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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Let me be the first to tell you:
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I'm bad news.
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You're actually not the
first to tell me that.
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I can't offer you parental guidance
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or advice or love or support
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or prolonged conversation
or interest in you,
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- or remembering your name.
- It's Hollyhock.
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- And I'm not looking for another dad.
- Great.
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But I've always wanted to
know who my mother is.
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Your mother? What do I
look like, Josh Radnor?
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Nothing?
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Nothing for Josh Radnor.
How quickly we forget.
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Just tell me the name of the woman
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you had sex with in December 1999.
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That's all the relationship
we need to have.
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That was quite a time for
our nation, sex-wise...
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♪ Oh, 1999 ♪
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Actually, I don't need a whole
long story. Just get to the point.
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The point is I banged a lot of women.
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One-night stands, two-night stands,
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nooners, spooners, hot-air ballooners.
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So, out of all of these women it
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sounds like you really respected,
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is there any chance one
of them got pregnant
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and then put the baby up for adoption?
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I guess Marcy was kind of a
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poking holes in the condom type.
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Real nutter. Good lay, though.
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Glad to hear my mother was
a "nutter" and "a good lay."
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Can I meet her? Where is she?
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I bet she's still in that same
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apartment in the Valley. What a dump!
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Can you take me there?
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Help me find my mom and
I'll leave you alone forever.
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Deal. But can we go in the morning?
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[YAWNING] It's getting pretty
late, I become a real asshole
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if I don't get a solid seven
hours of bed drinking a night.
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I should get going.
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My hostel's all the way downtown
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- in a pretty bad area.
- Wait.
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- Take this.
- Okay.
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Here I go, hope there
are no murderers out.
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Yes, everyone hopes that all the time.
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- Okay, just do me a favor.
- Ugh! What now?
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If I do get murdered,
will you call my eight dads
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and tell them I love them?
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I gotta call all eight?
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They can't work out
a phone tree? [GROANS]
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If you're gonna be a baby,
stay here for the night.
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- All right!
- Take the couch and be quiet.
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Don't get on your phone and text all
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your friends how sweet my house is.
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Turn off all the lights
when you're going to sleep,
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all of the lights.
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[CLICK]
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- Thank you, BoJack.
- [DOOR SLAMS]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- [MOANS] Oh, I can't...
- Oh, you're... you're in my...
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- Wait, I'm not really...
- What if we try...
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Wait, I'm almost... Oh, no.
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I don't think it's going to happen.
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[SIGHS] I'm sorry, it's just
difficult with all the...
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[AIR HORN BLARES]
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- [KATRINA] Who gave Todd the air horn?
- Right. Right.
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- The campaign.
- Exactly.
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But it's just another two months, right?
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After the election everything
goes back to normal.
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- Well, unless I win.
- Right.
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I gotta tell you, I'm having a blast.
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I always knew I was
probably good at something,
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but I never knew what it was.
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Thanks to Katrina, I've finally realized
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- I'm good at people liking me.
- That's great,
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and you know I'm so happy for you,
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but do you have to be the
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pro-fracking candidate?
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- [SHUDDERS]
- Diane, this is the campaign.
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Nothing anyone says during
a campaign matters.
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It's just promising a bunch of
stuff to get people to vote for you.
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Then when you get an office,
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you can do whatever you want.
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- Democracy in action.
- Mark my words...
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The only fracking that's
going to be happening
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- is in this bedroom.
- All right, guy.
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I'm gonna drill you deep,
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and fill you with a mysterious substance
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that scientists still don't
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quite understand the ramifications of.
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- This isn't sexy for me... aaah!
- Did someone say "busy day"?
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No one said "busy day," Katrina.
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What did we say about knocking?
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It wastes vital seconds
we'll never get back?
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Anyway, everyone who isn't me
needs to shut up right now.
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- No one else was talking.
- I actually have good news for once.
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CNN released a poll today,
and for the first time ever,
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- Mr. Peanutbutter is up.
- Damn!
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Wow! Am I John Davidson,
Cathy Lee Crosby
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and Fran Tarkenton right
now, because that's...
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We don't have time for the
reference you're setting up.
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We're doing a presser in 30. Go
downstairs, get some breakfast.
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Yeah! Breakfast!
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Am I Emilio Estevez, Molly Ringwald,
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Judd Nelson, the principal...
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- Just get breakfast!
- All right!
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- [HORN BLARING]
- Don't you forget about me.
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- Diane, you look sad.
- We were kind of in the middle of...
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No, I'm saying you look sad.
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Maybe you need to put on foundation,
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blush around the cheeks or something.
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[SIGHS]
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- [SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
- [MOANS]
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What the...? Huh?
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- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- Aaah! Aaah!
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- What's going on down here?
- I was trying to make
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you breakfast to thank you
for letting me stay here!
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I put a Pop-Tart in the microwave!
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- Did you take the foil off?
- No! I was doing it popcorn style!
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It's all right, it's not your fault.
Making food is impossible.
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Let's get out of here and
take you to your mom's house.
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Should we do something about the fire?
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Just leave it. It'll tire
itself out eventually.
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[MUNCHING]
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So, who is this lady?
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It's actually a cute story. She
was the president of my fan club.
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You had sex with the
president of your fan club?
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Yeah. "Oh, my God, what a monster!"
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I slept with someone who loved
me more than anybody else
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and dedicated her life to knowing
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things about me and caring about me.
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How could I be so shallow?
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You're right, I'm sorry.
Finish your cute story.
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That was the whole story.
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She was the president of my
fan club, I had sex with her.
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Then I didn't think about her
for 18 years, and here we are.
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[SIGHS]
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- [DOOR OPENS]
- Good news, the results are in!
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- Oh!
- Bad news, the results are bad.
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[GROANING]
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Like an omelet bar at a
mongoose convention,
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you are running dangerously low on eggs.
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How many do I have left?
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Well, let's just say it's more
than Harry Potter movies,
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but fewer than James Bond movies.
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- Doctor, no!
- What do you recommend?
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Hmm. Have you considered
impregnating a younger woman?
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No, I want to do it with this woman.
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You could try throwing
money at the problem.
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You're gonna want pre-natal
vitamins, cervical mucus boosters,
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a "You Can Do It!"
poster, and an iOvulate.
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- "iOvulate"?
- Let's hope so!
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This state-of-the-art
bracelet tracks your cycle
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and also gives you up-to-date
info on your ovulation.
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- Plus, it's voiced by Harvey Fierstein.
- [CHIMING]
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Hello, I'm Harvey Fierstein.
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Let's put a baby in you.
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[BOTH] Ooh!
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[EXHALES]
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BoJack?
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Marcy, hey.
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- I knew it. I knew you'd come back.
- Right. Um...
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Here's a very specific
question: after we had sex,
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did you by any chance get pregnant
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and put a baby up for adoption?
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- Yes.
- Wait, really?
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Oh, my God,
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- you're my mother. Can I hug you?
- Oh.
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- I'm hugging my mother.
- Wow.
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BoJack, I'm sorry, I
really wanted to tell you.
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But when I called the
number that you gave me,
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it was for a sandwich shop in Temecula.
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Wha...? That's so weird.
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You must have dialed it wrong.
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And then I thought, well, you know,
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sooner or later you'd call me.
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Yeah, yeah, I was gonna,
but then, you know,
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9/11 happened...
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- Can you ever forgive me?
- I think so.
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Oh! I'm so sorry.
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Where are my manners? Please come in.
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And that was just such a tough time
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for our country...
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So, once we introduced vicious
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knife-play into our routine,
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it really gave our sex life the edge.
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Love it, crooshed it.
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So the article is just about a happy
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marriage with a healthy sex life?
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We already have Raquel's piece
about 69 days of sixty-nining.
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- Uh-huh!
- So croosh.
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What about our readers who aren't
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having sex with their husbands?
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Isn't this just gonna
make them feel bad?
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Not everyone gets to have
great sex all the time, right?
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Ladies?
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Diane?
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Can I talk to you in your
office for a minute?
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I don't have an office.
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You said offices have corners
and corners are the patriarchy.
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Fine. Can I talk to you in the hot-take,
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cool-down yoga area?
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[DEEP BREATHING]
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You seem tense.
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Have you been eating gluten
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and also not having sex
with your husband?
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Whoa, Stefani, that's not...
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Diane, relax! This is not a conversation
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between an employee and her superior.
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This is a conversation between
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a friend and her superior.
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The campaign has been
testing our marriage.
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Obviously, it's great to see
Mr. Peanutbutter so excited,
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and I am supporting that.
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But if I'm being honest,
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I can't wait for it to be over
so things can go back to normal.
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- Hmm. And what happens if he wins?
- He's not going to win.
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Did you see the new
CNN poll this morning?
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He could win. People do love fracking.
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It's fun to say! "Frack!
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"Frack! Fricky-fricky-frack" [LAUGHS]
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People wouldn't love saying it if
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they understood what it actually was.
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- So tell them.
- I can't go against my husband.
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What the frack? Why not?
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You gotta do you, girl.
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I always say, you gotta do you.
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And if he's doing him,
then who's doing you?
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Because right now, it seems
like no one's doing you.
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[GROANS]
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... and then when I was
eight, Lizzie Dunbar's mom
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rented us all Freaky
Friday for a sleepover,
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and I got really sad because
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I realized I didn't have a
mom to switch bodies with.
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Am I talking a lot?
I feel I'm talking a lot.
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- Yes.
- Oh! I need to show you something.
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Okay, so this may seem cuckoo,
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but I was so head over heels
in love with your father
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that after we made sweet love,
and he didn't call me again,
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I just got so jealous, so I made
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a list of every girl he was with...
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and I found their home addresses...
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- Oh.
- ... and drew Xs over their eyes.
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I'm loving this conversation but
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I have to go the bathroom now,
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for non-me being weirded out by
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this conversation-related reasons.
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I just keep thinking about how
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different things would have been
if you'd have just called me.
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We could have had a family
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together for 18 loving years.
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- That might have...
- [HOLLYHOCK] BoJack!
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[GROANS] Kids. What?
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Can you join me in the
bathroom for a minute?
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What?! No!
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- Do you want me, sweetheart?
- No,
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it's a dad bathroom thing.
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Uh... Hollyhock?
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That woman is not my mother.
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She's lying to us!
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Marcy? No way!
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Look. This is from the premiere
of "Autumn in New York".
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That movie came out in August of 2000.
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I was born in September.
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Does this woman look eight
months pregnant to you?
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Why would they release a romantic
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drama called "Autumn in New York"
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in the middle of summer?
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Richard Gere had just
done "Runaway Bride",
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Winona Ryder was
hot off "Girl, Interrupted"
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- so the studio got cocky.
- How do you know all this?
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I looked it up on the Internet
because I saw this picture
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and got confused why Marcy
would wear a summer dress
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to a movie called "Autumn in New York".
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This is a summer dress?
I guess I don't know dresses.
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BoJack, focus! That's not my mom!
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So the lesson here is I was
right to never call her.
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- Wait, so who...
- [MARCY] Are you okay in there?
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- Don't come in!
- Yes! Father-daughter bathroom time!
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The scrapbook! She has that list of
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all the other women you slept with.
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If we get the book, we can find my mom.
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Give me a few minutes.
I'll distract her,
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then you sneak in and grab the book.
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_
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[BOJACK] Okay.
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And what was the first appearance
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of the Horse's identical cousin?
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[MARCY] Season eight, episode four.
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[BOJACK] Yeah, yeah. That's right.
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What was the horse's boss's name?
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- What are you doing?
- Oh, my God!
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You're not supposed to see this.
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- Look away!
- It's okay, Hollyhock.
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This is what Mommy and Daddy do.
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Ugh! You said give you a few minutes!
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I didn't think it would take this long.
I usually finish faster.
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- You're disgusting!
- [MOANS] That's what I needed.
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Can I please have a grasshopper?
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[SEDUCTIVELY] Yes?
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So the studio finished "Mars Attacks"!
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Without him. And since
no one ever found a body,
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my client Tony Tromboni
has been making movies
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- under the name Tim Burton ever since.
- Oh!
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- [CHIMING]
- I'm Harvey Fierstein.
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Your ovulation window is closing soon.
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Please commence copulation.
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Oh, fish! We gotta go.
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- Can't we finish lunch?
- You heard the bracelet.
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Okay, well, uh, let me get the check.
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- There's no time for that! Ralph!
- We gotta pay for our...
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I have an egg inside me
that is ripe to be fertilized.
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His name is Philbert.
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- Princess Carolyn...
- Uh-uh! Philbert Stilton,
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and he's going to be sweet and smart
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and a phenom on the clarinet,
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and one day you'll be driving
him home from band practice
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and he's going to all of a sudden say
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something so insightful and true
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that you'll be positively floored it
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- came out of the mouth of your son.
- Wow.
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But if you don't take me home
right now and impregnate me,
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- then Philbert will never exist.
- [PLATES CLATTER]
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Okay, let's go.
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- You told me to distract her.
- We don't need to talk about it.
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So now that we got the list,
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we gotta go see all these other women?
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Not all of them, just
the ones you didn't see
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in the nine months after
you had sex with them.
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- That's gonna be most of them.
- Yeah, figures.
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Ooh!
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Tilda Madison?
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You dated the Timedium,
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Tuesdays at 9:00 on CBS?
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I never understood that show.
What's a Timedium?
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She's a medium,
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but she can also travel through
time and she solves crimes.
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That's so stupid.
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She time-travels and she's a medium?
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But the one crime she can't
solve is her husband's murder.
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[GROANS]
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[SITAR PLAYING]
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So my name is Hollyhock and I love
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apples but hate applesauce, too slimy.
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I was the captain of
the JV soccer team...
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BoJack, why did you bring
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this child into my sanctum?
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I can make this real quick.
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Did you give up my secret
baby in the year 2000?
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Oh, BoJack, do you recall the
impetus for our uncoupling?
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Is every one of these
gonna be a whole thing?
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You were a cad and a boor.
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But your fits of sardonic japery amused,
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to a point, until you
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- impregnated me.
- What?
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Suddenly, I was awash in dreams
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of idealized domesticity.
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But when I told you I was with child,
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I received a check in the mail
for $200 with the memo line,
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"BoJack's half of the abortion."
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So you put me up for adoption?
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Child, no. I had the abortion.
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Nice. You don't want any little
BoJacks floating around.
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Last thing this world needs
is more of this garbage.
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00:14:28,745 --> 00:14:31,956
- Uh, excuse me?
- No, you're great, you seem cool,
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but if we could go back
in time and prevent it...
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00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:35,774
- Right?
- [GROANS]
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00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:37,523
Hollyhock, I didn't mean...
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By the way, your show sucks.
Should be called "Tedium."
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- [TIRES SCREECHING]
- [HORN HONKS]
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[CHIMING]
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Your uterus contains the secrets
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of life, the ability to create.
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- Go, go! Oh, God!
- I'm going!
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At this point, your ovum has burst
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out of the swollen follicle,
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traveled down the long gentle
river of the fallopian tube,
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and been welcomed by the warm
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embrace of the silk-lined uterus.
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- No, no, no.
- You must fertilize that
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00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:08,826
precious ovum now or it will
disintegrate into nothingness.
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00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:11,204
Hit the gas! Do it for Philbert!
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[SIREN BLARING]
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- Pull over your vehicle, now!
- [GROANS]
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Oh, fish!
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00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:21,720
So in conclusion,
I don't think California
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is the greatest state in the country.
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But it can be.
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Beautifully put. I'd like
to drill down, as it were,
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00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:31,849
- on the subject of fracking.
- Drill away.
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00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:34,769
Now, mere hours ago
your wife, Diane Nguyen,
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seen here eating a messy sandwich,
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published an essay online titled
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"The Case Against Fracking"
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in which she posits, quote...
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"If these frack-happy politicians
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"even knew how dangerous it was,
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"they wouldn't allow it
in their own backyards."
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00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:49,659
- Diane wrote that?
- Damn.
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00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:52,662
Mr. Peanutbutter, your wife
has issued a challenge.
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00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:55,873
Would you allow fracking
in your own backyard?
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00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:57,380
I would.
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Joining us now via Periscope
is Frankie Flackery,
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00:16:00,503 --> 00:16:03,792
foreman and spokesyak for
Flackery Will Get You Everywhere
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00:16:03,798 --> 00:16:05,419
industrial drilling company.
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00:16:05,425 --> 00:16:08,678
- How are ya?
- Flackery Flack, let's talk frack.
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00:16:08,761 --> 00:16:10,586
Mr. Peanutbutter has invited you
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- to drill on his property.
- Uh...
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00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,719
Will you take him up on this invitation?
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00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:16,573
I could have a team
there this afternoon.
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00:16:16,579 --> 00:16:17,737
Oh...
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Ready when you are, boys!
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00:16:20,486 --> 00:16:23,603
Sir, I apologize. We are
very eager to get home.
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00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:25,784
You were going 36 miles per hour.
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00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:27,261
The speed limit here...
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Is 35.
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00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:30,986
- Yes.
- Now, I'm no mathematician.
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00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:33,578
- I'm just a humble officer of the law.
- Okay.
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00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:36,164
So you tell me, is 36 below
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35 or is it above 35?
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00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,495
Just write us a ticket and let us go.
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00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:43,540
Now, now, talking back to Officer
Meow Meow is a major no-no.
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00:16:43,546 --> 00:16:46,001
- [CHIMING]
- Hello! Harvey Fierstein here.
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Oh! Who said that? Is there
another man in your vehicle?
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00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,736
- Hello?
- Show yourself, fiend!
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00:16:50,742 --> 00:16:52,025
We don't have time for this!
427
00:16:52,031 --> 00:16:54,348
- I'm in heat!
- Ma'am, you need to calm down!
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00:16:54,432 --> 00:16:57,018
Don't tell me to calm
down or call me ma'am!
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00:16:57,101 --> 00:16:59,026
Just write us a goddamn ticket so I
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00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,515
can go home and mount my boyfriend!
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00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:03,483
That's enough! Out of
the car, all three of you!
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00:17:06,073 --> 00:17:08,200
Obviously, I didn't mean you.
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00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:10,156
You're giving me the silent treatment?
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00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:11,943
I guess I have thin skin.
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00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:14,410
Must be the half of me
that's made of garbage.
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00:17:14,494 --> 00:17:16,996
[SIGHS] Well, who else is on this list?
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00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:18,735
Stacy, Fabiana...
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00:17:18,744 --> 00:17:21,119
Tonya Harding? She is not
gonna be happy to see me.
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00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,455
She said sleeping with me is
the worst thing she ever did.
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00:17:23,461 --> 00:17:26,088
I'm sorry it's so unpleasant for you
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00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:27,579
to have to interact with women
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00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,537
- you were shitty to.
- I don't understand
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00:17:29,543 --> 00:17:31,800
why we're even doing this.
You're never gonna switch
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00:17:31,806 --> 00:17:33,340
- bodies with your mom.
- God!
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00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:35,473
That ship has sailed
and is also impossible.
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00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:37,185
- Pull over the car.
- No.
447
00:17:37,191 --> 00:17:39,592
- Pull over now!
- Jesus. Fine.
448
00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:42,442
I'm gonna do the rest of this
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00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:44,232
- on my own.
- No. Hollyhock.
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00:17:44,238 --> 00:17:45,790
I got the list. I don't need
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00:17:45,796 --> 00:17:48,093
you anymore. Have a bad life.
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00:17:48,369 --> 00:17:50,764
Joke's on you, I already have one!
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00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,452
Oh no. No. No, no.
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00:17:57,353 --> 00:17:58,788
Where's Mr. Peanutbutter?
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00:17:58,794 --> 00:18:01,589
He's giving a stump speech
on the subject of stumps.
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00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:03,087
Turns out he's pro.
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00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:04,704
- Great for sitting.
- [GROANS]
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00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:07,213
I'd be careful with that faucet,
the water comes out very hot
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00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,375
because of the fracking.
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00:18:08,381 --> 00:18:11,217
Aaah! How could you let him do this?
461
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,434
You're the one who called
his bluff. Don't do that.
462
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,289
- This just makes my job harder.
- I didn't
463
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,534
- "call his bluff." I just...
- Woman, you have one job:
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be his wife, be supportive.
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00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:24,149
- I am being supportive.
- Was that you being supportive
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00:18:24,155 --> 00:18:25,493
today with that piece you wrote
467
00:18:25,499 --> 00:18:28,728
- for your stupid girl website?
- It's called Girl Croosh.
468
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:32,238
"Stoopid Gurl" is just a
subsection of the main site.
469
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:35,082
And my piece wasn't about
Mr. Peanutbutter, specifically.
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00:18:35,088 --> 00:18:36,786
I'm gonna cut this
conversation short, because
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00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,363
my time is more important than yours.
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00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:40,329
This goes one of two ways.
473
00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:43,416
Either you shut up and be pretty,
or your approximation of that,
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00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:46,669
or don't support him, he resents
you, your marriage implodes.
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00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,296
- Pick your poison.
- Damn!
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00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:51,340
Not that I get to vote, but from
one Mrs. Peanutbutter to another,
477
00:18:51,346 --> 00:18:53,574
it's been really fun for me to watch
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00:18:53,605 --> 00:18:55,463
this new marriage fall apart.
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00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,722
- We're not.
- So thank you, Diane,
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00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:59,850
for that tiny sliver of mint
481
00:18:59,874 --> 00:19:01,595
in the smoothie of dogshit
482
00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:04,562
that is trying to get that
popular idiot elected.
483
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:05,646
Good night.
484
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,649
Damn!
485
00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:10,443
[BLARING]
486
00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:17,116
- [CHIMING]
- I'm Harvey Fierstein,
487
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,160
and I hope you're almost done having sex
488
00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:21,954
because your ovulation
cycle will soon be ending.
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00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:23,122
Huh.
490
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,589
I'm sorry we couldn't get home in time.
491
00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:28,848
- Your lawyer, he's good?
- The best.
492
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,047
Then you know what we have to do?
493
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:32,298
Oh!
494
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:34,800
- For Philbert?
- For Philbert.
495
00:19:34,884 --> 00:19:36,510
[GRUNTING]
496
00:19:36,594 --> 00:19:39,196
- What are you doing back there? Hey!
- [MOANING]
497
00:19:39,202 --> 00:19:42,309
- Sorry you have to be here for this.
- Keep your eyes on the road.
498
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,979
Hey! You two cut that out!
499
00:19:43,985 --> 00:19:46,225
I'll write you up for lewd conduct.
500
00:19:46,249 --> 00:19:48,933
Lewd, crude and partially nude!
501
00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:50,835
Not to mention the rude 'tude of
502
00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,695
you two dudes, while this prude...
503
00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:53,984
- Hey, listen to me!
- Whoa!
504
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:57,031
[VOICE OF FIERSTEIN] And so the
dance of life continues apace.
505
00:19:57,037 --> 00:20:00,165
I'm Harvey Fierstein, bidding
you a sexy good evening.
506
00:20:00,326 --> 00:20:03,037
[OFFICER FUZZYFACE] No!
507
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,449
Can I get my check now?
508
00:20:04,818 --> 00:20:06,290
[SIGHS]
509
00:20:06,296 --> 00:20:08,356
Alone, at last.
510
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:09,917
Thank God.
511
00:20:14,924 --> 00:20:16,258
[SIGHS]
512
00:20:17,113 --> 00:20:19,282
[GROANS] Fine, fine, fine.
513
00:20:20,491 --> 00:20:22,676
Hi, Fabiana. Before you slam the door...
514
00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:25,935
Did a young horse girl come
by here, about yay high?
515
00:20:25,941 --> 00:20:27,871
You're still mad about
your dad's funeral?
516
00:20:27,902 --> 00:20:30,183
That was 18 years ago!
517
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:32,191
Thank you, Tonya. I know
we've had our differences,
518
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,610
but seeing you always leaves
me weak in the knees.
519
00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:36,430
[GROANS]
520
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,163
- [GRUNTS]
- Hollyhock.
521
00:20:44,245 --> 00:20:46,080
- Was that her?
- Ugh! No.
522
00:20:47,248 --> 00:20:48,582
[GROANS]
523
00:20:48,588 --> 00:20:50,594
I talked to 23 women today
524
00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:52,790
and none of them were my mother.
525
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:55,548
- How did you find me?
- I went to everyone on that list.
526
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,452
You talked to all those women?
527
00:20:57,458 --> 00:21:00,026
- Some of them...
- Really haven't aged well, I know.
528
00:21:00,042 --> 00:21:01,840
I was gonna say, really hate you.
529
00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:04,265
Oh, yeah, that too.
But I needed to find you.
530
00:21:04,271 --> 00:21:06,023
To tell you I'm sorry,
531
00:21:06,029 --> 00:21:08,847
for being such an asshole
then and also now.
532
00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:10,628
This whole thing was stupid.
533
00:21:10,676 --> 00:21:12,267
I never should have come out here.
534
00:21:12,273 --> 00:21:14,942
And I don't even care about
having a mom, really.
535
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:18,237
Because I did fine for
17 years without one.
536
00:21:18,397 --> 00:21:20,191
I don't need a mom.
537
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,735
Hollyhock, it's okay to want a mom.
538
00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:24,209
No, it's not! Because that means my dads
539
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:27,157
weren't enough for me, and they are!
540
00:21:27,163 --> 00:21:28,497
[SIGHS]
541
00:21:28,581 --> 00:21:30,994
I know I just met you,
but if you do have
542
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,817
any of the old Horseman gunk bouncing
543
00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:34,372
around in that brain of yours,
544
00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:36,446
I gotta tell you right
now you should give up
545
00:21:36,478 --> 00:21:38,126
on looking for "enough"
546
00:21:38,132 --> 00:21:40,509
because it will never be enough.
547
00:21:40,593 --> 00:21:41,886
[WHIMPERING]
548
00:21:41,892 --> 00:21:43,644
- [SOBBING]
- Eww!
549
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:46,723
- Stop that.
- I know, it's stupid.
550
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:50,104
- There, there.
- You are
551
00:21:50,253 --> 00:21:52,182
so bad at this.
552
00:21:52,188 --> 00:21:54,064
What do your dads say when you cry?
553
00:21:54,148 --> 00:21:56,484
They say it's okay to cry,
554
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,575
and that I shouldn't feel bad
555
00:21:58,581 --> 00:22:00,315
about feeling bad.
556
00:22:00,321 --> 00:22:02,484
Well, that... that's good advice, right?
557
00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:04,283
They're really good dads.
558
00:22:04,315 --> 00:22:06,029
I should probably get back to them.
559
00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:08,078
Oh. You don't have to leave right away.
560
00:22:08,084 --> 00:22:10,044
Why don't you just stay
with me a bit longer?
561
00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,426
At least until we find your mom.
562
00:22:11,432 --> 00:22:13,202
How are we supposed to do that?
563
00:22:13,226 --> 00:22:15,663
Every name on that list was a dead end.
564
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,421
Oh...
565
00:22:17,427 --> 00:22:18,870
Yeah. But
566
00:22:18,876 --> 00:22:21,250
what if I told you there's a name
567
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,879
that isn't on that list?
568
00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:24,428
Someone Marcy never knew about.
569
00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:26,341
What? Where is she now?
570
00:22:26,347 --> 00:22:28,288
I don't know. But you can stay with me
571
00:22:28,343 --> 00:22:29,469
while we try to find her?
572
00:22:29,475 --> 00:22:30,862
Okay. Yeah.
573
00:22:30,886 --> 00:22:32,731
- What's her name?
- Her name
574
00:22:32,737 --> 00:22:35,523
was Brown Car... la.
575
00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:38,061
Carla Mercedes Benz... Brown.
576
00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:40,863
"Carla Mercedes Benzbrown"?
577
00:22:40,973 --> 00:22:42,168
Weird name.
578
00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:44,740
- You've got a weird name.
- I guess you're right.
579
00:22:44,746 --> 00:22:47,362
Maybe that's the first thing we'll
talk about when I meet her.
580
00:22:47,368 --> 00:22:48,911
Mm-hmm?
581
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:53,207
[KEYBOARD CLICKING]
582
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:55,739
Diane, I know. I'm sorry
about the trucks,
583
00:22:55,763 --> 00:22:57,552
but you didn't give me much choice.
584
00:22:58,481 --> 00:23:00,548
I know these last few
days have been crazy.
585
00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:03,342
- But this is the hard part.
- I need you to drop out of the race.
586
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,606
- What?
- Please,
587
00:23:04,612 --> 00:23:06,428
Mr. Peanutbutter. This isn't worth it.
588
00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:08,222
I hear what you're saying
589
00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:11,850
and I will try to be more
conscientious of your needs.
590
00:23:11,856 --> 00:23:14,222
- Drop out of the race.
- Because your needs are important.
591
00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:16,941
I've written another piece
for Girl Croosh. It's called
592
00:23:16,947 --> 00:23:18,768
- "The Case Against Mr. Peanutbutter."
- What?
593
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,776
When I hit this button,
the post goes live.
594
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:21,944
Diane, don't.
595
00:23:21,950 --> 00:23:23,672
I don't want to. And I won't,
596
00:23:23,719 --> 00:23:25,650
if you drop out of the race.
597
00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,825
Jesus, Diane. You can't do that.
598
00:23:27,831 --> 00:23:29,355
Because you're the only one allowed
599
00:23:29,372 --> 00:23:30,780
to make decisions for this family?
600
00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:33,455
No. Because it's gonna come
off as a weird lovers' spat
601
00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:35,457
and it's just going to
embarrass everyone.
602
00:23:35,463 --> 00:23:38,841
- Well, I'm sorry if I embarrass you.
- Oh, come on.
603
00:23:38,847 --> 00:23:41,332
You told me you weren't going
to frack, and now I can't
604
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:43,214
turn on a faucet in my own home
605
00:23:43,238 --> 00:23:45,128
without getting third-degree burns.
606
00:23:45,134 --> 00:23:48,512
Oh, I get it. So like always,
you're mad at someone,
607
00:23:48,518 --> 00:23:50,496
so your solution is to air your
608
00:23:50,504 --> 00:23:52,885
dirty laundry for everyone to see.
609
00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,965
No. This is not about us.
610
00:23:54,981 --> 00:23:57,411
I don't want you to be governor
611
00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,597
because you would be bad at it,
612
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,853
because you don't stand for anything.
613
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:04,397
- [CHIMING]
- No! [GRUNTS]
614
00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:06,864
[GROANS AND GRUNTS]
615
00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:08,301
Hey!
616
00:24:08,371 --> 00:24:11,535
Don't you dare. Robert
Blake gave me that mug.
617
00:24:11,619 --> 00:24:12,751
[GRUNTS]
618
00:24:12,757 --> 00:24:14,801
No! Oh, you...
619
00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:17,640
[PANTING]
620
00:24:17,646 --> 00:24:18,792
[GRUNTS]
621
00:24:23,266 --> 00:24:25,424
- I don't...
- Shut up. Take off your shirt.
622
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,843
[PANTING AND MOANING]
623
00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:32,139
[PANTING]
624
00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:34,516
- [MOANING AND PANTING, MUFFLED]
- [CLATTERING]
625
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,727
- [MR. PEANUTBUTTER HOWLS]
- [GROANS]
626
00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,938
- [PANTING]
- [MOANING]
627
00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:43,734
- Frack me, Mr. Peanutbutter!
- [GRUNTING AND PANTING]
628
00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:45,277
Frack me!
629
00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:48,227
♪ Back in the '90s I was ♪
630
00:24:48,267 --> 00:24:51,704
♪ in a very famous TV show ♪
631
00:24:54,787 --> 00:24:57,039
- ♪ I'm BoJack the Horseman ♪
- ♪ BoJack ♪
632
00:24:57,122 --> 00:25:01,293
♪ BoJack the Horseman
Don't act like you don't know ♪
633
00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:08,300
♪ And I'm trying to hold on to my past ♪
634
00:25:08,384 --> 00:25:12,548
♪ It's been so long I don't
think I'm gonna last ♪
635
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:16,892
♪ I guess I'll just try
And make you understand ♪
636
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:20,938
♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪
637
00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:25,401
♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪
638
00:25:25,484 --> 00:25:26,860
♪ BoJack ♪
639
00:25:33,948 --> 00:25:37,174
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