This programme contains strong language and adult humour.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Grab your ration book, find the nearest shelter and hope
it's got TV reception.
It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for The Last Leg.
Tech, we pull apart the situation in the Middle East, decorate our Winter
Paralympians and build up some
disability representation. Plus we
are joined by Penny Mordaunt and
comedians Vittorio Angelone and
Jamali Maddix. On the show that does
its best to plaster over the cracks.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
G'day, I'm Adam Hills, welcome to the Last Leg,
the show that heard that World War III is approaching and thought
"Thank god not one of us is physically able to fight."
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With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor Josh Widdicombe.
And the man who heard Iran has limited arms and thought
"I know how you feel" - Alex Brooker.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE What a start!
You will not hear two better jokes
about a World War in your life! We
will cover everything going on in
the world or at least try to. Big
news for Alex this week.
Alex has been on a journey of disability self-discovery.
Yes, so I have got myself a shower stool. But as I told you, the shoe
has peaked with those opening jokes.
I stole it from an old lady next
door. No, I wife dead in her
Achilles. It never rains but it
pours in your house! It will be
quite romantic having matching
limbs! A couple of days later, she
gets this shower stool, why? Because
I'm not going to suddenly start
showering on the one leg, that would
be ridiculous! I was like... In 41
years, I had never thought about
that. It must be like disabled
logic, like we wake up in the
morning and choose inspiration, from
the minute we wake up, why would I
do it easily? I will balance on one
leg like a flamenco. I will try to
get through a round of Britain's Got
Talent in the morning, but she has
this shower stool and it is meant,
so much easier showering sitting
down and standing on the one leg.
The other day I was loving it,
sitting there, this is amazing and I
looked down at my bits and it looked
like they were own, they were in
their own little Jacuzzi!
LAUGHTER
Having a good time! It was the best
thing! I am fucking done with this
show!
LAUGHTER
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Alex talking about his meat and two
veg in a Jacuzzi, count me out! You
won't like this, we have a
photograph! Oh, no! That is my hand
in the picture! I forgot that your
disabilities or that you are
pixelated from the waist down. How
much do you have to pay on only fans
to see the full picture? The new
season of heated rivalry is looking
a little bit shit! I have my arm
out. The good arm is on it. The good
arm! You need more than just an
average shower chair, so we have had
a special Arsenal chair made, just
for showering! My God!
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And after what Alex told me, that is
the first and last time I am
touching this seat. Come over and
sit on it, it has your drink to have
a drink in the shower, and you can
listen to your staff and you put
that on, like that. Look at that.
You do look like... I will turn this
around because the most exciting
thing is... On the back, it says...
Wash your face and your ARSE-N-AL!
ARSE-N-AL! That is awesome! Thank
you! I must be honest, that is not
that we used in rehearsal. This is
what happened to the chair that we
used in rehearsal... Imagine if this
broke! There you go. And if we move
this around... Oh!
LAUGHTER
I can't believe this stool is
missing one leg!
APPLAUSE.
Not one person came to help me! I
did ask if you were OK. I did not
realise that you said that literally
seven seconds before it broke!
We are live, which means you can send us any questions you'd
like to ask us about the news.
You can message us on Instagram with the hashtag #isitok.
And on Whatsapp using the number 07956 175 908.
Or by scanning the QR code on the screen.
Straight to the big story...
Onto the big story now and Abdul Mohamed said...
"Is it OK that we might be going to WWIII right now?"
Last Saturday, America and Israel launched airstrikes on Iran,
reportedly hitting thousands of targets and killing
the country's leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
Iran then fired hundreds of missiles and drones at nearby Arab states,
hitting Dubai Airport as well as an RAF base in Cyprus.
Israel are now bombing sites in Lebanon while a US submarine sank
an Iranian Navy ship off the coast of Sri Lanka.
In short, there's a war in the Middle East.
It happened really quickly too.
It feels like none of us saw this coming - including the Ayatollah.
Especially the Ayatollah! You say this is moving too quickly like the
criticism of relationship. Last
Friday, to give perspective, we were
talking about how important the
Gorton and Denton by-election was.
When people said the Greens were
dangerous, it turns out they were.
Obviously we were worried about
World War III and China getting
involved and it really will boot off
and Iran were looking to China to
support them but China have told
Iran that they are not going to send
them any trips, but they will offer
them moral support. Iran must be
going, hold on a second, we have the
biggest army in the world, we don't
want a fucking shoulder to cry on.
It's hard to know who to cheer for here.
On the one hand America and Israel may have broken international law
by bombing a country unprovoked, but on the other hand,
the Iranian regime were - and I think this is the politically
correct term - absolute arseholes.
They came to power in the Islamic Revolution in 1979,
and introduced strict religious laws and brutal morality police that made
Iran go from looking like this...
...to looking like this...
It's like flicking over from Austin Powers to
The Handmaid's Tale.
The Iranian regime has threatened the existence of Israel,
funded terrorism worldwide, and, this year alone, killed tens
of thousands of protesters.
These are not nice dudes.
You know you're the bad guy when Trump and Netanyahu criticise
you, and the rest of the world go, "Actually, they've got a point."
On Sunday millions of Iranians worldwide celebrated
the possible downfall of the regime, despite the
fact that their country was being bombed.
Jeremy Vine showed footage of the celebrations,
but misunderstood where it was coming from,
and created another perfect moment of Accidental Partridge.
We are going to show you some footage from Iran of people dancing
like Trump. So, I gather that is in
Iran and they are doing the dance, a
very slight movement of the hips,
where is it? It is not Iran. It is
crucially not Iran, that is very
important. If it was in Iran they
might all be killed.
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So on the one hand, hurray that
a bad guy has been removed.
But on the other hand, America doesn't have a great record
of removing bad guys in the Middle East and leaving it
better than they found it.
Just to reassure you, though, that the adults are in control -
the American Government are calling it "Operation Epic Fury."
It's giving "men naming their own penises".
I'll tell you what gives you that energy, Alex in the shower. That was
operation Epic Furry.
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I am surprised that he did not want
to call this operation forget I am
in the Epstein files!
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We will get to that in a minute! It
has been bonkers watching the way
that America have broadcast this to
the world.
The White House also released this aggressive video,
that shows just how much the they've turned war into a meme.
We are going to annihilate their Navy. We are going to ensure that
the region's terrorist proxies can
no longer destabilise the region or
the world. We will ensure that Iran
does not obtain a nuclear weapon. We
will do this as long as it takes to
achieve those objectives and we will
achieve them, the world will be a
safer place when we are done with
this operation.
It feels like it's come straight out of South Park.
It's a wonder they didn't end with,
"Oh my God, they killed Khamenei".
APPLAUSE.
And if you think America's tweet was tasteless,
check out this unbelievable one from the Israeli Defense Force.
Nothing beats a Jet-get-get-get... Do you think Jess Glynne would be
more upset that her best song was
hijacked by Jet2 or World War III?
World War III and they are making
shit outdated videos. That is my
issue, if you are going to make a
meme about the work, make it
topical. How many schools did you
bomb? 6-7!
bomb? 6-7! That's the first time a man in his 50s has done that and I
found it funny. 60s, sorry.
So why has this happened now?
The truth is, we don't know.
And nor does America.
First, the Secretary of State Marco Rubio said that
Israel were gonna strike Iran, so America got in first
to stop Iran hitting back.
Then Trump said that he had heard Iran was getting ready to strike
Israel with a nuclear weapon, so he hit them first.
But he also said last year he had completely destroyed Iran's
nuclear capabilities.
The White House press secretary said it started because Trump had a
feeling. That's not... That's not a
feeling to have to start a war. You
can have a feeling that tonight's
gonna be a good night. If you've got
the feeling, jump up to the ceiling,
I'll be getting down tonight.
Some experts are saying that the US received word that the Ayatollah
was meeting his senior advisers at his compound, and they
just took the window of opportunity to take him out.
It wasn't even planned.
Much like when Alan Carr took out Paloma Faith
during Celebrity Traitors, but with less of a dramatic fallout.
Further to what you said before...
Earlier today, a new document from the Epstein Files was released,
that contains unsubstantiated claims that Donald Trump abused a minor.
But I'm sure that's not why he attacked Iran and sent
the whole region into war.
Is it?
Remember when people thought a female president
would be too emotional?
Meanwhile, Israel have said they will take out whoever is chosen
to replace the Ayatollah.
That's gotta be a tough job to sell.
Wanted - Interim Ayatollah.
Must have an ability to work under pressure.
Start date ASAP.
It is a tough gig. Interim ayatollah does sound like a great reality TV
show, though. The people that
brought you MILK Manor, now interim
ayatollah.-- MILF Manor.
We all enjoyed it. A whole bunch of words.
Imagine that job interview.
"What's your biggest weakness?"
"Sometimes I love Allah too much."
The most likely leader is the old Ayatollah's son.
Nepo baby.
Trump said last night that he wants to choose the next leader of Iran.
Like going back to The Apprentice? Apparently when the bombs went off
he said, you're fired.
Trump also said today that he wants to make Iran great again.
I don't think that hat is going to sell as well.
The mad thing is, Trump doesn't want Iran to be
led by a despotic religious fanatic
who uses his faith as an excuse to do whatever the hell
he wants and is fawned over by everyone around him.
This afternoon in the White House, this happened...
That is Donald Trump being prayed for by evangelical pastors,
who are laying hands open him.
who are laying hands upon him.
At least the Ayatollah believed in his religion.
It looks like the last one to let go wins a truck. It's all well and good
praying with him and maybe Jesus and
God are listening, and if they are I
would like to think they wouldn't
start intervening with somebody in
the Epstein files. When Iran started
firing missiles willy-nilly he let
them use it for defensive strikes.
Basically, when America wanted to go
all the way Keir Starmer wouldn't
let them go to first base. Then
things got heated and he said, OK,
only over the shirt. Did he do the
right thing? I assume every option
he picks, it is the sort of geezer
where it is always the wrong option.
If he was in Tesco, he goes for the
queue he thinks will be the longest.
If Keir Starmer goes into the
Revels, he gets the coffee one every
time. I don't know. Sometimes you do
go, do you know what, being Prime
Minister is a fucking nightmare. He
makes the wrong decision, he
switches, that's the wrong decision,
he has pissed
he has pissed off the left, then he has pissed off Trang. He
basically said this is against the
rule of law and we won't do this. He
isn't one to talk about regime
change. I'm sure that's the last
thing he wants, as well. He said we
don't want regime change from the
skies or from Manchester as well,
skies or from Manchester as well, apparently.
skies or from Manchester as well, apparently. I have a feeling he
might have come out of this looking
better than had he gone in looking
gung ho. He has an incredibly low
bar on what people think of him. He
also didn't want to miss out on the
social media hype. He posted this
uninspiring clip yesterday. Our
number one priority is protecting
our people. We had already deployed
additional military capabilities in
the region defending our basis.
It is cooler when you remember that that is Wes Streeting on guitar. I
reckon Keir Starmer's voice could
underwhelmed any sub. That song is a
banger.-- could underwhelmed any
song. Money for nothing and the
chicks for free. It is a shame that
you are finding your Keir Starmer
impression just before he's about to
leave. Trump criticised Keir Starmer
this week and said he's no Winston
Churchill. That's weird because
Winston Churchill stood his ground
against an authoritarian figure with
stupid hair that try to change the
world. He criticised the UK's
immigration policy, wind farms, and
he said that London is a terrible
place with terrible people but it is
a very different place. What does he
mean by different? That sounds a lot
like racism and as an Australian I
know racism.
That is the weirdest braggart I've ever heard.
We talked about it during the week, and I got more defensive
of London than Josh and Alex.
But you are worried about your Visa. I did. He kept talking down London
and I've been living here nearly 20
years, this place feels like home, I
think I've lived in London more than
any other city in the world. Don't
tell us, tell the officers. I made a
video message for Donald Trump to
show him just a great London can be.
Donald Trump says London is a
terrible place full of terrible
people but since moving here I found
London is to be some of the
friendliest people on the planet.
Fuck off, mate. There are so much to
celebrate, from problematic tourist
attractions to eating out, London is
the home of international cuisine
with every dish you can imagine
right on your doorstep. Cheers.
That's 20 quid. For a glorified
cheese toasty? Listen you Aussie
BLEEP. Where can I go to Balham?
Sorry, mate, I don't go south of the
river.
London is full of famous faces. Who knows, you might end up having a
coffee with my celebrity mate Self
Esteem. It Adam, just wondering
where you are. I don't want to meet
for a coffee. I also don't know who
you are. It is a great city for
people watching. Cheers. Thanks.
£20? Donald Trump might have a
problem with green energy but in
London these bikes are everywhere.
There you have it, London, a safe
place for everyone. Even kids feel
safe being out and about. Listen up,
Donald Trump, shor London might be a
smelly, grimy, rainy, overpriced
shit whole, but it's our smelly,
grimy, rainy, overpriced shit hole.
♪ Maybe it's because I'm Australian
that I love London town ♪
Oh! It is on my shoes. Oh! This
fucking city.
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Let's bring out tonight's guests.
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a politician walked
into a studio, please welcome comedians Jamali Maddix and former
Cabinet Minister Penny Mordaunt.
And Vittorio Angelone!
My first question to you. I was told you are injured. I have actually
broken my foot. But you have taken
your cast off for the show? I have.
Where is it is mainly because of
what your producers have planned for
the rest of the show but I'm going
to sit that bit out. Are you OK? I'm
OK. I like that you came on and did
not want to complain about your leg.
Penny, I will get you in a sack.--
I
I will get to you in a second. We can all agree it's been grim. Nobody
has enjoyed seeing the news this
week apart from Prince Andrew.
LAUGHTER Just to be out of the new
cycle for a day.
But it is important to remember that
there is a reason for the war, for
the attack. The media has it is--
of the media has said it is to
remove a dictator and that Trump and
Benjamin Netanyahu have done that
and the only way they know how,
bombing a girls primary school.
Allegedly... Oh! Do you have to say
that or do I have to say that?
Either way it has been said. Jamali?
I am looking at that ayatollah job.
I think I could give it a good
crack. Israel are saying we will
kill the next one, they won't kill
me, I'm too cheeky. I am such a
scamp. I would vote for that. It is
difficult to pick but my favourite
moment of the war so far was when...
LAUGHTER The IDF posted one of those
mad TikTok compilations and they
were celebrating the fact they had
destroyed an Iranian military
helicopter but it turns out it was
just a painting of the helicopter on
tarmac.
Who is in charge of the IDF? Wiley
Coyote? They said meep meep as their
statement.
Penny, before we ask you your opinions, we made a segment
for you a few years back, so let's reinstate it
"A Mordaunt for your thoughts".
What do you make of everything that has gone on this week? I think you
were very kind to the White House
about the social media you showed.
There is worse out there. I think
the president, if he just said to
his allies, I'm sorry we've come to
the conclusion we cannot stop this
nation getting the bomb without
taking out the leadership of the
regime and denuding their
capabilities. We don't need your
support to do it but we will be
there for you if you must take
defensive action as a consequence.
In the process we will stop a lot of
terrorism and give the Iranian
people the chance of a brighter
future. That would have gone down a
lot better. But that sounds like a
mature thing to say from a grown-up.
There is, I think, a strategy behind
this, but you can be forgiven for
not knowing what that is. You think
there is a strategy? I do and I
think that has implications for
China and Russia in this as well but
the most important thing, there have
been people who have all gained this
and seen where this goes and the
critical thing is that he has
started this and he's got to end
this because the worst outcome of
this, I'm sorry this is a light
entertainment show but this is
important stuff, is if you leave
part of the regime in place that is
less experienced, more fanatical, at
a time when the population is rising
up against it, it'll be very bad
indeed. There was an episode when
Adam went away and we were in charge
and it was very similar. You are
saying it'll all be fine as long as
Donald is focused on doesn't get
bored easily? He has started on this
course and he must have a good
outcome and he must see this
through. At least he famously sticks
to one task.
Penny, you famously carried a ceremonial sword
at King Charles' coronation.
Did you get to go to the evening do? I always wondered with that was
like. Afterwards I drove home and I
fed my cat. What? He did not even
get to go? I knew there were lots in
the same boat so I just took a lot
of booze into the House of Commons
and anyone he did not get to go
anywhere nice, I stood them a drink
and then I went home and fed the
cat. And we all paid for that!
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I paid for it!
But one thing people may not know about you is that you used to be
a magician's assistant.
Turns out, our Josh knows three magic tricks as well.
And since the news has been very gloom and doom this week,
we thought perhaps we could end this part with a little bit of magic.
Why is Alex not doing the magic trick? Sleight of hand? !
LAUGHTER
I was genuinely wanting to look really sad but I love that! All
right, let's do it!
APPLAUSE. Yes! Here we go... Paul Daniels is
back on TV, let's have it! I want to
welcome a wonderful assistant, the
magical Penny Mordaunt! Straighten
those up. Now, we are going to need
a volunteer, can we have some
volunteers? Anyone? This guy! OK. We
have three magic tricks, Penny, can
I have my cards? It is we are just
how much that hat suits you as well!
This is my first trick, just a
normal pack of cards. Do you know
when kids dress up as magical Mickey
at Disney? The top two cards. Show
them to the audience. It looks like
you got into hog warts through
clearing! Put them back into the
pack, remember your cards. OK, I
will straighten this pack. There
they are!
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Those are my cards! There you go.
Next, two matchsticks and I don't
think this will transfer to
television as well as it did in the
playground. Check they are just
normal matchsticks. She would not
live. You are not allowed to use the
word normal on this show. Think
positive jumping faults. Wow!
APPLAUSE.
And my third trick, and do not try
this at home. This is a little bit
much for some people. Are you all
right with this? That is my thumb.
Ready? Well! Pretty good? I will
reattach it. Let's try it with a
bigger thing. Give me a leg. Not
that one. Are you ready? Oh!
APPLAUSE.
Put it back. Penny, would you like
to lead us into the break?
We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break, as we kick
off the Winter Paralympics.
See you soon.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Welcome back to The Last Leg.
We're joined by Penny Mordaunt, Vittorio Angelone
and Jamali Maddix.
Alex has got snow in his mouth.
The Winter Paralympics turn 50 this week, which means it's
gonna leave its wife and start doing triathlons.
The wheelchair curling has already started,
with GB beating the USA, despite America posting this edgy
clip of rapper Snoop Dogg as the ultimate Paralympic hype man.
Coach Snoop here.
And you already know what time it is.
You are the athletes who redefine strong, and your greatness
is beyond comparison.
And it's not just me.
All of America is proud of each and every one of you.
All around the world, your family and friends,
we love you from the D-O double G, and everybody is cheering you on.
Tonight is the official start of your Games.
So let's do this.
USA, USA, USA, go!
APPLAUSE. We will take it! I love it. He
should take over the White House
social media account. What won't he
do at this point? Who is he in debt
with? I wonder how high he thinks he
is whenever he watches some of the
Paralympic sports?
You can watch the events over the next week on Channel 4,
but earlier the opening ceremony took place.
Bunch of countries pulled out because Russia was able to compete
under their own flag. And this weird
bit where Czechia came in but did
not come in. They are boycotting so
the flag is being carried by two
volunteers, they are protesting,
these eight athletes are not showing
up rather than making any protest on
the stage itself. I just thought
they were really, really short
statured.
We're gonna have our own alternative opening ceremony at the end
of tonight's show.
We have GB's equivalent to Snoop Dogg.
Check that out.
We do have a winter Paralympian in the audience tonight - she's won
two silvers and two bronze medals in visually impaired skiing.
Please welcome Millie Knight.
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The audience have uploaded for so long we don't have any time left to
interview! Lovely to have you, what
was the experience like for you? The
Paralympics is unreal, it is like
nothing else, it is a range of every
emotion you could possibly think of.
The pressure and the excitement and
the nerves, everything. But to be
honest, the real medals, it is about
the pin collections, how many can
you collect? And getting on with
other countries is a big thing but
you are pipped for the gold by
someone called Henrieta Farkasova.
That is a name that we loved.
Because she farked us over. Any
grudge? Absolutely not, she is far
more experienced than me. Very well
deserved. And as a tree or not
competing because you have taken up
karate and are now a world champion?
Yes. Yes! That is amazing!
APPLAUSE.
So look out, Henrieta Farkasova, she
is coming for you! So good to have
you, luck with the karate. The
Paralympics are running over the
next couple of weeks. I will run
through the highlights tomorrow. But
I will do that on a snowboard.
APPLAUSE.
I will be honest... These are not really the shoes to be doing this
with. This is the most Australian
you have ever lived! OK, so...
The visually impaired skiing gets underway tomorrow morning,
with Fred Warburton and guide James Hannan making their Paralympic
debut, while defending Super G champion Neil Simpson
and his brother Andrew make a start to their programme.
In the women's downhill, GB's most decorated
Winter Paralympian Menna Fitzpatrick starts her campaign
with guide Katie Guest.
The Para snowboarding also kicks off on Saturday morning,
with James Barnes-Miller and Ollie Hill hoping to qualify,
as well as Davy Zyw, the first snowsport athlete with MND.
Scott Meenagh competes on Day 1 of the Para biathlon events,
while GB are also in action in the wheelchair curling.
I got to the end!
We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break,
as we find out how Peppa Pig is increasing disability awareness.
See you soon.
APPLAUSE.
Welcome back to The Last Leg.
We're joined by Penny Mordaunt, Vittorio Angelone
and Jamali Maddix.
In disability news this week, Peppa Pig's younger brother George
will be diagnosed as moderately deaf and fitted with a hearing
aid in a storyline that will air on March 9th.
How do we feel about that? It is lovely for the show to do that
considering they've promoted Peppa
Pig all this time and let's be
honest she is an arsehole. It's
always been about her and she's
always been a dick to George. Kids
will see that. They will see
somebody with a hearing impairment
and it desensitises them to it. When
you prepare-- compare it when I was
at school, when I was six, my
classmates used to see me get taken
out for a nap in the middle of the
day and I thought everybody was
going for a sleep and I found out
about five years ago it was just me
and the other disabled kids in the
school because the school had
outdated research that disabled
children needed more sleep which is
insane... You have a nap every day
at work!
LAUGHTER That is wild.
Thought on Peppa Pig? I agree with
him, I think she is smug. Always on
an adventure. At daddy Pig taught me
that you can drive with trotters.
George's audiologist will be voiced
by a gladiator. She said the same
thing about it great having children
see that. But what you say if you
have a death child, you say, that is
you, you are a pig. Penny, you are
an ambassador for a particular
project. They are an amazing
organisation. They have set up an
alliance for disabled musicians. It
was always their dream. They were
always David Ames' charity. When he
was killed I stepped in to help
them. It was always their dream to
play Broadway and we are taking them
there this autumn. They will play a
show on Broadway. We are hoping that
the day after we will take them to
the UN and we are going to have the
General Assembly room there which
will be the most useful thing that
room has been used for a very long
time. The scenes you have seen in
Parliament this week with Angela
Rippon will be nothing compared to
what we are going to do at the UN.
There is an important message behind
it, we need to provide the
educational opportunities for people
to get involved in the arts. Then he
has always been a supporter of the
disabled people. You were a
supporter of the prosthetics
industry, you were promoting an
Iranian arms tore recently, weren't
you?
APPLAUSE
Honestly... I am so happy I am
sitting here. I have a response.
Investing in our defence... I am on
your side, I think it is great. I
genuinely have to get to the mystery
guest. As a positive thing, I think
it is brilliant, warmongering has
always been a male-dominated
industry, and you have smashed the
glass ceiling, I'm very proud.
APPLAUSE
I would like to take the opportunity
to introduce you to some other women
that put their lives on the line to
defend people like you being able to
do what you want to do in your life
and make jokes about the Government
and all sorts of things and enjoy
the freedoms that we do in this
country.
Tonight's mystery guest! It is a tough sell for a guy from Belfast.
Alright, it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest.
Penny, Vittorio and Jamali have to try to identify them.
Can we have this week's mystery guest please?
This is Laura. She has been in the news this week are described in the
news as a genius but why was she in
the news? Alex, can we have the
dramatic lighting change, please? We
needed that a few minutes ago. Was
she in the news because she avoided
paying for luggage on a flight
because she sent clothes to herself
in the post. Was it because she has
bought and wrapped Christmas
presents for every member of her
family up until 2056. Or is it
because she conducted surgery on a
patient in Gibraltar whilst still in
the UK herself. Have a think about
it over the break. We are so short
full-time. And possibly a fight is
going to break out.-- we are so
short of time.
After the break, I'll make the mystery guest
Welcome back to The Last Leg.
We're joined by Penny Mordaunt, Vittorio Angelone
and Jamali Maddix.
Before the break, we challenged our guests to work out how this person
was connected to the news.
Can we have the options again please.
This is Laura, and she was described as a genius in the news
this week, but why?
A - to avoid paying for luggage on a flight she sent her clothes
to herself in the post.
B - she has bought and wrapped Christmas presents for every member
of her family all the way to 2056.
C - she conducted an operation in Gibraltar while in the UK.
What do you think? It is one or two, I mean three. I think surgery. You
do not seem cheap enough to do that
luggage one and 2056, you don't seem
mad enough to do that. Number three.
I think one. That is the smart
thing. The correct answer? I posted
my luggage to myself instead of
paying the fees.
APPLAUSE.
How much did you save? It would have cost me £30 to take on a bag as hand
luggage and I spent two points 59p
posting it to my destination
instead. Have you other money making
schemes that have worked? I sold
money before. I sold money for more
than what it was worth. 50p,
sometimes you get special ones, some
are really common and you can sell
one of them for like £9. I have done
that many times. You are like Martin
Lewis! Thank you so much for being
on the show.
APPLAUSE.
We are about to end the show with our alternative version
of the Winter Paralympics opening ceremony, but before we do,
would you please thank our guests...
Penny Mordaunt.
Vittorio Angelone.
And Jamali Maddix.
And my co-hosts, Josh Widdicombe.
We'll be back next week with our guests Richard Ayoade
and Michelle Wolf.
But right now, it's time to unveil our alternative version
of the Winter Paralympics opening ceremony.
Take it away, Vittorio!
Welcome to The Last Leg's Winter Paralympic Opening Ceremony.
The Olympics had Snoop Doog, but we've gone one better.
Put your hands together for our own legendary rap goddess.
Introducing...
Honey G!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
♪ You should know, you should know thatah
♪ Honey G is not having anything today
♪ As we stand there totally krossed out
♪ We commence to make you
♪ Jump, jump
♪ Last Leg'll make ya
♪ GB'll make ya
♪ Skis'll make ya
♪ Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad
♪ I'm the Mac and I'm bad givin' ya something that you never had
♪ I'll make ya rump rump wiggle and shake your rump
♪ 'Cause I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna jump
♪ How high?
♪ Real high
♪ Cause I'm just so fly
♪ A young loveable, huggable type of oh my
♪ And everything is to the back with a little slack
♪ 'Cause inside-out its wiggida wiggida wiggida wack
♪ Jump, jump
♪ Honey G'll make ya
♪ Last Leg'll make ya
♪ GB will make ya
♪ Uh huh uh huh
♪ Jump, jump
♪ Honey G'll make ya
♪ Last Leg'll make ya
♪ GB will make ya
APPLAUSE.
Thanks for watching The Last Leg, my name's Adam Hills - see you next
week for the next leg.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE