1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:18,218 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:26,059 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:30,263 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - EDWARD NORTON, 4 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:35,869 EGO NWODIM MUSICAL GUEST, PARKER McCOLLUM AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:42,375 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1826 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:42,375 --> 00:01:01,327 JIMMY FALLON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 7 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:10,103 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 8 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:12,806 EVERYBODY. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 9 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:18,745 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH! WELL, GUYS, IT FINALLY 10 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,547 HAPPENED, A NEW YORK GRAND JURY HAS VOTED TO INDICT FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR HIS ROLE IN 11 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:36,629 A HUSH MONEY PAYMENT MADE TO STORMY DANIELS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:39,966 WHEN SHE HEARD, STORMY DANIELS WAS LIKE, "OH, SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE SATISFIED? 13 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:49,876 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT GETS EVEN CRAZIER THOUGH, IF TRUMP REFUSES TO SURRENDER, 14 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:54,948 FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS WOULD HAVE TO APPROVE A REQUEST TO SEND HIM TO NEW YORK. 15 00:01:54,948 --> 00:02:01,154 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] DeSANTIS WAS LIKE, "OH, IT'S APPROVED 16 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:11,131 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OH IT'S-- OH, IT'S APPROVED I'LL FLY HIM MYSELF! 17 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,100 THAT'S RIGHT, TRUMP IS THE FIRST U.S. PRESIDENT TO BE INDICTED 18 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:18,471 YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: IT IS-- IT IS 19 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:22,542 HISTORIC, AND TRUMP ACTUALLY PUT OUT A VIDEO ABOUT IT WATCH THIS 20 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:30,083 ♪ ♪ I'M SO INDICTED AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT 21 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:37,357 I'M ABOUT TO GO TO JAI AND I DON'T LIKE IT ♪ ♪ I'M SO INDICTED 22 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:45,965 AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNO I KNOW I AM SO SCREWED ♪ 23 00:02:45,965 --> 00:03:03,216 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, SWITCHING GEARS, THIS IS EXCITING, TODAY WAS OPENING DAY 24 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:11,891 FOR MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 25 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:13,660 IT'S-- IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE GONE TO THE GAME, BUT APPARENTLY THEY'VE UPDATED THE 26 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:17,063 CLASSIC SONG, "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME. AND IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE 27 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:19,966 TO SING THE NEW ONE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. HERE WE GO 28 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:28,108 ♪ ♪ TAKE ME OUT TO TH BALLGAME 29 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:33,913 TAKE ME OU WITH THE CROWD ♪ ♪ BUYING A BEER YOU MIGHT 30 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:38,985 NEED A LOAN WHAT'S IN THIS HOT DOG I JUST FOUND A BONE ♪ 31 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:43,590 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ AND IT'S ROOT ROOT ROOT FOR MY DRAFTKING 32 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:47,260 IF I DON'T WIN I'M SO SCREWED ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:57,671 ♪ FOR THERE'S ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGH NINE INNINGS STILL WITH NO 34 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:03,510 RUNS SO I LEFT ♪ ♪ HALFWAY THROUGH ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 35 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:07,213 Jimmy: PLAY BALL! ♪ PLAY BALL! 36 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:13,720 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH Steve: THOSE ARE NEW. 37 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,890 Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT BASEBALL IS BACK AND THERE'S SO MANY AMAZING 38 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,591 PLAYERS THIS YEAR, BUT I NOTICED THAT IF YOU COMBINE SOME OF THE PLAYER'S NAMES, YOU 39 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:24,431 CAN CREATE AN EVEN MORE INTERESTING PLAYER I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 40 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:30,303 FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU COMBINE RYAN PRESSLY WITH ELVIS ANDRUS, YOU GET ELVIS PRESSLY. 41 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:33,373 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU SEE HOW IT WORKS SO I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER 42 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,075 EXAMPLE. IF YOU COMBINE BRAD HAND WITH JAZZ CHISHOLM, JR., YOU GET 43 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:43,216 JAZZ HAND. [ LAUGHTER ] WHY-- WHAT? 44 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,252 WHAT'D YOU THINK Tariq: NAH! Steve: HE THOUGHT IT WAS 45 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:47,987 GOING TO BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT, DIDN'T HE Jimmy: YEAH 46 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:52,092 IF YOU COMBINE ALEX CALL WITH JORGE SOLER AND HARRISON BADER, YOU GET BADER CALL SOL 47 00:04:52,092 --> 00:05:00,533 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? IT'S A MORE INTERESTING GAME 48 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,335 Steve: WAY-- WAY MORE. Jimmy: IF-- IF YOU COMBINE OSWALDO CABRERA WITH JEFF WARE, 49 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:06,806 YOU GET WARE OSWALDO [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, I'M JUST SAYING, SHOULD 50 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:10,076 BE A FUN SEASON. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. I LOVE IT. 51 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:13,246 SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON LAST NIGHT. THE SENATE VOTED TO END THE 52 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:17,217 NATIONAL COVID EMERGENCY YEAH, AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "YEAH, THANKS FOR GETTING ON 53 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:20,720 THAT GUYS. WE ENDED IT OURSELVES A YEAR AGO, BUT THANK YOU." 54 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,591 [ LAUGHTER ] IT FEELS LIKE THE SENATE'S A A LITTLE BEHIND. 55 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:26,626 RIGHT AFTER THAT, THEY HELD THE HEARING TO ADDRESS THE DANGERS OF MYSPACE 56 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:29,162 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH SENATE'S LIKE, "WE'RE NOT 57 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:32,399 BEHIND ON THE TIMES. BY THE WAY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THE STARBUCKS CUP IN 'GAME OF 58 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:36,703 THRONES?' [ LAUGHTER ] OH BLOOPER! 59 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:40,840 BLOOPER ALERT! WELL, GUYS, THERE'S STILL A LOT TO DEBATE OVER WHETHER THE 60 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,643 GOVERNMENT'S GOING TO BAN TIKTOK BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT 61 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:46,880 IT REALLY COULD HAPPEN, AND ONE COMPANY HAS ALREADY TAKEN 62 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,082 ADVANTAGE OF THIS. CHECK OUT THIS AD I SAW TODAY. LOOK AT THIS 63 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:53,153 REVOLUTIONIZED THE WAY WE LIVE BUT IN AN AGE WHEN FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS CAN SPY ON YOU 64 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,888 THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA APPS AND MALWARE INFECTED PHOTOS AND VIDEOS, IT'S MORE IMPORTANT 65 00:05:54,888 --> 00:06:01,828 THAN EVER TO HAVE A SAFE, SECURE DEVICE. THAT'S WHY-- THE BLACKBERRY'S 66 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:05,565 BACK, BISH [ LAUGHTER ] YOU LEFT US FOR DEAD WHEN THE 67 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:09,569 iPHONE CAME OUT. BUT LOOK WHO'S COME CRAWLING BACK TO DADDY NOW. 68 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:12,072 [ SCREAM ] WE'RE SAFE, SECURE, AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GO WEREWOLF MODE ON 69 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:17,711 THE WORLD. THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDPA'S SMARTPHONE, IT'S HIS GRANDPA'S 70 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:23,183 SMARTPHONE, MOTHER [ BLEEP ] [ LAUGHTER ] BLACKBERRY! 71 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:28,054 YOU CAN SEND EMAILS, GET EMAILS, AND-- SEND EMAILS ON THIS BAD BOY 72 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:31,057 UH, CAN SOMEBODY SPY ON MY BLACKBERRY YOU'RE TALKING INTO A 73 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:34,861 A [ BLEEP ] CALCULATOR, BRO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? BESIDES, WHAT'S CHINA GOING TO 74 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:39,165 FIND OUT YOU LIKE PLAYING BRICK BREAKER GOOD LUCK WITH THAT INTEL 75 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:43,737 [ BLEEP ] HEADS. BLACKBERRY, THE RIGHT SELECTION WHEN YOU NEED PROTECTION 76 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:49,309 SO SUCK IT, TIKTOK [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OH NO 77 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:52,445 Jimmy: BLACKBERRY Steve: WOW. Jimmy: BLACKBERRY'S BACK. 78 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,814 I SAW THAT TODAY Steve: THAT'S A COMMERCIAL YOU SAW TODAY? 79 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,416 Jimmy: THAT'S A COMMERCIAL THAT I SAW TODAY Steve: AND YOU SAID, "I WANT 80 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,285 TO SHOW IT ON THE SHOW?" Jimmy: WELL, I SAW SOMETHING-- YOU SEE SOMETHING 81 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:01,287 LIKE THAT ON TELEVISION-- Steve: YEAH, YOU GO-- YOU WANT TO SHARE IT WITH 82 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:03,089 EVERYBODY. Jimmy:-- GET OUT HERE AND TELL EVERYONE! 83 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:09,295 [ LAUGHTER ] BLACKBERRY'S BACK. SOME TRAVEL NEWS, GUYS, THE FAA 84 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:12,732 JUST WARNED THAT, THIS SUMMER, THERE'S GOING TO BE A MAJOR SHORTAGE OF AIR TRAFFIC 85 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:18,438 CONTROLLERS AT SOME AIRPORTS DON'T WORRY, EVERY AIRPORT PLANS TO HIRE THAT 16-YEAR-OLD 86 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,374 KID WHO WORKS THE SLIDE AT A A WATER PARK "YOU CAN GO. 87 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:25,612 YOU CAN GO YOU CAN GO YOU CAN GO 88 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:29,215 YOU CAN GO, BRO. YOU WANT A PIGGYBACK GO AHEAD FOR IT, BRO, I DON'T 89 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:32,318 CARE [ LAUGHTER ] GO HEAD FIRST, I DON'T CARE, 90 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:35,055 BRO. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I HEARD 91 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:41,061 THAT BED BATH & BEYOND IS ONCE AGAIN WARNING THAT IT COULD HAVE TO FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY. 92 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,762 YOU CAN TELL BED BATH & BEYOND IS DESPERATE TODAY THEIR CEO RAN INTO 93 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:46,833 GWYNETH PALTROW AND SUED HER FOR $300 MILLION [ LAUGHTER ] 94 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:50,070 IT'S TERRIBLE. AND FINALLY, ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH, HUMANITY IS NOT EVEN 95 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:58,912 CLOSE TO REACHING ITS MAXIMUM LIFE SPAN AND ONE DAY, PEOPLE COULD LIVE TO THE AGE OF 150 96 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,714 IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD WHEN YOUR GRANDPARENTS CAN'T VISIT YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE HANGING OUT 97 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:08,688 WITH THEIR GRANDPARENTS. [ LAUGHTER ] EVENTUALLY "THE TODAY SHOW" 98 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:11,524 WILL JUST BE FOUR HOURS OF WISHING OLD PEOPLE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY 99 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:15,195 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 100 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,162 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN COME ON. 101 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:27,340 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 102 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,909 TONIGHT. MAN, I LOVE THIS GUY WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE GUY 103 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:36,249 GREAT ACTOR. HE'S A THREE-TIME OSCAR NOMINEE WHO STARS IN THE APPLE TV PLUS 104 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:40,153 SERIES, "EXTRAPOLATIONS. EDWARD NORTON IS HERE! Steve: OH 105 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:44,057 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: EDWARD NORTON! "EXTRAPOLATIONS. 106 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:47,527 YOU KNOW HER FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WHICH RETURNS THIS WEEKEND WITH HOST, 107 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:52,098 QUINTA BRUNSON, AND MUSICAL GUEST, LIL YACHTY, EGO NWODIM IS HERE TONIGHT! 108 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:56,469 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: OH, EGO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 109 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,705 Jimmy: AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM PARKER McCOLLUM Steve: OH 110 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:03,410 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: BIG, FUN SHOW TONIGHT. 111 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,045 GUYS, I ALSO WANT TO MENTION, BY THE WAY, MY NEW COLLABORATION WITH WARBY PARKER 112 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:12,485 IS AVAILABLE NOW THEY ARE CALLED FLIPPIES AND YEAH, HERE YOU GO, HERE, 113 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:17,424 THIS IS IT UH-- YEAH, NO-- THERE'S FOUR BOXES. 114 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:22,262 Steve: REALLY THE FLIPPIE BOX, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: FIRST ONE, SECOND 115 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:23,697 ONE, THERE'S A THIRD ONE, THE FOURTH - Steve: YEP, IT'S LIKE A 116 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,498 A NESTING DOLL Jimmy: YES, IT'S LIKE A A NESTING DOLL 117 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,068 HERE IT IS THIS IS FLIPPIES SO LOOK-- JUST COOL, RIGHT? 118 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,203 Steve: YEAH, THOSE ARE COOL BLUE SUNGLASSES. Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT, DO YOU 119 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,305 WANT THE BLACK SUNGLASSES? Steve: WHAT, THEY'RE BLACK! Jimmy: YEAH, THESE ARE COOL, 120 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,641 RIGHT? [ CHEERS ] OH-- OH, YOU'RE BORED OF 121 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:42,382 THESE? Steve: YOINK. Jimmy: OH, WE'RE GOOD 122 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:48,221 [ CHEERS ] ♪ ♪ 123 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:56,763 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FLIPPIES ARE AVAILABLE AT ALL 124 00:09:56,763 --> 00:10:01,835 WARBY PARKER STORES AND WARBYPARKER.COM. 100% OF PROCEEDS GO TO THE 125 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:07,173 PUPILS PROJECT, BY THE WAY, WHICH PROVIDES EYE EXAMS AND GLASSES TO KIDS IN NEED. 126 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,909 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY SEND DOCTORS INTO CLASSROOMS 127 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:12,112 IT'S A GREAT ORGANIZATION. LIMITED SUPPLY, GET 'EM WHILE YOU CAN! 128 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,915 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FLIPPIES 129 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:21,454 ♪ Steve: SANFORD AND SUN. Jimmy: YEAH 130 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,323 Steve: THAT'S WHY YOU WEAR THE SUNGLASSES Jimmy: SANFORD AND SUNNIES. 131 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,759 Steve: YEAH Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S-- YEAH, I SHOULD HAVE CALLED THEM THAT 132 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,128 [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT 133 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,429 SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO Steve: WHOA 134 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:38,805 ♪ HASHTAG HASHTAGS ♪ Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING 135 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:42,842 EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG, AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC 136 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,344 THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING ALONG. SPRING BREAK IS IN FULL SWING, 137 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,979 AND I SENT OUT A HASHTAG #SPRINGBREAKFAIL, AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT YOUR 138 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:54,788 FUNNIEST SPRING BREAK GONE WRONG STORIES. UH, I SENT ONE OUT-- BUT THIS 139 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:59,459 REALLY HAPPENED. I WENT TO SPRING BREAK ONCE, AND WE GOT A CAB TO GO BACK TO 140 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:04,531 OUR HOTEL, AND THE CAB PULLED OVER AND HE GOES, "HEY, DO ONE OF YOU GUYS WANT TO DRIVE? 141 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:10,070 I'M WASTED." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S A TRUE STORY. 142 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,838 ASKED ME IF I'D DRIVE-- WOULD DRIVE THE CAB. Steve: DID YOU DRI-- WHO 143 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,874 DROVE? Jimmy: WE WAITED FOR ANOTHER CAB, I THINK 144 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,509 Steve: OH Jimmy: OR WE WALKED I THINK WE COULD SEE OUR HOTEL, 145 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,111 IT WAS CRAZY ANYWAYS, WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S., 146 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:23,216 SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF 147 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:26,686 MY FAVORITE SPRING BREAK FAIL TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS HERE WE GO 148 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:31,257 THIS FIRST ONE'S FROM @RAINAEATSKALE Steve: MM 149 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,827 Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "I WAS SO DRUNK, TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW I ACCIDENTALLY BRUSHED MY TEETH 150 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,096 WITH SUNSCREEN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OH, THERE YOU GO 151 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:39,332 EH, WHY NOT, IT'S SOMETHING. ♪ THIS ONE'S FROM 152 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:43,303 @ITSGIVINGCAROLINE SHE SAYS, "MY CONNECTING FLIGHT GOT CANCELLED. 153 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:47,107 ENDING UP SPENDING TWO DAYS AT AN AIRPORT CHILI'S." THERE YOU GO 154 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:51,277 THAT'S FUN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE! 155 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:54,481 Steve: YEAH, COME ON, CHILI'S TWO. Jimmy: CHILI'S TWO, MAN-- I 156 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,017 LOVE-- TWO NIGHTS AT CHILI'S TWO? THIS ONE'S FROM 157 00:11:57,017 --> 00:12:00,820 @SOCCERISLIFE9999. Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] 158 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,455 Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "OUR HOTEL ROOM WAS NEXT TO A MARCHING BAND THAT INSISTED ON 159 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,325 PRACTICING EVERY MORNING AT 7:00 I KNOW THE MARCHING BAND 160 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,762 VERSION OF 'SHAPE OF YOU' BY HEART NOW. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 161 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:29,949 ♪ ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM 162 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:35,422 @SWEEPTHELEG4ME. Steve: OH, "COBRA KAI." Jimmy: THEY SAY, "GOT BACK 163 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,424 TO A HOTEL AFTER A LONG NIGHT OUT. I WAS SO OUT OF IT I BARELY 164 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,627 MADE IT ONTO THE BED WOKE UP TO A COUPLE SCREAMING AT ME TO GET OUT OF THEIR 165 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:46,099 HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "MADE IT TO THE HOTEL. 166 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,169 THE DOOR'S UNLOCKED! Steve: "COME ON, MAN! Jimmy: "HEY, MAN! 167 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,304 Steve: "OUR HOTEL GOT SMALLER. [ LAUGHTER ] 168 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,006 Jimmy: "THEY MOVED THE COFFEE TABLE AROUND SOMEWHERE. THIS HOTEL ROOM IS AWESOME, 169 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,108 MAN. Steve: "THIS LOBBY IS SUPER SMALL. 170 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:59,612 Jimmy: "FEELS LIKE A HOUSE! Steve: "WAIT, LOOK AT THIS REFRIGERATOR 171 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:04,084 OH, THERE'S FAMILY PICTURES. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, THIS IS" - 172 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:07,187 Jimmy: "IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M AT HOME I LOVE IT. 173 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:10,056 THERE'S A LADY SLEEPING NEXT TO ME OH, COOL!" 174 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:14,060 Steve: "BONUS!" Jimmy: "BONUS, DUDE!" [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:20,400 ♪ THIS ONE'S FROM @GEOFFJEFF Steve: OH, GEOFF JEFF 176 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,669 Jimmy: BUT IT'S G-E-O-F-F Steve: OH, SO GEOFF JEFF. Jimmy: J-E-F-- OH, GEOFF 177 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,838 JEFF Steve: YEAH, GEOFF JEFF Jimmy: 55 178 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,173 Steve: OH, FIVE FIVE? HE CAN'T DRIVE Jimmy: THERE WERE 54 OTHER 179 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:31,978 GEOFF JEFFS. Steve: GEOFF JEFFS. [ LAUGHTER ] 180 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:35,148 HE SAYS, "LOST MY PHONE IN THE OCEAN ON DAY ONE THE 'FIND MY PHONE' APP EVEN 181 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,917 WORKED FOR A WHILE I COULD ACTUALLY WATCH IT FLOAT OUT TO SEA." 182 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:44,958 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: ON A RAFT? Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE'S FROM 183 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:50,797 @JONATHANWICKOWSKI4-- OH, IS WICK SHORT FOR WICKOWSKI Steve: YEAH 184 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,233 Jimmy: JOHN WICK? Steve: OH, MAYBE! Jimmy: JOHN WICKOWSKI, I 185 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,335 DIDN'T KNOW THAT Steve: DON'T MESS WITH HIS PUPPY. 186 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:59,939 Jimmy: JONATHANWICKOWSKI4, HE SAYS, "FORGOT TO BUDGET FOR BAIL." 187 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,442 THERE YOU GO, SPRING BREAK FAIL THAT'S OUR "TONIGHT SHOW 188 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,943 HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO 189 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:10,350 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WHEN WE COME BACK, PUPPIES WILL BE MAKING THEIR FINAL FOUR 190 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,520 PREDICTIONS. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 191 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:28,501 ♪ Jimmy: WE HAVE FOUR PUPPIES, ONE FOR EACH TEAM. 192 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,203 WHICHEVER TEAM'S PUPPY GETS TO THE BOWL FIRST WILL DETERMINE WHO WILL BE CROWNED THE 193 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:39,145 NATIONAL CHAMPS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MIAMI'S GOT A LEAD 194 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:50,824 NO SAN DIEGO STATE-- NO! Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 195 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:55,295 I'M SO EXCITED BECAUSE THIS WEEKEND IS THE FINAL FOUR. IT IS HAPPENING DOWN IN 196 00:14:55,295 --> 00:15:01,334 HOUSTON. YOU HAVE FLORIDA ATLANTIC TAKING ON SAN DIEGO STATE, AND 197 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,137 UCONN FACING OFF AGAINST MIAMI YEAH IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PREDICT 198 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,774 WHO'S GOING TO GO ALL THE WAY. BUT YOU'RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO PREDICTING 199 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,643 THINGS, WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON AND IT'S PUPPIES 200 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:15,048 IT'S TIME FOR THE "PUPPY PREDICTORS 2023, FINAL FOUR EDITION. 201 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:24,591 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ PUPPY PREDICTOR PUPPY PREDICTORS ♪ 202 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,560 Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE "PUPPY PREDICTORS 2023, FINAL FOUR EDITION. 203 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,431 HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE HAVE FOUR PUPPIES, ONE FOR EACH TEAM, AND ONE BOWL OF 204 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,700 KIBBLE WHICHEVER TEAM'S PUPPY GETS TO THE BOWL FIRST WILL DETERMINE 205 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:43,977 WHO WILL BE CROWNED THE NATIONAL CHAMPS. NOW, LET'S MEET THE PUPPIES. 206 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:52,552 FOR FLORIDA ATLANTIC, WE HAVE DONNA BRAYLON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 207 00:15:52,552 --> 00:16:01,628 FOR SAN DIEGO STATE, WE HAVE KYLE McADAMS FOR UCONN, WE HAVE TED MOONEY. 208 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:07,500 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE THE SQAURES NOT TALL ENOUGH FOR THE PUPPIES? 209 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:13,340 AND FOR THE MIAMI, WE HAVE GARY FRICK JR., RIGHT THERE, EVERYBODY. 210 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:17,310 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY GOSH. BUT FIRST-- BUT FIRST, GARY-- 211 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:22,782 ALL RIGHT, NOW, LOOK, BEFORE I RELEASE YOU GUYS, I NEED YOU TO LISTEN UP. 212 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,784 OKAY, PAY ATTENTION. THANK YOU. NOT YET. 213 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,120 GARY, I WANT TO SEE A CLEAN RACE, OKAY I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY 214 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,390 WANDERING. NO PEEING. NO BUTT SNIFFING, OKAY 215 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:34,194 YOU READY FOR THIS YOU READY, BUD OH, I HAVE A FEELING-- OH, I 216 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:38,164 HAVE A FEELING-- HI, BUD. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] ALL RIGHT, I HAVE A FEELING-- 217 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,835 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE - RELEASE THE PUPPIES! OH, HERE THEY GO 218 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,304 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MIAMI'S GOT A LEAD NO 219 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,874 SAN DIEGO STATE. THAT IS-- NO! YES! 220 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:51,277 THE WINNER, SAN DIEGO STATE! [ DINGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 221 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:54,848 WE HAVE A WINNER WOW. THIS IS A NICE PUPPY, RIGHT 222 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,616 HERE SAN DIEGO STATE IS THE WINNER, RIGHT THERE. 223 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,519 CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU WILL BE CROWNED THE 224 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:03,523 2023 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, RIGHT THERE. GUYS, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. 225 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:08,194 ENJOY THE FINAL FOUR WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EDWARD NORTON, EVERYBODY 226 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,031 HI, BUD. YOU HAPPY? YOU WANT TO GO DOWN AND EAT 227 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:14,234 SOME MORE FOOD YOU WANT TO GO EAT MORE FOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 228 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:20,540 ♪ BASICALLY, I PUT MY HAND AS HIGH AS I COULD REACH, THEY PUT 229 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:26,413 THE RIM AT MY WRIST-- [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M BASICALLY, MY-- 230 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:35,622 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M STANDING ON THE GROUND IN THAT SHOT 231 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:36,589 I'M STANDING ON THE GROUND IN THAT SHOT [ LAUGHTER ] 232 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:53,073 ACTOR. NEW EPISODES OF HIS SERIES, 233 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:56,876 "EXTRAPOLATIONS" ARE AVAILABLE EVERY FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME EDWARD NORTON 234 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:17,130 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: TAKE-- TAKE THE 235 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,633 LOVE, A STANDING O FOR EDWARD NORTON. COME ON, BUD 236 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,302 WELCOME BACK I'VE MISSED HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW 237 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,504 I KNOW. IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK. I FEEL LIKE WE'RE BACK ALIVE 238 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,773 AGAIN. Jimmy: YEAH IT FEELS-- RIGHT? 239 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,441 EVERYONE WE GOT CROWDS. WE HAVE AUDIENCES IN THE 240 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,378 BUILDING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE JUST HAD PUPPIES PREDICT 241 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:35,882 MARCH MADNESS. AND I THOUGHT STAYING WITH THE BASKETBALL THEME, I WAS GOING 242 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,485 TO TALK TO YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT BASKETBALL AND I REMEMBERED THAT YOU 243 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:45,492 DUNKED FAMOUSLY IN THE MOVIE IN "AMERICAN HISTORY X. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 244 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:49,062 THIS IS YOU-- THIS IS YOU DUNKING THE BALL NOT MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THEY 245 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:54,534 DUNKED ON FILM BEFORE, BUT YOU HAVE DO YOU REMEMBER GETTING AIR? 246 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,604 THERE'S A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 247 00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:03,476 I WAS VERY PUMPED UP ON, YOU KNOW, FOR THAT FILM. Jimmy: YOU WERE JACKED. 248 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,546 AND EVERYBODY THOUGHT THAT EQUATED TO VERTICAL JUMPING CAPABILITY, RIGHT? 249 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,149 SO, WE GET OUT THERE TO SHOOT IT THEY'RE GOING TO DO THESE 250 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:13,253 SPECIAL SHOTS TO GET THE DUNK. Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU FILMING IT 251 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:16,189 IN THE VENICE BASKETBALL COURTS, RIGHT? SO, THERE'S A LOT OF REAL 252 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,325 PLAYERS ALL AROUND AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT AND THEY SAY, WHERE DO YOU WANT 253 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:27,033 US TO SET THE RIM? AND I SAID, I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW, NINE FEET. 254 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:30,937 NINE FEET. THAT SHOULD BE GOOD, RIGHT Jimmy: YEAH 255 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,239 THAT'S MY DUDE [ CHEERS ] THAT'S EDWARD NORTON 256 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,841 NO. IT DIDN'T GO WELL. IT DIDN'T GO WELL. 257 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,576 [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK, I WAS PRISON BODY ON TOP AND LIKE LEGS OF A KENYAN 258 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:40,947 MARATHON RUNNER ON THE BOTTOM. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY PUT ME IN SWEATPANTS TO 259 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:45,385 HIDE THE DIFFERENTIAL BETWEEN UP HERE AND DOWN HERE. SO, I-- 260 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:48,655 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO, LOWER YEP SO, I MISS 261 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,558 SO, I'M, LIKE, BANGING THE BALL UP AGAINST THE UNDERSIDE OF THE RIM AT NINE FEET 262 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,893 Jimmy: YOU'RE DUNKING UP. SO THEN THE WORSE POSSIBLE THING, WHICH IS THEY HAVE TO 263 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,162 LOWER IT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY, RIGHT? SO I'M ALREADY CATCHING A LOT 264 00:19:56,162 --> 00:20:00,100 OF [ BLEEP ] THEY LOWER IT, AND IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH 265 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,303 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M GETTING MORE AND MORE TIRED. 266 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,006 AT THE END OF THE DAY, BASICALLY I PUT MY HAND AS HIGH AS I COULD REACH, THEY PUT THE 267 00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:10,310 RIM AT MY WRIST-- [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M BASICALLY, MY-- 268 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,913 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THIS IS, LIKE, A NERF HOOP ON THE BACK OF A CLOSET 269 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:20,820 SOMEWHERE IN A BEDROOM I'M STANDING ON THE GROUND IN THAT SHOT 270 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,423 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS THE HONEST TRUTH Jimmy: MOVIE MAGIC. 271 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:28,828 AND I'M ACTUALLY-- I'M GETTING EMBARRASSED AT THE MEMORY OF THE CAT CALLS. 272 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,530 Jimmy: SORRY, SORRY SO CAN WE GO TO SOMETHING I-- 273 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,333 Jimmy: OF COURSE. SOMETHING I DID WELL IN A A FILM 274 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,069 Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "GLASS ONION," BY THE WAY, BECAUSE THAT WAS GIGANTIC. 275 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:40,106 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU WERE GREAT YOU WERE FANTASTIC IN THAT 276 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,075 THE WHOLE CAST WAS GREAT WHEN WE FIRST MEET YOUR CHARACTER, MILES BRON, YOU'RE 277 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,712 PLAYING GUITAR AND I KNOW YOU PLAY SOME GUITAR, BUT YOU WERE PLAYING 278 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:50,417 "BLACKBIRD" PRETTY WELL. I WAS LIKE, IS THAT REALLY YOU, OR DID YOU LOWER THE RIM ON 279 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,952 THIS ONE [ LAUGHTER ] NO. 280 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,990 I, LIKE YOU, I'M AN AMATEUR GUITAR PLAYER. I CAN PLAY "BLACKBIRD," AND I 281 00:20:56,990 --> 00:21:01,194 THINK MAYBE THAT'S WHY I GOT THE PART BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 282 00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:05,465 PLAYING "BLACKBIRD" SPECIFICALLY AT THAT POINT AND RIAN JOHNSON, THE DIRECTOR, 283 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:12,339 SAID, "CAN YOU PLAY IT?" I SAID, "ACTUALLY I CAN. SO, YES I WAS PLAYING IT, IN 284 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:19,312 THAT-- THE THING IS THOUGH-- YOU SIT IN SOMETIMES, RIGHT? LIKE YOU-- I REMEMBER YOU AT 285 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:23,683 THE "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" 40th PARTY, YOU WERE SITTING IN Jimmy: THAT WAS FUN 286 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:28,788 BUT I THINK IF YOU PLAY GUITAR A LITTLE, YOU KNOW, I HAVE THESE DREAMS, LIKE, WHERE 287 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:33,960 SPRINGSTEEN HAS CALLED ME ON STAGE AND I'M FAILING. DO YOU HAVE GUITAR FAIL DREAMS 288 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:38,098 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, I HAVE JUST NOTHING BUT FAIL DREAMS [ LAUGHTER ] 289 00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:42,102 I MADE A CAREER OUT OF IT. THAT'S WHY I'M A COMEDIAN. BUT THE FUNNY THING-- AND 290 00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:44,904 THE FUNNY THING ON THAT ONE WAS, BECAUSE THERE'S THIS, ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE SEEN THE 291 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,740 MOVIE, I DON'T THINK IT RUINS IT, THAT MY CHARACTER IS KIND OF REVEALED TO BE A PRETENTIOUS 292 00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:52,879 IDIOT. Jimmy: YEAH RIGHT 293 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:59,419 HE-- BUT I HAD THIS-- YOU'RE A BEATLES AFICIONADO-- I REALLY WANTED THAT SHE COMES UP 294 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,254 AND SHE SAYS, "YOU'RE PLAYING MY SONG. AND HE SAYS, "YEAH, ON THE 295 00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:04,391 GUITAR HE WROTE IT ON. Jimmy: OH YEAH, 'CAUSE HE'S A RICH GUY 296 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:08,795 AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE HE ACTUALLY BOUGHT THINGS. I SAID TO RIAN, WHAT IF-- CAN 297 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:11,498 I SAY, LIKE, "ON THE GUITAR JOHN WROTE IT ON," BECAUSE McCARTNEY WROTE IT 298 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,633 AND THIS WOULD BE GOOD BECAUSE-- Jimmy: INSIDE 299 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:17,704 YEAH, INSIDE BASEBALL BUT ANOTHER LEVEL WHICH HE'S AN IDIOT. 300 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,640 RIGHT? I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GREAT. AND BASICALLY RIAN WAS LIKE-- 301 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,243 WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT GETTING INTO THE McCARTNEY/LENNON AUTHORSHIP WARS 302 00:22:23,243 --> 00:22:26,880 HE'S, LIKE, "NO. I SAID, "PAUL WILL GET IT. PAUL IS COOL." 303 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:31,151 Jimmy: YEAH NO, NO, HE'S LIKE, NO. THE FACT THAT PAUL SAID YES TO 304 00:22:31,151 --> 00:22:33,319 EVEN LETTING "GLASS ONION" BE USED THAT'S WAS JUST, IT WAS 305 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:38,091 MASTERFUL. OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS YOU'RE TRYING TO GET NERDY 306 00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:44,197 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD JOKE TO ATTRIBUTE "BLACKBIRD" TO JOHN LENNON 307 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:48,635 Jimmy: I FOUND A PHOTO THAT I WANTED TO SHOW YOU I THINK THIS IS ACTUALLY, YOU 308 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:50,470 SET IT UP PERFECTLY WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THIS 309 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,772 BUT THIS IS A PHOTO OF YOU FROM-- I THINK THIS IS 2001 HERE'S PAUL McCARTNEY PLAYING 310 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:55,608 GUITAR, ERIC CLAPTON BEHIND HIM, AND IN BETWEEN, A VERY-- [ LAUGHTER ] 311 00:22:55,608 --> 00:23:00,447 ARE YOU HAVING-- ARE YOU HAVING A NIGHTMARE [ LAUGHTER ] 312 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:04,117 ARE YOU HAVING-- THAT'S TWO OF THE GREATEST GUITARISTS-- DUDE, DO YOU REMEMBER-- 313 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:07,187 FIRST OF ALL, IT'S AN INCREDIBLY WEIRD PICTURE BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE I'M 314 00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:10,724 TRYING TO TUNE CLAPTON'S GUITAR WHILE HE'S PLAYING IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 315 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,359 ALSO, I'M SITTING HERE THINKING, LIKE, DID I HAVE SUCH A HIT MOVIE THAT I FELT I 316 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:21,434 BELONGED ON THE STAGE? Jimmy: YOU JUST WANT TO TUNE HIS GUITAR 317 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:23,470 THAT'S ALL YOU WANT TO DO. EXACTLY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 318 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,972 SO IT'S JUST LIKE, YOU'VE GOT TO BE VERY CAREFUL ABOUT SITTING IN WITH THE PROS 319 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:28,274 Jimmy: "EXTRAPOLATIONS. WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR SHOW 320 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:32,278 "EXTRAPOLATIONS," THE CAST BY THE WAY-- YEAH, THE SHOW'S - 321 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:37,450 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S ON APPLE TV PLUS. THE CAST, I'M JUST GOING TO RUN 322 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:39,719 THROUGH SOME NAMES HERE, NO ORDER. SIENNA MILLER, KIT HARRINGTON, 323 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:44,991 DAVID SCHWIMMER, DAVEED DIGGS, TOBEY MAGUIRE, FOREST WHITAKER, MURRAY BARTLETT, MERYL STREEP. 324 00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:50,597 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MARION COTILLARD. Jimmy: MARION COTILLARD 325 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:54,367 THEY SAID MERYL STREEP, MARION COTILLARD, I WAS LIKE, I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S ABOUT 326 00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,269 Jimmy: I'M IN RIGHT AND I DIDN'T GET TO WORK WITH 327 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,905 EITHER OF THEM [ LAUGHTER ] WHICH-- 328 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:01,307 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE SAYING THIS - IT'S LIKE AN ALL-STAR - 329 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:04,678 I THINK A WAY TO LOOK AT THIS IS IT'S SORT OF LIKE THE BLACK-- IF YOU LIKE "BLACK 330 00:24:04,678 --> 00:24:07,047 MIRROR," YOU KNOW, THE WAY THE "BLACK MIRROR" COMMENTS ON TECHNOLOGY 331 00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:13,486 I WAS OBSESSED WITH THAT SHOW. Jimmy: ME TOO THIS IS VERY MUCH LIKE 332 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:20,160 A "BLACK MIRROR" FOR FUTURE ENVIRONMENTAL KIND OF CONSEQUENCE AND CATASTROPHE. 333 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:24,531 IT'S REALLY, REALLY CREATIVE IT'S ROOTED IN SCIENCE BUT IT'S-- SOME OF THEM ARE 334 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:28,568 FUNNY. SOME OF THEM ARE REALLY DRAMATIC AND KIND OF TERRIFYING 335 00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,303 AND DYSTOPIAN. I THINK THAT IT'S ENTERTAINING AS HELL, BUT IT'S A REALLY 336 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,138 GREAT PROVOCATION TO GET US TO THINK ABOUT WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE COMING ON AN ENVIRONMENTAL 337 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:45,151 LEVEL, NOT JUST A TECHNOLOGICAL LEVEL. Jimmy: SINCE I'VE KNOWN YOU 338 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,320 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ACTIVE IN THE ENVIRONMENT, SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT AND WATCHING OUT 339 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,755 FOR CLIMATE CHANGE AND ALL THIS STUFF. YEAH, IT'S NOT-- HONESTLY, 340 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:50,590 IT'S NICE WHEN THE THING YOU DO WHEN YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO WRESTLE WITH SOME F THOSE 341 00:24:50,590 --> 00:25:03,436 COMPLICATED QUESTIONS AND CHALLENGES THAT WE'RE FACING, YOU KNOW, WITHIN THE WORK-- 342 00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:06,039 Jimmy: IT'S STILL ENTERTAINING YEAH, IT IS ENTERTAINING. 343 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:08,908 IT'S VERY ENTERTAINING BUT IT'S NOT PREACHY IT REALLY BASICALLY DEALS WITH 344 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:14,614 HOW DIFFICULT THIS IS GOING TO BE TO MAKE THESE COMPLICATED DECISIONS. 345 00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:17,617 Jimmy: AND HOW LIFE IS GOING TO BE IN THE FUTURE. YEAH. 346 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:20,186 Jimmy: IT STARTS IN WHEN, 2037 YEAH, AND IT ADVANCES 347 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:27,193 THROUGH TIME AS THE EPISODES GO BUT I THINK, YOU KNOW, I-- 348 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:30,163 LOOK, WE LIVE IN A VERY-- WE LIVE IN AN AGE OF DISTRACTION AND OF A LOT-- THERE ARE A LOT 349 00:25:30,163 --> 00:25:39,406 OF CHALLENGES TO LIFE. AND I THINK THE MOST IT ASKS OF PEOPLE IS REALLY THAT, YOU 350 00:25:39,406 --> 00:25:49,349 KNOW, THIS IS-- THIS IS GOING TO BE THE CHALLENGE OF OUR ERA I THINK WE WILL BE REMEMBERED 351 00:25:49,349 --> 00:25:51,084 MOSTLY FOR HOW WE DEAL WITH THIS ISSUE OF ECOLOGICAL SUSTAINABILITY AND WHETHER WE 352 00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:59,826 SET THINGS IN MOTION THAT FUTURE GENERATIONS ARE DEALING WITH 353 00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:01,394 AND I THINK ALL THIS REALLY ASKS YOU TO DO IS NOT BE COMPLACENT, TO AT LEAST 354 00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:06,232 MEDITATE ON THE CONSEQUENCES OF THESE DECISIONS THAT WE'RE MAKING RIGHT NOW 355 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,301 AND THINK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY GOING TO LOOK LIKE IF WE DON'T ACT. 356 00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:12,605 Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT WOULD YOU SAY FOR SOMEONE 357 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:21,481 WHO WANTS TO GET INVOLVED? YOU KNOW, AGAIN, IT'S HARD TO-- I MEAN, IN THE OLD DAYS, 358 00:26:21,481 --> 00:26:25,352 I THINK WE LIKED HEARING THINGS THAT, YOU KNOW, CHANGING LIGHT BULBS AND THIS AND THAT. 359 00:26:25,352 --> 00:26:30,724 BUT WE KNOW THAT THAT'S NOT-- THOSE THINGS AREN'T REALLY WHAT IT'S ABOUT 360 00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:34,427 IT'S ABOUT POLICY. IT'S ABOUT GOVERNMENTS AND THAT'S WHY A LOT OF PEOPLE 361 00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:36,563 FEEL THAT IT'S BEYOND THEIR CAPABILITY I THINK WE'VE GOT TO VOTE. 362 00:26:36,563 --> 00:26:40,600 WE'VE GOT TO BRING IN A GENERATION OF LEADERS WHO PUT THIS - 363 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,302 [ APPLAUSE ] WHO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS A A PRIORITY AND MAKE IT A 364 00:26:42,302 --> 00:26:48,241 A PRIORITY BUT ALSO, I JUST THINK, YOU KNOW, I THINK OF-- THERE'S 365 00:26:48,241 --> 00:26:50,076 A LINE OF HEMINGWAY'S THAT'S CITED IN THE EPISODE I'M IN "THAT THE WORLD IS A FINE PLACE 366 00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:59,719 AND WORTH FIGHTING FOR." AND I THINK-- I THINK THAT WE'VE GOT TO PUSH AGAINST 367 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:03,490 COMPLACENCY. I THINK WE CAN'T AFFORD, AS A GENERATION AND OUR KIDS, WE 368 00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:07,527 CAN'T BE COMPLACENT ABOUT THIS IT'S TOO CONSEQUENTIAL Jimmy: YEAH 369 00:27:07,527 --> 00:27:13,366 GOOD FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL SAID. 370 00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:15,602 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S EDWARD NORTON IN "EXTRAPOLATIONS. 371 00:27:15,602 --> 00:27:16,202 HERE'S EDWARD NORTON IN "EXTRAPOLATIONS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 372 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:21,641 BEEN RUNNING NOBODY WAS TRYING TO CHANGE THE CLIMATE. 373 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:24,177 WE DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT WE HAD THAT CAPACITY. WE DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, BUT WE 374 00:27:24,177 --> 00:27:30,750 DO NOW AND YET, HUMAN BEHAVIOR DOESN'T CHANGE 375 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:37,357 THE SKY IS EASIER TO REENGINEER THAN THE HUMAN BRAIN, JON. EXACTLY 376 00:27:37,357 --> 00:27:39,959 AND IF YOU TELL THAT GREEDY MONKEY BRAIN IT'S COOLED OFF AND EVERYTHING'S OKAY, IT'S 377 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:42,395 GOING TO SAY, GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT MORE JUST LET ME BURN A LITTLE BIT 378 00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:45,699 MORE JUST LET ME-- JUST LET ME MORTGAGE A LITTLE MORE OF THE 379 00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:49,402 CHILDREN'S FUTURE SO THAT I CAN MAKE SURE I CHOOSE THIS QUARTERLY BALANCE SHEET. 380 00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:55,275 I JUST NEED THAT ONE IT'S-- IT'S-- GITA, GITA, EVEN-- EVEN IF YOU GOT ALL OF 381 00:27:55,275 --> 00:27:59,212 THE CHEMICAL INTERACTIONS RIGHT, IF YOU GOT THE DISPERSAL PATTERN RIGHT, THE PROBLEM HERE 382 00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:05,185 IS BIGGER THAN THE HEAT OF THE SUN, GITA. IT'S THE WAY WE SEE THE WORLD. 383 00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:08,855 Jimmy: EDWARD NORTON, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 384 00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:11,725 "EXTRAPOLATIONS" IS STREAMING NOW ON APPLE TV PLUS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 385 00:28:11,725 --> 00:28:15,862 EGO NWODIM STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 386 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:23,770 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 387 00:28:42,856 --> 00:28:44,491 LIVE" WHICH RETURNS THIS WEEKEND ON NBC, AND PEACOCK, WITH HOST QUINTA BRUNSON AND 388 00:28:44,491 --> 00:28:52,098 MUSICAL GUEST LIL YACHTY EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME EGO NWODIM 389 00:28:53,199 --> 00:29:07,547 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: WELCOME! 390 00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:13,720 WELCOME TO THE SHOW. I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ON. THANK YOU, JIMMY. 391 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,423 I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. Jimmy: I'VE SEEN YOU AT "SNL." 392 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:18,024 I'VE SEEN YOU IN THE HALLWAYS, BUT I'VE NEVER HAD YOU AS A GUEST. 393 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:21,428 AND YOU NEVER SAID A WORD TO ME [ LAUGHTER ] 394 00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:24,698 Jimmy: I LIKE TO KEEP IT COOL KEEP THE MYSTIQUE HAPPENING. 395 00:29:24,698 --> 00:29:27,767 BUT FINALLY, HOW'S THE WEEK GOING WITH QUINTA? IT'S GOING GREAT. 396 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:30,937 I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE A A REALLY GREAT SHOW. QUINTA IS SO FUNNY, SO 397 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:34,374 TALENTED WE HAD TABLE READ YESTERDAY. I THINK SHE'S GOT IT ON LOCK 398 00:29:34,374 --> 00:29:37,043 Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD HOW ABOUT YOU? LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU 399 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:39,846 QUINTA'S GOING TO HAVE A REALLY GREAT SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 400 00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:43,216 I THINK SHE'S GOING TO BE AMAZING. I THINK IT'LL BE FUN FOR ME. 401 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:47,821 I'LL BE IN THE SHOW FOR SURE WE HAVE A PRETTY BIG CAST. Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 402 00:29:47,821 --> 00:29:49,689 ON A SHOW, WHEN I WAS A FEATURE PLAYER, THEY HAD A RULE IF YOU WEREN'T IN THE SHOW, THEY WOULD 403 00:29:49,689 --> 00:29:54,694 TAKE YOU EVEN OUT OF THE CREDITS. THAT IS MESSED UP 404 00:29:54,694 --> 00:29:58,465 Jimmy: SO, I WOULD CALL MY MOM LIKE, "I'M NOT IN THE SHOW AT ALL 405 00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:03,236 I'M NOT EVEN IN THE CREDITS. "JIMMY FALLON. THEY SKIP RIGHT THROUGH - 406 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:05,839 Jimmy: THEY SKIP RIGHT OVER THAT "G" LAST NAMES. 407 00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:09,042 Jimmy: EXACTLY, YEAH, IT WAS ROUGH. MY MOM CALLED ME A FEW WEEKS 408 00:30:09,042 --> 00:30:13,680 AGO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW AND WAS, LIKE, "HEY, DID YOU NOT GO TO WORK TONIGHT 409 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:18,385 I DON'T SEE YOU. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. IT'S ROUGH 410 00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:20,387 IT'S ROUGH, MAN. I'M HERE. Jimmy: YEAH, I'M HERE 411 00:30:20,387 --> 00:30:22,155 I'M JUST NOT IN THE SHOW AT ALL. AT LEAST I'M IN THE CREDITS 412 00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:23,857 THAT'S THE THING ABOUT IT THOUGH, IF YOU'RE NOT IN THE CREDITS, YOUR MOM KNOWS NOT TO 413 00:30:23,857 --> 00:30:29,963 EXPECT YOU IN THE SHOW Jimmy: SHE IS LIKE, "THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE I EVER SAW. 414 00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:34,100 YOU'RE LIKE "HEY, I'M NOT IN IT." I WAS TALKING TO YOU BACKSTAGE, 415 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:37,203 BECAUSE IT'S A SPORTS THEMED NIGHT. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MARCH 416 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:41,841 MADNESS. YOU PLAYED A LITTLE BASKETBALL I PLAYED A LITTLE BALLET. 417 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:45,078 I WAS A BALLERINA FOR 10 YEARS, BUT I PLAYED A LITTLE BASKETBALL 418 00:30:45,078 --> 00:30:48,748 I HAD A SHORT-LIVED BASKETBALL CAREER Jimmy: HOW SHORT WAS IT 419 00:30:48,748 --> 00:30:52,218 IT WAS THREE GAMES. Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] 420 00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:54,320 THAT COUNTS. EXACTLY THREE GAMES LONG. SO, I HAVE TO GET THIS OFF OF 421 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,957 MY CHEST SO, BACK IN L.A. WHEN I WAS COMING UP IN IMPROV, THERE WAS 422 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,793 THIS ALL- FEMALE BASKETBALL LEAGUE, AND A LOT OF THE SKETCH AND IMPROV PLAYERS WERE ON THIS 423 00:30:59,793 --> 00:31:11,137 TEAM AND ON THIS LEAGUE, RIGHT AND IT WAS HIGHLY COVETED TO BE IN ONE OF THE TEAMS, RIGHT 424 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:14,307 BUT THERE WERE NO SPOTS. THERE WERE NEVER SPOTS AND IT WAS LIKE, "DARN, YOU 425 00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:17,310 MISSED OUT." SO, A SPOT OPENED UP, AND EVERYONE WAS EMAILING ME LIKE, 426 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:20,547 "I WANT IN I WANT IN. I EMAILED. 427 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:23,917 I GOT A RESPONSE IMMEDIATELY LIKE, "WE WANT YOU." AND I HAVE TO BELIEVE IT'S 428 00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:27,654 BECAUSE I'M BLACK. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THEY THOUGHT I WOULD BE 429 00:31:27,654 --> 00:31:29,489 GOOD AT BASKETBALL BUT HERE'S THE THING I ALSO THOUGHT I WOULD BE GOOD 430 00:31:29,489 --> 00:31:32,659 AT BASKETBALL BECAUSE I'M BLACK. [ LAUGHTER ] 431 00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:36,262 SO, IT DON'T WORK THAT WAY TURNS OUT IT DON'T WORK THAT WAY. 432 00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:40,233 Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BASKETBALL I KNOW WHAT TRAVELING IS. 433 00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:43,937 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. DOESN'T COUNT. 434 00:31:43,937 --> 00:31:45,705 SO, WE WERE-- IT WAS THE VERY FIRST GAME, AND THE OTHER TEAM, I SAW THEM SORT OF SIZE 435 00:31:45,705 --> 00:31:49,409 ME UP. OH, SHOOT THE TRAVELING PANTS HAVE-- THAT WAS OUR TEAM NAME, 436 00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:52,645 TRAVELING PANTS. BUT WE WEREN'T TRAVELING BECAUSE THAT'S NOT ALLOWED 437 00:31:52,645 --> 00:31:54,114 Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT. SO THE OTHER TEAM, I SAW THE 438 00:31:54,114 --> 00:31:58,651 OTHER TEAM SIZING ME UP, "OH, SHOOT, THEY'VE GOT THE TALL-ISH BLACK GIRL 439 00:31:58,651 --> 00:32:01,187 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LOOK OUT FOR HER. RIGHT? 440 00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:03,056 FIRST PLAY HAPPENS, I'M ASSUMING THIS IS WHAT IT'S CALLED 441 00:32:03,056 --> 00:32:07,060 [ LAUGHTER ] I GET OUT ON THE COURT THIS IS REAL 442 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:10,363 Jimmy: FIRST PLAY IS THAT NOT-- JUST TELL ME Jimmy: NO 443 00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:12,399 VERY COOL I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. 444 00:32:12,399 --> 00:32:16,636 SO, I GET OUT ON THE COURT AND THE FIRST, WHATEVER IT'S CALLED HAPPENS. 445 00:32:16,636 --> 00:32:21,474 AND THE REF STARTS SCREAMING AT ME TO GET OUT OF THE PAINT I LOOK AT THE COURT, AND I'M 446 00:32:21,474 --> 00:32:23,943 LIKE, "THIS WHOLE THING IS PAINTED. WHAT IS THE PAINT? 447 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:29,115 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHERE DO I GO? AM I TRAVELING 448 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:34,521 THIS IS YEARS LATER, I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PAINT IS I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PAINT IS 449 00:32:34,521 --> 00:32:36,322 BECAUSE TRULY THE WHOLE THING IS PAINTED, OR IS THAT REAL WOOD 450 00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:40,827 Jimmy: PAINT IS UNDER THE RIM. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 451 00:32:40,827 --> 00:32:43,163 BECAUSE I'VE HEARD SONGS, "I GO HARD IN THE PAINT. YEAH, COOL 452 00:32:43,163 --> 00:32:45,732 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT. OKAY UNDER THE RIM. 453 00:32:45,732 --> 00:32:50,403 ANYWAY, PEOPLE WERE GUARDING ME, LIKE, ARMS UP, AND MY ARMS WERE UP TOO, BUT MINE MEANT, 454 00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:54,741 LIKE, I SURRENDER. I'M NOT A THREAT [ LAUGHTER ] 455 00:32:54,741 --> 00:32:58,912 I'M NOT A THREAT I REMEMBER BEING WIDE OPEN, BECAUSE EVERYONE REALIZED VERY 456 00:32:58,912 --> 00:33:02,082 QUICKLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. Jimmy: YEAH 457 00:33:02,082 --> 00:33:04,684 ACTUALLY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BLACK GIRL Jimmy: NO ONE WAS GUARDING 458 00:33:04,684 --> 00:33:09,356 YOU? NOBODY WAS GUARDING ME. AND MY TEAMMATE HAD THE BALL, 459 00:33:09,356 --> 00:33:11,558 AND NEEDED TO PASS IT TO SOMEONE. AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS 460 00:33:11,558 --> 00:33:14,094 OPEN ARMS WERE STILL UP AND I WAS LIKE, "DON'T DO THAT, PLEASE 461 00:33:14,094 --> 00:33:17,397 DON'T DO THAT. Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOU'RE HAVING SUCH A FANTASTIC 462 00:33:17,397 --> 00:33:20,567 SEASON ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." I THINK I TOLD-- REALLY 463 00:33:20,567 --> 00:33:23,603 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU Jimmy: FANTASTIC. 464 00:33:23,603 --> 00:33:28,074 THANK YOU Jimmy: THE SKETCH, I REMEMBER I WAS EMAILING 465 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:29,909 A BUNCH-- HIGGINS AND OUR FRIENDS OVER AT "SNL." I SAID, "THERE'S THAT SKETCH 466 00:33:29,909 --> 00:33:36,349 LAST NIGHT, LISA FROM TEMECULA." WHERE YOU WERE CUTTING THE 467 00:33:36,349 --> 00:33:40,220 STEAK ON THE TABLE, AND THE TABLE IS SHAKING [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 468 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:45,258 IT WAS UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY. IT MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD. I GO, "WHAT IS GOING ON? 469 00:33:45,258 --> 00:33:49,262 I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE THAT CUT TOO MUCH, AND THE WHOLE TABLE IS SHAKING 470 00:33:49,262 --> 00:33:51,798 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: WALK ME THROUGH IT DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO DID 471 00:33:51,798 --> 00:33:54,467 THIS I USED TO BE A LISA FROM TEMECULA, EXCEPT I WAS EGO FROM 472 00:33:54,467 --> 00:34:00,407 BALTIMORE. I USED TO ORDER MY STEAKS WELL DONE 473 00:34:00,407 --> 00:34:05,779 I GOT BULLIED OUT OF IT. PEOPLE BULLIED ME ENOUGH I STOPPED DOING THAT 474 00:34:05,779 --> 00:34:08,314 BUT ALEX ENGLISH, WHO WROTE THE SKETCH ALONGSIDE GARY RICHARDSON, ANOTHER 475 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:13,887 WRITER, AND MICHAEL CHE, HIS COUSIN IS A LISA FROM TEMECULA IS NOT FROM TEMECULA 476 00:34:13,887 --> 00:34:18,058 I DON'T KNOW IF SHE KNOWS IT'S ABOUT HER, SO I MIGHT HAVE BLOWN HIS COVER. 477 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:20,927 Jimmy: WOW. WOW. BUT IT IS ABOUT HIS COUSIN, 478 00:34:20,927 --> 00:34:22,762 WHO I GUESS HE WENT TO DINNER OVER ONE OF OUR HIATUSES, AND SHE ORDERED HER STEAK WELL DONE 479 00:34:22,762 --> 00:34:28,501 AND WAS SHAKING THE TABLE. THE ONLY THING IS NO ONE SAID ANYTHING TO HER ABOUT IT 480 00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:32,072 SO, I GUESS THIS WAS CATHARTIC AND HEALING FOR HIM. Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW IN DRESS 481 00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:37,477 REHEARSALS-- SOMETIMES YOU GO, "I HAVE A FEELING THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUN, BIG SKETCH. 482 00:34:37,477 --> 00:34:41,081 ALL WEEK LONG, WE THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE SO EXCITING. WHEN WE DID IT AT TABLE READ, I 483 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:48,788 COULDN'T-- THEY HAD A STEAK DELIVERED TO ME AT TABLE READ. AND THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. 484 00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:51,925 AND MIKEY DAY AND I, BY THE WAY, HAVE THIS BIT WHERE HE-- I THINK IT'S A BIT 485 00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:54,861 I HOPE IT'S A BIT. WHERE HE THINKS I'M A DIVA [ LAUGHTER ] 486 00:34:54,861 --> 00:34:57,097 AND SOMEONE DELIVERED A STEAK TO ME AT OUR TABLE READ, IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR TABLE READ 487 00:34:57,097 --> 00:34:59,499 AND HE SAW IT AND HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT? Jimmy: YOU REALLY ARE A 488 00:34:59,499 --> 00:35:01,301 A DIVA WOW. TRULY 489 00:35:01,301 --> 00:35:03,870 SO, THE STEAK COMES TO ME. I'M DOING IT AT TABLE. I CAN'T GET THROUGH THE SKETCH 490 00:35:03,870 --> 00:35:08,641 AT TABLE READ BECAUSE I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH AND EVERY TIME WE RUN IT, I'M 491 00:35:08,641 --> 00:35:11,678 LAUGHING AND CAN'T REALLY GET THROUGH IT AND I THOUGHT, HOW AM I GOING 492 00:35:11,678 --> 00:35:16,216 TO DO THIS FOR THE AIR SHOW? WELL, AT DRESS REHEARSAL, IT DIDN'T GO SO WELL. 493 00:35:16,216 --> 00:35:20,453 TABLE WASN'T SHAKING, I GOT A T BONE STEAK CAN'T SAW THROUGH A T-BONE 494 00:35:20,453 --> 00:35:26,459 STEAK. THERE'S A BONE IN THE MIDDLE ALL WEEK LONG, EVERYONE THOUGHT 495 00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:30,630 IT WAS GOING TO GO WELL. I HAVE A THEORY THAT EVERYONE THINKING A SKETCH IS GOING TO 496 00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:33,500 KILL ON SATURDAY IS THE KISS OF DEATH. IF EVERYONE THINKS IT'S GOING 497 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:38,371 TO KILL, IT'S GOING TO TANK. AND THAT DID HAPPEN AT DRESS REHEARSAL. 498 00:35:38,371 --> 00:35:42,108 BUT THEN, I DON'T KNOW, LORNE HAD FAITH IN IT-- Jimmy: IT WENT TO AIR 499 00:35:42,108 --> 00:35:44,577 THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST SKETCHES OF THE YEAR CONGRATULATIONS. 500 00:35:44,577 --> 00:35:48,081 THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 501 00:35:48,081 --> 00:35:50,684 Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THE SHOW. HAVE A GREAT SHOW THIS WEEKEND 502 00:35:50,684 --> 00:35:53,219 THANK YOU Jimmy: EGO NWODIM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 503 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:58,091 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" RETURNS THIS WEEKEND ON NBC AND PEACOCK THE NEXT DAY, WITH HOST 504 00:35:58,091 --> 00:36:01,795 QUINTA BRUNSON AND MUSICAL GUEST LIL YACHTY MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 505 00:36:01,795 --> 00:36:03,797 BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 506 00:36:03,797 --> 00:36:08,335 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 507 00:36:26,886 --> 00:36:33,460 "NEVER ENOUGH," GIVE IT UP FOR PARKER McCOLLUM! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 508 00:36:34,294 --> 00:36:54,881 ♪ ♪ I WENT AND BOUGHT THE BIGGEST BOTTLE THEY GO 509 00:36:54,881 --> 00:37:04,024 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONE DROP THE NEEDLE ON A VINYL ♪ ♪ AND CRY TO AN OLD 510 00:37:04,024 --> 00:37:13,500 HAGGARD SONG SITTIN' AT THE TABLE BABY, BREAKING THE SEAL ♪ 511 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:20,340 ♪ GONNA SEE HOW MUCH OF THIS PAIN I CAN KILL I WENT AND BOUGHT TH 512 00:37:20,340 --> 00:37:29,149 BIGGEST BOTTLE THEY GOT ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE GON TENNESSEE AND KENTUCKY 513 00:37:29,149 --> 00:37:32,585 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T HER TO LOVE ME ♪ ♪ I DRINK NOW THAT THERE' 514 00:37:32,585 --> 00:37:38,692 NOTHING TO LOS I'VE BEEN FIGHTIN' WIT YOUR MEMORY, I HATE THE ♪ 515 00:37:38,692 --> 00:37:44,898 ♪ WAY IT HITS M I WAKE UP EVERY DA BLACK AND BLUE 516 00:37:44,898 --> 00:37:54,874 AFTER ALL THIS BACK AND ♪ ♪ FORTH, A FIFTH WON'T DO YEAH I FINALLY GOT A 517 00:37:54,874 --> 00:38:08,588 HANDLE, FINALLY GOT HANDLE ON YOU ♪ ♪ 518 00:38:08,588 --> 00:38:16,863 ♪ I TELL MYSELF THA I SHOULD QUIT BUT I DON' LISTEN TO DRUNKS 519 00:38:16,863 --> 00:38:24,904 I KEEP ON SIPPIN' 'TIL ♪ ♪ I MISS YOU DON' ROLL OFF MY TONGUE 520 00:38:24,904 --> 00:38:30,043 SINCE YOU POURED OUR LOVE DOWN THE SINK ♪ ♪ I THINK I'LL JUST STA 521 00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:37,851 HERE AND DRINK I TELL MYSELF THAT I SHOULD QUIT BUT I DON'T ♪ 522 00:38:37,851 --> 00:38:46,793 ♪ LISTEN TO DRUNK TENNESSEE AND KENTUCKY 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T HER 523 00:38:46,793 --> 00:38:51,798 TO LOVE ME ♪ ♪ I DRINK NOW THAT THERE' NOTHING TO LOS 524 00:38:51,798 --> 00:38:56,436 I'VE BEEN FIGHTIN' WIT YOUR MEMORY, I HATE THE ♪ ♪ WAY IT HITS M 525 00:38:56,436 --> 00:39:03,510 I WAKE UP EVERY DA BLACK AND BLUE AFTER ALL THIS BACK AND ♪ 526 00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:11,017 ♪ FORTH, A FIFTH WON'T DO WELL, I FINALLY GOT HANDLE ON YOU ♪ 527 00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:37,110 ♪ ♪ AFTER ALL THIS BACK AND FORTH, A FIFTH WON'T D 528 00:39:37,110 --> 00:39:45,051 YEAH I FINALLY GOT A HANDLE, FINALLY GOT A ♪ ♪ HANDLE ON YOU 529 00:39:45,051 --> 00:39:54,294 HANDLE ON YO YEAH I FINALLY GOT A HANDLE ON YOU ♪ 530 00:39:54,294 --> 00:40:03,570 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: PARKER McCOLLUM! 531 00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:09,009 "NEVER ENOUGH" IS OUT MAY 12th WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 532 00:40:09,009 --> 00:40:13,880 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 533 00:40:29,062 --> 00:40:33,933 PARKER McCOLLUM, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 534 00:40:33,933 --> 00:40:36,703 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 535 00:40:36,703 --> 00:40:39,305 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 536 00:40:39,305 --> 00:40:40,774 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪