>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - PAUL RUDD,
MARC MARON MUSICAL GUEST, KELELA, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1797 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, THAT WAS
A HOT CROWD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
THANK YOU SO MUCH. RIGHT BACK AT YOU. WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS IS IT GUYS, EVERYONE IS EXCITED. THIS SUNDAY IS SUPER BOWL LVII
BETWEEN THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS AND THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEP, THE PLAYERS HAVE DREAMED OF THIS THEIR WHOLE LIVES, AND THIS WEEKEND, THEY FINALLY GET
TO SEE RIHANNA [ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS THAT'S RIGHT
RIHANNA SAID THAT SHE'S BEEN SO FOCUSED ON THE SHOW THAT SHE FORGOT ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] YEAH AND YOU KNOW A BUNCH OF GUYS
ARE GONNA NOW USE THAT EXCUSE. LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ]
"I -- I FORGOT ABOUT IT 'CAUSE I WAS SO FOCUSED ON RIHANNA'S HALFTIME SHOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS YEAR'S SUPER BOWL WILL BE WATCHED IN 180 COUNTRIES
[ AUDIENCE WOWS WELL, 179 NOW THAT WE TOOK OUT THE CHINESE SPY BALLOON.
THEY WILL NOT BE -- [ LAUGHTER ] THEY WON'T BE WATCHING
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL, ESPECIALLY THE FOOD
YOU KNOW YOU ATE TOO MUCH WHEN YOU ARRIVE IN AN EAGLES JERSEY AND LEAVE IN AN EAGLES CROP
TOP. [ LAUGHTER ] WE ALL OVERDO IT AT SUPER BOWL
PARTIES. BUT THE BEST WAY TO CURB YOUR APPETITE, JUST WATCH YOUR UNCLE
SUCK IN A WING BONE FOR THE FIRST HALF [ LAUGHTER ]
"ALL RIGHT HEY, ALL RIGHT, COME ON, YOU DID ENOUGH THERE
ALL RIGHT? YEAH." [ SUCKING NOISES ]
"OOH, ALL RIGHT. YEP, YEP, YEP. THERE'S NOTHING LEFT --"
[ SUCKING NOISES ] "THERE'S NOTHING LEFT ON THAT PLATE.
HEY, COME ON." [ POP [ LAUGHTER ]
UNFORTUNATELY, DUE TO INFLATION -- EVERYBODY, I FORGOT TO TELL EVERYONE THIS --
SEVEN LAYER DIPS HAVE NOW BEEN CUT BACK TO THREE LAYERS >> Steve: OH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. YEAH, THE SUPER BOWL CAN BE
HARD WE DRINK ALL DAY BUT CAN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM DURING THE
GAME, HALFTIME, OR COMMERCIALS [ LAUGHTER ] COURSE, FANS OF BOTH TEAMS WILL
BE TAILGATING. IT'S THE ONE TIME YOU SEE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE A VAN
AND THINK, "YEAH, I SHOULD GO OVER THERE HEY, WHAT'S UP, GUYS?"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND GET THIS, FIRST LADY AND PHILADELPHIA EAGLES FAN,
JILL BIDEN, IS ATTENDING THE SUPER BOWL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH FIRST THE GRAMMYS, NOW THE SUPER BOWL
WHO KNEW JILL WOULD BE LIVING THE SAME LIFE AS RIHANNA IT'S AMAZING
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, JILL GETS TO SEE RIHANNA PERFORM AT HALFTIME.
MEANWHILE, JOE'S FIRST HALFTIME SHOW WAS BEETHOVEN [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: DEEP, DEEP, DEEP DIVE >> Jimmy: MOZART -
>> Steve: MOZART >> Jimmy: MOZART WAS BETTER. MOZART WAS BETTER.
SWITCHING GEARS. I READ THAT MIKE PENCE WAS JUST SUBPOENAED BY THE SPECIAL
COUNSEL INVESTIGATING TRUMP'S ROLE IN THE JANUARY 6th ATTACK >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, PENCE FAINTED WHEN HE HEARD THE WORD, "SUBPOENA."
[ LAUGHTER ] * AND FINALLY, TODAY, "MAGIC
MIKE'S LAST DANCE" HIT THEATERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: JILL BIDEN WAS LIKE, "I WILL ALSO BE ATTENDING
THAT." [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ VOCALIZING ] >> Jimmy: WA-HOO [ RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
* IT'S A CELEBRATION * * [ "CELEBRATION" BY KOOL & THE
GANG ] * >> Audience: YAHOO! >> Jimmy:
YEAH, CAN YOU DO IT? "YAHOO"? CAN YOU GUYS DO THE "YA -- "
YEAH [ CHEERS ] *
[ "CELEBRATION" BY KOOL & THE GANG ] *
>> Audience: YAHOO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY WE
SHOULD DO EVERY SHOW >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: WE COME DOWN AS I'M
WALKING -- * YEAH, SO WAIT, I'LL GO -- I GO,
"WE HAVE A GREAT -- OH, SORRY. >> Steve: ALL RIGHT.
>> Audience: YAHOO >> Jimmy: HEY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE GO-TO THING FROM NOW ON
>> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S IT. DO IT. >> Jimmy: THE HISTORY --
* >> Audience: YAHOO >> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYBODY
NICE TO SEE YOU. WELCOME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: ONE MORE -- ONE MORE TIME JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT IT
>> Jimmy: DON'T MAKE ME DO -- DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN. DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN.
>> Steve: COME ON. ONE MORE TIME, COME ON *
[ "CELEBRATION" BY KOOL & THE GANG ] >> Audience: YAHOO
>> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE 10,000th EPISODE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
10,000 EPISODES OF "YAHOO SHOW." >> Steve: I'VE GONE DEAF IN ONE
EAR. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE -- WE HAVE A A GIANT SHOW TONIGHT
GREAT "TONIGHT SHOW" TONIGHT >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. >> Jimmy: A LOT OF MY FAVORITE
PEOPLE ARE HERE. HE'S RETURNING AS ANT-MAN IN THE NEW MARVEL MOVIE, "ANT-MAN
AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA" - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX
FEBRUARY 17th. PAUL RUDD IS HERE. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Audience: YAHOO >> Jimmy: OH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: IT IS A CELEBRATION. >> Jimmy: PLUS, HIS NEW
SPECIAL, "MARC MARON: FROM BLEAK TO DARK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HBO AND HBO MAX. MARC MARON IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Audience: YAHOO
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE GOT - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM KELELA *
>> Audience: YAHOO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET
SERIOUS. >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: FIRST THING -- NO, I
DON'T. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HOW COULD I EVER GET SERIOUS
AFTER THAT >> Steve: OH, COME ON. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
I LOVE EVERYONE'S IN THE PARTY MODE >> Steve: IT'S FRIDAY PARTY.
THIS CROWD'S - >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S FRIDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT IS FRIDAY >> Steve: FRIDAY OH, SHOOT.
>> Jimmy: TODAY'S FRIDAY >> Steve: IT IS FRIDAY >> Jimmy: USUALLY ON FRIDAY, I
CHECK MY INBOX, OF COURSE. >> Steve: WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO? >> Jimmy: I RETURN SOME EMAILS,
AND I WRITE OUT THANK YOU NOTES EVERY FRIDAY >> Steve: REALLY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M RUNNING LATE DO YOU GUYS MIND
DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I WRITE 'EM OUT RIGHT NOW? IS THAT OKAY DURING THE SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I UNDERSTAND I APPRECIATE THIS.
JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE *
[ PIANO RENDITION OF "CELEBRATION"] >> Steve: WOO-HOO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GOD. WHAT IS GOING --
LIKE A BABY -- THAT WAS A LULLABY KOOL & THE GANG. >> Steve: YEAH, WELL --
>> Jimmy: IT WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. GO TO SLEEP, EVERYBODY."
>> Steve: YEAH, WELL -- [ LAUGHTER ] *
[ PIANO RENDITION OF "CELEBRATION"] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SHH
* >> Audience: WOO-HOO >> Steve: SHH-SHH.
THAT'S THE MOST EXCITED I'VE EVER SEEN JAMES. *
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, TRAVIS AND JASON KELCE, FOR BEING TWO
BROTHERS WEARING RED AND GREEN, MAKING YOU THE MARIO AND LUIGI OF THE NFL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YEAH, COME ON. "IT'S-A ME, TRAVIS."
[ LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THE WORD,
"TAILGATE," FOR BEING A PARKING LOT PARTY BUT ALSO SOUNDING LIKE THE NAME OF A TRUMP
SCANDAL WE NEVER GOT TO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HE'S LIKE, "I HAVE NOTHING TO
DO WITH TAILGATES. >> Steve: "THERE'S A LOT OF TAIL --
>> Jimmy: "I WAS NOT EVEN -- I WASN'T EVEN THERE FOR TAILGATES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * THANK YOU, U.S. MILITARY, FOR
SHOOTING DOWN CHINA'S SPY BALLOON. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I JUST FEEL BAD FOR THE GUY WHO SPENT SIX MONTHS BLOWING IT UP [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ BALLOON DEFLATING SOUND THE WHOLE TIME, I WASN'T SQUEEZING IT TO GET THE AIR.
THE -- * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THANK YOU, ENTIRE SUPER BOWL STADIUM MADE OUT OF SNACKS, FOR BEING AN IMPRESSIVE WAY TO SHOW
YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU HAVE LOVE FOOTBALL AND HAVE WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "-- AND PRETZELS, AND CARROTS. CELERY'S THERE."
>> Steve: "THIS SOPPRESSATA REPRESENTS --" >> Jimmy: "WHAT I DO IS I TAKE
A DORITO -- >> Steve: "YEAH. >> Jimmy: "AND PUT IT INSIDE OF
A PRETZEL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "WELL, I USE PRETZEL
MAN AS --" >> Jimmy: "AND I DIP THE WHOLE PRETZEL IN THE NACHO -- THE THE
NACHO CHEESE IT SAYS -- " >> Steve: "I -- REALLY?"
>> Jimmy: "YEAH, IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. WELL, YOU GET THE NACHO CHEESE
TO A CERTAIN TEMPERATURE." >> Steve: "YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: "AND IT WILL MELT, OF
COURSE, AND THEN COOL OFF. * >> Steve: "YEAH, IT WILL
SOLIDIFY A DIFFERENT WAY, MAKING A DIFFERENT TEXTURE." >> Jimmy: "YEAH, SO IT-- IT
STARTS AS A LIQUID." >> Steve: "YEAH. >> Jimmy: "ENDS UP A SOLID IN
YOUR MOUTH, THEN IT BECOMES A LIQUID." >> Steve: "I KNOW, EXACTLY
THEN IT ENDS UP AS A GAS." [ LAUGHTER ] CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN? >> Jimmy: MM-HM. [ LAUGHTER ]
* THANK YOU, THE CITY OF PHILADELPHIA
WIN OR LOSE, IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
YEAH GOOD LUCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: COME ON. PLEASE DON'T -- >> Jimmy: COME ON, COME ON
PHILLY, COME ON, PHILLY. PLEASE >> Steve: "YOU GOT A HOAGIE --
>> Jimmy: PLEASE, KEEP IT COOL COME ON, GUYS. *
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, DORITOS SPENDING $7 MILLION ON SUPER BOWL ADS,
FOR VASTLY OVERESTIMATING THE AMOUNT OF EFFORT IT TAKES ME TO GET TO BUY DORITOS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE DORITOS >> Steve: MORE
>> Jimmy: I'M GOOD >> Steve: WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT? >> Jimmy: THEY'RE PART OF
A BALANCED MEAL. >> Steve: MAYBE I SHOULD GET SOME DORITOS
HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: I HAVE THEM IN THE MORNING IN A BOWL WITH MILK.
YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] *
THANK YOU, CHIEFS MASCOT, K.C. WOLF. I'M NOT SURE WHAT A RACCOON ON
BATH SALTS HAS TO DO WITH FOOTBALL OR CHIEFS, BUT I'M WILLING TO GO FOR IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE IT. [ SHRIEKING
"FOOTBALL! >> Steve: SANDLER'S THE MASCOT >> Jimmy: "YES!"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: AH, IS THIS THE LAST ONE?
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THIS IS THE FINAL --
THIS IS THE FINAL ONE? [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, "LAST OF US" ZOMBIE, FOR LOOKING LIKE THAT ONE WEIRD CHICKEN WING ON
THE TRAY THAT NO ONE EATS. THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY [ LAUGHTER ]
THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN WE COME BACK, PUPPIES WILL
BE PREDICTING THE WINNER OF THE SUPER BOWL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PUPPIES. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* [ "CELEBRATION" BY KOOL & THE GANG ]
* >> Audience: YAHOO *
WOOHOO >> Jimmy: WHICHEVER TEAM'S BOWL GETS THE MOST PUPPIES WILL BE
CROWNED THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RELEASE THE PUPPIES.
EARLY LEAD -- OH, MY GOSH. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
GUYS, SUPER BOWL LVII IS THIS SUNDAY I AM PUMPED FOR THE GAME
YOU HAVE THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS TAKING ON THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
[ CHEERS ] YOU GOT MAHOMES VERSUS HURTS IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO
PREDICT WHO'S GONNA WIN. BUT YOU'RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO
PREDICTING THINGS, WE HAVE A A SECRET WEAPON. AND IT'S PUPPIES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS
TIME FOR "THE PUPPY PREDICTORS: SUPER BOWL LVII EDITION.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * PUPPY PREDICTOR PUPPY PREDICTORS *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "THE PUPPY PREDICTORS: SUPER BOWL VII EDITION.
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE HAVE SEVEN PUPPIES. WE HAVE TWO BOWLS OF KIBBLE.
[ CHEERS ] ONE REPRESENTING THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, THE OTHER
REPRESENTING THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES WHICHEVER TEAM'S BOWL GETS THE
MOST PUPPIES, WILL BE CROWNED THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS. NOW, LET'S MEET THE PUPPIES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GUYS, FOCUS -- GUYS, FOCUS UP AND GET READY.
FOCUS UP GUYS, LET'S MEET THEM. FIRST UP, WE HAVE RON BELL
WE HAVE KYLE McADAMS, MARY KENNEDY, TED MOONEY, DONNA BRAYLON, PETER WINSTON,
AND OF COURSE GARY FRICK JR. [ CHEERS ] NOW, BEFORE I RELEASE YOU GUYS,
I NEED YOU TO LISTEN UP. OKAY, I WANT THIS TO BE A CLEAN VOTE
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY WANDERING, PEEING, OR BUTT SNIFFING, OKAY
GARY, GARY NO -- THERE'S -- GARY -- YES, GARY, HOW ARE YOU?
ARE YOU READY TO GO? WHO ARE YOU GOING FOR? EAGLES
CHIEFS WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING OKAY, HERE WE GO
YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS ] ARE YOU PREPARED
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY RELEASE THE PUPPIES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EARLY LEAD EARLY LEAD
I THINK THE WINNER ARE THE EAGLES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ BELL DINGING ] GARY - GARY, DON'T LAY DOWN
GARY, YOU'RE LAYING ON THE - YOU WANT TO LAY DOWN COME ON, GARY, GET UP.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYONE THE EAGLES WILL BE CROWNED
SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERYBODY, ENJOY THE GAME.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PAUL RUDD, EVERYONE. STICK AROUND
GOOD JOB [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: YOUR CO-STAR, JONATHAN MAJORS, ALSO WAS ON THE COVER OF "MEN'S HEALTH."
>> Jimmy: HERE'S HIS COVER, RIGHT HERE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT'S A REAL - * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST RETURNS AS ANT-MAN IN THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW MARVEL
MOVIE, "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND IMAX
FEBRUARY 17th. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, PAUL RUDD.
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT.
PAUL RUDD RETURNS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW, THANK -- THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL THE LOVE >> WOO-HOO >> Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL THE LOVE
>> Jimmy: YAHOO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Audience: YAHOO >> Jimmy: OH, PAUL - >> THANK YOU
GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU.
DUDE, YOU LOOK GREAT, AS ALWAYS LOOK AT YOU ON THE COVER OF
"MEN'S HEALTH" MAGAZINE, LOOKING LIKE A STUD. *
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO WE CAN'T - >> Audience: YAHOO
>> THANK YOU YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME >> Jimmy: NO
>> BRINGING OUT "MEN'S HEALTH" ALREADY, OUT OF THE GATE >> Jimmy: NO, I DID IT ON YOUR
INTRO. >> VERY SWEET OF YOU >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A STUD.
THIS IS AWESOME. YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE YOUR CO-STAR, JONATHAN MAJORS,
ALSO WAS ON THE COVER OF "MEN'S HEALTH." >> YEAH.
IT'S STRANGE, BECAUSE, NORMALLY, YOU'RE DOING A MOVIE AND THEY ASK YOU TO DO A
A MAGAZINE COVER, AND HERE WE ARE, "MEN'S HEALTH." BUT THIS TIME THEY DID BOTH OF
US BOTH ACTORS FROM THE MOVIE >> Jimmy: WERE YOU WORRIED THAT
IT WOULD BE SIMILAR PHOTOGRAPHS? >> A LITTLE.
I MEAN, A LITTLE BIT, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN "MEN'S HEALTH.
THEY SOMETIMES WILL -- THEY'LL, KIND OF, HAVE A SIMILAR SETUP. AND I'M LIKE, "IS THIS GOING TO
BE TOO ALIKE." >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. I ACTUALLY HAVE -- I HAVE HIS
COVER AS WELL. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: OF "MEN'S HEALTH."
[ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU WANT TO JUST TAKE A - WE HAVE A -- WE CAN LOOK AT --
>> WELL, YOU'LL SEE -- YOU'LL GET WHAT I'M SAYING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I THINK THAT, LIKE, THERE'S A -- IT'S A REAL - >> Jimmy: HERE'S HIS COVER
RIGHT HERE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
>> YEAH. SO -- SO, THEY'RE LIKE -- THEY ASSURED ME -- THEY'LL SAY,
"DON'T WORRY IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THE SAME. AND I SEE HE'S BY A POOL
SO, I WAS LIKE, "OH, OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY'RE DIFFERENT.
>> THEY'RE DIFFERENT I'M AGAINST THE WALL AND HE'S -
>> Jimmy: I WENT FURTHER, IF YOU DON'T MIND I ACTUALLY LOOKED INSIDE THE
MAGAZINE AT THE PHOTO SHOOT TO SEE HOW SIMILAR YOUR SHOOTS ARE.
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: THIS IS A -- LIKE, THEY HAVE CASUAL SHOTS OF YOU.
>> YEAH. YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, AND HERE'S
A CASUAL SHOT OF JONATHAN. >> SO, THERE'S JONATHAN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HEY NOW. >> THERE'S JONATHAN'S CASUAL SHOT
>> Jimmy: HE PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE CAMERA WAS THERE >> YEAH.
YEAH, I KNOW IT'S LIKE HE'S JUST HANGING OUT --
>> -- BY THE POOL. AGAIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY CASUAL SHOT?" AND --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND HERE'S YOUR -- THIS IS YOUR CASUAL SHOT
>> THEY'RE LIKE, "STAY -- STAY WITH THE WALL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S -- THAT'S VERY SIMILAR TO THE COVER
>> IT'S KIND OF -- >> Jimmy: SIMILAR. >> IT'S SIMILAR.
IT'S SIMILAR, BUT THIS ONE, YOU CAN SEE, IT'S LIKE - "OH, HEY."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU RECOGNIZE -- AT FIRST, YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO THEY
WERE >> IT'S LIKE, "WAIT, HOLD ON, YOU'RE SHOOTING A PICTURE?
OH, YOU GUYS." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEN THERE'S A --
THEN THERE'S A -- THERE'S A THING IN JONATHAN'S WHERE THEY GO THROUGH HIS MORNING
ROUTINE. >> YEAH, THAT'S ANOTHER THING THEY LIKE TO DO.
THEY WANT TO, YOU KNOW, JUST MAKE YOU APPEAR AS YOU NORMALLY ARE.
JUST, YOU KNOW, GETTING READY FOR THE DAY. >> Jimmy: GETTING UP
GET READY FOR THE DAY. YEAH, AND HERE'S -- SO, HERE'S JONATHAN WITH HIS -- HE'S
HAVING A PROTEIN SHAKE [ LAUGHTER ] THEN, HERE -
>> SO, HE'S DRINKING HIS -- YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S DRINKING
HIS PROTEIN. AND HERE'S YOU WITH A GLASS OF JUICE.
>> SO, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH, SO -- SO, IT'S KIND OF
THE SAME THEY WERE LIKE, "DO YOU WANT -- WHAT DO YOU WANT, LIKE,
CHAMOMILE TEA OR SOMETHING?" [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "WHAT AM I, A WIMP
NO I WANT --" >> Jimmy: THIS -- THIS REALLY
MADE ME LAUGH -- THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH, BECAUSE THIS IS THE BEST
THIS IS HIM, LIKE, WORKING OUT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN --
I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS IN MY LIFETIME >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HERE HE IS HE'S HANGING UPSIDE-DOWN ON A WORKOUT BAR OR SOMETHING,
DOING AB CRUNCHES. >> WELL, IT'S HEALTH AND FITNESS.
THEY WANT TO SEE YOU, YOU KNOW, WORKING OUT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND THEN HERE'S YOUR WORKOUT PHOTO. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU HOLDING A TEN-SPEED BICYCLE. >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS THAT A THING. YOU'RE NOT EVEN RIDING IT.
>> NO, NO, NO. WELL, I WAS LIKE, "SHOULD I RIDE IT?
THEY'RE LIKE, "WHY DON'T YOU -- WHY DON'T YOU LIFT IT UP?" AND I'M LIKE, "THIS IS --"
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT EVEN RIDING THE BIKE. >> NO, NO.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S HEALTH AND FITNESS. THEY GOT TO --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THAT'S -- BY THE WAY, THAT'S LIKE AN OLD SCHOOL
TEN-SPEED BIKE THAT'S NOT ONE OF THESE NEWFANGLED, LIGHT, KIND OF
MOUNTAIN BIKES MADE OF - >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH OF COURSE, NO.
>> YEAH, GRAPHITE. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE WEIGHS A LOT.
ARE YOU ON A ROOFTOP THERE >> YES, I AM I'M ON A ROOF OF A BUILDING.
WHICH, DOESN'T EVERYONE CARRY THEIR BIKE UP TO THE ROOF OF A A BUILDING
[ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN - >> Jimmy: WHY -- WHY
ARE YOU GETTING THE BIKE OFF THE ROOF AND GETTING READY TO HIT THE STREETS?
>> THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. I'M, LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU LOCK IT UP THERE, SO NO ONE TOUCHES IT >> THAT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING
>> Jimmy: HOW DID THE BIKE GET TO THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING? >> I GUESS I'M CARRYING MY BIKE
UP TO THE ROOF >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD
YEAH YOU GET EXHAUSTED FROM THAT. >> OR MAYBE I'M JUST TAKING IT
DOWNSTAIRS I WOULD PROBABLY TAKE IT DOWNSTAIRS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE YOU DO WELL, ANYWAYS, CONGRATULATIONS
ON THIS. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "ANT-MAN" AND GET INTO ALL THE STUFF
I LOVED IT I SAW IT THE OTHER NIGHT IT'S GIANT
IT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT IN A MOVIE. IT'S A GOOD POPCORN MOVIE.
IT IS MASSIVE, THIS ONE. BUT, FIRST, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL
THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS VERSUS THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES. YOU ARE KANSAS CITY ALL THE
WAY. YOU'RE FROM THERE. I KNOW THAT YOU -- ARE YOU
EXCITED ABOUT THIS >> I MEAN, I'M -- YOU KNOW, I'M NERVOUS.
I'M SITTING ACROSS FROM ALL YOU GUYS I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE -- YOU HATE
ME RIGHT NOW, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO THEY'RE FRIEN -- THEY'RE
FRIENDLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE? >> I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S
A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE TO -- I MEAN, I'M SO NERVOUS I'M EXCITED.
I'M THRILLED THAT THEY'RE IN THE SUPER BOWL I TELL YOU ONE THING, I HATE
THOSE PUPPIES. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT --
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T GO DOWN -- >> FIRST TIME I'VE EVER -- EVER IN MY LIFE -
>> Jimmy: NEVER SAID THAT. NO, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> "STUPID PUPPIES."
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE ACTORS, THEY'RE ACTORS I'M SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ON MY DESK >> WHAT IS THAT?
>> Jimmy: IT'S MY MUSTACHE >> IS IT YOURS >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW
THERE WAS TAPE ON MY DESK. HERE IT'S JUST A PIECE OF TAPE.
>> REMEMBER WHEN, LIKE -- WAS IT -- CAN YOU DO THAT WITH THAT
IT'S A VERY THIN PIECE OF TAPE >> I DON'T THINK SO. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S PRETTY
GOOD YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD DID YOU SEE?
PAUL -- PAUL, HERE >> BUT ANYWAY, THE SUPER BOWL IS GOING TO BE GREAT -- IT'S
GOING TO BE A REALLY - >> Jimmy: NO, I KNOW, IT'S GOING TO BE EXCITING
[ LAUGHTER ] WHY DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT "ANT-MAN."
[ SNEEZING ] >> Jimmy: OH, GOD BLESS YOU. GOD BLESS YOU.
>> SO, ANYWAY -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT
>> THE THING ABOUT "ANT-MAN" IS, YOU KNOW, IT'S A SERIOUS FILM
>> Jimmy: IT IS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND, I MEAN, THIS IS -- IT'S
DIFFERENT THAN THE OTHERS. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THE CLIP OVER THERE.
MAYBE THE CLIP IS -- >> THE OTHER "ANT-MAN" FILMS ARE KIND OF LIKE SMALL FAMILY
FILMS. AND THEN THIS ONE IS LIKE, JUST -
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PAUL, PAUL >> IT'S HUGE IN SCALE.
[ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, IT'S JUST ABSOLUTELY HUGE IN SCALE.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU WATCH -- DID YOU WATCH -- PAUL, PAUL
PAUL, HERE, HERE, HERE ABSOLUTELY, YEAH >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING ON I APPRECIATE THAT.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING OVER HERE.
THE OTHER SIDE [ LAUGHTER ] >> DID I GET IT?
>> Jimmy: I'LL GET IT, YEAH. I'LL GET IT. THERE YOU GO
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS -- >> PEOPLE, BY THE WAY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT >> PEOPLE, DID IT LOOK REAL?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> ARE PEOPLE GOING TO, LIKE, FLIP ON AND THINK THAT'S REAL?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> GREAT >> Jimmy: THAT'S FUN
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU ALWAYS COME ON AND DO A FUN BIT.
AND THEN WE'LL GET TO THE REAL MEAT AND POTATOES OF THE INTERVIEW HERE
IT'S "ANT-MAN," "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA. I SAW IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT IS FANTASTIC. IT IS GIANT.
>> THANK YOU YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S MASSIVE
HOW DO WE SET UP THIS FILM I WOULD SAY JUST ACTION, ADVENTURE, COMEDY, IT'S FAMILY
FRIENDLY A LOT OF FAMILY. >> YEAH.
IT'S A LITTLE BIT LIKE -- YOU KNOW, FAMILY WAS A, I THINK, A A THEME IN THE OTHER ANT-MAN
MOVIES AND COMEDY AND I THINK SOME OF THAT --
THAT EXISTS IN THIS ONE TOO, BUT IT'S ON A MUCH GRANDER SCALE.
IT'S STARTING OFF PHASE FIVE OF MARVEL, WHICH -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHICH IS VERY EXCITING INTRODUCING A NEW, BIG, BAD VILLAIN CALLED KANG THE
CONQUEROR. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHICH IS -- IF YOU LOOK AT
THOSE PICTURES OF JONATHAN, I THINK YOU COULD PROBABLY BUY HIM AS A CONQUEROR
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S -- YEAH >> HE'S FANTASTIC. AND SO -
>> Jimmy: HE REALLY IS GREAT EVERYONE IS GREAT. >> JUST AWESOME.
>> Jimmy: IT'S REALLY GOOD THAT YOU GET SENT INTO THIS -- THE QUANTUM REALM THROUGH THIS
THING THAT YOUR DAUGHTER INVENTS. IT'S LIKE A BEACON THAT SHE
SHOULDN'T HAVE SENT OUT. AND THEN, YOU GOT -- WELL, I DON'T WANT TO EXPLAIN WHAT
REALLY - >> I THINK YOU JUST DID. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DID.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> MARVEL WILL BE THRILLED [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY DON'T REALLY CARE THOUGH. THEY'RE LIKE, "TELL WHATEVER YOU WANT."
THEY DON'T MIND. IT'S SO WEIRD. MARVEL DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU
SAY. >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE IT THEY REALLY LOVE IT.
YEAH SORRY, MARVEL. IT'S REALLY GOOD THOUGH.
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S PAUL RUDD IN "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> DO I MISS THE ACTION?
SOMETIMES. WILL I BE THERE WHEN THE AVENGERS NEED ME
ABSOLUTELY I'D NEVER TURN MY BACK ON THEM BUT RIGHT NOW, THE ONLY JOB I
WANT IS BEING A DAD. I LOVE YOU, CASSIE THANKS FOR BEING MY HERO
AND I'M SORRY I MISSED SOME BIRTHDAYS. AND FOR THE REST OF YOU KIDS
OUT THERE, WORD OF ADVICE. LOOK OUT FOR THE LITTLE GUY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU WERE AT A BOOK SIGNING >> YEAH, I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE
SAID THAT, SHOULDN'T I I GUESS, YEAH, SCOTT LANG WROTE A BOOK AFTER TO TELL EVERYBODY
WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON WITH, YOU KNOW, THE EVENTS OF "END GAME" AND EVERYTHING
>> Jimmy: THE THING I LIKE ABOUT YOU, AND YOUR CHARACTER, IN THIS, IS THAT YOU DO PLAY --
YOU'RE THE FIRST KIND OF, IN MY MIND, A FUNNY SUPERHERO DAD TYPE OF CHARACTER.
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: YOUR SCENES ARE SO COMEDIC AND FUNNY.
AND YOUR DYNAMIC WITH YOUR DAUGHTER -- I DON'T WANT TO, AGAIN, SPOIL IT, BUT YOU CRUSH
IT, BUDDY. >> WELL, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSH IT
I WANT -- THE MOVIE IS GOING TO BE HUGE ALL OVER THE WORLD AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT
EVERYONE, ALL AUDIENCES, EVERYWHERE, GET TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT IT.
SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO DO A NEW THING -- A A NEW TECHNOLOGY
IT'S CALLED LIVE DUBBING >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OKAY, AND WE'VE NEVER
DONE THIS. RIGHT ON THE SHOW. I HAVE THIS REMOTE HERE, OKAY.
AND IT WILL SWITCH LANGUAGES EVERY TIME I HIT A BUTTON. >> OH, ALL RIGHT
>> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO TRY? HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW MOVIE, "ANT-MAN," IS PAUL RUDD
TELL US ABOUT "ANT-MAN." >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, SURE YOU KNOW, IN "QUANTUMANIA," I
PLAY SCOTT LANG, AKA, ANT-MAN. AND, YOU KNOW, MY FAMILY ARE - [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] EVANGELINE LILLY,
MICHAEL DOUGLAS, OOH, MICHELLE PFEIFFER. >> STRAIGHT BUSSIN'.
NO CAP "ANT-MAN" IS LOW-KEY GOATED WHEN SEEING AN EXCITING MOVIE
IS THE VIBE. THANKS, FAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: PAUL RUDD, EVERYONE. "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA" IS IN THEATERS AND
IMAX FEBRUARY 17th MARC MARON JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN. HIS NEW SPECIAL, "MARC MARON:
FROM BLEAK TO DARK," PREMIERES TOMORROW AT 10:00 P.M. ON HBO AND HBO MAX.
PLEASE WELCOME, MARC MARON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, COVER OF "MEN'S
HEALTH." THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. MARC MARON
OF ALL THE YEARS THAT YOU'VE BEEN COMING HERE, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER SEEN YOU
IN A SUIT. >> YEAH. IT'S -- WELL, YOU KNOW, I --
WHEN YOU WEAR SUITS, FOR ME -- I DON'T WEAR THEM OFTEN. ALL I THINK ABOUT IS, LIKE,
DON'T GET FOOD ON YOUR SUIT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY >> THAT'S ALL I'M THINKING
ABOUT. RIGHT NOW. IS THERE FOOD?
>> Jimmy: NO, THERE'S NO FOOD. >> OKAY, GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE NOTHING TO
WORRY ABOUT. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> I'M SURPRISED IT'S NOT
WRINKLED, TOO. I'LL TELL YOU A STORY. >> Jimmy: WHAT
>> SO, I GET TO THE AIRPORT. YOU TRAVEL A LOT, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: SURE
>> SURE. SO, ALL YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU TRAVEL, IS TO PACK ONE
BAG TIGHTLY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHECK IT. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
>> RIGHT THAT'S THE KEY RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: YES. >> NOW, YOU FLY FIRST, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEP.
>> YEAH, I FLY BUSINESS. I'M NOT AS BIG AS YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO - >> Jimmy: YOU TRICKED ME YOU TRICKED ME
YOU TRICKED ME INTO SAYING THAT YEAH, I FLY COACH.
>> DO YOU? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> ALL RIGHT
SO, I'M GOING -- I GOT MY SUIT FOR "THE JIMMY FALLON SHOW," I GOT MY SUIT.
AND I GOT MY HANGING BAG LIKE, I JUST GOT THE ONE SUIT, THIS SUIT IN A BAG, THE HANGING
BAG, SO I CAN HANG IT WHEN I WALK IN THE PLANE, RIGHT LIKE A BUSINESS CLASS GUY.
SO, I GOT MY BAG, RIGHT, THE ROLLER BAG I GOT MY CARRY-ON.
AND I GOT MY SUIT, RIGHT SO, I'M GOING TO HANG IT UP IN THE CLOSET, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT CLOSET >> SO, I GET TO THE GATE, AND I'M ABOUT TO GO ON
AND THE GUY GOES, YOU GOT THREE BAGS I'M LIKE, "NO, I DON'T
THIS IS A SUIT IT'S NOT A BAG." HE'S LIKE, "NO, IT'S THREE
BAGS, SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHECK SOMETHING." I'M LIKE, "NO, I'M NOT."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO. >> I'M LIKE, "I'M JUST GOING TO
PUT THEM IN THE CLOSET." HE'S LIKE, "YOU CAN'T GET BY HERE WITH THREE BAGS."
AND THEN, THERE'S A WOMAN -- >> Jimmy: HE'S RIGHT >> NO, HE'S NOT.
>> Jimmy: YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO, THERE'S A WOMAN STANDING
THERE, AND SHE JUST LOOKS AT ME, AND SHE GOES, "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHECK A BAG."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND, LIKE, THERE'S A LINE OF PEOPLE BEHIND ME
AND I'M LIKE, "NO, I'M NOT." AND I'LL TELL YOU, FOLKS FOLKS -- FOLKS, I'LL TELL YOU.
I OPENED UP MY CARRY-ON AND I STUFFED MY SUIT RIGHT IN THAT, LIKE, HERKY-JERKY ANGRY OLD MAN
WAY. PEOPLE ARE WATCHING ME, BUT I'M SO FOCUSED ON SHOVING MY NEW
SUIT INTO THE BAG. >> Jimmy: HOW EMBARRASSING >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
ALL I KNEW IS THAT I WON SOMEHOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> WHAT HAPPENS NOW? >> Audience: YAHOO
>> LIKE, I WALKED DOWN THAT GATEWAY. AND I'M LIKE, "YEP, I DID IT."
AS I PULLED MY WRINKLED SUIT - >> Jimmy: WRINKLED SUIT, YEAH. >> SMALL VICTORY, JIM.
SMALL VICTORY. >> Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY LOOK FANTASTIC.
ARE YOU WORKING OUT? ARE YOU HEALTHY? >> YES, OF COURSE.
YOU KNOW, I'M DYING, JIM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT
>> NO, I'M JUST OLD. SO, I -- NO, I WORK OUT. YOU KNOW, I WORK OUT A LOT
YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY JUST JOINED A GYM IT'S THE FIRST GYM I JOINED
SINCE COVID, SINCE, YOU KNOW -- THE THING. >> Jimmy: THE PANDEMIC
>> RIGHT SO, I WAS WORKING OUT OUTSIDE ON MY PORCH THE WHOLE PANDEMIC
AND HIKING OUTSIDE LIKE, I'M THE GUY ON HIS FRONT PORCH WITH WEIGHTS
WHEN PEOPLE WALK BY, LIKE, "THAT'S THE WEIGHT GUY." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE THAT GUY. >> I'M THAT GUY, ON THE PORCH WITH THE WEIGHTS
SO, I JOINED A GYM FINALLY IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE
AND I JOINED RIGHT IN TIME FOR THESE HORRENDOUS RAINSTORMS IN L.A., RIGHT?
IT RAINED FOR LIKE A WEEK. SO, I JUST JOINED THE GYM. AND I WENT EVERY DAY, LIKE, FOR
THAT WEEK, 'CAUSE I HAD TO I COULDN'T WORK OUT OUTSIDE. SO, THEN THE SUN COMES BACK
OUT, AND TWO DAYS, I'M ENJOYING THE WEATHER. AND I GET A CALL ON MY PHONE
IT'S A LOCAL NUMBER. SO, YOU'VE KIND OF GOT TO PICK IT UP, BECAUSE MAYBE THERE'S AN
EMERGENCY DOWN THE STREET. SO, I PICK UP -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
BUT I PICK UP THE PHONE -- I PICK UP THE PHONE AND GO, "HELLO?"
AND THIS GUY GOES, "HEY, MARC, IT'S JOHN FROM EQUINOX DOWN AT THE GYM.
YOU HAD A PRETTY GOOD RUN GOING. JUST CHECKING IN."
AND I HAD THAT MOMENT WHERE I'M LIKE, "IS THIS CALL COMING FROM MY HEAD?
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HE'S LIKE, "WELL, YOU'RE HERE
EVERY DAY. IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO GET YOU BACK?"
I'M LIKE, "DUDE, IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS." LIKE, WHAT IF -- WHAT IF I WAS
IN TROUBLE WHAT IS THERE, LIKE, "NO, MAN, I'M HALFWAY INTO A SHEET CAKE
OVER HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M
GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE." AND THEY'RE LIKE, "DO YOU HAVE A GUN IN THE HOUSE?"
I DO, JOHN [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "WELL, WE'LL SEND
SOMEONE OVER GET YOUR SHORTS ON." "CAN I BRING THE CAKE WITH ME?
"DUDE, WHATEVER YOU GOT TO DO. [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE HERE
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS -- YOUR STANDUP SPECIAL I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
AN HBO SPECIAL >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT MEANS A BIG DEAL
FOR A COMEDIAN THIS IS A GIANT DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TOMORROW NIGHT "MARC MARON: FROM BLEAK TO DARK."
>> YES >> Jimmy: IT'S A FANTASTIC TITLE.
>> ISN'T IT? >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. >> LISTEN TO ME --
>> Jimmy: IT'S PERFECT IT'S YOU >> IT'S A REAL STORY, DUDE
LIKE, HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED IT WAS KIND OF FUNNY, BECAUSE MY BUDDY, SAM LIPSYTE, THE
NOVELIST, AND I SOLD A SHOW TO FX, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO, WE WROTE A SCRIPT, AND WE DELIVERED IT. AND THEY WERE LIKE, "GREAT,
WRITE ANOTHER SCRIPT." SO, WE WRITE ANOTHER SCRIPT, RIGHT?
AND -- WE SEND IT TO THEM, RIGHT? AND THERE'S A NOTES MEETING
WHERE THEY GIVE YOU NOTES. THE NETWORK GIVES YOU NOTES, RIGHT?
SO, IT'S THE HEAD OF FX, THIS GUY, NICK GRAD, AND HIS PEOPLE AND THEN, MY PEOPLE AND ME AND
SAM. AND WE'RE ON A ZOOM CALL FOR THE NOTES.
THEY'RE GOING TO TELL US WHAT THEY THINK OF THE SCRIPT AND NICK GOES, "HEY, LOOK,
GUYS, GREAT JOB. LOVED IT HAVE NO SPECIFIC NOTES
BUT IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN GET IT FROM BLEAK TO DARK? [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> Audience: YAHOO >> Jimmy: MARC MARON -
>> I DID IT. I NAILED IT. >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S A PEEK AT MARC MARON'S "FROM BLEAK TO DARK.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
MAN THAN ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE
HUMAN KIDS [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE THAT MAKES YOU MORE
RESPONSIBLE, MORE EVOLVED? A BETTER HUMAN GO [ BLEEP ] YOURSELF.
[ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE THREE CATS THAT I LOVE. AND IN THE BEST-CASE SCENARIO,
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE THEM ALL KILLED [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL MY FRIENDS. AND I KNEW IT GOING IN
THAT'S HOW BIG MY HEART IS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO -- THAT IS
GENIUS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A GREAT -- THAT'S SO
TRUE I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOVE IT.
I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LAUGH. THERE'S ALSO SOME EMOTIONAL
STUFF YOU TALK ABOUT IN THIS SPECIAL THAT REALLY KIND OF IS MOVING AS WELL
>> IT GETS HEAVY, BUT I BALANCE IT YOU KNOW, THERE'S LAUGHS
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO COOL THAT YOU DID IT, BUDDY. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S AN AMAZING SHOW I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYS IT. YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME YOU'RE
HERE -- THANK YOU AGAIN, FOR COMING ON THE SHOW - WE TALK ABOUT MUSIC ALL THE
TIME AND WE TALK ABOUT PLAYING THE GUITAR
AND WE'VE NEVER ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING CRAZY WITH YOU PLAYING THE GUITAR OR SOMETHING LIKE
THAT SO, I THOUGHT TONIGHT TO CELEBRATE -- NO, DON'T PLAY
"CELEBRATE." [ LAUGHTER ] BUT TO CELEBRATE YOU BEING --
HAVING YOUR OWN SPECIAL ON HBO AND HBO MAX, "FROM BLEAK TO DARK," WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE
US INTO COMMERCIAL BREAK WITH THE ROOTS? >> YEAH, I'LL TRY.
I'LL TRY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GO ON OVER, BUD.
YOU GOT A GUITAR >> YEAH. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
MARC MARON, RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DUDE, YOU CAN PLAY
"FROM BLEAK TO DARK" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HBO AND HBO MAX.
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "ENOUGH FOR LOVE" FROM HER NEW ALBUM,
"RAVEN," PLEASE WELCOME KELELA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TALK ABOUT I TELL ME WHAT'S GOING O WITH YOU BABY *
* LET GO EVEN THOUG YOU DOUBT IT TELL ME ARE YOU KEEPIN
UP WITH YOUR WOUNDS * * CAN YOU LOV THROUGH IT BAB
I DON'T REALLY KNO WHY YOU WALK AWAY * * NEVER REALLY KNOW
WHAT YOU GOT TO SA ARE YOU EVEN THERE IF YOU'RE HALF THE WAY *
* AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY WE ESCALAT AND I DON'T REALLY KNO
WHY YOU'RE TESTING ME * * YEAH YOU COME AROUN BUT YOU NEVER STAY
'CAUSE YOU FORGOT ABOUT US * * NO YOU'RE NOT ALONE NOT ALON
ARE YOU TOUGH ENOUGH FOR LOVE * * GIVE IT U
BUT YOU FORGOT ABOUT US * NO YOU'RE NOT ALON NOT ALONE *
* ARE YOU TOUGH ENOUG FOR LOVE YOU'RE TOUGH ENOUGH *
* BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR LOVE IT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR LOVE YOU'RE ENOUG
FOR LOVE * * IT'S A NEW DA AND I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING
LOOKING BUT IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU BABY * * STAYED ON EVEN THOUGH
THEY'RE CLOWNING TELL ME ARE YOU KEEPING UP WITH YOUR WOUNDS *
* CAN YOU LOV THROUGH IT BAB I DON'T REALLY KNO
WHY YOU WALKED AWAY * * NEVER REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TO SA
ARE YOU EVEN THERE IF YOU'RE HALF THE WAY * * AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW
WHY WE ESCALAT AND I DON'T REALLY KNO WHY YOU'RE TESTING ME *
* YEAH YOU COME AROUN BUT YOU NEVER STAY 'CAUSE YOU FORGOT ABOUT US *
* YOU'RE NOT ALON NOT ALON ARE YOU TOUGH ENOUGH FOR LOV
GIVE IT UP * * YOU FORGOT ABOUT US YOU'RE NOT ALONE
NOT ALONE * * ARE YOU TOUGH ENOUG FOR LOVE
I NEED A TOUGHER LOVE * * WE RODE INTO THE NIGH GET STRONGER
AND STRONGER * * I'M HOLDING ON SO TIGHT BUT YOU CAN'T FREE RID
FOR LONGER * * SO DON'T FORGET ABOUT U YOU'RE NOT ALONE
NOT ALONE * * ARE YOU TOUGH ENOUG FOR LOVE
GIVE IT UP DON'T FORGET ABOUT US * * GOTTA TOUGHEN U
FOR LOVE I NEED A TOUGHER LOV YOU'RE ENOUGH FOR LOVE OH *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. KELELA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"RAVEN" IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
PAUL RUDD AND MARC MARON KELELA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ONCE AGAIN AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE