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[dramatic music playing]
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I'm not kidding. The pills. Now!
I told you, I'm on a system now.
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I'm not doing drugs. I'm not like you.
I don't fetishize my own sadness.
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No, my hands are so slippery.
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Damn it, Todd. Clean up your shit.
You know I had sex with Emily.
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Turns out there's a brand of heroin
called BoJack.
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Please don't make me go back to LA.
You can count on me, Herb.
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[Todd] You are all the things
that are wrong with you.
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[Diane] You haven't changed.
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[BoJack] Yes, you are the last person
to get that. I'm not gonna change.
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[groans]
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[sighs]
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Goddamn...
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[theme music playing]
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[BoJack sighs]
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Sharona?
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[Sharona] Ow! You're hurting me.
Let me go! [grunting]
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Sarah Lynn got into vodka.
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- Oh, my God, is she okay?
- Danny knows she got it from you.
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- It was yours.
- Mine, yours.
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What difference does it make
who brought this particular vodka?
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If I take the fall for this,
this whole show is over.
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And that means everything I did
was for nothing.
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- What you did?
- To Herb, I mean.
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What I did to save the show,
do you understand?
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- All that's pointless if it goes away now.
- So, what am I supposed to do?
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I have friends on Coach
who owe me a favor.
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- It could be a fresh start for you.
- There's no such thing as a fresh start.
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It's an easy job.
Craig T. Nelson's balder by the day.
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What if I say n... no?
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Nobody is asking you, Sharona.
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BoJack Horseman,
would you like to share? I...
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[stammers] I'm sorry.
I don't know who you are.
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This is anonymous.
BoJack Horseman? Who's that?
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[sighs]
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Um, yeah. Um...
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I'm BoJack and, uh...
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God, this feels so dumb.
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And I'm an alcoholic.
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[all] Hi, BoJack!
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Look, I can't go to the Galapagos.
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Guy, you have to.
This is an important job.
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[laughs] It's the National Geographic
Swimsuit Edition.
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They want me shooting behind-the-scenes
video of turtles in bikinis.
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Seems unimportant in light
of what you've been dealing with.
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What I'm dealing with?
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Your psychiatrist said you're depressed.
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Okay, yeah, I've been a little depressed.
But I'm not like depressed.
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I don't have depression.
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You're smoking three packs a day,
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you've been wearing the same
pajama bottoms for weeks...
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This is all part of my writing process.
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My best stuff comes out
when I hate myself.
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[chuckles]
What stuff? No stuff is coming out.
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[scoffs]
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I'd feel better if you just tried
the medication your doctor prescribed.
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Well, I'd feel worse.
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They put me on Prozac in college
and I was so calm and boring,
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I didn't even wanna LiveJournal.
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And then Dawson's Creek got bad because
there was no one to speak truth to power.
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Dawson's Creek did not get bad.
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You just started taking antidepressants,
which you should also do now.
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It sucks. It made me break out.
I gained weight.
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What if you leave and come back
to this person you don't even recognize?
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I don't even recognize you now.
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You're making this a bigger thing
than it is. I'll be fine.
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Don't fall for one of those models.
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I'm a one-woman man.
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If that woman happens
to be a turtle in a two-piece,
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- that's just destiny.
- [chuckles]
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[sighs]
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[knocks on door]
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[sighs] You're the most beautiful person
in the world to me. You know that, right?
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[chuckles]
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[groans]
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These strike negotiations
have lasted so long,
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it's like Reds in this boardroom.
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Remember Reds? Two VHS tapes.
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That's too many tapes, I said,
but no one listens to Lenny.
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How's this look?
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Generous, but you're making up
the projected loss
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by excising office birthday cakes.
That's unacceptable.
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Everybody hates office parties.
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Everyone hates the mysterious
dried fruit cubes in trail mix
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but we still eat them after the other nuts
and seeds are gone
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because in our undervalued,
overworked existence,
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we're desperate
for any morsel of satisfaction,
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whether that be cake,
unidentifiable orange fruit shards
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or the occasional kind word from our boss.
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I like cake.
They can print those pictures on them now.
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What's the issue here?
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Fine. But we're grouping birthdays
so they only happen once a month.
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We accept those terms.
We're left with one final issue.
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Your insistence assistants
be not treated like garbage?
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From this day forth, all assistants
will be treated like recycling.
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Right next to the garbage,
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but with an understanding that one day,
they may be up-cycled to a higher status.
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Like a bunch of seatbelts
that got turned into a purse.
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Or a license plate that gets turned
into a purse. Right, Lenny?
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Sure, sure. I'm green.
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- We're amenable to these terms.
- Oh.
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- Judah. I meant to reach out...
- There's no need to explain,
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I know you're very busy
with work and Ruthie.
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[chuckles] You have no idea.
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I have some idea.
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You talked about it quite often
during the negotiations.
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This strike has been the most time I've
been able to spend with Ruthie since...
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- [coos]
- ...ever.
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I also feel an ambivalence
about the strike ending.
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The negotiations have been
quite invigorating.
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And now you're just gonna ride off
into the sunset?
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No, the sun sets in the west.
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I'm riding east to my Atwater cottage.
[grunts] Goodbye.
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- Judah!
- Yes?
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You're the best assistant I ever had.
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You don't need ever in that sentence.
It's implied.
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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- [indistinct chattering]
- [BoJack groans]
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[exhales]
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- Hey! Oh, uh...
- Excuse me.
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Mm.
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Thank you for meeting me here.
I can't be at my house.
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Just reminds me
of what an asshole I've been.
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Makes sense. Your house reminds me
of what an asshole you've been, too.
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- [camera shutter clicking]
- Uh... what are you doing?
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I'm updating my asexual dating profile
with some fresh pics.
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There's still no one else on the app,
but when they join, I wanna be ready.
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Look at this busted photo.
It's from over a year ago.
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Yeah, you gotta stay current.
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Oh, man, they always ask for your job.
Oh, I actually have a job!
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Hype man for babies.
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You've really taken to this
nanny thing, huh?
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I love it. It's so amazing
to hold a baby and look at it sleep
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and think, "This is a perfect thing."
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- I can't imagine.
- It's weird to think that at one point,
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someone held me in their hands
and thought,
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"I'm going to love this kid forever,"
you know? What happened?
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What happened to what?
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I don't know. Moms are weird, right?
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Um... Yeah, moms are weird.
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So, what are you gonna do now?
Just keep getting lunch with your friends?
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There was a stewardess in the meeting.
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She was talking about how every day,
she wakes up in a different place.
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I thought, "That sounds perfect."
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Every city a clean slate?
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Stewardess?
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I think the preferred term
is flight servant.
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[soft music playing]
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To us! And depression!
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[chuckles] Yes, but before I drink to that
and then depart with you
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on a cross-country tour
of speaking engagements
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as the quote-unquote "Face of Depression,"
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there is something I feel
I must get off my chest.
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As it says on the cover of my last single
"You Can Tell Me Anything,"
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you can tell me anything.
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- I am not depressed.
- [gasps]
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Wait. How can you know that?
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Well, I feel very happy.
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Oh, I know.
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[sighs] Just as I suspected, half-full!
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Hmm. That is a troubling development.
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And right before our tour!
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I would be quite upset by this
if I were at all prone to depression,
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which, as we've just established,
I am not.
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But isn't it possible that
you are depressed and just don't know it?
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Well, I do frequently not know things.
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According to the literature for this tour
that I did not read
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but had my mom peruse
and then paraphrase for me,
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people who seem happy can actually
be the most depressed.
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Oh, no! I seem very happy!
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- I know.
- But wait! You seem happy, too!
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Oh, no, does that mean I'm also depressed?
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- Oh, good thing we're going on this tour.
- We gotta get the word out.
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- A cinnabunny and a coffee, please.
- 3.25.
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Four and five.
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As Gandhi says, "Make the change you wish
to see in the world."
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Goodbye, change. Good luck out there.
I'll miss you.
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- Uh, what?
- It's for the best. Go.
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Just go, please.
Don't make it harder than it has to be.
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Okay.
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[birds chirping]
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[thunder rumbling]
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- What is depression?
- Depression.
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- Who is depression?
- You or someone you love.
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- Where is depression?
- A grassy field, perhaps.
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If any of these words describe you
or your feelings, you may suffer from...
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- Depression.
- ...depression.
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[doorbell rings]
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- BoJack?
- Surprise!
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- Uh, is this a bad time or...?
- No.
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It's just...
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Heat's broken. Let's go for a walk.
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- Why didn't you tell me you were coming?
- I didn't know.
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I was in LA and I didn't want to be, so...
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- I'm glad you're here.
- You doing okay?
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I'm doing great.
I have this wonderful boyfriend.
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I got an advance
on a book of personal essays.
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Me, personal essays.
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I mean, who am I? Sloane Crosley?
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- Who's Sloane Crosley?
- Good point. Who's Sloane Crosley?
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Yeah, who is Sloane Crosley?
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Exactly.
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But the headline is you're doing great?
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So great.
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[slurps]
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- Can I crash at your apartment?
- No!
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- I think I'm depressed.
- Yeah?
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It started when I was having trouble
with my book,
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and then it kind of snowballed
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into my boyfriend saying
I should take antidepressants.
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- Are you going to?
- What's the point?
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Of antidepressants? I believe the point
is to be antidepressed.
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Sure. Or you just flip over the nothing
and underneath there's more nothing.
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Then you flip over that nothing
and there's more nothing underneath that.
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So, you just keep flipping over nothings,
all your life,
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because you keep thinking
under all that nothing,
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there's gotta be something,
but all you find is nothing.
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Sure, but you flip over this pizza box,
uh, and look, a couch!
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We're gonna break up soon anyway.
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There's only so long before he gets tired
of the real me.
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The real you being...?
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Ta-da!
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You know, someone got really mad
at me recently...
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Mad? At you?
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I know, shocking.
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And he said, "BoJack, you ruin everything.
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- That's what you are."
- Oof.
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And it actually took him saying it
out loud
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for me to realize how stupid that is,
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even though I believed it for so long.
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I bought into this idea that I was a thing
that couldn't be changed.
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So, the reason I came to Chicago is...
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I wanted to thank you
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for believing in me when I didn't,
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and for encouraging me
to accept the help I needed.
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Hmm.
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[melancholic music playing]
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00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:29,081
[inhales, groans]
240
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,708
Hmm.
241
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,716
- [wind howling]
- [shudders]
242
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:50,686
Hmm.
243
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,022
- [groans] Mm?
- [yelps]
244
00:12:56,817 --> 00:13:01,113
So, I'm really glad you're here,
but a little notice next time?
245
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,448
Oh, yeah, sorry.
246
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,325
I already made plans with Tawnie.
247
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:05,701
- Hey.
- [screams]
248
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,162
Hi, Tawnie. Why are you in the backseat?
249
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:11,999
Hollyhock and I are in a fight right now.
It's both minute and massive.
250
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,251
How can it be minute and massive?
251
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,921
It's a paradox.
It's Sylvia Plath wearing Saint Laurent.
252
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,422
[groans] Wesleyan.
253
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:23,385
Anyway, we're going to a show.
You're welcome to join us.
254
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,513
Great. A music show? I love music.
255
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:30,309
[discordant sounds playing]
256
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,757
Oh, God, is this what music sounds like
when you're sober?
257
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,855
- Do I hate music?
- No, this sucks.
258
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,316
I'm just here because
I wanted to cheer up Tawnie.
259
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,599
I thought you were in a fight.
260
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,778
Yeah, but I still don't want her
to feel bad.
261
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,989
She's my best friend.
They cancelled all the drama classes.
262
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,074
What? Why?
263
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,994
The acting professor quit.
He got cast in a regional commercial.
264
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,871
And he quit? Wow.
265
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,457
So, yeah, now Tawnie's gotta
change her major,
266
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,084
which I get why that sucks,
267
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,044
but don't take it out on me.
268
00:13:57,127 --> 00:14:00,673
I'll bet a lot of actors would love
to teach at a place like this.
269
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,276
They're not looking for a replacement?
270
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:06,053
Maybe they are. I don't know.
What do I look like, the Wesleyan Argus?
271
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,681
Okay, I don't wanna be fighting anymore,
so can we just drop it?
272
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,976
- You always do this.
- I'm trying to move past it.
273
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,186
You said we were gonna meet
at Pi Café for dinner.
274
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,354
- I forgot.
- Yeah.
275
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:19,108
That hurt my feelings.
Now we're just supposed to move past it?
276
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,901
Ah, I see. A teachable moment.
277
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,028
Hollyhock, people will disappoint you.
278
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,489
You're always mad at me.
There's nothing I can say.
279
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,366
Yes, some wounds will never be healed.
280
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:28,909
You could say sorry.
281
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,412
- Would it even matter?
- No, words are meaningless.
282
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:35,583
Yes. You do this thing where
you don't think you can ever be forgiven,
283
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,126
so you don't apologize,
284
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,920
but I can't forgive you
if you don't say you're sorry.
285
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,172
Okay, I'm... sorry.
286
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,216
Thank you. That's all I wanted.
287
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,968
- I'm sorry.
- I love you.
288
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,261
I love you, too.
289
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,971
Come here. Mm!
290
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:49,889
That's it?
291
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,932
- Come on, let's dance. [chuckles]
- Yeah!
292
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,602
- Uh... [groans]
- [Hollyhock] BoJack!
293
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,395
I'm really glad you came to visit.
294
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,439
- Where are you going next?
- I don't know.
295
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,774
- Where is not winter?
- California?
296
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,735
No, I can't go back there. Not yet.
297
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,028
- Florida?
- [groans]
298
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,530
- Arizona?
- Some parts of Texas?
299
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,614
[groans]
300
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:14,288
I'm telling you, people come
to the airport just to eat these things.
301
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,582
But if their houses were made
of cinnamon and dough,
302
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,083
they wouldn't have to go anywhere!
303
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:21,795
They could eat and live happily
in their Cinnabungalow.
304
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:25,132
Well, I think it's a great idea
and this customer thinks so, too.
305
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,967
- Right, Lonely Horse Guy?
- Sure.
306
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:30,721
He loves it! You better get in on this
before there's a bidding war.
307
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:34,224
[sighs] No, I'm not dating anyone.
Stay on topic, Mom.
308
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,355
And Amelia Earhart flew through the skies
309
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:44,360
until one day, she made it to the sun
and everybody cheered. The end.
310
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,443
[knocking on door]
311
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,905
- [Princess Carolyn] Oh.
- Hey.
312
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:52,493
I'm out of rehab and I realized I never
got you a baby shower gift, so... here.
313
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:56,205
I'm registered at Cubs 'R' Us
and Baby Hole, but thanks.
314
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,849
If I'm gonna live in that house again,
315
00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,292
I wanna get rid of the things
that remind me of my old life.
316
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,420
Look what Uncle BoJack
brought you, Ruthie.
317
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:07,466
It's a 1970s pop art interpretation
of the Narcissus myth.
318
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,134
How appropriate for a baby.
319
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,058
Narcissus?
I thought the painting was about me.
320
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,722
But enough about your baby,
I also have a favor to ask.
321
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,057
Of course you do.
322
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,851
There's this drama professor job
at Wesleyan.
323
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:21,605
They need a reference to tell them
that I know what I'm talking about,
324
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,482
that I'm dependable and passionate.
325
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,360
So, I thought that you could do
what you've been doing for 20 years
326
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:27,569
and lie about me.
327
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,279
I'll be back at the office tomorrow.
328
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,241
But have them call my cell
because my assistant is terrible.
329
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,324
[cooing]
330
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,578
- Oh, shit, it walks already?
- She started a few days ago.
331
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,664
[sniffles] Oh.
332
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,500
It's okay, she sucks at it now,
but she'll get better at it.
333
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:44,253
I'm gonna miss everything.
We have this connection now.
334
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,505
What if that goes away
when I go back to work?
335
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:47,506
So don't go back.
336
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:52,177
What? I'm dying here, BoJack.
I need my job. I love my job.
337
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,429
- Okay.
- It's just...
338
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,223
There's always so much stupid bullshit
to take care of there.
339
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,767
Aren't you the boss?
Why are you doing the stupid bullshit?
340
00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,685
I don't know.
341
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:03,731
Hey, my only responsibility right now
is to not drink and I'm barely getting by.
342
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,817
You are producing a show,
running a company,
343
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,862
catering to your clients,
raising a child, a Todd.
344
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,990
You need your own Princess Carolyn
to take care of you.
345
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,116
[Ruthie babbling]
346
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,037
- [both gasp]
- Oh, no! That thing was priceless.
347
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,040
Ah, we'll tape it back together
and call it a Rauschenberg.
348
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:27,004
I've been back in LA two months.
When am I gonna hear about this job?
349
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:31,258
I have other offers, you know.
UCLA, USC, UTI.
350
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:36,138
[groans] Mr. Horseman, we have to allow
other applicants time to apply.
351
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,806
Raven-Symoné is circling.
352
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,601
Raven! She's circling around,
portending my doom?
353
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,686
Is she gonna swoop in
and peck out my chances?
354
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,606
That is so... like her.
355
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,359
I still can't get comfortable in my house.
356
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:53,363
It's huge and perfect, but it feels
like the worst place on earth.
357
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,450
No offense, Benny, living in
your storage locker sounds pretty rough.
358
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,619
Every day, it just keeps getting better.
359
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,204
God, you're killing me, Benny.
360
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,956
My house reminds me
of the horse I was before.
361
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,583
I don't wanna be him again.
362
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,211
But it's the same house, the same city,
363
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:11,256
just nothing's changed,
so how am I supposed to?
364
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,764
- Hey.
- Sharona, I...
365
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,767
We don't need to do
whatever your sad eyes are asking for.
366
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,185
It was a long time ago.
367
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,186
I'd like to try to...
368
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,271
The last time I saw you
was my rock bottom.
369
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,773
I've been sober ever since.
370
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,191
So it all worked out, okay?
371
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,026
Please, just let me say it.
372
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,862
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
373
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,950
It was nice of you
to bring Panda Express for everyone.
374
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,119
- Right. Everyone.
- [chuckles]
375
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,205
What do you say?
Once more for old time's sake?
376
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,334
- [scissors snipping]
- I can't believe
377
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,838
you have been dying your hair
for 20 years. What color is this? Sharpie?
378
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,423
Okay. I dye my hair.
Nobody makes fun of Dennis Rodman.
379
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,050
They don't? Huh.
380
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,344
- What do you think?
- I look old.
381
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,763
[cell phone ringing]
382
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,723
- Hello?
- [grunts] Raven's out.
383
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,644
She taught a workshop at Spelman
and to quote Raven, "Nevermore."
384
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,564
Spring semester starts next week.
Can you be here?
385
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,317
I'll be on the next plane.
386
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,195
Welcome to Wesleyan, Professor.
387
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,327
- Is it like a Jesus thing?
- No, it's not that. I told you.
388
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,789
I'm just confused, is all.
Because I thought you liked me.
389
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,667
I do, but I was very clear
there are certain things
390
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,002
that I'm not interested in.
391
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,462
[man] So, why did you go out with me
in the first place?
392
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:36,800
- Because I like you! But it's complicated.
- And you're sure it's not a Jesus thing?
393
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,636
Fine, if it helps end this conversation,
yes, it's a Jesus thing.
394
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,388
Hey, I admire your devotion.
395
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,183
What would Jesus do? Not this guy.
[chuckles]
396
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:48,228
- It's not a Jesus thing.
- I figured.
397
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,938
I don't wanna presume anything,
398
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,024
but there's an app
you might be interested in.
399
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,275
An app?
400
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,572
- [snoring]
- [tires screech]
401
00:19:58,655 --> 00:19:59,907
[groans]
402
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,868
[woman on PA]
Welcome to Dulles International Airport.
403
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,328
Looks like it's so icy,
404
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,622
all connecting flights
have been grounded.
405
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:10,584
We are happy to offer all passengers
a complimentary hotel stay
406
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,878
until we can get you on your way.
407
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:16,506
And the luggage doors are iced shut,
so your bags are probably gone forever!
408
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,942
- Ugh!
- Thank you for flying with us
409
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,801
and enjoy DC.
410
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,139
Huh.
411
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,602
- [clears throat] Hmm.
- [camera shutter clicks]
412
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,606
- [BoJack] What?
- Is that ol' BoJack Horseman?
413
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:36,068
Oh, no, it's old BoJack Horseman!
'Cause your hair is grey.
414
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:39,238
- What are you doing in DC?
- Addressing Congress, of course.
415
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,823
Getting the word out and raising awareness
and so forth.
416
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,743
You're looking
at the National Face of Depression!
417
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,204
- You're the National Face of Depression?
- Yep!
418
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,664
- This face?
- Uh-huh.
419
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,333
- You're depressed?
- Hey, I wanna show you something.
420
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,293
Hey, partner, sit tight.
I'll be right back.
421
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,212
You got it, SD.
422
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,588
Sad Dog. [chuckles]
423
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,925
[sniffing]
424
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,009
Jackpot!
425
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,971
You're in a museum! Pretty cool, huh?
426
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,890
- Huh, that is pretty cool.
- Doggy-doggy, what, now?
427
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,184
♪ Knick-knack, patty whack
Give a dog a bone! ♪
428
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,644
[sighs] That makes sense.
429
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,062
[panting]
430
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:15,107
Well, looks like you finally got
your crossover episode.
431
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,067
What? Oh, my God. Okay.
432
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,278
- Is this real? Is this happening?
- Yeah.
433
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,405
Okay, you knock on the door here.
434
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,450
Excuse me, are you Zachary's father?
435
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,786
I think our adopted teens
go to school together!
436
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,998
Yeah, yeah. Our teens. Our adopted teens.
437
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:34,293
Like you said, they're...
[in high-pitched voice] It's a crossover!
438
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,838
They sure have been spending
a lot of time together, huh, our teens?
439
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:39,965
[in normal voice]
I hope they're not having S-E...
440
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,592
Excuse me. [sobbing] It's just...
441
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,928
I'm so overwhelmed.
442
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,557
- This is the best day! [crying]
- Oh.
443
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,600
Oh, God. Oh.
444
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,937
He's the National Face of Depression.
445
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:59,318
[woman] We have rescheduled your flight
to Connecticut for 8:45 a.m. tomorrow.
446
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,902
Please stay on the line for a survey
447
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,655
that directly determines whether
or not I get fired...
448
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,739
[phone beeps]
449
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,033
Hmm.
450
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:08,242
Hmm.
451
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:15,959
Hmm.
452
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,669
["Take Me Down Easy" playing]
453
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:18,962
- [knocks on door]
- Come in.
454
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,255
Pardon my state.
455
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,900
I was mid-trek up the Los Angeles Crest
when I received your text.
456
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,509
- You had a question for me?
- Yes.
457
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,345
Would you be interested in interviewing
458
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,181
for a job here
as VIM's Chief of Operations?
459
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,350
You'd be a partner
with a stake in the company,
460
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,101
and a birthday cake just for you.
461
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,853
I would be interested in that interview.
462
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,188
- Do you want the job?
- Yes.
463
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,481
Great. Interview done.
464
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:40,442
Your first task is
to clear my schedule every third Friday.
465
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:42,235
I'm taking them off
to be with my daughter.
466
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,547
And there's a weird burnt smell
coming from the copy room.
467
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:47,157
I'm familiar with that smell.
I'll investigate right away.
468
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:48,574
Thanks, Judah.
469
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,327
My pleasure.
470
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,500
[sighs]
471
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,129
- [cell phone chimes]
- Oh.
472
00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:03,131
Huh.
473
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,717
[cell phone buzzes, beeps]
474
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:06,801
Hi, Mister!
475
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:09,221
Pickles! Other than being away from you,
476
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:12,808
I gotta say I am having
the time of my life being depressed!
477
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,101
I'm so glad.
478
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:17,687
I sense a sadness in your voice,
my gherkin. But maybe not?
479
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,731
At this point,
I really don't know the difference.
480
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,149
You sensed correctly.
481
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:25,779
I thought it'd be easy to get even,
but I've slept with 32 guys now,
482
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:28,615
if you count the two sets of twins
as two and not four.
483
00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:29,533
I do.
484
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:32,786
And the truth is,
none of them are like my Mister.
485
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:35,747
I just wish I could cheat on you with you.
486
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,290
- Mm.
- [muffled grunting]
487
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:38,959
- Hmm?
- [Joey] Whoa. Uh-oh.
488
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:43,380
[laughs] Hanging in there. [grunts]
489
00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:46,425
Hmm... I think I may have an idea.
490
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,469
♪ 'Cause there was no sunlight ♪
491
00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:52,681
♪ Just ask my mother ♪
492
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:56,977
- ♪ When I treated myself hard ♪
- Huh! [chuckles]
493
00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:00,397
♪ I crumble and fall ♪
494
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:03,775
♪ So take me down easy ♪
495
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:04,859
Huh.
496
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:08,071
♪ Take me down easy ♪
497
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:11,867
♪ Let me land softly ♪
498
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,911
- [bells tolling]
- ♪ Back in your arms ♪
499
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:21,126
My fellow horses, are we doomed to die
in the shadow of our sins?
500
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,209
[all] Nay!
501
00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,754
Does thy Lord turn His back on His colts?
502
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,923
- Nay!
- Nay.
503
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,259
Nay, for to forgive is divine.
504
00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:32,596
Unless thou art a witch,
then God wills ye be burnt at the stake.
505
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:35,056
- [clears throat]
- There, Goody Oats! Seize her!
506
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,185
No, no, no! [screaming]
507
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,102
[door slams]
508
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:42,522
If God forgives thee,
thou must also forgive thyself.
509
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:46,485
"Though thy sins be like scarlet,
they shall be white as snow."
510
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,654
It is only when we show ourselves
forgiveness and mercy
511
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:53,450
that we truly live a life of grace,
that we are reborn.
512
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:57,037
Turn to the horse next to you
and offer a sign of grace and peace
513
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,580
in the name of the Lord.
514
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,624
[man] Peace be with you.
515
00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:03,376
- Peace be with you.
- Uh, peace be with you.
516
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:04,770
- Peace be with you.
- Peace be with you.
517
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:06,713
Peace be with you. Peace be with you.
518
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:08,757
Peace be with you. Peace be with you.
519
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,526
- [man] And also with you.
- Peace be with you.
520
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:14,846
And that concludes our reenactment
of an early Horsey service! Thank you.
521
00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:17,264
[sighs]
522
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,854
Looks like you found some solace
in our show.
523
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:26,525
Stay if you like.
In 30 minutes, we start over.
524
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:35,242
♪ Take me down easy ♪
525
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:39,371
♪ Take me down easy ♪
526
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:42,666
♪ Let me land softly ♪
527
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:47,254
♪ Back in your arms ♪
528
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,340
♪ 'Cause I can sing the sad songs ♪
529
00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:54,177
♪ It's easy to find them ♪
530
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:58,139
♪ The worst kind of heartbreak ♪
531
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:02,435
♪ Won't leave you alone ♪
532
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:05,689
♪ So take me down easy ♪
533
00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:09,317
♪ Take me down easy ♪
534
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:13,154
♪ Let me land softly ♪
535
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:16,950
♪ Back in your arms ♪