1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:15,448 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:22,489 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:26,059 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHRIS PRATT, 4 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:30,663 ELIZABETH VARGAS MUSICAL GUEST MAISIE PETERS, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:39,139 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1827 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:45,545 Questlove: 1827 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:56,656 --> 00:01:08,335 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW! 8 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:12,072 WELCOME! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 9 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,941 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELF, ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:18,345 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:22,382 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 12 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:25,819 WELL GUYS, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THE LEGAL CASE OF THE CENTURY, AND WE FINALLY GOT OUR 13 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:31,658 ANSWER GWYNETH PALTROW WAS FOUND NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR HER SKI 14 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:36,363 ACCIDENT [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE THE OTHER BIG NEWS IS 15 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,131 THAT FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS INDICTED FOR THE HUSH MONEY PAYMENT HE MADE TO PORN STAR 16 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:48,675 STORMY DANIELS TRUMP-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 17 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:51,277 TRUMP WAS LIKE, "I DIDN'T DO IT I DIDN'T DO IT 18 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:54,848 AND IF I DID DO IT, I BARELY DID IT." [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:58,551 "MY FIRST WITNESS IS STORMY. DID I DO IT? "WELL, TECHNICALLY, YOUR HONOR, 20 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:01,287 WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO IT, BUT-- EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT 21 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:05,291 TRUMP'S INDICTMENT THE NEWS IS SO HUGE THAT EVEN CNN WAS LIKE, "WE'RE BACK, 22 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:11,631 BABY!" [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE SOME PEOPLE ARE 23 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,267 WORRIED THAT TRUMP'S ARREST WILL CREATE DIVISION IN THE COUNTRY. 24 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:15,902 RIGHT, 'CAUSE WE WERE JUST HAVING ONE BIG OLE' PIZZA PARTY BEFORE THIS. 25 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:21,908 [ LAUGHTER ] I READ THAT TRUMP AND HIS TEAM WERE CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THE 26 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:25,445 NEWS, AS THEY THOUGHT ANY POTENTIAL INDICTMENT WAS WEEKS AWAY 27 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:28,081 NOT GREAT WHEN EVERYONE'S LIKE, "WE KNEW YOU'D GO TO JAIL, WE JUST DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE SO 28 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,917 SOON." [ LAUGHTER ] "-- HAVE A CHANCE TO SAY 29 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:34,387 GOOD-BYE TO YOU. OF COURSE AFTER THE NEWS BROKE, TRUMP GOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND 30 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,691 STARTED RANTING. AND IN ONE POST, INSTEAD OF WRITING "INDICTED," HE 31 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:46,633 ACCIDENTALLY WROTE "INDICATED. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN WHEN ASKED HOW HE'LL 32 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:52,872 PLEAD, TRUMP WROTE, "NUT GRAVY. [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:55,442 Steve: THAT'S WHAT HE GOT IN TROUBLE FOR. ♪ 34 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,877 Jimmy: NOT GUILTY Steve: YEAH STORMY 35 00:02:57,877 --> 00:03:02,082 Jimmy: MEANWHILE-- [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, PEOPLE ARE WONDERING 36 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:04,918 HOW TRUMP'S GONNA GET OUT OF THIS AND TRUMP SAYS THAT YOU CAN 37 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,620 READ ALL ABOUT IT IN HIS NEW BOOK, "THE ART OF THE PLEA DEAL." 38 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:11,124 [ LAUGHTER ] AND GET THIS, I READ THAT MANHATTAN PROSECUTORS ARE ALSO 39 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:15,862 INVESTIGATING A SECOND HUSH MONEY PAYMENT THAT TRUMP MIGHT HAVE MADE FOR ANOTHER AFFAIR 40 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:21,968 RIGHT NOW, TRUMP'S PANICKING HE'S LIKE, "OMG, WHAT IF STORMY FINDS OUT I CHEATED ON HER?" 41 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:27,273 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IF TRUMP IS CONVICTED, HE COULD BE IN PRISON FOR FOUR 42 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:36,282 YEARS, OR TWO YEARS WITH GOOD BEHAVIOR, SO FOUR YEARS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 43 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:41,688 BUT HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS FOR TRUMP, EVEN IF HE IS CONVICTED, HE CAN STILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT 44 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:43,823 AND HE CAN STILL HOLD RALLIES, BECAUSE A LOT OF HIS SUPPORTERS ARE ALSO IN PRISON 45 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:48,094 [ LAUGHTER ] "JANUARY 6th JANUARY 6th? 46 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:52,632 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "JANUARY 6th COME OVER TO MY TABLE. 47 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,768 YEAH, THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE TRUMP COULD BE THE FIRST CANDIDATE WITH A CELLMATE FOR 48 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:59,005 A RUNNING MATE [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, TESLA JUST 49 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:05,345 LAUNCHED ITS OWN BEER CALLED GIGABIER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 50 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:08,114 YEAH IT'S A TESLA BEER. IT'S THE ONLY BEER THAT 51 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:11,251 EXPLODES EVEN IF YOU DON'T SHAKE IT [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,720 NOT GONNA STOP ME FROM DRINKING IT Steve: YEAH 53 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,355 Jimmy: SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I SAW THAT McDONALD'S STOCK JUST CLOSED AT AN 54 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:19,826 ALL-TIME HIGH. YEAH, ALSO CLOSING AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH, THE 16-YEAR-OLD 55 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:28,335 McDONALD'S MANAGER, KYLE [ LAUGHTER ] "YEAH, WE'RE CLOSED, MAN 56 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:31,504 WE CAN'T SERVE BREAKFAST ANY - OH, SORRY. WE CAN'T SERVE BREAKFAST 57 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:35,308 ANY-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, McDONALD'S STOCK IS 58 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:38,912 THROUGH THE ROOF, WHICH MUST MEAN TRUMP HAS STARTED PACKING FOR PRISON 59 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:42,182 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I HEARD THAT THE FDA WILL NOW REQUIRE MEDICAL DEVICES TO 60 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:48,154 BE SECURED AGAINST CYBERATTACKS DID YOU SEE THAT 61 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:49,956 IT'S A LITTLE FRIGHTENING WHEN YOU'RE GETTING AN ULTRASOUND AND YOU HEAR, "CONGRATULATIONS, 62 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:58,431 IT IS BOY. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, TODAY IS THE VERY 63 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:02,902 LAST DAY OF MARCH, SO I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE TO GIVE A LITTLE RECAP OF THE ENTIRE MONTH. 64 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:12,912 HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 65 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:16,116 ♪ FINALLY THE END OF MARC THE MADNESS HA BEEN OFF THE CHARTS ♪ 66 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:19,219 ♪ A CRAZY MONTH OF BASKETBAL THINKING--♪ 67 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:22,055 DID WE JUST SEE WHAT WE THINK WE JUST SAW? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 68 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,858 ♪ TIME FOR TAYLOR'S ERAS TOU CAN'T GET SEAT 69 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,794 DID YOU GET YOURS ♪ ♪ TICKETMASTE GETTING BASHED 70 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,697 GOING DOWN LIKE--♪ THE GWYNETH PALTROW SKI CRASH. 71 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:33,199 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ TIKTOK'S WHER WE LOVE TO SCROL 72 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:35,969 THE GOVERNMENT MIGHT BAN IT THOUGH ♪ ♪ BUT IF BIDEN LETS THAT FL 73 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:40,740 HIS RE-ELECTION CAN ♪ SAY GOOD-BYE. [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:44,944 ♪ A.I. IS HER AND GAINING STEA I'M SCARED OF THAT CHATGPT ♪ 75 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:48,081 ♪ TWITTER'S BUSINES IN THE TAN STILL BETTER THAN--♪ 76 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:52,652 SILICON VALLEY BANK [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ YEAH THE OSCARS 77 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,622 WERE THIS MONT EVERYTHING EVERYWHER ALL AT ONCE ♪ 78 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:58,391 ♪ NEXT YEAR IT COULD BE JOHN WIC THE ONLY STAR NOT ON - 79 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:07,133 OH-OH-OH OZEMPIC ♪ [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ♪ PASCAL IS IN EVERY SHOW 80 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:12,038 WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH PEDRO ♪ ♪ SUCCESSION'S BACK AT 9:00 IF YOU DON'T WATCH 81 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,741 THEN JUST--♪ [ BLEEP ] OFF [ LAUGHTER ] 82 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,876 Steve: OH ♪ MASSIVE NEW WE GOT LAST NIGH 83 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:21,047 JURY CHOOSING TO INDICT ♪ ♪ TRUMP WILL AC LIKE HE'S SHAGGY 84 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:24,417 WHEN HE SAYS--♪ IT WASN'T ME. Jimmy: YEAH 85 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:30,390 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S JUST-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 86 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:36,062 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 87 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,732 SHA-GY Steve: SHA-GY SHA-GY 88 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,668 Jimmy: SHA-GY Steve: "IT WASN'T ME. Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 89 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:44,571 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ IT WAS THE THIRD MONT OF THE YEA 90 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,607 SHAMROCK SHAKE AND COLD GREEN BEER ♪ ♪ CHILLY WEATHE 91 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:51,945 I'VE HAD PLENT SO LET'S HEAT THINGS U ON 420 ♪ 92 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:57,550 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW CHRIS PRATT IS HERE. 93 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:01,788 ELIZABETH VARGAS IS JOINING US AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM MAISIE PETERS! 94 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,656 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 95 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,759 LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES. COME ON, NOW 96 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:19,506 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HEY! 97 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:21,808 HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYBODY. TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME 98 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:24,477 PERSONAL STUFF I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS, OF COURSE, AND I WRITE 99 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,212 OUT SOME THANK YOU NOTES ON FRIDAYS. YEAH, I DO EVERY - 100 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:30,517 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS JUST-- I WAS JUST WONDERING-- I'M A BIT-- 101 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:33,620 RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I'D WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY 102 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:39,059 THANK YOU NOTES, RIGHT NOW, DURING THE SHOW. IS THAT OKAY 103 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,593 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 104 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:43,863 JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE ♪ 105 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:51,137 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, HE'S IN A GOOD MOOD. Steve: CHEWING GUM? 106 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:55,175 Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ 107 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:58,611 THANK YOU, MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL'S NEW 15-SECOND PITCH CLOCK. 108 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:02,782 15 SECONDS MIGHT NOT SEEM THAT LONG, OR AS STORMY DANIELS PUT IT, "I BEG TO DIFFER." 109 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:05,118 Steve: HEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH 110 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:11,891 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE INDICATED. LICK IT. 111 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:15,295 Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ 112 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,030 THANK YOU, FLORIDA ATLANTIC'S MASCOT OWLSLEY, FOR LOOKING LIKE THE WORLD'S ANGRIEST 113 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:27,774 CINNABON [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: ARRGH. 114 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:31,111 HE'S MAD, BUT DELICIOUS. Steve: HE'S MAD BUT DELICIOUS. 115 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,813 GET A SIX PACK ♪ Jimmy: THANK YOU, PEOPLE WHO 116 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,615 KEEP THEIR ID AND CREDIT CARDS IN THEIR PHONE CASE, FOR SAYING TO THE WORLD, "EH, IF I LOSE 117 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:43,423 SOMETHING, IT MIGHT AS WELL BE EVERYTHING." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 118 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:47,327 "TAKE IT ALL JUST TAKE IT ALL!" Steve: "TAKE IT ALL!" 119 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:50,130 "WELL, CAN YOU CALL YOUR WIFE? Jimmy: "NAH, CAN'T EVEN-- I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE LEGALLY 120 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:53,066 MARRIED ANYMORE. MY WEDDING CERTIFICATE'S IN IT TOO. 121 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:57,671 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Steve: "THE DEED TO MY HOUSE. 122 00:08:57,671 --> 00:09:00,607 ♪ Jimmy: THANK YOU, GLASS, FOR BEING THE ONE THING THAT'S 123 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:06,713 WORTH MORE STAINED [ AUDIENCE OHS ] Steve: OH 124 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:09,349 [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S A THINKER ♪ 125 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,718 YEAH, THAT'S A THINKER Jimmy: THAT'S ONE OF THOSE-- 126 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,520 YOU SNAP TO THAT ONE Steve: YEAH, THAT'S A A SNAPPER. 127 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,622 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DON'T CLAP YOU THINK ABOUT IT, THEN YOU GO - 128 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:17,590 [ SNAPS Steve: "YEAH, DADDY-O I-- I GROK. 129 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,926 Jimmy: LET ME DO IT AGAIN I'LL FINISH IT, TRY AGAIN. READY? 130 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:23,763 Steve: EVERYBODY SNAP ♪ Jimmy: THANK YOU, GLASS, FOR 131 00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:32,739 BEING THE ONE THING THAT'S WORTH MORE STAINED [ AUDIENCE SNAPPING 132 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,208 Steve: "I CAN DIG IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ 133 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:39,946 "YEAH, MAN HE'S A COOL CAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 134 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:43,950 ♪ "HE'S GOT HIS PEN. ♪ 135 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:51,358 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ Jimmy: THANK YOU, 136 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:56,463 CINDERELLA, FOR BEING THE BEAUTIFUL STORY OF A WOMAN WHO CATFISHES A PRINCE 137 00:09:56,463 --> 00:10:06,840 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: MY SHOE. ♪ 138 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,708 Jimmy: THANK YOU, THIRD-TIME GUESSING A COMPUTER PASSWORD, FOR LETTING ME KNOW THE FEELING 139 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:16,483 OF WHAT IT'S LIKE TO DEFUSE A BOMB [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 140 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:26,393 "YES WE'RE IN CUT THE BLUE WIRE! 141 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,428 ♪ Jimmy: THANK YOU, SINKS WITH HOT AND COLD FAUCETS, FOR 142 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:33,099 MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A WATER DJ [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY, 143 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:36,703 THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHRIS PRATT, EVERYBODY 144 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:53,453 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ >>> IN ORDER TO LET KIDS KNOW 145 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:58,258 THAT THE CHARACTER'S NOT DEAD - Jimmy: YES. 146 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:04,064 YOU HAVE TO DO A-- AN "I'M OKAY, I'M ALIVE" SIGH. "I'M HURT, NOT INJURED" SIGH 147 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:29,356 Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR FIRST GUEST AS STAR-LORD IN THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE-- 148 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:33,760 - [ CHEERS ] - - YEAH, I KNOW, WOO [ CHEERS ] 149 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,529 I FEEL THE SAME WAY. HE VOICES MARIO IN "THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS MOVIE," WHICH IS 150 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:45,805 IN THEATERS AND iMAX THIS WEDNESDAY. PLEASE WELCOME CHRIS PRATT 151 00:11:46,639 --> 00:12:05,058 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ 152 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:17,237 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOO-HOO Jimmy: LOOKING GOOD 153 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,339 [ CHEERS ] SOUND CHECK Jimmy: YES! 154 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,875 WELCOME BACK THANK YOU Jimmy: I-- OH, I LOVE THAT 155 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,911 LITTLE LAPEL PIN THANK YOU, IT'S A MUSHROOM. Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 156 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,913 I GET IT YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 157 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,149 Jimmy: I-- I GET IT. BECAUSE I - Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, I 158 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,117 UNDERSTAND WELL, NO, NO, BECAUSE - Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, 159 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,253 DON'T UNDERSTAND-- DON'T EXPLAIN. BECAUSE IN THE-- 160 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,222 Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO NO, NO, BECAUSE IT'S-- Jimmy: YOU LIKE MUSHROOMS 161 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,391 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. Jimmy: THAT'S HOW-- YEAH 162 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,627 LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, WE HAD THE BEST TIME. I APPRECIATE YOU COMING TO THE 163 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,495 SHOW AND YOU WERE VERY NERVOUS AND EXCITED BECAUSE YOUR WIFE, KATHERINE, WAS VERY PREGNANT 164 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:49,002 AND WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY THAT'S RIGHT. Jimmy: AND YOU HAD YOUR 165 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,104 PHONE OUT. JUST IN CASE! Jimmy: YOU GO, "JUST IN CASE 166 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,006 ANYTHING GOES DOWN DURING THIS INTERVIEW" - AND-- 167 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,575 WE HAD A DEAL Jimmy: YES. THAT IF SHE WAS BORN WHILE I 168 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:59,846 WAS ON THE SHOW THAT I WOULD NAME HER JIMMY Jimmy: QUESTLOVE? 169 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:07,487 [ DRUMROLL ] SHE'S NAMED ELOISE BECAUSE SHE WAS NOT BORN - 170 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,522 Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY [ SAD TUBA ] 171 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,658 BEAUTIFUL NAME, THOUGH BEAUTIFUL, NAME. NO, NO. 172 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:15,061 Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO BOO, ELOISE Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 173 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,930 NO, WE'RE NOT-- ONE DAY YOU'LL SEE THIS AND YOU'LL KNOW-- 174 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,665 Jimmy: NO, WE'RE NOT BOOING, WE LOVE YOU ELOISE NO, WE - 175 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,701 - THAT I WISH YOUR NAME WAS JIMMY. Jimmy: NO, WE LOVE YOU. 176 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,970 [ LAUGHTER ] ELOISE! Jimmy: NO, I LOVE IT. 177 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,772 ELOISE, WAIT, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL, YEAH. Jimmy: YOU, UH, ARE NOW THE 178 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,074 FATHER OF THREE. DOES THAT EVER SINK IN, BUD? WOW 179 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,477 Jimmy: THIS IS-- YOU'RE A DAD. WOO 180 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,579 Jimmy: YEAH, I MEAN IT'S-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THANK YOU 181 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,247 Jimmy: YOU'RE A FUN DAD I LOVE IT, MAN, YEAH-- I HAVE - 182 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,183 Jimmy: IS IT 10 I GOT A 10 YEAR OLD, TWO AND A HALF AND 10 MONTHS 183 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,085 Jimmy: OOF. YEAH, TWO LITTLE-- THE 10 YEAR OLD IS MY SON, JACK, 184 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:43,823 AND THEN LYLA AND ELOISE, THE TWO GIRLS. Jimmy: OH YEAH, LYLA. 185 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,959 HOW'S LYLA DOING OH, MY GOSH, SHE'S-- SHE'S THE BEST 186 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,361 SHE'S SO GIRLIE. SHE'S SO CUTE. SHE LOVES DRESSES AND BOWS AND 187 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:54,534 ALL OF THE PRINCESSY STUFF PINK IS HER FAVORITE COLOR AND SHE LOVES TO CHAT, SHE'S A 188 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,103 A REAL CHATTERBOX. SHE'LL TALK-- SHE WAS TALKING TO MY SISTER ON FACETIME AND 189 00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:02,342 THEN MY SISTER LATER SAID, SHE GOES, "LYLA IS LIKE A-- THE PERSONIFICATION OF A MADLIB. 190 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:06,246 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE SHE KNOWS ALL THESE WORDS, BUT SHE DOESN'T QUITE 191 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,048 KNOW HOW TO REALLY USE THEM SO SHE'LL-- THE OTHER DAY SHE SAID, "DADDY, DADDY, I'M GOING 192 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:18,892 TO PALM BEACH IN TWO MINUTES." [ LAUGHTER ] I SAID, "YOU ARE?" 193 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:23,196 AND SHE SAID, "YES, I'M GOING WITH SANTA CLAUS WE ARE GOING TO BRING ALL OF 194 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:28,768 THE SAND." Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,203 I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S EXACTLY A MESS." Jimmy: GIVE ME A NOUN, GIVE 196 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,572 ME A NOUN-- GIVE ME A VERB, GIVE ME AN ADJECTIVE. 197 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,307 Jimmy: YEAH AND HOW'S GRANDPA? GRANDPA 198 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,409 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER-- IS YOUR GRANDPA YEAH, YEAH. 199 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:39,112 YEAH, HE GOES BY OPA Jimmy: OH BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'S 200 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:43,416 AUSTRIAN GERMAN OPA IS GRANDFATHER IN GERMAN, SO HE GOES BY OPA. 201 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,552 Jimmy: DID HE-- DID YOU HAVE A CIGAR OH. 202 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,821 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE A CIGAR WITH YOU 203 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:50,490 YES, YEAH Jimmy: YES, YOU HAD THE CIGAR? 204 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,592 YEAH. Jimmy: HE LOVES HIS CIGARS. HE LOVES A CIGAR. 205 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,427 Jimmy: HE CAME ON THE SHOW, HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO SMOKE A CIGAR. 206 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,929 YEAH, HE KIND OF TAUGHT ME TOO. HE-- I MEAN THERE'S NOTHING 207 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:59,099 MANLIER THAN ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER SMOKING A CIGAR-- 208 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,568 Jimmy: YES.-- AND WHEN HE-- WHEN YOU'RE GIVE-- YOU KNOW, WHEN 209 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,303 YOU'RE A PART OF, YOU KNOW, BRINGING HIS GRANDDAUGHTER INTO THE WORLD, HE COMES AND HE 210 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:08,241 BRINGS YOU A CIGAR AND HE'S LIKE, "LET'S GO OUT AND SMOKE THESE. 211 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,311 AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY! BUT I HAVE ASTHMA SO I DON'T LIKE CIGARS. 212 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,214 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU GOT IT, ARNOLD." 213 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,349 AND KATHERINE WAS LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I WAS LIKE, "I'M FINE. 214 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,586 I'M GOING TO BE OKAY." [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO I GO AND I SMOKE THIS 215 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,521 CIGAR AND I'M LIKE, "THIS IS GOOD OH, YEAH, COHIBA 216 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,123 NICE." Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN WOKE UP THE NEXT 217 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:26,793 DAY, MASSIVE LUNG INFECTION, BUT-- [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,561 Jimmy: YOU-- WORTH IT. Jimmy: YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO-- 219 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,264 IF ARNOLD SAYS, "LET'S SMOKE A A CIGAR. YOU GO, "OKAY." 220 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,167 Jimmy: LET'S DO IT, YEAH. YEAH. Jimmy: YOU GO, YEAH - 221 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,702 THERE'S PEER PRESSURE AND THEN THERE'S - Jimmy: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER 222 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,170 PEER - ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER PRESSURE 223 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,506 Jimmy: OH, YOU DO WHATEVER-- HE CAME ON - DO WHAT HE SAYS 224 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,207 Jimmy: I SAID, "I WANT TO UNDERSTAND IT AND HOW TO DO IT AND EVERYTHING" BECAUSE I 225 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,076 SMOKED A COUPLE CIGARS, I DON'T KNOW WHEN AND I'M LIKE, YOU BITE THE END OFF AND THEN YOU 226 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:49,683 LIKE LICK THE SIDE - HE GOES, "YOU DON'T BITE IT AND LICK IT. 227 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:53,920 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU DON'T LICK THE CIGAR YOU DON'T LICK IT AND BITE IT. 228 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:57,090 I GO, "I THINK I DID." AND HE'S LIKE, "NO!" HE GOES, "NEXT TIME I'M IN 229 00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:00,093 TOWN, I'LL TEACH YOU-- I'LL TAKE YOU TO A CIGAR BAR AND I'LL TEACH YOU HOW 230 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,229 AND I GO-- HE'S A MAN OF HIS WORD CALLED ME ON THE PHONE 231 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,433 NO. Jimmy: SAID THAT, "JIMMYS-- I'M GOING TO A CIGAR BAR." 232 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,668 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS WITH-- I WAS WITH DREW BARRYMORE AND MY WIFE AND 233 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,504 I GO, "DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO TO A CIGAR BAR WITH ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER? 234 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,773 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "LET'S DO IT." UH, YES 235 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,643 Jimmy: WE SHOWED UP AND WE ALL SMOKED CIGARS. IT WAS THE BEST. 236 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,179 COME ON, THAT'S GREAT Jimmy: WE LOVE THAT DUDE. CONGRATS OPA 237 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:22,816 OPA Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS, OPA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 238 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,819 CONGRATS TO YOU AND KATHERINE. THANKS, MAN, THANK YOU. YEAH, WE'RE BLESSED. 239 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,421 WE FEEL VERY BLESSED Jimmy: GOOD, NICE PARENTS I WANT TO TALK "SUPER MARIO 240 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,623 BROTHERS" BECAUSE THAT IS-- THAT'S THE JAM I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS 241 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,559 YES Jimmy: WEDNESDAY. LET'S GO. 242 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,161 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I'M EXCITED-- YOU TOO-- YOU'RE MARIO. 243 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,764 I'M MARIO I'M THE VOICE OF MARIO Jimmy: SO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 244 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,834 YOU GET THE PHONE CALL AND THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE THIS ICONIC"-- 245 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:46,473 I'M LIKE, "PFF, NO. Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, 246 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,208 REALLY?" YEAH, I MEAN, YOU-- YOU GET THAT CALL AND IT'S JUST REALLY 247 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,976 EXCITING BECAUSE I MEAN IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, ALL THE IP THAT'S OUT THERE, ANYTHING THAT 248 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,344 HAS REACH, IT'S ALREADY BEEN REMADE IT'S ALREADY BEEN TURNED INO 249 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,079 A TV SHOW OR A MOVIE AND FOR SOME REASON "THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS" HASN'T BEEN A MOVIE 250 00:16:53,079 --> 00:17:03,823 FOR ALMOST 30 YEARS. AND IT'S BECAUSE I THINK THE FOLKS AT NINTENDO JUST DIDN'T 251 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:08,061 WANT TO GIVE ANYBODY THE PERMISSION TO MAKE THE MOVIE AND SO FINALLY THEY MADE - 252 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:11,131 Jimmy: OH, ILLUMINATION - ILLUMINATION WHO, YOU KNOW-- "DESPICABLE ME," 253 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,500 "SECRET LIFE OF PETS." Jimmy: "MINIONS." "MINIONS" - 254 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,403 Jimmy: BRILLIANT. INCREDIBLE STUDIO AND SO THEY PARTNERED UP AND 255 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,204 THEY DECIDED THAT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE THIS MOVIE AND SO WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT COMES 256 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:23,309 AROUND IT'S JUST LIKE YOU'RE SO BLESSED, SO HONORED TO DO IT FOR ME - 257 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:26,946 Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO CRUSH, 258 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,582 BUDDY. AND I-- YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE I 259 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,485 WAS WATCHING IT AND THERE'S A LOT OF ACTION. THERE'S A LOT OF ACTION IN THIS 260 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,788 MOVIE. YEAH. Jimmy: AND I COULD JUST KIND 261 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,923 OF HEAR YOU-- A LOT OF GRUNTING BY YOU - YES 262 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,092 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: GOING LIKE, "UH, OH, UH, OH." 263 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,927 AND I GO-- I WAS LIKE, "OH, MAYBE CHRIS WILL BRING LIKE FOOTAGE OF YOU DOING THOSE 264 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,763 GRUNTS." WHEN YOU COME ON THE SHOW, I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU IN THE 265 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:47,767 SOUND BOOTH LIKE, "UH, OH, UH. UH, OH. WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS-- HERE'S 266 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,636 AN INTERESTING THING ABOUT THAT ACTUALLY - - USUALLY THE EFFORT SOUNDS, YOU DO AT THE END OF A 267 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:54,307 A SESSION. YOU PROBABLY DO LIKE TWO-- ONE OR TWO SESSIONS A MONTH OVER 268 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,377 THE COURSE OF A COUPLE YEARS TO VOICE ONE OF THESE MOVIES. AND AT THE END BECAUSE THE 269 00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:01,114 EFFORTS AND THE GRUNTS AND THE SCREAMING THAT REALLY TAKES IT OUT OF YOUR VOICE, THEY SAVE 270 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:04,918 THAT FOR THE END BUT HERE'S AN INTERESTING LITTLE TIDBIT-- IN A-- IN 271 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:09,456 A-- WHAT MAKES PHYSICAL COMEDY WORK IN LIKE A "TOM AND JERRY" OR A "SUPER MARIO BROTHERS" IS 272 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:18,631 WHEN A CHARACTER FALLS A LONG WAY AND HITS, THEY DON'T DIE RIGHT? 273 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,934 IF THEY DIED-- IT WOULD-- IF "TOM AND JERRY"-- Jimmy: NO, IT - 274 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,403 LIKE ROADRUNNER, IF LIKE THE-- Jimmy: YEAH RO-- 275 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,305 FELL AN ANVIL HIT HIS HEAD AND THERE'S FREAKING BRAINS EVERYWHERE 276 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,874 Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO THAT'D BE TERRIBLE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD." 277 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,909 WHAT IS-- Jimmy: TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THAT WOULD BE BAD, RIGHT? 278 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,578 Jimmy: TERRIBLE IDEA, TERRIBLE SO, IN ORDER TO LET KIDS 279 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:36,816 KNOW THAT THE CHARACTERS NOT DEAD - Jimmy: YES. 280 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:41,554 - YOU HAVE TO DO A-- AN "I'M OKAY, I'M ALIVE" SIGH "I'M HURT, NOT INJURED" SIGH 281 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:47,060 SO IT'S LIKE THIS. YOU'RE LIKE, "AHH. UH." 282 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:52,432 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH WITHOUT THAT-- 283 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,969 Jimmy: IT JUST-- IT JUST GOES - IT'S OUT-- 284 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:59,773 Jimmy: "HEY, IT'S A JOKE, EVERYBODY! KIDS WILL BE LIKE, "MARIO'S 285 00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:02,042 DEAD MARIO FELL TO HIS DEATH, DAD." Jimmy: OH, IT'S SO FUNNY. 286 00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:05,045 IT'S SO WELL DONE. OH, I'M ALL RIGHT Jimmy: IT'S SUCH A GREAT 287 00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:07,180 CAST EVERYONE'S SO TALENTED - YEAH. 288 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,215 Jimmy:-- AND GOOD. A LOT OF FUN PEOPLE. HOW DO WE SET UP THE MOVIE WITH 289 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,051 "SUPER MARIO BROTHERS" UM, THERE'S A-- THERE'S A CLIP 290 00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:14,354 Jimmy: YEAH, WE HAVE A CLIP AND IT'S FROM - YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOW IT, IT'S 291 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,856 FINE Jimmy: NO WE-- WE'RE DEFINITELY SHOWING THE CLIP. 292 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,092 IT'S FINE Jimmy: BUT IF YOU WANT TO SET UP-- THEY'RE IN BROOKLYN. 293 00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,928 YEAH. THEY'RE IN-- OH, THIS IS THE-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE 294 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,363 CLIP IS. WHAT'S THE CLIP? Jimmy: OH, I DON'T KNOW 295 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,298 IT'S FROM THIS MOVIE CALLED "THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS. Jimmy: NO - 296 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,167 AND I'M IN IT [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, BUT THE 297 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,469 MOVIE-- WHAT IS THE MOVIE ABOUT? NOT THE CLIP 298 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,404 THE MOVIE IS ABOUT - IT'S ABOUT "THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS." 299 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,239 [ LAUGHTER ] AM I NOT DOING-- I'M GOING TO GET FIRED. 300 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,608 Jimmy: NO, THIS IS-- NO. OKAY-- Jimmy: THEY'RE PLUMBERS 301 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,878 THEY'RE-- THEY'RE PLUMBERS Jimmy: RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 302 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,914 THERE ARE TURTLES YOU KNOW, THEY RUN AROUND-- IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT THEY SMASH 303 00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:44,884 THEIR HEAD AGAINST THINGS-- Jimmy: YEAH, YES, YES, YES.-- TO GET COINS 304 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,386 Jimmy: AND THEY GO THROUGH A PIPE AND THEY END UP IN A WEIRD WORLD. 305 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,522 THERE'S A PIPE IN THERE SETH ROGEN PLAYS - Jimmy: THERE'S A PRINCESS 306 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,891 DONKEY KONG Jimmy: DONKEY KONG. YEAH, I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE 307 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,727 A CLIP YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT Jimmy: CHRIS PRATT, 308 00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,562 KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY - APRIL 5th Jimmy:-- IN "THE SUPER 309 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,464 MARIO BROTHERS" MOVIE. TAKE A LOOK. LET'S GO. 310 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:12,012 ♪ DO NOT TOUCH THAT MUSHROOM. YOU'LL DIE 311 00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:14,748 OH, I'M SORRY, THAT ONE'S PERFECTLY FINE THAT'S A LITTLE MUSHROOM 312 00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:18,084 MAN. A LITTLE MUSHROOM MAN TALKING TO ME. 313 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:21,054 PLEASED TO MEET YOU I'M TOAD UH, MARIO, SO THIS IS-- 314 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:29,796 THIS IS NOT A DREAM? AH THAT HURT, RIGHT? 315 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,599 YES DEFINITELY NOT A DREAM. Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S NOT A 316 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,534 A DREAM. NOT A DREAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 317 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,237 CHRIS PRATT, EVERYBODY CHRIS AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. 318 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,706 STICK AROUND COME RIGHT BACK. DON'T LEAVE. 319 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:47,447 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: ABOVE YOU ARE TWO 320 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,083 WARP PIPES BOTH OF WHICH ARE CLOGGED WITH A MYSTERY SUBSTANCE. 321 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,687 AND WHATEVER IS CLOGGING THE PIPE WILL BE DUMPED UPON YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 322 00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:59,159 ARE YOU KIDDING ME 323 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:16,076 I'M STEVE HIGGINS AND WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED "POP QUIZ. 324 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,912 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ POP QUI 325 00:21:18,912 --> 00:21:22,882 POP POP QUIZ POP QUIZ ♪ Steve: OUR FIRST CONTESTANT 326 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:27,120 IS THE HOST OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW." IT'S JIMMY FALLON. 327 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,523 Jimmy: HEY, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: AND HIS OPPONENT 328 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:34,527 VOICES MARIO IN "THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS MOVIE." SAY HELLO TO MR. CHRIS PRATT 329 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:41,301 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN, THE RULES ARE SIMPLE 330 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:44,537 ABOVE YOU ARE TWO WARP PIPES BOTH OF WHICH ARE CLOGGED WITH A MYSTERY SUBSTANCE. 331 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:49,109 [ LAUGHTER ] AND BECAUSE MARIO IS A PLUMBER, EACH OF YOU HAVE BEEN FITTED 332 00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:55,615 WITH CUSTOM MADE PLUNGER HATS. NOW, I WILL ASK YOU A SERIES OF QUESTIONS RELATED TO VIDEO 333 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,450 GAMES, AND IF YOU GET AN ANSWER WRONG, OR IF YOUR OPPONENT GETS AN ANSWER RIGHT, YOUR CHAIR 334 00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:03,656 WILL BE RISEN CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE PIPE. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 335 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:09,329 THE FIRST PERSON TO REACH THE TOP OF THE PIPE AND PLUNGES THEIR PIPE LOSES 336 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:13,166 AND WHATEVER IS CLOGGING THE PIPE WILL BE DUMPED UPON YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 337 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:19,806 ALL RIGHT. ANY QUESTIONS? Jimmy: UH - 338 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:23,643 Steve: OKAY, GREAT. CHRIS, YOU'LL BE FIRST IN 2015, THE FIRST SIX VIDEO 339 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:30,316 GAMES WERE INDUCTED INTO THE WORLD VIDEO GAME HALL OF FAME. Jimmy: GOOD LUCK. 340 00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:33,520 Steve: NAME ONE OF THESE GAMES. "SUPER MARIO BROTHERS." 341 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,090 Steve: BOOM LET'S SEE THE ANSWER [ DING ] 342 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:39,959 YES! "SUPER MARIO BROTHERS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 343 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,961 ♪ Jimmy: WOW. Steve: WOW. 344 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:45,732 THAT WAS A HARD QUESTION JAMES-- ♪ 345 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:48,101 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] Jimmy: HOW IS THAT A HARD QUESTION 346 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,503 IT'S BASICALLY, EVERY VIDEO GAME RIGHT THERE Steve: RIGHT, IT WAS HARD 347 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,839 THAT'S A DIFFICULT QUESTION. NOW, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION. Jimmy: YEAH 348 00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:57,010 GOOD LUCK. Steve: GOOD LUCK, JAMES WHO IS THE CREATOR OF MARIO AND 349 00:22:57,010 --> 00:23:05,385 DONKEY KONG? WHO'S THE CREATOR? Jimmy: I MEAN, I'M 350 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:10,056 A NINTENDO NERD. I'M GOING TO SAY MIYAMOTO? Steve: JUDGES 351 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,425 [ DING ] YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 352 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:20,734 SHIGERU MIYAMOTO CHRIS, READY ♪ 353 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:23,169 OH HE'S MORE MAN THAN YOU OKAY 354 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:27,073 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT WOW? 355 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:35,515 Steve: HURT MY LEG. Jimmy: OH, MY GOD Steve: WHAT'S THE NAME OF 356 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:39,285 THE EDUCATIONAL GAME WHICH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY TRAVEL ACROSS 1800s AMERICA. 357 00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:44,591 IT'S A HARD ONE. TRAVEL ACROSS 1800s AMERICA Steve: YEAH 358 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:47,327 OKAY, NOW-- I'M GOING TO PHONE A FRIEND ON THIS MYSELF 359 00:23:47,327 --> 00:23:50,730 [ LAUGHTER ] HELLO? YEAH 360 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:54,234 IS-- I THINK IT'S "OREGON TRAIL. Steve: LET'S SEE. 361 00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:57,470 LET'S SEE THE ANSWER [ DING ] "OREGON TRAIL," YES. 362 00:23:57,470 --> 00:24:01,207 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I PLAYED THAT AT SCHOOL I PLAYED THAT AT SCHOOL. 363 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:03,810 Steve: YOU DIED OF DYSENTERY. YOU DIED OF A SNAKEBITE 364 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:06,279 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: READY, JIMMY YOU'RE GOING UP? 365 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:09,949 ♪ OH MY GOSH OKAY, JIMMY, NEXT QUESTION'S 366 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:15,455 FOR YOU. WHAT COMPANY'S SPORTS DIVISION HAD THE SLOGAN, IF IT'S IN THE 367 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:20,760 GAME, IT'S IN THE GAME YOU KNOW THIS. Jimmy: FIRST OF ALL, I WANT 368 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:27,300 TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO MY BUDDY, WEASEL, BACK AT HOME IN BOSTON YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, WEAS. 369 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:31,104 TALKING ABOUT EA SPORTS. COME ON. Steve: ALL RIGHT. 370 00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:33,206 LET'S SEE THE ANSWER Jimmy: ELECTRONIC ARTS. [ DING ] 371 00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:35,241 Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY, CHRIS. 372 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:37,777 ♪ AH! Steve: SO CLOSE AND YET SO, 373 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:44,551 SO FAR ALL RIGHT. CHRIS, THE NEXT QUESTION IS TO 374 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:46,453 YOU. OKAY. Steve: IN THE ORIGINAL 375 00:24:46,453 --> 00:24:52,692 PAC-MAN, THE FOUR GHOSTS WERE NAMED BLINKY, INKY, PINKY, AND WHAT 376 00:24:52,692 --> 00:25:01,034 NOT "WHAT" LIKE HIS NAME, BUT "WHAT IS HIS NAME? BLINKY, INKY, PINKY, AND - 377 00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:04,637 IT'S GOTTA RHYME-- I DON'T KNOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE 378 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:07,540 A GUESS. JUANITA? [ LAUGHTER ] 379 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:10,043 Steve: JUANITA. [ SAD TUBA ] JIMMY, DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER? 380 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:11,411 Jimmy: I DO, BUT IT DOESN'T RHYME. IT'S LIKE GARY OR SOMETHING, OR 381 00:25:11,411 --> 00:25:15,382 PAUL OR SOMETHING. Steve: LET'S SEE. JUDGES, LET'S SEE THE ANSWER 382 00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:18,118 [ DING ] IT'S CLYDE [ APPLAUSE ] 383 00:25:18,118 --> 00:25:20,754 OH, CHRIS, ONE MORE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, SO CLOSE 384 00:25:20,754 --> 00:25:24,290 ♪ Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. Steve: JIMMY-- 385 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:27,927 Jimmy: YES! Steve: NEXT QUESTION IS FOR YOU. 386 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:31,931 Jimmy: YES, YES, YES, YES CLYDE! Steve: WHAT ARCADE GAME - 387 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:35,335 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT ARCADE GAME FEATURED AN ORANGE CREATURE, NOT TRUMP - 388 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:38,505 Jimmy: Q-BERT Steve: WHO CHANGES COLOR. YOU'RE JUST GOING TO JUMP RIGHT 389 00:25:38,505 --> 00:25:41,441 ON IT. Q-BERT LET'S SEE THE ANSWER 390 00:25:41,441 --> 00:25:44,277 [ DING ] YES! Q-BERT 391 00:25:44,277 --> 00:25:48,982 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Steve: OH, MY GOSH. 392 00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:52,719 CHRIS-- Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME Steve: NEXT QUESTION IS FOR 393 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,320 YOU. Jimmy: DOES HIS HEAD GOT TO GO IN THE PIPE 394 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,922 Steve: WELL, IT'S GOT TO GO IN THE PIPE. AND THAT'S NOT-- TRUST ME, YOU 395 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:59,893 DON'T WANT TO GET THAT DUMPED ON YOUR HEAD OH 396 00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:05,799 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 397 00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:09,436 Jimmy: HIS LAUGHTER HIS LAUGHTER HIS LAUGHTER IS WHAT GOT HIM 398 00:26:09,436 --> 00:26:12,672 HE'S A GOOD SPORT! Steve: LET'S DO A SLOW-MO OF THAT 399 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,841 OH Jimmy: CHRIS PRATT, EVERYBODY! 400 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:18,812 THE CHAMPION GO SEE "SUPER MARIO BROTHERS" IN THEATERS THIS WEDNESDAY AND 401 00:26:18,812 --> 00:26:23,383 iMAX MY THANK YOU TO CHRIS PRATT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 402 00:26:23,383 --> 00:26:45,805 "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 403 00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:51,745 EMMY AND PEABODY AWARD-WINNING JOURNALIST AND "NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLING AUTHOR 404 00:26:51,745 --> 00:26:56,249 HER NEW SHOW, "ELIZABETH VARGAS REPORTS" PREMIERES THIS MONDAY 405 00:26:56,249 --> 00:26:59,219 AT 6:00 P.M. ON NEWSNATION PLEASE WELCOME, ELIZABETH VARGAS 406 00:27:04,557 --> 00:27:16,636 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 407 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:19,673 Jimmy: YEAH THEY LOVE YOU, WE LOVE YOU WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 408 00:27:19,673 --> 00:27:23,076 THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON WELL, THANK YOU FOR NOT MAKING ME PUT A TOILET PLUNGER 409 00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:25,512 ON MY HEAD Jimmy: WELL, THE NIGHT IS YOUNG. 410 00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:28,515 I WATCHED THE SEGMENT - Jimmy: THE NIGHT IS YOUNG-- I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, 411 00:27:28,515 --> 00:27:31,251 WHAT DOES HE DO ON THIS SHOW?" Jimmy: HE'S A PLUMBER IN THE-- 412 00:27:31,251 --> 00:27:34,521 I'VE - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'VE A THOUSAND, UH, QUESTIONS, 413 00:27:34,521 --> 00:27:36,923 I WANTED TO ASK YOU A ZILLION THINGS BUT OF COURSE, EVERYONE'S 414 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:40,293 TALKING ABOUT THIS, THE BIGGEST NEWS STORY RIGHT NOW-- TRUMP GOT INDICTED 415 00:27:40,293 --> 00:27:43,496 YES Jimmy: AND IS-- WHAT DO WE KNOW SO FAR, AND WHAT DO WE 416 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:49,235 THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN? WELL, WE DON'T KNOW A LOT BECAUSE THE INDICTMENT IS STILL 417 00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:52,439 SEALED Jimmy: RIGHT. BUT WE'VE HEARD THAT THERE 418 00:27:52,439 --> 00:27:55,241 ARE REPORTS THAT ARE AS MANY AS 30 CHARGES IN THE INDICTMENT IT WILL BE UNSEALED ON TUESDAY 419 00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:56,943 AFTERNOON AROUND 2:00, 2:15, WHEN FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL BE ARRAIGNED, WHICH IS 420 00:27:56,943 --> 00:28:04,084 A HISTORIC FIRST IT HAS NEVER BEFORE HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED 421 00:28:04,084 --> 00:28:10,357 STATES OF AMERICA, AND HE WILL BE TAKEN DOWNTOWN TO BE PROCESSED. 422 00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:16,129 HE WILL BE FINGERPRINTED THEY WILL TAKE A MUG SHOT. [ CHEERS ] 423 00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:21,401 IT IS-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: IS THIS A BIZARRE 424 00:28:21,401 --> 00:28:24,771 TIME TO BE-- YOU'RE PREMIERING YOUR SHOW ON MONDAY. WE ARE, AND IT'S AN 425 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:28,341 INCREDIBLE NEWS CYCLE TO BE WORKING IN AND, YOU KNOW, THIS SHOW AND 426 00:28:28,341 --> 00:28:31,111 THIS-- IT'S A BRAND NEW CABLE NEWS CHANNEL LIKE WE NEED ANOTHER ONE, I 427 00:28:31,111 --> 00:28:33,046 KNOW EVERYBODY'S LIKE, "WE GOT ANOTHER ONE, SERIOUSLY?" 428 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:36,816 Jimmy: THIS-- YEAH - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT IT'S A GOOD ONE 429 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:40,520 Jimmy: YEAH AND-- AND-- I PROMISE Jimmy: YEAH 430 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,623 BECAUSE I THINK RIGHT NOW ON CABLE NEWS, YOU SEE A LOT OF, YOU KNOW, SHOUTING, TALKING 431 00:28:43,623 --> 00:28:45,525 HEADS ON THE FAR RIGHT AND THE FAR LEFT AND I THINK THE 80% OF AMERICA 432 00:28:45,525 --> 00:28:49,062 IS IN THE MIDDLE SOMEHOW AND THEY'RE THE FORGOTTEN MAJORITY Jimmy: YEAH 433 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:52,399 AND WE GET TO SEE-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE GET TO SEE ELIZABETH VARGAS 434 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:55,168 EXACTLY Jimmy: YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITES-- 435 00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:58,371 THANK YOU Jimmy: YOU'RE AN INCREDIBLE JOURNALIST, AWARD WINNING. 436 00:28:58,371 --> 00:29:00,473 DID YOU ALWAYS WANT TO BE ON TV JUST HEARING YOUR VOICE, BY THE 437 00:29:00,473 --> 00:29:03,009 WAY, I GO-- I GET CHILLS. YOU'RE SO GOOD YOU'RE SO FUNNY 438 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:05,378 YOU'RE SO FULL OF IT Jimmy: I'M NOT! I SWEAR! 439 00:29:05,378 --> 00:29:08,048 I'M A DRY-- BY THE WAY, BACKSTAGE TALKING-- 440 00:29:08,048 --> 00:29:10,717 YEAH. Jimmy:-- IS DIFFERENT THAN THIS VOICE 441 00:29:10,717 --> 00:29:12,519 OH, PLEASE. ANYWAY NO, I DID NOT ALWAYS WANT TO 442 00:29:12,519 --> 00:29:14,454 BE - [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU 443 00:29:14,454 --> 00:29:18,925 TALKED BACKSTAGE YOU WERE LIKE, "HI, JIMMY! [ LAUGHTER ] 444 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:22,028 I DID NOT - Jimmy: "HI! I DID NOT SOUND LIKE-- 445 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:24,130 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, NO, BUT YOU'RE VERY PROFESSIONAL ABOUT IT 446 00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:28,034 NO, YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT. THIS CLIP IS GOING AROUND THE INTERNET NOW 447 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:30,937 THIS IS FROM BACK IN "THE TODAY SHOW" IN 1994-- OH, YEAH. 448 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:34,374 Jimmy: IF YOU-- EVERYONE WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THIS NEW THING CALLED THE INTERNET. 449 00:29:34,374 --> 00:29:36,609 YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: TAKE-- TAKE A LOOK 450 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:41,147 AT YOU AND BRYANT GUMBEL AND KATIE COURIC TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE INTERNET IS 451 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:44,818 THAT LITTLE MARK WITH THE A A AND THEN THE RING AROUND IT. "AT." 452 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:47,821 SEE, THAT'S WHAT I SAID MM-HM KATIE SAID SHE THOUGHT IT 453 00:29:47,821 --> 00:29:51,858 WAS "ABOUT." WHAT IS INTERNET ANYWAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 454 00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:56,062 INTERNET IS THAT MASSIVE COMPUTER NETWORK - RIGHT 455 00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:57,497 THE ONE THAT'S BECOMING REALLY BIG NOW A LOT OF PEOPLE USE IT AND 456 00:29:57,497 --> 00:30:01,334 COMMUNICATE-- I GUESS THEY CAN COMMUNICATE WITH NBC WRITERS AND PRODUCERS. 457 00:30:01,334 --> 00:30:06,740 ALLISON, CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT INTERNET IS? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 458 00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:11,678 Jimmy: "CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT INTERNET IS? ISN'T THAT WILD-- ISN'T IT 459 00:30:11,678 --> 00:30:13,747 WILD TO WATCH IT NOW THAT CLIP GETS RESURRECTED ABOUT EVERY FOUR MONTHS ON 460 00:30:13,747 --> 00:30:16,916 TWITTER AND SOCIAL MEDIA, AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?" 461 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:20,020 AND IT WAS LIKE, "YES, ABOUT 49,000 TIMES." Jimmy: YEAH 462 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:22,756 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT HERE'S THE FUNNY STORY. FIRST OF ALL, MY KIDS, I'VE GOT 463 00:30:22,756 --> 00:30:25,158 TWO TEENAGE SONS Jimmy: YEAH THEY TOOK A LOOK AT IT AND 464 00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:27,494 THEY WERE LIKE, "MOM, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S EXPLAINING WHAT THE INTERNET IS? 465 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:32,132 YOU ARE SUCH A TECH DUMMY. Jimmy: "YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE INTERNET!" 466 00:30:32,132 --> 00:30:34,901 YEAH. Jimmy: THAT'S SO WILD BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 467 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:38,972 BMW USED THAT CLIP FOR A HUGE SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL. Jimmy: OH 468 00:30:38,972 --> 00:30:43,810 AND THEY CUT ME OUT [ AUDIENCE AWS ] IT WAS ONLY BRYANT AND KATIE, 469 00:30:43,810 --> 00:30:48,615 AND THEY GOT FREE BMWs Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 470 00:30:48,615 --> 00:30:51,651 I GOT COMPLETELY SHAFTED ON THAT Jimmy: WE CAN MAKE THIS-- 471 00:30:51,651 --> 00:30:53,887 NO, WE CAN MAKE THIS ALL GOOD. YES Jimmy: BMW, IF YOU'RE 472 00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:56,156 WATCHING - FIRST OF ALL, I'M THE ONE THAT BROUGHT IT UP. 473 00:30:56,156 --> 00:31:01,394 YES Jimmy: SO I THINK - [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 474 00:31:01,394 --> 00:31:03,430 AND YOU ALL WERE HERE WITNESS-- AND YOU ALL DESERVE-- 475 00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:07,701 [ CHEERS ] EVERYONE HERE DESERVES A BMW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 476 00:31:07,701 --> 00:31:12,906 COME ON, MAKE IT RIGHT MAKE IT RIGHT, BMW YOU'RE THE NEW OPRAH. 477 00:31:12,906 --> 00:31:14,774 Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH, YEAH BMWs FOR EVERYONE 478 00:31:14,774 --> 00:31:17,777 Jimmy: YEAH, NO ONE'S GETTING A CAR AT ALL [ LAUGHTER ] 479 00:31:17,777 --> 00:31:20,080 WELL, YOU KNOW, WE WERE TALKING BACKSTAGE AND I GO, "YOU KNOW, YOU'VE INTERVIEWED EVERY SINGLE 480 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:24,651 PERSON I WANTED-- THERE'S SUCH A GIANT LIST, BUT I JUST PICKED TWO THAT STUCK IN 481 00:31:24,651 --> 00:31:28,154 MY HEAD, AND I GO, "I'D LOVE TO HEAR THE STORY." TELL ME ABOUT WHEN YOU 482 00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:31,358 INTERVIEWED MICK JAGGER-- OH, MY GOSH Jimmy:-- WHO'S ONE OF MY 483 00:31:31,358 --> 00:31:33,760 ALL-TIME FAVS. OH, YOU GOT THE PICTURE Jimmy: YEAH, LOOK AT-- COME 484 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,729 ON YEAH, LOOK AT THAT. Jimmy: "WHAT WAS HE LIKE? 485 00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:38,732 YOU KNOW, FIRST OF ALL, HE HARDLY EVER GIVES INTERVIEWS Jimmy: "NO, HE DOESN'T LIKE 486 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:41,101 TO TALK TO PEOPLE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I COULD HAVE JUST 487 00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:44,204 INTERVIEWED YOU. Jimmy: "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 488 00:31:44,204 --> 00:31:46,206 "WHERE-- WHERE WERE WE? YOU GOT TO GET A COUPLE WRINKLES 489 00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:49,109 Jimmy: "YEAH-- WE GOT TO DO IT LIKE THAT." WHAT-- WHAT DID YOU SAY TO 490 00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:50,944 HIM? WHERE WERE YOU WELL, HERE'S THE BIG THING, 491 00:31:50,944 --> 00:31:55,215 I-- WE WERE BOTH-- I WAS INTERVIEWING HIM IN L.A. AND I WAS STAYING IN-- AT THE 492 00:31:55,215 --> 00:31:59,419 FOUR SEASONS IN BEVERLY HILLS, IN A TINY LITTLE ROOM. AND HE WAS STAYING AT THE FOUR 493 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:01,721 SEASONS IN BEVERLY HILLS IN THE MASSIVE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE, WHICH IS THE ENTIRE TOP FLOOR 494 00:32:01,721 --> 00:32:05,592 OF THE HOTEL Jimmy: YEAH AND SOME PRODUCER IN 495 00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:07,827 NEW YORK, WHO I-- I DIDN'T-- HADN'T WORKED WITH BEFORE, DECIDED TO EMAIL ME-- FAX ME, 496 00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:09,362 THAT WAS THE-- FAX ME SOME QUESTIONS THAT SHE THOUGHT WOULD BE GOOD TO ASK 497 00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:18,138 MICK JAGGER. Jimmy: "WHAT IS THE INTERNET?" 498 00:32:18,138 --> 00:32:20,507 [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW, WHAT IS THE INTERNET 499 00:32:20,507 --> 00:32:24,244 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS A FAX MACHINE? Jimmy: WHAT IS A FAX 500 00:32:24,244 --> 00:32:25,645 MACHINE? THE CONCIERGE OF THE HOTEL TOOK THEM AND PUT THEM UNDER 501 00:32:25,645 --> 00:32:28,114 MICK JAGGER'S DOOR INSTEAD OF MY DOOR. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 502 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:33,887 AND THE QUESTIONS WERE BAD AND I WAS AWAKENED THE MORNING OF THE INTERVIEW WITH A PANICKY 503 00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:35,588 PHONE CALL FROM THE BOOKER IN NEW YORK SAYING, "YOU'VE GOT TO GO STRAIGHT AWAY UP TO 504 00:32:35,588 --> 00:32:41,161 MICK JAGGER'S PRESIDENTIAL SUITE AND MAKE THIS RIGHT. AND TELL HIM THAT-- THIS, YOU 505 00:32:41,161 --> 00:32:43,430 KNOW, THIS WAS SOME ROGUE PRODUCER IN NEW YORK WHO DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING, 506 00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:46,933 AND-- Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO GIVE 507 00:32:46,933 --> 00:32:48,902 QUESTIONS-- NO, I-- WE NEVER GIVE QUESTIONS OUT, BUT I NEVER-- I 508 00:32:48,902 --> 00:32:52,872 DON'T EVEN WRITE DOWN QUESTIONS WHEN I DO INTERVIEWS I MEAN, I WOULD NEVER HAVE 509 00:32:52,872 --> 00:32:56,876 ASKED THOSE QUESTIONS THAT WERE BEING FAXED. THEY WERE NOT GOOD QUESTIONS 510 00:32:56,876 --> 00:33:01,047 Jimmy: OOH. SO, THEY SAID, "YOU'VE GOT TO GO UP THERE RIGHT AWAY. 511 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:03,950 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD" - Jimmy:-- HE CANCELLED, HE SAID, "I'M NOT DOING IT. 512 00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:07,687 I'M NOT DOING IT." SO-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 513 00:33:07,687 --> 00:33:10,357 THAT'S WHAT HE SAID! Jimmy: "NO WAY, GET AWAY! AND SO-- 514 00:33:10,357 --> 00:33:12,392 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I GO AND I KNOCK ON THE DOOR, AND HE ANSWERS THE DOOR, AND 515 00:33:12,392 --> 00:33:14,060 HE'S WEARING A SILK KIMONO ROBE - Jimmy: STOP IT, COME ON 516 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:16,930 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS OPEN TO HIS NAVEL Jimmy: YEAH 517 00:33:16,930 --> 00:33:21,334 YES, 'CAUSE HE CAN DO THAT, BECAUSE HE'S MICK JAGGER YES 518 00:33:21,334 --> 00:33:24,270 Jimmy: I LOVE THAT GUY. YES, HE CAN Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S A FASHION 519 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,239 ICON I LOVE IT. ANYWAY, I HAD TO GO INTO THE 520 00:33:26,239 --> 00:33:27,974 SUITE, WHICH TOOK US FIVE MINUTES TO WALK THROUGH THE-- ALL THE MANY ROOMS TO FINALLY 521 00:33:27,974 --> 00:33:32,245 GET TO THE LIVING ROOM, AND SIT DOWN AND CONVINCE HIM TO DO THE INTERVIEW-- 522 00:33:32,245 --> 00:33:35,382 Jimmy: AND DID HE DO IT HE DID IT Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M 523 00:33:35,382 --> 00:33:37,283 TALKING ABOUT, 'CAUSE HE'S THE BEST HE IS 524 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:39,686 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH AND-- AND YOU GOT TO SEE HIM 525 00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:41,721 IN A KIMONO. GOT A STORY. AND YOU KNOW-- HE'S REALLY 526 00:33:41,721 --> 00:33:45,759 SMART. Jimmy: OH, HE'S BRILLIANT HE'S A REALLY SMART GUY 527 00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:47,994 Jimmy: BRILLIANT, HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING. YEAH. 528 00:33:47,994 --> 00:33:49,696 YEAH Jimmy: AND THEN, THE OTHER STORY THAT-- IT TOUCHED ME 529 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:51,264 ACTUALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS BEAUTIFUL THIS STORY-- YOU INTERVIEWED 530 00:33:51,264 --> 00:33:53,767 JOE BIDEN BEFORE - OH, YEAH. Jimmy:-- BEFORE HE WAS 531 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:56,002 PRESIDENT. RIGHT BEFORE HE WAS-- I'VE INTERVIEWED HIM MANY TIMES 532 00:33:56,002 --> 00:33:57,637 I INTERVIEWED HIM AND LINDSEY GRAHAM IN THE GREEN ZONE IN IRAQ IN BAGHDAD DURING 533 00:33:57,637 --> 00:34:03,510 THE WAR, AND THAT'S WHEN THE TWO OF THEM WERE PLAYING WELL TOGETHER 534 00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:06,479 BUT HE WROTE A BEAUTIFUL BOOK CALLED, "PROMISE ME, DAD" ABOUT HIS SON BEAU BIDEN WHO DIED OF 535 00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:11,651 BRAIN CANCER Jimmy: YEAH AND ASKED ME TO PLEASE COME 536 00:34:11,651 --> 00:34:13,253 DOWN TO FLORIDA AND INTERVIEW HIM IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE, WHICH I DID, AND 537 00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:16,523 THAT'S A PICTURE OF US BACKSTAGE. AND OF COURSE I WAS-- AT THE 538 00:34:16,523 --> 00:34:22,362 END OF THE INTERVIEW I HAD TO ASK, "ARE YOU GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT? 539 00:34:22,362 --> 00:34:26,966 AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE HE WENT BACK UP TO DELAWARE TO MEET WITH THE FAMILY AND DECIDE 540 00:34:26,966 --> 00:34:31,071 BUT HE WAS GREAT BECAUSE HE WENT-- HE CAME BACKSTAGE AFTERWARD AND HE SAID-- 541 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:34,140 AND WE-- HE SPENT A LOT OF TIME TALKING AND HE SAID, "CAN I-- CAN I 542 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:39,546 CALL YOUR SONS?" AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT? AND HE SAID, "HAND ME YOUR 543 00:34:39,546 --> 00:34:42,582 PHONE. CALL YOUR SONS." SO I CALLED MY SON ZACHARY, AND 544 00:34:42,582 --> 00:34:46,086 HE SPOKE FOR 15 MINUTES ON THE PHONE, FIRST WITH MY SON ZACHARY, AND THEN WITH MY SON 545 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:47,787 SAM, BASICALLY SAYING, YOU KNOW, "THANK YOU FOR LETTING YOUR MOM COME DOWN HERE TONIGHT 546 00:34:47,787 --> 00:34:58,098 AND INTERVIEW ME, AND GIVING HER UP FOR A SCHOOL NIGHT," 'CAUSE IT WS A SCHOOL NIGHT 547 00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,766 AND, YOU KNOW, "I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR A COKE THE NEXT TIME I'M IN NEW YORK. 548 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:04,838 LIKE, YEAH RIGHT, BUT-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ARE YOU-- ARE YOU 549 00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:07,540 GOING TO BE INTERVIEWING PEOPLE ON THE NEW SHOW? ON THE - 550 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:10,443 OH, YES IT'S MOSTLY INTERVIEW DRIVEN WE'RE GOING TO TAKE-- IT'S AN 551 00:35:10,443 --> 00:35:12,345 HOUR LONG SHOW FROM 6:00 TO 7:00 EAST COAST TIME-- AND WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A HANDFUL 552 00:35:12,345 --> 00:35:14,280 OF THE BIGGEST STORIES AND GO REALLY DEEP ON THEM. AND I LOVE DOING LIVE 553 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:19,853 INTERVIEWS, JIMMY. IT'S MY FAVORITE PART OF MY JOB. 554 00:35:19,853 --> 00:35:25,425 Jimmy: YEAH SO, I DON'T WANT TO DO JUST, YOU KNOW, BE A PROMPTER JOCKEY 555 00:35:25,425 --> 00:35:27,961 AS THEY CALL IT, WHEN YOU JUST DO NOTHING BUT READ STORY, STORY, STORY 556 00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:29,896 I LIKE TO INTERVIEW PEOPLE Jimmy: SO ON MONDAY, WE'RE GOING TO SEE LIVE-- YOU'RE 557 00:35:29,896 --> 00:35:31,531 JUST GOING TO - YEAH, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF GREAT GUESTS ON MONDAY NIGHT 558 00:35:31,531 --> 00:35:33,133 ALREADY. I'M AFRAID TO TELL, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT, BUT - 559 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:35,201 Jimmy: "NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL. WE ALL KNOW WHO IT IS. 560 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:39,506 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "REMEMBER ME I'M WEARING A KIMONO 561 00:35:39,506 --> 00:35:42,142 HELLO! REMEMBER ME? HE'S NEVER GOING TO TALK TO 562 00:35:42,142 --> 00:35:44,978 ME AGAIN NOW THAT I TOLD THAT STORY. Jimmy: NO, HE WILL, HE WILL, 563 00:35:44,978 --> 00:35:47,313 HE WILL-- I LOVE YOU, CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU 564 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:49,849 Jimmy: GOOD LUCK ON EVERYTHING THANK YOU 565 00:35:49,849 --> 00:35:52,752 Jimmy: ELIZABETH VARGAS, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 566 00:35:52,752 --> 00:35:54,354 "ELIZABETH VARGAS REPORTS" PREMIERES MONDAY AT 6:00 P.M. ON NEWSNATION. 567 00:35:54,354 --> 00:35:55,989 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 568 00:35:55,989 --> 00:36:25,752 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HER ALBUM, "THE GOOD 569 00:36:25,752 --> 00:36:31,057 WITCH," IS OUT JUNE 16th PERFORMING "LOST THE BREAKUP," PLEASE WELCOME MAISIE PETERS 570 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:40,400 ♪ ♪ GOT THE NEWS JUST LAS MONTH THAT I A 571 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:44,871 EXHAUSTING AND YOU'R NOT IN LOVE ♪ ♪ DIDN'T SAY IT IN THOS 572 00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:52,112 WORDS BUT I KNOW HOW YOU TONE WORKS YOU'RE MIA ♪ ♪ RUNNING SO FREE 573 00:36:52,112 --> 00:36:57,650 CALLING YOUR E FORGETTING 'BOUT ME ♪ ♪ BUT I KNOW YOU COULD NEVE 574 00:36:57,650 --> 00:37:04,457 YEAH, I KNOW YOU REMEMBE SO I'M FEELING AND I'M ♪ ♪ DEALING WITH THE HEART YO 575 00:37:04,457 --> 00:37:08,528 BROKE WHILE YOU DO PRESS-UPS AND REPRESS US ♪ ♪ AND TAKE OFF HER CLOTHE 576 00:37:08,528 --> 00:37:13,566 OH, I'M HURTING BUT I' CERTAIN IT'S STILL TRUE ♪ ♪ I'M THE BEST THING THAT 577 00:37:13,566 --> 00:37:20,640 ALMOST HAPPENED TO YOU I KNOW I'M OBSESSED AND ♪ ♪ RIGHT NOW, I MIGHT BE A 578 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:29,049 MESS BUT ONE DAY YOU'R GONNA WAKE UP AND YOU'LL ♪ ♪ SEE YOU LOST THE BREAKU 579 00:37:29,049 --> 00:37:33,353 I'LL SMILE AND YOU'L HAVE TO FACE IT ♪ ♪ I'M THE GREATEST LOVE THA 580 00:37:33,353 --> 00:37:39,759 YOU WASTED BUT BY THEN I'LL BE FAR AWAY ♪ ♪ AND YOU'LL SEE YO 581 00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:47,300 LOST THE BREAKUP BUT FOR NOW I'M OUT IN ♪ ♪ THE DUST FALLING APAR 582 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:54,140 OH, IS SHE JUST LIKE M YEAH, I RECKON ♪ ♪ YOU'VE GOT TWO TYPE 583 00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:58,411 COUNTRY AND WESTER SO I'M FEELING AND I'M ♪ ♪ DEALING WITH THE HEAR 584 00:37:58,411 --> 00:38:02,415 YOU BROKE WHILE YOU DO PRESS-UPS AND REPRESS US ♪ ♪ AND TAKE OFF HER CLOTHE 585 00:38:02,415 --> 00:38:07,153 OH, I'M SOMETHING IF NOTHING ELSE IS TRUE ♪ ♪ I'M THE BEST THING THAT 586 00:38:07,153 --> 00:38:14,294 ALMOST HAPPENED TO YOU I KNOW I'M OBSESSED AND ♪ ♪ RIGHT NOW, I MIGHT BE A 587 00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:22,335 MESS BUT ONE DAY YOU'R GONNA WAKE UP AND YOU'LL ♪ ♪ SEE YOU LOST THE BREAKU 588 00:38:22,335 --> 00:38:27,040 I'LL SMILE AND YOU'L HAVE TO FACE IT ♪ ♪ I'M THE GREATEST LOVE 589 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:33,413 THAT YOU WASTE BUT BY THEN I'LL BE FAR ♪ ♪ AWAY AND YOU'LL SEE YOU 590 00:38:33,413 --> 00:38:47,594 LOST THE BREAKUP ♪ ♪ ♪ YOU'LL SEE YO 591 00:38:47,594 --> 00:38:51,464 LOST THE BREAKUP YOU'RE GONNA WALK INTO SOME UNDERGROUND BAR ♪ 592 00:38:51,464 --> 00:38:55,468 ♪ YOU'LL SEE A PRETTY LITTL THING CATCHING EYE IN THE DARK AND IT'S ME ♪ 593 00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:59,606 ♪ I'LL SEE YOU TO I'LL WAVE AND I'M DANCIN OVER TO YOU ♪ 594 00:38:59,606 --> 00:39:05,478 ♪ IN THE CORNER AND YOU'L SAY WOW, HEY, IT'S BEE FOREVER DO YOU WANNA GET ♪ 595 00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:11,551 ♪ A DRINK, LIKE TOGETHE I'D SAY, I'M KINDA BUS LIKE I'M ON FALLON TONIGHT ♪ 596 00:39:11,551 --> 00:39:17,257 ♪ OH, MAN I WON THE BREAKUP I'LL SMILE AND YOU'LL ♪ ♪ HAVE TO FACE IT 597 00:39:17,257 --> 00:39:23,697 I'M THE GREATEST LOVE THAT YOU WASTED ♪ ♪ BUT BY THEN I'LL BE FAR 598 00:39:23,697 --> 00:39:38,144 AWAY AND YOU'LL SE YOU LOST THE BREAKUP ♪ ♪ 599 00:39:38,144 --> 00:39:41,815 ♪ AND YOU'LL SEE YOU LOST THE BREAKUP ♪ ♪ 600 00:39:41,815 --> 00:39:47,754 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON NOW. EXACTLY, RIGHT 601 00:39:47,754 --> 00:39:51,524 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THANK YOU SO MUCH. MAISIE PETERS! 602 00:39:51,524 --> 00:39:55,929 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MAISIE PETERS. TICKETS TO HER U.S. TOUR ARE ON 603 00:39:55,929 --> 00:40:00,066 SALE NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 604 00:40:00,066 --> 00:40:01,067 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 605 00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:24,090 MAISIE PETERS ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM 606 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:27,327 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA HEY, ROOTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 607 00:40:27,327 --> 00:40:30,563 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 608 00:40:30,563 --> 00:40:38,438 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 609 00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:49,849 BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪