>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DAVE BAUTISTA,
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR, MUSICAL GUEST, BRYAN ADAMS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1789 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
EVERYBODY. WELCOME. WELCOME.
PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, HERE IS SOMETHING
TO CELEBRATE TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF DRY JANUARY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ALL WENT AN
ENTIRE MONTH LYING TO EACH OTHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE. TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS HERE IN NEW YORK CITY TO TALK ABOUT
THE FUNDING FOR HIS INFRASTRUCTURE LAW YEAH, BIDEN'S SPEECH WAS GREAT
BECAUSE FOR 20 MINUTES, THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS GOT A A QUICK LITTLE SNOOZE.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THIS WEEK, BIDEN'S BEEN TOURING THE COUNTRY TO TALK
ABOUT HIS INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN. MEANWHILE, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT ALL THESE VIDEOS THAT
DONALD TRUMP JR. KEEPS RELEASING WHERE HE CAN'T STOP USING AIR QUOTES
[ LAUGHTER ] SEE THIS SO, WE DECIDED TO COMBINE THE
TWO. SO, HERE'S JOE BIDEN'S HEAD ON DON JR.'S BODY
ENJOY. A THOUSAND TRIPS THROUGH THIS TUNNEL
SO, I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS TUNNEL A THOUSAND TIMES. AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN FOLKS TALK
ABOUT HOW BADLY THE BALTIMORE TUNNEL NEEDS AN UPGRADE. YOU DON'T NEED ME TO TELL YOU.
I'VE BEEN THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I -- I ALSO, I FEEL LIKE -- IS IT ME
I THINK LIKE BIDEN'S VOICE IS, KIND OF, SOUNDING LIKE A A JENNIFER COOLIDGE IMPRESSION
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, "YOU DON'T NEED ME TO TELL YOU
OH, MY GOD." [ LAUGHTER ] "I FEEL THE REPUBLICANS ARE
TRYING TO MURDER ME. [ LAUGHTER ] "I CAN GO FOR A HOT TUB REAL
BAD. [ LAUGHTER ] HERE IS SOME BIG NEWS.
ON MAY 11th, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS GOING TO END THE COVID PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY
I'M PRETTY SURE THE PUBLIC ENDED THE HEALTH EMERGENCY A A WHILE AGO.
[ LAUGHTER ] TODAY, I SAW A GUY OPEN A STARBUCKS BATHROOM WITH HIS
TONGUE I GO, "I THINK IT'S OVER OR SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HEY! HEY!
>> Jimmy: LISTEN TO THIS ACCORDING TO RESEARCHERS, AMERICAN DEMOCRACY COULD BE
FAILING BECAUSE ELECTED OFFICIALS ARE GETTING TOO OLD. WELL, A FEW POLITICIANS IN
WASHINGTON WERE QUICK TO RESPOND ABOUT THEM BEING TOO OLD.
FIRST UP, PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID "AGE IS JUST A NUMBER, AND I HAVE MORE ENERGY THAN EVER!"
[ LAUGHTER ] AND BERNIE SANDERS SAID, "IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW OLD YOU ARE, IT'S
ABOUT HOW YOUNG YOU FEEL!" [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THIS SENATOR SAID,
"THIS REPORT IS SUS AND WHOEVER SAID WE'RE TOO OLD IS HELLA MID, NO CAP.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NO CAP I SAW THAT FORMER
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS SUING BOB WOODWARD FOR RELEASING INTERVIEW RECORDINGS THAT TRUMP
SAYS THAT HE NEVER AGREED COULD BE SHARED WITH THE PUBLIC. AND IF YOU LISTEN, YOU CAN
ACTUALLY TELL WHY TRUMP DIDN'T WANT THESE RELEASED. CHECK THESE OUT.
RAPID-FIRE QUESTIONS, MR. PRESIDENT? >> HIT ME.
>> FAVORITE FOREIGN COUNTRY? >> iHOP. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> MOST VALUABLE THING YOU OWN >> THE CONSTITUTION. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> FAVORITE NUT? >> KIM JONG-UN [ LAUGHTER ]
>> RELIGIOUS LEADER? >> TIE MOTHER TERESA AND PAPA JOHN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> BEST SEQUEL >> "TOP GUN.
>> WORST SEQUEL? >> DON JR. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
>> FINISH THIS SENTENCE. "I LOVE MY -- >> PILLOW.
>> GREATEST LOSS IN LIFE >> TWITTER >> DESCRIBE RON DeSANTIS IN ONE
WORD >> TOTAL MORON [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S TWO WORDS. [ APPLAUSE ]
ONE WORD DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? AMID ALL THE CONTROVERSY,
CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS SAID THAT HE IS TEMPORARILY STEPPING DOWN FROM HIS HOUSE COMMITTEE
ASSIGNMENTS. [ CHEERS ] IN A STATEMENT, SANTOS SAID,
"I'VE DECIDED NOT TO SERVE ON ANY HOUSE COMMITTEES." THEN HE SAID, "BECAUSE I'M TOO
BUSY REHEARSING FOR THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW." [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN HE SAID, "WHICH IS HARD TO DO WHEN YOU'RE ALSO THE STARTING QUARTERBACK FOR THE
CHIEFS." [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, HE SAID "NOW IF
YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GET READY TO GET PULLED OUT OF A A HOLE AND SAY HOW MUCH WINTER
WE'VE GOT LEFT THAT'S RIGHT I, GEORGE SANTOS, AM
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
WELL, SOME MOVIE NEWS. TODAY, WARNER BROTHERS ANNOUNCED THAT "THE BATMAN II"
STARRING ROBERT PATTINSON WILL BE RELEASED IN OCTOBER OF 2025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NOT TO BE OUTDONE, MARVEL JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THERE'S EIGHT NEW MOVIES COMING OUT TOMORROW
AND YOU HAVE TO SEE THEM ALL [ LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, THE WEATHER HAS BEEN
CRAZY THIS WINTER. SOME PLACES HAVE A TON OF SNOW OTHERS HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY.
BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE, WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING A WEATHER REPORT, YOU JUST WANT TO SKIP
THE BORING PARTS AND GET RIGHT TO THE IMPORTANT STUFF WELL, TURNS OUT YOU CAN.
FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU'RE WATCHING A REPORT, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART.
>> GOOD MORNING. WELL, OBVIOUSLY WE'RE GETTING A NICE BREAK FROM THE RAIN
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU GO RIGHT TO THIS PART
A PART OF THE PASSAIC RIVER IN
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS DOING >> Steve: WHAT THE MAYBE IT WAS TWO JESUSES
>> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE. YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART
SLIPPING AND SLIDING OUT THERE ON THE WEATHER DECK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> TOOK A LOOK AT THIS WIDE VIEW HERE OF THE WEATHER DECK. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU CAN GO
RIGHT TO THIS PART
OVER AND --
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT DID NOT FEEL GOOD
>> Steve: OW, OW >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN -- YOU CAN SKIP THIS
PART
>> 58 RIGHT NOW IN THE TWIN CITIES
IT'S A COMFORTABLE TUESDAY NIGHT. 46 IN HINCKLEY
57 IN MARSHALL >> Jimmy: AND GO RIGHT TO THIS
>> IN WINONA -- OOH, THAT'S
FUNKY. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAD ME --
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS WANT ONE JENNIFER OR TWO?
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE IS A FINAL EXAMPLE.
YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART
SO, I GOT MY TRUSTY STOPWATCH. AND HERE THEY COME DOWN THE
HILL >> Jimmy: AND GO RIGHT TO THIS
AND HERE COMES ALAN --
[ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> THAT WAS A BAD IDEA
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: SO MUCH BETTER WOW!
>> Steve: THAT'S A 360 >> Jimmy: WOW! [ LAUGHTER ]
WHEW GUYS, GET THIS, I READ THAT WHOLE FOODS IS ASKING SUPPLIERS
TO LOWER THEIR PRICES. YEAH WE'VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE
EVEN WHOLE FOODS CAN'T AFFORD WHOLE FOODS. [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, I HEARD ABOUT A A 22-YEAR-OLD BASKETBALL COACH WHO WAS FIRED AFTER SHE
ALLEGEDLY POSED AS A A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND PLAYED IN A JV BASKETBALL GAME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEP, THE COACH WAS FIRED BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, SHE WAS JUST
SELECTED TO REPLACE GEORGE SANTOS ON TWO HOUSE COMMITTEES
[ LAUGHTER ] ISN'T THAT AMAZING [ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S NOT ALL BAD FINALLY, EVERYONE, IT IS TUESDAY.
IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO, EVERYONE
WETWEET *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD
POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS
AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT.
YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS [ CHEERS ]
GOOD YOU CAN VOTE -- YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM, YOU CAN VOTE
FOR NONE OF THEM, WHATEVER YOU WANT AND WE'LL SEE THE RESULTS LIVE
HOPEFULLY YOU VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU HAVE
CLICKERS, TOO? >> Steve: GOT IT >> Tariq: UH-HUH
>> Jimmy: EVERY VOTE COUNTS. WHATEVER GET -- WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE'RE
GOING TO TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW SO THAT YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY FOR
THIS [ CHEERS ] FIRST TWEET IS "NO ONE HAS
PHONED IT IN HARDER THAN THE GUY WHO NAMED BLUEBERRIES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW. * >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE JOKE.
>> Steve: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE -- NO ONE
HAS PHONED IT IN HARDER. "I GOT A GOOD NAME FOR THOSE THINGS
BLUEBERRIES. WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: THIS MIGHT GET NEGATIVE >> Jimmy: OH, MY -- YOU
VOTED -- IT'S GONNA BE NEGATIVE VOTES? >> Steve: YEAH, I THINK IT'LL
BE NEGATIVE. >> Jimmy: I THINK -- I DON'T KNOW --
WOW, I MEAN, IT WAS A STUNNED SILENCE. >> Steve: YEAH, IT WAS A
A STUNNED SILENCE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
YOU SAY 50%, LESS THAN 50% >> Steve: YEAH YEAH
>> Jimmy: I, KIND OF, AGREE WITH YOU TARIQ, WHAT DO YOU THINK
>> I'M GOING TO AGREE WITH HIGGINS ON THIS ONE. >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T VOTE?
YOU ALWAYS VOTE YES. >> Questlove: YES. I VOTE YES
>> Jimmy: BUT ON THIS ONE, DID YOU? >> Questlove: I KIND OF DID,
YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, VERY
HONEST VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
[ DRUM ROLL >> Jimmy: OOH, MY GOD. >> Steve: OH, YEAH
[ AUDIENCE OOHS [ SAD TUBA ] >> Steve: THIRTY THIRDS.
>> Jimmy: THAT -- WAS IT THAT BAD? [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S NOT AN ORIGINAL NAME OF BLUBERRIES >> Steve: NO
>> Jimmy: THIS GUY KIND OF PHONED IT IN A LITTLE BIT. >> Steve: MORE LIKE A SENTENCE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE HERE SAYS, "BATMAN HAS EVERY PIECE
OF TECHNOLOGY AND THE ONLY WAY TO CONTACT HIM IS A LIGHT IN THE SKY?
[ LAUGHTER ] * THIS IS GOT TO BE A --
>> Steve: THIS IS GOING TO BE BETTER >> Jimmy: YOU GOT A BAT PHONE.
HE'S GOT EVERYTHING. >> Steve: YOU CAN'T CALL HIM >> Jimmy: NO, HE HAS TO KEEP
LOOKING OUT HIS WINDOW AND GO, "NO, NOT YET." >> Steve: ANYBODY?
NO >> Jimmy: "NO, THEY DON'T NEED ME YET."
ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE I FEEL BETTER ABOUT THIS ONE
OH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: NOW I KNOW THAT
YOUR -- NOW I KNOW THAT YOUR THUMB'S UP BUTTON WORKS, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ] I WAS WORRIED -- I WAS WORRIED FOR A SECOND
ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "IS IT ME OR DO OWLS LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE A BIT OF A 'TUDE?"
[ LAUGHTER ] * [ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUM ROLL
YEAH, NOT BAD. >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: BATMAN BATMAN STILL IN THE LEAD >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT UP, IT SAYS, "WE DID
EVERYTHING WE COULD. CAULIFLOWER JUST WASN'T READY TO GO SOLO."
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] WE TRIED IT.
WE TRIED AS HARD AS WE COULD NOT GOING TO WORK. NOT GOING TO BE A THING.
>> Steve: PEOPLE TRIED >> Jimmy: PEOPLE TRIED HARD. THEY TRIED WITH KALE
KALE, KIND OF, TOOK OFF FOR A LITTLE BIT >> Steve: YEAH
BRUSSELS SPROUTS TOOK OFF. >> Jimmy: TWO GOOD RECORDS >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: CAULIFLOWER, IT AIN'T -- JUST NOT GOING TO DO IT
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. [ DRUM ROLL
OH, WOW. >> Steve: OH, WOW. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
NO, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE CHOSE -- SOME PEOPLE CHOSE NOT TO PLAY
AT ALL [ LAUGHTER ] NOT -- I'M NOT GOING TO WASTE
MY B -- MY ENERGY TO TYPE IN THAT BUTTON THERE. ALL RIGHT, THIS LAST ONE HERE
IS, "RIGHT NOW, PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL IS IN HIS HOLE, FRANTICALLY REFRESHING
WEATHER.COM. [ LAUGHTER ] *
I FEEL LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE -- >> Steve: I LIKE THIS ONE.
* >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BATMAN. >> Tariq: YEAH, BATMAN
>> Jimmy: IT'S GOTTA BE. IT'S GOTTA BE. >> Tariq: BATMAN FOR THE WIN
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO HERE
[ DRUM ROLL OOH, NOT BAD *
THE WINNER IS BATMAN OH, MY GOD [ BELL DINGING ]
>> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: "BATMAN. A LIGHT IN THE SKY."
I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED,
GIVE IT A LIKE GIVE IT A "WETWEET" AND ENJOY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
DAVE BAUTISTA IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOVE THAT DUDE
ALSO, ONE OF MY FAVORITES, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR IS JOINING US
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND MY MAN, WE GOT MUSIC FROM BRYAN ADAMS TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> THESE ARE MY FUN GLASSES. THEY'RE PRETTY EASY TO MAKE.
I JUST BEDAZZLED A LEFTOVER PAIR OF GLASSES FROM NEW YEAR'S EVE 2008
>> I JUST LOVE THAT THEY'RE VINTAGE. HOLD ON.
LET ME TAKE A MENTAL PICTURE >> WHERE ARE THESE GOING >> I AM POSTING THOSE ON MY
BRAIN PINTEREST. >> Jimmy: WELL, HI, Y'ALL. WELCOME TO TODD TAFT'S ODD
CRAFTS PODCAST [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M TODD TAFT.
NOW, ON THIS SHOW, WE TAKE A A LOOK AT THE WEIRD AND WONDERFUL WORLD OF D-I-Y
KNICKKNACKS THAT YOU CAN T-R-Y AT HOME. [ LAUGHTER ]
TODAY WE'RE JOINED BY ONE OF MY FAVORITE CRAFTERS, BUT IT'S HIS FIRST TIME ON THE SHOW AND HE'S
A LITTLE NERVOUS SO PLEASE JOIN ME IN GIVING A WARM WELCOME TO
CAROLE ST. JAMES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI, CAROLE
HI >> HI, TODD. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
COMING ON THE SHOW >> I'M SORRY, TODD I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND, BUT MY
HANDS ARE JUST COVERED IN MOD PODGE. >> Jimmy: OH, I'VE BEEN THERE,
CAROLE WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR US TODAY? >> WELL, MY FIRST ONE -- AND
THIS IS REALLY SPECIAL TO ME, TODD THIS IS A LITTLE PET SHEEP
>> Jimmy: WELL, LOOK AT THAT >> AND ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE THESE ARE TOOTHPICKS, A COTTON
BALL, AND THE SECRET INGREDIENT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SECRET INGREDIENT, WHAT'S THAT, IMAGINATION [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> THOSE LITTLE GOOGLY EYES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AH
THAT'S PRECIOUS. DOES IT HAVE A -- DOES IT HAVE A NAME
>> WELL, THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT THESE, TODD. YOU CAN NAME THEM WHATEVER YOU
WANT, BECAUSE THEY'RE YOURS. BUT THIS ONE IS NAMED DIABLO [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE HE IS TROUBLE. >> Jimmy: HE -- HE LOOKS LIKE A RASCAL THAT JUST WANTS TO
STAY UP ALL NIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] HE -- HE LOOKS LIKE HE WOULDN'T
WEAR HIS SEATBELT IN THE CAR [ LAUGHTER ] >> NOT DIABLO.
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU WON'T -- YOU WON'T BE COUNTING HIM BEFORE BED.
>> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, LET ME PUT THIS LITTLE
GUY AWAY BEFORE MY HEART JUST MELTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
I LOVE THIS SHEEP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELL, SO CAROLE,
HOW -- HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH YOUR NEXT ITEM >> WELL, MY NEXT ITEM, WHEN I
WAS YOUNG -- THIS IS A GREAT STORY, TODD. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WHEN I WAS YOUNG, MY DAD SAT ME DOWN AND HE GAVE ME A CAN
AND SOME YARN. AND HE SAID, "BOY, GO MAKE SOMETHING.
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO I CAME UP WITH THIS. >> Jimmy: MM-HM.
[ LAUGHTER ] NOW -- NOW, WHAT DO -- WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?
>> WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> I WAS IN "THE DEVIL WEARS
PRADA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ANNE HATHAWAY?
>> CLOSE CAN HATHAWAY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HEY. >> CAN HATHAWAY. >> Jimmy: HEY, THAT ACTUALLY
REMINDS ME, I ACTUALLY COOKED SOMETHING UP AFTER THE NEW YEAR
AND I THINK IT'S PRETTY CRAFTY >> I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE
IT I'M GOING TO SEE IT AS WELL. THESE ARE MY FUN GLASSES
[ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS >> HELLO FASHION POLICE
NO CRIME HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY'RE PRETTY EASY
TO MAKE. I JUST BEDAZZLED A LEFTOVER PAIR OF GLASSES FROM NEW YEAR'S
EVE 2008 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I JUST LOVE THAT THEY'RE
VINTAGE. HOLD ON. LET ME TAKE A MENTAL PICTURE
[ LAUGHTER ] LET ME TAKE ANOTHER ONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] WHERE ARE THESE GOING? >> I AM POSTING THOSE ON MY
BRAIN PINTEREST. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAN ACTUALLY HAVE
YOUR OWN PAIR, 'CAUSE I MADE TWO OF THESE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, MYLANTA >> Jimmy: TRY THOSE ON [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THAT MY GLASSES ARE ON * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: STOP IT. YOU'RE TOO MUCH. I DON'T WANT MY NEIGHBOR
COMPLAINING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE DOWN
TO OUR LAST CRAFT. >> OH, WHAT IS IT? >> Jimmy: WELL, HERE'S A HINT.
IT'S CUTE. IT'S GOT FRUIT AND IT'S PERFECT FOR YOUR TINY
COMMUTE. >> I GIVE UP >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT
>> LOOK AT THAT. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- I DIDN'T KNOW HOW I WAS GONNA
MAKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] TA-DA.
NOW DON'T BE FOOLED BECAUSE THIS THING GOES BERRY FAST [ LAUGHTER ]
I ACTUALLY -- I ACTUALLY DRANK A 5-HOUR ENERGY RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, I COULD JUST TELL YOU WERE ON SOMETHING.
>> Jimmy: YOU COULD, YEAH. >> I COULD I COULD TELL YOU WERE ON
SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: IF IT LASTS LONGER THAN FIVE HOURS, I HAVE TO CALL
A DOCTOR [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
THAT LITTLE CAR JUST TOOK A DNA TEST >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
>> AND IT CAME BACK THAT IT IS 100% THAT KITSCH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU WANT IT? >> ARE YOU SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE SAYING?
>> Together: CRAFT SWAP! [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU WANT THAT-
OH ACTUALLY -- ACTUALLY I LIKE IT -
YOU THINK MAYBE DIABLO CAN RIDE THIS >> NO, STOP IT
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT THAT'S WHAT -- THAT'S WHAT TEAMWORK IS RIGHT THERE.
THERE HE GOES. LOOK AT HIM THERE. >> WAIT A MINUTE
[ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE AWS ] DIABLO'S NOT WEARING A
A SEATBELT SOMEONE CALL NINE-FUN-FUN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S DIABLO'S WORLD, WE'RE JUST LIVING IN IT THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
TODAY'S PODCAST. MY THANKS TO CAROLE ST. JAMES. CAROLE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN
ME - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME IN
SINGING OUT TO BREAK >> DOES A RAISIN GET AN -- DOES A RAISIN GET AN INVITE TO
A WRINKLE CONVENTION [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR * * MAKING LITTLE TREASURES
OUT OF LITTLE BITS OF TRAS IT'S TODD TAFT'S ODD CRAFTS PODCAST *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH, CAROLE
IT'S A PLEASURE. I KNOW YOU HAVE MOD PODGE ALL OVER YOU, BUT THIS WAS GREAT
LOOK AT DIABLO DIABLO'S THERE HE ISN'T WEARING A SEATBELT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> TRUE STORY, A LONG TIME AGO FREDDIE WENT OUT WITH JIMMY AND
HIS PARENTS. >> Jimmy: MY MOM AND DAD >> AND -- YES.
AND, UM, A FEW DRINKS WERE HAD AND THE NEXT THING - >> Jimmy: THEY LOVED HIM SO
MUCH >> OH, OH, YEAH. I THINK THEY WERE -- I MEAN, WE
WERE PLANNING TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS.
A TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE BIG NEW M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN FILM, "KNOCK AT THE CABIN"
WHICH IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY PLEASE WELCOME, DAVE BAUTISTA!
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: NICE TO FINALLY SEE YOU. NICE TO FINALLY SEE YOU.
I SAW YOUR LOOK ALIKE EARLIER TODAY. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AS YOU THE
WHOLE DAY. >> YEAH, THIS IS THE REAL ME THIS ISN'T EVEN THE REAL ME.
THIS IS THE TALK SHOW ME >> Jimmy: OH, IS IT? I LIKE THIS GUY.
I LIKE THIS GUY EITHER WAY THANKS FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW
YOU KNOW, I'M A BIG FAN. I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, ON "GLASS ONION.
A BIG HIT MOVIE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE BIGGEST FILMS.
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU GOT TO REUNITE WITH DANIEL CRAIG
>> I DID YEAH, I GOT TO REUNITE WITH HIM.
AND IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE GETTING TO KNOW HIM ALL OVER AGAIN
AND HE WAS SUCH -- REALLY SUCH -- 'CAUSE HE'S SO DIFFERENT THEN WHEN HE'S
FILMING "BOND. WHEN HE FILMS "BOND," I THINK HE JUST HAS SO MUCH --
YOU KNOW, IT'S SO STRESSFUL AND HE'S GOT SO MUCH WEIGHT AND SO PHYSICAL IT TAKES A TOLL ON
HIM. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO HANG OUT WITH HIM MUCH WHEN HE'S
BOND >> WE HUNG OUT -- NO, NOT THAT MUCH
KIND OF, YOU KNOW, IN BETWEEN TAKES THEY KIND OF DRAGGED HIM OFF AND THEY PROBABLY WERE
ICING HIM UP AND PREPARING HIM HE REALLY PHYSICALLY PUTS HIMSELF THROUGH IT ON "BOND.
>> Jimmy: DIDN'T YOU BREAK HIS LEG OR SOMETHING >> I DID NOT BREAK HIS LEG
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU BROKE HIS LEG OR SOMETHING
>> I DID NOT BREAK HIS LEG >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU BROKE JAMES BOND'S -
>> FOR THE RECORD, I DID NOT BREAK HIS LEG. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT DID HE HAVE A MISHAP WHERE HIS LEG ENDED UP BROKEN
>> HIS KNEE NEEDED SURGERY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? >> BUT IT WAS NOT MY FAULT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> WE WERE TUSSLING AROUND AND HIS KNEE POPPED AND -- [ LAUGHTER ]
SO, YEAH THEN WE WERE TUSSLING AROUND SOME MORE AND MY NOSE WAS
BROKE. THIS WAS THE TRAIN FIGHT SCENE AND IT WAS REALLY ONE OF THE
HARDEST FIGHT SCENES I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. >> Jimmy: BUT I DID READ THAT
THOUGH, RIGHT? THE LEG THING AND THEN HE HAD TO WAIT TILL IT HEALED
THEN, YOU HEALED AND YOU DID THE SCENE AGAIN, AND YOU AND BROKE YOUR NOSE.
>> YEAH. IT'S LIKE SPLATTERED ALL OVER. >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH
>> HE WENT, "I BROKE HIS NOSE. I BROKE HIS NOSE." I SAID, "YOU DID
BUT I'M ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M A WRESTLER
I CAN DO THIS. AND THEN -- YEAH AND THEN, THERE WERE FILMING "GLASS ONION" AND
WE WERE IN GREECE. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL DAY AND WE WERE SITTING THERE IN
BEAUTIFUL, COMFORTABLE CLOTHES I JUST LOOKED AT HIM, I SAID, "MAN, ISN'T IT GREAT THAT WE'RE
ON A FILM WHERE WE'RE NOT BEATING THE [ BLEEP ] OUT OF EACH OTHER?"
[ LAUGHTER ] AND HE JUST STARTED LAUGHING, BUT IT WAS
>> Jimmy: JUST TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER YOU'RE BOTH GOOD DUDES
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY"
BECAUSE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE BELOVED
BUT YOU JUST CONFIRMED THAT THIS YEAR WILL BE THE LAST TIME WE'LL SEE YOU AS DRAX.
[ AUDIENCE AWWs >> I THINK -- YEAH I THINK -- YEAH, IT'S WEIRD.
I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S, LIKE, NEWS I FEEL LIKE IT'S -- YOU KNOW,
SO THIS IS MY SEVENTH FILM AS DRAX >> Jimmy: IS IT SEVEN?
>> YEAH, SEVEN AND MY THIRD "GUARDIANS. IT WAS LIKE OUR TRILOGY.
THAT'S KIND OF WHAT WE ALL SIGNED UP FOR WAS TO DO THE TRILOGY.
I THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE -- YOU KNOW, THIS WILL BE THE LAST VERSION OF OUR "GUARDIANS OF
THE GALAXY." AND IT'S - >> Jimmy: IS IT HARD TO WALK
AWAY >> IT'S HARD, BUT IT'S TIME. IT'S LIKE TIME AND IT'S THE
PERFECT EXIT WE ALL HAD THOSE PERFECT KIND OF CHARACTER ARCS AND SUCH A
A STORYBOOK ENDING I CONSTANTLY RELATE IT TO THE WAY I ENDED MY WRESTLING
CAREER I ENDED IT ON A STORYBOOK NOTE AND I WOULD NEVER GO BACK AND
TARNISH THAT AND IT'S THE SAME WITH THIS. WITH DRAX, I JUST GOT TO END
THE PERFECT WAY. AND I WOULD NEVER SIGN UP FOR ANOTHER, YOU KNOW, JOB AS DRAX
JUST TO GET A PAYCHECK IT'S JUST, I WOULD TARNISH THAT AND I WON'T DO IT.
>> Jimmy: REALLY I RESPECT THAT I LOVE THAT.
[ APPLAUSE ] YOU DID SUCH A GREAT JOB WE'LL MISS DRAX.
BUT I DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR WWE CAREER BECAUSE WE GOT TO KNOW YOU AS BATISTA
AND LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, WE SHOWED AN ACTION FIGURE
AND THAT WAS COOL. AND WE SAW THAT THERE'S A NEW ONE OUT.
I JUST WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE HERE IS THE NEW ACTION FIGURE FOR BATISTA OUT NOW.
LOOK AT THIS AND I LIKE THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH YOU LOOK GOOD. MY QUESTION IS THIS, THOUGH.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS CAN SEE THIS CAN YOU ZOOM IN?
WHY IS THERE A TABLE LAMP? [ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT A --
THAT'S A LAMP? >> THAT IS A QUESTION FOR THE AGES
I DON'T KNOW YOU KNOW, THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE THIS IS KIND OF A REPOP
OF MY ORIGINAL ONE WHICH IS ONE OF MY FIRST ACTION -- MY FIRST SOLO ACTION FIGURE
AND FOR SOME REASON, IN THAT ONE, THEY STUCK A FLOOR LAMP IN
AND I COULD NEVER FIGURE IT OUT. >> Jimmy: DID YOU DO SOMETHING
>> BATISTA COMPLETE WITH FLOOR LAMP >> Jimmy: YES, SO, YOU HAVE
A FLOOR LAMP IN THIS ONE >> AND THIS ONE HAS -- [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THIS ONE NOT ONLY HAS A LAMP, BUT IT HAS EXTRA HANDS AND I DON'T --
[ LAUGHTER ] AM I -- DO I TAKE OFF MY HANDS OR REPLACE THEM WITH HANDS TO
REMOVE TO PLACE -- TO GENTLY PLACE THE LAMP ON THE TABLE? >> Jimmy: DID YOU DO BITS?
DID YOU THROW LAMPS? >> NEVER NOBODY -
AS FAR AS I KNOW, NOBODY IN THE HISTORY OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING HAS EVER USED A LAMP
AS A FOREIGN OBJECT. >> Jimmy: WHERE WOULD YOU FIND A LAMP
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHERE WOULD YOU PLUG IT IN >> WHY DID THEY PUT A LAMP
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT IT'S YOUR THING NOW. >> SOMEBODY TELL ME.
I GUESS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR THING NOW.
>> I DO LOVE -- I LOVE SOME INTERIOR DESIGN. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT CAN'T BE WHY. >> I KNOW THAT SOUNDS FUNNY, BUT I DO LOVE --
>> Jimmy: YEAH WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING >> I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH MAYBE WE'LL SEE IT SOME TIME ON A HGTV SHOW WHERE YOU'RE
LIKE - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING AND IT'LL FINALLY BE REVEALED
WHY. >> LIGHTBULB >> Jimmy: YEAH
LITERAL -- LITERAL LIGHTBULB HELLO. >> AND THAT'S OUR NEXT SKIT.
>> Jimmy: GOTTA CALL NINE-FUN-FUN EXACTLY.
>> SOMEBODY CALL NINE-FUN-FUN. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "KNOCK AT THE CABIN.
THIS IS SCARY. I MEAN, THIS IS A THRILLER M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN
ONE OF THE GREATEST OUT THERE. >> I LOVE HIM, MAN >> Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE.
>> I JUST LOVE HIM >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE GREAT IN THE MOVIE.
YOU GUYS -- HE'S A GOOD DIRECTOR, HUH? >> YEAH.
HE'S A MASTER DIRECTOR BUT HE'S ALSO JUST A GOOD HUMAN BEING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> MORE IMPORTANTLY, HE'S A GOOD HUMAN BEING
>> Jimmy: DO YOU -- YOU WORK OBVIOUSLY WELL TOGETHER. BUT HOW DID YOU GET HOOKED UP
WITH HIM DID HE FIND YOU? DID YOU FIND HIM
>> WELL, HE ORIGINALLY -- SO MY AGENT SENT ME AN EMAIL IT SAID THAT NIGHT WANTED TO
TALK TO ME >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO, I FLIPPED OUT
BECAUSE I'VE LINED UP TO WORK WITH MASTER DIRECTORS. AND SO, I FLIPPED OUT.
I SENT THEM BACK ABOUT 20 EMAILS WITH 20 QUESTIONS. "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO IS THERE A FILM?
IS THERE A PROJECT?" AND THEY SAID "NO. I MEAN, WE DON'T KNOW.
HE WON'T SAY." AND HE'S -- NIGHT IS VERY SECRETIVE ABOUT HIS PROJECTS
ANYWAY, THEY SET UP THE CALL AND I FANNED OUT I FANBOYED FOR ABOUT AN HOUR
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS >> Jimmy: YEAH GOOD
>> THAT'S WHAT OUR CALL WAS. >> Jimmy: WHY NOT? >> AND THEN I WAS EXPECTING HIM
TO TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING, I'M WAITING FOR IT WAITING FOR IT
AND IT NEVER CAME. HE SAID, "OKAY, WELL, IT WAS GREAT TALKING TO YOU."
AND I GOT OFF THE CALL I HAD TO CALL MY AGENTS AND SAY HE DIDN'T MENTION ANYTHING
AND SO, ANYWAY, WE HAD ABOUT TWO MORE OF THOSE CALLS. AND THEN FINALLY, I THINK IT
WAS AFTER THE THIRD ONE, HE FINALLY SAYS, "WELL, YOU KNOW, I GOT A PROJECT I'VE BEEN
WORKING ON I THINK I HAVE A ROLE FOR YOU. ARE YOU INTERESTED?"
I SAID, "YES, OF COURSE I'M INTERESTED." SO, HE SENT ME THE SCRIPT.
I READ IT. AND IT WAS VERY LATE AT NIGHT. AND THE NEXT MORNING, I CALLED
HIM AND I SAID, "I'D KILL FOR THIS ROLE. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO
WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL FOR THIS ROLE?" HE SAID, "YOU DON'T HAVE KILL
ANYBODY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. I WANT YOU FOR THIS ROLE."
HE SAID, "DAVE, BASICALLY, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOU AND WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU WERE
AND BASICALLY YOU ARE THIS GUY. SO, YEAH
HE SAYS "YOU'RE PERFECT FOR THIS ROLE. IT WAS TAILOR-MADE FOR YOU."
>> Jimmy: DID YOU READ THE ENDING AND DID YOU READ THE WHOLE THING, THE WHOLE SCRIPT?
>> I DID ON THIS ONE, BECAUSE I'M VERY INVOLVED IN THE ENDING
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT TYPICALLY, I -- YOU'RE STOOGING ME OUT.
>> Jimmy: AGAIN, I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH >> I AM GUILTY OF NOT READING
THE ENDINGS OF SCRIPTS OF MOVIES I'M IN BECAUSE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "GLASS ONION" I READ THAT YOU DIDN'T READ THE ENDING
>> I DIDN'T. NO I HOPE RIAN'S NOT PISSED AT ME
I TOTALLY DIDN'T >> Jimmy: NO, BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE SURPRISED?
>> I DO. I WANT TO -- I'M A FAN I WANT TO GO -- IF I'M NOT
INVOLVED IN THE END, I WANT TO GO AND I WATCH IT LIKE A FAN >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE IN
IT YOU HAVE TO READ THE SCRIPT. >> YEAH, BUT I KIND OF CAN GET
A SENSE OF WHAT I NEED TO DO JUST BY -- [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M NOT UNPROFESSIONAL I KNOW MY DIALOGUE >> Jimmy: YOU DO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE VERY PROFESSIONAL >> YEAH, I WANT TO BE
SURPRISED. >> Jimmy: WELL, THIS ONE'S ANOTHER M. NIGHT SCARY
THRILLER HOW DO WE SET IT UP FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY
>> I'M SO BAD AT THIS. >> Jimmy: I KNOW I SHOULD BE GOOD AT THIS
>> SO, I SAY THAT -- ALL RIGHT. SO, THERE'S FOUR STRANGERS WHO
SHOW UP UNINVITED TO THIS CABIN TO CONVINCE THIS WONDERFUL FAMILY THAT THEY HAVE TO
SACRIFICE ONE OF THE FAMILY MEMBERS IN ORDER TO PREVENT THE APOCALYPSE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FOR REAL THESE FOUR STRANGERS SHOW UP TO
A FAMILY, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT'S UP?" >> LOOK, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
HAVE TO KILL ONE OF THE FAMILY MEMBERS. >> Jimmy: ONE OF YOU HAVE TO
DIE -- >> OR THE WORLD'S GONNA END. >> Jimmy: -- OR THE WORLD'S
GONNA END. SO CHOOSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, IT'S -- YEAH IT GOES THERE. AND IT'S -- ACTUALLY IT'S
UNBELIEVABLE IT'S A SUPER FUN RIDE. IT'S INSANE.
I DON'T WANT TO EVEN SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS BUT MAN, OH, MAN
FANTASTIC. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S DAVE BAUTISTA IN "KNOCK
AT THE CABIN." CHECK IT
CANNOT AND WILL NOT CHOOSE WHO
HAS TO BE SACRIFICED FOR YOU AND JUST AS IMPORTANTLY, WE CANNOT ACT FOR YOU
YOU CANNOT KILL YOURSELVES >> WE'RE NOT CHOOSING ANYONE WE'RE NOT SACRIFICING ANYONE
NOT NOW. NOT EVER >> Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
EVEN IF I BELIEVE THE WORLD WAS AT STAKE, WHICH I DON'T, THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS.
I WOULD WATCH THE WORLD DIE 100 TIMES OVER BEFORE HAVING - >> WASTE OF TIME
THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO CHOOSE TO DO THIS AND I DON'T BLAME THEM
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OOH! DAVE BAUTISTA!
"KNOCK AT THE CABIN" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR WHO'S
RETURNING TO TELEVISION AS THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE NEW SHOW "WOLF PACK," WHICH
AIRS THURSDAYS ON PARAMOUNT PLUS EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!
* >> I LIKE IT
>> Jimmy: COME ON, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR! >> YOU HAVE THE BEST BAND.
DO YOU EVER LIKE -- YOU JUST HAVE THE BEST FANS LIKE, I WOULD JUST -- I WOULD
GET SO DISTRACTED. LIKE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BUT I ALSO WANT TO LISTEN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH VERY, VERY LUCKY
IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC [ LAUGHTER ]
>> SUBTLE. VERY SUBTLE. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH THEY'RE GREAT AND EVERYTHING >> THEY ARE WONDERFUL.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY ARE WONDERFUL. >> I KNOW, IT'S BEEN A LONG
TIME HOW'VE YOU BEEN? HOW IS EVERYTHING DOING?
HOW'S FREDDIE DOING? >> IT'S GOOD I MEAN, YOU KNOW, LUCKILY YOU
HAVEN'T HAD DRINKS WITH HIM RECENTLY, SO I HAVEN'T LOST HIM TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY FOR FOUR
MONTHS AT A TIME [ LAUGHTER ] TRUE STORY, A LONG TIME AGO
FREDDIE WENT OUT WITH JIMMY AND HIS PARENTS. >> Jimmy: MY MOM AND DAD
>> AND -- YES. AND, UM, A FEW DRINKS WERE HAD AND THE NEXT THING -
>> Jimmy: THEY LOVED HIM SO MUCH >> OH, OH, YEAH.
I THINK THEY WERE -- I MEAN, WE WERE PLANNING TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS.
LIKE, IT WAS THAT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH MY DAD WAS CALLING HIM SON AT
ONE POINT. >> ABSOLUTELY. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT YEAH, THEY GOT MY HUSBAND TO AGREE TO GO TO LONDON FOR, I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, THREE MONTHS
TO DO A PLAY HE WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING, AND HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT DID I
SAY I'D DO?" I'M LIKE, "OH, YOU'RE DOING A SHOW."
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THERE WAS SOME DIRECTOR OR
SOMEONE THERE -- >> YES >> Jimmy: AND THEY SAID, "YEAH,
I WROTE THIS PLAY. DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?" AND HE AGREED THAT NIGHT THAT
WE WERE OUT. >> YEP AND APPARENTLY THAT'S BINDING,
SO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DRINK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] L YOU MIGHT WIND UP IN A NEW
SHOW >> Jimmy: BUT, ALL RIGHT, SO WAIT, HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS
BEEN MARRIED THIS IS -- >> WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED -- UH,
MARRIED OVER 20 YEARS. >> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS -- THAT'S THE BEST
YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE HIM MY BEST. AND HOW ARE THE KIDS HOW OLD ARE THE KIDS
>> THEY'RE GOOD. WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW, BECAUSE IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT THAT I
SAY THIS MY DAUGHTER WANTED ME TO REMIND YOU THAT SHE IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
TWIN >> Jimmy: SHE IS >> AND SHE TAKES -- SHE TAKES
A LOT OF PRIDE IN IT BUT WHAT'S FUNNY WAS MY SON WAS ALSO ALMOST YOUR BIRTHDAY TWIN
BECAUSE MY KIDS WERE -- SO MY DAUGHTER FOR HER THIRD BIRTHDAY, WE ASKED WHAT SHE
WANTED, AND ALL SHE WANTED WAS HER BROTHER. >> Jimmy: AW
>> BUT HE WASN'T DUE FOR THREE WEEKS. BUT APPARENTLY MY DAUGHTER GETS
WHAT SHE WANTS AND THANKFULLY FOR THE 12 HOURS, THEY'RE THE DAY AFTER, SO --
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] BUT WE ALMOST HAD TWO OF -- BOTH MY KIDS BE YOUR BIRTHDAY
TWINS. >> Jimmy: SEPTEMBER 19th >> YEP
>> Jimmy: VIRGO. >> SO NOW SEPTEMBER 19th AND SEPTEMBER 20th
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS HER NAME AGAIN? >> MY NAME
>> Jimmy: NO, YOUR DAUGHTER'S. >> OH, I WAS LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
"WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER -- HOW HAVE YOU ALREADY FORGOT -- >> Jimmy: WHO -- WHO ARE YOU
AGAIN? >> SARAH >> Jimmy: SARAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH >> SA-RAH. >> Jimmy: JUST WONDERING -
>> CHARLOTTE AND ROCKY >> Jimmy: YEAH CHARLOTTE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
ROCKY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. BUT HI, CHARLOTTE. I -- LET'S SAY HI TO -
>> SARAH >> Jimmy: MY GOD >> I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE
TRYING - >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> YOU MEET A -- YOU MEET A LOT OF PEOPLE. I DON'T KNOW
>> Jimmy: I'VE KNOWN YOU FOREVER. >> YES, THAT IS TRUE
>> Jimmy: MY GOSH, YOU'RE ONE OF THE - BY THE WAY, YOU'RE ONE OF THE
BEST HOSTS I'VE EVER WORKED WITH ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." >> AW.
>> Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO SAY YOU WERE PHENOMENAL. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: I LOVED WORKING WITH YOU EVERY SINGLE TIME. >> IT WAS SUCH A DREAM
AND I ALSO -- THE DAY THAT I KNEW THAT, LIKE, I WAS FINALLY IN, AND HAD RESPECT WAS, WE
WERE DOING A SKIT ONE TIME AND WE JUST COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AND LORNE YELLED AT ME JUST
LIKE HE YELLED AT YOU. AND I WAS LIKE, "HE THINKS I'M ONE OF THE CAST.
>> Jimmy: YES! [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WAAS LIKE, "YES, I MADE
IT LORNE YELLED AT ME." >> Jimmy: YOU FEEL MY PAIN
YEAH, EXACTLY. >> THEN AFTERWARDS, I WAS LIKE, "OH, I JUST GOT YELLED AT.
BUT I WAS LIKE -- IT WAS, LIKE, ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHERE, LIKE, I FELT GOOD ABOUT IT
>> Jimmy: YEAH I MEAN, YOU HAVE THOSE THINGS BUT ALSO WE WERE TALKING
BACKSTAGE. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT "BUFFY." AND WE WERE SAYING THAT I HEARD
THAT SOMEWHERE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I READ SOMEWHERE THAT
DOLLY PARTON WAS AN UNCREDITED PRODUCER >> YES
LITTLE KNOWN FACT, THE LEGEND DOLLY PARTON WAS A PRODUCER. AND, YOU KNOW, WE NEVER SAW
HER. LIKE, WE GET CHRISTMAS GIFTS IN THE BEGINNING THAT WOULD HAVE
OUR NAME AND I WOULD THINK "SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM. AND THEN ONE DAY SOMEBODY ASKED
HER ABOUT IT, AND SHE COMPLIMENTED THE SHOW AND MY PERFORMANCE.
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, I CAN DIE NOW. DOLLY PARTON KNOWS WHO I AM AND
THINKS I'M GOOD. >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S SO COOL >> SO, YEAH.
BUT I'M STILL HERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW SHE --
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS, LIKE, A A SILENT PRODUCER. >> YEAH, LITTLE KNOWN FACT
HER PARTNER WAS SANDY GALLIN >> Jimmy: SANDY GALLIN >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: NO WAY >> AND THEY PRODUCED "BUFFY. >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT WILD?
>> YEP, SO - >> Jimmy: NOW, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS NEW SERIES, "WOLF
PACK." YOU -- YOU EXECUTIVE PRODUCE THIS ONE HERE.
DID YOU EVER HAVE ANY HESITATION GOING BACK INTO ANOTHER, LIKE, SUPERNATURAL
TYPE OF THING? YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M NOT DOING 'BUFFY.' THERE'S NOT VAMPIRES.
>> WELL, YEAH, BUT THERE'S SO -- SUCH DIFFERENCE. I MEAN, LIKE, VAMPIRES, WOLVES,
LIKE, TOTALLY DIFFERENT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH COMPLETELY
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> YOU KNOW, I THINK THERE'S ALWAYS HESITATION, RIGHT
BECAUSE YOU DON'T -- IT'S HARD TO HAVE SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE ARE GONNA COMPARE IT TO.
BUT I ALSO LOVE WATCHING AND BEING PART OF THOSE SHOWS, SO -
>> I THINK IT'S DIFFERENT ENOUGH AND, YOU KNOW, A FEW YEARS HAVE
PASSED SINCE - >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> YOU KNOW, 20.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. NO >> WE DON'T HAVE TO, LIKE, PUT A NUMBER ON IT, BUT IF WE'RE
GONNA GET SPECIFIC - >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO, YEAH
>> IT'S BEEN SOME TIME >> Jimmy: HOW DO WE DESCRIBE "WOLF PACK"?
>> WELL, I DESCRIBE AS, BASICALLY, IT TAKES PLACE IN THE L.A. FIRES
WHICH, SOMETHING NO ONE'S REALLY, LIKE, DEALT WITH BUT REALLY AT A DIFFERENT
LEVEL, IT'S ABOUT ANXIETY. IT'S ABOUT FINDING YOUR PACK, FINDING YOUR PEOPLE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S TWO TEENAGERS THAT KIND OF BOND AND THEN - >> YES
SO TWO TEENAGERS GET BIT WHEN ALL OF THE ANIMALS COME OUT DURING THE FIRE, AND THEY FIND
TWO OTHER TEENAGERS. >> Jimmy: CAN WE SAY WHAT -- WHAT HAPPENED?
WE HAVE TO SAY IT. >> WHAT, THEY BECOME WEREWOLVES
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> WELL, I MEAN, I THINK "WOLF PACK," RIGHT
I MEAN, WHY -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU WANNA SAY THAT
THEY ACTUALLY -- THERE'S WEREWOLVES >> SEE, THIS IS WHY THEY DON'T
LIKE ME TO GO OUT AND PITCH THESE SHOWS. 'CAUSE CLEARLY I'M NOT GOOD AT
IT >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS ALL GOOD >> WE NEED TO FIND SOMEBODY
ELSE OKAY >> Jimmy: SO THERE'S TWO
KIDS -- THE TWO KIDS, THEY FIND -- THEY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER.
THEY GET BIT BY THE THING. AND THERE'S WEREWOLVES >> AND THERE'S WEREWOLVES.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT I LOVE THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THERE'S WEREWOLVES. >> Jimmy: I WANT "WOLF PACK.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP >> STARRING SARAH.
>> Jimmy: STARRING SARAH >> SARAH >> Jimmy: JIMMY.
>> JIMMY NICE TO MEET YOU >> Jimmy: NICE TO MEET YOU
[ LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR IN
"WOLF PACK." TAKE A LOOK.
>> I NEED YOUR HELP, EVERETT
I NEED YOU TO HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF SEVERAL PEOPLE
THAT INCLUDES SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS WHO ARE ON THAT SCHOOL BUS.
YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR THAT THE POLICE SUSPECT ARSON THAT'S ONLY PART OF THE TRUTH.
BECAUSE IT'S NOT JUST A SUSPICION. I KNOW FOR CERTAIN THIS FIRE
WAS CAUSED BY ARSON. I CAN TELL YOU I'M CERTAIN OF ONE OTHER THINGS
THE ARSONIST IS A TEENAGER MIGHT HAVE BEEN EVEN BE SOMEONE YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH.
IN FACT, IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE THIS TEENAGER WAS ON THAT BUS WITH YOU
>> Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR! "WOLF PACK" AIRS THURSDAYS ON
PARAMOUNT PLUS MORE "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST'S "SO HAPPY IT HURTS TOUR" KICKS OFF ON JUNE 6th IN BALTIMORE
PERFORMING THE GRAMMY-NOMINATED TITLE TRACK TO HIS ALBUM "SO HAPPY IT HURTS," PLEASE WELCOME
BRYAN ADAMS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUE ]
*
* DRIVING DOW TRANS-CANADA ONE * * TOP DOW
I GOT THE RADIO ON * * ALL RIGHT GONNA GET THERE TONIGHT *
* A LITTLE CLOSER EVERY BEND IN THE ROAD * * MOTOR RUNNIN'
THINK I'M GONNA EXPLODE * * ALL RIGHT I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHT
* BLACKTOP BURNIN UNDERNEATH MY WHEELS * * IT'S CRAZY HOW I FEEL
I'M SO HAPPY IT HURT I'M SO HAPPY IT HURTS * * I'M SO GLAD
IT'S OUTRAGEOU I'M SO HAPPY IT HURTS * * THAT STUPID
GRIN ON MY FACE * * MUST BE SOM KIND OF CURSE *
* YOU PUT A SPELL ON ME, BAB I'M SO HAPPY IT HURTS *
* SUN IS SHININ THERE AIN'T NO MORE RAIN * * STEP ON THE GAS
AND FORGET ALL THE PAIN * * LET IT GO OUT ON THE OPEN ROAD *
* ROCKY MOUNTAINS IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR * * I CAN'T WAI
'TIL I GET THERE, ALL RIGH I'M GONNA DRIVE ALL NIGHT * * BEEN AROUND THE WORLD
THERE AIN' MUCH I'VE MISSED * * BUT I AIN'T
FELT NOTHIN' LIKE THIS * * I'M SO HAPPY IT HURTS I'M SO HAPPY IT HURTS *
* I'M SO GLAD IT'S OUTRAGEOU I'M SO HAPPY IT HURTS *
* THAT STUPID GRIN ON MY FAC MUST BE SOME KIND OF CURSE *
* YOU PUT A SPELL ON ME, BAB I'M SO HAPPY IT HURTS *
*
COME O I'M SO HAPPY IT HURTS *
* I'M SO GLAD IT'S OUTRAGEOUS * * YOU KNO
I THINK IT'S CONTAGIOUS * THAT STUPID GRIN ON MY FAC MUST BE SOME KIND OF CURSE
* YOU PUT A SPELL ON ME, BABY * * I'M SO HAPPY IT HURTS
* I'M SO HAPPY IT HURTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: COME ON NOW! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! BRYAN ADAMS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TICKETS TO HIS TOUR GO ON SALE THIS FRIDAY!
"SO HAPPY IT HURTS!" WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO DAVE BAUTISTA,
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR. BRYAN ADAMS, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE