Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - AARON JUDGE,
JOSH DUHAMEL MUSICAL GUEST FREDDIE GIBBS FEATURING ANDERSON .PAAK
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1783
Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELF
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VERY SPECIAL, VERY SPECIAL EPISODE.
YOU GUYS, I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS YANKEES SUPERSTAR AARON JUDGE
IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE AARON JUDGE.
OF COURSE, AARON IS SO KIND. BACKSTAGE I ASKED FOR A SELFIE, AND HE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO PICK
ME UP FOR THE PHOTO. [ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT THAT WAS COOL.
LAST SEASON, AARON HIT 62 HOME RUNS, SURPASSING PLAYERS LIKE ROGER MARIS AND BABE RUTH.
AND HERE'S A FUN STAT. BETWEEN THE THREE MEN, BIDEN'S MET THEM ALL
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE. ON FRIDAY, THE FBI SPENT
13 HOURS SEARCHING PRESIDENT BIDEN'S HOUSE IN WILMINGTON, DELAWARE, AND THEY FOUND MORE
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS YOU KNOW WHAT? AT THIS POINT, JUST LET US KNOW
WHEN YOU STOP FINDING THEM YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, AS IF THE DOCUMENTS WEREN'T CRAZY ENOUGH, THEY ALSO FOUND THE SCRIPT FOR THE LAST
SEASON OF "STRANGER THINGS." [ LAUGHTER ] HOW IS HE GETTING ALL THIS
THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ALSO TOOK HANDWRITTEN NOTES FROM WHEN BIDEN WAS VICE PRESIDENT.
ONE WAS A PIECE OF PAPER ADDRESSED TO OBAMA THAT JUST SAID, "DO YOU LIKE ME?
CHECK YES OR NO. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S CRAZY
FIRST TRUMP, NOW BIDEN TODAY, JUST TO BE SAFE, OBAMA BURNED HIS HOUSE DOWN.
HE'S LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S INTERESTING HOW BIDEN AND
TRUMP HAVE HANDLED THEIR SITUATIONS DIFFERENTLY BIDEN HAS NEW DOCUMENTS FOUND
EVERY WEEK, WHILE TRUMP WENT FOR THE NETFLIX STYLE, BINGE ALL AT ONCE RELEASE.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR BIDEN.
AND NOW EVEN TOP DEMOCRATS ARE CRITICIZING HIM FOR HIS HANDLING OF CLASSIFIED
DOCUMENTS, CALLING HIM IRRESPONSIBLE AND SAYING THAT HE SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED
YEAH, THEY'RE REALLY PILING ON HERE, CHECK OUT WHAT SOME OTHER DEMOCRATS HAD TO SAY
FIRST UP, SENATOR CORY BOOKER SAID, "THERE'S NO DENYING THIS PROBLEM IS BIGGER THAN EVERYONE
EXPECTED." THEN SENATOR JOHN FETTERMAN SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY 'BIGGER
THAN EVERYONE' SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME
MY HEARING IS A LITTLE FUZZY." [ LAUGHTER ] AND SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS
SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY A LITTLE FUZZY? [ LAUGHTER ]
SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME MY HEARING IS ROUGH AROUND THE
EDGES. AND SENATOR JON TESTER SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY 'ROUGH AROUND
THE EDGES' [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT ME ANYWAY, THIS BIDEN STUFF IS SCARY, MAN."
[ LAUGHTER ] SENATOR TOM CARPER SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY, 'SCARY MAN'
[ LAUGHTER ] SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME
YEAH, THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS TOO MUCH, SON. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND SENATOR JOE MANCHIN SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY 'TOO MUCH SUN'
SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME REGARDLESS, THIS SCANDAL AIN'T
LOOKIN' PRETTY, BOY. SO SENATOR JON OSSOFF SAID, "DID SOMEBODY SAY 'PRETTY
BOY'?" [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT ME ANYWAY, IF BIDEN TRIES TO EVADE RESPONSIBILITY, WE WON'T LET
THAT MAN ESCAPE. AND FINALLY, SENATOR CORY BOOKER SAID, "DID SOMEONE
SAY 'MANSCAPE'?" [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
EVERYONE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY. SOME MORE NEWS FROM WASHINGTON
THIS WEEKEND THE NEWS BROKE THAT BIDEN'S CHIEF OF STAFF RON KLAIN IS STEPPING DOWN
YEP. KLAIN SAID, LOOK, I HATE LEAVING YOU WITH SUCH A MESS,
BUT I WILL ANYWAY. [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE BEING BIDEN'S CHIEF
OF STAFF IS A TOUGH JOB. YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO WRITE AND SPEAK IN SIZE 72 FONT.
[ LAUGHTER ] "YOUR TIE IS CROOKED OH, FORGET IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AT FIRST IT WAS UNCLEAR WHO WAS STEPPING DOWN BECAUSE BIDEN
CALLS EVERYONE CHIEF [ LAUGHTER ] "HEY, CHIEF.
WELL, GET THIS TIKTOK JUST CONFIRMED THAT SOME OF ITS EMPLOYEES HAVE THE POWER
TO DECIDE WHICH VIDEOS GO VIRAL. YEAH, IT'S CRAZY
SO, BASICALLY EMPLOYEES MAKE THE DECISION THAT THIS SHOULD NOT GO VIRAL -
HAVE ASKED IF I'VE TRIED QUITE A LOT IS BOBA.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT THIS SHOULD GO VIRAL --
[ CHOKES ] [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] Steve: WHAT Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER
EXAMPLE. EMPLOYEES DECIDED THAT THIS SHOULD NOT GO VIRAL --
WHOO! [ SCREAMING
Jimmy: BUT THIS SHOULD --
YOU STUDENTS TO DO ANYTHING WE
WOULDN'T DO OURSELVES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ CYMBAL CRASH ]
Jimmy: WOW. WOW. WOW.
THAT'S RIGHT THEY DIDN'T THINK THAT THIS SHOULD GO VIRAL --
[ MOTOR RUNNING Jimmy: BUT THEY THOUGHT THAT
THIS SHOULD --
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
* [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: AND FINALLY, THEY
DECIDED THIS SHOULD NOT GO VIRAL --
[ AUDIENCE OOHS [ APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: INTERESTING CHOICES. [ LAUGHTER ] WE WOULD NEVER DO --
SWITCHING GEARS. BUCKINGHAM PALACE HAS REVEALED THE DETAILS OF KING CHARLES'
CORONATION, WHICH WILL INCLUDE THREE DAYS OF CELEBRATIONS I JUST HOPE ALL THIS PARTYING
DOESN'T LEAVE HIM TOO EXHAUSTED TO NOT DO ANY WORK THE NEXT DAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] I ALSO SAW THAT THE CORONATION WILL ALSO BREAK AWAY FROM
TRADITION. YEAH, APPARENTLY WHEN CHARLES STEPS ONTO THE PALACE BALCONY,
HE'S GOING TO TOSS MARDI GRAS BEADS. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS ON SATURDAY AT A RESORT IN
DUBAI, BEYONCE PERFORMED HER FIRST FULL CONCERT IN FOUR YEARS.
AND WAS REPORTEDLY PAID $24 MILLION FOR THE HOUR-LONG SHOW
[ AUDIENCE OOHS $24 MILLION FOR A ONE-HOUR PERFORMANCE.
EVEN AARON JUDGE WAS LIKE, DAMN, THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, THIS IS EXCITING. TOMORROW THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS WILL BE ANNOUNCED.
AND, YEAH -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND APPARENTLY, "TOP GUN:
MAVERICK" IS EXPECTED TO BE NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE, MARKING THE FIRST TIME IN
A DECADE PEOPLE HAVE SAID, "OH, MY GOD, I'VE SEEN ONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, THE NEW SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR" KICKS OFF TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS ] YEAH! Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY THE
MOST SHOCKING SEASON EVER BECAUSE THEY FIND CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS IN THE FANTASY SUITE
[ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW THAT'S WHAT I'M HEARING.
WELL, LISTEN TO THIS THE PRESIDENT OF IRELAND HAS CALLED ON SCHOOLS TO STOP
GIVING HOMEWORK SO KIDS CAN USE THEIR FREE TIME FOR OTHER CREATIVE THINGS.
THAT STORY AGAIN THE PRESIDENT OF IRELAND IS APPARENTLY MY 9-YEAR-OLD
DAUGHTER [ LAUGHTER ] CANDY FOR DINNER
DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? I READ THAT THE WORLD'S WORST McDONALD'S, WHICH POLICE WERE
CALLED TO MORE THAN 800 TIMES IN ONE YEAR, IS PERMANENTLY CLOSING.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THEY JUST CHANGED THE SIGN, AND NOW IT'S THE WORLD'S BEST WAFFLE HOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ SCATTERED CLAPPING ] AND FINALLY, HAVE YOU GUYS
NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU START TYPING SOMETHING ON GOOGLE, IT AUTOMATICALLY TRIES TO COMPLETE
THE SEARCH FOR YOU IT AUTOFILLS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?
SOMETIMES THEIR SUGGESTIONS ARE A LITTLE OFF I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.
IT'S TIME FOR "GOOGLE AUTOFAILS. WATCH THIS
* GOOGLE AUTOFAIL YEAH *
Jimmy: JUST LOOK AT WHAT I DID TODAY. I TYPED IN, "HOW DID
'YELLOWSTONE' -- OKAY, AND THESE THREE THINGS POPPED UP.
"SEASON FOUR END?" "GET SO POPULAR? "CONVINCE MY DAD TO START
DRESSING LIKE WOODY FROM 'TOY STORY'?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
HE WORKS IN AN OFFICE. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE I TYPED IN, "WHY IS
JOE BURROW --" IT SAID, "SO GOOD? "NUMBER NINE?"
"IN MY WIFE'S SEARCH HISTORY?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: WAIT, WHAT
Jimmy: NEXT UP, I TYPED IN, "HOW TO RETURN --" AND IT SAID, "A PACKAGE TO
AMAZON?" "CABLE EQUIPMENT TO SPECTRUM?" "PRINCE HARRY TO ENGLAND?"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: THAT'S NOT YOU THAT'S AN AUTOFILL
Jimmy: AFTER THAT, I TYPED IN, "WHY CAN'T I SLEEP --" AND IT SAID, "THROUGH THE
NIGHT? "ON MY BACK? "WITHOUT SCROLLING THROUGH
TIKTOK FOR THREE HOURS FIRST?" [ APPLAUSE ] NEXT UP, I TYPED IN, "WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO -- IT SAID "AMELIA EARHART? "SUSAN BOYLE?"
"PREDICTABILITY? THE MILKMAN, THE PAPERBOY, AND EVENING TV."
[ APPLAUSE ] AFTER THAT, I TYPED IN, "HOW TO SURVIVE --
IT SAID, "A TORNADO? "A HURRICANE?" "A FIGHT IN THE BATHROOM WITH
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE?" [ APPLAUSE ] I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'D DO IT
NEXT UP, I TYPED IN, "WHY DO THE GIRL SCOUTS -- AND IT SAID, "SELL COOKIES?"
"WEAR SASHES?" "GUARD THE ENTRANCE TO THE GROCERY STORE LIKE THEY'RE THE
NATIONAL GUARD?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?"
[ APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, I TYPED IN, "AM I THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT --"
AND IT SAID, "A 401K?" [ LAUGHTER ] "A CAR?"
"CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS IN MY GARAGE?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S ALL FOR "GOOGLE AUTOFAILS. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
NEW YORK YANKEE CAPTAIN AARON JUDGE IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JOSH DUHAMEL IS ALSO ON THE SHOW AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
FREDDIE GIBBS FEATURING ANDERSON .PAAK STICK AROUND
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE PLAYING "BLOW YOUR MIND" WITH AARON JUDGE.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
AARON, TRUE OR FALSE? HUNTING UNICORNS IS LEGAL IN MICHIGAN
ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, AND HE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT SOME
HUNTING TRIPS HE WENT ON HE NEVER TOLD ME WHAT HE WAS HUNTING.
[ LAUGHTER ] I GOT TO GO TRUE [ DING ]
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE GOING TO PLAY
A MIND-BLOWING GAME, BUT FIRST I'M GOING TO NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY AGAINST
HE HIT A RECORD-BREAKING 62 HOME RUNS THIS SEASON AND WAS NAMED THIS YEAR'S AMERICAN
LEAGUE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER. PLEASE WELCOME THE CAPTAIN OF THE NEW YORK YANKEES
THE ONE AND ONLY AARON JUDGE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
WE'RE ABOUT TO FACE OFF IN A A GAME CALLED "BLOW YOUR MIND.
* BLOW YOUR MIND * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: QUESTLOVE --
QUESTLOVE, DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN HOW THIS GAME WORKS, PLEASE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Questlove: YES, JIMMY IN THIS GAME, I WILL READ EACH
OF YOU A MIND-BLOWING FACT AND YOU MUST DECIDE IF THAT FACT IS TRUE OR FALSE.
IF YOU CHOOSE WRONG, WE WILL BLOW YOUR MIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU WILL BE BLASTED IN THE FACE FROM THE FRONT OF THE TUBE IN FRONT OF YOU
MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE, AND YOUR OPPONENT GETS THEIR MIND BLOWN Jimmy: BEFORE WE START,
LET'S GIVE OURSELVES A LITTLE SPRITZ OF WATER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
OKAY Questlove: ARE WE READY AARON, YOU READY
OH, YEAH. Questlove: ALL RIGHT. THE FIRST FACT IS FOR AARON.
THANK YOU, JIMMY AARON, TRUE OR FALSE HUNTING UNICORNS IS LEGAL IN
MICHIGAN HUNTING UNICORNS IS LEGAL IN MICHIGAN
WOW ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, AND
HE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT SOME HUNTING TRIPS HE WENT ON HE NEVER TOLD ME WHAT HE WAS
HUNTING. [ LAUGHTER ] I GOT TO GO TRUE
IT'S GOT TO BE TRUE, RIGHT Questlove: AARON, THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU
[ MUSIC STING [ LAUGHTER ] [ DING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S TRUE. YEAH
TRUE CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT - ANOTHER SPRAY
Jimmy: THAT WAS COTTON CANDY. YEAH, PLEASE, ANOTHER SPRAY.
WOWO I NEVER INHALED THAT THAT WAS FANTASTIC
[ LAUGHTER ] Questlove: JIMOTHY. Jimmy: YES.
Questlove: THE NEXT FACT IS FOR YOU. JIMMY, TRUE OR FALSE
CHICKENS CLUCK WITH REGIONAL ACCENTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU -- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY Questlove: CHICKENS CLUCK
WITH REGIONAL ACCENTS. Jimmy: CHICKENS CLUCK WITH REGIONAL ACCENTS
Questlove: REGIONAL ACCENTS Jimmy: LIKE A CITY CHICKEN WILL CLUCK DIFFERENT THAN
A COUNTRY CHICKEN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YO, HEY, YO, CLUCK, CLUCK OVER
HERE HEY, HEY, HEY. [ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK THAT IS -- I WOULD SAY THAT IS FALSE. Questlove: HM, JIMMY, THE
ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU. Jimmy: SURPRISE ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'VE SEEN THIS SHOW BEFORE [ MUSIC STING [ DING ]
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Questlove: IT'S FALSE LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW
MOTION [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BABY SOCKS
THEY WERE BABY SOCKS FANTASTIC. Questlove: AARON.
Jimmy: SPRITZ YOU LOOK GOOD. Questlove: AARON, YOU'RE UP
NEXT SO, TRUE OR FALSE, AARON THE COOKIE MONSTER'S REAL NAME
IS SID SID. [ MUSIC STING
Jimmy: THE COOKIE MONSTER'S REAL NAME -- Questlove: IS SID
JIMMY, I DON'T THINK YOU KNEW THIS ABOUT ME, BUT I GREW UP ON "SESAME STREET."
Jimmy: DO YOU EVER -- OF COURSE THAT'S TRUE.
Jimmy: WAIT - I THINK IT'S TRUE HE LOOKS LIKE A SID.
Jimmy: ME NO HAVE FIRST NAME [ LAUGHTER ]
ME COOKIE MONSTER. HE LOOKS LIKE A SID HE'S A SID
Questlove: THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU YEP
[ MUSIC STING [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Questlove: IT IS TRUE CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION
Jimmy: THAT ALMOST HIT ME SOMETHING WENT OVER MY HEAD. OH, MY GOSH.
Questlove: THE NEXT FACT IS FOR YOU, JIMMY Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO
SID? I NEVER HEARD THAT Questlove: SID, YEAH.
SID COOKIE [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TRUE.
Questlove: JIMMY, TRUE OR FALSE, THE BLOB OF TOOTHPASTE THAT SITS ON YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IS
CALLED A NURDLE. [ LAUGHTER ] A NURDLE
NURDLE [ LAUGHTER ] NURDLE?
NURDLE Jimmy: STOP SAYING NURDLE EVERY TIME I -
THE BLOB OF TOOTHPASTE THAT SITS ON YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IS CALLED A NURDLE.
I DON'T THINK THAT HAS A NAME. PHONE A FRIEND. PHONE A FRIEND
Jimmy: PHONE A FRIEND SURE. Jimmy: AUDIENCE
[ AUDIENCE SHOUTING NURDLE. IT'S A NURDLE.
Jimmy: IT IS A NURDLE I'M GOING TO SAY -- I'M GOING TO SAY -
[ MUSIC STING I'M GOING TO SAY - [ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO SAY, "YES" OR ELSE EVERYONE'S GOING TO YELL
"NURDLE" EVERYWHERE I GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Questlove: SO YOUR ANSWER
IS, YES, YOU THINK IT'S CALLED A NURDLE Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS ] Questlove: THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU
YEAH. [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Questlove: IT'S TRUE. LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION
[ AUDIENCE CHANTING Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. OKAY
[ THUNDER WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Questlove: EXCUSE ME.
THAT SOUND MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL QUESTION AND IT COMES WITH A TWIST.
Jimmy: WHAT Questlove: IF YOU ANSWER INCORRECTLY, BOTH OF YOUR MINDS
WILL BE BLOWN. AARON, THIS CONUNDRUM IS FOR YOU.
AARON, IS WATER WET? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT
WE'RE WORKING TOGETHER ON THIS, RIGHT? Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE WORKING
TOGETHER ON THIS WHAT DO YOU -- THIS IS A - [ LAUGHTER ]
THE ANSWER - YEAH. Jimmy: THE ANSWER -
TRUE. Jimmy: WATER -- IT'S WET.
Jimmy: BUT WHY WOULD HE ASK US THAT? IS WATER WET
Questlove: IS IT? HE WOULDN'T MESS WITH US. HE WOULDN'T MESS WITH US
Jimmy: IS WATER WET [ AUDIENCE YELLING ] WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?
YES. YES IT'S WET
Questlove: ANSWER THE QUESTION, PLEASE
IS WATER WET Jimmy: I'M JUST GOING TO SAY --
TRUE. Jimmy: YES. Questlove: WELL, THE
ANSWER - MAY SURPRISE YOU. Jimmy: MAY SURPRISE YOU
[ MUSIC STING Questlove: -- MAY SURPRISE YOU.
[ BUZZER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS INCORRECT.
WHATEVER IS FILLED WITH WATER IS WET, BUT WATER ITSELF IS NOT WET.
Jimmy: AARON JUDGE, EVERYBODY. WATER IS NOT WET
WE'RE TALKING TO AARON AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: NOW AND THEN, I GO TO
THE GAMES. AND I -- IT'S JUST INTERESTING I JUST FIGURED WHILE YOU'RE
HERE, I JUST -- YOU NEVER LOOK OVER AT ME YOU NEVER GO LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER ] HOLD ON, JIMMY. HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD
ON [ LAUGHTER ] I TRY.
BUT EVERY TIME I LOOK OVER, YOU'RE TAKING SELFIES OR EATING HOT DOGS
YOU'RE DRINKING A BEER
MVP AND A FOUR-TIME ALL STAR HE'S COMING OFF A HISTORIC SEASON, WHERE HE HIT A
A RECORD-BREAKING 62 HOME RUNS PLEASE WELCOME, THE CAPTAIN OF THE NEW YORK YANKEES,
AARON JUDGE!
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BUD.
WE'VE DONE BITS BEFORE, BUT IT'S THE FIRST TIME ON THE COUCH.
SO, I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE TALKING TO ME. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ABOUT TIME. I'VE BEEN WAITING. Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH PLEASE LET'S TALK ABOUT -- BEEN
WAITING, BECAUSE YOU RESIGNED WITH THE YANKEES IT WAS A BIG -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES, THANK YOU AGAIN WE'RE SO HAPPY
A NINE-YEAR CONTRACT YEP Jimmy: NINE-YEAR CONTRACT
TALK TO ME ABOUT THE -- THE FREE AGENCY DECISION WHAT GOES -- WAS THERE EVER
A TIME IN YOUR HEAD YOU GO, "WELL, MAYBE I MIGHT NOT BE BACK IN NEW YORK?"
WOW [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I KNOW
I'M ASKING THE HARD-HITTING QUESTIONS RIGHT OFF THE BAT. NO.
IT WAS -- IT WAS A FUN PROCESS YOU KNOW, EVERY ATHLETE WANTS TO GET TO THAT POSITION WHERE
THEY CAN, KIND OF, CHOOSE, YOU KNOW, WHERE -- YOU KNOW, WHERE THEY GET TO PLAY, YOU KNOW
AND -- YOU KNOW, IT JUST SO HAPPENED I GOT -- I GOT DRAFTED BY THE BEST TEAM, YOU KNOW, ON
THE PLANET SO, IT KIND OF -- IT MADE THE --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT - Jimmy: BUT THERE HAD TO HAVE
BEEN OTHER THINGS, BECAUSE YOU JUST KEPT CRUSHING, AND CRUSHING, AND CRUSHING, AND
THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "HEY, AARON. REMEMBER ME?
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, "WE'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I MET A LOT OF GREAT TEAMS, A LOT OF GREAT PEOPLE ALONG THE -- ALONG THE
WAY. BUT, YOU KNOW, AFTER EVERY MEETING, YOU KNOW, I'D SIT DOWN
WITH MY WIFE, AND WE KIND OF LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND BE LIKE, "WE'RE YANKEES."
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH THAT'S GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU ARE -- I'M SO HAPPY. THERE WAS ONE TEAMMATE IN PARTICULAR THAT HELPED YOU WITH
YOUR DECISION. IS THAT -- IS THAT RIZZO YEAH, IT WAS ANTHONY RIZZO.
HE -- HE PLAYED A BIG PART, BIG PART HE WAS A FREE AGENT TOO.
HE OPTED OUT, BUT HE GOT HIS CONTRACT OUT OF THE WAY. AND HE SAID, "NOW WE GOT TO --
WE GOT TO GET YOU LOCKED IN. SO - Jimmy: REALLY
HE -- HE WAS CALLING ME EVERY DAY. HE WAS SENDING ME TEXTS EVERY
DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: EVERY DAY?
YEAH. IT WAS -- IT WAS -- HE WAS WORKING HARD
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HE REALLY DID A GOOD JOB WORKING --
BUT THEN, I THINK THAT SEALED THE DEAL IS YOU'RE -- NOT ONLY ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS, BUT YOUR
DOGS ARE FRIENDS [ CHEERS ] YEAH.
OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT ALWAYS COMES
DOWN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT ALWAYS COMES DOWN TO YOUR
PET, RIGHT YEAH, HE WENT FOR THE -- HE WENT FOR MY HEART.
SO, HE WENT FOR -- YOU KNOW, MY LITTLE PENNY AND HIS DOG, KEVIN, ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS
Jimmy: THEY'RE THE BEST OF FRIENDS. PENNY AND --
GOT A PICTURE THERE WE GO. Jimmy: THERE'S A PICTURE --
YEAH THIS IS WHAT I HAD TO DEAL WITH
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] EVERY DAY, I WAS GETTING PHOTOS LIKE THIS.
Jimmy: NOW WHO IS WHO I GOT PENNY RIGHT HERE, THE LITTLE BLONDIE
Jimmy: THAT'S PENNY AND THEN KEVIN'S THE -- Jimmy: AND KEVIN.
SO, I WANT TO THANK ANTHONY RIZZO, AND I WANT TO THANK KEVIN FOR GETTING
AARON JUDGE TO SIGN -- GREAT JOB, KEVIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY THEY ALSO MADE AN ANNOUNCEMENT -- ANOTHER
ANNOUNCEMENT WHILE YOU RESIGNED, IS THAT YOU'RE THE 16th CAPTAIN OF THE NEW YORK
YANKEES. THAT IS A MASSIVE DEAL, I MEAN, IF YOU THINK ABOUT THAT LIST
DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS COMING AND DID YOU -- DID YOU GO LIKE -- DID YOU FEEL THAT?
DID YOU HEAR RUMORS THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN? IT WAS A SHOCK TO ME.
YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS -- YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS DREAM ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
GETTING AN OPPORTUNITY TO, YOU KNOW, REPRESENT THE YANKEES AND BE THE CAPTAIN
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD EVER HAPPEN, BUT, YOU KNOW, I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH
HAL, THE BOSS. AND, YOU KNOW, WE WERE KIND OF TALKING OVER AND NEGOTIATING
THE DEAL, THEN AT THE VERY END, HE'S LIKE, "OH, BY THE WAY, I'M GOING TO -- I'M GOING TO NAME
YOU 16th CAPTAIN." SO, IT WAS -- I WAS SPEECHLESS I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO
SAY. BUT IT WAS - Jimmy: OH, MY
-- YOU KNOW, HONOR I DON'T TAKE LIGHTLY AND --
Jimmy: NOT SINCE DEREK JETER. OH, YEAH.
CORRECT, CORRECT Jimmy: HAVE YOU TALKED TO DEREK ABOUT THIS, THIS
RESPONSIBILITY I TALKED TO HIM A LITTLE BIT.
THROUGHOUT THE FREE AGENCY PROCESS, WE TALKED AND REALLY ASKED ABOUT HIS ADVICE
WHAT WAS IT LIKE FOR HIM, YOU KNOW, THROUGH ARBITRATION STUFF, FREE AGENCY
AND, YOU KNOW, HE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TAKE YOU -- I'LL TAKE YOU
OUT FOR LUNCH OR SOMETHING WE'LL, KIND OF, TALK ABOUT THINGS."
BUT THEN AFTER I SIGNED MY DEAL, HE SAID, "WELL, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ME OUT FOR
BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER." [ LAUGHTER ] SO -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH "BUY THE RESTAURANT, AND THEN
I'LL -- I'LL MEET YOU AT THE RESTAURANT." UNBELIEVABLE SEASON.
YOU HIT AN AMERICAN LEAGUE RECORD 62 HOME RUNS. YOU WERE NAMED THE MVP
YOU'RE ALWAYS FOCUSED WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ON DECK CIRCLE AND I -- I RESPECT YOU
I LOVE WATCHING YOU PLAY AND NOW AND THEN, I -- I GO TO THE GAMES.
AND I -- IT'S JUST INTERESTING I JUST FIGURED WHILE YOU'RE HERE, I JUST -- YOU NEVER LOOK
OVER AT ME YOU NEVER GO LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
"JIMBO, JIMBO. NOTHING. NOTHING.
NONE OF THAT STUFF [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEVER -- YOU JUST GET ALL
BUSINESS WITH YOU. NO. HOLD ON, JIMMY
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON [ LAUGHTER ]
I TRY. BUT EVERY TIME I LOOK OVER, YOU'RE TAKING SELFIES OR EATING
HOT DOGS YOU'RE DRINKING A BEER [ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOU. Jimmy: PLEASE, NO PLEASE
YEAH, RIGHT. I'M JUST SAYING I'M LOOKING.
Jimmy: YOU ARE? YOU DO -- YOU -- I THINK THE
LAST GAME I SAW YOU, YOU LOOKED -- YOU'RE DOING -- YOU WALKED OUT, AND YOU WENT -
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, I TOOK THAT -- I WAS LIKE -
AND EVERYBODY AROUND WAS LIKE, "YO, HE LOOKED AT YOU. AND I GO, "CHILL OUT."
BUT I MEAN, I'M -- [ LAUGHTER ] I'M RIGHT -- YOU HAVE TO WALK
IN FRONT OF ME TO BAT, AND YOU -- [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT MUST BE FOR YOU TO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE ME AT ALL
[ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, 'CAUSE THE DUGOUT IS THERE.
YOU COME OUT OF THE DUGOUT, RIGHT? SO, YOU COME OUT, AND THEY GO,
"AARON JUDGE." EVERYONE GOES NUTS YOU'RE LIKE, YOU HIT, WHATEVER
THE -- DIRT OUT OF YOUR CLEATS AND YOU -- THING IS I'M -- I'M WHERE YOU ARE.
SO, YOU'RE KIND OF ALREADY FACING ME, AND YOU STILL DON'T LOOK AT ME
AND THEN YOU GO -- AND THEN YOU GO TO HOME PLATE AND YOU GO -- [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M RIGHT THERE, AND YOU PURPOSELY DON'T EVEN -- I GO, "OKAY, I'M COOL.
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO FREAK YOU OUT AND THEN GO LIKE, "HEY, BUD" OR ANYTHING OR GET --
I WANT YOU TO HIT HOMERS AND WIN THE GAME SO, I'M LIKE, "DON'T EVEN LOOK
AT ME. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO NOT LOOK AT YOU?"
I NEED A WAVE I NEED SOME -- A WAVE -- SOMETHING TO START -
Jimmy: I'M TOTALLY WAVING I'M WAVING SO MUCH [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S LIKE -- I'M FREAKING OUT. I'M LIKE, I GOT A HOT DOG. I'M LIKE, I'VE GOT THE SELFIE.
I'M GETTING A SELFIE OF ME WAVING AT YOU. LIKE, "LOOK AT US.
[ LAUGHTER ] LOOK, I LOVE YOU I --
I'M CHECKING THE TAPES. I'M GOING TO GO BACK I'M GOING TO CHECK THE TAPES
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WATCH THE TAPES. WHEN YOU WALK OUT -- EVERYONE
HAS A GOOD WALKOUT SONG, A A WALK-ON SONG WHAT IS YOUR WALK-UP SONG, OR
WHAT WAS IT LAST YEAR? THIS PAST YEAR, IT WAS "HELLO" BY POP SMOKE
Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS - IT GOT THE PEOPLE GOING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: DO YOU -- DO YOU -- IS THAT -- DO YOU HAVE OTHER CHOICES, IN CASE THAT ONE'S NOT
YOUR ONE LIKE, HAVE YOU EVER WALKED OUT AND YOU GO, "OH, THAT WAS KIND
OF A MISTAKE." WELL, THIS IS BY FAR THE TOUGHEST DECISION ANY BASEBALL
PLAYER HAS TO MAKE IN THE OFF-SEASON [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S -- I MAKE A WHOLE PLAYLIST I HAVE ABOUT 30, 40 SONGS.
I'M IN MY CAR. MY WIFE GETS MAD AT ME, BECAUSE SHE'S LIKE -- I'LL BE SITTING
IN THERE I'LL BE LIKE, "OKAY, HONEY THIS ONE, THIS ONE."
AND BE LIKE, "NOW BATTING, NUMBER 99, AARON JUDGE," AND PLAY IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, YOU KNOW, START IT OVER
AND I'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT'D YOU THINK? WAS THAT -- WAS THAT -- IS THAT
IT NOPE, OKAY NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE."
SO, IT'S - Jimmy: THAT'S HILARIOUS YEAH, IT'S A LONG PROCESS
Jimmy: SHE'S LIKE, "DUDE, GET OVER YOURSELF. COME ON, MAN."
[ LAUGHTER ] "LET'S GET TO MALL LET'S GO."
BUT YOU GOT TO HAVE -- I -- IT IS -- IT'S LIKE WALKING INTO THE RING
YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING GOOD, BECAUSE -- Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE
SOMETHING BIG. YEAH, YOU'RE COMING THERE, AND YOU'RE IGNORING ME, AND I
GOT TO GET A SONG TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO, YOU KNOW - Jimmy: I'M THERE WITH LORNE WE'RE ALWAYS GOING CRAZY FOR
YOU. AND HE'S GOT THE SELFIE READY TO GO.
I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE ONE. THERE'S A SONG THAT MIGHT NOT BE ON YOUR RADAR HERE.
THIS IS -- THE LYRICS TO THE SONG ARE YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME
IT'S BY A YOUTUBE CREATOR CALLED "EPIC BASEBALL SONGS. [ LAUGHTER ]
GIVE THIS A TRY HERE THIS COULD BE YOUR WALK-UP SONG
TAKE A LISTEN. * AARON JUDGE AARON JUDG
AARON JUDGE IT YEAH * [ LAUGHTER ] * AARON JUDGE
AARON JUDG AARON JUDGE IT YEA JUDGE *
[ LAUGHTER ] * JUDGE JUDG
JUDGE * * AARON JUDGE
AARON JUDG AARON JUDGE IT YEAH * [ CLAPPING ]
Jimmy: THEY LOVE IT ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH - THEY -
I MEAN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S LONG, BUT IF YOU TAKE YOUR
TIME AND GIVE A LITTLE NOD OVER TO JIMMY, YOU MIGHT -- [ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IT'S GOING TO BE THIS YEAR IN MARCH, OR NO?
OH, NO. BUT THIS -- I'VE GOT TO ADD THIS, I THINK, TO THE PLAYLIST
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS GETTING ADDED TO THE PLAYLIST.
THIS WILL -- IT MIGHT BE NEAR THE BOT -- THE BOTTOM BUT --
Jimmy: AS LONG AS IT'S ON IT'S ON Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
YOU, BUD I'LL BE THERE. AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO EVER, BUT
I JUST KNOW IN MY HEART THAT YOU'RE SAYING "HI. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'M A BIG FAN. I LOVE YOU CONGRATULATIONS.
THANKS FOR STAYING WITH US YEAH, I APPRECIATE IT, JIMMY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THE BEST AARON JUDGE, EVERYBODY
THE YANKEES KICK OFF THEIR SEASON MARCH 30th AT YANKEE STADIUM.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOSH DUHAMEL STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN
AWARD-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS ALONGSIDE JENNIFER LOPEZ IN THE NEW FILM, "SHOTGUN WEDDING,"
WHICH BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON PRIME VIDEO. PLEASE WELCOME JOSH DUHAMEL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
DID YOU -- DID YOU GET THE COTTON CANDY OUT OF YOUR NOSE OR WHATEVER?
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT WAS IN MY NOSE. AND LIKE -- AND THE COTTON
CANDY WITH THE WATER IT JUST MAKES SUGAR EVERYWHERE YEAH
TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW WITH AARON JUDGE, MAN WHEW
Jimmy: HOW ABOUT YOU -- WHAT A STUD THAT DUDE IS. Jimmy: HOW ABOUT YOU TWO
STUDS IN THE HALLWAY BACK THERE, I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH."
WHAT IS HE? 7'4" Jimmy: 8'9.
HE'S HUGE [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: 8 FOOT 9
HE'S JUST A BEAST OF A DUDE. HE'S A BIG DUDE Jimmy: YEAH, NICE GUY
HEY, I WANT TO GET TO YOU. COME ON. OKAY, SORRY
Jimmy: I'VE MISSED YOU. SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU, YOU ACTUALLY GOT MARRIED A FEW
MONTHS AGO I DID Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU
THANK YOU * Jimmy: THAT'S AWESOME
I DID I DID. BARELY
Jimmy: YEAH, BARELY NO -- BARELY
BARELY. OH, I MEAN, I HAD A LITTLE MISHAP THE NIGHT BEFORE.
Jimmy: YEAH THE NIGHT BEFORE -- SO, THE NIGHT BEFORE THE WEDDING, WE
HAD THIS PARTY, LIKE, A WEDDING REHEARSAL, DINNER REHEARSAL. Jimmy: YEAH
AND WE HAD A PARTY BUS AND WE HAD A BAND AND THE WHOLE THING.
AND I TRIED TO DO THIS RUSSIAN, SORT OF, GYMNAST ROUTINE IN THE BACK OF THE PARTY BUS ON THE
WAY HOME, AND I THREW MY BACK OUT. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
LITERALLY -- AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT UNTIL THE NEXT MORNING WHEN I COULDN'T GET OUT OF BED.
Jimmy: WEDDING -- WENT TO THE HOSPITAL, GOT SHOT UP, MEDICATION, PERFECTLY
FINE I WAS -- I WAS MOSTLY WORRIED BECAUSE I'M A BIT OLDER THAN
SHE IS, AND SO I FIGURED IF -- IF I DON'T MAKE IT DOWN THE -- IF I CAN'T WALK DOWN THE
AISLE -- Jimmy: YOU'LL NEVER -- YOU'LL NEVER OUTLIVE THAT.
IT'S LIKE, "HERE HE COMES. CAN YOU IMAGINE A WALKER? Jimmy: COME ON, GRANDPA
COME ON. COME ON, GRANDPA IT'S YOUR WEDDING DAY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M COMING. I'M COMING
Jimmy: DON'T PLAY ANY MUSIC [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, IT WAS A -- THERE
WAS A REAL POSSIBILITY Jimmy: BUT YOU MADE IT. I WAS THINKING, WHEELCHAIR,
CRUTCHES, OR A WALKER. Jimmy: YOU -- YOU MADE IT I MADE IT
Jimmy: AT LEAST PUT THE AISLE DOWNHILL SO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO --
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANY WORK. BUT NO, YOU MADE IT.
NOT ONLY THAT, YOU CRUSHED IT. YOU SENT US A VIDEO OF THE WEDDING.
I WANT TO SHOW THIS AND THEN TALK ABOUT THIS. YEAH.
Jimmy: HERE'S JOSH DUHAMEL.
HEAD TO REST
DON'T YOU CRY NO MOR YAY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: COME ON, THAT'S -- I MEAN -- Jimmy: CARRY ON MY
WAYWARD -- WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? Jimmy: "CARRY ON WAYWARD
SON. ROOTS SAY "THUMBS UP." THEY LOVE IT
DUDE, THAT'S PRETTY GREAT. OH. WELL, I ALSO HAD CHRIS HAWKEY
IN THE BACKGROUND THERE, SORT OF, MAKING ME SOUND A LOT BETTER THAN I WAS.
Jimmy: BUT IS THAT -- IS THAT YOUR GO-TO SONG HAVE YOU DONE THAT BEFORE?
NO, THEY WERE SINGING IT. AND I KNEW THE -- I KNEW, LIKE, THE MAIN VERSE TO THE SONG
I DIDN'T KNOW THE REST OF THE LYRICS I WAS LIKE, "I'M GOING TO GET
UP THERE." Jimmy: YEAH SO, I WENT UP AND I -- I
JUST -- IT WAS MY WEDDING. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO, RIGHT Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU'RE ON ALL THAT BACK MEDICATION, MIGHT AS WELL JUST
GO FOR IT. [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS HIGH.
Jimmy: YOU WON'T REMEMBER THIS SONG TOMORROW ANYWAY. YEAH, EXACTLY.
YEAH I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THAT
Jimmy: DUDE, THAT'S FANTASTIC. THAT'S A FUN -- THAT'S A FUN
HUMAN BEING TO HAVE AT A PARTY THAT LOOKS LIKE A CONCERT. THANK YOU
I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT, BUT IT WAS GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: LET'S -- CAN WE TALK ABOUT "SHOTGUN WEDDING"? YEAH, SURE.
SURE Jimmy: JENNIFER LOPEZ YEAH.
Jimmy: ONE OF OUR PALS OF ALL PALS I LOVE JENNIFER LOPEZ.
ME TOO. Jimmy: HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN JENNIFER
I MET HER, LIKE, 15 YEARS AGO. Jimmy: YEAH
SO, I'VE KNOWN HER -- YOU KNOW, I'M CERTAIN WE'D RUN INTO EACH OTHER HERE AND THERE FOR
THE LAST HOWEVER MANY YEARS. BUT IT CAME UP AND THEY WANTED ME TO DO THE PART AND WE MET
AND THE MAIN THING WAS FOR ME WAS, WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT, YOU KNOW, THEY BELIEVE US AS A
A COUPLE Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YOU KNOW? Jimmy: OF COURSE. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S
A HUGE SUPERSTAR AND IT'S HARD TO, LIKE, GET -- YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE
HARD TO GET TO HER THAT WAY. BUT SHE'S NOT. SHE'S, LIKE, THE -- SHE'S STILL
"JENNY FROM THE BLOCK. Jimmy: OH, YEAH SHE REALLY IS
SHE REALLY IS STILL "JENNY FROM THE BLOCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: I CAN SEE YOU GUYS -- I THINK IT'S PERFECT I WOULD --
YEAH. Jimmy: I WOULD WATCH ANYTHING YOU GUYS DID TOGETHER
OH, THANK YOU IT'S A FUN MOVIE Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
I LOVE HER I LOVE YOU, YOU GUYS TOGETHER. YOU'RE BOTH FUNNY.
SHE'S -- SHE'S A PRO I MEAN, SHE IS. BUT, YOU KNOW, WITH SOME REALLY
NICE EDITING, THEY MADE ME FUNNY TOO. BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, NO YOU'RE ALWAYS FUNNY.
WHERE DID YOU FILM IT? DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU EVER BEEN? Jimmy: NO, I'M DYING TO
DUDE, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. Jimmy: IT'S JUST GORGEOUS, RIGHT?
IT IS IT IS. Jimmy: IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE
NOT WORK WELL, THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THIS JOB IS YOU GET TO GO
PLACES YOU WOULD NEVER OTHERWISE SEE. AND THEN NOT ONLY THAT, BUT SEE
PLACES -- YOU'RE NOT JUST GOING TO PUNTA CANA, YOU'RE GOING TO, LIKE, NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST,
OF, YOU KNOW, ALL THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SPOTS. SO, WE HAD A BLAST WITH
LENNY KRAVITZ AND CHEECH MARIN AND -- Jimmy: YEAH
AND JENNIFER COOLIDGE Jimmy: JENNIFER COOLIDGE, BY THE WAY --
JENNIFER COOL -- YEAH Jimmy: JENNIFER COOLIDGE
PLAYS YOUR MOM IN IT SHE PLAYS -- [ LAUGHTER ]
SHE HAD ME WHEN SHE WAS SEVEN. Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. YEAH, YEAH.
Jimmy: DUDE, HOW FUN IS JENNIFER COOLIDGE? SHE'S AMAZING
I MEAN, JENNIFER COOLIDGE IS A -- SHE REMINDS ME A LITTLE BIT OF WHAT IT MIGHT'VE BEEN
LIKE TO WORK WITH AN ANDY KAUFMAN OR LIKE, BILL MURRAY OR SOMEBODY WHO YOU
NEVER KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE GOING TO DO. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH BECAUSE SHE WOULD JUST DO THINGS
WE'RE ALL LIKE, "DO YOU WANT ANOTHER TAKE?" SHE'S LIKE, "NO, I'M GOOD.
I GUESS THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTED TO DO. AND THEN YOU SEE IT ON SCREEN
AND IT'S BRILLIANT Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH SHE NAILED IT.
SHE'S AMAZING AND SHE'S SO CHILL SHE'S JUST -- SHE'S AN AMAZING
WOMAN. Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF GOT EVERYTHING IN IT
IT'S GOT COMEDY. IT'S ROMANTIC. BUT ALSO, IT'S ACTION.
YEAH. Jimmy: HOW DO WE -- IT HAS A BROAD, SORT OF,
ACTION TO IT Jimmy: YES. BUT HOW DO WE -- THERE'S
PIRATES INVOLVED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHY, YES.
THERE ARE PIRATES INVOLVED WHO TAKE OVER THIS ISLAND. Jimmy: YEAH
OR THIS -- YEAH, THIS ISLAND IN THE PHILIPPINES WE SHOT IT IN THE DOMINICAN,
BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE PHILIPPINES. AND THEY, SORT OF -- THEY
OVERTAKE THE WEDDING TO, SORT OF, TAKE RANSOM -- TAKE MONEY FROM HER FATHER.
Jimmy: YEAH AND THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE THAT THEY DIDN'T CAPTURE --
YEAH, BECAUSE WE WERE OFF HAVING A LITTLE TIFF BEFORE THE ACTUAL EVENT
SO -- Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP
HERE ARE JOSH DUHAMEL AND JENNIFER LOPEZ IN "SHOTGUN WEDDING.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
CLIFF!
I SEE IT! GET IT INTO PARK TRYING.
[ GRUNTING ] OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD
MY DRESS MY DRESS IS CAUGHT DON'T LET GO
DON'T YOU LET GO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON!
JOSH DUHAMEL, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SHOTGUN WEDDING" BEGINS
STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON PRIME VIDEO. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. JOSH DUHAMEL, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: PERFORMING "BLACKEST IN THE ROOM" AND "FEEL NO PAIN"
FROM HIS ALBUM "SOUL SOLD SEPARATELY," WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM ANDERSON .PAAK AND THE
ROOTS, PLEASE WELCOME, FREDDIE GIBBS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * YEAH AH BABY AH
GARY INDIANA A SHOUT OUT TO THE ROOTS YEAH *
* WHERE WOULD YOU G WHAT WOULD YOU D WHO WOULD YOU SCRE
BLACK FORCES SO HIS BRAIN * * AIN'T LEAVE A STAIN ON MY SHOE
UH THIS GOAT TAL BET THEY PUT MY FACE * * ON THAT MOUNTAIN TO
BLACKEST IN THE ROOM LIK I'M SAM COOKE AT THE FONTAINEBLEAU *
* BLACKEST IN THE ROOM LIKE I'M SAM COOKE AT THE COP EAST GARY PLAY
WE FIT TOGETHER LIKE * * DOPE AND SODA PUT THAT ON NATION
MY CLIQUELATION ON COSTRA NOSTRA * * IF I SMOKED HIM ON THIS
SIDE WILL I SEE HIM WHEN I CROSS OVER DAM GOTTA SPIT IT 'CAUSE IT *
* SIT ON MY HEART IT'S WHAT I THINK WHEN I LOOK UP AT THE STARS
I WENT TO JAIL THE WARDEN * * PUT ME IN THE HOL 'CAUSE I WOULDN'
RAP FOR THE GUARDS I HAD BARS BACK WHEN LAMBO * * BURNED MY DEMO ON A CD-
THIS GOAT TALK PLAYA TB1 FROM THE STREETS TO TH CELL YOU KNOW I BAIL *
* ALL WEL GOT THE AK WITH TH CATCHER WE AIN'T LEAVIN' *
* NO SHELLS PLUS I'M SURGICAL WITH * * THIS THING LIKE TRAININ
DAY DENZEL YEA BLACKEST IN THE ROOM FRED HAMPTON *
* THEY CAME AND SHOT IT U BLACKEST IN THE ROOM JEFF FORT WHEN H
HIT GADDAFI UP * * BLACKEST IN THE ROO WHY CAN'T PLAYAS HIT
CLARENCE THOMAS UP MY COUSIN LIVE IN FLINT * * SHE BEEN SICK SINCE THE
MESSED THE WATER UP UH * * * LET US PRAY
KING CONQUEROR GOOD AUTHOR PROMISE WE GOOD FOREVE HOWEVER IT HAPPENS *
* I FEEL NO PAI CHIEF COUNSELOR CO-FOUNDER MY PAPERWORK IN ORDE
HOWEVER IT HAPPENS * * I FEEL NO PAI IT'S HEAVY BUT I
CARRY IT WITH EASE JUICES AND THE BERRIES * * WITH A TAIL LIKE HAKEEM
BREAKIN' DOWN BEEF 'TI IT TURN TO MINCE MEA AND I'M WITH A MOB *
* ORDER BOLOGNESE NICE WITH THE PAWS BOB THEN I WEAVE
NOW WE AT LARGE * * WHIPPIN' CARS IN THE STREETS
LIKE KEANU REEVE WHEN HE JUST DID SPEED * * BUST IT DOWN FOR ME
IT BETTER NOT STIN KING CONQUEROR GOOD AUTHOR PROMISE WE GOOD FOREVER *
* HOWEVER IT HAPPEN I FEEL NO PAIN CHIEF COUNSELOR CO-FOUNDER
MY PAPERWORK IN ORDER * * HOWEVER IT HAPPEN I FEEL NO PAIN
IT'S HEAVY BUT I CARRY IT WITH EASE * * LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL JANITO
I'M CARRYIN' THEM KEYS GAVE OUT CREDIT FO MY DOPE I'M CASHIN' *
* PAYCHECKS WITH MY FIEND BACK IN THE GAP WHEN I HIT THAT CRACK I SERVE
MY SACKS AT MICKEY D'S * * ON MY MAMA 'NEM THESE CRACKERS RACIS
NOOSE AT THE RACES BUBBA WALLACE THEM * * F A VACATION I JUST WAN
JUSTICE FOR BREONNA 'NEM CAN'T GO OUTSIDE I MIGHT CATCH CORONA OR *
* A HOLLOW TI IN MY FANT WRIST ON NIAGARA *
* GOT A LOT OF DRIP KING CONQUEROR GOOD AUTHOR * * PROMISE WE GOOD FOREVER
HOWEVER IT HAPPENS I FEEL NO PAIN CHIEF COUNSELOR CO-FOUNDER *
* MY PAPERWORK IN ORDER HOWEVER IT HAPPENS I FEEL NO PAIN
GIMME THE BRIDGE * * NEW YORK!
FREDDIE GIBBS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON, BUD
GARY, INDIANA Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THE ROOTS
Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT THERE. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
COME ON, BUDDY GOOD TO SEE YOU. FREDDIE GIBBS!
ANDERSON .PAAK "SOUL SOLD SEPARATELY" IS OUT NOW!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
AARON JUDGE, JOSH DUHAMEL, FREDDIE GIBBS! ANDERSON .PAAK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE