1 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:15,582 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:20,954 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:24,991 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - NATASHA LYONNE 4 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:29,262 NATE BARGATZE, BRIANNE HOWEY AND ANTONIA GENTRY 5 00:00:29,262 --> 00:00:32,966 MUSICAL GUEST STEPHEN SANCHEZ, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 6 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:38,271 >> Questlove: 1784 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:38,304 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 8 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:58,091 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 9 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:06,800 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, EVERYONE, 10 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,236 AND WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:16,576 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:19,646 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELCOME. WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE'S TALKING 13 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:21,381 ABOUT THIS TODAY THE NOMINATIONS WERE ANNOUNCED FOR THE 95th ACADEMY 14 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:27,954 AWARDS YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 15 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:29,556 LEADING THE WAY WITH 11 NOMINATIONS IS THE MOVIE "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT 16 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:34,194 ONCE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A FILM ABOUT ALL THE 17 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:42,369 PLACES THEY FOUND PRESIDENT BIDEN'S CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,237 LADY GAGA AND RIHANNA WERE NOMINATED FOR BEST ORIGINAL SONG, BUT TAYLOR SWIFT WAS 19 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:51,011 SNUBBED. [ AUDIENCE OOHS ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE ALBUM 20 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:55,382 TAYLOR WRITES ABOUT BEING SNUBBED AT THE OSCARS WILL PROBABLY WIN ALL THE GRAMMYS 21 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:58,685 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS COOL - GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S 22 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:03,256 "PINOCCHIO" PICKED UP TWO NOMINATIONS. BEST - 23 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:05,859 [ APPLAUSE ] BEST ANIMATED FILM AND BEST DOCUMENTARY ABOUT 24 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:09,496 GEORGE SANTOS. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME POLITICAL NEWS, YOU'RE NOT 25 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:12,899 GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, BUT A A DOZEN CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS WERE JUST FOUND AT MIKE PENCE'S 26 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:17,737 HOUSE IN INDIANA THE CRAZIEST PART ABOUT THESE DOCUMENTS THAT WERE FOUND, THEY 27 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:25,578 WERE FOUND STUFFED BETWEEN A A DOZEN WU-TANG ALBUMS [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:32,986 WHEN THE NEWS BROKE, PENCE WAS SO EMBARRASSED HE TURNED CLEAR [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,388 APPARENTLY, PENCE BROUGHT THE DOCUMENTS HOME WHEN HE BLACKED OUT DURING A 3:00 A.M. MILK 30 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:41,961 BINGE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THESE ARE CRAZY TIMES. 31 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:45,398 RIGHT NOW, WALGREEN'S HAS DEODORANT BEHIND A LOCKED CASE WHILE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS ARE 32 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:49,269 LAYING AROUND LIKE J. CREW CATALOGS ALL OVER THE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 33 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:52,772 "THIS ONE'S FROM 2015. AND GET THIS, DONALD TRUMP JR. POSTED A VIDEO ON FACEBOOK 34 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:54,607 WHERE HE WEIGHED IN ON ALL THESE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS BEING FOUND, AND ONCE AGAIN, HE 35 00:02:54,607 --> 00:03:02,549 USED A LOT OF AIR QUOTES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WATCH THIS 36 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:02,582 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WATCH THIS 37 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:04,484 >> JUST SO WE UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF HYPOCRISY AND 38 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:14,327 RIDICULOUSNESS - "A SHARED DESIRE TO KEEP QUIET EARLY ON, BIDEN'S ATTORNEYS -- 39 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:16,162 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "-- AND JUSTICE DEPARTMENT INVESTIGATORS BOTH THOUGHT THEY 40 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:20,867 HAD A SHARED UNDERSTANDING ABOUT KEEPING THE MATTER QUIET BUT THEY HAD VERY DIFFERENT 41 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:25,672 REASONS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVEN THING FROM 42 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:29,609 "WEDNESDAY" WAS, LIKE, "CALM DOWN, DUDE." [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,511 SOME BUSINESS NEWS, THE FORMER CEO OF DOLLAR GENERAL IS GOING TO BE THE NEW CEO OF DOLLAR 44 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:39,552 TREE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I HAVE A FEELING HE'S NOT EVEN 45 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:45,358 GOING TO BOTHER TELLING HIS FAMILY HE SWITCHED JOBS. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:48,862 YOU KNOW, HE'S LIKE, "WHAT'S THE POINT? >> Steve: DOLLAR GENERAL 47 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:51,364 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I 48 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:56,403 HEARD THAT MATTRESS MAKER SERTA SIMMONS JUST FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY 49 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,104 THE HEAD OF THE COMPANY IS, LIKE, "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY, IT'S ABOUT THE MEMORY 50 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:03,309 FOAM WE MADE ALONG THE WAY." [ LAUGHTER ] SOME TV NEWS, LAST NIGHT WAS 51 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:07,647 THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "THE BACHELOR." THAT'S RIGHT 52 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:11,818 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP. 30 WOMEN ARE TRYING TO WIN THE 53 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,720 HEART OF ONE MAN, AND SO FAR I GOT TO SAY MY FAVORITE CONTESTANTS ARE KAITY, 54 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:21,528 KATHERINE, KIMBERLY, CARA, AND CAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 55 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:26,132 ONE MORE TIME. THAT'S KATHERINE, KAITY, CARA, KIMBERLY, AND CAT. 56 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:33,073 [ LAUGHTER ] AGAIN, THAT'S KAIA, KAYLA, KERRY, KESHA AND CAT 57 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,875 [ LAUGHTER ] JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, THAT'S KIM, KOURTNEY, KHLOE, KENDALL, 58 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:42,215 AND CAT. [ LAUGHTER ] IN CASE YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT, 59 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:49,422 THERE'S KIMBLY, COBBLY, KEYCHAIN, KACHING, AND CAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:53,093 FINALLY, ONE LAST TIME, THAT'S KEH, KUH, KEP, KUR, AND KEH-HEH-HEH. 61 00:04:53,093 --> 00:05:02,535 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT "THE BACHELOR" IS BACK 62 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,838 LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE WAS THE ONE WHERE ALL THE CONTESTANTS ARRIVE IN THE LIMO TO MEET "THE 63 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:09,309 BACHELOR" FOR THE FIRST TIME WELL, IF YOU MISSED IT, DON'T WORRY, 'CAUSE HERE TO REENACT 64 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:13,146 THE SCENE WHERE ZACH MEETS CAT, THE ACTUAL LINES FROM THE SHOW, HERE ARE TARIQ AND QUESTLOVE 65 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:21,654 GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 66 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:27,460 >> Tariq: THANKS, JIMMY. TONIGHT I'LL BE PLAYING CAT, A A CONTESTANT FROM NEW YORK 67 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,529 >> Questlove: AND I'LL BE PLAYING ZACH, WHO'S ABOUT TO MEET CAT 68 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:34,668 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 69 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:43,510 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] >> Tariq: HI-I-I-I [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:46,246 >> Questlove: UH, I RECOGNIZE YOU. >> Tariq: YOU REMEMBER ME? 71 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:49,749 [ GROWLS ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: I RECOGNIZE CAT. 72 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:54,688 >> Tariq: OH, YOU REMEMBER ME! >> Questlove: YEAH [ GROWLS ] 73 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,489 CAT'S HERE >> Tariq: WELL, I'M CAT. YOU REMEMBER ME FROM THE LIVE 74 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:59,492 SHOW >> Questlove: I DO I SEE YOU LOOKING AT THE 75 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:05,732 MANSION. IT'S KIND OF SCARY AND BIG IN PERSON, HUH? 76 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,934 >> Tariq: NOT TO ME, NO. >> Questlove: NO >> Tariq: I'M FROM NEW YORK, 77 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:13,840 YOU KNOW YOU KNOW THIS, COME ON >> Questlove: HA-HA-HA, FROM 78 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:18,511 NEW YORK YEAH >> Tariq: FROM NEW YORK! 79 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:21,114 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: BADA-BOO, BADA-BEE, BABA-DOO 80 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:24,451 >> Tariq: AH, THE GABAGOOL, AM I RIGHT? >> Questlove: HOW CAN I FORGET 81 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:28,788 THE GABAGOOL MY BAD, MY BAD, MY BAD >> Tariq: WELL, WE'LL TALK 82 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:33,059 INSIDE, ALL RIGHT? >> Questlove: ALL RIGHT. BYE, CAT 83 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,429 >> Tariq: AND REMEMBER, LOVE YA MNEH-HEH-HA, NEH-HEH-HA, 84 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:41,368 NEH-HA-HA-HA >> Questlove: SEE YOU, CAT HEH, SHE'S FUNNY 85 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:46,506 >> Tariq: AH, WHERE'S THE GABAGOOL * 86 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:50,543 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TARIQ AND QUESTLOVE, EVERYBODY. 87 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:56,750 TARIQ AND QUESTLOVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 88 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:02,789 THEY'RE SO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE GOOD 89 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:05,625 HEY, STOP. [ APPLAUSE ] THEY'RE GOOD 90 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,794 THEY'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 91 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:10,196 YOU'RE GOOD. YEAH THEY STOPPED CLAPPING. 92 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:12,499 THANK YOU, VERY GOOD, YEAH "HEY, GABAGOOL!" DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 93 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:15,568 DISNEY WORLD JUST CLOSED SPLASH MOUNTAIN [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 94 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:17,303 BUT IF YOU WANT THE SAME EXPERIENCE, JUST RIDE THE NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY WHEN IT'S 95 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:22,575 RAINING. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I READ ABOUT A SURVEY THAT 96 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:28,148 FOUND THAT MOST POPULAR THEMES FOR KIDS' BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE "UNICORN" AND "VIDEO GAME. 97 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:33,286 YEAH, THEY ALSO RELEASED THE LIST OF LEAST POPULAR BIRTHDAY PARTY THEMES 98 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,122 FIRST, THERE'S "SURPRISE, YOU'RE GETTING BRACES. [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:40,593 THEN THERE'S "THE WAR OF 1812. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, "DEAD CLOWN." 100 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:44,064 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THE LEAST POPULAR. GUYS, FINALLY, IT IS TUESDAY 101 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:48,835 IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 102 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:48,868 HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:56,943 WETWEET * >> Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME TO 104 00:07:56,943 --> 00:08:00,013 "WETWEET." THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING WE SHOULD POST 105 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:05,318 ON TWITTER I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS 106 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,921 WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT. 107 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:11,324 YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS YEP. 108 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,827 YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM, YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. WHATEVER YOU WANT, AND WE'RE 109 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,530 GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE. HIGGINS, ROOTS, DO YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKERS TOO? 110 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,199 >> Steve: GOT IT, GOT IT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT 111 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,101 ALL RIGHT, NOW, WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW 112 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:25,205 SO THAT YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT >> Steve: OH 113 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:28,041 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE 114 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,677 YOU GUYS READY >> YES >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 115 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,645 THE FIRST TWEET IS, "YODA'S PARENTS WERE PROBABLY, LIKE, "I'M SURE HE'LL GROW OUT OF IT, 116 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:35,915 NOBODY CAN TALK LIKE THAT FOREVER. [ LAUGHTER ] 117 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:40,286 * "PLAYING -- PLAYING WITH BLOCKS WE ARE." 118 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:44,891 YEAH, NO ONE CAN TALK LIKE THAT FOREVER. THEY GROW OUT IT 119 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:47,160 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THE VOTES ARE IN, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 120 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,563 [ DRUM ROLL OOH, NOT BAD 114! 121 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:54,401 * THAT'S GOOD, POSITIVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 122 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:58,204 THAT'S A GOOD START. IT'S A GOOD START. I LIKE THIS NEXT ONE, I THINK. 123 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,707 >> Steve: THIS ONE YOU LIKE THE BEST >> Jimmy: THIS ONE, I THINK, SO 124 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,375 FAR. THIS NEXT ONE I LIKE BETTER -- >> Steve: BETTER THAN THE OTHER 125 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,210 ONE. >> Jimmy: I THINK SO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 126 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,846 >> Steve: THINK YOU DO >> Jimmy: EITHER WAY I'M VOTING NOW. 127 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:09,582 'CAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT. >> Steve: OH, REALLY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ IT, YOU'RE 128 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,217 JUST GOING TO VOTE >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO READ IT, BUT THIS ONE'S PRETTY GOOD 129 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:15,388 THIS NEXT ONE IS, "JANUARY IS THE 'MONDAY' OF MONTHS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 130 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:21,928 * >> Steve: I AGREE. YEAH 131 00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:23,797 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I THINK -- 132 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,365 >> Steve: FACTUAL, THAT IS A A FACTUAL STATEMENT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE AUDIENCE 133 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:28,068 DOESN'T SEEM TO LIKE IT AT ALL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: IT'S NOT HUMOROUS. 134 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,136 >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS ONE - >> Steve: I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS HUMOROUS, I SAID IT WAS 135 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,705 FACTUAL. >> Jimmy: I THINK -- I THINK YODA IS GOING TO WIN OVER THIS 136 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:35,809 ONE. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUMROLL ] 137 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,777 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, A LITTLE BIT MORE 138 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,313 * ALL RIGHT, APPRECIATE THAT THANK YOU. 139 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,148 A LITTLE BIT MORE. >> Steve: A LITTLE BARN BURNER THERE. 140 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,117 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO TO THE NEXT ONE HERE IT SAYS, "MY PARENTS WERE LIKE, 141 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:48,822 'IN MY DAY, WE WALKED THROUGH SNOW TO SCHOOL.' MY GENERATION IS, LIKE, 'IN MY 142 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,357 DAY WE HAD 'TITANIC' ON TWO VHS TAPES. [ LAUGHTER ] 143 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:53,293 * >> Steve: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU GOT IT. 144 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,828 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD WE HAD IT. 145 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,730 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: WE HAD TO TAKE ONE OUT AND PUT -- MAKE SURE THE 146 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,866 OTHER ONE WAS REWOUND. A LOT OF PROBLEMS, YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 147 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,935 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE I THINK IT'S HIGHER THAN 122 LET'S SEE. 148 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:06,873 OH YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 149 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:09,476 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO NEXT UP IS, "'LIVE, LAUGH, 150 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:13,980 LEAVE' WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER KITCHEN SIGN." [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:17,784 THAT'S GREAT, YEAH, I LOVE IT. >> Steve: THERE'S THE DOOR >> Jimmy: "GET OUT." 152 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:21,287 YEAH, YEAH THAT'S GETTING A VOTE. THAT'S GONNA -- THAT'S SO GOOD 153 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,190 "LIVE, LAUGH, LEAVE. GET OUT. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS 154 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,892 ONE. [ DRUMROLL ] OH 155 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:33,099 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 156 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:36,202 >> Jimmy: BANG >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THAT ONE'S GOING TO 157 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,138 BE HARD TO TOP >> Steve: 177. >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S THE 158 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,407 WINNER BUT WE DO HAVE ONE MORE. >> Steve: IS IT ANY GOOD 159 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,742 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS ONE'S GOOD THIS LAST ONE IS, "HOW DO I 160 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:45,345 UNSUBSCRIBE FROM EMAILS CONFIRMING THAT I UNSUBSCRIBED FROM AN EMAIL? 161 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:48,748 [ LAUGHTER ] * "I JUST -- I CAN'T GET AWAY 162 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:53,853 FROM THESE PEOPLE! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 163 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:58,124 LET'S SEE WHAT THE AUDIENCE VOTED FOR. [ DRUMROLL ] 164 00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:00,193 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: OH SO THE WINNER IS - 165 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,295 * THE WINNER IS NUMBER FOUR. SO THE WINNER IS, "'LIVE, 166 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:06,533 LAUGH, LEAVE' -- [ BELL DINGS ] "-- WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER 167 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,468 KITCHEN SIGN." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING 168 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,070 THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT 169 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,238 A "WETWEET", AND ENJOY WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW NATASHA LYONNE IS HERE 170 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:17,577 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NATE BARGATZE IS JOINING US! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 171 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,879 FROM THE HIT NETFLIX SHOW "GINNY AND GEORGIA," BRIANNE HOWEY AND 172 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:25,685 ANTONIA GENTRY ARE HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 173 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,722 STEPHEN SANCHEZ! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND 174 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,824 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NATASHA LYONNE COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 175 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:42,802 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET DOWN TO 176 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:45,238 THE NITTY GRITTY >> OKAY, MY DEAR >> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- YOU HAVE 177 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:48,675 A NEW HOBBY. IS THIS TRUE AND IN WHAT I'M HEARING -- DO 178 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:51,778 AND IN WHAT I'M HEARING -- DO YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 179 00:11:57,183 --> 00:12:03,957 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST CO-CREATED AND STARRED IN THE 180 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:07,927 EMMY-WINNING SERIES, "RUSSIAN DOLL." SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW SHOW, 181 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,763 "POKER FACE," WHICH PREMIERES THIS THURSDAY ON PEACOCK, WITH NEW EPISODES STREAMING 182 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,564 THURSDAYS. PLEASE WELCOME NATASHA LYONNE. 183 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:26,346 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 184 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:34,320 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW WELCOME BACK 185 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,090 >> THANKS, JIMMY >> Jimmy: IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 186 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,359 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I -- I'VE 187 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:43,496 TALKED TO YOU ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS, BUT I SAW YOU POSTED OVER THE WEEKEND 188 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:47,000 YOU WERE AT "SNL" WITH -- WITH TONY HAWK HERE, AND AMY POEHLER. 189 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,937 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE 190 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:54,808 PRO-SKATERS. >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO 191 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,577 KNOW >> ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT 192 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,479 ABOUT AMY AND I. >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH >> BUT WE SPEND MOST OF OUR 193 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,515 TIME DOING -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, SKATEBOARDING 194 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:05,719 STUFF. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WERE YOU THERE FOR 195 00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:07,354 JUST FOR FUN OR TO SEE THE GANG OR SO -- AUBREY -- 196 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,622 >> GOT TO SUPPORT AUBREY >> Jimmy: AUBREY WAS FANTASTIC -- 197 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,758 >> THE BABY. >> Jimmy: THE BABY WAS GREAT >> GOTTA SUPPORT THE BABY WHO 198 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,693 CRUSHED. >> Jimmy: SHE DID. >> AND -- 199 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,862 >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED WHEN YOU HOSTED, BY THE WAY >> OH. 200 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:18,498 >> Jimmy: YES, IT CRUSHED! >> THESE ARE CRUSHERS. >> Jimmy: CRUSHED! 201 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:21,434 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WE GO IN AND WE CRUSH >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW TO HOW TO DO 202 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,736 IT >> AH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE TALKED -- WE 203 00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,504 TALKED RIGHT BEFORE YOU WERE ABOUT TO HOST. >> YEAH. 204 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,072 >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE KIND OF, LIKE, "DUDE, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS." 205 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,541 >> YEAH, AND YOU TOLD ME TO PULL OUT, REMEMBER >> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAID - 206 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:32,078 >> YOU WERE LIKE, "BABY, BABY. >> Jimmy: I SAID, "HEY, CANCEL THEY'LL GET SOMEBODY ELSE. 207 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,681 >> "TAKE THE MONEY, PULL OUT." [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I DID IT ANYWAY. 208 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,649 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID. >> I DON'T LISTEN. >> Jimmy: YEAH 209 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,718 >> AND -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A REBEL >> I THINK MAYBE -- 210 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,453 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE -- >> MAYBE THAT WAS THE GREATEST WEEK OF MY LIFE. 211 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,522 I -- >> Jimmy: YOU THINK SO >> YEAH, BABY FREDDIE AND MAYA, 212 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,491 AND I'M HAPPY. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO PLAY WITH EVERYBODY. 213 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,093 >> YES >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SO GOOD LIKE A -- LIKE A NATURAL 214 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,229 >> YEAH. AH, THANKS >> Jimmy: BUT THEN YOU WENT 215 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,864 BACK TOO >> OH, I KNOW, I GOT A BAT SIGNAL CALL TO BE "HELLO KITTY" 216 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,499 WITH KEKE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. 217 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,101 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, YOU HAD TO GO SHOW UP FOR KEKE PALMER. 218 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,870 >> I WAS AT -- THAT'S A RITE OF PASSAGE AS A NEW YORKER. >> Jimmy: YEAH 219 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,838 >> TO GET THAT CALL. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 220 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,441 >> OKAY. I KNOW YOU RECENTLY -- YOU HAD THAT AMNESIA THING COME UP 221 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,843 SO, YOU JUST GO SLOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, I HIT MY HEAD BEFORE THE SHOW AND I DON'T 222 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,378 REMEMBER WHO I AM. >> YEAH, JUST DO YOUR OWN THING. 223 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,580 >> Jimmy: SO, THAT'S MY QUESTION >> YES, DEAR 224 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,417 >> Jimmy: WHO AM I >> YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 225 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,385 LISTEN -- >> Jimmy: WHO AM I TO YOU, THOUGH, SERIOUSLY? 226 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,254 >> JIMMY, ON THE DEEPEST LEVEL, WHO ARE ANY OF US, YOU FEEL ME [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,056 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: LET ME TAKE A HIT OF 228 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,491 THAT - OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 229 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,060 >> THE THING IS -- IF YOU GUYS WANT SOME OF THIS -- 230 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,795 >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. >> I'M LIKE, "WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE 231 00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:23,430 WHERE ARE WE MIC TOWN?" >> Jimmy: NO, I HAVE A REAL 232 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,398 SERIOUS QUESTION HERE. >> YEAH, YES >> Jimmy: AND I WANT TO KNOW -- 233 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,367 I WANT TO GET DOWN TO THE NITTY-GRITTY >> OKAY, MY DEAR 234 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,336 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- YOU HAVE A NEW HOBBY, IS THIS TRUE? AND WHAT I'M HEARING -- DO YOU 235 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,172 KNOW WHERE I'M GOING >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SO, I GUESS WORD IS SPREADING. 236 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,240 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, IN ADDITION TO THE SKATEBOARDING -- 237 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,976 YOU KNOW, IN A NEW YEAR, YOU WANT TO REFLECT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 238 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:41,081 >> YOU WANT TO CONSIDER "WHO AM I? >> Jimmy: "WHAT IS THIS? 239 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,882 >> AND I DECIDED -- I THOUGHT -- I THINK MY WHOLE PERSONALITY WAS BAD. 240 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,586 [ LAUGHTER ] SO -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 241 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,589 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WHAT AM I DOING WITH NEW YORK 242 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,624 AND THE CIGARETTES ENOUGH SO, I BECAME A SURFER. 243 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,794 AND I THINK MAYBE -- >> Jimmy: BECAME A SURFER? >> YEAH. 244 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,396 >> Jimmy: IN MY WHOLE LIFE, I NEVER WOULD'VE THOUGHT NATASHA LYONNE WOULD SURF. 245 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,398 >> YEAH. AND WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE 1990 - 246 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,368 >> Jimmy: BABIES >> -- SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 247 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,536 >> AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] - - THE FIRST TIME WE MET, 248 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,405 KURT COBAIN WAS THERE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> SO -- 249 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,374 >> Jimmy: AND YOU -- BUT HOW DID YOU EVEN GET INTO SURFING? WHAT DO YOU DO 250 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:10,744 ARE YOU NERVOUS? >> WELL, I GOOGLED "MID-LIFE CRISIS." 251 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:14,814 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 252 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,217 >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, I DO IT EVERY DAY. >> I -- SO, I THOUGHT, "I THINK 253 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:22,355 I'LL TAKE THIS ONE." AND, YOU KNOW, MAKE ME LIKE A BUDDHIST OR SOMETHING. 254 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,392 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "I'M TOO INTO QUANTUM PHYSICS, I SHOULD BE MORE INTO NATURE," 255 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:29,896 I SAID TO MYSELF >> Jimmy: WOW. SO THIS MAKES YOU MORE ZEN 256 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,499 >> YES YES, AND NOW I'M LIKE -- I GET UP ALL THE TIME. 257 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:36,536 I KNOW I DON'T SEEM IT, BUT I'M QUITE SPRY, AND I GO OUT THERE -- 258 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:40,173 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE UP, YOU'RE ON THE BOARD. >> I'M OUT THERE AND IT'S VERY 259 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:45,945 HARD YOU CAN'T -- IT'S HARD TO LIGHT UP IF YOU'RE ON THE BOARD. 260 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,081 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, IT'S VERY HELPFUL, JUST 261 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,450 AS A TIP FOR ANYONE STRUGGLING TO QUIT. [ LAUGHTER ] 262 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,852 >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO QUIT SMOKING, JUST START SURFING. >> THAT'S THE TICKET 263 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,155 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT >> AND IT'S BEEN GREAT 264 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,657 YEAH >> Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS. 265 00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,026 THIS IS SO COOL. AND YOU'RE GOING TO CONTINUE TO DO THIS? 266 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,462 >> I THINK THAT'S WHO I AM NOW YEAH, BASICALLY. YEAH 267 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,631 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- YOU'RE A A COMPLETE SURFER NOW? 268 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,733 >> THAT'S JUST -- YEAH, THAT'S WHO I AM NEW SHOW 269 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,868 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> NEW PERSONALITY, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE 270 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,437 OLD SHOW WHAT ABOUT "RUSSIAN DOLL"? >> "RUSSIAN DOLL" IS STILL IN 271 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,739 THE MIX. SO, "RUSSIAN DOLL" - BUT THAT'S WHEN I'M GOING TO 272 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,140 DO -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT SURFING NATASHA. 273 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,876 >> YEAH, BUT THAT'S -- IT IS IT IS. >> Jimmy: IT IS NOW? 274 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,045 >> YEAH. YOU KNOW, LIKE STRING THEORY, SURFING. 275 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:21,247 IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND. >> Jimmy: OOH. >> YEAH, YOU GOT TO SURF A 276 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,116 A DIFFERENT KIND OF A WAVE YOU SEE? >> Jimmy: WOW, OOH 277 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,618 >> YEAH, BUT -- >> Jimmy: THIS IS SO DEEP. >> I KNOW. 278 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,921 LIFE IS HEAVY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 279 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,556 >> YOU KNOW, WE ALL DIE. >> Jimmy: WILL -- WILL "RUSSIAN --" 280 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,858 >> SO, IT'S NUTS, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO DON'T GET THAT DEEP. 281 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,493 "RUSSIAN DOLL. >> YEAH. OH, NOT US 282 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,695 >> Jimmy: NO, NOT US >> I MEANT EVERYONE ELSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 283 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,664 PLEASE >> YEAH, DON'T PANIC YES. 284 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,299 >> Jimmy: WITH MY PLASTIC SURGEON, I DON'T DIE YEAH, OF COURSE. 285 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,468 >> BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK SO GOOD >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. 286 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,436 >> YOU HONESTLY, SO GOOD >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 287 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,538 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO I LOOK LIKE MID-50s? 288 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,807 >> NO. I WOULD SAY -- I THOUGHT - SEE, IF YOU'RE 27, THAT MAKES 289 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,409 ME LIKE 22, WHICH -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH 290 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,444 >> Jimmy: WE -- >> AS I -- AS I ALWAYS SAY, NOT A DAY OVER ONE 291 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,179 THAT'S HOW YOU LOOK. >> Jimmy: NO, THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THAT. 292 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,714 BUT SO "RUSSIAN DOLL," WE'RE NOT SURE WHEN THAT'S COMING BACK 293 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,516 >> I GOT TO WRITE IT, I GOT TO CLONE MYSELF I DON'T KNOW IF THE SCIENCE IS 294 00:16:56,516 --> 00:17:04,324 THERE. I GOT A LOT OF PROJECTS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 295 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,859 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT A LOT OF PROJECTS >> IF I DON'T DIRECT THREE 296 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,695 MOVIES BEFORE IT'S OVER, I'LL HAVE A BAD "ALL THAT JAZZ" MOMENT LOOKING BACK, SO -- 297 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:13,299 >> Jimmy: YOU THINK SO >> YEAH, I GOT TO SET MYSELF UP 298 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,934 THIS IS -- YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT TO FEEL LIKE A NARROW WINDOW AS AN ARTIST. 299 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,803 YOU GOT TO GET IT ALL IN BEFORE THEY TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU THAT'S SHOWBIZ 300 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,639 IT'S HARD. >> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO DIRECT 301 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,208 DO YOU WANT TO DIRECT? >> YEAH. YEAH, I DID ALL THAT DIRECTING 302 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,210 ON -- ON "RUSSIAN DOLL," AND I LOVED IT AND -- 303 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,846 >> Jimmy: I COULD -- I LOVE THIS >> YEAH, IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY. 304 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,382 IT'S REALLY -- IT'S A JOY IN MY LIFE >> Jimmy: SO, WE'RE GOING TO 305 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,850 SEE SOME NATASHA LYONNE-DIRECTED MOVIES >> YEAH, "PICTURES," I'M GONNA 306 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,952 CALL THEM. YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, "PICTURES! 307 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,822 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD LOVE THAT. 308 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:39,192 >> YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, YOU GOT TO COME 309 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,061 BACK FOR THAT. I WILL SUPPORT THAT ALL THE WAY. 310 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,796 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "POKER FACE. 311 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,431 >> LIKE, GET TO BUSINESS >> Jimmy: "POKER FACE. >> YEAH. 312 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,066 >> Jimmy: IT'S ON PEACOCK. AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE PEACOCK, GET IT 313 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,601 IT'S A FANTASTIC SERVICE >> IT'S -- YEAH. THIS SHOW IS EXCELLENT 314 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,470 IT'S RIAN JOHNSON, AND IT'S EXCELLENT. >> Jimmy: OH, I THOUGHT YOU 315 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,105 MEANT MY SHOW. I WAS GOING TO SAY, "THANK YOU SO MUCH. 316 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,840 >> OH, BY THE WAY, THIS SHOW IS ALSO GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] 317 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,909 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT. RIAN JOHNSON CREATED IT. 318 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,844 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NO, BUT RIAN JOHNSON ALSO CREATED YOUR SHOW, "POKER 319 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,080 FACE." >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE KNOW RIAN JOHNSON 320 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,816 FROM, RECENTLY - >> AS THE DIRECTOR OF -- >> Jimmy: "KNIVES OUT. 321 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:04,451 >> THIS SHOW >> Jimmy: AND, OF COURSE, "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AS WELL, YEAH. 322 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,419 RIAN AND I GO WAY BACK >> AND HE GOT AN ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATION THIS MORNING FOR 323 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,922 "GLASS ONION." >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY >> NOT TOO SHABBY. 324 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,525 >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY CONGRATS, RIAN JOHNSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 325 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:16,896 SEEM LIKE A FUN -- >> THIS IS A MENSCH OF A GUY >> Jimmy: HE SEEMS LIKE A FUN 326 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,532 INDIVIDUAL >> A GENUINE GENIUS. I MEAN -- YOU KNOW, WE TALK 327 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,068 A LOT ABOUT THE CROSSWORD. I CAN ONLY DO THAT THURSDAY. HE DOES FRIDAY, SATURDAY NO 328 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,904 PROBLEM. >> Jimmy: YOU DO THURSDAY? REALLY 329 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,539 >> OH, I DO THURSDAYS. AND -- OH, ALSO HONG CHAU AND STEPHANIE HSU WERE NOMINATED 330 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,375 THIS MORNING, AND THEY'RE GUEST STARS IN IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 331 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,810 THEY'RE AWESOME. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, GUEST STARS ON "POKER FACE" -- 332 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,514 >> BANANAS >> Jimmy: THE GUEST STARS ON YOUR SHOW -- 333 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,483 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- IS, KIND OF, INSANE 334 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,118 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CAN WE GO THROUGH SOME OF THEM 335 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:42,055 >> SURE, SURE. >> Jimmy: CHLOE SEVIGNY. >> AW, THAT'S MY BUDDY 336 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:45,225 THAT'S MY SISTER >> Jimmy: SHE'S THE BEST >> YEAH. 337 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,293 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SHE'S IN IT WHO ELSE SHOWED UP IN IT 338 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,162 WHO'S YOUR -- WHO'S THE VILLAIN IN THIS? >> OH, WE GOT BENJAMIN BRATT 339 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,464 >> Jimmy: BENJAMIN BRATT IS FANTASTIC IN THIS. >> A GEM OF A HUMAN BEING. 340 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,066 YEAH >> Jimmy: UH, WHO ELSE SHOWED UP 341 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,068 THERE'S LIKE -- >> WE GOT ADRIEN BRODY NICK NOLTE IS IN THE EPISODE 342 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,803 I -- >> Jimmy: NICK NOLTE IS THE BEST 343 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,339 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I GO, "HOW DID --" >> CO-WROTE -- I DIRECTED THAT 344 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,841 EPISODE. DIRECTED NOLTE, BABY >> Jimmy: YES! 345 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,810 COME ON, BABY! DIRECTING NICK NOLTE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 346 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,446 >> YEAH, I MEAN -- >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD >> JUDITH LIGHT. 347 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,415 IT JUST GOES -- JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT I MEAN, IT'S ON AND ON 348 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,250 >> Jimmy: JOSEPH GORDON -- I KNOW - >> LIL REL 349 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,885 I MEAN, IT'S AN INCREDIBLE CAST >> Jimmy: BECAUSE THEY -- THEY 350 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,621 DO IT BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU. >> AW. >> Jimmy: AS WE ALL DO 351 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,690 YEAH, WE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 352 00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:19,225 SURFING OR NOT SURFING >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW DO WE DESCRIBE 353 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,628 "POKER FACE" BESIDES "HIGH OCTANE"? >> YEAH. 354 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,564 HIGH -- WELL, EVERYTHING IS HIGH OCTANE. >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING IS HIGH 355 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,766 OCTANE >> IT'S -- WELL, IT'S, SORT OF, A THROWBACK. 356 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,668 IT'S ALMOST LIKE A '70s, SORT OF -- IT'S IF COLUMBO MADE A A BABY WITH THE HULK AND 357 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:34,641 MAGNUM P.I. AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] - - THE ANGELA LANSBURY 358 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,811 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S EXACT -- THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 359 00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:39,512 >> AND -- BUT IT LOOKS, BECAUSE OF RIAN, ALMOST LIKE "CALIFORNIA SPLIT" OR "THE LONG 360 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:43,049 GOODBYE. YOU KNOW, THOSE '70s ALTMANS I MEAN, IT'S GORGEOUS. 361 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:46,453 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT'S JUST REALLY COOL SO, IT'S, LIKE, BRAND-NEW, SORT 362 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:50,056 OF, THROWBACK. >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND REAL CASE OF THE WEEK, 363 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,792 MYSTERY, BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED PUZZLE BOX EACH WEEK YOU CAN WATCH IT WITH YOUR 364 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,395 CHILDREN, AND ALSO YOUR GRANDPARENTS [ LAUGHTER ] 365 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:59,332 I'M STILL TALKING. >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. >> YEAH. 366 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,534 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO -- I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP HERE. >> OKAY. 367 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,370 >> Jimmy: HERE'S NATASHA LYONNE IN "POKER FACE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 368 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:03,403 IN "POKER FACE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 369 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,905 >> NOW YOU MIGHT SAY THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE 370 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:09,175 THE DOOR WAS LOCKED FROM THE INSIDE, BUT THAT'S WHERE THE CINNAMON FLOSS COMES INTO PLAY 371 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:12,112 >> RIGHT, CINNAMON FLOSS I GUESS I'M NOT OVER THE PART WHERE YOU'RE A HUMAN 372 00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:19,352 LIE-DETECTOR >> YEAH, I KNOW IT'S -- IT'S CRAZY, BUT -- 373 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:24,691 >> MY FAVORITE COLOR IS YELLOW >> BULL-[ BLEEP >> I GREW UP IN -- 374 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,761 >> BULL-[ BLEEP >> I GREW UP IN TANGLEWOOD WOW. 375 00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:34,434 YOU EVER GAMBLE? 'CAUSE YOU COULD MAKE A KILLING. 376 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:39,572 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NAH >> Jimmy: COME ON! 377 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:45,345 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT COME ON! 378 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,547 THE BABY NATASHA LYONNE, "POKER FACE," PREMIERES THIS THURSDAY ON 379 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,416 PEACOCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NATE BARGATZE JOINS US AFTER 380 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,251 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. NATASHA! 381 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:59,559 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> AND THIS VERY KIND GROWN MAN 382 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,629 RUNS OUT OF THE MARATHON AND APPROACHES US, AND TELLS ME HOW MUCH HE ENJOYS THE SHOW. 383 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,265 AND HE SAYS "I KNOW I'M NOT YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC, BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 384 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:08,868 "-- I LOVE THE SHOW. YEAH >> Jimmy: HE SAID, "I KNOW I'M 385 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:35,095 NOT YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC"? >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 386 00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:38,198 A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN. HIS LATEST SPECIAL, "NATE BARGATZE: HELLO WORLD," 387 00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:41,167 BEGINS STREAMING ON PRIME VIDEO NEXT TUESDAY PLEASE WELCOME NATE BARGATZE 388 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:41,201 NEXT TUESDAY PLEASE WELCOME NATE BARGATZE 389 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:47,207 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S NATE BARGATZE 390 00:21:47,207 --> 00:22:03,556 RIGHT THERE. OH, MY GOD NATE 391 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,725 I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW 392 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:10,330 >> SURE. >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT. >> I'M EXCITED 393 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,400 I KNOW BRIANNE AND ANTONIA, RIGHT? I SAW, WHEN I DROVE IN, SOMEONE 394 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,135 WANTED TO MEET THEM. AND I HAD TO ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN AND LET THEM DOWN PRETTY 395 00:22:15,135 --> 00:22:20,106 BADLY. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE HAD -- LIKE, THEY WANTED A 396 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:24,310 A PICTURE -- >> Jimmy: OH, SOMEONE ON THE STREET WERE -- 397 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,945 >> SOMEONE ON THE STREET WAS HOPING IT WASN'T ME IN THAT CAR. 398 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,914 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT WAS, LIKE, RIGHT WHEN I WENT IN, AND I JUST ROLLED THE 399 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:33,086 WINDOW DOWN AND I WAS LIKE -- I SAID, "I'M SORRY." [ LAUGHTER ] 400 00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:37,891 AND THEY ROLLED IT BACK UP >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T EVEN TAKE PICTURE. 401 00:22:37,891 --> 00:22:40,293 NO >> NO. I HAD ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES I 402 00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:43,897 EVER DID A LATE NIGHT -- LIKE AN OLD "CONAN," A LONG TIME AGO. 403 00:22:43,897 --> 00:22:45,632 I REMEMBER I PULLED UP AND THEY TAKE PICTURES OF PEOPLE WHEN YOU WALK IN. 404 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,301 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO, I PULLED UP IN THE THING AND ALL THESE PEOPLE WALK 405 00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:50,003 OVER TO TAKE A PICTURE AND THEN THEY -- I COME OUT AND THEY WERE, LIKE, 406 00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:53,506 "WE DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS." AND THEY ALL JUST -- [ LAUGHTER ] 407 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:59,179 THEY ALL WALKED AWAY NO ONE EVEN TOOK -- IT'S ALL DIGITAL CAMERAS. 408 00:22:59,179 --> 00:23:01,281 THEY COULD JUST DELETE THE PICTURE. [ LAUGHTER ] 409 00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:08,054 THEY DID NOT WANT TO WASTE - >> Jimmy: HARD DRIVE SPACE >> I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH 410 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,357 ALL THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> I DON'T WANT TO DELETE IT 411 00:23:10,357 --> 00:23:11,858 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A LOT OF BUSINESS THEY JUST GO, "NAH, NEVER 412 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:13,626 MIND." >> Jimmy: NEVER MIND WE'RE ALL GOOD 413 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,261 >> SORRY >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE ON THE ROAD CONSTANTLY. 414 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:17,063 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND I THANK YOU FOR STOPPING IN AND DOING "THE 415 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,431 TONIGHT SHOW." WHAT'S IT LIKE IS THE ROAD THE SAME 416 00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:20,567 HAS IT CHANGED >> YEAH, IT'S THE SAME IT'S, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF 417 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,969 HOTELS STAY IN A LOT OF HOTELS. I FOUND OUT A GOOD NAP SPOT IS 418 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,638 I WILL LAY -- LIKE IF THE SUN IS COMING THROUGH THE HOTEL ROOM, LIKE A CAT 419 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,407 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, YOU LAY IN LIKE -- THE SUN'S ON THE BED, I'LL LAY 420 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:32,979 WHEREVER THE SUN IS. AND THEN I JUST LAY THERE AND TAKE A NAP, LIKE AN ANIMAL 421 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:36,950 LIKE AN ANIMAL THAT FOLLOWS THE SUN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR -- LIKE 422 00:23:36,950 --> 00:24:03,309 A COZY SPOT TO NAP >> UNBELIEVABLE. 423 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:07,447 I WILL LAY -- LIKE IF THE SUN IS COMING THROUGH THE HOTEL ROOM, LIKE A CAT 424 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,249 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, YOU LAY IN LIKE -- THE SUN'S ON THE BED, I'LL LAY 425 00:24:09,249 --> 00:24:11,117 WHEREVER THE SUN IS. AND THEN I JUST LAY THERE AND TAKE A NAP, LIKE AN ANIMAL 426 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,719 LIKE AN ANIMAL THAT FOLLOWS THE SUN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR -- LIKE 427 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:14,621 A COZY SPOT TO NAP >> UNBELIEVABLE. IT'S -- YOU KNOW, THE CLEANING 428 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,289 CREW WALKS IN, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE -- I'VE GOT TO FOLLOW THE SUN LIKE A DOG, BUT IT'S 429 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:17,691 NICE SOME HOTELS ARE GREAT. SOME ARE, LIKE, FINE 430 00:24:17,691 --> 00:24:20,293 I STAYED IN ONE, BECAUSE NO ONE REALLY WORKS AT HOTELS ANYMORE AND, LIKE, YOU'RE GOING TO SOME 431 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,062 OF THESE SMALL TOWNS AND IT'S, LIKE, THE GUY THAT OWNS IT WORKS THERE AND THAT'S 432 00:24:22,062 --> 00:24:23,363 IT AND SO, YOU'RE, LIKE, IS THE ROOM GOING TO GET CLEANED? 433 00:24:23,363 --> 00:24:25,665 AND HE'S, LIKE, NO I MEAN, IT'S NOT - [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:28,268 >> Jimmy: STRAIGHT-OUT, JUST TELLS YOU NO >> JUST IMMEDIATE. 435 00:24:28,268 --> 00:24:29,703 NAH, DUDE. HE GOES -- I MEAN -- WE DO IT EVERY THIRD GUEST. 436 00:24:29,703 --> 00:24:32,105 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I GO -- I CALLED DOWN -- ONE NIGHT THERE WAS A STAIN ON 437 00:24:32,105 --> 00:24:34,074 THE BED. AND I CALLED AND I SAID, "HEY, THERE'S A PRETTY BIG STAIN ON 438 00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:35,809 THE BED. AND HE GOES, "HOW BIG IS IT? AND I WAS, LIKE, DUDE, I'M 439 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,344 ABOUT TO GET TALKED INTO THIS STAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] 440 00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:39,279 AND I WAS, LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW, LIKE 70 NICKELS WORTH. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE 441 00:24:39,279 --> 00:24:40,847 IT I WAS, LIKE, IF YOU DROPPED 70 NICKELS ON THE BED, IT'S 442 00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:43,583 THAT AND HE WAS, LIKE, "IT'S NOT THAT BAD, TO BE HONEST." 443 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:45,885 AND I WAS, LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. MAYBE IT'S THE CLEANEST ROOM MAYBE IT WAS A THOUSAND NICKELS 444 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:48,188 BEFORE I GOT HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 70 NICKELS IS PRETTY BIG 445 00:24:48,188 --> 00:24:50,090 >> IF YOU DROP 70 NICKELS, IT'S A GOOD SPOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 446 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,825 "HELLO WORLD" IS THE NAME OF THE SPECIAL. WHAT'S THE SIGNIFICANCE BEHIND 447 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:53,426 THAT >> WELL, I WANTED A NICE GREETING 448 00:24:53,426 --> 00:24:55,261 I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING THAT WAS, LIKE, VERY WARMING AND TRY TO BE SPECIAL AND VERY 449 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:56,596 FUN. IT'S ALSO A NOD TO TIGER WOODS >> Jimmy: OH 450 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:58,465 >> WHEN TIGER TURNED PRO WHEN HE WAS 18, THERE'S A BIG -- LIKE HE SAID, HE GOES, "WELL, 451 00:24:58,465 --> 00:25:00,033 HELLO WORLD," AND MAKES A FAMOUS, LIKE, THING. SO, IT WAS KIND OF LIKE IT'S A 452 00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:01,501 A MIX OF -- I'M A BIG GOLFER, BIG TIGER FAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH 453 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,803 >> AND SO, IT KIND OF WORKED AND I WAS LIKE, "OH. AND IT'S LIKE A LITTLE NOD TO 454 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,772 HIM. >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU ACTUALLY MET TIGER WOODS 455 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:08,041 >> I ACTUALLY GOT TO MEET HIM. I DID A SHOW FOR THE PGA, AND HE WAS THERE 456 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:10,143 AND I TOLD HIM I TOLD HIM I WAS NAMING THIS SPECIAL -- THIS WAS A BIG 457 00:25:10,143 --> 00:25:11,878 DEAL - THIS WAS IT. >> Jimmy: JUDGING BY THIS 458 00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,213 PHOTO, I'M NOT SURE YOU DID MEET TIGER WOODS >> YEAH. 459 00:25:13,213 --> 00:25:14,948 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID YOU TALK TO EACH OTHER? 460 00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:20,220 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NEITHER ONE OF YOU ARE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. 461 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:24,891 >> YEAH. THEY GRABBED HIM >> Jimmy: IS THIS AT THE 462 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:27,193 BEGINNING OF THE CONVERSATION OR IS THIS THE END WHEN IT'S AWKWARD SILENCE? 463 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:30,797 LIKE, "SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE." >> HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS THERE. 464 00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:33,767 I JUST WENT THERE AND I STOOD NEXT TO HIM LIKE, "HEY, WE'RE TWO BUDS HANGING OUT." 465 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:36,803 >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T GET THAT CLOSE TO HIM >> YOU DON'T WANT TO TOUCH HIM 466 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:39,339 I MEAN, I DON'T -- IT'S TIGER WOODS. LIKE, YOU'RE GOING - 467 00:25:39,339 --> 00:25:41,341 >> Jimmy: IT IS TIGER WOODS. >> I TOLD HIM WITHIN EIGHT WORDS I TOLD HIM I WAS NAMING 468 00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:42,942 MY SPECIAL AFTER HIM SAYING "HELLO, WORD." IT'S A LOT -- IT WAS A LOT FOR 469 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:47,547 HIM TO TAKE IN IT'S JUST OUT OF NO -- >> Jimmy: DID HE REACT 470 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:52,218 >> HE WAS LIKE "OH, THAT'S COOL." I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REACT. 471 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:56,089 THERE'S NO CONTEXT TO ANY OF THIS HE DOESN'T, LIKE -- HE DOESN'T 472 00:25:56,089 --> 00:25:58,124 KNOW ME. DOESN'T KNOW WHAT -- I'M JUST WALKING UP, LIKE "I'M GOING TO 473 00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:00,326 NAME MY COMEDY SPECIAL AFTER YOU. AND HE'S LIKE ALL RIGHT. 474 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:06,332 HE GOES, "I APPRECIATE IT, MAN. I WAS LIKE, YEAH 475 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:12,772 HE TALKED ABOUT YOU. >> Jimmy: HE DID >> YEAH. 476 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:14,941 BECAUSE HE SAID -- I SAID I WAS A COMIC. AND HE LOVED COMING ON HERE AND 477 00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:17,143 JUST TALKED ABOUT COMING ON THE TO SHOW WITH HIS CADDIE. AND HE JUST TOLD -- AND HE JUST 478 00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:22,849 KEPT TALKING ENOUGH THAT I WAS, LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. 479 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:25,051 I GO, THAT'S -- I GO - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M NOT HERE TO TALK 480 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:26,553 ABOUT JIMMY FALLON >> I GO, "WE'VE ALL DONE THIS SHOW, ALL RIGHT? 481 00:26:26,553 --> 00:26:29,189 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHATEVER, TIGER. LET'S GET OUT OF THERE 482 00:26:29,189 --> 00:26:31,391 HE'S A GOOD DUDE BUT YOU DO THIS HOUR OF NEW MATERIAL AND ALREADY YOU'RE 483 00:26:31,391 --> 00:26:35,528 WORKING ON ANOTHER NEW MATERIAL >> YEAH. 484 00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:37,931 >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU DO? IT YOU'RE BRILLIANT 485 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,333 WHAT IS THE PROCESS? >> YOU KNOW, I'M BRILLIANT >> Jimmy: SORRY, I SNUCK THAT 486 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:42,402 IN THERE >> YEAH, I LIKED IT. >> Jimmy: I KNOW 487 00:26:42,402 --> 00:26:44,704 >> BUT IT'S -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A PRETTY HUMBLE GUY 488 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:48,541 YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE SAYING THAT >> THAT'S WHAT WE WROTE DOWN 489 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:53,346 I GO MAKE SURE YOU SAY BRILLIANT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT SAYS HERE - 490 00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:55,749 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> NOT YET YOU JUST THINK OF -- I DON'T 491 00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:57,851 KNOW YOU THINK OF DUMB STUFF. >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF STUFF 492 00:26:57,851 --> 00:27:01,755 ARE YOU THINKING OF NOW? >> ONE, SO I THOUGHT ABOUT THE OLD TIMES. 493 00:27:01,755 --> 00:27:04,090 BECAUSE OF CARS NOW, IF YOU DROVE A CAR HERE OR DROVE A CAR SOMEWHERE, REMEMBER YOU LEAVE 494 00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:09,062 YOUR LIGHTS ON AND SOMEONE'S LIKE, "WHO'S GOT A A HONDA ACCORD 495 00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:11,498 YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT BACK IN THE OLD DAYS IT 496 00:27:11,498 --> 00:27:15,101 WAS HORSE AND BUGGIES. SO, THEY WOULD PARK THEIR HORSES 497 00:27:15,101 --> 00:27:18,805 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, WHO'S GOT A BROWN HORSE? AND THAT'S EVERYBODY 498 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:21,508 EVERYBODY'S LIKE, "I THINK WE ALL DO." AND THEN, IT'S LIKE, YOUR HORSE 499 00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:23,710 IS GONE. IT'S JUST GONE [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:26,146 THAT WOULD BE THEIR LIGHTS, IS YOUR ENGINE IS GONE. AND THEN YOU GOT -- THEY'D BE 501 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:32,919 LIKE, "DID YOU LOOK FOR IT?" AND YOU GOT A LANTERN. YOU'RE, LIKE, "WE LOOKED AS 502 00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:38,692 MUCH AS A LANTERN WOULD LOOK LIKE, IT WAS NEVER WITHIN SIX FEET OF US." 503 00:27:38,692 --> 00:27:42,295 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS STUFF THAT YOU'RE THINKING OF RIGHT NOW 504 00:27:42,295 --> 00:27:45,799 >> THIS IS -- THIS IS THE PRIME STUFF YOU'RE GOING TO SEE OUT THERE ON THE ROAD. 505 00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:50,737 [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL TELL YOU WHAT >> Jimmy: NO 506 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:53,773 COME ON. >> THESE ARE THE HITS. >> Jimmy: YOU SAID -- LAST 507 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:56,076 TIME, YOU SAID YOU'RE GOING TO CUT DOWN ON SUGAR AND GET INTO HEALTHY -- YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 508 00:27:56,076 --> 00:27:58,078 >> THANK YOU IT'S GOTTEN BETTER I STILL HAVE JUST MELTDOWNS 509 00:27:58,078 --> 00:28:02,515 WHERE I'LL STILL GO TO McDONALD'S WENT THROUGH A McDONALD'S, AND 510 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:08,221 I HAD TO OPEN MY DOOR ONE TIME BECAUSE MY WINDOW WASN'T BROKE THAT WAS PRETTY SAD. 511 00:28:08,221 --> 00:28:12,425 THAT'S SAD FOR ME AND THEM IT'S LIKE ME AND THE McDONALD'S WORKER ARE ALL JUST LIKE, "WHAT 512 00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:16,096 ARE WE DOING WITH OUR LIVES? LIKE, THEY SHOULDN'T SEE YOUR WHOLE BODY IN A DRIVE-THROUGH 513 00:28:16,096 --> 00:28:18,498 WINDOW THEY SHOULDN'T -- LIKE, YOU JUST HAVE TO OPEN IT 514 00:28:18,498 --> 00:28:24,037 AND YOU'RE LIKE -- AND YOU JUST TAKE ALL THE THINGS. THEY SEE YOU'RE SHOES. 515 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:27,907 AND YOU'RE, LIKE -- YOU'RE LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW, DUDE. I SHOULD'VE JUST NOT DONE IT." 516 00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:30,310 THE ONE DAY MY WINDOW DOESN'T -- MY WINDOW GOES DOWN EVERYDAY ON 517 00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:32,846 EARTH OF MY LIFE AND THE ONE DAY IT DOESN'T I'M, LIKE, "I'LL PROBABLY DO 518 00:28:32,846 --> 00:28:39,486 A DRIVE-THROUGH TODAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A GLUTTON FOR 519 00:28:39,486 --> 00:28:42,856 PUNISHMENT, MAN. THAT'S TERRIBLE. >> IT'S BRUTAL 520 00:28:42,856 --> 00:28:46,693 >> Jimmy: THAT'S TERRIBLE. >> BUT I HAVE GOTTEN PETTER. I'M 43 521 00:28:46,693 --> 00:28:49,662 43, YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE YOUNG. YOU KNOW, LIKE I'LL HANG OUT 522 00:28:49,662 --> 00:28:52,699 LIKE A 23-YEAR-OLD AND I'M, LIKE, "YOU GET IT DUDE 523 00:28:52,699 --> 00:28:54,567 WE'RE JUST A COUPLE YOUNG DUDES KICKING IT." [ LAUGHTER ] 524 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:58,405 AND SOME GUY WILL BE LIKE, "I'M 45." I'M, LIKE, "BEAT IT OLD MAN. 525 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,774 [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT GUY THE NERVE TO HANG OUT, YOU 526 00:29:00,774 --> 00:29:07,914 KNOW LET'S GO SIT DOWN A LITTLE BIT [ LAUGHTER ] 527 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:10,150 I DID HAVE -- I WENT AND GOT A A PHYSICAL RECENTLY. AND AFTER YOUR 40s, I'LL TELL 528 00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:17,857 YOU -- BEFORE 40, YOU GO THROUGH, LIKE, A DRIVE-THROUGH WINDOW 529 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:21,027 IT'S -- THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, YOU MOVE YOUR NECK, AND THEY'RE, LIKE, COME ON MAN, YOU'RE 530 00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:28,668 WASTING EVERYBODY'S TIME, ALL RIGHT. GO LIVE A LIFE 531 00:29:28,668 --> 00:29:30,470 AND THEN, YOU PASS 40, AND THE DOCTOR'S, LIKE, "DO YOU MIND SHUTTING THAT DOOR BEHIND YOU? 532 00:29:30,470 --> 00:29:34,774 [ LAUGHTER ] I'D LOCK IT. WE'RE ABOUT TO GET AFTER IT. 533 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:36,743 [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT WAS THE FIRST -- IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER BEEN 534 00:29:36,743 --> 00:29:43,416 TALKED TO OLD. AND SO, IT WAS JUST ME AND HIM AND HE GOES, "DO YOU PEE A LOT 535 00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:47,587 AT NIGHT?" [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS, LIKE, "DID MY DAD 536 00:29:47,587 --> 00:29:52,592 JUST WALK IN THE ROOM? LIKE, HOW OLD -- I NEVER PEED AT NIGHT IN MY LIFE. 537 00:29:52,592 --> 00:29:58,064 I WAS LIKE, HOW ABOUT THAT I DON'T PEE UNTIL THE SUN GOES DOWN 538 00:29:58,064 --> 00:30:01,668 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I DID -- BUT, JUST SO I KNOW, WHAT IS A LOT? 539 00:30:01,668 --> 00:30:04,637 WHAT IS BIG AMOUNT AND, I TELL YOU WHAT HE'S RUINED ME 540 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:08,041 I ONLY PEE AT NIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S -- I WOULD LOVE TO PEE 541 00:30:08,041 --> 00:30:12,345 DURING THE DAY MY BODY'S, LIKE, ENJOY THE DAY WE'RE GETTING IT OUT IT 542 00:30:12,345 --> 00:30:16,449 TONIGHT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT HAVE FUN 543 00:30:16,449 --> 00:30:18,284 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NATE BARGATZE, EVERYBODY. 544 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,186 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HIS NEW SPECIAL "NATE BARGATZE: HELLO WORLD" COMES TO PRIME 545 00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:23,390 VIDEO ONE WEEK FROM TODAY! CONGRATULATIONS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 546 00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:27,594 OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW." NATE BARGATZE, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 547 00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:57,791 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE THE STARS OF THE HIT NETFLIX 548 00:30:57,791 --> 00:31:01,361 SERIES, "GINNY AND GEORGIA." SEASON TWO IS STREAMING NOW. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 549 00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:04,631 BRIANNE HOWEY AND ANTONIA GENTRY 550 00:31:05,632 --> 00:31:18,678 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 551 00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:20,947 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 552 00:31:20,947 --> 00:31:22,482 TALKING ABOUT. I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE I'M A BIG FANS OF BOTH OF YOU. 553 00:31:22,482 --> 00:31:25,785 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE >> AW, THANK YOU 554 00:31:25,785 --> 00:31:27,887 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS "GINNY AND GEORGIA," I -- WHICH, BY THE WAY, I THINK I 555 00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:29,489 WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO WATCH THE SHOW >> ABSOLUTELY. 556 00:31:29,489 --> 00:31:32,125 I HEARD THAT >> OF COURSE I GUESS. 557 00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:34,861 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. THOUGH I WAS, RIGHT? 558 00:31:34,861 --> 00:31:36,830 AND I CAME IN AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "OH, NO. WE'RE ALL WATCHING IT. 559 00:31:36,830 --> 00:31:38,264 EVERYONE IS OBSESSED." [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN SEASON 2 CAME OUT, IT'S 560 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:40,433 THE NUMBER 1 SHOW IN 60 COUNTRIES. NUMBER ONE 561 00:31:40,433 --> 00:31:44,571 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW [ LAUGHTER ] 562 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,139 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT BRIANNE, WAS THERE A MOMENT 563 00:31:46,139 --> 00:31:48,508 THAT YOU REALIZED THAT THE SHOW WAS TAKING OFF >> YEAH. 564 00:31:48,508 --> 00:31:50,810 YOU KNOW, I WAS IN BERLIN OVER THE SUMMER A VERY, VERY DELAYED HONEYMOON 565 00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:52,445 AND THERE HAPPENED TO BE A A MARATHON GOING BY OUR HOTEL, SO MY HUSBAND AND I ARE 566 00:31:52,445 --> 00:31:58,551 STANDING WATCHING THE MARATHON AND THIS VERY KIND GROWN MAN RUNS OUT OF THE MARATHON AND 567 00:31:58,551 --> 00:32:01,421 APPROACHES US AND TELLS ME HOW MUCH HE ENJOYS THE SHOW. AND HE SAYS, "I KNOW I'M NOT 568 00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:04,791 YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC, BUT I LOVE THE SHOW." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 569 00:32:04,791 --> 00:32:09,729 >> Jimmy: HE SAID, "I KNOW I'M NOT YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC"? >> YEAH, YEAH. 570 00:32:09,729 --> 00:32:12,065 >> Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY THAT HE EVEN SAY THAT. HOW ABOUT YOU, ANTONIA 571 00:32:12,065 --> 00:32:13,667 DID YOU -- WHEN WAS THE FIRST -- FIRST TIME YOU REALIZED THE SHOW WAS BIG? 572 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:16,403 >> YEAH. I WAS JUST IN PARIS RECENTLY FOR FASHION WEEK, AND I WAS 573 00:32:16,403 --> 00:32:17,904 GOING UP TO MY HOTEL AND THERE WAS A GROUP OF PEOPLE JUST WAITING OUTSIDE. 574 00:32:17,904 --> 00:32:23,410 AND I WAS LIKE, "WOW, OKAY THAT'S COOL. AND THIS ONE FAN, SHE -- SHE 575 00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:26,179 CAME UP TO ME AND SHE WAS CRYING AND, LIKE, SHAKING. AND I DIDN'T SPEAK FRENCH SO I 576 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:40,660 DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY COMFORT HER. >> Jimmy: WOW. 577 00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:42,629 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO, I JUST -- AND I GAVE HER A BIG HUG AND SHE GAVE ME 578 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,798 A LETTER AND I WENT BACK TO MY HOTEL ROOM AND I READ IT, AND IT WAS 579 00:32:44,798 --> 00:32:46,499 ONE OF THE MOST HEARTFELT THINGS I HAD READ AND SINCE THE SHOW TOUCHED HER SO MUCH 580 00:32:46,499 --> 00:32:49,302 >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT AMAZING GLOBAL IT'S A GLOBAL HIT. 581 00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:51,137 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT I HEAR AROUND THE CITY YOU HAVE NEW RULES FOR 582 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:53,873 WALKING AROUND >> YEAH, BECAUSE I LIVE IN NEW YORK 583 00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:56,509 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND -- 584 00:32:56,509 --> 00:33:00,480 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THANK YOU. AND I'VE LEARNED NOT TO LEAVE 585 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,717 MY APARTMENT AT 3:00 P.M. ON A A WEEKDAY. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 586 00:33:03,717 --> 00:33:06,786 >> THE SCHOOL. >> BECAUSE THEN THE HIGH SCHOOLERS, THEY -- THAT'S WHEN 587 00:33:06,786 --> 00:33:08,955 THEY GET OUT OF SCHOOL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR -- THAT 588 00:33:08,955 --> 00:33:11,491 IS YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC. >> YEAH, THAT IS MY DEMOGRAPHIC. 589 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,326 >> Jimmy: YOU WILL BE MOBBED >> AND MANY OF THEM ARE BIGGER THAN ME. 590 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:15,962 >> I DON'T KNOW, THOUGH. I -- HEY, AT ALL TIMES THE DAY >> THEY'RE SCARY 591 00:33:15,962 --> 00:33:18,598 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT NO, REALLY NOW IT'S EVERYBODY 592 00:33:18,598 --> 00:33:20,233 >> I LOVE FRANCE >> BUT THERE'S -- >> Jimmy: I'M LOVING IT TOO, 593 00:33:20,233 --> 00:33:21,768 YEAH HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THIS ROLE 594 00:33:21,768 --> 00:33:24,471 DID THEY COME AFTER YOU? DID YOU AUDITION FOR THIS? HOW DID -- HOW DID YOU KNOW 595 00:33:24,471 --> 00:33:26,072 ABOUT THIS >> I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF FINALS WEEK AT UNIVERSITY. 596 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:31,378 I WAS TRYING TO GRADUATE >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 597 00:33:31,378 --> 00:33:33,713 >> IT WAS REALLY DIFFICULT I BARELY DID AND I GET IT IN MY INBOX, THE 598 00:33:33,713 --> 00:33:36,249 AUDITION AND I ALMOST DIDN'T AUDITION FOR IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS 599 00:33:36,249 --> 00:33:39,686 GOING TO FAIL AT SCHOOL. BUT I READ THE SCRIPT AND I REALLY CONNECTED TO THE 600 00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:41,421 CHARACTER IN A WAY THAT I HADN'T BEFORE FOR OTHER ROLES, AND I KNEW IF I DIDN'T 601 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:48,094 AUDITION, I WOULD REGRET IT. SO, I DID. AND THEN, LIKE, A COUPLE WEEKS 602 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:49,763 AFTER GRADUATING, I WAS FLYING BACK AND FORTH SIX DIFFERENT TIMES TO L.A. AND TO DO 603 00:33:49,763 --> 00:33:53,900 CHEMISTRY. >> SO MANY RESPONSES, THIS POOR GIRL 604 00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:55,735 >> THIS POOR GIRL. >> AND I CLEARLY DO NOT REGRET IT 605 00:33:55,735 --> 00:33:57,837 IT WAS SUCH A CRAZY TIMELINE IT WAS EXTREMELY LUCKY >> Jimmy: LIFE CHANGING. 606 00:33:57,837 --> 00:34:00,240 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIFE CHANGING. AND NOW YOU GUYS ARE -- WELL, 607 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:05,712 YOU'RE "GINNY AND GEORGIA" NOW >> YEAH. >> YEAH. 608 00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:09,749 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, THIS IS ALL 609 00:34:09,749 --> 00:34:11,818 THAT'S HAPPENING NOW >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THEN YEAH. 610 00:34:11,818 --> 00:34:13,553 >> "GINNY AND GEORGIA. >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 611 00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:15,789 CONGRATS NOW YOU LOOK -- NOW YOU GOT -- WHY DO YOU THINK THE SHOW'S 612 00:34:15,789 --> 00:34:20,226 RESONATED WITH SO MANY PEOPLE AND DIFFERENT DEMOGRAPHICS >> I THINK THERE'S REALLY JUST 613 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:23,530 SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE IN THE SHOW >> UH-HUH. 614 00:34:23,530 --> 00:34:27,133 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY, LIKE, HARD AND FUN BUT IT'S ALSO VERY REAL. 615 00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:28,968 WE HAVE SUCH A DIVERSE GROUP OF CHARACTERS WITH DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES. 616 00:34:28,968 --> 00:34:32,272 >> STORYLINES. >> YEAH. TOUCHES SO MANY SUBJECTS 617 00:34:32,272 --> 00:34:34,674 IT'S INCREDIBLY AUTHENTIC. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH 618 00:34:34,674 --> 00:34:36,676 >> THERE'S CHARACTER FOR EVERYONE TO REALLY LATCH ON TO >> Jimmy: HOW DO WE SET IT UP 619 00:34:36,676 --> 00:34:40,246 FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN "GINNY AND GEORGIA"? >> OOH 620 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:44,284 >> SEASON TWO, WE PICK UP RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF, ONLY TWO WEEKS HAVE PASSED. 621 00:34:44,284 --> 00:34:46,086 GINNY UNFORTUNATELY FINDS OUT THAT HER STEPFATHER DID NOT DIE FROM NATURAL CAUSES AND THAT 622 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:50,623 HER MOTHER ACTUALLY MURDERED HIM ON HER BEHALF, SO -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE, YEAH. 623 00:34:50,623 --> 00:34:54,461 >> -- IT'S JUST THAT ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S -- 624 00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:56,429 YEAH >> BUT GEORGIA IS BUSY PLANNING A WEDDING, SO WE'RE MOVING 625 00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:59,265 FORWARD IN IT IN EVERY ASPECT. >> YEAH, THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THEN TO TALK 626 00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:05,171 ABOUT MURDER >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH >> MUCH MORE IMPORTANT 627 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:06,840 >> MURDER. >> Jimmy: THAN YOU BEING A A MURDERER 628 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,775 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> YEAH, IT'S MINOR. 629 00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:11,378 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE A YOUNG, SINGLE MOM >> YES 630 00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:13,113 >> Jimmy: I GUESS WE CAN SAY THAT TO GEORGIA SO YOU GUYS PLAY -- YEAH, MOTHER, DAUGHTER 631 00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:14,881 JUST BEFORE THE MURDERING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OR IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN 632 00:35:14,881 --> 00:35:16,916 IT -- >> Jimmy: IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT -- IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, 633 00:35:16,916 --> 00:35:18,952 WE'LL BE SETTING THAT PART UP. >> IT'S NOT A SPOILER. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT A 634 00:35:18,952 --> 00:35:20,687 A SPOILER. YEAH I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 635 00:35:20,687 --> 00:35:23,089 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HERE'S BRIANNE HOWEY AND ANTONIA GENTRY IN "GINNY 636 00:35:23,089 --> 00:35:26,126 AND GEORGIA. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 637 00:35:28,862 --> 00:35:34,901 >> MOM >> GET OUT OF HERE, GINNY. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 638 00:35:34,901 --> 00:35:37,303 >> I CALLED TOM. HE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS BOOK HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE A 639 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:41,241 A TEACHER. >> YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU'RE CAUGHT? 640 00:35:41,241 --> 00:35:43,076 YOU THINK THEY'LL GO EASY ON ME YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND DOING 641 00:35:43,076 --> 00:35:46,813 WHATEVER YOU WANT ALL THE TIME THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DIDN'T TELL YOU 642 00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:50,850 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THINGS ARE LIKE FOR ME SOMETIMES. AND I CAN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING 643 00:35:50,850 --> 00:35:54,587 BECAUSE THEN YOU MIGHT GO AND DO SOMETHING INSANE LIKE THIS. >> I'M NOT GOING TO SIT BACK 644 00:35:54,587 --> 00:35:59,092 AND LET SOMEONE TREAT MY DAUGHTER THIS WAY. I'M YOUR MOTHER. 645 00:35:59,092 --> 00:36:02,896 NO ONE ON THIS EARTH LOVES YOU MORE THAN I DO >> I KNOW. 646 00:36:02,896 --> 00:36:05,165 >> I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU OKAY YOU KNOW THAT. 647 00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:11,404 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH COME ON. 648 00:36:11,404 --> 00:36:15,041 THAT'S A PARENT. BRIANNE HOWEY, ANTONIA GENTRY, EVERYONE 649 00:36:15,041 --> 00:36:17,043 SEASON TWO OF "GINNY AND GEORGIA" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. 650 00:36:17,043 --> 00:36:20,914 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM STEPHEN SANCHEZ. 651 00:36:20,914 --> 00:36:24,317 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 652 00:36:24,317 --> 00:36:47,440 * >> Jimmy: HERE WITH THE TV DEBUT OF HIS NEW SONG 653 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:53,713 "EVANGELINE," PLEASE WELCOME STEPHEN SANCHEZ! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 654 00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:53,747 STEPHEN SANCHEZ! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 655 00:37:17,871 --> 00:37:23,043 * BABY, GIVE IT ALL GIVE IT ALL JUST 656 00:37:23,043 --> 00:37:31,151 TO MAKE YOU MINE * * AND IF YOU NEED AND MINUTE * 657 00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:34,054 * HONEY, I'LL GIVE YO ALL MY TIM ALL THE TIME * 658 00:37:34,054 --> 00:37:40,560 * DO YOU NEED A SANDMAN OR A PHONE CAL TO MR. JONES OH * 659 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:48,768 * I'LL PUT YOUR DREAMS TO SLEE WITH RATTLING BONES * 660 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:55,075 * SO, DON'T GO TO SLEEP DON'T REST YOUR HEAD * * I'LL BE THE PILLO 661 00:37:55,075 --> 00:38:01,781 AND I'LL BE THE BED * * HOLDING YOUR DREAMS AS YOU LIE TO REST * 662 00:38:01,781 --> 00:38:08,421 * EVANGELIN EVANGELINE * * DON'T GO TO SLEEP 663 00:38:08,421 --> 00:38:14,894 DON'T REST YOUR HEAD * * I'LL BE THE PILLO AND I'LL BE THE BED * 664 00:38:14,894 --> 00:38:20,133 * HOLDING YOUR DREAMS AS YOU LIE TO REST EVANGELINE * 665 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:33,046 * ANYBODY CALL A DOCTOR I'M A THOUSAND DEGRESS IN LOVE * 666 00:38:33,046 --> 00:38:39,252 * AND I THINK ABOUT WHAT I'M SAYIN BETWEEN THE TWO OF US * 667 00:38:39,252 --> 00:38:45,925 * YOU'RE MY ANGEL IN THE DOORWAY * * I COULDN'T BEAR 668 00:38:45,925 --> 00:38:55,235 TO LOSE YOU * * AND IF YOU'RE SO IN LOV HONEY, I MUST STAY 669 00:38:55,235 --> 00:39:03,009 WITH YOU * * SO, DON'T GO TO SLEEP DON'T REST YOUR HEAD * 670 00:39:03,009 --> 00:39:08,348 * I'LL BE THE PILLO AND I'LL BE THE BED * * HOLDING YOUR DREAMS 671 00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:16,756 AS YOU LIE TO REST * * EVANGELIN EVANGELINE * 672 00:39:16,756 --> 00:39:22,128 * DON'T GO TO SLEEP DON'T REST YOUR HEAD * * I'LL BE THE PILLO 673 00:39:22,128 --> 00:39:29,436 AND I'LL BE THE BED. * HOLDING YOUR DREAMS AS YOU LIE TO REST 674 00:39:29,436 --> 00:39:54,594 EVANGELINE * * >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH 675 00:39:54,594 --> 00:40:00,367 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON! COME ON! 676 00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:04,404 THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. STEPHEN SANCHEZ! 677 00:40:04,404 --> 00:40:07,474 THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. TICKETS FOR HIS FALL TOUR ARE ON SALE NOW. 678 00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:29,129 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 679 00:40:29,129 --> 00:40:32,298 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO NATASHA LYONNE, NATE BARGATZE, BRIANNE HOWEY, ANTONIA GENTRY. 680 00:40:32,298 --> 00:40:38,538 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STEPHEN SANCHEZ, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 681 00:40:38,538 --> 00:40:42,575 "EVANGELINE. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA 682 00:40:42,575 --> 00:40:45,979 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 683 00:40:45,979 --> 00:40:49,149 GOODNIGHT, EVERYONE. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 684 00:40:49,149 --> 00:40:50,650 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 685 00:40:57,924 --> 00:40:57,924 {\an8}