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Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART

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OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."

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TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS -
BRENDAN FRASER

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TAN FRANCE
MUSICAL GUEST LIZZY McALPINE
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY

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ROOTS CREW
Questlove: 1806

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Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON

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♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
DO YOU FEEL IT
DO YOU FEEL THE LOVE

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WELCOME!
WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."

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YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU.

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THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
WELL, GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME
NEWS HERE.

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TIKTOK JUST ANNOUNCED THAT ALL
USERS UNDER 18 WILL SOON HAVE
THEIR ACCOUNTS AUTOMATICALLY

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SET TO A ONE-HOUR DAILY SCREEN
TIME LIMIT
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A TIKTOK LIMIT IS ROUGH.
PRETTY SOON, KIDS WILL BE
FORCED TO WATCH SLIGHTLY LONGER

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VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN THAT-- WHAT IS THE

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WORLD COMING TO?
BUT THIS IS NICE, FACEBOOK
SAID, "IF YOU NEED HELP MAKING

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KIDS QUIT YOUR APP, LET US
KNOW."
[ LAUGHTER ]

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SOME POLITICAL NEWS.
TODAY A BIPARTISAN GROUP OF
LAWMAKERS REINTRODUCED A BILL

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TO MAKE DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME PERMANENT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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MAN, IF BIDEN GETS THIS DONE,
THERE'S NO WAY HE'S LOSING
IN 2024.

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[ LAUGHTER ]
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.
GET RID OF THAT THING.

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"IT'S FOR THE FARMERS.
LIKE, NO, IT'S NOT
Steve: NO

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Jimmy: "IT'S FOR KIDS."
YOU GO, "NO ONE KNOWS WHY WE'RE
DOING THIS."

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AN EXTRA HOUR.
RIGHT NOW, EVERY KID'S LIKE,

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"SWEET, WE'RE GONNA GET AN
EXTRA HOUR OF TIKTOK
AWESOME!

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[ LAUGHTER ]
ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS GET
APPLE ON BOARD BECAUSE WHATEVER

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TIME MY iPHONE SAYS IT IS,
THAT'S THE TIME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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HEY, I SAW THAT HOUSE DEMOCRATS
ARE CURRENTLY IN BALTIMORE ON
A RETREAT WHERE THEY'RE TRYING

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TO OUTLINE A WINNING STRATEGY
FOR 2024
CHECK OUT WHAT SOME OF THEM HAD

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TO SAY ABOUT THE BIG RETREAT
FIRST UP, CONGRESSMAN
JOSH HARDER SAID, "WE HAVE TO

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WORK TOGETHER.
IF WE CAN'T AGREE ON A
A STRATEGY, WINNING

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IN 2024 WILL BE MUCH, WELL, MY
LAST NAME.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CONGRESSMAN COLIN ALLRED SAID,
"YEAH, IF WE DEMOCRATS AREN'T

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UNITED, IN A COUPLE YEARS,
CONGRESS WILL BE, WELL, MY LAST
NAME."

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[ LAUGHTER ]
THEN CONGRESSWOMAN SUSAN WILD
SAID, "SURE, BUT AFTER WE

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FIGURE OUT OUR STRATEGY, WE'RE
GONNA HIT THE TOWN AND GO
ABSOLUTELY BUCK, WELL, MY LAST

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NAME."
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUCK WILD.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEN CONGRESSMAN ED CASE SAID,
"I'M GONNA UNLEASH AT THIS

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THING.
I'M NOT DRINKING A SIX PACK OF
BUD, I'M DRINKING A WHOLE,

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WELL, MY LAST NAME."
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEN CONGRESSMAN JARED HUFFMAN

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SAID, "NO DRINKS FOR ME, BUT I
HAVE A CAN OF SPRAY PAINT IN A
A PAPER BACK IF YOU WANT TO

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TAKE A, WELL, MY LAST NAME."
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEN CONGRESSWOMAN

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LISA BLUNT -
[ LAUGHTER ]
Steve: OH

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Jimmy:-- LISA BLUNT ROCHESTER
SAID, "THIS YEAR WE'LL DRINK

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BEERS IN BALTIMORE, BUT NEXT
YEAR I HOPE WE SMOKE, WELL, MY
MIDDLE NAME UP IN, WELL, MY

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LAST NAME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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THEN CONGRESSWOMAN DEBORAH ROSS
SAID, I LIKE TO THINK OF US
DEMOCRATS AS A BUNCH OF

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FRIENDS.
CHUCK SCHUMER IS CHANDLER,
NANCY PELOSI IS PHOEBE, AND

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I'M, WELL, MY LAST NAME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, CONGRESSMAN

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DAN GOLDMAN SAID, "I LOVE
'FRIENDS!'
IT'S PURE GOLD, MAN, AND

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WELL-- WAIT
I MESSED UP.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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[ RIM SHOT ]
SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS, TODAY
WAS THE FIRST BIG DAY OF

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SPEECHES AT THE CONSERVATIVE
POLITICAL ACTION CONFERENCE, CPAC

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OF COURSE, PRESIDENT TRUMP--
FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS
ATTENDING CPAC

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HOWEVER, A LOT OF OTHER TOP
REPUBLICANS AREN'T
BUT TRUMP SAID THAT'S BECAUSE

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"THE CROWDS HAVE NO INTEREST IN
ANYTHING THEY HAVE TO SAY.
THEY HAVE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE,

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AND DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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TRUMP WAS LIKE, "YOU CAN'T
REPEAT YOURSELF.
THAT'S WHY MY CAMPAIGN SLOGAN

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IS--"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN,

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AGAIN (AGAIN).
[ LAUGHTER ]
"DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF

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DON'T DO IT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
ACTUALLY, TRUMP'S EXCITED TO BE

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THERE.
HE ACTUALLY SPENT ALL DAY IN
THE LOBBY SIGNING COPIES OF HIS

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CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
Steve: OH
Jimmy: YEAH

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[ LAUGHTER ]
SWITCHING GEARS, SOME
ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

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THE THIRD SEASON OF "THE
MANDALORIAN" JUST PREMIERED.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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AND WE ALL LOVE BABY YODA, BUT
NOW EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT

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ANOTHER FAN FAVORITE CHARACTER
HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GUY.

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WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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Jimmy: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
APPARENTLY, THE CLIP IS SO

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POPULAR IT EVEN INSPIRED A
A NUMBER ONE DANCE REMIX

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HERE NOW IS THE VIDEO FOR THE
NEW TRACK "WHAT DO YOU WANT.

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WHAT DO YOU WANT ♪
♪ CAN YOU FIX I
WHAT DO YOU WANT

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WITHOUT THE MEMORY CIRCUIT ♪
♪ WHAT DO YOU WAN
CAN YO

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WHAT DO YOU WANT
FIX IT ♪
♪ WHAT DO YOU WAN

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CAN YOU FIX IT NO
HE SAID HE CAN'T FIX IT ♪

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♪ OKA
HE SAID HE CAN'T FIX I
I GOT IT ♪

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♪ HE SAID HE CAN'
HE SAID HE CAN'T
HE SAID HE CAN'T ♪

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♪ WHAT DO YOU WAN
I GOT IT ♪
Jimmy: THERE YOU GO

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?
DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?

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TODAY SPACEX LAUNCHED A CREW TO
THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE
STATION, AFTER THE FIRST

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ATTEMPT EARLIER THIS WEEK WAS
CANCELLED DUE TO A CLOGGED FILTER

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YEAH, IT'S THE FIRST TIME
A SPACE AGENCY DEALT WITH
SOMEONE BY CALLING IN THE POOL

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GUY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"TRACE, YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK

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AT THIS?
"DO I GOTTA PUT MY SHIRT ON?
"HELL NO."

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEP, A CLOGGED FILTER.
IT'S ALWAYS FUN WHEN A LAUNCH

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DELAY CAN BE FIXED BY SOMEONE
GOING--
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[ LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING OF FLIGHT ISSUES, I
HEARD THAT A SPIRIT AIRLINES

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PLANE HAD TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY
LANDING AFTER A BATTERY IN THE
OVERHEAD BIN CAUGHT ON FIRE.

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[ AUDIENCE OOHS
SPIRIT WAS LIKE, "PHEW, GOOD
THING IT WASN'T ONE OF OUR

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WOODEN PLANES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, THE FIRE WAS EITHER

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CAUSED BY A BATTERY OR THE
PILOT WAS PLAYING WITH
FIRECRACKERS IN THE COCKPIT

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AGAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEY GOTTA HIRE BETTER PEOPLE.

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LISTEN TO THIS
DICTIONARY.COM JUST ADDED OVER
300 NEW WORDS.

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THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT.
AND IT MIGHT EXPLAIN SOME OTHER

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CHANGES THEY MADE TOO.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS COMMERCIAL

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300 NEW WORDS TO ITS ONLINE

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DATABASE, SUCH AS, HELLSCAPE,
PETFLUENCER, AND CYBERFLASH.
AND TO MAKE ROOM FOR THESE NEW

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ADDITIONS, WE'RE ELIMINATING
WORDS THAT EVERYONE HATES, SUCH
AS MOIST, PHLEGM, JOWL -

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- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
- - SMEAR, SPLURGE, SNORKEL,
OINTMENT, HOAGIE, NOUGAT,

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CONGEAL,
CURDLE, BULBOUS, LARD, CLOG,
GLUG, GLOB, GARGLE, BLURB,

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SQUIRT, AND NUTMEAT. DICTIONARY.COM
YOU'RE NEXT, "BLOWHOLE."

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Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, HEY, THIS IS FUN

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TODAY IS NATIONAL READ ACROSS
AMERICA DAY.
Steve: YEAH

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: SO, SHOUTOUT TO
EVERYONE WHO'S GOT ME ON WITH

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SUBTITLES RIGHT NOW.
HEY, YOU'RE AWESOME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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YEAH, IT'S NATIONAL READ ACROSS
AMERICA DAY, SO I THOUGHT WE
COULD MAYBE GO AROUND AND EACH

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SHARE A BOOK RECOMMENDATION.
I'LL GO FIRST, OKAY.
I LOVE "TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW,

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AND TOMORROW" BY
GABRIELLE ZEVIN.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT.

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HOW ABOUT YOU, TARIQ
Tariq: I GOTTA GO WITH GOOD
OLD "FAHRENHEIT 451.

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Jimmy: OH
IT'S A CLASSIC DYSTOPIAN
TALE OF, YOU KNOW, THE DANGERS

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OF CENSORSHIP.
Jimmy: OH YEAH, THAT'S
A GOOD ONE

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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
HIGGINS?
Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT, I LIKE

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TOLSTOY'S "WAR AND PEACE."
I KNOW IT'S LONG, BUT IT'S
WORTH IT

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Jimmy: "WAR AND PEACE."
I'VE STILL GOTTA CHECK THAT ONE OUT.

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WHAT ABOUT YOU, JAMES?
OH, MAN
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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OH, MY FAVORITE BOOK IS "DOCTOR
SCHMOYO'S FREAKY FROYO FACTORY"
BY TODD NUTBUSH.

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THIS BOOK HAS IT ALL, JIMMY.
HUMOR, ROMANCE, THRILLS, PURE
CARNAL SEX -

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[ LAUGHTER ]
FROZEN YOGURT RECIPES, AND HEARTBREAK

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[ LAUGHTER ]
I COULDN'T STOP CRYING WHILE
READING IT

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I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "IS
SOMEONE CHOPPING ONIONS?
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SURE ENOUGH, MY FRIEND, SMOOTH
JEFFREY, WAS CUTTING SOME
VIDALIA ONIONS IN THE SAME

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ROOM
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU SEE, I CURRENTLY LIVE WITH

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A ROOMMATE BECAUSE I LOST MOST
OF MY SAVINGS ON NFTs.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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BUT NOT THOSE NFTs
I'M TALKING--
Steve: HA HA!

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SHUT UP
NICE FITTING TOP HATS.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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OH, COME ON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Questlove: WOW
WOW!
SMOOTH JEFFREY SAID I LOOK

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LIKE A LEPRECHAUN, SO I'VE BEEN
WORKING ON MY ACCENT
CHECK IT OUT

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[ LAUGHTER ]
"THEY'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL
ME IRISH CEREAL.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YEAH, I PROBABLY WON'T BE
GETTING A CALL FROM "MAD TV"

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ANY TIME SOON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
LOL.

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ANYWAY, HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S
DAY.
"DON'T FORGET TO READ A BOOK

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TODAY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
Steve: WOW, IS HE OKAY?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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Jimmy: GUYS, I READ THAT TWO
PEOPLE IN TEXAS WERE JUST
ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY RUNNING

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AN ORGANIZED SCENTED CANDLE
THEFT RING
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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YEAH, AND LIKE ALL CANDLE
RELATED CRIMES, THEY CALLED IN
JOHN WICK.

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Steve: OH
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Jimmy: AND FINALLY, THREE
ENGINEERS BROKE A WORLD RECORD
AFTER THEY MADE A PAPER

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AIRPLANE THAT FLEW ALMOST
300 FEET
[ CHEERS ]

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RIGHT NOW SPIRIT AIRLINES IS
LIKE, "AH, WHY DIDN'T WE THINK
OF PAPER?"

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW

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GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
Jimmy: THAT'S THE GREATEST.
THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN

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SURPRISING JAMES WITH CUE CARDS
DURING THE SHOW, A LIVE SHOW
THANK YOU FOR BEING A GOOD

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SPORT, JAMES
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.

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I LOVE THIS GUY.
Steve: I LOVE THIS GUY.
Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE.

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HE'S NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY
AWARD FOR HIS ROLE IN "THE
WHALE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS

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AND ON DEMAND NOW.
BRENDAN FRASER IS HERE TONIGHT
Steve: WOW.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: HE'S A GOOD MAN.
PLUS, THE NEW SEASON OF HIS

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SHOW, "NEXT IN FASHION," BEGINS
STREAMING TOMORROW ON NETFLIX.
FASHION EXPERT OF "QUEER EYE'S"

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FAB FIVE, TAN FRANCE IS JOINING US
Steve: YEAH

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT GREAT
MUSIC FROM LIZZY McALPINE,

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Steve: WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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Jimmy: SHE'S GREAT.
I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF PRESS
FOR "THAT'S MY JAM."

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"THAT'S MY JAM" SEASON TWO
PREMIERES TUESDAY.
I'VE BEEN DOING PRESS.

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I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF RADIO
INTERVIEWS AND TV INTERVIEWS
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

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AND THIS MORNING I WAS ON ONE
OF OUR PAL'S, "ELVIS DURAN AND
THE MORNING SHOW."

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AND I WENT ON THERE--
I LOVE HIM
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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HI, DANIELLE, HI, GANDHI
A GREAT CREW OVER THERE.
AND THEY WANTED TO PLAY A GAME

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AND THEY SAID, "THIS IS SUCH A
A DUMB GAME THAT WE'RE
PLAYING.

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AND I GO, "I LOVE DUMB GAMES
WHAT IS IT?"
AND IT'S CALLED, "I'M THINKING

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OF A PASTA."
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME.

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AND I GO, "OKAY.
AND SO, THE WHOLE IDEA IS ELVIS
WAS JUST THINKING OF A PASTA,

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AND I HAD TO GUESS
SO I THOUGHT-- I SAID, "I WANT
TO TAKE THAT GAME.

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I WANT TO PLAY IT ON 'THE
TONIGHT SHOW.'
HE GOES, "YOU'D BE OUT OF YOUR

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MIND TO TAKE THAT GAME."
AND I AM OUT OF MY MIND.
SO, HERE WE GO TO PLAY THE

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GAME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO, I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME.

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HIGGINS, TARIQ, QUESTLOVE, YOU
WANT TO PLAY WITH ME
I'M GONNA WRITE DOWN A PASTA

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Steve: OKAY
Jimmy: I'M THINKING OF
A PASTA, OKAY.

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♪
EH-HUH, MM-HUH, MM-HUH
MM-HUH, MM

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Steve: WAIT A SECOND.
Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO GIVE
ANYTHING AWAY.

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ALL RIGHT.
NOW, HERE WE GO.
I'M THINKING OF A PASTA.

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QUESTLOVE, WHAT PASTA-- OH,
HOW 'BOUT THIS
IF YOU GUESS IT RIGHT, EVERYONE

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IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A PINT OF
TONIGHT DOUGH BEN AND JERRY'S
ICE CREAM.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'M JUST SAYING.
YOU WANT TO LET THESE PEOPLE

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DOWN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON, DUDE!

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ALL RIGHT.
I'M THINKING OF A PASTA.
Steve: MAN, THAT'S A LOT OF

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PRESSURE
Jimmy: I'M THINKING OF
A PASTA.

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HERE WE GO
Steve: WHOA
Questlove: ALL RIGHT.

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AND IT FALLS ON ME TO GUESS IT
Jimmy: WELL, WE HAVE YOU,
TARIQ, AND THEN HIGGINS, YEAH.

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BUT I'M THINKING OF A PASTA.
ALL RIGHT
I'LL GO EASY

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I'LL SAY RIGATONI.
Steve: OOH.
Jimmy: NOT TRUE

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NOT GOOD
NOT GOOD
IT IS NOT RIGATONI

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
COME ON, FOCUS UP.
TARIQ?

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I AM THINKING OF A PASTA
Tariq: OKAY

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OKAY
I'M GONNA SAY FUSILLI.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS

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[ LAUGHTER ]
[ SAD TUBA ]
Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

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ABOUT?
FUSILLI?
YOU THOUGHT THAT'S THE PASTA

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I'M--
Tariq: BECAUSE YOU'RE SILLY
I FIGURED SILLY, FUSILLI

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ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER
[ LAUGHTER ]

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Jimmy: I'M THINKING OF
A PASTA!
HIGGINS, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER

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FOR 25 YEARS
YOU ARE ITALIAN.
Steve: YES.

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Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN TO ITALY
Steve: YES.
Jimmy: WE'VE SHARED MANY

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A MEAL TOGETHER.
I'M THINKING OF A PASTA, AND
THE AUDIENCE IS GETTING ICE

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CREAM IF YOU GUESS IT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HIGGINS, I'M THINKING OF A

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A PASTA.
Steve: I'M GONNA SAY, SINCE
YOU'VE PLAYED THIS ONCE BEFORE,

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YOU PROBABLY DID A FANCY ONE
LIKE FUSILLI
AND I'M GOING TO SAY YOU'RE

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GOING TO GO, LIKE, EVERY DAY--
I'M GOING TO SAY PENNE
[ AUDIENCE OOHS

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Jimmy: PENNE!
[ BELL DINGING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT WAS IT!

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PENNE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S WHAT I SAID PENNE.

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EVERYONE'S GOING HOME WITH SOME
ICE CREAM!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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Steve: WHOO
Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, ELVIS.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

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IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS."
HERE WE GO

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HASHTAGS."
HERE WE GO

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ HASHTAG

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HASHTAGS ♪
Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING
EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT

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A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO
RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC.
SO SINCE MY SHOW "THAT'S MY

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JAM" IS PREMIERING NEXT WEEK, I
WENT ON TWITTER AND SENT OUT
THE HASHTAG "THAT'S MY JAM."

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AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO SEND IN
SOME FUNNY OR WEIRD THINGS THAT
YOU LIKE TO DO, THINGS THAT ARE

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YOUR JAM
WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS
A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S.,

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SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF

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MY FAVORITE "THAT'S MY JAM"
TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS
HERE WE GO

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THIS FIRST ONE'S FROM
@71MELIWOE
SHE SAYS, "ROLLING DOWN THE

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WINDOW AND MOOING AT COWS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I DO THAT.

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THAT'S MY JAM.
I DO IT TOO.
"MOO, MOO, MOO."

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE'S FROM @JACO0721.
Steve: MM

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Jimmy: THEY SAY, "ACTING
LIKE I CAN'T HEAR ANYBODY WHILE
WEARING AIR PODS WITH NO MUSIC

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GOING.
THAT'S MY JAM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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THIS ONE'S FROM
@EXPLAURENAROUND
SHE SAYS, "PRETENDING I HAVE A

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A LIMP WHEN I GET OUT OF THE
ELEVATOR ON THE SECOND FLOOR."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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Steve: NICE
Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
@RAMANDWILDCAT

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SHE SAYS, "THAT'S MY JAM,
TAKING A COUPLE OF GUMMIES AND
MAKING A SEVEN MINUTE VIDEO OF

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MY CAT SLEEPING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Steve: WHAT

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THAT'S YOUR JAM?
Jimmy: THAT'S THEIR JAM
THIS IS FROM @PIERRELAFRANCE0.

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HE SAYS, "KEEPING A PLASTIC BAG
FULL OF PLASTIC BAGS UNDER THE
SINK IN CASE I EVER NEED

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10,000 BAGS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT IS OUR JAM.

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WE ALL HAVE THAT
Steve: WE'VE ALL GOT THAT
Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM

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@DJTHEOLDMAN
HE SAYS, "WINNING PRETEND
ARGUMENTS IN THE SHOWER.

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"WELL, THERE."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TAKE THE W

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A WIN'S A WIN.
[ APPLAUSE ]
THIS ONE'S FROM

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@UBIQUITOUSBDOG.
THEY SAY, "WHEN MY DOG DOESN'T
LISTEN TO ME, I REPEAT IT IN

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SPANISH.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"SPEAK

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SPEAK.
HABLA.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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"HABLA."
LAST ONE FROM @NOTLOGGEDIN
SHE SAYS, "DIPPING FRENCH FRIES

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IN MY MILKSHAKE.
THAT'S MY JAM!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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THAT'S CORRECT
THERE YOU HAVE IT, THOSE ARE
OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS."

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TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES GO TO
TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS

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"THAT'S MY JAM" TUESDAY NIGHT,
10:00 P.M.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

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BRENDAN FRASER
COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
>>> Jimmy: THIS IS "PEARLS OF
WISDOM" WITH GOAT LEG GREG

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GILVIN OF THE TREE, SHOW YOURSELF
[ LAUGHTER ]

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[ BAD FLUTE PLAYING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NOW, DELIGHT US WITH YOUR

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BRILLIANT TAKE ON THAT WHICH WE
CALL -
[ LAUGHTER ]

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>>> UNWIND YOUR MIND AS WE
JOURNEY DEEP INTO THE MYSTIC
FOREST REALM TO DISCOVER

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"PEARLS OF WISDOM" WITH
GOAT LEG GREG AND GILVIN OF THE TREE

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Jimmy: HELLO.
I'M GOAT LEG GREG.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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AND THIS IS "PEARLS OF WISDOM
WITH GOAT LEG GREG."
GILVIN OF THE TREE, SHOW

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YOURSELF
T'IS I.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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GILVIN OF THE TREE
[ LAUGHTER ]
COMMENCE THY PEARLS, GREG.

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ENLIGHTEN US WITH YOUR THOUGHTS
ABOUT "THE BACHELOR"
[ LAUGHTER ]

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♪
Jimmy: THERE'S 30 YOUNG
LADIES, 15 ARE NAMED KATIE, ALL

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SEARCHING FOR MR. RIGHT.
I WATCHED THE FIRST FEW BUT
SLEPT HALFWAY THROUGH.

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'CAUSE ZACH IS BORING AS
[ BLEEP
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, GREG

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THE TRUTH IS WHAT THOU SPEAKETH
[ LAUGHTER ]

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NOW DELIGHT US WITH YOUR
BRILLIANT TAKE ON THAT WHICH WE
CALL SPRING BREAK!

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[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
♪
Jimmy: SPRING BREAK IS HERE

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IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR
A WEEK FULL OF FUN AND DEBAUCHERY

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IF YOU MAKE A LOVE CONNECTION,
YOU BEST USE PROTECTION.
OR YOU'LL GET A RASH DOWN IN

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YOUR DE-CROTCH-ERY
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
♪

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[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S A CLASSIC GREG
YOU SPEAKETH WHAT THE REST OF

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US MERELY DOTH THINKETH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE THE REAL GOAT

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GREATEST OF ALL-TIME
TOPICAL-TALKER
NOW OPINE--

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[ BLEEP
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NOW OPINE, IF YOU WILL, ABOUT

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SHAMROCK SHAKES!
♪
[ LAUGHTER ]

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Jimmy: SHAMROCK SHAKE,
SHAMROCK SHAKE, OH, HOW IT
QUENCHES ME THIRST

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IT'S GREEN AND BRIGHT BUT LOOKS
JUST LIKE BABY YODA GOT THE SQUIRTS.

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♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE,

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GREG
OH, HOW YOUR WORDS TICKLE THE
TONGUE WITH THE TITILLATING

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TALES OF TANTALIZINGLY TORRID
TOTALLY TOADS.
BRAVO, GREG.

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BRAVO, I SAY
[ LAUGHTER ]
BRAVO TO YOU

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Jimmy: GILVIN, GILVIN, ENOUGH
IT IS TIME FOR MY FINAL PEARL.

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OOH
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪

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THE FINAL, FINAL-- THE FINAL
PEARL!
♪

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COMMENCE THY FINAL PEARL, GREG
OH, DO ONE ABOUT THE "COCAINE
BEAR."

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Jimmy: THERE ONCE WAS A BEAR
ON COCAINE
THE FOREST CREATURES THOUGHT

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HIM INSANE
SO, HE QUIT COKE RIGHT THERE,
MET SMOKY THE BEAR, AND LIT UP

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SOME SWEET MARY JANE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT WAS IT

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THAT WAS IT!
THAT'S THE ONE
YOU DID IT, GREG

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♪
YOU DID IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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GOOD-BYE, GREG
GOOD-BYE
Jimmy: FAREWELL, GILVIN

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FAREWELL, GILVIN
AND FAREWELL -
[ SCREAMING

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[ LAUGHTER ]
GILVIN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
GILVIN

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GILVIN, ARE YOU--
[ LAUGHTER ]
GILVIN

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FAREWELL TO YOU ALL.
THIS HAS BEEN "PEARLS OF WISDOM

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WITH GOAT LEG GREG."
STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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WE'RE TALKING TO
BRENDAN FRASER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
Jimmy: KE HUY QUAN WAS IN
"ENCINO MAN.

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I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS SCENE.
NOW YOU'RE BOTH NOMINATED FOR

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ACADEMY AWARDS
DID YOU GET TO -
[ APPLAUSE ]

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ISN'T THAT COOL?
IT WAS SO GREAT
Jimmy: ISN'T THAT COOL?

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WE SAW EACH OTHER AT AN
ACTOR'S ROUND TABLE WHERE WE

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MET EVERYBODY AT FIRST
IT'S LIKE, "KE, YOU'RE HERE AND
I'M HERE AND WE'RE STILL HERE.

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A S.A.G. AWARD WINNER AND AN
OSCAR NOMINEE--
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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FOR HIS CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED
ROLE IN "THE WHALE," WHICH IS
IN THEATERS AND ON DEMAND NOW.

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EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME
BRENDAN FRASER

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
♪

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Jimmy: COME ON!
THAT'S A MOVIE STAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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THAT IS A MOVIE STAR
YOU'RE A STUD.
THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK.

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AND THANK YOU.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SARERERERERE
CHARACACTER THAT LOOKED LIKE YOU

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GOAT LEG GREG.
WHO WAS THAT GUY?
Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW

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BUT HE'S A GOOD ACTOR.
I LOVE HIM
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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Jimmy: I WANT TO START BY
SAYING, YOU'VE HAD AN
INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE YEAR.

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IT'S GOTTA BE PROBABLY AN
INCREDIBLE FEW YEARS
YOU'RE WAITING FOR ALL THIS

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STUFF TO COME OUT.
WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE WINNING ALL THESE

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AWARDS
YOU JUST WON A S.A.G. AWARD.
YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR -

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE ALL-- WE ALL LOVE YOU HERE

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HAS IT BEEN A WHIRLWIND?
YES
Jimmy: OR WHAT DOES IT FEEL

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LIKE
YES
IT'S BEEN HUMBLING, TO TELL YOU

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THE TRUTH.
Jimmy: REALLY
A LOT HAPPENS ALL AT ONCE

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AND I'VE BEEN REALLY HAPPY TO
GET TO KNOW ALL OF THE OTHER
NOMINEES IN THE CATEGORY

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WE HAVE A PROFOUND RESPECT FOR
EACH OTHER THAT WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH, LIKE, THIS GAUNTLET IN

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THE LAST SIX, EIGHT WEEKS,
WHATEVER IT'S BEEN
Jimmy: I MEAN, ONE OF YOUR

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FIRST BREAKOUT ROLES WAS IN
"ENCINO MAN.
HOLD YOUR AP -

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE
THEY CLAP BEFORE I COULD MAKE

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THE JOKE
BUT KE HUY QUAN WAS IN "ENCINO
MAN.

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I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS SCENE.
NOW YOU'RE BOTH NOMINATED FOR

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ACADEMY AWARDS
DID YOU GET TO -
[ APPLAUSE ]

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ISN'T THAT COOL?
IT WAS SO GREAT
Jimmy: ISN'T THAT COOL?

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WE SAW EACH OTHER AT AN
ACTOR'S ROUND TABLE WHERE WE
MET EVERYBODY AT FIRST

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IT'S LIKE, "KE, YOU'RE HERE AND
I'M HERE AND WE'RE STILL HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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IT'S LIKE, "YES.
WE GOT IT.
WE'RE STILL HERE."

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Jimmy: WE'RE STILL HERE
YES!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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YOU ARE DEFINITELY STILL HERE.
HOW EXCITING
HOW FUN IS THAT?

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I WATCHED THE S.A.G. AWARDS,
AND YOU HAD A VERY NICE MOMENT
WHERE YOU TALKED ABOUT WHAT IT

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FELT LIKE TO GET YOUR SCREEN
ACTORS GUILD CARD, TO GET YOUR CARD

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YEAS.
Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL.
IT'S HUGE

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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE BEING MADE.
YOU KNOW, YOU-- IT'S
"WILLY WONKA" IS FOR BEGINNERS

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Jimmy: YOU WANT TO WALK
AROUND AND JUST SHOW IT TO
EVERYONE LIKE, "I'M IN THE

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SCREEN ACTORS GUILD.
I'M AN ACTOR
YOU'RE IN THE CLUB.

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Jimmy: YES!
AND IT'S AN INFINITE WORLD
OF POSSIBILITIES

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NOW ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS GO
OUT THERE AND FIND A JOB
[ LAUGHTER ]

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Jimmy: THAT'S A DIFFERENT THING.
THAT'S A DIFFERENT THING

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BUT YOUR FIRST ROLE WAS ONE OF
MY FAVORITE MOVIES, "DOGFIGHT"
WITH RIVER PHOENIX

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HERE YOU ARE
THAT'S ME AS SAILOR NUMBER ONE.

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[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: SAILOR NUMBER ONE.

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NOT A BAD MOVIE TO BE IN
NUMBER ONE SAILOR
Jimmy: YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE

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SAILOR
DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR LINE?
I DO.

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THIS IS THE FILM WITH
RIVER PHOENIX.
Jimmy: I LOVE HIM

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HE'S ONE OF MY ALL-TIME
FAVORITES.
HE WAS A SWEET GUY.

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Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER IT
I DO REMEMBER IT.
Jimmy: WOULD YOU-- WOULD

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YOU PERFORM IT FOR US TONIGHT?
AS YOU WISH
I WILL

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: QUEST, CAN I GET A
A DRUM ROLL?

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CAN WE GET LIGHTING OR ANYTHING
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE NEED.

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YOU READY
Jimmy: YES.
WHICH CAMERA HERE?

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I DIDN'T WRITE IT
Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO EAT MY

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[ BLEEP ]?
Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
I GOT MY CARD
Jimmy: S.A.G. CARD.

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S.A.G. CARD. WOW.
THAT IS SO GOOD.

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THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT
Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE

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WHALE.
OKAY, THIS IS DIRECTED BY
DARREN ARONOFSKY

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BRILLIANT DIRECTOR
OH MY GOSH
BROOKLYN BOY, BY THE WAY

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AND HE CAME ON THE SHOW, AND HE
SAID-- IT WAS JUST-- I HAD
THE SCRIPT, WE HAD THE IDEA.

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I JUST COULDN'T FIND THE
ROLE -
WHO CAN PLAY THE ROLE OF

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CHARLIE.
AND THEN YOU-- HE SAW YOU IN SOMETHING.

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AND HE GOES, "OH, MY GOSH,
BRENDAN FRASER, THAT'S WHO
SHOULD PLAY--

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AND DID HE CALL YOU UP AND GO,
"HEY, I WROTE THIS FOR YOU -
YOU GOT THE GIG OR--"

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I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD THE JOB
I KNEW I HAD A MEETING WITH HIM.

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AND I WAS A LITTLE BIT
INTIMIDATED, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
HE'S DARREN ARONOFSKY.

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I REALLY ADMIRE HIS FILMS
A GREAT DEAL
Jimmy: YEAH

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HE TOLD ME IT'S ABOUT A MAN
WHO'S BEEN LIVING ALONE, HE'S
BEEN HARMING HIMSELF BY

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OVEREATING, AND HE HAS REGRETS
BECAUSE HE WANTS TO REUNITE
WITH HIS ESTRANGED DAUGHTER.

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AND HE HAS VERY LITTLE TIME LEFT
AND IT'S A VERY SPECIFIC CAST.

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I MEAN, ROLE TO CAST, BECAUSE
OF THE-- BECAUSE OF-- AS HOW
HE PRESENTS.

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AND SO, IT MEANT THAT WE HAD TO
WORK WITH, AS HE EXPLAINED,
A LOT OF PROSTHETIC MAKE-UP TO

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CREATE THE CHARACTER
Jimmy: WHO'S THE MASTERMIND
BEHIND THAT?

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ADRIEN MOROT.
Jimmy: ADRIEN MOROT
GIVE EVERYTHING TO

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HE DID-- AND THEN HE WENT
ON AND HE DID "M3GAN."
JUST SO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS

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Jimmy: WOW.
REALLY
IS THAT RIGHT?

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YEAH.
THAT'S HIS
Jimmy: HE-- THAT'S THE

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EFFECTS.
THE SPECIAL EFFECTS.
COOL, RIGHT

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IF IT WASN'T A SEAMLESS THEN
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A MOVIE, YOU
KNOW, BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T

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BELIEVE IT
AND YOU HAVE TO BECAUSE THAT
CHARACTER IS AUTOMATICALLY

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GOING TO BE ME REINTRODUCED IN
A WAY, AND EVERYONE IS PROBABLY
FIRST GONNA SEE IT AND GO, "OH,

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IS THAT 'GEORGE OF THE
JUNGLE?'" [ LAUGHTER ]
IT IS IN A WAY

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BUT AFTER LIKE IN FIVE MINUTES,
YOU GET TO KNOW THE CHARACTER.
YOU JUST ACCEPT WHO HE IS, AND

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YOU GO ON THIS JOURNEY OF REDEMPTION
Jimmy: WELL WHAT IS IT--

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HOW MUCH-- HOW LONG DOES THAT
TAKE FOR YOU TO GET--
FOUR HOURS TO GET IN AND

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ABOUT AN HOUR TO GET OUT OF IT
WE HAD A GREAT-- DON'T PITY ME

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REALLY
[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: NO, I KNOW

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NO, BUT I'VE JUST GOT TO THINK
ABOUT IT MYSELF.
YOU GET THERE, YOU GET TO SET,

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YOU'VE GOT TO SHOW UP EARLY,
FOUR HOURS
THEN YOU HAVE TO ACT

388
00:28:23,670 --> 00:28:25,505
YEAH, BUT ADRIAN GOT THERE
AN HOUR BEFORE AND HE HAD TO
LEAVE AN HOUR AFTERWARDS, TOO.

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Jimmy: OH MY GOSH
BUT YOU CRUSHED IT, BUDDY.
EVEN JUST LOOKING AT YOUR FACE,

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I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU.
IT WAS JUST SO, LIKE-- I
WANTED TO-- IT WAS JUST

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HEARTBREAKING.
IT FEELS LIKE HE'S A GUY YOU
KNOW, I THINK.

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THAT'S WHAT I FELT LIKE WHEN I
READ IT.
Jimmy: THAT'S A GUY THAT YOU

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KNOW AND YOU'RE ROOTING FOR HIM.
YOU CARE FOR HIM.

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00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:43,890
Jimmy: YOU WANT TO FIGURE
OUT AND CHANGE AND YOU GO, "I'M
GOING THROUGH SOME STUFF."

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AND YOU GO, "YEAH IT'S FIXABLE
I WANT TO FIX THIS PERSON OR
HELP YOU IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE."

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THE GOOD NEWS IS, IS THAT
THE OBESITY ACTION COALITION IS
AN ADVOCACY GROUP THAT WE

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WORKED WITH.
AND SINCE THE FILM CAME OUT,
THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO'VE

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REACHED OUT TO THEM TO ASK FOR
HELP HAS GONE WAY UP
Jimmy: YES, COME ON

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT HAPPENED TO
A GREATER GUY.

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00:29:05,345 --> 00:29:08,181
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. CONGRATULATIONS.
BRENDAN FRASER

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I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HERE'S BRENDAN FRASER IN "THE

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WHALE.
TAKE A LOOK.

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00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:16,022
DO YOU FEEL LIGHTHEADED,
CHARLIE?
LOOK AT ME

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00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:20,860
SHE'S STARTING TO HELP. WHO ELLIE

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00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:34,307
SHE WAS TRYING TO HELP HIM
SHE JUST WANTED TO SEND HIM HOME

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00:29:34,307 --> 00:29:37,811
DO YOU EVER GET THE FEELING
THAT PEOPLE ARE INCAPABLE OF
NOT CARING

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♪
PEOPLE ARE AMAZING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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Jimmy: GREAT.
ALSO NOMINATED.
Jimmy: OH, YEAH

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00:29:53,493 --> 00:29:58,898
BRENDAN FRASER, EVERYONE
"THE WHALE" IS IN THEATERS AND
ON DEMAND NOW.

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00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:01,167
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

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TAN FRANCE
STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE
FASHION EXPERT OF "QUEER EYE'S

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FAB FIVE" AND A NEW YORK TIMES
BEST SELLING AUTHOR.
THE NEW SEASON OF HIS SHOW,

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"NEXT IN FASHION" BEGINS
STREAMING TOMORROW ON NETFLIX.
PLEASE WELCOME TAN FRANCE.

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STREAMING TOMORROW ON NETFLIX.
PLEASE WELCOME TAN FRANCE.

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♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. HELLO
Jimmy: IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE

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00:30:58,058 --> 00:30:59,726
YOU.
THANKS.
YOU TOO.

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00:30:59,726 --> 00:31:01,261
Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU.
WE LOVE YOU. THANKS.

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00:31:01,261 --> 00:31:03,196
THANKS
Jimmy: WE WERE TALKING
BACKSTAGE ABOUT YOUR LITTLE

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00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:04,898
BABY, YOUR SON
ONE AND A HALF
[ AUDIENCE AWWs

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00:31:04,898 --> 00:31:07,300
[ APPLAUSE ]
WHAT A DOLL.
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

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00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:13,173
Jimmy: HOW IS THE BABY'S
STYLE?
HE'S A BABY

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00:31:13,173 --> 00:31:15,141
Jimmy: I KNOW
I'M SORRY.
I KNOW

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00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:18,745
BUT YOU, I'M ASSUMING--
OKAY.
YOU'VE GOT TWO, RIGHT?

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00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:21,848
Jimmy: YES.
YOU KNOW THIS ALL TOO WELL.
WHEN THEY'RE A TODDLER, THEY'RE

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VOMITING ALL THE TIME.
THEY'RE POOPING ALL THE TIME
THERE'S BLOW OUTS.

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00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:29,823
LIKE, THEY'RE MUDDY.
Jimmy: BLOW OUTS.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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00:31:29,823 --> 00:31:33,093
THERE ARE CONSTANT--
CONSTANT BLOW OUTS
AND SO, I DON'T PUT HIM IN A

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A NICE OUTFIT.
LIKE PEOPLE, VERY KIND PEOPLE,
ENTERTAINERS WILL SEND, LIKE,

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00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:40,433
DESIGNER THINGS AS A "OH, MY
GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE A
A PARENT

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00:31:40,433 --> 00:31:43,103
HERE YOU ARE
HERE'S SOMETHING FANCY FOR YOUR CHILD.

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00:31:43,103 --> 00:31:44,504
Jimmy: NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
I GO, YOU'VE CLEARLY NEVER HAD

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00:31:44,504 --> 00:31:47,440
A CHILD.
YEAH, I'M NEVER PUTTING HIM
IN THAT.

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00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,676
THANK YOU FOR WASTING YOUR MONEY.
THAT'S NEVER GOING ON MY CHILD

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00:31:49,676 --> 00:31:53,747
Jimmy: NO, EVER
THE BABY JUST SPITS UP
HE'S IN CHEAPO ONESIES.

437
00:31:53,747 --> 00:31:55,849
Jimmy: ONESIES, THAT'S ALL
YOU NEED
THAT'S IT

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00:31:55,849 --> 00:31:58,518
AND ALSO I GET A SIZE TOO SMALL
SO THAT HE LOOKS REALLY FAT AND SAUSAGED

439
00:31:58,518 --> 00:32:02,555
[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: NOTHING BETTER THAN THAT

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00:32:02,555 --> 00:32:05,492
IT'S SO CUTE.
I MEAN, HE CAN'T MOVE, BUT I,
LIKE, DON'T CARE

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00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:09,162
YOU LOOK GREAT
YOU LOOK GREAT, KID.
Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY.

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00:32:09,162 --> 00:32:11,598
YEAH, SO NICE
Jimmy: WHEN YOU WALK
AROUND-- WHEN TAN FRANCE WALKS

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00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:13,166
AROUND NEW YORK CITY, DO PEOPLE
JUST FREAK OUT AND GO LIKE,
"LOVE YOU, DUDE.

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00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:16,069
WHEN I'M IN NEW YORK, YOU
GUYS DO SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD HERE

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00:32:16,069 --> 00:32:26,746
YOU'RE TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL,
WHICH IS SOMETIMES VERY NICE
AND SO, THEY'LL KIND OF--

446
00:32:26,746 --> 00:32:28,515
THERE'S THIS THING WHERE
THEY'LL KIND OF LOOK OVER, AND
THEY'LL SMILE, AND THEY'LL MOVE

447
00:32:28,515 --> 00:32:30,083
THEIR HAIR AS THEY'RE WALKING
TOWARDS YOU.
SO, IT'S KIND OF LIKE THEY'RE

448
00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:36,256
FLIRTING WITH YOU.
I'M LIKE, ARE YOU DTF OR DO YOU
KNOW ME FROM TV?

449
00:32:36,256 --> 00:32:40,326
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT LEGIT TO DATE, THERE WAS
THIS WOMAN WALKING-- OLDER

450
00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:43,196
LADY, SENIOR LADY WALKING
TOWARDS ME
AND I'M LIKE, "GRANDMA WANTS TO

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00:32:43,196 --> 00:32:48,635
[ BLEEP ].
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN, MY HUSBAND REMINDED

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ME, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO SWEAR
I'M SORRY.

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00:32:50,670 --> 00:32:54,107
Jimmy: NO, WE'LL CUT THAT OUT.
WE'LL CUT THAT RIGHT OUT, YEAH

454
00:32:54,107 --> 00:32:56,376
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT THEN, YEAH, MY HUSBAND
REMINDED ME, NO SHE'S NOT

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00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:59,212
FLIRTING WITH YOU.
SHE PROBABLY JUST KNOWS YOU
FROM TV.

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00:32:59,212 --> 00:33:04,951
Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
EVERYONE LOVES YOU, THOUGH
BUT THEY DON'T SAY HI

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00:33:04,951 --> 00:33:08,054
THEY JUST DO THE FLIRTY THING.
I'M LIKE, JUST TALK TO ME, MAN
Jimmy: IT'S NEW YORK.

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00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:10,123
YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE COOL, MAN.
"NEXT IN FASHION."

459
00:33:10,123 --> 00:33:12,892
IT'S A FANTASTIC SHOW ON NETFLIX.
IT COMES OUT TOMORROW.

460
00:33:12,892 --> 00:33:18,131
GIGI HADID IS YOUR COHOST.
AND SHE'S ONE OF MY FAVES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

461
00:33:18,131 --> 00:33:21,868
SHE'S THE BEST.
Jimmy: SHE'S A PLUS
SHE'S A PLUS PLUS.

462
00:33:21,868 --> 00:33:25,672
I LOVE HER.
Jimmy: AND I LOVE HOW
COMFORTABLE YOU GUYS ARE WITH

463
00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:28,708
EACH OTHER AND JUST RIFF OFF
EACH OTHER
AND SHE'S SO FUNNY

464
00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:33,880
AND SHE GETS TO BE FUNNY ON
THIS SHOW. YEAH.

465
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,749
Jimmy: AND SHE WAS TELLING
ME SHE MET YOU BECAUSE SHE WAS
DEPRESSED AND SHE JUST LOVES

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00:33:35,749 --> 00:33:37,384
"QUEER EYE" SO MUCH.
AND SHE ENDED UP FACETIMING YOU
AND INVITED YOU OVER TO HER

467
00:33:37,384 --> 00:33:38,718
HOUSE.
"QUEER EYE" JUST BEEN OUT
FOR LIKE MAYBE THREE WEEKS,

468
00:33:38,718 --> 00:33:42,422
FUR WEEKS
AND SHE HAD BEEN BINGE WATCHING
"QUEER EYE."

469
00:33:42,422 --> 00:33:45,825
AND SHE FELT LIKE SHE WAS MY
BEST FRIEND AND I WAS HER BEST FRIEND

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00:33:45,825 --> 00:33:49,162
Jimmy: IMMEDIATELY.
YEAH, AS MANY PEOPLE DO WHEN
THEY WATCH SHOW.

471
00:33:49,162 --> 00:33:51,097
Jimmy: BUT DID YOU FREAK
OUT?
'CAUSE THAT'S GIGI HADID

472
00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:53,199
YEAH.
SO, IT WAS ANTHONY'S BIRTHDAY
AND SHE WANTED TO FACETIME

473
00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:56,102
THROUGH A FRIEND
AND SO, I WAS LIKE, YEAH, LET'S
FACETIME

474
00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:59,172
AND SHE SAID "DO YOU WANT TO
COME OVER?
AND IT WAS ANTONY'S-- ANTONY'S

475
00:33:59,172 --> 00:34:01,641
MY CASTMATE ON "QUEER EYE.
AND I TURN TO ANTONY AND I WAS
LIKE, "HEY, I KNOW I WAS MEANT

476
00:34:01,641 --> 00:34:05,111
TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR A BIRTHDAY LUNCH.
BUT CAN WE GO TO GIGI'S HOUSE

477
00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:07,047
INSTEAD?
AND WAS LIKE, "MM-HMM, LET'S DO THAT

478
00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:10,150
YEP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
CAUSE SHE WAS THE FIRST FAMOUS

479
00:34:10,150 --> 00:34:12,285
PERSON WE WERE HANGING OUT WITH
AND WE WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE.

480
00:34:12,285 --> 00:34:17,123
AND IT WAS JUST-- I WAS IN
SHOCK THE WHOLE TIME THINKING,
THAT'S GIGI HADID.

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00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:19,392
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YES.
I MEAN, UNBELIEVABLE, ON THE

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COVER OF "VOGUE" MAGAZINE.
YEAH, TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M
A NORMAL PERSON.

483
00:34:22,162 --> 00:34:25,131
[ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE THAT'S INSANE
Jimmy: YOU ARE!

484
00:34:25,131 --> 00:34:28,501
YEAH, I LOVE HER
WHAT CAN WE SET UP FOR THIS
CLIP TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT

485
00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:33,907
"NEXT IN FASHION"--
"NEXT IN FASHION" IS
A WONDERFUL SHOW

486
00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:38,078
WE'RE ON SEASON TWO.
GIGI AND I HOST IT TOGETHER.
WE HAD THE TIME OF OUR LIVES

487
00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:41,881
WE ARE LOOKING FOR INCREDIBLE DESIGNERS.
WE HAVE 12 INCREDIBLE DESIGNERS

488
00:34:41,881 --> 00:34:43,483
WHO, IN MY OPINION, ARE SO
IMPRESSIVE AND YOU'RE GOING TO
FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM

489
00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:48,488
THEY HAVE THE BEST PERSONALITIES.
AND THE FASHION IS MAJOR

490
00:34:48,488 --> 00:34:51,257
Jimmy: YEAH
MAJOR
Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY

491
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:54,361
GOOD
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S TAN FRANCE IN "NEXT IN

492
00:34:54,361 --> 00:34:55,161
FASHION.
TAKE A LOOK.

493
00:34:57,530 --> 00:35:03,703
IS SLIMFIX71
OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THAT
THAT'S YOUR MOM'S INSTA.

494
00:35:03,703 --> 00:35:08,341
SHOULD WE CALL MOM
FACETIME MOM
OH, MY GOD.

495
00:35:08,341 --> 00:35:12,045
HI, SLIM.
HI MAMA
HOW'RE YOU DOING?

496
00:35:12,045 --> 00:35:16,049
OH, WE'RE SO WELL
WHY DID YOU NOT LET HER DRESS
HERSELF AS A KID

497
00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:21,354
SHE WANTED TO ACTUALLY DRESS LESS
[ LAUGHTER ]

498
00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:23,723
OH.
OH, AMARI.
DO YOU LOVE WHAT SHE WEARS

499
00:35:23,723 --> 00:35:29,062
NOW?
WOW
MY MOM IS OUT HERE JUST

500
00:35:29,062 --> 00:35:33,366
TELLING ALL MY BUSINESS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: ONLY MOMS.

501
00:35:33,366 --> 00:35:37,170
ONLY MOMS CAN DO THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THESE

502
00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:40,140
PEOPLE
THEY'RE AMAZING.
I DO WANT TO SAY ONE THING

503
00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:42,742
ABOUT IT, THOUGH
DON'T EXPECT TO SEE A LITTLE
BLACK DRESS.

504
00:35:42,742 --> 00:35:45,845
WE'RE NOT ABOUT IT
DON'T.
NOT INTERESTED

505
00:35:45,845 --> 00:35:48,515
Jimmy: TOO SIMPLE
YEAH, WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR
INTERESTING YOU CAN BUY TODAY

506
00:35:48,515 --> 00:35:51,151
ANYWHERE IN ANY STORE.
WE'RE LOOKING TO BE INSPIRED BY
SOMETHING NEW, FRESH,

507
00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:55,889
INTERESTING.
EVEN IF YOU HATE IT, THAT'S
FINE

508
00:35:55,889 --> 00:35:58,692
WE JUST WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT IT
Jimmy: LET'S THINK ABOUT IT

509
00:35:58,692 --> 00:36:01,161
AND BE THE "NEXT IN FASHION.
I GET IT
IT BEGINS STREAMING TOMORROW ON

510
00:36:01,161 --> 00:36:03,196
NETFLIX.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE

511
00:36:03,196 --> 00:36:06,666
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
TAN FRANCE, ONCE AGAIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

512
00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:28,755
♪
Jimmy: PERFORMING
"CEILINGS," FROM HER ALBUM,

513
00:36:28,755 --> 00:36:36,596
"FIVE SECONDS FLAT," PLEASE
WELCOME LIZZY McALPINE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

514
00:36:36,596 --> 00:36:36,629
WELCOME LIZZY McALPINE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

515
00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:01,788
PLASTE

516
00:37:01,788 --> 00:37:14,100
CAN'T YOU JUST
MAKE IT MOVE FASTER ♪
♪ LOVELY TO BE SITTING HERE

517
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:22,375
WITH YOU
YOU'RE KINDA CUTE ♪
♪ BUT IT'S RAINING HARDER

518
00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:29,082
MY SHOES ARE NOW
FULL OF WATER ♪
♪ LOVELY TO BE RAINED O

519
00:37:29,082 --> 00:37:39,426
WITH YOU
IT'S KINDA CUT
BUT IT'S SO SHORT ♪

520
00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:43,329
♪ THEN YOU'RE
DRIVING ME HOM
AND I DON'T WANT TO LEAV

521
00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:52,572
BUT I HAVE TO GO ♪
♪ YOU KISS ME IN YOUR CAR
AND IT FEELS LIK

522
00:37:52,572 --> 00:38:05,752
THE START OF A MOVIE
I'VE SEEN BEFORE
♪ BEFOR

523
00:38:05,752 --> 00:38:16,096
BED SHEETS NO CLOTHE
TOUCH ME LIK
NOBODY ELSE DOES ♪

524
00:38:16,096 --> 00:38:24,904
♪ LOVELY TO JUST LAY HERE
WITH YOU
YOU'RE KINDA CUTE ♪

525
00:38:24,904 --> 00:38:34,647
♪ AND I WOULD SAY
ALL OF THI
BUT I DON'T WANN

526
00:38:34,647 --> 00:38:43,923
RUIN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ LOVELY TO SIT BETWEEN
COMFORT AND CHAOS ♪

527
00:38:43,923 --> 00:38:51,765
♪ BUT IT'S OVER
THEN YOU'RE DRIVING ME HOM
AND IT KINDA COMES OUT

528
00:38:51,765 --> 00:38:58,738
AS I GET UP TO GO ♪
♪ YOU KISS ME IN YOUR CAR
AND IT FEELS LIK

529
00:38:58,738 --> 00:39:06,579
THE START OF A MOVIE
I'VE SEEN BEFORE ♪
♪ BUT IT'S NOT REAL

530
00:39:06,579 --> 00:39:15,555
AND YOU DON'T EXIS
AND I CAN'T RECALL
THE LAST TIME I WAS KISSED ♪

531
00:39:15,555 --> 00:39:20,293
♪ IT HITS ME IN THE CAR
AND IT FEELS LIKE THE EN
OF A MOVIE

532
00:39:20,293 --> 00:39:34,708
I'VE SEEN BEFORE ♪
♪ BEFORE ♪
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533
00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:42,549
Jimmy: WHOO
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT YES.

534
00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:46,720
LIZZY McALPINE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CATCH HER ON TOUR NOW.

535
00:39:46,720 --> 00:40:09,175
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY
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♪

536
00:40:09,175 --> 00:40:13,213
Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
BRENDAN FRASER, TAN FRANCE,
LIZZY McALPINE, ONCE AGAIN

537
00:40:13,213 --> 00:40:18,418
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA

538
00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:20,920
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.

539
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,857
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
BYE BYE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE