1 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:15,181 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:20,987 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:25,992 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ICE-T. 4 00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:30,063 STEPHANIE HSU. MUSICAL GUEST, ADAM LAMBERT. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:36,836 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1805 6 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:43,243 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,310 --> 00:01:05,265 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH 8 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:10,937 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! WELCOME! THANK YOU! 9 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:14,107 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 10 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:18,812 YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:23,850 TODAY IS MARCH 1st, WHICH MEANS IT IS THE START OF WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH. 12 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:27,987 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EXACTLY RIGHT. ♪ 13 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:30,924 YEAH JUST REMEMBER, BEHIND EVERY GREAT WOMAN IS A MAN LOUDLY 14 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:36,629 REPEATING HER IDEAS. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 15 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:39,466 TODAY, IN WASHINGTON, THE CONSERVATIVE POLITCAL ACTION CONFERENCE, OR CPAC, KICKED 16 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:43,103 OFF. IT'S BASICALLY COACHELLA FOR PEOPLE WHO POST ON FACEBOOK IN 17 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:48,008 ALL CAPS [ LAUGHTER ] I HEARD THAT THIS YEAR, TOP 18 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:53,880 REPUBLICANS LIKE RON DeSANTIS AND MITCH McCONNELL AREN'T ATTENDING CPAC 19 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:58,718 IT'S BEING HELD IN D.C. AT THE GAYLORD NATIONAL RESORT AND CONVENTION CENTER. 20 00:01:58,718 --> 00:02:06,259 NOW-- NOW WE KNOW MIKE PENCE WON'T BE THERE EITHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:11,598 CPAC CALLS ITSELF THE LARGEST, AND MOST INFLUENTIAL, GATHERING OF CONSERVATIVES IN THE WORLD. 22 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:14,067 THE SPEECHES WILL BE SERIOUS, WHILE THE PEOPLE TRYING TO DANCE AT THE AFTER-PARTY WILL 23 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:20,240 BE HILARIOUS [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ 24 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,976 BUT THIS IS NICE AFTER EACH SPEECH, THERE WILL BE A Q-ANON-- SORRY, A Q&A. 25 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:27,113 [ LAUGHTER ] Q&A. Q&A. 26 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:30,950 DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS A FEW DAYS AGO, WHEN FIRST LADY JILL BIDEN WAS FLYING BACK FROM 27 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:36,189 A TRIP TO KENYA, THE PLANE STOPPED TO REFUEL IN ITALY, AND SHE ORDERED 19 PIZZAS. 28 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:41,327 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, APPARENTLY, WEED IS LEGAL ON "AIR FORCE ONE. 29 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:46,332 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS GOING TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS, BUT SHE DIDN'T WANT 30 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:50,303 TO OVERDO IT THEN SHE NEEDED BEER, SO THEY STOPPED IN GERMANY 31 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:55,342 [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS. APPARENTLY, KING CHARLES IS 32 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:59,713 EVICTING HARRY AND MEGHAN FROM THEIR ROYAL RESIDENCE IN THE U.K. 33 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:02,315 IT'S A TOUGH BREAK FOR HARRY AND MEGHAN NOTHING HURTS MORE THAN GETTING 34 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:05,385 EVICTED THREE YEARS AFTER YOU MOVED OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 35 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:09,089 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME TV NEWS TODAY, THE THIRD SEASON OF "THE 36 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:15,128 MANDALORIAN" PREMIERED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOVE THAT. 37 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,831 YOU CAN TELL BABY YODA HAS GOTTEN SUPER FAMOUS BECAUSE IN THIS ONE HE JUST KEEPS PLUGGING 38 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:23,636 HIS TEQUILA BRAND. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 39 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:27,073 THE NEW SEASON OF "THE MANDALORIAN" IS HERE THAT'S RIGHT, FANS HAVE BEEN 40 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:30,510 WAITING OVER TWO YEARS AND AS A SPECIAL TREAT, DISNEY PLUS ANNOUNCED A NEW SPINOFF 41 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:33,346 SERIES YEAH, CHECK THIS OUT 42 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:41,087 MANDALORIAN" FOR THE ALL-NEW SPINOFF "COCAINE BABY YODA." HE-HE-HE! 43 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:50,530 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 44 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:53,099 Steve: COME ON. Jimmy: I'LL WATCH IT. WELL, GET THIS 45 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:58,838 TODAY, NETFLIX SAID THAT LATER THIS YEAR, THEY'RE PREMIERING A "STRANGER THINGS" PLAY 46 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:01,708 RIGHT NOW, A TEAM OF CHOREOGRAPHERS IS HARD AT WORK TEACHING A DEMOGORGON HOW TO 47 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:06,513 JAZZ HAND. [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ 48 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:08,581 IT'S AN INTERESTING PLAY AFTER EVERY TEN MINUTES, AN ACTOR ASKS, "ARE YOU STILL 49 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:13,887 WATCHING?" [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I SAW THAT THE RELEASE OF 50 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:17,557 "THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS MOVIE" HAS BEEN MOVED UP BY TWO DAYS 51 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:21,928 IN OTHER WORDS, YEAH, THE FILM'S PRODUCERS HEARD - [ MARIO COIN JINGLE 52 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,163 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY REALIZED IT COULD BE A-- 53 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:26,299 [ MARIO UP SOUND ] SO THEY SEARCHED MARIO'S RELEASE DATE AND - 54 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:30,070 [ MARIO POWER UP SOUND ] WHICH MEANS THE OTHER MOVIES THAT COME OUT THAT WEEK ARE-- 55 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:40,180 [ MARIO DIES SOUND EFFECT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WELL, LISTEN TO THIS 56 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:44,451 BUSCH GARDENS IN TAMPA JUST OPENED ONE OF THE WORLD'S TALLEST AND FASTEST RIDES. 57 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:48,254 CAN WE SEE IT? [ AUDIENCE OOHS LOOKS LIKE HOW MY DAUGHTER 58 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:54,728 DRAWS ME [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S CALLED THE SERENGETI 59 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:58,198 FLIER. YOU MAY KNOW IT BY ITS OTHER NAME, THE CELL PHONE CATAPULT. 60 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:05,305 [ LAUGHTER ] NOT SURE I TRUST THE WORLD'S FASTEST RIDE AT BUSCH GARDENS. 61 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:09,576 IT'S LIKE HEARING THE WORLD'S FASTEST CAR IS BUILT BY KIA. YOU GO, WELL - 62 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,444 AND FINALLY, DO YOU EVER SEE A A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THE HEADLINE SHOULD BE 63 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:14,814 DIFFERENT. WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT RIGHT 64 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,349 NOW. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND 65 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:17,617 IMPROVED." HERE WE GO 66 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:24,891 ♪ NEWS AND IMPROVED ♪ Jimmy: THE HEADLINE COULD BE BETTER 67 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:26,960 Steve: SURE Jimmy: LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE. 68 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,728 THE FIRST PHOTO HERE THIS ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS, "BIDEN ANNOUNCES KEY 69 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:32,432 APPOINTMENTS." THAT HEADLINE COULD DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED. 70 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,167 BECAUSE IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "PEEPAW FINALLY 71 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:44,444 FINDS WALDO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UP NEXT THIS HEADLINE SAYS, 72 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:47,947 "SENATOR WARREN RECEIVES BRIEFING AT CAPITOL. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, 73 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:51,451 "LOCAL MOM REALIZES WHY SHE SHOULD KNOCK FIRST." [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:57,557 IT'S LIKE, "SORRY! I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "SAM SMITH 75 00:05:57,557 --> 00:06:01,161 UNVEILS OUTFIT AT BRIT AWARDS. [ LAUGHTER ] HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, 76 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:05,031 "PERSON ATTEMPTS TO SNEAK SNACKS FROM HOME INTO MOVIE THEATER. 77 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:11,571 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DID YOU SEE "AVATAR? NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "THE DUKE 78 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:15,709 AND DUCHESS VISIT WALES. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "LOCAL COUPLE LAUGHS A LITTLE 79 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:22,148 TOO HARD TO TRY TO GET SEATED QUICKER AT TGI-FRIDAYS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 80 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:25,652 "NO SPECIALS BECAUSE EVERYTHING HERE IS A SPECIAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,187 NEXT HEADLINE WAS "EMMANUEL MACRON ARRIVES TO INTERNATIONAL AGRICULTURAL 82 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:31,791 FAIR." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "COWORKERS RECEIVE FREE 83 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:41,301 CUPCAKES IN BREAK ROOM EMAIL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "WORLD 84 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:44,070 LEADERS SIGNED JOINT DECLARATION. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, 85 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:48,174 "MADAME TUSSAUDS INTRODUCES BORING AF ROOM." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 86 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:54,614 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "DEFENSE PRESS SECRETARY HOLDS 87 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:57,917 PENTAGON BRIEFING. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "GENERAL SPICES UP SECURITY 88 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:05,558 BRIEFING WITH A FEW 'PEW, PEW, PEWS.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 89 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:09,596 THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "POPE ADDRESSES CROWD AT VATICAN." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "GUY 90 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:13,099 WITH COURT SIDE SEATS TRIES TO HIGH FIVE STEPH CURRY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 91 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:18,238 "CURRY OVER HERE STEPH, STEPH, RIGHT HERE, MAN. AND FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS, 92 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:23,476 "SCOTTISH POLITICIAN LAUNCHES BID FOR LEADERSHIP CONTEST." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "BOOK 93 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:28,848 CLUB ABOUT TO GET LIT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR "NEWS 94 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:31,051 AND IMPROVED." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 95 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,953 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 96 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:41,194 ♪ 97 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:45,331 Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE TONIGHT. BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANT TO 98 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:54,207 REMIND EVERYONE TO TUNE INTO NBC NEXT TUESDAY, MARCH 7th AT 10:00 P.M. AFTER "THE VOICE. 99 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,943 IS THAT HOW YOU SAY IT IN FRENCH Steve: I DON'T KNOW 100 00:07:56,943 --> 00:08:00,213 Jimmy: DOES ANYONE SPEAK FRENCH HERE? HOW DO YOU SAY VOICE 101 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:05,585 [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] IT'S NOT "THE VOICE," AFTER-- 102 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:10,924 - [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] - - IS THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "THAT'S MY JAM." 103 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:16,062 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ "THAT'S MY JAM." 104 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:24,604 TUESDAY NIGHT, 10:00 WHOO BOOM 105 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:33,346 IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE-- [ HUMMING Steve: YEAH 106 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,850 Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE - [ HUMMING 107 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:40,754 Steve: OH, ALMOST - Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT Steve: THAT'S MY MARMALADE. 108 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:45,892 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: MAYBE THEY'RE NOT READY. 109 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:48,495 Steve: OH Jimmy: MAYBE THEY'VE GOT TO GET PSYCHED FOR TUESDAY. 110 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,063 WE NEED A-- [ CYMBAL ROLL IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE-- NEXT 111 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:56,503 TUESDAY IS GOING TO BE LIKE-- ♪ WHOO-HOO! 112 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,071 Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YES! 113 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:03,610 EXACTLY RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE 114 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:08,214 JASON DERULO, JULIA MICHAELS, KELSEA BALLERINI, NICOLE SCHERZINGER WAS ON THE 115 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:12,252 FIRST EPISODE. AND SO, "THAT'S MY JAM," WE'RE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 116 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,888 WE REALLY WORKED HARD ON THIS THING. AND IN HONOR OF, THAT I THOUGHT 117 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,490 WE WOULD DO SOMETHING FUN WITH HASH TAGS THIS WEEK. SO, I SENT OUT THE HASH TAG 118 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:21,327 "THAT'S MY JAM." AND ASKED YOU GUYS TO SEND IN SOME FUNNY OR WEIRD THINGS THAT 119 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:25,732 YOU LIKE YOU DO, THINGS THAT ARE YOUR JAM LIKE I SAID, "SAYING 'HI' TO 120 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,201 THE DOG, BEFORE SAYING 'HI' TO THE OWNER. THAT'S MY JAM. 121 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:31,371 I DO THAT. OR FRENCH FRIES ON MY CHEESEBURGER 122 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,773 DOES ANYBODY DO THAT YEAH. Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM. 123 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,742 I LOVE THAT, YEAH. SO, IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ALONG, SEND OUT YOUR TWEET, AND BE 124 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:41,114 SURE TO USE THE #THATSMYJAM WE'LL SHOW OUR FAVORITES TOMORROW NIGHT ON THE SHOW 125 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:44,718 AND THEN WATCH "THAT'S MY JAM" TUESDAY NIGHT. IT'S GOING TO FUN. 126 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:52,359 ♪ WHOO-HOO! [ APPLAUSE ] 127 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:57,397 Jimmy: FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT SOME OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE ARE 128 00:09:57,397 --> 00:10:01,234 ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. HE STARS ON "LAW & ORDER: SVU," WHICH AIRS THURSDAY NIGHTS 129 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:05,905 RIGHT HERE ON NBC. ICE-T IS HERE! Steve: OH, MY GOD 130 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:10,744 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ WHOO-HOO! 131 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:16,850 Steve: WOW! VERY KINETIC THAT'S YOUR JAM. 132 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,152 Jimmy: PLUS, SHE'S OSCAR NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE IN THE FILM - 133 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,021 YEAH! Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 134 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:26,359 OSCAR NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE IN THE FILM "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE," WHICH IS OUT NOW 135 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:30,964 STEPHANIE HSU IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 136 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:37,303 WHOO-HOO! Steve: CAREFUL, CAREFUL Jimmy: OUR PRODUCERS ARE 137 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,806 LIKE, DON'T THROW THE WATER. Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:44,611 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC HE'S GOING TO BE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 139 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:50,417 [ CYMBAL ROLL [ CHEERS ] [ CYMBAL ROLL 140 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:54,888 [ CHEERS ] HE'S GOING TO BE A GUEST ON "THAT'S MY JAM" LATER THIS 141 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,957 SEASON IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS. Steve: WHAT Jimmy: BUT TONIGHT, HE'S 142 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:01,127 PERFORMING FOR US, INTERNATIONAL MUSIC SUPERSTAR, ADAM LAMBERT IS HERE 143 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:06,066 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ WHOO-HOO! 144 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:12,172 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE 145 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,341 SHOWCASING SOME AMAZING TALENTS FROM OUR VIEWERS STAY RIGHT HERE. 146 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:19,913 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ WHOO-HOO! 147 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:28,088 ♪ WHOO-HOO ♪ 148 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:31,291 Jimmy: YOU GOT YOUR STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME LOOK AT THIS 149 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:35,562 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 150 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,831 HEY MAN, AS MANY TIMES AS I GOT ARRESTED ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND SAW THOSE STARS 151 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:57,550 EVERYBODY. WE LOVE OUR AUDIENCE YOU WATCH US EVERY NIGHT 152 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:01,688 BUT RIGHT NOW, WE WANT TO CHANGE THINGS UP AND WATCH YOU WE ASKED YOU GUYS AT HOME TO 153 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:05,191 SEND US SOME FUN OR UNIQUE TALENTS THAT YOU HAVE. WE GOT SUBMISSIONS FROM 154 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:08,261 THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE WORLD. AND WE'RE GOING TO MEET SOME OF 155 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:11,264 THEM NOW IT IS TIME FOR "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD." 156 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:11,297 IT IS TIME FOR "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD." 157 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,933 ♪ ♪ SHOW ME SOMETHING GOO 158 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:18,972 SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD SHOW ME ♪ 159 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,474 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST HELLO. 160 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,576 COME ON OVER HI HI. 161 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,645 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: NICE TO SEE YOU. 162 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,814 NICE TO MEET YOU. Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING HERE 163 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:30,116 NO PROBLEM. THANKS FOR HAVING ME Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND 164 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,752 WHERE ARE YOU FROM MY NAME IS AJIEA HARGRAVE I'M ORIGINALLY FROM READING, 165 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,821 PENNSYLVANIA, BUT I LIVE IN L.A. NOW Jimmy: HEY, L.A 166 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:37,557 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU GO AJIEA, WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE 167 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:41,828 SHARING WITH US TONIGHT? SO, I WAS GOING TO DO A BACK TUCK AND PUT THESE SHORTS ON 168 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:44,864 MIDAIR [ AUDIENCE OHS ] Jimmy: SO, WAIT, YOU'RE 169 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,966 GOING TO DO A BACK TUCK, WHICH IS A FLIP, RIGHT YEP 170 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:50,003 Jimmy: A BACK TUCK AND PUT THE SHORTS ON MIDAIR I'M READY TO SEE THIS. 171 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,105 DO YOU NEED ANYTHING CAN I HELP YOU YEAH. 172 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,108 ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA NEED A A TRAMPOLINE Jimmy: WE GOT A TRAMPOLINE 173 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,676 RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 174 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,778 OH, PERFECT Jimmy: AJIEA, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY 175 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,413 OKAY. Jimmy: I'M GOING TO STAND BACK 176 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:04,884 ♪ [ DRUM ROLL Jimmy: HERE WE GO 177 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:15,261 COME ON. [ CHEERS ] Steve: COME ON! 178 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:18,098 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 179 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:22,168 Jimmy: YES! THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT! COME ON NOW! 180 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,871 THANK YOU Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT 181 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:31,111 CAN WE SEE THAT-- CAN WE SEE THAT IN SLOW MOTION? WE'VE GOT TO SEE THAT AGAIN. 182 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,614 WHOA, YES! COME ON. FANTASTIC. 183 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,816 THANK YOU Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 184 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,420 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. Jimmy: NOW, LET'S MEET OUR NEXT GUEST 185 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,155 COME ON OVER HERE. HELLO. HEY. 186 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,992 WHAT IS YOUR - ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 187 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,294 WELL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM MADA GRAVIET. 188 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,231 I LIVE IN SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH I'M FROM RICHMOND, VIRGINIA. Jimmy: HEY. 189 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:56,469 ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, MADA, I SAW WHAT YOU'RE 190 00:13:56,469 --> 00:14:00,206 GOING TO DO, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL IT AND RUIN IT FOR ANYONE 191 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:04,044 SO, DO YOU JUST WANT TO JUST WALK US THROUGH AND JUST - YEAH, YEAH. 192 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:08,181 Jimmy: JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT, BUT GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN. 193 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,583 SO, I'M LIKE THAT YOU SAID TALENT. IT'S MORE OF A PARTY TRICK 194 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,752 Jimmy: YEAH ALL YOU NEED IS FRUIT BY THE FOOT 195 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,621 Jimmy: OKAY FRUIT BY THE FOOT. MMM-HMM 196 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,923 AND ONE GOOD NOSTRIL Jimmy: NOT AN AD. NOT AN AD. 197 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:19,426 NOT YET Jimmy: NO OKAY. 198 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:22,729 START OFF LIKE THIS. Jimmy: FRUIT BY THE FOOT. ONLY ONE WAY TO OPEN THEM 199 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,898 Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT OH, THAT'S IT. YEAH. 200 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:30,570 SO, YOU DON'T REALLY NEED THE TREAT, BUT IT'S FUN TO MUNCH ON WHEN YOU'RE ROLLING IT UP. 201 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:34,074 WE'LL JUST PLACE THAT RIGHT THERE. Jimmy: SO, THE FRUIT GOES 202 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,710 THERE. YEAH. YOU START WITH THIS. 203 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:40,647 THIS LITTLE-- THE ROLLED SIDE Jimmy: THE ROLLED SIDE. YOU'RE JUST GOING TO TAKE 204 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,615 IT Jimmy: OKAY YOU'RE GONNA START ROLLING 205 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,584 IT UP. Jimmy: OKAY IT TAKES A MINUTE THOUGH. 206 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,986 Jimmy: OKAY, GO FOR IT. TAKE YOUR TIME ROLL SOME FOR US UP 207 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,155 Jimmy: OH, YOU HAVE SOME ROLLED I'VE GOT SOME ROLLED. 208 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,358 IT DEFINITELY-- IT TAKES A SEC. SO, I GOT SOME PRE-ROLLED FOR 209 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,860 US Jimmy: PRE-ROLLED FRUIT BY THE FOOT ROLL. 210 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,929 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH ALL RIGHT. 211 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,465 SO, THANK YOU. PRE-ROLLED OKAY, SO TAKE IT LIKE THIS. 212 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,034 POOR WORD CHOICE Jimmy: IT'S LEGAL NOW IN NEW YORK, SO IT'S FINE 213 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,570 [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW. WHENEVER I STARTED THIS, PEOPLE 214 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,106 ARE LIKE, WHAT KIND OF PARTY TRICK ARE YOU DOING THERE? Jimmy: SO, YOU HAVE THIS. 215 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:09,075 SYEAH, URE PICK A NOSTRIL. Jimmy: OKAY 216 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:15,048 YOU KINDA GOTTA - SOMETIMES YOU'VE GOT TO LET IT SIMMER FOR A SECOND, MAKE SURE 217 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:20,086 IT'S REALLY IN THERE ONCE IT'S IN THERE GOOD. [ DRUM ROLL 218 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:24,624 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ I CAN-- I CAN DO BETTER IF WE 219 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,693 WANT TO TRY. Jimmy: NO LET'S TRY-- HERE, LET'S TRY 220 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,862 ONE TOGETHER LET'S DO IT Jimmy: CAN I DO ONE 221 00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:31,898 JUST TAKE THIS ANY NOSTRIL? YOU MIGHT--. 222 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:35,969 ONE THREE. OH THAT'S PRETTY GOOD 223 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,537 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS PROBABLY BETTER THAN MINE 224 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,440 YOU WANT TO FIT IT TO YOUR NOSTRIL. BETTER THAN MINE 225 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,409 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU TAUGHT ME. THE STUDENT HAS NOW BECOME THE 226 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,377 TEACHER. YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 227 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,212 Jimmy: THANK YOU, MADA. WHAT A TALENT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 228 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:52,085 ♪ NOW, LET'S MEET OUR FINAL GUEST. 229 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,421 COME ON OVER, BUD. OH, YEAH, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 230 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:58,892 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WHAT'S UP, JIMMY? Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THE 231 00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:03,930 SLEEVES. THANKS FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE 232 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,900 YOU FROM I'M JOHN McVICKER, AND I'M FROM TRENTON, NEW JERSEY 233 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,402 Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 234 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,604 BELIEVE IT OR NOT BELIEVE IT OR NOT. Jimmy: I GOT TO SEE YOUR 235 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:16,176 TALENT AND I'M A FAN WHAT WILL YOU BE SHOWING US TONIGHT, JOHN? 236 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:19,245 WELL, I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO THE MOON. I'M GOING TO BE DOING SOME CAR 237 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:23,049 SOUNDS FOR YOU TONIGHT Jimmy: MMM-HMM, CAR SOUNDS? RIGHT 238 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,151 Jimmy: RIGHT. WITH MY MOUTH Jimmy: WITH YOUR MOUTH. 239 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,755 SO, YOU'LL BE MAKING SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE DRIVING A-- WHAT TYPE OF CAR, DO YOU THINK? 240 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,358 DO YOU LIKE FORMULA 1 Jimmy: YEAH, I DO F1, SURE 241 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,460 ABSOLUTELY THAT'S THE SOUND I'M GOING TO DO FOR YOU. 242 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,895 Jimmy: YOU DO A LITTLE F1 YEAH. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE A 243 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,064 A CHAIR. YOU HAVE A HELMET? OH, YOU'VE GOT A CHAIR? 244 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:41,067 Jimmy: YEAH, I HAVE A CHAIR OVER THERE YOU CAN SIT IN. THAT'S A NICE F1 CAR. 245 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,635 Jimmy: YEAH YOU CAN GO HEAD OVER THERE AND PUT YOUR HELMET ON 246 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:45,071 SAFETY FIRST. Jimmy: SAFETY FIRST YEAH, YOU'RE NOT DRIVING 247 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:51,811 ANYWHERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. 248 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:57,951 JOHN, THIS IS VERY EXCITING. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO FOR IT 249 00:16:57,951 --> 00:17:20,440 [ RACE CAR SOUNDS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ RACE CAR SOUNDS 250 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,943 OH, HE PASSED ME! [ RACE CAR SOUNDS [ LAUGHTER ] 251 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,146 Jimmy: HE CAN'T HEAR YOU. THAT'S INCREDIBLE, JOHN! JOHN 252 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,114 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JOHN, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT GET OVER HERE, BUD 253 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:32,052 ♪ [ APPLAUSE ] I LOVE IT, BUDDY 254 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:35,221 THANK YOU SO MUCH, BUD I APPRECIATE IT. THEY'RE MAKING THAT F1 MOVIE 255 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:38,725 YOU SHOULD BE IN THAT. LET'S CALL BRAD PITT RIGHT NOW LET'S GET ALL OUR TALENTED 256 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,694 PERFORMERS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 257 00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:43,730 THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD. WHOA 258 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,133 IF YOU HAVE A FUN TALENT, I WANT TO SEE IT GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM 259 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,403 /SHOWMESOMETHINGGOOD SUBMIT A VIDEO STICK AROUND 260 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:54,441 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ICE-T, EVERYBODY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING 261 00:17:54,441 --> 00:18:06,486 OH, MY GOSH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 262 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:15,428 ♪ IF IT'S LOV YOU WANT FROM ME THEN TAKE IT AWA 263 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:39,152 EVERYTHING'S NOT ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU SE IT'S OVER AGAIN ♪ 264 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:42,455 Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST STARS ON THE VERY POPULAR LONG-RUNNING TELEVISION SERIES, 265 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:48,895 "LAW & ORDER: SVU," WHICH AIRS THURSDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON NBC. AND YOU CAN CATCH UP ON THIS 266 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:55,602 SEASON ON PEACOCK. PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, ICE-T. 267 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:55,635 PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, ICE-T. 268 00:18:57,070 --> 00:19:05,178 ♪ ♪ 269 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:17,424 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ICE, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 270 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,826 AND THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU COME BY, BUD. 271 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,562 YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS A A TREAT WHEN PLAYERS MEET, MAN IT'S ALWAYS-- 272 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,731 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AH, I LOVE IT. I'VE GOT TO JUST SAY I'M 273 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:30,537 FANBOYING OUT A LITTLE BIT HERE FOR YOU, 'CAUSE I SAW YOU AT THE GRAMMYS, ON THE-- 274 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:35,675 THIS IS THE 50-- 50th ANNIVERSARY OF HIP-HOP, THE TRIBUTE TO HIP-HOP 275 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,845 AND YOU CAME OUT AND CRUSHED IT, BUDDY. YOU WERE UNBELIEVABLE. 276 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:44,317 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT WAS ALL THANKS TO QUESTLOVE. 277 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,720 Jimmy: IT WAS ALL THANKS TO QUESTLOVE. ALL THANKS TO QUESTLOVE 278 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:50,557 I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS, I GET A PHONE CALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 279 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,593 I MIND MY BUSINESS I GOT A PHONE CALL QUEST SAYS, "MAN, I NEED YOU AT 280 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:58,531 THE GRAMMYS ON SUNDAY. I'M LIKE, "I CAN'T DO IT." BECAUSE I'M-- WE FILM EVERY 281 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:03,436 WEEKDAY. SO, MONDAYS, I WORK. SO, I CAN'T GO TO THE 282 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,272 SUPER BOWL, I CAN'T GO TO GRAMMYS. AND HE WAS LIKE, "ICE, THIS IS 283 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,576 GONNA BE EPIC. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO MISS. 284 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,745 AND FOR A QUICK SECOND, I SAID, "I DON'T WANT TO BE THE GUY SITTING AT HOME WATCHING IT AND 285 00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:17,984 SAYING, 'YOU KNOW, THEY ASKED ME TO DO THIS.' AND EVERYBODY SAYING, 'YOU LYING.' 286 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,820 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 287 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,223 AND THEN I ALSO KNEW QUEST PROBABLY HAD ICE CUBE ON SPEED DIAL, RIGHT? 288 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:26,426 SO - [ LAUGHTER ] SOON AS I-- SO I WAS LIKE, 289 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,029 "MAN, YEAH." SO, I CALLED "LAW & ORDER," AND THEY SAID, "WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU 290 00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:33,066 HAVE THAT EPISODE OFF. WE TAKE TWO EPISODES OFF EVERY SEASON 291 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:37,103 AND IT WAS JUST A NATURAL. AND I WENT OUT THERE AND IT WAS WITH ALL MY PEERS. 292 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:41,307 AND IT WAS REALLY ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS ON STAGE. IT WAS ONLY EIGHT BARS, BUT IT 293 00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:47,480 WAS EIGHT BARS TO PROBABLY THE MOST PEOPLE I'VE EVER PERFORMED TO LIVE IN MY LIFE 294 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:52,318 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU NAILED IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT WAS FLAWLESS. 295 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:53,520 MM-HM Jimmy: WERE YOU NERVOUS AT ALL? 296 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,922 YES YEAH, I WAS NERVOUS. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU 297 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,858 RUNNING-- THEY'RE RUNNING A A TRACK. AND THE TRACK IS COMING IN 298 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,928 AND YOU'VE GOT TO CATCH YOUR CUE. AND, YOU KNOW, BLACK THOUGHT'LL 299 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:05,532 TELL YOU, "YOU MISS THAT CUE, THE SHOW KEEPS GOING." SO, I'M WAITING AND SCARFACE IS 300 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:10,136 RAPPING, RIGHT AND THERE'S THIS INTRO TO "NEW JACK HUSTLER"-- 301 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:14,374 [ BEATBOXING ] BUT WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON, EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN, BUT I'M 302 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:17,977 LISTENING. YOU NEVER-- I WAS LISTENING SO HARD 303 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:22,148 AND WHEN I HEARD THAT, I JUST HAD TO COME IN, "HUSTLER!" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 304 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:26,419 AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M ON BEAT!" Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 305 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,088 BUT IF YOU MISSED THAT CUE, IT WAS A RAP, AND IT WAS GONNA BE VERY, VERY, VERY 306 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:32,325 DISRESPECTFUL. IT WAS GOING TO LOOK REAL BAD ON THE-- 307 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:35,362 Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE FLAWLESS 308 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,731 CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. THANK YOU Jimmy: AND I WAS, LIKE, SO 309 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:39,632 HAPPY AND SO PSYCHED TO SEE YOU DO THAT. THANK YOU 310 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:43,370 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THEN, RIGHT ON THE HEELS OF PERFORMING AT THE 311 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:47,841 GRAMMYS, YOU GOT YOUR STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME LOOK AT THIS 312 00:21:47,841 --> 00:21:53,179 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ HOW 'BOUT THAT? 313 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,281 Jimmy: I MEAN, I'VE GOT A A COUPLE PHOTOS HERE HERE'S YOU WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL 314 00:21:55,281 --> 00:22:01,821 WIFE, COCO, AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER, CHANEL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 315 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:05,225 WHAT-- WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WAS IT-- TALK TO ME WHAT IS IT LIKE? 316 00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:06,760 HEY MAN, AS MANY TIMES AS I GOT ARRESTED ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND SAW 317 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:15,869 THOSE STARS LIKE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONLY WAY 318 00:22:15,869 --> 00:22:20,073 YOU SAW THE STARS UP CLOSE, HUH? I WAS LIKE, REALLY-- 319 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:22,475 BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT MY FRIENDS WERE MORE EXCITED ABOUT IT THAN ME 320 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:25,979 YOU KNOW, THEY-- IT STARTED TO WEIGH ON ME AS IT CAME, GOT CLOSER AND CLOSER. 321 00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:28,081 THEY SAID, "NO, DO THIS FOR YOUR KIDS. DO THIS FOR EVERYBODY THAT 322 00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:32,652 LOVES YOU. THEN WHEN I-- I WENT THERE, SOUTH CENTRAL SHOWED UP. 323 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,722 THEY SAID, "YOU BROUGHT A STAR BACK TO THE HOOD, ICE. SO, IT BECAME BIGGER AND 324 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:40,293 BIGGER AND THEN, OF COURSE, DICK WOLF WAS THERE, MARISKA WAS THERE 325 00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:43,797 BUT IT WAS REALLY-- IT'S A STAR FOR MUSIC SO, FOR THE FIRST TIME, MY 326 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:48,835 "LAW & ORDER" FAMILY WAS SURROUNDED BY MY MUSIC FAMILY. Jimmy: WOW. 327 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:52,539 SO, CHUCK D CAME, ICE CUBE CAME, RUSSELL CAME IT WAS DOPE. 328 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:56,142 Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S SO COOL. THAT'S WELL DESERVED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 329 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:59,112 WELL-DESERVED. YOU CHANGED THE GAME, BUD. SPEAKING OF THE GAME, LET'S 330 00:22:59,112 --> 00:23:05,118 TALK ABOUT YOUR PODCAST, "ICE-T'S DAILY GAME," OKAY YEAH. 331 00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:07,854 Jimmy: THIS IS-- I THINK THIS IS PERFECT FOR YOU. WELL, FOR THE WHITE PEOPLE 332 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:10,857 OUT THERE, BLACK PEOPLE CALL - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BLACK PEOPLE CALL ANY TYPE OF 333 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:15,161 WISDOM "GAME," 'CAUSE WE FIGURE THIS IS THE GAME OF LIFE, YOU UNDERSTAND 334 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:19,432 SO, WHEN I SAY I'M THE "DAILY GAME," IT'S THE GAME OF LIFE SO, PEOPLE SAY, "WHAT GAME ARE 335 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,634 YOU PLAYING? I'M LIKE, "I'VE BEEN PLAYING IT SINCE I WAS BORN 336 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:26,339 THIS IS THE GAME OF LIFE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS LIFE 337 00:23:26,339 --> 00:23:28,608 YOU DIG SO, WHEN I GOT ON TWITTER, I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, TWITTER IS 338 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:33,213 MOB MENTALITY. WHOEVER HAS THE MOST MOB-- THAT'S-- RUNS TWITTER 339 00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:35,949 SO, I SAID, "I GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO GET PEOPLE TO COME BACK TO MY PAGE EVERY DAY. 340 00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:39,452 SO, I'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING DAILY. Jimmy: YEAH 341 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:42,188 AND I CAME UP WITH "THE DAILY GAME." SO, IT'S QUOTES, IT'S 342 00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:47,193 INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES AND IT WAS GOING SO GOOD ON TWITTER, iHEARTRADIO CAME AT ME 343 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:50,697 AND SAID, "LET'S DO A PODCAST WHERE PEOPLE CAN LISTEN TO IT EVERY DAY. 344 00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:53,967 IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF KNOWLEDGE IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF WISDOM. AND IT'S REAL QUICK. 345 00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:56,269 THEY'RE, LIKE, FIVE MINUTE PODCASTS." Jimmy: LIKE, CAN I GIVE A 346 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,805 A COUPLE QUOTES? JUST SO WE CAN THINK ABOUT IT? WHY NOT 347 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,641 I'LL BREAK THEM DOWN FOR Y'ALL Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,577 "IF YOU'RE A GIVER, LEARN YOUR LIMITS, BECAUSE TAKERS DON'T HAVE ANY." 349 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:07,747 [ AUDIENCE OOHS OOH SEE? 350 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:10,717 FELT THAT GAME GO UP IN YOU. IT WAS LIKE-- Jimmy: YEAH 351 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:12,686 GOT A LITTLE GAME. WE GOT A LITTLE GAME RIGHT HERE 352 00:24:12,686 --> 00:24:15,422 AND ALSO, WE CALL 'EM IN THE HOOD, WE CALL 'EM JEWELS Jimmy: OH, YEAH 353 00:24:15,422 --> 00:24:17,257 BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING VALUABLE HOLD ON TO THAT. 354 00:24:17,257 --> 00:24:19,459 I'MA HOLD ON TO THAT SO, THAT WAS THE JEWEL DROP ANOTHER JEWEL, RIGHT NOW. 355 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:22,829 Jimmy: YEAH, HERE YOU GO. [ LAUGHTER ] "YOUR CHARACTER WILL OUTWEIGH 356 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:30,603 ANY LIE TOLD ABOUT YOU THOSE WHO KNOW YOU, KNOW YOU." [ APPLAUSE ] 357 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:33,873 I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HEARD SOMEBODY COME OUT AND TRY TO TELL A LIE. 358 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:38,144 YOU SAY, "NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH THEY DIDN'T DO THAT. I GOT-- I NEED MORE FACTS." 359 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,980 YOU KNOW, SO-- YOU KNOW, CHARACTER. OKAY, KEEP GOING 360 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,183 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I LIKE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 361 00:24:43,183 --> 00:24:47,554 "I AM-- I'M ONLY RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY, NOT FOR WHAT YOU UNDERSTAND." 362 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:53,560 [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S-- THAT'S A JEWEL 363 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,729 YOU GOT TO-- YOU GOT TO GET THE PODCAST. IT'S ALL OVER. 364 00:24:55,729 --> 00:24:58,465 IT'S ON SPOTIFY. Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 365 00:24:58,465 --> 00:25:00,567 TUNE IN TO THIS EVERY DAY, YOU'RE GONNA GET A LITTLE BIT OF SOMETHING THAT 366 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:02,836 YOU CAN-- AND IT-- AND I'M QUOTING EVERYBODY-- ARISTOTLE, I EVEN 367 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:06,439 QUOTED YOU Jimmy: I HEARD THIS, BY THE WAY. 368 00:25:06,439 --> 00:25:10,276 IT WAS TODAY YOU QUOTED ME, AND I-- HONESTLY, IT MEANT THE WORLD TO ME, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE 369 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,912 I'M A BIG FAN OF YOU, OBVIOUSLY. MM-HM 370 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:15,415 Jimmy: BUT I SAID A QUOTE-- I GUESS I SAID A QUOTE, "HAVE FUN. 371 00:25:15,415 --> 00:25:19,452 BE SILLY YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE SILLY THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. 372 00:25:19,452 --> 00:25:22,088 "NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. YOU KNOW AND PEOPLE SAY, "WELL, ICE, YOU 373 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:25,058 CAME UP, YOU WITH THE GANGSTERS. LET ME TELL YOU, MAN 374 00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:27,660 THEY TELL-- THEY LAUGH, THEY JOKE, THEY TELL-- WE HAVE MORE FUN IN THE 375 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:30,730 HOOD-- Jimmy: MAKE FUN WITH EACH OTHER. 376 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,899 - JUST LAUGHING, MAKING FUN, BAGGING YOU KNOW, SHOOTING THE DOZENS 377 00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:35,535 AT EACH OTHER. SO-- AND ALSO, ONE THING ABOUT HAVING FUN, YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE 378 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:40,440 FUN. THOSE MOMENTS WHEN YOU'RE REALLY HAVING FUN, REALLY ENJOY 379 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,511 THEM DON'T FEEL GUILTY FOR THEM, 'CAUSE PAIN IS COMING. 380 00:25:44,511 --> 00:25:47,681 PAIN IS GUARANTEED THAT'S NOT A JOKE. THINK ABOUT IT 381 00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:50,950 THINK ABOUT IT, HOW OFTEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH HARDSHIPS AND THINGS 382 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:56,089 AND THOSE FEW MOMENTS WHEN YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY AND LAUGHING, ENJOY THEM 383 00:25:56,089 --> 00:25:58,925 DON'T FEEL GUILTY FOR THEM 'CAUSE THEY'LL-- THOSE ARE RARE, ALL RIGHT? 384 00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:02,095 UNDERSTAND THAT. Jimmy: YEAH, ENJOY IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 385 00:26:02,095 --> 00:26:06,700 I LOVE THAT. "ICE-T'S DAILY GAME," iHEART AND WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO 386 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:10,737 PODCASTS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "LAW & ORDER." 387 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:14,674 BUT I ALSO WANT TO BRING UP YOUR GOOD FRIEND, RICHARD BELZER, WHO RECENTLY 388 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:18,812 PASSED AWAY. WELL-- JUST WHAT I JUST SAID, OKAY 389 00:26:18,812 --> 00:26:23,049 SO, I HAVE ONE OF THE GREATEST WEEKS OF MY LIFE I GO OUT, HAVE FUN AT THE 390 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:27,454 GRAMMYS, I GET THIS STAR EVERYBODY'S LIKE, "ICE, ICE, THIS IS YOUR WEEK. 391 00:26:27,454 --> 00:26:31,157 WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY, BELZER PASSED AWAY. Jimmy: GEEZE. 392 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:34,127 SEE WHAT I'M SAYING Jimmy: YEAH SO, THOSE MOMENTS WHEN I WAS 393 00:26:34,127 --> 00:26:36,529 HAVING FUN, THAT WAS-- THAT WAS JUST A SHORT BLIP. AND NOW I'VE GOT TO DEAL WITH 394 00:26:36,529 --> 00:26:41,434 THE DEATH OF ONE OF MY REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS. I MEAN, WHEN I CAME ON "SVU," 395 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:46,072 ME AND BELZER, WE CLICKED REALLY QUICKLY AND IT'S LIKE-- IT'S HARD TO 396 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:49,976 TELL ABOUT BELZER WITHOUT BEING FUNNY, BUT BELZER WAS, LIKE-- Jimmy: HE WAS ONE OF THE 397 00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:52,712 FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH BELZER GOT ME REAL QUICK. HE SAYS, "ICE-T, YOU'RE GONNA 398 00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:56,649 BE MY PARTNER. YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK FOR IN A SCRIPT?" 399 00:26:56,649 --> 00:27:03,189 I'M LIKE, "WHAT? HE GOES, "DAYS OFF." [ LAUGHTER ] 400 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,925 Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY HE SAID, "WE'RE BOTH NIGHTCLUB ENTERTAINERS 401 00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:07,894 WE BOTH DON'T LIKE WORKING LATE AND WE DON'T LIKE WORKING 402 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:10,030 MUCH." Jimmy: YEAH "ME AND YOU'LL BE GREAT 403 00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:13,900 PARTNERS." I SAID, "WELL, BELZER. YOU'RE JEWISH AND I'M BLACK, SO 404 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:22,442 IF-- SO IF THE KLAN COME, I'VE JUST GOTTA OUTRUN YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 405 00:27:22,442 --> 00:27:27,347 Jimmy: COME ON, BUD BELZER, YOU WILL BE MISSED I LOVE BELZER, MAN. 406 00:27:27,347 --> 00:27:29,649 Jimmy: CAN WE SET UP THIS CLIP I THINK IT'D BE BEST TO SET 407 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:32,819 THIS UP BECAUSE IT'S VERY-- IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING WELL, IN THE EPISODE, I-- I 408 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:39,826 SPOKE ON MY PARTNER TO MY NEW PARTNER, KEVIN AND I WAS SPEAKING TO HIM, AND 409 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:43,863 I SPOKE ON-- I DIDN'T SAY BELZER'S NAME. Jimmy: RIGHT. 410 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:46,166 I DIDN'T SAY MUNCH'S NAME BUT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO HIM. THE SHOW CAME ON, AND THREE 411 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:51,404 DAYS LATER, HE PASSED AWAY Jimmy: HERE'S ICE-T IN 412 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:52,472 "LAW & ORDER: SVU. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 413 00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:55,575 YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY. 414 00:27:55,575 --> 00:27:58,278 I SEE YOUR ARMOR OH, HUMOR, FIN. SEE, I HAD A PARTNER, YEARS 415 00:27:58,278 --> 00:28:05,719 AGO, AN OLD HOMICIDE DETECTIVE HE HAD THE SAME EXACT DEFENSE MECHANISM. 416 00:28:05,719 --> 00:28:10,523 HE STILL AROUND AH, HE RETIRED. GUESS HE JUST RAN OUT OF GAS 417 00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:17,030 LAST I HEARD, HE MOVED BACK TO BALTIMORE. MET A DIVORCED FEMALE RABBI. 418 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:19,599 A RABBI YEAH. AND HE BOUGHT BACK HIS OLD COP 419 00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:25,672 BAR. IT'S ABOUT 1:30 A.M. HE'S PROBABLY CRACKING A JOKE 420 00:28:25,672 --> 00:28:29,342 TO SOME BARFLY THAT SKINNY BASTARD HAD A PUNCHLINE FOR EVERY SECOND OF 421 00:28:29,342 --> 00:28:33,713 THE DAY. Jimmy: YEAH COME ON, BUD 422 00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:37,217 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING YEAH. 423 00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:39,185 Jimmy: ICE-T, EVERYBODY "LAW & ORDER: SVU" AIRS THURSDAYS. 424 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:44,758 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THURSDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON NBC. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 425 00:28:44,758 --> 00:28:46,326 BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 426 00:28:46,326 --> 00:29:15,021 ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR FOR HER 427 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:19,125 ROLE IN THE FILM "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE," WHICH IS OUT NOW 428 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:24,364 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME STEPHANIE HSU. 429 00:29:24,898 --> 00:29:35,308 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ 430 00:29:35,308 --> 00:29:39,579 Jimmy: HEY! STEPHANIE, WELCOME IT IS SO GREAT TO MEET YOU 431 00:29:39,579 --> 00:29:41,881 IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. Jimmy: REALLY, AND WHAT A 432 00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:44,050 A KNOCKOUT PERFORMANCE IN THIS MOVIE. CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. 433 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:47,654 THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU SO MUCH. 434 00:29:47,654 --> 00:29:50,190 Jimmy: FIRST, CONGRATULATIONS, THE CAST OF "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT 435 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:53,126 ONCE" HAD A BIG NIGHT AT THE S.A.G. AWARDS. YES 436 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:56,229 Jimmy: I MEAN, REALLY THAT WAS FANTASTIC BUT I LIKED THIS, THE CAMERA 437 00:29:56,229 --> 00:30:01,001 CAME OVER TO YOU AND YOU WERE HOLDING-- YOU LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND 438 00:30:01,001 --> 00:30:03,636 YOU WERE HOLDING, LIKE, WHAT IS THIS A SILVER-- WHAT IS IT 439 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:06,806 A BALL WHO IS THAT INTENSE PERSON? Jimmy: LOOK AT HOW FUN. 440 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:08,875 IT'S ME Jimmy: YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE FUN. 441 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,610 IT'S ME Jimmy: COME ON, YEAH. HOW FUN. 442 00:30:10,610 --> 00:30:12,912 BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHAT IS THIS YEAH, SO, JAMIE LEE CURTIS 443 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:17,183 IS LIKE OUR BIGGEST CHEERLEADER AND HER BIGGEST LOVE LANGUAGE IS GIFT GIVING 444 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:22,222 AND SO RIGHT BEFORE THE CATEGORY CAME OUT, SHE RAN AROUND TO THE WHOLE CAST, AND 445 00:30:22,222 --> 00:30:26,459 SHE GAVE THIS LITTLE BALL TO US, THAT'S LIKE A LITTLE ROCK, SO THAT NO ONE WOULD LEAVE 446 00:30:26,459 --> 00:30:28,895 EMPTY HANDED Jimmy: COME ON! I KNOW. 447 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:30,530 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] WE LOVE IT Jimmy: THAT'S-- COME ON. 448 00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:32,799 THAT'S THE AWESOME JAMIE LEE BUT YOU DID-- NO ONE LEFT EMPTY HANDED 449 00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:35,335 NO, NO. IN FACT, A S.A.G. AWARD IS VERY HEAVY. 450 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:37,937 Jimmy: YEAH YOU GUYS CRUSHED IT. THAT WAS GREAT 451 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:41,675 HOW DOES IT FEEL HOW DOES ALL THESE ACCOLADES FEEL 452 00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:46,379 YOU KNOW, THIS MOVIE IS SO SPECIAL TO ME. WE FILMED IN 2020. 453 00:30:46,379 --> 00:30:52,385 I KNEW THEN THAT IT WAS THE MOST SPECIAL EXPERIENCE I'VE EVER HAD CREATIVELY IN MY LIFE 454 00:30:52,385 --> 00:30:56,423 I KNEW THEN THAT IT WAS AMAZING, AND THEN, YOU KNOW, WE PUT IT ON HOLD FOR TWO YEARS 455 00:30:56,423 --> 00:31:00,360 AND THEN PREMIERED AT SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST. AND THEN THAT WAS AMAZING TO 456 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,064 FINALLY GET TO SHARE IT. THE RECEPTION WAS AMAZING. SO, IT'S JUST BEEN, LIKE, 457 00:31:04,064 --> 00:31:10,403 STACKS ON STACKS ON STACKS OF JUST INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE JOURNEY. 458 00:31:10,403 --> 00:31:13,273 Jimmy: AND NOW YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD OSCAR 459 00:31:13,273 --> 00:31:15,108 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: AN OSCAR OSCAR 460 00:31:15,108 --> 00:31:17,210 Jimmy: OSCAR. OSCAR YEAH 461 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:19,279 Jimmy: YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR YES 462 00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:21,681 Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU GOT NOMINATED WHERE WERE YOU 463 00:31:21,681 --> 00:31:25,518 I WAS ON AN AIRPLANE. I'VE BEEN SHOOTING THIS MOVIE CALLED "THE FALL GUY," 464 00:31:25,518 --> 00:31:29,656 DAVID LEITCH'S NEXT FILM, WITH RYAN GOSLING AND EMILY BLUNT AND SO I'VE BEEN - 465 00:31:29,656 --> 00:31:31,958 [ APPLAUSE ] YEAH IT'S GONNA BE VERY SPECIAL 466 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:34,461 Jimmy: WOW. YEAH, NO BIG DEAL. YEAH, COME BACK FOR THAT 467 00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:37,964 YEAH. AND I'VE BEEN COMMUTING TO SYDNEY, WHICH HAS BEEN - 468 00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:40,600 Jimmy: WHAT SYDNEY IS FAR, IT TURNS OUT Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DON'T 469 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:44,004 COMMUTE TO AUSTRALIA BUT I HAVE BEEN Jimmy: WOW, THANK YOU FOR 470 00:31:44,004 --> 00:31:45,972 BEING HERE TONIGHT YEAH. AND-- AND I FOUND OUT ON THE 471 00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:50,343 PLANE. AND I KNEW I WAS GONNA BE FLYING BACK FROM SYDNEY TO L.A. 472 00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:54,581 THE DAY OF THE ANNOUNCEMENTS Jimmy: YEAH AND I WANTED TO DO A RITUAL 473 00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:59,185 FOR MYSELF TO-- YOU KNOW, THINGS HAVE GOTTEN SHINIER AND SHINIER. 474 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:02,355 AND I WANTED TO HAVE A MOMENT WHERE I GOT TO WATCH THE MOVIE ONE MORE TIME TO LOOK BACK ON 475 00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:07,260 THAT MOMENT OF THAT SEED OF MAKING, THE HEARTBEAT, THIS VERY SPECIAL THING WE MADE 476 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:11,197 TOGETHER AND I HADN'T WATCHED IT ON A A PLANE. 477 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:14,501 SO, BEFORE THE ANNOUNCEMENTS CAME OUT, I WATCHED IT ON THE PLANE. 478 00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:18,738 AND I FELT LIKE ONE OF THOSE SUPERFANS OF OUR OWN MOVIE WHERE THEY ALWAYS SAY, "YOU 479 00:32:18,738 --> 00:32:21,908 KNOW, THE MOVIE STARTS AND I JUST START WEEPING." AND THAT WAS ME. 480 00:32:21,908 --> 00:32:24,444 AND I WAS SO EMBARRASSED I WAS LIKE, "I HOPE NO ONE'S SEEING ME CRY AT OUR OWN 481 00:32:24,444 --> 00:32:27,280 MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU'RE WATCHING YOUR 482 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,482 OWN MOVIE, CRYING. YEAH, EXACTLY AND IT WAS LIKE-- 483 00:32:29,482 --> 00:32:33,853 Jimmy: "WHAT A PERFORMANCE! [ LAUGHTER ] "ISN'T SHE FANTASTIC?" 484 00:32:33,853 --> 00:32:36,389 BUT IT WAS-- IT WAS BEFORE I EVEN CAME ON THERE'S THIS OPENING MONTAGE 485 00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:40,493 WHERE WE'RE IN A MIRROR AND YOU SEE THE FAMILY-- THE MOTHER, THE DAUGHTER, AND THE 486 00:32:40,493 --> 00:32:43,396 HUSBAND-- Jimmy: YEAH JUST SINGING KARAOKE 487 00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:47,100 TOGETHER AND I LITERALLY STARTED WEEPING, AND I WAS LIKE, "THEY 488 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:51,338 HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO THEM." [ LAUGHTER ] 489 00:32:51,338 --> 00:32:53,106 "THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW! YOU KNOW Jimmy: DID YOU-- DID YOU 490 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:55,108 GET-- AND THEN YOU GET NOMINATED. YES 491 00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:58,311 LIKE, RIGHT AS WE'RE ABOUT TO LAND, MY PHONE STARTED TO GO OFF. 492 00:32:58,311 --> 00:33:01,614 Jimmy: YEP. AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING?" 493 00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:07,387 AND I JUST KIND OF LIKE SAT IN THE LITTLE HOVEL BY MYSELF BEING LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING ON?" 494 00:33:07,387 --> 00:33:11,891 AND THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT CAME UP TO ME, AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU'VE BEEN SO QUIET THIS 495 00:33:11,891 --> 00:33:15,161 WHOLE TRIP YOU'RE SUCH AN INCREDIBLE PASSENGER. 496 00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:20,066 I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, THANKS, I COMMUTE TO SYDNEY. AND SHE WAS LIKE, "AND YOU'RE 497 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:24,871 SO SMART TO BRING EVERYTHING." AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. DOES SHE KNOW? 498 00:33:24,871 --> 00:33:28,808 BUT I THINK SHE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT I ALWAYS PACK MY OWN LUNCH 499 00:33:28,808 --> 00:33:32,879 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SO SHE HAD NO IDEA SHE HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS 500 00:33:32,879 --> 00:33:34,647 Jimmy: YOU WERE LIKE, "DID YOU CATCH ME WATCHING MY OWN--" SHE'S LIKE "YOU BROUGHT 501 00:33:34,647 --> 00:33:36,916 EVERYTHING." "EVERYTHING." Jimmy: "EVERYWHERE. 502 00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:39,753 ALL AT ONCE. THEN YOU GO-- SALAD 503 00:33:39,753 --> 00:33:41,821 Jimmy: SALAD. YEAH, EXACTLY. EXACTLY 504 00:33:41,821 --> 00:33:43,556 Jimmy: I'VE GOTTA SAY, RIGHT-- ALMOST EXACTLY WHEN IT CAME OUT, IT BARELY WAS OUT, 505 00:33:43,556 --> 00:33:51,564 QUESTLOVE WAS LIKE, "DUDE, THIS IS THE-- THIS IS THE MOVIE. WELL, QUESTLOVE WAS MY MOST 506 00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:57,470 SPECIAL AND KIND OF FIRST BIG, LIKE, CELEBRITY INTRODUCTION, WHERE HE CAME TO A SCREENING WE 507 00:33:57,470 --> 00:34:03,143 WERE DOING AND I HAD HEARD-- LIKE, WORD ON THE BLOCK WAS THAT QUESTLOVE 508 00:34:03,143 --> 00:34:07,514 REALLY LOVED THE MOVIE AND SO, I SAW HIM COME INTO THE SCREENING, AND I WAS LIKE, "IF 509 00:34:07,514 --> 00:34:12,552 THERE WAS EVER A CHANCE THAT I COULD SAY HI TO QUESTLOVE, IT'S NOW. 510 00:34:12,552 --> 00:34:17,357 SO, I LIKE WALKED RIGHT UP TO HIM, AND I WAS LIKE, "HI I'M STEPHANIE. 511 00:34:17,357 --> 00:34:19,759 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. Jimmy: YEAH 512 00:34:19,759 --> 00:34:21,528 AND HE WAS AMAZING. AND IT WAS-- BUT I-- AND THEN I WALKED AWAY-- 513 00:34:21,528 --> 00:34:23,930 I DIDN'T TELL YOU THIS PART. BUT I WALKED AWAY AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DID I JUST DO? 514 00:34:23,930 --> 00:34:28,735 [ LAUGHTER ] "WOW, I'M SO STRONG. Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY ARE 515 00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:31,571 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S STEPHANIE HSU IN "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT 516 00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:33,506 ONCE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 517 00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:40,547 ♪ IS IT THAT I "CAN'T" BE HERE 518 00:34:40,547 --> 00:34:44,084 OR THAT I'M NOT "ALLOWED" TO BE HERE [ CIGARETTE SIZZLES 519 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:44,651 [ CIGARETTE SIZZLES HEY 520 00:34:47,887 --> 00:34:48,621 HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM 521 00:34:48,621 --> 00:34:53,660 SEE, I CAN PHYSICALLY BE HERE ♪ 522 00:34:53,660 --> 00:34:58,898 BUT WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY IS YOU'RE NOT ALLOWING ME TO BE HERE 523 00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:02,335 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. COME ON. 524 00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:02,369 HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. COME ON. 525 00:35:03,870 --> 00:35:05,772 IT'S LIKE-- WAYMOND. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME WALK 526 00:35:05,772 --> 00:35:10,910 THROUGH YOU? YEAH, CUTE. CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT EITHER 527 00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:16,049 AGAIN WITH THE "CAN'T"! SEE, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THAT 528 00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:26,059 WORD ♪ ♪ 529 00:35:26,059 --> 00:35:27,961 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 530 00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:33,099 STEPHANIE HSU. "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE" IS OUT NOW 531 00:35:33,099 --> 00:35:35,502 ADAM LAMBERT PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 532 00:35:35,502 --> 00:36:00,226 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: COVERING "DO YOU 533 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:05,031 REALLY WANT TO HURT ME," FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "HIGH DRAMA," 534 00:36:05,031 --> 00:36:08,068 GIVE IT UP FOR ADAM LAMBERT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 535 00:36:08,568 --> 00:36:23,950 ♪ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT M DO YOU REALL 536 00:36:23,950 --> 00:36:32,926 WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪ ♪ PRECIOUS KISSES WORDS THAT BURN ME 537 00:36:32,926 --> 00:36:42,769 LOVERS NEVER ASK YOU WHY ♪ ♪ IN MY HEART THE FIRE IS BURNIN 538 00:36:42,769 --> 00:36:48,541 CHOOSE MY COLO FIND A STAR ♪ ♪ PRECIOUS PEOPLE 539 00:36:48,541 --> 00:36:57,083 ALWAYS TELL ME THAT'S A STE A STEP TOO FAR ♪ 540 00:36:57,083 --> 00:37:06,693 ♪ IF IT'S LOV YOU WANT FROM ME THEN TAKE IT AWAY ♪ 541 00:37:06,693 --> 00:37:17,203 ♪ EVERYTHING'S NO WHAT YOU SEE IT'S OVER AGAIN ♪ 542 00:37:17,203 --> 00:37:22,642 ♪ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT M DO YOU REALL 543 00:37:22,642 --> 00:37:31,951 WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪ ♪ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT M 544 00:37:31,951 --> 00:37:37,857 DO YOU REALL WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪ ♪ YOU'VE BEEN TALKING 545 00:37:37,857 --> 00:37:46,599 BUT BELIEVE ME IF IT'S TRUE YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 546 00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:52,172 ♪ THIS BOY LOVE WITHOUT A REASON I'M PREPARED T 547 00:37:52,172 --> 00:37:59,813 LET YOU GO ♪ ♪ IF IT'S LOV YOU WANT FROM ME 548 00:37:59,813 --> 00:38:09,756 THEN TAKE IT AWAY ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING'S NO WHAT YOU SEE 549 00:38:09,756 --> 00:38:29,442 IT'S OVER AGAIN ♪ ♪ GIVE ME TIM TO REALIZE MY CRIM 550 00:38:29,442 --> 00:38:49,062 LET ME LOVE AND STEAL ♪ ♪ I HAVE DANCED INSIDE YOUR EYES 551 00:38:49,062 --> 00:39:02,142 HOW CAN I BE REA HOW CAN I BE REAL ♪ ♪ 552 00:39:02,142 --> 00:39:08,148 ♪ M HOW CAN I BE REAL ♪ ♪ DO YOU REALLY 553 00:39:08,148 --> 00:39:17,223 WANT TO HURT M DO YOU REALL WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪ 554 00:39:17,223 --> 00:39:22,562 ♪ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT M DO YOU REALL 555 00:39:22,562 --> 00:39:31,738 WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪ ♪ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT M 556 00:39:31,738 --> 00:39:38,311 DO YOU REALL WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪ ♪ DO YOU REALLY 557 00:39:38,311 --> 00:39:47,387 WANT TO HURT M DO YOU REALL WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪ 558 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:51,858 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON! HEY 559 00:39:51,858 --> 00:39:53,526 Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 560 00:39:53,526 --> 00:39:55,362 COME ON, BUD THANK YOU Jimmy: THANK YOU. 561 00:39:55,362 --> 00:39:58,431 THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. ADAM LAMBERT RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 562 00:39:58,431 --> 00:40:03,336 "HIGH DRAMA" IS OUT NOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. CONGRATS ON THE RECORD, BUD. 563 00:40:03,336 --> 00:40:24,357 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: MY THANKS TO - 564 00:40:24,357 --> 00:40:28,862 I FEEL SO-- I FEEL SO SHORT MY THANKS TO ICE T, STEPHANIE HSU, ADAM LAMBERT. 565 00:40:28,862 --> 00:40:34,200 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 566 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,038 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSLYVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 567 00:40:38,038 --> 00:40:41,975 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE