITUAL TOOLS ARE THERE
FOR OUR PERSONAL AND SOCIAL TRANSFORMATION AND IT'S AN IMPORTANT
CONVERSATION Jimmy: SO IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT RELIGION
NO, IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT RELIGION IT'S MORE ABOUT SPIRITUALITY,
AND SPIRITUAL TOOLS. BUT I TALK ABOUT, YOU KNOW, LOTS OF BIG TOPICS LIKE LIFE,
DEATH, THE MEANING OF LIFE, THE SOUL, SUFFERING, SACREDNESS. AND BY, YOU KNOW-- TO TRY AND
COAX SOME BIG QUESTIONS OUT OF PEOPLE Jimmy: YEAH
IT'S VERY FUNNY, BECAUSE IT'S WRITTEN BY YOU YES, IT'S FUNNY TOO
Jimmy: BUT IT'S ALSO-- IT MAKES YOU THINK AND ASKS SOME TOUGH QUESTIONS AND HAS SOME,
LIKE, SOME NICE SOLUTIONS TO IT I-- ONE OF THEM, I-- TOOK
AWAY FROM THIS-- I WAS GLANCING THROUGH IT. YEAH.
Jimmy: ONE WAS THAT-- TO JUST SAY THAT YOU-- TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM--
YEAH. Jimmy:-- EVERY DAY YEAH.
EVERY DAY. Jimmy: AND THAT YOU APPRECIATE THEM.
YES Jimmy: ANYONE THE ACT OF GRATITUDE HAS
BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO HAVE SUCH AN INCREDIBLE AFFECT ON YOUR OWN PERSONAL HAPPINESS,
TO EXPRESS GRATITUDE SO, TO TELL SOMEONE THAT YOU LOVE THEM AND TO TELL THEM
SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE GRATEFUL TO THEM FOR, WILL REALLY BENEFIT YOUR OWN HAPPINESS, AND
IT'LL DEFINITELY BENEFIT THEIRS IT'S ONE SIMPLE TAKE AWAY
EVERYONE CAN DO EVERY SINGLE DAY. Jimmy: I LOVE THAT, BUDDY
THAT'S REALLY COOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATS ON THIS
IT'S A BIG DEAL. I ALSO WANT TO MENTION YOUR NEW SERIES ON PEACOCK CALLED
"RAINN WILSON AND THE GEOGRAPHY OF BLISS." IT PREMIERES MAY 18th ON
PEACOCK. TELL EVERYBODY WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
I'M INTRIGUED ABOUT THIS AS WELL WELL, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF
CELEBRITIES TRAVELING THE WORLD AND SAMPLING DELICIOUS FOODS BUT I AM TRAVELING THE WORLD
LOOKING FOR HAPPINESS. Jimmy: YEAH YEAH.
Jimmy: BUT LIKE - [ APPLAUSE ] AW.
Jimmy: YEAH, NO THAT-- THAT'S THE REACTION, YEAH. I FEEL THAT WAY.
YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: WHERE'D YOU TRAVEL WE WENT TO-- WE WENT TO
ICELAND. I WENT TO GHANA AND WEST AFRICA, BULGARIA
Jimmy: WHAT'D YOU LEARN IN ICELAND? ICELAND, OH, MY GOSH, THE
ICELANDERS HAVE AN AMAZING CONNECTION TO NATURE, AND THEY LOVE TO BE IN NATURE
THEY LOVE TO BE NAKED IN NATURE A LOT. BUT THEY REALLY-- LIKE, NO ONE
IN ICELAND BELIEVES IN GOD, BUT THEY BELIEVE-- LIKE, 80% OF THEM BELIEVE IN FAIRIES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHY NOT? YEAH, FOR REAL.
Jimmy: AND THEY ARE HAPPY BELIEVE IN LIKE, LITTLE MYSTERIOUS MYSTICAL WOODLAND
CREATURES. AND THEY'RE VERY HAPPY YEAH, I LEARNED A TON.
Jimmy: I-- THE SHOW IS VERY INTERESTING. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP.
HERE'S RAINN WILSON IN ICELAND, FOR "RAINN WILSON AND THE
GEOGRAPHY OF BLISS." TAKE A LOOK.
WHOO-HOO!
GOOD TO SEE YOU. AH. AH.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING I DON'T WANT TO BE THIS COLD
I WANT TO DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE. I FEEL YOU, YEAH. AND, UM, I'M-- I'M SCARED.
OKAY. OKAY. THAT'S OKAY
OKAY. YOU'RE ONLY GOAL, NOW, IS TO GO IN THIS OCEAN AND SURRENDER
BUT IF YOU TELL YOUR BODY, "I'M OKAY"-- BECAUSE YOU-- YOU-- WITH YOUR
NERVOUS SYSTEM AND YOUR HAT, YOU CONTROL EVERYTHING WHAT YOUR BODY WANTS TO DO, SO--
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OKAY. YEAH?
MY NERVOUS SYSTEM AND MY HAT. MM-HM
OKAY, GOOD. I LOVE IT. Jimmy: YEAH
AND SHE-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND SHE WAS RIGHT.
YEAH. Jimmy: AND SHE WAS RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
Jimmy: RAINN WILSON, EVERYBODY. "SOUL BOOM" IS AVAILABLE
TOMORROW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. CONGRATULATIONS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
KNOWN AS THE KING OF BACHATA, AND HIS MUSIC HAS BEEN STREAMED OVER 30 BILLION TIMES.
BILLION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HIS LATEST ALBUM, "FORMULA,
VOL. 3" IS OUT RIGHT NOW PLEASE WELCOME ROMEO SANTOS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLEASE WELCOME ROMEO SANTOS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT,
BUDDY. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Jimmy: YOU LOOK SHARP IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, PAL HOW'S IT GOING?
Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING? IT'S DOING GREAT YOU'VE-- YOU'VE HAD A LOT
GOING ON THESE PAST FEW MONTHS YOU RELEASED YOUR NEW ALBUM IN SEPTEMBER.
CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: NUMBER ONE NOT TOO SHABBY YOU ALSO RECENTLY ANNOUNCED
THAT YOU HAD ANOTHER CHILD CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOUR-- YOUR KIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEARD IN THE INTRO OF
THE ALBUM. YES, YES. AND I-- WELL, MY FOUR-MONTH--
IT WAS LIKE SORT OF A SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE I DIDN'T-- JUST REVEALED IT
YOU KNOW, AND MOST OF MY FANS-- I WOULD SAY A GOOD PORTION-- DID NOT PICK UP, YOU
KNOW, ON THE HEARTBEAT Jimmy: WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WOULD GUESS-- DID
PEOPLE ACTUALLY GUESS THAT THE HEARTBEAT IS YOUR NEW BABY I DO HAVE SOME FANS
Jimmy: ONE PERSON HERE RECOGNIZED IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU KNEW THAT? THAT'S A BABY Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S A -
YEAH I MEAN, WELL, LISTEN-- LISTEN TO THE OTHER-- YOUR OTHER
CHILDREN SPEAK YOU'LL HEAR-- AFTER YOU HEAR "DA DA," LISTEN.
♪ DA DA [ DISTORTED HEARTBEAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, HAVEN'T-- DO YOU HAVE KIDS
Jimmy: YES, I DO. YOU HAVE KIDS OKAY, MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME
SOME ADVICE. MY 4-YEAR-OLD, VALENTINO - YOU KNOW HOW THERE'S PHILOSOPHY
THAT KIDS ARE A PRODUCT OF THEIR ENVIRONMENT? Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY TRUE YOU KNOW, OUR HOUSEHOLD, NOTHING BUT LOVE, GREAT ENERGY
AND HE'S EXTREMELY MISBEHAVED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE GET
COMPLAINTS FROM SCHOOL HE HAS HIS INFAMOUS LINE HE'S LIKE--
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] WHICH MEANS, "I DON'T WANT YOU.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S-- IT'S PRETTY BAD. IT'S PRETTY BAD.
Jimmy: REALLY THAT'S - YEAH, YEAH.
Jimmy: HE'S GOING TO BE FINE I MEAN, HE'S GOT YOU AS A DAD,
COME ON, BUD CAN WE TALK ABOUT-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THE "FORMULA" ALBUMS THEY'RE FANTASTIC. THE LAST ONE WAS ON THE
BILLBOARD CHARTS FOR 400-SOMETHING-- 420 WEEKS OR SOMETHING CRAZY.
YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT Jimmy: IS THAT-- UNBELIEVABLE-- YOU'VE GOT -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "VOL. 3"-- GREAT COLLABORATIONS
I DON'T WANT TO NAME NAMES, BUT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, WHATEVER. [ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS
I-- WHAT WAS JUSTIN LIKE? OH, MAN, WHAT AN EXPERIENCE, A GREAT EXPERIENCE
I CAN TELL YOU THAT PRIOR TO, UM, SHOWING HIM THE RECORD, I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST GOING TO
LAY DOWN VOCALS, YOU KNOW, PROBABLY CHANGE A FEW VERSES, MELODIES
THIS GUY JUST, YOU KNOW, DISSECTED THE SONG, AND REPRODUCED IT, AND WAS TELLING
ME HOW TO SING THE SONG. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND HE MADE IT MUCH BETTER, SO,
HE'S - Jimmy: HE'S KIND OF AMAZING A TRUE PRODUCER, A TRUE
PRODUCER Jimmy: HE'S A MAGICIAN, RIGHT?
YES, YES. Jimmy: HE GOES, "NO, THAT, AND DO THAT.
I MEAN, WE'VE DONE BITS WITH HIM ON THE SHOW, AND HE'S A-- HE'S AMAZING, HE'S AMAZING.
Jimmy: PERFECTIONIST. SHOUTOUT TO J.T Jimmy: OH, SHOUTOUT TO J.T.,
YEAH GOLF CHAMPION, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ALSO, THERE'S SOME GREAT COMEDIANS.
KATT WILLIAMS. WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO PUT COMEDIANS ON THE ALBUM
I MEAN, IT'S JUST-- I LOVE COMEDY Jimmy: YEAH
I WANTED TO MAKE IT VERY PERSONAL I STARTED WITH "FORMULA,
VOL. 1," I HAD GEORGE LOPEZ. "VOL. 2," I HAD KEVIN HART JUST WANTED TO CONTINUE WITH
THE SAME CONCEPT Jimmy: YEAH IS THIS THE LAST OF THE
"FORMULA" ALBUMS WILL THERE BE A "FORMULA--" HELL YEAH, HELL YEAH, HELL
YEAH, HELL YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS-- YOU KNOW, MY FANS--
DO I HAVE ANY FANS IN THE AUDIENCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LISTEN, YOU-- YOU GUYS ENJOY THE ALBUMS AND, YOU KNOW, THE SUPPORT IS
AMAZING. I RESPECT THAT YOU EMBRACE ME THE WAY YOU DO
BUT A LOT OF WORK GOES INTO THIS [ LAUGHTER ]
AND IT'S VERY STRESSFUL. Jimmy: BUT I MEAN, ARE WE SAYING, "FORMULA," IF THERE IS
A "VOL. 4," THERE'S OTHER COMEDIANS OUT THERE THAT WOULD LOVE -
NO, SURE. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT A LOT OF WORK GOES INTO
THIS Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND, A LOT OF WORK.
BUT IT'S NOT THAT HARD WHEN YOU GET THE RIGHT-- IT'S OVERWHELMING TO PRODUCE
THESE. Jimmy: YOU GET THE RIGHT COMEDIAN, GET IN THERE
ALL RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU'RE IN AND OUT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. Jimmy: PEOPLE WANT TO SEE IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW, I DO WANT TO ASK YOU, 'CAUSE YOU'RE VERY -
ALWAYS BEEN GREAT TO US, AND VERY NICE TO US, AND VERY HUMBLED, AND HAVE A GREAT TEAM
AS WELL, WHEN YOU COME WE LOVE EVERYBODY HERE BUT, HOW DO YOU DO THAT WHEN
YOU SELL OUT YANKEE STADIUM AND STUFF? I MEAN, THAT'S INSANE.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF, LIKE, PREP AND, YOU KNOW, ORCHESTRATING, LIKE, THESE TYPE
OF SHOWS SO, YOU DON'T GET TO REALLY, LIKE-- YOU'RE NOT, YOU KNOW,
ON STAGE LIKE, "OH, I SOLD THIS OUT. WOW.
$60-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, YOU
KNOW Jimmy: NO BUT DO-- DO YOU MISS NEW YORK
WHEN YOU GO ON THE ROAD? I DO VERY MUCH. VERY MUCH.
Jimmy: YEAH WHAT-- WHAT THINGS OF NEW YORK DO YOU REALLY MISS
THIS IS GOING TO SOUND FUNNY, BUT THE FOOD, YOU KNOW? I LOVE THE FOOD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I LOVE CHINESE FOOD. AND MY ISSUE IS THAT THEY DON'T
HAVE THE SAME DUCK SAUCE THAT WE HAVE HERE IN NEW YORK [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY DON'T THEY DON'T Jimmy: IN THE PACKETS
SO, I TRAVEL WITH MY OWN DUCK SAUCE [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOU TRAVEL WITH YOUR OWN DUCK SAUCE YES
AND, LIKE, I'M NOT-- I'M NOT KIDDING. LIKE, THIS IS REAL [ BLEEP ]
YOU KNOW [ APPLAUSE ]
I'M READY. Jimmy: THIS IS-- YOU GET THE--
[ CHEERS ] THIS IS THE REAL DUCK SAUCE THAT YOU GET FROM YOUR -
YEAH. Jimmy:-- FAVORITE CHINESE RESTAURANT HERE IN
NEW YORK CITY? YES Jimmy: AND YOU TRAVEL WITH
IT YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A BAG BACKSTAGE-- A ZIPLOC BAG FULL
OF DUCK SAUCE. TRUE-- THIS IS TRUE. I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP
Jimmy: FOR REAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE, I TRAVEL WITH MY OWN
DUCK SAUCE, AND MY OWN KETCHUP Jimmy: AND YOUR OWN KETCHUP, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH. I LOVE THAT YOU TRAVEL WITH THE DUCK SAUCE
I JUST FIGURED SINCE YOU'RE ON YOUR WORLD TOUR RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE BRINGING IT TO THE STATES
AS WELL, BACK TO AMERICA YES YES.
Jimmy: I WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY SO, WE ACTUALLY GOT YOU A GIANT
BASKET OF DUCK SAUCE THERE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS IS FOR YOU, BUDDY
THIS IS FOR YOU. ROMEO SANTOS, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"FORMULA, VOL. 3" IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. ROMEO IS PERFORMING FOR US,
AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Jimmy: PERFORMING "SOLO CONMIGO" AND "SUEGRA,"
FROM HIS PLATINUM ALBUM "FORMULA, VOL. 3," ONCE AGAIN, THE KING OF BACHATA,
ROMEO SANTOS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ SINGING IN SPANISH ] ♪ ♪
[ SINGING IN SPANISH ] ♪ [ SINGING IN SPANISH ]
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ROMEO SANTOS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON, BUD THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. "FORMULA, VOL. 3" IS OUT NOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KATE BECKINSALE, RAINN WILSON, ROMEO SANTOS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪