1 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,313 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:17,350 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:20,420 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - YARA SHAHIDI 4 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:25,125 JOHN LEGUIZAMO MUSICAL GUEST SG LEWIS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:34,401 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1780 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:38,438 Questlove: 1780 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:49,382 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:49,382 --> 00:01:02,495 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:06,666 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, EVERYBODY. 10 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:09,936 ENJOY YOURSELF I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU WELCOME, EVERYBODY 11 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:12,672 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 12 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:17,477 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 13 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:20,447 WELL, GUYS, A NEW POLL FOUND THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN'S APPROVAL RATING HAS NOT BEEN AFFECTED BY 14 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:27,087 THE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS SCANDAL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,855 TODAY, BIDEN SAID, "IN THAT CASE, THERE'S ANOTHER 100 DOCUMENTS STASHED IN THE 16 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:33,126 POOL HOUSE LET'S JUST GET THAT OUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:34,861 RIGHT NOW, THE WHITE HOUSE IS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP BIDEN FROM SINGING 18 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:38,998 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY,' AND IT'LL BE SMOOTH SAILING FROM HERE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:48,208 "HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 20 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:52,479 Jimmy: WHO? MEANWHILE, THE WHITE HOUSE IS ACCUSING REPUBLICANS OF 21 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,180 POLITICAL THEATER, BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN ATTACKING BIDEN FOR HIS HANDLING OF CLASSIFIED 22 00:01:54,180 --> 00:02:02,722 DOCUMENTS BUT GAVE FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP A FREE PASS. YEAH, POLITICAL THEATER. 23 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:07,861 HONESTLY, ALL THIS FIGHTING MAKES ME WANT TO RUN "INTO THE WOODS" AND SCREAM "MAMMA MIA!" 24 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:11,264 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE WHITE HOUSE SAYS REPUBLICANS WILL CALL BIDEN AN 25 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:15,301 "AMERICAN IDIOT," BUT THEN TURN AROUND AND SAY TRUMP IS "WICKED" AWESOME FOR DOING THE 26 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,604 SAME THING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OR THAT TRUMP IS "BEAUTIFUL," 27 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:21,441 WHILE BIDEN SHOULD BE "MOVIN' OUT. I MEAN, THE STORY IS 28 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:24,477 EVERYWHERE EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP, "AIDA" BOWL OF CEREAL 29 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:33,887 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN I TURN ON THE "NEWSIES" GOT ANOTHER "SIX" DOCUMENTS. 30 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,723 MEANWHILE, OVER IN CONGRESS, GEORGE SANTOS IS "THE LION KING" -- 31 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:40,226 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE GOVERNMENT CAN BARELY AFFORD "RENT." 32 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:43,196 I MEAN, VOTING FOR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE LEFT THEM "FROZEN" FOR A FULL WEEK. 33 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:46,666 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "HELLO, DOLLY!" PARTON GETS MORE DONE THAN YOU 34 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:50,203 "GUYS AND DOLLS. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'VE GOT TO START WORKING 35 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:52,238 TOGETHER I DON'T CARE IF YOU USE JEDI MIND TRICKS LIKE MARK 36 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:57,110 "HAMILTON"s OF PEOPLE ARE COUNTING ON YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:02,082 PEOPLE FROM "OKLAHOMA!", "CHICAGO," "JERSEY BOYS"-IE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:06,052 "IN THE HEIGHTS," AND OVER ON THE "WESTSIDE STORY" TIME'S OVER THOUGH. 39 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:10,390 IT'S TIME TO FACE "THE MUSIC MAN," 'CAUSE ALL THIS FIGHTING ISN'T "FUNNY GIRL. 40 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:22,535 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Steve: PREACH 41 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,071 Jimmy: SOME MORE NEWS FROM WASHINGTON - I HEARD THAT CONGRESSMAN 42 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:26,840 GEORGE SANTOS WAS JUST AWARDED SEATS ON TWO HOUSE COMMITTEES, INCLUDING THE SCIENCE, SPACE, 43 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:34,681 AND TECHNOLOGY COMMITTEE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT HE'S NOT QUALIFIED 44 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:37,851 AND, I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT HOW HE DEFINED SOME SIMPLE SPACE TERMS. 45 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:41,121 FOR INSTANCE, WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE COSMOS, SANTOS SAID, "THAT COCKTAIL THEY LOVE ON 46 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:46,192 'SEX AND THE CITY.'" [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE 47 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:50,096 CONSTELLATION, SANTOS SAID, "WHEN YOU NEED TO TAKE MIRALAX. 48 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:54,601 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Steve: WHAT Jimmy: UP NEXT, WHEN ASKED 49 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:58,838 TO DEFINE ORBIT, SANTOS SAID, "THAT ARTICLE WRITTEN AFTER SOMEONE DIES." 50 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:01,541 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE CELESTIAL, 51 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:06,479 SANTOS SAID, "MY FAVORITE BRAND OF FROZEN PIZZA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 52 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:09,749 Steve: REALLY Jimmy: MAMA -- MAMA CELES - AND FINALLY, WHEN ASKED TO 53 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:12,719 DEFINE PRISM, SANTOS SAID, "WHERE I MAY END UP IF I KEEP LYING. 54 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:19,492 Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: IT GOT SERIOUS 55 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:21,161 SWITCHING GEARS, A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT THE COVID VACCINE COULD MAKE BOTOX LESS 56 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:30,103 EFFECTIVE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE WHO - 57 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,239 PEOPLE WHO GET BOTOX ARE UPSET AND THE WORST PART IS, YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THAT THEY'RE 58 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:40,080 UPSET. [ LAUGHTER ] THEIR EYEBROWS ARE MOVING. 59 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:45,485 SOME SPORTS NEWS, THE LIV GOLF TOUR IS CLOSE TO SECURING A TV DEAL WITH THE CW NETWORK 60 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:49,556 AND IF THAT HAPPENS, I THINK IT'S GONNA CHANGE THE WAY WE LOOK AT GOLF 61 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,524 I MEAN, THEY ALREADY RELEASED THE TEASER FOR THE UPCOMING YEAR 62 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:52,792 THE TEASER FOR THE UPCOMING YEAR WATCH THIS 63 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:56,329 * I DON'T WANT TO WAI FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER 64 00:04:56,329 --> 00:05:01,334 I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW WHAT WILL IT BE * * SORRY 65 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:08,775 DO-DO-DO-D DO-DO-DO-DO * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 66 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:12,278 Jimmy: SEEMS A LITTLE DIFFERENT. Steve: WOW. 67 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:16,316 Jimmy: WELL, OVER THE PAST YEAR, DUE TO SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES, THE PRICES OF MARGARINE 68 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:20,820 AND BUTTER HAVE SKYROCKETED. SO, IF ANYONE'S THINKING ABOUT GETTING THEIR HEAD STUCK IN 69 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:24,891 A BANISTER, THINK TWICE. [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT NOW, MOVIE THEATERS ARE 70 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:29,763 LIKE, "CALL US WHEN THE PRICE OF MOTOR OIL GOES UP." OH, BOY. 71 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:39,939 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ SQUELCHING ] "YOU WANT --?" 72 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:42,242 LISTEN TO THIS, EVERYONE TAX SEASON IS ALMOST HERE, AND APPARENTLY THE COUNTRY IS 73 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:47,380 FACING A SHORTAGE OF ACCOUNTANTS. SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT -- 74 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:51,651 WE'RE CURRENTLY SHORT ON EGGS, BUTTER, AND ACCOUNTANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:54,154 AND TO THAT I SAY, WHAT THE HELL ARE PEOPLE MAKING THEIR CAKES OUT OF 76 00:05:54,154 --> 00:06:02,262 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IN THE PAST TWO YEARS, MORE THAN 300,000 ACCOUNTANTS 77 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:05,565 HAVE QUIT. IT'S ALWAYS COMFORTING WHEN THE PERSON WHO KNOWS ALL OF YOUR 78 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:10,236 FINANCIAL INFORMATION GHOSTS YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:13,606 WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL -- A CHIPOTLE CUSTOMER RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM THE CHAIN SAYING 80 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:16,676 THAT THEY'D WON FREE FOOD FOR A YEAR BUT THEN HOURS LATER, THEY GOT 81 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:21,047 ANOTHER MESSAGE TAKING BACK THE OFFER. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 82 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,783 THAT'S CHIPOTLE FOR YOU, HUH YOU START SUPER EXCITED, THEN A FEW HOURS LATER IT COMES BACK 83 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:33,193 TO HAUNT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 84 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:36,129 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WHEN YOU HEAR, "CHIPOTLE GOES VIRAL," THIS IS THE BEST-CASE SCENARIO 85 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:40,734 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS SEE THIS? AIRLINE CREW MEMBERS WERE 86 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:45,305 CAUGHT SMUGGLING 60 POUNDS OF ONIONS INTO THE PHILIPPINES. THE AUTHORITIES SAID, "ARE YOU 87 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:47,741 GUYS HIDING ONIONS?" AND THE AIRLINE CREW WAS LIKE - 88 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:55,482 [ SNIFFLES ] "NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 89 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:57,684 HEY, I SAW THAT ONE COMPANY IS LOOKING TO HIRE NEW WORKERS FOR A PRETTY INTERESTING JOB 90 00:06:57,684 --> 00:06:59,619 LOOKING TO HIRE NEW WORKERS FOR A PRETTY INTERESTING JOB TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 91 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,024 THEY WANT THREE PEOPLE TO BE THE CHAUFFEUR FOR MR. PEANUT 92 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,860 THE JOB STARTS IN JUNE AND REQUIRES YOU TO DRIVE CROSS COUNTRY IN THE NUTMOBILE 93 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:15,168 [ LAUGHTER ] * Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE LOOKING 94 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:18,772 FOR NEW DRIVERS AFTER THE ORIGINAL ONES GOT SACKED Steve: HEY-O! 95 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,307 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THE NUTMOBILE -- IT'S JUST LIKE THE WIENERMOBILE, 96 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:25,211 EXCEPT THERE'S TWO OF THEM Steve: HEY! [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 97 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,847 [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: FUN FACT ABOUT THE NUTMOBILE. 98 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:33,420 AS THE MILAGE ADDS UP, IT TURNS INTO A LOWRIDER. [ CHEERS ] 99 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:38,324 FINALLY, GUYS, I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE FIND MATH BORING. WELL, THAT'S WHY WE'VE UPDATED 100 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:40,960 MATH TO MAKE THE EQUATIONS ABOUT STUFF THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO 101 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,697 IT'S TIME FOR "POPULAR MATHEMATICS. HERE WE GO 102 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:44,431 MATHEMATICS. HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,866 * POPULAR POPULA 104 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:50,070 MATHEMATIC MATHEMATICS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,972 Jimmy: YES! LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR FIRST EQUATION HERE. 106 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:58,445 IF YOU TAKE "M3GAN," PLUS PHYSICAL FITNESS, IT EQUALS MEGHAN TRAINOR 107 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:00,313 YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? [ CHEERS ] MEGHAN TRAINOR 108 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:03,149 Steve: MEGHAN TRAINOR, YEAH Jimmy: YOU GET THE IDEA HERE'S ANOTHER ONE 109 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:07,087 T.J. MAXX, PLUS A SALE, EQUALS "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE." 110 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:14,527 [ APPLAUSE ] IF YOU TAKE THE KOOL-AID MAN, PLUS SAM ELLIOTT, IT EQUALS THE 111 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:21,201 CHIEFS' HEAD COACH, ANDY REID. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: "OH, YEAH. 112 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,169 Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE YOUR ARM, PLUS CUTTING AN AVOCADO, MINUS PAYING 113 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:34,514 ATTENTION, EQUALS THING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IF YOU TAKE CAESAR - 114 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:38,785 Steve: YEAH Jimmy: PLUS SIX SHOTS OF TEQUILA, IT EQUALS SZA 115 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:44,357 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HAIL SZA. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE 116 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:49,729 "DUMB AND DUMBER," MINUS DUMB, PLUS A BOSTON ACCENT, EQUALS "DAHMER. 117 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:57,070 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: POPULAR. Jimmy: IF YOU TAKE 118 00:08:57,070 --> 00:09:03,810 DANIEL DAY-LEWIS, TIMES TWO, PLUS SANDRA OH, IT EQUALS, "DAY-O 119 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:09,282 DAY-O. [ APPLAUSE ] HERE'S ANOTHER ONE 120 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,017 A TESLA, PLUS A LOW BATTERY, MINUS A CHARGING STATION FOR 100 MILES EQUALS, "WELL, THIS 121 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:19,826 IS WHERE I LIVE NOW. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, IF YOU TAKE "THE 122 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:24,264 BACHELOR" PLUS TEN YEARS, IT EQUALS "MILF MANOR." THERE YOU GO 123 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,433 Steve: OH [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THAT'S ALL THE TIME 124 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,735 WE HAVE FOR "POPULAR MATHEMATICS. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT 125 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:36,076 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YARA SHAHIDI IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 126 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:40,814 JOHN LEGUIZAMO IS ON THE SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM 127 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:44,050 SG LEWIS STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE 128 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,653 "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 129 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:55,962 * Jimmy: WHAT IS AN INSTANT TURNOFF FOR YOU? 130 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:58,898 THE WAY PEOPLE EAT. [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE - 131 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:03,269 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YEAH, OKAY, OKAY 132 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:06,906 * NINON FROM FRANCE THANK * * YOU FOR COMING THROUG THE WAY PEOPLE EAT NOISE 133 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:25,225 IT TURNS YOU OFF YEAH ME TOO * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WELCOME BACK 134 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:29,729 GUYS, I ALWAYS SAY OUR SHOW IS LUCKY TO HAVE THE GREATEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT, THE ROOTS RIGHT 135 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:32,899 THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE. 136 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:36,603 I ALWAYS SAY THAT. I ALWAYS SAY THAT. Tariq: YEAH, YEAH 137 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:39,572 Jimmy: BUT IT ISN'T ALWAYS FUN AND GAMES. FROM TIME TO TIME, WE PUT THE 138 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:42,509 ROOTS TO THE TEST. WE'RE GOING TO PICK THREE PEOPLE FROM OUR AUDIENCE 139 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:45,578 TONIGHT, AND HAVE THE ROOTS MAKE UP SONGS ABOUT THEM ON THE SPOT 140 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:50,250 IT'S TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 141 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:58,124 * * FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS * 142 00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:00,427 Jimmy: ROOTS, YOU GUYS READY TO DO THIS YOU GUYS PSYCHED 143 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,929 I LOVE IT. ALL RIGHT, LET'S PICK SOMEONE. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT THE 144 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:08,735 ROOTS TO MAKE UP A SONG ABOUT YOU, RIGHT HERE. RIGHT THERE IN THE WHITE 145 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:11,905 SWEATER, IN THE WHITE. YEAH, YEAH YEAH, RIGHT THERE. 146 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,873 THERE YOU GO Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME -- HI. 147 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,508 Jimmy: -- AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM I'M FROM FRANCE, AND MY NAME 148 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:19,112 IS NINON Jimmy: OH [ APPLAUSE ] 149 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,749 I LOVE IT. YOUR NAME IS NINON YES, N-I-N-O-N. 150 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,685 THAT'S A LOT OF Ns Jimmy: NINON FROM FRANCE. WELCOME. 151 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,321 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU 152 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,491 Jimmy: THE NEW SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR" STARTS NEXT WEEK HERE IN AMERICA. 153 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:35,528 WHAT IS -- WHAT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR YOU 154 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:41,634 [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK FRANCE IS VERY ROMANTIC 155 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:45,905 YEAH, IT IS I THINK LIKE A DINNER, NICE DINNER IN A NICE RESTAURANT, 156 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:49,109 YOU KNOW IN THE PARIS ATMOSPHERE YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS? 157 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:52,112 Jimmy: LOVE THAT. THAT IS ABSOLUTELY ROMANTIC. I LOVE IT. 158 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,614 A NICE DINNER, A NICE ATMOSPHERE WHAT IS AN INSTANT TURNOFF FOR 159 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:59,886 YOU? OH, UM -- THE WAY PEOPLE EAT. 160 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:05,158 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, YOU KNOW THE NOISE WHEN PEOPLE ARE EATING LIKE - 161 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:08,762 [ SMACKING LIPS [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YEAH, OKAY, 162 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,264 OKAY NO, THANK YOU Jimmy: YEAH 163 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,701 THE NOISE -- THE WAY - AND THAT'S -- Jimmy: HE TOOK YOU OUT TO A 164 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:18,171 A NICE DINNER, AND THEN HE'S LIKE - THE WHOLE THING WAS A DISASTER 165 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,107 IT STARTED WELL Jimmy: YES. ALL RIGHT, NINON 166 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:25,812 THE WAY PEOPLE EAT ROOTS, WE HAVE OUR PAL NINON HERE FROM FRANCE 167 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,614 THE MOST ROMANTIC THING ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR HER IS THEY TOOK HER TO A NICE DINNER 168 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:34,320 IN A NICE PARIS ATMOSPHERE GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL. FRANCE IS GORGEOUS 169 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,591 THE INSTANT TURNOFF IS THE WAY PEOPLE EAT SOMETIMES THEY SMACK WHEN THEY 170 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,661 EAT THEIR FOOD, MOUTH OPEN NO TURNOFF. 171 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:46,366 NO THANKS. FOR THIS, OUR PAL MILEY CYRUS HAS THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN THE 172 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:53,239 COUNTRY. WE LOVE YOU, MILEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 173 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:56,609 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN WE DO LIKE A "FLOWERS" TYPE OF THING WITH THAT VIBE? 174 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,054 * NINON FROM FRANCE 175 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:11,491 THANK YOU FO COMING THROUGH BEEN LIVING IN PARIS * 176 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:16,529 * ATMOSPHERE'S A ROMANTIC THINGS TO DO THE WAY PEOPLE EAT NOISY 177 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:21,568 TURNS YOU OFF YEAH, ME TOO * * NINON THANKS FO FREESTLYIN' WITH THE 178 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:28,341 LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW I'M COOLER THAN * * JIMMY ANYWA 179 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:36,316 I'M COOLER THAN JIMMY ANY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING 180 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,085 HERE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WHO ELSE 181 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:45,558 WHO WOULD LIKE - [ CHEERS ] RIGHT THERE IN THE OTHER WHITE 182 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,661 SWEATER. RIGHT THERE IN THE FRONT YEAH, YOU. 183 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,631 I LIKE THESE WHITE SWEATERS. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? WHERE ARE YOU FROM 184 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:58,405 AMANDA FROM CONNECTICUT Jimmy: HEY, AMANDA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 185 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:02,642 AMANDA, THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF FLIGHT CANCELLATIONS LATELY WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO 186 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:09,749 KILL TIME AT THE AIRPORT HONESTLY, JUST WALK AROUND. WALK AROUND, GET FOOD. 187 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:13,586 OH, SHOTS. DRINK. DRINK. 188 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,089 Jimmy: OH, YOU DRINK. DRINK Jimmy: I WAS LIKE, WOW, I 189 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:19,059 THOUGHT, "VACCINE? [ LAUGHTER ] I GO, OKAY, YOU'RE DOING -- YOU 190 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:22,128 GO GET SHOTS GO GET SOME DRINKS, GET SOME SHOTS. 191 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:26,700 SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, EVERYBODY, SHOTS. WHAT IS THE WORST FOOD SOMEONE 192 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:32,939 CAN EAT ON A PLANE OH, GOD, UM -- FISH OH, FISH 193 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,808 YEAH Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. YES, YES 194 00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:37,977 FISH IS A GOOD ONE. Jimmy: FISH IS THE WORST. I WOULD SAY, YEAH. 195 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:41,247 THAT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS, RIGHT YEAH. DEFINITELY 196 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:44,517 Jimmy: WHAT ELSE BESIDES FISH ONIONS. 197 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,787 Jimmy: ONIONS YEAH, IF YOU'RE SMUGGLING ONIONS TO THE PHILIPPINES, 198 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:52,092 YEAH ALL RIGHT. GUYS, I THINK -- FISH. 199 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:55,095 OKAY THAT IS PRETTY GROSS A TUNA FISH SANDWICH SHOULD NOT 200 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:59,099 BE ON THE PLANE. SORRY. OKAY, WE HAVE AMANDA HERE FROM 201 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:02,435 CONNECTICUT, OKAY? AND IF SHE'S AT THE AIRPORT, SHE HAS TO KILL TIME, SHE WALKS 202 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:07,040 AROUND AND JUST FINDS THE PLACE TO DO SHOTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 203 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,708 AND SHE DOES SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SO THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO REMEMBER GOING 204 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:16,649 ON A FLIGHT, AND SOMEONE WALKING ON WITH FISH NOW I'M NOT NECESSARILY SAYING 205 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:20,387 TUNA FISH SANDWICH, ANY FISH JUST FISH. COULD BE SUSHI 206 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,056 WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING DOWN? BUT FOR THIS ONE, SINCE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FLYING, CAN WE DO 207 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:30,296 IT FOR OUR PAL LENNY KRAVITZ MAYBE "FLY AWAY," ONE OF THOSE TYPE OF LENNY KRAVITZ JAM? 208 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:39,606 * AMANDA FROM C-T IS A FRIEND OF MIN DOING SHOTS IN THE AIRPORT 209 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:44,310 KILLING TIME * * THE WORST AIRPLANE FOOD THAT COMES TO MIND 210 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:49,249 IS FISH WITH ONION AT DINNER TIME * * YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH 211 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:53,386 YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEA YEAH * 212 00:15:53,386 --> 00:16:03,229 * YEAH YEAH YEA YEAH YEAH YEAH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 213 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,933 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH LOVE THAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 214 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:12,839 WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE. WHO WANTS -- ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK 215 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:16,776 ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK. YES, DUDE WITH THE SKI HAT YEAH 216 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:21,581 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I LIKE THAT HAT. YEAH, COME ON OVER HERE. 217 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,751 I LIKE THAT HAT. OKAY WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE 218 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,153 YOU FROM MY NAME IS JEREMY FROM PITTSBURGH 219 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:33,393 Jimmy: HEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JEREMY FROM PITTSBURGH 220 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,829 JEREMY, PRINCE HARRY'S NEW BOOK, "SPARE," IS FULL OF REVELATIONS ABOUT THE ROYAL 221 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:39,833 FAMILY WHAT WOULD BE THE TELL-ALL BOOK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY? 222 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:44,871 WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED? [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO 223 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:49,242 SAY IT ON TV [ LAUGHTER ] I GUESS IT WOULD BE "MY CRAZY 224 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:54,180 FAMILY." Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YEAH. "MY CRAZY FAMILY." 225 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,449 AND YOU'RE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION HERE. IS THERE A FAMILY MEMBER WHO 226 00:16:56,449 --> 00:17:02,489 WOULD TAKE UP A WHOLE CHAPTER? MY SISTER, JORDAN [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,658 Jimmy: YOU SAID THAT -- YOU SAID THAT SO FAST. YEAH, FOR SURE. 228 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,627 Jimmy: DEFINITELY YOUR SISTER YEAH. 229 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,897 Jimmy: JORDAN YES Jimmy: JORDAN 230 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:14,267 PERFECT. THAT WAS VERY, VERY FAST OKAY 231 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,037 YEAH. Jimmy: TAKE UP A CHAPTER OF "MY CRAZY FAMILY." 232 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:20,840 ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE JEREMY HERE FROM PITTSBURGH. AND IF HE HAD A TELL-ALL BOOK 233 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:25,045 ABOUT HIS FAMILY, IT WOULD BE CALLED "MY CRAZY FAMILY. AND THE FAMILY MEMBER THAT 234 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:28,214 WOULD TAKE UP A WHOLE CHAPTER WOULD BE JORDAN. VERY FAST, VERY QUICK TO SAY, 235 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:33,053 HIS SISTER, JORDAN, WHO I HOPE IS WATCHING THE SHOW THANK YOU, JORDAN. 236 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,156 [ LAUGHTER ] FOR THIS LAST ONE, ROOTS, SINCE EVERYONE IS WATCHING 237 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,891 "WEDNESDAY" ON NETFLIX, CAN WE DO SOMETHING IN THE STYLE OF LIKE THE "GOO GOO MUCK," THE 238 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:41,795 DO SOMETHING IN THE STYLE OF LIKE THE "GOO GOO MUCK," THE DANCE -- THE CRAMPS? 239 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:50,136 * * JEREMY FROM PITTSBURG 240 00:17:50,136 --> 00:18:01,014 ARE YOU STILL THER OH TELL ALL ABOUT YOUR FAMIL WOULD IT BE CALLED SPARE * 241 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:05,452 * IT WOULD BE CALLED CRAZ FAMILY AND UNDERSTAND ME THE CRAZIEST CHAPTER * 242 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:11,224 * WOULD BE JORDAN THE CRAZIEST CHAPTER WOULD BE JORDAN * 243 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:17,464 * THE CRAZIEST CHAPTE WOULD BE JORDAN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 244 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:21,735 Jimmy: COME ON NOW. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DANCE. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 245 00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:26,106 THANK YOU TO OUR AUDIENCE. THANK YOU TO THE ROOTS THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 246 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,275 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YARA SHAHIDI, EVERYBODY. 247 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:38,051 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YOU WALK IN, AND IT'S REAL 248 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:40,320 CASUAL I SEE SOME FAMILY FRIENDS THAT HAVE KNOWN ME SINCE I WAS LIKE 249 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:44,257 SEVEN. AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, EVERYTHING JUST SHIFTS 250 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:47,293 AND THEN IN THE FIRST 20 MINUTES, I'M LIKE, "HI, BEYONCE, THIS IS MY FRIEND FROM 251 00:18:47,293 --> 00:19:04,010 AFRICANA PHILOSOPHY CLASS. Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTRESS, WHO STARS 252 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:09,215 IN AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCES THE POPULAR SERIES, "GROWN-ISH," WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 253 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:15,388 10:30 P.M. ON FREEFORM AND IT'S AVAILABLE THE NEXT DAY ON HULU. 254 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,324 ON HULU. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, YARA SHAHIDI 255 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:33,873 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 256 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:37,811 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. YARA, WELCOME BACK THANK YOU 257 00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:39,879 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU LOOK GREAT 258 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,515 I ALWAYS LOVE HAVING YOU HERE. I REALLY WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS 259 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:46,553 CONGRATULATIONS, BY THE WAY, BECAUSE YOU GRADUATED HARVARD. YEAH! 260 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:51,691 Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 261 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,060 Jimmy: YOU CAME ON THIS SHOW WHEN YOU FIRST GOT INTO HARVARD. 262 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,062 YEAH, FOUR YEARS AGO. Jimmy: AND YOU DID IT ON TIME 263 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,064 I DID Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED IT, BUDDY. 264 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,000 YEAH THANK YOU Jimmy: HERE YOU ARE ON 265 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:06,172 GRADUATION DAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HERE'S YOUR -- HERE'S YOUR 266 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,842 MOM, VERY PROUD MOM ON GRADUATION I LOVE IT 267 00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:12,112 Jimmy: YEAH [ AWs AND APPLAUSE ] I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU 268 00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:15,615 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. THANK YOU Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR MAJOR? 269 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,717 WHAT DID YOU MAJOR IN? THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART. 'CAUSE I GET TO SAY, I 270 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:22,288 GRADUATED FROM HARVARD, BUT I GET TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH, IN SOCIAL STUDIES 271 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:26,326 WHICH, JUST A BRUISED EGO BECAUSE OF IT. Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE IT JUST 272 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,428 SOUNDS LIKE -- IT SOUNDS LIKE A FIFTH GRADE CLASS. 273 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,497 Jimmy: YEAH, IT DOES ACTUALLY YEAH 274 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,532 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN WE LEARNED ALL OF OUR BASIC 275 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,301 FACTS -- Jimmy: THAT'S IT, YEAH. -- WAS SOCIAL STUDIES 276 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,470 Jimmy: I LOVE SOCIAL STUDIES, YEAH. YEAH. 277 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,005 Jimmy: BUT NOW YOU HAVE -- YOU HAVE FREE TIME ON YOUR HANDS. 278 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,941 KIND OF, I MEAN. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID BOTH, BECAUSE YOU WERE WORKING ON 279 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,678 "GROWN-ISH," AS YOU WERE DOING THIS YEAH, BECAUSE -- I MEAN, THE 280 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:48,515 FUNNY THING WAS, I TOOK A GAP YEAR WHEN "GROWN-ISH" SEASON ONE HAPPENED 281 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:51,584 Jimmy: YEP. AND YOU KNOW HOW SHOWS WORK I'VE BEEN TO SHOWS WHERE WE'VE 282 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,319 PULLED UP EPISODE SEVEN, AND THEY WERE LIKE, "THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU 283 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,755 IT'S CANCELLED." SO, SUDDENLY WE GET SEASON TWO, AND I WAS PLANNING TO GO TO 284 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,359 SCHOOL AND I DIDN'T KNOW FOR SURE IF I WANTED TO TAKE ANOTHER YEAR 285 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,095 OFF. I GET TO CAMPUS. AND I WAS IN A CORNER OF WEST 286 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:05,799 CLASS. I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOODNESS, I HAVE TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW. 287 00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:07,567 SO, THEN MY MANAGER HAD THE LOVELY JOB OF CALLING DISNEY, TO BE LIKE, "SO, SHE'S 288 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,403 FULL-TIME ENROLLED IN SCHOOL." Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. BUT LUCKILY, I WAS 289 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:14,541 SURROUNDED BY A LOT OF SUPPORTIVE - Jimmy: HOW DID YOU DO BOTH? 290 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:17,944 YOU JUST FLEW BACK AND FORTH I'D TAKE A SUITCASE TO MY WEDNESDAY CLASS. 291 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,347 FLY. WORK THURSDAY, FRIDAY. AND THEN, FLY BACK SATURDAY OR 292 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,515 SUNDAY Jimmy: WOW. SO -- 293 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,317 Jimmy: THAT'S SO WILD, BECAUSE I WAS TALKING TO YOU BACKSTAGE, AND YOU WERE LIKE, 294 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,752 "YEAH, SO ALL THESE EVENTS AND THINGS --" LIKE, I WOULD SEE YOU AT THE 295 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:31,491 MET GALA, AND WHILE YOU WERE THERE, YOU'RE THINKING, I HAVE AN ESSAY DUE TOMORROW. 296 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:35,528 [ LAUGHTER ] THE AMOUNT OF MENTAL FREE SPACE I HAVE, I THINK I'M 297 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:38,798 SLIGHTLY INCOHERENT BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MUCH BRAIN SPACE NOW. 298 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,667 Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "THIS IS FANTASTIC. I HAVE ALL THOUGHTS FIRING 299 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,737 AT ALL TIMES BUT YEAH, I USED TO BE AT THE MET, LIKE, MY PAPER ON THE 300 00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:48,008 FRANKFURT SCHOOL IS DUE, AND I ONLY GOT THROUGH 50% OF THE READINGS BEFORE THIS 301 00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:51,478 Jimmy: ARE YOU GOOD WITH FREE-TIME? ARE YOU -- 302 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,447 I'M SO BAD. Jimmy: YOU'RE BAD YOU NEED TO PACK IT IN 303 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,750 I'M SO BAD. YEAH, BECAUSE EVERYONE THAT I'VE TALKED TO SAYS I NEED 304 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,252 HOBBIES. SO, I'VE BEEN ON A MISSION FOR SOME HOBBIES 305 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:03,623 Jimmy: OH, INTERESTING. WHAT ARE YOU LEANING TOWARDS I LOVE MUSIC. 306 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,359 I DON'T THINK I WAS MUSICALLY BUILT. BUT I LOVE MUSIC 307 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:10,296 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU COULD BUILD IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 308 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:13,233 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? WHAT KIND OF - SO, ALL OF MY HOBBIES, I 309 00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:15,068 FEEL LIKE, ARE PRETTY EVIDENTLY TIED TO WHEN I'M ON GENIUS.COM TOO MUCH, WATCHING PRODUCER 310 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:21,441 VIDEOS, EXPLAINING LIKE -- IN THE BACK OF ASAP FERG'S "PLAIN JANE" IS AN ACTUAL TRAIN 311 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:25,812 RUNNING FROM THE SUBWAY STATION. SO, I WENT FROM THAT VIDEO AND 312 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:29,749 THEN DOWNLOADED, LIKE, A A $100 SOFTWARE TO BECOME A PRODUCER 313 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,718 Jimmy: WOW. BUT I REALIZED YOU NEED MUSICAL ABILITIES FOR THE 314 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:35,188 SOFTWARE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU HAVE THE SOFTWARE 315 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,956 THOUGH I HAVE THE SOFTWARE Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE STARTING 316 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,793 THERE. HOW ABOUT AN INSTRUMENT OR SOMETHING? 317 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:43,530 YEAH, I'M ROCKING WITH A GLOCKENSPIEL RIGHT NOW Jimmy: NOW, I DON'T THINK 318 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:46,900 ANYONE'S EVER SAID THAT EVER IN THEIR LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] 319 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:50,203 ROCKING WITH A GLOCKENSPIEL. IT RHYMES. I THINK IT'S - 320 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,372 IT'S LIKE A XYLOPHONE TYPE OF THING. YEAH, YEAH. 321 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:55,008 Jimmy: WOW. I HAVE A GLOCKENSPIEL AND A A DREAM RIGHT NOW. 322 00:22:55,008 --> 00:22:58,178 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S JUST ME IN MY ROOM. [ LAUGHTER ] 323 00:22:58,178 --> 00:23:01,214 Jimmy: WOW, A GLOCKENSPIEL. YARA, OF ALL THE THINGS. AND A TALK BOX. 324 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:03,149 BECAUSE I HAD SEEN THAT COVER OF STEVIE WONDER DOING "NEVER CAN SAY GOODBYE" AND "CLOSE TO 325 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:08,054 YOU" ON THE TALK BOX AND I WAS LIKE, I NEED ONE OF THOSE. 326 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:11,291 Jimmy: WAIT, IS THAT ONE OF THOSE LIKE - YEAH, THE - 327 00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:14,127 I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT YOU NEEDED AN INSTRUMENT TO GENERATE SOUND 328 00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:17,530 [ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT IT JUST KIND OF WORKED INDEPENDENTLY 329 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:20,900 Jimmy: SO, ARE YOU USING IT WITH THE GLOCKENSPIEL? BE LIKE -- 330 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:25,939 I, ACTUALLY -- I HAVE A A KEYBOARD, THAT I ALSO CAN'T PLAY, THAT I CONNECT IT TO 331 00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:28,108 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DO YOU PROMISE NEXT TIME YOU COME ON, WE'LL BRING 332 00:23:28,108 --> 00:23:30,210 AND PLAY WITH ONE OF THOSE THREE INSTRUMENTS. PLEASE 333 00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:33,913 YES GIVE ME SOME TIME. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 334 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,416 AND WE'LL WORK ON SOMETHING. BUT THIS WOULD BE MOTIVATION 335 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:39,152 LIKE, I HAVE A DEADLINE. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. GOOD 336 00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:41,254 A LITTLE MOTIVATION. DO YOU KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ANY OF YOUR STUDENTS FROM SCHOOL 337 00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:44,190 YEAH, I HAVE A LOT OF WONDERFUL FRIENDS THAT I MADE AT SCHOOL. 338 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:46,359 Jimmy: GOOD DO THEY KNOW, LIKE, KIND OF WHAT YOU DO? 339 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,561 OR - FOR SURE. I WOULD EVEN BRING SOME OF MY 340 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,363 FRIENDS TO EVENTS WITH ME, WHICH IS, I THINK, MY FAVORITE PART, WAS BEING ABLE TO TAKE, 341 00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:54,567 LIKE, SOME OF MY HOMIES FROM SCHOOL OR HOME Jimmy: YEAH 342 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,202 YEAH AND GO AHEAD AND TAKE THEM TO A BIG EVENT. 343 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,471 LIKE WHAT, LIKE A -- OH, I MEAN, ONE TIME -- I MEAN, ONE OF MY FRIENDS, 344 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:02,242 ANISHKA, WE WENT TO A GOLDEN GLOBES AFTER PARTY SOME YEARS AGO. 345 00:24:02,242 --> 00:24:04,811 Jimmy: YEAH AND I WAS DOING A REALLY BAD JOB OF EXPLAINING WHAT THEY'RE 346 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:09,215 ABOUT TO WALK INTO, WHICH IS, I GUESS, THE EQUIVALENT OF, LIKE, A FEVER DREAM. 347 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:13,486 ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT YOU SEE ON TV IN ONE PLACE JUST ACTING REALLY NORMAL. 348 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:16,890 AND SO - Jimmy: YEAH, NO YOU'RE NOT REALLY READY FOR 349 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:19,059 THAT NO. Jimmy: SO, WHO DID YOU RUN 350 00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:21,061 INTO WHEN YOU WALKED IN? SO, I REMEMBER TAKING HER AND IT WAS JUST ALL OF THE 351 00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:25,832 AVENGERS [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT'S ALL OF THE 352 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:28,668 AVENGERS IT WAS LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW? 353 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:31,204 IN ONE PLACE. Jimmy: WOWZERS. YEAH. 354 00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:33,506 Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY UNTOPPABLE I MEAN, I THINK THAT'S MY 355 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:36,843 FAVORITE PART, IS LIKE HAVING MY FRIENDS' REACTIONS. AND THEN I LOVE THAT EVERYONE'S 356 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:40,613 TAKE AWAY IS, LIKE, EVERYONE IS SO NICE. IS THERE ANY -- ANY TOP THE 357 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:44,417 AVENGERS WHERE YOUR FRIEND WAS LIKE, "I'VE JUST GOT TO GO HOME." 358 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:47,487 OH, I BROUGHT ONE FRIEND, RECENTLY, THIS SUMMER, WE WENT TO THE - 359 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:52,092 WHEN RENAISSANCE ALBUM DROPPED, GOT INVITED TO A RENAISSANCE PARTY HERE 360 00:24:52,092 --> 00:24:54,160 Jimmy: LIKE A LISTENING PARTY? A LISTENING PARTY 361 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,229 AND I DIDN'T KNOW. I COULDN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES TO BE LIKE, "OH, YEAH, YOU'RE FOR 362 00:24:56,229 --> 00:25:00,066 SURE GOING TO SEE BEYONCE. I FEEL LIKE THAT'S OUT OF MY LANE, TO MAKE THOSE KIND OF 363 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:05,038 COMMITMENTS TO MY FRIENDS. SO, I JUST THOUGHT, LIKE, I'D BE HAPPY IF WE WERE JUST 364 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:08,475 LISTENING TO THE ALBUM IN A SPACE TOGETHER THAT'D BE COOL 365 00:25:08,475 --> 00:25:11,044 Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S FUN, YEAH EVERYONE JUST PLAYS ALONG. 366 00:25:11,044 --> 00:25:14,047 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS READY FOR A JAM SESSION. 367 00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:17,217 Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. THAT WAS ME PLAYING THE GLOCKENSPIEL 368 00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:22,055 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, YEAH, WE WALK IN, AND IT'S REAL CASUAL. 369 00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:24,858 I SEE SOME FAMILY FRIENDS THAT HAVE KNOWN ME SINCE I WAS, LIKE, 7. 370 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:28,294 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, EVERYTHING JUST SHIFTS AND THEN IN THE FIRST 371 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:32,732 20 MINUTES, I'M LIKE, "HI, BEYONCE, THIS IS MY FRIEND FROM AFRICANA PHILOSOPHY CLASS. 372 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:36,770 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SO, BEYONCE IS THERE SHE'S THERE 373 00:25:36,770 --> 00:25:39,506 Jimmy: AND WHAT IS YOUR FRIEND DOING I MEAN, I THINK WE WERE, 374 00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:41,908 ONE, JUST KIND OF -- Jimmy: SHE WAS COOL YEAH, 'CAUSE THERE ARE 375 00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:43,777 CERTAIN PEOPLE, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW OFTEN YOU MEET THEM, JUST ALWAYS IN AWE OF THEIR 376 00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:46,413 PRESENCE Jimmy: BEYONCE, OF COURSE YEAH. 377 00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:48,915 Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME BUT AGAIN, HER TAKE-AWAY WAS, LIKE, THEY'RE ALL LIKE 378 00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:51,851 AUNTIES AND UNCLES LIKE EVERYONE WAS CHECKING IN ON ME. 379 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:53,853 I THINK MY FAVORITE THING IS, IF I GO TO A PARTY, PEOPLE WILL TEXT MY MOM, LIKE, "YOU KNOW 380 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:57,457 SHE'S GOING TO THIS? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 381 00:25:57,457 --> 00:26:00,326 EXACTLY RIGHT. AND SHE'S LIKE, "YEAH I SENT HER OFF THERE." 382 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:02,829 Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. YEAH. Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT 383 00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:05,432 YOUR MOVIE THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN? OH! 384 00:26:05,432 --> 00:26:08,168 YEAH, LET'S DO IT Jimmy: I MEAN, THIS IS PRETTY GIANT 385 00:26:08,168 --> 00:26:11,338 YOU PLAY TINKERBELL. YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 386 00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:13,406 Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT. NO, WE CAN. 387 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:16,343 Jimmy: WE CAN YEAH, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT. Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY 388 00:26:16,343 --> 00:26:19,079 I DON'T KNOW WHEN IT'S COMING OUT. I JUST KNOW DISNEY'S MAKING 389 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:21,281 "PETER PAN," RIGHT "PETER PAN & WENDY. Jimmy: AND YOU PLAY 390 00:26:21,281 --> 00:26:23,350 TINKERBELL YES, I PLAY QUITE LITERALLY A SMALL PART IN THE MOVIE. 391 00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:26,953 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT BIG YEAH 392 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:29,889 YEAH. Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE IT WAS INCREDIBLE, AND I 393 00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:33,193 THOUGHT I WAS BEING PUNK'D THE WHOLE TIME, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW - 394 00:26:33,193 --> 00:26:36,329 I KNOW I'M BEING PART OF "PETER PAN & WENDY." AND YOU SEE WITH "AVATAR" 395 00:26:36,329 --> 00:26:37,931 COMING OUT, WHAT BEHIND THE SCENES OF ALL THESE CGI MOTION-CAPTURE MOVIES LOOK 396 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:41,701 LIKE SO, I WAS READY FOR THE HARNESSES AND THE SUITS WITH 397 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:46,940 THE DOTS ON IT Jimmy: YEAH THEY WERE ON INCREDIBLE SETS 398 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:51,644 IN, LIKE, VANCOUVER. AND I WAS IN A GARAGE IN BURBANK THE WHOLE TIME 399 00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:55,648 [ LAUGHTER ] MOTION CAPTURE - Jimmy: HANGING FROM, LIKE, 400 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:58,451 A ROPE AND YOU'RE LIKE, "HI, EVERYONE I'M TINKERBELL." 401 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,286 I WISH I COULD EVEN SAY THERE WAS A ROPE INVOLVED. Jimmy: THERE WAS NO ROPE 402 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:01,721 INVOLVED NO. Jimmy: YOU HAD TO PRETEND 403 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:03,456 YOU'RE FLYING? YEAH, BECAUSE THEY REALIZE -- I MEAN, THE -- THE 404 00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:06,860 TECH IS SO ADVANCED. AND, YOU KNOW, TO AN UNTRAINED EYE, WHICH I AM, IT LOOKS LIKE 405 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:12,098 GO PROS ON SOME GRIP STANDS, LIKE, HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER. Jimmy: IT'S THE FUTURE. 406 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:14,034 AND I HAD MY CASTMATES ON LITTLE POLES, LIKE PICTURES OF THEIR FACE ON LITTLE STANDS 407 00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:19,539 AROUND ME FOR REFERENCE. Jimmy: SO, YOU JUST ACTED WITH A BUNCH OF -- 408 00:27:19,539 --> 00:27:22,042 YEAH, JUST - SOMETIMES, WHEN I NEEDED TO ACT OPPOSITE SOMEBODY, THEY HAD 409 00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:27,414 A LIFE-SIZE KERMIT THE FROG DOLL FOR ME TO WORK WITH [ LAUGHTER ] 410 00:27:27,414 --> 00:27:30,216 Jimmy: BECAUSE HE'S GREEN YEAH. Jimmy: LIKE THE GREEN SCREEN 411 00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:32,652 WILL -- ALL THEY SEE IS HIS EYES YEAH. 412 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:35,822 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. CAN WE TALK "GROWN-ISH"? 413 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:39,225 THIS IS PART TWO OF SEASON FIVE YES 414 00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:42,162 Jimmy: THIS STARTED TODAY -- CATCH US UP. WHAT DO WE NEED TO KNOW? 415 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:44,898 WHAT DO WE NEED TO KNOW Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENED THIS SEASON 416 00:27:44,898 --> 00:27:48,935 WELL, I MEAN, IT STARTS OFF, OF COURSE, WITH ME PASSING THE BATON TO MY TV BROTHER, MARCUS 417 00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:51,671 Jimmy: THAT'S AWESOME, BY THE WAY, HE JOINED OH, I WAS SO EXCITED. 418 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:54,207 I'VE BEEN PITCHING THIS SINCE SEASON ONE SO, WHEN THEY TOLD ME SEASON 419 00:27:54,207 --> 00:27:59,746 FIVE IT WAS HAPPENING, I WAS OVER THE MOON. SO YEAH, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED 420 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:01,514 JUNIOR IS AT CAL U, AND ZOE IS NOW A GRADUATED BIG SISTER THAT COMES BACK FOR BIG SISTER 421 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:08,188 THINGS BUT SHE'S ON HER WAY, I THINK, TO TOKYO, WHEN WE CATCH UP WITH 422 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:14,094 THE SECOND HALF OF SEASON FIVE AND THERE'S A LITTLE MEET-CUTE WITH HER GUY, AARON. 423 00:28:14,094 --> 00:28:16,596 Jimmy: OH YEAH. Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 424 00:28:16,596 --> 00:28:19,099 TALKING ABOUT. YEAH, WHY NOT? OF COURSE, KENYA BARRIS, WE 425 00:28:19,099 --> 00:28:21,634 LOVE HE'S COMING ON -- I THINK HE'S COMING ON THIS WEEK. 426 00:28:21,634 --> 00:28:25,138 OH, FOR YOU PEOPLE? I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT Jimmy: OH, YEAH 427 00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:28,041 HE'S BRILLIANT I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S YARA SHAHIDI IN 428 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,676 HERE'S YARA SHAHIDI IN "GROWN-ISH." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 429 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:30,910 HOW LONG IS THE DELAY 430 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:36,049 I'M CONNECTING IN HAWAII TO TOKYO. HOLD ON, LET ME CHECK 431 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:37,617 I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO SEATTLE, AND I'M THREE QUARTERS OF THE WAY THERE 432 00:28:37,617 --> 00:28:44,591 IT'S YOUR FAULT, MAN IS THERE A MANAGER I CAN TALK TO 433 00:28:44,591 --> 00:28:47,093 I KNOW YOU GOT THE YOU GOT THE JUICE. WHO'S GOT THE JUICE. 434 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:50,263 JUST TELL ME AIR OF SUPERIORITY. DEFIANT STATEMENTS 435 00:28:50,263 --> 00:28:56,503 SEXY AS HELL BARITONE. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. SHE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING, 436 00:28:56,503 --> 00:28:58,672 GUYS MIGHT AS WELL PACK YOUR BAGS - COULD IT BE 437 00:28:58,672 --> 00:29:07,013 -- AND GO HOME, BECAUSE THE FLIGHTS ARE DELAYED. AARON 438 00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:12,686 WHAT? HI. YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME 439 00:29:12,686 --> 00:29:14,654 Jimmy: NOW, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 440 00:29:14,654 --> 00:29:16,723 YARA SHAHIDI, EVERYONE "GROWN-ISH" AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 10:30 P.M. ON FREEFORM AND IS 441 00:29:16,723 --> 00:29:19,559 AVAIABLE THE NEXT DAY ON HULU. JOHN LEGUIZAMO JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 442 00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:44,351 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 443 00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:46,319 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY AND TONY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR. 444 00:29:46,319 --> 00:29:51,124 HE STARS IN "THE MENU," WHICH HE'S UNBELIEVABLE IN IT'S AVAILABLE ON BLU-RAY AND 445 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:55,395 DIGITAL. AND HIS NEW TRAVEL SERIES, "LEGUIZAMO DOES AMERICA," 446 00:29:55,395 --> 00:30:03,336 "LEGUIZAMO DOES AMERICA," PREMIERES APRIL 16th ON MSNBC. PLEASE WELCOME JOHN LEGUIZAMO. 447 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:08,942 * 448 00:30:08,942 --> 00:30:13,213 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH. Jimmy: COME ON. 449 00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:16,149 THE ROOTS OH, MY GOD, THE BEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT 450 00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:18,885 Jimmy: EXACTLY. THE BEST, BUDDY. IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 451 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:21,721 MUCH LOVE, MUCH LOVE. Jimmy: IS THIS TRUE, BY THE WAY, THAT YOU STARTED -- BEFORE 452 00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:25,125 ACTING, YOU STARTED DOING STAND-UP YOU WERE DOING COMEDY? 453 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:27,560 YEAH, I WAS DOING COMEDY. BUT, I MEAN, I WAS DOING COMEDY EVEN BACK IN JUNIOR HIGH 454 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,998 SCHOOL 'CAUSE, I DON'T KNOW, I GOT BEAT UP A LOT. 455 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:34,534 I WAS A BEAT-UP MAGNET FOR BULLIES. Jimmy: OH, REALLY 456 00:30:34,534 --> 00:30:36,703 OH, MY GOD, THEY WERE ALWAYS AFTER ME FOR SOMETHING THEY WERE LIKE, "YO, JOHN, GIVE 457 00:30:36,703 --> 00:30:39,005 ME YOUR SNEAKERS." "YO, JOHN, GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY. 458 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:42,842 AND I WAS LIKE, "COME ON, MAN, WHAT IF I DO A VOICE FOR YOU AND YOU STOP BEATING ME UP 459 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:47,647 HOW ABOUT IF I DO, YOU KNOW, RICKY RICARDO. 'HEH-HEH, DON'T BEAT UP, JOHN. 460 00:30:47,647 --> 00:30:50,583 YOU DON'T DO THAT, PLEASE. HEH-HEH.'" Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 461 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:53,219 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YEAH. HOW ABOUT JERRY LEWIS. 462 00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:54,788 "DON'T HIT ME, DON'T HIT ME, CRAZY LOUIE. AND I'D BE LIKE, "WHOA, WHOA, 463 00:30:54,788 --> 00:30:56,156 DEAN WHOA, WHOA YOU WON'T HURT JOHN, WOULD 464 00:30:56,156 --> 00:30:57,590 YOU? Jimmy: "YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT TO JOHN. 465 00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:59,559 "OH, MY GOD, HE DOES IT WELL." Jimmy: "YOU DO IT AS WELL, 466 00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:03,596 TOO. "NOT AS GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] 467 00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:06,099 OH, MY GOD, DID THEY BEAT YOU UP, TOO? Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 468 00:31:06,099 --> 00:31:09,836 I GOT BULLIED ALL THE TIME YOU HAVE ONE OF THE COOLEST FIRST ROLES EVER THAT I THINK 469 00:31:09,836 --> 00:31:13,206 ANYONE THAT'S EVER BEEN ON THE SHOW YOU WERE AN EXTRA -- AN EXTRA 470 00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:16,943 EXTRA. OH, YOU'VE GOT A PICTURE? Jimmy: OH YEAH. 471 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:20,880 YOU WERE IN MADONNA'S "BORDERLINE" VIDEO WELL, BARELY. 472 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:26,086 I'M SO IN THE BACKGROUND I'M BLURRY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 473 00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:29,723 IN THE RED TRACK SUIT. Jimmy: WOW, THAT IS RAD OH, MY GOD, I WAS SO EXCITED 474 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:33,993 TO BE THERE BECAUSE I HAD HEARD THAT MADONNA LIKED LATIN GUYS. [ LAUGHTER ] 475 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:35,729 SO, THIS IS LIKE LATIN TINDER BACK IN THE DAY. YOU JUST SHOW UP TO A MADONNA 476 00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:39,666 MUSIC VIDEO -- Jimmy: AND HOPE FOR THE BEST 477 00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:43,169 AND YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'LL BE IN THE LIMO AND WHATNOT [ LAUGHTER ] 478 00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:45,372 Jimmy: DID IT HAPPEN? NO, MAN THE PRODUCER CAME UP TO ME, 479 00:31:45,372 --> 00:31:47,640 "NO, JOHN, YOU'RE NOT GOING OVER THERE." HE GAVE ME A SANDWICH AN A PAT 480 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,743 ON THE BACK. AND I WENT HOME. Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET 481 00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:52,012 PAID NO, I DIDN'T GET PAID [ LAUGHTER ] 482 00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:54,547 Jimmy: SO, AT LEAST YOU GOT A SANDWICH OUT OF IT YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 483 00:31:54,547 --> 00:31:55,982 SOMETHING. Jimmy: DOES MADONNA -- HAVE YOU SEEN HER SINCE 484 00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:57,817 YEAH, I'VE HUNG OUT WITH HER A LITTLE BIT YEAH, SHE'S MAD COOL 485 00:31:57,817 --> 00:32:00,120 YEAH, YEAH SHE COMES HERE ALL THE TIME, RIGHT? 486 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,188 Jimmy: SHE DOES DOES SHE REMEMBER YOU FROM THIS VIDEO? 487 00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:04,824 HELL NO [ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO 488 00:32:04,824 --> 00:32:06,359 I DON'T EVEN TRY TO BRING IT UP I WAS AN EXTRA THAT NOBODY 489 00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:08,862 REMEMBERS. Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE JOHN LEGUIZAMO 490 00:32:08,862 --> 00:32:10,597 YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. PLEASE." 491 00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:13,667 EXACTLY, YEAH. "I WON A TONY. PLEASE, I DON'T DO THAT. 492 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:16,403 I DIDN'T START AS AN EXTRA. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Jimmy: NO, I'VE NEVER DONE 493 00:32:16,403 --> 00:32:18,071 THAT BUT NOW MADONNA WILL SEE THIS. OH, ABSOLUTELY. 494 00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:20,674 YOU BLEW UP MY SPOT. THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 495 00:32:20,674 --> 00:32:22,742 Jimmy: WHY NOT? THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR COMING HERE 496 00:32:22,742 --> 00:32:25,478 Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE SHOW ON MSNBC. "LEGUIZAMO DOES AMERICA. 497 00:32:25,478 --> 00:32:27,647 YES, SIR. I'M GOING TO GO AROUND AMERICA SHOWING WHAT LATIN PEOPLE ARE 498 00:32:27,647 --> 00:32:32,085 LIKE BECAUSE WE'RE BASICALLY INVISIBLE EVERYWHERE EVEN THOUGH WE'RE THE LARGEST 499 00:32:32,085 --> 00:32:36,623 ETHNIC GROUP AND THE OLDEST ETHNIC GROUP IN AMERICA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 500 00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:40,326 OH, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT REPRESENT. 501 00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:43,997 AND THAT'S WHAT'S UP WE'RE EVERYWHERE, BUT NOT, YOU KNOW, IN THE MEDIA, NOT IN 502 00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:48,635 MOVIES WE'RE LESS THAN 2% OF THE LEADS ON FILM. 503 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:50,770 SO, I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT ALL THESE TOPICS AND ABOUT OUR FOOD, OUR DANCE, 504 00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:56,943 OUR MUSIC, AND ALL THAT. CELEBRATE LATIN CULTURE. Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. 505 00:32:56,943 --> 00:32:59,145 YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: "LEGUIZAMO DOES 506 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:01,548 AMERICA. YES, SIR. Jimmy: ON MSNBC 507 00:33:01,548 --> 00:33:04,484 AND ARE YOU ADVENTUROUS WITH EATING OH, MY GOD, I'M JOHNNY TRY 508 00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:07,053 ANYTHING Jimmy: YOU WILL OH, MY GOD, I'VE EATEN 509 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:09,756 SNAKE, WHICH TASTED LIKE CAT FOOD DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW WHAT 510 00:33:09,756 --> 00:33:11,825 CAT -- Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO SAY, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, YEAH 511 00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:18,631 AND TURTLE TASTES LIKE THROW UP FROM SNAKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 512 00:33:18,631 --> 00:33:22,102 AND THEN I HAD COBRA BLOOD Jimmy: WHAT COBRA BLOOD 513 00:33:22,102 --> 00:33:24,404 I HAD COBRA BLOOD. Jimmy: COBRA BLOOD? YEAH, IN THAILAND 514 00:33:24,404 --> 00:33:29,075 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE FOR, YOU KNOW, VIRILITY AND WHATNOT IT'S BETTER THAN VIAGRA. 515 00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:32,712 YOUR NOSE DOESN'T SWELL UP Jimmy: DOES IT -- IT WORKS? [ LAUGHTER ] 516 00:33:32,712 --> 00:33:36,549 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. IT DID WORK. YOU SEEM SURPRISED 517 00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:38,284 Jimmy: WELL, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, I GO TO THE BEDROOM AND GET A PINT OF COBRA 518 00:33:38,284 --> 00:33:42,455 BLOOD. COME ON, BABY [ LAUGHTER ] 519 00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:45,625 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH OH, MY GOD I MEAN, NOT THAT. 520 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:48,361 THAT'S A SNAKE THAT'S A SNAKE Jimmy: HE WAS DOING THE 521 00:33:48,361 --> 00:33:50,196 COBRA. OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: HE WAS DOING THE 522 00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:51,531 COBRA. GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER 523 00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:53,700 Jimmy: I MEAN, PLEASE AW, JEEZ. FRIGHTENING. 524 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:57,103 Jimmy: COULD WE TALK ABOUT "THE MENU," BY THE WAY "THE MENU." 525 00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:59,839 Jimmy: YOU WERE PHENOMENAL IN THIS MOVIE. OH, THANK YOU, MAN. 526 00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:02,242 Jimmy: THE CAST WAS GREAT THE MOVIE WAS GREAT. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 527 00:34:02,242 --> 00:34:04,511 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THE SCRIPT WAS GREAT OH, IT WAS AMAZING. 528 00:34:04,511 --> 00:34:07,113 AMAZING SCRIPT THE CAST, I MEAN, SOME OF THE GREATEST ACTORS IN AMERICAN 529 00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:11,951 THEATER, IN AMERICAN FILM. RALPH FIENNES. JANET McTEER 530 00:34:11,951 --> 00:34:15,889 REED BIRNEY. JUDITH LIGHT OH, MY GOD, IT WAS INCREDIBLE. 531 00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:18,425 Jimmy: WERE YOU ALL IN THE SAME ROOM JUST ACTING? IT WAS LIKE A STAGE PLAY. 532 00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:21,961 WE WERE ALWAYS THERE 24/7 AND YOU GOT TO SEE EVERYBODY ACT AND IT WAS LIKE A MASTER CLASS 533 00:34:21,961 --> 00:34:25,298 IN ACTING. Jimmy: I THINK YOU DID A MASTER CLASS 534 00:34:25,298 --> 00:34:29,069 WATCHING YOU -- I WANT TO ZONE IN AND FOCUS ON YOU. OH, PLEASE DO 535 00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:31,438 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT COMPLAINING. Jimmy: I LOVED IT BECAUSE 536 00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:35,475 YOU START OFF SO COCKY AND CONFIDENT. AND NO SPOILERS OF COURSE. 537 00:34:35,475 --> 00:34:37,911 BUT THEN, YOU KIND OF GET A LITTLE GROSS AND THEN IT'S LIKE -- THEN YOU 538 00:34:37,911 --> 00:34:42,349 KIND OF GET SCARY. THEN YOU'RE ALMOST THE HERO. BUT YOU'RE SO REAL AND SO GOOD 539 00:34:42,349 --> 00:34:44,317 IN THIS. I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL IT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT. 540 00:34:44,317 --> 00:34:47,087 IT IS SO WELL DONE NOW I WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN. 541 00:34:47,087 --> 00:34:49,122 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU WERE REALLY GREAT IN IT. 542 00:34:49,122 --> 00:34:51,658 YEAH, I'VE GOT TO SEE THIS. Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING 543 00:34:51,658 --> 00:34:55,095 ON YOU WERE PHENOMENAL. ANYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN 544 00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:58,431 JOHN LEGUIZAMO IN "THE MENU," WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 545 00:34:58,431 --> 00:34:59,366 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S JOHN LEGUIZAMO IN "THE MENU." 546 00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:05,405 FINDING YOUR SEAT. 547 00:35:05,405 --> 00:35:07,941 THERE'S A FINGER -- A A FINGER THERE'S A FINGER RIGHT THERE - 548 00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:13,079 THE MAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN PLEASE, SIT 549 00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:20,387 IT'S NOT FUNNY, LADY. IT'S ALL PART OF THE MENU OH, MY GOD. 550 00:35:20,387 --> 00:35:23,890 THIS IS REAL, ISN'T IT? I CAN'T DO IT. I CAN'T DO A - 551 00:35:23,890 --> 00:35:25,759 THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO TALK TO HIM GO TALK TO HIM BECAUSE YOU KNOW 552 00:35:25,759 --> 00:35:28,261 HIM, RIGHT I MADE THAT UP. WHY 553 00:35:28,261 --> 00:35:31,631 BECAUSE I'M A NAME DROPPING WHORE, THAT'S WHY, OKAY? Jimmy: JOHN LEGUIZAMO 554 00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:34,801 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE MENU" IS AVAILABLE ON BLU-RAY AND DIGITAL. 555 00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:38,538 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM SG LEWIS. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 556 00:35:38,538 --> 00:36:00,493 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: PERFORMING 557 00:36:00,493 --> 00:36:04,330 "LIFETIME," FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "AUDIOLUST AND HIGHERLOVE," GIVE IT UP FOR SG LEWIS. 558 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:08,234 "AUDIOLUST AND HIGHERLOVE," GIVE IT UP FOR SG LEWIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 559 00:36:25,819 --> 00:36:34,194 * I'VE WAITED FOR A LIFETIM TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU 560 00:36:34,194 --> 00:36:45,538 I'VE WAITED FOR A LIFETIME TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU NOW * * SUNDAY NIGHT'S BEEN AND 561 00:36:45,538 --> 00:36:58,118 GONE LIKE A COOL BREEZ TIL MONDAY MORNING COMES * * ALONG BUT THE WEIGHT OF 562 00:36:58,118 --> 00:37:05,658 THE WORLD CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN IT'S MIND OVER MATTER BABY * * YOU'RE THE ONE I FOUN 563 00:37:05,658 --> 00:37:11,664 PLAYIN' ON MY MIND S I WANNA TAKE THE TIME * * TO TELL YOU HOW I FEE 564 00:37:11,664 --> 00:37:22,042 FOR YOU YOU KNOW THA I'VE WAITED FOR A LIFETIME * * TO TELL YOU I LOVE YO 565 00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:33,520 I'VE WAITED FOR A LIFETIME TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU NOW * * WELL, MAYBE I'VE BEEN A 566 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:47,634 FOOL I WAS AFRAID OF WHAT I'D LOSE BUT THE * * WEIGHT OF THE WORLD 567 00:37:47,634 --> 00:37:54,307 CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN IT'S MIND OVER MATTER BABY * * YOU'RE THE ONE I FOUN 568 00:37:54,307 --> 00:38:00,213 PLAYIN' ON MY MIND SO I WANNA TAKE THE TIME * * TO TELL YOU HOW I FEE 569 00:38:00,213 --> 00:38:10,490 FOR YOU YOU KNOW THA I'VE WAITED FOR A LIFETIME * * TO TELL YOU I LOVE YO 570 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:24,571 I'VE WAITED FOR A LIFETIME TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU NOW * * I'VE WAITED FOR A LIFETIM 571 00:38:24,571 --> 00:38:35,715 TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU I'VE WAITED FOR A LIFETIME * * TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU NO 572 00:38:35,715 --> 00:38:56,603 OOH, OOH OOH, OOH I'VE WAITED FOR A LIFETIME * 573 00:38:56,603 --> 00:39:07,447 * TO TELL YOU I LOVE YO I'VE WAITED FOR A LIFETIME TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU * 574 00:39:07,447 --> 00:39:21,027 * I'VE WAITED FOR A LIFETIM TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU I'VE WAITED FOR A LIFETIME * 575 00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:36,042 * TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU NO OOH, OOH OOH, OOH * 576 00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:41,247 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 577 00:39:41,247 --> 00:39:45,485 RIGHT THERE. COME ON. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 578 00:39:45,485 --> 00:39:49,856 SG LEWIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "AUDIOLUST AND HIGHERLOVE" IS 579 00:39:49,856 --> 00:39:55,295 OUT JANUARY 27th WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY YO, I LOVE THAT. 580 00:39:55,295 --> 00:40:16,583 THAT WAS GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 581 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:20,820 Jimmy: MY THANKS TO YARA SHAHIDI, JOHN LEGUIZAMO, SG LEWIS, ONCE AGAIN 582 00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:25,959 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM 583 00:40:25,959 --> 00:40:29,796 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 584 00:40:29,796 --> 00:40:33,400 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE.