>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - NATASHA LYONNE
NATE BARGATZE, BRIANNE HOWEY AND ANTONIA GENTRY
MUSICAL GUEST STEPHEN SANCHEZ, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1784 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, EVERYONE,
AND WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELCOME. WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE'S TALKING
ABOUT THIS TODAY THE NOMINATIONS WERE ANNOUNCED FOR THE 95th ACADEMY
AWARDS YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LEADING THE WAY WITH 11 NOMINATIONS IS THE MOVIE "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT
ONCE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A FILM ABOUT ALL THE
PLACES THEY FOUND PRESIDENT BIDEN'S CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS [ LAUGHTER ]
LADY GAGA AND RIHANNA WERE NOMINATED FOR BEST ORIGINAL SONG, BUT TAYLOR SWIFT WAS
SNUBBED. [ AUDIENCE OOHS ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE ALBUM
TAYLOR WRITES ABOUT BEING SNUBBED AT THE OSCARS WILL PROBABLY WIN ALL THE GRAMMYS
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS COOL - GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S
"PINOCCHIO" PICKED UP TWO NOMINATIONS. BEST -
[ APPLAUSE ] BEST ANIMATED FILM AND BEST DOCUMENTARY ABOUT
GEORGE SANTOS. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME POLITICAL NEWS, YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, BUT A A DOZEN CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS WERE JUST FOUND AT MIKE PENCE'S
HOUSE IN INDIANA THE CRAZIEST PART ABOUT THESE DOCUMENTS THAT WERE FOUND, THEY
WERE FOUND STUFFED BETWEEN A A DOZEN WU-TANG ALBUMS [ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN THE NEWS BROKE, PENCE WAS SO EMBARRASSED HE TURNED CLEAR [ LAUGHTER ]
APPARENTLY, PENCE BROUGHT THE DOCUMENTS HOME WHEN HE BLACKED OUT DURING A 3:00 A.M. MILK
BINGE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THESE ARE CRAZY TIMES.
RIGHT NOW, WALGREEN'S HAS DEODORANT BEHIND A LOCKED CASE WHILE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS ARE
LAYING AROUND LIKE J. CREW CATALOGS ALL OVER THE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"THIS ONE'S FROM 2015. AND GET THIS, DONALD TRUMP JR. POSTED A VIDEO ON FACEBOOK
WHERE HE WEIGHED IN ON ALL THESE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS BEING FOUND, AND ONCE AGAIN, HE
USED A LOT OF AIR QUOTES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WATCH THIS
>> JUST SO WE UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF HYPOCRISY AND
RIDICULOUSNESS - "A SHARED DESIRE TO KEEP QUIET EARLY ON, BIDEN'S ATTORNEYS --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "-- AND JUSTICE DEPARTMENT INVESTIGATORS BOTH THOUGHT THEY
HAD A SHARED UNDERSTANDING ABOUT KEEPING THE MATTER QUIET BUT THEY HAD VERY DIFFERENT
REASONS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVEN THING FROM
"WEDNESDAY" WAS, LIKE, "CALM DOWN, DUDE." [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME BUSINESS NEWS, THE FORMER CEO OF DOLLAR GENERAL IS GOING TO BE THE NEW CEO OF DOLLAR
TREE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I HAVE A FEELING HE'S NOT EVEN
GOING TO BOTHER TELLING HIS FAMILY HE SWITCHED JOBS. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, HE'S LIKE, "WHAT'S THE POINT? >> Steve: DOLLAR GENERAL
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I
HEARD THAT MATTRESS MAKER SERTA SIMMONS JUST FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY
THE HEAD OF THE COMPANY IS, LIKE, "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY, IT'S ABOUT THE MEMORY
FOAM WE MADE ALONG THE WAY." [ LAUGHTER ] SOME TV NEWS, LAST NIGHT WAS
THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "THE BACHELOR." THAT'S RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP. 30 WOMEN ARE TRYING TO WIN THE
HEART OF ONE MAN, AND SO FAR I GOT TO SAY MY FAVORITE CONTESTANTS ARE KAITY,
KATHERINE, KIMBERLY, CARA, AND CAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
ONE MORE TIME. THAT'S KATHERINE, KAITY, CARA, KIMBERLY, AND CAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AGAIN, THAT'S KAIA, KAYLA, KERRY, KESHA AND CAT
[ LAUGHTER ] JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, THAT'S KIM, KOURTNEY, KHLOE, KENDALL,
AND CAT. [ LAUGHTER ] IN CASE YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT,
THERE'S KIMBLY, COBBLY, KEYCHAIN, KACHING, AND CAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
FINALLY, ONE LAST TIME, THAT'S KEH, KUH, KEP, KUR, AND KEH-HEH-HEH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT "THE BACHELOR" IS BACK
LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE WAS THE ONE WHERE ALL THE CONTESTANTS ARRIVE IN THE LIMO TO MEET "THE
BACHELOR" FOR THE FIRST TIME WELL, IF YOU MISSED IT, DON'T WORRY, 'CAUSE HERE TO REENACT
THE SCENE WHERE ZACH MEETS CAT, THE ACTUAL LINES FROM THE SHOW, HERE ARE TARIQ AND QUESTLOVE
GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Tariq: THANKS, JIMMY. TONIGHT I'LL BE PLAYING CAT, A A CONTESTANT FROM NEW YORK
>> Questlove: AND I'LL BE PLAYING ZACH, WHO'S ABOUT TO MEET CAT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] >> Tariq: HI-I-I-I [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Questlove: UH, I RECOGNIZE YOU. >> Tariq: YOU REMEMBER ME?
[ GROWLS ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: I RECOGNIZE CAT.
>> Tariq: OH, YOU REMEMBER ME! >> Questlove: YEAH [ GROWLS ]
CAT'S HERE >> Tariq: WELL, I'M CAT. YOU REMEMBER ME FROM THE LIVE
SHOW >> Questlove: I DO I SEE YOU LOOKING AT THE
MANSION. IT'S KIND OF SCARY AND BIG IN PERSON, HUH?
>> Tariq: NOT TO ME, NO. >> Questlove: NO >> Tariq: I'M FROM NEW YORK,
YOU KNOW YOU KNOW THIS, COME ON >> Questlove: HA-HA-HA, FROM
NEW YORK YEAH >> Tariq: FROM NEW YORK!
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: BADA-BOO, BADA-BEE, BABA-DOO
>> Tariq: AH, THE GABAGOOL, AM I RIGHT? >> Questlove: HOW CAN I FORGET
THE GABAGOOL MY BAD, MY BAD, MY BAD >> Tariq: WELL, WE'LL TALK
INSIDE, ALL RIGHT? >> Questlove: ALL RIGHT. BYE, CAT
>> Tariq: AND REMEMBER, LOVE YA MNEH-HEH-HA, NEH-HEH-HA,
NEH-HA-HA-HA >> Questlove: SEE YOU, CAT HEH, SHE'S FUNNY
>> Tariq: AH, WHERE'S THE GABAGOOL *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TARIQ AND QUESTLOVE, EVERYBODY.
TARIQ AND QUESTLOVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
THEY'RE SO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE GOOD
HEY, STOP. [ APPLAUSE ] THEY'RE GOOD
YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YOU'RE GOOD. YEAH THEY STOPPED CLAPPING.
THANK YOU, VERY GOOD, YEAH "HEY, GABAGOOL!" DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
DISNEY WORLD JUST CLOSED SPLASH MOUNTAIN [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
BUT IF YOU WANT THE SAME EXPERIENCE, JUST RIDE THE NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY WHEN IT'S
RAINING. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I READ ABOUT A SURVEY THAT
FOUND THAT MOST POPULAR THEMES FOR KIDS' BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE "UNICORN" AND "VIDEO GAME.
YEAH, THEY ALSO RELEASED THE LIST OF LEAST POPULAR BIRTHDAY PARTY THEMES
FIRST, THERE'S "SURPRISE, YOU'RE GETTING BRACES. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN THERE'S "THE WAR OF 1812. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, "DEAD CLOWN."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THE LEAST POPULAR. GUYS, FINALLY, IT IS TUESDAY
IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WETWEET * >> Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"WETWEET." THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING WE SHOULD POST
ON TWITTER I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS
WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT.
YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS YEP.
YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM, YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. WHATEVER YOU WANT, AND WE'RE
GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE. HIGGINS, ROOTS, DO YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKERS TOO?
>> Steve: GOT IT, GOT IT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT
ALL RIGHT, NOW, WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW
SO THAT YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT >> Steve: OH
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE
YOU GUYS READY >> YES >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
THE FIRST TWEET IS, "YODA'S PARENTS WERE PROBABLY, LIKE, "I'M SURE HE'LL GROW OUT OF IT,
NOBODY CAN TALK LIKE THAT FOREVER. [ LAUGHTER ]
* "PLAYING -- PLAYING WITH BLOCKS WE ARE."
YEAH, NO ONE CAN TALK LIKE THAT FOREVER. THEY GROW OUT IT
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THE VOTES ARE IN, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
[ DRUM ROLL OOH, NOT BAD 114!
* THAT'S GOOD, POSITIVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S A GOOD START. IT'S A GOOD START. I LIKE THIS NEXT ONE, I THINK.
>> Steve: THIS ONE YOU LIKE THE BEST >> Jimmy: THIS ONE, I THINK, SO
FAR. THIS NEXT ONE I LIKE BETTER -- >> Steve: BETTER THAN THE OTHER
ONE. >> Jimmy: I THINK SO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: THINK YOU DO >> Jimmy: EITHER WAY I'M VOTING NOW.
'CAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT. >> Steve: OH, REALLY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ IT, YOU'RE
JUST GOING TO VOTE >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO READ IT, BUT THIS ONE'S PRETTY GOOD
THIS NEXT ONE IS, "JANUARY IS THE 'MONDAY' OF MONTHS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* >> Steve: I AGREE. YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I THINK --
>> Steve: FACTUAL, THAT IS A A FACTUAL STATEMENT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE AUDIENCE
DOESN'T SEEM TO LIKE IT AT ALL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: IT'S NOT HUMOROUS.
>> Jimmy: I THINK THIS ONE - >> Steve: I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS HUMOROUS, I SAID IT WAS
FACTUAL. >> Jimmy: I THINK -- I THINK YODA IS GOING TO WIN OVER THIS
ONE. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUMROLL ]
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, A LITTLE BIT MORE
* ALL RIGHT, APPRECIATE THAT THANK YOU.
A LITTLE BIT MORE. >> Steve: A LITTLE BARN BURNER THERE.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO TO THE NEXT ONE HERE IT SAYS, "MY PARENTS WERE LIKE,
'IN MY DAY, WE WALKED THROUGH SNOW TO SCHOOL.' MY GENERATION IS, LIKE, 'IN MY
DAY WE HAD 'TITANIC' ON TWO VHS TAPES. [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> Steve: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU GOT IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD WE HAD IT.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: WE HAD TO TAKE ONE OUT AND PUT -- MAKE SURE THE
OTHER ONE WAS REWOUND. A LOT OF PROBLEMS, YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE I THINK IT'S HIGHER THAN 122 LET'S SEE.
OH YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO NEXT UP IS, "'LIVE, LAUGH,
LEAVE' WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER KITCHEN SIGN." [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S GREAT, YEAH, I LOVE IT. >> Steve: THERE'S THE DOOR >> Jimmy: "GET OUT."
YEAH, YEAH THAT'S GETTING A VOTE. THAT'S GONNA -- THAT'S SO GOOD
"LIVE, LAUGH, LEAVE. GET OUT. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS
ONE. [ DRUMROLL ] OH
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: BANG >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THAT ONE'S GOING TO
BE HARD TO TOP >> Steve: 177. >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S THE
WINNER BUT WE DO HAVE ONE MORE. >> Steve: IS IT ANY GOOD
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS ONE'S GOOD THIS LAST ONE IS, "HOW DO I
UNSUBSCRIBE FROM EMAILS CONFIRMING THAT I UNSUBSCRIBED FROM AN EMAIL?
[ LAUGHTER ] * "I JUST -- I CAN'T GET AWAY
FROM THESE PEOPLE! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE WHAT THE AUDIENCE VOTED FOR. [ DRUMROLL ]
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: OH SO THE WINNER IS -
* THE WINNER IS NUMBER FOUR. SO THE WINNER IS, "'LIVE,
LAUGH, LEAVE' -- [ BELL DINGS ] "-- WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER
KITCHEN SIGN." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING
THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT
A "WETWEET", AND ENJOY WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW NATASHA LYONNE IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NATE BARGATZE IS JOINING US! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FROM THE HIT NETFLIX SHOW "GINNY AND GEORGIA," BRIANNE HOWEY AND
ANTONIA GENTRY ARE HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
STEPHEN SANCHEZ! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NATASHA LYONNE COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET DOWN TO
THE NITTY GRITTY >> OKAY, MY DEAR >> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- YOU HAVE
A NEW HOBBY. IS THIS TRUE AND IN WHAT I'M HEARING -- DO
YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST CO-CREATED AND STARRED IN THE
EMMY-WINNING SERIES, "RUSSIAN DOLL." SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW SHOW,
"POKER FACE," WHICH PREMIERES THIS THURSDAY ON PEACOCK, WITH NEW EPISODES STREAMING
THURSDAYS. PLEASE WELCOME NATASHA LYONNE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW WELCOME BACK
>> THANKS, JIMMY >> Jimmy: IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I -- I'VE
TALKED TO YOU ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS, BUT I SAW YOU POSTED OVER THE WEEKEND
YOU WERE AT "SNL" WITH -- WITH TONY HAWK HERE, AND AMY POEHLER.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE
PRO-SKATERS. >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO
KNOW >> ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT
ABOUT AMY AND I. >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH >> BUT WE SPEND MOST OF OUR
TIME DOING -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, SKATEBOARDING
STUFF. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WERE YOU THERE FOR
JUST FOR FUN OR TO SEE THE GANG OR SO -- AUBREY --
>> GOT TO SUPPORT AUBREY >> Jimmy: AUBREY WAS FANTASTIC --
>> THE BABY. >> Jimmy: THE BABY WAS GREAT >> GOTTA SUPPORT THE BABY WHO
CRUSHED. >> Jimmy: SHE DID. >> AND --
>> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED WHEN YOU HOSTED, BY THE WAY >> OH.
>> Jimmy: YES, IT CRUSHED! >> THESE ARE CRUSHERS. >> Jimmy: CRUSHED!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WE GO IN AND WE CRUSH >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW TO HOW TO DO
IT >> AH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE TALKED -- WE
TALKED RIGHT BEFORE YOU WERE ABOUT TO HOST. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE KIND OF, LIKE, "DUDE, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS."
>> YEAH, AND YOU TOLD ME TO PULL OUT, REMEMBER >> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAID -
>> YOU WERE LIKE, "BABY, BABY. >> Jimmy: I SAID, "HEY, CANCEL THEY'LL GET SOMEBODY ELSE.
>> "TAKE THE MONEY, PULL OUT." [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I DID IT ANYWAY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID. >> I DON'T LISTEN. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A REBEL >> I THINK MAYBE --
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE -- >> MAYBE THAT WAS THE GREATEST WEEK OF MY LIFE.
I -- >> Jimmy: YOU THINK SO >> YEAH, BABY FREDDIE AND MAYA,
AND I'M HAPPY. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO PLAY WITH EVERYBODY.
>> YES >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SO GOOD LIKE A -- LIKE A NATURAL
>> YEAH. AH, THANKS >> Jimmy: BUT THEN YOU WENT
BACK TOO >> OH, I KNOW, I GOT A BAT SIGNAL CALL TO BE "HELLO KITTY"
WITH KEKE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, YOU HAD TO GO SHOW UP FOR KEKE PALMER.
>> I WAS AT -- THAT'S A RITE OF PASSAGE AS A NEW YORKER. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> TO GET THAT CALL. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
>> OKAY. I KNOW YOU RECENTLY -- YOU HAD THAT AMNESIA THING COME UP
SO, YOU JUST GO SLOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, I HIT MY HEAD BEFORE THE SHOW AND I DON'T
REMEMBER WHO I AM. >> YEAH, JUST DO YOUR OWN THING.
>> Jimmy: SO, THAT'S MY QUESTION >> YES, DEAR
>> Jimmy: WHO AM I >> YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
LISTEN -- >> Jimmy: WHO AM I TO YOU, THOUGH, SERIOUSLY?
>> JIMMY, ON THE DEEPEST LEVEL, WHO ARE ANY OF US, YOU FEEL ME [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: LET ME TAKE A HIT OF
THAT - OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THE THING IS -- IF YOU GUYS WANT SOME OF THIS --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. >> I'M LIKE, "WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE
WHERE ARE WE MIC TOWN?" >> Jimmy: NO, I HAVE A REAL
SERIOUS QUESTION HERE. >> YEAH, YES >> Jimmy: AND I WANT TO KNOW --
I WANT TO GET DOWN TO THE NITTY-GRITTY >> OKAY, MY DEAR
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- YOU HAVE A NEW HOBBY, IS THIS TRUE? AND WHAT I'M HEARING -- DO YOU
KNOW WHERE I'M GOING >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SO, I GUESS WORD IS SPREADING.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, IN ADDITION TO THE SKATEBOARDING --
YOU KNOW, IN A NEW YEAR, YOU WANT TO REFLECT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU WANT TO CONSIDER "WHO AM I? >> Jimmy: "WHAT IS THIS?
>> AND I DECIDED -- I THOUGHT -- I THINK MY WHOLE PERSONALITY WAS BAD.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WHAT AM I DOING WITH NEW YORK
AND THE CIGARETTES ENOUGH SO, I BECAME A SURFER.
AND I THINK MAYBE -- >> Jimmy: BECAME A SURFER? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IN MY WHOLE LIFE, I NEVER WOULD'VE THOUGHT NATASHA LYONNE WOULD SURF.
>> YEAH. AND WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE 1990 -
>> Jimmy: BABIES >> -- SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] - - THE FIRST TIME WE MET,
KURT COBAIN WAS THERE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> SO --
>> Jimmy: AND YOU -- BUT HOW DID YOU EVEN GET INTO SURFING? WHAT DO YOU DO
ARE YOU NERVOUS? >> WELL, I GOOGLED "MID-LIFE CRISIS."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: EXACTLY, I DO IT EVERY DAY. >> I -- SO, I THOUGHT, "I THINK
I'LL TAKE THIS ONE." AND, YOU KNOW, MAKE ME LIKE A BUDDHIST OR SOMETHING.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "I'M TOO INTO QUANTUM PHYSICS, I SHOULD BE MORE INTO NATURE,"
I SAID TO MYSELF >> Jimmy: WOW. SO THIS MAKES YOU MORE ZEN
>> YES YES, AND NOW I'M LIKE -- I GET UP ALL THE TIME.
I KNOW I DON'T SEEM IT, BUT I'M QUITE SPRY, AND I GO OUT THERE --
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE UP, YOU'RE ON THE BOARD. >> I'M OUT THERE AND IT'S VERY
HARD YOU CAN'T -- IT'S HARD TO LIGHT UP IF YOU'RE ON THE BOARD.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, IT'S VERY HELPFUL, JUST
AS A TIP FOR ANYONE STRUGGLING TO QUIT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO QUIT SMOKING, JUST START SURFING. >> THAT'S THE TICKET
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT >> AND IT'S BEEN GREAT
YEAH >> Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS.
THIS IS SO COOL. AND YOU'RE GOING TO CONTINUE TO DO THIS?
>> I THINK THAT'S WHO I AM NOW YEAH, BASICALLY. YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- YOU'RE A A COMPLETE SURFER NOW?
>> THAT'S JUST -- YEAH, THAT'S WHO I AM NEW SHOW
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> NEW PERSONALITY, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE
OLD SHOW WHAT ABOUT "RUSSIAN DOLL"? >> "RUSSIAN DOLL" IS STILL IN
THE MIX. SO, "RUSSIAN DOLL" - BUT THAT'S WHEN I'M GOING TO
DO -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT SURFING NATASHA.
>> YEAH, BUT THAT'S -- IT IS IT IS. >> Jimmy: IT IS NOW?
>> YEAH. YOU KNOW, LIKE STRING THEORY, SURFING.
IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND. >> Jimmy: OOH. >> YEAH, YOU GOT TO SURF A
A DIFFERENT KIND OF A WAVE YOU SEE? >> Jimmy: WOW, OOH
>> YEAH, BUT -- >> Jimmy: THIS IS SO DEEP. >> I KNOW.
LIFE IS HEAVY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU KNOW, WE ALL DIE. >> Jimmy: WILL -- WILL "RUSSIAN --"
>> SO, IT'S NUTS, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO DON'T GET THAT DEEP.
"RUSSIAN DOLL. >> YEAH. OH, NOT US
>> Jimmy: NO, NOT US >> I MEANT EVERYONE ELSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
PLEASE >> YEAH, DON'T PANIC YES.
>> Jimmy: WITH MY PLASTIC SURGEON, I DON'T DIE YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK SO GOOD >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> YOU HONESTLY, SO GOOD >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO I LOOK LIKE MID-50s?
>> NO. I WOULD SAY -- I THOUGHT - SEE, IF YOU'RE 27, THAT MAKES
ME LIKE 22, WHICH -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH
>> Jimmy: WE -- >> AS I -- AS I ALWAYS SAY, NOT A DAY OVER ONE
THAT'S HOW YOU LOOK. >> Jimmy: NO, THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THAT.
BUT SO "RUSSIAN DOLL," WE'RE NOT SURE WHEN THAT'S COMING BACK
>> I GOT TO WRITE IT, I GOT TO CLONE MYSELF I DON'T KNOW IF THE SCIENCE IS
THERE. I GOT A LOT OF PROJECTS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT A LOT OF PROJECTS >> IF I DON'T DIRECT THREE
MOVIES BEFORE IT'S OVER, I'LL HAVE A BAD "ALL THAT JAZZ" MOMENT LOOKING BACK, SO --
>> Jimmy: YOU THINK SO >> YEAH, I GOT TO SET MYSELF UP
THIS IS -- YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT TO FEEL LIKE A NARROW WINDOW AS AN ARTIST.
YOU GOT TO GET IT ALL IN BEFORE THEY TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU THAT'S SHOWBIZ
IT'S HARD. >> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO DIRECT
DO YOU WANT TO DIRECT? >> YEAH. YEAH, I DID ALL THAT DIRECTING
ON -- ON "RUSSIAN DOLL," AND I LOVED IT AND --
>> Jimmy: I COULD -- I LOVE THIS >> YEAH, IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY.
IT'S REALLY -- IT'S A JOY IN MY LIFE >> Jimmy: SO, WE'RE GOING TO
SEE SOME NATASHA LYONNE-DIRECTED MOVIES >> YEAH, "PICTURES," I'M GONNA
CALL THEM. YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, "PICTURES!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD LOVE THAT.
>> YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, YOU GOT TO COME
BACK FOR THAT. I WILL SUPPORT THAT ALL THE WAY.
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "POKER FACE.
>> LIKE, GET TO BUSINESS >> Jimmy: "POKER FACE. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S ON PEACOCK. AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE PEACOCK, GET IT
IT'S A FANTASTIC SERVICE >> IT'S -- YEAH. THIS SHOW IS EXCELLENT
IT'S RIAN JOHNSON, AND IT'S EXCELLENT. >> Jimmy: OH, I THOUGHT YOU
MEANT MY SHOW. I WAS GOING TO SAY, "THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> OH, BY THE WAY, THIS SHOW IS ALSO GREAT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT. RIAN JOHNSON CREATED IT.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NO, BUT RIAN JOHNSON ALSO CREATED YOUR SHOW, "POKER
FACE." >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE KNOW RIAN JOHNSON
FROM, RECENTLY - >> AS THE DIRECTOR OF -- >> Jimmy: "KNIVES OUT.
>> THIS SHOW >> Jimmy: AND, OF COURSE, "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AS WELL, YEAH.
RIAN AND I GO WAY BACK >> AND HE GOT AN ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATION THIS MORNING FOR
"GLASS ONION." >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY >> NOT TOO SHABBY.
>> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY CONGRATS, RIAN JOHNSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SEEM LIKE A FUN -- >> THIS IS A MENSCH OF A GUY >> Jimmy: HE SEEMS LIKE A FUN
INDIVIDUAL >> A GENUINE GENIUS. I MEAN -- YOU KNOW, WE TALK
A LOT ABOUT THE CROSSWORD. I CAN ONLY DO THAT THURSDAY. HE DOES FRIDAY, SATURDAY NO
PROBLEM. >> Jimmy: YOU DO THURSDAY? REALLY
>> OH, I DO THURSDAYS. AND -- OH, ALSO HONG CHAU AND STEPHANIE HSU WERE NOMINATED
THIS MORNING, AND THEY'RE GUEST STARS IN IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEY'RE AWESOME. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, GUEST STARS ON "POKER FACE" --
>> BANANAS >> Jimmy: THE GUEST STARS ON YOUR SHOW --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- IS, KIND OF, INSANE
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CAN WE GO THROUGH SOME OF THEM
>> SURE, SURE. >> Jimmy: CHLOE SEVIGNY. >> AW, THAT'S MY BUDDY
THAT'S MY SISTER >> Jimmy: SHE'S THE BEST >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SHE'S IN IT WHO ELSE SHOWED UP IN IT
WHO'S YOUR -- WHO'S THE VILLAIN IN THIS? >> OH, WE GOT BENJAMIN BRATT
>> Jimmy: BENJAMIN BRATT IS FANTASTIC IN THIS. >> A GEM OF A HUMAN BEING.
YEAH >> Jimmy: UH, WHO ELSE SHOWED UP
THERE'S LIKE -- >> WE GOT ADRIEN BRODY NICK NOLTE IS IN THE EPISODE
I -- >> Jimmy: NICK NOLTE IS THE BEST
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I GO, "HOW DID --" >> CO-WROTE -- I DIRECTED THAT
EPISODE. DIRECTED NOLTE, BABY >> Jimmy: YES!
COME ON, BABY! DIRECTING NICK NOLTE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH, I MEAN -- >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD >> JUDITH LIGHT.
IT JUST GOES -- JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT I MEAN, IT'S ON AND ON
>> Jimmy: JOSEPH GORDON -- I KNOW - >> LIL REL
I MEAN, IT'S AN INCREDIBLE CAST >> Jimmy: BECAUSE THEY -- THEY
DO IT BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU. >> AW. >> Jimmy: AS WE ALL DO
YEAH, WE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SURFING OR NOT SURFING >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW DO WE DESCRIBE
"POKER FACE" BESIDES "HIGH OCTANE"? >> YEAH.
HIGH -- WELL, EVERYTHING IS HIGH OCTANE. >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING IS HIGH
OCTANE >> IT'S -- WELL, IT'S, SORT OF, A THROWBACK.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE A '70s, SORT OF -- IT'S IF COLUMBO MADE A A BABY WITH THE HULK AND
MAGNUM P.I. AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] - - THE ANGELA LANSBURY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S EXACT -- THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
>> AND -- BUT IT LOOKS, BECAUSE OF RIAN, ALMOST LIKE "CALIFORNIA SPLIT" OR "THE LONG
GOODBYE. YOU KNOW, THOSE '70s ALTMANS I MEAN, IT'S GORGEOUS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT'S JUST REALLY COOL SO, IT'S, LIKE, BRAND-NEW, SORT
OF, THROWBACK. >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND REAL CASE OF THE WEEK,
MYSTERY, BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED PUZZLE BOX EACH WEEK YOU CAN WATCH IT WITH YOUR
CHILDREN, AND ALSO YOUR GRANDPARENTS [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M STILL TALKING. >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO -- I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP HERE. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: HERE'S NATASHA LYONNE IN "POKER FACE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> NOW YOU MIGHT SAY THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
THE DOOR WAS LOCKED FROM THE INSIDE, BUT THAT'S WHERE THE CINNAMON FLOSS COMES INTO PLAY
>> RIGHT, CINNAMON FLOSS I GUESS I'M NOT OVER THE PART WHERE YOU'RE A HUMAN
LIE-DETECTOR >> YEAH, I KNOW IT'S -- IT'S CRAZY, BUT --
>> MY FAVORITE COLOR IS YELLOW >> BULL-[ BLEEP >> I GREW UP IN --
>> BULL-[ BLEEP >> I GREW UP IN TANGLEWOOD WOW.
YOU EVER GAMBLE? 'CAUSE YOU COULD MAKE A KILLING.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NAH >> Jimmy: COME ON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT COME ON!
THE BABY NATASHA LYONNE, "POKER FACE," PREMIERES THIS THURSDAY ON
PEACOCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NATE BARGATZE JOINS US AFTER
THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. NATASHA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> AND THIS VERY KIND GROWN MAN
RUNS OUT OF THE MARATHON AND APPROACHES US, AND TELLS ME HOW MUCH HE ENJOYS THE SHOW.
AND HE SAYS "I KNOW I'M NOT YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC, BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ]
"-- I LOVE THE SHOW. YEAH >> Jimmy: HE SAID, "I KNOW I'M
NOT YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC"? >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN. HIS LATEST SPECIAL, "NATE BARGATZE: HELLO WORLD,"
BEGINS STREAMING ON PRIME VIDEO NEXT TUESDAY PLEASE WELCOME NATE BARGATZE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S NATE BARGATZE
RIGHT THERE. OH, MY GOD NATE
I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW
>> SURE. >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT. >> I'M EXCITED
I KNOW BRIANNE AND ANTONIA, RIGHT? I SAW, WHEN I DROVE IN, SOMEONE
WANTED TO MEET THEM. AND I HAD TO ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN AND LET THEM DOWN PRETTY
BADLY. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE HAD -- LIKE, THEY WANTED A
A PICTURE -- >> Jimmy: OH, SOMEONE ON THE STREET WERE --
>> SOMEONE ON THE STREET WAS HOPING IT WASN'T ME IN THAT CAR.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT WAS, LIKE, RIGHT WHEN I WENT IN, AND I JUST ROLLED THE
WINDOW DOWN AND I WAS LIKE -- I SAID, "I'M SORRY." [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEY ROLLED IT BACK UP >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T EVEN TAKE PICTURE.
NO >> NO. I HAD ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES I
EVER DID A LATE NIGHT -- LIKE AN OLD "CONAN," A LONG TIME AGO.
I REMEMBER I PULLED UP AND THEY TAKE PICTURES OF PEOPLE WHEN YOU WALK IN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO, I PULLED UP IN THE THING AND ALL THESE PEOPLE WALK
OVER TO TAKE A PICTURE AND THEN THEY -- I COME OUT AND THEY WERE, LIKE,
"WE DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS." AND THEY ALL JUST -- [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY ALL WALKED AWAY NO ONE EVEN TOOK -- IT'S ALL DIGITAL CAMERAS.
THEY COULD JUST DELETE THE PICTURE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY DID NOT WANT TO WASTE - >> Jimmy: HARD DRIVE SPACE >> I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH
ALL THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> I DON'T WANT TO DELETE IT
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A LOT OF BUSINESS THEY JUST GO, "NAH, NEVER
MIND." >> Jimmy: NEVER MIND WE'RE ALL GOOD
>> SORRY >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE ON THE ROAD CONSTANTLY.
>> YES >> Jimmy: AND I THANK YOU FOR STOPPING IN AND DOING "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." WHAT'S IT LIKE IS THE ROAD THE SAME
HAS IT CHANGED >> YEAH, IT'S THE SAME IT'S, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF
HOTELS STAY IN A LOT OF HOTELS. I FOUND OUT A GOOD NAP SPOT IS
I WILL LAY -- LIKE IF THE SUN IS COMING THROUGH THE HOTEL ROOM, LIKE A CAT
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, YOU LAY IN LIKE -- THE SUN'S ON THE BED, I'LL LAY
WHEREVER THE SUN IS. AND THEN I JUST LAY THERE AND TAKE A NAP, LIKE AN ANIMAL
LIKE AN ANIMAL THAT FOLLOWS THE SUN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR -- LIKE
A COZY SPOT TO NAP >> UNBELIEVABLE.
I WILL LAY -- LIKE IF THE SUN IS COMING THROUGH THE HOTEL ROOM, LIKE A CAT
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, YOU LAY IN LIKE -- THE SUN'S ON THE BED, I'LL LAY
WHEREVER THE SUN IS. AND THEN I JUST LAY THERE AND TAKE A NAP, LIKE AN ANIMAL
LIKE AN ANIMAL THAT FOLLOWS THE SUN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR -- LIKE
A COZY SPOT TO NAP >> UNBELIEVABLE. IT'S -- YOU KNOW, THE CLEANING
CREW WALKS IN, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE -- I'VE GOT TO FOLLOW THE SUN LIKE A DOG, BUT IT'S
NICE SOME HOTELS ARE GREAT. SOME ARE, LIKE, FINE
I STAYED IN ONE, BECAUSE NO ONE REALLY WORKS AT HOTELS ANYMORE AND, LIKE, YOU'RE GOING TO SOME
OF THESE SMALL TOWNS AND IT'S, LIKE, THE GUY THAT OWNS IT WORKS THERE AND THAT'S
IT AND SO, YOU'RE, LIKE, IS THE ROOM GOING TO GET CLEANED?
AND HE'S, LIKE, NO I MEAN, IT'S NOT - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: STRAIGHT-OUT, JUST TELLS YOU NO >> JUST IMMEDIATE.
NAH, DUDE. HE GOES -- I MEAN -- WE DO IT EVERY THIRD GUEST.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I GO -- I CALLED DOWN -- ONE NIGHT THERE WAS A STAIN ON
THE BED. AND I CALLED AND I SAID, "HEY, THERE'S A PRETTY BIG STAIN ON
THE BED. AND HE GOES, "HOW BIG IS IT? AND I WAS, LIKE, DUDE, I'M
ABOUT TO GET TALKED INTO THIS STAIN. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I WAS, LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW, LIKE 70 NICKELS WORTH. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE
IT I WAS, LIKE, IF YOU DROPPED 70 NICKELS ON THE BED, IT'S
THAT AND HE WAS, LIKE, "IT'S NOT THAT BAD, TO BE HONEST."
AND I WAS, LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. MAYBE IT'S THE CLEANEST ROOM MAYBE IT WAS A THOUSAND NICKELS
BEFORE I GOT HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 70 NICKELS IS PRETTY BIG
>> IF YOU DROP 70 NICKELS, IT'S A GOOD SPOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
"HELLO WORLD" IS THE NAME OF THE SPECIAL. WHAT'S THE SIGNIFICANCE BEHIND
THAT >> WELL, I WANTED A NICE GREETING
I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING THAT WAS, LIKE, VERY WARMING AND TRY TO BE SPECIAL AND VERY
FUN. IT'S ALSO A NOD TO TIGER WOODS >> Jimmy: OH
>> WHEN TIGER TURNED PRO WHEN HE WAS 18, THERE'S A BIG -- LIKE HE SAID, HE GOES, "WELL,
HELLO WORLD," AND MAKES A FAMOUS, LIKE, THING. SO, IT WAS KIND OF LIKE IT'S A
A MIX OF -- I'M A BIG GOLFER, BIG TIGER FAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO, IT KIND OF WORKED AND I WAS LIKE, "OH. AND IT'S LIKE A LITTLE NOD TO
HIM. >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU ACTUALLY MET TIGER WOODS
>> I ACTUALLY GOT TO MEET HIM. I DID A SHOW FOR THE PGA, AND HE WAS THERE
AND I TOLD HIM I TOLD HIM I WAS NAMING THIS SPECIAL -- THIS WAS A BIG
DEAL - THIS WAS IT. >> Jimmy: JUDGING BY THIS
PHOTO, I'M NOT SURE YOU DID MEET TIGER WOODS >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID YOU TALK TO EACH OTHER?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NEITHER ONE OF YOU ARE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER.
>> YEAH. THEY GRABBED HIM >> Jimmy: IS THIS AT THE
BEGINNING OF THE CONVERSATION OR IS THIS THE END WHEN IT'S AWKWARD SILENCE?
LIKE, "SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE." >> HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS THERE.
I JUST WENT THERE AND I STOOD NEXT TO HIM LIKE, "HEY, WE'RE TWO BUDS HANGING OUT."
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T GET THAT CLOSE TO HIM >> YOU DON'T WANT TO TOUCH HIM
I MEAN, I DON'T -- IT'S TIGER WOODS. LIKE, YOU'RE GOING -
>> Jimmy: IT IS TIGER WOODS. >> I TOLD HIM WITHIN EIGHT WORDS I TOLD HIM I WAS NAMING
MY SPECIAL AFTER HIM SAYING "HELLO, WORD." IT'S A LOT -- IT WAS A LOT FOR
HIM TO TAKE IN IT'S JUST OUT OF NO -- >> Jimmy: DID HE REACT
>> HE WAS LIKE "OH, THAT'S COOL." I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REACT.
THERE'S NO CONTEXT TO ANY OF THIS HE DOESN'T, LIKE -- HE DOESN'T
KNOW ME. DOESN'T KNOW WHAT -- I'M JUST WALKING UP, LIKE "I'M GOING TO
NAME MY COMEDY SPECIAL AFTER YOU. AND HE'S LIKE ALL RIGHT.
HE GOES, "I APPRECIATE IT, MAN. I WAS LIKE, YEAH
HE TALKED ABOUT YOU. >> Jimmy: HE DID >> YEAH.
BECAUSE HE SAID -- I SAID I WAS A COMIC. AND HE LOVED COMING ON HERE AND
JUST TALKED ABOUT COMING ON THE TO SHOW WITH HIS CADDIE. AND HE JUST TOLD -- AND HE JUST
KEPT TALKING ENOUGH THAT I WAS, LIKE, "ALL RIGHT.
I GO, THAT'S -- I GO - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M NOT HERE TO TALK
ABOUT JIMMY FALLON >> I GO, "WE'VE ALL DONE THIS SHOW, ALL RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHATEVER, TIGER. LET'S GET OUT OF THERE
HE'S A GOOD DUDE BUT YOU DO THIS HOUR OF NEW MATERIAL AND ALREADY YOU'RE
WORKING ON ANOTHER NEW MATERIAL >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU DO? IT YOU'RE BRILLIANT
WHAT IS THE PROCESS? >> YOU KNOW, I'M BRILLIANT >> Jimmy: SORRY, I SNUCK THAT
IN THERE >> YEAH, I LIKED IT. >> Jimmy: I KNOW
>> BUT IT'S -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A PRETTY HUMBLE GUY
YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE SAYING THAT >> THAT'S WHAT WE WROTE DOWN
I GO MAKE SURE YOU SAY BRILLIANT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT SAYS HERE -
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> NOT YET YOU JUST THINK OF -- I DON'T
KNOW YOU THINK OF DUMB STUFF. >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF STUFF
ARE YOU THINKING OF NOW? >> ONE, SO I THOUGHT ABOUT THE OLD TIMES.
BECAUSE OF CARS NOW, IF YOU DROVE A CAR HERE OR DROVE A CAR SOMEWHERE, REMEMBER YOU LEAVE
YOUR LIGHTS ON AND SOMEONE'S LIKE, "WHO'S GOT A A HONDA ACCORD
YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT BACK IN THE OLD DAYS IT
WAS HORSE AND BUGGIES. SO, THEY WOULD PARK THEIR HORSES
AND THEY WERE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, WHO'S GOT A BROWN HORSE? AND THAT'S EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY'S LIKE, "I THINK WE ALL DO." AND THEN, IT'S LIKE, YOUR HORSE
IS GONE. IT'S JUST GONE [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WOULD BE THEIR LIGHTS, IS YOUR ENGINE IS GONE. AND THEN YOU GOT -- THEY'D BE
LIKE, "DID YOU LOOK FOR IT?" AND YOU GOT A LANTERN. YOU'RE, LIKE, "WE LOOKED AS
MUCH AS A LANTERN WOULD LOOK LIKE, IT WAS NEVER WITHIN SIX FEET OF US."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS STUFF THAT YOU'RE THINKING OF RIGHT NOW
>> THIS IS -- THIS IS THE PRIME STUFF YOU'RE GOING TO SEE OUT THERE ON THE ROAD.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'LL TELL YOU WHAT >> Jimmy: NO
COME ON. >> THESE ARE THE HITS. >> Jimmy: YOU SAID -- LAST
TIME, YOU SAID YOU'RE GOING TO CUT DOWN ON SUGAR AND GET INTO HEALTHY -- YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
>> THANK YOU IT'S GOTTEN BETTER I STILL HAVE JUST MELTDOWNS
WHERE I'LL STILL GO TO McDONALD'S WENT THROUGH A McDONALD'S, AND
I HAD TO OPEN MY DOOR ONE TIME BECAUSE MY WINDOW WASN'T BROKE THAT WAS PRETTY SAD.
THAT'S SAD FOR ME AND THEM IT'S LIKE ME AND THE McDONALD'S WORKER ARE ALL JUST LIKE, "WHAT
ARE WE DOING WITH OUR LIVES? LIKE, THEY SHOULDN'T SEE YOUR WHOLE BODY IN A DRIVE-THROUGH
WINDOW THEY SHOULDN'T -- LIKE, YOU JUST HAVE TO OPEN IT
AND YOU'RE LIKE -- AND YOU JUST TAKE ALL THE THINGS. THEY SEE YOU'RE SHOES.
AND YOU'RE, LIKE -- YOU'RE LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW, DUDE. I SHOULD'VE JUST NOT DONE IT."
THE ONE DAY MY WINDOW DOESN'T -- MY WINDOW GOES DOWN EVERYDAY ON
EARTH OF MY LIFE AND THE ONE DAY IT DOESN'T I'M, LIKE, "I'LL PROBABLY DO
A DRIVE-THROUGH TODAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A GLUTTON FOR
PUNISHMENT, MAN. THAT'S TERRIBLE. >> IT'S BRUTAL
>> Jimmy: THAT'S TERRIBLE. >> BUT I HAVE GOTTEN PETTER. I'M 43
43, YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE YOUNG. YOU KNOW, LIKE I'LL HANG OUT
LIKE A 23-YEAR-OLD AND I'M, LIKE, "YOU GET IT DUDE
WE'RE JUST A COUPLE YOUNG DUDES KICKING IT." [ LAUGHTER ]
AND SOME GUY WILL BE LIKE, "I'M 45." I'M, LIKE, "BEAT IT OLD MAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT GUY THE NERVE TO HANG OUT, YOU
KNOW LET'S GO SIT DOWN A LITTLE BIT [ LAUGHTER ]
I DID HAVE -- I WENT AND GOT A A PHYSICAL RECENTLY. AND AFTER YOUR 40s, I'LL TELL
YOU -- BEFORE 40, YOU GO THROUGH, LIKE, A DRIVE-THROUGH WINDOW
IT'S -- THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, YOU MOVE YOUR NECK, AND THEY'RE, LIKE, COME ON MAN, YOU'RE
WASTING EVERYBODY'S TIME, ALL RIGHT. GO LIVE A LIFE
AND THEN, YOU PASS 40, AND THE DOCTOR'S, LIKE, "DO YOU MIND SHUTTING THAT DOOR BEHIND YOU?
[ LAUGHTER ] I'D LOCK IT. WE'RE ABOUT TO GET AFTER IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND IT WAS THE FIRST -- IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER BEEN
TALKED TO OLD. AND SO, IT WAS JUST ME AND HIM AND HE GOES, "DO YOU PEE A LOT
AT NIGHT?" [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS, LIKE, "DID MY DAD
JUST WALK IN THE ROOM? LIKE, HOW OLD -- I NEVER PEED AT NIGHT IN MY LIFE.
I WAS LIKE, HOW ABOUT THAT I DON'T PEE UNTIL THE SUN GOES DOWN
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT I DID -- BUT, JUST SO I KNOW, WHAT IS A LOT?
WHAT IS BIG AMOUNT AND, I TELL YOU WHAT HE'S RUINED ME
I ONLY PEE AT NIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S -- I WOULD LOVE TO PEE
DURING THE DAY MY BODY'S, LIKE, ENJOY THE DAY WE'RE GETTING IT OUT IT
TONIGHT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT HAVE FUN
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NATE BARGATZE, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HIS NEW SPECIAL "NATE BARGATZE: HELLO WORLD" COMES TO PRIME
VIDEO ONE WEEK FROM TODAY! CONGRATULATIONS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW." NATE BARGATZE, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE THE STARS OF THE HIT NETFLIX
SERIES, "GINNY AND GEORGIA." SEASON TWO IS STREAMING NOW. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME
BRIANNE HOWEY AND ANTONIA GENTRY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE I'M A BIG FANS OF BOTH OF YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE >> AW, THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: CONGRATS "GINNY AND GEORGIA," I -- WHICH, BY THE WAY, I THINK I
WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO WATCH THE SHOW >> ABSOLUTELY.
I HEARD THAT >> OF COURSE I GUESS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. THOUGH I WAS, RIGHT?
AND I CAME IN AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "OH, NO. WE'RE ALL WATCHING IT.
EVERYONE IS OBSESSED." [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN SEASON 2 CAME OUT, IT'S
THE NUMBER 1 SHOW IN 60 COUNTRIES. NUMBER ONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT BRIANNE, WAS THERE A MOMENT
THAT YOU REALIZED THAT THE SHOW WAS TAKING OFF >> YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I WAS IN BERLIN OVER THE SUMMER A VERY, VERY DELAYED HONEYMOON
AND THERE HAPPENED TO BE A A MARATHON GOING BY OUR HOTEL, SO MY HUSBAND AND I ARE
STANDING WATCHING THE MARATHON AND THIS VERY KIND GROWN MAN RUNS OUT OF THE MARATHON AND
APPROACHES US AND TELLS ME HOW MUCH HE ENJOYS THE SHOW. AND HE SAYS, "I KNOW I'M NOT
YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC, BUT I LOVE THE SHOW." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HE SAID, "I KNOW I'M NOT YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC"? >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY THAT HE EVEN SAY THAT. HOW ABOUT YOU, ANTONIA
DID YOU -- WHEN WAS THE FIRST -- FIRST TIME YOU REALIZED THE SHOW WAS BIG?
>> YEAH. I WAS JUST IN PARIS RECENTLY FOR FASHION WEEK, AND I WAS
GOING UP TO MY HOTEL AND THERE WAS A GROUP OF PEOPLE JUST WAITING OUTSIDE.
AND I WAS LIKE, "WOW, OKAY THAT'S COOL. AND THIS ONE FAN, SHE -- SHE
CAME UP TO ME AND SHE WAS CRYING AND, LIKE, SHAKING. AND I DIDN'T SPEAK FRENCH SO I
DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY COMFORT HER. >> Jimmy: WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SO, I JUST -- AND I GAVE HER A BIG HUG AND SHE GAVE ME
A LETTER AND I WENT BACK TO MY HOTEL ROOM AND I READ IT, AND IT WAS
ONE OF THE MOST HEARTFELT THINGS I HAD READ AND SINCE THE SHOW TOUCHED HER SO MUCH
>> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT AMAZING GLOBAL IT'S A GLOBAL HIT.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT I HEAR AROUND THE CITY YOU HAVE NEW RULES FOR
WALKING AROUND >> YEAH, BECAUSE I LIVE IN NEW YORK
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THANK YOU. AND I'VE LEARNED NOT TO LEAVE
MY APARTMENT AT 3:00 P.M. ON A A WEEKDAY. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
>> THE SCHOOL. >> BECAUSE THEN THE HIGH SCHOOLERS, THEY -- THAT'S WHEN
THEY GET OUT OF SCHOOL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR -- THAT
IS YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC. >> YEAH, THAT IS MY DEMOGRAPHIC.
>> Jimmy: YOU WILL BE MOBBED >> AND MANY OF THEM ARE BIGGER THAN ME.
>> I DON'T KNOW, THOUGH. I -- HEY, AT ALL TIMES THE DAY >> THEY'RE SCARY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT NO, REALLY NOW IT'S EVERYBODY
>> I LOVE FRANCE >> BUT THERE'S -- >> Jimmy: I'M LOVING IT TOO,
YEAH HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THIS ROLE
DID THEY COME AFTER YOU? DID YOU AUDITION FOR THIS? HOW DID -- HOW DID YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS >> I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF FINALS WEEK AT UNIVERSITY.
I WAS TRYING TO GRADUATE >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> IT WAS REALLY DIFFICULT I BARELY DID AND I GET IT IN MY INBOX, THE
AUDITION AND I ALMOST DIDN'T AUDITION FOR IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS
GOING TO FAIL AT SCHOOL. BUT I READ THE SCRIPT AND I REALLY CONNECTED TO THE
CHARACTER IN A WAY THAT I HADN'T BEFORE FOR OTHER ROLES, AND I KNEW IF I DIDN'T
AUDITION, I WOULD REGRET IT. SO, I DID. AND THEN, LIKE, A COUPLE WEEKS
AFTER GRADUATING, I WAS FLYING BACK AND FORTH SIX DIFFERENT TIMES TO L.A. AND TO DO
CHEMISTRY. >> SO MANY RESPONSES, THIS POOR GIRL
>> THIS POOR GIRL. >> AND I CLEARLY DO NOT REGRET IT
IT WAS SUCH A CRAZY TIMELINE IT WAS EXTREMELY LUCKY >> Jimmy: LIFE CHANGING.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIFE CHANGING. AND NOW YOU GUYS ARE -- WELL,
YOU'RE "GINNY AND GEORGIA" NOW >> YEAH. >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, THIS IS ALL
THAT'S HAPPENING NOW >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THEN YEAH.
>> "GINNY AND GEORGIA. >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CONGRATS NOW YOU LOOK -- NOW YOU GOT -- WHY DO YOU THINK THE SHOW'S
RESONATED WITH SO MANY PEOPLE AND DIFFERENT DEMOGRAPHICS >> I THINK THERE'S REALLY JUST
SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE IN THE SHOW >> UH-HUH.
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY, LIKE, HARD AND FUN BUT IT'S ALSO VERY REAL.
WE HAVE SUCH A DIVERSE GROUP OF CHARACTERS WITH DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES.
>> STORYLINES. >> YEAH. TOUCHES SO MANY SUBJECTS
IT'S INCREDIBLY AUTHENTIC. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THERE'S CHARACTER FOR EVERYONE TO REALLY LATCH ON TO >> Jimmy: HOW DO WE SET IT UP
FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN "GINNY AND GEORGIA"? >> OOH
>> SEASON TWO, WE PICK UP RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF, ONLY TWO WEEKS HAVE PASSED.
GINNY UNFORTUNATELY FINDS OUT THAT HER STEPFATHER DID NOT DIE FROM NATURAL CAUSES AND THAT
HER MOTHER ACTUALLY MURDERED HIM ON HER BEHALF, SO -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE, YEAH.
>> -- IT'S JUST THAT ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S --
YEAH >> BUT GEORGIA IS BUSY PLANNING A WEDDING, SO WE'RE MOVING
FORWARD IN IT IN EVERY ASPECT. >> YEAH, THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THEN TO TALK
ABOUT MURDER >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH >> MUCH MORE IMPORTANT
>> MURDER. >> Jimmy: THAN YOU BEING A A MURDERER
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> YEAH, IT'S MINOR.
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE A YOUNG, SINGLE MOM >> YES
>> Jimmy: I GUESS WE CAN SAY THAT TO GEORGIA SO YOU GUYS PLAY -- YEAH, MOTHER, DAUGHTER
JUST BEFORE THE MURDERING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OR IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
IT -- >> Jimmy: IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT -- IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT,
WE'LL BE SETTING THAT PART UP. >> IT'S NOT A SPOILER. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT A
A SPOILER. YEAH I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HERE'S BRIANNE HOWEY AND ANTONIA GENTRY IN "GINNY
AND GEORGIA. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> MOM >> GET OUT OF HERE, GINNY. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I CALLED TOM. HE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS BOOK HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE A
A TEACHER. >> YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU'RE CAUGHT?
YOU THINK THEY'LL GO EASY ON ME YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND DOING
WHATEVER YOU WANT ALL THE TIME THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DIDN'T TELL YOU
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THINGS ARE LIKE FOR ME SOMETIMES. AND I CAN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING
BECAUSE THEN YOU MIGHT GO AND DO SOMETHING INSANE LIKE THIS. >> I'M NOT GOING TO SIT BACK
AND LET SOMEONE TREAT MY DAUGHTER THIS WAY. I'M YOUR MOTHER.
NO ONE ON THIS EARTH LOVES YOU MORE THAN I DO >> I KNOW.
>> I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU OKAY YOU KNOW THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH COME ON.
THAT'S A PARENT. BRIANNE HOWEY, ANTONIA GENTRY, EVERYONE
SEASON TWO OF "GINNY AND GEORGIA" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM STEPHEN SANCHEZ.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: HERE WITH THE TV DEBUT OF HIS NEW SONG
"EVANGELINE," PLEASE WELCOME STEPHEN SANCHEZ! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* BABY, GIVE IT ALL GIVE IT ALL JUST
TO MAKE YOU MINE * * AND IF YOU NEED AND MINUTE *
* HONEY, I'LL GIVE YO ALL MY TIM ALL THE TIME *
* DO YOU NEED A SANDMAN OR A PHONE CAL TO MR. JONES OH *
* I'LL PUT YOUR DREAMS TO SLEE WITH RATTLING BONES *
* SO, DON'T GO TO SLEEP DON'T REST YOUR HEAD * * I'LL BE THE PILLO
AND I'LL BE THE BED * * HOLDING YOUR DREAMS AS YOU LIE TO REST *
* EVANGELIN EVANGELINE * * DON'T GO TO SLEEP
DON'T REST YOUR HEAD * * I'LL BE THE PILLO AND I'LL BE THE BED *
* HOLDING YOUR DREAMS AS YOU LIE TO REST EVANGELINE *
* ANYBODY CALL A DOCTOR I'M A THOUSAND DEGRESS IN LOVE *
* AND I THINK ABOUT WHAT I'M SAYIN BETWEEN THE TWO OF US *
* YOU'RE MY ANGEL IN THE DOORWAY * * I COULDN'T BEAR
TO LOSE YOU * * AND IF YOU'RE SO IN LOV HONEY, I MUST STAY
WITH YOU * * SO, DON'T GO TO SLEEP DON'T REST YOUR HEAD *
* I'LL BE THE PILLO AND I'LL BE THE BED * * HOLDING YOUR DREAMS
AS YOU LIE TO REST * * EVANGELIN EVANGELINE *
* DON'T GO TO SLEEP DON'T REST YOUR HEAD * * I'LL BE THE PILLO
AND I'LL BE THE BED. * HOLDING YOUR DREAMS AS YOU LIE TO REST
EVANGELINE * * >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON! COME ON!
THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. STEPHEN SANCHEZ!
THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. TICKETS FOR HIS FALL TOUR ARE ON SALE NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO NATASHA LYONNE, NATE BARGATZE, BRIANNE HOWEY, ANTONIA GENTRY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STEPHEN SANCHEZ, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"EVANGELINE. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYONE. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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