1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,716 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:18,318 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:27,961 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY 4 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:32,732 SIR RICHARD BRANSON, MUSICAL GUEST, BLONDSHELL, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:44,878 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1829 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:45,311 Questlove: 1829 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:53,186 --> 00:01:08,702 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, COME ON, I LOVE 8 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:14,607 YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT FEELS GREAT 9 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:18,345 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY THANK YOU SO MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELVES 10 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:20,647 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE! 11 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:23,283 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING YOU ARE HERE 12 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:26,986 IT IS GREAT DAY TO BE IN NEW YORK CITY. WELL, UNLESS YOU'RE ONE PERSON 13 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:33,326 [ LAUGHTER ] TODAY-- HISTORY WAS MADE TODAY IN NEW YORK CITY AS FORMER 14 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:35,095 PRESIDENT TRUMP BECAME THE FIRST U.S. PRESIDENT TO EVER BE ARRESTED AND FACE CRIMINAL 15 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:47,440 CHARGES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN THEY HEARD, NEW YORKERS 16 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,377 WERE LIKE-- ♪ IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:54,247 YEAH TRUMP MADE HISTORY THE ONLY GOOD NEWS FOR TRUMP-- 18 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:57,884 IN FLORIDA, ALL THE HISTORY BOOKS HAVE BEEN THROWN OUT, SO IT'S ALL RIGHT 19 00:01:57,884 --> 00:02:02,822 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, ON HIS WAY TO COURT, TRUMP POSTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA 20 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:06,559 FROM THE CAR HE WROTE, "HEADING TO LOWER MANHATTAN, THE COURTHOUSE. 21 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:10,463 SEEMS SO SURREAL-- WOW, THEY ARE GOING TO ARREST ME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 22 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:13,867 CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING IN AMERICA MAGA." 23 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,136 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN TRUMP SITS IN THE BACK OF A CAR, HE'S LIKE A LITTLE KID, 24 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,972 YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM A BAG OF CHEERIOS AND AN iPAD [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,774 IT'S LIKE, "OH, WE'LL BE AT COURT SOON, HONEY. TRUMP EVENTUALLY REACHED THE 26 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:25,745 TRUMP EVENTUALLY REACHED THE COURTHOUSE HERE HE IS WALKING IN. 27 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:30,583 THEY HAVE A HANDLE OF THE SECURITY HERE. AND THEN YOU SEE THE FORMER 28 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:35,455 PRESIDENT-- Jimmy: YEAH, HE GAVE A-- GAVE A LITTLE WAVE THERE 29 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:38,425 [ LAUGHTER ] GAVE A LITTLE-- WHO IS IT? 30 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:39,459 GAVE A LITTLE-- WHO IS IT? CAN WE SEE WHO HE'S WAVING AT? 31 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:45,098 AND THEN YOU SEE THE FORMER PRESIDENT-- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 32 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:49,436 Jimmy: THAT IS-- THAT IS-- THE ODDS-- THE ODDS OF THAT HAPPENING. 33 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:56,576 THE ODDS OF THAT HAPPENING [ LAUGHTER ] WOW. 34 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,579 WELL, ONCE HE WAS INSIDE, TRUMP WAS BOOKED AND FINGERPRINTED IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS 35 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:05,585 FINGERPRINTS LOOK LIKE, JUST LOOK AT A "DON'T WALK" SIGN. [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:08,555 YEP, TRUMP WAS ACTUALLY FINGERPRINTED. THEY DIDN'T EVEN USE AN INK 37 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:10,423 PAD, THEY JUST USED THE McRIB SAUCE THAT WAS ALREADY ON HIS FINGERS. 38 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:18,264 [ LAUGHTER ] ONCE HE GOT INSIDE THE COURTROOM, TRUMP WAS FORMALLY 39 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:20,433 CHARGED WITH 34 COUNTS OF FALSIFYING BUSINESS RECORDS IN THE FIRST DEGREE, WHICH ARE 40 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:28,308 CLASS E FELONIES YEP, TRUMP WAS LIKE, "OF COURSE THEY WERE VERY CLASSY FELONIES 41 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:31,611 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME WOULD SAY THE CLASSIEST OF FELONIES." 42 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:34,881 [ LAUGHTER ] IF THIS GOES TO TRIAL, PROSECUTORS PLAN TO CALL 43 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:40,086 STORMY DANIELS AS A WITNESS. STORMY DANIELS-- YEAH STORMY DANIELS HEARD AND WAS 44 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:44,724 LIKE, "HAVEN'T I WITNESSED ENOUGH?" [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:50,397 HERE'S A PICTURE OF TRUMP INSIDE THE COURTROOM OOH. 46 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,965 HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S WATCHING ANOTHER TABLE AT APPLEBEE'S GET THEIR FOOD FIRST 47 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:58,004 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE SEE HIM AGAIN, THAT FACE 48 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:01,641 YEAH, HE LOOKS - [ LAUGHTER ] LOOKS LIKE HE HAD TO SIT 49 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:05,745 THROUGH TWO UNSKIPPABLE ADS ON YOUTUBE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 50 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,515 LET ME JUST SEE HIM ONE MORE TIME [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:11,117 HE LOOKS LIKE BEN AFFLECK AT THE GRAMMYS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 52 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:16,056 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ RIM SHOT ] MEANWHILE, EARLIER TODAY, 53 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,691 MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE AND GEORGE SANTOS BOTH SHOWED UP OUTSIDE THE COURTHOUSE, AND IT 54 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:25,198 WAS ABSOLUTE CHAOS IT WAS BASICALLY THE CRAZIEST THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. 55 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:27,067 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] EVEN TIMES SQUARE ELMO WAS LIKE, "IF THEY TRY TO ENGAGE, 56 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:31,071 JUST WALK RIGHT PAST 'EM." [ LAUGHTER ] "DON'T EVEN-- DON'T ENGAGE 57 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,573 WITH THEM. YEAH, AS SOON AS GEORGE SANTOS SHOWED UP OUTSIDE THE 58 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:37,277 COURTHOUSE, HE WAS SWARMED BY REPORTERS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PHOTO. 59 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,280 YEAH TRUMP-- TRUMP SAW THE MEDIA FOLLOWING SANTOS, WAS LIKE, 60 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:45,251 "HEY, GET YOUR OWN ARRAIGNMENT. [ LAUGHTER ] 61 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:47,487 MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE WAS THEN INTERVIEWED ABOUT TRUMP'S 62 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,689 INDICTMENT AND SHE MADE AN INTERESTING COMPARISON LISTEN TO THIS 63 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:55,729 THINK ABOUT THIS - PRESIDENT TRUMP IS JOINING SOME OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE PEOPLE 64 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:59,733 IN HISTORY BEING ARRESTED TODAY. NELSON MANDELA WAS ARRESTED, 65 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:11,745 SERVED TIME IN PRISON. JESUS, JESUS WAS ARRESTED. [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:15,715 Jimmy: JESUS-- JESUS SAW THAT AND SAID, "JESUS! [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:24,157 [ RIM SHOT ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS A LONG DAY OF MEDIA 68 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,693 COVERAGE WITH REPORTERS STARTING EARLY IN THE MORNING AND TALKING NONSTOP ABOUT THE 69 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:31,364 CASE I ADMIRE THEIR DEDICATION, BUT I THINK SOME OF THEM NEED TO 70 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:33,366 TAKE A BREAK CHECK OUT THIS CLIP I SAW EARLIER TODAY ON CNN 71 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:37,070 [ SPEAKING HOARSELY AFTER THE SEARCH WARRANT AT MAR-A-LAGO, HE RAISED A MILLION 72 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:39,472 DOLLARS. AFTER BEING INDICTED, HE RAISED $7 MILLION 73 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:42,575 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE DO KNOW THAT THERE'S A A VIDEOGRAPHER ALONG WITH HIM, 74 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:44,644 RIGHT NOW. IT'S NOT THAT OUT OF THE ORDINARY TO ASK FOR A CHANGE IN 75 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:49,082 VENUE. STATEN ISLAND, I THINK, WENT MAJORITY FOR TRUMP, SO NO 76 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:57,724 WONDER HE'S TRYING TO GET OVER THERE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 77 00:05:57,724 --> 00:06:00,060 Jimmy: A LITTLE WATER OR SOMETHING? A LITTLE WATER 78 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,761 OH, AND I SAW THAT SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM SAID TRUMP'S INDICTMENT ALMOST ENSURES THAT 79 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:08,068 HE'LL BE THE 2024 REPUBLICAN NOMINEE. BUT NOW SEVERAL OTHER MEMBERS 80 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,703 OF CONGRESS ARE SPEAKING OUT ABOUT THE SITUATION. FOR EXAMPLE, SENATOR MARK KELLY 81 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,538 SAID, "TRUMP'S ARRAIGNMENT WILL ABSOLUTELY BOLSTER HIS BASE, BUT FRANKLY THIS WHOLE THING IS 82 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:21,348 GETTIG OLD, MAN." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEN CONGRESSMAN JACK BERGMAN 83 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,583 SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY 'OLD MAN' SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE 84 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:26,386 TALKING ABOUT ME ANYWAY - [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,255 THIS WHOLE THING IS INSANE." AND CONGRESSWOMAN MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE SAID, 86 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:33,626 "DID SOMEONE SAY 'INSANE'? SORRY-- [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,595 I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME ANYWAY, I THINK PRESIDENT TRUMP 88 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:39,366 IS THE MAN, BABY." THEN CONGRESSMAN RAUL RUIZ SAID, "DID SOMEBODY SAY 89 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:44,437 'MAN-BABY' ANYWAY, I'M SO STRESSED. [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:47,741 I MIGHT GO TO MY FAVORITE BAR AND DOWN A COUPLE LONG NECKS." AND SENATOR TOM COTTON SAID, 91 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:52,078 "DID SOMEBODY SAY 'LONG NECK'? [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, WE'RE SO DIVIDED - 92 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:55,081 - [ LAUGHTER ] - - INTO LEFT AND RIGHT, IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT 93 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,718 IN THE MIDDLE. CONGRESSMAN BRAD SHERMAN SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY 'NOTHING LEFT 94 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:04,024 IN THE MIDDLE' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ANYWAY, I FIND THESE - 95 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:09,295 [ APPLAUSE ] I FIND THESE ELECTIONS EXCITING 96 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:13,299 BACK IN THE DAY THEY USED TO DRAG QUITE A BIT." CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS SAID, 97 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:16,336 "DID SOMEONE SAY 'USED TO DRAG'? [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 98 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:18,204 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ANYWAY, I TEND TO GET IN TROUBLE WHEN I TALK, SO I'M 99 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:22,642 GONNA BITE MY LIP. THEN CONGRESSWOMAN CHELLIE PINGREE SAID, "DID 100 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:26,413 SOMEBODY SAY 'BITE MY LIP' [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, I THINK THE AMERICAN 101 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:28,181 PEOPLE NEED TO TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK INTO THEIR OWN SOULS. THEN CONGRESSMAN RICHARD NEAL 102 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:31,751 SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY 'LOOK INTO YOUR SOUL'? [ LAUGHTER ] 103 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:37,323 ANYWAY, I THINK THE ELECTION WILL BE TOTALLY SMOOTH." AND FINALLY, SENATOR MARK KELLY 104 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:42,128 SAID, "I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. THERE YOU GO 105 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:52,272 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ WHAT A GREAT CROWD 106 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,374 GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. LET'S PLAY 107 00:07:55,175 --> 00:08:01,614 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ WETWEET WETWEET ♪ 108 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:06,052 Jimmy: OH, I LOVE YOU WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, 109 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:08,688 DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. I'M GONNA SHOW YOU FIVE 110 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:11,791 DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT 111 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:15,495 YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS YEP. 112 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:19,032 YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. 113 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:22,035 WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN, WE'RE GONNA SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU HAVE YOUR 114 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,838 CLICKERS TOO Steve: GOT IT Jimmy: WHATEVER TWEET GETS 115 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,706 THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE, ON THE SHOW, SO THAT YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND 116 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:32,679 WETWEET IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A SHARED-- SHARED 117 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,647 EXPERIENCE ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS 118 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:38,451 Audience: YEAH! Jimmy: THE FIRST TWEET IS, "HAIRCUTS COME IN TWO MODES. 119 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:41,921 SMALL TALK OR ABSOLUTE SILENCE. Steve: WOW. 120 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:43,223 Jimmy: THERE'S-- Steve: THERE'S ABSOLUTE SILENCE. 121 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:46,526 Jimmy:-- SILENCE, YEAH, ABSOLUTE SILENCE [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,829 I MEAN I'M GONNA-- NO I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO VOTE FOR THAT 123 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:53,333 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: I VOTED NO TWICE Jimmy: YEAH, THIS MIGHT 124 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:57,637 BE - YOU VOTED NO TWICE Steve: YEAH 125 00:08:57,637 --> 00:09:00,173 Jimmy: THIS MIGHT BE A FULL-ON NO ON THIS ONE LET'S JUST SEE THE RESULTS ON 126 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:02,776 THIS ONE WOW. YEAH, THAT WAS BAD 127 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:05,578 Steve: OH [ SAD TUBA ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 128 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:08,281 SO IT'S NOT THAT Steve: YEAH Jimmy: OKAY 129 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,051 Steve: THAT WAS A TESTER. Jimmy: THAT WAS A TEST, YEAH 130 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,819 THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "THERE'S REALLY NOWHERE YOU CAN PRACTICE TAP DANCING WITHOUT EVERYONE 131 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:16,056 HATING YOU." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Steve: WELL, COMPARED TO THE 132 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,425 LAST ONE - Jimmy: YEAH, COMPARED TO THE LAST ONE, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD 133 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:20,927 Steve: MAYBE LIKE-- I'M GONNA SAY 68, 68 Jimmy: I-- I THINK IT'S 134 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:23,930 PROBABLY HALF, YEAH. CAST YOUR VOTES, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS RIGHT HERE 135 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:28,702 WHAT DO WE THINK YEAH, HALF EXACTLY [ AUDIENCE OOHS 136 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:31,471 Steve: WHOA WOW. Jimmy: THAT'S PHENOMENAL. 137 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,239 THAT'S RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, FANTASTIC. Steve: BARELY WON 138 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,509 Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE THAT. UH, UH, ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT ONE SAYS-- HERE YOU GO-- 139 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:39,946 "WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, CARROT TOP SHOULD ACTUALLY HAVE GREEN HAIR." 140 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:44,351 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: COME ON. Jimmy: SEE, IF IT'S A CARROT 141 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,820 TOP-- Steve: YEAH Jimmy: WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT 142 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,388 IT Steve: RIGHT. Jimmy: YOU REALLY THINK 143 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,956 ABOUT IT, CARROT TOP - CARROT TOP, GOTTA HAVE GREEN. 144 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,925 Jimmy: I THINK-- I THINK THIS'LL BE MORE THAN 60% I THINK SO. 145 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,727 I THINK SO Jimmy: YEAH, THIS ONE WILL BE THE BEST ONE SO FAR 146 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:57,697 I DON'T KNOW LET ME SEE Steve: 145. 147 00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:00,400 Jimmy: WHOA, THERE YOU GO Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 148 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:05,071 ♪ WOW! Jimmy: THAT'S - 149 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:07,974 Steve: THAT'S RESPECTABLE Jimmy: I THINK IT WAS BASED ON THE OTHER ONES. 150 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,909 Steve: SURE Jimmy: THAT-- I THINK THEY'RE BEING VERY NICE, YEAH. 151 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,611 THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "HONEY SHOULD ONLY BE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO BE SOLD IN THOSE SQUEEZY 152 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:21,154 HONEY BEAR-SHAPED BOTTLES. [ SCATTERED TALK ] WELL, IF THEY'RE IN THE JAR, 153 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:25,392 THEY GET EVERYWHERE, SO YEAH, I KIND OF UNDERSTAND Tariq: EH 154 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,460 Jimmy: IT'S JUST MORE OF AN INVENTION, MAYBE Steve: YEAH, MAYBE MORE OF 155 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,330 A-- JUST A COMMENT. Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD Steve: YEAH 156 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,366 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. YEAH, ALL RIGHT, I AGREE 157 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:37,504 ♪ ALL RIGHT, IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE CARROT TOP. 158 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,739 UNLESS-- UNLESS - Steve: UNLESS THIS ONE. Jimmy: WE HAVE ONE MORE 159 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:44,177 Steve: ONE MORE Audience: ONE MORE! [ CHEERS ] 160 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,513 Jimmy: I HAVE A FEELING - Steve: FIVE'S THE CHARM Jimmy:-- NO MATTER WHAT, 161 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,983 THIS ONE'S GONNA TO WIN. I FEEL IT. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 162 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,718 IT SAYS, "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO COOK A RECIPE THAT TAKES AN HOUR, BUT I DO HAVE TIME TO 163 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:55,588 WATCH THREE HOURS OF TIKTOK RECIPE VIDEOS. [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,390 ♪ THERE YOU GO I ALREADY FEEL IT. 165 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,492 Steve: COME ON. Jimmy: I FEEL A LANDSLIDE COMING 166 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,629 Steve: COME ON, BABY! Jimmy: I FEEL A LANDSLIDE COMING HERE. 167 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:07,100 THIS IS A GOOD WAVE, I WANNA RIDE THIS WAVE OUT CAST YOUR VOTES, LET'S SEE THE 168 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:12,072 RESULTS RIGHT HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH 169 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:15,175 ♪ THERE YOU HAVE IT. ♪ 170 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,644 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, IT LOOKS LIKE THE WINNER IS RIGHT THERE, COME ON. 171 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:21,181 [ BELL DINGS ] OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 172 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,084 I'M GONNA POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, 173 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:27,120 GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET AND ENJOY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 174 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,723 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, RIGHT HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 175 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:43,403 ♪ Jimmy: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE GOT SOME EXCITING NEWS TODAY 176 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,605 "THE TONIGHT SHOW" HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR FOUR WEBBY AWARDS 177 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,241 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: YEAH ♪ 178 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:53,013 COME ON! ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 179 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:57,384 Jimmy: WE GOT NOMINATED FOR BEST VARIETY, VIDEO SERIES AND CHANNELS, BEST WEB 180 00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:03,857 PERSONALITY/HOST Steve: OOH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 181 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:07,727 Jimmy: BEST USE OF VERTICAL VIDEO. Steve: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 182 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:12,799 Jimmy: THIS ONE WAS MY FAVORITE ONE, WE GOT SOCIAL-- GENERAL SOCIAL WEIRD 183 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:18,304 [ LAUGHTER ] WE GOT NOMINATED FOR WEIRD Steve: WEIRD. 184 00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:25,078 Jimmy: ONLINE VOTING IS OPEN NOW THROUGH APRIL 20th GO TO VOTE.WEBBYAWARDS.COM, 185 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:29,382 SEARCH FOR "THE TONIGHT SHOW." WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED APRIL 25th 186 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,984 I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO WORKS ON OUR DIGITAL TEAM HERE THEY WORK SO HARD. 187 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:34,387 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE SO GOOD. I LOVE YOU GUYS. 188 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,691 AND THANK YOU TO EVERYONE AT THE WEBBYS, IT'S A REAL HONOR, I APPRECIATE THAT. 189 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:42,228 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HOW FUN. WE LIKE GETTING NOMINATED, 190 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,497 RIGHT? Steve: OH, COME ON. IT'S A GOOD AWARD. 191 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:51,104 Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS THE VOICE OF TOAD IN THE 192 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,939 "THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE," AND HIS APPLE TV PLUS SERIES "SCHMIGADOON!" IS BACK FOR 193 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,207 SEASON TWO THE VERY TALENTED KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY IS HERE, 194 00:12:54,207 --> 00:13:03,183 TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THAT DUDE 195 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:07,854 PLUS, HE IS A SUCCESSFUL ENTREPRENEUR AND FOUNDER OF THE VIRGIN GROUP 196 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:12,926 HIS VIRGIN HOTELS NEW YORK CITY IS OPEN NOW. SIR RICHARD BRANSON IS HERE 197 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:17,831 TONIGHT! Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 198 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,399 Jimmy: AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC. MAKING HER TV DEBUT WITH US 199 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:30,643 TONIGHT, BLONDSHELL IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT 200 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:41,121 BACK WITH KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 201 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,759 [ MUMBLING ] [ LAUGHTER ] YOU SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE 202 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:53,900 FROM SWEDEN. [ MUMBLING ] 203 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,001 YOU CAN CROON TO THE SCHMOON "SCHMIGADOON" FEATURES TUNES YOU CAN CROON TO THE SCHMOON 204 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:20,360 VOICES TOAD IN "THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS MOVIE" WHICH IS IN THE THEATERS AND IMAX TOMORROW 205 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,230 AND HIS APPLE TV PLUS SERIES "SCHMIGADOON" RETURNS TOMORROW 206 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:28,068 FOR SEASON TWO PLEASE WELCOME, KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY 207 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:58,298 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON DOWN 208 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,300 COME ON. COME ON. GOODNESS. 209 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,470 Jimmy: WHO LOVES YOU MORE THAN US? NOBODY! 210 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:12,045 HELLO, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON. 211 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:15,081 YOU'VE GOT A BIG DAY TOMORROW. IT'S A BIG DAY, YES DOUBLE PREMIERE TOMORROW 212 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:19,419 YEAH Jimmy: WHEN YOU GET THE CALL TO VOICE TOAD, WHAT GOES 213 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:27,360 THROUGH YOUR HEAD? IT'S SUCH A PERFECT LIKENESS OF ME, RIGHT 214 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,097 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH WHAT GOES THROUGH MY HEAD 215 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,066 OH, MY GOD I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I USUALLY VOICE BIRDS WHEN I DO ANIMATED 216 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:38,204 STUFF. SO, THEY WERE ASKING ME TO DO A MUSHROOM 217 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,840 Jimmy: WAIT YOU'RE RIGHT I DO BIRDS. 218 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:46,212 Jimmy: WAS IT "ANGRY BIRDS? "ANGRY BIRDS. "STORKS. 219 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:50,850 "TOY STORY 4." BIRD, BIRD, BIRD [ LAUGHTER ] 220 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:54,087 I'M ALWAYS TYPECAST TO DO BIRDS. Jimmy: THAT'S SO WEIRD. 221 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,489 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS SHOCKED WHEN THEY SAID, "DO YOU WANT TO DO A 222 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,259 A MUSHROOM?" [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "LET'S DO 223 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,562 A MUSHROOM MUSHROOM SOUNDS GREAT. SO, I'M REALLY EXPANDING MY 224 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:09,636 REPERTOIRE AND MY RANGE. I AM NOW GOING FROM AVIARY CHARACTERS TO FUNGUS 225 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,172 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 226 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,308 CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU SO MUCH, JIMMY. [ APPLAUSE ] 227 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,878 Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL THING. WHAT A SHOCK. WHAT A DELIGHTFUL SURPRISE 228 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,948 Jimmy: WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE, YOU WERE GREAT IN THE MOVIE, BY THE WAY. 229 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:25,618 I KNEW YOU WERE IN THE MOVIE AND I KNEW THAT YOU WERE TOAD. BUT YOUR VOICE IS TOTALLY 230 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:29,222 DIFFERENT. IT'S FANTASTIC OH, YEAH. 231 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,324 Jimmy: HOW DID YOU FIND THE VOICE? WELL, IT'S FUNNY. 232 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:36,663 I FIRST SPENT SOME TIME TRYING TO ACTUALLY IMPERSONATE A FRIEND OF MINE 233 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:40,200 AND HE DOES THIS THING WITH HIS VOCAL PATTERNS HE WILL EMPHASIZE THE WRONG 234 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:45,839 WORD IN A SENTENCE [ LAUGHTER ] OR IF HE IS SAYING A WORD, IT'S 235 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:51,745 ALWAYS, LIKE, NOT IN THE RIGHT PLACE. AND, SO, I WORKED WITH THAT 236 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:54,781 A LITTLE BIT THEN I WENT TO THE DIRECTOR, AND I STARTED DOING THAT 237 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,317 THE DIRECTOR SAID, "THAT'S COOL I LIKE THAT. 238 00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:00,020 THAT CAN YOU GET THE VOICE A A LITTLE HIGHER? I WAS LIKE, "UM, YEAH. 239 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,323 SURE I CAN GET A LITTLE BIT HIGHER. AND HE'S LIKE, "CAN YOU GET IT 240 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,459 A LITTLE HIGHER THAN THAT? I SAID, "YEAH, I CAN GET IT HIGHER THAN THAT 241 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,495 YOU WANT ME TO GET HIGHER THAN THAT?" [ LAUGHTER ] 242 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:11,297 "CAN YOU GET THE VOICE EVEN HIGHER THAN THAT?" "YEAH, SURE. 243 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,533 SURE I CAN GET IT ALL THE WAY UP I CAN GET THE VOICE ALL THE WAY 244 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,703 UP HERE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND THEN I WAS JUST LIKE-- 245 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:23,309 MAINTAINING IT MIGHT BE A DIFFERENT THING. [ LAUGHTER ] 246 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,812 Jimmy: YEAH HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD HIT THAT 247 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:29,716 I HAD NO IDEA I COULD DO IT I KEPT GOING HIGHER AND HIGHER THEN IT'S JUST, "HOW ARE WE 248 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,253 GOING TO MAINTAIN THIS?" I'M JUST THINKING, "I DON'T KNOW, JUST GALLONS OF EARL GREY 249 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:36,656 TEA, AND REALLY TIGHT PANTS, I GUESS. [ LAUGHTER ] 250 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:44,064 IT'S LIKE-- ZIP. Jimmy: REALLY TIGHT PANTS 251 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,701 RIGHT Jimmy: YOU CAN DO THAT. YOU CAN DO VOICES WHEN YOU'VE 252 00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,969 BEEN ON OUR SHOW YOU PLAY GAMES WHERE YOU DID IMPRESSIONS. 253 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,939 YOU SANG YOU CAN SING AS WELL YOU HAVE A GREAT VOICE 254 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,974 THANK YOU Jimmy: DO YOU JUST DO IMPRESSIONS OR ACTUAL VOICE 255 00:17:54,974 --> 00:18:01,915 IS-- YOU EVER SING JUST YOU I WAS IN A BAND IN COLLEGE. YEAH 256 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:07,220 I SANG IN A BAND IN COLLEGE CALLED FREE LOVE LEMONADE. THAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BAND. 257 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,723 [ LAUGHTER ] HALF THE BATTLE IS THE BAND NAME, GUYS 258 00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:13,426 Jimmy: FREE LOVE LEMONADE FREE LOVE LEMONADE. AND SO, WE WERE FREE LOVE 259 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,894 LEMONADE AND WE WERE A COVER BAND WE PERFORMED AT GROUNDS COFFEE 260 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:20,133 HOUSE AT THE UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT MERCY, WHICH WAS MY ALMA MATER 261 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,902 NOBODY [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU GOT MORE APPLAUSE 262 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:27,073 ON FREE LOVE LEMONADE. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT AT ANY RATE, WE WOULD 263 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:30,810 PERFORM THERE, AND SO WE WOULD SING LOTS OF COVERS. Jimmy: LIKE WHAT SONGS WOULD 264 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,380 YOU DO WE'D SING SONGS LIKE "UNDER THE BRIDGE." 265 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,316 Jimmy: RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS. I USED TO DO MY DARNEST TO 266 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:43,490 SOUND LIKE ANTHONY KIEDIS WHILE I WAS SINGING THE SONG YOU KNOW 267 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:53,066 ♪ I DON'T EVER WANNA FEEL LIKE I DID THAT DA TAKE ME TO THE PLACE 268 00:18:53,066 --> 00:19:01,007 I LOVE TAKE ME ALL THE WAY ♪ ♪ I DON'T EVER WANNA FEEL LIKE I DID THAT DA 269 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:11,518 TAKE ME TO THE PLACE I LOV TAKE ME ALL THE WAY ♪ ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEA 270 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:14,621 REMEMBER THAT? Jimmy: I REMEMBER THAT. THEY LIKE IT 271 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:18,158 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU Jimmy: WE ALMOST GOT INTO A 272 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:28,468 A REGGAE SOUND [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ♪ TAKE ME TO THE PLAC 273 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:41,047 I LOVE TAKE ME ALL THE WAY ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I LOVE WHEN YOU COME 274 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,083 ON, MAN. IT'S ALWAYS FUN. THAT'S SO SWEET 275 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:46,753 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "SCHMIGADOON." 276 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,588 YES YES. Jimmy: "SCHMIGADOON," SEASON 277 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,624 TWO. THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 278 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,059 Jimmy: YOU AND CECILY STRONG, YOU ARE NOW FOUND IN A PLACE CALLED 279 00:19:53,059 --> 00:20:01,001 SCHMICAGO. YES, WE LEFT SCHIGADOON AND NOW IN SCHMICAGO 280 00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:05,472 AND SCHMICAGO IS A MUCH DIFFERENT PLACE THAN SCHMIGADOON. 281 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,775 IT IS A DARKER, EDGIER, SEEDIER, GRITTIER PLACE. AND WHAT WE'VE DONE IS ALL OF 282 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:15,882 THE MUSICALS FROM THE 40s AND 50s, THAT GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD, AND GOLDEN AGO 283 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:21,654 HOLLYWOOD MUSICALS, WAS THE FIRST SEASON THIS SEASON IS THE 60s AND 70s 284 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,725 MUSICALS SO STUFF LIKE "SWEET CHARITY," AND "JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR," 285 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:32,432 "HAIR," AND "SWEENEY TODD. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUD 286 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:36,503 SO IT'S GOING TO BE THESE DARKER MUSICALS. Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT SHOW. 287 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:38,738 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE IS KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY IN "SCHMIGADOON." 288 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,106 HERE IS KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY IN "SCHMIGADOON." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 289 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,979 LISTEN TO ME WE CAN GET YOU OUT OF HERE BECAUSE I'M ON THE CASE. 290 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:49,582 I DIDN'T JUST GET ELSIE'S OLD JOB. I MOVED INTO HER APARTMENT 291 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,318 SO, I CAN DIG UP CLUES AND FIND OUT WHO THE REAL KILLER IS, AND PROVE THAT YOU ARE INNOCENT. 292 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:56,089 YOU REALLY THINK SO I KNOW SO WE'RE GETTING YOU OUT OF HERE. 293 00:20:56,089 --> 00:21:00,527 AND WE'RE GOING TO GET THAT HAPPY ENDING, WHATEVER THAT MEANS. 294 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:10,270 I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU, TOO MAN, LOOK AT YOU TWO. 295 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,872 MAYBE SOME DAY I'LL FIND WHAT I'M SEARCHING FOR. THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU, 296 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:19,279 TOPHER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY, 297 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,748 EVERYBODY! KEEGAN, AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. 298 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:30,457 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 299 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:35,829 I GOT BUMPED OFF A FLIGHT AND I WENT TO THE BACK OF THE AIRPORT AND HIRED A PLANE. 300 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:45,138 WENT OUT TO ALL THE PASSENGERS THAT GOT BUMPED AND I FILLED UP MY FIRST PLANE 301 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,339 THAT GOT BUMPED AND I FILLED UP MY FIRST PLANE [ LAUGHTER ] 302 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,383 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY HEY 303 00:21:56,383 --> 00:22:01,454 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: NOW, KEEGAN, WHEN YOU ARE ACTING, IS THERE ANYTHING 304 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:04,057 YOU DO TO GET READY FOR A SCENE? DO YOU DO VOCAL WARMUPS OR 305 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:06,326 ANYTHING LIKE THAT I DO. I DO, DO VOCAL WARMUPS 306 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,596 SOMETIMES, I'LL DO JUST VOICE WARMUPS. BUT OTHER TIMES I DO TONGUE 307 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:14,601 TWISTERS IF I KNOW THAT I'M DOING A ROLE THAT HAS MORE DIALOGUE IN IT 308 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,203 Jimmy: THAT'S PERFECT WE THOUGHT WE WOULD PUT YOUR SKILLS TO THE TEST IN A GAME WE 309 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,838 WE THOUGHT WE WOULD PUT YOUR SKILLS TO THE TEST IN A GAME WE CALL "FAST TALKERS." 310 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,914 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. NOW, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS WE'RE GOING TO DRAW A CARD FROM 311 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,383 OUR PILE EACH ONE HAS A TONGUE TWISTER ON IT. 312 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:32,786 YOU HAVE TO SAY THE TONGUE TWISTER AS MANY TIMES AS WE CAN IN TEN SECONDS 313 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:39,359 WHOEVER CAN SAY IT MOST TIMES WINS OH, OKAY. 314 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,828 ALL RIGHT. Jimmy: SO, THIS IS THE FIRST ONE HERE 315 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:44,097 ROUND ONE. I'LL GO FIRST. OKAY. 316 00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:46,466 Jimmy: YOU GET THAT ONE TOO I HAVE THE SAME ONE CRUNCH RAP SUPREME IS A 317 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:52,472 A DREAM FOR THE SPLEEN [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, TEN SECONDS ON THE 318 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:57,110 CLOCK. WOW WOW. 319 00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:05,051 Jimmy: WOW. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER [ LAUGHTER ] 320 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:11,658 THERE IS A LOT OF WOW IN THERE. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 321 00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:13,093 HERE WE GO READY? CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM 322 00:23:13,093 --> 00:23:14,861 FOR THE SPLEEN CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM FOR THE SPLEEN 323 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,563 CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM FOR THE SPLEEN CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM 324 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,631 FOR THE SPLEEN CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM FOR THE SPLEEN 325 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,134 CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM FOR THE SPLEEN CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM 326 00:23:21,134 --> 00:23:27,774 FOR THE SPLEEN [ BUZZER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 327 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:33,813 WOW Jimmy: WOW. WOW 328 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:38,184 Jimmy: I MEAN, WOW. WOW [ LAUGHTER ] 329 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:40,587 Jimmy: HOW MANY I DID GET THERE? OH, I GOT SEVEN. 330 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,857 LUCKY SEVEN. YOU HAVE TO BEAT SEVEN OKAY. 331 00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:46,526 LET SEE IF I CAN BEAT SEVEN. TELL ME WHEN THE CLOCK IS GOING HERE 332 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:50,730 Jimmy: WHENEVER YOU START, IS WHEN WE START OKAY, HERE WE GO. 333 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,565 CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM FOR THE SPLEEN CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM 334 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,768 FOR THE SPLEEN CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM FOR THE SPLEEN 335 00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:56,970 CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM FOR THE SPLEEN CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM 336 00:23:56,970 --> 00:23:59,272 FOR THE SPLEEN CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM FOR THE SPLEEN 337 00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:01,775 CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM FOR THE SPLEEN CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME IS A DREAM 338 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:05,845 FOR THE SPLEEN [ BUZZER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 339 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:08,548 Jimmy: JUDGES WOW. EIGHT! 340 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:22,162 WHOO! YEAH CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME! 341 00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:28,568 Jimmy: I'M SAYING, "WOW." THAT IS A TIGHT ONE. THAT WAS A TIGHT ONE. 342 00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:32,772 ONLY UP BY ONE HOLY - [ LAUGHTER ] 343 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:35,542 Jimmy: OKAY WE SECOND ONE HERE THE SECOND ONE SAYS, 344 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:42,248 "'SCHMIGADOON' FEATURES TUNES YOU CAN CROON TO THE SCHMOON TO THE SCHMOON. 345 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:47,253 THAT'S A WORD THAT'S GOING TO GET US Jimmy: I'LL GO FIRST. 346 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:49,989 YOU GOT IT. ALL RIGHT. Jimmy: "SCHMIGADOON" 347 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,525 FEATURES TUNES YOU CAN CROON TO THE SCHMOON. "SCHMIGADOON" FEATURES TUNES 348 00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:56,796 YOU CAN CROON TO THE SCHMOON "SCHMIGADOON" FEATURES TUNES YOU CAN CROON TO THE SCHMOON 349 00:24:56,796 --> 00:25:02,569 "SCHMIGADOON" FEATURES TUNES YOU CAN CROON TO THE SCHMOON [ BUZZER ] 350 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:05,405 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T LIKE IT. I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME 351 00:25:05,405 --> 00:25:15,882 OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY HEAVENS HOW MANY I DID GET 352 00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:18,451 DID I GET ANY? FOUR [ LAUGHTER ] 353 00:25:18,451 --> 00:25:26,092 OH, MY GOSH. [ MUMBLING ] YOU SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE 354 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:36,302 FROM SWEDEN. [ MUMBLING ] Jimmy: YEAH 355 00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:38,071 HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO OKAY 356 00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:44,310 MUAH, MUAH, MUAH, GUAC HERE WE GO "SCHMIGADOON" FEATURES TUNES 357 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,646 YOU CAN CROON TO THE SCHMOON "SCHMIGADOON" FEATURES TUNES YOU CAN CROON TO THE SCHMOON 358 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:48,581 "SCHMIGADOON" FEATURES TUNES YOU CAN CROON TO THE SCHMOON "SCHMIGADOON" FEATURES TUNES 359 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:53,286 YOU CAN CROON TO THE SCHMOON "SCHMIGADOON" FEATURES TUNES YOU CAN CROON TO THE SCHMOON 360 00:25:53,286 --> 00:26:06,433 [ BUZZER ] ♪ Jimmy: HOW MANY DID HE GET, 361 00:26:06,433 --> 00:26:10,070 JUDGES FIVE OH, MY GOSH 362 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:13,707 NAIL BITER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOODNESS. 363 00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:22,549 THIS THING IS-- WHAT? Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 364 00:26:22,549 --> 00:26:25,785 IT IS UP FOR THE FINAL ROUND WHOEVER WINS THIS ROUND, I JUST HEARD FROM THE JUDGES, WINS THE 365 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:31,424 WHOLE GAME [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST HEARD THE SAME THING 366 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:35,428 FROM THE JUDGES. Jimmy: THEY SAID THE SAME THING TO YOU 367 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:37,530 YEP YEP. Jimmy: SORRY. 368 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:40,233 THIS JUDGE IS SAYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT. DIFFERENT 369 00:26:40,233 --> 00:26:46,072 Jimmy: NO DIFFERENT JUDGES OVER HERE. Jimmy: THIS JUDGE SAYS-- 370 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:51,077 THIS IS A 9.5 FOR YOU AND THE EAST GERMAN JUDGE GIVES ME A 9.5 371 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:53,346 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS JUDGE SAYS SAY HELLO. 372 00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:56,449 THIS JUDGE IS SAYING GOOD-BYE [ LAUGHTER ] 373 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:59,419 Jimmy: YEAH YEAH ALL RIGHT. 374 00:26:59,419 --> 00:27:01,554 THE HERE WE GO LAST ONE, TONGUE TWISTER, IS "SUPER MARIO IS RATED PG WITH 375 00:27:01,554 --> 00:27:07,293 PEACH AND TOAD AND MARIO AND LUIGI. IS SUPER MARIO IS RATED PG WITH 376 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:13,767 PEACH AND TOAD AND MARIO AND LUIGI. SUPER MARIO IS RATED - 377 00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:19,406 YOU GOT THIS. HERE COMES THE REDEMPTION. [ LAUGHTER ] 378 00:27:19,406 --> 00:27:24,210 Jimmy: I DON'T NEED A A REDEMPTION WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT 379 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:26,613 Jimmy: WHAT AM I TALKING DOING? WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? 380 00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:30,817 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO SUPER MARIO IS RATED PG WITH 381 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:40,760 PEACH AND TOAD AND MARIO AND LUIGI. SUPER MARIO IS RATED PG WITH 382 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,896 PEACH AND TOAD AND MARIO AND LUIGI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 383 00:27:42,896 --> 00:28:07,253 ♪ WOW WOW. 384 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:18,164 HOLY MACKREL [ LAUGHTER ] I-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 385 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:24,037 IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT. I'M TONGUE TIED. Jimmy: OH 386 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:30,910 JUDGES, HOW MANY DID I GET ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 387 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:39,052 AND CLAPPING, TOO. AND THE CLAPPING TOO I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE 388 00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:42,055 ANYTHING I JUST TIRED MYSELF OUT FOR NO REASON 389 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:45,692 HERE WE GO Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HOW MANY DID HE GET 390 00:28:45,692 --> 00:28:47,827 Jimmy: I GOT SIX. SIX Jimmy: YEAH 391 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,829 YOU HAVE TO BEAT SIX WOW OKAY 392 00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:55,201 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO SUPER MARIO IS RATED PG WITH 393 00:28:55,201 --> 00:29:01,441 PEACH AND TOAD AND MARIO AND LUIGI. SUPER MARIO IS RATED PG WITH 394 00:29:01,441 --> 00:29:08,848 PEACH AND TOAD AND MARIO AND LUIGI. [ BUZZER ] 395 00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:22,696 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: COME ON. 396 00:29:22,696 --> 00:29:26,399 THAT'S KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY RIGHT THERE. TOMORROW IS KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY 397 00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:31,037 DAY IN AMERICA "SCHMIGADOON" IS OUT "THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 398 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:35,208 MOVIE" COMES OUT TOMORROW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 399 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:44,851 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 400 00:29:44,851 --> 00:30:00,133 ♪ 401 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:02,435 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL 402 00:30:02,435 --> 00:30:07,140 ENTREPRENEURS IN THE WORLD AND THE FOUNDER OF THE VIRGIN GROUP 403 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:11,378 HIS BRAND NEW VIRGIN HOTELS NEW YORK CITY IS OFFICIALLY 404 00:30:11,378 --> 00:30:15,482 OPEN RIGHT NOW PLEASE WELCOME, SIR RICHARD BRANSON. 405 00:30:20,453 --> 00:30:28,828 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 406 00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:30,263 Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. RICHARD, IT IS GREAT TO SEE 407 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:34,200 YOU. IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO BE HERE Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 408 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:38,204 SHOW WE USED TO TALK WHEN YOU USED TO COME ON "LATE NIGHT," AND 409 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,673 YOU USED TO SAY, LIKE, "YEAH, I'M GOING TO BE GOING TO SPACE ONE DAY. 410 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:43,910 I'M GOING TO GO TO SPACE." AND-- AND YOU'RE DOING IT NOW YOU DID IT 411 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:46,880 YEAH, IT WAS MANY YEARS, I THINK, WE DID INTERVIEWS AND I WOULD GO, "NEXT YEAR 412 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,250 NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR. BUT ANYWAY IT-- FINAL-- 413 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:52,118 FINALLY IT HAPPENED AND-- Jimmy: HERE YOU ARE IN SPACE. 414 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:56,690 UH, YEAH. IT WAS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 415 00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:59,893 Jimmy: YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO DO IT, AND THEN YOU DID IT 416 00:30:59,893 --> 00:31:01,561 IT-- IT WAS THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY DAY OF MY LIFE AND-- AND IT WAS A REAL PINCH 417 00:31:01,561 --> 00:31:07,200 ME-- PINCH ME MOMENT. Jimmy: YEAH AND IT'S-- IT'S JUST-- I 418 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:13,606 HOPE ALL OF YOU ONE DAY HAVE THE CHANCE TO GO TO SPACE AND THAT-- THAT'S OUR CHALLENGE 419 00:31:13,606 --> 00:31:17,277 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: NOW, I MEAN-- YOU-- YOU THINK THAT WILL-- THERE 420 00:31:17,277 --> 00:31:19,179 WILL COME A DAY WHERE THAT - WELL, I THINK, YOU KNOW, WE'RE BUILDING A NUMBER OF 421 00:31:19,179 --> 00:31:20,914 SPACESHIPS AND OTHER NUMBER OF MOTHERSHIPS AND-- AND THERE ARE OTHERS TRYING TO DO THE 422 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:22,649 SAME THING, AND I THINK IN TIME THE PRICE WILL COME DOWN SO THAT, YAH, MORE AND MORE 423 00:31:22,649 --> 00:31:36,096 PEOPLE WILL HAVE A CHANCE. BUT IT-- IT'LL BE A NUMBER OF YEARS BEFORE A LOT OF PEOPLE 424 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:38,732 HAVE A CHANCE. Jimmy: WHAT-- WHAT WAS YOUR TAKEAWAY 425 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:44,204 WERE YOU SCARED AT ALL DO YOU KNOW, I WASN'T SCARED FOR ONE SECOND OF THE WHOLE 426 00:31:44,204 --> 00:31:45,905 DAY, I JUST WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, AND THEN I HAD MY KIDS AND GRANDKIDS THERE, 427 00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:52,979 AND IT WAS JUST A DREAM COME TRUE Jimmy: THE VIRGIN GROUP DOES 428 00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:56,816 SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS YOU DO-- YOU GO TO SPACE, YOU HAVE HOTELS, YOU HAVE CRUISE 429 00:31:56,816 --> 00:32:01,054 SHIPS. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHAT IS THE THING YOU'RE GOING TO BE 430 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:04,190 INTO - GENERALLY OUT OF FRUSTRATION. 431 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:08,228 I MEAN, IF I-- HAVEN'T-- THE WAY I STARTED VIRGIN ATLANTIC NEARLY 40 YEARS AGO WAS, I WAS 432 00:32:08,228 --> 00:32:11,297 TRYING TO GET TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS, I GOT BUMPED OFF A FLIGHT 433 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:17,704 I WENT TO THE BACK OF THE AIRPORT AND HIRED A PLANE. I WENT, GOT A BLACKBOARD, I 434 00:32:17,704 --> 00:32:24,611 WROTE, AS A JOKE, "VIRGIN AIRLINES, ONE WAY $39 TO THE BE-- VIRGIN ISLANDS." 435 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:26,946 WENT OUT TO ALL THE PASSENGERS THAT GOT BUMPED, AND I FILLED UP MY FIRST PLANE. 436 00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:31,651 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S-- EASY AS 437 00:32:31,651 --> 00:32:34,654 THAT NOW YOU HAVE YOUR OWN AIRLINE. HOW MANY YEARS AGO WAS THAT? 438 00:32:34,654 --> 00:32:39,325 THAT WAS 39 YEARS AGO Jimmy: 39 YEARS AGO, YEAH, STILL GOING STRONG 439 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,494 AND-- AND-- THE NEXT DAY, RANG BOEING AND ASKED-- ASKED IF THEY HAD ANY SECOND HAND 440 00:32:41,494 --> 00:32:44,297 747s FOR SALE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT THIS WHOLE 441 00:32:44,297 --> 00:32:48,101 THING-- I'VE READ YOUR STORY AND IT'S A FASCINATING STORY, BUT FROM WHAT I REMEMBER I 442 00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:52,539 THINK THIS WHOLE THING STARTED WITH A NECKLACE THAT YOUR MOTHER FOUND 443 00:32:52,539 --> 00:32:57,510 YEAH, I WAS JUST TRYING TO START A MAGAZINE TO CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE VIETNAMESE WAR, 444 00:32:57,510 --> 00:33:00,947 WHICH-- LIKE MOST WARS, I THOUGHT WAS A VERY UNJUST WAR AND-- AND THEN-- 445 00:33:00,947 --> 00:33:09,122 [ APPLAUSE ] AND I WAS, YEAH, 15 GOING ON 16, I WAS WORKING FROM THE 446 00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:10,924 SCHOOL PHONE BOX, AND MY MOM FOUND A NECKLACE AND-- BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH MONEY, SHE 447 00:33:10,924 --> 00:33:20,467 HANDED INTO THE POLICE, NOBODY CLAIMED IT AND I WAS GIVEN, BY MY MOM, THE 448 00:33:20,467 --> 00:33:22,068 $200 TO USE FOR IN THE PHONE BOX TO TRY TO GET THE ADVERTISING TO START THE 449 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:29,342 MAGAZINE AND-- AND THAT WAS, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS REALLY OUR COMPLETE 450 00:33:29,342 --> 00:33:36,282 FUNDING TO, YOU KNOW, BUILD THE MAGAZINE, THEN TO START BUILDING VIRGIN RECORDS-- 451 00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:38,485 Jimmy: VIRGIN RECORDS --- AND ONE THING LET ONTO ANOTHER. 452 00:33:38,485 --> 00:33:41,421 Jimmy: YEAH AND SO-- Jimmy: WOW. 453 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:44,224 - VERY GRATEFUL TO MY MOM. Jimmy: THANK YOU, MOM YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. 454 00:33:44,224 --> 00:33:49,496 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND - Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. 455 00:33:49,496 --> 00:33:50,964 AND WHOEVER LOST-- WHOEVER WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO LEAVE THEIR NECKLACE - 456 00:33:50,964 --> 00:33:54,501 Jimmy: WHOEVER LOST THEIR NECKLACE - YEAH, EXACTLY, RIGHT 457 00:33:54,501 --> 00:33:56,836 SO NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THE-- THE HOTEL HERE IN NEW YORK YEAH, I MEAN, VIRGIN'S BEEN 458 00:33:56,836 --> 00:33:59,939 FLYING TO NEW YORK, I MEAN WE-- WE HAVE MAYBE 12 FLIGHTS A DAY TO NEW YORK-- 459 00:33:59,939 --> 00:34:03,276 Jimmy: IT'S THE MOST FUN AIRLINE. WELL, THANK YOU 460 00:34:03,276 --> 00:34:05,278 Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST! THE COLORS ARE FUN, EVERYTHING'S COOL ABOUT IT 461 00:34:05,278 --> 00:34:07,213 YOU GO, "YEAH! I ALWAYS LOVED IT. WELL, THANK YOU 462 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:08,948 AND-- AND-- AND-- WHEN PEOPLE GET OFF THE PLANE, THEY HAVE TO GO TO A DARK AND DINGY 463 00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:10,684 HOTELS, WHICH I'M AFRAID QUITE A LOT OF HOTELS IN NEW YORK-- ARE-- THERE ARE SOME GOOD 464 00:34:10,684 --> 00:34:17,757 ONES [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO WE THOUGHT WE'D-- WE 465 00:34:17,757 --> 00:34:19,526 THOUGHT WE'D OPEN A-- ONE WITH, YOU KNOW, MASSIVE WINDOWS IN EVERY ROOM, BEAUTIFUL VIEWS 466 00:34:19,526 --> 00:34:21,227 OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND THE REST OF NEW YORK AND DID IT WITH A DELIGHTFUL MAN 467 00:34:21,227 --> 00:34:30,470 CALLED OHN LAM. AND-- AND WE'RE VERY, VERY, VERY HAPPY THE WAY IT'S TURNED 468 00:34:30,470 --> 00:34:33,773 OUT. Jimmy: WHERE-- WHERE'D YOU OPEN IT? 469 00:34:33,773 --> 00:34:35,508 IT'S ON BROADWAY AND-- AND IT'S JUST OFF TIMES SQUARE, WHICH WHERE WE'VE HAD QUITE 470 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:43,116 A LOT OF HISTORY WITH, YOU KNOW, VIRGIN MEGASTORES AND-- AND OTHER THINGS 471 00:34:43,116 --> 00:34:46,786 Jimmy: YEAH I KNOW YOU HAD THE CAST OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK." 472 00:34:46,786 --> 00:34:55,495 WE HAD THE CAST OUT ON THE STREET TODAY WE RANG UP THE POLICE AND SAID, 473 00:34:55,495 --> 00:34:57,397 "LOOK, WOULD YOU MIND CLOSING THE STREET WHILE WE GOT-- WE GOT THE CAST FROM 'NEW YORK, 474 00:34:57,397 --> 00:35:02,168 NEW YORK'" - Jimmy: THEY'RE LIKE, "WE'RE A LITTLE BUSY TODAY, CLOSE THE 475 00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:05,138 STREETS. [ LAUGHTER ] "OF ALL DAYS?" 476 00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:07,173 "NO, TOMORROW WE'LL DO IT! WHY TODAY? WHAT THEY-- WHAT THEY SAID 477 00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:09,142 WAS, "WE'VE HAD TO CLOSE THE REST OF NEW YORK, SO WHAT'S ONE MORE STREET? 478 00:35:09,142 --> 00:35:11,211 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. THAT'S FUNNY 479 00:35:11,211 --> 00:35:15,048 THAT'S GREAT THEY GAVE US PERMISSION Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT 480 00:35:15,048 --> 00:35:17,050 WELL CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW HOTEL, AND WE ALWAYS LOVE HAVING YOU HERE. 481 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:21,654 THANK YOU Jimmy: YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT SPIRIT 482 00:35:21,654 --> 00:35:24,524 GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SIR RICHARD BRANSON, VIRGIN 483 00:35:24,524 --> 00:35:26,893 HOTELS NEW YORK CITY IS OFFICIALLY OPEN NOW. FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO 484 00:35:26,893 --> 00:35:28,595 VIRGINHOTELS.COM/NYC MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE BREAK. 485 00:35:28,595 --> 00:35:33,566 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 486 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:55,155 Jimmy: MAKING HER TV DEBUT, PERFORMING "SALAD" FROM HER SELF-TITLED DEBUT ALBUM, GIVE 487 00:35:55,155 --> 00:35:57,590 PERFORMING "SALAD" FROM HER SELF-TITLED DEBUT ALBUM, GIVE IT UP FOR BLONDSHELL 488 00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:16,142 ♪ ♪ ♪ KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HIS 489 00:36:16,142 --> 00:36:22,515 PICKUP I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT I WOULD TAKE THEM ALL OU PUT SOME POISON IN HIS ♪ 490 00:36:22,515 --> 00:36:29,189 ♪ SALAD AND IT WOULDN'T B SO BAD IT WOULDN'T HURT TH WORLD ♪ 491 00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:32,492 ♪ LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU'L MAKE A KILLER OF A JEWISH GIRL ♪ 492 00:36:32,492 --> 00:36:46,272 ♪ ♪ AND HE DID IT TO A LADY OH YOU HAVE A FAMILY 493 00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:52,879 HOW DOES SOMEONE END UP WITH A STONE IN A CHEST CAVITY ♪ ♪ IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD 494 00:36:52,879 --> 00:36:59,586 IT WOULDN'T HURT THE WORLD LOOK WHAT YOU DID NOW IN MY SLEEP I AM A MURDERER ♪ 495 00:36:59,586 --> 00:37:05,892 ♪ IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO WOMEN I KNO I PUT IT IN A BO 496 00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:14,167 IN A TV SHOW ♪ ♪ IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO WOME I KNOW GOD TELL ME WHY DID 497 00:37:14,167 --> 00:37:27,047 HE HURT MY GIRL ♪ ♪ ♪ AND SHE TOOK HIM TO THE 498 00:37:27,047 --> 00:37:31,651 COURTHOUSE AND SOMEHOW H GOT OFF ♪ ♪ THEN I SAW HIM LAUGHING 499 00:37:31,651 --> 00:37:36,956 WITH HIS LAWYER IN THE PARKING LOT ♪ ♪ IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD 500 00:37:36,956 --> 00:37:44,164 IT WOULDN'T HURT LIKE THIS LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU'LL MAK A KILLER OF A PACIFIST ♪ 501 00:37:44,164 --> 00:37:52,972 ♪ IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO WOMEN I KNO I PUT IT IN A BO 502 00:37:52,972 --> 00:37:58,345 IN A TV SHOW ♪ ♪ IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO WOME I KNOW GOD TELL ME WHY DID 503 00:37:58,345 --> 00:38:21,034 HE HURT MY GIRL ♪ ♪ ♪ 504 00:38:21,034 --> 00:38:25,038 ♪ GONNA GET BIG GONNA GET BI I'M SO SCARY ♪ 505 00:38:25,038 --> 00:38:32,412 ♪ I CAN'T STOP HAVING VISIONS OF FOLLOWING HIM GONNA MAKE IT HURT 506 00:38:32,412 --> 00:38:37,584 GONNA MAKE IT HURT ♪ ♪ BUT I DON'T KNO HOW TO DO THAT 507 00:38:37,584 --> 00:38:44,924 WITHIN THE FRAMEWORK CUZ WE WERE NEVER VIOLENT ♪ ♪ 508 00:38:44,924 --> 00:38:49,763 ♪ OH ♪ ♪ GONNA GET BIG GONNA GET BI 509 00:38:49,763 --> 00:38:56,636 I'M SO SCARY ♪ ♪ I CAN'T STOP HAVING VISIONS OF FOLLOWING HIM 510 00:38:56,636 --> 00:39:03,777 GONNA MAKE IT HURT GONNA MAKE IT HURT ♪ ♪ BUT I DON'T KNO 511 00:39:03,777 --> 00:39:09,549 HOW TO DO THAT WITHIN THE FRAMEWORK CUZ WE WERE NEVER VIOLENT ♪ 512 00:39:09,549 --> 00:39:38,845 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ 513 00:39:38,845 --> 00:39:43,149 ♪ GONNA GET BIG GONNA GET BI I'M SO SCARY ♪ 514 00:39:43,149 --> 00:39:48,421 ♪ I CAN'T STOP HAVING VISIONS OF FOLLOWING HIM GONNA MAKE IT HURT 515 00:39:48,421 --> 00:39:53,693 GONNA MAKE IT HURT ♪ ♪ BUT I DON'T KNO HOW TO DO THAT 516 00:39:53,693 --> 00:40:04,938 WITHIN THE FRAMEWORK CUZ WE WERE NEVER VIOLENT ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 517 00:40:04,938 --> 00:40:10,076 Jimmy: HEY, HEY BLONDSHELL HER NEW ALBUM IS OUT THIS 518 00:40:10,076 --> 00:40:14,314 FRIDAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 519 00:40:14,314 --> 00:40:33,933 ♪ Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY, SIR 520 00:40:33,933 --> 00:40:39,472 RICHARD BRANSON, BLONDSHELL, ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 521 00:40:39,472 --> 00:40:41,474 AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 522 00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:45,278 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 523 00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:47,580 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE. 524 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:50,083 THANK YOU. 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