1 00:00:07,663 --> 00:00:09,553 Son, did you do your homework? 2 00:00:09,663 --> 00:00:11,763 I don't wanna do my homework! 3 00:00:11,873 --> 00:00:13,553 What, what, what? 4 00:00:13,673 --> 00:00:16,023 - I want Chicken 4 Dayz! - Oh... 5 00:00:16,133 --> 00:00:17,783 [rapper] ♪ Oh, it's Chicken 4 Dayz! ♪ 6 00:00:17,883 --> 00:00:19,243 ♪ It's Chicken 4 Dayz! ♪ 7 00:00:19,343 --> 00:00:22,113 ♪ Everybody's having fun At Chicken 4 Dayz! ♪ 8 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,573 - I got a drumstick! - I got a arm. 9 00:00:24,683 --> 00:00:26,703 I got a bucket full of mystery stuff! 10 00:00:26,813 --> 00:00:29,503 [rapper] ♪ Chicken-4-Dayzy, totally crazy! ♪ 11 00:00:29,643 --> 00:00:32,283 ♪ Don't ask questions, just keep eating! ♪ 12 00:00:33,313 --> 00:00:34,913 Over at Chicken 4 Dayz, 13 00:00:34,943 --> 00:00:36,963 they pump their chickens full of hormones 14 00:00:36,983 --> 00:00:40,333 and keep them cooped up in tiny cages. 15 00:00:40,403 --> 00:00:43,383 Now, as a chicken, this concerns me. 16 00:00:43,413 --> 00:00:46,263 Here at Gentle Farms, we treat our livestock differently. 17 00:00:46,283 --> 00:00:48,303 Lush fields, plenty of dignity, 18 00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:50,773 and Foosball. [chuckles] 19 00:00:50,793 --> 00:00:53,273 The chickens here have wonderful lives 20 00:00:53,293 --> 00:00:55,973 before we harvest them, so you can eat them. 21 00:00:56,003 --> 00:00:58,353 But wait, Pa, aren't we chickens? 22 00:00:58,383 --> 00:00:59,903 I don't wanna get eaten! 23 00:00:59,923 --> 00:01:01,983 Boy, these animals aren't like us. 24 00:01:02,013 --> 00:01:03,913 They're specifically bred to be eaten, 25 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:07,533 and genetically modified for maximum flavor. 26 00:01:07,723 --> 00:01:11,033 When our chicks first hatch, we lovingly inject them 27 00:01:11,103 --> 00:01:13,663 with natural delicious hormones, 28 00:01:13,693 --> 00:01:17,753 which makes them meat, thereby erasing any moral gray area! 29 00:01:17,823 --> 00:01:20,003 Now you can feel good about eating our meat. 30 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:24,183 It's simple: No one knows chicken like chickens. 31 00:01:24,453 --> 00:01:25,683 Gentle Farms. 32 00:01:26,663 --> 00:01:30,603 Why put the "Skip Ad" button so late? I'm not skipping now. I'm invested. 33 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:33,233 BoJack, you're driving a car right now. 34 00:01:33,253 --> 00:01:34,792 - Oh, right! - Aah! Oh! 35 00:01:34,793 --> 00:01:36,132 [BoJack] Whoa! 36 00:01:36,133 --> 00:01:39,113 [tires screech, then crashing] 37 00:01:40,253 --> 00:01:42,893 [horn honks] 38 00:01:45,763 --> 00:01:47,123 [clucking] 39 00:01:48,433 --> 00:01:51,123 [clucking] 40 00:01:54,733 --> 00:01:57,833 [♪♪] 41 00:02:51,203 --> 00:02:53,063 [cawing] 42 00:02:54,503 --> 00:02:56,353 Kelsey, ray of sunshine. 43 00:02:56,463 --> 00:02:58,523 And who's this little drop of Jupiter? 44 00:02:58,623 --> 00:03:01,723 - This is my daughter, Irving. - Your daughter's name is Irving? 45 00:03:01,753 --> 00:03:03,563 Gender-normative names are oppressive. 46 00:03:03,593 --> 00:03:05,403 Well, aren't you a little princess? 47 00:03:05,423 --> 00:03:07,393 What are you doing outside of the castle? 48 00:03:07,433 --> 00:03:09,113 Mom, your friend is being weird. 49 00:03:09,133 --> 00:03:11,233 BoJack is not my friend. 50 00:03:11,303 --> 00:03:13,693 - Whoa! - Diane, I need you to handle Irving. 51 00:03:13,723 --> 00:03:16,243 - Handle her? - It's Take Your Daughter To Work Day. 52 00:03:16,273 --> 00:03:18,543 I took my daughter to work, she got empowered, 53 00:03:18,693 --> 00:03:21,633 and now I need you to take my daughter away from work, 54 00:03:21,653 --> 00:03:23,133 so I can actually do some. 55 00:03:23,153 --> 00:03:25,093 Mom, don't pawn me off onto your assistant. 56 00:03:25,113 --> 00:03:26,883 Can you not fight me on this, please? 57 00:03:26,903 --> 00:03:30,503 Take my car and my daughter, and go do whatever it is you do. 58 00:03:30,623 --> 00:03:32,893 Way to delegate, captain! Down low! 59 00:03:32,993 --> 00:03:35,173 Nope? Look down. Just put your eyes down. 60 00:03:35,293 --> 00:03:37,523 My hand is below your eye line. No? 61 00:03:37,543 --> 00:03:39,693 I guess you're stuck with me, kiddo. 62 00:03:39,793 --> 00:03:43,363 Sounds great, old-woman-o. 63 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:44,342 [cell phone chirps] 64 00:03:44,343 --> 00:03:46,573 What is it, BoJack? I'm at my dumb niece's wedding. 65 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:49,533 Not you, honey! A different dumb niece. 66 00:03:49,593 --> 00:03:51,313 I feel like Kelsey doesn't like me. 67 00:03:51,343 --> 00:03:53,693 You're not really the kind of person people like. 68 00:03:53,803 --> 00:03:56,073 - Right away? - Uh, sure. 69 00:03:56,143 --> 00:03:58,253 But once they get to know me, they adore me? 70 00:03:58,313 --> 00:03:59,963 How do I put this delicately? No. 71 00:04:00,103 --> 00:04:02,783 The problem is we haven't gotten any one-on-one time. 72 00:04:02,853 --> 00:04:04,663 There are always other people around. 73 00:04:04,693 --> 00:04:06,343 Filming me. Feeding me. 74 00:04:06,363 --> 00:04:08,053 Walking me to the garage at night, 75 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:10,883 because one time I saw a bag in the wind and I got spooked. 76 00:04:10,903 --> 00:04:13,333 BoJack, the only reason you want Kelsey to like you 77 00:04:13,373 --> 00:04:15,053 is because she's cold and distant. 78 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:17,893 Any time someone tries to love you, you shove them away. 79 00:04:17,913 --> 00:04:20,593 What? No, I don't, stupid. You're stupid. 80 00:04:20,713 --> 00:04:22,813 Don't be such a dumb stupid idiot, Todd. 81 00:04:22,923 --> 00:04:25,773 Okay, I gotta go. Everyone's staring at me for some reason. 82 00:04:25,883 --> 00:04:28,743 What? I'm ready. Let's take a picture. 83 00:04:29,843 --> 00:04:31,743 Hear ye! Hear ye! 84 00:04:31,843 --> 00:04:35,443 I call this meeting of P.B. Livin' to order. 85 00:04:35,553 --> 00:04:38,363 I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: 86 00:04:38,473 --> 00:04:41,073 "You have reached the end of your free trial membership 87 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:43,373 at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com." 88 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:46,003 - What a wise man. - What's on the agenda, my frienda? 89 00:04:46,023 --> 00:04:48,123 Well, here's an idea. 90 00:04:48,233 --> 00:04:51,793 What if there was a West Dakota? 91 00:04:51,903 --> 00:04:54,673 Todd, isn't that a job for the State Department? 92 00:04:54,783 --> 00:04:56,883 Well, I got a whole page of other ideas, 93 00:04:56,993 --> 00:05:00,423 each as impractical as they are prohibitively expensive. 94 00:05:00,453 --> 00:05:01,673 You know what they say: 95 00:05:01,713 --> 00:05:03,523 "You gotta spend money to make money." 96 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:05,893 So, how can I spend a lot of money? 97 00:05:06,003 --> 00:05:07,393 I know. I'll take a spa day. 98 00:05:07,503 --> 00:05:09,523 - Uh... - Eyes, prepare to receive cucumbers. 99 00:05:09,553 --> 00:05:11,802 - We're in a meeting. - You know what they say: 100 00:05:11,803 --> 00:05:14,913 "You gotta skip meetings to have meetings." See ya. 101 00:05:14,933 --> 00:05:17,373 - Wait, what should I do? - I don't know. 102 00:05:17,473 --> 00:05:20,533 Oh, maybe you could go on one of your silly Todd adventures. 103 00:05:20,643 --> 00:05:23,352 You know, whatever you do when everyone is busy with other stuff. 104 00:05:23,353 --> 00:05:25,573 [sighs] Okay. 105 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,003 [cell phone chirps] 106 00:05:27,023 --> 00:05:28,413 What is it, Todd? 107 00:05:28,443 --> 00:05:30,383 Princess Carolyn, I need something to do. 108 00:05:30,403 --> 00:05:32,713 A job, or a task, or a direction in life... 109 00:05:32,743 --> 00:05:34,933 You're my agent. Can you give my life meaning? 110 00:05:34,953 --> 00:05:36,513 I don't have time for this. 111 00:05:37,123 --> 00:05:39,393 Well, don't stop on my account. 112 00:05:39,453 --> 00:05:41,923 Princess Carolyn, do I have a purpose? 113 00:05:42,003 --> 00:05:44,143 Oh, purpose? Are you high? 114 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:45,693 Only the normal amount. 115 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:48,113 I gotta go. They're about to step on the glass. 116 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:50,443 Just stay out of trouble. 117 00:05:50,633 --> 00:05:52,033 [clucks] 118 00:05:52,093 --> 00:05:54,613 Uh, okay. 119 00:05:54,683 --> 00:05:56,413 - [horn honks] - [siren whoops] 120 00:05:57,393 --> 00:05:58,413 [sniffing] 121 00:05:58,433 --> 00:06:00,793 What I want is a hard target search 122 00:06:00,813 --> 00:06:04,543 of every gas station, backyard, outhouse, pool house... 123 00:06:04,563 --> 00:06:06,503 And can I get a black-and-white cookie, 124 00:06:06,603 --> 00:06:08,533 if it's not too G.D. troublesome? 125 00:06:08,653 --> 00:06:11,593 So, we know the chicken crossed the road. 126 00:06:13,153 --> 00:06:16,923 But the real mystery is why? 127 00:06:18,743 --> 00:06:20,843 So, what do you want to be when you grow up? 128 00:06:20,953 --> 00:06:22,162 First I'm gonna go to Brown, 129 00:06:22,163 --> 00:06:24,063 - then I'm gonna go to Yale Law. - Wow. 130 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:26,693 Then I'm gonna be the youngest Supreme Court Justice. 131 00:06:26,793 --> 00:06:30,223 - That's great. - Or, you know, something in marketing. 132 00:06:30,343 --> 00:06:31,773 Wow. 133 00:06:32,053 --> 00:06:33,983 Would you mind if we stopped by my house? 134 00:06:34,013 --> 00:06:35,243 I have to do laundry. 135 00:06:35,263 --> 00:06:38,743 So, you just, like, do laundry? That's, like, your thing? 136 00:06:38,843 --> 00:06:41,153 Okay. This whole attitude you're putting on? 137 00:06:41,263 --> 00:06:42,483 I must be Shania Twain, 138 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,333 because that don't impress me much. 139 00:06:44,433 --> 00:06:46,363 Is that a reference from the '90s? 140 00:06:46,483 --> 00:06:48,883 You know that was 20 years ago, right? 141 00:06:49,023 --> 00:06:52,043 Hey, I was just like you when I was a teenager. 142 00:06:52,153 --> 00:06:54,423 I was this badass overachiever 143 00:06:54,533 --> 00:06:56,883 that had these big plans to change the world. 144 00:06:56,993 --> 00:06:59,183 Yeah? What happened? 145 00:06:59,283 --> 00:07:02,843 Oh, you didn't hear? I changed the world. 146 00:07:04,503 --> 00:07:05,643 [Todd whistling] 147 00:07:05,663 --> 00:07:07,053 [clucking] 148 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:09,443 Did you have a nice shower? 149 00:07:09,543 --> 00:07:12,643 I made you a sandwich. Oh, but it has turkey in it. 150 00:07:12,713 --> 00:07:13,672 Is that kind of weird? 151 00:07:13,673 --> 00:07:15,433 - [clucks] - [doorbell rings] 152 00:07:15,463 --> 00:07:16,552 [officer] Police! 153 00:07:16,553 --> 00:07:18,453 - [Todd gulps] - [clucks] 154 00:07:18,513 --> 00:07:19,953 [Todd] Oh, man. [sighs] 155 00:07:20,683 --> 00:07:22,833 What seems to be the problem, Officer...? 156 00:07:22,933 --> 00:07:25,663 Fuzzyface. Meow Meow Fuzzyface. 157 00:07:25,683 --> 00:07:27,993 A Chicken 4 Dayz chicken fell off a truck, 158 00:07:28,023 --> 00:07:30,713 and I gotta find her and take her to the slaughterhouse. 159 00:07:30,773 --> 00:07:32,913 You haven't seen any chickens running around? 160 00:07:33,023 --> 00:07:34,373 No, I don't think so. 161 00:07:34,483 --> 00:07:36,793 [clucking] 162 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:40,612 - Who's this? - Uh, this is my, uh... My wife... 163 00:07:40,613 --> 00:07:43,173 - [clucks] - Becca! Yeah, my wife Becca. 164 00:07:43,283 --> 00:07:45,463 - Becca Chavez. There she is. - Okay. 165 00:07:45,543 --> 00:07:47,733 - [clucks] - Yep, she loves her books. 166 00:07:47,753 --> 00:07:49,233 Big reader. [chuckles] 167 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:50,843 - Real nerd. - [clucks] 168 00:07:50,963 --> 00:07:53,653 Back off? Okay, I'm sorry, honey. 169 00:07:53,753 --> 00:07:56,063 Hold on, if you're really a nerd, 170 00:07:56,173 --> 00:07:58,313 who's your favorite Baroque composer? 171 00:07:58,843 --> 00:07:59,813 [clucks] 172 00:07:59,883 --> 00:08:02,653 - Bach? Not Vivaldi? You're insane! - [clucks] 173 00:08:02,763 --> 00:08:04,573 Yes, I am holding a Bic pen, 174 00:08:04,683 --> 00:08:07,062 but I don't see how that's relevant, Mrs. Chavez. 175 00:08:07,063 --> 00:08:08,812 - [clucks] - Sorry. Becca. 176 00:08:08,813 --> 00:08:11,923 - [clucking] - She's a charming woman. 177 00:08:12,023 --> 00:08:15,503 I do have to look around a little bit, just so I can say I did my job. 178 00:08:15,653 --> 00:08:18,593 - Uh, don't you need a warrant? - Only if you're guilty. 179 00:08:22,493 --> 00:08:23,893 [both chuckling] 180 00:08:23,913 --> 00:08:27,492 Well, in that case, mi casa es su casa. 181 00:08:27,493 --> 00:08:29,763 [both chuckling] 182 00:08:31,963 --> 00:08:34,153 So, if anyone asks, you were born in La Jolla. 183 00:08:34,253 --> 00:08:36,183 You majored in Communications at USC, 184 00:08:36,293 --> 00:08:38,262 and now you're the booking agent 185 00:08:38,263 --> 00:08:39,842 - for Kings of Leon. - [clucks] 186 00:08:39,843 --> 00:08:42,573 - Fine, you also book Beck. - [Diane] Todd? 187 00:08:42,633 --> 00:08:44,653 Aah! I didn't find that thing in your drawer! 188 00:08:44,723 --> 00:08:46,663 Why are the police outside? 189 00:08:46,683 --> 00:08:49,953 Okay. I met this chicken and she escaped from Chicken 4 Dayz factory, 190 00:08:49,983 --> 00:08:51,442 and she doesn't speak English, 191 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:54,192 but she's my best friend and the cops are looking for her, 192 00:08:54,193 --> 00:08:56,003 and Mr. Peanutbutter went to the spa, 193 00:08:56,023 --> 00:08:58,743 and I love her, and her name is Becca. Chickenson. 194 00:08:58,863 --> 00:09:01,473 - Todd, breathe. - But we can't send Becca back. 195 00:09:01,573 --> 00:09:04,473 - They're gonna pump her full of hormones. - [clucks] 196 00:09:04,493 --> 00:09:07,103 - More hormones. - [clucking] 197 00:09:07,203 --> 00:09:09,683 I have a plan, but we gotta get her out of here now. 198 00:09:09,793 --> 00:09:13,292 - Todd, no. Becca doesn't belong to you. - But she needs our help. 199 00:09:13,293 --> 00:09:15,332 Do you know how much trouble we'd get in? 200 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:17,353 There's a policeman in our front yard. 201 00:09:17,463 --> 00:09:20,103 Uh-oh, here comes the responsible suburban housewife. 202 00:09:20,213 --> 00:09:22,433 Gonna do whatever the man says. 203 00:09:23,223 --> 00:09:24,182 [sighs] 204 00:09:24,183 --> 00:09:26,283 You're right. Let's get out of here. 205 00:09:26,303 --> 00:09:30,113 So, now you're just gonna do whatever a teenage girl says? 206 00:09:30,143 --> 00:09:32,373 - Jeezy kableezy, grow a spine. - [clucks] 207 00:09:32,393 --> 00:09:33,913 Yeah, or a backbone. 208 00:09:33,943 --> 00:09:35,022 Thank you, Becca. 209 00:09:35,023 --> 00:09:36,133 [groans] 210 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:40,413 Here chicken, chicken, chicken. 211 00:09:40,483 --> 00:09:41,402 [clucking] 212 00:09:41,403 --> 00:09:43,963 Oh, oh. Well, we're off to the beach. 213 00:09:44,073 --> 00:09:47,393 Just me and my wife, and our teenage daughter and our maid. 214 00:09:47,493 --> 00:09:50,213 - What? Why am I a maid? - Silence, maid! 215 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,542 Honey, do you want to sit in the front or the back? 216 00:09:52,543 --> 00:09:55,813 - [clucks] - And why not? Maid, you can drive. 217 00:09:55,923 --> 00:09:58,733 Hope there's not too much traffic on the 134. 218 00:09:58,843 --> 00:10:00,523 Okay, bye-bye, officer. 219 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:03,113 So long. Have a great day. 220 00:10:03,213 --> 00:10:06,233 Wait a second. The 134 doesn't go to the beach. 221 00:10:06,343 --> 00:10:07,983 Unless you took it to the 10. 222 00:10:08,093 --> 00:10:10,863 But then why wouldn't you take the 405 to the 10? 223 00:10:10,973 --> 00:10:13,033 Hold on, this pen isn't a Bic. 224 00:10:13,143 --> 00:10:15,823 No, no, this doesn't add up at all. 225 00:10:15,943 --> 00:10:19,003 Wait! That man's wife was a... 226 00:10:19,153 --> 00:10:22,633 chicken! 227 00:10:22,693 --> 00:10:24,043 [news theme music plays] 228 00:10:24,113 --> 00:10:27,593 Fowl run afoul. A funky chicken has flown the coop, 229 00:10:27,613 --> 00:10:30,843 and for a concerned populace, the sky is falling. 230 00:10:30,953 --> 00:10:33,133 Michael Morgan, Chicken 4 Dayz CEO, 231 00:10:33,243 --> 00:10:36,843 this is a public safety hazard, and your company is responsible. 232 00:10:36,963 --> 00:10:39,813 Admit it, you counted your chickens before they hatched, 233 00:10:39,923 --> 00:10:42,443 and now, those chickens have come home to roost. 234 00:10:42,553 --> 00:10:45,823 Tom, I want to take full responsibility for this mishap. 235 00:10:45,883 --> 00:10:48,193 That's why, for a limited time, everybody, 236 00:10:48,303 --> 00:10:52,783 we are offering our special Full Responsibility Poppers 237 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,793 at participating restaurants for only $4.99. 238 00:10:55,813 --> 00:10:57,232 Tell me, though, if one sees 239 00:10:57,233 --> 00:10:59,543 this delicious escaped chicken in the street, 240 00:10:59,653 --> 00:11:01,293 should they approach it, or...? 241 00:11:01,363 --> 00:11:04,673 Oh, no. I want to be very clear that this is not like a friend chicken 242 00:11:04,693 --> 00:11:06,163 you see at school or work. 243 00:11:06,283 --> 00:11:08,263 This is a special kind of food chicken 244 00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,843 that has lived its entire life indoors. 245 00:11:10,953 --> 00:11:13,563 This chicken is not socialized for the outside world. 246 00:11:13,663 --> 00:11:16,643 - Sounds like my ex-wife. Hey-yo! - [chuckles] 247 00:11:16,663 --> 00:11:18,013 Oh, Tommy. 248 00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:21,153 Look, the safest place for this chicken right now is with us, 249 00:11:21,253 --> 00:11:23,563 so we can kill it, turn it into a sludge, 250 00:11:23,673 --> 00:11:26,533 and then press that sludge into a delicious patty. 251 00:11:26,593 --> 00:11:28,743 I'd like to take this moment to apologize 252 00:11:28,843 --> 00:11:31,153 for the earlier crack about my ex-wife. 253 00:11:31,263 --> 00:11:35,193 Shannon, we shared 14 beautiful years together. 254 00:11:35,313 --> 00:11:37,293 How do you respond to allegations 255 00:11:37,393 --> 00:11:40,703 that factory farming is "torture," or "cruel," 256 00:11:40,813 --> 00:11:44,373 or "like a terrifying movie about some strange dystopian society, 257 00:11:44,443 --> 00:11:47,253 but in this monster story, the horrifying monsters are us"? 258 00:11:47,283 --> 00:11:48,723 Relax, Tommy, 259 00:11:48,823 --> 00:11:52,853 everything we do is completely legal and FDA-approved, 260 00:11:52,953 --> 00:11:55,103 so, therefore, it is fine. 261 00:11:55,203 --> 00:11:57,723 I have no follow-up questions. 262 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,393 - Okay, Todd, what's your plan? - What? 263 00:12:02,503 --> 00:12:04,073 You said you had a plan. 264 00:12:04,173 --> 00:12:07,073 Oh, yeah. My plan was: Ask Diane for help. 265 00:12:07,173 --> 00:12:09,353 And now my plan has been completed. 266 00:12:09,513 --> 00:12:11,203 Nice follow-through, Todd. 267 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,073 We have a 'roided out chicken 268 00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:15,243 and the cops on the lookout. What do we do? 269 00:12:15,263 --> 00:12:17,783 Hey, geniuses, why don't we take her to Gentle Farms? 270 00:12:17,893 --> 00:12:21,323 Yeah, no one knows chicken like chickens! 271 00:12:21,443 --> 00:12:24,593 They couldn't say that in the ad if it wasn't true. 272 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:27,843 - [clucks] - Yeah! Book Beck. You remember. 273 00:12:27,903 --> 00:12:28,873 [Diane groans] 274 00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:34,433 - And cut! Company move to... - Great news, blue-collar types. 275 00:12:34,493 --> 00:12:37,372 Instead of crew lunch today, your star has arranged 276 00:12:37,373 --> 00:12:39,773 for his favorite burrito truck to bring you lunch. 277 00:12:39,873 --> 00:12:42,303 It's me, I'm that star! 278 00:12:42,373 --> 00:12:43,803 [all cheering] 279 00:12:43,883 --> 00:12:45,653 We're not breaking for lunch yet. 280 00:12:45,673 --> 00:12:47,233 Or we could break for lunch, 281 00:12:47,253 --> 00:12:49,313 and you and I could get to know each other. 282 00:12:49,343 --> 00:12:50,693 The crew has more work to do. 283 00:12:50,723 --> 00:12:53,012 Once they've had a burrito, they'll be off their circadian rhythm... 284 00:12:53,013 --> 00:12:53,953 [cell phone rings] 285 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,663 - What? - Los Angeles P.D. 286 00:12:55,763 --> 00:12:57,863 Are you the owner of a 2002 Volvo 287 00:12:57,893 --> 00:12:59,982 with a "Reelect Al Gore" bumper sticker? 288 00:12:59,983 --> 00:13:01,623 As relevant today as it was then. 289 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:05,253 Are you aware said Volvo is currently harboring a fugitive chicken, 290 00:13:05,363 --> 00:13:08,673 along with a teenage girl, a small, sprite-like man, 291 00:13:08,823 --> 00:13:10,492 and a maid of some sort? 292 00:13:10,493 --> 00:13:12,973 That's my daughter! Not the maid. The other one. 293 00:13:13,073 --> 00:13:15,583 I'd wager they're making a run for Gentle Farms. 294 00:13:15,623 --> 00:13:17,103 Don't worry, though. 295 00:13:17,123 --> 00:13:19,933 We'll bring your daughter home, dead or alive. 296 00:13:19,953 --> 00:13:22,133 - Alive! Alive! - We're the L.A.P.D., ma'am. 297 00:13:22,163 --> 00:13:24,973 - We'll probably make the right call. - Wait, wait, wait... 298 00:13:25,043 --> 00:13:26,553 All right, troops, listen up! 299 00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:29,103 I'm ready to go after these rabble-rousers with all... 300 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:31,903 Oh, no! Not until you get a warrant! 301 00:13:32,013 --> 00:13:33,453 Ah, damn it, I hate due process! 302 00:13:33,593 --> 00:13:35,733 You're a loose cannon, Meow Meow Fuzzyface. 303 00:13:35,843 --> 00:13:39,023 No, I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? 304 00:13:39,063 --> 00:13:40,543 Is that what you think of me? 305 00:13:40,563 --> 00:13:42,253 I think you play by your own rules. 306 00:13:42,273 --> 00:13:44,623 No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken. 307 00:13:44,643 --> 00:13:47,192 These are all attributes of a loose cannon. 308 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,173 No, I'm just a reckless renegade. 309 00:13:49,193 --> 00:13:51,253 - Sergeant Stone's a loose cannon. - Aah! 310 00:13:51,403 --> 00:13:53,663 You shut your trap, Fuzzyface. 311 00:13:53,783 --> 00:13:57,223 I'd say Stone's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. 312 00:13:57,323 --> 00:13:59,923 - That's a different thing. - Now I'm just confused. 313 00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:02,473 Is Meow Meow Fuzzyface a loose cannon or not? 314 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,393 All right, put on a pot of coffee. 315 00:14:04,503 --> 00:14:06,922 We're gonna get to the bottom of this. 316 00:14:06,923 --> 00:14:08,403 [Stone groans] 317 00:14:08,423 --> 00:14:09,943 Aw, man. 318 00:14:10,003 --> 00:14:13,523 So full of burrito. Ooh. 319 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,363 Uh-oh, siesta time. 320 00:14:15,513 --> 00:14:18,993 I need to go. Irving ran off with a fugitive chicken in my car. 321 00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:20,733 We can take my car. This is perfect. 322 00:14:20,763 --> 00:14:23,243 Why is this perfect? My daughter could be in danger. 323 00:14:23,273 --> 00:14:26,543 Yes, I agree, but we can use the car ride to get some one-on-one. 324 00:14:26,563 --> 00:14:28,453 I mean, who is BoJack? 325 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,243 I'm sure I can find another ride. 326 00:14:30,363 --> 00:14:32,553 Every second you waste finding another ride, 327 00:14:32,693 --> 00:14:36,503 your daughter gets closer to getting her eyes poked out by a mutant chicken, 328 00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:39,263 or worse, death, or slightly better, teen pregnancy, 329 00:14:39,283 --> 00:14:41,003 or worse again, salmonella. 330 00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:42,463 Okay, fine. Let's go. 331 00:14:42,493 --> 00:14:44,593 Yay! I'm calling this road trip the 007, 332 00:14:44,703 --> 00:14:46,223 because we are gonna bond. 333 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,933 Up top? Down low? Either one? Both? 334 00:14:49,963 --> 00:14:52,462 [Diane] Oh, wow, you guys have a movie night here? 335 00:14:52,463 --> 00:14:55,393 - [Todd] Oh... - And we have 20 acres of pasture, 336 00:14:55,473 --> 00:14:58,033 where our chickens have hours of free play. 337 00:14:58,053 --> 00:14:59,863 See, Todd? She'll be happy here. 338 00:14:59,893 --> 00:15:01,373 [Levi] She sure will. 339 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:04,753 [both] Because no one knows chicken like chickens. 340 00:15:04,853 --> 00:15:08,583 Thank you for saving this poultry from a terrible life at a factory farm. 341 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:09,783 You're a hero. 342 00:15:09,853 --> 00:15:12,743 But what if Chicken 4 Dayz tries to get her back? 343 00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:14,673 Don't you worry about your friend. 344 00:15:14,823 --> 00:15:17,433 - That chicken belongs to us now. - [Diane] Whoa! 345 00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:20,593 - Where'd you get that gun? - You mean originally, or just now? 346 00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:22,433 - Just now. - It was in that barrel. 347 00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:25,013 - And what about originally? - Also that barrel. 348 00:15:25,123 --> 00:15:27,893 Look, Becca, I know this is hard to understand, 349 00:15:28,003 --> 00:15:30,332 but I have to go, and you can't come with me. 350 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,353 [clucks] 351 00:15:31,383 --> 00:15:34,323 No, no, you don't need to book Beck anymore. 352 00:15:34,423 --> 00:15:36,533 Now you can just be a chicken. 353 00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:39,353 See, this is where you belong, okay? 354 00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:41,373 You hear me? I don't want you no more. 355 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,663 You weren't the best friend I ever had, 356 00:15:43,763 --> 00:15:47,743 and I never loved you! Now get, Becca! 357 00:15:47,853 --> 00:15:49,653 I said get! 358 00:15:49,693 --> 00:15:51,383 [sobbing] 359 00:15:51,443 --> 00:15:53,543 [Becca clucking] 360 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:57,133 She really stretched out that dress. 361 00:15:57,243 --> 00:15:59,473 She was so horrified, she checked into rehab. 362 00:15:59,493 --> 00:16:02,013 So, I'm kind of the reason Drew Barrymore got sober. 363 00:16:02,033 --> 00:16:04,633 Did you like Never Been Kissed? If so, you're welcome. 364 00:16:04,703 --> 00:16:07,093 Can we have one conversation that isn't about you? 365 00:16:07,163 --> 00:16:09,553 I don't understand why you need me to like you. 366 00:16:09,663 --> 00:16:12,832 I don't need you to like me. It would be fun if you liked me, 367 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,672 because I'd prove my parents were wrong to never support me, 368 00:16:15,673 --> 00:16:18,302 because I earned the admiration of an authority figure, 369 00:16:18,303 --> 00:16:19,743 proving I have intrinsic worth, 370 00:16:19,763 --> 00:16:21,823 but it's not a big deal or anything. Jeez. 371 00:16:21,843 --> 00:16:25,153 Great story. You should put that in a podcast, so I can unsubscribe. 372 00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:27,083 Can this piece of junk go any faster? 373 00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:29,732 It's been screwy since I hit that deer a couple weeks back. 374 00:16:29,733 --> 00:16:31,142 Probably should get it checked out. 375 00:16:31,143 --> 00:16:32,073 [tire blows] 376 00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:34,333 [both yelling] 377 00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:36,713 [sighs] 378 00:16:36,773 --> 00:16:38,793 Probably should've gotten it checked out. 379 00:16:43,113 --> 00:16:45,423 - Those farmers seem nice. - Yeah. 380 00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:47,843 I think Becca will be really happy there. 381 00:16:47,953 --> 00:16:49,553 She'll have a nice life. 382 00:16:49,663 --> 00:16:52,593 Yeah, until they kill her. 383 00:16:52,713 --> 00:16:56,113 Well, yeah, but of all the places that will eventually kill her, 384 00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:58,563 Gentle Farms seems like the best. 385 00:16:58,673 --> 00:17:00,393 This doesn't feel right. 386 00:17:00,473 --> 00:17:02,323 Becca was our friend. 387 00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:05,222 - No. We gotta get her back. - Uh, what do you mean? 388 00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:07,262 Remember when that guy cocked his gun and said: 389 00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:08,903 "That chicken belongs to us now"? 390 00:17:08,973 --> 00:17:11,703 He wasn't doing that because he likes cocking guns. 391 00:17:11,773 --> 00:17:14,923 - Then we'll just bust her out. - Todd, there's nothing we can do. 392 00:17:14,983 --> 00:17:16,593 Where else would Becca go? 393 00:17:16,693 --> 00:17:18,253 She doesn't even speak English. 394 00:17:18,323 --> 00:17:20,013 Well, we gotta do something. 395 00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:22,843 Look, I know I'm a screw-up and all my ideas are terrible, 396 00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:26,673 but with Becca, I was responsible for something. 397 00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:28,492 I had a purpose. 398 00:17:28,493 --> 00:17:32,303 Ah. I guess you wouldn't understand. 399 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:34,843 [groans] 400 00:17:34,963 --> 00:17:36,792 - [tires screeching] - [Irving and Todd yell] 401 00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:39,723 - Oh, my God, Diane! - All right. Let's bust her out. 402 00:17:39,843 --> 00:17:42,573 Yes! Okay, and afterwards, will you get me an iPad? 403 00:17:42,673 --> 00:17:45,603 - What? No. - But I really want an iPad. 404 00:17:45,723 --> 00:17:48,533 Maybe you wouldn't understand. 405 00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:49,733 Don't push it. 406 00:17:51,683 --> 00:17:56,113 All right, all right, we've agreed. He's a loose cannon, but he gets results. 407 00:17:56,153 --> 00:17:58,793 - I can live with that. - Now, you go bust those perps. 408 00:17:58,823 --> 00:18:00,963 You'll need a maverick, a by-the-book rookie, 409 00:18:00,983 --> 00:18:03,793 and a curmudgeonly veteran one week from retirement. 410 00:18:03,953 --> 00:18:05,032 Go, go, go! 411 00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:05,973 [men speaking indistinctly] 412 00:18:05,993 --> 00:18:07,053 [news theme music plays] 413 00:18:07,123 --> 00:18:10,563 We have received word that authorities are now en route to Gentle Farms 414 00:18:10,663 --> 00:18:14,733 in an attempt to preempt the pursued poultry at the pass. 415 00:18:14,753 --> 00:18:17,353 Do we have a graphic for this? No? Where's the graphic? 416 00:18:17,383 --> 00:18:19,903 No, I'm not gonna go on until we have a graphic. 417 00:18:20,003 --> 00:18:22,433 So, make one. I'll wait. Yeah, hold on, America, 418 00:18:22,553 --> 00:18:24,783 Randy's gotta figure out how to do his job. 419 00:18:24,883 --> 00:18:27,983 Because if I don't have a graphic, Randy, 420 00:18:28,093 --> 00:18:29,863 people who are just tuning in... 421 00:18:29,893 --> 00:18:32,812 Why am I explaining this to you? This is basic journalistic... 422 00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:36,213 I swear to God! We'll be right back! 423 00:18:38,483 --> 00:18:42,463 Just got to place the jack in the right jack apparatus. 424 00:18:42,483 --> 00:18:43,953 There, I have got... 425 00:18:43,993 --> 00:18:45,723 No. I have no idea what I'm doing. 426 00:18:45,783 --> 00:18:48,393 That was me acting. Pretty convincing performance, huh? 427 00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:49,643 There's more to me... 428 00:18:49,663 --> 00:18:51,643 Are you capable of experiencing a moment 429 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,372 that you don't then make about you? 430 00:18:53,373 --> 00:18:55,162 What was your plan to get out of here? 431 00:18:55,163 --> 00:18:56,803 I don't know. Some hick will come by, 432 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,803 and I'll give him an autograph for a tow. 433 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,473 Boom, his life's changed, and you and I are on our way. 434 00:19:01,553 --> 00:19:05,033 Oh, my God. I'm going to lose custody of my daughter. 435 00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:07,393 The only reason I took this movie is for her. 436 00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:09,592 This is my one shot at a big studio movie. 437 00:19:09,593 --> 00:19:12,773 If I blow it, I'm back to making small, critically acclaimed movies 438 00:19:12,813 --> 00:19:14,743 about lesbians learning how to recycle. 439 00:19:14,773 --> 00:19:16,833 You think I want to be an indie darling? 440 00:19:16,853 --> 00:19:18,703 Who's gonna fund Irving's education? 441 00:19:18,813 --> 00:19:22,743 - Marla? With her seasonal nut butters? - Yeah, Marla sucks, right? 442 00:19:22,863 --> 00:19:25,213 Indie-darling daughters don't go to Brown, okay? 443 00:19:25,243 --> 00:19:28,263 They end up at cute pat-on-the-back factories like Vassar, 444 00:19:28,323 --> 00:19:30,753 then move back in with their indie-darling mothers 445 00:19:30,783 --> 00:19:32,713 and make puppet shows with their tampons, 446 00:19:32,743 --> 00:19:34,843 and they get a profile in New York Magazine, 447 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,313 and the cycle continues. 448 00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,643 Oh, my God, I'm a terrible mother. 449 00:19:38,753 --> 00:19:40,903 Hey, I know terrible mothers, 450 00:19:41,003 --> 00:19:43,653 and you're not a terrible mother. 451 00:19:43,753 --> 00:19:46,853 Hey, aren't you the horse from Horsin' Around? 452 00:19:46,963 --> 00:19:48,092 And you're the director 453 00:19:48,093 --> 00:19:50,773 of Women Who Love Women Who Love Recycling. 454 00:19:50,893 --> 00:19:53,783 Give you a lift in exchange for a couple autographs. 455 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,833 There he is. Right on time. 456 00:20:00,693 --> 00:20:01,923 Shh, shh, shh. 457 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:04,553 Everyone keep quiet. We gotta... 458 00:20:04,653 --> 00:20:07,133 Ooh. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 459 00:20:07,153 --> 00:20:08,793 [grunting] 460 00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:11,343 [wind chimes tinkling] 461 00:20:11,363 --> 00:20:13,293 [gong sounds] 462 00:20:13,373 --> 00:20:15,582 They probably didn't hear that. 463 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,773 Uh, that's probably a coincidence. 464 00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,733 [Levi] Someone broke onto the farm! 465 00:20:19,753 --> 00:20:21,903 Maybe they're rehearsing a one-act play 466 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,813 called Someone Broke Onto the Farm 467 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,592 and someone just said the titular line? 468 00:20:25,593 --> 00:20:26,502 [door opens] 469 00:20:26,503 --> 00:20:27,552 [gasps] This way. 470 00:20:27,553 --> 00:20:29,993 - Oh. - Irving, this isn't safe. 471 00:20:30,013 --> 00:20:31,363 Get in the car, lock the doors. 472 00:20:31,383 --> 00:20:33,313 Don't be a badass and argue with me... 473 00:20:33,343 --> 00:20:34,892 - Yeah, okay, bye! - Okay. 474 00:20:34,893 --> 00:20:37,083 Go, go, go! [panting] 475 00:20:38,023 --> 00:20:39,253 Uh... 476 00:20:39,313 --> 00:20:41,673 [clucking] 477 00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:42,923 Becca? 478 00:20:44,403 --> 00:20:46,713 Who's making that ruckus in my chicken coop? 479 00:20:46,823 --> 00:20:48,553 [all clucking loudly] 480 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:51,003 - Becca, where are you? - Becca, are you...? 481 00:20:51,153 --> 00:20:52,923 Becca? 482 00:20:53,243 --> 00:20:54,343 Is this you? 483 00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:56,433 - [clucks] - Becca? 484 00:20:56,493 --> 00:21:00,173 To... To... Todd? 485 00:21:00,253 --> 00:21:02,693 Oh, I found her! Diane! This one's Becca! 486 00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:04,983 No! Todd! Don't you get it? 487 00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,813 - They're all Becca. - Oh. 488 00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,243 Okay, go, chickens! You're free. 489 00:21:10,343 --> 00:21:11,653 Go, run to freedom! 490 00:21:11,763 --> 00:21:14,203 For generations they will tell your story! 491 00:21:14,303 --> 00:21:16,573 - [Levi] Who goes there? - Oh, oh, oh, shit! 492 00:21:16,683 --> 00:21:18,333 - We gotta hide! - Go, go, go! 493 00:21:18,393 --> 00:21:19,312 [Todd panting] 494 00:21:19,313 --> 00:21:21,123 Hide, hide! In here! Someplace safe. 495 00:21:21,183 --> 00:21:23,203 Come on, come on. Oh, no! 496 00:21:23,273 --> 00:21:25,543 [clucking] 497 00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:30,873 - Shh, shh. Becca, no, no, no! - Shh. 498 00:21:30,993 --> 00:21:34,093 [Levi] Only we know how to care for these creatures, you hear? 499 00:21:34,243 --> 00:21:38,702 Like I say: No one knows chicken like chickens. 500 00:21:38,703 --> 00:21:39,702 - [cocks gun] - [laughs] 501 00:21:39,703 --> 00:21:41,013 Oh. 502 00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:44,853 - Diane, I'm sorry I got you into this. - [sighs] It's not your fault. 503 00:21:44,963 --> 00:21:47,233 I don't know why I always get into these messes. 504 00:21:47,343 --> 00:21:50,113 You know, sometimes I feel like my whole life 505 00:21:50,213 --> 00:21:53,603 is just a series of loosely-related wacky misadventures. 506 00:21:53,723 --> 00:21:57,533 I think that's just what being in your 20s is. 507 00:21:57,643 --> 00:21:59,283 - Really? - Yeah. 508 00:21:59,393 --> 00:22:02,333 I'm supposed to be the adult here, and I'm a total mess. 509 00:22:02,393 --> 00:22:04,613 You kidding? You're the coolest person I know. 510 00:22:04,643 --> 00:22:06,812 - Really? - Yeah. You always know what to do, 511 00:22:06,813 --> 00:22:08,583 and you don't take shit from anyone. 512 00:22:08,613 --> 00:22:10,043 Is that how you see me? 513 00:22:10,153 --> 00:22:13,013 Of course. You're like Lara Croft. 514 00:22:13,113 --> 00:22:15,383 In Diane's body. 515 00:22:15,413 --> 00:22:18,933 - [Levi cocks gun] - [Todd whimpering] 516 00:22:18,993 --> 00:22:21,003 - This is our chance. Let's go! - Come on! 517 00:22:21,043 --> 00:22:22,143 [Diane] Go, go, go! 518 00:22:22,163 --> 00:22:23,303 [all gasping] 519 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,103 Please. Take me with you. 520 00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,563 I hate it here. I don't want to kill chickens. 521 00:22:27,673 --> 00:22:30,823 I want to design video games that help kids learn math. 522 00:22:30,843 --> 00:22:31,943 Oh... 523 00:22:32,003 --> 00:22:33,643 Whoa! 524 00:22:34,423 --> 00:22:36,353 I am so sorry. 525 00:22:36,473 --> 00:22:38,533 Okay, that was crazy! Just go. 526 00:22:38,643 --> 00:22:40,743 Let's get out of here! 527 00:22:46,273 --> 00:22:48,083 We're free, we're free! Oh, shit. 528 00:22:48,193 --> 00:22:49,463 [siren whoops] 529 00:22:49,523 --> 00:22:50,783 [tires screech] 530 00:22:51,693 --> 00:22:55,003 Well, well, looks like birds of a feather... 531 00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:56,383 go to jail. 532 00:22:56,403 --> 00:22:58,883 - [clucking] - Why was he wearing sunglasses 533 00:22:58,913 --> 00:23:00,143 at night? 534 00:23:02,203 --> 00:23:05,133 I hope you folks like community service. 535 00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,353 - I do. - What? Oh. 536 00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:09,792 Oh, my God, Irving, thank God you're safe. 537 00:23:09,793 --> 00:23:11,223 Mom, I'm fine. 538 00:23:11,343 --> 00:23:13,693 Stop embarrassing me in front of my cool friends. 539 00:23:13,803 --> 00:23:15,823 What? Cool? 540 00:23:15,883 --> 00:23:19,063 I mean, that's cool that you think I'm cool. 541 00:23:19,183 --> 00:23:21,993 I don't care or anything, but, you know, it's cool. 542 00:23:22,013 --> 00:23:24,222 Hey, this guy. What'd you get arrested for? 543 00:23:24,223 --> 00:23:26,022 - Being too cute? - [chuckles] 544 00:23:26,023 --> 00:23:27,293 I want to be in his cell. 545 00:23:27,353 --> 00:23:28,482 - [chuckles] - Listen up, everybody. 546 00:23:28,483 --> 00:23:31,713 I, famous celebrity BoJack Horseman, have an announcement. 547 00:23:31,773 --> 00:23:33,703 I'm going to ask you to drop all charges 548 00:23:33,733 --> 00:23:35,663 on account of me being a celebrity. 549 00:23:35,693 --> 00:23:38,293 We gracefully accept the requisite slap on the wrist 550 00:23:38,323 --> 00:23:40,503 and a brief, but ultimately pointless, trial 551 00:23:40,573 --> 00:23:43,133 in the court of public opinion. Good day. 552 00:23:43,163 --> 00:23:46,502 Well, you are famous, so you are all free to go. 553 00:23:46,503 --> 00:23:47,773 [Stone yells] 554 00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:50,063 - But what about Becca? - Took care of that, too. 555 00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:51,973 Called in a favor with Drew Barrymore, 556 00:23:52,003 --> 00:23:54,813 and she'll pay off Chicken 4 Dayz to adopt your friend. 557 00:23:54,843 --> 00:23:57,882 Does she have a meadow that Becca can frolic around in? 558 00:23:57,883 --> 00:24:00,642 You think Drew Barrymore doesn't have a frolicking meadow? 559 00:24:00,643 --> 00:24:02,432 That is the dumbest thing I've heard. 560 00:24:02,433 --> 00:24:04,083 I learned something today. 561 00:24:04,183 --> 00:24:06,203 When you think something isn't about you, 562 00:24:06,223 --> 00:24:09,113 you find a way to save the day and realize that it was, 563 00:24:09,143 --> 00:24:11,482 all along, all about you. 564 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:12,583 [groans] 565 00:24:12,653 --> 00:24:14,862 Plus, I got you all a burrito truck! 566 00:24:14,863 --> 00:24:17,093 - Hooray! - Yay! I'm great! 567 00:24:20,823 --> 00:24:23,793 So, after all that, the only thing that saved Becca 568 00:24:23,913 --> 00:24:26,183 was that BoJack was friends with Drew Barrymore? 569 00:24:26,243 --> 00:24:28,803 - Yep. - So, did anything we did matter? 570 00:24:28,913 --> 00:24:30,513 - Nope. - I think it did. 571 00:24:30,963 --> 00:24:32,403 I think we made a difference. 572 00:24:32,503 --> 00:24:34,693 A small one, but a difference. 573 00:24:34,793 --> 00:24:37,103 Yeah, I think we did, too. 574 00:24:37,213 --> 00:24:40,443 I think we really changed things for the better. 575 00:24:41,227 --> 00:24:45,494 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 576 00:24:45,503 --> 00:24:46,932 ♪ Back in the '90s ♪ 577 00:24:46,933 --> 00:24:52,703 ♪ I was in a very famous TV show ♪ 578 00:24:53,983 --> 00:24:56,362 - ♪ I'm BoJack the horse ♪ - ♪ BoJack! ♪ 579 00:24:56,363 --> 00:25:01,553 ♪ BoJack the horse Don't act like you don't know ♪ 580 00:25:03,323 --> 00:25:07,713 ♪ And I'm trying to hold onto my past ♪ 581 00:25:07,743 --> 00:25:12,622 ♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪ 582 00:25:12,623 --> 00:25:16,252 ♪ I guess I'll just try And make you understand ♪ 583 00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:20,462 ♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪ 584 00:25:20,463 --> 00:25:24,722 ♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪ 585 00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:26,573 ♪ BoJack! ♪ 586 00:25:29,433 --> 00:25:32,533 Boxer versus raptor. Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na.