Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ICE-T.
STEPHANIE HSU. MUSICAL GUEST, ADAM LAMBERT. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1805
Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! WELCOME! THANK YOU!
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TODAY IS MARCH 1st, WHICH MEANS IT IS THE START OF WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EXACTLY RIGHT. ♪
YEAH JUST REMEMBER, BEHIND EVERY GREAT WOMAN IS A MAN LOUDLY
REPEATING HER IDEAS. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
TODAY, IN WASHINGTON, THE CONSERVATIVE POLITCAL ACTION CONFERENCE, OR CPAC, KICKED
OFF. IT'S BASICALLY COACHELLA FOR PEOPLE WHO POST ON FACEBOOK IN
ALL CAPS [ LAUGHTER ] I HEARD THAT THIS YEAR, TOP
REPUBLICANS LIKE RON DeSANTIS AND MITCH McCONNELL AREN'T ATTENDING CPAC
IT'S BEING HELD IN D.C. AT THE GAYLORD NATIONAL RESORT AND CONVENTION CENTER.
NOW-- NOW WE KNOW MIKE PENCE WON'T BE THERE EITHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
CPAC CALLS ITSELF THE LARGEST, AND MOST INFLUENTIAL, GATHERING OF CONSERVATIVES IN THE WORLD.
THE SPEECHES WILL BE SERIOUS, WHILE THE PEOPLE TRYING TO DANCE AT THE AFTER-PARTY WILL
BE HILARIOUS [ LAUGHTER ] ♪
BUT THIS IS NICE AFTER EACH SPEECH, THERE WILL BE A Q-ANON-- SORRY, A Q&A.
[ LAUGHTER ] Q&A. Q&A.
DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS A FEW DAYS AGO, WHEN FIRST LADY JILL BIDEN WAS FLYING BACK FROM
A TRIP TO KENYA, THE PLANE STOPPED TO REFUEL IN ITALY, AND SHE ORDERED 19 PIZZAS.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, APPARENTLY, WEED IS LEGAL ON "AIR FORCE ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS GOING TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS, BUT SHE DIDN'T WANT
TO OVERDO IT THEN SHE NEEDED BEER, SO THEY STOPPED IN GERMANY
[ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS. APPARENTLY, KING CHARLES IS
EVICTING HARRY AND MEGHAN FROM THEIR ROYAL RESIDENCE IN THE U.K.
IT'S A TOUGH BREAK FOR HARRY AND MEGHAN NOTHING HURTS MORE THAN GETTING
EVICTED THREE YEARS AFTER YOU MOVED OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME TV NEWS TODAY, THE THIRD SEASON OF "THE
MANDALORIAN" PREMIERED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOVE THAT.
YOU CAN TELL BABY YODA HAS GOTTEN SUPER FAMOUS BECAUSE IN THIS ONE HE JUST KEEPS PLUGGING
HIS TEQUILA BRAND. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
THE NEW SEASON OF "THE MANDALORIAN" IS HERE THAT'S RIGHT, FANS HAVE BEEN
WAITING OVER TWO YEARS AND AS A SPECIAL TREAT, DISNEY PLUS ANNOUNCED A NEW SPINOFF
SERIES YEAH, CHECK THIS OUT
MANDALORIAN" FOR THE ALL-NEW SPINOFF "COCAINE BABY YODA." HE-HE-HE!
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Steve: COME ON. Jimmy: I'LL WATCH IT. WELL, GET THIS
TODAY, NETFLIX SAID THAT LATER THIS YEAR, THEY'RE PREMIERING A "STRANGER THINGS" PLAY
RIGHT NOW, A TEAM OF CHOREOGRAPHERS IS HARD AT WORK TEACHING A DEMOGORGON HOW TO
JAZZ HAND. [ LAUGHTER ] ♪
IT'S AN INTERESTING PLAY AFTER EVERY TEN MINUTES, AN ACTOR ASKS, "ARE YOU STILL
WATCHING?" [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I SAW THAT THE RELEASE OF
"THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS MOVIE" HAS BEEN MOVED UP BY TWO DAYS
IN OTHER WORDS, YEAH, THE FILM'S PRODUCERS HEARD - [ MARIO COIN JINGLE
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY REALIZED IT COULD BE A--
[ MARIO UP SOUND ] SO THEY SEARCHED MARIO'S RELEASE DATE AND -
[ MARIO POWER UP SOUND ] WHICH MEANS THE OTHER MOVIES THAT COME OUT THAT WEEK ARE--
[ MARIO DIES SOUND EFFECT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WELL, LISTEN TO THIS
BUSCH GARDENS IN TAMPA JUST OPENED ONE OF THE WORLD'S TALLEST AND FASTEST RIDES.
CAN WE SEE IT? [ AUDIENCE OOHS LOOKS LIKE HOW MY DAUGHTER
DRAWS ME [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S CALLED THE SERENGETI
FLIER. YOU MAY KNOW IT BY ITS OTHER NAME, THE CELL PHONE CATAPULT.
[ LAUGHTER ] NOT SURE I TRUST THE WORLD'S FASTEST RIDE AT BUSCH GARDENS.
IT'S LIKE HEARING THE WORLD'S FASTEST CAR IS BUILT BY KIA. YOU GO, WELL -
AND FINALLY, DO YOU EVER SEE A A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THE HEADLINE SHOULD BE
DIFFERENT. WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT RIGHT
NOW. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND
IMPROVED." HERE WE GO
♪ NEWS AND IMPROVED ♪ Jimmy: THE HEADLINE COULD BE BETTER
Steve: SURE Jimmy: LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.
THE FIRST PHOTO HERE THIS ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS, "BIDEN ANNOUNCES KEY
APPOINTMENTS." THAT HEADLINE COULD DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED.
BECAUSE IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "PEEPAW FINALLY
FINDS WALDO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UP NEXT THIS HEADLINE SAYS,
"SENATOR WARREN RECEIVES BRIEFING AT CAPITOL. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN,
"LOCAL MOM REALIZES WHY SHE SHOULD KNOCK FIRST." [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S LIKE, "SORRY! I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "SAM SMITH
UNVEILS OUTFIT AT BRIT AWARDS. [ LAUGHTER ] HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN,
"PERSON ATTEMPTS TO SNEAK SNACKS FROM HOME INTO MOVIE THEATER.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DID YOU SEE "AVATAR? NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "THE DUKE
AND DUCHESS VISIT WALES. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "LOCAL COUPLE LAUGHS A LITTLE
TOO HARD TO TRY TO GET SEATED QUICKER AT TGI-FRIDAYS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"NO SPECIALS BECAUSE EVERYTHING HERE IS A SPECIAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT HEADLINE WAS "EMMANUEL MACRON ARRIVES TO INTERNATIONAL AGRICULTURAL
FAIR." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "COWORKERS RECEIVE FREE
CUPCAKES IN BREAK ROOM EMAIL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "WORLD
LEADERS SIGNED JOINT DECLARATION. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN,
"MADAME TUSSAUDS INTRODUCES BORING AF ROOM." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Steve: WOW. Jimmy: NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "DEFENSE PRESS SECRETARY HOLDS
PENTAGON BRIEFING. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "GENERAL SPICES UP SECURITY
BRIEFING WITH A FEW 'PEW, PEW, PEWS.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "POPE ADDRESSES CROWD AT VATICAN." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "GUY
WITH COURT SIDE SEATS TRIES TO HIGH FIVE STEPH CURRY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"CURRY OVER HERE STEPH, STEPH, RIGHT HERE, MAN. AND FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS,
"SCOTTISH POLITICIAN LAUNCHES BID FOR LEADERSHIP CONTEST." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "BOOK
CLUB ABOUT TO GET LIT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR "NEWS
AND IMPROVED." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
♪
Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE TONIGHT. BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANT TO
REMIND EVERYONE TO TUNE INTO NBC NEXT TUESDAY, MARCH 7th AT 10:00 P.M. AFTER "THE VOICE.
IS THAT HOW YOU SAY IT IN FRENCH Steve: I DON'T KNOW
Jimmy: DOES ANYONE SPEAK FRENCH HERE? HOW DO YOU SAY VOICE
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] IT'S NOT "THE VOICE," AFTER--
- [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] - - IS THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "THAT'S MY JAM."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ "THAT'S MY JAM."
TUESDAY NIGHT, 10:00 WHOO BOOM
IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE-- [ HUMMING Steve: YEAH
Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE - [ HUMMING
Steve: OH, ALMOST - Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT Steve: THAT'S MY MARMALADE.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: MAYBE THEY'RE NOT READY.
Steve: OH Jimmy: MAYBE THEY'VE GOT TO GET PSYCHED FOR TUESDAY.
WE NEED A-- [ CYMBAL ROLL IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE-- NEXT
TUESDAY IS GOING TO BE LIKE-- ♪ WHOO-HOO!
Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YES!
EXACTLY RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE
JASON DERULO, JULIA MICHAELS, KELSEA BALLERINI, NICOLE SCHERZINGER WAS ON THE
FIRST EPISODE. AND SO, "THAT'S MY JAM," WE'RE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT.
WE REALLY WORKED HARD ON THIS THING. AND IN HONOR OF, THAT I THOUGHT
WE WOULD DO SOMETHING FUN WITH HASH TAGS THIS WEEK. SO, I SENT OUT THE HASH TAG
"THAT'S MY JAM." AND ASKED YOU GUYS TO SEND IN SOME FUNNY OR WEIRD THINGS THAT
YOU LIKE YOU DO, THINGS THAT ARE YOUR JAM LIKE I SAID, "SAYING 'HI' TO
THE DOG, BEFORE SAYING 'HI' TO THE OWNER. THAT'S MY JAM.
I DO THAT. OR FRENCH FRIES ON MY CHEESEBURGER
DOES ANYBODY DO THAT YEAH. Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM.
I LOVE THAT, YEAH. SO, IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ALONG, SEND OUT YOUR TWEET, AND BE
SURE TO USE THE #THATSMYJAM WE'LL SHOW OUR FAVORITES TOMORROW NIGHT ON THE SHOW
AND THEN WATCH "THAT'S MY JAM" TUESDAY NIGHT. IT'S GOING TO FUN.
♪ WHOO-HOO! [ APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT SOME OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE ARE
ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. HE STARS ON "LAW & ORDER: SVU," WHICH AIRS THURSDAY NIGHTS
RIGHT HERE ON NBC. ICE-T IS HERE! Steve: OH, MY GOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ WHOO-HOO!
Steve: WOW! VERY KINETIC THAT'S YOUR JAM.
Jimmy: PLUS, SHE'S OSCAR NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE IN THE FILM -
YEAH! Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OSCAR NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE IN THE FILM "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE," WHICH IS OUT NOW
STEPHANIE HSU IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
WHOO-HOO! Steve: CAREFUL, CAREFUL Jimmy: OUR PRODUCERS ARE
LIKE, DON'T THROW THE WATER. Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC HE'S GOING TO BE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ CYMBAL ROLL [ CHEERS ] [ CYMBAL ROLL
[ CHEERS ] HE'S GOING TO BE A GUEST ON "THAT'S MY JAM" LATER THIS
SEASON IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS. Steve: WHAT Jimmy: BUT TONIGHT, HE'S
PERFORMING FOR US, INTERNATIONAL MUSIC SUPERSTAR, ADAM LAMBERT IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ WHOO-HOO!
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE
SHOWCASING SOME AMAZING TALENTS FROM OUR VIEWERS STAY RIGHT HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ WHOO-HOO!
♪ WHOO-HOO ♪
Jimmy: YOU GOT YOUR STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME LOOK AT THIS
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HEY MAN, AS MANY TIMES AS I GOT ARRESTED ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND SAW THOSE STARS
EVERYBODY. WE LOVE OUR AUDIENCE YOU WATCH US EVERY NIGHT
BUT RIGHT NOW, WE WANT TO CHANGE THINGS UP AND WATCH YOU WE ASKED YOU GUYS AT HOME TO
SEND US SOME FUN OR UNIQUE TALENTS THAT YOU HAVE. WE GOT SUBMISSIONS FROM
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE WORLD. AND WE'RE GOING TO MEET SOME OF
THEM NOW IT IS TIME FOR "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD."
♪ ♪ SHOW ME SOMETHING GOO
SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD SHOW ME ♪
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST HELLO.
COME ON OVER HI HI.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: NICE TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU. Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING HERE
NO PROBLEM. THANKS FOR HAVING ME Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND
WHERE ARE YOU FROM MY NAME IS AJIEA HARGRAVE I'M ORIGINALLY FROM READING,
PENNSYLVANIA, BUT I LIVE IN L.A. NOW Jimmy: HEY, L.A
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU GO AJIEA, WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE
SHARING WITH US TONIGHT? SO, I WAS GOING TO DO A BACK TUCK AND PUT THESE SHORTS ON
MIDAIR [ AUDIENCE OHS ] Jimmy: SO, WAIT, YOU'RE
GOING TO DO A BACK TUCK, WHICH IS A FLIP, RIGHT YEP
Jimmy: A BACK TUCK AND PUT THE SHORTS ON MIDAIR I'M READY TO SEE THIS.
DO YOU NEED ANYTHING CAN I HELP YOU YEAH.
ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA NEED A A TRAMPOLINE Jimmy: WE GOT A TRAMPOLINE
RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
OH, PERFECT Jimmy: AJIEA, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY
OKAY. Jimmy: I'M GOING TO STAND BACK
♪ [ DRUM ROLL Jimmy: HERE WE GO
COME ON. [ CHEERS ] Steve: COME ON!
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: YES! THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT! COME ON NOW!
THANK YOU Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT
CAN WE SEE THAT-- CAN WE SEE THAT IN SLOW MOTION? WE'VE GOT TO SEE THAT AGAIN.
WHOA, YES! COME ON. FANTASTIC.
THANK YOU Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU. Jimmy: NOW, LET'S MEET OUR NEXT GUEST
COME ON OVER HERE. HELLO. HEY.
WHAT IS YOUR - ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM MADA GRAVIET.
I LIVE IN SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH I'M FROM RICHMOND, VIRGINIA. Jimmy: HEY.
ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, MADA, I SAW WHAT YOU'RE
GOING TO DO, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL IT AND RUIN IT FOR ANYONE
SO, DO YOU JUST WANT TO JUST WALK US THROUGH AND JUST - YEAH, YEAH.
Jimmy: JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT, BUT GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN.
SO, I'M LIKE THAT YOU SAID TALENT. IT'S MORE OF A PARTY TRICK
Jimmy: YEAH ALL YOU NEED IS FRUIT BY THE FOOT
Jimmy: OKAY FRUIT BY THE FOOT. MMM-HMM
AND ONE GOOD NOSTRIL Jimmy: NOT AN AD. NOT AN AD.
NOT YET Jimmy: NO OKAY.
START OFF LIKE THIS. Jimmy: FRUIT BY THE FOOT. ONLY ONE WAY TO OPEN THEM
Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT OH, THAT'S IT. YEAH.
SO, YOU DON'T REALLY NEED THE TREAT, BUT IT'S FUN TO MUNCH ON WHEN YOU'RE ROLLING IT UP.
WE'LL JUST PLACE THAT RIGHT THERE. Jimmy: SO, THE FRUIT GOES
THERE. YEAH. YOU START WITH THIS.
THIS LITTLE-- THE ROLLED SIDE Jimmy: THE ROLLED SIDE. YOU'RE JUST GOING TO TAKE
IT Jimmy: OKAY YOU'RE GONNA START ROLLING
IT UP. Jimmy: OKAY IT TAKES A MINUTE THOUGH.
Jimmy: OKAY, GO FOR IT. TAKE YOUR TIME ROLL SOME FOR US UP
Jimmy: OH, YOU HAVE SOME ROLLED I'VE GOT SOME ROLLED.
IT DEFINITELY-- IT TAKES A SEC. SO, I GOT SOME PRE-ROLLED FOR
US Jimmy: PRE-ROLLED FRUIT BY THE FOOT ROLL.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH ALL RIGHT.
SO, THANK YOU. PRE-ROLLED OKAY, SO TAKE IT LIKE THIS.
POOR WORD CHOICE Jimmy: IT'S LEGAL NOW IN NEW YORK, SO IT'S FINE
[ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW. WHENEVER I STARTED THIS, PEOPLE
ARE LIKE, WHAT KIND OF PARTY TRICK ARE YOU DOING THERE? Jimmy: SO, YOU HAVE THIS.
SYEAH, URE PICK A NOSTRIL. Jimmy: OKAY
YOU KINDA GOTTA - SOMETIMES YOU'VE GOT TO LET IT SIMMER FOR A SECOND, MAKE SURE
IT'S REALLY IN THERE ONCE IT'S IN THERE GOOD. [ DRUM ROLL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ I CAN-- I CAN DO BETTER IF WE
WANT TO TRY. Jimmy: NO LET'S TRY-- HERE, LET'S TRY
ONE TOGETHER LET'S DO IT Jimmy: CAN I DO ONE
JUST TAKE THIS ANY NOSTRIL? YOU MIGHT--.
ONE THREE. OH THAT'S PRETTY GOOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS PROBABLY BETTER THAN MINE
YOU WANT TO FIT IT TO YOUR NOSTRIL. BETTER THAN MINE
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU TAUGHT ME. THE STUDENT HAS NOW BECOME THE
TEACHER. YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: THANK YOU, MADA. WHAT A TALENT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
♪ NOW, LET'S MEET OUR FINAL GUEST.
COME ON OVER, BUD. OH, YEAH, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WHAT'S UP, JIMMY? Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THE
SLEEVES. THANKS FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM I'M JOHN McVICKER, AND I'M FROM TRENTON, NEW JERSEY
Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BELIEVE IT OR NOT BELIEVE IT OR NOT. Jimmy: I GOT TO SEE YOUR
TALENT AND I'M A FAN WHAT WILL YOU BE SHOWING US TONIGHT, JOHN?
WELL, I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO THE MOON. I'M GOING TO BE DOING SOME CAR
SOUNDS FOR YOU TONIGHT Jimmy: MMM-HMM, CAR SOUNDS? RIGHT
Jimmy: RIGHT. WITH MY MOUTH Jimmy: WITH YOUR MOUTH.
SO, YOU'LL BE MAKING SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE DRIVING A-- WHAT TYPE OF CAR, DO YOU THINK?
DO YOU LIKE FORMULA 1 Jimmy: YEAH, I DO F1, SURE
ABSOLUTELY THAT'S THE SOUND I'M GOING TO DO FOR YOU.
Jimmy: YOU DO A LITTLE F1 YEAH. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE A
A CHAIR. YOU HAVE A HELMET? OH, YOU'VE GOT A CHAIR?
Jimmy: YEAH, I HAVE A CHAIR OVER THERE YOU CAN SIT IN. THAT'S A NICE F1 CAR.
Jimmy: YEAH YOU CAN GO HEAD OVER THERE AND PUT YOUR HELMET ON
SAFETY FIRST. Jimmy: SAFETY FIRST YEAH, YOU'RE NOT DRIVING
ANYWHERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT.
JOHN, THIS IS VERY EXCITING. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO FOR IT
[ RACE CAR SOUNDS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ RACE CAR SOUNDS
OH, HE PASSED ME! [ RACE CAR SOUNDS [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: HE CAN'T HEAR YOU. THAT'S INCREDIBLE, JOHN! JOHN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JOHN, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT GET OVER HERE, BUD
♪ [ APPLAUSE ] I LOVE IT, BUDDY
THANK YOU SO MUCH, BUD I APPRECIATE IT. THEY'RE MAKING THAT F1 MOVIE
YOU SHOULD BE IN THAT. LET'S CALL BRAD PITT RIGHT NOW LET'S GET ALL OUR TALENTED
PERFORMERS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD. WHOA
IF YOU HAVE A FUN TALENT, I WANT TO SEE IT GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM
/SHOWMESOMETHINGGOOD SUBMIT A VIDEO STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ICE-T, EVERYBODY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OH, MY GOSH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
♪ IF IT'S LOV YOU WANT FROM ME THEN TAKE IT AWA
EVERYTHING'S NOT ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU SE IT'S OVER AGAIN ♪
Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST STARS ON THE VERY POPULAR LONG-RUNNING TELEVISION SERIES,
"LAW & ORDER: SVU," WHICH AIRS THURSDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON NBC. AND YOU CAN CATCH UP ON THIS
SEASON ON PEACOCK. PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, ICE-T.
♪ ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ICE, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW
AND THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU COME BY, BUD.
YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS A A TREAT WHEN PLAYERS MEET, MAN IT'S ALWAYS--
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AH, I LOVE IT. I'VE GOT TO JUST SAY I'M
FANBOYING OUT A LITTLE BIT HERE FOR YOU, 'CAUSE I SAW YOU AT THE GRAMMYS, ON THE--
THIS IS THE 50-- 50th ANNIVERSARY OF HIP-HOP, THE TRIBUTE TO HIP-HOP
AND YOU CAME OUT AND CRUSHED IT, BUDDY. YOU WERE UNBELIEVABLE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT WAS ALL THANKS TO QUESTLOVE.
Jimmy: IT WAS ALL THANKS TO QUESTLOVE. ALL THANKS TO QUESTLOVE
I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS, I GET A PHONE CALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I MIND MY BUSINESS I GOT A PHONE CALL QUEST SAYS, "MAN, I NEED YOU AT
THE GRAMMYS ON SUNDAY. I'M LIKE, "I CAN'T DO IT." BECAUSE I'M-- WE FILM EVERY
WEEKDAY. SO, MONDAYS, I WORK. SO, I CAN'T GO TO THE
SUPER BOWL, I CAN'T GO TO GRAMMYS. AND HE WAS LIKE, "ICE, THIS IS
GONNA BE EPIC. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO MISS.
AND FOR A QUICK SECOND, I SAID, "I DON'T WANT TO BE THE GUY SITTING AT HOME WATCHING IT AND
SAYING, 'YOU KNOW, THEY ASKED ME TO DO THIS.' AND EVERYBODY SAYING, 'YOU LYING.'
YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH
AND THEN I ALSO KNEW QUEST PROBABLY HAD ICE CUBE ON SPEED DIAL, RIGHT?
SO - [ LAUGHTER ] SOON AS I-- SO I WAS LIKE,
"MAN, YEAH." SO, I CALLED "LAW & ORDER," AND THEY SAID, "WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU
HAVE THAT EPISODE OFF. WE TAKE TWO EPISODES OFF EVERY SEASON
AND IT WAS JUST A NATURAL. AND I WENT OUT THERE AND IT WAS WITH ALL MY PEERS.
AND IT WAS REALLY ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS ON STAGE. IT WAS ONLY EIGHT BARS, BUT IT
WAS EIGHT BARS TO PROBABLY THE MOST PEOPLE I'VE EVER PERFORMED TO LIVE IN MY LIFE
Jimmy: YEAH, YOU NAILED IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT WAS FLAWLESS.
MM-HM Jimmy: WERE YOU NERVOUS AT ALL?
YES YEAH, I WAS NERVOUS. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU
RUNNING-- THEY'RE RUNNING A A TRACK. AND THE TRACK IS COMING IN
AND YOU'VE GOT TO CATCH YOUR CUE. AND, YOU KNOW, BLACK THOUGHT'LL
TELL YOU, "YOU MISS THAT CUE, THE SHOW KEEPS GOING." SO, I'M WAITING AND SCARFACE IS
RAPPING, RIGHT AND THERE'S THIS INTRO TO "NEW JACK HUSTLER"--
[ BEATBOXING ] BUT WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON, EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN, BUT I'M
LISTENING. YOU NEVER-- I WAS LISTENING SO HARD
AND WHEN I HEARD THAT, I JUST HAD TO COME IN, "HUSTLER!" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M ON BEAT!" Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BUT IF YOU MISSED THAT CUE, IT WAS A RAP, AND IT WAS GONNA BE VERY, VERY, VERY
DISRESPECTFUL. IT WAS GOING TO LOOK REAL BAD ON THE--
Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE FLAWLESS
CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. THANK YOU Jimmy: AND I WAS, LIKE, SO
HAPPY AND SO PSYCHED TO SEE YOU DO THAT. THANK YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THEN, RIGHT ON THE HEELS OF PERFORMING AT THE
GRAMMYS, YOU GOT YOUR STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME LOOK AT THIS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ HOW 'BOUT THAT?
Jimmy: I MEAN, I'VE GOT A A COUPLE PHOTOS HERE HERE'S YOU WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL
WIFE, COCO, AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER, CHANEL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHAT-- WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WAS IT-- TALK TO ME WHAT IS IT LIKE?
HEY MAN, AS MANY TIMES AS I GOT ARRESTED ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD AND SAW
THOSE STARS LIKE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
YOU SAW THE STARS UP CLOSE, HUH? I WAS LIKE, REALLY--
BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT MY FRIENDS WERE MORE EXCITED ABOUT IT THAN ME
YOU KNOW, THEY-- IT STARTED TO WEIGH ON ME AS IT CAME, GOT CLOSER AND CLOSER.
THEY SAID, "NO, DO THIS FOR YOUR KIDS. DO THIS FOR EVERYBODY THAT
LOVES YOU. THEN WHEN I-- I WENT THERE, SOUTH CENTRAL SHOWED UP.
THEY SAID, "YOU BROUGHT A STAR BACK TO THE HOOD, ICE. SO, IT BECAME BIGGER AND
BIGGER AND THEN, OF COURSE, DICK WOLF WAS THERE, MARISKA WAS THERE
BUT IT WAS REALLY-- IT'S A STAR FOR MUSIC SO, FOR THE FIRST TIME, MY
"LAW & ORDER" FAMILY WAS SURROUNDED BY MY MUSIC FAMILY. Jimmy: WOW.
SO, CHUCK D CAME, ICE CUBE CAME, RUSSELL CAME IT WAS DOPE.
Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S SO COOL. THAT'S WELL DESERVED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL-DESERVED. YOU CHANGED THE GAME, BUD. SPEAKING OF THE GAME, LET'S
TALK ABOUT YOUR PODCAST, "ICE-T'S DAILY GAME," OKAY YEAH.
Jimmy: THIS IS-- I THINK THIS IS PERFECT FOR YOU. WELL, FOR THE WHITE PEOPLE
OUT THERE, BLACK PEOPLE CALL - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BLACK PEOPLE CALL ANY TYPE OF
WISDOM "GAME," 'CAUSE WE FIGURE THIS IS THE GAME OF LIFE, YOU UNDERSTAND
SO, WHEN I SAY I'M THE "DAILY GAME," IT'S THE GAME OF LIFE SO, PEOPLE SAY, "WHAT GAME ARE
YOU PLAYING? I'M LIKE, "I'VE BEEN PLAYING IT SINCE I WAS BORN
THIS IS THE GAME OF LIFE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS LIFE
YOU DIG SO, WHEN I GOT ON TWITTER, I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, TWITTER IS
MOB MENTALITY. WHOEVER HAS THE MOST MOB-- THAT'S-- RUNS TWITTER
SO, I SAID, "I GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO GET PEOPLE TO COME BACK TO MY PAGE EVERY DAY.
SO, I'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING DAILY. Jimmy: YEAH
AND I CAME UP WITH "THE DAILY GAME." SO, IT'S QUOTES, IT'S
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES AND IT WAS GOING SO GOOD ON TWITTER, iHEARTRADIO CAME AT ME
AND SAID, "LET'S DO A PODCAST WHERE PEOPLE CAN LISTEN TO IT EVERY DAY.
IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF KNOWLEDGE IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF WISDOM. AND IT'S REAL QUICK.
THEY'RE, LIKE, FIVE MINUTE PODCASTS." Jimmy: LIKE, CAN I GIVE A
A COUPLE QUOTES? JUST SO WE CAN THINK ABOUT IT? WHY NOT
I'LL BREAK THEM DOWN FOR Y'ALL Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
"IF YOU'RE A GIVER, LEARN YOUR LIMITS, BECAUSE TAKERS DON'T HAVE ANY."
[ AUDIENCE OOHS OOH SEE?
FELT THAT GAME GO UP IN YOU. IT WAS LIKE-- Jimmy: YEAH
GOT A LITTLE GAME. WE GOT A LITTLE GAME RIGHT HERE
AND ALSO, WE CALL 'EM IN THE HOOD, WE CALL 'EM JEWELS Jimmy: OH, YEAH
BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING VALUABLE HOLD ON TO THAT.
I'MA HOLD ON TO THAT SO, THAT WAS THE JEWEL DROP ANOTHER JEWEL, RIGHT NOW.
Jimmy: YEAH, HERE YOU GO. [ LAUGHTER ] "YOUR CHARACTER WILL OUTWEIGH
ANY LIE TOLD ABOUT YOU THOSE WHO KNOW YOU, KNOW YOU." [ APPLAUSE ]
I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HEARD SOMEBODY COME OUT AND TRY TO TELL A LIE.
YOU SAY, "NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH THEY DIDN'T DO THAT. I GOT-- I NEED MORE FACTS."
YOU KNOW, SO-- YOU KNOW, CHARACTER. OKAY, KEEP GOING
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I LIKE THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
"I AM-- I'M ONLY RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY, NOT FOR WHAT YOU UNDERSTAND."
[ AUDIENCE OOHS [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S-- THAT'S A JEWEL
YOU GOT TO-- YOU GOT TO GET THE PODCAST. IT'S ALL OVER.
IT'S ON SPOTIFY. Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
TUNE IN TO THIS EVERY DAY, YOU'RE GONNA GET A LITTLE BIT OF SOMETHING THAT
YOU CAN-- AND IT-- AND I'M QUOTING EVERYBODY-- ARISTOTLE, I EVEN
QUOTED YOU Jimmy: I HEARD THIS, BY THE WAY.
IT WAS TODAY YOU QUOTED ME, AND I-- HONESTLY, IT MEANT THE WORLD TO ME, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE
I'M A BIG FAN OF YOU, OBVIOUSLY. MM-HM
Jimmy: BUT I SAID A QUOTE-- I GUESS I SAID A QUOTE, "HAVE FUN.
BE SILLY YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE SILLY THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT.
"NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. YOU KNOW AND PEOPLE SAY, "WELL, ICE, YOU
CAME UP, YOU WITH THE GANGSTERS. LET ME TELL YOU, MAN
THEY TELL-- THEY LAUGH, THEY JOKE, THEY TELL-- WE HAVE MORE FUN IN THE
HOOD-- Jimmy: MAKE FUN WITH EACH OTHER.
- JUST LAUGHING, MAKING FUN, BAGGING YOU KNOW, SHOOTING THE DOZENS
AT EACH OTHER. SO-- AND ALSO, ONE THING ABOUT HAVING FUN, YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE
FUN. THOSE MOMENTS WHEN YOU'RE REALLY HAVING FUN, REALLY ENJOY
THEM DON'T FEEL GUILTY FOR THEM, 'CAUSE PAIN IS COMING.
PAIN IS GUARANTEED THAT'S NOT A JOKE. THINK ABOUT IT
THINK ABOUT IT, HOW OFTEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH HARDSHIPS AND THINGS
AND THOSE FEW MOMENTS WHEN YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY AND LAUGHING, ENJOY THEM
DON'T FEEL GUILTY FOR THEM 'CAUSE THEY'LL-- THOSE ARE RARE, ALL RIGHT?
UNDERSTAND THAT. Jimmy: YEAH, ENJOY IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE THAT. "ICE-T'S DAILY GAME," iHEART AND WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO
PODCASTS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "LAW & ORDER."
BUT I ALSO WANT TO BRING UP YOUR GOOD FRIEND, RICHARD BELZER, WHO RECENTLY
PASSED AWAY. WELL-- JUST WHAT I JUST SAID, OKAY
SO, I HAVE ONE OF THE GREATEST WEEKS OF MY LIFE I GO OUT, HAVE FUN AT THE
GRAMMYS, I GET THIS STAR EVERYBODY'S LIKE, "ICE, ICE, THIS IS YOUR WEEK.
WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY, BELZER PASSED AWAY. Jimmy: GEEZE.
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING Jimmy: YEAH SO, THOSE MOMENTS WHEN I WAS
HAVING FUN, THAT WAS-- THAT WAS JUST A SHORT BLIP. AND NOW I'VE GOT TO DEAL WITH
THE DEATH OF ONE OF MY REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS. I MEAN, WHEN I CAME ON "SVU,"
ME AND BELZER, WE CLICKED REALLY QUICKLY AND IT'S LIKE-- IT'S HARD TO
TELL ABOUT BELZER WITHOUT BEING FUNNY, BUT BELZER WAS, LIKE-- Jimmy: HE WAS ONE OF THE
FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH BELZER GOT ME REAL QUICK. HE SAYS, "ICE-T, YOU'RE GONNA
BE MY PARTNER. YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK FOR IN A SCRIPT?"
I'M LIKE, "WHAT? HE GOES, "DAYS OFF." [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY HE SAID, "WE'RE BOTH NIGHTCLUB ENTERTAINERS
WE BOTH DON'T LIKE WORKING LATE AND WE DON'T LIKE WORKING
MUCH." Jimmy: YEAH "ME AND YOU'LL BE GREAT
PARTNERS." I SAID, "WELL, BELZER. YOU'RE JEWISH AND I'M BLACK, SO
IF-- SO IF THE KLAN COME, I'VE JUST GOTTA OUTRUN YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: COME ON, BUD BELZER, YOU WILL BE MISSED I LOVE BELZER, MAN.
Jimmy: CAN WE SET UP THIS CLIP I THINK IT'D BE BEST TO SET
THIS UP BECAUSE IT'S VERY-- IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING WELL, IN THE EPISODE, I-- I
SPOKE ON MY PARTNER TO MY NEW PARTNER, KEVIN AND I WAS SPEAKING TO HIM, AND
I SPOKE ON-- I DIDN'T SAY BELZER'S NAME. Jimmy: RIGHT.
I DIDN'T SAY MUNCH'S NAME BUT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO HIM. THE SHOW CAME ON, AND THREE
DAYS LATER, HE PASSED AWAY Jimmy: HERE'S ICE-T IN
"LAW & ORDER: SVU. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY.
I SEE YOUR ARMOR OH, HUMOR, FIN. SEE, I HAD A PARTNER, YEARS
AGO, AN OLD HOMICIDE DETECTIVE HE HAD THE SAME EXACT DEFENSE MECHANISM.
HE STILL AROUND AH, HE RETIRED. GUESS HE JUST RAN OUT OF GAS
LAST I HEARD, HE MOVED BACK TO BALTIMORE. MET A DIVORCED FEMALE RABBI.
A RABBI YEAH. AND HE BOUGHT BACK HIS OLD COP
BAR. IT'S ABOUT 1:30 A.M. HE'S PROBABLY CRACKING A JOKE
TO SOME BARFLY THAT SKINNY BASTARD HAD A PUNCHLINE FOR EVERY SECOND OF
THE DAY. Jimmy: YEAH COME ON, BUD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING YEAH.
Jimmy: ICE-T, EVERYBODY "LAW & ORDER: SVU" AIRS THURSDAYS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THURSDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON NBC. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR FOR HER
ROLE IN THE FILM "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE," WHICH IS OUT NOW
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME STEPHANIE HSU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪
Jimmy: HEY! STEPHANIE, WELCOME IT IS SO GREAT TO MEET YOU
IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. Jimmy: REALLY, AND WHAT A
A KNOCKOUT PERFORMANCE IN THIS MOVIE. CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.
THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Jimmy: FIRST, CONGRATULATIONS, THE CAST OF "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT
ONCE" HAD A BIG NIGHT AT THE S.A.G. AWARDS. YES
Jimmy: I MEAN, REALLY THAT WAS FANTASTIC BUT I LIKED THIS, THE CAMERA
CAME OVER TO YOU AND YOU WERE HOLDING-- YOU LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND
YOU WERE HOLDING, LIKE, WHAT IS THIS A SILVER-- WHAT IS IT
A BALL WHO IS THAT INTENSE PERSON? Jimmy: LOOK AT HOW FUN.
IT'S ME Jimmy: YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE FUN.
IT'S ME Jimmy: COME ON, YEAH. HOW FUN.
BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHAT IS THIS YEAH, SO, JAMIE LEE CURTIS
IS LIKE OUR BIGGEST CHEERLEADER AND HER BIGGEST LOVE LANGUAGE IS GIFT GIVING
AND SO RIGHT BEFORE THE CATEGORY CAME OUT, SHE RAN AROUND TO THE WHOLE CAST, AND
SHE GAVE THIS LITTLE BALL TO US, THAT'S LIKE A LITTLE ROCK, SO THAT NO ONE WOULD LEAVE
EMPTY HANDED Jimmy: COME ON! I KNOW.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] WE LOVE IT Jimmy: THAT'S-- COME ON.
THAT'S THE AWESOME JAMIE LEE BUT YOU DID-- NO ONE LEFT EMPTY HANDED
NO, NO. IN FACT, A S.A.G. AWARD IS VERY HEAVY.
Jimmy: YEAH YOU GUYS CRUSHED IT. THAT WAS GREAT
HOW DOES IT FEEL HOW DOES ALL THESE ACCOLADES FEEL
YOU KNOW, THIS MOVIE IS SO SPECIAL TO ME. WE FILMED IN 2020.
I KNEW THEN THAT IT WAS THE MOST SPECIAL EXPERIENCE I'VE EVER HAD CREATIVELY IN MY LIFE
I KNEW THEN THAT IT WAS AMAZING, AND THEN, YOU KNOW, WE PUT IT ON HOLD FOR TWO YEARS
AND THEN PREMIERED AT SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST. AND THEN THAT WAS AMAZING TO
FINALLY GET TO SHARE IT. THE RECEPTION WAS AMAZING. SO, IT'S JUST BEEN, LIKE,
STACKS ON STACKS ON STACKS OF JUST INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE JOURNEY.
Jimmy: AND NOW YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD OSCAR
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: AN OSCAR OSCAR
Jimmy: OSCAR. OSCAR YEAH
Jimmy: YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR YES
Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU GOT NOMINATED WHERE WERE YOU
I WAS ON AN AIRPLANE. I'VE BEEN SHOOTING THIS MOVIE CALLED "THE FALL GUY,"
DAVID LEITCH'S NEXT FILM, WITH RYAN GOSLING AND EMILY BLUNT AND SO I'VE BEEN -
[ APPLAUSE ] YEAH IT'S GONNA BE VERY SPECIAL
Jimmy: WOW. YEAH, NO BIG DEAL. YEAH, COME BACK FOR THAT
YEAH. AND I'VE BEEN COMMUTING TO SYDNEY, WHICH HAS BEEN -
Jimmy: WHAT SYDNEY IS FAR, IT TURNS OUT Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DON'T
COMMUTE TO AUSTRALIA BUT I HAVE BEEN Jimmy: WOW, THANK YOU FOR
BEING HERE TONIGHT YEAH. AND-- AND I FOUND OUT ON THE
PLANE. AND I KNEW I WAS GONNA BE FLYING BACK FROM SYDNEY TO L.A.
THE DAY OF THE ANNOUNCEMENTS Jimmy: YEAH AND I WANTED TO DO A RITUAL
FOR MYSELF TO-- YOU KNOW, THINGS HAVE GOTTEN SHINIER AND SHINIER.
AND I WANTED TO HAVE A MOMENT WHERE I GOT TO WATCH THE MOVIE ONE MORE TIME TO LOOK BACK ON
THAT MOMENT OF THAT SEED OF MAKING, THE HEARTBEAT, THIS VERY SPECIAL THING WE MADE
TOGETHER AND I HADN'T WATCHED IT ON A A PLANE.
SO, BEFORE THE ANNOUNCEMENTS CAME OUT, I WATCHED IT ON THE PLANE.
AND I FELT LIKE ONE OF THOSE SUPERFANS OF OUR OWN MOVIE WHERE THEY ALWAYS SAY, "YOU
KNOW, THE MOVIE STARTS AND I JUST START WEEPING." AND THAT WAS ME.
AND I WAS SO EMBARRASSED I WAS LIKE, "I HOPE NO ONE'S SEEING ME CRY AT OUR OWN
MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU'RE WATCHING YOUR
OWN MOVIE, CRYING. YEAH, EXACTLY AND IT WAS LIKE--
Jimmy: "WHAT A PERFORMANCE! [ LAUGHTER ] "ISN'T SHE FANTASTIC?"
BUT IT WAS-- IT WAS BEFORE I EVEN CAME ON THERE'S THIS OPENING MONTAGE
WHERE WE'RE IN A MIRROR AND YOU SEE THE FAMILY-- THE MOTHER, THE DAUGHTER, AND THE
HUSBAND-- Jimmy: YEAH JUST SINGING KARAOKE
TOGETHER AND I LITERALLY STARTED WEEPING, AND I WAS LIKE, "THEY
HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO THEM." [ LAUGHTER ]
"THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW! YOU KNOW Jimmy: DID YOU-- DID YOU
GET-- AND THEN YOU GET NOMINATED. YES
LIKE, RIGHT AS WE'RE ABOUT TO LAND, MY PHONE STARTED TO GO OFF.
Jimmy: YEP. AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING?"
AND I JUST KIND OF LIKE SAT IN THE LITTLE HOVEL BY MYSELF BEING LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING ON?"
AND THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT CAME UP TO ME, AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU'VE BEEN SO QUIET THIS
WHOLE TRIP YOU'RE SUCH AN INCREDIBLE PASSENGER.
I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, THANKS, I COMMUTE TO SYDNEY. AND SHE WAS LIKE, "AND YOU'RE
SO SMART TO BRING EVERYTHING." AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. DOES SHE KNOW?
BUT I THINK SHE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT I ALWAYS PACK MY OWN LUNCH
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SO SHE HAD NO IDEA SHE HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS
Jimmy: YOU WERE LIKE, "DID YOU CATCH ME WATCHING MY OWN--" SHE'S LIKE "YOU BROUGHT
EVERYTHING." "EVERYTHING." Jimmy: "EVERYWHERE.
ALL AT ONCE. THEN YOU GO-- SALAD
Jimmy: SALAD. YEAH, EXACTLY. EXACTLY
Jimmy: I'VE GOTTA SAY, RIGHT-- ALMOST EXACTLY WHEN IT CAME OUT, IT BARELY WAS OUT,
QUESTLOVE WAS LIKE, "DUDE, THIS IS THE-- THIS IS THE MOVIE. WELL, QUESTLOVE WAS MY MOST
SPECIAL AND KIND OF FIRST BIG, LIKE, CELEBRITY INTRODUCTION, WHERE HE CAME TO A SCREENING WE
WERE DOING AND I HAD HEARD-- LIKE, WORD ON THE BLOCK WAS THAT QUESTLOVE
REALLY LOVED THE MOVIE AND SO, I SAW HIM COME INTO THE SCREENING, AND I WAS LIKE, "IF
THERE WAS EVER A CHANCE THAT I COULD SAY HI TO QUESTLOVE, IT'S NOW.
SO, I LIKE WALKED RIGHT UP TO HIM, AND I WAS LIKE, "HI I'M STEPHANIE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. Jimmy: YEAH
AND HE WAS AMAZING. AND IT WAS-- BUT I-- AND THEN I WALKED AWAY--
I DIDN'T TELL YOU THIS PART. BUT I WALKED AWAY AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DID I JUST DO?
[ LAUGHTER ] "WOW, I'M SO STRONG. Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY ARE
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S STEPHANIE HSU IN "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT
ONCE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
♪ IS IT THAT I "CAN'T" BE HERE
OR THAT I'M NOT "ALLOWED" TO BE HERE [ CIGARETTE SIZZLES
[ CIGARETTE SIZZLES HEY
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
SEE, I CAN PHYSICALLY BE HERE ♪
BUT WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY IS YOU'RE NOT ALLOWING ME TO BE HERE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. COME ON.
IT'S LIKE-- WAYMOND. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME WALK
THROUGH YOU? YEAH, CUTE. CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT EITHER
AGAIN WITH THE "CAN'T"! SEE, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THAT
WORD ♪ ♪
Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STEPHANIE HSU. "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE" IS OUT NOW
ADAM LAMBERT PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: COVERING "DO YOU
REALLY WANT TO HURT ME," FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "HIGH DRAMA,"
GIVE IT UP FOR ADAM LAMBERT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT M DO YOU REALL
WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪ ♪ PRECIOUS KISSES WORDS THAT BURN ME
LOVERS NEVER ASK YOU WHY ♪ ♪ IN MY HEART THE FIRE IS BURNIN
CHOOSE MY COLO FIND A STAR ♪ ♪ PRECIOUS PEOPLE
ALWAYS TELL ME THAT'S A STE A STEP TOO FAR ♪
♪ IF IT'S LOV YOU WANT FROM ME THEN TAKE IT AWAY ♪
♪ EVERYTHING'S NO WHAT YOU SEE IT'S OVER AGAIN ♪
♪ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT M DO YOU REALL
WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪ ♪ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT M
DO YOU REALL WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪ ♪ YOU'VE BEEN TALKING
BUT BELIEVE ME IF IT'S TRUE YOU DON'T KNOW ♪
♪ THIS BOY LOVE WITHOUT A REASON I'M PREPARED T
LET YOU GO ♪ ♪ IF IT'S LOV YOU WANT FROM ME
THEN TAKE IT AWAY ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING'S NO WHAT YOU SEE
IT'S OVER AGAIN ♪ ♪ GIVE ME TIM TO REALIZE MY CRIM
LET ME LOVE AND STEAL ♪ ♪ I HAVE DANCED INSIDE YOUR EYES
HOW CAN I BE REA HOW CAN I BE REAL ♪ ♪
♪ M HOW CAN I BE REAL ♪ ♪ DO YOU REALLY
WANT TO HURT M DO YOU REALL WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪
♪ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT M DO YOU REALL
WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪ ♪ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT M
DO YOU REALL WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪ ♪ DO YOU REALLY
WANT TO HURT M DO YOU REALL WANT TO MAKE ME CRY ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON! HEY
Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON, BUD THANK YOU Jimmy: THANK YOU.
THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. ADAM LAMBERT RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"HIGH DRAMA" IS OUT NOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. CONGRATS ON THE RECORD, BUD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: MY THANKS TO -
I FEEL SO-- I FEEL SO SHORT MY THANKS TO ICE T, STEPHANIE HSU, ADAM LAMBERT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSLYVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE