Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SIENNA MILLER,
NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU, GABRIEL BASSO, COMEDIAN RYAN HAMILTON
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1837
Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH WELCOME, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WELCOME
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY GUYS, THIS IS FUN.
TOMORROW IS EARTH DAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
AND FOR EVERYONE WHO WENT A LITTLE TOO HARD ON 4/20, IT'S COME BACK TO EARTH DAY
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, TOMORROW IS EARTH DAY.
RIGHT NOW THE EARTH IS LIKE, "SO I GET A DAY BUT SHARKS GET A WEEK?"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON
ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, MITCH McCONNELL IS THE LEAST POPULAR SENATOR IN THE U.S.,
WITH ONLY A 28% APPROVAL RATING YEAH, WELL, I THINK SOME OTHER
SENATORS FEEL BAD FOR McCONNELL SO THEY REACHED OUT WITH WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
FOR EXAMPLE, SENATOR JAMES LANKFORD SAID, "KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, MITCH
AT LEAST YOU DON'T GET CALLED 'YAWN WEASLEY' ON A DAILY BASIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] SENATOR CORY BOOKER SAID, "YOU THINK THAT'S BAD
EARLIER TODAY SOMEONE CALLED ME 'GRIN DIESEL.' [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN-- THEN SENATOR PETER WELCH SAID, "YOU THINK THAT'S BAD
EVEN MY WIFE CALLS ME 'DIET TED DANSON.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THEN SENATOR JON OSSOFF SAID, "YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? I'M LITERALLY EVERY GUY FROM A
A HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE MASHED INTO ONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN SENATOR ROGER MARSHALL SAID, "YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? I CAN'T SMILE OUTSIDE OR I
MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY BLIND NEARBY PILOTS." [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN SENATOR BOB MENENDEZ SAID, "YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? A DAY DOESN'T GO BY WITHOUT
SOMEONE ASKING IF I'M THE OLD GUY FROM 'UP.' [ LAUGHTER ]
Steve: PEOPLE ARE CRUEL Jimmy: AND FINALLY, SENATOR JON TESTER SAID, "YOU THINK
THAT'S BAD I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY BARBER'S WIFE AND I THINK HE
FOUND OUT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WOW.
Steve: WOW. Jimmy: THEY'RE TRYING TO HELP
WELL, HERE'S SOME BIG POLITICAL NEWS I READ THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN IS
PLANNING TO ANNOUNCE HIS RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN NEXT WEEK DOES BIDEN EVEN NEED TO
CAMPAIGN I MEAN, HE'S RUN FOR PRESIDENT THREE TIMES, WHO'S GONNA BE
LIKE, "I GOT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS GUY?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THE ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE EARLY NEXT WEEK. BIDEN SAID, "BEFORE GETTING
DOWN TO BUSINESS I JUST WANT TO ENJOY COACHELLA. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, SPEAKING OF COACHELLA, TODAY THE FINAL WEEKEND KICKED OFF.
YEP, SO BETWEEN COACHELLA AND THE NEW "SUPER MARIO" MOVIE, IT'S BEEN A BIG MONTH FOR
MUSHROOMS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
EXCITED FOR THE SECOND WEEKEND OF COACHELLA I ACTUALLY JUST SAW AN AD FOR
IT CHECK THIS OUT
THIS YEAR'S COACHELLA HAS THE MOST PACKED LINE UP. BAD BUNNY, BLACKPINK,
BLINK-182, BJORK, BOYGENIUS, BURNA BOY, BLONDIE AND BECKY G, BETTY BOOP, BJORN BORG AND BOB
BARKER, BLINK PINK BUNNY BOY BOY BOY, BJORK BORG B-B-BARKER, BUCA DI BEPPO, BEBEBE, BOBOBO,
BA-DA-BA-BA-BA, B-B-B-B-B-BB-B-B-BAD-- ♪
AND OF COURSE, WET LEG SPONSORED BY BATH SALTS AND BUILD A BEAR
Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF LETTERS. B-B-B-B.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: THAT'S A BAND NAME Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, PEOPLE ARE
TALKING ABOUT THIS I HEARD THAT KYLIE JENNER AND TIMOTHEE CHALAMET ARE DATING
[ RECORD SCRATCH ] SAY WHAT? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: YES. YES, APPARENTLY THEY'VE BEEN SNEAKING AROUND FOR MONTHS,
WITH SOURCES SAYING KYLIE HAS MOSTLY BEEN HANGING OUT AT HIS HOUSE.
SAY WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NOT ONLY THAT, BUT
THERE ARE REPORTS THAT THE TWO WERE SEEN KISSING BACKSTAGE AT COACHELLA.
SAY WHAT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND THAT'S NOT ALL,
AFTER THAT I HEARD THEY MIGHT EVEN GO ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH KENDALL JENNER AND BAD BUNNY
ENOUGH, JIMMY, ENOUGH I CAN'T IT IT'S TOO MUCH GOSSIP
[ EXPLOSION ♪ STOP STOP I CAN'T TAK IT NO MORE SAY WHAT SAY WHAT
I CAN'T TAKE IT NO ♪ ♪ STOP STOP I DON'T WAN TO HEAR IT NEWS LIKE THI
GONNA MAKE YA SAY WHAT ♪ [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: FINALLY I SAW THAT
CARNIVAL BANNED TWO CRUISE PASSENGERS BECAUSE THEY WERE CAUGHT FISHING FROM THE BALCONY
IN THEIR ROOM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] UNFORTUNATELY THEIR ROOM
OVERLOOKED THE POOL. BUT THEY DID PRETTY WELL THEY CAUGHT SIX RETIREES AND A
A CRAPPY MAGICIAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES. COME ON.
NOTES. COME ON.
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: GUYS, TODAY IS FRIDAY AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF.
YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS AND OF COURSE I SEND OUT THANK YOU
NOTES. AND I WAS RUNNING-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
- RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY, SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO
WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW. IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC PLEASE?
♪ OH, THERE YOU GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHOA Steve: IT'S LIKE A DOG HEAD Jimmy: THANK YOU,
RON DeSANTIS' ONGOING FEUD WITH DISNEYWORLD, FOR MAKING EVEN PARENTS SAY, "LET IT GO!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ THANK YOU, WEED GUMMIES, FOR
COMING IN TWO VARIETIES, BARELY FEEL IT OR ENTER THE 11th DIMENSION.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: JIMMY. ♪
Jimmy: THANK YOU, "SUPER MARIO BROTHERS" MOVIE FOR BEING EXPECTED TO MAKE A BILLION
DOLLARS, OR IN MARIO TERMS - [ COIN CLINKING [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
♪ THANK YOU, EARTH DAY, FOR SOUNDING LIKE SOMEONE'S
SUPPRESSING A BURP WHILE SAYING THE WORD "BIRTHDAY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
EARTH DAY. HAPPY EARTH DAY. Steve: EARTH DAY.
♪ Jimmy: THANK YOU, SPACEX STARSHIP, FOR BEING A FAILED
ROCKET LAUNCH, BUT A SUPER SUCCESSFUL FIREWORKS LAUNCH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Steve: OH Jimmy: OH, AH OH, AH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE
OH, AH Steve: DA DA DA DA DA DA. Jimmy: NO, THAT ONE'S MY
FAVORITE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪
THANK YOU, ARTISTS, FOR CREATING THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL MUSIC, PAINTINGS AND
SUBWAY SANDWICHES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
THANK YOU, ALARM CLOCKS, FOR WEARING NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES
OH, THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYONE, THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SIENNA MILLER. COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪
YOU CANNOT LOOK HAPPY-- Jimmy: NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS. YOU CAN CATCH HER IN THE SERIES
FINALE OF "EXTRAPOLATIONS," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON APPLE TV PLUS.
PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, SIENNA MILLER!
♪ HELLO Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK I MIGHT AS WELL MOVE IN Jimmy: I LOVE HAVING YOU
HERE I LOVE IT TOO Jimmy: HOW IS YOUR DAUGHTER
HOW SHE'S DOING? SHE'S PRETTY GREAT. Jimmy: MARLOWE.
MARLOWE SHE'S 10 Jimmy: SHE'S 10
IT HAPPENED LIKE THAT Jimmy: IT REALLY DOES IT REALLY DOES, BUT SHE'S
AMAZING. Jimmy: WE SPOILED HER LAST TIME SHE WAS HERE.
SHE CAME WITH YOU, BUT WE HAD PUPPIES ON THE SHOW. AND SHE WAS LIKE, "WHAT?
AND SHE JUST STAYED IN HER ROOM WITH LIKE 15 PUPPIES SHE'S LIKE, "THIS IS THE BEST
SHOW EVER. I TELL HER I'M GOING TO WORK
EVERY TIME SHE COMES, SHE'S LIKE LOOKING AT ME, "THIS IS NOT WORK."
SURROUNDED WITH PUPPIES. Jimmy: WE'RE PLAYING WITH PUPPIES.
"YOU CAN'T FOOL ME ANYMORE. Jimmy: ARE YOU STILL DOING THE THING WHERE YOU PLAY AN
ALBUM A WEEK FOR HER SO WE DID THAT FOR A LONG TIME
AND NOW THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTH THAT I COULD MAKE HER SIT THROUGH AN ALBUM A WEEK.
SHE'S GOT GREAT MUSIC TASTE, AND I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT I HAD A HAND IN THAT THROUGH
THE EARLY-- Jimmy: SHE'S TAKEN OVER NOW SHE'S TAKEN OVER, AND IT'S
A ROLE REVERSE SHE ACTUALLY EDUCATES ME ABOUT CURRENT POPULAR MUSIC BECAUSE
I'M STUCK IN THE-- I DON'T KNOW, ANOTHER CENTURY. Jimmy: SO, WHO'S SHE TURNED
YOU ON TO? A LOT OF TAYLOR SWIFT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH, WHO WE LOVE. Jimmy: YES! YES, WE LOVE HER.
OLIVIA RODRIGO AND SORT OF, QUITE EMO POP Jimmy: YEAH
HAVE YOU TAKEN HER TO-- YOU CAN TELL I'VE GOT A A 10-YEAR-OLD.
I'M LIKE, "EMO LEAN GIRL. Jimmy: NO RIZZ.
NO RIZZ. I'M NOT COOL ANYMORE. SUS.
Jimmy: DON'T BE SUS YOU GUYS ARE BEING SUS A LITTLE BIT.
OH, NO. SHIPPING-- HAVE YOU HEARD SHIPPING
Jimmy: NO SHE'S LIKE, "HE WAS TOTALING SHIPPING HER."
WHICH MEANS, "CRUSHING ON," I THINK. I'M LIKE, "SHIPPING, YOU SAY?"
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NAUTICAL? IT'S LIKE, NOT COOL ANYMORE.
Jimmy: YOU'RE TOTALLY COOL. I THINK SO, BUT SHE DOES NOT.
Jimmy: REALLY NO. Jimmy: BUT HAVE YOU BEEN TO
A CONCERT? I TOOK HER TO TAYLOR SWIFT. THAT WAS HER FIRST CONCERT
SHE WAS ABOUT FIVE OR SIX. Jimmy: OH, MY GOD AMAZING.
YEAH. AND I TOOK HER, AND HER COUSINS, AND HER BEST FRIEND
AND I WAS DEFINITELY THE OLDEST AND MOST ENTHUSIASTIC MEMBER OF THAT AUDIENCE.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE KNOW TAYLOR, VERY FORTUNATELY, SO WE GOT TO GO
BACKSTAGE AFTERWARDS, WHICH WAS A DREAM. BUT SHE WAS LIKE, "I SAW YOU
SINGING EVERY SINGLE WORD OF MY SONG." Jimmy: AND SHE WAS A LITTLE
WORRIED? SHE WAS JUST LIKE, SHE'S LIKE, YOU ARE A BIG FAN.
I WAS LIKE, "YEP." Jimmy: SO YOU WERE RIGHT UP CLOSE?
YEAH. I WAS JUST LIKE-- ♪ SHAKE IT OFF ♪
Jimmy: JUST YELLING AT HER. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AT CONCERTS AT ALL.
IF YOU'RE WITH YOUR KIDS YOU CANNOT DANCE YOU CANNOT LOOK HAPPY.
Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CANNOT SING EVERY WORD.
Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? DO YOU REMEMBER?
MY FIRST CONCERT WAS OASIS IN 1996. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: WHAT IT WAS-- I TOOK MY BEST FRIEND, AND WE WENT TO EARLS
COURT AND IT WAS-- IT'S AN ICONIC GIG THAT WE SNUCK OUT AND WENT TO.
I WAS 14 OR SOMETHING. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. BUT I WAS CONVINCED THAT
THEY LOOKED AT ME. THAT LIAM GALLAGHER LOOKED ME IN THE EYE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "I KNOW HE SAW ME. I WAS SO IN LOVE WITH HIM.
Jimmy: YOU GO, "OH MY GOSH, WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED THIS IS SO COOL.
ACTUALLY, MY MOTHER THEN MET NOEL GALLAGHER IN HARROD'S OR SOMETHING.
LIKE, HE WAS SHOPPING. AND SHE WENT UP AND SHE WENT, "MY DAUGHTER'S GOING TO MARRY
LIAM." HE SAID, "I DON'T THINK SO, ACTUALLY."
[ LAUGHTER ] "I DON'T THINK SHE IS." AND NOW HE'S ONE OF MY BEST
MATES WHICH I WILL TELL EVERYBODY. AND I DID DROP THAT NAME AND I
WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO Jimmy: NOEL GALLAGHER SO, NOW I'M TEAM NOEL
Jimmy: I LOVE NOEL GALLAGHER YEAH, HE'S THE BEST
Jimmy: I LOVE BOTH OF THEM. AND HIS BAND'S AMAZING. Jimmy: HIGH FLYING BIRDS.
THE NEW STUFF IS SO FANTASTIC. YEAH
Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT FIRST CONCERT TO GO TO MY FIRST WAS WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD, THAT IS SO ON BRAND.
I'VE NEVER LOVED YOU MORE. Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF PERFECT, YEAH
OF ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD HAVE SAID-- IT'S PERFECT. Jimmy: IT WAS PERFECT
THE REST IS HISTORY AND HERE YOU ARE. Jimmy: OASIS IS PERFECT FOR
YOU TOO. IT FITS. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A STRANGER TO
PERFORMING ON STAGE. YOU WERE IN "CABARET," SINGING YES
Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF WE'VE TOLD THE STORY ON THE SHOW IT MAKES ME LAUGH.
IT'S SAD, BUT IT'S FUNNY IT'S SAD. I WAS DOING "CABARET," AND THE
BIG NUMBER IN "CABARET" IS, FUNNY ENOUGH, A SONG CALLED "CABARET."
AND THE WAY THAT WE STAGE, IT WAS LIKE ONE SPOTLIGHT IN THE EYES
SO, IT GOES TO A BLACKOUT AND YOU'RE BLIND THE ONLY WAY TO GET OFF STAGE
IS TO STAND THERE WITH YOUR ARMS OUT AND BE LED OFF, BECAUSE THE BACK WALL MOVES IN
FOR THE NEXT SCENE HOWEVER, ONE NIGHT THE MAN DID NOT SHOW UP, AND I HEARD THE
WALL MOVE. AND I WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T BE STUMBLING AROUND ON THE
PLATFORM IT'S GOING TO RUIN THE SHOW. SO I RAN IN DIRECTION OF
OFFSTAGE I SLAMMED-- ALAN CUMMING WAS THE EMCEE.
HE HEAR LIKE A - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A SKULL ON METAL.
AND I FELT, LIKE, WARM BLOOD AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "I'VE GOT TO FINISH THE SHOW."
CLIMBED UP THE STAIRS. I'M STANDING IN THIS BALCONY, BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN.
EIGHT STITCHES, GOT A NICE SCAR AND THEN THE NEXT DAY THERE WAS
A MATINEE, AND THEY WERE LIKE, "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THE SHOW?"
I HAD THE BIGGEST BLACK EYE. I WAS LIKE, "JUST PUT ON MORE LASHES."
AND SALLY BOWLES HAS TO LOOK AT PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE, AND KIND OF FLIRT WITH THEM, AND
THE MEN WERE HORRIFIED [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS HONESTLY, I LITERALLY
HAD LIKE HAD HALF AN EYE THAT WAS BLACK AND LOADS OF-- IT WAS JUST NOT OKAY.
Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S SO FUNNY. COME ON.
SEE, THAT'S A TROUPER, THOUGH. THAT'S A PROFESSIONAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S WHAT WE DO. THE SHOW MUST GO ON Jimmy: THE SHOW MUST GO ON.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS SHOW, "EXTRAPOLATIONS. IT'S ON APPLE TV PLUS.
MERYL STREEP, BY THE WAY, PLAYS YOUR MOM I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING
IS THAT ONE OF THE REASONS YOU DID IT I MEAN, I THINK IF I GOT--
I GOT AN EMAIL FROM SCOTT Z. BURNS AND IT SAID, "I WOULD LOVE YOU TO DO THIS.
WE'D WORKED TOGETHER ON "THE LOUDEST VOICE. HE DIRECTED AN EPISODE OF THAT
SO WE WERE FRIENDS, AND THEN THERE WAS A, "P.S., MERYL STREEP IS PLAYING YOUR
MOTHER." AT WHICH POINT, I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T NEED TO READ IT.
I'M IN." YOU KNOW, THAT'S A BUCKET LIST ISN'T IT, FOR ANY OF US TO EVEN
BE IN THE ROOM Jimmy: WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? OH, SHE'S AWFUL
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, SHE'S THE BEST SHE'S LIKE EVERYTHING YOU WOULD
WANT AND MORE. Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE YOU, BUT DO YOU GET NERVOUS WHEN
YOU'RE NEXT TO MERYL STREEP? YES, LET ALONE HAVING THE LOOK HER IN THE EYES AND ACT
BECAUSE ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS WATCH WHAT SHE'S DOING SHE'S SO BRILLIANT
WHICH IS NEWS TO EVERYONE, I KNOW SHE'S A REALLY, GREAT ACTOR.
Jimmy: AT THE END OF EVERY EPISODE, THERE'S A SCREEN WHERE PEOPLE CAN GO ON A WEBSITE, AND
GET MORE INFORMATION ABOUT CLIMATE CRISIS AND THAT WEBSITE IS APPLE.CO/EXTRAPOLATIONSTV
GO THERE, CHECK IT OUT, SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP THE CLIMATE.
SERIES FINALE CAME OUT TODAY I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S SIENNA MILLER IN
"EXTRAPOLATIONS. TAKE A LOOK.
DR. SHEARER, WERE YOU PAID FOR YOUR WORK AT MENAGERIE 2100
YES DEPRESSING WORK, I'M SURE ALL THAT SAYING GOODBYE?
YES? THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU RECEIVED MOOD STABILIZING THERAPEUTICS
FROM ALPHA MS. SHEARER RELIES ON ALPHA FOR HER RETIREMENT AND HER
MEDICINE WHAT IF HER ONGOING DEPRESSION IS CAUSED HER TO BLAME THE
MEDICINES THAT ALPHA PROVIDES HER WITH I KNOW YOU WANT PEOPLE TO
THINK I'M CRAZY, MR. TURNER, AND MAYBE-- MAYBE I AM. MAYBE THAT'S WHAT CLIMATE
CHANGE IS DOING TO ALL OF US SOME OF US ARE CRAZY BECAUSE WE LOOK AT THE WORLD, AND ALL WE
HAVE LOST AND WE STILL HAVE HOPE Jimmy: COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE FANTASTIC WHO'S BETTER
SIENNA MILLER. WHO'S BETTER THAN SIENNA MILLER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "EXTRAPOLATIONS" IS STREAMING NOW ON APPLE TV PLUS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ IF YOU HAVE EGO, THEN IT'S
LIKE, THE SHIP DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE, BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY JOB.
Jimmy: YOU'LL MAKE A TURN IN THE ONE WAY BECAUSE YOU'RE ROWING TOO HARD ON THAT SIDE
OR YOU GET FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GUY AND YOU TAKE YOUR OAR OUT OF THE WATER
AND THEN IT'S THE SELF
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE APPLE TV PLUS SERIES
"THE LAST THING HE TOLD ME," STREAMING NOW WITH NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU.
♪ Jimmy: THAT'S A MOVIE STAR RIGHT THERE.
COME ON, BUD NIKOLAJ, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
GREAT TO SEE YOU. Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU BECAUSE WE WERE TALKING
BACKSTAGE. YOU HAVE BEEN AROUND THE WORLD IN THE LAST COUPLE WEEKS
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW? SUNNY NEW YORK.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY Jimmy: SUNNY NEW YORK HOW'S THE TRAVELS?
IT'S BEEN A CHALLENGE IT'S BEEN SO MUCH FUN. I'M DOING THIS SHOW.
WE'RE TRAVELING THROUGH AFRICA, NORTH AMERICA, ASIA, AUSTRALIA AUSTRALIA, BEAUTIFUL PLACE
THE ONLY THING OF COURSE IS THAT EVERYTHING WILL KILL YOU, OR HURT YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'M A LITTLE AFRAID, YEAH, BECAUSE IF YOU SWIM IN
THE OCEAN, SHARKS-- I WAS SWIMMING IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, AND OF COURSE,
THEN YOU LOOK DOWN, AND THERE'S A SHARK. THEY KEEP TELLING YOU IT'S
FINE, AND THEN YOU READ THE NEWS NO, IT'S NOT FINE.
Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S NOT FINE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
YOU HAD SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU I WAS BEING SO CAUTIOUS WITH
EVERYTHING AND THEN-- BUT I GOT BITTEN MY MOSQUITOS.
YOU KNOW, IT'S FINE, OF COURSE I REACTED, BUT THEY GOT KIND OF BIG.
BUT I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, IT'S FINE." WE KEPT TRALING.
WE WENT THE VIETNAM. IT GOT WORSE, AND THEN THESE BLISTERS STARTED FORMING
YEAH, IT WAS DISGUSTING. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN I WAS GOING TO JAPAN, AND
ON THE FLIGHT THERE, IT STARTED OOZING [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
LIKE-- YEAH, I'M SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT REALLY, LITERALLY IT'S LIKE
I WAS PEEING MY KNEES. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT Jimmy: YOU JUST DID
WE GET IT. WE GET IT. ANY WAY, I MAKE IT TO JAPAN,
AND A PLACE CALLED TAKOSHIMA AND I SAY, "I THINK I SEE A DOCTOR."
WE FOUND-- WE WENT TO THIS PLACE. THIS DOCTOR, AND EVEN THE
WAITING ROOM, KIDS WALKED PAST, LOOKED AT MY KNEES AND THEY'RE LIKE -
TEARS IN HIS EYES. SO, I COME IN, THIS DOCTOR LOOKED AT MY KNEES AND GOES--
THIS IS AMAZING. I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE SHE FOUND THESE BOOKS TO SHOW
ME THESE PICTURES. AND IT WAS ALL THESE DISGUSTING PICTURES
SHE'S LIKE, "IT'S LIKE THIS. YOUR'S IS WORSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOU DON'T SPEAK ANY JAPANESE I DO NOT.
I HAD A TRANSLATOR AND THEN SHE WAS HELPING ME OUT.
THEN THIS OTHER NURSE-- ALL THESE NURSES SUDDENLY APPEARED, AND THEY STARTED TREATING MY
LEGS, AND THEY WAS KIND OF WRAPPING IT IN-- I LOOKED LIKE THE MUMMY.
IT WORKED. I FELT GOOD. I FELT SAFE.
Jimmy: YOU DID. I DID [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT US A PHOTO, WHICH I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE.
THIS IS YOUR KNEE ALL WRAPPED UP LOOK AT HOW-- LOOK AT THESE
DOCTORS. LOOK HOW HAPPY THESE WOMEN ARE [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY'RE SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL LIKE, "HEY, I'LL TREAT HIM.
"NO, I'LL TREAT HIM! "NO, I'LL RUB HIS LEG. "NO, LET ME RUB HIS BACK."
THEY'RE SO PSYCHED YEAH. AND THEY REALLY SAVED ME
THEY SAVED THE TRIP. I'M SO GRATEFUL. IF THEY WATCH THIS, THANK YOU
SO MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS NEW SERIES ON APPLE TV
PLUS. YOU AND JENNIFER GARNER.
AMAZING. Jimmy: COME ON.
THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW. BUT THE LAST THING HE TOLD ME--
AND IT'S PART MYSTERY, PART THRILLER, PART LOVE STORY.
I DON'T WANT TO GIVE ANYTHING REALLY AWAY.
THAT'S ABOUT IT, YEAH. Jimmy: "THE LAST THING HE
TOLD ME," FROM WHAT WE KNOW IS HAPPILY MARRIED.
THEY HAVE A TEENAGE DAUGHTER. ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU'RE NOT
THERE, AND THERE'S A NOTE FROM YOU THAT SAYS, "PROTECT HER."
THAT'S IT. Jimmy: THERE YOU GO.
THEN THEY FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED.
WHO IS THIS GUY? Jimmy: DID YOU DIE?
WE DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW!
IT'S A MYSTERY. Jimmy: YOU GUYS HAVE GOOD
CHEMISTRY. HAVE YOU KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR
LONG? NO, NO, I NEVER MET JENNIFER
BEFORE. IT WAS KIND OF-- IT WAS THE
WEIRDEST FIRST MEETING I EVER HAD ON A MOVIE OR A SHOW.
I MET THE DIRECTOR AND THE PRODUCER, AND THEY SAID, "OKAY,
TOMORROW YOU'RE GOING TO MEET JENNIFER.
AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A SESSION WITH AN INTIMACY COACH."
I WAS LIKE, "INTIMACY COACH?" Jimmy: INTIMACY COACH.
USUALLY-- IT'S A FAIRLY NEW THING, BUT YOU ONLY DO IT IF YOU
HAVE REALLY INTIMATE SCENES LIKE--
Jimmy: A SEX SCENE. YES, SEX SCENE.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU ALMOST SAID IT.
THANK YOU. I WAS LIKE, "DID THEY REWRITE
THE SCRIPT? BECAUSE I HADN'T SEEN ANY OF
THOSE." Jimmy: NOTHING THAT RAUNCHY?
NO, NO, NO, BUT-- SO ANYWAYS I'M LIKE, "THIS IS GOING TO BE
UNCOMFORTABLE." THE FIRST TIME I MEET HER WE'RE
GOING TO BE-- MAYBE I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING SHE REQUESTED.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
YOU NEVER KNOW.
YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN. SO, I SHOW UP NEXT DAY AT HER
HOUSE WITH THE DIRECTOR AND THIS VERY SENSUAL INTIMACY COACH.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THE COACH IS SENSUAL?
SHE WAS VERY-- Jimmy: INTIMATE?
[ LAUGHTER ] YES, BUT ALSO VERY MUCH
GROUNDED IN HER BODY. SO, THE FIRST TIME WE REALLY
MEET SHE TELLS US, "STAND UP, GET REALLY CLOSE."
AND THEN YOU HAVE TO GET REALLY, REALLY CLOSE TO A PERSON YOU
DON'T KNOW, AND THEN CLOSE YOUR EYES.
"AND NOW SMELL EACH OTHER." [ LAUGHTER ]
AND WE SMELL-- Jimmy: WHAT?
YES. Jimmy: THAT'S MORE THAN DOING
A SEX SCENE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF SEX
SCENES YOU DO. Jimmy: I'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED.
I COULD DRAW YOU A PICTURE. BUT THE FUNNY THING-- THE
GOOD THING ABOUT IT, IN THAT MOMENT, WE REALIZED WE HAD THE
SAME SENSE OF HUMOR. WE BOTH STARTED LAUGHING.
WE REALIZED, "OKAY, WE'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, BUT WE DON'T
TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY." AND IT WAS ACTUALLY THE PERFECT
WAY TO START-- Jimmy: BREAK THE ICE.
YEAH, BREAK THE ICE, BECAUSE YOU REALIZE THERE WAS NO ICE TO
BREAK. Jimmy: IT WAS JUST BEING FUN.
SO CAN WE SET UP. THERE'S NOTHING ELSE.
I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING. OR ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY
ANYTHING ELSE? IS THERE ANYTHING-- YOU WANT I
SHOULD SAY? WELL, I MEAN, JENNIFER IS
INCREDIBLE IN THE SHOW, AND NO, THAT'S IT.
THE GUY DISAPPEARS, AND YOU'RE GOING FIND OUT-- I DON'T
BELIEVE ANYONE WILL BE ABLE TO GUESS IT.
UNLESS, THEY READ THE AMAZING BOOK THAT IT'S BASED ON.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONLY OTHER
WAY. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU AND JENNIFER GARNER IN THE LAST
THING HE TOLD ME. TAKE A LOOK.
YOUR FIRST LESSON IS THAT A GOOD PIECE OF WOOD ALWAYS HAS
ONE THING, ONE QUALITY THAT DEFINES IT.
WHAT DEFINES THIS PIECE? HOPE.
I THINK THIS PART COULD TURN OUT INTERESTING.
I LIKE THAT. HMM.
YOU PROBABLY SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT MOST PEOPLE.
AT THE END OF THE DAY, ONE THING DEFINES THEM.
WHAT DEFINES YOU? WHAT DEFINES YOU?
I ASKED FIRST. THERE'S NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO
FOR MY DAUGHTER. Jimmy: YEAH, MAN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU!
"THE LAST THING HE TOLD ME" IS STREAMING NOW ON APPLE TV PLUS.
NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW." STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE
STAR OF THE HUGE NEW SERIES "THE NIGHT AGENT," WHICH IS
STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME GABRIEL BASSO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SIT Jimmy: YOU DID A GREAT JOB, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH. YOU ALWAYS OVERTHINK IT. Jimmy: YEAH
DID YOU OVERTHINK SITTING RIGHT NOW? WELL, YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN
YOU'RE FILMING ANYTHING AND THEY'RE LIKE, "TALK ON THE PHONE BUT MAKE IT LOOK NATURAL"
AND YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE OVERTHINKING IT? Jimmy: YEAH
I JUST OVERTHOUGHT SITTING. Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD SITTING THANKS, MAN Jimmy: LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE
DONE IT BEFORE I WATCHED [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOU RESEARCHED A LOT OF THE TAPE AND STUFF-- A LOT OF YEARS OF SITTING
Jimmy: YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST SITTERS I'VE EVER SAT NEXT TO
[ LAUGHTER ] I APPRECIATE THAT Jimmy: YOU'RE WELCOME
THIS IS YOUR TALK SHOW DEBUT YES, SIR, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: I'M HONORED. I'M HONORED THAT YOU'RE HERE IT'S AN HONOR TO BE HERE.
Jimmy: WELCOME. FIRST OF MANY TIMES. YOU'RE IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST
SHOWS IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, "THE NIGHT AGENT." PEOPLE CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT
THIS BUT THERE'S ANOTHER ROLE THAT YOU PLAYED THAT PEOPLE CAN'T
STOP TALKING ABOUT, AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUT YOU WERE
ONCE ON THE SHOW "iCARLY." YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: IS THAT YOU? THAT IS ME. IT'S HARD TO TELL.
I THINK THE WHOLE PREMISE OF THE SHOW WAS IT WAS HARD TO TELL
Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT WAS IT, A A BIZARRO WORLD? OR WAS IT-- YOU PLAYED
FREDDIE? SO I HAD MY OWN IDEA OF WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED WHERE
THERE'S, LIKE, A BATTLE FOR WHO GETS TO BE FREDDIE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, AND THE FAKES TRY TO REMOVE THE REAL ONES, BUT THEY DIDN'T LIKE THAT
IT'S NICKELODEON Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT DOING IT I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH, TO BE
HONEST I FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED UNTIL RECENTLY AND EVERYONE WAS
REMINDING ME Jimmy: BECAUSE THE INTERNET JUST LOVES IT.
YEAH. SO I DON'T REMEMBER. Jimmy: YOU DON'T REMEMBER
IT WAS FUN, I GUESS, AS A A KID. Jimmy: YEAH, AND NOW IT'S
HAVING A RESURGENCE. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ACTING? HOW YOUNG WERE YOU
13 TO 18 AND THEN I QUIT FOR LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT YEARS. Jimmy: YOU QUIT BECAUSE, YOU
GO, "I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT, IT'S NOT FOR ME RIGHT NOW"? I JUST-- LOOK, I THINK
ACTORS ARE REALLY INSULATED FROM REALITY, AND I THINK OF ALL PEOPLE, ACTORS SHOULD BE
THE LEAST INSULATED PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY GOT TO, LIKE, PORTRAY REAL THINGS.
AND SO EVERYTHING SORT OF FELT LIKE A PSEUDO EXPERIENCE TO ME LIKE AS A KID, WHERE, "OH, YOU
CAN BE THE FIGHTER" AND THEN NOT ACTUALLY HIT ANYBODY OR KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET HIT
OR WHATEVER. IT JUST FELT VERY FAKE, SO I QUIT BECAUSE I WAS-- I DIDN'T
WANT TO BE DEPRESSED [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: GOOD LUCK, BUDDY
[ LAUGHTER ] AND NOW I'M BACK. Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE BACK,
YEAH YOU GOT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH. Jimmy: BUT YOU CAN DO SO MANY THINGS.
I WAS LOOKING ON THE INTERNET ABOUT DIFFERENT SKILLS THAT YOU--
I HOPE IT WAS ON THE INTERNET AND YOU'RE NOT, LIKE, WATCHING ME.
Jimmy: I'M WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE, YEAH BUT YOU CAN-- YOU'RE SKILLED
AT KNIFE THROWING, ARCHERY, WEIGHT LIFTING, PROFESSIONAL FIGHTING, DRUMS--
AMATEUR FIGHTING. Jimmy: YEAH SORRY, ADDED PROFESSION.
I DON'T GET PAID. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DRUMS, VIOLIN,
DRAWING, WELDING YEAH. Jimmy: WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S FANTASTIC I DON'T HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH NO, BUT I MEAN, THIS IS ONE OF
THE OTHER THINGS, YOU JUST-- I GUESS, DID YOU JUST GET A-- WHAT DO YOU GET?
Steve: SO, YEAH, I GOT MY DSWA WALLING LICENSE, SO THAT'S DRY STONE.
I'M A STONE MASON. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'M SO JEALOUS OF
THIS I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS
I COULDN'T DO-- THAT'S A GORGEOUS WALL. AND WHEN SOMEONE BUILDS SOMEONE
A WALL, IT BETTER BE GOOD, BECAUSE IT HAS TO STAND THE TEST OF TIME
YEAH, I HOPE IT DOES. AND THAT'S SORT OF THE FUNNY THING AS YOU'RE BUILDING THESE
THINGS THAT, I DON'T KNOW, KIND OF PUT THIS BUSINESS IN CONTEXT.
BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE, THIS WILL LAST WAY LONGER THAN PEOPLE-- THAN MY SHOW WILL LAST
THEN YOU GO OUTSIDE AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR WALL - [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S NOT REALLY FUNNY IT'S JUST SORT OF LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE HARD ON YOURSELF IT'S A GOOD THING, BECAUSE I
THINK PEOPLE HAVE SO MUCH EGO ABOUT STUFF, AND TO LOOK AT A WALL AND BE LIKE, WOW, IF
THEY LOST THEIR WI-FI THEY COULDN'T WATCH MY SHOW, BUT THIS WALL SERVES A PURPOSE AND
WILL BE AROUND IT JUST-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: DUDE, YOU ARE-- YOU HAVE TO COME BACK ON THE SHOW. YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE
GUESTS WE'VE EVER HAD. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE FASCINATING TO ME
THANKS, MAN Jimmy: I AGREE WITH YOU THAT WALL WILL LAST FOR--
IT SHOULD IF-- YEAH. Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY I DON'T KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I THINK YOU GOT SOMETHING.
LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE NIGHT AGENT. BECAUSE THIS IS-- IT ALREADY
GOT PICKED UP FOR ANOTHER SEASON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL DONE. THANK YOU THANK YOU.
Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DO THE SHOW, YOU WORK HARD ON IT, AND THEN
IT COMES OUT, AND EVERYONE'S WATCHING YOU, YOU GO, OH, THIS IS KIND OF COOL.
PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS. I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WOULD CATCH ON
IT'S GIANT IT'S ALWAYS NICE WHEN PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS, BUT ESPECIALLY
WHEN IT'S YOUR ART, BUT FOR ME IT'S A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. BECAUSE I DO PEN AND INK
ILLUSTRATIONS AND STUFF. AND LIKE, THAT'S ME. THAT'S FROM MY HEAD.
THIS IS SO, LIKE, COLLABORATIVE, AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE AND YOU'RE WORKING, YOU'RE
DONE, AND THEN EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS THAT EVERYONE ELSE SEES WAS SO OUT OF YOUR CONTROL AND
OUT OF YOUR HANDS THAT IT'S SORT OF LIKE - PEOPLE COMPLIMENT YOU BECAUSE
SOCIETY SEES IT'S YOU, BUT THEN YOU'RE LIKE, BUT I DIDN'T EDIT THIS STUFF
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN MY JOB, SO IT'S LIKE -
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S JUST UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME-- LIKE -
Jimmy: THIS IS THE REALEST INTERVIEW I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UNBELIEVABLE FASCINATING.
I REMEMBER I HAD A CAMERA OPERATOR [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING. THERE WAS A CAMERA OPERATOR
BUDDY OF MINE, AND I JUST-- [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I HAVE A GOOD FIX FOR YOU. Jimmy: YOU DO YEAH.
OH, LET ME FIX YOU REAL QUICK. Jimmy: YOU HAVE A GOOD FIX FOR ME
SO I'M LOOKING AT THE CAMERA OPERATOR, AND I'M LIKE, WOW, THIS JOB DOES NOT HAPPEN
WITHOUT A CAMERA OPERATOR, AND THE SAME WAY IT DOESN'T HAPPEN WITHOUT A FOCUS PULLER
SO IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALL SORT OF WORKING TOGETHER, AND THEN THE END PRODUCT, THOUGH,
EVERYBODY'S LIKE, GABE, WE LOVE YOU, AND I'M LIKE-- Jimmy: IT'S A TEAM.
Steve: YEAH, IT'S A TEAM THING. IT'S LIKE ON A SHIP, AND THIS
IS HOW I THINK ABOUT IT-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF IT'S A SHIP, LIKE THOSE OLD
GREEK SHIPS AND EVERYBODY HAS AN OAR IN THE WATER-- LIKE, I HAVE MY OAR AND I'M DOING MY
JOB, AND AS LONG AS I DON'T SCREW UP, THE BOAT'S GOING TO GET WHERE IT NEEDS TO GO
BUT WE ALL HAVE TO ORIENT TO THE CAPTAIN'S AUTHORITY, AND IT'S NOT LIKE-- IF YOU HAVE
EGO, THEN IT'S LIKE, THE SHIP DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE, BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY JOB.
Jimmy: OR YOU'LL MAKE A TURN IN THE ONE WAY BECAUSE YOU'RE ROWING TOO HARD ON THAT SIDE
OR YOU GET FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GUY, AND YOU TAKE YOUR OAR OUT OF THE WATER
AND THEN IT'S THE SELF FULFILLING - Jimmy: AND THEN I SEE YOU, I
NUDGE YOU, I GO, "LOOK, HE'S NOT EVEN ROWING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, EXACTLY AND THE CAPTAIN'S LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL."
AND YOU'RE LIKE, "AH, WELL--" Jimmy: "TALK TO LARRY." YEAH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GABRIEL BASSO IN "THE NIGHT
AGENT. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
I THINK I SEE A WAY DOWN. COME ON. TAKE MY HAND
COME ON. [ CRASHING ] [ SCREAM ]
ARE YOU OKAY? PETER! YOUR TURN
I'M NOT JUMPING DOWN THERE. I'LL CATCH YOU. YOU'LL CATCH ME
YES THAT'S CRAZY. CRAZIER THAN WAITING AROUND
FOR YOUR FRIEND? COME ON! Jimmy: GABRIEL BASSO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE NIGHT AGENT" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST CAN BE
SEEN ON HIS NATIONWIDE STAND-UP TOUR THAT INCLUDES A NIGHT AT THE VIVINT ARENA IN SALT LAKE
CITY AN ARENA, OH, MY GOODNESS, HOW FUN.
NOVEMBER 24th. PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY RYAN HAMILTON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU
THANK YOU. HI, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, I'M FROM IDAHO
[ CHEERS ] MAYBE YOU DO BELIEVE THAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT'S-- IT'S STRANGE, THAT-- THAT'S ENOUGH TO GET A LAUGH IN NEW YORK CITY, REALLY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT DOESN'T REALLY REGISTER HERE, YOU KNOW
IT'S JUST-- PEOPLE GO-- RIGHT NOW ARE LOOKING AT ME GOING, "THIS GUY FROM IOWA IS PRETTY
INTERESTING. IT'S-- THAT'S HOW IT IS I LOVE THIS CITY, BUT THERE--
IT'S NOT MY DEFAULT SETTING, YOU KNOW THERE'S A RHYTHM TO THIS CITY
THAT I HAVE TO GET INTO AND I CAN FEEL IT COMING, MY CHEST STARTS TO TIGHTEN UP, MY
THOUGHTS START TO WHIRL. IT'S LIKE I'M GETTING INTO DOUBLE DUTCH
I CAN FEEL IT. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE "I'M GOING TO
NEW YORK I'M GOING TO NEW YORK.
I'M IN NEW YORK. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DON'T TOUCH ME
I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY HOLD THE DOOR PLEASE
HOLD THE DOOR. THIS IS A TWO BEDROOM, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?"
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, THIS IS AN IMPROVISATIONAL CITY
I MEAN, YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE AND YOU'RE SCATTING, YOU KNOW? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SUBWAY'S DOWN, UBER'S SURGING, I'M RUNNING. THIS IS-- THIS IS THE ONLY
CITY, YOU GO, "I GUESS I'M GOING TO RUN I DON'T KNOW."
IT'S JUST ANOTHER MODE OF TRANSPORTATION PEOPLE JUST RUN HERE, YOU KNOW
AND PEOPLE GET IT. "WHAT HAPPENED?" "I RAN 40 BLOCKS."
PEOPLE GO, "OH, I'M SO SORRY, I HAD TO RUN YESTERDAY ISN'T IT TERRIBLE?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I SAW A GUY RUNNING ON THE GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE AND
NOT AN EXERCISE GUY, A SUIT GUY, JUST RUNNING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IF YOU SEE AN EXERCISE GUY ON A BRIDGE, YOU THINK, "THAT GUY'S AMBITIOUS.
BUT IF YOU SEE A SUIT GUY RUNNING, JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE, BUT ESPECIALLY ON A BRIDGE, YOU
THINK, "THAT GUY'S IN TROUBLE. [ LAUGHTER ] WHERE ARE YOU IN YOUR LIFE THAT
YOU'RE IN A SUIT AND YOU GO, "I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER.
OH, NO [ LAUGHTER ] OH, NO
NOT AGAIN. [ APPLAUSE ] I THINK THAT GUY'S DEAD.
I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW A GUY ON THE SUBWAY
HOLDING A CITY BIKE AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT GUY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I WAS JUST LOOKING AT HIM LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING, BUT I KNOW THERE'S
A BETTER WAY TO GET THERE. I KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, CITY BIKES ARE THESE FREE BIKES WE HAVE AROUND THE CITY THAT YOU
PAY FOR. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW THEM.
HE WAS ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AND HOLDING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
[ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS SO PERPLEXING, YOU KNOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING
DID YOU PAY TWICE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S VERY STRANGE BECAUSE WE
ALL MAKE OUR TRAVEL PLAN IN THE MORNING, YOU KNOW, LIKE, "I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS DOWN AND
TRANSFER THERE." AND THIS GUY HAD TO BE LIKE-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"I'M OVERWHELMED I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW. I-- I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO
PICK UP THE BIKE FIRST YOU KNOW, I-- I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONLY GUY OUT THERE
WITHOUT A BIKE, YOU KNOW I'LL JUST TAKE IT DOWN THERE WITH ME.
AND ONCE YOU GET IT DOWN THERE, YOU'VE GOT TO BRING IT BACK UP AND THEN "MAYBE I CAN GET AN
UBER AND PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE UBER SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I JUST WANT TO GET SOMEWHERE WHERE I CAN RIDE THIS THING, YOU KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ] BEEN PAYING FOR IT ALL DAY LONG."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A TOUGH CITY TO GET AROUND
YOU EVER GIVE SOMEONE DIRECTIONS IN NEW YORK CITY AND THEN TWO BLOCKS LATER JUST
GO - "OH, NO. I THINK I KILLED THAT FOREIGN
FAMILY [ LAUGHTER ] THEY ARE SO DEAD AND THERE'S
NOTHING I CAN DO I JUST WANT TO CALL 911 AND BE LIKE, 'I'M SO SORRY, THERE'S
THIS FAMILY AND I SENT THEM WEST AT PORT AUTHORITY AND ALL THEY WANTED WAS CHEESECAKE AND
NOW I CAN'T SLEEP.'" MY FAMILY'S CONCERNED ABOUT ME OUT HERE AND THEY SHOULD BE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF YOU'RE A CRIMINAL AND YOU SEE ME WALKING AROUND, YOUR
THOUGHT IS, "IT'S GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY." [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. "I'M GOING TO HIT MY QUOTA EARLY AND CLOCK OUT," YOU KNOW
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CRIMINAL HALF DAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE-- IF I WAS EVER ON THE PHONE WITH MY FATHER WALKING AROUND THE CITY, HE'D ALWAYS
GO, "SON, WHERE'S YOUR WALLET? PUT YOUR WALLET IN YOUR FRONT POCKET."
THAT WAS MY DAD'S PLAN TO FOIL NEW YORK CITY'S CRIMINALS. [ LAUGHTER ]
JUST TO SWITCH MY WALLET OVER INTO THE UNEXPECTANT POCKET, YOU KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ] I-- I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS PLAYS OUT IF YOU GET HELD UP,
YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE, "I HOPE THEY DON'T COME AROUND.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING AWAY WITH THIS RIGHT NOW [ LAUGHTER ]
MY FATHER'S GOING TO BE SO PROUD. [ LAUGHTER ]
"WHERE'S THE WALLET, MAN, WHERE'S THE-- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I MEAN - "THIS GUY HAS NO CLUE! WHAT A RUBE, HUH
I GUESS HE'S NEVER BEEN TO IDAHO BEFORE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I'M RYAN HAMILTON, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH! THANK YOU SO MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RYAN HAMILTON, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE!
FOR TOUR INFO GO TO RYANHAMILTONLIVE.COM WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
OH, MY GOSH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
Jimmy: RYAN HAMILTON, THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE THANK YOU
Jimmy: YOU'RE PLAYING ARENAS ONE
I'M PLAYING ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] ONE ARENA.
JUST ONE SHOW. Jimmy: THAT COUNTS. NOVEMBER 24th?
YES Jimmy: BREAK A LEG. THAT'S FANTASTIC
THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE THAT.
THANK YOU. Jimmy: MY THANKS TO SIENNA MILLER,
NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU, GABRIEL BASSO, RYAN HAMILTON, ONCE AGAIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪