>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KIT HARINGTON,
TYLER JAMES WILLIAMS AND FEATURING PAUL SHAFFER AND THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS
BAND >> HEY, AM I IN THE RIGHT STUDIO
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON!
YES! YES! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT, RIGHT THERE COME ON NOW! *
OH, YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHOO
WHAT A NIGHT PAUL SHAFFER, RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
WELCOME THE MOST DANGEROUS BAND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> JIMMY FALLON. >> Jimmy: ENJOY YOURSELVES WELCOME EVERYBODY.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU'RE HERE. THIS IS "THE TONIGHT SHOW. BE HONEST, HOW MANY OF YOU WERE
CLAPPING JUST TO GET THE FEELING BACK IN YOUR HANDS [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS WEEKEND, THE NORTHEAST COULD BE HIT WITH THE COLDEST WEATHER IN DECADES, WITH
TEMPERATURES DROPPING AS LOW AS MINUS 40 DEGREES YEAH
IT IS SO COLD, PRESIDENT BIDEN'S BURNING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS JUST TO
STAY WARM. [ LAUGHTER ] *
IT IS SO COLD, TOM BRADY CAME OUT OF RETIREMENT JUST TO HUDDLE WITH THE GUYS
[ LAUGHTER ] * YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
IT IS SO COLD, EVERYONE LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE IN "AVATAR," EVERYONE
[ LAUGHTER ] * IT IS --
[ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S A FEW MORE OF THESE. IT IS SO COLD, EVEN
PRINCE WILLIAM AND HARRY'S RELATIONSHIP FEELS WARM. [ AUDIENCE OOHs
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THINK THERE'S TWO OR THREE
MORE >> Steve: OH, WHAT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT IS SO -- DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW COLD IT IS? >> HOW COLD IS IT?
>> Jimmy: IT IS SO COLD, ON SPIRIT AIRLINES, THEY MADE ALL THE PASSENGERS ROLL UP THEIR
WINDOW [ LAUGHTER ] *
I MEAN, IT IS FREEZING OUT THERE. >> Steve: I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
THAT UNTIL NOW >> Jimmy: IT IS SO COLD, THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING IS SIX
INCHES SHORTER THAN NORMAL [ LAUGHTER ] *
THIS IS THE FINAL ONE RIGHT HERE >> Steve: ALL RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: IT IS SO COLD -- IT IS SO COLD - >> Steve: HOW COLD IS IT
>> Jimmy: IT IS SO COLD, GEORGE SANTOS CLAIMED IT WAS HOT.
[ LAUGHTER ] * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANKS MEANWHILE, A REPORTER IN NEW JERSEY WAS ASKING PEOPLE
HOW THEY ARE DEALING WITH THE COLD WEATHER AND ONE GUY HAD A PRETTY
UNEXPECTED RESPONSE. WATCH THIS
ARE YOU GOING TO HANDLE IT WHAT'S THE PLAN?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I WORK IN A FREEZER, SO IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL FOR ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LOOKS MORE LIKE HE'S BEEN LOCKED IN A FREEZER
[ LAUGHTER ] IN NEW JERSEY, HE'S WORKING IN A FREEZER.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THE MOB WOULD SAY. "VINNY
OH, LET'S JUST SAY HE'S WORKING IN A FREEZER." [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS U.S. OFFICIALS SPOTTED WHAT
THEY SAY IS A MASSIVE CHINESE SPY BALLOON FLYING OVER MONTANA.
YEAH, THE SPYING IS SCARY, BUT THE BALLOON PART MAKES IT KIND OF CUTE.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE PUTIN SAYING, "I'M HIDING IN MY UNDERGROUND BOUNCY
HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, OFFICIALS SAID
THE BALLOON WAS RECENTLY SPOTTED FLYING OVER MONTANA. BUT LET'S CHECK IN ON THE
BALLOON RIGHT NOW. [ WIND BLOWING ] OH, THAT'S THE SPY BALLOON, THERE
OH, HEY, WAIT, OH. [ GUNSHOT ] THERE YOU GO THAT'S IT, RIGHT THERE
"YELLOWSTONE." HE TAKES CARE OF IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, SWITCHING GEARS, SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS THIS SUNDAY IS THE 65th ANNUAL
GRAMMY AWARDS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 65 YEARS
THE GRAMMYS ARE SO OLD THEY'RE STARTING TO NOT KNOW THE PERFORMERS AT THE GRAMMYS.
[ LAUGHTER ] "WHO'S BAD BUNNY?" [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU CAN WATCH THE GRAMMYS ON CBS AND PARAMOUNT PLUS IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'LL BE
WATCHING THE GRAMMYS ON CBS. [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
TICKETS TO BEYONCE'S TOUR GO ON SALE MONDAY. AND TICKETMASTER SAID THAT
DEMAND IS ALREADY 800% HIGHER THAN WHAT'S AVAILABLE. TODAY, THE TICKETMASTER CEO
SHOWED UP TO CONGRESS LIKE, LET'S JUST GET THESE HEARINGS OUT OF THE WAY
LET'S JUST DO IT [ LAUGHTER ] IT'LL BE FUN ON MONDAY WHEN THE
CEO'S ROCKING BACK AND FORTH MUMBLING, "YOU JUST BROKE MY SOUL
YOU JUST BROKE MY SOUL." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, AMAZON SAID
THAT SOME CUSTOMERS ARE ABLE TO GET THEIR DELIVERY ORDERS WITHIN HOURS
YEAH, IT'S CRAZY NOW WHEN YOU DRUNK ORDER STUFF, IT SHOWS UP, YOU'RE STILL
DRUNK. [ LAUGHTER ] COOL, I WANTED THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY. AND FINALLY, A NEW $10 MILLION
SCULPTURE WAS JUST UNVEILED IN NEW YORK CITY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING.
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A WORK OF ART. IT LOOKS LIKE A CHINESE SPY
BALLOON GOING INTO STARBUCKS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT
GIVE IT UP FOR PAUL SHAFFER AND THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS BAND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON, NOW COME ON. >> AND YOU KNOW THAT
>> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW >> COME ON >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. PAUL SHAFFER, RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS BAND >> WHAT A TRIP
THIS IS SURREAL TO BE HERE AFTER ALL THIS TIME. >> Jimmy: I'M SO EXCITED THAT
YOU'RE HERE AND THANKFUL THAT YOU'RE HERE. BUT THIS IS -- WHEN WAS THE
FIRST TIME THIS HAS BEEN -- WHAT? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS IS SUCH
A COINCIDENCE THAT WE'RE HERE TONIGHT, BECAUSE 41 YEARS AGO, THIS VERY WEEK, WAS WHEN
DAVID LETTERMAN CAME ON THE AIR, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT ACROSS THE HALL HERE AT NBC -
>> Jimmy: I THAT RIGHT? >> -- WITH "THE LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> SO, THIS IS, LIKE, OUR 41st ANNIVERSARY THAT WE'RE
CELEBRATING. AND THANKS TO YOU, I HAVE REUNITED THE ENTIRE BAND FROM
"THE LETTERMAN SHOW. WE'RE ALL HERE >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> -- BOYS AND GIRL AND WE'RE
JUST HAVING THE TIME OF OUR LIVES, THANKS TO YOU >> Jimmy: WHEN DAVID LETTERMAN
FIRST STARTED, HE STARTED AS A A MORNING SHOW, RIGHT? >> THAT'S RIGHT, YES
>> Jimmy: AND HE ASKED YOU TO BE THE MUSICAL DIRECTOR? >> I GOT THE CALL FROM HIM TO
DO "THE MORNING SHOW." IT WAS RIGHT AFTER "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
I HAD DONE THE FIRST FIVE SEASONS OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> AND A LITTLE BIT OF PERFORMING AND WRITING
AND THEN, RIGHT, I GOT A CALL. DAVID LETTERMAN IS GOING ON THE AIR AT 10:00 IN THE MORNING,
LIVE AND I -- I TURNED IT DOWN. I TURNED HIM DOWN.
>> Jimmy: YOU TURNED IT DOWN >> I DID >> Jimmy: WHY?
>> COULDN'T GET UP THAT EARLY. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT NO -
>> Jimmy: WHY YEAH, OF COURSE. >> IT JUST DIDN'T SEEM -- I DON'T KNOW
YOU KNOW, BUT LUCKILY FOR ME, WHEN THAT SHOW DIDN'T HAPPEN THEY GAVE HIM ANOTHER SHOT
THEY GAVE HIM "THE LATE SHOW," THE 12:30 SPOT >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND THEY CALLED ME AGAIN AND THIS TIME, I HAD THE SENSE ENOUGH TO SAY YES.
AND YOU KNOW, HERE WE ARE 33 YEARS LATER BETWEEN THE TWO NETWORKS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT -- I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU, AND I WAS
SO HAPPY WHEN I USED TO DO LETTERMAN -- FIRST OF ALL, I WAS A BIG FAN.
I WATCHED THE SHOW I WATCHED "LATE NIGHT" ALL THE TIME
AND I LOVE DAVE. LETTERMAN, HE'S A GENIUS, SO FUNNY.
BUT I REMEMBER WHEN I DID THE SHOW, I WOULD BE NERVOUS TO MEET YOU
BECAUSE, YEAH. I MEAN, I'M SUCH A FAN AND I WAS LIKE SO NERVOUS TO BE
AROUND YOU AND MEET YOU GUYS AND WATCH YOU. BUT YOU NOT ONLY CHANGED THE
GAME AND RAISED THE BAR OF WHAT A BAND CAN DO ON THE SHOW. OBVIOUSLY, DOC SEVERINSEN.
BUT THEN, YOU SHOWED US HOW TO DO -- TAKE IT TO A NEXT LEVEL. AND THEN I THINK YOU CHANGED
THE FACE OF COMEDY AS WELL, IF I MAY SAY. BECAUSE YOU WOULD LAUGH AT A
A JOKE -- YOU TOLD ME BACKSTAGE, BY THE WAY, FOR THE FIRST TWO EPISODES THEY DIDN'T
TURN YOUR MIC ON >> WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER STORY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT, WHEN THEY TURNED YOUR MIC ON AND DAVE TOLD A JOKE, AND SOMETIMES THE
AUDIENCE WOULDN'T REALLY LAUGH BUT YOU WOULD GO, AH [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THAT'S WHEN YOU KNEW IT WAS FUNNY. AND COMEDY NERDS AROUND AT HOME
ARE GOING, "HE'S RIGHT, THAT WAS A FUNNY JOKE, AND THE AUDIENCE JUST DIDN'T GET IT
YET. AND YOU GUYS WENT, AH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD THAT MUCH RESPONSIBILITY, BUT I'M THRILLED TO HEAR IT THOUGH
>> Jimmy: NO NOW, I THINK BECAUSE OF YOU, COMEDIANS EVERYWHERE, COMEDIANS
I KNOW, THEY ALL LAUGH LIKE YOU. >> OH, IS THAT RIGHT
>> Jimmy: EVERY COMEDIAN -- TINA FEY LAUGHS LIKE YOU YOU SEE A FUNNY JOKE, YOU GO,
AH THAT'S YOU [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY'RE DOING YOU. THAT'S PAUL SHAFFER, RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
I'M HONORED. HONORED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> JIMMY, I AM HUMBLED >> Jimmy: THE HONOR. BEYOND HONORED THAT YOU'RE
HERE >> WELL, YOU KNOW, REMEMBER ALL OF US LOOK TO JOHNNY CARSON AS
OUR MODEL. AND HE USED TO HAVE DOC SEVERINSEN AT BAND LEADER
AND ED ON THE PANEL TO TALK TO AND I USED TO SAY, "I'M A COMBINATION OF DOC AND ED.
IN OTHER WORDS, I'M DEAD [ LAUGHTER ] BASICALLY, I'M DEAD.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT, YEAH >> BUT I'M ALIVE TONIGHT
>> Jimmy: COME ON. I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE, BUD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* WHAT A SHOW. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE NEW FILM, "BABY RUBY," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND
ON DEMAND NOW. KIT HARINGTON IS HERE, TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLUS, HE JUST WON A GOLDEN GLOBE FOR HIS ROLE ON THE HIT SERIES "ABBOTT ELEMENTARY,"
WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAYS ON ABC TYLER JAMES WILLIAMS IS HERE, TONIGHT TOO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IT'S FRIDAY. >> Steve: FRIDAY
>> Jimmy: TODAY'S FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF
I CHECK MY INBOX I RETURN SOME EMAILS AND, OF COURSE, SEND OUT THANK
YOU NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS JUST RUNNING A BIT
BEHIND SO, I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, CAN I WRITE OUT
MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW FOR YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PAUL -- PAUL, COULD I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC >> YES, HERE IT IS
* [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: SO SOMBER.
>> Jimmy: SO FUN >> Steve: SO SOMBER. >> Jimmy: THIS IS SO FUN JUST
SEEING THIS AND HEARING THIS I'M HAVING THE GREATEST TIME RIGHT NOW.
* THANK YOU, BEYONCE TOUR, FOR MAKING MY NEWEST HOBBY
REFRESHING TICKETMASTER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
THANK YOU, COCKTAIL SAUCE, FOR BEING AN OVERLY ELEGANT NAME FOR SOMETHING THAT'S 90% HEINZ
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COCKTAIL SAUCE >> Steve: OOH-LA-LA.
MM, CATSUP * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MASSIVE
CHINESE SPY BALLOON OVER MONTANA. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN THIS
YEAR'S MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S GOING TO BE - >> Steve: HEY! >> Jimmy: COMING DOWN FIFTH --
* THANK YOU, SNOW MOBILES, FOR LOOKING LIKE A TRANSFORMER
PLANKING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, NETFLIX CRACKING
DOWN ON SHARED LOGINS, FOR SEVERING OUR LAST TIE TO OUR COLLEGE ROOMMATE
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S IT. NOW WE'RE DONE
GOODBYE. OUT OF MY LIFE >> Steve: YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO
SEE THEM AGAIN >> Jimmy: OUT OF MY LIFE *
THANK YOU, PUFFY COATS, FOR GIVING ME FULL BODY ABS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I'VE GOT A 20-PACK >> Steve: I'VE GOT A WASHING MACHINE.
>> Jimmy: I'VE GOT A 25-PACK * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU,
PAUL SHAFFER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN PEOPLE -- WHEN PEOPLE TALK
ABOUT LEGENDS ON LATE NIGHT TV, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE ON EVERYONE'S TOP TEN LIST
THERE YOU HAVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THERE'S RUMORS OUT
THERE THAT THERE'S A -- THERE'S A "GAME OF THRONES" SPINOFF THAT FEATURES YOUR CHARACTER,
JON SNOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS IT -- IS IT HAPPENING
>> Jimmy: OH, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY, NOW GUYS, BIG NEWS TODAY, OUR
FRIENDS OVER AT FORD ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE PARTNERING WITH ORACLE RED BULL RACING TO
RETURN TO THE FORMULA 1 RACING CIRCUIT. THIS IS GIANT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS MASSIVE. AND JUST -- JUST THINKING ABOUT
IT GOT MY COMPETITIVE JUICES FLOWING. SO, WITH THE HELP OF FORD, I
DECIDED TO CHALLENGE ONE OF THE WORLD'S TOP FORMULA 1 DRIVERS TO A RACE ON A GO-KART TRACK
[ LAUGHTER ] CHECK IT OUT
>> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, I'M HERE AT RPM RACEWAY IN NEW JERSEY, AND
I'M JOINED BY THE BOSS AT FORD, JIM FARLEY NOW JIM, TONIGHT, I'M GOING TO
BE RACING ONE OF THE TOP FORMULA 1 DRIVERS IN THE WORLD, SERGIO "CHECO" PEREZ
>> HUGE. >> Jimmy: I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS BUT BEFORE WE GET INTO THAT, I
WANT TO TALK ABOUT FORD COMING BACK INTO FORMULA 1 RACING >> WE HAVEN'T BEEN IN FORMULA
1 IN 20 YEARS, BUT -- AND WE'RE GOING BACK AND RACING'S GOTTEN HUGE
FORMULA 1'S GOTTEN HUGE IN THE U.S., AND WE WANT TO USE IT TO PROMOTE OUR ELECTRIC VEHICLES,
SO IT'S -- IT MAKES SENSE FOR US >> Jimmy: AND YOU'VE GOT A GOOD
TEAM TOO >> WELL, WE'RE GOING TO JOIN RED BULL
LIKE, THEY'VE BEEN WORLD CHAMPION FOR A COUPLE TIMES. AND --
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT RED BULL YOU GOT A GOOD TEAM. >> I'D -- OH, YEAH
IT'S PERFECT FOR US. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, YOU WOULD DO THIS.
>> YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE SOME CEOs ARE INTO GOLF OR TENNIS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
>> OR YACHTING BUT I LIKE RACING. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH NOW JIM, YOU WERE A RACER
YOURSELF [ APPLAUSE ] LAST YEAR, I GOT TO VISIT YOU
IN DETROIT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU TOOK ME OUT FOR
A SPIN IT WAS SO MUCH FUN >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I LOVED EVERY SINGLE MINUTE OF IT [ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS, KIND OF, A NATURAL IS WHAT I HEARD A LOT OF PEOPLE SAYING -
>> YEAH, YOU WERE. TOTALLY. >> Jimmy: -- AS IT WAS DRIVING
BY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I HANDLED IT VERY
WELL >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: RACING IS IN MY
BLOOD. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT TONIGHT'S
SERIOUS. THERE'S A LOT AT STAKE HERE. PRIDE IS ON THE LINE
>> YES >> Jimmy: SO, YOU HAVE AGREED TO HELP TRAIN TO GET ME READY
FOR THE RACE >> I THINK YOU ARE, LIKE, THE IDEAL CANDIDATE TO BEAT THE
BEST FORMULA 1 DRIVERS IN THE WORLD. YOU'RE PERFECT
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. ARE WE -- DID WE GET THAT ON TAPE
>> YES >> Jimmy: DID WE RECORD IT BECAUSE THAT IS -- FINALLY
SOMEONE'S SAYING THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH.
* [ RACE CAR ENGINE >> FIRST THING WE HAVE TO DO,
IS VISUALIZE YOURSELF BEHIND THE WHEEL. >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> SO, CLOSE YOUR EYES >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND THEN STEER THE WHEEL.
THAT'S IT, YEP SO, YOU'RE RACING RIGHT NOW. AND THEN YOU'RE PRESSING THE
THROTTLE PRESS THE THROTTLE, PRESS THE THROTTLE
AND THEN DON'T FORGET HONKING THE HORN YOU'VE GOT TO HONK THE HORN.
YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS IS GOING TO HELP ME WIN THE RACE?
>> NO, ACTUALLY IT'S FOR MY TIKTOK *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ RACE CAR ENGINE >> Jimmy: OKAY, JIM, IT'S TIME
TO DRIVE THESE THINGS ARE ELECTRIC. THEY'VE BEEN HOOKED UP TO AN
F-150 LIGHTNING ALL DAY LONG >> SO, THAT'S MEANS THEY'RE GOING TO GO REALLY FAST.
SO, LET'S GO TAKE A LAP. >> Jimmy: LET'S DO IT. *
YOU'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. *
DUDE, THIS THING IS AWESOME. MY GOSH. WOO!
>> GOOD JOB, JIMMY >> Jimmy: THIS IS, LIKE, REAL LIFE
HEY -- OH, KART. OH, MY GOSH. [ TIRES SCREECHING ] >> ALL
RIGHT, JIMMY, I THINK YOU'RE READY. IT'S TIME TO SUIT UP
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
ALL RIGHT, CHECO >> JIM, HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> AH, GOOD TO SEE YOU
I MEAN, PRETTY -- PRETTY EXCITING TO HAVE ONE OF THE BEST FORMULA 1 PILOTS IN THE
HISTORY OF THE SPORT HERE IN THE UNITED STATES. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT'S UP, DUDES
WHAT'S UP, CHECO >> NICE SUIT >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS TRYING TO
DO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE AERODYNAMIC. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'M GOING TO GO GET CHANGED. [ RACE CAR ENGINES ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> OKAY, GENTLEMEN, HERE TO OFFICIATE THE RACE IS CHRISTIAN HORNER, THE BOSS OF
THE BACK-TO-BACK WORLD CHAMPIONS ORACLE RED BULL RACING TEAM.
>> OH, THANK YOU AND NOW, LOOK, GUYS, WE WANT TO HAVE A GOOD CLEAN RACE
KEEP IT NICE AND CLEAN OUT THERE. NO BUMPING AND NO BANGING.
BUT GO OUT THERE, HAVE SOME FUN. AND GOOD LUCK.
AND MAY THE BEST MAN WIN >> LET'S GO AND RACE >> Jimmy: I HEARD YOU TOOK A
A DNA TEST TURNS OUT YOU'RE 100% THAT BITCH.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ AUDIENCE OOHS LET'S GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT TO
MESS WITH ME, DUDE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, MY GOD, I GOT AIR IN THAT ONE. [ RACING ENGINES ]
SLOW DOWN, CHEC. * I'M IN THE LEAD.
I'M IN THE LEAD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YES, YES WHOA YES!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHOO WHOO
JIM, WE DID IT WHOO YEAH
WE DID IT. WE DID IT. YES, YES
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THE WINNER.
>> Jimmy: CHAMPION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
JIM FARLEY, CHRISTIAN HORNER, SERGIO "CHECO" PEREZ, AND ALL OF OUR FRIENDS OVER AT FORD AND
RED BULL STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * YOU KNOW * * IT'S NOT THE SAME
YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAME * * YOU KNO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE *
>> Jimmy: CATCH ME COME ON. >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN
EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW FILM, "BABY RUBY," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND
ON DEMAND NOW. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME KIT HARINGTON.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME
LOOK AT THAT >> AH, IT'S BRILLIANT. >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD
DO YOU FEEL THAT LOVE RIGHT THERE FOR KIT HARINGTON. >> SO MUCH LOVE.
>> Jimmy: YES. KIT, LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE - FIRST OF ALL, WELCOME BACK TO
THE SHOW LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, WE DID A BIT CALLED "KIT HARINGTON
STRAIGHT UP GOES FOR IT. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND WERE YOU -- YOU
JUST SANG "DROPS OF JUPITER" BY TRAIN. THAT WAS THE WHOLE BIT
WE ASKED PROBABLY 30 DIFFERENT CELEBRITIES TO DO THIS THROUGHOUT OUR YEARS BEING ON
THE SHOW, AND EVERYONE SAID "NO. YOU --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH THE GUTS TO DO IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WILL NEVER -- I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT.
AND I JUST WANT TO KNOW, FROM THIS APPEARANCE, DID YOU GET ANY OFFERS
JUST TELL US WHAT'S UP [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> UM, WORRYINGLY FEW,
ACTUALLY >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T GET ANYTHING
>> NOT A SINGLE OFFER OF ANYTHING MUSICAL, WHICH WAS SURPRISING TO ME ACTUALLY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I GOT A FEW TEXTS FROM FRIENDS AND FAMILY
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE. >> YEAH. THEY DIDN'T KNOW QUITE WHY I
DID IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID THEY NOT
THEY GO -- BUT THE BEST IS I GO TO YOU, I GO, "KIT, DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS BIT?"
AND YOU GO, "YEAH, I DON'T REALLY SING. I GO, "THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
OF THE --" >> YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT. >> AND THEN I GOT IN HERE, AND
YOU'RE LIKE, "NO ONE -- WE'VE BEEN ASKING PEOPLE TO DO THIS FOR YEARS.
NO ONE'S DONE IT." AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT? >> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH, IT -
[ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU -- >> WHY AM I DOING IT
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU THAT THEN. I WAITED 'TIL YOU DID THE BIT
THEN I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH. YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. HOW'S YOUR SON DOING
>> HE'S GOOD HE'S TWO HE'S -- YEAH, WE THINK HE'S --
WE THINK HE MIGHT BE QUITE SMART. >> Jimmy: OOH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WHICH IS -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S GOOD. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD THING.
>> WELL, IT'S SURPRISING SINCE WE'RE BOTH ACTORS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, WE'RE LIKE -- WE'RE NOT SURE WHERE THAT'S -- WHERE -- QUITE WHERE THAT'S COME FROM
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO BE AN ACTOR? >> WELL -- LIKE, HE LOVES
APPLAUSE WE LIKE -- WE, SORT OF -- EVERY TIME HE DOES SOMETHING GOOD, WE
GIVE HIM APPLAUSE, AND WE'RE WORRYING THAT'S KIND OF PUSHING HIM TOWARDS ACTING
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE'RE A BIT LIKE, "YOU MIGHT BE TOO SMART FOR THIS."
YOU KNOW "GO -- GO SAVE THE WORLD WE'RE THICK, WE HAD NO CHOICE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT, UH, HE'S REALLY GOOD
HE'S ABOUT TO GET THE SHOCK OF HIS LIFE, WHICH IS THAT HE'S ABOUT TO GET A BROTHER OR
SISTER >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SERIOUS? CONGRATULATIONS.
NO WAY >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: PREGNANT
>> YEAH. YEAH THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT A NEW BABY
COMING THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. >> YEAH.
I KNOW, I KNOW YEAH >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED?
ARE YOU NERVOUS? >> I'M SO -- I'M TERRIFIED LIKE, I --
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, AND THE FIRST -- WITH THE FIRST BABY, YOU'RE, LIKE,
WALKING ON CLOUDS AND DANCING THROUGH FIELDS OF DAISIES FOR NINE MONTHS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> WELL, THE MAN IS ANYWAY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT THIS TIME YOU GO, LIKE -- THE REALITY CHECK COMES
MUCH SHORTER YOU'RE LIKE -- YOU GET PRACTICAL REAL QUICK
>> Jimmy: YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU -- WHAT'S IN STORE. >> YEAH, TWO OF THEM
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND -- AND WHAT DOES YOUR SON THINK ABOUT THE NEW BABY
>> HE'S -- I'M NOT SURE HE'S QUITE CONCEPTUALLY UNDERSTOOD IT JUST YET.
HE -- LIKE WE -- WE'RE TRYING TO GET HIM READY FOR IT. WE POINT TO ROSE'S TUMMY AND WE
SAY, "MUMMY'S BABY MUMMY'S BABY." >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
>> AND HE POINTS AT HIS TUMMY AND GOES, "MY BABY." AND WE GO --
[ LAUGHTER ] NOT QUITE SURE THAT'S -- THAT'S -- YEAH
"WELL, YOU'LL -- YOU'LL KNOW SOON ENOUGH. >> Jimmy: YEAH
I SAW THAT YOU -- YOU RECENTLY ATTENDED THE "GAME OF THRONES" CONVENTION --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- IN LOS ANGELES. [ CHEERS ]
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHAT IS THAT LIKE FOR YOU TO GO TO THOSE THINGS? >> IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS A BIT
LIKE GOING BACK IN TIME, YOU KNOW I KNOW IT'S ONLY BEEN FOUR
YEARS OR SOMETHING, BUT IT FEELS LONGER AND I'VE -- I WENT -- I WENT TO
IT AND IT'S NICE SEEING THE FANS AND IT'S KIND OF AMAZING THAT
THAT SHOW HAS STILL GOT SUCH A A FANBASE AND IT'S CONTINUING ON IN ITS OWN WAY.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THERE -- I MEAN, THERE'S RUMORS OUT THERE THAT THERE'S A -- THERE'S
A "GAME OF THRONES" SPINOFF THAT FEATURES YOUR CHARACTER, JON SNOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS IT -- IS IT HAPPENING >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU -- DO YOU WANT TO HAVE IT >> Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH YEAH, I DO WANT TO HAVE IT [ LAUGHTER ]
I DO WANT IT I THINK PEOPLE WOULD LOVE IT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU AS JON SNOW. >> YEAH.
I -- I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ON THAT BUT, I DON'T KNOW, MAN, LIKE,
I -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU -- WHAT
WOULD STOP YOU FROM DOING IT >> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: DON'T YOU -- DO YOU MISS IT AT
ALL? >> I WALK DOWN THE STREET AND, YOU KNOW, I GET RECOGNIZED A
A LITTLE LESS NOWADAYS AND -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, WOW. >> AND IT, KIND OF, HURTS MY EGO, YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M PRETTY CLOSE TO, LIKE, PUTTING ON SOME FURS, BUT --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, IT WOULD -- SO, WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO
DO THIS SPINOFF SERIES WOULD IT TAKE -- DO YOU WANT US TO IGNORE YOU?
>> YEAH, I THINK, LIKE -- IF THIS -- I'VE GOT TALLY IN MY HEAD OF HOW FEW PHOTOS I GET
ASKED FOR IN A DAY >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND WHEN IT GETS BELOW
A CERTAIN NUMBER, I THINK I'LL DO THE SPINOFF, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO FANS OF KIT HARINGTON, DO NOT ASK HIM FOR A PHOTO FOR THE NEXT --
[ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU DO IT FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS, BY MONDAY WE COULD HAVE
AN ANSWER AND WE COULD SEE A A "GAME OF THRONES" SPINOFF RIGHT NOW WITH JON SNOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DO THIS TOGETHER
WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, "BABY RUBY.
CONGRATS ON THIS YOU PLAY A NEW DAD IN THIS FILM, WHICH BY THE WAY, IT
IS -- IT'S A THRILLER. IT'S SCARY >> YEAH, IT'S A KIND OF
THRILLER IT'S A HORROR THRILLER COMEDY THING.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, KIND OF. >> YOU'RE ALLOWED TO LAUGH IN
IT >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALLOWED TO LAUGH A LITTLE BIT, YEAH
>> IT'S -- IT'S FUNNY. IT'S -- SO, IT'S KIND OF -- IT FOLLOWS -- IT'S ABOUT
POSTPARTUM PSYCHOSIS AND ABOUT THE LACK OF CARE THAT YOU MIGHT -- MOTHERS GET AFTER
BIRTH. AND IT HAS IMPORTANT MESSAGES, BUT IT'S REALLY -- IT'S REALLY
NOT ABOUT ME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
NO, NOT ABOUT YOU. >> TO PUT MY EGO ASIDE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU FOR THIS ONE, YEAH. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S KIT HARINGTON IN "BABY RUBY." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> YOU'RE STILL WEARING YOUR
APRON? >> YEAH. WELL, YOUR MESSAGE SAID YOU
WERE IN DANGER SO I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD. AND SHE'S OKAY
SO, NO MORE SNEAKING AROUND WHERE YOU DON'T BELONG STAY HERE.
I'M GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS AND GET CLEANED UP YOU'RE GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE
AND THEN WHEN I COME BACK DOWN, WE CAN TALK, OKAY? MM-HM?
YOU GONNA BE OKAY? >> YES SURE
>> GOOD. >> Jimmy: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON! KIT HARINGTON, EVERYONE. "BABY RUBY" IS IN THEATERS AND
ON DEMAND NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
TYLER JAMES WILLIAMS STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OUR NEXT GUEST JUST WON A GOLDEN GLOBE FOR HIS ROLE IN THE HIT SERIES
"ABBOTT ELEMENTARY," WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON ABC PLEASE WELCOME
TYLER JAMES WILLIAMS
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THERE. WELCOME.
TYLER JAMES -- DO I CALL YOU TYLER JAMES OR TYLER >> TYLER IS FINE
MY MOTHER LOVES THE JAMES. >> Jimmy: SHE DOES >> SHE PUT IT IN -- SHE WANTS
THE WHOLE FULL NAME IN THERE >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS GREAT TO SEE YOUR MOM BACKSTAGE
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOUR DAD >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THEY -- THEY'RE VERY SUPPORTIVE PARENTS >> VERY.
I MEAN, IN ORDER TO BE A CHILD ACTOR, YOU NEED REALLY SUPPORTIVE PARENTS
YOU CAN'T GET TO THE JOBS BY YOURSELF >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE, YEAH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU GOT TO GET AN EXPERIENCE WITH ONE OF YOUR IDOLS AT THE
GOLDEN GLOBES. YOU WON A GOLDEN GLOBE, FIRST OF ALL
CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU WON A GOLDEN GLOBE
>> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU HAVE THAT.
>> IT'S STILL SETTING IN >> Jimmy: FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, THAT'S PART OF YOUR
INTRO. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER.
>> I'M GOING TO HAVE THEM DO THAT AT, LIKE, DINNER RESERVATIONS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING, YEAH, YOU GOTTA DO IT.
>> EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY IT >> Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE
IN THE ROOM -- >> I'M IN THE ROOM - >> Jimmy: WELL, ACTUALLY BEFORE
THE ROOM >> I'M AT THE CARPET, RIGHT? AND THEY STOP ME FROM GOING ON
THE CARPET AND SOMEONE'S CUTTING LINE, AND I'M, YOU KNOW, I'M ABOUT -- MY
EGO'S ABOUT TO GO OFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT THEN IT'S EDDIE MURPHY,
AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"THAT MAKES, YES, LET HIM GO." AND WE HAVE A BRIEF MOMENT ON THE CARPET
SOMEONE SAYS, "CAN YOU GUYS TAKE A PHOTO TOGETHER? AND I'M LIKE, "THAT'S
COMPLETELY UP TO EDDIE MURPHY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S -- HE GETS TO DECIDE
THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> AND HE WAS FINE WITH IT
AND IT -- THAT COULD'VE -- THE NIGHT COULD'VE ENDED FOR ME RIGHT THERE.
I WOULD HAVE BEEN DONE AT THAT I HAD A PHOTO WITH EDDIE MURPHY
IT'S GOING TO GO ON MY MOTHER'S WALL I THINK IT'S ALREADY UP THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S ALREADY ON MOM'S WALL
>> THAT WAS IT IT'S ALREADY ON MOM'S WALL >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER MET
EDDIE MURPHY >> I HAD SEEN HIM IN PASSING I JUST REALLY WASN'T AWARE THAT
HE KNEW WHO I WAS, TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> I REALLY -- I JUST -- I DON'T KNOW YOU DON'T IMAGINE SOMEBODY LIKE
EDDIE MURPHY WATCHING ANYTHING THAT YOU WOULD DO. YOU WIN -- AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW THIS IS EVEN -- >> I HAD NO IDEA. >> Jimmy: YOU WIN, YOU DID YOUR SPEECH, YOU
DID THE WHOLE THING, YOU JUST, WHAT YOU JUST KIND OF ZONE OUT AND
YOU LEAVE? >> OKAY, SO WHEN YOU GET UP THERE AND YOU WIN, WHAT NO ONE
TELLS YOU IS THAT THE LIGHTS ARE REALLY BRIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT IT'S LIKE [ LAUGHTER ] I GUESS I'LL -- I GUESS I'LL
NEVER EXPERIENCE IT. I GUESS I'LL NEVER EXPERIENCE -
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] PLEASE TELL ME WHEN YOU WIN AN AWARD WHAT'S IT LIKE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S COMING JIMMY >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT
>> IT'S GONNA HAPPEN I BELIEVE IN YOU >> Jimmy: YOU WERE GREAT
YEAH, THANK YOU. SO YOU WERE UP THERE. >> I'M UP THERE.
LIGHTS ARE REALLY BRIGHT, RIGHT? SO, I CAN'T REALLY SEE
ANYTHING AND I DON'T KNOW HOW PEOPLE TALK THROUGH THAT AWARD WRAP IT
UP THING 'CAUSE IT STARTS BLINKING IMMEDIATELY.
>> Jimmy: IT'S DISTRACTING, YEAH >> IT'S REALLY RED AND IT'S
ANXIETY INDUCING, SO I'M JUST TRYING TO GET OFF STAGE AS FAST AS I CAN
AND IT WASN'T UNTIL I GOT BACK TO MY SEAT THAT THERE WAS A BUNCH OF TEXT MESSAGES OF
PEOPLE SAYING "EDDIE STOOD FOR YOU. AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN?" LIKE WHAT -- AND THEY SENT ME THE PHOTO.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS. >> AND I'M STILL TRYING TO PROCESS THIS
>> Jimmy: EDDIE MURPHY GAVE YOU A STANDING OVATION [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
[ APPLAUSE ] COME ON. COME ON, THAT'S --
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> I STILL DON'T -- IT STILL HASN'T SET IN.
LIKE, I'M LOOKING AT THAT. AND I'M LIKE, "WOW, JERROD REALLY MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING
GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN --
>> Jimmy: THAT -- THAT WAS FOR YOU. >> THAT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN FOR
ME AND I -- SO I SPENT THE NEXT THREE OR FOUR DAYS AFTER THE
GLOBES TRYING TO GET IN CONTACT WITH EDDIE MURPHY TO SAY, "HEY, I DIDN'T SEE YOU
I'M SO SORRY BUT, YOU MEAN, LIKE, THE WORLD TO ME.
SO, I'M JUST NOW PROCESSING THE GLOBES, BECAUSE I SPENT SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO PROCESS THAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] EDDIE USUALLY WATCHES THE SHOW
SO EDDIE, YOU DID A GOOD THING RIGHT HERE THIS GUY LOVES YOU. >> THANK
YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TYLER, YOU'RE SO
GREAT. "ABBOTT ELEMENTARY." >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: THE FUNNIEST SHOW ON TV IT'S SO GREAT.
>> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: QUINTA BRUNSON, GENIUS IT'S SO GOOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THE BEST. >> Jimmy: GREAT SHOW
>> THE ABSOLUTE BEST. >> Jimmy: IT IS A GREAT, GREAT, FUNNY SHOW
100% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES. YOU CRUSH IT YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU'RE SO FUNNY
ON THAT. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT JUST GOT
ANNOUNCED, IT JUST GOT PICKED UP FOR A THIRD SEASON. >> SEASON THREE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- DO YOU GET DIFFERENT REACTIONS FROM PEOPLE
ON THE STREET NOW THAT YOU'RE ON THIS HIT SHOW >> SO, NOW IT'S REALLY FUN TO
WATCH AND TRY TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE KNOW ME FROM BASED ON THEIR REACTIONS.
>> Jimmy: GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE >> OKAY, SO, LIKE, THE FACE ALWAYS STARTS THE SAME, RIGHT?
IT'S ALWAYS A -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> IF IT'S "EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS" BECAUSE I'M LIKE EVERYBODY'S COUSIN, IT'S -
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW THAT'S THE -- SO, I'M LIKE,
"YEAH. YEAH, FROM THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
>> IF -- I DID A SHOW CALLED "THE WALKING DEAD" FOR A WHILE [ CHEERS ]
IF IT'S THAT, IT'LL BE - 'CAUSE THEY JUST SAW ME DIE, AND THEN -
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> LIKE, IT'S OKAY, Y'ALL. I GET IT >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE REACTION.
>> THE NEW ONE IS FUN. >> Jimmy: OOH? >> IT'S --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH >> IT'S "OH, YOU'VE BEEN SEEING
ME ON 'ABBOTT. YOU THINK I'M SEXY THANK YOU." >> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS TYLER JAMES WILLIAMS IN NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF
"ABBOTT ELEMENTARY." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
RELASCH GOING WITH YOUR STUDENT'S PARENT
>> WORST POSSIBLE WAY TO PHRASE THAT FORMER STUDENT'S PARENT AND
IT'S GOING WELL. IT'S ME AND AMBER'S FIRST VALENTINE'S DAY SO I WANT TO
GET IT RIGHT BOUGHT THREE GIFTS AND I'M STILL TRYING TO DECIDE WHICH
TWO TO SEND BACK >> OH. >> OOH, NAIL BITER. WELL, I DO FANCY MYSELF QUITE
THE GIFT GIVER SO, IF YOU NEED HELP - >> NO.
>> HELLO, EVERYONE SO, I FOUND THIS VALENTINE IN MY MAILBOX SENT FROM, QUOTE, "A
SECRET ADMIRER." CANDY HEART WITH MY NAME ON IT IS THIS FROM ONE OF YOU GUYS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TYLER JAMES WILLIAMS "ABBOTT ELEMENTARY" AIRS
WEDNESDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON ABC MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW EVERYBODY HEY, PAUL, IT'S GRAMMY WEEKEND
>> IT SURE IS GRAMMY WEEKEND >> IT'S A BIG DEAL IT'S A BIG -- WHAT IS YOUR --
WHAT IS YOUR PICK FOR SONG OF THE YEAR >> YOU KNOW, THERE'S SO MANY
GREAT SONGS. FIRST OF ALL, BEYONCE DID ONE OF THE BEST RECORDS OF ALL
TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY DID [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BEYONCE'S GOOD SURE >> I'M GONNA LET YOU FINISH. >>
Jimmy: YOU THINK IT'S BEYONCE? AH, YEAH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. >> TAYLOR SWIFT, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COULD BE THAT.
YEAH >> AND I MEAN, IT COULD BE - BONNIE -- EVEN BONNIE RAITT --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE HAS A GREAT ONE TOO, YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: MINE IS -- MINE IS "AS IT WAS," HARRY STYLES. >> HARRY STYLES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY -- HARRY STYLES, "AS IT WAS," ALL
THE WAY. THAT IS THE SONG OF THE YEAR FOR ME
>> THAT IS AMAZING WELL, WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES IT SONG OF THE YEAR
WHY DO YOU LOVE IT >> Jimmy: IT HAS A BIT OF EVERYTHING THAT I LOVE IN IT
IT HAS -- IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT'S FILLED WITH INFLUENCES FROM ALL MY FAVORITE ARTISTS.
LIKE, LET -- I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN CAN YOU GIVE ME A BEAT
>> SURE. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
THE BEGINNING IS KIND OF LIKE -- IT'S KIND OF LIKE BOWIE.
HAS A BOWIE FLOW TO IT IT'S LIKE -- * HOLDIN' ME BACK *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * GRAVITY'S HOLDIN' ME BACK SAID THE MAN FROM SPAC
WITH A LIGHTNING BOL ON HIS FACE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AND THEN IT STARTS TO REALLY -- IT STARTS TO TAKE OFF WITH THE LYRICS THERE A LITTLE
BIT. NOW IT KIND OF -- IT SOUNDS LIKE BOB DYLAN-LIKE, LIKE VERY,
VERY POETIC KIND OF -- IT'S LIKE -- * ANSWER THE PHONE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HARRY YOU'RE NO GOOD ALON WHY ARE YOU SITTIN' AT HOM
ON THE FLOOR * * WHAT KIND OF PILL ARE YOU ON *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW BUT THEN -- BUT THEN IT'S GOT
THIS, LIKE RAPID-FIRE BRIDGE AT THE END THAT GOES REALLY FAST THAT I LOVE.
IT'S LIKE RIFFING. IT'S ALMOST LIKE A LITTLE ADAM SANDLER AT ONE POINT.
IT'S LIKE -- * [ UNINTELLIGIBLE ADAM SANDLER
NOISES ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF LIKE
THAT IT ALSO COULD BE KIND OF MICK JAGGER-Y TOO.
'CAUSE THERE'S LIKE -- IT'S ALMOST LIKE -- * GO HOME GET AHEAD
LIGHT SPEED INTERNET * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOU
I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT DON'T WANNA TALK NOT THE SAME AS IT WAS *
>> Jimmy: BUT THEN - * THEN THERE'S THE CHORUS.
THERE'S THAT CHORUS THAT JUST -- THAT STICKS IN YOUR HEAD, YOU KNOW
* AND YOU START THINKING TO YOURSELF, IS IT THE SAME AS IT
WAS? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW
* IT'S VERY SPRINGSTEEN ALMOST *
YOU KNOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT?"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "HEY, ANY HARRY FANS OUT THERE TODAY?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "NOT THAT MANY NOT THAT MANY.
YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS GROWING UP ON THE BOARDWALK --" [ LAUGHTER ]
"-- IN JERSEY. YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA.
YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T HAVE TWITTER. *
[ CHEERS ] "NO. WE DIDN'T HAVE TIKTOK.
* "NO, NO. WE DIDN'T HAVE INSTAGRAM."
* [ CHEERS ] "NO, WE DIDN'T HAVE INSTAGRAM,
NO NO, WE HAD -- WE HAD INSTANT GRANDMA.
[ LAUGHTER ] "IT WAS AN OLD LADY. SHE WOULD STAND BY THE FACTORY
WE'D WALK UP TO HER AND WE'D DESCRIBE DIFFERENT THINGS THAT WE -- LIKE A SUNSET OR VARIOUS
BRUNCH ITEMS THAT WE HAD WE'D TELL HER TO - AND SHE WOULD SAY SHE DIDN'T
HAVE THAT TYPE OF BRUNCH WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE, YOU KNOW OR SUNSETS
BUT THAT'S WHAT IT WAS LIKE. I'D SAY, 'MARY, IS THAT THE SAME AS IT WAS?'
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * "I SAID, 'IS THAT THE SAME AS
IT WAS?' [ CHEERS ] *
"IS THAT THE SAME AS IT WAS? ONE TWO THREE FOUR!" *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAM YOU KNOW *
YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAME A YOU KNOW * * YOU KNO
IT'S NOT THE SAME AS YOU KNOW * YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE *
>> Jimmy: CATCH ME COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH HEY, WATCH OUT
* OH, HEY, COME ON BE CAREFUL
* YOU KNO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAME YOU KNOW
YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAME * >> Jimmy: OW, OW * YOU KNOW *
>> Jimmy: OH MY, OW, LET GO! * YOU KNOW IT'S --* >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY WIG.
* YOU KNOW * OW OH MY.
* YOU KNO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAME AS IT WAS *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE NOMINEES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAME YOU KNOW * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
KIT HARINGTON, TYLER JAMES WILLIAMS, PAUL SHAFFER AND THE WORLD'S
MOST DANGEROUS BAND! THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* *