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[angelic music playing]
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[harp playing]
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[takes deep breath]
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Good morning, morning.
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[humming]
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Good morning, sun.
Good morning, trees.
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Good morning, busy buzzy bees.
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Good morning, Sarah Lynn.
Good to see you, Sarah Lynn.
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The tulips and chrysanthemums
are really coming in.
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Good morning, handsome garden ants.
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I like the way you plant my plants.
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Your flowers make my feelings dance.
I like your handsome planter pants.
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Goddamn it!
Why won't you--? [groans]
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It's okay.
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Sarah Lynn, you are calm,
you are thin.
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Your skin is so soft, it's like you
murdered a baby and stole its skin.
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Your skin is "murdered-baby" soft.
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Okay.
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Blueberry, goji berry, flax,
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chia, shark fin, and... white rhino horn.
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Sober, so good.
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-[phone vibrating]
-Oh.
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-BoJack?
-Hey, Sarah Lynn.
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-You wanna party?
-Oh, thank God. Yes!
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[grunting]
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Okay, hand me the açai.
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-Is that how you pronounce it?
-Who knows?
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They should really just call them
"overpriced blueberries for douchebags."
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-Ow.
-How's life?
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-Well, the truth is that...
-Didn't catch that, but everything's cool?
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No. In fact, I've never felt so alone--
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Sorry, missed it!
You should learn to talk louder, dude!
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Oh, hey, bummer about you
getting the nomination,
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but then, it turning out
that you didn't get the nomination.
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It was big news yesterday.
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Yeah, I got royally screwed,
know who was there for me?
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No one, because everyone's an asshole
and the whole world sucks balls.
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-Anyway, thanks for having me over.
-I'm with you, man.
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Everything sucks! Especially sobriety.
Why would I make my body a temple?
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I've been to Temple.
Temple is super boring.
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What do you say
we go on an epic bender?
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Yes! Let's get higher
than a stilt walker's dick!
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That's what I'm talking about.
Let's get some booze and drugs.
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We can clear out my bank account.
I got nothing left I care about.
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What do you mean "get"?
This whole house is booze and drugs.
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-Here.
-Yogurt-covered raisins?
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-Nope. Vicodin-covered Vicodin.
-Oh!
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-LSD.
-Wow.
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-Yah! Crystal meth.
-Ha-ha!
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Ee-yah!
[snorting]
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Cocaine-- No! That's drywall.
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Ugh! Where the hell
did I hide the cocaine?
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Oh, yeah, I also told
the liquor store to deliver.
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[grunting]
To nine months of sobriety.
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To life and being done with it!
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[both laughing]
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Okay, okay. What about this one?
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Remember when Erika Eleniak
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guest starred as Goober's cousin
from out of town,
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and Brad had a boner
for the whole episode?
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-What? No.
-You can totally see it in every scene.
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Cold open, boner! Act one, boner!
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Commercial break-- "Hello, we're from
the Wheaties corporation!" Back to boners!
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Okay, we'll put it on the list.
We gotta watch that one.
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What about the one where the writers
made Joelle dress up like a pumpkin,
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and the whole episode was fat jokes,
so then Joelle got an eating disorder?
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Everything was so much simpler back then.
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She had to go to a clinic.
She missed, like, five episodes.
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We didn't know how good we had it.
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We got to come to work
and have fun every day,
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and we weren't worried
about our legacy or awards.
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...because buildings are supposed
to be rectangles, goddamn it!
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Wait, what were we talking about?
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We were talking about Horsin' Around.
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Then, you had to go pee.
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Then, you came back
covered in toilet paper
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and pretended to be a mummy.
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Then, you took it all off
because you decided Egypt was stupid,
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especially pyramids,
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because you think triangle buildings are,
and I quote, "gauche as shit."
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That does sound like me,
but I don't remember any of that.
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I must have blacked out.
Maybe I should lay off the alcohol for--
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...and I said, "You're sitting
on the pizza, Mr. President."
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-Whoa! I think I just had another one.
-Another what? Pizza?
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No, blackout. The thing
we were just talking about.
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-Try to keep up here.
-Oh...
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Boom! Boner! Pay up!
What did I tell you?
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That's not a boner. It's a shadow.
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Well, I think we all learned
a valuable lesson today
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about the Armenian genocide.
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The Armenian genocide
was too much, man!
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[audience laughing]
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All right! Next episode.
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Why can't life be like it was
on Horsin' Around?
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All our issues conveniently settled
in 22 hilarious minutes.
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You know, it's amazing
that it's legal for kids to be actors.
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How is that not child labor?
I didn't know what I was signing up for.
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-I was three.
-This is getting me depressed.
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-Let's do something fun.
-Oh! Okay, you know what really kicks ass?
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The planetarium!
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You get crazy high in the parking lot,
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then you go in and get your mind blown
by all the trippy galaxies and shit.
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That sounds stupid.
I'm gonna be in charge of the fun.
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[snorting]
No, no, no! That was drywall.
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Jesus, we have to start
marking our drugs more clearly.
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-Let's just take a box of whiskey and go.
-Whoo!
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-[male voice] It was just so hard.
-Wha--? What the--?
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I was stuck in a terrifying cycle
of drinking, lifting my head up,
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drinking, lifting my head up,
drinking, lifting my head up.
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Coffee, stale donuts, attention hogs
telling boring stories about themselves?
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-Jesus! Are we at a 12-step meeting?
-Now, you're a detective?
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Last night, you couldn't even solve
the mystery of where the toilet is.
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So, all our partying was
an elaborate trick
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just to get me to go sober?
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No, Detective Pukes
in the Washing Machine.
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You're here because I couldn't
leave you alone in my house,
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and I had to come today.
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Gotta get my nine-month chip.
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Chip? We've been wasted for...
31 hours?
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That's no reason for me
to not get my chip.
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That's literally exactly the reason
you shouldn't get your chip.
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Nowhere in the 12 steps
does it say to not drink.
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That's not actually one of the steps.
Loophole.
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Take a swig.
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If you have to listen to losers talk
about their shitty sober lives,
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it's a lot more fun to be buzzed.
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And I realized people don't change
because they want to change.
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They change because they have to change.
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Oh, God. Boo!
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Oh, booing is generally
frowned upon here.
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How else am I supposed to express
how boring these stories are?
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[speaking slowly]
My name is Simon and I'm an alcoholic.
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[all]
Hi, Simon.
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My rock bottom was
when I actually woke up under a rock.
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Can't get lower than that.
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Come on!
You people call yourself drunks?
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Most of this is stuff I do
on a daily basis completely sober.
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Trust me, pal,
we've done some awful things.
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One time, I didn't want
my friend to move out,
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so I used character actress Ann Dowd
to help me sabotage his hip-hopera.
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Oh, please, that's baby stuff.
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You so-called drunks want
something to feel shitty about?
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-BoJack, maybe we should go.
-I got somethin' for ya. Whoa.
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My name is BoJack.
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[all]
Hi, BoJack.
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Oh, like you didn't know?
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Anyway, I once went all the way down
to New Mexico to see a woman that I knew,
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and she had a young daughter, Penny.
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Penny Carson. That's her real name.
You can look her up. I don't care.
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And first, I tried to sleep
with the mom, but she said no.
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-Then, I tried to sleep with the daughter.
-[all groaning]
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Then, the mom walked in on me
trying to sleep with the daughter,
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and I was like,
"Oopsie-doopsie! Exit stage right!"
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Oh, God.
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The worst part is, I don't even know
what happened after I left.
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Did I ruin the family?
Did I scar that little girl for life?
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I don't know. I'll never know.
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And that's just, like,
one of a billion things
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that I have going through my head
all the time.
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So, anyone got a better story than that?
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Wow.
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Didn't think so, bitches.
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Where's my trophy, or chip,
or whatever?
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-[screams]
-[car horn honking]
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-Whoa!
-[screams]
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[tires squealing]
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That was impressive, BoJack.
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I've never seen them cancel an AA meeting
because everyone got bummed out before.
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Uh, what are you talking about?
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You told everyone about that Penny chick.
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Then, you went on and on
about how you're never going to change.
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Then, you chased the slug around,
threatening to pour salt on his head.
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-I talked about Penny?
-Hey! We've all done shitty stuff before.
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-[tires squealing]
-[loud crash]
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Most of us aren't as proud of it
as you seem to be.
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I'm not proud. I feel really terrible that
I might have really messed that girl up.
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Oh, she's fine.
I looked her up on Facebook.
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She's going to Oberlin,
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likes Thai food and the smell of a fire
on the first really cold day of winter.
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That doesn't mean anything.
Everyone likes the smell of fire
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on the first cold day of winter.
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You know, I used to feel just like you
before I got into this "12 steps" thing.
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They taught me how to make amends.
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You just say you're sorry
for the things you did
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and you get a clean slate.
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-So, what? Just dirty up the slate again.
-Then, you just make amends again.
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It's a never-ending cycle,
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where you always end up
feeling good about yourself.
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-[man] No!
-You know what?
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This may be the nitrous
and bath salts talking,
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but I want to do some more
nitrous and bath salts.
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-[tires squealing]
-[crash]
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And then, let's make
some goddamn amends.
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Maybe you should start with the family
whose playhouse you just smashed.
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-[crying] Oh, no!
-Oh. Hey, kid!
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I'm sorry your lame dad built
such a cheap-ass playhouse!
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Yeah, you gotta use parallel joints
to support that foundation, dumbshit!
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-Also, suck a dick!
-You know what? I do feel better.
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-[laughing]
-[crying]
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[doorbell ringing]
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-I don't think they're home.
-So, we wait.
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I need to make amends to Diane,
and we're not leaving until I do.
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[sighs] But it's boring out here,
and I'm hungry and I'm bored!
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I bet they have food inside.
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Let's see if I still have
that spare key. Here it is.
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-[grunts]
-Yes!
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Okay, after we get food,
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remind me that this is another thing
I need to make amends for.
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[sighs, burps]
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Where are those two?
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They did not keep their fridge
stocked enough
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for two stoned people
waiting around for hours.
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It's only been, like, ten minutes.
You have a real thing with food.
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That's what happens when you mix
the appetite of a horse
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with the appetite of someone
with a hole inside him
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that needs to be constantly filled
with attention, food, and sex.
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-Pass the Bugles.
-There's no more Bugles.
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There's no more of anything.
Let's just go.
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-I can't leave until I make amends.
-[gasps] I got a idea!
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My name is BoJack's friend What's-Her-Face
and I wear glasses.
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Do you have something
to say to me, BoJack?
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-Am I BoJack or Mr. Peanutbutter?
-You can be anyone you want.
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This is your dream... dream... dream...
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Stop doing that. We're both awake.
Let's just get to this.
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Diane, I'm sorry
I said mean things to you.
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That's cool. I forgive you.
Wait, would my character say that?
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What's Diane's deal again?
She's, like, an Asian Daria?
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-She's a little more complex.
-But she's basically Asian Daria, right?
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With the glasses and the jacket
and her whole "blah" thing.
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00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,582
Okay, shut up.
Now, I'll be Mr. Peanutbutter
231
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,916
and you make amends to me.
232
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,334
Who's Mr. Peanutbutter?
233
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,171
And, now, you be Mr. Carolyn
and I'll be Princess Diana.
234
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,339
-Oh, yeah. Good idea.
-[both grunting]
235
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,259
Um... should we do something about this?
236
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:20,471
Hey, why don't you two
sleep this off in our guest room?
237
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,348
Oh, my God, that mirror is talking to us!
238
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,601
You can't stop us, us from the future!
239
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,769
-We're making amends, assholes!
-[screaming]
240
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:27,812
[both groan]
241
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,689
Ow! Come on!
242
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,276
-That felt so good!
-See?
243
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,695
When you make amends,
don't you just feel lighter?
244
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,697
Well, I also ate
a shit ton of Bugles, so no.
245
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,617
But I do feel like we got to the bottom
of who really killed Princess Di.
246
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,786
-It was all of us.
-Next stop, Todd!
247
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:47,957
Todd, I'm sorry. I want to take
full responsibility for what happened,
248
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,960
even though it is not my fault
and I did nothing wrong.
249
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,546
Emily is an adult woman
who can make her own choices.
250
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,882
And besides,
are you even really into girls?
251
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,092
-I mean, what is your deal?
-Uh...
252
00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,802
-Hey, what are you doing with our son?
-Uh...
253
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,095
Wait, you're BoJack Horseman.
254
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,641
I am, and this is
my best buddy Todd. [grunts]
255
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,685
That movie star has really
taken a shine to our boy.
256
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:08,937
You think this is our big break?
257
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:12,065
You don't think he's inappropriately
interested, do you?
258
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,109
What? No. But if he is,
that could also be a big break.
259
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,194
I'm just saying.
260
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,695
-[groans]
-[stammering]
261
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,364
-Hey, wait!
-Hold on. Where are you going?
262
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,783
-Come back.
-You want to take Todd for a sleepover?
263
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,117
-Sleepover?
-No offense, Todd,
264
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,619
but your parents are creeping me out.
265
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,412
To the next amends!
266
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,581
[screaming]
267
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,333
[grunting]
268
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,252
-What do you want, BoJack?
-I don't know.
269
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,088
I'm very drunk and a little nauseous,
270
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,924
but if I'm here in your house,
it must be to make amends.
271
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,426
-Amends... for what?
-I don't know.
272
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,804
Whatever it is that you think I did
to make you disappear.
273
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,389
-BoJack--
-How could you leave me like that
274
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,473
when I needed you most?
275
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,935
I'm sorry, BoJack. I thought
you were a winner. I was wrong.
276
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,521
This is hard for me, too.
I staked my reputation--
277
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,981
No, this is not about the Oscar campaign.
278
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,024
How could you think
that this is about the Oscar campaign?
279
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,651
We had something more, didn't we?
280
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,320
-You've been drinking.
-Well, not just drinking.
281
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,031
[snorting]
Yes, Ana, I'm a mess.
282
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,284
Whoa! I am a broken,
screwed-up misfit toy,
283
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,787
and you act all in control,
284
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,832
but I know that, deep down,
you're broken, too.
285
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:15,169
And I don't know why you won't just
give us a chance to be broken together.
286
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,879
What about that doesn't appeal to you?
287
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:18,923
[sighs]
288
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:23,720
BoJack, when I was in college,
I had a job as a lifeguard...
289
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,390
Wait, did we just go to Ana's house?
Did I get closure?
290
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,768
If by "closure" you mean
I lit her ottoman on fire, then yes.
291
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,020
We gotta go back.
292
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,063
-What the hell?
-I know I was just here,
293
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,190
but I feel like you told me
some important story
294
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,817
that explained everything about us.
295
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,403
Unfortunately, I totally spaced it.
296
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,238
Gotta be honest.
I've had a couple beers.
297
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:46,534
Ugh! All right, I'll tell you again,
if it'll make you leave.
298
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,327
When I was a lifeguard, I...
299
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,414
-Oh, crud.
-You want to go back to Ana's, don't you?
300
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,875
I feel like I'll definitely
get it this time.
301
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,668
Lifeguard...
302
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,671
-One more time?
-No. This time I wrote it down.
303
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:03,134
"I'm a lifeguard. This woman's house
smells weird, or is that me?
304
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,469
Pay attention, Sarah Lynn.
305
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,596
Don't do that thing
where you write down your thoughts
306
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,639
instead of what the person
is actually saying.
307
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,392
I wonder if it's time to get
my boobs done again."
308
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,019
-Mm-hmm.
-[inhales] That's very helpful.
309
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,270
Thank you. Who's next?
310
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,272
I'm sorry!
311
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,900
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
312
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,487
I'm sorry!
313
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,238
[sighs]
314
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:28,993
[door sliding closed]
315
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,622
Okay, so I know
I keep bothering you tonight.
316
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,416
Tonight? I haven't seen you
in two weeks.
317
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,334
Oh, really?
318
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,462
I just need to know what you were
trying to tell me about being a lifeguard,
319
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,714
and then, I'll leave
and you'll never see me again.
320
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,257
Mmm...
321
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:47,345
After I almost drowned, I decided
I would never again be weaker than water.
322
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,430
So, I became a lifeguard.
323
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,225
On my first day of training,
my instructor told me
324
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:56,187
that there are going to be times
when you'll see someone in trouble.
325
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,482
You're going to want to rush in there
and do whatever you can to save them,
326
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,151
but you have to stop yourself,
327
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,446
because there are some people
you can't save.
328
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,032
'Cause those people
will thrash and struggle
329
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:11,494
and try to take you down with them.
330
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,373
What does that have to do with me?
331
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,709
What the--?
Where the hell are we now?
332
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,002
-Ohi--
-Ojai?
333
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,672
-We drove all the way to Ojai?
-Let me finish.
334
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,758
Ohi, and here's the kicker... O.
335
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,594
-Ohio.
-We drove all the way to Ohio?!
336
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:32,140
I wanted to go to the planetarium,
but you demanded we come here.
337
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:36,060
You said you had to make
one more amend, to that Penny girl.
338
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,937
What? No! That is a terrible idea.
339
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,856
-Let's turn this car around right now.
-[tires squealing]
340
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,399
Uh...
341
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,776
-I feel we didn't turn the car around.
-No, we did,
342
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,653
but then, you turned it back around
343
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,197
because you really wanted
to find that deer girl,
344
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,199
so we decided to do a stakeout.
345
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,869
There was a whole makeover sequence,
where we went to the mall
346
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,620
and tried on different trench coats
for each other.
347
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,581
Do you not remember any of that?
348
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,333
This is insane.
I already scarred her for life.
349
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,336
If I see her again, I'll just end up
getting my horribleness all over her.
350
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,464
You think it's too late for me
to go to college?
351
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,007
I always wanted to be an architect.
352
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,383
But one of those architects,
353
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,552
where, at night,
she's a high-end call girl,
354
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,221
and, by day,
she's an international superspy.
355
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,475
-So, when is she an architect?
-I don't know. Frontier times?
356
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,934
No, I didn't mean what era.
357
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,562
If she's a call girl at night
and a spy during the day--
358
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,231
-Hey, look, Penny.
-Oh, God, what's she doing?
359
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,650
-Does she look emotionally damaged?
-She's just going to the computer.
360
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,528
She's probably in a sex chat room
with some middle-aged horse
361
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:30,323
because that's the only way
she can still feel love.
362
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:33,826
-Yeah, probably.
-Or she's so upset about what you did
363
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,746
that she's using the Internet
to find ways to commit suicide.
364
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,830
That makes even more sense.
365
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,750
All right, we've established
that you ruined her.
366
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,252
-Can we go back to L.A. now?
-Yes.
367
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,964
So... obviously, I wanted to keep
following Penny because I'm an idiot.
368
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,508
Let's just nip this in the bud.
369
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,135
I'm gonna write "Do not follow Penny"
on my hands
370
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,763
in the unlikely scenario
of my blacking out again.
371
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,390
I'll just write "Follow Penny"
on this hand,
372
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,975
and then, on this hand, I'll write...
373
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,353
-Goddamn it!
-What?
374
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,271
We're just doing what the hand said.
375
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,357
[groans]
376
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,068
-Uh, what?
-The hand demanded donuts.
377
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,445
-[gasps] There she is.
-She's drinking beer.
378
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,614
Oh, God, this is just like
the episode of Horsin' Around
379
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,157
when Olivia went to the frat party,
380
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:16,118
but Penny doesn't have a kind angel
played by Jose Canseco
381
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,745
to help her get out of this jam!
382
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,706
Ugh. Okay, now, I'm bored again.
Quit hoggin' the 'nocs.
383
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,793
She's just drinking Red Bull.
Wait. Now, she's leaving.
384
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,379
-[both gasp]
-Hey, look, it's the Obertones!
385
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,005
Love your sound, dudes!
386
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,131
-♪ Thank you ♪
-♪ Thank you ♪
387
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,342
-♪ Thank you ♪
-♪ Thank you! ♪
388
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,886
She seems... fine.
389
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:37,557
Too fine, like she's hiding a dark secret
that's eating away at her soul.
390
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,268
Or, possibly... she's fine.
391
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,978
Maybe I didn't ruin her life.
392
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,855
Hey, you were a father figure,
who was sexually inappropriate to me,
393
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,148
and I turned out perfect.
394
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,442
-Now, can we please go home?
-Okay, good plan.
395
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:52,655
I'll just go pee out the last 20 beers.
Whoa. Look at me, walking good.
396
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,240
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
397
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,075
[all screaming melodically]
398
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,493
No, no, no! Shush, shush.
399
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,579
-BoJack?
-Oh!
400
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,081
-What are you doing here?
-Hey, Penny!
401
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,334
-Did you come here to find me?
-No, I--
402
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,588
You can't be here.
I-I don't want to see you here.
403
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:12,466
I don't want to see you at all.
I was 17. I didn't know any better.
404
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,884
-I tried--
-You need to leave.
405
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,262
It's BoJack Horseman and Sarah Lynn!
406
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,723
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-BoJack, we need to get out of here now.
407
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:22,184
Can I get a selfie and another selfie
if the first selfie doesn't look good?
408
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,937
-[overlapping chatter]
-BoJack, over here!
409
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,230
Penny, no.
410
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:27,898
Penny?
411
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,613
You know, on the plus side,
she really seemed okay.
412
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:34,530
Mm-hmm.
413
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,741
-Until she saw you and freaked out.
-[groans]
414
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,994
But she probably would have been
totally fine if you'd never shown up.
415
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,289
-Oh, God.
-I think the wound was completely healed
416
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,417
before you reopened it by showing up
unannounced at her college
417
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,294
and all the pain came
rushing back to her.
418
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,295
Oh, good Lord!
419
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,714
In a way, it's like
you destroyed her life twice.
420
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,592
-Will you please stop talking about it?
-Okay, fine.
421
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,594
Whoop.
[shivers]
422
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,763
Man, Ohio sucks!
423
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,891
Next time, could you almost molest
someone who lives in Hawaii?
424
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,435
You could be bummed out
at a luau right now.
425
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:05,770
Let's just go home.
426
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,772
-You got a bottle opener?
-Glove compartment.
427
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:12,276
Well, I'll be a dick sucked by a dumbshit!
What do we have here?
428
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,029
Oh, that? Turns out there's
a brand of heroin called BoJack.
429
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,573
Dude, that's a big freaking deal.
430
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,660
Getting a drug named after you
is cooler than getting an Oscar.
431
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,245
I mean, there's Billy Crystal Meth,
Angel Dustin Hoffman,
432
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,997
Lucille Eightball and now you.
433
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,917
It's a rarefied breed, man.
Congratulations!
434
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,169
-Thank you?
-Oh, we have to do BoJack!
435
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,129
-It's too perfect.
-I don't know.
436
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,632
There's that old saying.
"Liquor before beer, never fear.
437
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:35,841
Don't do heroin."
438
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,511
"I'm BoJack.
Please, put me inside you."
439
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,055
I'm not gonna shoot heroin
with you, Sarah Lynn.
440
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,808
We can snort heroin
like sophisticated adults.
441
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,226
Way ahead of you.
442
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,145
[both snorting, sighing]
443
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,440
[moaning]
444
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:56,487
Okay, thank you.
Happy Thanksgiving 2007.
445
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,364
Why did you just say what year it is?
446
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,409
I guess I just get nervous
talking to network executives.
447
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:04,495
This last episode got
the worst ratings yet.
448
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:08,040
I was afraid your character trying heroin
would be a bridge too far.
449
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,626
-Oh.
-And the disjointed blackout structure,
450
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,921
with the one flashback in the middle,
really confused our audience.
451
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:14,839
Yeah.
452
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,550
They hated all
the fourth-wall-breaking meta jokes.
453
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:21,470
Of course. Audiences hate meta jokes.
When will comedy writers learn?
454
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,140
BoJack, I know there is an audience
out there for our show.
455
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,518
We just need to find a way
to get more people to check us out.
456
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,311
I know what you're thinking--
Full frontal.
457
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,647
I was thinking guest star.
458
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,567
We need a celebrity who
is incredibly popular right now, like--
459
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,611
-Oh, what about Sarah Lynn?
-Ooh, that's genius!
460
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,573
Sarah Lynn? I don't know.
I haven't spoken to her in years.
461
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,742
Besides, she's not gonna
want to do this.
462
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,785
She's the world's biggest pop star.
463
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,121
She's the only hope we have
to keep this show alive.
464
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,290
Would you ask her?
I'm sure she'd do it for you.
465
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,542
You're like a father to her.
466
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,377
[screams, groans]
467
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:54,962
[moaning]
468
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,341
-So, what is it?
-What is what?
469
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,303
You were mumbling about
how you had to ask me something.
470
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:06,348
Oh! Um, never mind. Hey, how long
have we known each other?
471
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,977
-Feels like our entire lives.
-Well, my entire life, pretty much.
472
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,730
We were on a TV show.
Isn't that insane?
473
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,273
Yeah, it's pretty wild.
474
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:17,359
You know, sometimes it feels like you're
the only one who really understands me,
475
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,028
because how could anyone else?
476
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,239
Nobody knows what we went through,
nobody who wasn't on that show.
477
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,909
But we knew each other
before we were anybody,
478
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:28,329
and that's how we can be friends,
because we're not like those other people.
479
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:31,165
The people who glom onto you
because of who they think you are,
480
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,709
and they think they can sleep
on your couch and eat your food.
481
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,294
They think you're gonna
save their agency.
482
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,338
I never asked for that kind of pressure,
483
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,591
but you and me, we don't want
anything from each other.
484
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,886
You know, I... I could never
figure out what love meant,
485
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,639
but, right now, I don't need
to figure out anything.
486
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:50,476
I just feel it.
I love you, Sarah Lynn.
487
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,853
-[siren blaring in distance]
-Sarah Lynn?
488
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,814
-Sarah Lynn?
-What?
489
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:58,067
-Oh, my God! Thank God you're okay!
-I'm not okay. I'm bored.
490
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,985
This hotel room is boring!
491
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,237
[sighs]
What's on TV?
492
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:05,407
-[gasps] The Oscars are on.
-Really?
493
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,953
-How long have we been on this bender?
-I love the Oscars.
494
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,163
The red carpet, the fashion,
495
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:14,750
all the magic of Hollywoo
wrapped up in one exciting night.
496
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,670
And the winner
for Best Original Song is...
497
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,297
"The Silly Banana Song (Love Theme)"
498
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,716
from The Nazi Who Played Yahtzee
by Sarah Lynn.
499
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,593
Get your ass up here, girl.
500
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:29,515
[screams] I won! Oh, my God!
I forgot I was even nominated.
501
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:32,518
I accept this on her behalf.
502
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,187
And if you're watching this,
Sarah Lynn,
503
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:38,357
wherever you are,
please come home.
504
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,569
[exhales sharply]
505
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,446
Oh, man, I should have been there.
506
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,701
When I was a kid,
if you'd told me I'd win an Oscar,
507
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,536
I'd never have believed it.
508
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,913
And, now, I've done it and...
509
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:58,085
BoJack... I don't...
510
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,504
like anything about me.
511
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,339
-Hey.
-None of this is me.
512
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:04,008
These boobs aren't me.
513
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,802
-This house isn't me.
-We're not at your house right now.
514
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,554
The only reason I wear this shirt
515
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,932
is because some company
paid me $8,000 to wear it.
516
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,018
And I don't even need the money.
517
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:17,313
[scoffs] I just liked that someone
still wanted me to wear their shirt.
518
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,898
Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
Everything's gonna be okay.
519
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,818
What am I supposed to do?
I don't know what to do.
520
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,738
Am I doomed? Are you doomed?
Are we all doomed?
521
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,324
No, no! Calm down. Nobody is doomed.
522
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,785
And I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go to the planetarium.
523
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,454
Really?
524
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,917
[man] Our solar system formed
about four and a half billion years ago...
525
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,503
-Isn't this place amazing?
-Totally.
526
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,089
I always forget that there are
more than just the six stars
527
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:45,716
you can see in the Los Angeles sky.
528
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,260
Yeah, that's cool, too,
but I meant this building.
529
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,305
It's a giant dome.
Domes are so cool.
530
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:54,475
I prefer rectangular buildings,
as I firmly established.
531
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:58,228
[yawns]
I wanna be an architect.
532
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:02,107
[man] ...be it horse, cat, human,
or even lizard,
533
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,693
our lives are but the briefest flashes
534
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:08,364
in a universe
that is billions of years old.
535
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,658
See, Sarah Lynn, we're not doomed.
536
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:14,411
In the great grand scheme of things,
we're just tiny specks
537
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,413
that will one day be forgotten.
538
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:20,042
So, it doesn't matter what we did
in the past, or how we'll be remembered.
539
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:23,671
The only thing that matters
is right now, this moment,
540
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:27,299
this one spectacular moment
we are sharing together.
541
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,717
Right, Sarah Lynn?
542
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:31,804
Sarah Lynn?
543
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,015
Sarah Lynn?
544
00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:43,565
♪ Back in the '90s
I was in a very famous TV show ♪
545
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:48,404
-♪ I'm BoJack the Horseman ♪
-♪ BoJack ♪
546
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:52,658
♪ BoJack the Horseman
Don't act like you don't know ♪
547
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:59,498
♪ And I'm trying to hold on to my past ♪
548
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:04,294
♪ It's been so long
I don't think I'm gonna last ♪
549
00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:08,048
♪ I guess I'll just try
And make you understand ♪
550
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:12,469
♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪
551
00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:16,682
♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪
552
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,016
♪ BoJack ♪♪
553
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:25,274
Boxer vs. Raptor,
♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪