1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:11,520 This programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:40,519 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 3 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,879 Grab your ration book, find the nearest shelter and hope 4 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,079 it's got TV reception. 5 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:53,439 It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for The Last Leg. 6 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:59,399 Tech, we pull apart the situation in the Middle East, decorate our Winter 7 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,079 the Middle East, decorate our Winter Paralympians and build up some 8 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,279 Paralympians and build up some disability representation. Plus we 9 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,839 disability representation. Plus we are joined by Penny Mordaunt and 10 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:09,119 are joined by Penny Mordaunt and comedians Vittorio Angelone and 11 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,879 comedians Vittorio Angelone and Jamali Maddix. On the show that does 12 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,039 Jamali Maddix. On the show that does its best to plaster over the cracks. 13 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:20,120 its best to plaster over the cracks. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 14 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:27,399 G'day, I'm Adam Hills, welcome to the Last Leg, 15 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,279 the show that heard that World War III is approaching and thought 16 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:36,479 "Thank god not one of us is physically able to fight." 17 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,439 LAUGHTER 18 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,079 With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor Josh Widdicombe. 19 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,719 And the man who heard Iran has limited arms and thought 20 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,839 "I know how you feel" - Alex Brooker. 21 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:57,159 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE What a start! 22 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,799 What a start! You will not hear two better jokes 23 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,439 You will not hear two better jokes about a World War in your life! We 24 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,199 about a World War in your life! We will cover everything going on in 25 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,599 will cover everything going on in the world or at least try to. Big 26 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,519 the world or at least try to. Big news for Alex this week. 27 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,959 Alex has been on a journey of disability self-discovery. 28 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:23,879 Yes, so I have got myself a shower stool. But as I told you, the shoe 29 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,479 stool. But as I told you, the shoe has peaked with those opening jokes. 30 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,639 has peaked with those opening jokes. I stole it from an old lady next 31 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:31,799 I stole it from an old lady next door. No, I wife dead in her 32 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:35,279 door. No, I wife dead in her Achilles. It never rains but it 33 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,279 Achilles. It never rains but it pours in your house! It will be 34 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:43,399 pours in your house! It will be quite romantic having matching 35 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:47,519 quite romantic having matching limbs! A couple of days later, she 36 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,719 limbs! A couple of days later, she gets this shower stool, why? Because 37 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,239 gets this shower stool, why? Because I'm not going to suddenly start 38 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,999 I'm not going to suddenly start showering on the one leg, that would 39 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,959 showering on the one leg, that would be ridiculous! I was like... In 41 40 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:00,479 be ridiculous! I was like... In 41 years, I had never thought about 41 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,959 years, I had never thought about that. It must be like disabled 42 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,959 that. It must be like disabled logic, like we wake up in the 43 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,399 logic, like we wake up in the morning and choose inspiration, from 44 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,199 morning and choose inspiration, from the minute we wake up, why would I 45 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,199 the minute we wake up, why would I do it easily? I will balance on one 46 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,799 do it easily? I will balance on one leg like a flamenco. I will try to 47 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,559 leg like a flamenco. I will try to get through a round of Britain's Got 48 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:22,239 get through a round of Britain's Got Talent in the morning, but she has 49 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,999 Talent in the morning, but she has this shower stool and it is meant, 50 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,359 this shower stool and it is meant, so much easier showering sitting 51 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,039 so much easier showering sitting down and standing on the one leg. 52 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,119 down and standing on the one leg. The other day I was loving it, 53 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,879 The other day I was loving it, sitting there, this is amazing and I 54 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,999 sitting there, this is amazing and I looked down at my bits and it looked 55 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,239 looked down at my bits and it looked like they were own, they were in 56 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,119 like they were own, they were in their own little Jacuzzi! 57 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:45,239 their own little Jacuzzi! LAUGHTER 58 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:49,279 LAUGHTER Having a good time! It was the best 59 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:55,119 Having a good time! It was the best thing! I am fucking done with this 60 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,719 thing! I am fucking done with this show! 61 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:56,879 show! LAUGHTER 62 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:05,039 LAUGHTER APPLAUSE. 63 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,279 APPLAUSE. Alex talking about his meat and two 64 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:13,519 Alex talking about his meat and two veg in a Jacuzzi, count me out! You 65 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,039 veg in a Jacuzzi, count me out! You won't like this, we have a 66 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:19,679 won't like this, we have a photograph! Oh, no! That is my hand 67 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:25,959 photograph! Oh, no! That is my hand in the picture! I forgot that your 68 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,999 in the picture! I forgot that your disabilities or that you are 69 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,719 disabilities or that you are pixelated from the waist down. How 70 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,559 pixelated from the waist down. How much do you have to pay on only fans 71 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,279 much do you have to pay on only fans to see the full picture? The new 72 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,599 to see the full picture? The new season of heated rivalry is looking 73 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:43,119 season of heated rivalry is looking a little bit shit! I have my arm 74 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:47,679 a little bit shit! I have my arm out. The good arm is on it. The good 75 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:51,719 out. The good arm is on it. The good arm! You need more than just an 76 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:56,519 arm! You need more than just an average shower chair, so we have had 77 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,399 average shower chair, so we have had a special Arsenal chair made, just 78 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:02,159 a special Arsenal chair made, just for showering! My God! 79 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:05,879 for showering! My God! APPLAUSE. 80 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,519 APPLAUSE. And after what Alex told me, that is 81 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,079 And after what Alex told me, that is the first and last time I am 82 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,439 the first and last time I am touching this seat. Come over and 83 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,839 touching this seat. Come over and sit on it, it has your drink to have 84 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,839 sit on it, it has your drink to have a drink in the shower, and you can 85 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,599 a drink in the shower, and you can listen to your staff and you put 86 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:25,679 listen to your staff and you put that on, like that. Look at that. 87 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:30,199 that on, like that. Look at that. You do look like... I will turn this 88 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,519 You do look like... I will turn this around because the most exciting 89 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,559 around because the most exciting thing is... On the back, it says... 90 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:41,719 thing is... On the back, it says... Wash your face and your ARSE-N-AL! 91 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:47,679 Wash your face and your ARSE-N-AL! ARSE-N-AL! That is awesome! Thank 92 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:52,479 ARSE-N-AL! That is awesome! Thank you! I must be honest, that is not 93 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,479 you! I must be honest, that is not that we used in rehearsal. This is 94 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,919 that we used in rehearsal. This is what happened to the chair that we 95 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:01,719 what happened to the chair that we used in rehearsal... Imagine if this 96 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:05,879 used in rehearsal... Imagine if this broke! There you go. And if we move 97 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,039 broke! There you go. And if we move this around... Oh! 98 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:13,919 this around... Oh! LAUGHTER 99 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,279 LAUGHTER I can't believe this stool is 100 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,919 I can't believe this stool is missing one leg! 101 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:27,719 missing one leg! APPLAUSE. 102 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,959 APPLAUSE. Not one person came to help me! I 103 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:35,799 Not one person came to help me! I did ask if you were OK. I did not 104 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,799 did ask if you were OK. I did not realise that you said that literally 105 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,399 realise that you said that literally seven seconds before it broke! 106 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,239 We are live, which means you can send us any questions you'd 107 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,959 like to ask us about the news. 108 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:46,359 You can message us on Instagram with the hashtag #isitok. 109 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,519 And on Whatsapp using the number 07956 175 908. 110 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:52,359 Or by scanning the QR code on the screen. 111 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:56,399 Straight to the big story... 112 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,559 Onto the big story now and Abdul Mohamed said... 113 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:01,439 "Is it OK that we might be going to WWIII right now?" 114 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,599 Last Saturday, America and Israel launched airstrikes on Iran, 115 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,279 reportedly hitting thousands of targets and killing 116 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:09,999 the country's leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. 117 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,839 Iran then fired hundreds of missiles and drones at nearby Arab states, 118 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,559 hitting Dubai Airport as well as an RAF base in Cyprus. 119 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,439 Israel are now bombing sites in Lebanon while a US submarine sank 120 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,839 an Iranian Navy ship off the coast of Sri Lanka. 121 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,519 In short, there's a war in the Middle East. 122 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:28,799 It happened really quickly too. 123 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:36,839 It feels like none of us saw this coming - including the Ayatollah. 124 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:42,079 Especially the Ayatollah! You say this is moving too quickly like the 125 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,599 this is moving too quickly like the criticism of relationship. Last 126 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,759 criticism of relationship. Last Friday, to give perspective, we were 127 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,359 Friday, to give perspective, we were talking about how important the 128 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,999 talking about how important the Gorton and Denton by-election was. 129 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,959 Gorton and Denton by-election was. When people said the Greens were 130 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:57,759 When people said the Greens were dangerous, it turns out they were. 131 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:59,199 dangerous, it turns out they were. Obviously we were worried about 132 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,639 Obviously we were worried about World War III and China getting 133 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:05,439 World War III and China getting involved and it really will boot off 134 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,199 involved and it really will boot off and Iran were looking to China to 135 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,679 and Iran were looking to China to support them but China have told 136 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,039 support them but China have told Iran that they are not going to send 137 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,959 Iran that they are not going to send them any trips, but they will offer 138 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:17,079 them any trips, but they will offer them moral support. Iran must be 139 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,359 them moral support. Iran must be going, hold on a second, we have the 140 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,639 going, hold on a second, we have the biggest army in the world, we don't 141 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,759 biggest army in the world, we don't want a fucking shoulder to cry on. 142 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,919 It's hard to know who to cheer for here. 143 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,799 On the one hand America and Israel may have broken international law 144 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,199 by bombing a country unprovoked, but on the other hand, 145 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,999 the Iranian regime were - and I think this is the politically 146 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,959 correct term - absolute arseholes. 147 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,479 They came to power in the Islamic Revolution in 1979, 148 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:43,079 and introduced strict religious laws and brutal morality police that made 149 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,559 Iran go from looking like this... 150 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,799 ...to looking like this... 151 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,679 It's like flicking over from Austin Powers to 152 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:51,239 The Handmaid's Tale. 153 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,919 The Iranian regime has threatened the existence of Israel, 154 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,039 funded terrorism worldwide, and, this year alone, killed tens 155 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,119 of thousands of protesters. 156 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,919 These are not nice dudes. 157 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,559 You know you're the bad guy when Trump and Netanyahu criticise 158 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:05,679 you, and the rest of the world go, "Actually, they've got a point." 159 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,759 On Sunday millions of Iranians worldwide celebrated 160 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,679 the possible downfall of the regime, despite the 161 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,399 fact that their country was being bombed. 162 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,199 Jeremy Vine showed footage of the celebrations, 163 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,879 but misunderstood where it was coming from, 164 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:21,359 and created another perfect moment of Accidental Partridge. 165 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:27,519 We are going to show you some footage from Iran of people dancing 166 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:32,319 footage from Iran of people dancing like Trump. So, I gather that is in 167 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:35,199 like Trump. So, I gather that is in Iran and they are doing the dance, a 168 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,319 Iran and they are doing the dance, a very slight movement of the hips, 169 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:42,319 very slight movement of the hips, where is it? It is not Iran. It is 170 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,839 where is it? It is not Iran. It is crucially not Iran, that is very 171 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,879 crucially not Iran, that is very important. If it was in Iran they 172 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:46,919 important. If it was in Iran they might all be killed. 173 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:51,439 might all be killed. LAUGHTER 174 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,119 So on the one hand, hurray that 175 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,599 a bad guy has been removed. 176 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,239 But on the other hand, America doesn't have a great record 177 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,839 of removing bad guys in the Middle East and leaving it 178 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,079 better than they found it. 179 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,959 Just to reassure you, though, that the adults are in control - 180 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,519 the American Government are calling it "Operation Epic Fury." 181 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:13,279 It's giving "men naming their own penises". 182 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:24,839 I'll tell you what gives you that energy, Alex in the shower. That was 183 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:28,039 energy, Alex in the shower. That was operation Epic Furry. 184 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:31,599 operation Epic Furry. APPLAUSE. 185 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,679 APPLAUSE. I am surprised that he did not want 186 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,439 I am surprised that he did not want to call this operation forget I am 187 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:37,479 to call this operation forget I am in the Epstein files! 188 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,239 in the Epstein files! APPLAUSE. 189 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:44,919 APPLAUSE. We will get to that in a minute! It 190 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,639 We will get to that in a minute! It has been bonkers watching the way 191 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:47,999 has been bonkers watching the way that America have broadcast this to 192 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,839 that America have broadcast this to the world. 193 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,759 The White House also released this aggressive video, 194 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:56,719 that shows just how much the they've turned war into a meme. 195 00:10:56,720 --> 00:11:03,599 We are going to annihilate their Navy. We are going to ensure that 196 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,239 Navy. We are going to ensure that the region's terrorist proxies can 197 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:08,599 the region's terrorist proxies can no longer destabilise the region or 198 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,359 no longer destabilise the region or the world. We will ensure that Iran 199 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:15,239 the world. We will ensure that Iran does not obtain a nuclear weapon. We 200 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,119 does not obtain a nuclear weapon. We will do this as long as it takes to 201 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,879 will do this as long as it takes to achieve those objectives and we will 202 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,719 achieve those objectives and we will achieve them, the world will be a 203 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,319 achieve them, the world will be a safer place when we are done with 204 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,519 safer place when we are done with this operation. 205 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,919 It feels like it's come straight out of South Park. 206 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,559 It's a wonder they didn't end with, 207 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:33,239 "Oh my God, they killed Khamenei". 208 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:39,239 APPLAUSE. 209 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,159 And if you think America's tweet was tasteless, 210 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:45,600 check out this unbelievable one from the Israeli Defense Force. 211 00:11:50,800 --> 00:12:07,639 Nothing beats a Jet-get-get-get... Do you think Jess Glynne would be 212 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:13,359 Do you think Jess Glynne would be more upset that her best song was 213 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,359 more upset that her best song was hijacked by Jet2 or World War III? 214 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,239 hijacked by Jet2 or World War III? World War III and they are making 215 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:22,399 World War III and they are making shit outdated videos. That is my 216 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,239 shit outdated videos. That is my issue, if you are going to make a 217 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,439 issue, if you are going to make a meme about the work, make it 218 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,079 meme about the work, make it topical. How many schools did you 219 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:40,760 topical. How many schools did you bomb? 6-7! 220 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:45,159 bomb? 6-7! That's the first time a man in his 50s has done that and I 221 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:53,839 man in his 50s has done that and I found it funny. 60s, sorry. 222 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,319 So why has this happened now? 223 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,759 The truth is, we don't know. 224 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:57,799 And nor does America. 225 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,959 First, the Secretary of State Marco Rubio said that 226 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,319 Israel were gonna strike Iran, so America got in first 227 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,559 to stop Iran hitting back. 228 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,719 Then Trump said that he had heard Iran was getting ready to strike 229 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,079 Israel with a nuclear weapon, so he hit them first. 230 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,679 But he also said last year he had completely destroyed Iran's 231 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:12,759 nuclear capabilities. 232 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:16,359 The White House press secretary said it started because Trump had a 233 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:20,439 it started because Trump had a feeling. That's not... That's not a 234 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,959 feeling. That's not... That's not a feeling to have to start a war. You 235 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:26,519 feeling to have to start a war. You can have a feeling that tonight's 236 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,839 can have a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night. If you've got 237 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,719 gonna be a good night. If you've got the feeling, jump up to the ceiling, 238 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,839 the feeling, jump up to the ceiling, I'll be getting down tonight. 239 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,719 Some experts are saying that the US received word that the Ayatollah 240 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,119 was meeting his senior advisers at his compound, and they 241 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:42,759 just took the window of opportunity to take him out. 242 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,879 It wasn't even planned. 243 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,039 Much like when Alan Carr took out Paloma Faith 244 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:53,519 during Celebrity Traitors, but with less of a dramatic fallout. 245 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,639 Further to what you said before... 246 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,279 Earlier today, a new document from the Epstein Files was released, 247 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,999 that contains unsubstantiated claims that Donald Trump abused a minor. 248 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,599 But I'm sure that's not why he attacked Iran and sent 249 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,839 the whole region into war. 250 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,879 Is it? 251 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,839 Remember when people thought a female president 252 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,079 would be too emotional? 253 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,679 Meanwhile, Israel have said they will take out whoever is chosen 254 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,759 to replace the Ayatollah. 255 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,679 That's gotta be a tough job to sell. 256 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,799 Wanted - Interim Ayatollah. 257 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,679 Must have an ability to work under pressure. 258 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:27,199 Start date ASAP. 259 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:33,039 It is a tough gig. Interim ayatollah does sound like a great reality TV 260 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:38,199 does sound like a great reality TV show, though. The people that 261 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,719 show, though. The people that brought you MILK Manor, now interim 262 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:46,840 brought you MILK Manor, now interim ayatollah.-- MILF Manor. 263 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:56,279 We all enjoyed it. A whole bunch of words. 264 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,439 Imagine that job interview. 265 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,159 "What's your biggest weakness?" 266 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:05,879 "Sometimes I love Allah too much." 267 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:12,039 The most likely leader is the old Ayatollah's son. 268 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,279 Nepo baby. 269 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:18,559 Trump said last night that he wants to choose the next leader of Iran. 270 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:25,399 Like going back to The Apprentice? Apparently when the bombs went off 271 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,519 Apparently when the bombs went off he said, you're fired. 272 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,719 Trump also said today that he wants to make Iran great again. 273 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:37,039 I don't think that hat is going to sell as well. 274 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,399 The mad thing is, Trump doesn't want Iran to be 275 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,879 led by a despotic religious fanatic 276 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,759 who uses his faith as an excuse to do whatever the hell 277 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,159 he wants and is fawned over by everyone around him. 278 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:50,799 This afternoon in the White House, this happened... 279 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,119 That is Donald Trump being prayed for by evangelical pastors, 280 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:57,719 who are laying hands open him. 281 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,359 who are laying hands upon him. 282 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,319 At least the Ayatollah believed in his religion. 283 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:15,639 It looks like the last one to let go wins a truck. It's all well and good 284 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:19,959 wins a truck. It's all well and good praying with him and maybe Jesus and 285 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,799 praying with him and maybe Jesus and God are listening, and if they are I 286 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,879 God are listening, and if they are I would like to think they wouldn't 287 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,159 would like to think they wouldn't start intervening with somebody in 288 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:35,639 start intervening with somebody in the Epstein files. When Iran started 289 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,439 the Epstein files. When Iran started firing missiles willy-nilly he let 290 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,719 firing missiles willy-nilly he let them use it for defensive strikes. 291 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,079 them use it for defensive strikes. Basically, when America wanted to go 292 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,599 Basically, when America wanted to go all the way Keir Starmer wouldn't 293 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,399 all the way Keir Starmer wouldn't let them go to first base. Then 294 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,439 let them go to first base. Then things got heated and he said, OK, 295 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,519 things got heated and he said, OK, only over the shirt. Did he do the 296 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,919 only over the shirt. Did he do the right thing? I assume every option 297 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,919 right thing? I assume every option he picks, it is the sort of geezer 298 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,679 he picks, it is the sort of geezer where it is always the wrong option. 299 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:02,199 where it is always the wrong option. If he was in Tesco, he goes for the 300 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,359 If he was in Tesco, he goes for the queue he thinks will be the longest. 301 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,959 queue he thinks will be the longest. If Keir Starmer goes into the 302 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,719 If Keir Starmer goes into the Revels, he gets the coffee one every 303 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,599 Revels, he gets the coffee one every time. I don't know. Sometimes you do 304 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,879 time. I don't know. Sometimes you do go, do you know what, being Prime 305 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:19,559 go, do you know what, being Prime Minister is a fucking nightmare. He 306 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,879 Minister is a fucking nightmare. He makes the wrong decision, he 307 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:25,999 makes the wrong decision, he switches, that's the wrong decision, 308 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,760 switches, that's the wrong decision, he has pissed 309 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:37,759 he has pissed off the left, then he has pissed off Trang. He 310 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,279 he has pissed off Trang. He basically said this is against the 311 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,519 basically said this is against the rule of law and we won't do this. He 312 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,039 rule of law and we won't do this. He isn't one to talk about regime 313 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,559 isn't one to talk about regime change. I'm sure that's the last 314 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,559 change. I'm sure that's the last thing he wants, as well. He said we 315 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,999 thing he wants, as well. He said we don't want regime change from the 316 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,519 don't want regime change from the skies or from Manchester as well, 317 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,519 skies or from Manchester as well, apparently. 318 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,719 skies or from Manchester as well, apparently. I have a feeling he 319 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,559 apparently. I have a feeling he might have come out of this looking 320 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,759 might have come out of this looking better than had he gone in looking 321 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,759 better than had he gone in looking gung ho. He has an incredibly low 322 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,359 gung ho. He has an incredibly low bar on what people think of him. He 323 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,479 bar on what people think of him. He also didn't want to miss out on the 324 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,959 also didn't want to miss out on the social media hype. He posted this 325 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:15,839 social media hype. He posted this uninspiring clip yesterday. Our 326 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,119 uninspiring clip yesterday. Our number one priority is protecting 327 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:22,159 number one priority is protecting our people. We had already deployed 328 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,039 our people. We had already deployed additional military capabilities in 329 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:27,680 additional military capabilities in the region defending our basis. 330 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:38,319 It is cooler when you remember that that is Wes Streeting on guitar. I 331 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,599 that is Wes Streeting on guitar. I reckon Keir Starmer's voice could 332 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:48,079 reckon Keir Starmer's voice could underwhelmed any sub. That song is a 333 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:56,559 underwhelmed any sub. That song is a banger.-- could underwhelmed any 334 00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:05,279 banger.-- could underwhelmed any song. Money for nothing and the 335 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:09,839 song. Money for nothing and the chicks for free. It is a shame that 336 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,359 chicks for free. It is a shame that you are finding your Keir Starmer 337 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,039 you are finding your Keir Starmer impression just before he's about to 338 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,919 impression just before he's about to leave. Trump criticised Keir Starmer 339 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,359 leave. Trump criticised Keir Starmer this week and said he's no Winston 340 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,759 this week and said he's no Winston Churchill. That's weird because 341 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,959 Churchill. That's weird because Winston Churchill stood his ground 342 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,399 Winston Churchill stood his ground against an authoritarian figure with 343 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,999 against an authoritarian figure with stupid hair that try to change the 344 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,159 stupid hair that try to change the world. He criticised the UK's 345 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,799 world. He criticised the UK's immigration policy, wind farms, and 346 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,199 immigration policy, wind farms, and he said that London is a terrible 347 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,959 he said that London is a terrible place with terrible people but it is 348 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,719 place with terrible people but it is a very different place. What does he 349 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:40,119 a very different place. What does he mean by different? That sounds a lot 350 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,879 mean by different? That sounds a lot like racism and as an Australian I 351 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:46,279 like racism and as an Australian I know racism. 352 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:55,359 That is the weirdest braggart I've ever heard. 353 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,199 We talked about it during the week, and I got more defensive 354 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,679 of London than Josh and Alex. 355 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:10,159 But you are worried about your Visa. I did. He kept talking down London 356 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,679 I did. He kept talking down London and I've been living here nearly 20 357 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,439 and I've been living here nearly 20 years, this place feels like home, I 358 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,199 years, this place feels like home, I think I've lived in London more than 359 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,959 think I've lived in London more than any other city in the world. Don't 360 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:23,279 any other city in the world. Don't tell us, tell the officers. I made a 361 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:27,039 tell us, tell the officers. I made a video message for Donald Trump to 362 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:31,519 video message for Donald Trump to show him just a great London can be. 363 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,079 show him just a great London can be. Donald Trump says London is a 364 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,519 Donald Trump says London is a terrible place full of terrible 365 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,279 terrible place full of terrible people but since moving here I found 366 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,039 people but since moving here I found London is to be some of the 367 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:42,559 London is to be some of the friendliest people on the planet. 368 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,759 friendliest people on the planet. Fuck off, mate. There are so much to 369 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,359 Fuck off, mate. There are so much to celebrate, from problematic tourist 370 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,879 celebrate, from problematic tourist attractions to eating out, London is 371 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,159 attractions to eating out, London is the home of international cuisine 372 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,679 the home of international cuisine with every dish you can imagine 373 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:56,239 with every dish you can imagine right on your doorstep. Cheers. 374 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,759 right on your doorstep. Cheers. That's 20 quid. For a glorified 375 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:07,359 That's 20 quid. For a glorified cheese toasty? Listen you Aussie 376 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,959 cheese toasty? Listen you Aussie BLEEP. Where can I go to Balham? 377 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:13,119 BLEEP. Where can I go to Balham? Sorry, mate, I don't go south of the 378 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:16,320 Sorry, mate, I don't go south of the river. 379 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:23,079 London is full of famous faces. Who knows, you might end up having a 380 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:28,759 knows, you might end up having a coffee with my celebrity mate Self 381 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,759 coffee with my celebrity mate Self Esteem. It Adam, just wondering 382 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,759 Esteem. It Adam, just wondering where you are. I don't want to meet 383 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,759 where you are. I don't want to meet for a coffee. I also don't know who 384 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,799 for a coffee. I also don't know who you are. It is a great city for 385 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:43,959 you are. It is a great city for people watching. Cheers. Thanks. 386 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:48,879 people watching. Cheers. Thanks. £20? Donald Trump might have a 387 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,399 £20? Donald Trump might have a problem with green energy but in 388 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,759 problem with green energy but in London these bikes are everywhere. 389 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,759 London these bikes are everywhere. There you have it, London, a safe 390 00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:00,359 There you have it, London, a safe place for everyone. Even kids feel 391 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:06,799 place for everyone. Even kids feel safe being out and about. Listen up, 392 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,039 safe being out and about. Listen up, Donald Trump, shor London might be a 393 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,479 Donald Trump, shor London might be a smelly, grimy, rainy, overpriced 394 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,879 smelly, grimy, rainy, overpriced shit whole, but it's our smelly, 395 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:21,919 shit whole, but it's our smelly, grimy, rainy, overpriced shit hole. 396 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,519 grimy, rainy, overpriced shit hole. ♪ Maybe it's because I'm Australian 397 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,199 ♪ Maybe it's because I'm Australian that I love London town ♪ 398 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:38,079 that I love London town ♪ Oh! It is on my shoes. Oh! This 399 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,039 Oh! It is on my shoes. Oh! This fucking city. 400 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:44,839 fucking city. APPLAUSE 401 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,519 Let's bring out tonight's guests. 402 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,719 An Englishman, an Irishman, and a politician walked 403 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,079 into a studio, please welcome comedians Jamali Maddix and former 404 00:22:52,080 --> 00:23:02,080 Cabinet Minister Penny Mordaunt. 405 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,800 And Vittorio Angelone! 406 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:24,079 My first question to you. I was told you are injured. I have actually 407 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,039 you are injured. I have actually broken my foot. But you have taken 408 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,519 broken my foot. But you have taken your cast off for the show? I have. 409 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:33,359 your cast off for the show? I have. Where is it is mainly because of 410 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,879 Where is it is mainly because of what your producers have planned for 411 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,879 what your producers have planned for the rest of the show but I'm going 412 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,879 the rest of the show but I'm going to sit that bit out. Are you OK? I'm 413 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,959 to sit that bit out. Are you OK? I'm OK. I like that you came on and did 414 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,559 OK. I like that you came on and did not want to complain about your leg. 415 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,119 not want to complain about your leg. Penny, I will get you in a sack.-- 416 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:51,400 Penny, I will get you in a sack.-- I 417 00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:02,359 I will get to you in a second. We can all agree it's been grim. Nobody 418 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,719 can all agree it's been grim. Nobody has enjoyed seeing the news this 419 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:07,599 has enjoyed seeing the news this week apart from Prince Andrew. 420 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:15,959 week apart from Prince Andrew. LAUGHTER Just to be out of the new 421 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,959 LAUGHTER Just to be out of the new cycle for a day. 422 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:21,959 cycle for a day. But it is important to remember that 423 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,959 But it is important to remember that there is a reason for the war, for 424 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,679 there is a reason for the war, for the attack. The media has it is-- 425 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,679 the attack. The media has it is-- of the media has said it is to 426 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:33,679 of the media has said it is to remove a dictator and that Trump and 427 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,999 remove a dictator and that Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu have done that 428 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,839 Benjamin Netanyahu have done that and the only way they know how, 429 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:42,639 and the only way they know how, bombing a girls primary school. 430 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:47,719 bombing a girls primary school. Allegedly... Oh! Do you have to say 431 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,879 Allegedly... Oh! Do you have to say that or do I have to say that? 432 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:54,799 that or do I have to say that? Either way it has been said. Jamali? 433 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,719 Either way it has been said. Jamali? I am looking at that ayatollah job. 434 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,119 I am looking at that ayatollah job. I think I could give it a good 435 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,519 I think I could give it a good crack. Israel are saying we will 436 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,439 crack. Israel are saying we will kill the next one, they won't kill 437 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,959 kill the next one, they won't kill me, I'm too cheeky. I am such a 438 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:19,399 me, I'm too cheeky. I am such a scamp. I would vote for that. It is 439 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,919 scamp. I would vote for that. It is difficult to pick but my favourite 440 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,759 difficult to pick but my favourite moment of the war so far was when... 441 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:29,439 moment of the war so far was when... LAUGHTER The IDF posted one of those 442 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,559 LAUGHTER The IDF posted one of those mad TikTok compilations and they 443 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,519 mad TikTok compilations and they were celebrating the fact they had 444 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,719 were celebrating the fact they had destroyed an Iranian military 445 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,519 destroyed an Iranian military helicopter but it turns out it was 446 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,559 helicopter but it turns out it was just a painting of the helicopter on 447 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,959 just a painting of the helicopter on tarmac. 448 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,999 tarmac. Who is in charge of the IDF? Wiley 449 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:50,399 Who is in charge of the IDF? Wiley Coyote? They said meep meep as their 450 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,839 Coyote? They said meep meep as their statement. 451 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,479 Penny, before we ask you your opinions, we made a segment 452 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,839 for you a few years back, so let's reinstate it 453 00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:04,199 "A Mordaunt for your thoughts". 454 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:09,799 What do you make of everything that has gone on this week? I think you 455 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,679 has gone on this week? I think you were very kind to the White House 456 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,079 were very kind to the White House about the social media you showed. 457 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,199 about the social media you showed. There is worse out there. I think 458 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,319 There is worse out there. I think the president, if he just said to 459 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,079 the president, if he just said to his allies, I'm sorry we've come to 460 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,079 his allies, I'm sorry we've come to the conclusion we cannot stop this 461 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:27,559 the conclusion we cannot stop this nation getting the bomb without 462 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,599 nation getting the bomb without taking out the leadership of the 463 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,639 taking out the leadership of the regime and denuding their 464 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,919 regime and denuding their capabilities. We don't need your 465 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,079 capabilities. We don't need your support to do it but we will be 466 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,839 support to do it but we will be there for you if you must take 467 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,759 there for you if you must take defensive action as a consequence. 468 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,639 defensive action as a consequence. In the process we will stop a lot of 469 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,039 In the process we will stop a lot of terrorism and give the Iranian 470 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,879 terrorism and give the Iranian people the chance of a brighter 471 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,639 people the chance of a brighter future. That would have gone down a 472 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,839 future. That would have gone down a lot better. But that sounds like a 473 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,119 lot better. But that sounds like a mature thing to say from a grown-up. 474 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,119 mature thing to say from a grown-up. There is, I think, a strategy behind 475 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,039 There is, I think, a strategy behind this, but you can be forgiven for 476 00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,879 this, but you can be forgiven for not knowing what that is. You think 477 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,719 not knowing what that is. You think there is a strategy? I do and I 478 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:04,999 there is a strategy? I do and I think that has implications for 479 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,839 think that has implications for China and Russia in this as well but 480 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,519 China and Russia in this as well but the most important thing, there have 481 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,279 the most important thing, there have been people who have all gained this 482 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,879 been people who have all gained this and seen where this goes and the 483 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,879 and seen where this goes and the critical thing is that he has 484 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,879 critical thing is that he has started this and he's got to end 485 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,799 started this and he's got to end this because the worst outcome of 486 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,399 this because the worst outcome of this, I'm sorry this is a light 487 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,879 this, I'm sorry this is a light entertainment show but this is 488 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,559 entertainment show but this is important stuff, is if you leave 489 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,999 important stuff, is if you leave part of the regime in place that is 490 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,239 part of the regime in place that is less experienced, more fanatical, at 491 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,999 less experienced, more fanatical, at a time when the population is rising 492 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,199 a time when the population is rising up against it, it'll be very bad 493 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,799 up against it, it'll be very bad indeed. There was an episode when 494 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,799 indeed. There was an episode when Adam went away and we were in charge 495 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,079 Adam went away and we were in charge and it was very similar. You are 496 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,079 and it was very similar. You are saying it'll all be fine as long as 497 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,199 saying it'll all be fine as long as Donald is focused on doesn't get 498 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,079 Donald is focused on doesn't get bored easily? He has started on this 499 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,839 bored easily? He has started on this course and he must have a good 500 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,519 course and he must have a good outcome and he must see this 501 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,039 outcome and he must see this through. At least he famously sticks 502 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,839 through. At least he famously sticks to one task. 503 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,479 Penny, you famously carried a ceremonial sword 504 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:59,479 at King Charles' coronation. 505 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,759 Did you get to go to the evening do? I always wondered with that was 506 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,319 I always wondered with that was like. Afterwards I drove home and I 507 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:11,159 like. Afterwards I drove home and I fed my cat. What? He did not even 508 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,559 fed my cat. What? He did not even get to go? I knew there were lots in 509 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:19,159 get to go? I knew there were lots in the same boat so I just took a lot 510 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,079 the same boat so I just took a lot of booze into the House of Commons 511 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,919 of booze into the House of Commons and anyone he did not get to go 512 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,199 and anyone he did not get to go anywhere nice, I stood them a drink 513 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,199 anywhere nice, I stood them a drink and then I went home and fed the 514 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,959 and then I went home and fed the cat. And we all paid for that! 515 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:35,919 cat. And we all paid for that! APPLAUSE. 516 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,399 APPLAUSE. I paid for it! 517 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,959 But one thing people may not know about you is that you used to be 518 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,159 a magician's assistant. 519 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:48,479 Turns out, our Josh knows three magic tricks as well. 520 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,759 And since the news has been very gloom and doom this week, 521 00:28:51,760 --> 00:29:01,079 we thought perhaps we could end this part with a little bit of magic. 522 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:05,839 Why is Alex not doing the magic trick? Sleight of hand? ! 523 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:15,760 trick? Sleight of hand? ! LAUGHTER 524 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:22,599 I was genuinely wanting to look really sad but I love that! All 525 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:26,520 really sad but I love that! All right, let's do it! 526 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:41,279 APPLAUSE. Yes! Here we go... Paul Daniels is 527 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:45,599 Yes! Here we go... Paul Daniels is back on TV, let's have it! I want to 528 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,519 back on TV, let's have it! I want to welcome a wonderful assistant, the 529 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:52,279 welcome a wonderful assistant, the magical Penny Mordaunt! Straighten 530 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:57,519 magical Penny Mordaunt! Straighten those up. Now, we are going to need 531 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,039 those up. Now, we are going to need a volunteer, can we have some 532 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:06,239 a volunteer, can we have some volunteers? Anyone? This guy! OK. We 533 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,799 volunteers? Anyone? This guy! OK. We have three magic tricks, Penny, can 534 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,359 have three magic tricks, Penny, can I have my cards? It is we are just 535 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,359 I have my cards? It is we are just how much that hat suits you as well! 536 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,679 how much that hat suits you as well! This is my first trick, just a 537 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,559 This is my first trick, just a normal pack of cards. Do you know 538 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,319 normal pack of cards. Do you know when kids dress up as magical Mickey 539 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:29,079 when kids dress up as magical Mickey at Disney? The top two cards. Show 540 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,319 at Disney? The top two cards. Show them to the audience. It looks like 541 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,599 them to the audience. It looks like you got into hog warts through 542 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:40,599 you got into hog warts through clearing! Put them back into the 543 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,679 clearing! Put them back into the pack, remember your cards. OK, I 544 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,839 pack, remember your cards. OK, I will straighten this pack. There 545 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:47,399 will straighten this pack. There they are! 546 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,919 they are! APPLAUSE. 547 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:58,639 APPLAUSE. Those are my cards! There you go. 548 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,879 Those are my cards! There you go. Next, two matchsticks and I don't 549 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,159 Next, two matchsticks and I don't think this will transfer to 550 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,159 think this will transfer to television as well as it did in the 551 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,959 television as well as it did in the playground. Check they are just 552 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,119 playground. Check they are just normal matchsticks. She would not 553 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:13,319 normal matchsticks. She would not live. You are not allowed to use the 554 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,639 live. You are not allowed to use the word normal on this show. Think 555 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:22,239 word normal on this show. Think positive jumping faults. Wow! 556 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:26,359 positive jumping faults. Wow! APPLAUSE. 557 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:30,359 APPLAUSE. And my third trick, and do not try 558 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,919 And my third trick, and do not try this at home. This is a little bit 559 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:39,279 this at home. This is a little bit much for some people. Are you all 560 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,679 much for some people. Are you all right with this? That is my thumb. 561 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:51,679 right with this? That is my thumb. Ready? Well! Pretty good? I will 562 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,159 Ready? Well! Pretty good? I will reattach it. Let's try it with a 563 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:59,439 reattach it. Let's try it with a bigger thing. Give me a leg. Not 564 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:05,079 bigger thing. Give me a leg. Not that one. Are you ready? Oh! 565 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:11,199 that one. Are you ready? Oh! APPLAUSE. 566 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:15,879 APPLAUSE. Put it back. Penny, would you like 567 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,439 Put it back. Penny, would you like to lead us into the break? 568 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,559 We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break, as we kick 569 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,599 off the Winter Paralympics. 570 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,199 See you soon. 571 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 572 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:41,879 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 573 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,319 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 574 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,959 We're joined by Penny Mordaunt, Vittorio Angelone 575 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:50,959 and Jamali Maddix. 576 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,039 Alex has got snow in his mouth. 577 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,439 The Winter Paralympics turn 50 this week, which means it's 578 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,359 gonna leave its wife and start doing triathlons. 579 00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,799 The wheelchair curling has already started, 580 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,199 with GB beating the USA, despite America posting this edgy 581 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:08,239 clip of rapper Snoop Dogg as the ultimate Paralympic hype man. 582 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,439 Coach Snoop here. 583 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,359 And you already know what time it is. 584 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,679 You are the athletes who redefine strong, and your greatness 585 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,359 is beyond comparison. 586 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,879 And it's not just me. 587 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,799 All of America is proud of each and every one of you. 588 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,679 All around the world, your family and friends, 589 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:28,039 we love you from the D-O double G, and everybody is cheering you on. 590 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,919 Tonight is the official start of your Games. 591 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,239 So let's do this. 592 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,640 USA, USA, USA, go! 593 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:51,719 APPLAUSE. We will take it! I love it. He 594 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,399 We will take it! I love it. He should take over the White House 595 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,959 should take over the White House social media account. What won't he 596 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,559 social media account. What won't he do at this point? Who is he in debt 597 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:06,719 do at this point? Who is he in debt with? I wonder how high he thinks he 598 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,639 with? I wonder how high he thinks he is whenever he watches some of the 599 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,399 is whenever he watches some of the Paralympic sports? 600 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:15,399 You can watch the events over the next week on Channel 4, 601 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:21,119 but earlier the opening ceremony took place. 602 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,119 Bunch of countries pulled out because Russia was able to compete 603 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:30,319 because Russia was able to compete under their own flag. And this weird 604 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,079 under their own flag. And this weird bit where Czechia came in but did 605 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:37,519 bit where Czechia came in but did not come in. They are boycotting so 606 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:41,279 not come in. They are boycotting so the flag is being carried by two 607 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,319 the flag is being carried by two volunteers, they are protesting, 608 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,239 volunteers, they are protesting, these eight athletes are not showing 609 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,999 these eight athletes are not showing up rather than making any protest on 610 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,599 up rather than making any protest on the stage itself. I just thought 611 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,759 the stage itself. I just thought they were really, really short 612 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,559 they were really, really short statured. 613 00:34:55,560 --> 00:35:00,959 We're gonna have our own alternative opening ceremony at the end 614 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:06,519 of tonight's show. 615 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,119 We have GB's equivalent to Snoop Dogg. 616 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:13,399 Check that out. 617 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,559 We do have a winter Paralympian in the audience tonight - she's won 618 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,839 two silvers and two bronze medals in visually impaired skiing. 619 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,959 Please welcome Millie Knight. 620 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:29,920 APPLAUSE. 621 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:42,799 The audience have uploaded for so long we don't have any time left to 622 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,319 long we don't have any time left to interview! Lovely to have you, what 623 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,199 interview! Lovely to have you, what was the experience like for you? The 624 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,599 was the experience like for you? The Paralympics is unreal, it is like 625 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,519 Paralympics is unreal, it is like nothing else, it is a range of every 626 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,359 nothing else, it is a range of every emotion you could possibly think of. 627 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,519 emotion you could possibly think of. The pressure and the excitement and 628 00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,879 The pressure and the excitement and the nerves, everything. But to be 629 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:05,879 the nerves, everything. But to be honest, the real medals, it is about 630 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,239 honest, the real medals, it is about the pin collections, how many can 631 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:11,239 the pin collections, how many can you collect? And getting on with 632 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,159 you collect? And getting on with other countries is a big thing but 633 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,719 other countries is a big thing but you are pipped for the gold by 634 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:19,519 you are pipped for the gold by someone called Henrieta Farkasova. 635 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:28,919 someone called Henrieta Farkasova. That is a name that we loved. 636 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,439 That is a name that we loved. Because she farked us over. Any 637 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:34,479 Because she farked us over. Any grudge? Absolutely not, she is far 638 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,719 grudge? Absolutely not, she is far more experienced than me. Very well 639 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:39,159 more experienced than me. Very well deserved. And as a tree or not 640 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,239 deserved. And as a tree or not competing because you have taken up 641 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:43,759 competing because you have taken up karate and are now a world champion? 642 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:48,999 karate and are now a world champion? Yes. Yes! That is amazing! 643 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:55,399 Yes. Yes! That is amazing! APPLAUSE. 644 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,639 APPLAUSE. So look out, Henrieta Farkasova, she 645 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,999 So look out, Henrieta Farkasova, she is coming for you! So good to have 646 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,279 is coming for you! So good to have you, luck with the karate. The 647 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,559 you, luck with the karate. The Paralympics are running over the 648 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:09,119 Paralympics are running over the next couple of weeks. I will run 649 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,919 next couple of weeks. I will run through the highlights tomorrow. But 650 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:21,119 through the highlights tomorrow. But I will do that on a snowboard. 651 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:26,600 I will do that on a snowboard. APPLAUSE. 652 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:35,079 I will be honest... These are not really the shoes to be doing this 653 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,079 really the shoes to be doing this with. This is the most Australian 654 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,319 with. This is the most Australian you have ever lived! OK, so... 655 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,319 The visually impaired skiing gets underway tomorrow morning, 656 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,719 with Fred Warburton and guide James Hannan making their Paralympic 657 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,639 debut, while defending Super G champion Neil Simpson 658 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,279 and his brother Andrew make a start to their programme. 659 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,959 In the women's downhill, GB's most decorated 660 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,599 Winter Paralympian Menna Fitzpatrick starts her campaign 661 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:55,679 with guide Katie Guest. 662 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,999 The Para snowboarding also kicks off on Saturday morning, 663 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,999 with James Barnes-Miller and Ollie Hill hoping to qualify, 664 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,639 as well as Davy Zyw, the first snowsport athlete with MND. 665 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,279 Scott Meenagh competes on Day 1 of the Para biathlon events, 666 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,639 while GB are also in action in the wheelchair curling. 667 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,399 I got to the end! 668 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,799 We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break, 669 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,399 as we find out how Peppa Pig is increasing disability awareness. 670 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,479 See you soon. 671 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,400 APPLAUSE. 672 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,839 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 673 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,519 We're joined by Penny Mordaunt, Vittorio Angelone 674 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,239 and Jamali Maddix. 675 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,639 In disability news this week, Peppa Pig's younger brother George 676 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,879 will be diagnosed as moderately deaf and fitted with a hearing 677 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:44,119 aid in a storyline that will air on March 9th. 678 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:51,519 How do we feel about that? It is lovely for the show to do that 679 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,799 lovely for the show to do that considering they've promoted Peppa 680 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,559 considering they've promoted Peppa Pig all this time and let's be 681 00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:01,479 Pig all this time and let's be honest she is an arsehole. It's 682 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:02,999 honest she is an arsehole. It's always been about her and she's 683 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,799 always been about her and she's always been a dick to George. Kids 684 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,279 always been a dick to George. Kids will see that. They will see 685 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,279 will see that. They will see somebody with a hearing impairment 686 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,039 somebody with a hearing impairment and it desensitises them to it. When 687 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,839 and it desensitises them to it. When you prepare-- compare it when I was 688 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,599 you prepare-- compare it when I was at school, when I was six, my 689 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,799 at school, when I was six, my classmates used to see me get taken 690 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,039 classmates used to see me get taken out for a nap in the middle of the 691 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,559 out for a nap in the middle of the day and I thought everybody was 692 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,559 day and I thought everybody was going for a sleep and I found out 693 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,559 going for a sleep and I found out about five years ago it was just me 694 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,039 about five years ago it was just me and the other disabled kids in the 695 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,319 and the other disabled kids in the school because the school had 696 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,679 school because the school had outdated research that disabled 697 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,319 outdated research that disabled children needed more sleep which is 698 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,279 children needed more sleep which is insane... You have a nap every day 699 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,679 insane... You have a nap every day at work! 700 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,999 at work! LAUGHTER That is wild. 701 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,559 LAUGHTER That is wild. Thought on Peppa Pig? I agree with 702 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:53,599 Thought on Peppa Pig? I agree with him, I think she is smug. Always on 703 00:39:53,600 --> 00:40:00,959 him, I think she is smug. Always on an adventure. At daddy Pig taught me 704 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,079 an adventure. At daddy Pig taught me that you can drive with trotters. 705 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:10,399 that you can drive with trotters. George's audiologist will be voiced 706 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,719 George's audiologist will be voiced by a gladiator. She said the same 707 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:18,639 by a gladiator. She said the same thing about it great having children 708 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:24,639 thing about it great having children see that. But what you say if you 709 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:28,399 see that. But what you say if you have a death child, you say, that is 710 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,239 have a death child, you say, that is you, you are a pig. Penny, you are 711 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,919 you, you are a pig. Penny, you are an ambassador for a particular 712 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:42,639 an ambassador for a particular project. They are an amazing 713 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,679 project. They are an amazing organisation. They have set up an 714 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:46,959 organisation. They have set up an alliance for disabled musicians. It 715 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,039 alliance for disabled musicians. It was always their dream. They were 716 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,959 was always their dream. They were always David Ames' charity. When he 717 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,399 always David Ames' charity. When he was killed I stepped in to help 718 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,159 was killed I stepped in to help them. It was always their dream to 719 00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,919 them. It was always their dream to play Broadway and we are taking them 720 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,439 play Broadway and we are taking them there this autumn. They will play a 721 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,959 there this autumn. They will play a show on Broadway. We are hoping that 722 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,959 show on Broadway. We are hoping that the day after we will take them to 723 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,199 the day after we will take them to the UN and we are going to have the 724 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,959 the UN and we are going to have the General Assembly room there which 725 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,719 General Assembly room there which will be the most useful thing that 726 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,719 will be the most useful thing that room has been used for a very long 727 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:15,479 room has been used for a very long time. The scenes you have seen in 728 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,919 time. The scenes you have seen in Parliament this week with Angela 729 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,439 Parliament this week with Angela Rippon will be nothing compared to 730 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:24,159 Rippon will be nothing compared to what we are going to do at the UN. 731 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,199 what we are going to do at the UN. There is an important message behind 732 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,719 There is an important message behind it, we need to provide the 733 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:28,759 it, we need to provide the educational opportunities for people 734 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,399 educational opportunities for people to get involved in the arts. Then he 735 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,159 to get involved in the arts. Then he has always been a supporter of the 736 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,439 has always been a supporter of the disabled people. You were a 737 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,279 disabled people. You were a supporter of the prosthetics 738 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,479 supporter of the prosthetics industry, you were promoting an 739 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:40,759 industry, you were promoting an Iranian arms tore recently, weren't 740 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:41,079 Iranian arms tore recently, weren't you? 741 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:46,999 you? APPLAUSE 742 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,439 APPLAUSE Honestly... I am so happy I am 743 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:56,519 Honestly... I am so happy I am sitting here. I have a response. 744 00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,439 sitting here. I have a response. Investing in our defence... I am on 745 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:03,519 Investing in our defence... I am on your side, I think it is great. I 746 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,279 your side, I think it is great. I genuinely have to get to the mystery 747 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:09,559 genuinely have to get to the mystery guest. As a positive thing, I think 748 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,079 guest. As a positive thing, I think it is brilliant, warmongering has 749 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,879 it is brilliant, warmongering has always been a male-dominated 750 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,319 always been a male-dominated industry, and you have smashed the 751 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,719 industry, and you have smashed the glass ceiling, I'm very proud. 752 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,079 glass ceiling, I'm very proud. APPLAUSE 753 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,079 APPLAUSE I would like to take the opportunity 754 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,999 I would like to take the opportunity to introduce you to some other women 755 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,039 to introduce you to some other women that put their lives on the line to 756 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,159 that put their lives on the line to defend people like you being able to 757 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,399 defend people like you being able to do what you want to do in your life 758 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,919 do what you want to do in your life and make jokes about the Government 759 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,679 and make jokes about the Government and all sorts of things and enjoy 760 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,439 and all sorts of things and enjoy the freedoms that we do in this 761 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,119 the freedoms that we do in this country. 762 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:47,479 Tonight's mystery guest! It is a tough sell for a guy from Belfast. 763 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,879 Alright, it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest. 764 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,279 Penny, Vittorio and Jamali have to try to identify them. 765 00:42:52,280 --> 00:43:02,280 Can we have this week's mystery guest please? 766 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:11,039 This is Laura. She has been in the news this week are described in the 767 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,079 news this week are described in the news as a genius but why was she in 768 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,759 news as a genius but why was she in the news? Alex, can we have the 769 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,199 the news? Alex, can we have the dramatic lighting change, please? We 770 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,999 dramatic lighting change, please? We needed that a few minutes ago. Was 771 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,239 needed that a few minutes ago. Was she in the news because she avoided 772 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:26,759 she in the news because she avoided paying for luggage on a flight 773 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,679 paying for luggage on a flight because she sent clothes to herself 774 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,879 because she sent clothes to herself in the post. Was it because she has 775 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,119 in the post. Was it because she has bought and wrapped Christmas 776 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,599 bought and wrapped Christmas presents for every member of her 777 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,759 presents for every member of her family up until 2056. Or is it 778 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,119 family up until 2056. Or is it because she conducted surgery on a 779 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,319 because she conducted surgery on a patient in Gibraltar whilst still in 780 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:44,879 patient in Gibraltar whilst still in the UK herself. Have a think about 781 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,039 the UK herself. Have a think about it over the break. We are so short 782 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,319 it over the break. We are so short full-time. And possibly a fight is 783 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,159 full-time. And possibly a fight is going to break out.-- we are so 784 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,479 going to break out.-- we are so short of time. 785 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,960 After the break, I'll make the mystery guest 786 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,319 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 787 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,959 We're joined by Penny Mordaunt, Vittorio Angelone 788 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,759 and Jamali Maddix. 789 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,879 Before the break, we challenged our guests to work out how this person 790 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,079 was connected to the news. 791 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,399 Can we have the options again please. 792 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,519 This is Laura, and she was described as a genius in the news 793 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,559 this week, but why? 794 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,839 A - to avoid paying for luggage on a flight she sent her clothes 795 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,119 to herself in the post. 796 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,959 B - she has bought and wrapped Christmas presents for every member 797 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,919 of her family all the way to 2056. 798 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:40,559 C - she conducted an operation in Gibraltar while in the UK. 799 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:48,839 What do you think? It is one or two, I mean three. I think surgery. You 800 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,599 I mean three. I think surgery. You do not seem cheap enough to do that 801 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,159 do not seem cheap enough to do that luggage one and 2056, you don't seem 802 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,559 luggage one and 2056, you don't seem mad enough to do that. Number three. 803 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:03,279 mad enough to do that. Number three. I think one. That is the smart 804 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:08,079 I think one. That is the smart thing. The correct answer? I posted 805 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,879 thing. The correct answer? I posted my luggage to myself instead of 806 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:10,679 my luggage to myself instead of paying the fees. 807 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:15,559 paying the fees. APPLAUSE. 808 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:23,119 How much did you save? It would have cost me £30 to take on a bag as hand 809 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,599 cost me £30 to take on a bag as hand luggage and I spent two points 59p 810 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:27,879 luggage and I spent two points 59p posting it to my destination 811 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:31,319 posting it to my destination instead. Have you other money making 812 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,079 instead. Have you other money making schemes that have worked? I sold 813 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,439 schemes that have worked? I sold money before. I sold money for more 814 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,839 money before. I sold money for more than what it was worth. 50p, 815 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,839 than what it was worth. 50p, sometimes you get special ones, some 816 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,679 sometimes you get special ones, some are really common and you can sell 817 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,399 are really common and you can sell one of them for like £9. I have done 818 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:52,399 one of them for like £9. I have done that many times. You are like Martin 819 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,759 that many times. You are like Martin Lewis! Thank you so much for being 820 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:56,559 Lewis! Thank you so much for being on the show. 821 00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:04,159 on the show. APPLAUSE. 822 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,799 We are about to end the show with our alternative version 823 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,119 of the Winter Paralympics opening ceremony, but before we do, 824 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,599 would you please thank our guests... 825 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:11,639 Penny Mordaunt. 826 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,679 Vittorio Angelone. 827 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,719 And Jamali Maddix. 828 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:19,439 And my co-hosts, Josh Widdicombe. 829 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,839 We'll be back next week with our guests Richard Ayoade 830 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,879 and Michelle Wolf. 831 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,279 But right now, it's time to unveil our alternative version 832 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:26,679 of the Winter Paralympics opening ceremony. 833 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:35,839 Take it away, Vittorio! 834 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:40,039 Welcome to The Last Leg's Winter Paralympic Opening Ceremony. 835 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:44,079 The Olympics had Snoop Doog, but we've gone one better. 836 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,199 Put your hands together for our own legendary rap goddess. 837 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,919 Introducing... 838 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:56,879 Honey G! 839 00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,959 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 840 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,879 ♪ You should know, you should know thatah 841 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,799 ♪ Honey G is not having anything today 842 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,679 ♪ As we stand there totally krossed out 843 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,159 ♪ We commence to make you 844 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,199 ♪ Jump, jump 845 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,159 ♪ Last Leg'll make ya 846 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,279 ♪ GB'll make ya 847 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,279 ♪ Skis'll make ya 848 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,919 ♪ Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad 849 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,279 ♪ I'm the Mac and I'm bad givin' ya something that you never had 850 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,919 ♪ I'll make ya rump rump wiggle and shake your rump 851 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,759 ♪ 'Cause I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna jump 852 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,799 ♪ How high? 853 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:28,879 ♪ Real high 854 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,319 ♪ Cause I'm just so fly 855 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,479 ♪ A young loveable, huggable type of oh my 856 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,119 ♪ And everything is to the back with a little slack 857 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,959 ♪ 'Cause inside-out its wiggida wiggida wiggida wack 858 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,079 ♪ Jump, jump 859 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,279 ♪ Honey G'll make ya 860 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,479 ♪ Last Leg'll make ya 861 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,519 ♪ GB will make ya 862 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,559 ♪ Uh huh uh huh 863 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,639 ♪ Jump, jump 864 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,799 ♪ Honey G'll make ya 865 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,719 ♪ Last Leg'll make ya 866 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:53,639 ♪ GB will make ya 867 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,359 APPLAUSE. 868 00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,679 Thanks for watching The Last Leg, my name's Adam Hills - see you next 869 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,279 week for the next leg. 870 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE