1 00:00:07,817 --> 00:00:11,404 I'm sorry I broke your expensive bachelor vase. 2 00:00:11,488 --> 00:00:12,405 Aww. 3 00:00:12,489 --> 00:00:15,534 That's all right. I've learned that when you're in a loving family 4 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,661 there's nothing wrong with a little horsin' around. 5 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:20,913 Cut! 6 00:00:20,997 --> 00:00:22,374 That's the show, folks. 7 00:00:22,457 --> 00:00:24,876 Now, let's hear it for our amazing cast. 8 00:00:24,959 --> 00:00:26,127 Joelle. 9 00:00:26,211 --> 00:00:27,086 Bradley. 10 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:28,754 Little Sarah Lynn. 11 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:33,510 And our star, BoJack Horseman! 12 00:00:33,593 --> 00:00:36,054 Thanks for coming out. Thank you very much. 13 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,638 --Wow! 14 00:00:37,722 --> 00:00:38,557 Great pilot. 15 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:42,185 We got the biggest laugh I ever heard with that "gag me with a spoon" joke. 16 00:00:42,268 --> 00:00:45,230 And then we topped it with the "get a room" joke. 17 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:46,814 This was so fun. 18 00:00:46,898 --> 00:00:48,358 Do we get to make more? 19 00:00:48,441 --> 00:00:49,901 I think we got a real shot. 20 00:00:49,984 --> 00:00:53,696 And as long as the ratings don't dip below a dismal 15 million a night, 21 00:00:53,779 --> 00:00:55,574 we could be on the air for many years. 22 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:56,533 -No way! -All right! 23 00:00:56,616 --> 00:00:57,992 -Your Squirt, sir. -Thank you. 24 00:00:58,076 --> 00:01:00,579 And if that happens, take care of each other. 25 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:04,082 No matter what, we're going to stick together. 26 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:19,365 Thank you, Tina, for those touching grunts and growls. 27 00:02:19,449 --> 00:02:20,450 I'm Henry Winkler. 28 00:02:20,533 --> 00:02:23,995 You probably remember me from my 2002 guest role 29 00:02:24,078 --> 00:02:26,372 Special Victims Unit. 30 00:02:26,456 --> 00:02:27,332 -Whoo! -Thank you. 31 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:30,918 But perhaps the greatest role I've ever played is friend. 32 00:02:31,002 --> 00:02:32,671 Herb was a dear friend 33 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:37,133 and I am honored to be dedicating this bench in his memory. 34 00:02:38,718 --> 00:02:42,221 In his last days, Herb's cancer had gone into remission. 35 00:02:42,305 --> 00:02:43,389 He was full of hope. 36 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,851 But on the drive home from the hospital, his brakes gave out, 37 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:49,270 he crashed into a truck full of peanuts. 38 00:02:49,354 --> 00:02:52,607 He survived the crash, but he was allergic to peanuts. 39 00:02:52,691 --> 00:02:53,858 He died instantly. 40 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:56,861 Let us now read his final tweets. 41 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:59,155 "I'm gonna live forever! 42 00:02:59,238 --> 00:03:00,615 Hashtag 'cancer free.' 43 00:03:00,699 --> 00:03:02,450 Hashtag 'invincible.' 44 00:03:02,534 --> 00:03:05,161 Hashtag 'tweeting while driving.' 45 00:03:05,244 --> 00:03:07,622 Oh, no, I think I'm gonna hit that truck. 46 00:03:07,706 --> 00:03:10,875 Hashtag 'hopefully it isn't full of peanuts.' 47 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:14,003 Hashtag 'Oh, no. It was full of peanuts.'" 48 00:03:15,046 --> 00:03:17,131 I was wondering where you wandered off to. 49 00:03:17,256 --> 00:03:18,966 -Oh, shit. Hey. -Hey. 50 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:20,926 I'm no good with funerals. 51 00:03:21,010 --> 00:03:24,681 When I cry, it messes up my makeup and then I get really bummed out. 52 00:03:24,764 --> 00:03:25,640 Yeah, same for me. 53 00:03:25,724 --> 00:03:27,892 Herb told me you came by the house last summer. 54 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,185 Yeah? 55 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:31,979 Did he tell you anything else? 56 00:03:32,063 --> 00:03:35,066 No, we talked about cancer, how hard it is living with cancer, 57 00:03:35,149 --> 00:03:37,276 about the L.A. Kings, and then back to cancer. 58 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,779 -Probably-- -Then I read that chapter in your book 59 00:03:39,862 --> 00:03:42,657 about how he never forgave you and he tried to kick you out of the house 60 00:03:42,741 --> 00:03:45,368 and you ended up wrestling on the floor over a telescope. 61 00:03:45,451 --> 00:03:48,037 -Oh, you did read that part? -Yeah. 62 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:51,249 I just wish there was something I could do. 63 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:53,125 Okay, I gotta go. 64 00:03:53,209 --> 00:03:55,127 Wait, I haven't seen you in 30 years. 65 00:03:55,211 --> 00:03:58,381 You wanna go grab a cup of vodka? I-- I'm sorry, the funeral. 66 00:03:58,464 --> 00:03:59,882 I mean, a bottle of vodka? 67 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,634 No. You should stick around. 68 00:04:01,718 --> 00:04:04,345 Hey, maybe you'll find that something you're looking for. 69 00:04:04,721 --> 00:04:07,348 But if you're ever in New Mexico, drop me a line. 70 00:04:07,432 --> 00:04:08,349 New Mexico? 71 00:04:08,433 --> 00:04:09,768 I thought you lived in Maine. 72 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,143 I always pictured you there. 73 00:04:11,227 --> 00:04:12,395 A little house by a lake? 74 00:04:12,895 --> 00:04:15,398 I was just there for, like, a month, 30 years ago. 75 00:04:15,481 --> 00:04:18,067 -I live outside Santa Fe now. -Oh. 76 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:29,370 - Think everyone here read my book? - I didn't. 77 00:04:29,454 --> 00:04:30,538 Of course you didn't. 78 00:04:30,663 --> 00:04:32,832 Shut up, Todd! 79 00:04:32,915 --> 00:04:35,376 Okay, you're clearly in one of your moods. 80 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:39,297 I'm gonna go play astronaut in the trunk of your car for the next few hours. 81 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:40,881 Have fun being sad. 82 00:04:41,006 --> 00:04:43,676 Do you know what you're supposed to do with our date pits? 83 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,262 Why serve dates and not have a place to put the pits? 84 00:04:46,345 --> 00:04:48,347 You know, some people just have no class. 85 00:04:48,431 --> 00:04:50,099 What are you doing here? You didn't know Herb. 86 00:04:50,182 --> 00:04:53,936 No, but I do know a hot ticket, and this funeral's a real whom's-whom. 87 00:04:54,019 --> 00:04:56,481 Henry Winkler, Jake and Maggot Gyllenhaal, 88 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:59,358 that Pakistani girl who keeps winning Nobel Prizes. 89 00:04:59,442 --> 00:05:00,943 I'm gonna go rub me some elbows. 90 00:05:01,026 --> 00:05:03,279 There's so much to hate about what you just said. 91 00:05:03,362 --> 00:05:06,699 Good news. You know when someone dies, everyone wants to buy their shit? 92 00:05:06,783 --> 00:05:08,576 You're lucky you have a piece of Horsin' Around, 93 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:10,745 because this is where money starts rolling in. 94 00:05:10,829 --> 00:05:12,664 I don't want that. That's blood money. 95 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:15,207 Well, what do you want me to do with it? It's coming. 96 00:05:15,291 --> 00:05:17,084 I don't know. Give it to some orphans. 97 00:05:17,168 --> 00:05:19,128 -I can't deal with this. -Oh, come on! 98 00:05:19,211 --> 00:05:22,381 You don't think Elton John was raking it in when Diana died? 99 00:05:22,465 --> 00:05:26,427 More like "Candle in the Windfall." Cha-ching! Hmm... 100 00:05:27,804 --> 00:05:32,183 You have to live with the shitty thing you did for the rest of your life. 101 00:05:33,225 --> 00:05:34,059 Huh. 102 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:36,521 Hello, love. 103 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,857 Hey, Joelle, I actually came here to be alone. 104 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,150 I'm at my wit's end, I truly am. 105 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:44,403 I just flew in across the pond and I don't know which end is up. 106 00:05:44,487 --> 00:05:48,533 This might be a stupid question, but were you always so... British? 107 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:51,786 Oh, let's get some light in here, it's so dreadfully dreary. 108 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:54,622 Because I'm, like, 70 percent sure you used to be American. 109 00:05:54,706 --> 00:05:55,581 That's better. 110 00:05:55,665 --> 00:05:58,459 Hey, this one's having a freak-out. She needs to lie down. 111 00:05:58,543 --> 00:05:59,752 I'm not freaking out. 112 00:05:59,836 --> 00:06:02,588 I just don't understand why that lady was being all judgy. 113 00:06:02,672 --> 00:06:06,300 You were touching her face and telling her she was gonna die next. 114 00:06:06,425 --> 00:06:08,594 I'm eccentric. I do weird shit. 115 00:06:08,678 --> 00:06:10,638 How is that my problem? 116 00:06:10,722 --> 00:06:14,433 Hey, when was the last time all four of us were in the same room? 117 00:06:14,517 --> 00:06:16,602 Probably not since the show ended. 118 00:06:16,686 --> 00:06:19,230 Yeah, I left California pretty much right after. 119 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:21,733 Now I got the biggest hardware store in Seattle. 120 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:24,068 That's a lie. We're actually in Olympia. 121 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:27,988 And I'm on the West End playing Juliet's... nurse. 122 00:06:28,072 --> 00:06:30,241 -And how are your kids? -I don't have any kids. 123 00:06:30,324 --> 00:06:32,410 Oh, I just assumed you had a bunch of kids, 124 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,537 'cause, you know, your body. 125 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:35,496 Come on, Sarah Lynn. 126 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:37,623 I assumed you weren't still a massive cunt. 127 00:06:37,707 --> 00:06:40,752 -Jesus Christ, Joelle. -That's an okay thing to say in England. 128 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:42,962 Shove it up your ass with a spoonful of sugar, 129 00:06:43,045 --> 00:06:45,798 you supercalifragilisticexpiali-bitch! 130 00:06:45,882 --> 00:06:47,800 -Guys, hey, hey, come on. -Let go of me! 131 00:06:47,926 --> 00:06:50,845 -I'm gonna hulk out! -Guys, can we just be civil for one day? 132 00:06:50,929 --> 00:06:53,097 -Oh, you're one to talk. -What's that mean? 133 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,641 Were you being civil when you had sex with my mom? 134 00:06:55,725 --> 00:06:59,437 What? I never-- Why would--? Wait, which one was your mom? Blond hair? Glasses? 135 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,314 -No. -This sucks. You guys suck. 136 00:07:02,398 --> 00:07:04,358 I don't even know why I came to this party. 137 00:07:04,442 --> 00:07:06,569 It's not a party, it's Herb's funeral. 138 00:07:06,652 --> 00:07:07,779 Herb died? 139 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:11,073 You know, maybe it's for the best we don't get together that often. 140 00:07:11,156 --> 00:07:13,200 We'd most likely drive each other mad. 141 00:07:13,284 --> 00:07:15,954 Well, no one knows how to get under your skin like family. 142 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,371 We're not a family, BoJack. 143 00:07:17,455 --> 00:07:20,833 We probably won't even see each other again, until the next funeral. 144 00:07:22,585 --> 00:07:24,963 -Why are you all looking at me? -You are the oldest. 145 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:26,589 You are a severe alcoholic. 146 00:07:26,672 --> 00:07:30,009 I'm honestly so high right now, I don't even know where I'm looking. 147 00:07:30,134 --> 00:07:33,137 Anyway, so long, thanks for the memories, 148 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,932 and don't forget to suck a dick, dumbshi-- 149 00:07:36,015 --> 00:07:39,101 Pardon me. Is one of you Sarah Lynn? 150 00:07:39,184 --> 00:07:41,771 I am. Of course. God, are you blind? 151 00:07:41,854 --> 00:07:42,939 Yes. 152 00:07:43,022 --> 00:07:44,231 Well, forgive me. 153 00:07:44,315 --> 00:07:46,943 I'm Herb Kazzaz's blind executor. 154 00:07:47,026 --> 00:07:53,449 Per the instructions of his last will and testament, I am to give you this disk. 155 00:07:54,033 --> 00:07:54,867 Am I close? 156 00:07:54,951 --> 00:07:56,661 Just take the disk from the guy. 157 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:59,998 It contains directions to Herb's gold. 158 00:08:00,039 --> 00:08:01,248 Herb's gold? 159 00:08:01,332 --> 00:08:03,208 There were no further details. 160 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:05,044 He was a peculiar client. 161 00:08:05,127 --> 00:08:07,588 I told him, I'm not actually an attorney, 162 00:08:07,672 --> 00:08:09,131 I'm just a blind man. 163 00:08:09,214 --> 00:08:12,301 Still, Herb thought me wise for some reason. 164 00:08:12,426 --> 00:08:15,888 Perhaps it is my overly formal manner of speech. 165 00:08:15,972 --> 00:08:19,017 I bid you good day. 166 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,810 Oh, pardon me. Ow! 167 00:08:20,893 --> 00:08:22,269 Right at shin level. 168 00:08:22,353 --> 00:08:25,064 What are we supposed to do with a floppy disk? 169 00:08:25,147 --> 00:08:26,065 Hmm... 170 00:08:26,148 --> 00:08:27,191 So, what's up, kiddo? 171 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,944 BoJack and my mom are becoming, like, friends 172 00:08:30,028 --> 00:08:31,487 and they're acting real weird. 173 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:32,697 Oof! Uh... 174 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:36,325 Hey, guys, guys, come on! 175 00:08:36,408 --> 00:08:37,994 There's somebody beneath you! 176 00:08:38,077 --> 00:08:39,495 Jeez, all day with the... 177 00:08:39,578 --> 00:08:41,246 Listen, kiddo, forget about them. 178 00:08:41,372 --> 00:08:44,458 You wanna check out this cool new game I got? 179 00:08:44,542 --> 00:08:46,544 You have solitaire? On your computer? 180 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,254 Yep. It only took 12 disks to install it. 181 00:08:49,338 --> 00:08:50,297 Wow! 182 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,842 Herb's computer had a floppy disk drive. 183 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:56,512 I bet it's still in his old office. Unless somebody else moved in. 184 00:08:56,595 --> 00:08:58,389 Nobody wanted Herb's office, remember? 185 00:08:58,472 --> 00:09:02,309 Because it was under tap dancing star Savion Glover's office. Let's go. 186 00:09:02,393 --> 00:09:04,603 -What? Right now? -Yeah. Don't you get it? 187 00:09:04,687 --> 00:09:06,438 Herb's giving us a reunion special. 188 00:09:06,522 --> 00:09:10,068 Remember how he always wanted to do a treasure hunt episode of Horsin' Around 189 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,195 but the network said it was too edgy? This is that episode. 190 00:09:13,278 --> 00:09:15,740 -I just don't know. -Yeah, I don't want to do that. 191 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,743 Wait, so you'd rather just stay at this funeral and be sad, 192 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:22,580 instead of going on a crazy adventure to find our dead friend's secret treasure? 193 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,582 Do you have any idea how insane you sound? 194 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:27,585 Oh, I get it. You just don't wanna be here. 195 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,794 No, that's not it. 196 00:09:28,878 --> 00:09:31,756 Herb clearly wanted us to do this, as a family. 197 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,091 Who cares what he wanted? 198 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,926 He doesn't, because he's dead. 199 00:09:35,051 --> 00:09:37,011 And we all know he hated your guts. 200 00:09:37,095 --> 00:09:39,471 Yeah. He was my best friend and he died hating me 201 00:09:39,555 --> 00:09:41,348 and nothing I do is gonna change that, 202 00:09:41,432 --> 00:09:44,476 but Herb left you that disk because he wanted us to find his gold. 203 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:48,564 If we can honor Herb's last wish, then that's something. 204 00:09:48,647 --> 00:09:50,566 I don't know what, but it's something. 205 00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:54,820 -Okay. For Herb. -Fine. 206 00:09:54,904 --> 00:09:57,698 -Shotgun! -Everyone knows you can't call shotgun 207 00:09:57,782 --> 00:10:00,325 -before you see the car! -My turn! Get out of my way! 208 00:10:00,409 --> 00:10:01,869 Brad, hang on one second. 209 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,789 Your mom wasn't redheaded twins, right? 210 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,290 -No. -Okay. 211 00:10:06,624 --> 00:10:08,584 Hi, Henry Winkler. 212 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:12,046 I loved you in that one episode SVU. 213 00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:13,714 Oh, thank you. 214 00:10:13,798 --> 00:10:16,300 How would you like to narrate a documentary for-- 215 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,302 Hey, listen, I am so flattered, 216 00:10:18,427 --> 00:10:21,847 but today is about Herb, so let's respect that. 217 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:24,142 Oh, God, I-- I'm so sorry. 218 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,852 I'll let you get back to your business. 219 00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:32,066 Hey, Winkly, such a shame, isn't it? About our friend Herb? 220 00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:33,859 It really burns my brisket 221 00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:37,071 that some people would turn a funeral into some kind of schmoozefest. 222 00:10:37,155 --> 00:10:38,906 Yeah. I know. 223 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:41,450 Those other people are the worst. 224 00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:43,702 I bet that woman barely knew Herb. 225 00:10:43,786 --> 00:10:45,412 Anyway, hi, I'm Henry. 226 00:10:45,496 --> 00:10:48,166 I used to volunteer with Herb at Habitat For Humanity. 227 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:52,086 Or as we like to call it, Herbitat For Henranity. 228 00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:55,297 We spent most of the day working on that name, 229 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:58,509 and only part of the day building, but still, we helped some people. 230 00:10:58,634 --> 00:11:02,721 -How did you know Herb? -We also volunteered at a, um... 231 00:11:03,222 --> 00:11:08,060 soup plantation-- Kitchen! Soup kitchen! Whichever one is the good one. 232 00:11:08,144 --> 00:11:10,521 What? I never knew you did that. 233 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:12,523 Princess Carolyn, please elaborate. 234 00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:16,443 Oh, hey, Mr. Peanutbutter, why don't you talk about how you knew Herb? 235 00:11:16,527 --> 00:11:19,113 Oh, I never met the guy. I'm just here to schmooze. 236 00:11:19,197 --> 00:11:22,700 Tell us about your thing, though, it sounds fascinating. 237 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:26,370 Everyone, gather round and listen to Princess Carolyn's story. 238 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,705 Okay. 239 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,878 Wow, Herb kept all this old stuff. 240 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,504 He sure did. 241 00:11:35,587 --> 00:11:39,175 Look, one of those answering machines with tapes. 242 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:42,469 Mr. Kazzaz, this is Manny from Pep Boys. 243 00:11:42,594 --> 00:11:45,305 We fixed the brakes on your car, pick it up tomorrow. 244 00:11:45,389 --> 00:11:48,100 Just to reiterate, your brakes are in great shape 245 00:11:48,184 --> 00:11:50,352 and shouldn't give you any more trouble. 246 00:11:50,435 --> 00:11:53,397 Unless, of course, someone intentionally cut them, 247 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,441 but why would anyone do that? I'm sorry, I'm rambling. 248 00:11:56,525 --> 00:11:58,736 Probably because I'm such a big fan. 249 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,780 Horsin' Around was a goddamn riot! 250 00:12:01,864 --> 00:12:04,075 I especially loved those kids. 251 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,493 You know, wasn't so crazy about the horse, though-- 252 00:12:06,577 --> 00:12:08,787 Message deleted. 253 00:12:08,913 --> 00:12:10,455 Mm... How curious. 254 00:12:10,539 --> 00:12:12,833 How could you like Horsin' Around but not the horse? 255 00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:15,086 That's like watching Castle but hating castles. 256 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,796 I mean, I've never seen it. I assume it's about castles. 257 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:18,839 - Wow! 258 00:12:18,923 --> 00:12:22,593 Look at all these old 20th century relics. 259 00:12:23,928 --> 00:12:25,930 -How did you get here? -I was in your trunk. 260 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:29,683 Now I'm in outer space. 261 00:12:29,767 --> 00:12:31,685 Cut it out with your childish high jinks. 262 00:12:31,769 --> 00:12:33,395 Yeah, get out of here, dweeb. 263 00:12:33,478 --> 00:12:34,605 Whoa, can't I help? 264 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:37,900 Here's 10 bucks. There's a Squirt machine by the garage. Get five cans. 265 00:12:37,983 --> 00:12:40,569 You got it. I won't let you down. 266 00:12:40,652 --> 00:12:42,654 --Oh, no! 267 00:12:42,738 --> 00:12:44,198 Your mom, was her name Karen? 268 00:12:44,282 --> 00:12:45,991 -Can we drop it? -Something with a "K"? 269 00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:49,411 Her name is Nora. You know, my parents got a divorce because of you. 270 00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:53,874 Nora? I don't know. I banged so many chicks in the '80s. 271 00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:57,795 Okay, Todd, you can do this. 272 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:58,963 Five Squirts. 273 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:03,092 You just need to take this money and put it in that machine. 274 00:13:03,175 --> 00:13:05,928 This-- Wait, what? What happened to the $10? 275 00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:10,849 No! Wind! Be cool! 276 00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:12,851 - Hey! That's mine! 277 00:13:12,935 --> 00:13:15,479 --Oh... 278 00:13:17,189 --> 00:13:20,359 Why does this always happen to me? 279 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,905 Looks like Herb set up a password. 280 00:13:24,989 --> 00:13:27,532 Oh, this is easy. Try "BoJack." 281 00:13:27,616 --> 00:13:30,369 -No. Didn't work. -"BoJack-BFF"? 282 00:13:30,452 --> 00:13:32,663 "BoJack-I-Forgive-You"? 283 00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:33,872 Well, I'm out of ideas. 284 00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:35,540 Hmm... 285 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,170 I'm just, like, so mad. 286 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,171 Well, you should be. 287 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,589 You're on the show that fired Herb Kazzaz. 288 00:13:42,673 --> 00:13:45,467 What are the writers doing to my baby? Are they killing it? 289 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:48,846 Are they putting my baby into a car, then driving the car into a lake? 290 00:13:48,971 --> 00:13:50,931 Topical! I still got it! 291 00:13:51,015 --> 00:13:53,558 They keep giving the best story lines to Sarah Lynn. 292 00:13:53,642 --> 00:13:56,228 I haven't gotten a single very special episode. 293 00:13:56,312 --> 00:13:58,897 When am I gonna learn about drunk driving? 294 00:13:58,981 --> 00:14:01,900 Don't worry so much. It's my legacy they're crapping all over. 295 00:14:01,984 --> 00:14:03,944 You're gonna come out smelling like a daisy. 296 00:14:04,028 --> 00:14:06,030 You're too good for this TV stuff, anyway. 297 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,407 You're a real actress, you should be doing theater. 298 00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:09,408 Hold on. 299 00:14:09,491 --> 00:14:11,994 Hey, Joelle. Wanna go to the mall this weekend? 300 00:14:12,077 --> 00:14:14,413 Don't you have any friends your own age from school? 301 00:14:14,538 --> 00:14:18,083 No. My mom's boyfriend home-schools me. He's a photographer. 302 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:21,461 I'm going to the Lilith Fair this weekend to support female solidarity. 303 00:14:21,545 --> 00:14:23,714 -So scram! -Oh... 304 00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:26,884 Hey, be nicer to Sarah Lynn, will you? She didn't choose this life. 305 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,053 family. 306 00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:32,264 Okay? You two are family, whether you like it or not, 307 00:14:32,348 --> 00:14:35,976 and that's the most important thing. You listening? What's the most important? 308 00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:38,770 Family. It's family. I get it. 309 00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:41,440 I've got it! The password is... 310 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,443 "password." 311 00:14:44,776 --> 00:14:45,694 It worked! 312 00:14:45,777 --> 00:14:47,071 Good thinking, Joelle. 313 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,365 So in that memory, were you British or American? 314 00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:51,575 The disk just has just one file on it, it's-- 315 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,286 It's the address of a storage locker in Van Nuys. 316 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,538 A storage locker? Ugh! 317 00:14:56,621 --> 00:14:58,457 This treasure hunt sucks. 318 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,962 At long last, can you keep down the noise, keep down the funk? 319 00:15:04,046 --> 00:15:08,300 If tap dancing was gonna be a cool thing, it would have caught on by now! 320 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,724 And when the mayor gave us the key to the city, 321 00:15:15,807 --> 00:15:21,688 Herb said, "Volunteering isn't about keys. It's about people." 322 00:15:21,772 --> 00:15:23,274 -How touching. -Good story. 323 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,901 -Who are you again? -Wow, that was touching. 324 00:15:25,984 --> 00:15:27,569 A story that could never be topped. 325 00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:28,946 Or could it? 326 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:32,866 Princess Carolyn, sing us another song in the key of Kazzaz. 327 00:15:32,950 --> 00:15:34,826 You clearly knew the man so well. 328 00:15:34,910 --> 00:15:38,914 Please tell us another story but with even more details. 329 00:15:38,997 --> 00:15:41,959 Yes. That's a great idea, Mr. Dog-Man. 330 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,544 Tell us another story, Pink Cat Lady. 331 00:15:44,628 --> 00:15:46,297 Story, story! 332 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,382 Come on, everybody. What is this, a funeral? 333 00:15:48,466 --> 00:15:51,635 Story, story, story! 334 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,971 Well, you blew it again. 335 00:15:54,096 --> 00:15:55,722 You really are a dweeb. 336 00:15:55,806 --> 00:15:57,015 Don't say that. 337 00:15:57,099 --> 00:15:59,518 Whoa, who are you? 338 00:15:59,601 --> 00:16:01,853 Some kind of magical trash troll? 339 00:16:01,937 --> 00:16:03,397 No. I'm a janitor. 340 00:16:03,481 --> 00:16:06,066 But I was clearing out some of the old stages, 341 00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:09,445 and I found this transformation chamber. 342 00:16:09,528 --> 00:16:11,155 Looks like a bunch of old junk. 343 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,864 Let me tell you a story. 344 00:16:12,948 --> 00:16:17,661 Back in the '90s, the biggest dweeb of them all was Steve Urkel. 345 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,037 Oh, yeah. 346 00:16:19,121 --> 00:16:22,458 It was so funny how he never knew whether or not he did that. 347 00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:26,462 Right. Well, nerdy Steve Urkel invented a machine 348 00:16:26,545 --> 00:16:30,424 that transformed him into the debonair Stefan Urquelle. 349 00:16:30,508 --> 00:16:34,594 Mr. Janitor, you're standing next to a machine right now. 350 00:16:34,719 --> 00:16:37,055 Yes. That's why I brought it up. 351 00:16:37,139 --> 00:16:38,807 Now, this is just a prop. 352 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:41,560 But it represents a very powerful idea. 353 00:16:41,643 --> 00:16:46,690 So if I go through that magic machine, I'll become cool and confident? 354 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,651 No, it's a-- It's a prop. I just said-- 355 00:16:54,739 --> 00:16:57,701 -I feel different. -Now, son-- 356 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:00,037 Todd? Who's Todd? 357 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,081 My name's Toad. Toad Chavay. 358 00:17:03,165 --> 00:17:05,083 And I gotta get my bubble on. 359 00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:08,253 Machine? Squirt me. Hi-yah! 360 00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:12,174 That'll do, machine. 361 00:17:17,929 --> 00:17:19,056 Hmm... 362 00:17:20,057 --> 00:17:22,684 Look at all this Horsin' Around fan correspondence 363 00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,644 Herb received in the post. Capital! 364 00:17:25,396 --> 00:17:26,313 Guys. 365 00:17:29,525 --> 00:17:31,985 Someone already got to Herb's gold. 366 00:17:32,069 --> 00:17:33,070 Oh, shit. 367 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,780 There's a bunch of fur in here. 368 00:17:35,864 --> 00:17:36,990 It's bear fur. 369 00:17:37,908 --> 00:17:40,160 I can tell. My stepdad was a bear. 370 00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:43,663 Herb's nurse is a bear. You think she knew about this gold? 371 00:17:43,747 --> 00:17:46,542 Hey, listen to this letter. I think it might be a clue. 372 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:50,003 Ahem. "Dear Herb, just finished reading your novel. 373 00:17:50,087 --> 00:17:51,171 It's phenomenal. 374 00:17:51,255 --> 00:17:54,049 I'm jealous. I wish I wrote it. 375 00:17:54,132 --> 00:17:57,052 Sincerely, Henry Winkler, 376 00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:59,804 the guy from that one episode SVU." 377 00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:01,306 Herb wrote a novel? 378 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,058 Oh... 379 00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:05,977 You look thin. Did you get into CrossFit? 380 00:18:06,061 --> 00:18:07,563 No, Sarah Lynn, I'm dying. 381 00:18:07,646 --> 00:18:11,149 Whatever it is, it is super slimming. I am for totes jel over here. 382 00:18:11,233 --> 00:18:12,484 It's rectal cancer. 383 00:18:12,568 --> 00:18:14,528 Ew! Some of us are eating. 384 00:18:14,612 --> 00:18:17,573 Look, the reason I called you is because I need a favor. 385 00:18:17,656 --> 00:18:19,491 Want me to leak a nude pic for charity? 386 00:18:19,575 --> 00:18:21,826 I want you to sober up. 387 00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:25,247 First of all, rude. Second, gross. And third, why? 388 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:29,167 I have a very important job for you, but if you're zonked out all the time, 389 00:18:29,251 --> 00:18:31,920 I'm not sure I can trust you with the responsibility. 390 00:18:32,003 --> 00:18:35,507 No! I can do it! I'll get clean tomorrow. 391 00:18:36,592 --> 00:18:38,218 I said tomorrow, right? 392 00:18:38,302 --> 00:18:41,597 I've been working on this novel. I wanna be remembered for something. 393 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,849 All I ever did was that stupid sitcom that got ripped away from me. 394 00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:47,978 But now, with this book, I have something good. 395 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:50,522 I'm telling you, this book is gold. 396 00:18:50,606 --> 00:18:53,525 -It's my Kazzaz-terpiece. -Whoa. 397 00:18:53,609 --> 00:18:57,571 I want you to make sure it gets published after I die. 398 00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,323 You can count on me. 399 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,741 To life, huh? It'll kill you. 400 00:19:02,451 --> 00:19:05,162 Oh, my God, the gold is his manuscript. 401 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:08,165 Herb made me promise to get it published after he died. 402 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,208 And you're just remembering this now? 403 00:19:10,292 --> 00:19:13,837 Yeah, I'm remembering a lot of stuff. The ketamine's wearing off. 404 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,257 Oh, my God, you were the other kid on Horsin' Around. 405 00:19:17,341 --> 00:19:20,135 That's why you've been following us around all day. 406 00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:24,264 So no one's read this book except for Henry Winkler 407 00:19:24,389 --> 00:19:27,851 -and now the book is missing? -He must have been waiting for Herb to die 408 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,437 so he could steal the book and publish it himself. 409 00:19:30,521 --> 00:19:32,606 But then when the cancer went into remission-- 410 00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:33,565 Oh, my God. 411 00:19:33,649 --> 00:19:36,026 Guys, I don't think that car crash was an accident. 412 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,987 I think Herb might have been murdered! 413 00:19:41,573 --> 00:19:42,491 What's going on? 414 00:19:42,574 --> 00:19:44,451 Something about a merger? 415 00:19:48,163 --> 00:19:51,291 My name's Toad, baby. 416 00:19:57,756 --> 00:20:00,050 Yeah. 417 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,927 Coolsville, daddy-o. 418 00:20:03,011 --> 00:20:06,223 Oh, lookie here. 419 00:20:06,598 --> 00:20:07,974 Yeah. 420 00:20:08,058 --> 00:20:10,143 Yo! That's my bike! 421 00:20:10,852 --> 00:20:13,564 Oops. Did I do that? 422 00:20:15,607 --> 00:20:21,572 Damn. I know I should be mad, but that guy's just so cool. 423 00:20:22,197 --> 00:20:23,990 And when the river finally stopped, 424 00:20:24,074 --> 00:20:26,826 Herb went over to a poor little Ottawan boy 425 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:28,953 and he said, "Son, you have water now." 426 00:20:29,037 --> 00:20:32,457 You know, a lot of people go their whole lives and they never give a damn. 427 00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:36,461 But Herb? He gave those beavers a dam. 428 00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:37,921 That was beautiful. 429 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,840 You clearly had a special relationship. 430 00:20:40,924 --> 00:20:42,926 We were gonna sprinkle Herb over the ocean, 431 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:46,263 but his resting place should be someplace meaningful, don't you think? 432 00:20:46,388 --> 00:20:49,600 Why don't you take this up to Ottawa and spread his ashes there. 433 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:53,311 And make sure you take a video, and I'll e-mail blast it to everyone here. 434 00:20:53,395 --> 00:20:55,647 So we can always remember your great friendship. 435 00:20:55,731 --> 00:20:56,690 Everybody, stop! 436 00:20:56,774 --> 00:20:59,526 Henry Winkler is a stone-cold killer! 437 00:21:01,111 --> 00:21:02,487 What? I'm not a killer. 438 00:21:02,571 --> 00:21:06,074 Unless you mean killer of gloom, because I bring joy everywhere I go. 439 00:21:06,157 --> 00:21:09,244 Did you mean "killer of gloom because I bring joy everywhere I go"? 440 00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:10,829 You know that's not what I meant. 441 00:21:10,954 --> 00:21:13,624 You murdered Herb so you could publish his book. 442 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:17,210 But we're not gonna let you steal his legacy, Henry Winkler. 443 00:21:17,294 --> 00:21:20,631 I was afraid this would happen. 444 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,466 -Oh, no, he's got a gun! -Oh, no! 445 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:23,592 What? 446 00:21:26,219 --> 00:21:29,598 No, I have Herb's book. 447 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:34,185 I didn't kill Herb, but I did steal his manuscript. 448 00:21:34,269 --> 00:21:36,146 -So that I could burn it. -What? 449 00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:38,440 Because it's terrible. 450 00:21:38,523 --> 00:21:39,775 Well, I'll see for myself. 451 00:21:39,858 --> 00:21:44,279 "The air in 1830s California was fragrant with the flowers of laughter 452 00:21:44,362 --> 00:21:45,781 and the smoke of adventure." 453 00:21:45,864 --> 00:21:47,198 -What? -Uh. 454 00:21:47,282 --> 00:21:52,036 After he died, Tina and I agreed we couldn't let the book get published. 455 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,790 It would have turned Herb into a laughingstock. 456 00:21:54,873 --> 00:21:56,834 "The carpenter's boy was a hungry boy. 457 00:21:56,916 --> 00:22:00,671 Hungry for crumpets. But also hungry, dot, dot, dot, for life." 458 00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,589 He literally wrote out "dot, dot, dot." 459 00:22:02,673 --> 00:22:06,510 I know there's no accounting for taste, but come on. 460 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:11,515 He's right. Herb wanted a legacy, but he already has one. 461 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,934 People loved Horsin' Around. This would only ruin that. 462 00:22:15,018 --> 00:22:18,897 I'm sorry I accused you of murder, American TV legend Henry Winkler. 463 00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:20,691 No need to apologize. 464 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:23,777 You ascribed a mystery to Herb's death to give it meaning. 465 00:22:23,861 --> 00:22:25,696 But there is no meaning in death. 466 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:28,239 That's why it's so terrifying. 467 00:22:28,323 --> 00:22:31,326 It was just easier to believe that you killed him for his book 468 00:22:31,409 --> 00:22:33,953 than believe that he just died for nothing. 469 00:22:34,078 --> 00:22:36,581 There is no shame in dying for nothing. 470 00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:38,124 That's why most people die. 471 00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:41,670 I just wanted to fix things somehow. 472 00:22:41,753 --> 00:22:45,382 I'm sorry, Horse Guy, but you can't. 473 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:52,347 Wow, heady stuff. 474 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,891 But let's not get distracted 475 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:56,894 from what a true friend Princess Carolyn is. 476 00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:58,896 Don't forget the ashes, Princess Carolyn. 477 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:01,648 Fantastic. 478 00:23:07,863 --> 00:23:10,073 Hey. Special delivery. 479 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:11,909 Courtesy of the Toad-man. 480 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:15,328 Thanks. Hey, why'd you roll up your sleeves like that? You look weird. 481 00:23:15,412 --> 00:23:17,831 Oh, I-- 482 00:23:17,915 --> 00:23:20,291 Well, you know, I was-- I was trying out a new look. 483 00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:22,627 It was-- It was a dumb idea. 484 00:23:22,711 --> 00:23:25,714 Yup. Whoa! Oh, no! Ow... Ow! 485 00:23:29,426 --> 00:23:31,261 -Here's your Squirt, sir. -Thank you. 486 00:23:31,762 --> 00:23:34,472 And if that happens, I want you to take care of each other. 487 00:23:34,598 --> 00:23:37,267 No matter what, we're going to stick together. 488 00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:38,852 -Congratulations! -Hey, good job. 489 00:23:38,936 --> 00:23:41,855 -You've got a goddamn hit on your hands. -Anyone got coke? 490 00:23:41,939 --> 00:23:45,692 ABC sent us limousines to take us to the wrap party. 491 00:23:45,776 --> 00:23:48,570 I'm scared. I've never been in a limo. 492 00:23:48,653 --> 00:23:51,281 Don't worry. We'll take care of you. 493 00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:54,451 -Seriously, no one has coke? -Let's go. 494 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,327 You don't wanna go to the party? 495 00:23:56,411 --> 00:23:57,412 Nah. 496 00:23:57,495 --> 00:23:59,790 Hey, we never got a chance to walk around the lot. 497 00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:02,250 Wanna check out that water tank where they filmed The Love Boat? 498 00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:06,671 Are you kidding? I've always wanted to get tanked in a tank. 499 00:24:07,839 --> 00:24:09,299 --Shh. 500 00:24:09,382 --> 00:24:11,593 -Quiet. Be careful. -Oh, okay, okay. 501 00:24:12,677 --> 00:24:14,345 You ready? 502 00:24:15,597 --> 00:24:18,391 -What? -What--? The water's only two inches deep. 503 00:24:18,516 --> 00:24:20,268 Well, that's Hollywood for you. 504 00:24:22,604 --> 00:24:24,147 Hey. 505 00:24:24,355 --> 00:24:27,233 Are you scared at all? 506 00:24:27,317 --> 00:24:30,654 That if the show takes off, everything's going to change? 507 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:34,616 No, I'm not scared, BJ. The future is bright. 508 00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:36,910 Just look at it. 509 00:25:23,748 --> 00:25:27,044 Boxer versus raptor. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.