1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,182 Tariq: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:21,855 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:26,993 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS-- JENNIFER ANISTON, 4 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:32,699 SARAH SNOOK, COMEDIAN PREACHER LAWSON, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:38,872 ROOTS CREW. Questlove: 1819. Tariq: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR 6 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:47,414 Questlove: 1819. Tariq: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON! 7 00:00:55,955 --> 00:01:11,404 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 8 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:16,176 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH, COME ON, HEY! WELCOME, EVERYBODY. 9 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:19,679 ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 10 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:23,683 YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU MADE IT. 11 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:25,952 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. JENNIFER ANISTON IS MY GUEST 12 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:30,290 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YES! 13 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:33,660 JENNIFER ANISTON! SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "MURDER MYSTERY 2" WITH 14 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:38,598 ADAM SANDLER. AND I THINK SHE SPENT A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME WITH SANDLER 15 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,501 BECAUSE WHEN I SAID, "HI" BACKSTAGE, JEN SAID, "SHABADAYU." 16 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:48,775 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, GUYS. I READ THAT FORMER 17 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,344 PRESIDENT TRUMP IS EXPECTED TO BE FORMALLY CHARGED TOMORROW BUT WILL NOT SURRENDER UNTIL 18 00:01:51,344 --> 00:02:00,253 NEXT WEEK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, APPARENTLY TRUMP SIGNED 19 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:04,758 UP FOR THE GOVERNMENT'S "CHARGE NOW, PAY LATER" OPTION. I GOT-- 20 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:07,627 [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS-- YEAH, EVERYONE'S WAITING TO SEE 21 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:11,664 TRUMP OFFICIALLY CHARGED. RIGHT NOW IN TIMES SQUARE ANDERSON COOPER AND ANDY COHEN 22 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:16,803 ARE HOSTING THE "INDICTMENT COUNTDOWN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 23 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,406 THEY'RE ACTUALLY DELAYING IT A A BIT SO THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST HAS ENOUGH TIME TO LOAD 24 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:26,546 UP ON ORANGE PENCILS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] YEAH, TRUMP WILL BE FORMALLY 25 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:29,916 CHARGED TOMORROW FOR HIS HUSH MONEY PAYMENTS TO STORMY DANIELS. 26 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:33,653 IRONICALLY ON HUMP DAY. YEAH, WHICH IS-- [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:37,724 I DIDN'T PLAN-- I DIDN'T PLAN THAT. OF COURSE TRUMP HAS SPENT THE 28 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:39,926 LAST FEW DAYS ON SOCIAL MEDIA ATTACKING A LOT OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE MANHATTAN 29 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:46,833 D.A. WHO'S INDICTING HIM, ALVIN BRAGG. YEP, TRUMP'S NOT JUST MAD AT 30 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,903 BRAGG FOR THE INDICTMENT, HE WAS ALSO LIKE, "IF ANYONE SHOULD BE NAMED BRAGG, IT'S ME. 31 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:53,406 [ LAUGHTER ] I SHOULD--" YEP, TRUMP'S BEEN HAVING 32 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:57,544 MELTDOWNS FOR SEVERAL DAYS. IT'S ALL PART OF HIS PLAN TO BE TRIED AS A JUVENILE. 33 00:02:57,544 --> 00:03:02,916 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] MEANWHILE IN RESPONSE TO THE UPCOMING ARREST, TRUMP CALLED 34 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:06,353 ON ALL OF HIS SUPPORTERS TO PROTEST. 35 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:09,489 CAN WE SEE A PICTURE OF WHAT THE PROTESTS HAVE LOOKED LIKE SO FAR? 36 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:21,935 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THERE ARE MORE SIGNS THAN PEOPLE. 37 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:24,571 SERIOUSLY, MORE PEOPLE PROTESTED AT McDONALD'S TO BRING BACK THE McRIB. 38 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:29,442 [ LAUGHTER ] NYPD DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS A A PROTEST OR JUST SOME PEOPLE 39 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:32,412 WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO CHANGE. [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:34,848 EVERYONE IN NEW YORK IS PREPARING FOR TRUMP'S ARREST, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 41 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:40,520 ACTUALLY MAKING PREDICTIONS ON WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. ACTUALLY, DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I 42 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,990 FILL OUT MY TRUMP INDICTMENT BRACKET RIGHT NOW? IS THAT-- 43 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:45,592 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU SO MUCH, APPRECIATE IT. 44 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:48,561 I JUST-- I'D LIKE TO FILL IT OUT. THANK YOU. 45 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:51,998 FIRST-- LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FIRST MATCHUP. OH, YOU GOT, "TRUMP GIVES 46 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:56,002 HIMSELF OVER PEACEFULLY" VERSUS "TRUMP TAKES OFF IN A WHITE BRONCO." 47 00:03:56,002 --> 00:04:01,474 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE THE NEXT MATCHUP. YOU GOT "TRUMP SERVES HIS TIME" 48 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:09,382 VERSUS "TRUMP 'EL CHAPO'S' HIS WAY THROUGH A TUNNEL SYSTEM." [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:12,085 HERE'S ANOTHER MATCHUP, YOU'VE GOT "TRUMP FLEES TO MEXICO" VERSUS "TRUMP GETS TRAPPED WHEN 50 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:18,091 HE CAN'T MAKE IT OVER HIS OWN HALF-FINISHED WALL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 51 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:24,164 WE WERE PRETTY TALL. HERE'S THE NEXT ONE, YOU'VE GOT "TRUMP HUGS HIS FAMILY BEFORE 52 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:26,332 HEADING TO PRISON" VERSUS "TRUMP POINTS AT DON JR. AND YELLS 'HE'S THE DONALD TRUMP 53 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:35,308 YOU WANT.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] UP NEXT YOU'VE GOT "TRUMP ASKS 54 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:37,377 IF HE CAN BE VISITED BY HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN" VERSUS "TRUMP ASKS IF HE CAN BE 55 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:45,552 VISITED BY A TWELVE PIECE BUCKET OF KFC." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 56 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:48,254 HOW ABOUT THIS ONE HERE, YOU'VE GOT "TRUMP CALLS HIS FORMER ADVISOR PAUL MANAFORT FOR 57 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:53,093 ADVICE ON PRISON" VERSUS "TRUMP CALLS MORGAN FREEMAN FOR ADVICE ON PRISON." 58 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:57,263 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY YOU'VE GOT "TRUMP GETS HOUSE ARREST" VERSUS 59 00:04:57,263 --> 00:05:02,202 "MELANIA IMMEDIATELY FILES AN APPEAL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 60 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,070 WELL, THAT'S-- GET HIM OUT, GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 61 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:11,578 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GUESS WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. WELL, SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS. 62 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:18,518 TURKEY IS PLANNING TO ACCEPT FINLAND'S BID TO JOIN NATO, BUT THEY'RE REJECTING SWEDEN'S. 63 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:22,555 YEAH, IT'S A PRETTY HARSH SNUB. IN FACT, SWEDEN JUST RELEASED A A STATEMENT ABOUT IT AND FIRST 64 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:28,695 SWEDEN SAID, "HONESTLY IT'S PRETTY FYORGED UP. PICKING ONE AND NOT THE OTHER? 65 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:34,634 THIS IS KINDA BULSKJIPPT THAT HAPPENS IN MIDDLE SKUULPP. SWEDEN WENT ON TO SAY, "YOU 66 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:40,073 THINK THIS IS A DJOOKE? WELL NEWSFLURMISH, PAL, IT'S NYORT. 67 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:44,477 LET'S SETTLE THIS GENTLEMAANSK. I CHALLENGE YUUELL TO A A DUUELL." 68 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:47,947 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, SWEDEN SAID, "AND WORD OF ADVICE, DON'T BRING A 69 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:52,152 A FLUH-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI- TO A BLURSKI FIGHT." 70 00:05:52,152 --> 00:06:01,494 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS, THERE'S A A NEW FACIAL RECOGNITION APP 71 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:08,034 THAT CAN IDENTIFY YOUR PET'S FACE WITH 99% ACCURACY. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 72 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,570 THE 1% OF FACES IT CAN'T RECOGNIZE ARE DOGS WHO HAVE BEEN USING OZEMPIC. 73 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:20,146 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FINALLY, GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET!" 74 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:21,047 FINALLY, GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET!" HERE WE GO. 75 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:30,724 ♪ WETWEET WETWEET ♪ Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET!" 76 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:34,494 THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. 77 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:37,130 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS. WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON 78 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,899 WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT. YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT 79 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,669 YOUR SEATS. [ CHEERS ] YOU DO, YEP. 80 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:46,606 YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THESE. YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THESE, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 81 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:49,609 WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE EITHER WAY. TARIQ, ROOTS, YOU GUYS HAVE 82 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:52,846 CLICKERS TOO-- Questlove: GOT 'EM. Jimmy: WHATEVER TWEET GETS 83 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:56,416 THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW SO THAT DURING THE BREAK YOU CAN ALL 84 00:06:56,416 --> 00:07:00,787 LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE. 85 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:05,725 OKAY-- YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS ] 86 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:09,162 OUR FIRST TWEET IS, "I WONDER WHAT LIT UP OVER EDISON'S HEAD WHEN HE GOT THE IDEA FOR THE 87 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:15,201 LIGHTBULB." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ 88 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:17,470 SO IT WASN'T A LIGHTBULB THAT WENT OFF. HE HAD THE IDEA FOR THE 89 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:22,342 LIGHTBULB. WHAT-- WHAT LIT OVER HIS HEAD? DON'T JUDGE SO EARLY, GUYS. 90 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:26,446 I MEAN THIS COULD BE THE BEST ONE WE GOT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 91 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:30,717 I FEEL-- I FEEL UNSURE ABOUT THIS ONE. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE, THE 92 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:33,386 AUDIENCE THEY ALL VOTED-- YEAH, NO, THEY DIDN'T LIKE IT AT ALL. 93 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,055 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ] NOT FUNNY. 94 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,123 THEY DON'T WANT TO TWEET THAT AT ALL. Tariq: YEAH. 95 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,392 Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T ENJOY THAT ONE. Tariq: YEAH, A LITTLE 96 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:41,961 LANTERN WENT OVER-- Jimmy: YEAH, A LANTERN-- YEAH, A LANTERN WENT OVER-- 97 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,596 THAT WAS IT-- THAT WAS THE ANSWER. THAT WAS IT. 98 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:47,300 NO-- EVERYONE JUST KNEW THAT. DIDN'T SEE THE HUMOR IN THAT AT ALL. 99 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,537 UNDERSTOOD. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET RIGHT TO THIS NEXT ONE. 100 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:53,873 THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "TACO BELL'S SLOGAN SHOULD BE 'IT'S ALL THE SAME STUFF, BUT YOU GET 101 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:59,479 TO CHOOSE THE SHAPE.'" [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ 102 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:06,453 IT'S A TRIANGLE. NO, NO, THIS IS A RECTANGLE. THIS IS LIKE A SPHERE. 103 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:09,089 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 104 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,024 I THINK THIS ONE'S GOING TO DO BETTER. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING 105 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:16,196 ABOUT. ♪ YES. 106 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:19,099 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GETTING WARMED UP HERE. Tariq: GAME'S OVER. 107 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,434 Jimmy: YEAH-- NO. YOU THINK IT'S NOT GOING TO TOP THAT? 108 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,570 Tariq: I MEAN THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS. Jimmy: I KNOW. 109 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:25,672 THEY DON'T GO IN ORDER, BY THE WAY. THEY DON'T NECESSARILY GET 110 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,174 BETTER, SO I DON'T KNOW, YEAH-- THAT MIGHT BE THE BEST ONE. 111 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,310 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TRY OUT SOME OTHER ONES. NEXT ONE SAYS, "FORGET THE 112 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:34,047 THEATER, THE BEST WAY TO WATCH A MOVIE IS LOOKING TWO ROWS AHEAD ON A PLANE AT SOME RANDOM 113 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:39,786 PERSON'S SCREEN." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ 114 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:41,888 I WAS LIKE THAT-- I GO-- "OH, WHAT IS THAT MOVIE, THAT LOOKS GOOD?" 115 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:45,158 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] JENNIFER ANISTON AND ADAM SANDLER, I'LL WATCH THAT. 116 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:49,729 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE, YEAH. 117 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:54,701 YEAH, NOT BAD, NOT BAD-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 118 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,570 THERE'S STILL SOME LOVE THERE. Tariq: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: OKAY. 119 00:08:57,570 --> 00:09:01,007 WE GOT TWO MORE CHANCES. I THINK THIS ONE'S COULD BE-- WELL, MAYBE. 120 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:05,378 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE SAYS, "NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THE PHRASE 'SOMEONE'S IN 121 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:11,718 HERE!' IN A CALM VOICE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] Tariq: I-- I LIKE THAT. 122 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:16,756 Jimmy: "SOMEONE-- SOMEONE'S IN HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 123 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:26,366 SOMEONE'S IN HERE. SHH, SOMEONE'S IN HERE." LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS 124 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:32,038 ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 125 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:39,312 "SOMEONE'S IN HERE. SOMEONE'S IN HERE. SOMEONE'S IN HERE! 126 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:44,918 SOMEONE'S IN HERE!" ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN, I HEARD YOU, GOSH. 127 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,253 THAT LOOKS LIKE THE TOPPER SO FAR. Tariq: YEAH. 128 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:50,924 Jimmy: LAST ONE SAYS, "EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY THROWS OUT THE MAC-N-CHEESE BOX AND 129 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,193 THEN REREADS THE INSTRUCTIONS IN THE GARBAGE, RIGHT?" [ LAUGHTER ] 130 00:09:53,193 --> 00:10:00,066 ♪ THAT ONE MIGHT TOP 177. Tariq: MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW. 131 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,968 Jimmy: THAT MIGHT BE THE ONE. Tariq: I DON'T KNOW. 132 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,604 Jimmy: EVERYONE DOES IT. THAT MIGHT BE THE ONE. Tariq: TRUE, TRUE. 133 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,273 Jimmy: I FEEL THAT-- I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT-- THAT'S GETTING A LOT OF SMILING FACES 134 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:13,546 IN THE AUDIENCE. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 135 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,182 THAT'S IT. THE WINNER RIGHT THERE. I LOVE YOU. 136 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:22,655 HEY. ♪ IT LOOKS LIKE NUMBER FIVE IS 137 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:27,994 THE WINNER RIGHT THERE. [ DINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 138 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:31,364 I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK. IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, 139 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:35,168 GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A A "WETWEET" AND ENJOY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. 140 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:41,641 JENNIFER ANISTON IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FROM "SUCCESSION," SARAH SNOOK 141 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:46,246 IS JOINING US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND WE'VE GOT GREAT STAND-UP 142 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:50,550 FROM PREACHER LAWSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] STICK AROUND AFTER THE BREAK. 143 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,987 WE'RE PLAYING "CAN YOU FEEL IT" WITH JENNIFER ANISTON. WHOA. 144 00:10:53,987 --> 00:11:05,865 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ WAIT A MINUTE! 145 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,068 Jimmy: AH-- [ BLEEP ] WHAT? 146 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,103 Jimmy: I TOUCHED IT-- THE HEAD. WELL, DON'T YOU JUST STAND 147 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,439 THERE. Jimmy: I GOT THE HEAD. A PUPPY, A PUPPY, A PUPPY. 148 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,873 Jimmy: I GOT THE HEAD. A PUPPY, A PUPPY, A PUPPY. YOU JUST SCARED ME. 149 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:30,423 ♪ Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 150 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:34,094 EVERYBODY. IT IS TIME TO PLAY "CAN YOU FEEL IT?" 151 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:41,101 Jimmy: BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP. SHE STARS WITH ADAM SANDLER IN 152 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:47,807 THE NEW MOVIE, "MURDER MYSTERY 2," WHICH IS OUT ON NETFLIX 153 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:51,845 MARCH 31st. PLEASE WELCOME JENNIFER ANISTON! 154 00:11:53,113 --> 00:12:01,087 ♪ Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING-- THAT'S-- THAT'S 155 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:06,059 WHAT I'M-- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, A STANDING O. 156 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,061 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. 157 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,130 OH, MY GOSH. Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 158 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,898 WE ALL LOVE YOU. COME ON. WOW. 159 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,434 Jimmy: THAT'S A MOVIE STAR. COME ON. OH. 160 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,736 Jimmy: JENNIFER, WELCOME. SORRY, I'M WALKING BACKWARDS. 161 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:21,408 Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 162 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,210 COME ON, THEY LOVE YOU. ALL RIGHT, LET ME EXPLAIN THE GAME. 163 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,913 HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. OH, GOD. Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A 164 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,683 A NUMBER OF MYSTERY OBJECTS BROUGHT OUT TO IN FRONT OF US. OKAY? 165 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:32,585 AND OUR JOB IS TO GUESS WHAT EACH ONE IS. THE CATCH IS THAT WE HAVE TO 166 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:36,589 FIGURE IT OUT BY TOUCH ALONE. WE DO NOT SEE WHAT WE'RE TOUCHING. 167 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,459 I KNOW-- NO, I'M FREAKING OUT. NO, YOU'RE NOT. ARE YOU REALLY? 168 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,928 Jimmy: I AM. YOU DO THIS-- YOU DO KNOW WHAT'S IN EVERY ONE OF THEM. 169 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,130 Jimmy: NO, I DON'T DO THIS. NO, I DON'T LIKE DOING THIS. OKAY. 170 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,132 Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU SAID YES TO THIS, BY THE WAY. 171 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,667 OH, YOU-- [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS SCARY. 172 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,803 WELL, DID YOU KNOW THE OTHER THINGS THEY WANT? NEVER MIND. 173 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,705 Jimmy: NO. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU READY FOR 174 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,640 THIS? HERE WE GO. I WILL GO FIRST, APPARENTLY. 175 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,275 OKAY. OH. Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT. 176 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,711 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A-- THE GENTLEMAN GOES FIRST. Jimmy: OH, REALLY? 177 00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:59,612 YEAH, YEAH-- I'M A GENTLEMAN. YOU CAN LOOK AND SEE WHAT IT IS. 178 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,182 I CAN? Jimmy: YES. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 179 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:10,623 DON'T LIE TO ME. [ LAUGHTER ] WOW. 180 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,926 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'LL HAVE 30 SECONDS TO IDENTIFY WHAT THIS IS. 181 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,061 OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OH, MY GOD"? 182 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,097 WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT LIKE THAT? I JUST DON'T THINK-- I 183 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:26,072 DON'T-- Jimmy: WHY, HUH? [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] 184 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,273 [ CHEERS ] STOP. AH! 185 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,075 [ LAUGHTER ] OW. AH, AH, AH. 186 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:48,762 ♪ OH, MY GOD. IT'S SO TERRIFYING WHAT YOU'RE 187 00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:56,836 ABOUT TO-- [ BUZZER ] Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA. 188 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,839 A PINEAPPLE? YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE-- Jimmy: I HAVE NO CLUE. 189 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,042 OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING TO GUESS WHAT THAT IS. 190 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,512 Jimmy: YEAH, CAN I JUST SHE WHAT THIS IS? WHAT IS THIS? 191 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,048 A WASP'S NEST? THIS IS RIDICULOUS. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S FRIGHTENING. 192 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:11,051 WHAT-- WHAT WAS I GOING TO TOUCH A WASP? BUT-- AND I WOULDN'T KNOW 193 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,219 WHAT ONE FELT LIKE, SO-- Jimmy: NO. YEAH, EXACTLY. 194 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,288 BY THE WAY-- DO YOU TOUCH THEM OFTEN? Jimmy: NO, NEVER, NO. 195 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:19,659 BUT THIS IS REAL. [ LAUGHTER ] "HI-YAH." 196 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,961 GET IT-- THROW IT IN THE AUDIENCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 197 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,130 THAT WAS A REAL NEST? Jimmy: NO. JENNIFER, YOU'RE UP. 198 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:27,167 WE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING-- WE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO FRIGHTEN YOU AND MAKE YOU NOT 199 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,603 WANT TO COME BACK. I PROMISE. OH, WHY DON'T I BELIEVE YOU. 200 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:37,677 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, NOW, HERE'S A GOOD SIGN. THEY DIDN'T MAKE ANY SOUNDS. 201 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:41,147 Jimmy: YEAH. SHOULD I TAKE-- Jimmy: YEAH. 202 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,383 YEAH, YEAH, IT'S EASY. THEY DIDN'T MAKE ANY SOUNDS. THAT'S PERFECT. 203 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:49,956 ♪ OH. [ BLEEP ] 204 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:59,099 [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY. IT'S SWEET. 205 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:05,038 IS IT SOMETHING TO EAT? Jimmy: YES. YOU CAN PICK IT UP. 206 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:09,709 I CAN? [ LAUGHTER ] IS IT BREAD? 207 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:13,546 Jimmy: IT IS-- NO, IT'S NOT BREAD. IT'S-- 208 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,782 IT'S SWEET, BUT YOU CAN EAT IT? Jimmy: YOU CAN EAT IT. 209 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:19,085 BUT DO YOU WANT-- Jimmy: IT'S FRIED. CHICKEN. 210 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,154 Jimmy: YES, IT'S FRIED CHICKEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 211 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:25,492 [ BELL DINGING ] IT'S FRIED CHICKEN RIGHT THERE. IT'S KFC. 212 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,627 SORRY ABOUT THAT. HERE YOU GO. YOU HAVE A TOWEL RIGHT HERE. 213 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,330 SO SORRY TO GET YOU DIRTY. I KNOW I COULD SMELL WAS, KIND OF, COMING OUT. 214 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,799 I WAS LIKE, "I KNOW THIS SMELL, I KNOW THIS SMELL, I KNOW-- Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE-- 215 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,268 SUNDAY NIGHTS DRIVING HOME FROM JERSEY TO GET BACK INTO THE CITY. 216 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,070 Jimmy: YEAH. IT WAS GOOD, LIKE-- [ LAUGHTER ] 217 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,305 Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING LIKE, "JIMMY-- IS THAT JIMMY'S COLOGNE? 218 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,541 HE SMELLS LIKE FRIED CHICKEN." YEAH, LIKE-- YEAH, BEFORE THE SHOW. 219 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,343 SORRY ABOUT THAT. THAT'S OKAY, I LOVE YOU FOR IT. 220 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,612 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING IN-- 221 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:49,516 THIS IS MY TURN AGAIN. YEAH, YEAH. I DO NOT LIKE THIS GAME, BY THE 222 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,618 WAY. I JUST KNOW IT GETS-- I'M SO SORRY. 223 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:56,589 Jimmy: LET'S GO. ALL RIGHT. [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] 224 00:15:56,589 --> 00:16:02,796 [ LAUGHTER ] JUST LIE TO ME! JUST SAY THAT THERE'S NOTHING 225 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:15,575 IN HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE REACTS ] 226 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:25,452 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] OH, I TOUCHED MY OWN FINGER. I GOT NERVOUS. 227 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:35,428 [ LAUGHTER ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, RIGHT? 228 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:40,433 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I SHOULD KNOW THIS? YOU SHOULD. 229 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:45,438 I MEAN, MAYBE YOU DON'T. Jimmy: IT'S-- BUT I THINK YOU DO. 230 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,274 Jimmy: I-- IT'S-- IT'S, LIKE, WET. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS. 231 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,610 [ BUZZER ] OH. Jimmy: IT'S-- DO I PICK IT 232 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,479 UP? YEAH, DON'T BE AFRAID. JUST GRAB IT. 233 00:16:52,479 --> 00:17:00,487 Jimmy: DON'T BE AFRAID? JUST GRAB IT. Jimmy: IS IT LIKE A DIAPER 234 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,188 OR SOMETHING? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ BELL DINGING ] 235 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:07,894 ♪ BUT NOTHING REALLY WET ON IT. 236 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,530 Jimmy: YEAH, NOTHING REALLY BIG DEAL. I'D WEAR THEM EVERY NIGHT, WHO 237 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,599 CARES. YEAH. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 238 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,035 YOU'RE UP AGAIN, JENNIFER. CONGRATULATIONS. ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY 239 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:19,339 MUCH. Jimmy: YEP. ♪ 240 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:24,778 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. OH, MAN. 241 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:30,617 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BE CAREFUL, DON'T-- OH, MY GOD. 242 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,453 STOP. Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT. I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. 243 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:38,258 STOP MOVING. COTTON BALLS, NO. Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY? 244 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:41,561 COTTON BALLS? Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU SAID, "HOT MOSS." 245 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,763 NO. Jimmy: I'M LIKE, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE? 246 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,832 WAIT A MINUTE. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. KIND OF. 247 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,068 THIS IS-- THIS IS SHEEP-- LAMB-- WHAT THIS IS? SHEEP SKIN? 248 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,070 LIKE, A SHEEP? Jimmy: YEAH, KIND OF. IT IS-- 249 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,539 IT'S A-- IT'S SHEARLING. Jimmy: YES, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO HER. 250 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,774 IT'S-- IT'S LINT. IT'S LINT? Jimmy: IT'S LINT FROM THE 251 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,242 DRYER. [ BELL DINGING ] ♪ 252 00:17:56,242 --> 00:18:00,013 LIKE, A DRYER. OH, NO. OH, THAT'S NOT-- I DID NOT GET 253 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:02,182 THAT ONE. Jimmy: I THINK I CAN GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT ONE. 254 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,451 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS. I DON'T KNOW IF I DESERVE THAT. 255 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,486 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUT HERE'S THE DEAL. OH. 256 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,588 Jimmy: IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL ROUND. FOR THIS ONE, WE'RE BOTH GOING 257 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:12,258 TO AT THE SAME TIME, THE SAME ITEM, FIRST PERSON TO GUESS IT, WINS. 258 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,395 OH, OKAY. Jimmy: SO, WE BOTH PUT OUR HANDS IN, YEAH. 259 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,531 OH, THIS IS NICE. THIS IS NICE. YOU LOOK VERY SERIOUS. 260 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:22,469 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS GUY TAKES HIS JOB SO-- Jimmy: YEAH, HE REALLY DOES. 261 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:28,541 REAL SERIOUS. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] AWESOME, THOUGH. 262 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:33,480 Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE IN? I'M IN. [ SCREAMS ] 263 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,281 NO. Jimmy: STOP. NO, NO, NO, NO. 264 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,250 NO, NO. NO. OH. 265 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:42,689 Jimmy: AH! WAIT A MINUTE. Jimmy: AH! 266 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,058 [ BLEEP ] WHAT? Jimmy: I FELT THE HEAD. 267 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,826 I FELT THE HEAD. FOR THAT, YOU JUST SCARED-- 268 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,095 Jimmy: IT'S A PUPPY, A A PUPPY, A PUPPY. YOU JUST SCARED ME. 269 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:54,601 Jimmy: IT'S A PUPPY. AH! Jimmy: AH! 270 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:59,873 I FELT A HEAD. I FELT A HEAD. I DID FEEL SOMETHING ROUND AND 271 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,775 FURRY. Jimmy: SOMETHING ROUND AND FURRY. 272 00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:03,910 I TOUCHED IT. IT'S A PUPPY HEAD. UGH. 273 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,513 Jimmy: IT'S A PUPPY HEAD. GOSH, DARN IT. Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE. 274 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,314 STOP, WHAT IS IT? [ BUZZER ] OH, WHAT IS IT? 275 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,050 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT IS NOT FAIR, IS IT? 276 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,618 [ SCREAM ] OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: THE EASTER BUNNY. 277 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:16,122 NO. Jimmy: YOU ARE THE WORST. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 278 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:20,694 GET OUT OF HERE. MY THANKS TO JENNIFER ANISTON. WE'RE TALKING TO JENNIFER AFTER 279 00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:23,063 THE BREAK. I'M GOING TO GIVE JENNIFER THE WIN ON THAT. 280 00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:43,216 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ >>> I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND. 281 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,752 HE'S LIKE, "I'M NOT GIVING THE GOVERNMENT MY DNA. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" 282 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,588 AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU GOT A A CELLPHONE." 283 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,824 [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S-- IT'S TOO LATE, MAN." YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO 284 00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:20,053 EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING ACTRESS WHO STARS ALONGSIDE ADAM SANDLER IN THE NEW MOVIE 285 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:24,491 "MURDER MYSTERY 2," WHICH PREMIERES GLOBALLY ON NETFLIX 286 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:29,429 MARCH 31st. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, JENNIFER ANISTON! 287 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:49,649 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WOW. Jimmy: COME ON. 288 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:53,553 IT'S SO NICE TO BE BACK HERE WITH YOU IN NEW YORK CITY. Jimmy: AND HERE WITH A LOUD 289 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:57,057 CROWD AND THE AUDIENCE. AND WITH AN AUDIENCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 290 00:20:57,057 --> 00:21:00,827 Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC. YOU GUYS ARE GOOD! Jimmy: THEY'RE GOOD, RIGHT? 291 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,862 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. REALLY GOOD. Jimmy: WE FIRST MET IN THIS 292 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:06,066 BUILDING YEARS AGO ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." THAT'S RIGHT. 293 00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:08,401 Jimmy: YOU WERE JUST INCREDIBLY COOL. WE DID THE PROMOS TOGETHER. 294 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:11,204 STING WAS OUR MUSICAL GUEST. Jimmy: WOWZERS. SO THAT'S A PRETTY-- I WAS 295 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:15,075 SO OUT OF MY LEAGUE. Jimmy: I HAVE-- NO. I HAVE A PICTURE. 296 00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:19,546 HERE'S YOU AND MAYA RUDOLPH. YOU DID THIS-- OH, YES. 297 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,081 [ LAUGHTER ] WE DID-- THAT WAS THE 298 00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:24,117 COUNTRY-- COUNTRY MUSIC SINGER. WE WERE SELLING THOSE ALBUMS. 299 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:28,188 Jimmy: BY THE WAY-- LIKE THOSE INFOMERCIALS FOR COUNTRY MUSIC ALBUMS. 300 00:21:28,188 --> 00:21:30,357 Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR SINGING. 301 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,559 BECAUSE ON "THE MORNING SHOW" YOU JUST DID A BEAUTIFUL VERSION OF-- 302 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,160 ♪ NO ONE'S GOING TO HARM YOU ♪ SONDHEIM. 303 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,096 Jimmy: YES. THAT WAS HARD. Jimmy: IT MADE ME CRY A 304 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:37,664 A LITTLE BIT. I LOVED IT. I DID? 305 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,466 Jimmy: YEAH, I GOT CHOKED UP. I'M SO SORRY. 306 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,868 Jimmy: I LOVED IT. NO, I LOVED IT. BUT YOU WERE TELLING ME THAT 307 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,104 SOMEONE GOT YOU-- I HAD-- I HAD GONE TO THIS-- 308 00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:46,139 BILLY CRUDUP AND I HAD TO GO GET SINGING LESSONS WITH THIS MAN NAMED ROGER LOVE, WHO IS A 309 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:52,178 A SINGING TEACHER. AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT. WE BOTH HAD SO MUCH FUN. 310 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:57,350 WE HAD LIKE THREE LESSONS BEFORE WE SANG THIS. AND THEN WE RECORDED IT. 311 00:21:57,350 --> 00:22:01,721 AND IT WAS AT CAPITOL RECORDS. WE FELT LIKE ROCK STARS. Jimmy: HOW COOL IS THAT? 312 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:04,724 WELL, NOT REALLY ROCK STARS. AND THEN, A FRIEND OF MINE ACTUALLY GIFTED ME TEN SINGING 313 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:10,630 LESSONS WITH ROGER LOVE BECAUSE I LOVED IT SO MUCH. Jimmy: AND HAVE YOU-- 314 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:14,067 WHAT A GREAT GIFT, RIGHT? TO HAVE THAT-- IT'S LIKE-- 315 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,269 [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: SINGING LESSONS, HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING THEM? 316 00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:20,073 NO. I HAVEN'T-- I HAVEN'T TAKEN THEM YET. 317 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:24,611 BUT I ACTUALLY DID-- MY PLAN WAS WRAP SEASON THREE OF "MORNING SHOW." 318 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:29,382 WRAP UP "MURDER MYSTERY" PRESS. AND THEN, START MY-- AND HAVE A SUMMER OF LEARNING SOMETHING 319 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:32,552 NEW. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. I KNOW. 320 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,888 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NEXT TIME, I'LL BE ABLE TO-- Jimmy: WHY NOT? 321 00:22:34,888 --> 00:22:37,323 I'LL BE ABLE TO DO ONE OF THOSE SINGING BITS THAT YOU DO MAYBE NEXT TIME. 322 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,325 Jimmy: YES, WE'LL DO A A SINGING BIT NEXT TIME WE'RE-- 323 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:41,561 ALL RIGHT, PERFECT, YEAH. NO PRESSURE. MAYBE. 324 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,930 Jimmy: NO PRESSURE. DON'T HOLD ME TO THIS. Jimmy: NO PRESSURE. 325 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,632 I DO LOVE YOU IN "MORNING SHOW." THANK YOU. 326 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,767 Jimmy: CAN WE SAY WHAT'S HAPPENING IN SEASON THREE? ANY SPOILERS? 327 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:50,103 SPOILERS? SPOILERS. Jimmy: WE DON'T REALLY GIVE 328 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:52,639 OUT THE SPOILERS. WELL, IT'S-- THERE'S A A LOT-- 329 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:57,243 EVERYBODY HAS A SECRET. WE'RE REVEALING A LOT OF SECRETS. 330 00:22:57,243 --> 00:23:03,283 THERE IS A LOT OF-- THERE'S DEFINITELY ROMANCE, MR. JON HAMM. 331 00:23:03,283 --> 00:23:05,819 JON HAMM. Jimmy: OH, THAT'S-- HELLO. THAT'S WHAT I-- THAT WAS THE 332 00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:08,288 BIG HEADLINE. IT WAS A BIG ONE, YEAH. WE WERE VERY EXCITED TO GET 333 00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:10,523 MR. HAMM. Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST. ISN'T HE THE NICEST GUY? 334 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,792 Jimmy: HE'S SO MUCH FUN TO HANG OUT WITH, TOO. YEAH. 335 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,562 HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SOME-- YOU KNOW, HE'S THIS VERY HANDSOME LEADING MAN. 336 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:18,231 AND THEN, HE'S GOT THIS FUNNY-- Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE. 337 00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:22,068 IT'S JUST SO FABULOUS. Jimmy: SPEAKING OF FUNNY, YOU GOT TO HONOR OUR PAL 338 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:25,071 ADAM SANDLER AT THIS PAST WEEKEND, MARK TWAIN PRIZE IN D.C. 339 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,507 THAT WAS A BIG HONOR. THAT WAS A BIG HONOR. Jimmy: MASSIVE. 340 00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:32,645 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT WAS SO SWEET. IT WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL-- IT 341 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:35,181 WAS MORE EMOTIONAL THAN I EXPECTED. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I HADN'T BEEN 342 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:39,719 TO THE KENNEDY CENTER BEFORE. SO THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME. AND HERE WE ARE. 343 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,955 Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY SPECIAL, RIGHT? HONORING THE SANDMAN-- 344 00:23:41,955 --> 00:23:45,492 Jimmy: YEAH. AT THE KENNEDY CENTER FOR THE MARK TWAIN AWARD. 345 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:48,628 Jimmy: HE DRESSED UP, TOO. I SAW HIM, HE WORE A SUIT. HE WORE A SUIT. 346 00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,930 Jimmy: ISN'T IT WEIRD TO SEE HIM IN A-- HE NEVER WEARS A SUIT. 347 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,633 Jimmy: ISN'T IT WEIRD TO SEE HIM IN A SUIT KIND OF? IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE IT KIND 348 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,802 OF LOOKS LIKE HE'S JUST PLAYING DRESS-UP. Jimmy: YEAH. 349 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:59,439 [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE-- HE KIND OF JUST SEEMS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. 350 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,708 HE DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR A A SUIT. NO, NO. 351 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:06,179 WE HAD A DINNER IN-- WE WERE IN ITALY DOING THE FIRST ONE. AND IT WAS-- YOU KNOW, A NICE 352 00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:11,718 DINNER WE WERE INVITED TO. AND JACKIE LOOKED BEAUTIFUL IN AN EYELET DRESS. 353 00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:14,954 Jimmy: HIS WIFE, YEAH. HER HAIR WAS DONE. JACKIE SANDLER, THE AMAZING 354 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:18,391 JACKIE SANDLER. AND HE SHOWS UP IN BASKETBALL SHORTS. 355 00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:23,730 SATIN BASKETBALL SHORTS WITH WHITE PIPING. [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:26,299 AND NIKE HIGH TOPS, AND A A TURQUOISE VELOUR IZOD THAT HAD NO RELATIONSHIP TO THE 357 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:34,674 BOTTOM. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS JUST-- 358 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:37,577 BUT HE KIND OF, YOU KNOW, "VOGUE" DID THIS. "VOGUE," YOU KNOW, BASICALLY 359 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:43,183 GIVE HIM THE STYLE ICON, MADE HIM A STYLE ICON. Jimmy: THEY SAID? 360 00:24:43,183 --> 00:24:45,318 YES. Jimmy: THEY SAID BECAUSE HE'S-- THAT'S WHAT HIS MOVE 361 00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,187 FOREVER. BUT NOW HE CAN-- NOW IT'S HIS-- 362 00:24:47,187 --> 00:24:52,692 HE'S LIKE, "'VOGUE' SAID I WAS AMAZING LIKE THIS." [ LAUGHTER ] 363 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,661 Jimmy: THAT'S NOT-- UNBELIEVABLE. SO, THANKS, "VOGUE." 364 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:57,097 THAT'S TRUE. Jimmy: YOU'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR YEARS, YOU AND ADAM. 365 00:24:57,097 --> 00:24:59,132 OVER 30 YEARS. Jimmy: YEAH. WE MET AT JERRY'S DELI ON 366 00:24:59,132 --> 00:25:03,336 VENTURA BOULEVARD WHEN WE WERE 20 AND 22. Jimmy: NO WAY. 367 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:06,339 [ AUDIENCE AWWs ] YEAH. Jimmy: JERRY'S FAMOUS DELI. 368 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:08,541 THAT'S WILD. AND OVER THE YEARS, HAVE YOU GIVEN EACH OTHER ADVICE OR 369 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:14,714 HELPED EACH OTHER THROUGHOUT YOUR CAREERS? [ LAUGHTER ] 370 00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:19,185 NO? WELL, IF I GET ANYTHING FROM HIM, IT'S "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" 371 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:23,656 USUALLY BASED ON SOMEONE I'M DATING. [ LAUGHTER ] 372 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,226 Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 373 00:25:26,226 --> 00:25:28,628 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I VERY MUCH LOVE TO TAKE 374 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:31,664 CARE OF HIM. HE'S SO CONCERNED WITH TAKING CARE OF EVERYBODY ELSE, WHICH 375 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:34,134 HE REALLY DOES. Jimmy: BUT HIMSELF. AND HE DOESN'T TAKE CARE OF 376 00:25:34,134 --> 00:25:36,803 HIMSELF. I'M SORRY TO CALL YOU OUT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, ADAM. 377 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:40,073 BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THIS. AND I HAVE A-- OUR LITTLE ARSENAL OF HERBS IN MY TRAILER 378 00:25:40,073 --> 00:25:44,644 AND I MAKE HIM SMOOTHIES WHEN I CAN. AND GIVE HIM ALL SORTS OF LIKE 379 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:48,581 CHINESE HERBS WHEN HE'S EXHAUSTED. SO, I DON'T KNOW. 380 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:52,819 I'M LIKE THE LITTLE-- I'M LIKE THE MOBILE PHARMACY. I'M THE SET MEDIC. 381 00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:55,221 Jimmy: THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU TO DO THAT FOR HIM. I KNOW, ISN'T IT? 382 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,357 Jimmy: TAKE CARE OF THE SANDLER. AND JACKIE'S LIKE, "THANKS, 383 00:25:57,357 --> 00:26:00,760 IT LASTED ABOUT A MINUTE." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HE DOESN'T DO 384 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,328 SMOOTHIES. HE DOESN'T-- YEAH. 385 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:04,531 Jimmy: CAN WE TELL EVERYONE WHAT'S GOING ON "MURDER MYSTERY 2." 386 00:26:04,531 --> 00:26:07,467 THE FIRST ONE WAS A GLOBAL SUCCESS. BIGGER THAN ANYTHING. 387 00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:09,636 WHOA. Jimmy: IT WAS MASSIVE, I MEAN, OVER "STRANGER THINGS," 388 00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:13,273 IT WAS A BIG DEAL. WHOA. Jimmy: YEAH, OH, YEAH. 389 00:26:13,273 --> 00:26:19,212 AND SO, "MURDER MYSTERY 2" IS NOW DOUBLE THE ACTION. DOUBLE THE ACTION, IT'S A-- 390 00:26:19,212 --> 00:26:25,552 YES, THERE'S A LOT OF ACTION. THAT'S-- THAT MEANS STUNTS. AND-- 391 00:26:25,552 --> 00:26:27,754 Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING YOUR OWN STUNTS? YOU LOOK GREAT IN-- 392 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:30,490 WELL, I DO ENJOY-- I HAVE AN INCREDIBLE STUNT DOUBLE, KELLY, WHO JUST BASICALLY WORKS 393 00:26:30,490 --> 00:26:36,296 WITH ME AND-- IT'S NOT THAT-- I WASN'T JUMPING OUT OF A BUILDING. 394 00:26:36,296 --> 00:26:40,433 I MEAN, SHE DID-- SHE REPELLED UP THE ACTUAL SIDE OF THE EIFFEL TOWER. 395 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:44,137 Jimmy: YOU JUMP OFF-- YOU FALL OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER. I JUMP ONTO MARK STRONG'S 396 00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:49,743 BACK TO SAVE THE DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT I 397 00:26:49,743 --> 00:26:52,345 MEANT. I MEAN-- LIKE-- OH, SHOOT. WELL, ANYWAY, I GET-- 398 00:26:52,345 --> 00:26:58,585 SOMETHING HAPPENS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT YOU ARE-- WE CAN 399 00:26:58,585 --> 00:27:01,021 SAY THIS, YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER. YES, THERE'S A LOT 400 00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:03,857 HAPPENING. AND ADAM DID A LOT OF HIS OWN STUNTS. 401 00:27:03,857 --> 00:27:07,761 AND HE GETS PRETTY BEAT UP. I MEAN, HE ACTUALLY GOT HIT. DID HE EVER TELL YOU ABOUT 402 00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:10,230 MARK STRONG ACTUALLY HIT HIM IN THE FACE. Jimmy: NO. 403 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:13,266 PRETTY HARD. Jimmy: NO WAY. YEAH, I SAW IT. 404 00:27:13,266 --> 00:27:17,837 HE CRIED, LITTLE TEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HE DID CRY, YEAH. 405 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:19,739 BUT YOU GUYS HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY. WE HAVE FUN TOGETHER. 406 00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:21,441 Jimmy: IT'S AWESOME TO SEE YOU GUYS. AND EVERYONE LOVES IT. 407 00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:23,610 IT'S GOOD. SO, IN THIS ONE, YOU ACTUALLY-- NOW YOU'RE GOING TO 408 00:27:23,610 --> 00:27:26,780 TRY TO BE A DETECTIVE. YEAH, WELL, NOW WE DECIDED AFTER THE LAST ONE THAT WE'RE 409 00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:30,350 REALLY GOOD AT THIS. AND SO, WE'RE GOING TO ACTUALLY OPEN UP OUR OWN LITTLE 410 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:35,355 DETECTIVE AGENCY. AND WE ARE WHAT-- WHEN YOU MEET US-- WHEN YOU MEET BACK 411 00:27:35,355 --> 00:27:39,626 UP WITH US, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT GREAT. Jimmy: NO. 412 00:27:39,626 --> 00:27:43,897 SO, WE GET INVITED TO A A WONDERFUL WEDDING OF SOMEONE WONDERFUL. 413 00:27:43,897 --> 00:27:46,833 AND WE SAY WE NEED A BREAK. WE NEED A VACATION. Jimmy: LET'S JUST GET A 414 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:50,236 A VACATION. AND THEN, THAT'S WHERE OUR BIGGEST MISTAKES HAPPEN. 415 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:52,572 Jimmy: YEAH, HIJINKS ENSUE. WE DON'T MAKE VERY GOOD DECISIONS. 416 00:27:52,572 --> 00:27:55,775 Jimmy: NO, NO, NO. BUT IT TURNS OUT WELL. Jimmy: IT IS SO FUNNY, AND 417 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:59,913 ALSO I COMPLIMENTED YOUR SINGING EARLIER, BUT YOU'RE DANCING. 418 00:27:59,913 --> 00:28:06,219 [ LAUGHTER ] MY BOLLYWOOD DANCE? Jimmy: YES, GET READY. 419 00:28:06,219 --> 00:28:09,923 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS MOVIE. 420 00:28:09,923 --> 00:28:12,325 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S JENNIFER ANISTON AND 421 00:28:12,325 --> 00:28:13,793 ADAM SANDLER IN "MURDER MYSTERY 2." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 422 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:21,634 OH, BOY. OKAY, SO THAT MOAT'S LIKE, THREE METERS? 423 00:28:21,634 --> 00:28:25,138 I THINK I CAN CLEAR THAT. NICK, THREE METERS IS LIKE TEN FEET. 424 00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:28,808 I HAD THE HIGH SCHOOL RECORD FOR THE LONG JUMP. AND I'M NOT KIDDING YOU, I WENT 425 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:32,078 FURTHER THAN THAT BACK IN THE DAY. DID YOU? 426 00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:34,047 YEAH. WHAT DID YOU CALL YOU BACK THEN? 427 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:37,417 NICKY LONG LEGS? YOU MOCKING ME? BUT I'M JUST TELLING YOU, 428 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:39,652 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE THAT JUMP. IT DOESN'T A MAKE ME FEEL 429 00:28:39,652 --> 00:28:41,855 GOOD TO PROVE YOU WRONG. BUT I'M GOING TO GO DO THAT. ALL RIGHT? 430 00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:48,128 UH-HUH, UH-HUH. OKAY, FROM THAT ANGLE IT DOES LOOK LIKE FURTHER THAN 431 00:28:48,128 --> 00:28:52,799 THREE METERS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: COME ON. 432 00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:56,369 JENNIFER ANISTON, "MURDER MYSTERY 2" PREMIERES GLOBALLY ON NETFLIX MARCH 31st. 433 00:28:56,369 --> 00:28:58,838 SARAH SNOOK JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 434 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:10,417 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 435 00:29:30,070 --> 00:29:34,240 EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS FOR HER WORK ON "SUCCESSION" WHICH RETURNS FOR ITS FOURTH AND 436 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:40,814 FINAL SEASON THIS SUNDAY ON HBO AND HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME SARAH SNOOK! 437 00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:58,264 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE 438 00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:02,402 HERE, AND THIS IS VERY, VERY EXCITING NEWS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL 439 00:30:02,402 --> 00:30:07,307 EVERYONE? THIS SEASON 4-- NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 440 00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:10,577 YEAH, I AM HAVING A BABY. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 441 00:30:10,577 --> 00:30:13,646 ♪ COME ON! YEAH. 442 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:17,851 Jimmy: HI, BABY! HI! WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 443 00:30:17,851 --> 00:30:21,054 wow, THIS MUST BE SO EXCITING. THIS IS YOUR FIRST BABY? YEAH, IT IS. 444 00:30:21,054 --> 00:30:23,390 I HAVE A STEPSON, BUT THIS IS MY FIRST BABY THAT'S COME OUT OF ME. 445 00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:27,227 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HAS IT BEEN FUN TELLING FAMILY AND FRIENDS? 446 00:30:27,227 --> 00:30:30,497 IT HAS, BUT I'VE BEEN OVERSEAS A LOT. I'VE BEEN HERE. 447 00:30:30,497 --> 00:30:34,768 SO, THERE'S A FEW PEOPLE THAT I-- BEFORE THE PREMIERE LAST NIGHT, I WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD, 448 00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:37,871 EVERYONE'S GOING TO KNOW IN A A MOMENT THAT I'M PREGNANT, AND THERE'S SOME PEOPLE I HAVEN'T 449 00:30:37,871 --> 00:30:41,741 TOLD." SO, MOM, DAD-- [ LAUGHTER ] 450 00:30:41,741 --> 00:30:44,744 NO-- Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T TOLD MOM AND DAD? 451 00:30:44,744 --> 00:30:47,347 NO, NO, FRIENDS AND OTHER PEOPLE THAT I HAVEN'T HAD A A CHANCE TO GET ON THE PHONE 452 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:49,082 WITH. Jimmy: SOMETHING'S HAPPENING. 453 00:30:49,082 --> 00:30:52,152 THIS IS GREAT NEWS, YEAH. CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 454 00:30:52,152 --> 00:30:57,757 SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. LET'S TALK ABOUT "SUCCESSION," THIS IS SEASON 4. 455 00:30:57,757 --> 00:31:01,194 THIS IS THE FOURTH AND FINAL SEASON. YEAH. 456 00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:04,397 Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE FINAL SEASON? 457 00:31:04,397 --> 00:31:08,368 NOT DURING-- LIKE, NOT DEFINITIVELY. WE FOUND OUT AT THE END, AT THE 458 00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:12,572 TABLE READ FOR 410, SO, THE LAST EPISODE. AND DURING THE SHOOTING IT WAS 459 00:31:12,572 --> 00:31:16,776 LIKE, "WILL WE, WON'T WE, I DON'T KNOW." AND THEN BY THE TIME WE GOT TO 460 00:31:16,776 --> 00:31:19,245 THE END IT WAS LIKE, "JUST BREAK UP WITH US ALREADY, ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US?" 461 00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:22,382 Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. WE'RE STOPPING, AND YEAH, AND WE ARE. 462 00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:25,118 Jimmy: YOU ARE, YEAH. YEAH. Jimmy: ANY ROOM TO KEEP THE 463 00:31:25,118 --> 00:31:30,724 DOOR OPEN AT ALL? OH, I MEAN, WHEN I READ THE FIRST-- 464 00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:33,360 WHEN I FIRST READ THE SCRIPT, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET A CHANCE TO READ IT UNTIL ARRIVING AT THE 465 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:37,697 TABLE READ. SO I WAS LIKE, QUICKLY, LIKE, READING THE LAST COUPLE PAGES 466 00:31:37,697 --> 00:31:43,403 IN THE CAR ON THE WAY, AND FELT VERY MUCH LIKE, "YEAH, THIS IS THE END." 467 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:47,107 AND HAD A BIT OF A CRY IN THE CAR, AND I ARRIVED WITH, LIKE, TEAR-STREAKED FACE. 468 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:51,511 AND I'M LIKE, "IT'S OVER." Jimmy: WOW. AND MATTHEW WAS LIKE, "OH, I 469 00:31:51,511 --> 00:31:53,747 DON'T THINK SO. NO, I THINK--" [ LAUGHTER ] 470 00:31:53,747 --> 00:31:56,349 "NO, I THINK THAT'S VERY HOPEFUL." [ LAUGHTER ] 471 00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:59,786 Jimmy: THE INTERNET HAS ALL SORTS OF FAN THEORIES, BECAUSE-- JUST BASED ON THE 472 00:31:59,786 --> 00:32:04,924 POSTER, BECAUSE THIS IS THE SEASON 3 POSTER. AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "AH, WHO 473 00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:08,862 IS BEHIND WHO? IN THE POSTER THAT KIND OF-- MAYBE THAT'S A LITTLE 474 00:32:08,862 --> 00:32:13,967 SOMETHING." THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE THE FINAL SEASON, COULD THERE BE EASTER 475 00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:19,072 EGGS IN THIS POSTER HERE? OH. Jimmy: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS 476 00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:21,141 POSTER? YEAH. Jimmy: ARE THERE EASTER EGGS 477 00:32:21,141 --> 00:32:25,211 IN IT? THE-- I-- [ LAUGHTER ] 478 00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:29,115 I MEAN, A LITTLE, YEAH. YEAH, THERE'S LIKE-- Jimmy: REALLY? 479 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:32,686 YEAH, THERE IS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU WON'T KNOW 480 00:32:32,686 --> 00:32:34,888 UNTIL YOU KNOW. Jimmy: OH. IT'S LIKE "THE DA VINCI 481 00:32:34,888 --> 00:32:38,458 CODE," YOU'RE SORT OF LIKE PUTTING THINGS TOGETHER. BUT THERE IS-- THERE IS A 482 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:46,800 A THING THAT ONCE THE SEASON BEGINS AIRING, IT MAY GET RELATED BACK TO THIS MOMENT. 483 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,103 Jimmy: I'LL TAKE IT. [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 484 00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:54,974 I WILL TAKE IT. WE JUST HAD JENNIFER ANISTON ON THE SHOW. 485 00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:57,877 HAVE YOU GUYS EVER MET BEFORE? NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 486 00:32:57,877 --> 00:33:00,914 BUT I'M A BIG FAN. Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO, WE'RE ALL FANS. 487 00:33:00,914 --> 00:33:03,183 YEAH. Jimmy: FREAKING OUT, RIGHT? WE GREW UP WITH-- YEAH. 488 00:33:03,183 --> 00:33:06,686 Jimmy: I WAS JUST THINKING, LIKE, IF THE CAST OF "FRIENDS" WERE ANYTHING LIKE THE CAST-- 489 00:33:06,686 --> 00:33:10,790 - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER AND CHEERS ] - - OF "SUCCESSION," WHO WOULD BE WHO? 490 00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:15,428 OH. OH. UM, I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE GREG 491 00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:18,732 HAS GOT TO BE PHOEBE. RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 492 00:33:18,732 --> 00:33:22,569 Jimmy: OKAY. OKAY. YEAH, I THINK SO. 493 00:33:22,569 --> 00:33:27,340 AND THEN-- AND KENDALL IS ROSS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 494 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:29,542 Jimmy: WHY? 'CAUSE HE'S SAD. HIS SAD FACE. 495 00:33:29,542 --> 00:33:31,745 Jimmy: HE HAS SAD FACE, YEAH. HE'S LIKE REAL SAD. 496 00:33:31,745 --> 00:33:34,414 Jimmy: SAD ALL THE TIME. LIKE, SERIOUS SAD FACE. HE'S LIKE, "OH, OH." 497 00:33:34,414 --> 00:33:36,883 Jimmy: YEAH. UM, AND THEN, LIKE, SHIV IS MONICA, 'CAUSE SHE'S GOT HER 498 00:33:36,883 --> 00:33:38,651 [ BLEEP ] TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER ] OR SHE'S GOT HER STUFF 499 00:33:38,651 --> 00:33:43,390 TOGETHER. CHANDLER'S ROMAN, THEN. JOEY IS TOM, AND THEN LOGAN IS 500 00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:46,826 RACHEL. Jimmy: WOW, LOGAN'S RACHEL? YEAH, YEAH. 501 00:33:46,826 --> 00:33:49,462 THE WORLD, YOU KNOW, REVOLVES AROUND-- Jimmy: YEAH, THERE-- ALL 502 00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:51,197 RIGHT, GOOD. IT'S LIKE IT TURNS ON AN AXIS. 503 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:53,900 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE THAT. SEASON 4 PREMIERES ON SUNDAY, 504 00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:58,972 WHAT SHOULD PEOPLE KNOW GOING INTO THIS? OH, I MEAN, PROBABLY WHAT 505 00:33:58,972 --> 00:34:01,741 HAPPENED IN THE LAST FOUR-- THREE SEASONS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 506 00:34:01,741 --> 00:34:04,144 Jimmy: NO, BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, IF YOU JUST WANT TO HOP RIGHT IN. 507 00:34:04,144 --> 00:34:06,746 YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH. AS A FAMILY, THEY REALLY GET 508 00:34:06,746 --> 00:34:08,948 ALONG WITH EACH OTHER. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 509 00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:12,052 THERE'S NOT A CONFLICT IN IT AT ALL. YEAH, YEAH, JUST BIG HUGS ALL 510 00:34:12,052 --> 00:34:14,287 AROUND. Jimmy: YEAH. YEAH. 511 00:34:14,287 --> 00:34:16,489 Jimmy: SOMEONE'S TRYING TO TAKE OVER-- YES. 512 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:18,491 Jimmy:-- THE BUSINESS. YEAH. WHO'S GOING TO WIN? 513 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:20,727 Jimmy: AND EVERY CHARACTER IS SO WELL ACTED AND SO WELL PLAYED THAT YOU'RE GOING TO 514 00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:23,496 LOVE THIS THING. YEAH, DEFINITELY. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO 515 00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,699 SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S SARAH SNOOK IN "SUCCESSION." 516 00:34:25,699 --> 00:34:26,900 HERE'S SARAH SNOOK IN "SUCCESSION." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 517 00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:33,773 TAKING TO THE JIMENEZ TRANSITION TEAM. WELL, NO. 518 00:34:33,773 --> 00:34:36,443 OH, NO? NO. NO? 519 00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:40,880 OKAY, SO IT'S LIES THAT OUR FRIEND TOLD US, THEY'RE LYING TO US? 520 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:45,085 OH, I'VE TALKED TO THEM, BUT IT'S BECAUSE I'M HELPING THEM OUT, AS YOU ALREADY KNOW. 521 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:50,123 OKAY, SO YOU ARE TALKING? NO, I RETURNED A CALL. THEY WANT TO, YOU KNOW, TALK 522 00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:55,228 ABOUT TALKING. OH, THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT TALKING. 523 00:34:55,228 --> 00:34:59,099 WHAT? COME ON, THEY HAVEN'T WON THE ELECTION, AND THEY MIGHT NOT, 524 00:34:59,099 --> 00:35:04,371 AND DAD MIGHT NOT SELL, AND YOU TWO MIGHT BAIL, AND IT'S A A MAYBE, MAYBE, MAYBE, 525 00:35:04,371 --> 00:35:08,108 SITUATION. Jimmy: YES, IT'S SO FUN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 526 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:11,644 SARAH SNOOK, EVERYONE. SEASON 4 OF "SUCCESSION" PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY ON HBO 527 00:35:11,644 --> 00:35:15,949 AND HBO MAX. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] PREACHER LAWSON PERFORMS 528 00:35:15,949 --> 00:35:19,619 STAND-UP WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 529 00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:26,059 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 530 00:35:43,109 --> 00:35:48,581 JUNE, ON HIS "LOC'D N LOADED" TOUR. PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY 531 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:50,817 TOUR. PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY PREACHER LAWSON. 532 00:36:01,027 --> 00:36:03,930 THANK YOU SO MUCH. GOOD TO BE BACK. HEY, IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY LAST 533 00:36:03,930 --> 00:36:06,099 WEEK, BABY. YAY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 534 00:36:06,099 --> 00:36:09,669 ♪ THAT'S COOL. PISCES SEASON, AY. 535 00:36:09,669 --> 00:36:11,905 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS-- 536 00:36:11,905 --> 00:36:15,675 NOTHING, 'CAUSE IT'S NOT REAL. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY, AND 537 00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:19,245 IT'S REALLY COOL, MAN, MY BIRTHDAY AND STUFF, MAN. IT WAS-- I HAD A GOOD TIME. 538 00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:22,315 I HAD A-- I GUESS THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT RIGHT NOW. THAT'S WHAT I FEEL LIKE. 539 00:36:22,315 --> 00:36:25,085 IT'S AWESOME, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND NOBODY, NOBODY ASK FOR MY 540 00:36:25,085 --> 00:36:29,589 AGE, 'CAUSE IT'S RUDE. YOU EVER ASK SOMEONE THEIR AGE, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "I'M NOT 541 00:36:29,589 --> 00:36:32,092 GONNA TELL YOU." IT'S LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, BUT, I CAN SEE YOU, YOU KNOW?" 542 00:36:32,092 --> 00:36:34,928 [ LAUGHTER ] "YOUR FACE IS SNITCHING ON YOU RIGHT NOW." 543 00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:38,865 LIKE, WHAT IF I WAS LIKE "NOBODY ASK MY RACE." [ LAUGHTER ] 544 00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:42,168 YOU BE LIKE, "A'IGHT, BUT PROBABLY BLACK.' [ LAUGHTER ] 545 00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:44,404 BUT I DIDN'T DO MUCH FOR MY BIRTHDAY. I WAS STUDYING A LOT. 546 00:36:44,404 --> 00:36:47,073 I'M TRYING TO LEARN SPANISH, 'CAUSE THAT'S MY WIFE'S FIRST LANGUAGE, YOU KNOW. 547 00:36:47,073 --> 00:36:50,977 SO, YEAH, JUST IN CASE SHE STARTS TRASHING ME TO THE FAMILY, I CAN BE LIKE, "QUE?" 548 00:36:50,977 --> 00:36:55,415 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT'S ALL I GOT. BUT I GOT TIME. 549 00:36:55,415 --> 00:36:59,185 'CAUSE I AIN'T MET HER YET. BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 550 00:36:59,185 --> 00:37:02,355 I KNOW WHAT ME GUSTA, ALL RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 551 00:37:02,355 --> 00:37:06,826 YEAH. YEAH. NO, MY TYPE IS WOMEN THAT LIKE 552 00:37:06,826 --> 00:37:09,896 ME BACK. THAT'S MY JAM RIGHT THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 553 00:37:09,896 --> 00:37:13,733 I'M SINGLE. AND I'VE BEEN SINGLE FOR LIKE, FOUR YEARS, I THINK. 554 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:16,069 FOUR YEARS, TWO MONTHS, EIGHT DAYS, NINE HOURS, I DON'T FULLY REMEMBER. 555 00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:18,905 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I HATE BEING SINGLE. THE ONLY TIME I WANT TO BE 556 00:37:18,905 --> 00:37:21,841 SINGLE IS WHEN I'M IN A A RELATIONSHIP. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 557 00:37:21,841 --> 00:37:24,644 BUT I PICK REALLY GOOD EXES. MAN, I LOVE MY EXES. THEY'RE GREAT. 558 00:37:24,644 --> 00:37:27,747 YOU KNOW, I KNOW I COMPLIMENT MY EX, AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WELL, IF YOUR EX IS SO COOL, 559 00:37:27,747 --> 00:37:30,517 WHY YOU BREAK UP WITH THEM?" 'CAESE I BROKE UP WITH ALL OF THEM, UNDEFEATED. 560 00:37:30,517 --> 00:37:32,585 BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ] 561 00:37:32,585 --> 00:37:35,221 I JUST-- I'M NOT GOING TO TRASH MY EX. YOU EVER MEET THAT PERSON? 562 00:37:35,221 --> 00:37:38,291 "I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. EVERY TIME I MEET SOMEBODY, THEY CRAZY," YOU KNOW? 563 00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:42,829 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S YOU, YOU'RE THE REASON. 'CAUSE I DATED ONE PERSON THAT 564 00:37:42,829 --> 00:37:45,198 WAS CRAZY, AND I KNEW IT THE WHOLE TIME. I REMEMBER THE FIRST DATE. 565 00:37:45,198 --> 00:37:48,134 I WAS LIKE, "OH." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "I'MA TRY IT OUT." 566 00:37:48,134 --> 00:37:52,138 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] IT WAS GREAT. I LOVED IT, MAN. 567 00:37:52,138 --> 00:37:58,178 [ APPLAUSE ] YEAH. BUT SHE USED TO LIE A LOT. 568 00:37:58,178 --> 00:38:01,381 SHE LIED A LOT. WHICH IS OKAY, IT'S LIKE SPICE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 569 00:38:01,381 --> 00:38:04,217 EVERYBODY LIKES-- NO ONE LIKES PEPPER PASTA, BUT WHO DON'T LIKE A LITTLE PEPPER ON THEIR 570 00:38:04,217 --> 00:38:06,353 PASTA? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 571 00:38:06,353 --> 00:38:09,222 I LIE TOO. I DO REGULAR LIES, THOUGH. I SAY STUFF LIKE, "ON MY WAY." 572 00:38:09,222 --> 00:38:13,026 OR, WHEN I'M ON, LIKE, AN EMERGENCY EXIT ROW ON A PLANE, AND THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT IS 573 00:38:13,026 --> 00:38:16,329 LIKE "HEY, ARE YOU WILLING AND ABLE TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE--" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 574 00:38:16,329 --> 00:38:18,598 "-- FOR A BUNCH OF STRANGERS FOR A LITTLE BIT OF EXTRA LEG ROOM?" 575 00:38:18,598 --> 00:38:22,635 I'M LIKE, "YEAH." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, I'M NOT. 576 00:38:22,635 --> 00:38:25,505 I REMEMBER SITTING THERE, SOME LADY NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE "I AM NOT ABLE TO DO THAT. 577 00:38:25,505 --> 00:38:28,308 I'M SO SORRY, I CAN'T." AND LIKE, SHE MOVED AND WENT TO THE BACK. 578 00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:30,643 ME NEITHER, STUPID, I'M LYING, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] 579 00:38:30,643 --> 00:38:33,446 OKAY, I JUST WANT TO DO THIS. I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE BACK. NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE 580 00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:36,249 UNCOMFORTABLE, FOLDING UP IN YOUR HONESTY. PEOPLE GONNA SCOOT THEIR BOOTY 581 00:38:36,249 --> 00:38:39,052 PAST YOUR NECK. "'SCUSE ME, SORRY." [ LAUGHTER ] 582 00:38:39,052 --> 00:38:42,255 "I'M SO SORRY. I'M TRYING TO GET TO MY SEAT, 84D. 583 00:38:42,255 --> 00:38:44,858 I'VE JUST GOT TO--" [ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS ] "OH, DID I PASS IT? 584 00:38:44,858 --> 00:38:46,960 OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, MY BAD." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 585 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,229 "OKAY. HERE'S MY BOOTY AGAIN, STRANGER. 586 00:38:49,229 --> 00:38:55,802 I'M SORRY." I DO LIES LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW. I DO LIE A LOT. 587 00:38:55,802 --> 00:38:57,504 I'M NOT EVEN BLACK, CHECK IT OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 588 00:38:57,504 --> 00:38:59,773 "MY NAME IS JERRY." NO, I'M BLACK. I'VE BEEN BLACK MY WHOLE LIFE. 589 00:38:59,773 --> 00:39:03,309 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DID DO A "23ANDME," IT SAID I WAS 13% IRISH. 590 00:39:03,309 --> 00:39:05,478 I WAS LIKE, WHAT? WHERE'D THAT COME FROM? I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. 591 00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:08,581 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] YOU GET WHAT I MEAN? I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND, 592 00:39:08,581 --> 00:39:11,451 HE'S LIKE "I'M NOT GIVING THE GOVERNMENT MY DNA, YOU KIDDING ME?" 593 00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:15,255 AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU GOT A CELL PHONE. IT'S TOO LATE, MAN." 594 00:39:15,255 --> 00:39:18,124 REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO TALK ABOUT THINGS, AND ADS'LL POP UP. 595 00:39:18,124 --> 00:39:21,227 YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD." IT'D FREAK YOU OUT-- "I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT." 596 00:39:21,227 --> 00:39:24,064 NOW WHEN IT HAPPENS, YOU'RE LIKE, "THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. I FORGOT TO ORDER THAT ON 597 00:39:24,064 --> 00:39:26,199 AMAZON." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW? 598 00:39:26,199 --> 00:39:28,668 I'M NOT GETTING THE CHIP IN MY BRAIN. BUT I KNOW TEN YEARS FROM NOW, 599 00:39:28,668 --> 00:39:31,071 I'LL BE LIKE, "THEY GOT NETFLIX ON THE CHIP?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 600 00:39:31,071 --> 00:39:34,774 HE'S LIKE, "I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT. I'M TALKING ABOUT HOW SOMEONE 601 00:39:34,774 --> 00:39:39,245 DID THAT TEST, THEY MATCHED IT WITH A MURDER, HE'S IN JAIL NOW." 602 00:39:39,245 --> 00:39:43,350 AND I WAS LIKE, "WORD. DID YOU MURDER SOMEBODY?" [ LAUGHTER ] 603 00:39:43,350 --> 00:39:45,452 "'CAUSE YOU SHOULD LET ME KNOW." THAT'S MY TIME, Y'ALL. 604 00:39:45,452 --> 00:39:49,522 MY NAME IS PREACHER LAWSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 605 00:39:49,522 --> 00:39:54,194 Jimmy: COME ON, BUD. COME ON, BROTHER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 606 00:39:54,194 --> 00:39:57,697 PREACHER LAWSON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SEE HIS "LOC'D N LOADED" TOUR 607 00:39:57,697 --> 00:40:02,068 THROUGHOUT EUROPE THIS JUNE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY, 608 00:40:02,068 --> 00:40:19,552 COME ON BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 609 00:40:22,322 --> 00:40:28,895 JENNIFER ANISTON, SARAH SNOOK, PREACHER LAWSON, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 610 00:40:28,895 --> 00:40:32,565 AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 611 00:40:32,565 --> 00:40:36,102 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 612 00:40:36,102 --> 00:40:41,307 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ♪