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Watch out!
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- Lift with your legs.
- I am lifting with my legs.
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- Also lift with your arms.
- Is Horse Professor okay?
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Nothing to see here!
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He just passed out from pride!
Because you kids are so talented!
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You think he passed out
from embarrassment?
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- Because the kids are not talented.
- What happened?
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He was getting off a phone call.
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I had some constructive criticism
about his play.
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I tried a compliment sandwich
by starting with some praise,
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but he passed out!
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Just goes to show,
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you never know how much time you have
with someone,
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so you should always say
the bad stuff first.
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BoJack! Your play sucked!
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They found out. I didn't...
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- It's not true.
- What's not true?
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I need to... Air.
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No. They can't know.
I didn't even do anything.
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- It's...
- Slow down.
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Why don't you tell us what happened?
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Okay, I'll tell you.
But you can't talk to anyone.
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No reporters.
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BoJack, it's okay.
No one's gonna talk to any...
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Reporters? With questions about
my good friend, BoJack Horseman?
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I'd be delighted to talk!
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Oh, Baxter,
my endlessly encouraging enfianced.
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I'm thrilled to report our return
from a prolonged New Mexican exodus.
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True, Max and I shared lodging
to husband our expenditures,
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and true, too, we showered together
one night when the tank broke down
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and the hot water was scarce,
but other than those mild inconveniences,
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the fact-finding mission went as fine
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as the print at the bottom
of a contract,
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and we're close as ever
to sewing things up.
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So, BoJack sold the restaurant
to Joey Pogo and me,
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{\an8}and we relaunched it with
my fiancée Pickles as a themed eatery.
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What is the theme?
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Pickles wanted small plates,
Joey wanted lazy Susans,
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and I wanted the theme to be my face
is on the front of the menu.
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So, we did all three!
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{\an8}-What's the big idea?
- I'm in the middle of eating!
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{\an8}Huh? It's the perfect compromise
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because everybody got what they wanted,
and nobody had to compromise!
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{\an8}-And why is it called Ele-fee-no?
- Ele-fi-no.
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Well, if you don't know, hell if I know!
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I know this last story
is taking its sweet time,
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but once we can tie down
this Bo-Person Horse-fellow to Sarah Lynn
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on the night of her death,
we'll know he procured the final blow,
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the blow being not blow but horse,
a scoop in itself,
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{\an8}but I believe the larger story is...
Oh, but here I am bending your ear.
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Your everlasting patience inspires me.
Do return my call. This is Paige Sinclair.
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{\an8}-And then I took the boat back to LA.
- That's it? How's that a story?
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You did nothing illegal, and even
the not illegal thing, you didn't even do.
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And yet this thing continues
to haunt me, I...
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{\an8}-Because it's not about the legality.
- Diane's right.
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That story is super sketchy.
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Is BoJack super sketchy? Yes, he is!
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Can Horse Professor come out?
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{\an8} We won't go to the cast party
unless our fearless teacher comes with us!
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{\an8}Why don't you just have the party here
and he'll pop out when he's ready.
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{\an8}Here's some cash.
Go buy some nice cast party things.
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{\an8}This is gonna be
the best night ever!
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{\an8}Okay, okay, you're right.
I've been sketchy.
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{\an8}But there's no story here. Right?
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- Unless New Mexico isn't the story.
- Uh, what?
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I'm just saying, if I tried to pitch
that story, no one would publish it.
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They're working on something bigger.
What did you do this time?
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{\an8}I haven't done anything.
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{\an8}Since I got out of rehab
I have been on my best behavior.
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But before rehab...
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{\an8}No. They can't get me on old shit.
I'm a different person now.
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- This could be anything.
- Or a combination of things.
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They're gonna combo me?
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Let's take a beat
and figure out what this story is.
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- Todd, earmuffs.
- On it.
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{\an8}BoJack, tell us every bad thing
you ever did.
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This is gonna be a long night.
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So, what can I tell you about BoJack?
Nothing bad, though.
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It's gonna be a short night!
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- Right. I... Your chair, Miss Sinclair.
- Thanks, Mr. Banks.
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And thank you, Mr. Peanutbutter,
for taking the time to quench our queries.
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This shouldn't take more than
a half hour, max.
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- Yes?
- No, not you Max.
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- Then who Max?
- No, Max. I'm talking to Mr. Peanutbutter.
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No, you're talking to Max.
I'm Mr. Peanutbutter.
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Now I'm talking to Mr. Peanutbutter.
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- Glad we're all on the same page.
- I beg your pardon.
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Mr. Peanutbutter,
we have sitch in the kitch.
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It's a dishwash ish.
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- The dishwashers all quit?
- It's the small plates.
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If we just had bigger plates,
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we could get more stuff on them
and we wouldn't need so many.
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The point of the small plates
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is to curate a personalized
dining experience,
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but because of your lazy Susans,
all the plates keep getting spun around
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and nobody remembers who ordered what!
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Oof! And then there's me,
putting my picture on the menu!
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- What? No one cares about that.
- Yeah, the pic's not the problem.
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All right. JoPo... go, why don't you start
on those dishes?
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You got it, good buddy.
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Oh...
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Pickles, you keep manning the tables.
Those Susans aren't gonna laze themselves.
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Sure. But...
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Could I talk to you?
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How much longer do we have
to keep working with that guy?
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I thought you loved Joey Pogo!
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I love his music!
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He's my second favorite recording artist
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after Lo-Fi Chill-Hop Beats
to study/relax to.
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I love Lo-Fi Chill-Hop Beats
to study/relax to!
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And I love you!
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But Joey Pogo's like your total opposite!
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He's arrogant, annoyingly cheerful,
and fake-nice.
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You are confident,
refreshingly optimistic,
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and wryly sweet
with an ironic self-aware edge
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that reads to some as inauthentic,
but I recognize as archly sincere!
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Total opposites!
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Okay. So, Pogo's not gonna work,
but I guess we keep trying?
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I can proposition some young men on set.
That should end well.
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No, I'm sorry. I want this to work.
I'll try to make it work. For us.
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Now, if we're to finish this story,
we need to stay focused.
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The last days of Sarah Lynn.
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I'm telling you, the story is bigger
than just the one girl!
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If we pivot our perspective
so we prove a larger pattern,
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we can paint a clearer portrait
of a problematic person
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for a page-one profile
that'll pave our path to a Pulitzer!
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Paige, please! At the rate we're going,
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we'll never file the story,
you'll remain unmarried,
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and I'll be stuck bickering with you
until the day I die!
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Oh, poor baby.
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Sorry, where were we?
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- We wanted to ask you about Sarah Lynn.
- Oh.
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Before we do, let's widen our frame a tad.
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Oh, brother.
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- Would you say BoJack is a good person?
- Unequivocally, more or less.
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- More-more or more-less?
- Uh...
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Yes, but back to Sarah Lynn...
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We're trying to understand if your friend
has ever exhibited certain patterns...
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Argyle? Herringbone?
That man can pull off anything!
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We're wasting time. Did Sarah Lynn ac...
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Whoa!
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I told you not to spin it that fast!
Lazy! Lazy!
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I'm lazy? Aren't you supposed to be
washing dishes?
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Hey! Where are you going?
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Okay, let the cat out of the bag
so my curiosity can kill it.
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What is going on with those two?
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That's a personal matter.
I'll tell you all about it!
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Cast party! Cast party!
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We are having a cast party!
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- Yeah!
- They didn't even buy alcohol!
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Just a disco ball and some capes?
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These are all the bad things
you think you did?
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- I swear, this is all I can think of!
- None of these are big stories!
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- We all know there are more things.
- Jesus Christ.
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What's the point of working on myself
and getting sober and getting better
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if no matter what, there are people
out there just waiting to tear me down?
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- BoJack, no.
- No, it's not fair.
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If you start listing every single thing
everyone's done,
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- then everyone's a monster.
- Nobody's...
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Who are these reporters, anyway?
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They're so perfect? I'll bet
there's dirt on them we could dig up!
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- I don't think that's it...
- That'll teach those bloodthirsty leeches
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what happens when they try to tear
someone down over their past
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without even considering the possibility
that he's changed!
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- Have you changed?
- Yes, obviously.
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Because this feels like old BoJack.
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{\an8}I like the BoJack who's thoughtful
and directs plays
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{\an8}that are emotionally resonant despite
the glaring logical gaps in the plot.
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{\an8}It was a showcase of separate scenes!
There was no plot!
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I need to go put Ruthie to bed.
Call me when new BoJack's back.
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You didn't do any of the dishes?
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Manual labor featuring me
is just not a fruitful collab.
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So I just went out
and bought 500 new ones.
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Why did Mister think I'd like you?
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When I'm with him,
we finish each other's sentences.
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Meanwhile, you are always...
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Interrupting, just to say
the exact thing that you were going to?
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- Yes! It's so...
- Annoying?
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Thank you. That's the word.
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Hey, I don't wanna be here either.
You know Joey Pogo wants to bounce.
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What if we just tell Mister
we've formed an emotional bond,
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then we can have sex,
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and we'll never have
to see each other again!
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- Why don't we just tell him we had sex?
- I can't lie to my fiancé about sex!
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That's what got us into this mess
in the first place!
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So, as soon as they go to bed
with each other,
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we can put this whole thing to bed,
but the problem is...
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- She loves him.
- No, the opposite.
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No, the opposite of the opposite.
The very thing itself: she loves him.
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Why do you say that?
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You've got irises, haven't you?
And pupils and corneas?
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You might even say you've got
a pair of eyes. Optic nerve?
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Yes.
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So how could you not see the way that
she follows him across the restaurant
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like the puppy dog she is?
How they bicker and flirt?
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Why would she fall
for a dashing cad like Joey Pogo
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when she's already engaged to sweet,
dependable, predictable, safe, boring,
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perfectly adequate Mr. Peanutbutter?
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Thank you.
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She only tolerates that other fellow
because she has to, for work.
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Otherwise she finds him
utterly distasteful.
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- Piggish even! No offense to me.
- None taken, of course.
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No, she loves him,
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though she'd never admit it,
even to herself.
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And what about the boy?
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Sure, he puts up a front
and picks a good fight,
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but to just once hear
those stupid words "I love you"
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tumble out of her foolish mouth
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would drop his heart down
an elevator shaft
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and bounce it back up to his throat.
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- Yes?
- Yes.
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- I'm pretty sure they hate each other.
- Uh...
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I... Well, that's all very...
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- Back to BoJack!
- And Sarah Lynn.
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Would you say
BoJack's relationship with her
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ever bordered on inappropriate
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in the weeks leading up to her death?
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No! They were closer than thieves!
They were thieves, actually.
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They broke into my house together,
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like great friends do,
and stole our clothes.
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Ask Diane, she never got that jacket back!
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But she was able to find another one
shortly thereafter
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that looked exactly the same.
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- Pardon me.
- Hello. Joseph?
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Can I get an announcement drumroll,
please?
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Never mind.
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Joey and I have developed feelings
for each other.
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Oh!
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Wow, I didn't think so soon, but...
No, that's wonderful.
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It's exactly what we wanted.
231
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,138
It is! So now we make love,
232
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:24,058
after which we can all get on
with our lives.
233
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,770
Great! This is good.
234
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,359
Look, we're not gonna
figure this out tonight.
235
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,986
Maybe I should just go
to the cast party and try to enjoy...
236
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,409
Hello?
237
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,620
Yes. Um, speaking.
238
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,416
Oh, hello, Paige Sinclair,
of the "Hollywoo Reporter."
239
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,711
Yes, I know BoJack Horseman.
240
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:55,798
Uh... What night? Did I see BoJack with...
241
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,133
Uh...
242
00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:02,263
Listen, I'd love to talk more,
but, uh, I cut my finger earlier
243
00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:05,516
in a bagel guillotine and I think
I require medical attention, goodbye.
244
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,934
Bagellotine.
245
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,687
It's Sarah Lynn.
246
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,606
Their story is about you and Sarah Lynn.
247
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,282
Well, uh, that was...
248
00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,951
- Wow.
- Yeah.
249
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,203
Well, see ya later.
250
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,832
Oh.
251
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,127
Hey, I'm sorry I was kind of a dick
to you earlier.
252
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,879
The truth is, since Mr. Peanutbutter
253
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,464
has been such a good friend
and chill hang,
254
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,883
I was nervous
I would feel weird smashing his fiancée,
255
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:42,386
but once we were in it,
it was like we were two naked hearts
256
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:47,308
raw and exposed but safe in the home
we found in each other.
257
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,227
Yeah. Did you just come up with that?
258
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,896
No, it's from my new song,
259
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,899
"Two Naked Hearts."
260
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:59,069
- Oh. Sounds like another banger.
- Best of luck with your wedding.
261
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,738
One day I hope to have what you two have.
262
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,907
Right now, I couldn't even imagine
getting married.
263
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,784
I can't even commit
to a social media director.
264
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,701
Why not?
265
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,621
I'm just having a hard time finding
someone who gets my brand, you know?
266
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,164
Sexy?
267
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:13,209
That's exactly right, you totally get me.
268
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,337
So, if you think of anybody who could be
good for the job, let me know, all right?
269
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,922
- I will.
- All right.
270
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,131
I'm headed to the airport now
271
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,676
for another in a series of extravagant
world tours all by myself.
272
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,345
At least I'll have
the empty seat next to me
273
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,305
that I always book for extra comfort.
274
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,723
I'll be at gate six.
275
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,434
I'm just saying this information out loud
so I don't forget it.
276
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,313
Gate six. Plane boards at 10:38.
277
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:35,981
- Wait, Joey!
- Yeah?
278
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,859
Um, here's your jacket back.
279
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,820
Thanks, Pickles.
280
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,407
Goodbye, Joey Pogo.
281
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,035
So Sarah Lynn. That's okay.
282
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,620
- We can spin this.
- Yeah?
283
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:50,621
What are we spinning?
284
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:54,625
You went on a bender with her,
at some point you split up and she died.
285
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,919
That's the story, right?
286
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:01,215
If you want us to help you,
you need to tell us what's coming.
287
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:02,758
You know what I thought?
288
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,553
The first thing I thought
when I heard Sarah Lynn died?
289
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,013
Poor BoJack,
that he had to find her like that.
290
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:11,392
That's right.
Poor BoJack, that's the angle!
291
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:12,643
But then I kept thinking.
292
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,980
I wish I didn't,
but my stupid brain kept thinking.
293
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,815
She died of a heroin overdose, yeah?
294
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:21,902
And you had heroin, "BoJack" brand,
you kept it in your glove compartment.
295
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,487
- Diane...
- I didn't wanna think about it,
296
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,740
but I couldn't help but wonder.
Did you give it to her?
297
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,784
I... Uh...
298
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,286
- Yes.
- And then what?
299
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,912
- You just abandoned her?
- No, I...
300
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,790
You just left her alone,
an addict, with heroin?
301
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,542
I didn't leave her, I was with her!
302
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:40,004
I was with her the whole time!
I was with her when she died!
303
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:44,049
- Like "with her" with her?
- In the planetarium.
304
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,303
I left and came back
and pretended I'd found her that way.
305
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,889
I... I've never told anyone that.
306
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,557
That's really bad, BoJack.
307
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,017
Do the reporters know that?
308
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,853
I don't know how they could.
I covered my tracks.
309
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,105
How did you "cover your tracks"?
310
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,778
Oh. Hey. Uh, what's up?
311
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,239
We're doing
end-of-year superlatives,
312
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:11,201
and we thought it would be cool
if you came out and read some.
313
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,578
Oh, um...
314
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,039
Just, uh, give me a minute.
315
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:21,211
- This was supposed to be a celebration.
- We can still figure this out.
316
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,380
I'm tired of trying to figure things out.
317
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:26,050
Let me just have this one night.
318
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,886
It's Horse Professor!
319
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:31,138
Okay, okay, settle down, settle down.
320
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:34,433
Okay. You wanted me
to read these, right? Okay.
321
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:38,687
Um, well, for Best Old Man... Terry.
322
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,774
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
- Okay. Sit down, Terry. Just sit down.
323
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:45,069
Sit down. If you start talking,
then we'll all be old!
324
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:49,239
For Best Director...
Oh, Horse Professor.
325
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,616
That's me.
326
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,910
- Speech!
- No, I... Okay, okay, okay!
327
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,787
Okay. Thank you.
328
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:59,166
I just want to say that I've loved
being here with you this year.
329
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:03,003
You've shown me the type of person
I didn't know I wanted to be.
330
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:06,715
And this semester,
I got to be that person.
331
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,467
Thank you.
332
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:13,180
And I just... I want you all
to appreciate this time,
333
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,934
and how special it is,
and how fast it'll all go away.
334
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,813
Please, cherish this.
335
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,441
And I have my own superlative
to announce.
336
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,277
I, um...
337
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,405
Oh. Uh, hmm...
338
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,658
For the Best Actor or Actress...
339
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,869
Oh, my God, it's an eight-way tie!
340
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,373
Okay, everyone. Enjoy your party.
341
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,135
Hi, I just gotta tell you
how much I'm loving
342
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,845
the small plates and lazy Susans.
343
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,889
I put my fork down and I never know
what I'm gonna pull back up!
344
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,100
- You've really made dinner fun again.
- Uh-huh.
345
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,936
And did you notice my picture
on the front of the menu?
346
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,564
Uh, sure. I mean that part
I could take or leave,
347
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,817
but the small plates and lazy Susans
work together perfectly
348
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:10,070
to form a completely new kind
of upscale dining experience.
349
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,822
Exactly like dim sum,
350
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,907
but with white people food,
so it's more accessible.
351
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:17,953
- Oh, well, thank you.
- Huh! Tragic, isn't it?
352
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:18,871
What is?
353
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,040
I just keep thinking
about Pickles and Pogo.
354
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,459
They've finally acknowledged
that they love each other,
355
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,254
- but she's promised to another.
- Yes. To me.
356
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,965
Oh, right!
So, you know better than anyone.
357
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,884
Someone's up to something,
I can tell you that much.
358
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,928
Mr. Peanutbutter, does your ex-wife
regularly consume bagels?
359
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,723
Hey, why don't you two mind
your own business? How about that?
360
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,601
As payrolled journalists,
our business is minding your business.
361
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:43,228
I'm not going to help you
with your take-down piece on BoJack.
362
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,022
- Oh, no?
- He's a good guy.
363
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,691
And you have no idea
how torn up he was with Sarah Lynn.
364
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:51,111
In fact, he was with her
in the planetarium when she overdosed.
365
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,781
- He actually gave her the heroin!
- Oh?
366
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,741
Yeah. He told me that once
when he was drunk,
367
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,243
and then he said,
"I've never told anybody that."
368
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,872
Because he's modest.
So why don't you just leave him alone?
369
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,293
Oh, Max, it's all coming together!
370
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:09,046
I could just about kiss someone
if I had someone here to kiss!
371
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,757
- Listen, I've been meaning to discuss...
- The story?
372
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,926
It's cooking now. Smell that sizzle?
373
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,720
We've gotta build on it.
More angles, more leads, more...
374
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,263
Whoa!
375
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,933
- Oh...
- My...
376
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:25,145
I... You know, I think our story
is about as wrapped up as a mummy.
377
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,105
What?
378
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,357
I'd better hightail it to the office
and put ink on paper.
379
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,776
But what about establishing
a larger pattern of behavior?
380
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,570
We still haven't heard back
from the New Mexico girl
381
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,156
or our contact
at the rehabilitation clinic.
382
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,784
Don't you think we ought
to keep working together?
383
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,912
No, I think I ought to get married.
You were right all along, Banks, my boy.
384
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:44,164
The story is Sarah Lynn. It always was.
385
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,499
Taxi!
386
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,670
Wait! Paige! I, uh...
387
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,173
- I love you!
- Oh, Max. Of course you do.
388
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,135
Everybody does. I'm Paige Sinclair!
389
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:07,104
So, what happens?
When the story comes out, what do I do?
390
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:11,441
A statement about how sorry you are
about certain parts of the story
391
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,902
but other parts of the story
just aren't true.
392
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:14,862
No, you...
393
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:18,532
Then in everyone's head
you've apologized for the really bad stuff
394
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:21,160
without legally implicating yourself.
395
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,744
- Does that work?
- All the time.
396
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,372
No, it doesn't.
Why are you telling him to lie?
397
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:29,293
Because this is good.
This BoJack here is good.
398
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,754
This is working, but it's so precarious.
399
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,590
Well, I'm not gonna lose
my job here, right?
400
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,301
The Sarah Lynn stuff,
that has nothing to do with this.
401
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,218
- Right.
- No.
402
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,221
You're about to get pushed out of a plane,
and the two of you are talking
403
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,224
like you're trying to brainstorm ways
to get back on the plane.
404
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,559
That's not gonna happen.
405
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:48,896
You can try to find a parachute
or you can dive headfirst into the earth,
406
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,898
but the plane is gone.
407
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,193
You're seeing things in absolutes.
We can wriggle out of this.
408
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,445
- Who's "we"?
- Diane, I'm asking you for help.
409
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,113
This job is my lifeline.
410
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:02,117
I think you should do the hard thing
and be honest.
411
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,828
About everything. Things will get worse
before they get better,
412
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,790
but you won't spend the rest of your life
waiting for the other shoe to drop.
413
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,375
Yeah.
414
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,045
BoJack, just think...
415
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,342
Wesleyan University Theater Department.
416
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,219
Paige Sinclair,
"Hollywoo Reporter."
417
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,470
Is this a Mr. BoJack Horseman?
418
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,388
- Y-yes.
- Fabulous.
419
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,932
We're running a story Thursday next
420
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,559
about your relationship with Sarah Lynn
leading up to her death.
421
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,937
I wanted to give you a chance
to respond to these allegations.
422
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,439
I presume you will deny them,
as is customary,
423
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:36,443
but this is me doing my due diligence
and reaching out for comment, understood?
424
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,611
Uh, yeah.
425
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:41,281
Now, did you supply Sarah Lynn
with the drugs found on her person?
426
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:42,741
No.
427
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:46,495
All right. And did you use heroin
with Sarah Lynn during those last weeks?
428
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:47,871
- No.
- Uh-huh.
429
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,957
Were you with her when she died?
430
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,833
Um... No.
431
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,461
And did you lie to the police
about any of these things?
432
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,462
No.
433
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:59,174
Thank you for your time.
434
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,634
What happened to being honest?
435
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:03,428
I didn't think it would happen so fast.
Did she say next Thursday?
436
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,223
That gives us a week to plan.
We can minimize damage.
437
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,141
"We" are not doing anything.
438
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,560
- Diane, please.
- I can't be a part of this.
439
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,354
I have a book to write.
440
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,773
Oh, my God!
441
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,943
They're all making out out here!
Go to your dorms!
442
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,903
You have rooms!
443
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:27,452
Well, we did it.
And by "it," I mean doing it.
444
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,371
Oh-ho! Fantastic.
445
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:33,375
So, now we're even,
and everything can go back to normal.
446
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,627
I can't wait. First step:
let's set a date for the wedding.
447
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,379
Joey has a job opening on his tour
448
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,590
that I think could be
a real opportunity for me.
449
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:41,717
Oh.
450
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:47,014
Only thing is, I'd have to go tonight,
and I might be gone for a while.
451
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,600
- Oh.
- Oh, Mister, I'm so confused!
452
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:54,313
I feel like my brain is on a lazy Susan,
just spinning in all directions.
453
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,898
And I know I should be ready
to commit to a main course,
454
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,151
but right now I'm just so excited
455
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:01,862
about all the different small plates
out there, you know?
456
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,906
It sounds like maybe this is a bad time
to have my face printed
457
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,908
on the cover of your metaphorical menu.
458
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,370
What? Oh, yeah.
I forgot about that part of it.
459
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,331
Go on Joey's tour. Have a good time.
460
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,292
And we'll plan the wedding...
when I get back?
461
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,836
Sure, Pickles... when you get back.
462
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,213
- Sounds like a good compromise.
- Yeah?
463
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:21,965
Yeah. The best.
464
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:25,510
Everyone gets what they want
and no one had to compromise.
465
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,305
Oh, my God, I gotta go!
466
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,515
- Okay, I love you!
- Hey.
467
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:34,770
Thank you, for everything.
468
00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:40,942
Hey! Sad Dog!
469
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:46,073
- I think the party's over.
- Yeah.
470
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,407
What do you got?
471
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,494
"My relationship with Sarah Lynn
was complicated,
472
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,372
as relationships between addicts
often are.
473
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:57,209
However, certain aspects of the story
are inaccurate or exaggerated.
474
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,544
This story has started
an important conversation
475
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:03,173
and I look forward to continuing to work
on my own progress..."
476
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,676
There's... There's no way
to not sound like bullshit.
477
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:08,887
Yeah, well...
478
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,348
This place was supposed to be
a fresh start for me.
479
00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:13,475
Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start.
480
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,603
But no matter how many starts I get,
there's always the same ending.
481
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:19,398
Everything falls apart and I end up alone.
482
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,151
- I'm still here, BoJack.
- Why?
483
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:26,113
I don't know. I'm a fool, I guess.
484
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,281
And you were my first client,
485
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:32,077
and one time you were drunk
and you smiled at me and I said, "What?"
486
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,706
And you said, "I just like being in a room
with you. You make rooms good."
487
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:37,624
You still do.
488
00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:43,046
I have loved you for 25 years,
and I never loved anyone better.
489
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,508
That kind of love, you only get it
when you're young and stupid.
490
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,926
I'm not gonna get it again.
491
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:51,388
And when I tell my daughter the story
of the great love of my life,
492
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:53,849
I want it to have a happy ending.
493
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,768
Is it possible you letting me go
is the happy ending?
494
00:23:56,852 --> 00:24:00,272
I've gone with you this far.
In for a penny, in for a pound, right?
495
00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,731
Sunk cost and all that?
496
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,651
Yeah, sunk cost.
497
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,698
The story's coming out Thursday.
498
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:14,286
I don't think that we can get around this,
or over this, or try to get under it.
499
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,746
- Diane is right. We need to go through it.
- BoJack...
500
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,665
I need to take responsibility.
501
00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:19,875
I want to.
502
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,669
So you can tell your daughter
you helped me do the right thing.
503
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:27,674
- I'll call you tomorrow with a plan.
- I'm looking forward to it.
504
00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:31,720
- You sure?
- I mean, no.