1 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:10,829 [crowd cheering] 2 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:14,248 Thank you, Billy Crystal, for that impression of a black person. 3 00:00:14,257 --> 00:00:17,627 - I'm Scott Wolf. - And I'm Matthew Fox. 4 00:00:17,636 --> 00:00:19,637 We may be a group of five on TV, 5 00:00:19,638 --> 00:00:22,389 but any of these next nominees would be welcome 6 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:24,634 to join our party any day. 7 00:00:24,643 --> 00:00:26,226 - [microphone feedback] - [man coughs] 8 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:31,182 The nominees for Male Animal in a Comedy, Drama or Variety Show are: 9 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:34,101 BoJack Horseman, Horsin' Around. 10 00:00:34,110 --> 00:00:37,355 Now that's what I call horsin' around. 11 00:00:37,363 --> 00:00:38,489 [audience laughs and applauds] 12 00:00:38,490 --> 00:00:39,781 Uh... Yeah. 13 00:00:39,782 --> 00:00:43,277 Mr. Peanutbutter, Mr. Peanutbutter's House. 14 00:00:43,995 --> 00:00:46,615 Now that's what I call doggin' around. 15 00:00:46,623 --> 00:00:47,914 [audience laughs and applauds] 16 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:49,367 [laughs] 17 00:00:49,375 --> 00:00:51,585 And finally, my personal favorite, 18 00:00:51,586 --> 00:00:55,289 Hank Hippopopalous, Hank After Dark! 19 00:00:55,632 --> 00:00:58,509 Oh, boy, get it off, get it off. 20 00:00:58,510 --> 00:00:59,919 - [baby shrieks] - [audience laughs and applauds] 21 00:01:00,345 --> 00:01:02,129 Hiya! 22 00:01:02,305 --> 00:01:04,473 And the animals' choice is... 23 00:01:04,474 --> 00:01:06,808 Hank Hippopopalous, Hank After Dark! 24 00:01:06,809 --> 00:01:07,726 [Wolf howls] 25 00:01:07,727 --> 00:01:08,727 Oh, yeah. 26 00:01:08,728 --> 00:01:10,722 [camera shutters clicking] 27 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:13,106 No, no, no, no. It's because we're on a show 28 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:16,018 called Party of Five. Get it? 29 00:01:16,068 --> 00:01:18,103 Hey, buddy, pass me that bottle of vodka? 30 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:21,273 - That's not really how this works. - It's open bar, don't be a dick. 31 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,651 - BoJack Horseman? - Do I know you? 32 00:01:23,660 --> 00:01:25,695 This is my better half, Katrina Peanutbutter. 33 00:01:25,704 --> 00:01:28,614 - Katrina, BoJack. - I don't watch TV. 34 00:01:28,623 --> 00:01:31,791 Can I get another drink now or will that quote, unquote "embarrass" you? 35 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:36,664 - Uh, uh, no, I would never be... - Erica! Throw me a raft. I'm dying. 36 00:01:36,673 --> 00:01:38,583 My friends told me to get a prenup, 37 00:01:38,591 --> 00:01:42,044 but I was like, "Hey, marriage lasts forever." 38 00:01:42,053 --> 00:01:43,880 Listen, I'm doing my own thing here. 39 00:01:43,888 --> 00:01:46,006 Can you believe two guys like us 40 00:01:46,015 --> 00:01:49,719 were even in the same category as Hank Hippopopalous? 41 00:01:49,728 --> 00:01:51,136 [chuckles] That's Uncle Hanky. 42 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:54,097 Listen, Peanutbottle, there is no "guys like us." 43 00:01:54,106 --> 00:01:55,808 I'm BoJack Horseman. 44 00:01:55,858 --> 00:01:58,402 You're just some other guy I'll probably never talk to again. 45 00:01:58,403 --> 00:02:01,988 Hey, boys. What is this, a crossover episode? 46 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:03,065 [all laugh] 47 00:02:03,074 --> 00:02:05,985 That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. 48 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:09,196 Uncle Hanky. Sir, I am your biggest fan. 49 00:02:09,205 --> 00:02:12,199 I used to watch Hank Hippopopalous's Dance-Pop Cosmopolis 50 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:13,701 every day after school. 51 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:16,788 - Hey, can I get a picture with you? - Of course, kid. 52 00:02:16,796 --> 00:02:21,459 Here, let me advance this. [grunts] And we probably got it. 53 00:02:21,467 --> 00:02:23,218 And we'll find out in four to six weeks. 54 00:02:23,219 --> 00:02:24,545 Yeah, I can't wait. 55 00:02:24,554 --> 00:02:26,839 Okay, I gotta go. My wife's hand just disappeared 56 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,257 into that busboy's pants. 57 00:02:28,266 --> 00:02:31,594 Treasure? Sweetheart? We're in public. 58 00:02:31,603 --> 00:02:32,929 Hey, kid, listen. 59 00:02:32,937 --> 00:02:34,597 Don't beat yourself up too bad. 60 00:02:34,606 --> 00:02:37,558 I've seen your show. You're really funny. 61 00:02:37,567 --> 00:02:40,269 - Yeah? - Yeah. But I'm Uncle Hanky. 62 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:42,021 You can't beat Uncle Hanky. 63 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:44,989 That's just the way it is. 64 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,859 Oh. 65 00:02:47,076 --> 00:02:49,362 This suit needs more flasks. 66 00:02:51,581 --> 00:02:54,784 [♪♪] 67 00:03:51,641 --> 00:03:52,891 - Diane! - [passenger] Aah! 68 00:03:52,892 --> 00:03:57,304 Will you bring me one of those big Toblerone bars? [chuckles] 69 00:03:57,313 --> 00:04:00,767 Well, sure. But, you know, I won't be out there for another month. 70 00:04:00,775 --> 00:04:04,478 Yes, I know, but I always forget to write these things down. 71 00:04:04,529 --> 00:04:06,439 Tell me, how's your little movie? 72 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:09,734 Actually one of the stars just died. It's really sad. 73 00:04:09,742 --> 00:04:12,277 Oh, really? One person died? Just one? 74 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,947 Yeah, well, that's a real tragedy. Meanwhile, Diane, 75 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:18,409 here in Cordovia, I'm stitching children's arms back on. 76 00:04:18,417 --> 00:04:20,285 Oh, that's backwards, isn't it? 77 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:23,915 Are you giving me a thumb's up or a thumb's down? I can't tell. 78 00:04:23,923 --> 00:04:26,000 Well, now the production's on hiatus 79 00:04:26,008 --> 00:04:27,919 so BoJack and I are going on a book tour 80 00:04:27,927 --> 00:04:30,880 to promote the new paperback edition of One Trick Pony. 81 00:04:30,930 --> 00:04:32,423 Please get here soon, Diane. 82 00:04:32,431 --> 00:04:38,220 The people of Cordovia need you and I need that Toblerone. 83 00:04:38,229 --> 00:04:39,972 Okay, listen, you big dummy. 84 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,600 You need to be on your best behavior for this tour. 85 00:04:42,608 --> 00:04:45,227 Don't do that BoJack thing where you go off-script 86 00:04:45,277 --> 00:04:47,063 and get a lot of people mad at you. 87 00:04:47,071 --> 00:04:48,940 What? I don't do that. 88 00:04:48,948 --> 00:04:49,989 You're a movie star now. 89 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:53,611 Any bad press you get can hurt Secretariat. 90 00:04:53,619 --> 00:04:56,739 Now boarding, Flight 422 to Juneau. 91 00:04:56,748 --> 00:04:58,699 Please. We're going to Alaska. 92 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:01,660 How am I gonna offend a bunch of inbred Eskimo blubber-munchers? 93 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:04,163 You're right. What was I thinking? 94 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:06,297 The Republic of Cordovia's Prince Gustav 95 00:05:06,298 --> 00:05:08,126 visiting Los Angeles this week 96 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:11,295 while his country rests on the brink of civil war. 97 00:05:11,303 --> 00:05:13,297 Prince Gustav is a ruthless despot, 98 00:05:13,305 --> 00:05:16,341 but I'd still rather share a bed with him than my ex-wife. 99 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:18,677 Shannon, I didn't mean that. 100 00:05:20,855 --> 00:05:23,815 [dance music playing over speakers] 101 00:05:23,816 --> 00:05:26,351 Listen. With Hey, I Think You Can Dance as a lead-in, 102 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,028 we are expecting big things for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: 103 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,489 What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out, 104 00:05:31,490 --> 00:05:36,570 or H.S.A.C.W.D.T.K.D.T.K.T.L.F.O. for short. 105 00:05:36,579 --> 00:05:38,329 - Mm. - [Wanda] Why don't we get Hank in here? 106 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:40,199 You guys can get some pictures together. 107 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,826 Hank is coming here? 108 00:05:41,834 --> 00:05:44,203 That old guy from Hey, I Think You Can Dance? 109 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:46,747 - What's the big deal? - You don't understand. 110 00:05:46,756 --> 00:05:49,917 When I was a kid, this guy was the guy. 111 00:05:49,926 --> 00:05:53,671 I even bought his novelty rap album, The Hank Hippopopalous Hip-Hop Hypothesis. 112 00:05:53,679 --> 00:05:55,881 You shouldn't meet your hero on an empty stomach. 113 00:05:55,890 --> 00:05:57,891 - Want me to go get you some chili? - Good call. 114 00:05:57,892 --> 00:05:59,551 Chili is nature's chillaxative. 115 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,221 Hiya, folks! Howdy! 116 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:05,307 - Hank Hippopopalous. - Oh, we've met. 117 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:08,853 Oh, oh, yeah. I remember that. 118 00:06:08,861 --> 00:06:10,562 Okay, so, I thought for the ad, 119 00:06:10,613 --> 00:06:12,113 you guys could stand back to back. 120 00:06:12,114 --> 00:06:14,233 And then on the billboard it'll say: 121 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:19,446 "Hank and Mr. Peanutbutter are back to back. Thursdays on MBN." [laughs] 122 00:06:19,455 --> 00:06:22,040 So, what should I do with my arms? Like akimbo? 123 00:06:22,041 --> 00:06:23,416 - You're fine. - Reverse akimbo? 124 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,585 - No, that... - King Tut? Mashed Potato? Windmill? 125 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,746 Uh-oh, I'm windmilling. Got a momentum going. 126 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,581 - Can't stop windmilling now. - Hey, hey. 127 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:32,292 Why don't we just do what feels natural? 128 00:06:32,301 --> 00:06:34,294 Guys like us? We're pros. 129 00:06:34,303 --> 00:06:35,629 "Guys like us"? 130 00:06:35,638 --> 00:06:37,422 You think I'm a guy like us? 131 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:39,842 Oh, this is the happiest moment of my life. 132 00:06:39,851 --> 00:06:41,677 Excuse me, would you get a picture of us? 133 00:06:41,686 --> 00:06:44,138 Yeah, that's kind of the idea. 134 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:48,767 Now we open the floor to questions from the audience. 135 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:53,522 BoJack, your book talked a lot about how much you love apple fritters. 136 00:06:53,572 --> 00:06:55,233 Yeah, thanks for that, Diane. 137 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,407 So, my question is: 138 00:06:56,408 --> 00:06:58,986 Do you think Israel has a right to defend herself? 139 00:06:58,995 --> 00:07:00,704 - Uh... - And what part should the U.S. play 140 00:07:00,705 --> 00:07:01,739 as an ally? 141 00:07:02,081 --> 00:07:03,164 [groans] 142 00:07:03,165 --> 00:07:05,409 Well, the thing about that... 143 00:07:05,417 --> 00:07:07,369 [both growl] 144 00:07:07,378 --> 00:07:10,998 Uh... It's a shame that Arafat walked away from the table in 2000. 145 00:07:11,007 --> 00:07:13,709 I mean, obviously there's no panacea, but a two-state solution 146 00:07:13,718 --> 00:07:16,678 with an emphasis on human rights feels like a place to begin. 147 00:07:16,679 --> 00:07:17,595 [audience murmuring] 148 00:07:17,596 --> 00:07:20,424 - [Moose] Brilliant insight. - [woman] Very good. 149 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:22,600 - My question is for Diane Nyu... Nyu... - Oh. 150 00:07:22,601 --> 00:07:24,769 - Nyu... - You won't get it. Ask the question. 151 00:07:24,770 --> 00:07:26,521 Your book went to some revealing places. 152 00:07:26,522 --> 00:07:29,349 Were you worried at all that it would hurt BoJack or his career? 153 00:07:29,358 --> 00:07:30,726 That's a great question. 154 00:07:30,735 --> 00:07:33,104 I'd also like to know the answer to that, Diane. 155 00:07:33,112 --> 00:07:37,024 Well, I think the truth is worth pursuing, no matter what. 156 00:07:37,075 --> 00:07:39,401 BoJack's not perfect. There are other celebrities 157 00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:42,821 who have done much worse things and it hasn't hurt their careers. 158 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,365 - Like who? - I don't know, like Mike Tyson 159 00:07:45,374 --> 00:07:50,454 or... Sean Penn, or Josh Brolin, or Christian Slater, Woody Allen, 160 00:07:50,462 --> 00:07:53,291 Hank Hippopopalous, Bill Murray... 161 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:55,834 Wait, wait, what about Hank Hippopopalous? 162 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:58,929 Well, all of his former assistants have made the same allegations. 163 00:07:58,930 --> 00:08:01,431 - I feel like we're getting off track. - Do you not know that? 164 00:08:01,432 --> 00:08:04,059 Any questions about me, the handsome, famous horse with a book? 165 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:05,844 What do you have against Uncle Hanky? 166 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,854 I'm not saying anything not on the public record. 167 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,474 You can just Google "Hank Hippopopalous allegations" and I... 168 00:08:10,482 --> 00:08:12,191 Oh, you don't have to Google it right now. 169 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,110 [all gasp] 170 00:08:13,111 --> 00:08:14,145 Dear God. 171 00:08:14,904 --> 00:08:18,358 Stanky Hanky? Allegations vile and ranky. 172 00:08:18,407 --> 00:08:21,319 But first, the visiting Cordovian Prince Gustav 173 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:23,195 went missing briefly this afternoon, 174 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:26,698 but he was quickly found buying chili in Beverly Hills. 175 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:31,203 His official statement was, "Uh, yeah, I'm the Prince of Cordovia. 176 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,372 Hooray, being a prince." 177 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:36,541 Our main story, ominous and anomalous accusations 178 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,294 against Hank Hippopopalous. 179 00:08:38,302 --> 00:08:40,296 Who is this anonymous Diane Nguyen 180 00:08:40,304 --> 00:08:42,840 and what does she have against our beloved hippopotamus? 181 00:08:42,848 --> 00:08:44,883 Joining me now is Hippopopalous apologist 182 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:47,469 and armchair sociologist, Cardigan Burke. Cardigan, 183 00:08:47,478 --> 00:08:48,929 what are these allegations? 184 00:08:48,938 --> 00:08:51,974 These allegations are so crazy, I can't even say them on TV 185 00:08:51,983 --> 00:08:53,851 or I'll sound like a crazy person. 186 00:08:53,859 --> 00:08:56,478 What I want to know is why we're letting a national treasure 187 00:08:56,487 --> 00:08:59,731 face the same kind of smear tactics used by the Viet Cong. 188 00:08:59,782 --> 00:09:01,616 Are you calling attention to the fact 189 00:09:01,617 --> 00:09:04,362 that Ms. Nguyen is Vietnamese? 190 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:06,905 I'd like to think that's a coincidence. 191 00:09:08,791 --> 00:09:11,001 [Peanutbutter] You gotta see this set they're building! 192 00:09:11,002 --> 00:09:12,703 There's a giant replica of my head, 193 00:09:12,711 --> 00:09:15,497 and every episode, the eyes light up with dollar signs, 194 00:09:15,506 --> 00:09:18,750 confetti shoots out of the ears, then I somersault out the mouth. 195 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,003 We're bringing class back to primetime. 196 00:09:21,012 --> 00:09:23,547 - Sounds amazing. - And I'm really getting along 197 00:09:23,555 --> 00:09:24,923 with J.D. Salinger. 198 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:28,219 - Did you know we both hate phonies? - I did know that. 199 00:09:28,227 --> 00:09:31,513 So... listen. Some website called "Tit Puncher" 200 00:09:31,522 --> 00:09:35,017 is saying you said some stuff about Hank Hippopopalous. 201 00:09:35,026 --> 00:09:37,652 Oh, my God, Mr. Peanutbutter, I didn't mean for that to happen. 202 00:09:37,653 --> 00:09:40,772 Hey, do me a favor. Please don't make a big thing out of this. 203 00:09:40,823 --> 00:09:43,901 It's really not a good time, you know, with my show about to launch. 204 00:09:43,909 --> 00:09:47,196 - Hey, we are on the same page. - Oh, are you also on "Tit Puncher"? 205 00:09:47,205 --> 00:09:49,114 Because you should not read the comments. 206 00:09:49,123 --> 00:09:50,832 Believe me, nothing would make me happier 207 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:52,868 than for this to just go away. 208 00:09:52,877 --> 00:09:55,879 - Great. I love you, too. - [with heavy accent] Hello. 209 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,964 - Oh, my God! - Is chili you ask for. 210 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,875 I am peasant boy Todd from village. 211 00:09:59,884 --> 00:10:03,587 Friend of Peanut Man, and lover of federated American states. 212 00:10:03,595 --> 00:10:06,757 No reason for suspicions. [laughs] Come on! 213 00:10:06,765 --> 00:10:10,135 Wait a second, something's different. [sniffs] 214 00:10:10,144 --> 00:10:12,930 I am... digging this new cologne! 215 00:10:12,938 --> 00:10:14,806 You smell like a fancy cabbage. 216 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:18,227 Is so great to be in meager trash city Los Angeles 217 00:10:18,236 --> 00:10:20,979 with no pressures of royal life. 218 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:24,316 What? Royal life? Why I'm saying? I am no royal. 219 00:10:24,366 --> 00:10:25,943 [chuckles] Look at me. Normals. 220 00:10:25,951 --> 00:10:29,321 There's that classic self-deprecating Todd wit. 221 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,906 I'd know it anywhere. 222 00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:37,579 - We will now begin our Q and A. - Fire when ready. 223 00:10:37,588 --> 00:10:40,833 What you got against Uncle Hanky, you uppity cooze? 224 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,460 Diane, I believe this question is for you. 225 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,548 If anyone here has any questions about the book, 226 00:10:44,553 --> 00:10:46,004 I'd be happy to answer those. 227 00:10:46,055 --> 00:10:47,222 As would I, BoJack Horseman, 228 00:10:47,223 --> 00:10:49,758 Golden-Globe winning star of the book. 229 00:10:49,767 --> 00:10:53,471 If Hank did anything wrong, they wouldn't let him on TV, right? 230 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:55,479 I'm really not here to talk about that. 231 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,433 You women are all the same. 232 00:10:57,441 --> 00:10:59,184 - Excuse me? - Yeah, you make these 233 00:10:59,193 --> 00:11:01,274 broad accusations to get attention for yourself, 234 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:04,648 and when you don't have proof to back it up, you just slink away. 235 00:11:04,656 --> 00:11:06,191 I'm not slinking away. 236 00:11:06,242 --> 00:11:08,152 I just wanted to say one thing about me. 237 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,405 I text and drive like all the time. What? 238 00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:14,749 Isn't that what happened with all those assistants? They took his money, 239 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,577 and they don't even care they could be ruining a man's life. 240 00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:20,205 What? They ruined his life? 241 00:11:20,214 --> 00:11:23,216 - You should probably just drop this. - Oh, I'm gonna drop it, all right. 242 00:11:23,217 --> 00:11:25,336 They don't even know how much I'm gonna drop it. 243 00:11:25,344 --> 00:11:27,879 The way you said that made it sound like you won't drop it. 244 00:11:28,973 --> 00:11:30,765 How dare you spread a narrative that... 245 00:11:30,766 --> 00:11:32,176 Don't tell me what to spread. 246 00:11:32,184 --> 00:11:35,346 I'll spread whatever I want. It's called one of the amendments. 247 00:11:35,354 --> 00:11:37,556 Ladies, please! Don't get hysterical! 248 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,316 - This is completely... - Yeah, hi. 249 00:11:39,317 --> 00:11:41,018 I'm Diane's friend, BoJack. 250 00:11:41,026 --> 00:11:44,021 I came with her. I gotta say I'm opposed to child labor, 251 00:11:44,029 --> 00:11:46,606 like as a rule, but there are some kinds of labor 252 00:11:46,615 --> 00:11:48,192 that children are just better at. 253 00:11:48,242 --> 00:11:49,826 You ever try to fit into a mine shaft? 254 00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:52,863 That is a tight squeeze. What? 255 00:11:52,871 --> 00:11:55,290 Oh, man, probably gonna get some letters about that, huh? 256 00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:56,833 I'm so incorrigible. 257 00:11:56,834 --> 00:11:59,453 Everyone's paying attention to me now! 258 00:11:59,461 --> 00:12:01,246 Okay, I'm gonna go get a snack. 259 00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:03,541 Anyone else want a snack? 260 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:07,127 No? That's a no? On the snacks? Okay. 261 00:12:07,136 --> 00:12:09,053 What do you have against Hank Hippopopalous? 262 00:12:09,054 --> 00:12:11,306 Everyone says he's a really nice guy. 263 00:12:11,307 --> 00:12:12,383 Good point. 264 00:12:12,391 --> 00:12:14,552 That's exactly the problem. Because he's so nice, 265 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,811 people don't wanna think he's capable of awful things 266 00:12:16,812 --> 00:12:18,305 so they let him off the hook. 267 00:12:18,314 --> 00:12:21,433 We don't know what happened. It's a classic "he said, she said." 268 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,944 "He said, they said." It's eight different women. 269 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:28,482 - Are they all lying? - I mean, probably. We do that. 270 00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:30,650 At this point, we just don't know enough to judge. 271 00:12:30,701 --> 00:12:33,278 Who are these women? Have they ever shoplifted perhaps? 272 00:12:33,287 --> 00:12:34,530 Do they wear short shorts? 273 00:12:34,538 --> 00:12:36,907 Do they drink alcohol? All these things are possible. 274 00:12:36,915 --> 00:12:38,576 We don't know the facts. 275 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,202 See, this is part of the problem. 276 00:12:40,211 --> 00:12:41,669 You're supposed to be a journalist. 277 00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:44,164 You won't even tell your audience what he's accused of. 278 00:12:44,173 --> 00:12:45,882 You're an expert. Why don't you tell us? 279 00:12:45,883 --> 00:12:47,209 I'm not afraid to say it. 280 00:12:47,218 --> 00:12:50,003 Eight different women, all former assistants, 281 00:12:50,012 --> 00:12:52,839 claim that Uncle Hanky took them to a... 282 00:12:52,848 --> 00:12:54,258 What is Diane doing? 283 00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:57,344 I know. It's supposed to be my book tour and she's upstaging me. 284 00:12:57,353 --> 00:12:58,978 Like how it was supposed to be my book. 285 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,931 Actually, this might be a thing she does. 286 00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:02,857 She knows that Hippopopalous is the only thing 287 00:13:02,858 --> 00:13:04,768 keeping my network afloat, right? 288 00:13:04,776 --> 00:13:07,020 The same network that employs her husband. 289 00:13:07,029 --> 00:13:08,564 Why would she do this? 290 00:13:08,572 --> 00:13:10,448 Sometimes she just whips herself into a frenzy 291 00:13:10,449 --> 00:13:13,444 and she loses all perspective. Goddamn it, honeydew?! 292 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,413 Jesus, why does cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party, 293 00:13:16,414 --> 00:13:18,365 it can bring along its dumb friend honeydew? 294 00:13:18,374 --> 00:13:20,409 You don't get a plus-one, cantaloupe! 295 00:13:20,418 --> 00:13:21,785 You need to talk to her. 296 00:13:22,461 --> 00:13:23,745 Huh. 297 00:13:24,129 --> 00:13:27,298 Wanda, I just got back from a set visit on Contemporary Family. 298 00:13:27,299 --> 00:13:28,584 It's a disaster! 299 00:13:28,592 --> 00:13:30,427 - What? - The kids have gone through puberty. 300 00:13:30,428 --> 00:13:32,762 They are rubbing themselves on everything. 301 00:13:32,763 --> 00:13:35,591 If it isn't one thing, it's ano... Just get a hose! 302 00:13:39,728 --> 00:13:45,066 Aha! I went to house to pick up mail for you like real American Johnny. 303 00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:47,185 - Hey, man. - Whoa! 304 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:50,063 You know it's a federal crime to go through someone else's mail? 305 00:13:50,072 --> 00:13:55,777 I do not know your customs, for I am dirt-poor servant child. 306 00:13:55,827 --> 00:13:58,614 Oh, don't worry about it. Now walk me through that mail. 307 00:13:58,622 --> 00:14:02,200 Death threat for wife, death threat for wife, once more death threat, 308 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,787 and here many monies off for Bed Bath Beyond. 309 00:14:05,796 --> 00:14:09,082 Seems like great U.S.A. dream castle! 310 00:14:09,091 --> 00:14:10,925 Good Lord, that's graphic. 311 00:14:10,926 --> 00:14:12,885 How would she even fit one of those in there? 312 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,714 Some sort of funnel. Oh, I see, there's actually an illustration. 313 00:14:15,764 --> 00:14:21,178 Excuse, Dog Dog Peanut Man? This wife, she poke bear, yes? 314 00:14:21,186 --> 00:14:23,347 Yeah, I guess she kind of did. 315 00:14:23,355 --> 00:14:27,017 They have a saying where I am from, which is here. 316 00:14:27,025 --> 00:14:29,019 Bear not like to be poke. 317 00:14:29,027 --> 00:14:31,522 - Bear get angry... - Right. 318 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:34,525 and destroy peasant rebel army 319 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:39,404 with fist of fire of which make many, many nightmares 320 00:14:39,455 --> 00:14:41,532 to children and men! 321 00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:45,285 Todd, I can always count on you to give me the straight dope. 322 00:14:45,294 --> 00:14:47,245 Please don't ever change. 323 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,421 [inaudible dialogue] 324 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:49,380 [women gasp] 325 00:14:49,381 --> 00:14:52,675 Okay, just kill the whole feature. Replace it with... Oh, I don't know. 326 00:14:52,676 --> 00:14:54,419 What's Gwyneth doing for Purim? 327 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:56,463 Diane? I want you to meet Amanda Hannity, 328 00:14:56,472 --> 00:14:58,465 editor-in-chief here at Manatee Fair. 329 00:14:58,474 --> 00:15:00,676 The pleasure's yours. Walk with me, squawk with me. 330 00:15:00,684 --> 00:15:03,894 That woman can knock a drink back like a Kennedy at a wake for another Kennedy, 331 00:15:03,895 --> 00:15:06,557 but damn if she doesn't get shit done. 332 00:15:06,565 --> 00:15:08,808 No. Yes. Turtleneck. You're fired. 333 00:15:08,817 --> 00:15:12,271 Um, okay, I wanted to pitch you an exposé on Hank Hippopopalous. 334 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,272 I would love to take down Hippopopalous 335 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,283 and finally topple the acropolis of monstrous hypocrisy 336 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,443 that ensconces us. 337 00:15:18,452 --> 00:15:21,446 Hey, wouldn't your readers prefer something more relevant? 338 00:15:21,497 --> 00:15:24,824 Like, uh, what to do with all those extra buttons that come with your shirts. 339 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:29,287 Amanda, I am so glad you're throwing your weight behind this. 340 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,255 - Oh, I didn't mean... - That dress is hideous. 341 00:15:31,256 --> 00:15:32,957 Go home, burn it and come back. 342 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,210 When we know what we know about a monster like that 343 00:15:35,219 --> 00:15:36,844 and we still put him on TV every week, 344 00:15:36,845 --> 00:15:38,971 we're teaching a generation of young boys and girls 345 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,924 that a man's reputation is more important 346 00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:42,926 than the lives of the women he's ruined. 347 00:15:42,934 --> 00:15:44,727 Yes, exactly! I feel like I've been alone 348 00:15:44,728 --> 00:15:47,723 in a crazy alternate universe these last few days. 349 00:15:47,731 --> 00:15:49,433 Well, you know I got your back, right? 350 00:15:49,441 --> 00:15:52,436 We women have got to stick to... Hey, fruit plate. 351 00:15:52,444 --> 00:15:55,439 No, people don't want articles about that. People want life-hacks. 352 00:15:55,447 --> 00:15:57,524 Diane, you need to be strong. 353 00:15:57,533 --> 00:16:01,111 Everyone is gunning for you. You're a woman talking out of turn about a man. 354 00:16:01,119 --> 00:16:04,740 We're not supposed to have opinions. We're supposed to smile and look pretty. 355 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,867 No, this model doesn't look as pretty as the other one. Can we kill it? 356 00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:10,579 Scarves, not just for necks anymo... 357 00:16:10,588 --> 00:16:13,791 We need to sit you down with someone who's willing to go on the record. 358 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:16,800 I already reached out to all eight of Hank's former assistants. Nothing. 359 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,303 - What about his current assistant? - You think she'd talk? 360 00:16:19,304 --> 00:16:21,389 I don't know. What do you think, answering machine? 361 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:22,424 [beeps] 362 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:27,011 Hi, my name's Nicole. I work for Mr. Hippopopalous and, um... 363 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,021 I really need to talk to someone. 364 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,390 [gasps] 365 00:16:30,399 --> 00:16:34,436 Are you kidding me? With this honeydew right now? Ugh! 366 00:16:44,913 --> 00:16:46,448 - Nicole? - Mm-hm. 367 00:16:47,999 --> 00:16:49,250 [car door opens] 368 00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:50,994 [Hank] Hello, Diane. 369 00:16:51,962 --> 00:16:54,247 Thank you, Nicole. 370 00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:03,006 Prince Gustav today startled the international community 371 00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:05,925 when he gave his royal fortune to charity. 372 00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:07,719 What? Oh, no! 373 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,647 And fired his chief advisor, who can be seen in this file photo 374 00:17:10,648 --> 00:17:12,474 looking vaguely suspicious. 375 00:17:12,483 --> 00:17:13,725 Oh, you idiot! No! 376 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,935 Big reforms which could lead to sweeping change 377 00:17:15,944 --> 00:17:19,981 in the embattled region, or a precipitous economic collapse. 378 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:22,567 [shouting in Cordovian] 379 00:17:22,576 --> 00:17:26,697 But back to our main story, what is Diane's problem? 380 00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:31,409 I'll say it once, for your article. 381 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:36,874 I didn't do any of those things that you're accusing me of. 382 00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:39,042 I wanna be very clear. 383 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:41,628 I'm not meeting you here because I'm scared of you. 384 00:17:41,637 --> 00:17:43,254 This is me doing you a favor. 385 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,965 - I think you are scared of me. - I'm not a bad guy, Diane, 386 00:17:45,974 --> 00:17:47,634 and I truly do believe that. 387 00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:49,226 Twenty-four hours from now, 388 00:17:49,227 --> 00:17:52,347 the news cycle will move on to something else. 389 00:17:52,356 --> 00:17:54,140 I'll go back to hosting my dance show, 390 00:17:54,149 --> 00:17:57,519 which employs hundreds of nice, good, hardworking people. 391 00:17:57,528 --> 00:18:01,022 You, on the other hand, are pretty much done. 392 00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:04,025 People love me and they're not gonna forgive you for this. 393 00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:06,319 - This isn't about me. - If you keep pushing this, 394 00:18:06,328 --> 00:18:09,113 you're gonna drag down the people close to you. 395 00:18:09,164 --> 00:18:10,908 Look, you had your fun. 396 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:14,202 So, why don't you call it a day and go home to your husband? 397 00:18:14,211 --> 00:18:15,453 I know who you are. 398 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,248 Sweetheart, everyone knows who I am. 399 00:18:18,256 --> 00:18:20,876 I'm Hank Hippopopalous. 400 00:18:20,884 --> 00:18:22,252 Who the hell are you? 401 00:18:30,602 --> 00:18:32,562 - So, you got nothing. - I'm not giving up. 402 00:18:32,563 --> 00:18:34,188 There's gotta be someone who will talk. 403 00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:37,316 Oh, listen. I had a conversation with my bosses 404 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,319 at AOL-Time Warner-Pepsico- Viacom-Halliburton-Skynet- 405 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,155 Toyota-Trader Joe's, and we agreed 406 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:46,158 these kind of stories, they don't sell magazines. 407 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:49,537 - Are you seriously killing this? - It's just not a good time. 408 00:18:49,538 --> 00:18:51,539 So, this has nothing to do with the fact 409 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:52,915 that AOL-Time Warner-Pepsico- 410 00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:56,919 Viacom-Halliburton-Skynet-Toyota- Trader Joe's also owns MBN, 411 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:00,757 and is currently profiting off of Hank Hippopopalous's good reputation? 412 00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:02,258 I know you're upset. 413 00:19:02,259 --> 00:19:03,467 Would you like a Joe-Joe? 414 00:19:03,468 --> 00:19:05,844 It's just like an Oreo, but Trader Joe's style. 415 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,764 No, I don't want a Joe-Joe. 416 00:19:07,765 --> 00:19:09,390 Because you're mad at me, right? 417 00:19:09,391 --> 00:19:13,052 Not because Joe-Joes taste like garbage? 418 00:19:17,816 --> 00:19:19,609 So, help me to understand... 419 00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:23,487 Dog friend's program is to find what celebrities know? 420 00:19:23,488 --> 00:19:25,989 - Yep. - So, is torture? 421 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,743 We don't torture people in America, Todd. 422 00:19:28,744 --> 00:19:30,911 That's called one of the amendments. 423 00:19:30,912 --> 00:19:32,663 No, of course. 424 00:19:32,664 --> 00:19:35,909 In America, you do not know to suffer. 425 00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:39,712 You eat your cheesy pizza, you drink your Ade of gator. 426 00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:43,966 This life is nice for visit but no way for live. 427 00:19:43,967 --> 00:19:46,719 I go now. Back to palace! 428 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,763 [shouting in Cordovian] 429 00:19:48,764 --> 00:19:51,090 Sounds great, Todd. See you tomorrow. 430 00:19:55,479 --> 00:19:57,271 So, they hated the skorts idea, huh? 431 00:19:57,272 --> 00:19:59,315 No, I didn't pitch your skorts idea. 432 00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:00,316 [man 1] Hey, Diane! 433 00:20:00,317 --> 00:20:02,610 Why don't you shut your stupid ugly face?! 434 00:20:02,611 --> 00:20:03,944 Don't you talk to her like that! 435 00:20:03,945 --> 00:20:05,863 [man 2] Yeah, don't listen to that guy, Diane. 436 00:20:05,864 --> 00:20:09,325 I say you should shut your stupid pretty face. 437 00:20:09,326 --> 00:20:13,162 - This is not over. When people hear what... - Give it a rest. It's over. You lost. 438 00:20:13,163 --> 00:20:15,623 - How could you say that? - What are you doing here? 439 00:20:15,624 --> 00:20:17,875 I mean, what is your endgame in all of this? 440 00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:22,171 You don't actually believe Hank's innocent, do you? 441 00:20:22,172 --> 00:20:24,298 Of course not, but that doesn't matter. 442 00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:25,800 You're not gonna beat this guy. 443 00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:26,717 I... 444 00:20:26,718 --> 00:20:27,718 [grunting] 445 00:20:27,719 --> 00:20:29,303 - What? - Todd? 446 00:20:29,304 --> 00:20:31,514 BoJack! Thank God you found me. 447 00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:33,223 I thought I would never see you again. 448 00:20:33,224 --> 00:20:37,269 - We're in the middle of something. - I got mixed up in some bad stuff 449 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:41,315 and a genocide may or may not have been perpetrated in my name. 450 00:20:41,316 --> 00:20:42,941 Maybe you heard about it on the news? 451 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:46,821 No, most of the news has been about Diane and Hank Hippopopalous. 452 00:20:46,822 --> 00:20:49,365 What? Why? This is really serious. 453 00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:50,908 Oh, of course your thing is serious 454 00:20:50,909 --> 00:20:53,327 and my thing is just a dumb feminist trying to get attention 455 00:20:53,328 --> 00:20:55,579 by attacking a famous man, is that it? 456 00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:57,122 Uh, what? No. 457 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,291 - Eat shit, Diane! - You eat shit! 458 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,794 Diane, obviously Todd doesn't know what you're talking about. 459 00:21:01,795 --> 00:21:04,630 He spent the last few days at Burning Man or whatever getting high. 460 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,549 No! That's not what happened at all. 461 00:21:06,550 --> 00:21:08,843 A stranger just told me to eat shit. 462 00:21:08,844 --> 00:21:11,345 I don't understand why you can't be on my side about this. 463 00:21:11,346 --> 00:21:12,429 I am on your side. 464 00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:14,973 And I'm telling you you're not gonna win this thing. 465 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,561 Also, P.S., when have you ever been on my side? 466 00:21:18,562 --> 00:21:20,688 - I am always on your side. - Really? 467 00:21:20,689 --> 00:21:23,566 Like when you wrote that book? Was that you being on my side? 468 00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:25,401 You're not still mad about the book. 469 00:21:25,402 --> 00:21:27,904 You manipulated me and completely took advantage of... 470 00:21:27,905 --> 00:21:30,280 Guys? There is a very fragile alliance 471 00:21:30,281 --> 00:21:32,616 between the Cords and the Ovians. 472 00:21:32,617 --> 00:21:33,743 If we don't do something... 473 00:21:33,744 --> 00:21:35,578 - Todd, nobody cares. - Nobody cares, Todd. 474 00:21:35,579 --> 00:21:38,247 Everything I did was to help you tell the story 475 00:21:38,248 --> 00:21:40,784 I knew you wanted to tell. 476 00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:42,919 You got everything you wanted because of that book. 477 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,838 You were a joke, now people take you seriously. 478 00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:48,883 You were out of work, now you got your dream role. 479 00:21:48,884 --> 00:21:50,300 Okay, yes. All of that is true. 480 00:21:50,301 --> 00:21:54,346 But also, you were my friend and you hurt my feelings. 481 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:57,474 And it's weird that you never apologized for that... 482 00:21:57,475 --> 00:21:58,642 and that you still won't. 483 00:21:58,643 --> 00:22:03,014 Well... [quietly] I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. 484 00:22:03,732 --> 00:22:07,818 - Are you? - Yes, actually. I am. 485 00:22:07,819 --> 00:22:09,111 I didn't want to do that 486 00:22:09,112 --> 00:22:11,781 and I probably could have handled things better. 487 00:22:11,782 --> 00:22:15,986 I definitely should have. I'm sorry. 488 00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:18,036 Okay. 489 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,663 But this is bigger than you and me. 490 00:22:19,664 --> 00:22:23,576 And I need you in my corner now because I don't have anybody else. 491 00:22:23,919 --> 00:22:25,502 [sighs] 492 00:22:25,503 --> 00:22:27,337 Well, okay. 493 00:22:27,338 --> 00:22:29,916 - Yeah? - Yeah. 494 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,926 I'm in your corner. 495 00:22:31,927 --> 00:22:37,014 Guys, earlier, some general asked me if it was "a go" 496 00:22:37,015 --> 00:22:38,891 ...on "that thing we talked about"? 497 00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:43,145 And I said, "Yes." And he said, "God help us all" and left the room. 498 00:22:43,146 --> 00:22:46,057 Now I'm not sure that was the right answer. 499 00:22:47,818 --> 00:22:49,109 So, then I called Wayne to see 500 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:51,528 if I could write a story for Buzzfeed. Here's the good news: 501 00:22:51,529 --> 00:22:52,905 They'll publish anything. 502 00:22:52,906 --> 00:22:54,824 Hey, um... 503 00:22:54,825 --> 00:22:56,116 Can I talk to you? 504 00:22:56,117 --> 00:22:57,576 Yeah, of course. What's up? 505 00:22:57,577 --> 00:23:03,248 I asked you, really nicely, not to make a big thing out of this. 506 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:07,586 - Yeah, I know, but someone... - Had to say something, right? 507 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,213 And that someone had to be you? 508 00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:12,382 Because... why? 509 00:23:12,383 --> 00:23:14,217 I really don't get it. 510 00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:17,972 What is accomplished by you being the one to take a stand on this? 511 00:23:17,973 --> 00:23:19,515 - Uh... - [sighs] 512 00:23:19,516 --> 00:23:20,683 Mr. Peanutbutter... 513 00:23:20,684 --> 00:23:23,727 This game show is a really big deal for me. 514 00:23:23,728 --> 00:23:27,189 And I know that sounds stupid to you, and small. 515 00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:31,109 But I need this to go well, and I can't... [sighs] 516 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:32,486 Those are death threats. 517 00:23:32,487 --> 00:23:34,571 People want to murder my wife 518 00:23:34,572 --> 00:23:36,365 because of what she's saying on the news 519 00:23:36,366 --> 00:23:39,535 about something that she has nothing to do with. 520 00:23:39,536 --> 00:23:42,287 "You can't. You stupid, ugly can't." 521 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:44,456 - Yeah, that doesn't say "can't." - Oh. 522 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:49,370 God, you know, you'd almost be safer in Cordovia. 523 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,380 Yeah, maybe I should go to Cordovia. 524 00:23:51,381 --> 00:23:53,256 I'm obviously not making a difference here. 525 00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:55,592 Actually, maybe you should. 526 00:23:55,593 --> 00:23:58,963 Go feel good about yourself and do your important work. 527 00:23:59,764 --> 00:24:04,135 And maybe some space might be good for us. 528 00:24:04,394 --> 00:24:08,056 You don't really want me to go, do you? 529 00:24:08,732 --> 00:24:11,475 Why does it suddenly matter what I want? 530 00:24:17,782 --> 00:24:21,493 [man over PA] Flight 57, Cordovian Airlines, now boarding. 531 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:24,621 Hank, I have to ask, did you do it? 532 00:24:24,622 --> 00:24:25,789 No, I did not. 533 00:24:25,790 --> 00:24:28,500 Well, that's good enough for me. 534 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:33,372 Coming up, Kanye West claims to hate Thin Mints. Our panel is outraged. 535 00:24:33,381 --> 00:24:36,133 Hating Thin Mints? Is he legally insane? 536 00:24:36,134 --> 00:24:38,719 You can bet we'll get into this further in the next hour. 537 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,923 This is the only thing I care about now. 538 00:24:43,433 --> 00:24:44,467 [man] Hey. 539 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,220 Smile. 540 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:50,389 [sighs] 541 00:24:52,303 --> 00:24:55,608 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 542 00:24:55,609 --> 00:25:00,275 ♪ I was in a very famous TV show ♪ 543 00:25:01,451 --> 00:25:03,827 - ♪ I'm BoJack the horse ♪ - ♪ BoJack! ♪ 544 00:25:03,828 --> 00:25:09,117 ♪ BoJack the horse Don't act like you don't know ♪ 545 00:25:10,794 --> 00:25:15,213 ♪ And I'm trying to hold onto my past ♪ 546 00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:20,094 ♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪ 547 00:25:20,095 --> 00:25:23,680 ♪ I guess I'll just try And make you understand ♪ 548 00:25:23,681 --> 00:25:27,935 ♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪ 549 00:25:27,936 --> 00:25:32,189 ♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪ 550 00:25:32,190 --> 00:25:34,142 ♪ BoJack! ♪ 551 00:25:36,987 --> 00:25:40,273 Boxer versus raptor. Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na.