Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BRENDAN FRASER
TAN FRANCE MUSICAL GUEST LIZZY McALPINE AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1806
Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DO YOU FEEL IT DO YOU FEEL THE LOVE
WELCOME! WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE.
TIKTOK JUST ANNOUNCED THAT ALL USERS UNDER 18 WILL SOON HAVE THEIR ACCOUNTS AUTOMATICALLY
SET TO A ONE-HOUR DAILY SCREEN TIME LIMIT [ AUDIENCE OOHS
A TIKTOK LIMIT IS ROUGH. PRETTY SOON, KIDS WILL BE FORCED TO WATCH SLIGHTLY LONGER
VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE. [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN THAT-- WHAT IS THE
WORLD COMING TO? BUT THIS IS NICE, FACEBOOK SAID, "IF YOU NEED HELP MAKING
KIDS QUIT YOUR APP, LET US KNOW." [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME POLITICAL NEWS. TODAY A BIPARTISAN GROUP OF LAWMAKERS REINTRODUCED A BILL
TO MAKE DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME PERMANENT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MAN, IF BIDEN GETS THIS DONE, THERE'S NO WAY HE'S LOSING IN 2024.
[ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS. GET RID OF THAT THING.
"IT'S FOR THE FARMERS. LIKE, NO, IT'S NOT Steve: NO
Jimmy: "IT'S FOR KIDS." YOU GO, "NO ONE KNOWS WHY WE'RE DOING THIS."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AN EXTRA HOUR. RIGHT NOW, EVERY KID'S LIKE,
"SWEET, WE'RE GONNA GET AN EXTRA HOUR OF TIKTOK AWESOME!
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS GET APPLE ON BOARD BECAUSE WHATEVER
TIME MY iPHONE SAYS IT IS, THAT'S THE TIME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HEY, I SAW THAT HOUSE DEMOCRATS ARE CURRENTLY IN BALTIMORE ON A RETREAT WHERE THEY'RE TRYING
TO OUTLINE A WINNING STRATEGY FOR 2024 CHECK OUT WHAT SOME OF THEM HAD
TO SAY ABOUT THE BIG RETREAT FIRST UP, CONGRESSMAN JOSH HARDER SAID, "WE HAVE TO
WORK TOGETHER. IF WE CAN'T AGREE ON A A STRATEGY, WINNING
IN 2024 WILL BE MUCH, WELL, MY LAST NAME. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRESSMAN COLIN ALLRED SAID, "YEAH, IF WE DEMOCRATS AREN'T
UNITED, IN A COUPLE YEARS, CONGRESS WILL BE, WELL, MY LAST NAME."
[ LAUGHTER ] THEN CONGRESSWOMAN SUSAN WILD SAID, "SURE, BUT AFTER WE
FIGURE OUT OUR STRATEGY, WE'RE GONNA HIT THE TOWN AND GO ABSOLUTELY BUCK, WELL, MY LAST
NAME." [ LAUGHTER ] BUCK WILD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEN CONGRESSMAN ED CASE SAID, "I'M GONNA UNLEASH AT THIS
THING. I'M NOT DRINKING A SIX PACK OF BUD, I'M DRINKING A WHOLE,
WELL, MY LAST NAME." [ LAUGHTER ] THEN CONGRESSMAN JARED HUFFMAN
SAID, "NO DRINKS FOR ME, BUT I HAVE A CAN OF SPRAY PAINT IN A A PAPER BACK IF YOU WANT TO
TAKE A, WELL, MY LAST NAME." [ LAUGHTER ] THEN CONGRESSWOMAN
LISA BLUNT - [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: OH
Jimmy:-- LISA BLUNT ROCHESTER SAID, "THIS YEAR WE'LL DRINK
BEERS IN BALTIMORE, BUT NEXT YEAR I HOPE WE SMOKE, WELL, MY MIDDLE NAME UP IN, WELL, MY
LAST NAME. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEN CONGRESSWOMAN DEBORAH ROSS SAID, I LIKE TO THINK OF US DEMOCRATS AS A BUNCH OF
FRIENDS. CHUCK SCHUMER IS CHANDLER, NANCY PELOSI IS PHOEBE, AND
I'M, WELL, MY LAST NAME. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, CONGRESSMAN
DAN GOLDMAN SAID, "I LOVE 'FRIENDS!' IT'S PURE GOLD, MAN, AND
WELL-- WAIT I MESSED UP. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ RIM SHOT ] SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS, TODAY WAS THE FIRST BIG DAY OF
SPEECHES AT THE CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL ACTION CONFERENCE, CPAC
OF COURSE, PRESIDENT TRUMP-- FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS ATTENDING CPAC
HOWEVER, A LOT OF OTHER TOP REPUBLICANS AREN'T BUT TRUMP SAID THAT'S BECAUSE
"THE CROWDS HAVE NO INTEREST IN ANYTHING THEY HAVE TO SAY. THEY HAVE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE,
AND DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
TRUMP WAS LIKE, "YOU CAN'T REPEAT YOURSELF. THAT'S WHY MY CAMPAIGN SLOGAN
IS--" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN,
AGAIN (AGAIN). [ LAUGHTER ] "DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF
DON'T DO IT. [ APPLAUSE ] ACTUALLY, TRUMP'S EXCITED TO BE
THERE. HE ACTUALLY SPENT ALL DAY IN THE LOBBY SIGNING COPIES OF HIS
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS Steve: OH Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
THE THIRD SEASON OF "THE MANDALORIAN" JUST PREMIERED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE ALL LOVE BABY YODA, BUT NOW EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT
ANOTHER FAN FAVORITE CHARACTER HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GUY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Jimmy: "WHAT DO YOU WANT? [ LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY, THE CLIP IS SO
POPULAR IT EVEN INSPIRED A A NUMBER ONE DANCE REMIX
HERE NOW IS THE VIDEO FOR THE NEW TRACK "WHAT DO YOU WANT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ♪ ♪ CAN YOU FIX I WHAT DO YOU WANT
WITHOUT THE MEMORY CIRCUIT ♪ ♪ WHAT DO YOU WAN CAN YO
WHAT DO YOU WANT FIX IT ♪ ♪ WHAT DO YOU WAN
CAN YOU FIX IT NO HE SAID HE CAN'T FIX IT ♪
♪ OKA HE SAID HE CAN'T FIX I I GOT IT ♪
♪ HE SAID HE CAN' HE SAID HE CAN'T HE SAID HE CAN'T ♪
♪ WHAT DO YOU WAN I GOT IT ♪ Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "WHAT DO YOU WANT? DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
TODAY SPACEX LAUNCHED A CREW TO THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION, AFTER THE FIRST
ATTEMPT EARLIER THIS WEEK WAS CANCELLED DUE TO A CLOGGED FILTER
YEAH, IT'S THE FIRST TIME A SPACE AGENCY DEALT WITH SOMEONE BY CALLING IN THE POOL
GUY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "TRACE, YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS? "DO I GOTTA PUT MY SHIRT ON? "HELL NO."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEP, A CLOGGED FILTER. IT'S ALWAYS FUN WHEN A LAUNCH
DELAY CAN BE FIXED BY SOMEONE GOING-- [ BLOWING
[ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF FLIGHT ISSUES, I HEARD THAT A SPIRIT AIRLINES
PLANE HAD TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDING AFTER A BATTERY IN THE OVERHEAD BIN CAUGHT ON FIRE.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS SPIRIT WAS LIKE, "PHEW, GOOD THING IT WASN'T ONE OF OUR
WOODEN PLANES. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE FIRE WAS EITHER
CAUSED BY A BATTERY OR THE PILOT WAS PLAYING WITH FIRECRACKERS IN THE COCKPIT
AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY GOTTA HIRE BETTER PEOPLE.
LISTEN TO THIS DICTIONARY.COM JUST ADDED OVER 300 NEW WORDS.
THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT. AND IT MIGHT EXPLAIN SOME OTHER
CHANGES THEY MADE TOO. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS COMMERCIAL
300 NEW WORDS TO ITS ONLINE
DATABASE, SUCH AS, HELLSCAPE, PETFLUENCER, AND CYBERFLASH. AND TO MAKE ROOM FOR THESE NEW
ADDITIONS, WE'RE ELIMINATING WORDS THAT EVERYONE HATES, SUCH AS MOIST, PHLEGM, JOWL -
- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] - - SMEAR, SPLURGE, SNORKEL, OINTMENT, HOAGIE, NOUGAT,
CONGEAL, CURDLE, BULBOUS, LARD, CLOG, GLUG, GLOB, GARGLE, BLURB,
SQUIRT, AND NUTMEAT. DICTIONARY.COM YOU'RE NEXT, "BLOWHOLE."
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, HEY, THIS IS FUN
TODAY IS NATIONAL READ ACROSS AMERICA DAY. Steve: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: SO, SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE WHO'S GOT ME ON WITH
SUBTITLES RIGHT NOW. HEY, YOU'RE AWESOME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT'S NATIONAL READ ACROSS AMERICA DAY, SO I THOUGHT WE COULD MAYBE GO AROUND AND EACH
SHARE A BOOK RECOMMENDATION. I'LL GO FIRST, OKAY. I LOVE "TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW,
AND TOMORROW" BY GABRIELLE ZEVIN. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT.
HOW ABOUT YOU, TARIQ Tariq: I GOTTA GO WITH GOOD OLD "FAHRENHEIT 451.
Jimmy: OH IT'S A CLASSIC DYSTOPIAN TALE OF, YOU KNOW, THE DANGERS
OF CENSORSHIP. Jimmy: OH YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE
THAT'S A GOOD ONE. HIGGINS? Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT, I LIKE
TOLSTOY'S "WAR AND PEACE." I KNOW IT'S LONG, BUT IT'S WORTH IT
Jimmy: "WAR AND PEACE." I'VE STILL GOTTA CHECK THAT ONE OUT.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, JAMES? OH, MAN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY FAVORITE BOOK IS "DOCTOR SCHMOYO'S FREAKY FROYO FACTORY" BY TODD NUTBUSH.
THIS BOOK HAS IT ALL, JIMMY. HUMOR, ROMANCE, THRILLS, PURE CARNAL SEX -
[ LAUGHTER ] FROZEN YOGURT RECIPES, AND HEARTBREAK
[ LAUGHTER ] I COULDN'T STOP CRYING WHILE READING IT
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "IS SOMEONE CHOPPING ONIONS? [ LAUGHTER ]
SURE ENOUGH, MY FRIEND, SMOOTH JEFFREY, WAS CUTTING SOME VIDALIA ONIONS IN THE SAME
ROOM [ LAUGHTER ] YOU SEE, I CURRENTLY LIVE WITH
A ROOMMATE BECAUSE I LOST MOST OF MY SAVINGS ON NFTs. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT NOT THOSE NFTs I'M TALKING-- Steve: HA HA!
SHUT UP NICE FITTING TOP HATS. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Questlove: WOW WOW! SMOOTH JEFFREY SAID I LOOK
LIKE A LEPRECHAUN, SO I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY ACCENT CHECK IT OUT
[ LAUGHTER ] "THEY'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL ME IRISH CEREAL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? YEAH, I PROBABLY WON'T BE GETTING A CALL FROM "MAD TV"
ANY TIME SOON. [ LAUGHTER ] LOL.
ANYWAY, HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY. "DON'T FORGET TO READ A BOOK
TODAY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Steve: WOW, IS HE OKAY? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: GUYS, I READ THAT TWO PEOPLE IN TEXAS WERE JUST ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY RUNNING
AN ORGANIZED SCENTED CANDLE THEFT RING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, AND LIKE ALL CANDLE RELATED CRIMES, THEY CALLED IN JOHN WICK.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Steve: OH ♪
Jimmy: AND FINALLY, THREE ENGINEERS BROKE A WORLD RECORD AFTER THEY MADE A PAPER
AIRPLANE THAT FLEW ALMOST 300 FEET [ CHEERS ]
RIGHT NOW SPIRIT AIRLINES IS LIKE, "AH, WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF PAPER?"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Jimmy: THAT'S THE GREATEST. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN
SURPRISING JAMES WITH CUE CARDS DURING THE SHOW, A LIVE SHOW THANK YOU FOR BEING A GOOD
SPORT, JAMES WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
I LOVE THIS GUY. Steve: I LOVE THIS GUY. Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE.
HE'S NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR HIS ROLE IN "THE WHALE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS
AND ON DEMAND NOW. BRENDAN FRASER IS HERE TONIGHT Steve: WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HE'S A GOOD MAN. PLUS, THE NEW SEASON OF HIS
SHOW, "NEXT IN FASHION," BEGINS STREAMING TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. FASHION EXPERT OF "QUEER EYE'S"
FAB FIVE, TAN FRANCE IS JOINING US Steve: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM LIZZY McALPINE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: SHE'S GREAT. I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF PRESS FOR "THAT'S MY JAM."
"THAT'S MY JAM" SEASON TWO PREMIERES TUESDAY. I'VE BEEN DOING PRESS.
I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF RADIO INTERVIEWS AND TV INTERVIEWS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
AND THIS MORNING I WAS ON ONE OF OUR PAL'S, "ELVIS DURAN AND THE MORNING SHOW."
AND I WENT ON THERE-- I LOVE HIM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HI, DANIELLE, HI, GANDHI A GREAT CREW OVER THERE. AND THEY WANTED TO PLAY A GAME
AND THEY SAID, "THIS IS SUCH A A DUMB GAME THAT WE'RE PLAYING.
AND I GO, "I LOVE DUMB GAMES WHAT IS IT?" AND IT'S CALLED, "I'M THINKING
OF A PASTA." [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME.
AND I GO, "OKAY. AND SO, THE WHOLE IDEA IS ELVIS WAS JUST THINKING OF A PASTA,
AND I HAD TO GUESS SO I THOUGHT-- I SAID, "I WANT TO TAKE THAT GAME.
I WANT TO PLAY IT ON 'THE TONIGHT SHOW.' HE GOES, "YOU'D BE OUT OF YOUR
MIND TO TAKE THAT GAME." AND I AM OUT OF MY MIND. SO, HERE WE GO TO PLAY THE
GAME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME.
HIGGINS, TARIQ, QUESTLOVE, YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME I'M GONNA WRITE DOWN A PASTA
Steve: OKAY Jimmy: I'M THINKING OF A PASTA, OKAY.
♪ EH-HUH, MM-HUH, MM-HUH MM-HUH, MM
Steve: WAIT A SECOND. Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY.
ALL RIGHT. NOW, HERE WE GO. I'M THINKING OF A PASTA.
QUESTLOVE, WHAT PASTA-- OH, HOW 'BOUT THIS IF YOU GUESS IT RIGHT, EVERYONE
IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A PINT OF TONIGHT DOUGH BEN AND JERRY'S ICE CREAM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M JUST SAYING. YOU WANT TO LET THESE PEOPLE
DOWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON, DUDE!
ALL RIGHT. I'M THINKING OF A PASTA. Steve: MAN, THAT'S A LOT OF
PRESSURE Jimmy: I'M THINKING OF A PASTA.
HERE WE GO Steve: WHOA Questlove: ALL RIGHT.
AND IT FALLS ON ME TO GUESS IT Jimmy: WELL, WE HAVE YOU, TARIQ, AND THEN HIGGINS, YEAH.
BUT I'M THINKING OF A PASTA. ALL RIGHT I'LL GO EASY
I'LL SAY RIGATONI. Steve: OOH. Jimmy: NOT TRUE
NOT GOOD NOT GOOD IT IS NOT RIGATONI
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. COME ON, FOCUS UP. TARIQ?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I AM THINKING OF A PASTA Tariq: OKAY
OKAY I'M GONNA SAY FUSILLI. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
[ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ] Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? FUSILLI? YOU THOUGHT THAT'S THE PASTA
I'M-- Tariq: BECAUSE YOU'RE SILLY I FIGURED SILLY, FUSILLI
ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I'M THINKING OF A PASTA! HIGGINS, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER
FOR 25 YEARS YOU ARE ITALIAN. Steve: YES.
Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN TO ITALY Steve: YES. Jimmy: WE'VE SHARED MANY
A MEAL TOGETHER. I'M THINKING OF A PASTA, AND THE AUDIENCE IS GETTING ICE
CREAM IF YOU GUESS IT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HIGGINS, I'M THINKING OF A
A PASTA. Steve: I'M GONNA SAY, SINCE YOU'VE PLAYED THIS ONCE BEFORE,
YOU PROBABLY DID A FANCY ONE LIKE FUSILLI AND I'M GOING TO SAY YOU'RE
GOING TO GO, LIKE, EVERY DAY-- I'M GOING TO SAY PENNE [ AUDIENCE OOHS
Jimmy: PENNE! [ BELL DINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS IT!
PENNE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I SAID PENNE.
EVERYONE'S GOING HOME WITH SOME ICE CREAM! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Steve: WHOO Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, ELVIS. ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ HASHTAG
HASHTAGS ♪ Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT
A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO SINCE MY SHOW "THAT'S MY
JAM" IS PREMIERING NEXT WEEK, I WENT ON TWITTER AND SENT OUT THE HASHTAG "THAT'S MY JAM."
AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO SEND IN SOME FUNNY OR WEIRD THINGS THAT YOU LIKE TO DO, THINGS THAT ARE
YOUR JAM WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S.,
SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF
MY FAVORITE "THAT'S MY JAM" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS HERE WE GO
THIS FIRST ONE'S FROM @71MELIWOE SHE SAYS, "ROLLING DOWN THE
WINDOW AND MOOING AT COWS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I DO THAT.
THAT'S MY JAM. I DO IT TOO. "MOO, MOO, MOO."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @JACO0721. Steve: MM
Jimmy: THEY SAY, "ACTING LIKE I CAN'T HEAR ANYBODY WHILE WEARING AIR PODS WITH NO MUSIC
GOING. THAT'S MY JAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS ONE'S FROM @EXPLAURENAROUND SHE SAYS, "PRETENDING I HAVE A
A LIMP WHEN I GET OUT OF THE ELEVATOR ON THE SECOND FLOOR." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Steve: NICE Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @RAMANDWILDCAT
SHE SAYS, "THAT'S MY JAM, TAKING A COUPLE OF GUMMIES AND MAKING A SEVEN MINUTE VIDEO OF
MY CAT SLEEPING. [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: WHAT
THAT'S YOUR JAM? Jimmy: THAT'S THEIR JAM THIS IS FROM @PIERRELAFRANCE0.
HE SAYS, "KEEPING A PLASTIC BAG FULL OF PLASTIC BAGS UNDER THE SINK IN CASE I EVER NEED
10,000 BAGS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS OUR JAM.
WE ALL HAVE THAT Steve: WE'VE ALL GOT THAT Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
@DJTHEOLDMAN HE SAYS, "WINNING PRETEND ARGUMENTS IN THE SHOWER.
"WELL, THERE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TAKE THE W
A WIN'S A WIN. [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE'S FROM
@UBIQUITOUSBDOG. THEY SAY, "WHEN MY DOG DOESN'T LISTEN TO ME, I REPEAT IT IN
SPANISH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "SPEAK
SPEAK. HABLA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"HABLA." LAST ONE FROM @NOTLOGGEDIN SHE SAYS, "DIPPING FRENCH FRIES
IN MY MILKSHAKE. THAT'S MY JAM! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S CORRECT THERE YOU HAVE IT, THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS."
TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
"THAT'S MY JAM" TUESDAY NIGHT, 10:00 P.M. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
BRENDAN FRASER COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ >>> Jimmy: THIS IS "PEARLS OF WISDOM" WITH GOAT LEG GREG
GILVIN OF THE TREE, SHOW YOURSELF [ LAUGHTER ]
[ BAD FLUTE PLAYING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, DELIGHT US WITH YOUR
BRILLIANT TAKE ON THAT WHICH WE CALL - [ LAUGHTER ]
>>> UNWIND YOUR MIND AS WE JOURNEY DEEP INTO THE MYSTIC FOREST REALM TO DISCOVER
"PEARLS OF WISDOM" WITH GOAT LEG GREG AND GILVIN OF THE TREE
Jimmy: HELLO. I'M GOAT LEG GREG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THIS IS "PEARLS OF WISDOM WITH GOAT LEG GREG." GILVIN OF THE TREE, SHOW
YOURSELF T'IS I. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GILVIN OF THE TREE [ LAUGHTER ] COMMENCE THY PEARLS, GREG.
ENLIGHTEN US WITH YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT "THE BACHELOR" [ LAUGHTER ]
♪ Jimmy: THERE'S 30 YOUNG LADIES, 15 ARE NAMED KATIE, ALL
SEARCHING FOR MR. RIGHT. I WATCHED THE FIRST FEW BUT SLEPT HALFWAY THROUGH.
'CAUSE ZACH IS BORING AS [ BLEEP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A GOOD ONE, GREG
THE TRUTH IS WHAT THOU SPEAKETH [ LAUGHTER ]
NOW DELIGHT US WITH YOUR BRILLIANT TAKE ON THAT WHICH WE CALL SPRING BREAK!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: SPRING BREAK IS HERE
IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR A WEEK FULL OF FUN AND DEBAUCHERY
IF YOU MAKE A LOVE CONNECTION, YOU BEST USE PROTECTION. OR YOU'LL GET A RASH DOWN IN
YOUR DE-CROTCH-ERY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ♪
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A CLASSIC GREG YOU SPEAKETH WHAT THE REST OF
US MERELY DOTH THINKETH. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE THE REAL GOAT
GREATEST OF ALL-TIME TOPICAL-TALKER NOW OPINE--
[ BLEEP [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NOW OPINE, IF YOU WILL, ABOUT
SHAMROCK SHAKES! ♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: SHAMROCK SHAKE, SHAMROCK SHAKE, OH, HOW IT QUENCHES ME THIRST
IT'S GREEN AND BRIGHT BUT LOOKS JUST LIKE BABY YODA GOT THE SQUIRTS.
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE,
GREG OH, HOW YOUR WORDS TICKLE THE TONGUE WITH THE TITILLATING
TALES OF TANTALIZINGLY TORRID TOTALLY TOADS. BRAVO, GREG.
BRAVO, I SAY [ LAUGHTER ] BRAVO TO YOU
Jimmy: GILVIN, GILVIN, ENOUGH IT IS TIME FOR MY FINAL PEARL.
OOH [ LAUGHTER ] ♪
THE FINAL, FINAL-- THE FINAL PEARL! ♪
COMMENCE THY FINAL PEARL, GREG OH, DO ONE ABOUT THE "COCAINE BEAR."
Jimmy: THERE ONCE WAS A BEAR ON COCAINE THE FOREST CREATURES THOUGHT
HIM INSANE SO, HE QUIT COKE RIGHT THERE, MET SMOKY THE BEAR, AND LIT UP
SOME SWEET MARY JANE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS IT
THAT WAS IT! THAT'S THE ONE YOU DID IT, GREG
♪ YOU DID IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GOOD-BYE, GREG GOOD-BYE Jimmy: FAREWELL, GILVIN
FAREWELL, GILVIN AND FAREWELL - [ SCREAMING
[ LAUGHTER ] GILVIN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? GILVIN
GILVIN, ARE YOU-- [ LAUGHTER ] GILVIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FAREWELL TO YOU ALL. THIS HAS BEEN "PEARLS OF WISDOM
WITH GOAT LEG GREG." STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WE'RE TALKING TO BRENDAN FRASER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Jimmy: KE HUY QUAN WAS IN "ENCINO MAN.
I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS SCENE. NOW YOU'RE BOTH NOMINATED FOR
ACADEMY AWARDS DID YOU GET TO - [ APPLAUSE ]
ISN'T THAT COOL? IT WAS SO GREAT Jimmy: ISN'T THAT COOL?
WE SAW EACH OTHER AT AN ACTOR'S ROUND TABLE WHERE WE
MET EVERYBODY AT FIRST IT'S LIKE, "KE, YOU'RE HERE AND I'M HERE AND WE'RE STILL HERE.
A S.A.G. AWARD WINNER AND AN OSCAR NOMINEE-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FOR HIS CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ROLE IN "THE WHALE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND ON DEMAND NOW.
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME BRENDAN FRASER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪
Jimmy: COME ON! THAT'S A MOVIE STAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT IS A MOVIE STAR YOU'RE A STUD. THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK.
AND THANK YOU. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SARERERERERE CHARACACTER THAT LOOKED LIKE YOU
GOAT LEG GREG. WHO WAS THAT GUY? Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW
BUT HE'S A GOOD ACTOR. I LOVE HIM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I WANT TO START BY SAYING, YOU'VE HAD AN INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE YEAR.
IT'S GOTTA BE PROBABLY AN INCREDIBLE FEW YEARS YOU'RE WAITING FOR ALL THIS
STUFF TO COME OUT. WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE YOU'RE WINNING ALL THESE
AWARDS YOU JUST WON A S.A.G. AWARD. YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE ALL-- WE ALL LOVE YOU HERE
HAS IT BEEN A WHIRLWIND? YES Jimmy: OR WHAT DOES IT FEEL
LIKE YES IT'S BEEN HUMBLING, TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH. Jimmy: REALLY A LOT HAPPENS ALL AT ONCE
AND I'VE BEEN REALLY HAPPY TO GET TO KNOW ALL OF THE OTHER NOMINEES IN THE CATEGORY
WE HAVE A PROFOUND RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER THAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, LIKE, THIS GAUNTLET IN
THE LAST SIX, EIGHT WEEKS, WHATEVER IT'S BEEN Jimmy: I MEAN, ONE OF YOUR
FIRST BREAKOUT ROLES WAS IN "ENCINO MAN. HOLD YOUR AP -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE THEY CLAP BEFORE I COULD MAKE
THE JOKE BUT KE HUY QUAN WAS IN "ENCINO MAN.
I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS SCENE. NOW YOU'RE BOTH NOMINATED FOR
ACADEMY AWARDS DID YOU GET TO - [ APPLAUSE ]
ISN'T THAT COOL? IT WAS SO GREAT Jimmy: ISN'T THAT COOL?
WE SAW EACH OTHER AT AN ACTOR'S ROUND TABLE WHERE WE MET EVERYBODY AT FIRST
IT'S LIKE, "KE, YOU'RE HERE AND I'M HERE AND WE'RE STILL HERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S LIKE, "YES. WE GOT IT. WE'RE STILL HERE."
Jimmy: WE'RE STILL HERE YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU ARE DEFINITELY STILL HERE. HOW EXCITING HOW FUN IS THAT?
I WATCHED THE S.A.G. AWARDS, AND YOU HAD A VERY NICE MOMENT WHERE YOU TALKED ABOUT WHAT IT
FELT LIKE TO GET YOUR SCREEN ACTORS GUILD CARD, TO GET YOUR CARD
YEAS. Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL. IT'S HUGE
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE BEING MADE. YOU KNOW, YOU-- IT'S "WILLY WONKA" IS FOR BEGINNERS
Jimmy: YOU WANT TO WALK AROUND AND JUST SHOW IT TO EVERYONE LIKE, "I'M IN THE
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD. I'M AN ACTOR YOU'RE IN THE CLUB.
Jimmy: YES! AND IT'S AN INFINITE WORLD OF POSSIBILITIES
NOW ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS GO OUT THERE AND FIND A JOB [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THAT'S A DIFFERENT THING. THAT'S A DIFFERENT THING
BUT YOUR FIRST ROLE WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES, "DOGFIGHT" WITH RIVER PHOENIX
HERE YOU ARE THAT'S ME AS SAILOR NUMBER ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: SAILOR NUMBER ONE.
NOT A BAD MOVIE TO BE IN NUMBER ONE SAILOR Jimmy: YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE
SAILOR DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR LINE? I DO.
THIS IS THE FILM WITH RIVER PHOENIX. Jimmy: I LOVE HIM
HE'S ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES. HE WAS A SWEET GUY.
Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER IT I DO REMEMBER IT. Jimmy: WOULD YOU-- WOULD
YOU PERFORM IT FOR US TONIGHT? AS YOU WISH I WILL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: QUEST, CAN I GET A A DRUM ROLL?
CAN WE GET LIGHTING OR ANYTHING I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE NEED.
YOU READY Jimmy: YES. WHICH CAMERA HERE?
I DIDN'T WRITE IT Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO HOW'D YOU LIKE TO EAT MY
[ BLEEP ]? Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ I GOT MY CARD Jimmy: S.A.G. CARD.
S.A.G. CARD. WOW. THAT IS SO GOOD.
THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE
WHALE. OKAY, THIS IS DIRECTED BY DARREN ARONOFSKY
BRILLIANT DIRECTOR OH MY GOSH BROOKLYN BOY, BY THE WAY
AND HE CAME ON THE SHOW, AND HE SAID-- IT WAS JUST-- I HAD THE SCRIPT, WE HAD THE IDEA.
I JUST COULDN'T FIND THE ROLE - WHO CAN PLAY THE ROLE OF
CHARLIE. AND THEN YOU-- HE SAW YOU IN SOMETHING.
AND HE GOES, "OH, MY GOSH, BRENDAN FRASER, THAT'S WHO SHOULD PLAY--
AND DID HE CALL YOU UP AND GO, "HEY, I WROTE THIS FOR YOU - YOU GOT THE GIG OR--"
I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD THE JOB I KNEW I HAD A MEETING WITH HIM.
AND I WAS A LITTLE BIT INTIMIDATED, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'S DARREN ARONOFSKY.
I REALLY ADMIRE HIS FILMS A GREAT DEAL Jimmy: YEAH
HE TOLD ME IT'S ABOUT A MAN WHO'S BEEN LIVING ALONE, HE'S BEEN HARMING HIMSELF BY
OVEREATING, AND HE HAS REGRETS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO REUNITE WITH HIS ESTRANGED DAUGHTER.
AND HE HAS VERY LITTLE TIME LEFT AND IT'S A VERY SPECIFIC CAST.
I MEAN, ROLE TO CAST, BECAUSE OF THE-- BECAUSE OF-- AS HOW HE PRESENTS.
AND SO, IT MEANT THAT WE HAD TO WORK WITH, AS HE EXPLAINED, A LOT OF PROSTHETIC MAKE-UP TO
CREATE THE CHARACTER Jimmy: WHO'S THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THAT?
ADRIEN MOROT. Jimmy: ADRIEN MOROT GIVE EVERYTHING TO
HE DID-- AND THEN HE WENT ON AND HE DID "M3GAN." JUST SO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS
Jimmy: WOW. REALLY IS THAT RIGHT?
YEAH. THAT'S HIS Jimmy: HE-- THAT'S THE
EFFECTS. THE SPECIAL EFFECTS. COOL, RIGHT
IF IT WASN'T A SEAMLESS THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A MOVIE, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T
BELIEVE IT AND YOU HAVE TO BECAUSE THAT CHARACTER IS AUTOMATICALLY
GOING TO BE ME REINTRODUCED IN A WAY, AND EVERYONE IS PROBABLY FIRST GONNA SEE IT AND GO, "OH,
IS THAT 'GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE?'" [ LAUGHTER ] IT IS IN A WAY
BUT AFTER LIKE IN FIVE MINUTES, YOU GET TO KNOW THE CHARACTER. YOU JUST ACCEPT WHO HE IS, AND
YOU GO ON THIS JOURNEY OF REDEMPTION Jimmy: WELL WHAT IS IT--
HOW MUCH-- HOW LONG DOES THAT TAKE FOR YOU TO GET-- FOUR HOURS TO GET IN AND
ABOUT AN HOUR TO GET OUT OF IT WE HAD A GREAT-- DON'T PITY ME
REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, I KNOW
NO, BUT I'VE JUST GOT TO THINK ABOUT IT MYSELF. YOU GET THERE, YOU GET TO SET,
YOU'VE GOT TO SHOW UP EARLY, FOUR HOURS THEN YOU HAVE TO ACT
YEAH, BUT ADRIAN GOT THERE AN HOUR BEFORE AND HE HAD TO LEAVE AN HOUR AFTERWARDS, TOO.
Jimmy: OH MY GOSH BUT YOU CRUSHED IT, BUDDY. EVEN JUST LOOKING AT YOUR FACE,
I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU. IT WAS JUST SO, LIKE-- I WANTED TO-- IT WAS JUST
HEARTBREAKING. IT FEELS LIKE HE'S A GUY YOU KNOW, I THINK.
THAT'S WHAT I FELT LIKE WHEN I READ IT. Jimmy: THAT'S A GUY THAT YOU
KNOW AND YOU'RE ROOTING FOR HIM. YOU CARE FOR HIM.
Jimmy: YOU WANT TO FIGURE OUT AND CHANGE AND YOU GO, "I'M GOING THROUGH SOME STUFF."
AND YOU GO, "YEAH IT'S FIXABLE I WANT TO FIX THIS PERSON OR HELP YOU IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE."
THE GOOD NEWS IS, IS THAT THE OBESITY ACTION COALITION IS AN ADVOCACY GROUP THAT WE
WORKED WITH. AND SINCE THE FILM CAME OUT, THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO'VE
REACHED OUT TO THEM TO ASK FOR HELP HAS GONE WAY UP Jimmy: YES, COME ON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT HAPPENED TO A GREATER GUY.
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. CONGRATULATIONS. BRENDAN FRASER
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE'S BRENDAN FRASER IN "THE
WHALE. TAKE A LOOK.
DO YOU FEEL LIGHTHEADED, CHARLIE? LOOK AT ME
SHE'S STARTING TO HELP. WHO ELLIE
SHE WAS TRYING TO HELP HIM SHE JUST WANTED TO SEND HIM HOME
DO YOU EVER GET THE FEELING THAT PEOPLE ARE INCAPABLE OF NOT CARING
♪ PEOPLE ARE AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: GREAT. ALSO NOMINATED. Jimmy: OH, YEAH
BRENDAN FRASER, EVERYONE "THE WHALE" IS IN THEATERS AND ON DEMAND NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
TAN FRANCE STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE FASHION EXPERT OF "QUEER EYE'S
FAB FIVE" AND A NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR. THE NEW SEASON OF HIS SHOW,
"NEXT IN FASHION" BEGINS STREAMING TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME TAN FRANCE.
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. HELLO Jimmy: IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE
YOU. THANKS. YOU TOO.
Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. WE LOVE YOU. THANKS.
THANKS Jimmy: WE WERE TALKING BACKSTAGE ABOUT YOUR LITTLE
BABY, YOUR SON ONE AND A HALF [ AUDIENCE AWWs
[ APPLAUSE ] WHAT A DOLL. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
Jimmy: HOW IS THE BABY'S STYLE? HE'S A BABY
Jimmy: I KNOW I'M SORRY. I KNOW
BUT YOU, I'M ASSUMING-- OKAY. YOU'VE GOT TWO, RIGHT?
Jimmy: YES. YOU KNOW THIS ALL TOO WELL. WHEN THEY'RE A TODDLER, THEY'RE
VOMITING ALL THE TIME. THEY'RE POOPING ALL THE TIME THERE'S BLOW OUTS.
LIKE, THEY'RE MUDDY. Jimmy: BLOW OUTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE ARE CONSTANT-- CONSTANT BLOW OUTS AND SO, I DON'T PUT HIM IN A
A NICE OUTFIT. LIKE PEOPLE, VERY KIND PEOPLE, ENTERTAINERS WILL SEND, LIKE,
DESIGNER THINGS AS A "OH, MY GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE A A PARENT
HERE YOU ARE HERE'S SOMETHING FANCY FOR YOUR CHILD.
Jimmy: NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I GO, YOU'VE CLEARLY NEVER HAD
A CHILD. YEAH, I'M NEVER PUTTING HIM IN THAT.
THANK YOU FOR WASTING YOUR MONEY. THAT'S NEVER GOING ON MY CHILD
Jimmy: NO, EVER THE BABY JUST SPITS UP HE'S IN CHEAPO ONESIES.
Jimmy: ONESIES, THAT'S ALL YOU NEED THAT'S IT
AND ALSO I GET A SIZE TOO SMALL SO THAT HE LOOKS REALLY FAT AND SAUSAGED
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NOTHING BETTER THAN THAT
IT'S SO CUTE. I MEAN, HE CAN'T MOVE, BUT I, LIKE, DON'T CARE
YOU LOOK GREAT YOU LOOK GREAT, KID. Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY.
YEAH, SO NICE Jimmy: WHEN YOU WALK AROUND-- WHEN TAN FRANCE WALKS
AROUND NEW YORK CITY, DO PEOPLE JUST FREAK OUT AND GO LIKE, "LOVE YOU, DUDE.
WHEN I'M IN NEW YORK, YOU GUYS DO SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD HERE
YOU'RE TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL, WHICH IS SOMETIMES VERY NICE AND SO, THEY'LL KIND OF--
THERE'S THIS THING WHERE THEY'LL KIND OF LOOK OVER, AND THEY'LL SMILE, AND THEY'LL MOVE
THEIR HAIR AS THEY'RE WALKING TOWARDS YOU. SO, IT'S KIND OF LIKE THEY'RE
FLIRTING WITH YOU. I'M LIKE, ARE YOU DTF OR DO YOU KNOW ME FROM TV?
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT LEGIT TO DATE, THERE WAS THIS WOMAN WALKING-- OLDER
LADY, SENIOR LADY WALKING TOWARDS ME AND I'M LIKE, "GRANDMA WANTS TO
[ BLEEP ]. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, MY HUSBAND REMINDED
ME, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SWEAR I'M SORRY.
Jimmy: NO, WE'LL CUT THAT OUT. WE'LL CUT THAT RIGHT OUT, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT THEN, YEAH, MY HUSBAND REMINDED ME, NO SHE'S NOT
FLIRTING WITH YOU. SHE PROBABLY JUST KNOWS YOU FROM TV.
Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. EVERYONE LOVES YOU, THOUGH BUT THEY DON'T SAY HI
THEY JUST DO THE FLIRTY THING. I'M LIKE, JUST TALK TO ME, MAN Jimmy: IT'S NEW YORK.
YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE COOL, MAN. "NEXT IN FASHION."
IT'S A FANTASTIC SHOW ON NETFLIX. IT COMES OUT TOMORROW.
GIGI HADID IS YOUR COHOST. AND SHE'S ONE OF MY FAVES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SHE'S THE BEST. Jimmy: SHE'S A PLUS SHE'S A PLUS PLUS.
I LOVE HER. Jimmy: AND I LOVE HOW COMFORTABLE YOU GUYS ARE WITH
EACH OTHER AND JUST RIFF OFF EACH OTHER AND SHE'S SO FUNNY
AND SHE GETS TO BE FUNNY ON THIS SHOW. YEAH.
Jimmy: AND SHE WAS TELLING ME SHE MET YOU BECAUSE SHE WAS DEPRESSED AND SHE JUST LOVES
"QUEER EYE" SO MUCH. AND SHE ENDED UP FACETIMING YOU AND INVITED YOU OVER TO HER
HOUSE. "QUEER EYE" JUST BEEN OUT FOR LIKE MAYBE THREE WEEKS,
FUR WEEKS AND SHE HAD BEEN BINGE WATCHING "QUEER EYE."
AND SHE FELT LIKE SHE WAS MY BEST FRIEND AND I WAS HER BEST FRIEND
Jimmy: IMMEDIATELY. YEAH, AS MANY PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY WATCH SHOW.
Jimmy: BUT DID YOU FREAK OUT? 'CAUSE THAT'S GIGI HADID
YEAH. SO, IT WAS ANTHONY'S BIRTHDAY AND SHE WANTED TO FACETIME
THROUGH A FRIEND AND SO, I WAS LIKE, YEAH, LET'S FACETIME
AND SHE SAID "DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER? AND IT WAS ANTONY'S-- ANTONY'S
MY CASTMATE ON "QUEER EYE. AND I TURN TO ANTONY AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, I KNOW I WAS MEANT
TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR A BIRTHDAY LUNCH. BUT CAN WE GO TO GIGI'S HOUSE
INSTEAD? AND WAS LIKE, "MM-HMM, LET'S DO THAT
YEP. [ LAUGHTER ] CAUSE SHE WAS THE FIRST FAMOUS
PERSON WE WERE HANGING OUT WITH AND WE WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE.
AND IT WAS JUST-- I WAS IN SHOCK THE WHOLE TIME THINKING, THAT'S GIGI HADID.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YES. I MEAN, UNBELIEVABLE, ON THE
COVER OF "VOGUE" MAGAZINE. YEAH, TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M A NORMAL PERSON.
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE THAT'S INSANE Jimmy: YOU ARE!
YEAH, I LOVE HER WHAT CAN WE SET UP FOR THIS CLIP TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT
"NEXT IN FASHION"-- "NEXT IN FASHION" IS A WONDERFUL SHOW
WE'RE ON SEASON TWO. GIGI AND I HOST IT TOGETHER. WE HAD THE TIME OF OUR LIVES
WE ARE LOOKING FOR INCREDIBLE DESIGNERS. WE HAVE 12 INCREDIBLE DESIGNERS
WHO, IN MY OPINION, ARE SO IMPRESSIVE AND YOU'RE GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM
THEY HAVE THE BEST PERSONALITIES. AND THE FASHION IS MAJOR
Jimmy: YEAH MAJOR Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY
GOOD I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S TAN FRANCE IN "NEXT IN
FASHION. TAKE A LOOK.
IS SLIMFIX71 OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THAT THAT'S YOUR MOM'S INSTA.
SHOULD WE CALL MOM FACETIME MOM OH, MY GOD.
HI, SLIM. HI MAMA HOW'RE YOU DOING?
OH, WE'RE SO WELL WHY DID YOU NOT LET HER DRESS HERSELF AS A KID
SHE WANTED TO ACTUALLY DRESS LESS [ LAUGHTER ]
OH. OH, AMARI. DO YOU LOVE WHAT SHE WEARS
NOW? WOW MY MOM IS OUT HERE JUST
TELLING ALL MY BUSINESS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ONLY MOMS.
ONLY MOMS CAN DO THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THESE
PEOPLE THEY'RE AMAZING. I DO WANT TO SAY ONE THING
ABOUT IT, THOUGH DON'T EXPECT TO SEE A LITTLE BLACK DRESS.
WE'RE NOT ABOUT IT DON'T. NOT INTERESTED
Jimmy: TOO SIMPLE YEAH, WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR INTERESTING YOU CAN BUY TODAY
ANYWHERE IN ANY STORE. WE'RE LOOKING TO BE INSPIRED BY SOMETHING NEW, FRESH,
INTERESTING. EVEN IF YOU HATE IT, THAT'S FINE
WE JUST WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT IT Jimmy: LET'S THINK ABOUT IT
AND BE THE "NEXT IN FASHION. I GET IT IT BEGINS STREAMING TOMORROW ON
NETFLIX. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. TAN FRANCE, ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Jimmy: PERFORMING "CEILINGS," FROM HER ALBUM,
"FIVE SECONDS FLAT," PLEASE WELCOME LIZZY McALPINE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLASTE
CAN'T YOU JUST MAKE IT MOVE FASTER ♪ ♪ LOVELY TO BE SITTING HERE
WITH YOU YOU'RE KINDA CUTE ♪ ♪ BUT IT'S RAINING HARDER
MY SHOES ARE NOW FULL OF WATER ♪ ♪ LOVELY TO BE RAINED O
WITH YOU IT'S KINDA CUT BUT IT'S SO SHORT ♪
♪ THEN YOU'RE DRIVING ME HOM AND I DON'T WANT TO LEAV
BUT I HAVE TO GO ♪ ♪ YOU KISS ME IN YOUR CAR AND IT FEELS LIK
THE START OF A MOVIE I'VE SEEN BEFORE ♪ BEFOR
BED SHEETS NO CLOTHE TOUCH ME LIK NOBODY ELSE DOES ♪
♪ LOVELY TO JUST LAY HERE WITH YOU YOU'RE KINDA CUTE ♪
♪ AND I WOULD SAY ALL OF THI BUT I DON'T WANN
RUIN THE MOMENT ♪ ♪ LOVELY TO SIT BETWEEN COMFORT AND CHAOS ♪
♪ BUT IT'S OVER THEN YOU'RE DRIVING ME HOM AND IT KINDA COMES OUT
AS I GET UP TO GO ♪ ♪ YOU KISS ME IN YOUR CAR AND IT FEELS LIK
THE START OF A MOVIE I'VE SEEN BEFORE ♪ ♪ BUT IT'S NOT REAL
AND YOU DON'T EXIS AND I CAN'T RECALL THE LAST TIME I WAS KISSED ♪
♪ IT HITS ME IN THE CAR AND IT FEELS LIKE THE EN OF A MOVIE
I'VE SEEN BEFORE ♪ ♪ BEFORE ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: WHOO THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT YES.
LIZZY McALPINE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CATCH HER ON TOUR NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
Jimmy: MY THANKS TO BRENDAN FRASER, TAN FRANCE, LIZZY McALPINE, ONCE AGAIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE BYE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE