1 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:10,877 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:15,815 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:20,954 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - AARON JUDGE, 4 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:23,690 JOSH DUHAMEL MUSICAL GUEST FREDDIE GIBBS FEATURING ANDERSON .PAAK 5 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:30,663 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1783 6 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:35,669 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:57,357 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:57,357 --> 00:01:05,098 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELF 9 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:06,733 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 10 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,369 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VERY SPECIAL, VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. 11 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:15,275 YOU GUYS, I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS YANKEES SUPERSTAR AARON JUDGE 12 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:20,180 IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE AARON JUDGE. 13 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:26,086 OF COURSE, AARON IS SO KIND. BACKSTAGE I ASKED FOR A SELFIE, AND HE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO PICK 14 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:31,091 ME UP FOR THE PHOTO. [ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT THAT WAS COOL. 15 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,859 LAST SEASON, AARON HIT 62 HOME RUNS, SURPASSING PLAYERS LIKE ROGER MARIS AND BABE RUTH. 16 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:37,797 AND HERE'S A FUN STAT. BETWEEN THE THREE MEN, BIDEN'S MET THEM ALL 17 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:44,137 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE. ON FRIDAY, THE FBI SPENT 18 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:45,972 13 HOURS SEARCHING PRESIDENT BIDEN'S HOUSE IN WILMINGTON, DELAWARE, AND THEY FOUND MORE 19 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:51,011 CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS YOU KNOW WHAT? AT THIS POINT, JUST LET US KNOW 20 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:54,414 WHEN YOU STOP FINDING THEM YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:56,249 MEANWHILE, AS IF THE DOCUMENTS WEREN'T CRAZY ENOUGH, THEY ALSO FOUND THE SCRIPT FOR THE LAST 22 00:01:56,249 --> 00:02:03,790 SEASON OF "STRANGER THINGS." [ LAUGHTER ] HOW IS HE GETTING ALL THIS 23 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:10,797 THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ALSO TOOK HANDWRITTEN NOTES FROM WHEN BIDEN WAS VICE PRESIDENT. 24 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,767 ONE WAS A PIECE OF PAPER ADDRESSED TO OBAMA THAT JUST SAID, "DO YOU LIKE ME? 25 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:18,438 CHECK YES OR NO. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S CRAZY 26 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:21,541 FIRST TRUMP, NOW BIDEN TODAY, JUST TO BE SAFE, OBAMA BURNED HIS HOUSE DOWN. 27 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:25,412 HE'S LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S INTERESTING HOW BIDEN AND 28 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:31,251 TRUMP HAVE HANDLED THEIR SITUATIONS DIFFERENTLY BIDEN HAS NEW DOCUMENTS FOUND 29 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:32,819 EVERY WEEK, WHILE TRUMP WENT FOR THE NETFLIX STYLE, BINGE ALL AT ONCE RELEASE. 30 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:37,157 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR BIDEN. 31 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,725 AND NOW EVEN TOP DEMOCRATS ARE CRITICIZING HIM FOR HIS HANDLING OF CLASSIFIED 32 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:42,729 DOCUMENTS, CALLING HIM IRRESPONSIBLE AND SAYING THAT HE SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED 33 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:50,804 YEAH, THEY'RE REALLY PILING ON HERE, CHECK OUT WHAT SOME OTHER DEMOCRATS HAD TO SAY 34 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,772 FIRST UP, SENATOR CORY BOOKER SAID, "THERE'S NO DENYING THIS PROBLEM IS BIGGER THAN EVERYONE 35 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:54,207 EXPECTED." THEN SENATOR JOHN FETTERMAN SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY 'BIGGER 36 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:59,779 THAN EVERYONE' SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME 37 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:03,817 MY HEARING IS A LITTLE FUZZY." [ LAUGHTER ] AND SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS 38 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:06,052 SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY A LITTLE FUZZY? [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:09,823 SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME MY HEARING IS ROUGH AROUND THE 40 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,359 EDGES. AND SENATOR JON TESTER SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY 'ROUGH AROUND 41 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:15,829 THE EDGES' [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE 42 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:19,232 TALKING ABOUT ME ANYWAY, THIS BIDEN STUFF IS SCARY, MAN." 43 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:23,603 [ LAUGHTER ] SENATOR TOM CARPER SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY, 'SCARY MAN' 44 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:26,439 [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME 45 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:30,076 YEAH, THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS TOO MUCH, SON. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:33,346 AND SENATOR JOE MANCHIN SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY 'TOO MUCH SUN' 47 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:38,585 SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME REGARDLESS, THIS SCANDAL AIN'T 48 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:41,321 LOOKIN' PRETTY, BOY. SO SENATOR JON OSSOFF SAID, "DID SOMEBODY SAY 'PRETTY 49 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:42,856 BOY'?" [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE 50 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:45,925 TALKING ABOUT ME ANYWAY, IF BIDEN TRIES TO EVADE RESPONSIBILITY, WE WON'T LET 51 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,094 THAT MAN ESCAPE. AND FINALLY, SENATOR CORY BOOKER SAID, "DID SOMEONE 52 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:55,301 SAY 'MANSCAPE'?" [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 53 00:03:55,301 --> 00:04:01,875 EVERYONE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY. SOME MORE NEWS FROM WASHINGTON 54 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,245 THIS WEEKEND THE NEWS BROKE THAT BIDEN'S CHIEF OF STAFF RON KLAIN IS STEPPING DOWN 55 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,648 YEP. KLAIN SAID, LOOK, I HATE LEAVING YOU WITH SUCH A MESS, 56 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:15,855 BUT I WILL ANYWAY. [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE BEING BIDEN'S CHIEF 57 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:20,226 OF STAFF IS A TOUGH JOB. YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO WRITE AND SPEAK IN SIZE 72 FONT. 58 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:25,699 [ LAUGHTER ] "YOUR TIE IS CROOKED OH, FORGET IT. 59 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:32,472 [ LAUGHTER ] AT FIRST IT WAS UNCLEAR WHO WAS STEPPING DOWN BECAUSE BIDEN 60 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:34,207 CALLS EVERYONE CHIEF [ LAUGHTER ] "HEY, CHIEF. 61 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,142 WELL, GET THIS TIKTOK JUST CONFIRMED THAT SOME OF ITS EMPLOYEES HAVE THE POWER 62 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:40,447 TO DECIDE WHICH VIDEOS GO VIRAL. YEAH, IT'S CRAZY 63 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,682 SO, BASICALLY EMPLOYEES MAKE THE DECISION THAT THIS SHOULD NOT GO VIRAL - 64 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:42,716 THE DECISION THAT THIS SHOULD NOT GO VIRAL - 65 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:47,787 HAVE ASKED IF I'VE TRIED QUITE A LOT IS BOBA. 66 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:50,123 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT THIS SHOULD GO VIRAL -- 67 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:50,156 Jimmy: BUT THIS SHOULD GO VIRAL -- 68 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,427 [ CHOKES ] [ LAUGHTER ] 69 00:04:54,427 --> 00:05:04,404 [ APPLAUSE ] Steve: WHAT Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER 70 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:09,676 EXAMPLE. EMPLOYEES DECIDED THAT THIS SHOULD NOT GO VIRAL -- 71 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:09,709 EMPLOYEES DECIDED THAT THIS SHOULD NOT GO VIRAL -- 72 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:12,145 WHOO! [ SCREAMING 73 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:12,746 [ SCREAMING Jimmy: BUT THIS SHOULD -- 74 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,082 YOU STUDENTS TO DO ANYTHING WE 75 00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:23,056 WOULDN'T DO OURSELVES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ CYMBAL CRASH ] 76 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:27,560 Jimmy: WOW. WOW. WOW. 77 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,330 THAT'S RIGHT THEY DIDN'T THINK THAT THIS SHOULD GO VIRAL -- 78 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:30,363 THEY DIDN'T THINK THAT THIS SHOULD GO VIRAL -- 79 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,067 [ MOTOR RUNNING Jimmy: BUT THEY THOUGHT THAT 80 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:38,471 Jimmy: BUT THEY THOUGHT THAT THIS SHOULD -- 81 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:40,140 AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA 82 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:46,479 * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: AND FINALLY, THEY 83 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:49,382 DECIDED THIS SHOULD NOT GO VIRAL -- 84 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:57,724 [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ APPLAUSE ] 85 00:05:57,724 --> 00:06:04,197 Jimmy: INTERESTING CHOICES. [ LAUGHTER ] WE WOULD NEVER DO -- 86 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,200 SWITCHING GEARS. BUCKINGHAM PALACE HAS REVEALED THE DETAILS OF KING CHARLES' 87 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:14,074 CORONATION, WHICH WILL INCLUDE THREE DAYS OF CELEBRATIONS I JUST HOPE ALL THIS PARTYING 88 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,209 DOESN'T LEAVE HIM TOO EXHAUSTED TO NOT DO ANY WORK THE NEXT DAY. 89 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:22,682 [ LAUGHTER ] I ALSO SAW THAT THE CORONATION WILL ALSO BREAK AWAY FROM 90 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:25,618 TRADITION. YEAH, APPARENTLY WHEN CHARLES STEPS ONTO THE PALACE BALCONY, 91 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:30,623 HE'S GOING TO TOSS MARDI GRAS BEADS. [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:34,894 WELL PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS ON SATURDAY AT A RESORT IN 93 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:38,164 DUBAI, BEYONCE PERFORMED HER FIRST FULL CONCERT IN FOUR YEARS. 94 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,700 AND WAS REPORTEDLY PAID $24 MILLION FOR THE HOUR-LONG SHOW 95 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:46,373 [ AUDIENCE OOHS $24 MILLION FOR A ONE-HOUR PERFORMANCE. 96 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:50,410 EVEN AARON JUDGE WAS LIKE, DAMN, THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY [ LAUGHTER ] 97 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:54,247 HEY, THIS IS EXCITING. TOMORROW THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS WILL BE ANNOUNCED. 98 00:06:54,247 --> 00:07:01,888 AND, YEAH -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND APPARENTLY, "TOP GUN: 99 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,556 MAVERICK" IS EXPECTED TO BE NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE, MARKING THE FIRST TIME IN 100 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:09,029 A DECADE PEOPLE HAVE SAID, "OH, MY GOD, I'VE SEEN ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 101 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,864 SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, THE NEW SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR" KICKS OFF TONIGHT. 102 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:18,204 [ CHEERS ] YEAH! Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY THE 103 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:23,643 MOST SHOCKING SEASON EVER BECAUSE THEY FIND CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS IN THE FANTASY SUITE 104 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:25,745 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW THAT'S WHAT I'M HEARING. 105 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:27,781 WELL, LISTEN TO THIS THE PRESIDENT OF IRELAND HAS CALLED ON SCHOOLS TO STOP 106 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:32,619 GIVING HOMEWORK SO KIDS CAN USE THEIR FREE TIME FOR OTHER CREATIVE THINGS. 107 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,422 THAT STORY AGAIN THE PRESIDENT OF IRELAND IS APPARENTLY MY 9-YEAR-OLD 108 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:40,927 DAUGHTER [ LAUGHTER ] CANDY FOR DINNER 109 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:46,866 DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? I READ THAT THE WORLD'S WORST McDONALD'S, WHICH POLICE WERE 110 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:49,769 CALLED TO MORE THAN 800 TIMES IN ONE YEAR, IS PERMANENTLY CLOSING. 111 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:52,305 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THEY JUST CHANGED THE SIGN, AND NOW IT'S THE WORLD'S BEST WAFFLE HOUSE. 112 00:07:52,305 --> 00:08:03,016 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SCATTERED CLAPPING ] AND FINALLY, HAVE YOU GUYS 113 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:07,354 NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU START TYPING SOMETHING ON GOOGLE, IT AUTOMATICALLY TRIES TO COMPLETE 114 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,688 THE SEARCH FOR YOU IT AUTOFILLS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? 115 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:11,424 SOMETIMES THEIR SUGGESTIONS ARE A LITTLE OFF I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 116 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,759 IT'S TIME FOR "GOOGLE AUTOFAILS. WATCH THIS 117 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:12,792 AUTOFAILS. WATCH THIS 118 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:18,865 * GOOGLE AUTOFAIL YEAH * 119 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:23,336 Jimmy: JUST LOOK AT WHAT I DID TODAY. I TYPED IN, "HOW DID 120 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:27,707 'YELLOWSTONE' -- OKAY, AND THESE THREE THINGS POPPED UP. 121 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:30,777 "SEASON FOUR END?" "GET SO POPULAR? "CONVINCE MY DAD TO START 122 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:35,148 DRESSING LIKE WOODY FROM 'TOY STORY'?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 123 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:39,853 HE WORKS IN AN OFFICE. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE I TYPED IN, "WHY IS 124 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:44,758 JOE BURROW --" IT SAID, "SO GOOD? "NUMBER NINE?" 125 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:48,595 "IN MY WIFE'S SEARCH HISTORY?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: WAIT, WHAT 126 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:52,732 Jimmy: NEXT UP, I TYPED IN, "HOW TO RETURN --" AND IT SAID, "A PACKAGE TO 127 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:59,406 AMAZON?" "CABLE EQUIPMENT TO SPECTRUM?" "PRINCE HARRY TO ENGLAND?" 128 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:05,745 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: THAT'S NOT YOU THAT'S AN AUTOFILL 129 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,580 Jimmy: AFTER THAT, I TYPED IN, "WHY CAN'T I SLEEP --" AND IT SAID, "THROUGH THE 130 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:12,018 NIGHT? "ON MY BACK? "WITHOUT SCROLLING THROUGH 131 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:19,092 TIKTOK FOR THREE HOURS FIRST?" [ APPLAUSE ] NEXT UP, I TYPED IN, "WHATEVER 132 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:28,034 HAPPENED TO -- IT SAID "AMELIA EARHART? "SUSAN BOYLE?" 133 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:31,871 "PREDICTABILITY? THE MILKMAN, THE PAPERBOY, AND EVENING TV." 134 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:34,374 [ APPLAUSE ] AFTER THAT, I TYPED IN, "HOW TO SURVIVE -- 135 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:41,648 IT SAID, "A TORNADO? "A HURRICANE?" "A FIGHT IN THE BATHROOM WITH 136 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:46,419 MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE?" [ APPLAUSE ] I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'D DO IT 137 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:52,325 NEXT UP, I TYPED IN, "WHY DO THE GIRL SCOUTS -- AND IT SAID, "SELL COOKIES?" 138 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:56,463 "WEAR SASHES?" "GUARD THE ENTRANCE TO THE GROCERY STORE LIKE THEY'RE THE 139 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,531 NATIONAL GUARD?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?" 140 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:04,137 [ APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, I TYPED IN, "AM I THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT --" 141 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:09,275 AND IT SAID, "A 401K?" [ LAUGHTER ] "A CAR?" 142 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,544 "CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS IN MY GARAGE?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 143 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:12,979 THAT'S ALL FOR "GOOGLE AUTOFAILS. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 144 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:17,450 NEW YORK YANKEE CAPTAIN AARON JUDGE IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 145 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:21,654 JOSH DUHAMEL IS ALSO ON THE SHOW AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 146 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:24,557 FREDDIE GIBBS FEATURING ANDERSON .PAAK STICK AROUND 147 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,626 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE PLAYING "BLOW YOUR MIND" WITH AARON JUDGE. 148 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:34,300 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 149 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:45,545 AARON, TRUE OR FALSE? HUNTING UNICORNS IS LEGAL IN MICHIGAN 150 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,514 ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, AND HE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT SOME 151 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:51,451 HUNTING TRIPS HE WENT ON HE NEVER TOLD ME WHAT HE WAS HUNTING. 152 00:10:51,451 --> 00:11:11,171 [ LAUGHTER ] I GOT TO GO TRUE [ DING ] 153 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:19,079 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE GOING TO PLAY 154 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:25,585 A MIND-BLOWING GAME, BUT FIRST I'M GOING TO NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY AGAINST 155 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,454 HE HIT A RECORD-BREAKING 62 HOME RUNS THIS SEASON AND WAS NAMED THIS YEAR'S AMERICAN 156 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:34,894 LEAGUE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER. PLEASE WELCOME THE CAPTAIN OF THE NEW YORK YANKEES 157 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:40,667 THE ONE AND ONLY AARON JUDGE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 158 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,602 WE'RE ABOUT TO FACE OFF IN A A GAME CALLED "BLOW YOUR MIND. 159 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:54,781 * BLOW YOUR MIND * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: QUESTLOVE -- 160 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,750 QUESTLOVE, DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN HOW THIS GAME WORKS, PLEASE 161 00:11:56,750 --> 00:12:05,091 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Questlove: YES, JIMMY IN THIS GAME, I WILL READ EACH 162 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:16,536 OF YOU A MIND-BLOWING FACT AND YOU MUST DECIDE IF THAT FACT IS TRUE OR FALSE. 163 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:24,411 IF YOU CHOOSE WRONG, WE WILL BLOW YOUR MIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 164 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:28,214 YOU WILL BE BLASTED IN THE FACE FROM THE FRONT OF THE TUBE IN FRONT OF YOU 165 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:32,719 MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE, AND YOUR OPPONENT GETS THEIR MIND BLOWN Jimmy: BEFORE WE START, 166 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:41,127 LET'S GIVE OURSELVES A LITTLE SPRITZ OF WATER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 167 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,630 OKAY Questlove: ARE WE READY AARON, YOU READY 168 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:49,102 OH, YEAH. Questlove: ALL RIGHT. THE FIRST FACT IS FOR AARON. 169 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:56,743 THANK YOU, JIMMY AARON, TRUE OR FALSE HUNTING UNICORNS IS LEGAL IN 170 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,511 MICHIGAN HUNTING UNICORNS IS LEGAL IN MICHIGAN 171 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:08,254 WOW ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, AND 172 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,889 HE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT SOME HUNTING TRIPS HE WENT ON HE NEVER TOLD ME WHAT HE WAS 173 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:25,071 HUNTING. [ LAUGHTER ] I GOT TO GO TRUE 174 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:28,775 IT'S GOT TO BE TRUE, RIGHT Questlove: AARON, THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU 175 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:36,649 [ MUSIC STING [ LAUGHTER ] [ DING ] 176 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:41,688 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S TRUE. YEAH 177 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:46,693 TRUE CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION 178 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:52,732 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT - ANOTHER SPRAY 179 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,669 Jimmy: THAT WAS COTTON CANDY. YEAH, PLEASE, ANOTHER SPRAY. 180 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:59,172 WOWO I NEVER INHALED THAT THAT WAS FANTASTIC 181 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,676 [ LAUGHTER ] Questlove: JIMOTHY. Jimmy: YES. 182 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:07,814 Questlove: THE NEXT FACT IS FOR YOU. JIMMY, TRUE OR FALSE 183 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:14,788 CHICKENS CLUCK WITH REGIONAL ACCENTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 184 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:17,057 Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU -- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY Questlove: CHICKENS CLUCK 185 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:24,431 WITH REGIONAL ACCENTS. Jimmy: CHICKENS CLUCK WITH REGIONAL ACCENTS 186 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,499 Questlove: REGIONAL ACCENTS Jimmy: LIKE A CITY CHICKEN WILL CLUCK DIFFERENT THAN 187 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:30,070 A COUNTRY CHICKEN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YO, HEY, YO, CLUCK, CLUCK OVER 188 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:34,474 HERE HEY, HEY, HEY. [ LAUGHTER ] 189 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:38,845 I THINK THAT IS -- I WOULD SAY THAT IS FALSE. Questlove: HM, JIMMY, THE 190 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:44,317 ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU. Jimmy: SURPRISE ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 191 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:52,292 I'VE SEEN THIS SHOW BEFORE [ MUSIC STING [ DING ] 192 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:58,765 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Questlove: IT'S FALSE LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW 193 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:03,670 MOTION [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BABY SOCKS 194 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:11,311 THEY WERE BABY SOCKS FANTASTIC. Questlove: AARON. 195 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:16,883 Jimmy: SPRITZ YOU LOOK GOOD. Questlove: AARON, YOU'RE UP 196 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,085 NEXT SO, TRUE OR FALSE, AARON THE COOKIE MONSTER'S REAL NAME 197 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:28,061 IS SID SID. [ MUSIC STING 198 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:36,803 Jimmy: THE COOKIE MONSTER'S REAL NAME -- Questlove: IS SID 199 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,538 JIMMY, I DON'T THINK YOU KNEW THIS ABOUT ME, BUT I GREW UP ON "SESAME STREET." 200 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:43,076 Jimmy: DO YOU EVER -- OF COURSE THAT'S TRUE. 201 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:47,614 Jimmy: WAIT - I THINK IT'S TRUE HE LOOKS LIKE A SID. 202 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,450 Jimmy: ME NO HAVE FIRST NAME [ LAUGHTER ] 203 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,487 ME COOKIE MONSTER. HE LOOKS LIKE A SID HE'S A SID 204 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,356 Questlove: THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU YEP 205 00:15:56,356 --> 00:16:05,632 [ MUSIC STING [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 206 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:13,039 Questlove: IT IS TRUE CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION 207 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:17,043 Jimmy: THAT ALMOST HIT ME SOMETHING WENT OVER MY HEAD. OH, MY GOSH. 208 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,746 Questlove: THE NEXT FACT IS FOR YOU, JIMMY Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO 209 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,948 SID? I NEVER HEARD THAT Questlove: SID, YEAH. 210 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:25,552 SID COOKIE [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TRUE. 211 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,554 Questlove: JIMMY, TRUE OR FALSE, THE BLOB OF TOOTHPASTE THAT SITS ON YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IS 212 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:36,896 CALLED A NURDLE. [ LAUGHTER ] A NURDLE 213 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:40,834 NURDLE [ LAUGHTER ] NURDLE? 214 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:45,438 NURDLE Jimmy: STOP SAYING NURDLE EVERY TIME I - 215 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:49,142 THE BLOB OF TOOTHPASTE THAT SITS ON YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IS CALLED A NURDLE. 216 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,344 I DON'T THINK THAT HAS A NAME. PHONE A FRIEND. PHONE A FRIEND 217 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,179 Jimmy: PHONE A FRIEND SURE. Jimmy: AUDIENCE 218 00:16:53,179 --> 00:17:01,388 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING NURDLE. IT'S A NURDLE. 219 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,590 Jimmy: IT IS A NURDLE I'M GOING TO SAY -- I'M GOING TO SAY - 220 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:07,093 [ MUSIC STING I'M GOING TO SAY - [ LAUGHTER ] 221 00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:09,162 ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO SAY, "YES" OR ELSE EVERYONE'S GOING TO YELL 222 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,698 "NURDLE" EVERYWHERE I GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Questlove: SO YOUR ANSWER 223 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:16,603 IS, YES, YOU THINK IT'S CALLED A NURDLE Jimmy: YEAH 224 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:23,576 [ CHEERS ] Questlove: THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU 225 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:32,118 YEAH. [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 226 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,753 Questlove: IT'S TRUE. LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION 227 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:41,628 [ AUDIENCE CHANTING Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. OKAY 228 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:51,137 [ THUNDER WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Questlove: EXCUSE ME. 229 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:55,408 THAT SOUND MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL QUESTION AND IT COMES WITH A TWIST. 230 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,677 Jimmy: WHAT Questlove: IF YOU ANSWER INCORRECTLY, BOTH OF YOUR MINDS 231 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:09,022 WILL BE BLOWN. AARON, THIS CONUNDRUM IS FOR YOU. 232 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:13,860 AARON, IS WATER WET? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT 233 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:17,030 WE'RE WORKING TOGETHER ON THIS, RIGHT? Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE WORKING 234 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:20,533 TOGETHER ON THIS WHAT DO YOU -- THIS IS A - [ LAUGHTER ] 235 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,269 THE ANSWER - YEAH. Jimmy: THE ANSWER - 236 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,538 TRUE. Jimmy: WATER -- IT'S WET. 237 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:29,275 Jimmy: BUT WHY WOULD HE ASK US THAT? IS WATER WET 238 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:33,213 Questlove: IS IT? HE WOULDN'T MESS WITH US. HE WOULDN'T MESS WITH US 239 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:40,220 Jimmy: IS WATER WET [ AUDIENCE YELLING ] WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO? 240 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:44,157 YES. YES IT'S WET 241 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:52,665 IT'S WET Questlove: ANSWER THE QUESTION, PLEASE 242 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:57,170 IS WATER WET Jimmy: I'M JUST GOING TO SAY -- 243 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,172 TRUE. Jimmy: YES. Questlove: WELL, THE 244 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,609 ANSWER - MAY SURPRISE YOU. Jimmy: MAY SURPRISE YOU 245 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:10,016 [ MUSIC STING Questlove: -- MAY SURPRISE YOU. 246 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:15,021 [ BUZZER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS INCORRECT. 247 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:19,459 WHATEVER IS FILLED WITH WATER IS WET, BUT WATER ITSELF IS NOT WET. 248 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:22,295 Jimmy: AARON JUDGE, EVERYBODY. WATER IS NOT WET 249 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,799 WE'RE TALKING TO AARON AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! 250 00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:33,039 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: NOW AND THEN, I GO TO 251 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:37,811 THE GAMES. AND I -- IT'S JUST INTERESTING I JUST FIGURED WHILE YOU'RE 252 00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:40,347 HERE, I JUST -- YOU NEVER LOOK OVER AT ME YOU NEVER GO LIKE -- 253 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,749 [ LAUGHTER ] HOLD ON, JIMMY. HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD 254 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:46,052 ON [ LAUGHTER ] I TRY. 255 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,754 BUT EVERY TIME I LOOK OVER, YOU'RE TAKING SELFIES OR EATING HOT DOGS 256 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,155 YOU'RE TAKING SELFIES OR EATING HOT DOGS YOU'RE DRINKING A BEER 257 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,941 MVP AND A FOUR-TIME ALL STAR HE'S COMING OFF A HISTORIC SEASON, WHERE HE HIT A 258 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:11,678 A RECORD-BREAKING 62 HOME RUNS PLEASE WELCOME, THE CAPTAIN OF THE NEW YORK YANKEES, 259 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,580 THE NEW YORK YANKEES, AARON JUDGE! 260 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:24,657 * 261 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:30,797 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 262 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:34,167 TALKING ABOUT. WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BUD. 263 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:36,269 WE'VE DONE BITS BEFORE, BUT IT'S THE FIRST TIME ON THE COUCH. 264 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:39,773 SO, I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE TALKING TO ME. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 265 00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:42,275 ABOUT TIME. I'VE BEEN WAITING. Jimmy: YEAH 266 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,077 YEAH PLEASE LET'S TALK ABOUT -- BEEN 267 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,947 WAITING, BECAUSE YOU RESIGNED WITH THE YANKEES IT WAS A BIG - 268 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:52,886 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES, THANK YOU AGAIN WE'RE SO HAPPY 269 00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:56,823 A NINE-YEAR CONTRACT YEP Jimmy: NINE-YEAR CONTRACT 270 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,793 TALK TO ME ABOUT THE -- THE FREE AGENCY DECISION WHAT GOES -- WAS THERE EVER 271 00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:03,263 A TIME IN YOUR HEAD YOU GO, "WELL, MAYBE I MIGHT NOT BE BACK IN NEW YORK?" 272 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:07,534 WOW [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I KNOW 273 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,703 I'M ASKING THE HARD-HITTING QUESTIONS RIGHT OFF THE BAT. NO. 274 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,671 IT WAS -- IT WAS A FUN PROCESS YOU KNOW, EVERY ATHLETE WANTS TO GET TO THAT POSITION WHERE 275 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,407 THEY CAN, KIND OF, CHOOSE, YOU KNOW, WHERE -- YOU KNOW, WHERE THEY GET TO PLAY, YOU KNOW 276 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:19,813 AND -- YOU KNOW, IT JUST SO HAPPENED I GOT -- I GOT DRAFTED BY THE BEST TEAM, YOU KNOW, ON 277 00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:21,948 THE PLANET SO, IT KIND OF -- IT MADE THE -- 278 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:36,563 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT - Jimmy: BUT THERE HAD TO HAVE 279 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:43,803 BEEN OTHER THINGS, BECAUSE YOU JUST KEPT CRUSHING, AND CRUSHING, AND CRUSHING, AND 280 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,206 THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "HEY, AARON. REMEMBER ME? 281 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:48,508 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, "WE'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU. 282 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,310 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I MET A LOT OF GREAT TEAMS, A LOT OF GREAT PEOPLE ALONG THE -- ALONG THE 283 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,678 WAY. BUT, YOU KNOW, AFTER EVERY MEETING, YOU KNOW, I'D SIT DOWN 284 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,246 WITH MY WIFE, AND WE KIND OF LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND BE LIKE, "WE'RE YANKEES." 285 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:56,116 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH THAT'S GOOD. 286 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:58,018 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 287 00:21:58,018 --> 00:22:00,553 YOU ARE -- I'M SO HAPPY. THERE WAS ONE TEAMMATE IN PARTICULAR THAT HELPED YOU WITH 288 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:04,357 YOUR DECISION. IS THAT -- IS THAT RIZZO YEAH, IT WAS ANTHONY RIZZO. 289 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,126 HE -- HE PLAYED A BIG PART, BIG PART HE WAS A FREE AGENT TOO. 290 00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:07,861 HE OPTED OUT, BUT HE GOT HIS CONTRACT OUT OF THE WAY. AND HE SAID, "NOW WE GOT TO -- 291 00:22:07,861 --> 00:22:09,295 WE GOT TO GET YOU LOCKED IN. SO - Jimmy: REALLY 292 00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:11,264 HE -- HE WAS CALLING ME EVERY DAY. HE WAS SENDING ME TEXTS EVERY 293 00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:13,333 DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: EVERY DAY? 294 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,402 YEAH. IT WAS -- IT WAS -- HE WAS WORKING HARD 295 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:19,339 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HE REALLY DID A GOOD JOB WORKING -- 296 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,307 BUT THEN, I THINK THAT SEALED THE DEAL IS YOU'RE -- NOT ONLY ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS, BUT YOUR 297 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:26,079 DOGS ARE FRIENDS [ CHEERS ] YEAH. 298 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:27,947 OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT ALWAYS COMES 299 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,949 DOWN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT ALWAYS COMES DOWN TO YOUR 300 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,484 PET, RIGHT YEAH, HE WENT FOR THE -- HE WENT FOR MY HEART. 301 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,453 SO, HE WENT FOR -- YOU KNOW, MY LITTLE PENNY AND HIS DOG, KEVIN, ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS 302 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,955 Jimmy: THEY'RE THE BEST OF FRIENDS. PENNY AND -- 303 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,691 GOT A PICTURE THERE WE GO. Jimmy: THERE'S A PICTURE -- 304 00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:38,892 YEAH THIS IS WHAT I HAD TO DEAL WITH 305 00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:45,565 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] EVERY DAY, I WAS GETTING PHOTOS LIKE THIS. 306 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:48,201 Jimmy: NOW WHO IS WHO I GOT PENNY RIGHT HERE, THE LITTLE BLONDIE 307 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:51,104 Jimmy: THAT'S PENNY AND THEN KEVIN'S THE -- Jimmy: AND KEVIN. 308 00:22:51,104 --> 00:22:52,539 SO, I WANT TO THANK ANTHONY RIZZO, AND I WANT TO THANK KEVIN FOR GETTING 309 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:53,873 AARON JUDGE TO SIGN -- GREAT JOB, KEVIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 310 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:59,112 GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY THEY ALSO MADE AN ANNOUNCEMENT -- ANOTHER 311 00:22:59,112 --> 00:23:00,780 ANNOUNCEMENT WHILE YOU RESIGNED, IS THAT YOU'RE THE 16th CAPTAIN OF THE NEW YORK 312 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:10,924 YANKEES. THAT IS A MASSIVE DEAL, I MEAN, IF YOU THINK ABOUT THAT LIST 313 00:23:10,924 --> 00:23:16,296 DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS COMING AND DID YOU -- DID YOU GO LIKE -- DID YOU FEEL THAT? 314 00:23:16,296 --> 00:23:18,698 DID YOU HEAR RUMORS THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN? IT WAS A SHOCK TO ME. 315 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,367 YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS -- YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS DREAM ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 316 00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:23,837 GETTING AN OPPORTUNITY TO, YOU KNOW, REPRESENT THE YANKEES AND BE THE CAPTAIN 317 00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:25,638 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD EVER HAPPEN, BUT, YOU KNOW, I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH 318 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,774 HAL, THE BOSS. AND, YOU KNOW, WE WERE KIND OF TALKING OVER AND NEGOTIATING 319 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,776 THE DEAL, THEN AT THE VERY END, HE'S LIKE, "OH, BY THE WAY, I'M GOING TO -- I'M GOING TO NAME 320 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:37,183 YOU 16th CAPTAIN." SO, IT WAS -- I WAS SPEECHLESS I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO 321 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:39,252 SAY. BUT IT WAS - Jimmy: OH, MY 322 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:43,189 -- YOU KNOW, HONOR I DON'T TAKE LIGHTLY AND -- 323 00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,258 Jimmy: NOT SINCE DEREK JETER. OH, YEAH. 324 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:47,394 CORRECT, CORRECT Jimmy: HAVE YOU TALKED TO DEREK ABOUT THIS, THIS 325 00:23:47,394 --> 00:23:49,095 RESPONSIBILITY I TALKED TO HIM A LITTLE BIT. 326 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:54,334 THROUGHOUT THE FREE AGENCY PROCESS, WE TALKED AND REALLY ASKED ABOUT HIS ADVICE 327 00:23:54,334 --> 00:23:56,403 WHAT WAS IT LIKE FOR HIM, YOU KNOW, THROUGH ARBITRATION STUFF, FREE AGENCY 328 00:23:56,403 --> 00:23:59,105 AND, YOU KNOW, HE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TAKE YOU -- I'LL TAKE YOU 329 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,341 OUT FOR LUNCH OR SOMETHING WE'LL, KIND OF, TALK ABOUT THINGS." 330 00:24:01,341 --> 00:24:03,309 BUT THEN AFTER I SIGNED MY DEAL, HE SAID, "WELL, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ME OUT FOR 331 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:06,479 BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER." [ LAUGHTER ] SO - 332 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,481 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH "BUY THE RESTAURANT, AND THEN 333 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:12,686 I'LL -- I'LL MEET YOU AT THE RESTAURANT." UNBELIEVABLE SEASON. 334 00:24:12,686 --> 00:24:17,724 YOU HIT AN AMERICAN LEAGUE RECORD 62 HOME RUNS. YOU WERE NAMED THE MVP 335 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:21,127 YOU'RE ALWAYS FOCUSED WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ON DECK CIRCLE AND I -- I RESPECT YOU 336 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:26,900 I LOVE WATCHING YOU PLAY AND NOW AND THEN, I -- I GO TO THE GAMES. 337 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,436 AND I -- IT'S JUST INTERESTING I JUST FIGURED WHILE YOU'RE HERE, I JUST -- YOU NEVER LOOK 338 00:24:29,436 --> 00:24:31,838 OVER AT ME YOU NEVER GO LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 339 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:36,076 "JIMBO, JIMBO. NOTHING. NOTHING. 340 00:24:36,076 --> 00:24:39,079 NONE OF THAT STUFF [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEVER -- YOU JUST GET ALL 341 00:24:39,079 --> 00:24:40,080 BUSINESS WITH YOU. NO. HOLD ON, JIMMY 342 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,449 HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON [ LAUGHTER ] 343 00:24:42,449 --> 00:24:44,751 I TRY. BUT EVERY TIME I LOOK OVER, YOU'RE TAKING SELFIES OR EATING 344 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:47,354 HOT DOGS YOU'RE DRINKING A BEER [ LAUGHTER ] 345 00:24:47,354 --> 00:24:49,889 I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOU. Jimmy: PLEASE, NO PLEASE 346 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:52,392 YEAH, RIGHT. I'M JUST SAYING I'M LOOKING. 347 00:24:52,392 --> 00:24:53,927 I'M LOOKING. Jimmy: YOU ARE? YOU DO -- YOU -- I THINK THE 348 00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:56,096 LAST GAME I SAW YOU, YOU LOOKED -- YOU'RE DOING -- YOU WALKED OUT, AND YOU WENT - 349 00:24:56,096 --> 00:24:58,732 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I TOOK THAT -- I WAS LIKE - 350 00:24:58,732 --> 00:25:02,669 AND EVERYBODY AROUND WAS LIKE, "YO, HE LOOKED AT YOU. AND I GO, "CHILL OUT." 351 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,672 BUT I MEAN, I'M -- [ LAUGHTER ] I'M RIGHT -- YOU HAVE TO WALK 352 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:11,311 IN FRONT OF ME TO BAT, AND YOU -- [ LAUGHTER ] 353 00:25:11,311 --> 00:25:12,912 YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT MUST BE FOR YOU TO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE ME AT ALL 354 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:15,348 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, 'CAUSE THE DUGOUT IS THERE. 355 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:19,185 YOU COME OUT OF THE DUGOUT, RIGHT? SO, YOU COME OUT, AND THEY GO, 356 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:23,123 "AARON JUDGE." EVERYONE GOES NUTS YOU'RE LIKE, YOU HIT, WHATEVER 357 00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:27,494 THE -- DIRT OUT OF YOUR CLEATS AND YOU -- THING IS I'M -- I'M WHERE YOU ARE. 358 00:25:27,494 --> 00:25:30,230 SO, YOU'RE KIND OF ALREADY FACING ME, AND YOU STILL DON'T LOOK AT ME 359 00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:36,236 AND THEN YOU GO -- AND THEN YOU GO TO HOME PLATE AND YOU GO -- [ LAUGHTER ] 360 00:25:36,236 --> 00:25:40,607 I'M RIGHT THERE, AND YOU PURPOSELY DON'T EVEN -- I GO, "OKAY, I'M COOL. 361 00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:45,311 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO FREAK YOU OUT AND THEN GO LIKE, "HEY, BUD" OR ANYTHING OR GET -- 362 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,313 I WANT YOU TO HIT HOMERS AND WIN THE GAME SO, I'M LIKE, "DON'T EVEN LOOK 363 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:49,249 AT ME. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO NOT LOOK AT YOU?" 364 00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:52,085 I NEED A WAVE I NEED SOME -- A WAVE -- SOMETHING TO START - 365 00:25:52,085 --> 00:25:54,821 Jimmy: I'M TOTALLY WAVING I'M WAVING SO MUCH [ LAUGHTER ] 366 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:59,092 IT'S LIKE -- I'M FREAKING OUT. I'M LIKE, I GOT A HOT DOG. I'M LIKE, I'VE GOT THE SELFIE. 367 00:25:59,092 --> 00:26:04,030 I'M GETTING A SELFIE OF ME WAVING AT YOU. LIKE, "LOOK AT US. 368 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:07,067 [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK, I LOVE YOU I -- 369 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:10,337 I'M CHECKING THE TAPES. I'M GOING TO GO BACK I'M GOING TO CHECK THE TAPES 370 00:26:10,337 --> 00:26:11,805 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WATCH THE TAPES. WHEN YOU WALK OUT -- EVERYONE 371 00:26:11,805 --> 00:26:17,110 HAS A GOOD WALKOUT SONG, A A WALK-ON SONG WHAT IS YOUR WALK-UP SONG, OR 372 00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:20,480 WHAT WAS IT LAST YEAR? THIS PAST YEAR, IT WAS "HELLO" BY POP SMOKE 373 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:26,386 Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS - IT GOT THE PEOPLE GOING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 374 00:26:26,386 --> 00:26:28,188 Jimmy: DO YOU -- DO YOU -- IS THAT -- DO YOU HAVE OTHER CHOICES, IN CASE THAT ONE'S NOT 375 00:26:28,188 --> 00:26:29,622 YOUR ONE LIKE, HAVE YOU EVER WALKED OUT AND YOU GO, "OH, THAT WAS KIND 376 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:34,694 OF A MISTAKE." WELL, THIS IS BY FAR THE TOUGHEST DECISION ANY BASEBALL 377 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:36,896 PLAYER HAS TO MAKE IN THE OFF-SEASON [ LAUGHTER ] 378 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:40,266 I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S -- I MAKE A WHOLE PLAYLIST I HAVE ABOUT 30, 40 SONGS. 379 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:44,070 I'M IN MY CAR. MY WIFE GETS MAD AT ME, BECAUSE SHE'S LIKE -- I'LL BE SITTING 380 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:47,374 IN THERE I'LL BE LIKE, "OKAY, HONEY THIS ONE, THIS ONE." 381 00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:48,708 AND BE LIKE, "NOW BATTING, NUMBER 99, AARON JUDGE," AND PLAY IT. 382 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:53,179 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, YOU KNOW, START IT OVER 383 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,081 AND I'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT'D YOU THINK? WAS THAT -- WAS THAT -- IS THAT 384 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:56,883 IT NOPE, OKAY NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE." 385 00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:59,853 SO, IT'S - Jimmy: THAT'S HILARIOUS YEAH, IT'S A LONG PROCESS 386 00:26:59,853 --> 00:27:02,689 Jimmy: SHE'S LIKE, "DUDE, GET OVER YOURSELF. COME ON, MAN." 387 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,424 [ LAUGHTER ] "LET'S GET TO MALL LET'S GO." 388 00:27:04,424 --> 00:27:06,393 BUT YOU GOT TO HAVE -- I -- IT IS -- IT'S LIKE WALKING INTO THE RING 389 00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:09,362 YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING GOOD, BECAUSE -- Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE 390 00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:11,097 SOMETHING BIG. YEAH, YOU'RE COMING THERE, AND YOU'RE IGNORING ME, AND I 391 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:13,066 GOT TO GET A SONG TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. [ LAUGHTER ] 392 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:15,702 SO, YOU KNOW - Jimmy: I'M THERE WITH LORNE WE'RE ALWAYS GOING CRAZY FOR 393 00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:26,513 YOU. AND HE'S GOT THE SELFIE READY TO GO. 394 00:27:26,513 --> 00:27:29,149 I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE ONE. THERE'S A SONG THAT MIGHT NOT BE ON YOUR RADAR HERE. 395 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:30,684 THIS IS -- THE LYRICS TO THE SONG ARE YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME 396 00:27:30,684 --> 00:27:33,053 IT'S BY A YOUTUBE CREATOR CALLED "EPIC BASEBALL SONGS. [ LAUGHTER ] 397 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:34,387 GIVE THIS A TRY HERE THIS COULD BE YOUR WALK-UP SONG 398 00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:36,456 TAKE A LISTEN. * AARON JUDGE AARON JUDG 399 00:27:36,456 --> 00:27:38,558 AARON JUDGE IT YEAH * [ LAUGHTER ] * AARON JUDGE 400 00:27:38,558 --> 00:27:41,294 AARON JUDG AARON JUDGE IT YEA JUDGE * 401 00:27:41,294 --> 00:27:44,564 [ LAUGHTER ] * JUDGE JUDG 402 00:27:44,564 --> 00:27:50,337 JUDG JUDGE * * AARON JUDGE 403 00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:53,073 AARON JUDG AARON JUDGE IT YEAH * [ CLAPPING ] 404 00:27:53,073 --> 00:28:00,747 Jimmy: THEY LOVE IT ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH - THEY - 405 00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:03,249 I MEAN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S LONG, BUT IF YOU TAKE YOUR 406 00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:06,019 TIME AND GIVE A LITTLE NOD OVER TO JIMMY, YOU MIGHT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 407 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:09,823 DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IT'S GOING TO BE THIS YEAR IN MARCH, OR NO? 408 00:28:09,823 --> 00:28:11,791 OH, NO. BUT THIS -- I'VE GOT TO ADD THIS, I THINK, TO THE PLAYLIST 409 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,760 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS GETTING ADDED TO THE PLAYLIST. 410 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,364 THIS WILL -- IT MIGHT BE NEAR THE BOT -- THE BOTTOM BUT -- 411 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:19,366 Jimmy: AS LONG AS IT'S ON IT'S ON Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE 412 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:21,267 YOU, BUD I'LL BE THERE. AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO EVER, BUT 413 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:22,802 I JUST KNOW IN MY HEART THAT YOU'RE SAYING "HI. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 414 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,904 I'M A BIG FAN. I LOVE YOU CONGRATULATIONS. 415 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:26,539 THANKS FOR STAYING WITH US YEAH, I APPRECIATE IT, JIMMY. 416 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:30,810 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THE BEST AARON JUDGE, EVERYBODY 417 00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:33,213 THE YANKEES KICK OFF THEIR SEASON MARCH 30th AT YANKEE STADIUM. 418 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:35,281 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOSH DUHAMEL STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 419 00:28:35,281 --> 00:29:05,578 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 420 00:29:05,578 --> 00:29:07,380 AWARD-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS ALONGSIDE JENNIFER LOPEZ IN THE NEW FILM, "SHOTGUN WEDDING," 421 00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:10,750 WHICH BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON PRIME VIDEO. PLEASE WELCOME JOSH DUHAMEL. 422 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:10,784 FRIDAY ON PRIME VIDEO. PLEASE WELCOME JOSH DUHAMEL. 423 00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:14,020 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 424 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:28,535 * Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 425 00:29:28,535 --> 00:29:30,503 DID YOU -- DID YOU GET THE COTTON CANDY OUT OF YOUR NOSE OR WHATEVER? 426 00:29:30,503 --> 00:29:34,874 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT WAS IN MY NOSE. AND LIKE -- AND THE COTTON 427 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:36,943 CANDY WITH THE WATER IT JUST MAKES SUGAR EVERYWHERE YEAH 428 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,912 TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW WITH AARON JUDGE, MAN WHEW 429 00:29:38,912 --> 00:29:41,448 Jimmy: HOW ABOUT YOU -- WHAT A STUD THAT DUDE IS. Jimmy: HOW ABOUT YOU TWO 430 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,183 STUDS IN THE HALLWAY BACK THERE, I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH." 431 00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:45,251 WHAT IS HE? 7'4" Jimmy: 8'9. 432 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:48,755 HE'S HUGE [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: 8 FOOT 9 433 00:29:48,755 --> 00:29:53,126 HE'S JUST A BEAST OF A DUDE. HE'S A BIG DUDE Jimmy: YEAH, NICE GUY 434 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:55,628 HEY, I WANT TO GET TO YOU. COME ON. OKAY, SORRY 435 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,530 Jimmy: I'VE MISSED YOU. SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU, YOU ACTUALLY GOT MARRIED A FEW 436 00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:59,566 MONTHS AGO I DID Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 437 00:29:59,566 --> 00:30:01,868 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU 438 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:03,403 THANK YOU * Jimmy: THAT'S AWESOME 439 00:30:03,403 --> 00:30:06,006 I DID I DID. BARELY 440 00:30:06,006 --> 00:30:08,208 Jimmy: YEAH, BARELY NO -- BARELY 441 00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:09,843 BARELY. OH, I MEAN, I HAD A LITTLE MISHAP THE NIGHT BEFORE. 442 00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:17,684 Jimmy: YEAH THE NIGHT BEFORE -- SO, THE NIGHT BEFORE THE WEDDING, WE 443 00:30:17,684 --> 00:30:19,219 HAD THIS PARTY, LIKE, A WEDDING REHEARSAL, DINNER REHEARSAL. Jimmy: YEAH 444 00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:23,523 AND WE HAD A PARTY BUS AND WE HAD A BAND AND THE WHOLE THING. 445 00:30:23,523 --> 00:30:25,492 AND I TRIED TO DO THIS RUSSIAN, SORT OF, GYMNAST ROUTINE IN THE BACK OF THE PARTY BUS ON THE 446 00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:28,762 WAY HOME, AND I THREW MY BACK OUT. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 447 00:30:28,762 --> 00:30:31,398 LITERALLY -- AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT UNTIL THE NEXT MORNING WHEN I COULDN'T GET OUT OF BED. 448 00:30:31,398 --> 00:30:38,805 Jimmy: WEDDING -- WENT TO THE HOSPITAL, GOT SHOT UP, MEDICATION, PERFECTLY 449 00:30:38,805 --> 00:30:43,610 FINE I WAS -- I WAS MOSTLY WORRIED BECAUSE I'M A BIT OLDER THAN 450 00:30:43,610 --> 00:30:45,445 SHE IS, AND SO I FIGURED IF -- IF I DON'T MAKE IT DOWN THE -- IF I CAN'T WALK DOWN THE 451 00:30:45,445 --> 00:30:51,818 AISLE -- Jimmy: YOU'LL NEVER -- YOU'LL NEVER OUTLIVE THAT. 452 00:30:51,818 --> 00:30:55,221 IT'S LIKE, "HERE HE COMES. CAN YOU IMAGINE A WALKER? Jimmy: COME ON, GRANDPA 453 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:57,724 COME ON. COME ON, GRANDPA IT'S YOUR WEDDING DAY. 454 00:30:57,724 --> 00:31:00,060 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M COMING. I'M COMING 455 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:04,964 Jimmy: DON'T PLAY ANY MUSIC [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, IT WAS A -- THERE 456 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:09,703 WAS A REAL POSSIBILITY Jimmy: BUT YOU MADE IT. I WAS THINKING, WHEELCHAIR, 457 00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:11,604 CRUTCHES, OR A WALKER. Jimmy: YOU -- YOU MADE IT I MADE IT 458 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:13,239 Jimmy: AT LEAST PUT THE AISLE DOWNHILL SO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO -- 459 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:16,209 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANY WORK. BUT NO, YOU MADE IT. 460 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:18,712 NOT ONLY THAT, YOU CRUSHED IT. YOU SENT US A VIDEO OF THE WEDDING. 461 00:31:18,712 --> 00:31:20,580 I WANT TO SHOW THIS AND THEN TALK ABOUT THIS. YEAH. 462 00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:21,614 YEAH. Jimmy: HERE'S JOSH DUHAMEL. 463 00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:27,554 HEAD TO REST 464 00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:32,492 DON'T YOU CRY NO MOR YAY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 465 00:31:32,492 --> 00:31:36,863 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 466 00:31:36,863 --> 00:31:41,134 Jimmy: COME ON, THAT'S -- I MEAN -- Jimmy: CARRY ON MY 467 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:43,303 WAYWARD -- WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? Jimmy: "CARRY ON WAYWARD 468 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:45,105 SON. ROOTS SAY "THUMBS UP." THEY LOVE IT 469 00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:47,140 DUDE, THAT'S PRETTY GREAT. OH. WELL, I ALSO HAD CHRIS HAWKEY 470 00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:52,812 IN THE BACKGROUND THERE, SORT OF, MAKING ME SOUND A LOT BETTER THAN I WAS. 471 00:31:52,812 --> 00:31:55,548 Jimmy: BUT IS THAT -- IS THAT YOUR GO-TO SONG HAVE YOU DONE THAT BEFORE? 472 00:31:55,548 --> 00:31:59,686 NO, THEY WERE SINGING IT. AND I KNEW THE -- I KNEW, LIKE, THE MAIN VERSE TO THE SONG 473 00:31:59,686 --> 00:32:01,121 I DIDN'T KNOW THE REST OF THE LYRICS I WAS LIKE, "I'M GOING TO GET 474 00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:02,789 UP THERE." Jimmy: YEAH SO, I WENT UP AND I -- I 475 00:32:02,789 --> 00:32:06,693 JUST -- IT WAS MY WEDDING. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO, RIGHT Jimmy: YEAH 476 00:32:06,693 --> 00:32:09,062 [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU'RE ON ALL THAT BACK MEDICATION, MIGHT AS WELL JUST 477 00:32:09,062 --> 00:32:11,831 GO FOR IT. [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS HIGH. 478 00:32:11,831 --> 00:32:14,901 Jimmy: YOU WON'T REMEMBER THIS SONG TOMORROW ANYWAY. YEAH, EXACTLY. 479 00:32:14,901 --> 00:32:16,770 YEAH I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THAT 480 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:18,304 Jimmy: DUDE, THAT'S FANTASTIC. THAT'S A FUN -- THAT'S A FUN 481 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:20,907 HUMAN BEING TO HAVE AT A PARTY THAT LOOKS LIKE A CONCERT. THANK YOU 482 00:32:20,907 --> 00:32:23,109 I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT, BUT IT WAS GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] 483 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:25,178 Jimmy: LET'S -- CAN WE TALK ABOUT "SHOTGUN WEDDING"? YEAH, SURE. 484 00:32:25,178 --> 00:32:27,247 SURE Jimmy: JENNIFER LOPEZ YEAH. 485 00:32:27,247 --> 00:32:28,682 Jimmy: ONE OF OUR PALS OF ALL PALS I LOVE JENNIFER LOPEZ. 486 00:32:28,682 --> 00:32:30,850 ME TOO. Jimmy: HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN JENNIFER 487 00:32:30,850 --> 00:32:32,619 I MET HER, LIKE, 15 YEARS AGO. Jimmy: YEAH 488 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:36,923 SO, I'VE KNOWN HER -- YOU KNOW, I'M CERTAIN WE'D RUN INTO EACH OTHER HERE AND THERE FOR 489 00:32:36,923 --> 00:32:42,328 THE LAST HOWEVER MANY YEARS. BUT IT CAME UP AND THEY WANTED ME TO DO THE PART AND WE MET 490 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:44,264 AND THE MAIN THING WAS FOR ME WAS, WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT, YOU KNOW, THEY BELIEVE US AS A 491 00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:48,134 A COUPLE Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 492 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:52,939 YOU KNOW? Jimmy: OF COURSE. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S 493 00:32:52,939 --> 00:32:54,908 A HUGE SUPERSTAR AND IT'S HARD TO, LIKE, GET -- YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE 494 00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:56,543 HARD TO GET TO HER THAT WAY. BUT SHE'S NOT. SHE'S, LIKE, THE -- SHE'S STILL 495 00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:58,845 "JENNY FROM THE BLOCK. Jimmy: OH, YEAH SHE REALLY IS 496 00:32:58,845 --> 00:33:00,814 SHE REALLY IS STILL "JENNY FROM THE BLOCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 497 00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:02,782 Jimmy: I CAN SEE YOU GUYS -- I THINK IT'S PERFECT I WOULD -- 498 00:33:02,782 --> 00:33:04,651 YEAH. Jimmy: I WOULD WATCH ANYTHING YOU GUYS DID TOGETHER 499 00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:08,888 OH, THANK YOU IT'S A FUN MOVIE Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 500 00:33:08,888 --> 00:33:12,292 I LOVE HER I LOVE YOU, YOU GUYS TOGETHER. YOU'RE BOTH FUNNY. 501 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:15,228 SHE'S -- SHE'S A PRO I MEAN, SHE IS. BUT, YOU KNOW, WITH SOME REALLY 502 00:33:15,228 --> 00:33:17,330 NICE EDITING, THEY MADE ME FUNNY TOO. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. 503 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:20,166 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, NO YOU'RE ALWAYS FUNNY. 504 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:22,235 WHERE DID YOU FILM IT? DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. YEAH 505 00:33:22,235 --> 00:33:24,738 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU EVER BEEN? Jimmy: NO, I'M DYING TO 506 00:33:24,738 --> 00:33:27,140 DUDE, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. Jimmy: IT'S JUST GORGEOUS, RIGHT? 507 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:29,109 IT IS IT IS. Jimmy: IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE 508 00:33:29,109 --> 00:33:30,710 NOT WORK WELL, THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THIS JOB IS YOU GET TO GO 509 00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:35,148 PLACES YOU WOULD NEVER OTHERWISE SEE. AND THEN NOT ONLY THAT, BUT SEE 510 00:33:35,148 --> 00:33:37,183 PLACES -- YOU'RE NOT JUST GOING TO PUNTA CANA, YOU'RE GOING TO, LIKE, NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST, 511 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:41,321 OF, YOU KNOW, ALL THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SPOTS. SO, WE HAD A BLAST WITH 512 00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:47,694 LENNY KRAVITZ AND CHEECH MARIN AND -- Jimmy: YEAH 513 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:50,563 AND JENNIFER COOLIDGE Jimmy: JENNIFER COOLIDGE, BY THE WAY -- 514 00:33:50,563 --> 00:33:52,098 JENNIFER COOL -- YEAH Jimmy: JENNIFER COOLIDGE 515 00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:54,100 PLAYS YOUR MOM IN IT SHE PLAYS -- [ LAUGHTER ] 516 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:57,203 SHE HAD ME WHEN SHE WAS SEVEN. Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. YEAH, YEAH. 517 00:33:57,203 --> 00:34:01,808 Jimmy: DUDE, HOW FUN IS JENNIFER COOLIDGE? SHE'S AMAZING 518 00:34:01,808 --> 00:34:03,510 I MEAN, JENNIFER COOLIDGE IS A -- SHE REMINDS ME A LITTLE BIT OF WHAT IT MIGHT'VE BEEN 519 00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:05,078 LIKE TO WORK WITH AN ANDY KAUFMAN OR LIKE, BILL MURRAY OR SOMEBODY WHO YOU 520 00:34:05,078 --> 00:34:09,049 NEVER KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE GOING TO DO. [ LAUGHTER ] 521 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:10,550 Jimmy: YEAH BECAUSE SHE WOULD JUST DO THINGS 522 00:34:10,550 --> 00:34:14,587 WE'RE ALL LIKE, "DO YOU WANT ANOTHER TAKE?" SHE'S LIKE, "NO, I'M GOOD. 523 00:34:14,587 --> 00:34:17,557 I GUESS THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTED TO DO. AND THEN YOU SEE IT ON SCREEN 524 00:34:17,557 --> 00:34:21,261 AND IT'S BRILLIANT Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH SHE NAILED IT. 525 00:34:21,261 --> 00:34:23,496 SHE'S AMAZING AND SHE'S SO CHILL SHE'S JUST -- SHE'S AN AMAZING 526 00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,098 WOMAN. Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF GOT EVERYTHING IN IT 527 00:34:25,098 --> 00:34:27,200 IT'S GOT COMEDY. IT'S ROMANTIC. BUT ALSO, IT'S ACTION. 528 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,469 YEAH. Jimmy: HOW DO WE -- IT HAS A BROAD, SORT OF, 529 00:34:29,469 --> 00:34:31,604 ACTION TO IT Jimmy: YES. BUT HOW DO WE -- THERE'S 530 00:34:31,604 --> 00:34:35,675 PIRATES INVOLVED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHY, YES. 531 00:34:35,675 --> 00:34:37,777 THERE ARE PIRATES INVOLVED WHO TAKE OVER THIS ISLAND. Jimmy: YEAH 532 00:34:37,777 --> 00:34:39,946 OR THIS -- YEAH, THIS ISLAND IN THE PHILIPPINES WE SHOT IT IN THE DOMINICAN, 533 00:34:39,946 --> 00:34:45,518 BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE PHILIPPINES. AND THEY, SORT OF -- THEY 534 00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:47,620 OVERTAKE THE WEDDING TO, SORT OF, TAKE RANSOM -- TAKE MONEY FROM HER FATHER. 535 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:50,990 Jimmy: YEAH AND THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE THAT THEY DIDN'T CAPTURE -- 536 00:34:50,990 --> 00:34:52,625 YEAH, BECAUSE WE WERE OFF HAVING A LITTLE TIFF BEFORE THE ACTUAL EVENT 537 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:55,795 SO -- Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP 538 00:34:55,795 --> 00:34:57,330 HERE ARE JOSH DUHAMEL AND JENNIFER LOPEZ IN "SHOTGUN WEDDING. 539 00:34:57,330 --> 00:34:59,265 WEDDING. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 540 00:35:02,202 --> 00:35:02,902 CLIFF! 541 00:35:02,902 --> 00:35:08,908 I SEE IT! GET IT INTO PARK TRYING. 542 00:35:08,908 --> 00:35:22,355 [ GRUNTING ] OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD 543 00:35:22,355 --> 00:35:25,058 MY DRESS MY DRESS IS CAUGHT DON'T LET GO 544 00:35:25,058 --> 00:35:28,261 DON'T YOU LET GO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON! 545 00:35:28,261 --> 00:35:32,632 JOSH DUHAMEL, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SHOTGUN WEDDING" BEGINS 546 00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:35,802 STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON PRIME VIDEO. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 547 00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:38,672 "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. JOSH DUHAMEL, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 548 00:35:38,672 --> 00:36:11,905 * Jimmy: PERFORMING "BLACKEST IN THE ROOM" AND "FEEL NO PAIN" 549 00:36:11,905 --> 00:36:16,209 FROM HIS ALBUM "SOUL SOLD SEPARATELY," WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM ANDERSON .PAAK AND THE 550 00:36:16,209 --> 00:36:21,881 ROOTS, PLEASE WELCOME, FREDDIE GIBBS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 551 00:36:21,881 --> 00:36:21,915 FREDDIE GIBBS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 552 00:36:22,048 --> 00:36:26,052 * * YEAH AH BABY AH 553 00:36:26,052 --> 00:36:28,188 GARY INDIANA A SHOUT OUT TO THE ROOTS YEAH * 554 00:36:28,188 --> 00:36:33,059 * WHERE WOULD YOU G WHAT WOULD YOU D WHO WOULD YOU SCRE 555 00:36:33,059 --> 00:36:35,295 BLACK FORCES SO HIS BRAIN * * AIN'T LEAVE A STAIN ON MY SHOE 556 00:36:35,295 --> 00:36:37,597 UH THIS GOAT TAL BET THEY PUT MY FACE * * ON THAT MOUNTAIN TO 557 00:36:37,597 --> 00:36:40,433 BLACKEST IN THE ROOM LIK I'M SAM COOKE AT THE FONTAINEBLEAU * 558 00:36:40,433 --> 00:36:46,339 * BLACKEST IN THE ROOM LIKE I'M SAM COOKE AT THE COP EAST GARY PLAY 559 00:36:46,339 --> 00:36:48,641 WE FIT TOGETHER LIKE * * DOPE AND SODA PUT THAT ON NATION 560 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:50,944 MY CLIQUELATION ON COSTRA NOSTRA * * IF I SMOKED HIM ON THIS 561 00:36:50,944 --> 00:36:53,446 SIDE WILL I SEE HIM WHEN I CROSS OVER DAM GOTTA SPIT IT 'CAUSE IT * 562 00:36:53,446 --> 00:36:56,182 * SIT ON MY HEART IT'S WHAT I THINK WHEN I LOOK UP AT THE STARS 563 00:36:56,182 --> 00:37:00,320 I WENT TO JAIL THE WARDEN * * PUT ME IN THE HOL 'CAUSE I WOULDN' 564 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:05,258 RAP FOR THE GUARDS I HAD BARS BACK WHEN LAMBO * * BURNED MY DEMO ON A CD- 565 00:37:05,258 --> 00:37:10,397 THIS GOAT TALK PLAYA TB1 FROM THE STREETS TO TH CELL YOU KNOW I BAIL * 566 00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:12,799 * ALL WEL GOT THE AK WITH TH CATCHER WE AIN'T LEAVIN' * 567 00:37:12,799 --> 00:37:15,735 * NO SHELLS PLUS I'M SURGICAL WITH * * THIS THING LIKE TRAININ 568 00:37:15,735 --> 00:37:19,372 DAY DENZEL YEA BLACKEST IN THE ROOM FRED HAMPTON * 569 00:37:19,372 --> 00:37:22,042 * THEY CAME AND SHOT IT U BLACKEST IN THE ROOM JEFF FORT WHEN H 570 00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:25,478 HIT GADDAFI UP * * BLACKEST IN THE ROO WHY CAN'T PLAYAS HIT 571 00:37:25,478 --> 00:37:28,048 CLARENCE THOMAS UP MY COUSIN LIVE IN FLINT * * SHE BEEN SICK SINCE THE 572 00:37:28,048 --> 00:37:34,054 MESSED THE WATER UP UH * * * LET US PRAY 573 00:37:34,054 --> 00:37:39,592 KING CONQUEROR GOOD AUTHOR PROMISE WE GOOD FOREVE HOWEVER IT HAPPENS * 574 00:37:39,592 --> 00:37:47,767 * I FEEL NO PAI CHIEF COUNSELOR CO-FOUNDER MY PAPERWORK IN ORDE 575 00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:57,410 HOWEVER IT HAPPENS * * I FEEL NO PAI IT'S HEAVY BUT I 576 00:37:57,410 --> 00:37:59,679 CARRY IT WITH EASE JUICES AND THE BERRIES * * WITH A TAIL LIKE HAKEEM 577 00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:02,649 BREAKIN' DOWN BEEF 'TI IT TURN TO MINCE MEA AND I'M WITH A MOB * 578 00:38:02,649 --> 00:38:06,786 * ORDER BOLOGNESE NICE WITH THE PAWS BOB THEN I WEAVE 579 00:38:06,786 --> 00:38:12,926 NOW WE AT LARGE * * WHIPPIN' CARS IN THE STREETS 580 00:38:12,926 --> 00:38:18,498 LIKE KEANU REEVE WHEN HE JUST DID SPEED * * BUST IT DOWN FOR ME 581 00:38:18,498 --> 00:38:23,303 IT BETTER NOT STIN KING CONQUEROR GOOD AUTHOR PROMISE WE GOOD FOREVER * 582 00:38:23,303 --> 00:38:32,712 * HOWEVER IT HAPPEN I FEEL NO PAIN CHIEF COUNSELOR CO-FOUNDER 583 00:38:32,712 --> 00:38:37,517 MY PAPERWORK IN ORDER * * HOWEVER IT HAPPEN I FEEL NO PAIN 584 00:38:37,517 --> 00:38:42,422 IT'S HEAVY BUT I CARRY IT WITH EASE * * LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL JANITO 585 00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:45,158 I'M CARRYIN' THEM KEYS GAVE OUT CREDIT FO MY DOPE I'M CASHIN' * 586 00:38:45,158 --> 00:38:47,894 * PAYCHECKS WITH MY FIEND BACK IN THE GAP WHEN I HIT THAT CRACK I SERVE 587 00:38:47,894 --> 00:38:50,730 MY SACKS AT MICKEY D'S * * ON MY MAMA 'NEM THESE CRACKERS RACIS 588 00:38:50,730 --> 00:38:54,467 NOOSE AT THE RACES BUBBA WALLACE THEM * * F A VACATION I JUST WAN 589 00:38:54,467 --> 00:38:58,171 JUSTICE FOR BREONNA 'NEM CAN'T GO OUTSIDE I MIGHT CATCH CORONA OR * 590 00:38:58,171 --> 00:39:00,373 * A HOLLOW TI IN MY FANT WRIST ON NIAGARA * 591 00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:07,147 * GOT A LOT OF DRIP KING CONQUEROR GOOD AUTHOR * * PROMISE WE GOOD FOREVER 592 00:39:07,147 --> 00:39:16,656 HOWEVER IT HAPPENS I FEEL NO PAIN CHIEF COUNSELOR CO-FOUNDER * 593 00:39:16,656 --> 00:39:22,228 * MY PAPERWORK IN ORDER HOWEVER IT HAPPENS I FEEL NO PAIN 594 00:39:22,228 --> 00:39:27,567 GIMME THE BRIDGE * * NEW YORK! 595 00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:29,469 FREDDIE GIBBS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON, BUD 596 00:39:29,469 --> 00:39:31,938 GARY, INDIANA Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THE ROOTS 597 00:39:31,938 --> 00:39:34,808 Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT THERE. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 598 00:39:34,808 --> 00:39:44,184 COME ON, BUDDY GOOD TO SEE YOU. FREDDIE GIBBS! 599 00:39:44,184 --> 00:39:45,819 ANDERSON .PAAK "SOUL SOLD SEPARATELY" IS OUT NOW! 600 00:39:45,819 --> 00:40:14,347 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 601 00:40:14,347 --> 00:40:19,919 AARON JUDGE, JOSH DUHAMEL, FREDDIE GIBBS! ANDERSON .PAAK 602 00:40:19,919 --> 00:40:22,655 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 603 00:40:22,655 --> 00:40:24,824 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 604 00:40:24,824 --> 00:40:26,726 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE