Tariq: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS-- JENNIFER ANISTON,
SARAH SNOOK, COMEDIAN PREACHER LAWSON, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW. Questlove: 1819. Tariq: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR
HOST, JIMMY FALLON!
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH, COME ON, HEY! WELCOME, EVERYBODY.
ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU MADE IT.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. JENNIFER ANISTON IS MY GUEST
TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YES!
JENNIFER ANISTON! SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "MURDER MYSTERY 2" WITH
ADAM SANDLER. AND I THINK SHE SPENT A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME WITH SANDLER
BECAUSE WHEN I SAID, "HI" BACKSTAGE, JEN SAID, "SHABADAYU."
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, GUYS. I READ THAT FORMER
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS EXPECTED TO BE FORMALLY CHARGED TOMORROW BUT WILL NOT SURRENDER UNTIL
NEXT WEEK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, APPARENTLY TRUMP SIGNED
UP FOR THE GOVERNMENT'S "CHARGE NOW, PAY LATER" OPTION. I GOT--
[ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS-- YEAH, EVERYONE'S WAITING TO SEE
TRUMP OFFICIALLY CHARGED. RIGHT NOW IN TIMES SQUARE ANDERSON COOPER AND ANDY COHEN
ARE HOSTING THE "INDICTMENT COUNTDOWN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
THEY'RE ACTUALLY DELAYING IT A A BIT SO THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST HAS ENOUGH TIME TO LOAD
UP ON ORANGE PENCILS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] YEAH, TRUMP WILL BE FORMALLY
CHARGED TOMORROW FOR HIS HUSH MONEY PAYMENTS TO STORMY DANIELS.
IRONICALLY ON HUMP DAY. YEAH, WHICH IS-- [ LAUGHTER ]
I DIDN'T PLAN-- I DIDN'T PLAN THAT. OF COURSE TRUMP HAS SPENT THE
LAST FEW DAYS ON SOCIAL MEDIA ATTACKING A LOT OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE MANHATTAN
D.A. WHO'S INDICTING HIM, ALVIN BRAGG. YEP, TRUMP'S NOT JUST MAD AT
BRAGG FOR THE INDICTMENT, HE WAS ALSO LIKE, "IF ANYONE SHOULD BE NAMED BRAGG, IT'S ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] I SHOULD--" YEP, TRUMP'S BEEN HAVING
MELTDOWNS FOR SEVERAL DAYS. IT'S ALL PART OF HIS PLAN TO BE TRIED AS A JUVENILE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] MEANWHILE IN RESPONSE TO THE UPCOMING ARREST, TRUMP CALLED
ON ALL OF HIS SUPPORTERS TO PROTEST.
CAN WE SEE A PICTURE OF WHAT THE PROTESTS HAVE LOOKED LIKE SO FAR?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THERE ARE MORE SIGNS THAN PEOPLE.
SERIOUSLY, MORE PEOPLE PROTESTED AT McDONALD'S TO BRING BACK THE McRIB.
[ LAUGHTER ] NYPD DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS A A PROTEST OR JUST SOME PEOPLE
WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO CHANGE. [ LAUGHTER ]
EVERYONE IN NEW YORK IS PREPARING FOR TRUMP'S ARREST, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
ACTUALLY MAKING PREDICTIONS ON WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. ACTUALLY, DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I
FILL OUT MY TRUMP INDICTMENT BRACKET RIGHT NOW? IS THAT--
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU SO MUCH, APPRECIATE IT.
I JUST-- I'D LIKE TO FILL IT OUT. THANK YOU.
FIRST-- LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FIRST MATCHUP. OH, YOU GOT, "TRUMP GIVES
HIMSELF OVER PEACEFULLY" VERSUS "TRUMP TAKES OFF IN A WHITE BRONCO."
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE THE NEXT MATCHUP. YOU GOT "TRUMP SERVES HIS TIME"
VERSUS "TRUMP 'EL CHAPO'S' HIS WAY THROUGH A TUNNEL SYSTEM." [ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S ANOTHER MATCHUP, YOU'VE GOT "TRUMP FLEES TO MEXICO" VERSUS "TRUMP GETS TRAPPED WHEN
HE CAN'T MAKE IT OVER HIS OWN HALF-FINISHED WALL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
WE WERE PRETTY TALL. HERE'S THE NEXT ONE, YOU'VE GOT "TRUMP HUGS HIS FAMILY BEFORE
HEADING TO PRISON" VERSUS "TRUMP POINTS AT DON JR. AND YELLS 'HE'S THE DONALD TRUMP
YOU WANT.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] UP NEXT YOU'VE GOT "TRUMP ASKS
IF HE CAN BE VISITED BY HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN" VERSUS "TRUMP ASKS IF HE CAN BE
VISITED BY A TWELVE PIECE BUCKET OF KFC." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE HERE, YOU'VE GOT "TRUMP CALLS HIS FORMER ADVISOR PAUL MANAFORT FOR
ADVICE ON PRISON" VERSUS "TRUMP CALLS MORGAN FREEMAN FOR ADVICE ON PRISON."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY YOU'VE GOT "TRUMP GETS HOUSE ARREST" VERSUS
"MELANIA IMMEDIATELY FILES AN APPEAL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
WELL, THAT'S-- GET HIM OUT, GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GUESS WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. WELL, SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS.
TURKEY IS PLANNING TO ACCEPT FINLAND'S BID TO JOIN NATO, BUT THEY'RE REJECTING SWEDEN'S.
YEAH, IT'S A PRETTY HARSH SNUB. IN FACT, SWEDEN JUST RELEASED A A STATEMENT ABOUT IT AND FIRST
SWEDEN SAID, "HONESTLY IT'S PRETTY FYORGED UP. PICKING ONE AND NOT THE OTHER?
THIS IS KINDA BULSKJIPPT THAT HAPPENS IN MIDDLE SKUULPP. SWEDEN WENT ON TO SAY, "YOU
THINK THIS IS A DJOOKE? WELL NEWSFLURMISH, PAL, IT'S NYORT.
LET'S SETTLE THIS GENTLEMAANSK. I CHALLENGE YUUELL TO A A DUUELL."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, SWEDEN SAID, "AND WORD OF ADVICE, DON'T BRING A
A FLUH-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI- TO A BLURSKI FIGHT."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS, THERE'S A A NEW FACIAL RECOGNITION APP
THAT CAN IDENTIFY YOUR PET'S FACE WITH 99% ACCURACY. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
THE 1% OF FACES IT CAN'T RECOGNIZE ARE DOGS WHO HAVE BEEN USING OZEMPIC.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FINALLY, GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET!"
HERE WE GO.
♪ WETWEET WETWEET ♪ Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET!"
THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER.
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS. WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON
WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT. YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT
YOUR SEATS. [ CHEERS ] YOU DO, YEP.
YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THESE. YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THESE, WHATEVER YOU WANT.
WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE EITHER WAY. TARIQ, ROOTS, YOU GUYS HAVE
CLICKERS TOO-- Questlove: GOT 'EM. Jimmy: WHATEVER TWEET GETS
THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW SO THAT DURING THE BREAK YOU CAN ALL
LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE.
OKAY-- YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS ]
OUR FIRST TWEET IS, "I WONDER WHAT LIT UP OVER EDISON'S HEAD WHEN HE GOT THE IDEA FOR THE
LIGHTBULB." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪
SO IT WASN'T A LIGHTBULB THAT WENT OFF. HE HAD THE IDEA FOR THE
LIGHTBULB. WHAT-- WHAT LIT OVER HIS HEAD? DON'T JUDGE SO EARLY, GUYS.
I MEAN THIS COULD BE THE BEST ONE WE GOT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I FEEL-- I FEEL UNSURE ABOUT THIS ONE. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE, THE
AUDIENCE THEY ALL VOTED-- YEAH, NO, THEY DIDN'T LIKE IT AT ALL.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ] NOT FUNNY.
THEY DON'T WANT TO TWEET THAT AT ALL. Tariq: YEAH.
Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T ENJOY THAT ONE. Tariq: YEAH, A LITTLE
LANTERN WENT OVER-- Jimmy: YEAH, A LANTERN-- YEAH, A LANTERN WENT OVER--
THAT WAS IT-- THAT WAS THE ANSWER. THAT WAS IT.
NO-- EVERYONE JUST KNEW THAT. DIDN'T SEE THE HUMOR IN THAT AT ALL.
UNDERSTOOD. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET RIGHT TO THIS NEXT ONE.
THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "TACO BELL'S SLOGAN SHOULD BE 'IT'S ALL THE SAME STUFF, BUT YOU GET
TO CHOOSE THE SHAPE.'" [ LAUGHTER ] ♪
IT'S A TRIANGLE. NO, NO, THIS IS A RECTANGLE. THIS IS LIKE A SPHERE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
I THINK THIS ONE'S GOING TO DO BETTER. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT. ♪ YES.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GETTING WARMED UP HERE. Tariq: GAME'S OVER.
Jimmy: YEAH-- NO. YOU THINK IT'S NOT GOING TO TOP THAT?
Tariq: I MEAN THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS. Jimmy: I KNOW.
THEY DON'T GO IN ORDER, BY THE WAY. THEY DON'T NECESSARILY GET
BETTER, SO I DON'T KNOW, YEAH-- THAT MIGHT BE THE BEST ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TRY OUT SOME OTHER ONES. NEXT ONE SAYS, "FORGET THE
THEATER, THE BEST WAY TO WATCH A MOVIE IS LOOKING TWO ROWS AHEAD ON A PLANE AT SOME RANDOM
PERSON'S SCREEN." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪
I WAS LIKE THAT-- I GO-- "OH, WHAT IS THAT MOVIE, THAT LOOKS GOOD?"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] JENNIFER ANISTON AND ADAM SANDLER, I'LL WATCH THAT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE, YEAH.
YEAH, NOT BAD, NOT BAD-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
THERE'S STILL SOME LOVE THERE. Tariq: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: OKAY.
WE GOT TWO MORE CHANCES. I THINK THIS ONE'S COULD BE-- WELL, MAYBE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE SAYS, "NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THE PHRASE 'SOMEONE'S IN
HERE!' IN A CALM VOICE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] Tariq: I-- I LIKE THAT.
Jimmy: "SOMEONE-- SOMEONE'S IN HERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOMEONE'S IN HERE. SHH, SOMEONE'S IN HERE." LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS
ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
"SOMEONE'S IN HERE. SOMEONE'S IN HERE. SOMEONE'S IN HERE!
SOMEONE'S IN HERE!" ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN, I HEARD YOU, GOSH.
THAT LOOKS LIKE THE TOPPER SO FAR. Tariq: YEAH.
Jimmy: LAST ONE SAYS, "EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY THROWS OUT THE MAC-N-CHEESE BOX AND
THEN REREADS THE INSTRUCTIONS IN THE GARBAGE, RIGHT?" [ LAUGHTER ]
♪ THAT ONE MIGHT TOP 177. Tariq: MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW.
Jimmy: THAT MIGHT BE THE ONE. Tariq: I DON'T KNOW.
Jimmy: EVERYONE DOES IT. THAT MIGHT BE THE ONE. Tariq: TRUE, TRUE.
Jimmy: I FEEL THAT-- I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT-- THAT'S GETTING A LOT OF SMILING FACES
IN THE AUDIENCE. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S IT. THE WINNER RIGHT THERE. I LOVE YOU.
HEY. ♪ IT LOOKS LIKE NUMBER FIVE IS
THE WINNER RIGHT THERE. [ DINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK. IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED,
GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A A "WETWEET" AND ENJOY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW.
JENNIFER ANISTON IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FROM "SUCCESSION," SARAH SNOOK
IS JOINING US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND WE'VE GOT GREAT STAND-UP
FROM PREACHER LAWSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] STICK AROUND AFTER THE BREAK.
WE'RE PLAYING "CAN YOU FEEL IT" WITH JENNIFER ANISTON. WHOA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ WAIT A MINUTE!
Jimmy: AH-- [ BLEEP ] WHAT?
Jimmy: I TOUCHED IT-- THE HEAD. WELL, DON'T YOU JUST STAND
THERE. Jimmy: I GOT THE HEAD. A PUPPY, A PUPPY, A PUPPY.
YOU JUST SCARED ME.
♪ Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
EVERYBODY. IT IS TIME TO PLAY "CAN YOU FEEL IT?"
Jimmy: BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP. SHE STARS WITH ADAM SANDLER IN
THE NEW MOVIE, "MURDER MYSTERY 2," WHICH IS OUT ON NETFLIX
MARCH 31st. PLEASE WELCOME JENNIFER ANISTON!
♪ Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING-- THAT'S-- THAT'S
WHAT I'M-- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, A STANDING O.
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU.
OH, MY GOSH. Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE ALL LOVE YOU. COME ON. WOW.
Jimmy: THAT'S A MOVIE STAR. COME ON. OH.
Jimmy: JENNIFER, WELCOME. SORRY, I'M WALKING BACKWARDS.
Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
COME ON, THEY LOVE YOU. ALL RIGHT, LET ME EXPLAIN THE GAME.
HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. OH, GOD. Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A
A NUMBER OF MYSTERY OBJECTS BROUGHT OUT TO IN FRONT OF US. OKAY?
AND OUR JOB IS TO GUESS WHAT EACH ONE IS. THE CATCH IS THAT WE HAVE TO
FIGURE IT OUT BY TOUCH ALONE. WE DO NOT SEE WHAT WE'RE TOUCHING.
I KNOW-- NO, I'M FREAKING OUT. NO, YOU'RE NOT. ARE YOU REALLY?
Jimmy: I AM. YOU DO THIS-- YOU DO KNOW WHAT'S IN EVERY ONE OF THEM.
Jimmy: NO, I DON'T DO THIS. NO, I DON'T LIKE DOING THIS. OKAY.
Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU SAID YES TO THIS, BY THE WAY.
OH, YOU-- [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS SCARY.
WELL, DID YOU KNOW THE OTHER THINGS THEY WANT? NEVER MIND.
Jimmy: NO. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU READY FOR
THIS? HERE WE GO. I WILL GO FIRST, APPARENTLY.
OKAY. OH. Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A-- THE GENTLEMAN GOES FIRST. Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
YEAH, YEAH-- I'M A GENTLEMAN. YOU CAN LOOK AND SEE WHAT IT IS.
I CAN? Jimmy: YES. [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
DON'T LIE TO ME. [ LAUGHTER ] WOW.
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'LL HAVE 30 SECONDS TO IDENTIFY WHAT THIS IS.
OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OH, MY GOD"?
WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT LIKE THAT? I JUST DON'T THINK-- I
DON'T-- Jimmy: WHY, HUH? [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ]
[ CHEERS ] STOP. AH!
[ LAUGHTER ] OW. AH, AH, AH.
♪ OH, MY GOD. IT'S SO TERRIFYING WHAT YOU'RE
ABOUT TO-- [ BUZZER ] Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA.
A PINEAPPLE? YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE-- Jimmy: I HAVE NO CLUE.
OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING TO GUESS WHAT THAT IS.
Jimmy: YEAH, CAN I JUST SHE WHAT THIS IS? WHAT IS THIS?
A WASP'S NEST? THIS IS RIDICULOUS. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S FRIGHTENING.
WHAT-- WHAT WAS I GOING TO TOUCH A WASP? BUT-- AND I WOULDN'T KNOW
WHAT ONE FELT LIKE, SO-- Jimmy: NO. YEAH, EXACTLY.
BY THE WAY-- DO YOU TOUCH THEM OFTEN? Jimmy: NO, NEVER, NO.
BUT THIS IS REAL. [ LAUGHTER ] "HI-YAH."
GET IT-- THROW IT IN THE AUDIENCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT WAS A REAL NEST? Jimmy: NO. JENNIFER, YOU'RE UP.
WE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING-- WE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO FRIGHTEN YOU AND MAKE YOU NOT
WANT TO COME BACK. I PROMISE. OH, WHY DON'T I BELIEVE YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, NOW, HERE'S A GOOD SIGN. THEY DIDN'T MAKE ANY SOUNDS.
Jimmy: YEAH. SHOULD I TAKE-- Jimmy: YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, IT'S EASY. THEY DIDN'T MAKE ANY SOUNDS. THAT'S PERFECT.
♪ OH. [ BLEEP ]
[ LAUGHTER ] SORRY. IT'S SWEET.
IS IT SOMETHING TO EAT? Jimmy: YES. YOU CAN PICK IT UP.
I CAN? [ LAUGHTER ] IS IT BREAD?
Jimmy: IT IS-- NO, IT'S NOT BREAD. IT'S--
IT'S SWEET, BUT YOU CAN EAT IT? Jimmy: YOU CAN EAT IT.
BUT DO YOU WANT-- Jimmy: IT'S FRIED. CHICKEN.
Jimmy: YES, IT'S FRIED CHICKEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ BELL DINGING ] IT'S FRIED CHICKEN RIGHT THERE. IT'S KFC.
SORRY ABOUT THAT. HERE YOU GO. YOU HAVE A TOWEL RIGHT HERE.
SO SORRY TO GET YOU DIRTY. I KNOW I COULD SMELL WAS, KIND OF, COMING OUT.
I WAS LIKE, "I KNOW THIS SMELL, I KNOW THIS SMELL, I KNOW-- Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE--
SUNDAY NIGHTS DRIVING HOME FROM JERSEY TO GET BACK INTO THE CITY.
Jimmy: YEAH. IT WAS GOOD, LIKE-- [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING LIKE, "JIMMY-- IS THAT JIMMY'S COLOGNE?
HE SMELLS LIKE FRIED CHICKEN." YEAH, LIKE-- YEAH, BEFORE THE SHOW.
SORRY ABOUT THAT. THAT'S OKAY, I LOVE YOU FOR IT.
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING IN--
THIS IS MY TURN AGAIN. YEAH, YEAH. I DO NOT LIKE THIS GAME, BY THE
WAY. I JUST KNOW IT GETS-- I'M SO SORRY.
Jimmy: LET'S GO. ALL RIGHT. [ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] JUST LIE TO ME! JUST SAY THAT THERE'S NOTHING
IN HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE REACTS ]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] OH, I TOUCHED MY OWN FINGER. I GOT NERVOUS.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, RIGHT?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I SHOULD KNOW THIS? YOU SHOULD.
I MEAN, MAYBE YOU DON'T. Jimmy: IT'S-- BUT I THINK YOU DO.
Jimmy: I-- IT'S-- IT'S, LIKE, WET. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS.
[ BUZZER ] OH. Jimmy: IT'S-- DO I PICK IT
UP? YEAH, DON'T BE AFRAID. JUST GRAB IT.
Jimmy: DON'T BE AFRAID? JUST GRAB IT. Jimmy: IS IT LIKE A DIAPER
OR SOMETHING? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ BELL DINGING ]
♪ BUT NOTHING REALLY WET ON IT.
Jimmy: YEAH, NOTHING REALLY BIG DEAL. I'D WEAR THEM EVERY NIGHT, WHO
CARES. YEAH. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
YOU'RE UP AGAIN, JENNIFER. CONGRATULATIONS. ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH. Jimmy: YEP. ♪
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. OH, MAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BE CAREFUL, DON'T-- OH, MY GOD.
STOP. Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT. I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
STOP MOVING. COTTON BALLS, NO. Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
COTTON BALLS? Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU SAID, "HOT MOSS."
NO. Jimmy: I'M LIKE, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE?
WAIT A MINUTE. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. KIND OF.
THIS IS-- THIS IS SHEEP-- LAMB-- WHAT THIS IS? SHEEP SKIN?
LIKE, A SHEEP? Jimmy: YEAH, KIND OF. IT IS--
IT'S A-- IT'S SHEARLING. Jimmy: YES, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO HER.
IT'S-- IT'S LINT. IT'S LINT? Jimmy: IT'S LINT FROM THE
DRYER. [ BELL DINGING ] ♪
LIKE, A DRYER. OH, NO. OH, THAT'S NOT-- I DID NOT GET
THAT ONE. Jimmy: I THINK I CAN GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT ONE.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS. I DON'T KNOW IF I DESERVE THAT.
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUT HERE'S THE DEAL. OH.
Jimmy: IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL ROUND. FOR THIS ONE, WE'RE BOTH GOING
TO AT THE SAME TIME, THE SAME ITEM, FIRST PERSON TO GUESS IT, WINS.
OH, OKAY. Jimmy: SO, WE BOTH PUT OUR HANDS IN, YEAH.
OH, THIS IS NICE. THIS IS NICE. YOU LOOK VERY SERIOUS.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS GUY TAKES HIS JOB SO-- Jimmy: YEAH, HE REALLY DOES.
REAL SERIOUS. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] AWESOME, THOUGH.
Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE IN? I'M IN. [ SCREAMS ]
NO. Jimmy: STOP. NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO. NO. OH.
Jimmy: AH! WAIT A MINUTE. Jimmy: AH!
[ BLEEP ] WHAT? Jimmy: I FELT THE HEAD.
I FELT THE HEAD. FOR THAT, YOU JUST SCARED--
Jimmy: IT'S A PUPPY, A A PUPPY, A PUPPY. YOU JUST SCARED ME.
Jimmy: IT'S A PUPPY. AH! Jimmy: AH!
I FELT A HEAD. I FELT A HEAD. I DID FEEL SOMETHING ROUND AND
FURRY. Jimmy: SOMETHING ROUND AND FURRY.
I TOUCHED IT. IT'S A PUPPY HEAD. UGH.
Jimmy: IT'S A PUPPY HEAD. GOSH, DARN IT. Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE.
STOP, WHAT IS IT? [ BUZZER ] OH, WHAT IS IT?
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT IS NOT FAIR, IS IT?
[ SCREAM ] OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: THE EASTER BUNNY.
NO. Jimmy: YOU ARE THE WORST. YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
GET OUT OF HERE. MY THANKS TO JENNIFER ANISTON. WE'RE TALKING TO JENNIFER AFTER
THE BREAK. I'M GOING TO GIVE JENNIFER THE WIN ON THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ >>> I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND.
HE'S LIKE, "I'M NOT GIVING THE GOVERNMENT MY DNA. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU GOT A A CELLPHONE."
[ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S-- IT'S TOO LATE, MAN." YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO
EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING ACTRESS WHO STARS ALONGSIDE ADAM SANDLER IN THE NEW MOVIE
"MURDER MYSTERY 2," WHICH PREMIERES GLOBALLY ON NETFLIX
MARCH 31st. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, JENNIFER ANISTON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WOW. Jimmy: COME ON.
IT'S SO NICE TO BE BACK HERE WITH YOU IN NEW YORK CITY. Jimmy: AND HERE WITH A LOUD
CROWD AND THE AUDIENCE. AND WITH AN AUDIENCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC. YOU GUYS ARE GOOD! Jimmy: THEY'RE GOOD, RIGHT?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. REALLY GOOD. Jimmy: WE FIRST MET IN THIS
BUILDING YEARS AGO ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." THAT'S RIGHT.
Jimmy: YOU WERE JUST INCREDIBLY COOL. WE DID THE PROMOS TOGETHER.
STING WAS OUR MUSICAL GUEST. Jimmy: WOWZERS. SO THAT'S A PRETTY-- I WAS
SO OUT OF MY LEAGUE. Jimmy: I HAVE-- NO. I HAVE A PICTURE.
HERE'S YOU AND MAYA RUDOLPH. YOU DID THIS-- OH, YES.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE DID-- THAT WAS THE
COUNTRY-- COUNTRY MUSIC SINGER. WE WERE SELLING THOSE ALBUMS.
Jimmy: BY THE WAY-- LIKE THOSE INFOMERCIALS FOR COUNTRY MUSIC ALBUMS.
Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR SINGING.
BECAUSE ON "THE MORNING SHOW" YOU JUST DID A BEAUTIFUL VERSION OF--
♪ NO ONE'S GOING TO HARM YOU ♪ SONDHEIM.
Jimmy: YES. THAT WAS HARD. Jimmy: IT MADE ME CRY A
A LITTLE BIT. I LOVED IT. I DID?
Jimmy: YEAH, I GOT CHOKED UP. I'M SO SORRY.
Jimmy: I LOVED IT. NO, I LOVED IT. BUT YOU WERE TELLING ME THAT
SOMEONE GOT YOU-- I HAD-- I HAD GONE TO THIS--
BILLY CRUDUP AND I HAD TO GO GET SINGING LESSONS WITH THIS MAN NAMED ROGER LOVE, WHO IS A
A SINGING TEACHER. AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT. WE BOTH HAD SO MUCH FUN.
WE HAD LIKE THREE LESSONS BEFORE WE SANG THIS. AND THEN WE RECORDED IT.
AND IT WAS AT CAPITOL RECORDS. WE FELT LIKE ROCK STARS. Jimmy: HOW COOL IS THAT?
WELL, NOT REALLY ROCK STARS. AND THEN, A FRIEND OF MINE ACTUALLY GIFTED ME TEN SINGING
LESSONS WITH ROGER LOVE BECAUSE I LOVED IT SO MUCH. Jimmy: AND HAVE YOU--
WHAT A GREAT GIFT, RIGHT? TO HAVE THAT-- IT'S LIKE--
[ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: SINGING LESSONS, HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING THEM?
NO. I HAVEN'T-- I HAVEN'T TAKEN THEM YET.
BUT I ACTUALLY DID-- MY PLAN WAS WRAP SEASON THREE OF "MORNING SHOW."
WRAP UP "MURDER MYSTERY" PRESS. AND THEN, START MY-- AND HAVE A SUMMER OF LEARNING SOMETHING
NEW. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. I KNOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NEXT TIME, I'LL BE ABLE TO-- Jimmy: WHY NOT?
I'LL BE ABLE TO DO ONE OF THOSE SINGING BITS THAT YOU DO MAYBE NEXT TIME.
Jimmy: YES, WE'LL DO A A SINGING BIT NEXT TIME WE'RE--
ALL RIGHT, PERFECT, YEAH. NO PRESSURE. MAYBE.
Jimmy: NO PRESSURE. DON'T HOLD ME TO THIS. Jimmy: NO PRESSURE.
I DO LOVE YOU IN "MORNING SHOW." THANK YOU.
Jimmy: CAN WE SAY WHAT'S HAPPENING IN SEASON THREE? ANY SPOILERS?
SPOILERS? SPOILERS. Jimmy: WE DON'T REALLY GIVE
OUT THE SPOILERS. WELL, IT'S-- THERE'S A A LOT--
EVERYBODY HAS A SECRET. WE'RE REVEALING A LOT OF SECRETS.
THERE IS A LOT OF-- THERE'S DEFINITELY ROMANCE, MR. JON HAMM.
JON HAMM. Jimmy: OH, THAT'S-- HELLO. THAT'S WHAT I-- THAT WAS THE
BIG HEADLINE. IT WAS A BIG ONE, YEAH. WE WERE VERY EXCITED TO GET
MR. HAMM. Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST. ISN'T HE THE NICEST GUY?
Jimmy: HE'S SO MUCH FUN TO HANG OUT WITH, TOO. YEAH.
HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SOME-- YOU KNOW, HE'S THIS VERY HANDSOME LEADING MAN.
AND THEN, HE'S GOT THIS FUNNY-- Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE.
IT'S JUST SO FABULOUS. Jimmy: SPEAKING OF FUNNY, YOU GOT TO HONOR OUR PAL
ADAM SANDLER AT THIS PAST WEEKEND, MARK TWAIN PRIZE IN D.C.
THAT WAS A BIG HONOR. THAT WAS A BIG HONOR. Jimmy: MASSIVE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT WAS SO SWEET. IT WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL-- IT
WAS MORE EMOTIONAL THAN I EXPECTED. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I HADN'T BEEN
TO THE KENNEDY CENTER BEFORE. SO THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME. AND HERE WE ARE.
Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY SPECIAL, RIGHT? HONORING THE SANDMAN--
Jimmy: YEAH. AT THE KENNEDY CENTER FOR THE MARK TWAIN AWARD.
Jimmy: HE DRESSED UP, TOO. I SAW HIM, HE WORE A SUIT. HE WORE A SUIT.
Jimmy: ISN'T IT WEIRD TO SEE HIM IN A-- HE NEVER WEARS A SUIT.
Jimmy: ISN'T IT WEIRD TO SEE HIM IN A SUIT KIND OF? IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE IT KIND
OF LOOKS LIKE HE'S JUST PLAYING DRESS-UP. Jimmy: YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND HE-- HE KIND OF JUST SEEMS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR A A SUIT. NO, NO.
WE HAD A DINNER IN-- WE WERE IN ITALY DOING THE FIRST ONE. AND IT WAS-- YOU KNOW, A NICE
DINNER WE WERE INVITED TO. AND JACKIE LOOKED BEAUTIFUL IN AN EYELET DRESS.
Jimmy: HIS WIFE, YEAH. HER HAIR WAS DONE. JACKIE SANDLER, THE AMAZING
JACKIE SANDLER. AND HE SHOWS UP IN BASKETBALL SHORTS.
SATIN BASKETBALL SHORTS WITH WHITE PIPING. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND NIKE HIGH TOPS, AND A A TURQUOISE VELOUR IZOD THAT HAD NO RELATIONSHIP TO THE
BOTTOM. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS JUST--
BUT HE KIND OF, YOU KNOW, "VOGUE" DID THIS. "VOGUE," YOU KNOW, BASICALLY
GIVE HIM THE STYLE ICON, MADE HIM A STYLE ICON. Jimmy: THEY SAID?
YES. Jimmy: THEY SAID BECAUSE HE'S-- THAT'S WHAT HIS MOVE
FOREVER. BUT NOW HE CAN-- NOW IT'S HIS--
HE'S LIKE, "'VOGUE' SAID I WAS AMAZING LIKE THIS." [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THAT'S NOT-- UNBELIEVABLE. SO, THANKS, "VOGUE."
THAT'S TRUE. Jimmy: YOU'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR YEARS, YOU AND ADAM.
OVER 30 YEARS. Jimmy: YEAH. WE MET AT JERRY'S DELI ON
VENTURA BOULEVARD WHEN WE WERE 20 AND 22. Jimmy: NO WAY.
[ AUDIENCE AWWs ] YEAH. Jimmy: JERRY'S FAMOUS DELI.
THAT'S WILD. AND OVER THE YEARS, HAVE YOU GIVEN EACH OTHER ADVICE OR
HELPED EACH OTHER THROUGHOUT YOUR CAREERS? [ LAUGHTER ]
NO? WELL, IF I GET ANYTHING FROM HIM, IT'S "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
USUALLY BASED ON SOMEONE I'M DATING. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I VERY MUCH LOVE TO TAKE
CARE OF HIM. HE'S SO CONCERNED WITH TAKING CARE OF EVERYBODY ELSE, WHICH
HE REALLY DOES. Jimmy: BUT HIMSELF. AND HE DOESN'T TAKE CARE OF
HIMSELF. I'M SORRY TO CALL YOU OUT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, ADAM.
BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THIS. AND I HAVE A-- OUR LITTLE ARSENAL OF HERBS IN MY TRAILER
AND I MAKE HIM SMOOTHIES WHEN I CAN. AND GIVE HIM ALL SORTS OF LIKE
CHINESE HERBS WHEN HE'S EXHAUSTED. SO, I DON'T KNOW.
I'M LIKE THE LITTLE-- I'M LIKE THE MOBILE PHARMACY. I'M THE SET MEDIC.
Jimmy: THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU TO DO THAT FOR HIM. I KNOW, ISN'T IT?
Jimmy: TAKE CARE OF THE SANDLER. AND JACKIE'S LIKE, "THANKS,
IT LASTED ABOUT A MINUTE." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HE DOESN'T DO
SMOOTHIES. HE DOESN'T-- YEAH.
Jimmy: CAN WE TELL EVERYONE WHAT'S GOING ON "MURDER MYSTERY 2."
THE FIRST ONE WAS A GLOBAL SUCCESS. BIGGER THAN ANYTHING.
WHOA. Jimmy: IT WAS MASSIVE, I MEAN, OVER "STRANGER THINGS,"
IT WAS A BIG DEAL. WHOA. Jimmy: YEAH, OH, YEAH.
AND SO, "MURDER MYSTERY 2" IS NOW DOUBLE THE ACTION. DOUBLE THE ACTION, IT'S A--
YES, THERE'S A LOT OF ACTION. THAT'S-- THAT MEANS STUNTS. AND--
Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING YOUR OWN STUNTS? YOU LOOK GREAT IN--
WELL, I DO ENJOY-- I HAVE AN INCREDIBLE STUNT DOUBLE, KELLY, WHO JUST BASICALLY WORKS
WITH ME AND-- IT'S NOT THAT-- I WASN'T JUMPING OUT OF A BUILDING.
I MEAN, SHE DID-- SHE REPELLED UP THE ACTUAL SIDE OF THE EIFFEL TOWER.
Jimmy: YOU JUMP OFF-- YOU FALL OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER. I JUMP ONTO MARK STRONG'S
BACK TO SAVE THE DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT I
MEANT. I MEAN-- LIKE-- OH, SHOOT. WELL, ANYWAY, I GET--
SOMETHING HAPPENS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT YOU ARE-- WE CAN
SAY THIS, YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER. YES, THERE'S A LOT
HAPPENING. AND ADAM DID A LOT OF HIS OWN STUNTS.
AND HE GETS PRETTY BEAT UP. I MEAN, HE ACTUALLY GOT HIT. DID HE EVER TELL YOU ABOUT
MARK STRONG ACTUALLY HIT HIM IN THE FACE. Jimmy: NO.
PRETTY HARD. Jimmy: NO WAY. YEAH, I SAW IT.
HE CRIED, LITTLE TEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HE DID CRY, YEAH.
BUT YOU GUYS HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY. WE HAVE FUN TOGETHER.
Jimmy: IT'S AWESOME TO SEE YOU GUYS. AND EVERYONE LOVES IT.
IT'S GOOD. SO, IN THIS ONE, YOU ACTUALLY-- NOW YOU'RE GOING TO
TRY TO BE A DETECTIVE. YEAH, WELL, NOW WE DECIDED AFTER THE LAST ONE THAT WE'RE
REALLY GOOD AT THIS. AND SO, WE'RE GOING TO ACTUALLY OPEN UP OUR OWN LITTLE
DETECTIVE AGENCY. AND WE ARE WHAT-- WHEN YOU MEET US-- WHEN YOU MEET BACK
UP WITH US, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT GREAT. Jimmy: NO.
SO, WE GET INVITED TO A A WONDERFUL WEDDING OF SOMEONE WONDERFUL.
AND WE SAY WE NEED A BREAK. WE NEED A VACATION. Jimmy: LET'S JUST GET A
A VACATION. AND THEN, THAT'S WHERE OUR BIGGEST MISTAKES HAPPEN.
Jimmy: YEAH, HIJINKS ENSUE. WE DON'T MAKE VERY GOOD DECISIONS.
Jimmy: NO, NO, NO. BUT IT TURNS OUT WELL. Jimmy: IT IS SO FUNNY, AND
ALSO I COMPLIMENTED YOUR SINGING EARLIER, BUT YOU'RE DANCING.
[ LAUGHTER ] MY BOLLYWOOD DANCE? Jimmy: YES, GET READY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS MOVIE.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S JENNIFER ANISTON AND
ADAM SANDLER IN "MURDER MYSTERY 2." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
OH, BOY. OKAY, SO THAT MOAT'S LIKE, THREE METERS?
I THINK I CAN CLEAR THAT. NICK, THREE METERS IS LIKE TEN FEET.
I HAD THE HIGH SCHOOL RECORD FOR THE LONG JUMP. AND I'M NOT KIDDING YOU, I WENT
FURTHER THAN THAT BACK IN THE DAY. DID YOU?
YEAH. WHAT DID YOU CALL YOU BACK THEN?
NICKY LONG LEGS? YOU MOCKING ME? BUT I'M JUST TELLING YOU,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE THAT JUMP. IT DOESN'T A MAKE ME FEEL
GOOD TO PROVE YOU WRONG. BUT I'M GOING TO GO DO THAT. ALL RIGHT?
UH-HUH, UH-HUH. OKAY, FROM THAT ANGLE IT DOES LOOK LIKE FURTHER THAN
THREE METERS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: COME ON.
JENNIFER ANISTON, "MURDER MYSTERY 2" PREMIERES GLOBALLY ON NETFLIX MARCH 31st.
SARAH SNOOK JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS FOR HER WORK ON "SUCCESSION" WHICH RETURNS FOR ITS FOURTH AND
FINAL SEASON THIS SUNDAY ON HBO AND HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME SARAH SNOOK!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE
HERE, AND THIS IS VERY, VERY EXCITING NEWS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL
EVERYONE? THIS SEASON 4-- NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, I AM HAVING A BABY. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ COME ON! YEAH.
Jimmy: HI, BABY! HI! WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
wow, THIS MUST BE SO EXCITING. THIS IS YOUR FIRST BABY? YEAH, IT IS.
I HAVE A STEPSON, BUT THIS IS MY FIRST BABY THAT'S COME OUT OF ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HAS IT BEEN FUN TELLING FAMILY AND FRIENDS?
IT HAS, BUT I'VE BEEN OVERSEAS A LOT. I'VE BEEN HERE.
SO, THERE'S A FEW PEOPLE THAT I-- BEFORE THE PREMIERE LAST NIGHT, I WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD,
EVERYONE'S GOING TO KNOW IN A A MOMENT THAT I'M PREGNANT, AND THERE'S SOME PEOPLE I HAVEN'T
TOLD." SO, MOM, DAD-- [ LAUGHTER ]
NO-- Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T TOLD MOM AND DAD?
NO, NO, FRIENDS AND OTHER PEOPLE THAT I HAVEN'T HAD A A CHANCE TO GET ON THE PHONE
WITH. Jimmy: SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.
THIS IS GREAT NEWS, YEAH. CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. LET'S TALK ABOUT "SUCCESSION," THIS IS SEASON 4.
THIS IS THE FOURTH AND FINAL SEASON. YEAH.
Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE FINAL SEASON?
NOT DURING-- LIKE, NOT DEFINITIVELY. WE FOUND OUT AT THE END, AT THE
TABLE READ FOR 410, SO, THE LAST EPISODE. AND DURING THE SHOOTING IT WAS
LIKE, "WILL WE, WON'T WE, I DON'T KNOW." AND THEN BY THE TIME WE GOT TO
THE END IT WAS LIKE, "JUST BREAK UP WITH US ALREADY, ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US?"
Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. WE'RE STOPPING, AND YEAH, AND WE ARE.
Jimmy: YOU ARE, YEAH. YEAH. Jimmy: ANY ROOM TO KEEP THE
DOOR OPEN AT ALL? OH, I MEAN, WHEN I READ THE FIRST--
WHEN I FIRST READ THE SCRIPT, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET A CHANCE TO READ IT UNTIL ARRIVING AT THE
TABLE READ. SO I WAS LIKE, QUICKLY, LIKE, READING THE LAST COUPLE PAGES
IN THE CAR ON THE WAY, AND FELT VERY MUCH LIKE, "YEAH, THIS IS THE END."
AND HAD A BIT OF A CRY IN THE CAR, AND I ARRIVED WITH, LIKE, TEAR-STREAKED FACE.
AND I'M LIKE, "IT'S OVER." Jimmy: WOW. AND MATTHEW WAS LIKE, "OH, I
DON'T THINK SO. NO, I THINK--" [ LAUGHTER ]
"NO, I THINK THAT'S VERY HOPEFUL." [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THE INTERNET HAS ALL SORTS OF FAN THEORIES, BECAUSE-- JUST BASED ON THE
POSTER, BECAUSE THIS IS THE SEASON 3 POSTER. AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "AH, WHO
IS BEHIND WHO? IN THE POSTER THAT KIND OF-- MAYBE THAT'S A LITTLE
SOMETHING." THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE THE FINAL SEASON, COULD THERE BE EASTER
EGGS IN THIS POSTER HERE? OH. Jimmy: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS
POSTER? YEAH. Jimmy: ARE THERE EASTER EGGS
IN IT? THE-- I-- [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, A LITTLE, YEAH. YEAH, THERE'S LIKE-- Jimmy: REALLY?
YEAH, THERE IS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU WON'T KNOW
UNTIL YOU KNOW. Jimmy: OH. IT'S LIKE "THE DA VINCI
CODE," YOU'RE SORT OF LIKE PUTTING THINGS TOGETHER. BUT THERE IS-- THERE IS A
A THING THAT ONCE THE SEASON BEGINS AIRING, IT MAY GET RELATED BACK TO THIS MOMENT.
Jimmy: I'LL TAKE IT. [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I WILL TAKE IT. WE JUST HAD JENNIFER ANISTON ON THE SHOW.
HAVE YOU GUYS EVER MET BEFORE? NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I'M A BIG FAN. Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO, WE'RE ALL FANS.
YEAH. Jimmy: FREAKING OUT, RIGHT? WE GREW UP WITH-- YEAH.
Jimmy: I WAS JUST THINKING, LIKE, IF THE CAST OF "FRIENDS" WERE ANYTHING LIKE THE CAST--
- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER AND CHEERS ] - - OF "SUCCESSION," WHO WOULD BE WHO?
OH. OH. UM, I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE GREG
HAS GOT TO BE PHOEBE. RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: OKAY. OKAY. YEAH, I THINK SO.
AND THEN-- AND KENDALL IS ROSS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WHY? 'CAUSE HE'S SAD. HIS SAD FACE.
Jimmy: HE HAS SAD FACE, YEAH. HE'S LIKE REAL SAD.
Jimmy: SAD ALL THE TIME. LIKE, SERIOUS SAD FACE. HE'S LIKE, "OH, OH."
Jimmy: YEAH. UM, AND THEN, LIKE, SHIV IS MONICA, 'CAUSE SHE'S GOT HER
[ BLEEP ] TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER ] OR SHE'S GOT HER STUFF
TOGETHER. CHANDLER'S ROMAN, THEN. JOEY IS TOM, AND THEN LOGAN IS
RACHEL. Jimmy: WOW, LOGAN'S RACHEL? YEAH, YEAH.
THE WORLD, YOU KNOW, REVOLVES AROUND-- Jimmy: YEAH, THERE-- ALL
RIGHT, GOOD. IT'S LIKE IT TURNS ON AN AXIS.
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE THAT. SEASON 4 PREMIERES ON SUNDAY,
WHAT SHOULD PEOPLE KNOW GOING INTO THIS? OH, I MEAN, PROBABLY WHAT
HAPPENED IN THE LAST FOUR-- THREE SEASONS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: NO, BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, IF YOU JUST WANT TO HOP RIGHT IN.
YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH. AS A FAMILY, THEY REALLY GET
ALONG WITH EACH OTHER. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S NOT A CONFLICT IN IT AT ALL. YEAH, YEAH, JUST BIG HUGS ALL
AROUND. Jimmy: YEAH. YEAH.
Jimmy: SOMEONE'S TRYING TO TAKE OVER-- YES.
Jimmy:-- THE BUSINESS. YEAH. WHO'S GOING TO WIN?
Jimmy: AND EVERY CHARACTER IS SO WELL ACTED AND SO WELL PLAYED THAT YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE THIS THING. YEAH, DEFINITELY. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO
SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S SARAH SNOOK IN "SUCCESSION."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
TAKING TO THE JIMENEZ TRANSITION TEAM. WELL, NO.
OH, NO? NO. NO?
OKAY, SO IT'S LIES THAT OUR FRIEND TOLD US, THEY'RE LYING TO US?
OH, I'VE TALKED TO THEM, BUT IT'S BECAUSE I'M HELPING THEM OUT, AS YOU ALREADY KNOW.
OKAY, SO YOU ARE TALKING? NO, I RETURNED A CALL. THEY WANT TO, YOU KNOW, TALK
ABOUT TALKING. OH, THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT TALKING.
WHAT? COME ON, THEY HAVEN'T WON THE ELECTION, AND THEY MIGHT NOT,
AND DAD MIGHT NOT SELL, AND YOU TWO MIGHT BAIL, AND IT'S A A MAYBE, MAYBE, MAYBE,
SITUATION. Jimmy: YES, IT'S SO FUN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SARAH SNOOK, EVERYONE. SEASON 4 OF "SUCCESSION" PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY ON HBO
AND HBO MAX. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] PREACHER LAWSON PERFORMS
STAND-UP WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
JUNE, ON HIS "LOC'D N LOADED" TOUR. PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY
PREACHER LAWSON.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. GOOD TO BE BACK. HEY, IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY LAST
WEEK, BABY. YAY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ THAT'S COOL. PISCES SEASON, AY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS--
NOTHING, 'CAUSE IT'S NOT REAL. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY, AND
IT'S REALLY COOL, MAN, MY BIRTHDAY AND STUFF, MAN. IT WAS-- I HAD A GOOD TIME.
I HAD A-- I GUESS THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT RIGHT NOW. THAT'S WHAT I FEEL LIKE.
IT'S AWESOME, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND NOBODY, NOBODY ASK FOR MY
AGE, 'CAUSE IT'S RUDE. YOU EVER ASK SOMEONE THEIR AGE, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "I'M NOT
GONNA TELL YOU." IT'S LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, BUT, I CAN SEE YOU, YOU KNOW?"
[ LAUGHTER ] "YOUR FACE IS SNITCHING ON YOU RIGHT NOW."
LIKE, WHAT IF I WAS LIKE "NOBODY ASK MY RACE." [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU BE LIKE, "A'IGHT, BUT PROBABLY BLACK.' [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I DIDN'T DO MUCH FOR MY BIRTHDAY. I WAS STUDYING A LOT.
I'M TRYING TO LEARN SPANISH, 'CAUSE THAT'S MY WIFE'S FIRST LANGUAGE, YOU KNOW.
SO, YEAH, JUST IN CASE SHE STARTS TRASHING ME TO THE FAMILY, I CAN BE LIKE, "QUE?"
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT'S ALL I GOT. BUT I GOT TIME.
'CAUSE I AIN'T MET HER YET. BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I KNOW WHAT ME GUSTA, ALL RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
YEAH. YEAH. NO, MY TYPE IS WOMEN THAT LIKE
ME BACK. THAT'S MY JAM RIGHT THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'M SINGLE. AND I'VE BEEN SINGLE FOR LIKE, FOUR YEARS, I THINK.
FOUR YEARS, TWO MONTHS, EIGHT DAYS, NINE HOURS, I DON'T FULLY REMEMBER.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT I HATE BEING SINGLE. THE ONLY TIME I WANT TO BE
SINGLE IS WHEN I'M IN A A RELATIONSHIP. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT I PICK REALLY GOOD EXES. MAN, I LOVE MY EXES. THEY'RE GREAT.
YOU KNOW, I KNOW I COMPLIMENT MY EX, AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WELL, IF YOUR EX IS SO COOL,
WHY YOU BREAK UP WITH THEM?" 'CAESE I BROKE UP WITH ALL OF THEM, UNDEFEATED.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ]
I JUST-- I'M NOT GOING TO TRASH MY EX. YOU EVER MEET THAT PERSON?
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. EVERY TIME I MEET SOMEBODY, THEY CRAZY," YOU KNOW?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S YOU, YOU'RE THE REASON. 'CAUSE I DATED ONE PERSON THAT
WAS CRAZY, AND I KNEW IT THE WHOLE TIME. I REMEMBER THE FIRST DATE.
I WAS LIKE, "OH." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "I'MA TRY IT OUT."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] IT WAS GREAT. I LOVED IT, MAN.
[ APPLAUSE ] YEAH. BUT SHE USED TO LIE A LOT.
SHE LIED A LOT. WHICH IS OKAY, IT'S LIKE SPICE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
EVERYBODY LIKES-- NO ONE LIKES PEPPER PASTA, BUT WHO DON'T LIKE A LITTLE PEPPER ON THEIR
PASTA? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I LIE TOO. I DO REGULAR LIES, THOUGH. I SAY STUFF LIKE, "ON MY WAY."
OR, WHEN I'M ON, LIKE, AN EMERGENCY EXIT ROW ON A PLANE, AND THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT IS
LIKE "HEY, ARE YOU WILLING AND ABLE TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE--" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"-- FOR A BUNCH OF STRANGERS FOR A LITTLE BIT OF EXTRA LEG ROOM?"
I'M LIKE, "YEAH." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, I'M NOT.
I REMEMBER SITTING THERE, SOME LADY NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE "I AM NOT ABLE TO DO THAT.
I'M SO SORRY, I CAN'T." AND LIKE, SHE MOVED AND WENT TO THE BACK.
ME NEITHER, STUPID, I'M LYING, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, I JUST WANT TO DO THIS. I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE BACK. NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE
UNCOMFORTABLE, FOLDING UP IN YOUR HONESTY. PEOPLE GONNA SCOOT THEIR BOOTY
PAST YOUR NECK. "'SCUSE ME, SORRY." [ LAUGHTER ]
"I'M SO SORRY. I'M TRYING TO GET TO MY SEAT, 84D.
I'VE JUST GOT TO--" [ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS ] "OH, DID I PASS IT?
OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, MY BAD." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
"OKAY. HERE'S MY BOOTY AGAIN, STRANGER.
I'M SORRY." I DO LIES LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW. I DO LIE A LOT.
I'M NOT EVEN BLACK, CHECK IT OUT. [ LAUGHTER ]
"MY NAME IS JERRY." NO, I'M BLACK. I'VE BEEN BLACK MY WHOLE LIFE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DID DO A "23ANDME," IT SAID I WAS 13% IRISH.
I WAS LIKE, WHAT? WHERE'D THAT COME FROM? I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] YOU GET WHAT I MEAN? I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND,
HE'S LIKE "I'M NOT GIVING THE GOVERNMENT MY DNA, YOU KIDDING ME?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU GOT A CELL PHONE. IT'S TOO LATE, MAN."
REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO TALK ABOUT THINGS, AND ADS'LL POP UP.
YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD." IT'D FREAK YOU OUT-- "I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT."
NOW WHEN IT HAPPENS, YOU'RE LIKE, "THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. I FORGOT TO ORDER THAT ON
AMAZON." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW?
I'M NOT GETTING THE CHIP IN MY BRAIN. BUT I KNOW TEN YEARS FROM NOW,
I'LL BE LIKE, "THEY GOT NETFLIX ON THE CHIP?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HE'S LIKE, "I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT. I'M TALKING ABOUT HOW SOMEONE
DID THAT TEST, THEY MATCHED IT WITH A MURDER, HE'S IN JAIL NOW."
AND I WAS LIKE, "WORD. DID YOU MURDER SOMEBODY?" [ LAUGHTER ]
"'CAUSE YOU SHOULD LET ME KNOW." THAT'S MY TIME, Y'ALL.
MY NAME IS PREACHER LAWSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
Jimmy: COME ON, BUD. COME ON, BROTHER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
PREACHER LAWSON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SEE HIS "LOC'D N LOADED" TOUR
THROUGHOUT EUROPE THIS JUNE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY,
COME ON BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
JENNIFER ANISTON, SARAH SNOOK, PREACHER LAWSON, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ♪