1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:18,485 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:22,856 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,692 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. 4 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:31,164 EVANGELINE LILLY JORMA TACCONE. MUSICAL GUEST LANG LANG. 5 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:37,070 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1796 6 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:43,043 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:56,956 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 8 00:00:56,956 --> 00:01:12,572 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HOT CROWD. WELCOME! 9 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,674 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 10 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:20,880 YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 11 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,749 I LOVE YOU WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT 12 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:28,121 THIS THE U.S. HAS EXAMINED RECOVERED PIECES OF THE CHINESE SPY 13 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:29,622 BALLOON, AND TODAY THEY ANNOUNCED THAT IT HAD TECHNOLOGY TO MONITOR OUR 14 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:35,595 COMMUNICATIONS [ AUDIENCE OOHS WHEN THEY HEARD THAT, SIRI AND 15 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,931 ALEXA WERE LIKE, "OH, HELL NO, THAT'S OUR JOB COME ON. 16 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:42,435 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THEY WERE TRACKING ALL OF OUR COMMUNICATIONS, INCLUDING 17 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:47,107 PHONE CALLS AND TEXT MESSAGES. THE BALLOON WAS LIKE, "BASED ON WHAT WE'VE GATHERED, WE SHOULD 18 00:01:47,107 --> 00:02:01,054 INVEST IN EGGPLANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 19 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,789 MEANWHILE, AT&T TOLD THEIR CUSTOMERS, "RELAX, THEY CAN'T SPY ON YOU IF YOU CAN'T GET 20 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:11,398 A SIGNAL." YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:13,700 SOME MORE NEWS, PRESIDENT BIDEN JUST SAID THAT CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS FOUND AT HIS HOME AND 22 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:17,303 OFFICE WERE FROM THE 1970s YEP, THEY WERE MOSTLY ABOUT TRYING TO DETERMINE THE EXACT 23 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:26,813 LOCATION OF FUNKYTOWN. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE NEWS ON THE 24 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,649 PRESIDENT. IN A NEW INTERVIEW AHEAD OF HIS EXPECTED RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN, 25 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:34,688 BIDEN DISMISSED CONCERNS ABOUT HIS AGE AND SAID, "WATCH ME. IT'S ALL I CAN SAY." 26 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,724 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN SOMEONE WAS LIKE, "SIR, YOU'RE TALKING TO A MANNEQUIN. 27 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:44,397 [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN, I'M NOT SAYING HE'S OLD, BUT BIDEN ACTUALLY ATE THE 28 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:52,372 ORIGINAL WERTHER'S ORIGINAL. [ LAUGHTER ] ACTUALLY, VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS 29 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:55,875 EXPRESSED HER CONFIDENCE IN BIDEN, CALLING HIM A VERY BOLD AND VIBRANT PRESIDENT. 30 00:02:55,875 --> 00:03:01,047 BOLD AND VIBRANT [ LAUGHTER ] SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU SAY 31 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:03,083 WHEN YOU'RE ASKED TO DESCRIBE A WINE, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 32 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:06,486 "BOLD. I'M GETTING A LOT OF VIBRANT." BOLD AND VIBRANT 33 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:12,392 IT'S ALWAYS GOOD WHEN YOU DESCRIBE A PRESIDENT THE WAY SEPHORA DESCRIBES A LIPSTICK 34 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:18,198 [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? TODAY, A TOP SOUTHWEST AIRLINES 35 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,066 EXECUTIVE TESTIFIED BEFORE CONGRESS OVER THE HOLIDAY TRAVEL MELTDOWN. 36 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:22,569 AND JUST TO MESS WITH HIM, RIGHT WHEN HE SHOWED UP FOR HIS HEARING, CONGRESS CANCELLED IT 37 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:29,109 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, HE SAID THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED, BUT I'M NOT SURE I 38 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:33,580 BELIEVE HIM. HE FLEW TO D.C. ON JETBLUE [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:37,984 WELL, GUYS, THE SUPER BOWL IS JUST A FEW DAYS AWAY ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED ABOUT IT? 40 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:45,625 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M EXCITED. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 41 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,527 AS YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD BY NOW, TWO BROTHERS, TRAVIS AND JASON KELCE ARE PLAYING AGAINST 42 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,963 EACH OTHER IN THIS SUNDAY'S SUPER BOWL SO, THEIR MOM, DONNA KELCE, HAS 43 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,932 BEEN IN THE NEWS A LOT THIS WEEK AND HERE SHE IS RIGHT HERE 44 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:55,669 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] I KNOW HOW CUTE 45 00:03:55,669 --> 00:04:00,140 IT'S LIKE A MIXED JERSEY I LOVE IT. SO, I SAW THAT DONNA PACKED HER 46 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,442 HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FOR HER BOYS IN ARIZONA AND SENT IT TO THEM. 47 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:05,745 CHECK THIS OUT THIS IS A PHOTO OF THEM. ISN'T THAT CUTE. 48 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,580 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] SHE WROTE THEIR NAMES AND, "LOVE, MOM" ON THE TUPPERWARE. 49 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:12,385 YEAH, CLASSIC MOM MOVE I LOVE THAT. SHE ALSO SENT COOKIES TO OTHER 50 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:14,721 PEOPLE AS WELL >> Steve: DID SHE REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, FIRST DONNA 51 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:19,292 SENT COOKIES TO TOM BRADY AND WROTE, "HERE, ENJOY YOUR FIRST CARB IN 20 YEARS." 52 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:22,228 [ LAUGHTER ] NICE >> Steve: SWEET, SO SWEET. 53 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:24,764 >> Jimmy: THEN SHE SENT COOKIES TO ROB GRONKOWSKI AND WROTE, "PLEASE RETURN THE CONTAINER 54 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:32,305 DON'T EAT IT LIKE LAST TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN SHE SENT COOKIES TO 55 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:34,908 OLIVIA MANNING, THE MOTHER OF PEYTON AND ELI AND WROTE, "I'M THE NFL'S SUPER MOM NOW. 56 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:46,186 LATER, LIV." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. 57 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,088 >> Jimmy: THEN SHE SENT COOKIES TO RIHANNA AND WROTE, "TRAVIS IS SINGLE. 58 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:52,192 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN'T, SHE'S TAKEN AND FINALLY, SHE SENT COOKIES 59 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:56,796 TO PATRICK MAHOMES AND WROTE, "I COULD ALSO BE SINGLE. JUST SAY THE WORD. 60 00:04:56,796 --> 00:05:02,669 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NICE LADY. >> Steve: SPICY COOKIES. 61 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:07,173 >> Jimmy: WELL, LISTEN TO THIS KING CHARLES JUST BECAME THE FIRST MONARCH IN BRITISH 62 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:11,644 HISTORY TO BE FEATURED ON POSTAL STAMPS WITHOUT A CROWN. CAN WE SEE THE PHOTO 63 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:20,954 YEAH THERE YOU GO IT LOOKS LIKE A SAD DIME 64 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:24,491 [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE COMPLAINED HE SHOULD BE WEARING A CROWN. 65 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,494 CHARLES WAS LIKE, "OH, LICK ME." [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:31,664 "I'M A STAMP I'M A POSTAGE STAMP. SOME BIG MOVIE NEWS, DISNEY 67 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:36,369 JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE WORKING ON SEQUELS TO "TOY STORY" AND "FROZEN." 68 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,104 PRINCE HARRY HEARD THE WORDS "FROZEN" AND "WOODY," AND HAD A TRAUMATIC FLASHBACK. 69 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:46,946 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: PUT A CROWN ON IT. >> Jimmy: WELL, GET THIS, IN AN 70 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:48,648 EFFORT TO FILL SEATS, I HEARD THAT MOVIE THEATERS ARE OFFERING MORE UPSCALE FOOD AND 71 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:53,086 DRINK OPTIONS. IT'S WEIRD WHEN A WAITER COMES TO YOUR SEAT WITH NACHO CHEESE 72 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:58,091 AND IS LIKE, "SAY WHEN." [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S EVEN A SOMMELIER THAT 73 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:02,495 YOU CAN BECKON OVER. LIKE, WHAT WINE PAIRS WELL WITH "KNOCK AT THE CABIN? 74 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:11,104 SOMETHING BOLD AND VIBRANT [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE ARE EXCITED ABOUT THIS, 75 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:18,111 CHIK-FIL-A IS DEBUTING A NEW FRIED CAULIFLOWER SANDWICH [ CHEERS ] 76 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,846 PEOPLE SAY IT REALLY TASTES LIKE CHICKEN IF YOU JUST ADD A A LITTLE SALT, PEPPER, AND 77 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:23,149 CHICKEN. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, AS I MENTIONED, THE 78 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:24,918 SUPER BOWL IS ALMOST HERE, AND IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IS LOOKING FORWARD TO RIHANNA'S 79 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:34,728 HALFTIME SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'VE GOT TO SAY, PEOPLE ONLINE 80 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:38,765 HAVE SOME PRETTY WILD THOUGHTS ABOUT WHAT SONG SHE MIGHT DO I'M SURE WHATEVER SHE DOES IS 81 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:42,602 GOING TO WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK BECAUSE SHE'S JUST TOO GOOD OF A PERFORMER. 82 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:46,406 ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENT IS JUST BEING RUDE. BOY, GIRL, EVERYONE LOVES HER. 83 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:57,684 YEAH, I SAID IT. SHE'S PERFORMING LIVE, AND SHE'S UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE. 84 00:06:57,684 --> 00:06:59,519 I MEAN, SURE THERE'S A DELAY OF ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE SECONDS, BUT STILL, ANYWAY, MAKE SURE YOU 85 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:02,589 GET A GOOD SEAT FOR THE HALFTIME SHOW, WHERE NO ONE WILL DISTURB YOU 86 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,624 I'LL TELL YOU, IF ANYONE AT MY PARTY ISN'T PAYING ATTENTION, THEY CAN SHUT UP AND DRIVE TO 87 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:10,563 THEIR OWN HOUSE. BECAUSE THE MONSTER PERFORMANCE SHE'S ABOUT TO GIVE, SHE'S THE 88 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:13,433 ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD THAT CAN DO IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 89 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:17,904 WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, SHE'S JUST WHAT THE GAME NEEDED. ME, I'M JUST HOPING THEY DON'T 90 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:20,540 STOP THE MUSIC [ LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THERE WERE 91 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:27,180 SOUND ISSUES I MEAN, YOU'D SEND OUT AN S.O.S. TO FIX THAT PROBLEM 92 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,816 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I'M SURE IT WILL BE JUST FINE 93 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:31,785 FROM ME TO YOU, RIRI, WHATEVER YOU GRACE US WITH, JUST KNOW THAT EVERYONE AT THE GAME WILL 94 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,520 BE TELLING EACH OTHER HOW YOU RUN THIS TOWN. AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE, TAKE A 95 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:42,829 A BOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FINALLY, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT 96 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:46,099 THIS SUPER BOWL LVII IS HAPPENING THIS SUNDAY. 97 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:50,904 YOU HAVE THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 98 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,773 FACING OFF AGAINST THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 99 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:55,942 YEAH AS YOU KNOW, AFTER THE GAME, THEY GIVE OUT AWARDS LIKE MOST 100 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:58,144 VALUABLE PLAYER. BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT AWARDS BEFORE THE GAME TOO. 101 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:01,047 DID YOU KNOW THAT? >> Steve: NO, I DID NOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY DO. 102 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:04,684 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES." 103 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:05,652 SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO 104 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:07,754 * 105 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:12,892 * TONIGHT SHO SUPERLATIVES * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST PLAYER IS 106 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:15,395 FROM THE CHIEFS. IT'S THEIR QUARTERBACK, PATRICK MAHOMES. 107 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:18,231 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO CALL HIS GUIDANCE COUNSELOR "CHEUGY. 108 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:28,742 [ APPLAUSE ] NEXT UP, FROM THE EAGLES IS QUARTERBACK JALEN HURTS. 109 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,643 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE THE GUY WHO OPENS THE DOOR SHIRTLESS WHEN YOU VISIT YOUR 110 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:34,047 EX [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "WHAT'S UP, MAN. 111 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,816 CAN I HELP YOU YEAH, I GUESS CHARLOTTE LIVES HERE." 112 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:42,789 NEXT UP, FROM THE CHIEFS IS TOMMY TOWNSEND HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE 113 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:46,893 THE FOURTH GUY FROM THE BLACK EYED PEAS. [ LAUGHTER ] 114 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,962 YEAH, THAT'S HIM NEXT UP, FROM THE CHIEFS IS ANDREW WYLIE 115 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,798 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE ELECTED "CHUG LORD" BY HIS FRATERNITY 116 00:08:51,798 --> 00:09:00,440 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: CHUG LORD. >> Jimmy: CHUG LORD. 117 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:09,282 >> Steve: THAT'S A TITLE >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, FROM THE CHIEFS IS NICK ALLEGRETTI. 118 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:12,252 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE SMILING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME 119 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:15,288 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S VERY HARD TO DO NOT EASY 120 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,257 NEXT UP, FROM THE CHIEFS IS CREED HUMPHREY HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 121 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:20,560 SHOW YOU HOW TO GET TO NARNIA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, FROM THE EAGLES IS 122 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,497 JAKE ELLIOTT HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE THANG 123 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:28,635 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "COME OVER HERE. HE'S JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE 124 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:33,106 THANG. AND FINALLROM THE E CHIEFS IS NOAH GRAY.Y. 125 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:36,509 HE WAS VOTED JON HAMMIEST. THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE YOUR SUPERLATIVES. 126 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:39,145 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 127 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:39,179 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 128 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:50,957 * >> Jimmy: OH 129 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:54,794 WHAT A SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 130 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:57,831 TONIGHT. HE'S THE AUTHOR OF THE NUMBER ONE "NEW YORK TIMES" 131 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:05,705 BEST-SELLING BOOK, "GREENLIGHTS." MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY IS HERE ON 132 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:08,908 THE SHOW HE REALLY KIND OF -- I ASKED HIM TO COME ON JUST BECAUSE, 133 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:14,881 YOU KNOW, THE BOOK'S BEEN OUT BUT I JUST GOT AROUND TO READING IT 134 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:17,050 YOU KNOW, I DON'T READ ALL THE BOOKS ON THE SHOW WHEN PEOPLE COME ON. 135 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:20,453 I CAN'T, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FINISH ALL THE BOOKS BUT I HAD MATTHEW ON FOR THIS 136 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,589 BOOK, AND IT'S A GIANT HIT IT'S GREAT DURING THE HOLIDAYS I STARTED 137 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,491 READING IT IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. IT'S SUCH A GREAT, FUNNY, 138 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:31,264 CHARMING, SMART BOOK IT MADE ME LAUGH IT MADE ME THINK 139 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:34,434 IT'S JUST FANTASTIC. I WANT TO GET IT FOR ALL MY FRIENDS. 140 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:39,339 YOU AND THE ROOTS. BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH, THEN SOMEONE SAID, "OH, YOU'VE GOT 141 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:43,743 TO LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK." >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S MATTHEW 142 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:46,479 DOING THE AUDIOBOOK. I GO, "OH MY GOD, THAT'S GOT TO BE AMAZING 143 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,215 I'VE ALREADY READ THE BOOK BUT I GO, "WHY NOT." WHO DOES THAT? 144 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:52,052 YOU READ THE BOOK, THEN GET THE AUDIOBOOK. IT'S A LOT OF BOOK 145 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:55,221 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I LOVED IT IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 146 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,290 IT'S WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. IT'S HIM TALKING, JUST HAVING - 147 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,693 YOU KNOW HOW HE DOES IT. HE'S JUST TELLING THESE STORIES. 148 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,327 HE KNOWS HOW TO JUST START IT OFF AND THEN GO -- AND HE KNOWS HOW TO END IT. 149 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:08,168 IT'S JUST CRAZY. I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH IF YOU DON'T MIND JUST COMING 150 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:13,139 BACK ON JUST TO TALK HE HAS NOTHING TO PITCH. I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU, AND 151 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:16,409 TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE IT. HE WAS LIKE, "OF COURSE. DONE." 152 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,145 SO, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY IS HERE TONIGHT ON THE SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 153 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:25,285 IT'S A GREAT BOOK. ANOTHER ONE OF OUR FAVORITES I DON'T GET TO SEE AS MUCH 154 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:28,888 SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA," WHICH IS IN 155 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:32,225 THEATERS AND IMAX FEBRUARY 17th. EVANGELINE LILLY IS HERE 156 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:43,737 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE'S FANTASTIC IN IT. 157 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,638 PLUS, YOU KNOW HIM FROM HIS WORK WITH "THE LONELY ISLAND," AND HE DIRECTED TWO -- NOT ONE, 158 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:49,776 TWO -- SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS FOR PEPSI THAT WILL AIR DURING THE GAME THIS SUNDAY 159 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:54,247 JORMA TACCONE IS HERE TONIGHT. >> Steve: YEAH, JORMA! >> Jimmy: JORM 160 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,549 >> Steve: JORM >> Jimmy: AND ONE OF THE BEST TO DO IT OUT THERE, ONE OF THE 161 00:11:56,549 --> 00:12:02,322 BEST WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM LANG LANG IS HERE TONIGHT. 162 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:07,060 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GET READY. GUYS, IT'S THURSDAY. 163 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,429 YOU WANT TO DO A LITTLE "ROSES AND THORNS?" >> Steve: OH, YEAH 164 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,631 >> Jimmy: LET'S GO AROUND THE ROOM CHECK IN 165 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:16,202 I'LL GO FIRST. MY ROSE IS I ORDERED A A BRAND-NEW FLAT SCREEN TV FOR 166 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:20,073 THE SUPER BOWL >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: MY THORN IS IT WAS 167 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,876 BEING DELIVERED BY THAT CHINESE BALLOON. [ LAUGHTER ] 168 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:26,279 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HIGGINS, DO YOU HAVE A ROSE AND A THORN 169 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:30,216 >> Steve: OH, MY GOD, DO I EVER I SCORED TICKETS TO SEE BEYONCE 170 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:36,222 IN CONCERT >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S FANTASTIC [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 171 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,391 WHAT'S THE THORN >> Steve: THE THORN IS MY CHILDREN WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE 172 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:42,462 TO ATTEND COLLEGE. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE. MARK, HOW ABOUT YOU, BUD 173 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:46,166 >> YEAH, MY ROSE IS AT LUNCH TODAY I GOT AN EXTRA CHICKEN McNUGGET IN MY ORDER 174 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:52,405 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S LUCKY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 175 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:55,108 THAT'S GOOD. WHAT'S THE THORN >> MY THORN IS I WAS EATING AT 176 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,110 CHIPOTLE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JAMES, YOU WANT TO 177 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,380 FINISH US OFF HERE >> YEAH. MY ROSE IS MY WIFE BOOKED 178 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,882 A DINNER RESERVATION FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 179 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:08,054 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. WHAT'S THE THORN >> MY THORN IS IT'S WITH OUR 180 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:11,324 POOL BOY, GERALDO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T DO 181 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:15,128 "ROSES AND THORNS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 182 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:30,110 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 183 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:33,847 >> HAD A SPEAKER IN THE -- THAT I MOUNTED IN THE GRILL SO I COULD PULL UP INTO THE 184 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:39,152 I MOUNTED IN THE GRILL SO I COULD PULL UP INTO THE PARKING LOT IN THE MORNING 185 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:58,238 WHOLE PARKING LOT. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 186 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:06,513 HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 187 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,715 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 188 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:12,886 >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS 189 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,188 TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC AND THIS WEEK IN HONOR OF THE BIG GAME, I SENT OUT THE 190 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:21,961 HASHTAG, "THREE WORD SUPER BOWL." AND I ASKED YOU TO TWEET OUT A 191 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,264 A FUNNY THREE WORD SUPER BOWL PREDICTION WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS 192 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:32,072 A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S. NUMBER ONE ACTUALLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 193 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,641 NUMBER ONE, YEAH SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF 194 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,810 MY FAVORITE THREE-WORD SUPER BOWL TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS 195 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,079 HERE WE GO THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @MIKEYMIKEFACE 196 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,647 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MIKEY MIKE FACE. >> Steve: MIKE FACE. 197 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,717 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE SAYS "FOOTBALL INTERRUPTS COMMERCIALS. 198 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,552 OH, INTERESTING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S -- I DO LOVE THE 199 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,621 COMMERCIALS. THIS ONE'S FUNNY FROM @VELDHOUSEJILL, SHE SAYS 200 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:55,195 "TOMORROW'S [ BLEEP ] MONDAY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH 201 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,163 IT IS. >> Jimmy: MONDAY FOLLOWS THE SUPER BOWL 202 00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:02,936 >> Steve: OH, ALWAYS ALWAYS >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 203 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,038 @CAROLKACH SHE SAYS, "GEORGE SANTOS QUARTERBACK. 204 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,773 OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. 205 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:10,276 >> Jimmy: IS HE? >> Steve: GOD. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 206 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,345 @DREAMSYMBOLS101 SHE SAYS, "PHILLY RIOTS REGARDLESS." 207 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:15,415 OH >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: HEY. 208 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,384 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Questlove: WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO 209 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:21,421 GREASE THAT POLE >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @PROBOGIE67. 210 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,257 HE SAYS "COULD'VE WATCHED AVATAR." [ LAUGHTER ] 211 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:30,163 OH, THAT'S TRUE. >> Steve: SAME LENGTH. >> Jimmy: HALF OF IT 212 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,565 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: HALF OF IT THIS ONE'S FROM @MATTPALMERV1. 213 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:36,403 HE SAYS, "MOMMA KELCE WINS." THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 214 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:40,640 EITHER WAY, SHE WINS THIS ONE'S FROM @OWLEEALAECKZA SHE SAYS, "RIHANNA APPRECIATION 215 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:46,780 DAY. WELL, THAT'S TRUE, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 216 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,516 THIS ONE'S FROM @KATHLEENHILDEB8 SHE SAYS, "UMBRELLA SALES UP." 217 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:54,554 THERE YOU HAVE IT. YEAH, I AGREE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 218 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:58,091 AND THIS LAST ONE'S FROM @KYLEDICE23. HE SAYS, "BRADY WINS SOMEHOW." 219 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,026 THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY [ APPLAUSE ] THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW 220 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:03,396 HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO 221 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,032 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASTAGS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. 222 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:16,609 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 223 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:20,780 >> I DO THE HELMET >> Jimmy: YOU DO THE HELMET? TEACH ME HOW TO DO IT. 224 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,516 I WANT TO FLY. >> AND I HAVE TO SOMEHOW SHRINK AND FLY. 225 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:27,654 FLY AT THE SAME -- >> Jimmy: SO, YOU -- AT THE SAME TIME. 226 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,289 >> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE GOING -- LIKE THAT? 227 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,658 >> Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE GOING -- LIKE THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,912 HE'S AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTOR AND THE AUTHOR OF THE NUMBER ONE "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLING 229 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:58,318 BOOK, "GREENLIGHTS." HE HAS A BRAND-NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED "JUST BECAUSE. 230 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,220 WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT THAT PLEASE WELCOME, 231 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:06,092 MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 232 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,794 YES! COME ON! >> JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY, DON'T 233 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,563 CALL ME JAMES. >> Jimmy: MATTHEW! >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? 234 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,432 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT BECAUSE I BEGGED YOU TO COME ON BECAUSE I AM SO INTO 235 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:18,338 THIS BOOK. AND I KNOW IT'S BEEN OUT FOR -- IS IT A YEAR 236 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:22,375 >> ALMOST TWO YEARS NOW, I THINK. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 237 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,211 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M SO SORRY I'M SO -- BUT, I DO LOVE IT. 238 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,414 BUT I -- I'M SO INTO THE BOOK. AND I LOVED IT, AND I READ EVERYTHING 239 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:33,219 IT IS -- IT IS CHARMING. IT IS FUNNY. IT IS PERSONAL 240 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:37,457 YOU GET IN THERE, YOU TELL EVERY SINGLE STORY AND I LOVED IT 241 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:41,528 AND IT'S ACTUALLY MADE ME THINK. IT'S JUST SO FUN 242 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:47,967 >> AWESOME >> Jimmy: AND THEN MY FRIEND SAID, GET THE AUDIOBOOK. 243 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,636 AND, "YOU'VE GOTTA HEAR IT, IT'S MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY TALKING AND READING THE BOOK." 244 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,905 I GO, "THIS IS GONNA BE UNBELIEVABLE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 245 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,307 AND IT IS UNBELIEVABLE YOU ARE A FANTASTIC STORYTELLER. 246 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,109 ONE THAT REALLY STUCK IN MY HEAD, IS WHEN YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND YOU HAD YOUR 247 00:17:56,109 --> 00:18:00,213 TRUCK -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND -- AND HAVING 248 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:06,319 THAT TRUCK, AND WHAT -- WHAT DID YOU -- WHAT WAS THE TRUCK? WHAT DID YOU DRIVE 249 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:11,024 >> THE TRUCK WAS A DODGE IT WAS ONLY, LIKE, A FOUR CYLINDER DODGE TRUCK THAT WAS 250 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:18,465 SLIGHTLY LIFTED. GOOD ENOUGH TO GO OFF-ROAD, THOUGH 251 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:23,803 AND I LIVED IN EAST TEXAS. SO, AFTER SCHOOL, YOU KNOW, GIRLS AND FRIENDS, WE'D HOP IN 252 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,572 MY TRUCK AND GO MUDDIN'. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THAT WAS -- YOU THREW 253 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,040 EVERYTHING IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK. YOU DIDN'T CARE IF YOU SPILLED 254 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,376 SOMETHING IN IT. I WAS A TRUCK GUY. IT GOT MUDDY, YOU ROLLED 255 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:33,213 >> Jimmy: AND YOU HAD A CB RADIO IN IT TOO, RIGHT >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 256 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:38,451 HAD A CB -- HAD A SPEAKER IN THE -- THAT I MOUNTED IN THE GRILL. 257 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:43,390 SO I COULD PULL UP INTO THE PARKING LOT IN THE MORNING BEFORE SCHOOL, AND LIKE, A 258 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,225 A FRIEND OF MINE, THIS GIRL CATHY COOK OR SOMETHING, I COULD GET ON MY -- GET ON MY CB 259 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,760 AND LIKE, DUCK DOWN AND GO, "WHOA, LOOK AT CATHY COOK THIS MORNING. 260 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:50,730 SHE IS LOOKING --" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND IT WOULD ECHO ACROSS THE 261 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,767 WHOLE PARKING LOT. EVERYBODY, AND SHE'D GET EMBARRASSED WONDERING WHERE IT 262 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:57,704 CAME FROM. AND THEN I'D HOP UP AND GET BUSTED 263 00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,640 SO, IT WAS -- IT WAS A LOT OF FUN. THE TRUCK WAS A LOT OF FUN 264 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,711 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE -- YOU WERE A RASCAL. >> I -- YEAH, A FUN RASCAL 265 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:09,082 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> FUN RASCAL. 266 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:12,585 HERE'S WHAT I DID. HERE'S WHERE I SNAFU-ED MYSELF THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL CHERRY 267 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,289 RED 300ZX T-TOPS THAT WENT ON SALE ACROSS TOWN, AND I DROVE BY IT AND WENT IN. 268 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:20,226 AND IT WAS -- THE GUY SAID HE WOULD TRADE ME THE TRUCK IN FOR THE 300ZX. 269 00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:23,930 AND I WAS LIKE, "OOH CANDY RED, T-TOPS 300ZX, HOW 'BOUT THAT?" 270 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:33,106 AND I SAID, YES. BIG MISTAKE. INSTEAD OF BEING THE GUY IN THE 271 00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:34,941 FRONT PARKING LOT, TALKING AND HAVING FUN, BEING THE RASCAL AND GOING MUDDING AFTER SCHOOL, 272 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,876 I STARTED PARKING MY 300ZX OFF IN THE BACK THIRD PARKING LOT AWAY FROM ALL THE CARS 'CAUSE I 273 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,779 DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO OPEN THE DOOR AND DENT IT, RIGHT? AND I STARTED, LIKE, LEANING 274 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:49,189 AGAINST MY RED 300ZX LIKE, "ISN'T MY RED 300ZX SO COOL 275 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:55,195 SO THEREFORE, I'M SO COOL? WELL, I WAS NO FUN ANYMORE THE -- I WENT DRY, MAN 276 00:19:55,195 --> 00:20:03,937 THE GIRLS DIDN'T WANT TO DATE ME, BY BUDDIES QUIT WANTING TO HANG OUT WITH ME, LIKE, "DUDE. 277 00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:06,239 YOU'RE, LIKE, YOU'RE LIVING OFF THIS 300ZX YOU'RE NO FUN ANYMORE, DUDE. 278 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,041 AND I WENT BACK TO THAT DEALER, PULLED UP AND SAID, "THIS WAS A BAD LIFE DECISION FOR ME 279 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:11,044 CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY TRUCK BACK I'LL GIVE YOU THE 300ZX BACK, 280 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:15,749 AND SOME MONEY IF YOU WANT." HE SAID OKAY, I GOT THE TRUCK BACK, I WAS BACK ON THE FRONT 281 00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:17,951 LAWN MESSING WITH CATHY COOK AND GOING MUDDING AFTER SCHOOL >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. 282 00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:20,453 "GREENLIGHTS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "GREENLIGHTS." 283 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:27,994 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THEN THERE'S PARTS OF IT WHERE YOU'RE LAUGHING, AND 284 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,796 THEN THERE'S PARTS WHERE IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL BUT I THINK THE TREEHOUSE ONE 285 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,032 STUCK IN MY BRAIN TOO, BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS JUST WANTED A TREE HOUSE. 286 00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:33,900 I MEAN, I THINK EVERY KID WANTS A TREEHOUSE IF YOU HAVE A BACKYARD, IF YOU'RE LUCKY 287 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:37,671 ENOUGH TO HAVE ONE >> THAT WAS MY DREAM, YOU KNOW AND AS YOU KNOW IN THAT STORY, 288 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:42,308 WHEN YOU'RE A KID, I THINK A A TREEHOUSE IS A -- IS A, SORT OF, GREAT METAPHOR EXAMPLE FOR 289 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:45,045 ALL OF OUR DREAMS WHEN YOU'RE A KID. IT'S A PLACE TO EXPLORE. 290 00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:51,618 YOU KNOW, IT'S A PLACE TO GO HAVE SOME PRIVACY, SOME ADVENTURE. 291 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:55,655 IT'S ABOUT FREEDOM IT'S ABOUT YOUTH AND FOR ME, THAT WAS MY DREAM. 292 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,524 AND I HAPPENED TO COME ACROSS A LUMBERYARD, WHERE I GOT SOME LUMBER AND BUILT A 13-STORY 293 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,292 TREE HOUSE THAT WAS -- I DON'T KNOW HOW DAMN TALL, BUT IT LOOKED 100 FEET TALL TO ME WHEN 294 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:07,233 I WAS DOWN THERE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 295 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,202 AND YOU WOULD GO UP IN THE TREEHOUSE AND JUST LOOK OUT. >> WELL, I'D GO -- I REMEMBER 296 00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:14,874 I'D MAKE MY LUNCH IN THE MORNING, AND I'D TAKE IT TO THE BASE OF THE TREE 297 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,610 AND I HAD THIS PULLEY WITH A A BUCKET AT THE BOTTOM AND I PUT MY LUNCH IN. 298 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,879 I COULD HAVE EASILY CARRIED MY LUNCH UP WITH ME BUT THEN I PUT IT IN THE BUCKET 299 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,881 AND I'D CLIMB ALL THE WAY TO THE 13th STORY AND THEN JUST HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME SEEING -- 300 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,951 "LOOK AT THIS. I CAN USE A PULLEY TO BRING MY LUNCH ALL THE WAY UP TO ME." 301 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:28,888 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A GOOD INVENTION >> AND I'D SIT THERE BY MYSELF 302 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:32,492 AND OVERLOOK -- IT'S THE ONLY PLACE I COULD SEE ALL OF LONGVIEW WHERE I LIVED, AND 303 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:37,163 IT'S THE PLACE WHERE I COULD SEE THE HORIZON. AND IT'S ACTUALLY WHERE I 304 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,399 LEARNED TO EVEN HAVE MORE DREAMS THAN JUST A TREEHOUSE THAT WAS -- THAT WAS IN THE 305 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:43,203 TOP -- ON THE TOP FLOOR OF THAT TREEHOUSE IS WHERE I LEARNED TO DREAM. 306 00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:45,105 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. AND -- I KNOW, ISN'T THAT AMAZING? 307 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:51,111 I JUST - [ APPLAUSE ] LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS 308 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:53,246 CHILDREN'S BOOK AND THEN LOOK AT THE -- LOOK AT THE COVER. IT'S THE TREEHOUSE 309 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:56,216 >> THERE'S A TREEHOUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S THE TREEHOUSE [ APPLAUSE ] 310 00:21:56,216 --> 00:21:59,285 STOP IT! JUST STOP IT IT'S THE TREEHOUSE 311 00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:07,894 >> IT SHOWED UP AGAIN. IT'S NOT 13 STORIES, BUT HEY, I THINK, AGAIN, THAT ICONIC IMAGE 312 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:10,063 SPEAKS TO THE KID IN ALL OF US YOU KNOW, AS I SAID, FOR ME, IT WAS A SYMBOL OF MY YOUTH, 313 00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:15,235 FREEDOM, EXPLORATION, PRIVACY. AND IT WAS MY FIRST BIG DREAM, AND WHERE I LEARNED TO DREAM 314 00:22:15,235 --> 00:22:19,072 BIGGER, AT THE TOP OF MY OWN TREEHOUSE. SO YEAH, IT MADE IT TO THE -- 315 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:22,542 TO THE COVER OF "JUST BECAUSE," MY NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK THAT I'VE GOT -- GOT COMING OUT 316 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:28,348 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE CRUSHING IT, NOW. AND I LOVE IT, 'CAUSE IT'S KIND 317 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,650 OF A -- IT'S -- IT'S VERY "GREENLIGHTS," BUT IT'S FOR KIDS 318 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:33,586 IT'S GIVING ADVICE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS - YOU KNOW 319 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:41,561 WHAT IT REMINDED ME OF AND -- I DON'T WANT TO SAY, OBVIOUSLY, IT'S THE BEST, BUT 320 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,329 "THE GIVING TREE," ALMOST, WHERE IT'S LIKE -- >> UH-HUH. 321 00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:44,964 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE -- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE READING THESE LINES, AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE, 322 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,599 OH AND IT JUST HITS YOU AND IT'S -- IT'S FUNNY 323 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:49,235 IT'S GREAT IT'S SMART IT'S EMOTIONAL 324 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:51,304 IT'S EVERYTHING. AND IT'S ALMOST LIKE A -- LIKE A THIS OR THAT BOOK, WHICH IS 325 00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:55,675 WHAT I LIKE WITH KIDS BOOKS, 'CAUSE IT'S SIMPLE EVERYONE CAN READ IT 326 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,744 FATHERS CAN READ IT. MOTHERS CAN READ IT. EVERYONE CAN READ IT 327 00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,512 AND YOU GET IT, AND YOU GO, LIKE, "JUST BECAUSE I'M FINISHED DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M 328 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:03,316 DONE." LIKE, I LOVE THAT. THAT IS A GREAT LINE 329 00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:07,487 [ APPLAUSE ] >> JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT THE GOAL DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE 330 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:11,958 WON. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> JUST BECAUSE YOU WROTE IT 331 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:16,763 DOESN'T MEAN THAT I READ IT. JUST BECAUSE I DID IT AGAIN DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T REGRET IT 332 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:20,166 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD COME ON. 333 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:23,169 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THINGS LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW? 334 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:26,506 >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE YOU COMING ON, AND BEST TO THE FAMILY 335 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,475 AND THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS BOOK AND FOR THIS BOOK 336 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:30,977 REALLY KIND OF CHANGED MY LIFE, PAL. I APPRECIATE IT. 337 00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:33,513 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HEY, THANK YOU. AND THANKS FOR SHARING THAT 338 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,148 WITH ME. >> Jimmy: MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, EVERYBODY. 339 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:36,883 >> LOOK FORWARD TO IT. ALWAYS A PLEASURE BEING ON WITH YOU. 340 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,518 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUD "GREENLIGHTS" AND "JUST BECAUSE. 341 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:42,122 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVANGELINE LILLY JOINS US, AFTER THE BREAK. 342 00:23:42,122 --> 00:23:44,858 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 343 00:23:44,858 --> 00:24:13,053 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A FANTASTIC ACTOR WHO STARS IN 344 00:24:13,053 --> 00:24:14,754 THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW MOVIE, "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA," WHICH IS IN 345 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:20,560 THEATERS AND iMAX FEBRUARY 17th. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 346 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,629 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME EVANGELINE LILLY 347 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:27,567 * 348 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:44,617 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EVANGELINE, IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU 349 00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:46,586 >> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME >> Jimmy: IT'S BEEN A WHILE. BUT YOU'RE ALLOWED WHENEVER YOU 350 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,221 WANT - WHENEVER YOU WANT TO COME ON OUR SHOW, PLEASE COME ON 351 00:24:48,221 --> 00:24:50,623 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: PLEASE, EXACTLY YEAH >> THANK YOU 352 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:55,862 I'LL BE VISITING NEXT TIME I HAVE A GREAT OMELET. >> Jimmy: JUST COME AND MAKE AN 353 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:57,864 OMELET >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: I JUST SAW THE MOVIE 354 00:24:57,864 --> 00:25:00,133 IT'S FANTASTIC IT IS A BIG MOVIE. >> IT'S A BIG MOVIE. 355 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,102 IT'S OUR BIGGEST YET IN THE "ANT-MAN" FRANCHISE. >> Jimmy: WAIT TILL YOU SEE IT 356 00:25:02,102 --> 00:25:04,070 IT'S MASSIVE I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, THOUGH - 357 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:08,508 YEAH DO YOU REMEMBER GETTING INTO ACTING, AND YOUR FIRST COUPLE 358 00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:12,278 OF ROLES AND, LIKE, HOW THAT - >> I WAS NOT LOOKING TO GET INTO ACTING WHEN I GOT INTO 359 00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:18,618 ACTING >> Jimmy: REALLY >> I WAS IN UNIVERSITY 360 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:20,420 I WAS A BROKE STUDENT. I JUST NEEDED TO MAKE SOME MONEY AND A JOB THAT WAS 361 00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:26,259 FLEXIBLE I HAD NO REAR WINDOW IN MY CAR IT WAS DUCT TAPED BECAUSE I 362 00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:31,631 COULDN'T AFFORD TO REPLACE IT. I WAS LIVING ON, LIKE, PEANUT BUTTER AND TEA 363 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:34,067 AND SOMEBODY TOLD ME THERE'S THIS GREAT THING YOU CAN DO. YOU CAN GO ON FILM SETS. 364 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:36,236 YOU CAN STUDY ALL DAY. THEY GIVE YOU FREE FOOD, AND THEY PAY YOU FOR IT. 365 00:25:36,236 --> 00:25:40,707 AND I WAS LIKE, FANTASTIC. AND I HOOKED MYSELF UP WITH AN EXTRA GIG. 366 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:43,309 AND THE FIRST DAY ON SET, THEY WERE LIKE, "YOU, DO YOU WANT TO BE AN ACTOR? 367 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:45,845 I WAS LIKE, "NOPE. DON'T ACTUALLY I WANT TO STUDY MY BOOK. 368 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:48,448 THEY WERE LIKE, "GREAT, YOU'RE HIRED. AND THEY UPGRADED ME TO ACTOR. 369 00:25:48,448 --> 00:25:50,283 >> Jimmy: NO WAY >> AND THEN I WENT ON TO COMMERCIAL WORK BECAUSE THAT 370 00:25:50,283 --> 00:25:55,689 PAID A LOT MORE. BUT THEN, THAT WAS REALLY DEGRADING. 371 00:25:55,689 --> 00:25:58,625 AND THEN, MY AGENT WAS LIKE, "CAN I JUST SEND YOU SOME STUFF FOR REAL ROLES?" 372 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,493 I'M LIKE, "DUDE, I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ACTOR WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FIGURE 373 00:26:00,493 --> 00:26:05,065 THIS OUT?" HE'S LIKE, "JUST LET ME DO IT. OKAY, FINE 374 00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:09,769 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THAT WAS IN JANUARY OF 2004. 375 00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:12,605 IN MARCH OF 2004, I WAS IN HAWAII SHOOTING "LOST. >> Jimmy: WOW. 376 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:16,543 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO WAY LET'S TALK ABOUT, "ANT-MAN." 377 00:26:16,543 --> 00:26:18,645 THIS IS -- THIS IS THE THIRD ONE. >> YEAH. 378 00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:21,581 >> Jimmy: IT'S MASSIVE >> LET'S TALK ABOUT "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP," SHALL WE? 379 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:31,524 >> Jimmy: SORRY. "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP. OF COURSE. 380 00:26:31,524 --> 00:26:36,763 YOU ARE THE WASP LET'S TALK ABOUT THE WASP AND ANT-MAN. 381 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,865 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "QUANTUMANIA," IT IS A MASSIVE MASSIVE, MASSIVE WORLD 382 00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:44,437 AND YOU SHRINK TO A VERY SMALL SIZE AND I'M WATCHING THIS, I SAW IT 383 00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:49,142 LAST NIGHT AND YOU DO THIS THING WHEN YOU GO INTO IT 384 00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:50,844 AND YOU KIND OF LIKE -- YOU KIND OF MOVE YOUR HEAD >> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 385 00:26:50,844 --> 00:26:52,846 >> Jimmy: I WATCHED IT >> NO, BUT CAN YOU TELL? I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED 386 00:26:52,846 --> 00:26:54,714 TO BE ABLE TO TELL >> Jimmy: YES, YOU HAVE TO >> REALLY? 387 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:57,217 >> Jimmy: PAUL DOES IT TOO >> YEAH, 'CAUSE THE HELMET HAS TO COME UP 388 00:26:57,217 --> 00:26:59,119 SO, YOU HAVE TO KIND OF DO THIS, LIKE -- LIKE THIS THING. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY I WANT TO 389 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:03,356 ASK YOU ABOUT IT PAUL DOES IT TOO >> IT'S RIDICULOUS ACTUALLY. 390 00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:05,325 AND THEN WHEN YOU SHRINK -- I CAN'T DO IT SITTING DOWN I'M GOING TO STAND UP. 391 00:27:05,325 --> 00:27:07,260 CAN I STAND UP >> Jimmy: SURE, OF COURSE. >> I'M GOING TO STAND UP 392 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:10,764 SO, WHEN I SHRINK, I HAVE TO DO THIS THING WHERE I KIND OF LIKE MAKE MYSELF GET SMALL. 393 00:27:10,764 --> 00:27:14,267 SO, I DO THE NOD FOR THE HELMET AND I THEN, I GO -- ON SET 394 00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:20,073 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT MAKING THE NOISE 395 00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:21,808 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT -- WAIT, SO YOU HAVE TO GO - 396 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,444 >> YEAH. SO, SO I GO -- OH, WAIT, THAT WAS OKAY. 397 00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:26,312 BUT IF YOU STAND UP -- I THINK YOU'LL GET BETTER. YEAH, YOU SHOULD COME AROUND, 398 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,048 AND I CAN TEACH YOU. AND THEN, ACTUALLY, ORIGINAL "ANT-MAN," FIRST YOU HAD TO DO 399 00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:34,921 THIS, RIGHT? YOU HAD TO DO THIS >> Jimmy: THAT'S FOR THE 400 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:36,690 ORIGINAL >> THE HELMET AND THEN THE SHRINK 401 00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:40,960 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> BUT TRY NOT TO MAKE THE 402 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,896 NOISE. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. YOU CAN'T DO IT. 403 00:27:42,896 --> 00:27:44,564 READY? >> Jimmy: YEAH, I HAVE IT IN MY HEAD 404 00:27:44,564 --> 00:27:46,833 >> I DID IT, I DID IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GETTING SMALL 405 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:53,506 BUT THEN, NOW THAT YOU'RE SMALL, NOW HOW DO YOU ACT? NOW WHAT DO YOU DO 406 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,141 YOU CAN'T DO THE SCENE LIKE THIS >> SO, FOR THE FIRST TIME PAUL 407 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:56,943 EVER DID THIS, HE WAS LIKE -- HE WAS LIKE THIS IN THE SCENE, LIKE, TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE 408 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:58,378 SCENE. HE WAS CRAWLING AWAY, SO HE WAS JUST HANGING OUT AT THE BOTTOM 409 00:27:58,378 --> 00:27:59,612 OF THE SCENE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, YOU'R DOING YOUR 410 00:27:59,612 --> 00:28:04,117 THING AND PAUL RUDD IS - >> CRAWLING AROUND BEHIND THE COUCH. 411 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:07,620 AND THEN -- OH, WAIT, AND THEN SOMETIMES WHEN I SHRINK, I'M ABOUT TO FLY 412 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:12,092 THAT ONE -- THAT ONE'S THE MOST EMBARRASSING ONE BECAUSE I HAVE NO HOPS. 413 00:28:12,092 --> 00:28:18,031 LIKE, NONE WHATSOEVER. SO, I DO THE HELMET. >> Jimmy: YOU DO THE HELMET? 414 00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:21,601 TEACH ME HOW TO DO IT. I WANT TO FLY. >> AND I HAVE TO SOMEHOW SHRINK 415 00:28:21,601 --> 00:28:24,137 AND FLY. FLY AT THE SAME -- [ LAUGHTER ] 416 00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:26,106 >> Jimmy: SO, YOU -- AT THE SAME TIME. >> I DON'T KNOW. 417 00:28:26,106 --> 00:28:28,708 >> Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE GOING -- LIKE THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,910 HOW DO YOU MAKE IT LOOK GOOD, THOUGH >> I DON'T KNOW. 419 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:32,412 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT WHAT I DID. THAT'S WHY I'M NOT IN ANY 420 00:28:32,412 --> 00:28:35,815 MOVIES YOU SEE THAT AND YOU GO -- [ LAUGHTER ] 421 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:39,586 THAT'S NOT ANYTHING AT ALL >> YOU'RE NOT FLYING >> Jimmy: YOU MAKE IT LOOK -- 422 00:28:39,586 --> 00:28:44,791 YOU MAKE IT LOOK FLAWLESS. AND IT IS AMAZING. >> OH, IT'S RIDICULOUS 423 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:47,627 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S SO FUN. AND I'VE GOT TO SAY THE SCENE THAT STICKS OUT, 424 00:28:47,627 --> 00:28:48,928 MICHELLE PFEIFFER, MICHAEL DOUGLAS PLAY YOUR PARENTS. 425 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:52,766 >> GOOD GRIEF. >> Jimmy: COME ON. HOW COOL IT THAT 426 00:28:52,766 --> 00:28:54,267 >> I MEAN, IT'S THE COOLEST THING EVER >> Jimmy: AND THEN WHO COMES 427 00:28:54,267 --> 00:29:00,306 OFF? >> DUDE, MY 42nd BIRTHDAY -- >> Jimmy: NO 428 00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:02,375 >> NO. MY 42nd BIRTHDAY, I'M AT A A TABLE DOING A TALKING HEAD 429 00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:04,010 SCENE WITH MICHELLE PFEIFFER, MICHAEL DOUGLAS, AND BILL MURRAY. 430 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:08,515 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BILL MURRAY IS IN THE MOVIE >> AND I WAS LIKE, SOMEBODY 431 00:29:08,515 --> 00:29:11,351 SENT THE INVITATION TO THE WRONG HOUSE. I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE 432 00:29:11,351 --> 00:29:14,621 HOW DID I GET HERE IT'S SO COOL >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU BELONG 433 00:29:14,621 --> 00:29:17,123 THERE. WHAT ARE TALKING ABOUT >> IT'S SO COOL. 434 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,492 >> Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE JUST HANGING OUT WITH THOSE GUYS. >> JUST HANGING WITH MICHELLE, 435 00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:23,463 MICHAEL, AND BILL. >> Jimmy: DO THEY KNOW - YEAH, NO BIG DEAL. 436 00:29:23,463 --> 00:29:25,565 IT'S JUST BILL [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S MY BUDDY, BILL 437 00:29:25,565 --> 00:29:30,704 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY BUDDY BILL AND MICHELLE >> THAT IS SO COOL 438 00:29:30,704 --> 00:29:32,772 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND - >> WE'RE TIGHT WE'RE TIGHT. 439 00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:35,075 >> Jimmy: MICHAEL. MICHAEL, MICHELLE. BILL, BILL 440 00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:39,279 MICHAEL, MICHELLE, BILL. [ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE SET UP WHAT'S GOING ON 441 00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:45,885 WITH THE WASP AND ANT-MAN? >> SO, I THINK IN THIS CLIP, WE'RE IN HANK'S LAB, AND CASSIE 442 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:48,621 HAS OPENED A TWO-WAY RADIO TO THE QUANTUM REALM. AND JANET'S NOT VERY HAPPY 443 00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:51,358 ABOUT THIS AND THEN, THINGS HAPPEN. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 444 00:29:51,358 --> 00:29:53,426 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S EVANGELINE LILLY IN "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: 445 00:29:53,426 --> 00:29:55,695 QUANTUMANIA. TAKE A LOOK. 446 00:29:58,098 --> 00:30:05,438 QUANTUM REALM? >> MM-HM >> WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME ABOUT 447 00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:08,308 IT >> I TRIED, MOM, A LOT YOU NEVER WANTED TO TALK ABOUT 448 00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:13,980 IT >> CASSIE'S JUST BEING CURIOUS AND WE GAVE HER SOME POINTERS. 449 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:17,250 >> THIS ISN'T EXACTLY ANT SCIENCE, IS IT, HENRY? YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THE 450 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:22,288 QUANTUM REALM IS >> WE ALL DO, MOM. NOBODY'S GOING TO THE QUANTUM 451 00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:26,426 REALM. >> THAT'S WHY WE MADE THIS IT'S LIKE A SATELLITE FOR DEEP 452 00:30:26,426 --> 00:30:34,968 SPACE OR THE OCEAN BUT QUANTUM >> Jimmy: NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 453 00:30:34,968 --> 00:30:39,005 DON'T LET THEM KNOW! EVANGELINE LILLY, "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA" IS IN 454 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:45,145 THEATERS AND iMAX FEBRUARY 17th. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 455 00:30:45,145 --> 00:30:50,050 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 456 00:30:50,050 --> 00:31:12,072 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR, WRITER, 457 00:31:12,072 --> 00:31:14,407 AND DIRECTOR THAT YOU KNOW FROM HIS WORK WITH THE LONELY ISLAND 458 00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:19,112 BUT HE DIRECTED, NOT ONE, BUT TWO, SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS FOR PEPSI THAT WILL BE AIRING THIS 459 00:31:19,112 --> 00:31:25,352 SUNDAY DURING THE GAME PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND, JORMA TACCONE! 460 00:31:25,352 --> 00:31:25,385 PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND, JORMA TACCONE! 461 00:31:27,454 --> 00:31:31,791 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S JORMA TACCONE 462 00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:36,930 COME ON. JORM >> HI. 463 00:31:36,930 --> 00:31:40,867 >> Jimmy: JORMS, LOOKING SHARP, BUDDY. >> THANK YOU 464 00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:44,104 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING ONTO THE SHOW. I WANT TO SAY, YOU KNOW I'M 465 00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:48,375 A BIG FAN OF "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC. I WATCHED "WEIRD," IF YOU 466 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:56,116 HAVEN'T SEEN THAT DOCUMENTARY, MOCKUMENTARY TYPE OF - IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, IT'S 467 00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:57,917 SUPER FUNNY. AND YOU POP UP AS ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES, 468 00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:03,156 PEE-WEE HERMAN >> THERE I AM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 469 00:32:03,156 --> 00:32:05,792 THERE I AM IT WAS A LITTLE -- IT WAS A LITTLE SHOCKING TO SEE HOW 470 00:32:05,792 --> 00:32:07,293 MUCH I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE HIM IN REAL LIFE THE MINUTE THE BEARD WAS GONE, 471 00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:08,762 I WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH, YEAH, I CAN SEE IT." >> Jimmy: YOU WERE FANTASTIC 472 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:11,131 >> THNK YOU >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET INTO THAT 473 00:32:11,131 --> 00:32:14,601 >> I BEGGED MY WAY IN, WAS HOW I -- HOW I DID IT. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO A CAMEO, 474 00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:18,672 THE THREE OF US, LIKE, AS THE LONELY ISLAND. LIKE, ME, ANDY, AND AKIVA. 475 00:32:18,672 --> 00:32:22,075 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT COINCIDED WITH ANDY HAVING HIS SECOND CHILD. 476 00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:25,545 CONGRATULATIONS. >> Jimmy: WOW, HEY, CONGRATULATIONS. 477 00:32:25,545 --> 00:32:28,281 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. CHILDREN 478 00:32:28,281 --> 00:32:32,118 AND SO UNFORTUNATELY, LIKE, IT WASN'T GOING TO WORK ON THE SHOOT DATE 479 00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:33,920 SO, I CALLED -- I CALLED "WEIRD AL," AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, I WILL DO ANYTHING TO BE 480 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:38,692 IN THIS MOVIE. LIKE, I'LL FLY MYSELF OUT. WHATEVER." 481 00:32:38,692 --> 00:32:41,294 >> Jimmy: I'LL BE ANYTHING >> AND HE CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER, AND WAS LIKE, "I TALKED 482 00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:46,099 TO ERIC. WOULD YOU WANT TO BE PEE-WEE HERMAN?" 483 00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:49,269 AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH. LIKE, ABSOLUTELY." >> Jimmy: EVEN BETTER. 484 00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:51,104 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO, DID YOU TALK TO - 485 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:53,873 DO YOU KNOW PAUL REUBENS >> YES I DO KNOW PAUL 486 00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:55,608 AND I WAS TERRIFIED THAT HE WAS GOING TO HATE EVERY -- EVERYTHING THAT I WAS DOING. 487 00:32:55,608 --> 00:32:58,778 >> Jimmy: DID YOU CALL HIM BEFORE YOU DID IT? >> I DIDN'T CALL, BECAUSE I WAS 488 00:32:58,778 --> 00:33:01,247 TOLD THAT I SHOULDN'T. LIKE, 'CAUSE, THEY WERE -- THEY WERE TRYING TO HAVE EVERYTHING 489 00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:06,119 BE A SURPRISE. SO, LIKE, I DID MY THING IT'S A SHORT LITTLE BIT. 490 00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:09,289 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT IT WORKS >> BUT I GOT TO -- I GOT TO DO THE, YOU KNOW, THE - 491 00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:17,263 [ PEE-WEE HERMAN LAUGH ] >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S SO GOOD 492 00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:22,068 >> HI. >> Jimmy: IT WAS FANTASTIC SO, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. 493 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:23,937 THIS IS A BIG DEAL I'M SO EXCITED TO HAVE YOU ON TO TALK ABOUT THIS 494 00:33:23,937 --> 00:33:25,805 YOU GET TO DIRECT, NOT ONE, BUT TWO, GIANT SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS. 495 00:33:25,805 --> 00:33:27,340 THIS IS MASSIVE, FOR PEPSI >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU'RE 496 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:29,075 DIRECTING -- MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SEE WHAT YOU DIRECTED. 497 00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:32,245 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS COOL >> THIS IS THE FIRST TIME, 498 00:33:32,245 --> 00:33:34,314 BECAUSE I'VE MADE A BUNCH OF MOVIES >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 499 00:33:34,314 --> 00:33:37,384 >> AND PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE THIS ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:33:37,384 --> 00:33:41,254 THAT'S VERY EXCITING >> Jimmy: THERE'S TWO UP AND COMING STARS IN DIFFERENT -- 501 00:33:41,254 --> 00:33:45,692 THEY'RE DIFFERENT ADS. ONE IS BEN STILLER THE OTHER ONE IS STEVE MARTIN. 502 00:33:45,692 --> 00:33:50,597 >> YES >> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW STEVE FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" 503 00:33:50,597 --> 00:33:52,632 >> I -- I -- THERE WAS MAYBE OUR WORST FAILURE THAT WE'VE EVER HAD ON "SNL" WAS A SKETCH 504 00:33:52,632 --> 00:33:59,339 CALLED "SURF MEETING" THAT WE WROTE. AND THERE WAS A THING THAT 505 00:33:59,339 --> 00:34:01,074 WOULD HAPPEN, LIKE, WHEN WE WERE AT "SNL," WHERE IF IT WOULD GET TO A CERTAIN POINT AT 506 00:34:01,074 --> 00:34:02,809 NIGHT, AND I'D BE LAUGHING A A CERTAIN WAY, ANDY WOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE, "IT'S NOT GOING 507 00:34:02,809 --> 00:34:08,648 TO WORK. "JORM'S LAUGHING IN THAT JORM WAY. 508 00:34:08,648 --> 00:34:12,686 IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK." BUT WE WROTE THIS -- THIS SKETCH CALLED "SURF MEETING, 509 00:34:12,686 --> 00:34:14,454 "WHICH WAS A GUY -- AND IT'S A A GROUP OF SURFERS, AND IT'S JUST -- AND ANDY'S RUNNING THE 510 00:34:14,454 --> 00:34:22,429 SURF MEETING AND HE'S LIKE, "THERE'S SOMEBODY IN OUR CREW THAT 511 00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:26,900 DOESN'T FIT IN, YOU GUYS LIKE, WE DON'T LIKE HIM. AND THEN IT JUST CUTS TO STEVE 512 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:30,837 AND HE'S LIKE, "WHO IS THIS UN-GNARLY DUDE?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 513 00:34:30,837 --> 00:34:36,309 AND THE THING ABOUT "SNL," IS THAT IT'S MOVING AT SUCH A -- YOU KNOW HOW IT IS 514 00:34:36,309 --> 00:34:39,679 LIKE, IF YOU BLOCK SOMETHING AND IT'S NOT WORKING, LIKE, THAT'S IT. 515 00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:44,184 YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "WELL, THAT'S GOING TO GO TO AIR LIKE THAT." AND, LIKE, WE WERE LIKE, "YOUR 516 00:34:44,184 --> 00:34:47,354 TIME IS DONE." AND WE WERE LIKE, "THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK? 517 00:34:47,354 --> 00:34:49,322 >> Jimmy: I HAVE A PICTURE OF THE SKETCH >> HE -- I'VE GOT TO SAY, HE 518 00:34:49,322 --> 00:34:53,927 SOLD IT SUPER HARD HE SOLD IT SUPER HARD. BUT BETWEEN DRESS AND AIR, I 519 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:58,498 WENT IN TO GIVE HIM, LIKE, LAST-MINUTE NOTES, AND HE WAS LIKE, "IT DOESN'T WORK, DOES 520 00:34:58,498 --> 00:35:01,334 IT?" AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, IT DOESN'T. 521 00:35:01,334 --> 00:35:05,038 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "GOOD LUCK, MAN. AND HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, SORRY. 522 00:35:05,038 --> 00:35:07,340 >> Jimmy: AT LEAST YOU WERE HONEST WITH HIM. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 523 00:35:07,340 --> 00:35:09,743 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A TEASER CLIP. HERE'S A TEASER FOR JORMA'S 524 00:35:09,743 --> 00:35:11,678 PEPSI SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 525 00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:16,049 >> HI, I'M BEN STILLER >> AND I'M STEVE MARTIN. >> AS ACTORS, IN A WAY, WE 526 00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:18,818 NEVER REALLY STOP ACTING >> FOR EXAMPLE, BEN IS ACTING RIGHT NOW LIKE HE'S NOT 527 00:35:18,818 --> 00:35:20,787 INTIMIDATED STANDING NEXT TO ME >> AND STEVE'S ACTING LIKE HE'S 528 00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:28,561 NOT LUCKY TO BE HERE >> OH, AND BEN IS ACTING LIKE THAT WHOLE AWKWARD THING HE 529 00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:32,399 DOES IS A CHARACTER AND NOT HIS ACTUAL PERSONALITY >> AND STEVE'S ACTING LIKE, 530 00:35:32,399 --> 00:35:34,334 "OH, I'M STEVE MARTIN" WHEN REALLY, HE'S NOT SO -- IT'S LIKE, OKAY, WE GET IT. 531 00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:35,669 YOU'RE LIKE -- I MEAN, WHATEVER YOU KNOW - 532 00:35:35,669 --> 00:35:39,272 >> SEE WHAT I MEAN >> OKAY, BANJO PLAYER. >> NEPO BABY 533 00:35:39,272 --> 00:35:46,479 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. JORMA TACCONE, EVERYBODY 534 00:35:46,479 --> 00:35:48,214 >> AND HOW ABOUT THAT DIRECTING? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 535 00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:52,986 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT DIRECTING IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT JORMA'S PEPSI COMMERCIALS AIR 536 00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:55,321 DURING THE SUPER BOWL THIS SUNDAY ON FOX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 537 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:58,158 A PERFORMANCE FROM LANG LANG STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 538 00:35:58,158 --> 00:36:20,780 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A WORLD-RENOWNED PIANIST WHO IS 539 00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:24,050 PERFORMING AT RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL NEXT TUESDAY. PERFORMING A MEDLEY OF SONGS 540 00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:26,619 FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "THE DISNEY BOOK," PLEASE WELCOME BACK LANG LANG! 541 00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:26,653 BOOK," PLEASE WELCOME BACK LANG LANG! 542 00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:53,913 * * 543 00:36:53,913 --> 00:40:13,079 * * * 544 00:40:13,079 --> 00:40:24,691 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 545 00:40:24,691 --> 00:40:29,229 >> Jimmy: LANG LANG! "THE DISNEY BOOK" IS OUT NOW MY THANKS TO 546 00:40:29,229 --> 00:40:30,663 MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, EVANGELINE LILLY, JORMA TACCONE, LANG LANG, AND 547 00:40:30,663 --> 00:40:37,804 THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 548 00:40:37,804 --> 00:40:41,408 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY