1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:15,749 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:23,757 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:26,926 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SIENNA MILLER, 4 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:32,165 NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU, GABRIEL BASSO, COMEDIAN RYAN HAMILTON 5 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:37,737 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1837 6 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:44,744 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:45,945 --> 00:00:58,024 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:08,868 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH WELCOME, EVERYBODY 9 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:12,605 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:17,644 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WELCOME 11 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,080 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY GUYS, THIS IS FUN. 12 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:26,286 TOMORROW IS EARTH DAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 13 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:29,789 AND FOR EVERYONE WHO WENT A LITTLE TOO HARD ON 4/20, IT'S COME BACK TO EARTH DAY 14 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:33,293 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, TOMORROW IS EARTH DAY. 15 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:36,129 RIGHT NOW THE EARTH IS LIKE, "SO I GET A DAY BUT SHARKS GET A WEEK?" 16 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:39,833 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON 17 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:44,771 ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, MITCH McCONNELL IS THE LEAST POPULAR SENATOR IN THE U.S., 18 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:48,108 WITH ONLY A 28% APPROVAL RATING YEAH, WELL, I THINK SOME OTHER 19 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,944 SENATORS FEEL BAD FOR McCONNELL SO THEY REACHED OUT WITH WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT 20 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:54,214 FOR EXAMPLE, SENATOR JAMES LANKFORD SAID, "KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, MITCH 21 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:57,817 AT LEAST YOU DON'T GET CALLED 'YAWN WEASLEY' ON A DAILY BASIS. 22 00:01:57,817 --> 00:02:01,788 [ LAUGHTER ] SENATOR CORY BOOKER SAID, "YOU THINK THAT'S BAD 23 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:08,895 EARLIER TODAY SOMEONE CALLED ME 'GRIN DIESEL.' [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:13,700 AND THEN-- THEN SENATOR PETER WELCH SAID, "YOU THINK THAT'S BAD 25 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:19,172 EVEN MY WIFE CALLS ME 'DIET TED DANSON.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 26 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:23,443 THEN SENATOR JON OSSOFF SAID, "YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? I'M LITERALLY EVERY GUY FROM A 27 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:27,280 A HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE MASHED INTO ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,684 THEN SENATOR ROGER MARSHALL SAID, "YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? I CAN'T SMILE OUTSIDE OR I 29 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:35,588 MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY BLIND NEARBY PILOTS." [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:38,892 THEN SENATOR BOB MENENDEZ SAID, "YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? A DAY DOESN'T GO BY WITHOUT 31 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:44,698 SOMEONE ASKING IF I'M THE OLD GUY FROM 'UP.' [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:47,734 Steve: PEOPLE ARE CRUEL Jimmy: AND FINALLY, SENATOR JON TESTER SAID, "YOU THINK 33 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:50,603 THAT'S BAD I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY BARBER'S WIFE AND I THINK HE 34 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:55,742 FOUND OUT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WOW. 35 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:59,813 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: THEY'RE TRYING TO HELP 36 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:03,183 WELL, HERE'S SOME BIG POLITICAL NEWS I READ THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN IS 37 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:08,054 PLANNING TO ANNOUNCE HIS RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN NEXT WEEK DOES BIDEN EVEN NEED TO 38 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:10,623 CAMPAIGN I MEAN, HE'S RUN FOR PRESIDENT THREE TIMES, WHO'S GONNA BE 39 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:14,361 LIKE, "I GOT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS GUY?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 40 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,896 YEP, THE ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE EARLY NEXT WEEK. BIDEN SAID, "BEFORE GETTING 41 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:21,067 DOWN TO BUSINESS I JUST WANT TO ENJOY COACHELLA. [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:25,305 WELL, SPEAKING OF COACHELLA, TODAY THE FINAL WEEKEND KICKED OFF. 43 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:28,074 YEP, SO BETWEEN COACHELLA AND THE NEW "SUPER MARIO" MOVIE, IT'S BEEN A BIG MONTH FOR 44 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:34,714 MUSHROOMS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 45 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:37,684 EXCITED FOR THE SECOND WEEKEND OF COACHELLA I ACTUALLY JUST SAW AN AD FOR 46 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:38,718 IT CHECK THIS OUT 47 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:42,489 THIS YEAR'S COACHELLA HAS THE MOST PACKED LINE UP. BAD BUNNY, BLACKPINK, 48 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:44,290 BLINK-182, BJORK, BOYGENIUS, BURNA BOY, BLONDIE AND BECKY G, BETTY BOOP, BJORN BORG AND BOB 49 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,092 BARKER, BLINK PINK BUNNY BOY BOY BOY, BJORK BORG B-B-BARKER, BUCA DI BEPPO, BEBEBE, BOBOBO, 50 00:03:46,092 --> 00:04:00,540 BA-DA-BA-BA-BA, B-B-B-B-B-BB-B-B-BAD-- ♪ 51 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:03,043 AND OF COURSE, WET LEG SPONSORED BY BATH SALTS AND BUILD A BEAR 52 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:05,178 Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF LETTERS. B-B-B-B. 53 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:11,618 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: THAT'S A BAND NAME Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, PEOPLE ARE 54 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:15,355 TALKING ABOUT THIS I HEARD THAT KYLIE JENNER AND TIMOTHEE CHALAMET ARE DATING 55 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:20,960 [ RECORD SCRATCH ] SAY WHAT? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 56 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,296 Jimmy: YES. YES, APPARENTLY THEY'VE BEEN SNEAKING AROUND FOR MONTHS, 57 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:28,501 WITH SOURCES SAYING KYLIE HAS MOSTLY BEEN HANGING OUT AT HIS HOUSE. 58 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:35,075 SAY WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NOT ONLY THAT, BUT 59 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:37,677 THERE ARE REPORTS THAT THE TWO WERE SEEN KISSING BACKSTAGE AT COACHELLA. 60 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:41,681 SAY WHAT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND THAT'S NOT ALL, 61 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:45,085 AFTER THAT I HEARD THEY MIGHT EVEN GO ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH KENDALL JENNER AND BAD BUNNY 62 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:49,956 ENOUGH, JIMMY, ENOUGH I CAN'T IT IT'S TOO MUCH GOSSIP 63 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:56,196 [ EXPLOSION ♪ STOP STOP I CAN'T TAK IT NO MORE SAY WHAT SAY WHAT 64 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:58,598 I CAN'T TAKE IT NO ♪ ♪ STOP STOP I DON'T WAN TO HEAR IT NEWS LIKE THI 65 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:05,038 GONNA MAKE YA SAY WHAT ♪ [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: FINALLY I SAW THAT 66 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:09,242 CARNIVAL BANNED TWO CRUISE PASSENGERS BECAUSE THEY WERE CAUGHT FISHING FROM THE BALCONY 67 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:15,582 IN THEIR ROOM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] UNFORTUNATELY THEIR ROOM 68 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:19,786 OVERLOOKED THE POOL. BUT THEY DID PRETTY WELL THEY CAUGHT SIX RETIREES AND A 69 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:25,058 A CRAPPY MAGICIAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 70 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:28,762 LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES. COME ON. 71 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:28,795 NOTES. COME ON. 72 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:36,269 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 73 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:40,073 Jimmy: GUYS, TODAY IS FRIDAY AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF. 74 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:43,510 YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS AND OF COURSE I SEND OUT THANK YOU 75 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:46,112 NOTES. AND I WAS RUNNING-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 76 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:49,849 - RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY, SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO 77 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,252 WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW. IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU? 78 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:56,289 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC PLEASE? 79 00:05:56,289 --> 00:06:04,731 ♪ OH, THERE YOU GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 80 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:07,901 WHOA Steve: IT'S LIKE A DOG HEAD Jimmy: THANK YOU, 81 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:13,273 RON DeSANTIS' ONGOING FEUD WITH DISNEYWORLD, FOR MAKING EVEN PARENTS SAY, "LET IT GO! 82 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:23,249 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ THANK YOU, WEED GUMMIES, FOR 83 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:28,922 COMING IN TWO VARIETIES, BARELY FEEL IT OR ENTER THE 11th DIMENSION. 84 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:40,100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: JIMMY. ♪ 85 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:45,071 Jimmy: THANK YOU, "SUPER MARIO BROTHERS" MOVIE FOR BEING EXPECTED TO MAKE A BILLION 86 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:49,509 DOLLARS, OR IN MARIO TERMS - [ COIN CLINKING [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 87 00:06:49,509 --> 00:07:00,120 ♪ THANK YOU, EARTH DAY, FOR SOUNDING LIKE SOMEONE'S 88 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,756 SUPPRESSING A BURP WHILE SAYING THE WORD "BIRTHDAY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 89 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:10,196 EARTH DAY. HAPPY EARTH DAY. Steve: EARTH DAY. 90 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:14,901 ♪ Jimmy: THANK YOU, SPACEX STARSHIP, FOR BEING A FAILED 91 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:20,807 ROCKET LAUNCH, BUT A SUPER SUCCESSFUL FIREWORKS LAUNCH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 92 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:24,044 Steve: OH Jimmy: OH, AH OH, AH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE 93 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:27,047 OH, AH Steve: DA DA DA DA DA DA. Jimmy: NO, THAT ONE'S MY 94 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:31,051 FAVORITE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ 95 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:34,521 THANK YOU, ARTISTS, FOR CREATING THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL MUSIC, PAINTINGS AND 96 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:43,730 SUBWAY SANDWICHES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 97 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:47,334 THANK YOU, ALARM CLOCKS, FOR WEARING NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES 98 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,969 OH, THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYONE, THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. 99 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,172 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SIENNA MILLER. COME ON BACK 100 00:07:52,172 --> 00:08:05,051 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ 101 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:35,615 YOU CANNOT LOOK HAPPY-- Jimmy: NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 102 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:40,053 Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS. YOU CAN CATCH HER IN THE SERIES 103 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:44,057 FINALE OF "EXTRAPOLATIONS," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON APPLE TV PLUS. 104 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:49,462 PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, SIENNA MILLER! 105 00:08:54,067 --> 00:09:06,012 ♪ HELLO Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, WELCOME 106 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,682 BACK I MIGHT AS WELL MOVE IN Jimmy: I LOVE HAVING YOU 107 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,650 HERE I LOVE IT TOO Jimmy: HOW IS YOUR DAUGHTER 108 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,852 HOW SHE'S DOING? SHE'S PRETTY GREAT. Jimmy: MARLOWE. 109 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,821 MARLOWE SHE'S 10 Jimmy: SHE'S 10 110 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:17,457 IT HAPPENED LIKE THAT Jimmy: IT REALLY DOES IT REALLY DOES, BUT SHE'S 111 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,626 AMAZING. Jimmy: WE SPOILED HER LAST TIME SHE WAS HERE. 112 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:24,564 SHE CAME WITH YOU, BUT WE HAD PUPPIES ON THE SHOW. AND SHE WAS LIKE, "WHAT? 113 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:28,835 AND SHE JUST STAYED IN HER ROOM WITH LIKE 15 PUPPIES SHE'S LIKE, "THIS IS THE BEST 114 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:31,137 SHOW EVER. I TELL HER I'M GOING TO WORK 115 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:34,407 EVERY TIME SHE COMES, SHE'S LIKE LOOKING AT ME, "THIS IS NOT WORK." 116 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,477 SURROUNDED WITH PUPPIES. Jimmy: WE'RE PLAYING WITH PUPPIES. 117 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,879 "YOU CAN'T FOOL ME ANYMORE. Jimmy: ARE YOU STILL DOING THE THING WHERE YOU PLAY AN 118 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:43,149 ALBUM A WEEK FOR HER SO WE DID THAT FOR A LONG TIME 119 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:46,653 AND NOW THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTH THAT I COULD MAKE HER SIT THROUGH AN ALBUM A WEEK. 120 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:50,490 SHE'S GOT GREAT MUSIC TASTE, AND I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT I HAD A HAND IN THAT THROUGH 121 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:53,460 THE EARLY-- Jimmy: SHE'S TAKEN OVER NOW SHE'S TAKEN OVER, AND IT'S 122 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,962 A ROLE REVERSE SHE ACTUALLY EDUCATES ME ABOUT CURRENT POPULAR MUSIC BECAUSE 123 00:09:55,962 --> 00:10:01,868 I'M STUCK IN THE-- I DON'T KNOW, ANOTHER CENTURY. Jimmy: SO, WHO'S SHE TURNED 124 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:06,806 YOU ON TO? A LOT OF TAYLOR SWIFT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 125 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:10,210 YEAH, WHO WE LOVE. Jimmy: YES! YES, WE LOVE HER. 126 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:16,016 OLIVIA RODRIGO AND SORT OF, QUITE EMO POP Jimmy: YEAH 127 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:19,085 HAVE YOU TAKEN HER TO-- YOU CAN TELL I'VE GOT A A 10-YEAR-OLD. 128 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,721 I'M LIKE, "EMO LEAN GIRL. Jimmy: NO RIZZ. 129 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,557 NO RIZZ. I'M NOT COOL ANYMORE. SUS. 130 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,093 Jimmy: DON'T BE SUS YOU GUYS ARE BEING SUS A LITTLE BIT. 131 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,929 OH, NO. SHIPPING-- HAVE YOU HEARD SHIPPING 132 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:33,333 Jimmy: NO SHE'S LIKE, "HE WAS TOTALING SHIPPING HER." 133 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,503 WHICH MEANS, "CRUSHING ON," I THINK. I'M LIKE, "SHIPPING, YOU SAY?" 134 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:42,208 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NAUTICAL? IT'S LIKE, NOT COOL ANYMORE. 135 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:45,712 Jimmy: YOU'RE TOTALLY COOL. I THINK SO, BUT SHE DOES NOT. 136 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,881 Jimmy: REALLY NO. Jimmy: BUT HAVE YOU BEEN TO 137 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:52,385 A CONCERT? I TOOK HER TO TAYLOR SWIFT. THAT WAS HER FIRST CONCERT 138 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,455 SHE WAS ABOUT FIVE OR SIX. Jimmy: OH, MY GOD AMAZING. 139 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,290 YEAH. AND I TOOK HER, AND HER COUSINS, AND HER BEST FRIEND 140 00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:02,762 AND I WAS DEFINITELY THE OLDEST AND MOST ENTHUSIASTIC MEMBER OF THAT AUDIENCE. 141 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,065 [ LAUGHTER ] WE KNOW TAYLOR, VERY FORTUNATELY, SO WE GOT TO GO 142 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,934 BACKSTAGE AFTERWARDS, WHICH WAS A DREAM. BUT SHE WAS LIKE, "I SAW YOU 143 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:11,805 SINGING EVERY SINGLE WORD OF MY SONG." Jimmy: AND SHE WAS A LITTLE 144 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:15,575 WORRIED? SHE WAS JUST LIKE, SHE'S LIKE, YOU ARE A BIG FAN. 145 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:18,211 I WAS LIKE, "YEP." Jimmy: SO YOU WERE RIGHT UP CLOSE? 146 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:22,482 YEAH. I WAS JUST LIKE-- ♪ SHAKE IT OFF ♪ 147 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:26,419 Jimmy: JUST YELLING AT HER. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AT CONCERTS AT ALL. 148 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,155 IF YOU'RE WITH YOUR KIDS YOU CANNOT DANCE YOU CANNOT LOOK HAPPY. 149 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:33,993 Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CANNOT SING EVERY WORD. 150 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,962 Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? DO YOU REMEMBER? 151 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,365 MY FIRST CONCERT WAS OASIS IN 1996. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 152 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:42,302 Jimmy: WHAT IT WAS-- I TOOK MY BEST FRIEND, AND WE WENT TO EARLS 153 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:46,673 COURT AND IT WAS-- IT'S AN ICONIC GIG THAT WE SNUCK OUT AND WENT TO. 154 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:50,410 I WAS 14 OR SOMETHING. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. BUT I WAS CONVINCED THAT 155 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,479 THEY LOOKED AT ME. THAT LIAM GALLAGHER LOOKED ME IN THE EYE 156 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,315 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "I KNOW HE SAW ME. I WAS SO IN LOVE WITH HIM. 157 00:11:55,315 --> 00:12:00,353 Jimmy: YOU GO, "OH MY GOSH, WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED THIS IS SO COOL. 158 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,523 ACTUALLY, MY MOTHER THEN MET NOEL GALLAGHER IN HARROD'S OR SOMETHING. 159 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,625 LIKE, HE WAS SHOPPING. AND SHE WENT UP AND SHE WENT, "MY DAUGHTER'S GOING TO MARRY 160 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,794 LIAM." HE SAID, "I DON'T THINK SO, ACTUALLY." 161 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,462 [ LAUGHTER ] "I DON'T THINK SHE IS." AND NOW HE'S ONE OF MY BEST 162 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,298 MATES WHICH I WILL TELL EVERYBODY. AND I DID DROP THAT NAME AND I 163 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:15,468 WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO Jimmy: NOEL GALLAGHER SO, NOW I'M TEAM NOEL 164 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,204 Jimmy: I LOVE NOEL GALLAGHER YEAH, HE'S THE BEST 165 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:21,074 Jimmy: I LOVE BOTH OF THEM. AND HIS BAND'S AMAZING. Jimmy: HIGH FLYING BIRDS. 166 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,575 THE NEW STUFF IS SO FANTASTIC. YEAH 167 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:26,746 Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT FIRST CONCERT TO GO TO MY FIRST WAS WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 168 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,816 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD, THAT IS SO ON BRAND. 169 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:32,552 I'VE NEVER LOVED YOU MORE. Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF PERFECT, YEAH 170 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:35,088 OF ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD HAVE SAID-- IT'S PERFECT. Jimmy: IT WAS PERFECT 171 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,924 THE REST IS HISTORY AND HERE YOU ARE. Jimmy: OASIS IS PERFECT FOR 172 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:41,327 YOU TOO. IT FITS. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A STRANGER TO 173 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:45,265 PERFORMING ON STAGE. YOU WERE IN "CABARET," SINGING YES 174 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,868 Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF WE'VE TOLD THE STORY ON THE SHOW IT MAKES ME LAUGH. 175 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:52,372 IT'S SAD, BUT IT'S FUNNY IT'S SAD. I WAS DOING "CABARET," AND THE 176 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:56,743 BIG NUMBER IN "CABARET" IS, FUNNY ENOUGH, A SONG CALLED "CABARET." 177 00:12:56,743 --> 00:13:01,147 AND THE WAY THAT WE STAGE, IT WAS LIKE ONE SPOTLIGHT IN THE EYES 178 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:04,751 SO, IT GOES TO A BLACKOUT AND YOU'RE BLIND THE ONLY WAY TO GET OFF STAGE 179 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,921 IS TO STAND THERE WITH YOUR ARMS OUT AND BE LED OFF, BECAUSE THE BACK WALL MOVES IN 180 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:11,758 FOR THE NEXT SCENE HOWEVER, ONE NIGHT THE MAN DID NOT SHOW UP, AND I HEARD THE 181 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:15,695 WALL MOVE. AND I WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T BE STUMBLING AROUND ON THE 182 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,431 PLATFORM IT'S GOING TO RUIN THE SHOW. SO I RAN IN DIRECTION OF 183 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,267 OFFSTAGE I SLAMMED-- ALAN CUMMING WAS THE EMCEE. 184 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:28,375 HE HEAR LIKE A - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A SKULL ON METAL. 185 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:33,747 AND I FELT, LIKE, WARM BLOOD AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "I'VE GOT TO FINISH THE SHOW." 186 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:37,150 CLIMBED UP THE STAIRS. I'M STANDING IN THIS BALCONY, BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN. 187 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:41,654 EIGHT STITCHES, GOT A NICE SCAR AND THEN THE NEXT DAY THERE WAS 188 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,358 A MATINEE, AND THEY WERE LIKE, "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THE SHOW?" 189 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:49,429 I HAD THE BIGGEST BLACK EYE. I WAS LIKE, "JUST PUT ON MORE LASHES." 190 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:53,566 AND SALLY BOWLES HAS TO LOOK AT PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE, AND KIND OF FLIRT WITH THEM, AND 191 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:57,303 THE MEN WERE HORRIFIED [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS HONESTLY, I LITERALLY 192 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:02,042 HAD LIKE HAD HALF AN EYE THAT WAS BLACK AND LOADS OF-- IT WAS JUST NOT OKAY. 193 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,310 Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S SO FUNNY. COME ON. 194 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:07,814 SEE, THAT'S A TROUPER, THOUGH. THAT'S A PROFESSIONAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 195 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:12,052 THAT'S WHAT WE DO. THE SHOW MUST GO ON Jimmy: THE SHOW MUST GO ON. 196 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:16,122 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS SHOW, "EXTRAPOLATIONS. IT'S ON APPLE TV PLUS. 197 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:19,292 MERYL STREEP, BY THE WAY, PLAYS YOUR MOM I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING 198 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:23,229 IS THAT ONE OF THE REASONS YOU DID IT I MEAN, I THINK IF I GOT-- 199 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:27,400 I GOT AN EMAIL FROM SCOTT Z. BURNS AND IT SAID, "I WOULD LOVE YOU TO DO THIS. 200 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,070 WE'D WORKED TOGETHER ON "THE LOUDEST VOICE. HE DIRECTED AN EPISODE OF THAT 201 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,805 SO WE WERE FRIENDS, AND THEN THERE WAS A, "P.S., MERYL STREEP IS PLAYING YOUR 202 00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:35,075 MOTHER." AT WHICH POINT, I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T NEED TO READ IT. 203 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,610 I'M IN." YOU KNOW, THAT'S A BUCKET LIST ISN'T IT, FOR ANY OF US TO EVEN 204 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:42,849 BE IN THE ROOM Jimmy: WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? OH, SHE'S AWFUL 205 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:46,653 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, SHE'S THE BEST SHE'S LIKE EVERYTHING YOU WOULD 206 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:50,957 WANT AND MORE. Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE YOU, BUT DO YOU GET NERVOUS WHEN 207 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:58,164 YOU'RE NEXT TO MERYL STREEP? YES, LET ALONE HAVING THE LOOK HER IN THE EYES AND ACT 208 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,900 BECAUSE ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS WATCH WHAT SHE'S DOING SHE'S SO BRILLIANT 209 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,738 WHICH IS NEWS TO EVERYONE, I KNOW SHE'S A REALLY, GREAT ACTOR. 210 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,773 Jimmy: AT THE END OF EVERY EPISODE, THERE'S A SCREEN WHERE PEOPLE CAN GO ON A WEBSITE, AND 211 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:14,914 GET MORE INFORMATION ABOUT CLIMATE CRISIS AND THAT WEBSITE IS APPLE.CO/EXTRAPOLATIONSTV 212 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:19,085 GO THERE, CHECK IT OUT, SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP THE CLIMATE. 213 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:24,657 SERIES FINALE CAME OUT TODAY I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S SIENNA MILLER IN 214 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,059 "EXTRAPOLATIONS. TAKE A LOOK. 215 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,796 DR. SHEARER, WERE YOU PAID FOR YOUR WORK AT MENAGERIE 2100 216 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:33,633 YES DEPRESSING WORK, I'M SURE ALL THAT SAYING GOODBYE? 217 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:40,440 YES? THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU RECEIVED MOOD STABILIZING THERAPEUTICS 218 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:45,478 FROM ALPHA MS. SHEARER RELIES ON ALPHA FOR HER RETIREMENT AND HER 219 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,849 MEDICINE WHAT IF HER ONGOING DEPRESSION IS CAUSED HER TO BLAME THE 220 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,819 MEDICINES THAT ALPHA PROVIDES HER WITH I KNOW YOU WANT PEOPLE TO 221 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:59,159 THINK I'M CRAZY, MR. TURNER, AND MAYBE-- MAYBE I AM. MAYBE THAT'S WHAT CLIMATE 222 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:04,431 CHANGE IS DOING TO ALL OF US SOME OF US ARE CRAZY BECAUSE WE LOOK AT THE WORLD, AND ALL WE 223 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:12,072 HAVE LOST AND WE STILL HAVE HOPE Jimmy: COME ON. 224 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,940 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE FANTASTIC WHO'S BETTER 225 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,042 SIENNA MILLER. WHO'S BETTER THAN SIENNA MILLER. 226 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:19,312 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "EXTRAPOLATIONS" IS STREAMING NOW ON APPLE TV PLUS 227 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,382 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 228 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:30,156 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ IF YOU HAVE EGO, THEN IT'S 229 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,892 LIKE, THE SHIP DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE, BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY JOB. 230 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,861 Jimmy: YOU'LL MAKE A TURN IN THE ONE WAY BECAUSE YOU'RE ROWING TOO HARD ON THAT SIDE 231 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:38,064 OR YOU GET FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GUY AND YOU TAKE YOUR OAR OUT OF THE WATER 232 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,099 BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GUY AND YOU TAKE YOUR OAR OUT OF THE WATER AND THEN IT'S THE SELF 233 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,751 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE APPLE TV PLUS SERIES 234 00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:03,323 "THE LAST THING HE TOLD ME," STREAMING NOW WITH NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY 235 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:08,461 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU. 236 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:24,144 ♪ Jimmy: THAT'S A MOVIE STAR RIGHT THERE. 237 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:27,080 COME ON, BUD NIKOLAJ, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 238 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,215 GREAT TO SEE YOU. Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU BECAUSE WE WERE TALKING 239 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:35,755 BACKSTAGE. YOU HAVE BEEN AROUND THE WORLD IN THE LAST COUPLE WEEKS 240 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:40,660 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW? SUNNY NEW YORK. 241 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:45,498 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY Jimmy: SUNNY NEW YORK HOW'S THE TRAVELS? 242 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,435 IT'S BEEN A CHALLENGE IT'S BEEN SO MUCH FUN. I'M DOING THIS SHOW. 243 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:56,109 WE'RE TRAVELING THROUGH AFRICA, NORTH AMERICA, ASIA, AUSTRALIA AUSTRALIA, BEAUTIFUL PLACE 244 00:17:56,109 --> 00:18:00,914 THE ONLY THING OF COURSE IS THAT EVERYTHING WILL KILL YOU, OR HURT YOU. 245 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,183 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'M A LITTLE AFRAID, YEAH, BECAUSE IF YOU SWIM IN 246 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:07,287 THE OCEAN, SHARKS-- I WAS SWIMMING IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, AND OF COURSE, 247 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,657 THEN YOU LOOK DOWN, AND THERE'S A SHARK. THEY KEEP TELLING YOU IT'S 248 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:15,295 FINE, AND THEN YOU READ THE NEWS NO, IT'S NOT FINE. 249 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,031 Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S NOT FINE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 250 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:20,633 YOU HAD SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU I WAS BEING SO CAUTIOUS WITH 251 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:26,039 EVERYTHING AND THEN-- BUT I GOT BITTEN MY MOSQUITOS. 252 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:29,943 YOU KNOW, IT'S FINE, OF COURSE I REACTED, BUT THEY GOT KIND OF BIG. 253 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,479 BUT I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, IT'S FINE." WE KEPT TRALING. 254 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:37,717 WE WENT THE VIETNAM. IT GOT WORSE, AND THEN THESE BLISTERS STARTED FORMING 255 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,620 YEAH, IT WAS DISGUSTING. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN I WAS GOING TO JAPAN, AND 256 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,391 ON THE FLIGHT THERE, IT STARTED OOZING [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 257 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:49,095 LIKE-- YEAH, I'M SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT REALLY, LITERALLY IT'S LIKE 258 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:53,266 I WAS PEEING MY KNEES. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT Jimmy: YOU JUST DID 259 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:59,506 WE GET IT. WE GET IT. ANY WAY, I MAKE IT TO JAPAN, 260 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:04,544 AND A PLACE CALLED TAKOSHIMA AND I SAY, "I THINK I SEE A DOCTOR." 261 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,846 WE FOUND-- WE WENT TO THIS PLACE. THIS DOCTOR, AND EVEN THE 262 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:11,885 WAITING ROOM, KIDS WALKED PAST, LOOKED AT MY KNEES AND THEY'RE LIKE - 263 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:17,791 TEARS IN HIS EYES. SO, I COME IN, THIS DOCTOR LOOKED AT MY KNEES AND GOES-- 264 00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:21,661 THIS IS AMAZING. I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE SHE FOUND THESE BOOKS TO SHOW 265 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,030 ME THESE PICTURES. AND IT WAS ALL THESE DISGUSTING PICTURES 266 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,800 SHE'S LIKE, "IT'S LIKE THIS. YOUR'S IS WORSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 267 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,036 Jimmy: YOU DON'T SPEAK ANY JAPANESE I DO NOT. 268 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,706 I HAD A TRANSLATOR AND THEN SHE WAS HELPING ME OUT. 269 00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:34,474 THEN THIS OTHER NURSE-- ALL THESE NURSES SUDDENLY APPEARED, AND THEY STARTED TREATING MY 270 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:42,048 LEGS, AND THEY WAS KIND OF WRAPPING IT IN-- I LOOKED LIKE THE MUMMY. 271 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:45,852 IT WORKED. I FELT GOOD. I FELT SAFE. 272 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:49,889 Jimmy: YOU DID. I DID [ LAUGHTER ] 273 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,658 Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT US A PHOTO, WHICH I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE. 274 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,193 THIS IS YOUR KNEE ALL WRAPPED UP LOOK AT HOW-- LOOK AT THESE 275 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,694 DOCTORS. LOOK HOW HAPPY THESE WOMEN ARE [ LAUGHTER ] 276 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,230 THEY'RE SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL LIKE, "HEY, I'LL TREAT HIM. 277 00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:00,066 "NO, I'LL TREAT HIM! "NO, I'LL RUB HIS LEG. "NO, LET ME RUB HIS BACK." 278 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:04,337 THEY'RE SO PSYCHED YEAH. AND THEY REALLY SAVED ME 279 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:07,173 THEY SAVED THE TRIP. I'M SO GRATEFUL. IF THEY WATCH THIS, THANK YOU 280 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,041 I'M SO GRATEFUL. IF THEY WATCH THIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 281 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:08,942 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 282 00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:10,110 Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS NEW SERIES ON APPLE TV 283 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:10,877 PLUS. YOU AND JENNIFER GARNER. 284 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,278 AMAZING. Jimmy: COME ON. 285 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:15,849 THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW. BUT THE LAST THING HE TOLD ME-- 286 00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:18,618 AND IT'S PART MYSTERY, PART THRILLER, PART LOVE STORY. 287 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:22,022 I DON'T WANT TO GIVE ANYTHING REALLY AWAY. 288 00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:23,556 THAT'S ABOUT IT, YEAH. Jimmy: "THE LAST THING HE 289 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:30,030 TOLD ME," FROM WHAT WE KNOW IS HAPPILY MARRIED. 290 00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:33,199 THEY HAVE A TEENAGE DAUGHTER. ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU'RE NOT 291 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:36,903 THERE, AND THERE'S A NOTE FROM YOU THAT SAYS, "PROTECT HER." 292 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,638 THAT'S IT. Jimmy: THERE YOU GO. 293 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,940 THEN THEY FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED. 294 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,709 WHO IS THIS GUY? Jimmy: DID YOU DIE? 295 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,979 WE DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW! 296 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:48,348 IT'S A MYSTERY. Jimmy: YOU GUYS HAVE GOOD 297 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,549 CHEMISTRY. HAVE YOU KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 298 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,185 LONG? NO, NO, I NEVER MET JENNIFER 299 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:55,422 BEFORE. IT WAS KIND OF-- IT WAS THE 300 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,590 WEIRDEST FIRST MEETING I EVER HAD ON A MOVIE OR A SHOW. 301 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:03,063 I MET THE DIRECTOR AND THE PRODUCER, AND THEY SAID, "OKAY, 302 00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:04,064 TOMORROW YOU'RE GOING TO MEET JENNIFER. 303 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:08,935 AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A SESSION WITH AN INTIMACY COACH." 304 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,071 I WAS LIKE, "INTIMACY COACH?" Jimmy: INTIMACY COACH. 305 00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:13,606 USUALLY-- IT'S A FAIRLY NEW THING, BUT YOU ONLY DO IT IF YOU 306 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,943 HAVE REALLY INTIMATE SCENES LIKE-- 307 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:20,513 Jimmy: A SEX SCENE. YES, SEX SCENE. 308 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,981 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU ALMOST SAID IT. 309 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,184 THANK YOU. I WAS LIKE, "DID THEY REWRITE 310 00:21:24,184 --> 00:21:26,453 THE SCRIPT? BECAUSE I HADN'T SEEN ANY OF 311 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:30,290 THOSE." Jimmy: NOTHING THAT RAUNCHY? 312 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:34,894 NO, NO, NO, BUT-- SO ANYWAYS I'M LIKE, "THIS IS GOING TO BE 313 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,196 UNCOMFORTABLE." THE FIRST TIME I MEET HER WE'RE 314 00:21:36,196 --> 00:21:39,265 GOING TO BE-- MAYBE I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING SHE REQUESTED. 315 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,634 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. 316 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,936 YOU NEVER KNOW. 317 00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:46,172 YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN. SO, I SHOW UP NEXT DAY AT HER 318 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:52,178 HOUSE WITH THE DIRECTOR AND THIS VERY SENSUAL INTIMACY COACH. 319 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:57,183 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THE COACH IS SENSUAL? 320 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,452 SHE WAS VERY-- Jimmy: INTIMATE? 321 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,955 [ LAUGHTER ] YES, BUT ALSO VERY MUCH 322 00:22:01,955 --> 00:22:05,592 GROUNDED IN HER BODY. SO, THE FIRST TIME WE REALLY 323 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:10,663 MEET SHE TELLS US, "STAND UP, GET REALLY CLOSE." 324 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,667 AND THEN YOU HAVE TO GET REALLY, REALLY CLOSE TO A PERSON YOU 325 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,635 DON'T KNOW, AND THEN CLOSE YOUR EYES. 326 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,337 "AND NOW SMELL EACH OTHER." [ LAUGHTER ] 327 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,105 AND WE SMELL-- Jimmy: WHAT? 328 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:22,108 YES. Jimmy: THAT'S MORE THAN DOING 329 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:25,745 A SEX SCENE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF SEX 330 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:29,315 SCENES YOU DO. Jimmy: I'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED. 331 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:36,990 I COULD DRAW YOU A PICTURE. BUT THE FUNNY THING-- THE 332 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:38,925 GOOD THING ABOUT IT, IN THAT MOMENT, WE REALIZED WE HAD THE 333 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,995 SAME SENSE OF HUMOR. WE BOTH STARTED LAUGHING. 334 00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:44,831 WE REALIZED, "OKAY, WE'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, BUT WE DON'T 335 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:49,169 TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY." AND IT WAS ACTUALLY THE PERFECT 336 00:22:49,169 --> 00:22:50,737 WAY TO START-- Jimmy: BREAK THE ICE. 337 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:52,005 YEAH, BREAK THE ICE, BECAUSE YOU REALIZE THERE WAS NO ICE TO 338 00:22:52,005 --> 00:22:55,542 BREAK. Jimmy: IT WAS JUST BEING FUN. 339 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:59,546 SO CAN WE SET UP. THERE'S NOTHING ELSE. 340 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:00,680 I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING. OR ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY 341 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,648 ANYTHING ELSE? IS THERE ANYTHING-- YOU WANT I 342 00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,149 SHOULD SAY? WELL, I MEAN, JENNIFER IS 343 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:07,687 INCREDIBLE IN THE SHOW, AND NO, THAT'S IT. 344 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:11,157 THE GUY DISAPPEARS, AND YOU'RE GOING FIND OUT-- I DON'T 345 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,560 BELIEVE ANYONE WILL BE ABLE TO GUESS IT. 346 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,496 UNLESS, THEY READ THE AMAZING BOOK THAT IT'S BASED ON. 347 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:20,333 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONLY OTHER 348 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:24,070 WAY. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 349 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:27,173 HERE'S NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU AND JENNIFER GARNER IN THE LAST 350 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:28,942 THING HE TOLD ME. TAKE A LOOK. 351 00:23:28,942 --> 00:23:30,710 YOUR FIRST LESSON IS THAT A GOOD PIECE OF WOOD ALWAYS HAS 352 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:35,582 ONE THING, ONE QUALITY THAT DEFINES IT. 353 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:42,255 WHAT DEFINES THIS PIECE? HOPE. 354 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:45,959 I THINK THIS PART COULD TURN OUT INTERESTING. 355 00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:47,761 I LIKE THAT. HMM. 356 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:51,331 YOU PROBABLY SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT MOST PEOPLE. 357 00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:55,969 AT THE END OF THE DAY, ONE THING DEFINES THEM. 358 00:23:55,969 --> 00:24:03,777 WHAT DEFINES YOU? WHAT DEFINES YOU? 359 00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:08,415 I ASKED FIRST. THERE'S NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO 360 00:24:08,415 --> 00:24:10,717 FOR MY DAUGHTER. Jimmy: YEAH, MAN! 361 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:13,053 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU! 362 00:24:13,053 --> 00:24:17,657 "THE LAST THING HE TOLD ME" IS STREAMING NOW ON APPLE TV PLUS. 363 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,893 NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 364 00:24:19,893 --> 00:24:22,128 "TONIGHT SHOW." STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 365 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:55,328 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 366 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:55,995 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE 367 00:24:55,995 --> 00:25:01,601 STAR OF THE HUGE NEW SERIES "THE NIGHT AGENT," WHICH IS 368 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:05,705 STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME GABRIEL BASSO 369 00:25:08,308 --> 00:25:19,319 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 370 00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:22,188 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SIT Jimmy: YOU DID A GREAT JOB, YEAH 371 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:25,058 YEAH, YEAH. YOU ALWAYS OVERTHINK IT. Jimmy: YEAH 372 00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:26,793 DID YOU OVERTHINK SITTING RIGHT NOW? WELL, YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN 373 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:28,628 YOU'RE FILMING ANYTHING AND THEY'RE LIKE, "TALK ON THE PHONE BUT MAKE IT LOOK NATURAL" 374 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:33,066 AND YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE OVERTHINKING IT? Jimmy: YEAH 375 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:37,070 I JUST OVERTHOUGHT SITTING. Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 376 00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:39,239 YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD SITTING THANKS, MAN Jimmy: LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE 377 00:25:39,239 --> 00:25:40,573 DONE IT BEFORE I WATCHED [ LAUGHTER ] 378 00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:43,643 Jimmy: YOU RESEARCHED A LOT OF THE TAPE AND STUFF-- A LOT OF YEARS OF SITTING 379 00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:46,079 Jimmy: YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST SITTERS I'VE EVER SAT NEXT TO 380 00:25:46,079 --> 00:25:48,448 [ LAUGHTER ] I APPRECIATE THAT Jimmy: YOU'RE WELCOME 381 00:25:48,448 --> 00:25:51,951 THIS IS YOUR TALK SHOW DEBUT YES, SIR, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 382 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,354 Jimmy: I'M HONORED. I'M HONORED THAT YOU'RE HERE IT'S AN HONOR TO BE HERE. 383 00:25:54,354 --> 00:25:57,891 Jimmy: WELCOME. FIRST OF MANY TIMES. YOU'RE IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST 384 00:25:57,891 --> 00:26:00,894 SHOWS IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, "THE NIGHT AGENT." PEOPLE CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT 385 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:04,030 THIS BUT THERE'S ANOTHER ROLE THAT YOU PLAYED THAT PEOPLE CAN'T 386 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,765 STOP TALKING ABOUT, AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUT YOU WERE 387 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:15,475 ONCE ON THE SHOW "iCARLY." YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 388 00:26:15,475 --> 00:26:18,044 Jimmy: IS THAT YOU? THAT IS ME. IT'S HARD TO TELL. 389 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:19,879 I THINK THE WHOLE PREMISE OF THE SHOW WAS IT WAS HARD TO TELL 390 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:22,716 Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT WAS IT, A A BIZARRO WORLD? OR WAS IT-- YOU PLAYED 391 00:26:22,716 --> 00:26:26,553 FREDDIE? SO I HAD MY OWN IDEA OF WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED WHERE 392 00:26:26,553 --> 00:26:31,925 THERE'S, LIKE, A BATTLE FOR WHO GETS TO BE FREDDIE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 393 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:33,893 YOU KNOW, AND THE FAKES TRY TO REMOVE THE REAL ONES, BUT THEY DIDN'T LIKE THAT 394 00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:37,497 IT'S NICKELODEON Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 395 00:26:37,497 --> 00:26:41,301 WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT DOING IT I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH, TO BE 396 00:26:41,301 --> 00:26:43,603 HONEST I FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED UNTIL RECENTLY AND EVERYONE WAS 397 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:47,073 REMINDING ME Jimmy: BECAUSE THE INTERNET JUST LOVES IT. 398 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:50,977 YEAH. SO I DON'T REMEMBER. Jimmy: YOU DON'T REMEMBER 399 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:53,279 IT WAS FUN, I GUESS, AS A A KID. Jimmy: YEAH, AND NOW IT'S 400 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:58,618 HAVING A RESURGENCE. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ACTING? HOW YOUNG WERE YOU 401 00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:02,889 13 TO 18 AND THEN I QUIT FOR LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT YEARS. Jimmy: YOU QUIT BECAUSE, YOU 402 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:08,161 GO, "I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT, IT'S NOT FOR ME RIGHT NOW"? I JUST-- LOOK, I THINK 403 00:27:08,161 --> 00:27:11,097 ACTORS ARE REALLY INSULATED FROM REALITY, AND I THINK OF ALL PEOPLE, ACTORS SHOULD BE 404 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:18,238 THE LEAST INSULATED PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY GOT TO, LIKE, PORTRAY REAL THINGS. 405 00:27:18,238 --> 00:27:23,410 AND SO EVERYTHING SORT OF FELT LIKE A PSEUDO EXPERIENCE TO ME LIKE AS A KID, WHERE, "OH, YOU 406 00:27:23,410 --> 00:27:29,049 CAN BE THE FIGHTER" AND THEN NOT ACTUALLY HIT ANYBODY OR KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET HIT 407 00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:31,217 OR WHATEVER. IT JUST FELT VERY FAKE, SO I QUIT BECAUSE I WAS-- I DIDN'T 408 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:38,725 WANT TO BE DEPRESSED [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: GOOD LUCK, BUDDY 409 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:42,228 [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOW I'M BACK. Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE BACK, 410 00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:46,066 YEAH YOU GOT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 411 00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:52,639 YEAH. Jimmy: BUT YOU CAN DO SO MANY THINGS. 412 00:27:52,639 --> 00:27:57,444 I WAS LOOKING ON THE INTERNET ABOUT DIFFERENT SKILLS THAT YOU-- 413 00:27:57,444 --> 00:28:00,413 I HOPE IT WAS ON THE INTERNET AND YOU'RE NOT, LIKE, WATCHING ME. 414 00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:04,617 Jimmy: I'M WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE, YEAH BUT YOU CAN-- YOU'RE SKILLED 415 00:28:04,617 --> 00:28:11,558 AT KNIFE THROWING, ARCHERY, WEIGHT LIFTING, PROFESSIONAL FIGHTING, DRUMS-- 416 00:28:11,558 --> 00:28:14,027 AMATEUR FIGHTING. Jimmy: YEAH SORRY, ADDED PROFESSION. 417 00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:16,863 I DON'T GET PAID. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DRUMS, VIOLIN, 418 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:21,534 DRAWING, WELDING YEAH. Jimmy: WOW. 419 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:26,039 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S FANTASTIC I DON'T HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE. 420 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:28,475 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH NO, BUT I MEAN, THIS IS ONE OF 421 00:28:28,475 --> 00:28:33,680 THE OTHER THINGS, YOU JUST-- I GUESS, DID YOU JUST GET A-- WHAT DO YOU GET? 422 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:38,818 Steve: SO, YEAH, I GOT MY DSWA WALLING LICENSE, SO THAT'S DRY STONE. 423 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:41,621 I'M A STONE MASON. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'M SO JEALOUS OF 424 00:28:41,621 --> 00:28:42,922 THIS I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS 425 00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:45,191 I COULDN'T DO-- THAT'S A GORGEOUS WALL. AND WHEN SOMEONE BUILDS SOMEONE 426 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:50,063 A WALL, IT BETTER BE GOOD, BECAUSE IT HAS TO STAND THE TEST OF TIME 427 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:52,465 YEAH, I HOPE IT DOES. AND THAT'S SORT OF THE FUNNY THING AS YOU'RE BUILDING THESE 428 00:28:52,465 --> 00:28:56,936 THINGS THAT, I DON'T KNOW, KIND OF PUT THIS BUSINESS IN CONTEXT. 429 00:28:56,936 --> 00:29:02,208 BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE, THIS WILL LAST WAY LONGER THAN PEOPLE-- THAN MY SHOW WILL LAST 430 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:07,547 THEN YOU GO OUTSIDE AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR WALL - [ LAUGHTER ] 431 00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:11,484 IT'S NOT REALLY FUNNY IT'S JUST SORT OF LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] 432 00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:14,554 Jimmy: YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE HARD ON YOURSELF IT'S A GOOD THING, BECAUSE I 433 00:29:14,554 --> 00:29:16,322 THINK PEOPLE HAVE SO MUCH EGO ABOUT STUFF, AND TO LOOK AT A WALL AND BE LIKE, WOW, IF 434 00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:18,024 THEY LOST THEIR WI-FI THEY COULDN'T WATCH MY SHOW, BUT THIS WALL SERVES A PURPOSE AND 435 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:35,241 WILL BE AROUND IT JUST-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 436 00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:38,745 Jimmy: DUDE, YOU ARE-- YOU HAVE TO COME BACK ON THE SHOW. YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE 437 00:29:38,745 --> 00:29:43,583 GUESTS WE'VE EVER HAD. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE FASCINATING TO ME 438 00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:46,086 THANKS, MAN Jimmy: I AGREE WITH YOU THAT WALL WILL LAST FOR-- 439 00:29:46,086 --> 00:29:49,522 IT SHOULD IF-- YEAH. Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY I DON'T KNOW. 440 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:53,059 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I THINK YOU GOT SOMETHING. 441 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:55,795 LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE NIGHT AGENT. BECAUSE THIS IS-- IT ALREADY 442 00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:58,164 GOT PICKED UP FOR ANOTHER SEASON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 443 00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:02,769 WELL DONE. THANK YOU THANK YOU. 444 00:30:02,769 --> 00:30:05,538 Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DO THE SHOW, YOU WORK HARD ON IT, AND THEN 445 00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:10,844 IT COMES OUT, AND EVERYONE'S WATCHING YOU, YOU GO, OH, THIS IS KIND OF COOL. 446 00:30:10,844 --> 00:30:14,047 PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS. I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WOULD CATCH ON 447 00:30:14,047 --> 00:30:17,417 IT'S GIANT IT'S ALWAYS NICE WHEN PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS, BUT ESPECIALLY 448 00:30:17,417 --> 00:30:25,959 WHEN IT'S YOUR ART, BUT FOR ME IT'S A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. BECAUSE I DO PEN AND INK 449 00:30:25,959 --> 00:30:30,797 ILLUSTRATIONS AND STUFF. AND LIKE, THAT'S ME. THAT'S FROM MY HEAD. 450 00:30:30,797 --> 00:30:32,465 THIS IS SO, LIKE, COLLABORATIVE, AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE AND YOU'RE WORKING, YOU'RE 451 00:30:32,465 --> 00:30:34,334 DONE, AND THEN EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS THAT EVERYONE ELSE SEES WAS SO OUT OF YOUR CONTROL AND 452 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:45,545 OUT OF YOUR HANDS THAT IT'S SORT OF LIKE - PEOPLE COMPLIMENT YOU BECAUSE 453 00:30:45,545 --> 00:30:50,150 SOCIETY SEES IT'S YOU, BUT THEN YOU'RE LIKE, BUT I DIDN'T EDIT THIS STUFF 454 00:30:50,150 --> 00:30:54,688 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN MY JOB, SO IT'S LIKE - 455 00:30:54,688 --> 00:31:02,128 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S JUST UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME-- LIKE - 456 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:04,297 Jimmy: THIS IS THE REALEST INTERVIEW I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE 457 00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:09,336 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UNBELIEVABLE FASCINATING. 458 00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:12,305 I REMEMBER I HAD A CAMERA OPERATOR [ LAUGHTER ] 459 00:31:12,305 --> 00:31:13,707 Jimmy: KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING. THERE WAS A CAMERA OPERATOR 460 00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:24,084 BUDDY OF MINE, AND I JUST-- [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 461 00:31:24,084 --> 00:31:26,853 I HAVE A GOOD FIX FOR YOU. Jimmy: YOU DO YEAH. 462 00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:30,256 OH, LET ME FIX YOU REAL QUICK. Jimmy: YOU HAVE A GOOD FIX FOR ME 463 00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:32,125 SO I'M LOOKING AT THE CAMERA OPERATOR, AND I'M LIKE, WOW, THIS JOB DOES NOT HAPPEN 464 00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:39,332 WITHOUT A CAMERA OPERATOR, AND THE SAME WAY IT DOESN'T HAPPEN WITHOUT A FOCUS PULLER 465 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:43,937 SO IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALL SORT OF WORKING TOGETHER, AND THEN THE END PRODUCT, THOUGH, 466 00:31:43,937 --> 00:31:48,641 EVERYBODY'S LIKE, GABE, WE LOVE YOU, AND I'M LIKE-- Jimmy: IT'S A TEAM. 467 00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:50,610 Steve: YEAH, IT'S A TEAM THING. IT'S LIKE ON A SHIP, AND THIS 468 00:31:50,610 --> 00:31:54,781 IS HOW I THINK ABOUT IT-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF IT'S A SHIP, LIKE THOSE OLD 469 00:31:54,781 --> 00:31:58,118 GREEK SHIPS AND EVERYBODY HAS AN OAR IN THE WATER-- LIKE, I HAVE MY OAR AND I'M DOING MY 470 00:31:58,118 --> 00:32:06,826 JOB, AND AS LONG AS I DON'T SCREW UP, THE BOAT'S GOING TO GET WHERE IT NEEDS TO GO 471 00:32:06,826 --> 00:32:10,463 BUT WE ALL HAVE TO ORIENT TO THE CAPTAIN'S AUTHORITY, AND IT'S NOT LIKE-- IF YOU HAVE 472 00:32:10,463 --> 00:32:16,069 EGO, THEN IT'S LIKE, THE SHIP DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE, BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY JOB. 473 00:32:16,069 --> 00:32:18,972 Jimmy: OR YOU'LL MAKE A TURN IN THE ONE WAY BECAUSE YOU'RE ROWING TOO HARD ON THAT SIDE 474 00:32:18,972 --> 00:32:22,475 OR YOU GET FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GUY, AND YOU TAKE YOUR OAR OUT OF THE WATER 475 00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:25,111 AND THEN IT'S THE SELF FULFILLING - Jimmy: AND THEN I SEE YOU, I 476 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:30,684 NUDGE YOU, I GO, "LOOK, HE'S NOT EVEN ROWING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 477 00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:35,822 YEAH, EXACTLY AND THE CAPTAIN'S LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL." 478 00:32:35,822 --> 00:32:38,458 AND YOU'RE LIKE, "AH, WELL--" Jimmy: "TALK TO LARRY." YEAH. 479 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:40,894 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 480 00:32:40,894 --> 00:32:45,365 HERE'S - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GABRIEL BASSO IN "THE NIGHT 481 00:32:45,365 --> 00:32:48,835 AGENT. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 482 00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:04,517 I THINK I SEE A WAY DOWN. COME ON. TAKE MY HAND 483 00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:11,658 COME ON. [ CRASHING ] [ SCREAM ] 484 00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:17,063 ARE YOU OKAY? PETER! YOUR TURN 485 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:19,532 I'M NOT JUMPING DOWN THERE. I'LL CATCH YOU. YOU'LL CATCH ME 486 00:33:19,532 --> 00:33:21,434 YES THAT'S CRAZY. CRAZIER THAN WAITING AROUND 487 00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:23,903 FOR YOUR FRIEND? COME ON! Jimmy: GABRIEL BASSO. 488 00:33:23,903 --> 00:33:26,306 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE NIGHT AGENT" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX 489 00:33:26,306 --> 00:33:32,545 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 490 00:33:32,545 --> 00:33:53,967 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST CAN BE 491 00:33:53,967 --> 00:33:59,673 SEEN ON HIS NATIONWIDE STAND-UP TOUR THAT INCLUDES A NIGHT AT THE VIVINT ARENA IN SALT LAKE 492 00:33:59,673 --> 00:34:02,842 CITY AN ARENA, OH, MY GOODNESS, HOW FUN. 493 00:34:02,842 --> 00:34:07,480 NOVEMBER 24th. PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY RYAN HAMILTON! 494 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:07,514 PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY RYAN HAMILTON! 495 00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:16,056 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU 496 00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:21,461 THANK YOU. HI, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, I'M FROM IDAHO 497 00:34:21,461 --> 00:34:25,699 [ CHEERS ] MAYBE YOU DO BELIEVE THAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 498 00:34:25,699 --> 00:34:29,202 IT'S-- IT'S STRANGE, THAT-- THAT'S ENOUGH TO GET A LAUGH IN NEW YORK CITY, REALLY. 499 00:34:29,202 --> 00:34:33,073 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT DOESN'T REALLY REGISTER HERE, YOU KNOW 500 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:35,809 IT'S JUST-- PEOPLE GO-- RIGHT NOW ARE LOOKING AT ME GOING, "THIS GUY FROM IOWA IS PRETTY 501 00:34:35,809 --> 00:34:39,846 INTERESTING. IT'S-- THAT'S HOW IT IS I LOVE THIS CITY, BUT THERE-- 502 00:34:39,846 --> 00:34:44,984 IT'S NOT MY DEFAULT SETTING, YOU KNOW THERE'S A RHYTHM TO THIS CITY 503 00:34:44,984 --> 00:34:49,589 THAT I HAVE TO GET INTO AND I CAN FEEL IT COMING, MY CHEST STARTS TO TIGHTEN UP, MY 504 00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:53,193 THOUGHTS START TO WHIRL. IT'S LIKE I'M GETTING INTO DOUBLE DUTCH 505 00:34:53,193 --> 00:34:56,162 I CAN FEEL IT. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE "I'M GOING TO 506 00:34:56,162 --> 00:35:00,200 NEW YORK I'M GOING TO NEW YORK. 507 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:06,573 I'M IN NEW YORK. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DON'T TOUCH ME 508 00:35:06,573 --> 00:35:10,510 I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY HOLD THE DOOR PLEASE 509 00:35:10,510 --> 00:35:14,781 HOLD THE DOOR. THIS IS A TWO BEDROOM, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?" 510 00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:21,121 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, THIS IS AN IMPROVISATIONAL CITY 511 00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:24,190 I MEAN, YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE AND YOU'RE SCATTING, YOU KNOW? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 512 00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:27,827 SUBWAY'S DOWN, UBER'S SURGING, I'M RUNNING. THIS IS-- THIS IS THE ONLY 513 00:35:27,827 --> 00:35:31,831 CITY, YOU GO, "I GUESS I'M GOING TO RUN I DON'T KNOW." 514 00:35:31,831 --> 00:35:36,102 IT'S JUST ANOTHER MODE OF TRANSPORTATION PEOPLE JUST RUN HERE, YOU KNOW 515 00:35:36,102 --> 00:35:38,405 AND PEOPLE GET IT. "WHAT HAPPENED?" "I RAN 40 BLOCKS." 516 00:35:38,405 --> 00:35:41,941 PEOPLE GO, "OH, I'M SO SORRY, I HAD TO RUN YESTERDAY ISN'T IT TERRIBLE? 517 00:35:41,941 --> 00:35:48,715 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I SAW A GUY RUNNING ON THE GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE AND 518 00:35:48,715 --> 00:35:55,088 NOT AN EXERCISE GUY, A SUIT GUY, JUST RUNNING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 519 00:35:55,088 --> 00:36:00,527 IF YOU SEE AN EXERCISE GUY ON A BRIDGE, YOU THINK, "THAT GUY'S AMBITIOUS. 520 00:36:00,527 --> 00:36:05,799 BUT IF YOU SEE A SUIT GUY RUNNING, JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE, BUT ESPECIALLY ON A BRIDGE, YOU 521 00:36:05,799 --> 00:36:12,906 THINK, "THAT GUY'S IN TROUBLE. [ LAUGHTER ] WHERE ARE YOU IN YOUR LIFE THAT 522 00:36:12,906 --> 00:36:17,077 YOU'RE IN A SUIT AND YOU GO, "I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER. 523 00:36:17,077 --> 00:36:20,046 OH, NO [ LAUGHTER ] OH, NO 524 00:36:20,046 --> 00:36:28,221 NOT AGAIN. [ APPLAUSE ] I THINK THAT GUY'S DEAD. 525 00:36:28,221 --> 00:36:33,593 I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW A GUY ON THE SUBWAY 526 00:36:33,593 --> 00:36:40,166 HOLDING A CITY BIKE AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT GUY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 527 00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:43,136 I WAS JUST LOOKING AT HIM LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING, BUT I KNOW THERE'S 528 00:36:43,136 --> 00:36:48,608 A BETTER WAY TO GET THERE. I KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ] 529 00:36:48,608 --> 00:36:52,345 I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, CITY BIKES ARE THESE FREE BIKES WE HAVE AROUND THE CITY THAT YOU 530 00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:58,685 PAY FOR. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW THEM. 531 00:36:58,685 --> 00:37:03,723 HE WAS ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AND HOLDING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION 532 00:37:03,723 --> 00:37:09,029 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS SO PERPLEXING, YOU KNOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING 533 00:37:09,029 --> 00:37:13,800 DID YOU PAY TWICE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S VERY STRANGE BECAUSE WE 534 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,870 ALL MAKE OUR TRAVEL PLAN IN THE MORNING, YOU KNOW, LIKE, "I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS DOWN AND 535 00:37:16,870 --> 00:37:24,210 TRANSFER THERE." AND THIS GUY HAD TO BE LIKE-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 536 00:37:24,210 --> 00:37:29,049 "I'M OVERWHELMED I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW. I-- I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO 537 00:37:29,049 --> 00:37:33,286 PICK UP THE BIKE FIRST YOU KNOW, I-- I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONLY GUY OUT THERE 538 00:37:33,286 --> 00:37:38,658 WITHOUT A BIKE, YOU KNOW I'LL JUST TAKE IT DOWN THERE WITH ME. 539 00:37:38,658 --> 00:37:42,462 AND ONCE YOU GET IT DOWN THERE, YOU'VE GOT TO BRING IT BACK UP AND THEN "MAYBE I CAN GET AN 540 00:37:42,462 --> 00:37:45,965 UBER AND PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE UBER SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 541 00:37:45,965 --> 00:37:48,935 I JUST WANT TO GET SOMEWHERE WHERE I CAN RIDE THIS THING, YOU KNOW 542 00:37:48,935 --> 00:37:50,804 [ LAUGHTER ] BEEN PAYING FOR IT ALL DAY LONG." 543 00:37:50,804 --> 00:37:57,177 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A TOUGH CITY TO GET AROUND 544 00:37:57,177 --> 00:37:59,579 YOU EVER GIVE SOMEONE DIRECTIONS IN NEW YORK CITY AND THEN TWO BLOCKS LATER JUST 545 00:37:59,579 --> 00:38:08,788 GO - "OH, NO. I THINK I KILLED THAT FOREIGN 546 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:12,158 FAMILY [ LAUGHTER ] THEY ARE SO DEAD AND THERE'S 547 00:38:12,158 --> 00:38:16,563 NOTHING I CAN DO I JUST WANT TO CALL 911 AND BE LIKE, 'I'M SO SORRY, THERE'S 548 00:38:16,563 --> 00:38:23,570 THIS FAMILY AND I SENT THEM WEST AT PORT AUTHORITY AND ALL THEY WANTED WAS CHEESECAKE AND 549 00:38:23,570 --> 00:38:33,747 NOW I CAN'T SLEEP.'" MY FAMILY'S CONCERNED ABOUT ME OUT HERE AND THEY SHOULD BE. 550 00:38:33,747 --> 00:38:37,784 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF YOU'RE A CRIMINAL AND YOU SEE ME WALKING AROUND, YOUR 551 00:38:37,784 --> 00:38:40,186 THOUGHT IS, "IT'S GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY." [ LAUGHTER ] 552 00:38:40,186 --> 00:38:45,458 THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. "I'M GOING TO HIT MY QUOTA EARLY AND CLOCK OUT," YOU KNOW 553 00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:52,065 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CRIMINAL HALF DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 554 00:38:52,065 --> 00:38:55,068 LIKE-- IF I WAS EVER ON THE PHONE WITH MY FATHER WALKING AROUND THE CITY, HE'D ALWAYS 555 00:38:55,068 --> 00:38:58,805 GO, "SON, WHERE'S YOUR WALLET? PUT YOUR WALLET IN YOUR FRONT POCKET." 556 00:38:58,805 --> 00:39:04,177 THAT WAS MY DAD'S PLAN TO FOIL NEW YORK CITY'S CRIMINALS. [ LAUGHTER ] 557 00:39:04,177 --> 00:39:08,348 JUST TO SWITCH MY WALLET OVER INTO THE UNEXPECTANT POCKET, YOU KNOW 558 00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:10,650 [ LAUGHTER ] I-- I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS PLAYS OUT IF YOU GET HELD UP, 559 00:39:10,650 --> 00:39:15,255 YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE, "I HOPE THEY DON'T COME AROUND. 560 00:39:15,255 --> 00:39:19,626 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING AWAY WITH THIS RIGHT NOW [ LAUGHTER ] 561 00:39:19,626 --> 00:39:23,229 MY FATHER'S GOING TO BE SO PROUD. [ LAUGHTER ] 562 00:39:23,229 --> 00:39:29,369 "WHERE'S THE WALLET, MAN, WHERE'S THE-- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 563 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:39,746 I MEAN - "THIS GUY HAS NO CLUE! WHAT A RUBE, HUH 564 00:39:39,746 --> 00:39:43,483 I GUESS HE'S NEVER BEEN TO IDAHO BEFORE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 565 00:39:43,483 --> 00:39:47,320 I'M RYAN HAMILTON, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 566 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:52,125 ♪ Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH! THANK YOU SO MUCH. 567 00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:57,931 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RYAN HAMILTON, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE! 568 00:39:57,931 --> 00:40:02,535 FOR TOUR INFO GO TO RYANHAMILTONLIVE.COM WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 569 00:40:02,535 --> 00:40:23,590 OH, MY GOSH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 570 00:40:23,590 --> 00:40:26,226 Jimmy: RYAN HAMILTON, THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE THANK YOU 571 00:40:26,226 --> 00:40:28,395 Jimmy: YOU'RE PLAYING ARENAS ONE 572 00:40:28,395 --> 00:40:30,797 I'M PLAYING ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] ONE ARENA. 573 00:40:30,797 --> 00:40:33,099 JUST ONE SHOW. Jimmy: THAT COUNTS. NOVEMBER 24th? 574 00:40:33,099 --> 00:40:35,068 YES Jimmy: BREAK A LEG. THAT'S FANTASTIC 575 00:40:35,068 --> 00:40:37,037 THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE THAT. 576 00:40:37,037 --> 00:40:38,705 THANK YOU. Jimmy: MY THANKS TO SIENNA MILLER, 577 00:40:38,705 --> 00:40:42,409 NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU, GABRIEL BASSO, RYAN HAMILTON, ONCE AGAIN 578 00:40:42,409 --> 00:40:47,013 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 579 00:40:47,013 --> 00:40:51,384 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 580 00:40:51,384 --> 00:40:55,121 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪