1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:13,747 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:19,319 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:22,255 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ASHTON KUTCHER 4 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:26,760 ALISON BRIE, MUSCIAL GUEST DERMOT KENNEDY AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:34,067 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1793 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:39,939 >> Questlove: 1793 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:56,690 * * 8 00:00:56,690 --> 00:01:05,231 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 9 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:08,401 THAT'S A SHOW TONIGHT. COME ON. ENJOY YOURSELF, EVERYBODY. 10 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,671 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 11 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:13,840 YOU ARE HERE YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:20,313 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, LAST NIGHT WAS THE 65th ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS. 13 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:25,085 AND I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THE GRAMMYS 14 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:30,357 WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SEE BEYONCE AND TAYLOR SWIFT TOGETHER? [ CHEERS ] 15 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:31,891 TICKETMASTER IS LIKE, WE CAN'T EVEN MAKE ONE OF THOSE THINGS HAPPEN 16 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:38,898 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S HOW HARD IT IS. THIS YEAR'S GRAMMY CEREMONY 17 00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:45,772 LASTED NEARLY FOUR HOURS THAT'S DANGEROUS I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 18 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,507 BECAUSE EVERY CBS VIEWER KNOWS THAT IF IT LASTS LONGER THAN FOUR HOURS, THEY SHOULD CALL 19 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:50,477 THEIR DOCTOR [ LAUGHTER ] THE GRAMMYS LASTED ALMOST FOUR 20 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:55,715 HOURS, ALTHOUGH AN HOUR OF THAT WAS JUST STALLING UNTIL BEYONCE SHOWED UP. 21 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:58,218 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS THIS WAS CRAZY 22 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:01,087 BEYONCE COULDN'T ACCEPT HER FIRST AWARD BECAUSE SHE WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC 23 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:04,457 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] YEAH, I MEAN, AT THIS POINT, I'M SURPRISED SHE DIDN'T JUST 24 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:09,829 GET OUT AND PART THE SEA OF CARS LIKE MOSES. [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:12,532 SERIOUSLY, IF YOU THINK YOUR JOB IS STRESSFUL, IMAGINE BEING THE LIMO DRIVER WHO GOT BEYONCE 26 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:18,071 STUCK IN TRAFFIC ON THE NIGHT SHE'S MAKING HISTORY [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,906 THAT'S RIGHT, BEYONCE WON HER 32nd AWARD, BECOMING THE MOST DECORATED ARTIST IN GRAMMYS 28 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:26,980 HISTORY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS 29 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:30,684 HER STEPS IN AT AN AWARDS SHOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "YEP, I HIT 10,000. 30 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:34,320 THERE YOU GO." SWITCHING GEARS. EVERYONE IS STILL TALKING ABOUT 31 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,424 THIS OVER THE WEEKEND, U.S. MILITARY FIGHTER JETS SHOT DOWN A 32 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:42,095 A CHINESE SPY BALLOON OVER THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AND THIS IS FUN. 33 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,863 INSTEAD OF A MEDAL, THE PILOT WHO POPPED THE BALLOON GOT TO PICK ANY STUFFED ANIMAL ON THE 34 00:02:43,863 --> 00:02:49,169 TOP SHELF. [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL TAKE THE SPONGE --YOU KNOW 35 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:55,608 WHAT, I'LL TAKE BLUEY. I LIKE BLUEY THE BALLOON FLOATED FROM 36 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:57,610 MONTANA TO SOUTH CAROLINA. SOMEHOW IT GOT ACROSS THE COUNTRY FASTER THAN SOMEONE 37 00:02:57,610 --> 00:03:00,447 FLYING SOUTHWEST [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THE U.S. REALLY DIDN'T HAVE 38 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:02,949 A CHOICE THE ONLY OTHER OPTION WAS TO RUB THE BALLOON ON 39 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:10,490 BERNIE SANDERS AND STICK IT TO CANADA [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:13,393 SOME MORE BIG NEWS TOMORROW NIGHT, PRESIDENT BIDEN WILL DELIVER HIS STATE OF THE 41 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:17,797 UNION ADDRESS. AND TODAY HE TWEETED A PHOTO OF HIS SPEECH WITH THE CAPTION, 42 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:24,371 "GETTING READY." EVERY TIME HE NAILS A SENTENCE, HE GETS A COOKIE, APPARENTLY 43 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:28,775 [ LAUGHTER ] GIVE HIM A COOKIE. APPARENTLY, BIDEN IS WRITING 44 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:32,679 HIS SPEECH AND WAITING FOR SANTA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:35,315 SOME BUSINESS NEWS I SAW THAT NEXT YEAR, APPLE COULD INTRODUCE A MORE 46 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:40,453 EXPENSIVE iPHONE CALLED THE "ULTRA." [ AUDIENCE OOHS 47 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:41,654 YEP. THIS ONE WILL HAVE TWO FLASHLIGHTS THAT TURN ON IN 48 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:47,093 YOUR POCKET. [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE 49 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:50,263 BETTER CARE OF A MORE EXPENSIVE iPHONE IF YOU DROP THIS ONE IN THE 50 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:55,402 TOILET, YOU HAVE TO PUT IT IN A BOWL OF RISOTTO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 51 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:58,104 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU * 52 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:04,511 [ CHEERS ] SOME MOVIE NEWS. THIS WEEKEND, "KNOCK AT THE 53 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:09,616 CABIN" BEAT "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER" AT THE BOX OFFICE THE MOVIE IS A HUGE SUCCESS. 54 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,584 THEY'VE ALREADY COME UP WITH A A FEW SEQUELS. >> Steve: REALLY 55 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:14,754 >> Jimmy: YEAH AFTER "KNOCK AT THE CABIN," THEY'RE GOING TO RELEASE 56 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:18,591 "KNOCK, KNOCK AT THE CABIN." [ LAUGHTER ] THEN "WHO'S THERE AT THE 57 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,560 CABIN. [ LAUGHTER ] FOLLOWED BY "ORANGE AT THE 58 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,630 CABIN. THEN "ORANGE WHO AT THE CABIN. FINALLY, "ORANGE YOU GLAD I 59 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:28,435 DIDN'T SAY BANANA AT THE CABIN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 60 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:34,341 I DIDN'T SAY BANANA AT THE CABIN. DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 61 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:35,975 AMC ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE GOING TO START CHARGING DIFFERENT PRICES FOR TICKETS 62 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:41,748 BASED ON WHERE YOU'RE SITTING IN THE THEATER [ AUDIENCE GROANS 63 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:44,551 I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS. I MEAN, IT'S ROUGH WHEN YOU'RE IN BOARDING GROUP D FOR "PUSS 64 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:50,190 IN BOOTS." YOU KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 65 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:54,561 SOME SPORTS NEWS THE SUPER BOWL IS THIS SUNDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 66 00:04:54,561 --> 00:05:00,567 THAT'S RIGHT I READ THAT THIS YEAR THE BROADCAST WILL HAVE EVEN MORE 67 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:05,372 ALCOHOL ADS THAN USUAL FINALLY, A CHANCE TO MAKE FOOTBALL FANS AWARE OF ALCOHOL 68 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:09,476 [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, I HEARD ABOUT THE FOUNDER OF SPOTIFY, HE HELPED CREATE A 69 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:14,347 A BODY SCANNER, THAT CAN DETECT THE GROWTH OF THINGS LIKE RASHES AND BIRTHMARKS. 70 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:21,221 DAMN SOUNDS LIKE THE REAL SPOTIFY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:24,057 >> Steve: COME ON. * THAT'S TWO 72 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:29,195 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THIS IS 73 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:31,398 COOL AT THE END OF THE YEAR, THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE ALL YOUR SKIN 74 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:35,669 TAGS INTO A COACHELLA POSTER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, IF YOUR RASH HAS 75 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:39,072 GROWN, THE SPOTIFY SCANNER JUST PLAYS THIS - * YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE 76 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:44,344 SAME AS IT WAS * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: FINALLY, GUYS, IT'S 77 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,845 MONDAY, AND I THINK WE ALL COULD USE A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT TO MAKE IT 78 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:51,284 THROUGH THE REST OF THE WEEK DON'T YOU FEEL THAT WAY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 79 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,421 IT'S TIME FOR SOME "MONDAY MOTIVATIONS. HERE WE GO 80 00:05:56,823 --> 00:06:03,296 * >> MONDAY MOTIVATIONS. >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK AMAZING IN 81 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:07,667 THAT SHIRT [ LAUGHTER ] TRUST ME 82 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:12,939 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST WEEK WHEN YOU GO TO THE ZOO, 83 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,275 EVERYONE'S LIKE, "WOW, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN." AND THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT 84 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:21,247 THE ANIMALS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ON DAY ONE OF PLANNING HER 85 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:25,185 WORLD TOUR, BEYONCE SAT DOWN AND WAS LIKE, "SO WHERE DOES ABBY LIVE? 86 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:30,256 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN YOU AGREE TO SEE A DESSERT MENU, THE WAITER IS LIKE, "YAY, 87 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:41,334 YOU'RE STAYING." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 88 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:45,939 YOU CAN FEEL THIS ONE? THE DAY YOU GOT YOUR BRACES OFF, YOUR ORTHODONTIST WAS 89 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:52,946 LIKE, "OH, GOD, WHAT IF I NEVER SEE HER AGAIN? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 90 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,348 WHEN YOU GET PIT STAINS, EVERYONE IS LIKE, "A SHIRT WITH POLKA DOTS IN THE ARMPITS? 91 00:06:55,348 --> 00:07:01,888 I LOVE THAT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHEN YOU CLICK, "BOOK FLIGHT" 92 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:05,525 ONLINE, THE PRESIDENT OF COSTA RICA IS LIKE, "O-M-G, GUYS, EMILY'S COMING 93 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:11,031 EMILY'S COMING!" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, WHEN YOUR PHONE 94 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:15,468 DIES, "IT'S LIKE, MY ONE REGRET IS NOT SPENDING MORE TIME WITH YOU. 95 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:18,071 [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 96 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,239 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 97 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:31,051 * * 98 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:35,455 >> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYBODY WELCOME TO THE SHOW. GUYS, I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT 99 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:39,626 THIS ONLY BECAUSE THERE'S NO REAL REASON. BUT I'M -- I LOVE THIS BOOK, 100 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:43,863 OKAY MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY HAS THIS BOOK, "GREENLIGHTS." 101 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:48,702 IT'S PROBABLY BEEN OUT A YEAR NOW, RIGHT IT'S ALREADY A BESTSELLER. 102 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:52,505 IT DOESN'T NEED ANY HELP ANYWAYS -- HE CAME ON. I READ A LITTLE BIT OF IT. 103 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:55,675 I CAN'T READ ALL THE BOOKS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YOU CAN'T READ 104 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:58,845 >> Jimmy: WHEN EVERYONE COMES ON THE SHOW, A WHOLE BOOK. SO I READ A LITTLE BIT OF IT 105 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:04,317 NOW I'M INTO IT. I'M READING THE WHOLE BOOK IT IS UNBELIEVABLE 106 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,487 I LOVE THIS BOOK I KNOW I'M LATE TO THE PARTY, BUT GET THIS BOOK. 107 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,223 READ THIS BOOK AND THEN AS I'M READING IT, IT'S FUNNY 108 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:15,261 IT'S GOT LIFE LESSONS IN IT, BUT AMAZING STORIES. AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE, 109 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:18,198 DID YOU LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK? I GO, NO 110 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,632 THEY GO, IT'S GOT TO BE AMAZING. >> Steve: IT IS. 111 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:22,669 I'VE LISTENED TO IT. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE >> Steve: IT'S FAN - 112 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,270 >> Jimmy: DUDE, I GOT THE AUDIOBOOK. SO NOW I'VE READ THE BOOK, AND 113 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:28,041 THEN I GOT THE AUDIOBOOK AM I OBSESSED? WHO DOES THIS? 114 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:32,512 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S WORTH IT. I WOULD READ THE BOOK FIRST AND 115 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,714 THEN - >> Steve: AND THEN READ THE AUDIOBOOK. 116 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:37,550 >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE HIM TELLING THE STORIES IS KIND OF LIKE WHAT IS PICTURED IN YOUR HEAD. 117 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,119 YOU'RE LIKE, THAT'S HOW HE CAME UP WITH, "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 118 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:42,155 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO TELL A A STORY. 119 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:48,828 ANYWAYS, I LOVE THE DUDE I LOVE THE BOOK. I CALLED HIM UP AND I SAID, 120 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:51,765 "HEY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY I JUST LOVE THIS, MAN. WOULD YOU COME ON THE SHOW JUST 121 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,267 FOR FUN? HE HAS NOTHING TO PROMOTE. NOTHING. 122 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,702 THIS THURSDAY, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY WILL BE ON THE SHOW 123 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,237 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "GREENLIGHTS." >> Jimmy: TO TALK ABOUT 124 00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:03,143 NOTHING. BUT CHECK OUT THIS BOOK. I LOVE THIS DUDE 125 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:07,180 IT'S GREAT YOU WILL LOVE IT I JUST HAD TO TELL YOU GUYS. 126 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,582 I'M REALLY INTO IT RIGHT NOW I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE AUDIOBOOK, BUT I FINISHED THE 127 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,751 BOOK I CAN'T BELIEVE THE ROOTS ARE HERE, BY THE WAY 128 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:18,425 THE ROOTS ARE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW ARE YOU HERE 129 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:20,760 AND DO YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE HERE RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU KNOW 130 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:24,631 WHERE YOU ARE? OH, MY GOSH. THE ROOTS JUST CAME BACK -- YOU 131 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,533 CRUSHED IT ON THE GRAMMYS LAST NIGHT. YOU CRUSHED IT 132 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:32,872 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, COULDN'T HAVE GONE ANY BETTER 133 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:35,041 YOU HAVE TO BE SO PROUD. I MEAN, THAT WAS INSANE WHAT YOU PULLED OFF 134 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:41,815 HOW MANY ARTISTS WERE THERE? >> Questlove: YEAH, IT WAS LIKE 24, 25 135 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:45,752 >> Jimmy: 50 YEARS OF HIP HOP. THE ROOTS -- YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THIS A MONTH AGO OR TWO MONTHS 136 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:49,689 AGO. >> Questlove: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE LIKE, 137 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:52,525 "DUDE, I NEED A DAY OFF. I'M LIKE, "YOU NEVER ASK FOR A A DAY OFF. 138 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,527 YOU'RE LIKE, "LET ME TELL YOU WHY. WE HAVE A REALLY GIANT 139 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:58,565 OPPORTUNITY. I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH GO FOR IT. 140 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:01,935 THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING." IT COULDN'T HAVE GONE ANY BETTER 141 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:05,338 IT WAS ELECTRIC TO WATCH ON TV I LOVED IT THEY DID A GREAT JOB DIRECTING 142 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,508 AND ALL THAT STUFF TOO BUT IT WAS SO EXCITING EVERYONE WAS UP DANCING. 143 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,344 >> Questlove: YEAH >> Jimmy: DID YOU FEEL THAT IN THE ROOM 144 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:14,280 >> Questlove: WE DID IT WAS ELECTRIC. >> Jimmy: WAS IT LIKE ALMOST 145 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:18,451 HUMAN DEEJAYING? IT'S LIKE, I'M GOING TO PUT THIS SONG ON BUT THEY'RE REALLY 146 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:25,992 HERE I'M GOING TO PUT ON RUN DMC, BUT THEY'RE REALLY HERE. 147 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,727 >> Questlove: I REALIZED WHILE WE'RE DOING IT, LIKE, IT'S LIKE TWO TURNTABLES 148 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:32,232 WE'RE GOING BACK AND FORTH >> Jimmy: IT REALLY WAS, RIGHT >> Questlove: YEAH 149 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:36,269 >> Jimmy: WE DID HISTORY OF RAP. >> Questlove: HISTORY OF RAP 150 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,571 DONE WITH THE ACTUAL - >> Jimmy: BUT WITH THE ACTUAL PEOPLE 151 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,841 I WAS TEXTING JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, LIKE, "ARE YOU WATCHING THIS, MAN?" 152 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:45,679 IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. I JUST WANT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS. 153 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:49,482 YOU SHOULD BE SO PROUD THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 154 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:53,086 IT WAS BIGGER THAN A SUPER BOWL PERFORMANCE. IT WAS BIGGER THAN ANYTHING. 155 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:58,358 YOU CRUSHED IT WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU GUYS TONIGHT 156 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,326 HE STARS WITH REESE WITHERSPOON IN THE ROMANTIC COMEDY, "YOUR PLACE OR MINE," WHICH BEGINS 157 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:05,765 STREAMING ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY ASHTON KUTCHER IS HERE TONIGHT 158 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:11,905 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S A GOOD MAN. >> Steve: LOVELY MAN 159 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:15,408 >> Jimmy: PLUS, SHE COWROTE AND STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW," 160 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:19,879 WHICH IS AVAILABLE ON PRIME VIDEO THIS FRIDAY. ALISON BRIE IS HERE! 161 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:24,617 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALISON BRIE. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 162 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:30,156 DERMOT KENNEDY, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND 163 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:33,493 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE PLAYING "IMPOSSIBLE PICTIONARY" WITH ASHTON KUTCHER AND 164 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:36,930 ALISON BRIE. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 165 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:49,109 * >> Jimmy: WHAT IN THE -- WHAT? >> CORN HOLE 166 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,710 >> Jimmy: STOVE. HOT! >> STOVE 167 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,414 HOT STOVE. HOT FIRE MY STOVE'S ON FIRE 168 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,182 >> Jimmy: SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] ONE IN THE OVEN. 169 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,784 [ LAUGHTER ] ONE IN THE OVEN. >> BUN IN THE OVEN 170 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:17,837 I'M HERE WITH QUESTLOVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY 171 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:22,509 PICTIONARY BUT WE'VE MADE IT MUCH, MUCH TOUGHER. 172 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:25,478 THIS IS "IMPOSSIBLE PICTIONARY." AND WE'RE GOING TO NEED SOME 173 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,514 HELP HE IS THE STAR -- IS THAT WHAT YOU NEED AFTER A LONG DAY OF 174 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:30,517 TRAVELING? >> Questlove: MMHMM. >> Jimmy: IMPOSSIBLE 175 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,453 PICTIONARY >> Questlove: WORD CHALLENGES. >> Jimmy: YES. 176 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:37,824 HE'S THE STAR OF THE COMEDY, "YOUR PLACE OR MINE" STREAMING ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY 177 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:40,660 GIVE IT UP FOR MY PARTNER, ASHTON KUTCHER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 178 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:46,900 * MY MAN WE GOT THIS. 179 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:50,403 WE GOT THIS, BUDDY YOU KNOW QUEST >> HOW ARE YOU 180 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:54,207 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT 181 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,643 YOU KNOW HIM YOU LOVE HIM NOW, LET'S MEET QUESTLOVE'S 182 00:12:56,643 --> 00:13:00,180 PARTNER. HER NEW FILM, "SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW," WILL LAUNCH GLOBALLY 183 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:05,819 ON PRIME VIDEO THIS FRIDAY GIVE IT UP FOR ALISON BRIE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:12,058 * >> Questlove: WOAH >> HI. 185 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:21,334 >> Jimmy: OH >> NO SYKE NO SYKE. 186 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,536 >> Jimmy: SHE IS SO FUN. HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. IT'S JUST LIKE REGULAR 187 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,505 PICTIONARY, EXCEPT THE CLUES ARE MUCH HARDER TO GET TO GIVE EVERYBODY A FIGHTING 188 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:30,510 CHANCE, ALL THE CLUES ARE VALENTINE'S DAY THEMED >> I GOT IT. 189 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,812 I GOT IT I ALREADY KNOW >> Jimmy: YOU ALREADY KNOW 190 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:37,717 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: DUDE, WE GOT THIS. WE GOT THIS. 191 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,120 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GOT OUR FIRST ONE. >> CUPID 192 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,655 CUPID! CUPID! CUPID! 193 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,190 >> Jimmy: NOT CUPID. >> THE HALLMARK! HALLMARK 194 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,593 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ASTON -- >> ARE WE STARTED? 195 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,661 ARE WE STARTED >> Jimmy: NO, BUT LET'S DO IT. ASTON, YOU TO DRAW FIRST 196 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,397 YOU GUYS CAN HAVE A SEAT RIGHT OVER THERE ALISON, YOU GO THERE 197 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,298 >> MY CLOTHES ARE COMING OFF >> Jimmy: OH, ARE THEY >> I'M ALREADY GETTING 198 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,000 UNDRESSED FOR THE GAME >> Jimmy: WOW, NO. THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT IS 199 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,736 >> WOAH! >> FOR EVERY POINT I GET RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GET UNDRESSED 200 00:13:56,736 --> 00:14:00,040 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO 201 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,108 THAT IS NOT HAPPENING. >> HOLD ON, AM I DO I GO -- I GO ONE? 202 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,077 >> Jimmy: NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IN ORDER. >> I CAN GO ANYWHERE 203 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,246 >> Jimmy: ANY NUMBER >> OKAY, GOT IT. >> Jimmy: WE GOT THIS, BUDDY 204 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:12,919 CUPID! [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING >> WAIT, HOLD ON 205 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:17,857 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING >> I FEEL LIKE I'M ON "THE PRICE IS RIGHT." 206 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:22,762 >> Jimmy: GOOD, GOOD, GOOD I'M NOT LOOKING. ASTON, YOU CAN DRAW NOW. 207 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,831 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. OKAY 208 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,700 OKAY >> Jimmy: YES. >> OKAY. 209 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,335 READY? >> Jimmy: YEP. >> HERE WE GO. 210 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:34,774 >> Jimmy: CUPID! HALLMARK MAILBOX? 211 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,676 OH, TUNNEL OF LOVE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 212 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:42,449 [ BELL RINGING ] >> LOOK AT THE TUNNEL. >> Jimmy: THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE! 213 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,617 >> LOOK AT THE TUNNEL. >> WOW >> LOOK AT THE TUNNEL. 214 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:48,688 >> Jimmy: WOW! TUNNEL OF LOVE >> YEAH! 215 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:56,429 VALENTINES LOVE TUNNEL. >> WELL DONE 216 00:14:56,429 --> 00:15:00,266 WELL DONE. QUEST, GOOD LUCK TO YOU, BUD >> YO! 217 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,601 >> Questlove: IN MY YEARS OF BEING HERE, NO ONE EVER PICKS TEN. 218 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,503 >> YEAH. >> DO IT >> Questlove: I'M GOING TO PICK 219 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,405 TEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT. 220 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,140 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK WORDS ARE WRITTEN ON NUMBER 10 >> Questlove: NOW I KNOW WHY NO 221 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:12,612 ONE EVER - [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN DO THIS. 222 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,247 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> ALL RIGHT, MIND MELD, MIND MELD 223 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:18,852 >> Questlove: I GOT YOU. I HOPE I GOT YOU [ LAUGHTER ] 224 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:20,820 I HAVEN'T BEEN TO SLEEP IN HOURS THOUGH >> SURE, SURE. 225 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,789 >> Questlove: YOU READY? >> YEAH. >> Questlove: OKAY 226 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,458 >> Jimmy: YOU READY? >> OKAY. DO YOU WANT TO COME HERE 227 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,228 ALISON >> YEAH. GUYS, GUYS 228 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,763 OKAY, OKAY CUPID! [ LAUGHTER ] 229 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:33,600 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD CUPID. >> BABY FISH MOUTH 230 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,103 BABY FISH MOUTH. [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY 231 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,373 BEE. BEE. BE YOURSELF. 232 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,877 BEE. BUMBLEBEE. BEE. 233 00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:45,745 >> Jimmy: VALENTINES >> BE MINE BE MINE! 234 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,682 >> Jimmy: YES! [ BELL RINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 235 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:52,285 * >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. >> WOW 236 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,455 WOW. >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. >> THAT WAS -- 237 00:15:55,455 --> 00:16:00,026 THAT WAS - >> Jimmy: THAT WAS ONE OF THE WORST BEES I'VE EVER SEEN. 238 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:04,030 >> SHE'S A GENIUS. >> Jimmy: IN THE HISTORY OF IT >> WELL DONE, WELL DONE. 239 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,632 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DRAW A TUNNEL I MEAN, COME ON. 240 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,801 THAT IS A BEE? COME ON. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 241 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:17,043 WHAT NUMBER, GUYS? [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING >> Jimmy: I HEARD YOU SAY FOUR 242 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,411 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: WHY YOU LOOK OVER THERE? 243 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,180 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL I'M LIKE, DUDE, VALENTINE'S DAY THEMED >> OKAY. 244 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,915 OKAY OKAY >> ROMANCING THE STONE 245 00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:24,417 BLANK PAGE BLANK PAGE BLANK. 246 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,820 SHOOTING BLANKS. >> Jimmy: WE GOT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 247 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,122 WE'LL START. WE DIDN'T START YET. >> OH, SORRY, SORRY. 248 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,758 OKAY, GO >> Jimmy: OKAY, HERE WE GO READY? 249 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,159 >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. OVAL YOU GOT AN OVAL. 250 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,362 YOU GOT A BOWL BOWL BOWL OF HONEY. 251 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,530 BOWL OF HONEY. BOWL OF HONEY LOVE BOWL, BOWL 252 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,700 WALKING BOWL YOU GOT A BOWL WITH LEGS YOU GOT A BOWL LEGGED. 253 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,069 BOW LEGGED BOW LEGGED BEE A BATHTUB. 254 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:48,908 WE'VE GOT A TUB FULL - BUBBLE BATH. >> Jimmy: YES! 255 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,877 [ BELL RINING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 256 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,512 >> Jimmy: WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW! >> YEAH-YA 257 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:59,853 YEAH-YA. * >> ALL RIGHT 258 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:04,124 WE GOT TO SILENCE THIS >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD! >> YES 259 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,292 >> Jimmy: COME ON MAN. WE'RE CRUSHING >> JIMMY, I'M HAVING A WARDROBE 260 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,028 MALFUNCTION! COULD YOU ZIP THIS UP FOR ME [ LAUGHTER ] 261 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,030 >> Jimmy: NO, I CAN'T. >> ZIP IT UP ZIP IT UP. 262 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,198 >> Jimmy: OKAY, NO PROBLEM YEP OKAY >> THERE WE GO 263 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,433 OKAY, THANK YOU. >> FAIR ENOUGH ALL RIGHT. 264 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:20,740 ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 265 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,909 >> GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] I'M PSYCHED. 266 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:29,049 [ LAUGHTER ] WHOA [ LAUGHTER ] 267 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,652 >> JIMMY, GO FIX IT! >> ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT. 268 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,921 YOU READY? >> Questlove: I THINK I AM ARE YOU READY? 269 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,123 >> WHO'S COMING WITH ME? >> Questlove: OKAY I GOT YOU. 270 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,759 >> ALL RIGHT OKAY, SO [ LAUGHTER ] 271 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,528 SO, WE'VE GOT A THING HERE LIKE THIS >> Questlove: YOU HAD ME AT 272 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:45,532 HELLO? >> OKAY. THERE'S THIS LITTLE -- 273 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:51,338 >> Questlove: WOODEN HORSE BED >> OKAY, AND THEN THERE'S -- >> Questlove: BED OF ROSES 274 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,872 >> OKAY. OKAY AND JUST STAY WITH ME. 275 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,841 SAY WITH ME. >> Questlove: BUNK BEDS. BUNK BEDS. 276 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,576 ON TOP LOVE ON TOP. >> OKAY. 277 00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:01,014 OKAY >> LOOKS LIKE A BALANCE BEAM [ LAUGHTER ] 278 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,450 >> OKAY, >> Questlove: CALIGULA CALIGULA 279 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:08,154 >> OKAY, SEE - >> Jimmy: CALIGULA >> Questlove: MENAGE A TROIS 280 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,256 [ BUZZER ] [ SAD TUBA ] >> AHH 281 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,025 >> Jimmy: MENAGE A TROIS >> Questlove: OH, COUPLES MASSAGE. 282 00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:16,696 >> COUPLES MASSAGE [ DING ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 283 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:20,834 [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> WHAT? 284 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,136 >> Questlove: THAT WAS GENIUS. >> THAT WAS A BURRRR THAT WAS A BURRR 285 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,771 >> Questlove: I WANT TO FRAME THIS I WANT TO FRAME THIS 286 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,406 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE TO FRAME THIS COUPLE'S MESSAGE 287 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,074 >> CALIGULA? >> I TRIED TO DO IT A SLOW AS POSSIBLE 288 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,576 >> Jimmy: "CALIGULA," IS WHAT HE SAID. >> WHAT'S VALENTINY ABOUT 289 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,645 CALIGULA [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MENAGE A TROIS 290 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,181 >> IN THE THOMPSON HOUSEHOLD THAT WAS A CLASSIC >> Jimmy: QUEST, YOU AND 291 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:37,150 ASHTON, FOR THE FINAL ROUND. >> Questlove: YES, OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY 292 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,052 AND HERE'S THE DEAL, WHOEVER GETS THIS FIRST, WHATEVER TEAM GET'S IT FIRST WINS THE WHOLE 293 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:42,222 THING. >> WAIT, IT'S A CO-FLOW. >> Jimmy: IT'S A CO-FLOW >> WE 294 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,325 CAN DO THIS TOGETHER, OKAY >> EVERYBODY'S STANDING AND I ALSO WANT TO BE STANDING 295 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,861 >> IT'S A MENAGE A DRAW. >> Jimmy: IT'S A MENAGE A DRAW YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 296 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,063 >> MENAGE A DRAW >> Jimmy: YES. >> Questlove: WHAT NUMBER ARE 297 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:53,433 WE DOING >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW >> SOMEONE SAID SIX. 298 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:58,338 >> WE GOT TO DO THE SAME ONE >> MENAGE A DRAW >> WAIT, WHO'S THAT? 299 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:04,244 WHAT IS THAT >> Questlove: I DON'T KNOW OKAY, IF WE DON'T KNOW 300 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:08,515 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO DO WHAT YOU THINININININININININININININ >> Jimmy: DRAW WHAT YOU THINK 301 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,750 IT IS. >> Questlove: OKAY >> Jimmy: YOU WANT ME TO CLEAR 302 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:14,287 YOUR PAGE? >> OKAY. WAIT 303 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:17,891 >> Jimmy: WAIT HOLD ON. GOT TO CLEAR HIS PAGE. 304 00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:20,860 >> SHOOTING BLANKS SHOOTING BLANKS. >> Jimmy: DRAW WHAT YOU THINK 305 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:25,131 THIS IS. >> STANDING. I'M STAYING STANDING 306 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:28,034 >> OKAY, YOU READY >> Jimmy: CUPID. HALLMARK 307 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,036 >> COUPLES MASSAGE >> Jimmy: CUBE, RECTANGLE. >> TABLE 308 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:34,074 BOX. >> Jimmy: WHAT IN THE -- WHAT? >> CORN HOLE 309 00:19:34,074 --> 00:19:37,243 >> Jimmy: STOVE. HOT! >> STOVE 310 00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,446 HOT FIRE MY STOVE'S ON FIRE >> Jimmy: SORRY. 311 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,048 [ LAUGHTER ] BUN IN THE OVEN. >> BUN IN THE OVEN 312 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:45,552 >> Jimmy: YES. YOU'RE SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING, BUT BETTER 313 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,621 >> YOU'RE SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING >> Jimmy: HOT STOVE. 314 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,824 STANDING ON THE STOVE. >> HOT BURNING HOT LOVE 315 00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:54,861 >> Jimmy: SITTING ON THE STOVE PEOPLE - >> BURNER. 316 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,797 >> Jimmy: SMOKE. [ BUZZER ] >> Questlove: THIS IS 317 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,867 IMPOSSIBLE >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT >> HOLDING HANDS 318 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,836 >> WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE DOING? >> DANCING 319 00:20:02,836 --> 00:20:04,704 >> Jimmy: THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE WRESTLING. WRESTLING WITH - 320 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:08,842 WRESTLE FIRE WRESTLING MATCH. STOVE TOP STUFFING 321 00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:15,081 >> STOVE WRESTLE >> WRESTLE STOVE [ SAD TUBA ] 322 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:24,591 >> Jimmy: WRESTLE STOVER [ RIM SHOT ] [ APPLAUSE ] 323 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,559 >> I SAY WE DO ONE MORE. >> Questlove: NOW, I'M LOOKING OVER THERE 324 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,194 >> Jimmy: I THINK WE HAVE TO GET JUDGES >> NOW, I'M LOOKING OVER THERE 325 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:31,464 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: JUDGES, GIVE THEM THE POINTS, RIGHT? 326 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,433 [ BELL RINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 327 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,969 WE GOT RUSSELL STOVER. WE HAD TO GET RUSSELL STOVER THAT'S PRETTY GOOD 328 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,038 >> ALL RIGHT MY THANKS TO ASHTON KUTCHER, THE CHAMP. 329 00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:41,541 ALISON BRIE, QUESTLOVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE TALKING TO ASHTON AFTER 330 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:45,478 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. RUSSELL STOVER 331 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:52,352 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: DID YOU GO UP TO 332 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,754 HARRY AND GIVE HIM SOME ADVICE HEY, I THINK YOU GOT SOMETHING KID. 333 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:59,759 >> NO. SO, HE COMES OFF THE THING MILA AND I ARE LIKE, GOD, 334 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:16,943 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD YOU SHOULD DO THIS >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 335 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,379 ACTOR, PRODUCER, AND ENTREPRENEUR HE'S STARRING ALONGSIDE 336 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:22,882 REESE WITHERSPOON IN THE NEW MOVIE, "YOUR PLACE OR MINE," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING ON 337 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:27,887 WHICH BEGINS STREAMING ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME ASHTON KUTCHER! 338 00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:32,726 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 339 00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:46,172 * * >> Jimmy: THAT'S 340 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:49,009 ASHTON KUTCHER, YES! WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 341 00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:51,111 MY MAN COME ON NOW. DANCE! 342 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:53,580 >> SO NICE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 343 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,448 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I LIKE INTRODUCING YOU. 344 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,650 I JUST INTRODUCED YOU FOR THE GAME AND I -- 345 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,688 >> I GOT A DOUBLE INTRO. >> Jimmy: DOUBLE INTRO YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD THING. 346 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:03,690 >> THAT'S A GOOD THING IT'S IN THE CONTRACT NOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, EVERY TIME YOU 347 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:07,160 HAVE TO DO IT. >> I'M NEVER DOING A SHOW AGAIN WITHOUT THE DOUBLE INTRO 348 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,062 >> Jimmy: I HEARD THIS STORY YOU TOLD RECENTLY ABOUT A KARAOKE PARTY THAT YOU WENT 349 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:10,530 TO AT A NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE >> OH, GOD OH, GOD. 350 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,499 THIS HAS BECOME, LIKE, A THING >> Jimmy: IT HAS BECOME A THING. 351 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:15,669 >> IT'S A THING NOW. LIKE -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO 352 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,904 TALK ABOUT IT. IT'S BECOME A THING. >> I WENT -- MY NEIGHBOR HAD A 353 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,939 A BIRTHDAY PARTY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND -- AND THEY HAD A 354 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,075 A KARAOKE PARTY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> MILA AND I WENT TO THE PARTY 355 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:25,745 AND WE'RE SITTING THERE AND THIS GUY GETS UP AND HE STARTS SINGING THIS ABBA SONG 356 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:28,782 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND HE WAS UNBELIEVABLE I WAS LIKE -- THIS GUY'S LIKE, 357 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:34,921 "HE'S REALLY GOOD. AND I USED TO GO TO KARAOKE ALL THE TIME 358 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:36,790 I USED TO GO WITH, LIKE -- AT LIKE, FAIRFAX FARMERS MARKET USED TO HAVE A KARAOKE EVERY 359 00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:39,726 WEEKEND. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THERE WERE, LIKE, 360 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,461 RINGERS THAT WERE THERE. THEY WERE, LIKE, UNBELIEVABLE RING -- 361 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,764 AND THE GUY GETS ONSTAGE AND I TURN TO MILA, I'M LIKE, "THIS GUY'S A RINGER." 362 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:48,134 HE'S LIKE THE REAL - HE'S LIKE THE REAL - >> Jimmy: AH 363 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,670 YEAH, HE GOES TO KARAOKE THINGS ON THE WEEKENDS. >> HE MUST BE ON THE KARAOKE 364 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:53,707 CIRCUIT. >> Jimmy: HE DOES ABBA >> HE DOES A KARAOKE THING 365 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,275 >> Jimmy: HE DOES THE ABBA SONG AND THEN HE GOES TO THE NEXT CLUB AND CRUSHES 366 00:22:55,275 --> 00:22:58,111 DOES ABBA ALL NIGHT. >> EXACTLY HE IS, LIKE, A HANDSOME GUY. 367 00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:00,714 BUT HE IS, LIKE, PERFORMING IT AND WE'RE LIKE, "MAN, HE'S REALLY GOOD. 368 00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:02,349 AND WE TURN TO OUR FRIEND, AND WE'RE LIKE, "MAN, THAT GUY WAS REALLY GOOD. 369 00:23:02,349 --> 00:23:04,551 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "THAT'S HARRY STYLES." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 370 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:09,789 AND I -- AND I -- >> Jimmy: IT'S HARRY STYLES. >> AND -- BUT -- I DIDN'T KNOW 371 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:14,494 WHO THAT WAS >> Jimmy: REALLY YOU DON'T KNOW HARRY STYLES? 372 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:19,632 >> I LEGITIMATELY DON'T. I -- JIMMY, I'M SO POP CULTURE-ANEMIC IN MY LIFE. 373 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:23,436 I DON'T WATCH. I -- LIKE, I -- IF YOU ASK ME WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE HUBBLE 374 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:27,941 TELESCOPE, I COULD TELL YOU. IF YOU ASK ME WHAT THE LATEST ADVANCEMENTS IN ALZHEIMER 375 00:23:27,941 --> 00:23:32,078 RESEARCH ARE, I COULD PROBABLY GIVE YOU A COUPLE CITATIONS. [ LAUGHTER ] 376 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:36,583 IF YOU ASK ME WHO THE GUY IS WHO INVENTED CHAT GPT 3, AND PICK HIM OUT OF THE CROWD? 377 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,985 I'LL TELL YOU WHO HE IS. >> Jimmy: IF I SAY, "WHAT'S THE NUMBER ONE SONG?", YOU'D BE 378 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:42,355 LIKE "NO." >> NO CLUE >> Jimmy: REALLY 379 00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:44,357 >> NO CLUE, I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: DID -- DID YOU GO UP TO HARRY AND GIVE HIM SOME 380 00:23:44,357 --> 00:23:45,959 ADVICE AND GO, "HEY, I THINK YOU GOT SOMETHING, KID." 381 00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:49,095 >> I -- NO [ LAUGHTER ] HE COME -- NO, SO HE COMES OFF 382 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:52,432 THE THING. AND MILA AND I ARE BOTH LIKE, "GOD, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD 383 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:56,236 YOU SHOULD, LIKE, DO THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE GOES, "YEAH, I DO 384 00:23:56,236 --> 00:23:59,406 DO THIS. I DO THIS PRETTY SUCCESSFULLY. YES. 385 00:23:59,406 --> 00:24:02,142 >> GUYS, IT WAS EIGHT YEARS AGO, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] 386 00:24:02,142 --> 00:24:04,644 HE WAS IN, LIKE, SOME D12 BAND OR SOMETHING [ AUDIENCE GROANS 387 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,180 THAT WAS, LIKE, HIS THING. >> Jimmy: NO >> I DON'T KNOW! 388 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:10,116 >> Jimmy: NO, ONE DIR -- >> BECAUSE I'M NOT JUST -- >> Jimmy: JUST STOP, JUST STOP, 389 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,818 JUST STOP. >> NO, I LIKE HARRY. HE'S A NICE GUY. 390 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:14,721 >> Jimmy: STOP TALKING JUST STOP. >> I DON'T -- 391 00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:16,790 I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: NO, YOU DON'T KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW 392 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:19,092 >> I JUST DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A TALENTED ACTOR, A PRODUCER. 393 00:24:19,092 --> 00:24:23,563 YOU'RE AN ENTREPRENEUR I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ALMOST THE NEW OPRAH OF THE TECH WORLD. 394 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:26,199 [ CHEERS ] WHATEVER YOU TOUCH GOES -- >> YOU GET A SPOTIFY 395 00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:29,469 YOU GET A -- >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO NO ONE'S GETTING SPOTIFY 396 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:32,572 >> CAN WE NOT SAY THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN. I THOUGHT -- I HAD SOME IDEAS. 397 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:35,909 THESE ARE LEGIT IDEAS. [ LAUGHTER ] CAN I PITCH YOU AN IDEA? 398 00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:40,413 AND IF -- AND IF YOU LIKE IT, YOU DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WANT >> OKAY. 399 00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:42,482 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT? >> OKAY. OKAY 400 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,217 PITCH THEM PITCH THEM PITCH THEM 401 00:24:44,217 --> 00:24:46,419 >> Jimmy: DO THEY HAVE TO BE APPS OR CAN THEY BE ANYTHING >> YOU CAN PITCH ME ANYTHING 402 00:24:46,419 --> 00:24:48,388 BUT I'M -- CAN I GIVE YOU CRITICAL FEEDBACK? YOU OKAY WITH IT 403 00:24:48,388 --> 00:24:50,557 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH I'M READY TO GO. 404 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:54,094 >> LET'S GO. PASS [ LAUGHTER ] 405 00:24:54,094 --> 00:24:56,463 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T START OH, ALL RIGHT. THIS ONE -- FIRST ONE IS CALLED 406 00:24:56,463 --> 00:25:00,033 WINK IT'S A DATING APP. AND WHAT YOU DO IS IT'S WHEN -- 407 00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:03,370 IN THE FUTURE WHEN PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WEAR GLASSES WITH, LIKE, AI AND STUFF 408 00:25:03,370 --> 00:25:05,205 >> LIKE CONTACT LENSES WITH AI THAT'S COMING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 409 00:25:05,205 --> 00:25:08,274 >> THAT'S COMING >> Jimmy: THEY ARE SO, IF YOU SEE SOMEONE ON THE 410 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,910 STREET AND YOU THINK THEY'RE CUTE, YOU GO -- YOU GIVE THEM A LITTLE -- 411 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:14,280 [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT GOES INTO THEIR WINK FILE AND THEY GO, "SOMEONE 412 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,351 WINKED AT YOU. [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 413 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:20,186 AND THEY GO, "HEY, SOMEONE WINKED AT ME." AND YOU CAN LOOK IT UP 414 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:21,955 YOU CAN DECIDE TO DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. >> LIKE, THE WINK IS THE NEW 415 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:24,257 SWIPE RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S JUST SAYING, "HEY, I'M 416 00:25:24,257 --> 00:25:29,062 INTERESTED, IF YOU'RE SINGLE." >> I LIKE -- I LIKE THAT BUT I -- MY FEEDBACK WOULD BE 417 00:25:29,062 --> 00:25:33,099 THAT'S A PRODUCT, NOT A PLATFORM [ AUDIENCE OOHS 418 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:35,602 WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH, LIKE, WHAT IS -- WHAT IS THE FILLED OUT PLATFORM OF IT 419 00:25:35,602 --> 00:25:38,171 IT'S A GOOD PRODUCT IDEA I LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT 420 00:25:38,171 --> 00:25:39,539 THIS ALL RIGHT, THIS IS A PRODUCT AGAIN. 421 00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:42,075 NOT A PLATFORM [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, OKAY. 422 00:25:42,075 --> 00:25:46,112 >> Jimmy: OH, I HAVE A DORITOS FLAVOR [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:49,516 CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THAT? >> NO. >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW FRITO-LAY 424 00:25:49,516 --> 00:25:51,151 PEOPLE OR WHATEVER, OR DORITOS PEOPLE I HAVE A GOOD FLAVOR FOR 425 00:25:51,151 --> 00:25:53,753 DORITOS. >> I DID A CHEETOS COMMERCIAL ONCE 426 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:55,622 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CLOSE >> YEAH, THAT'S, KIND OF, LIKE -- 427 00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:57,490 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE IN THE FRITO-LAY FAMILY >> YEAH. 428 00:25:57,490 --> 00:26:00,427 >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK YOU WANNA HEAR IT? >> OKAY, YEAH. 429 00:26:00,427 --> 00:26:02,195 I'M READY TO GO. >> Jimmy: YOU READY FOR THE FLAVOR 430 00:26:02,195 --> 00:26:04,931 THE NEW DORITOS FLAVOR [ CHEERS ] >> LET'S GO. 431 00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:07,200 >> Jimmy: SEVEN LAYER DIP. [ AUDIENCE OOHS * 432 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:15,508 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? >> MY GUY -- MY GUY, YOU SAVED 433 00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:19,546 THE BEST FOR LAST. >> Jimmy: MY GUY [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:26:19,546 --> 00:26:21,414 >> YOU SAVED -- YOU SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU 435 00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:23,817 ONE MORE LAST ONE. >> NO, NO. THAT SHOULD BE THE LAST ONE. 436 00:26:23,817 --> 00:26:26,686 >> Jimmy: IT SHOULD? [ LAUGHTER ] >> REALLY, REALLY. 437 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,521 >> Jimmy: OUT OF ANY OF THESE IDEAS, ARE WE DOING ANY OF THESE? 438 00:26:28,521 --> 00:26:30,323 NOTHING. OKAY, GOOD >> THE SEVEN LAYER DIP IDEA I 439 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:32,325 THINK IS GOOD. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. LET'S TALK ABOUT "YOUR PLACE OR 440 00:26:32,325 --> 00:26:34,227 MINE." >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU, 441 00:26:34,227 --> 00:26:39,132 REESE WITHERSPOON, THAT'S A HOME RUN TO ME I THOUGHT -- OH, I'M RIGHT 442 00:26:39,132 --> 00:26:40,867 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WOULD WATCH YOU GUYS -- I WOULD WATCH YOU GUYS JUST DO 443 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:44,170 NOTHING AND EAT LUNCH, BUT YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY 444 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:49,342 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS. >> JIMMY, I -- SO, FOR HOWEVER 445 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:51,478 LONG -- I DID -- I'VE DONE TEN ROMANTIC COMEDIES. I WANT TO SAY LIKE FIVE OUT OF 446 00:26:51,478 --> 00:26:55,982 THE TEN, I WAS LIKE -- I WOULD CALL MY AGENT AND BE LIKE, "CAN REESE DO IT? 447 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:58,151 IS REESE AVAILABLE SHOULD WE GET REESE? CAN WE GET REESE 448 00:26:58,151 --> 00:27:00,020 CAN WE CALL REESE? CAN SOMEONE -- DOES SOMEONE HAVE REESE'S NUMBER? 449 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:03,790 WE SHOULD CALL REESE." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SHE WAS ALWAYS WORKING 450 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,592 ON SOMETHING ELSE. AND, AT A POINT, I WAS LIKE, "I JUST THINK SHE DOESN'T LIKE 451 00:27:05,592 --> 00:27:09,195 ME." AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] 452 00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:11,931 AND THEN -- ACTUALLY, IN FACT, SHE RECENTLY TOLD ME A STORY ABOUT HOW SHE THOUGHT I WAS 453 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:14,868 WEIRD BECAUSE I WAS AT A PARTY ONE TIME AND I WAS CARRYING A COOLER AROUND AT THE PARTY 454 00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:18,371 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY'RE LIKE -- AND SHE WAS LIKE, "NO, THERE'S A BAR THERE 455 00:27:18,371 --> 00:27:20,573 YOU DON'T NEED YOUR OWN DRINKS." >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S COOL. 456 00:27:20,573 --> 00:27:24,344 I LIKE THAT GUY. >> SO, FOR -- FOR THE LONGEST TIME, I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, WELL, 457 00:27:24,344 --> 00:27:26,079 THIS IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. AND THEN, I WAS LIKE -- I WAS NOT SURE IF I WANTED TO DO 458 00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:29,416 ANOTHER MOVIE. I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WANTED TO DO ANYTHING 459 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:34,354 MY AGENT SENT ME THIS THING, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY, LISTEN IT'S ALINE BROSH McKENNA WHO 460 00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:36,790 DID "DEVIL WEARS PRADA." SHE DID "27 DRESSES" AND IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND I 461 00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:41,327 REACHED OUT TO HER ON EVERY ROMANTIC COMEDY I DID. AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, WHAT'S 462 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:45,598 WRONG WITH THIS SCENE? CAN YOU HELP ME OUT? SHE WAS DIRECTING IT AND REESE 463 00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:47,200 WAS STARRING IN IT I WAS LIKE, "WELL, LET ME STOP WHAT I'M DOING TODAY AND READ 464 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,503 THE SCREENPLAY." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO BRAINER 465 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:53,606 >> AND I READ IT AND IT WAS PHENOMENAL. AND IT'S ABOUT A COUPLE THAT 466 00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:55,308 ARE FRIENDS FOR, LIKE, 20 YEARS AND THEN DECIDE THAT MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING ROMANTIC 467 00:27:55,308 --> 00:27:59,245 HERE AND I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. 468 00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:01,881 >> Jimmy: SOUND FAMILIAR >> "I'VE NEVER BEEN IN THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP." 469 00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:05,719 >> Jimmy: SOUND FAMILIAR >> AND SO, I WAS LIKE, "I HAVE TO DO THIS MOVIE." 470 00:28:05,719 --> 00:28:07,887 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN WE FIGURED IT OUT, MADE IT HAPPEN 471 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:10,023 IT WAS AMAZING >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT IT'S REALLY FUN. 472 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:13,793 IT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE. IT'S OUT THIS FRIDAY 473 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:16,296 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S ASHTON KUTCHER AND REESE WITHERSPOON IN "YOUR 474 00:28:16,296 --> 00:28:17,364 REESE WITHERSPOON IN "YOUR PLACE OR MINE. TAKE A LOOK. 475 00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:20,567 >> ALL RIGHT, THIS ALSO SAYS 476 00:28:20,567 --> 00:28:23,136 "URGENT. >> JACK LOVES THOSE CASSEROLES >> YOU KNOW, I COULD BUY 477 00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:26,806 DINNER >> I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY 478 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:31,177 BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT YOU GETTING HIM TAKEOUT AND THINGS THAT ARE FANCY 479 00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:34,881 >> YEAH, OKAY. HOMEWORK AND THEN FROZEN -- FOR DINNER 480 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:39,152 >> THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I FORGOT TO TELL YOU SHOOT. 481 00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:40,787 I FORGOT WHAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. >> DEBBIE, STOP. 482 00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:49,329 TAKE A BREATH. LOOK AROUND. * 483 00:28:49,329 --> 00:28:53,600 YEAH ENJOY IT CALL US LATER. 484 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:58,505 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S -- COME ON. 485 00:28:58,505 --> 00:29:01,241 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO HUG THAT MOVIE I LOVE IT. 486 00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:04,077 ASHTON KUTCHER, EVERYBODY. "YOUR PLACE OR MINE" BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON 487 00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:06,046 NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ALISON BRIE. 488 00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:33,440 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 489 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,141 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST CO-WROTE AND STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "SOMEBODY I USED TO 490 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:40,447 KNOW," WHICH IS AVAILABLE ON PRIME VIDEO THIS FRIDAY. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 491 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:41,748 PRIME VIDEO THIS FRIDAY. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME ALISON BRIE. 492 00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:56,096 * * 493 00:29:56,096 --> 00:29:59,899 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT ALISON BRIE. >> AH. 494 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:03,970 >> Jimmy: "SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW." WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ROMANTIC 495 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:06,406 COMEDIES TONIGHT IT'S GREAT >> IT'S A REAL ROM-COM KIND OF 496 00:30:06,406 --> 00:30:09,209 NIGHT. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> I LIKE IT 497 00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:11,711 >> Jimmy: I LOVE A ROMANTIC COMEDY BUT DO YOU -- WHEN YOU'RE 498 00:30:11,711 --> 00:30:15,215 WRITING THIS, DO YOU GO, "OH, SOMETHING LIKE THIS, KIND OF, HAPPENED IN MY LIFE. 499 00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:18,351 I'LL PUT THIS INTO THE MOVIE"? >> A LITTLE BIT. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THE MAIN 500 00:30:18,351 --> 00:30:22,856 PREMISE OF THE MOVIE IS NOT ABOUT US, LUCKILY. BUT WE PUT A LOT OF LITTLE 501 00:30:22,856 --> 00:30:27,293 DETAILS INTO IT, FOR SURE. AND, LIKE, DAVE'S A ROMANTIC GUY, SO WE CERTAINLY HAD SOME 502 00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:33,233 SITUATIONS EARLY ON, YOU KNOW, WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING WE SPENT THE FIRST, LIKE, SIX 503 00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:36,703 WEEKS OF OUR RELATIONSHIP IN DIFFERENT CITIES HE WAS SHOOTING A MOVIE CALLED 504 00:30:36,703 --> 00:30:40,140 "NOW YOU SEE ME. AND SO, WE MET -- [ AUDIENCE OOHS 505 00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:43,643 ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME MAGIC FANS IN THE 506 00:30:43,643 --> 00:30:45,545 AUDIENCE SO, WE MET IN NEW ORLEANS DURING MARDI GRAS WHEN HE WAS 507 00:30:45,545 --> 00:30:48,448 SHOOTING THAT. AND THEN THE MOVIE TOOK HIM TO NEW YORK AND WE, KIND OF, 508 00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:52,385 RE-MET UP IN NEW YORK. AND HE WAS GOING TO FINISH SHOOTING THE MOVIE IN PARIS. 509 00:30:52,385 --> 00:30:54,220 SO, WHILE WE'RE IN NEW YORK, HE HIDES A LITTLE -- MY LAST DAY IN NEW YORK, HE HIDES A LITTLE 510 00:30:54,220 --> 00:31:01,127 NOTE IN MY SHOE. AND WHEN I'M PUTTING MY SHOE ON, I GET THIS LITTLE NOTE 511 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:03,096 AND IT SAYS, "MEET ME IN PARIS. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 512 00:31:03,096 --> 00:31:04,931 AND THERE'S A LITTLE DRAWING OF TWO STICK FIGURES AND THE EIFFEL TOWER 513 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:08,501 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT >> SO, THEN I'M GOING TO GO TO 514 00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:10,537 PARIS AND I TELL MY FRIENDS, "I'M MEETING THIS NEW GUY I'M SEEING IN PARIS. 515 00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:13,473 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO GO TO THIS BRIDGE, THE PONT des ARTS. 516 00:31:13,473 --> 00:31:18,712 PEOPLE PUT THEIR INITIALS ON LOCKS AND THEY LOCK IT ON THE BRIDGE 517 00:31:18,712 --> 00:31:21,081 IT MEANS THEY'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND THEY THROW THE KEYS INTO 518 00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:24,718 THE SEINE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I WAS LIKE -- 519 00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:26,252 >> Jimmy: THROW THE KEY. >> "SLOW YOUR ROLL, I JUST MET THIS GUY." 520 00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:28,488 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M NOT LOCKING MY LOVE WITH THIS GUY. 521 00:31:28,488 --> 00:31:30,957 >> YEAH. ALSO, LIKE, I DON'T NEED TO PUT THAT MESSAGE OUT TO HIM. 522 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:34,794 LIKE, LET ME TRY TO BE COOL AND ALOOF A LITTLE BIT >> Jimmy: YEAH, SMART. 523 00:31:34,794 --> 00:31:39,833 >> SO, WE GET TO PARIS WE'RE WALKING AROUND ONE DAY IT'S RAINING 524 00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:43,870 DAVE GIVES ME HIS JACKET, SO SWEET. >> Jimmy: YEAH 525 00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:50,110 >> I PUT MY HAND IN THE POCKET AND PULL OUT A LITTLE LOCK THAT HAS OUR INITIALS ON IT 526 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:54,681 AND I LOOKED AT HIM, I WAS LIKE, "YOU LIKE ME OH, MY GOD!" 527 00:31:54,681 --> 00:31:58,118 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HERE'S -- HERE'S THE -- 528 00:31:58,118 --> 00:32:01,554 >> WE LOCKED IT ON THE BRIDGE. >> Jimmy: HERE IT IS [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 529 00:32:01,554 --> 00:32:04,090 >> AND WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER EVER SINCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 530 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:07,160 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING IN THE WORLD 531 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,763 >> I MEAN, HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 532 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:16,870 DO -- DO YOU GO -- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BACK TO VISIT THE BRIDGE 533 00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:18,672 >> WE DID GO BACK, AND I GUESS THE LOCKS WERE, LIKE, SAGGING DOWN THE WHOLE BRIDGE AND 534 00:32:18,672 --> 00:32:20,473 COMPROMISING ITS INHERENT NATURE AS A BRIDGE AND THEY CUT -- THEY CUT ALL THE LOCKS 535 00:32:20,473 --> 00:32:29,883 OFF. THEY PUT UP BIG FENCING SO NOBODY CAN PUT A LOCK ON EVER 536 00:32:29,883 --> 00:32:32,385 AGAIN. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME 537 00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:34,921 >> YEAH, SO I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO GET DIVORCED. [ LAUGHTER ] 538 00:32:34,921 --> 00:32:36,556 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. NO 539 00:32:36,556 --> 00:32:38,291 THAT -- NO, THIS LOVE IS HERE TO STAY. >> WE HAVE TO. 540 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,827 WE HAVE THE PHOTO. WE HAVE THE PHOTO. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE THE PHOTO 541 00:32:40,827 --> 00:32:42,328 YEAH LOVE LIVES FOREVER >> OKAY. 542 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:44,764 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES 543 00:32:44,764 --> 00:32:46,499 >> Jimmy: LET'S -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE AND -- AND THE PLOT OF THE MOVIE, 544 00:32:46,499 --> 00:32:49,336 "SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW." >> YES >> Jimmy: BUT, SINCE YOU'RE 545 00:32:49,336 --> 00:32:51,104 ALWAYS DOWN FOR A GAME AND SOMETHING FUN ON OUR SHOW, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN IF YOU 546 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:58,645 WOULD LIKE TO FREESTYLE A RAP WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT. >> YOU'VE DONE THIS TO ME 547 00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:03,216 BEFORE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT MAKES ME -- 548 00:33:03,216 --> 00:33:05,418 >> YOU'VE DONE THIS TO ME BEFORE >> Jimmy: IT MAKES ME LAUGH. 549 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:07,253 IT MAKES ME LAUGH. IT -- BUT I MEAN, HERE'S WHAT -- 550 00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:09,656 YOU'RE NOT A RAPPER. >> LOOK, I'M NOT A RAPPER. SO, LET'S JUST SAY THAT BEFORE 551 00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:13,593 WE DO ANYTHING ELSE. >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT YOU CAME OUT. 552 00:33:13,593 --> 00:33:15,462 EVERYONE'S LIKE, "OH, ALISON BRIE, THE RAPPER. >> THE RAPPER. 553 00:33:15,462 --> 00:33:17,330 [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW I'M KNOWN IN CERTAIN CIRCLES 554 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:19,499 BUT JUST TO DISPEL THAT RUMOR -- >> Jimmy: SO, YOU ARE NOT 555 00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:22,569 A RAPPER >> I WILL -- >> Jimmy: BUT WOULD YOU LIKE 556 00:33:22,569 --> 00:33:24,104 TO -- >> I WILL DO THE HONORS TONIGHT. 557 00:33:24,104 --> 00:33:28,141 IF YOU GUYS WANNA -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 558 00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:31,644 >> QUEST WILL DROP A BEAT. OH, ALL RIGHT. I'M FEELING IT 559 00:33:31,644 --> 00:33:37,884 OKAY AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GO IN 3, 2, 1. 560 00:33:37,884 --> 00:33:40,920 HERE IT COMES. * HERE'S A LITTLE TAL ABOUT A MOVIE I MADE * 561 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:46,292 * WITH MY SWEET ASS HUSBAND HIS NAME IS DAVE ABOUT GIRL MEETS BOY * 562 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:48,595 * OR RE-MEETS ACTUALL I DON'T WANT T START OFF THIS 563 00:33:48,595 --> 00:33:52,198 RAP INFACTUALLY * [ CHEERS ] * SO THEY HANG OU 564 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:57,237 IN THEIR HOMETOW AND THEY HAVE GREAT NIGHT * 565 00:33:57,237 --> 00:33:59,205 * JUST PALING AROUN AND SHE'S TOTALLY IN SHE THINKS HE'S THE ON 566 00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:04,644 BUT THAT'S WHEN * * THINGS STOP BEING FUN SEE IT TURNS OUT 567 00:34:04,644 --> 00:34:07,614 HE'S HEARING WEDDING BELLS BUT THEY'RE NOT ABOUT HER * * THEY'RE ABOUT 568 00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:10,116 SOMEONE ELSE * >> Jimmy: OOH! * SO WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN 569 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:14,287 WHERE COULD THIS G YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WATCH SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW * 570 00:34:14,287 --> 00:34:17,223 >> Jimmy: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON NOW! 571 00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:22,462 * THAT'S EXACTLY -- THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. 572 00:34:22,462 --> 00:34:26,166 ALISON BRIE! I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S ALISON BRIE IN "SOMEBODY 573 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:27,801 HERE'S ALISON BRIE IN "SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW." TAKE A LOOK. 574 00:34:35,842 --> 00:34:47,287 * 575 00:34:47,287 --> 00:34:51,891 >> ALLY? >> SEAN. OH, MY GOD 576 00:34:51,891 --> 00:34:54,828 >> WERE YOU JUST HIDING UNDER THE TABLE? >> WAS I HIDE -- NO, NO. 577 00:34:54,828 --> 00:35:01,401 I WAS JUST -- I WAS LOOKING FOR MY PEANUT. GOT IT 578 00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:06,840 AH WELL, THIS IS CRAZY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 579 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:11,878 >> YEAH. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOU THE SAME THING 580 00:35:11,878 --> 00:35:13,913 >> YOU KNOW, I'M JUST VISITING MY OLD HAUNTS ON THE OFF-CHANCE I MIGHT RUN INTO AN EX FROM TEN 581 00:35:13,913 --> 00:35:18,385 YEARS AGO. >> OH, YEAH? HOW MANY HAVE YOU RUN INTO SO 582 00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:23,356 FAR? >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 583 00:35:23,356 --> 00:35:27,961 ALISON BRIE! "SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW" IS AVAILABLE THIS FRIDAY ON PRIME 584 00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:30,063 VIDEO. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 585 00:35:30,063 --> 00:35:47,480 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 586 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:52,185 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST KICKS OFF HIS NORTH AMERICAN TOUR IN MAY AND EVERYONE IN OUR 587 00:35:52,185 --> 00:35:56,790 AUDIENCE IS GOING HOME WITH TICKETS TO A SHOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 588 00:35:56,790 --> 00:36:03,029 PERFORMING "ONE LIFE" FROM HIS ALBUM "SONDER," PLEASE WELCOME DERMOT KENNEDY 589 00:36:03,029 --> 00:36:05,932 ALBUM "SONDER," PLEASE WELCOME DERMOT KENNEDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 590 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:08,601 * * I'VE SEEN STARS REBOR 591 00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:16,443 IN YOUR EYES SKY'S ON FIRE TONIGH ONE LIFE IS NEVER * 592 00:36:16,443 --> 00:36:19,045 * LONG ENOUGH ONE LIFE IS NEVE LONG ENOUG 593 00:36:19,045 --> 00:36:26,853 AT LAST CALL * * TURN OUT THE LIGHTS I HOPE I TREATED YOU RIGHT 594 00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:30,790 ONE LIFE IS NEVE LONG ENOUGH FOR US * * TOO MANY PEOPLE WAL 595 00:36:30,790 --> 00:36:33,526 AROUND WITH HEARTS HIDIN TERRIFIED OF HURTIN' SO THEY STAY SILENT * 596 00:36:33,526 --> 00:36:39,966 * DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S WORT JUST TO LET A LIGHT IN THROUGH THE SHAD 597 00:36:39,966 --> 00:36:43,236 IF LOVE HAD COME TO ME * * I WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE IT NOW EVERY TIME YOU SMILE 598 00:36:43,236 --> 00:36:47,173 IT'S A LITTLE PRICELES NO STORY I COULD WEAVE * * WOULD HAVE ENDED LIKE THI 599 00:36:47,173 --> 00:36:54,080 NO WAY ALL YOUR TROUBLE ALL YOUR PAIN * 600 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:59,185 * LET ME STRUGGLE CARRY THAT WEIGH ALL YOUR DEVILS FALL AWA 601 00:36:59,185 --> 00:37:05,658 YOU'RE SO EASY TO LOVE * * I'VE SEEN STARS REBOR IN YOUR EYES 602 00:37:05,658 --> 00:37:10,797 SKY'S ON FIRE TONIGH ONE LIFE IS NEVER * * LONG ENOUGH 603 00:37:10,797 --> 00:37:14,834 ONE LIFE IS NEVE LONG ENOUG AT LAST CALL * 604 00:37:14,834 --> 00:37:20,306 * TURN OUT THE LIGHTS I HOPE I TREATED YOU RIGHT ONE LIFE IS NEVE 605 00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:27,180 LONG ENOUGH FOR US * * EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YO I'M REMINDED 606 00:37:27,180 --> 00:37:30,250 THAT NOTHIN' LASTS FOREVER NOTHIN' STAYS TIMELESS * * SOMEDAY THERE'LL BE A KIS 607 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:36,056 AND THERE'LL BE GOODBYES WE'RE NOT EXEMPT OH I COULD LAY BESIDE * 608 00:37:36,056 --> 00:37:40,860 * YOU A THOUSAND LIFETIME LIVE A THOUSAND MORE AND STILL PRAY FOR SUNRISE 609 00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:45,865 EVERYTHING BEFORE YOU WAS * * A WARNING OF WHAT IT MEAN WHOA-O 610 00:37:45,865 --> 00:37:49,169 ALL YOUR TROUBLE ALL YOUR PAIN * * LET ME STRUGGLE 611 00:37:49,169 --> 00:37:56,810 CARRY THAT WEIGH ALL YOUR DEVILS FALL AWA YOU'RE SO EASY TO LOVE * 612 00:37:56,810 --> 00:38:04,250 * I'VE SEEN STARS REBOR IN YOUR EYES SKY'S ON FIRE TONIGH 613 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:07,187 ONE LIFE IS NEVER * * LONG ENOUGH ONE LIFE IS NEVE 614 00:38:07,187 --> 00:38:11,791 LONG ENOUG AT LAST CALL * * TURN OUT THE LIGHTS 615 00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:19,532 I HOPE I TREATED YOU RIGHT ONE LIFE IS NEVER LONG ENOUGH FOR US * 616 00:38:19,532 --> 00:38:26,773 * OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH OOH-OOH-OOH-OO ONE LIFE IS NEVE 617 00:38:26,773 --> 00:38:30,577 LONG ENOUGH * * ONE LIFE IS NEVER LONG ENOUG 618 00:38:30,577 --> 00:38:38,118 OOH-OOH-OOH-OO OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH * * ONE LIFE IS NEVER 619 00:38:38,118 --> 00:38:46,559 LONG ENOUGH FOR US I DON'T WANT IT TO BE OVER I DON'T WANNA * 620 00:38:46,559 --> 00:38:53,633 * SAY GOODNIGHT THAT MORNIN' IN DECEMBER FOR THE REST OF MY LIF 621 00:38:53,633 --> 00:38:59,239 I DON'T WANT IT TO BE OVER * * I DON'T WANNA SAY GOODNIGH 622 00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:05,679 THAT MORNIN' IN DECEMBER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE * * I'VE SEEN STARS REBOR 623 00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:11,017 IN YOUR EYES SKY'S ON FIRE TONIGH ONE LIFE IS NEVER * 624 00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:15,522 * LONG ENOUGH ONE LIFE IS NEVE LONG ENOUG 625 00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:21,628 AT LAST CALL * * TURN OUT THE LIGHTS I HOPE I TREATED YOU RIGHT 626 00:39:21,628 --> 00:39:28,401 ONE LIFE IS NEVE LONG ENOUGH FOR US * * OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH 627 00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:35,075 OOH-OOH-OOH-OO ONE LIFE IS NEVE LONG ENOUGH * 628 00:39:35,075 --> 00:39:39,779 * ONE LIFE IS NEVER LONG ENOUG OOH-OOH-OOH-OO 629 00:39:39,779 --> 00:39:46,219 OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH * * ONE LIFE IS NEVER LONG ENOUGH FOR US * 630 00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:55,095 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * ONE LIFE IS NEVER 631 00:39:55,095 --> 00:40:01,434 LONG ENOUGH FOR US * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 632 00:40:01,434 --> 00:40:07,874 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT DERMOT KENNEDY 633 00:40:07,874 --> 00:40:11,911 "SONDER" IS OUT NOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY MAN, YOU'VE GOT A VOICE. 634 00:40:11,911 --> 00:40:31,498 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 635 00:40:31,498 --> 00:40:36,403 ASHTON KUTCHER, ALISON BRIE. DERMOT KENNEDY, ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 636 00:40:36,403 --> 00:40:42,409 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 637 00:40:42,409 --> 00:40:44,711 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 638 00:40:44,711 --> 00:40:44,711 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE