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It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for The Last Leg.
Tonight on the show...
We cast our eyes across Peter Mandelson's emails.
We get our hands on Donald Trump's arch.
And we find out what's afoot at the Winter Olympics.
Plus, we'll be joined by artist Grayson Perry, comedian Judi Love,
and musician Tyler Ballgame...
..on the show that's sometimes beside itself at the news.
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G'day, I'm Adam Hills.
Welcome to The Last Leg - the show that's a lot
like Bitcoin this week, cos we're 50% off.
With me, as always, are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Widdicombe.
And the man who thought Skeleton Bob was a character
from The Simpsons, Alex Brooker.
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We
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE We will get stuck into the big
stories
We will get stuck into the big stories in a little bit...
Big news
for Alex this week as his name
featured on a previously
redacted list of high-profile individuals connected
to their own island.
How
How can
How can you say that whenever you
have
How can you say that whenever you have just walked out wearing nipple
clamps!
That's right - he's appearing on Bake Off.
That
That is
That is the group!
Let's look at his profile shot .
That's what I call a Baking Dish.
It
It is
It is not
It is not just the cakes that are
smouldering.
It is not just the cakes that are smouldering. I cannot say much,
having
smouldering. I cannot say much, having done that, I cannot give away
much
having done that, I cannot give away much but I can tell you that they
got
much but I can tell you that they got me to do some whisking so this
is
got me to do some whisking so this is a first ever three hour episode.
I
is a first ever three hour episode. I took out my show stopper during
grand
I took out my show stopper during grand designs!
- I took out my show stopper during grand designs! - You are made for
- grand designs! - You are made for this, your leg is a rolling pin! Get
the
this, your leg is a rolling pin! Get the Zok out, that is for the piping.
You
the Zok out, that is for the piping. You were born to do this!
- the Zok out, that is for the piping. You were born to do this! - And I
- You were born to do this! - And I cannot say whether Paul Hollywood
got
cannot say whether Paul Hollywood got the famous Alex Brooker
handshake...
- got the famous Alex Brooker handshake... - You spent your
- handshake... - You spent your childhood egging.
- It
- handshake... - You spent your childhood egging. - It did feel a
- childhood egging. - It did feel a little bit weird putting them into a
bowl.
- little bit weird putting them into a bowl. - I did Bake Off a couple of
- bowl. - I did Bake Off a couple of years back and I tried to make a
model
years back and I tried to make a model of Alex's leg and this is what
it
model of Alex's leg and this is what it looked like. Pretty proud of
that,
it looked like. Pretty proud of that, to be honest but I felt bad I
did
that, to be honest but I felt bad I did not make anything for Josh.
- that, to be honest but I felt bad I did not make anything for Josh. - I'm
- did not make anything for Josh. - I'm quite happy I did not get a leg that
also
quite happy I did not get a leg that also had eczema.
- quite happy I did not get a leg that also had eczema. - I have baked one of
- also had eczema. - I have baked one of your legs. This is it. Josh's leg.
- your legs. This is it. Josh's leg. - Wow. That is like a proper leg. You
think I have got a bigger calf than
I
think I have got a bigger calf than I have!
- think I have got a bigger calf than I have! - Look at that. And like your
- I have! - Look at that. And like your actual leg, there is no hair. Very
realistic
actual leg, there is no hair. Very realistic because if I cut into
here.
- realistic because if I cut into here. - It should...
- Oh,
- realistic because if I cut into here. - It should... - Oh, my God!
- here. - It should... - Oh, my God! Welcome to the club!
- Welcome to the club! - APPLAUSE.
APPLAUSE. That is all yours!
APPLAUSE.
That
APPLAUSE. That is real! I did not realise that
was.
- That is real! I did not realise that was. - Have a little nibble at your
- was. - Have a little nibble at your toes.
- I
- was. - Have a little nibble at your toes. - I thought you would use "shoe"
- toes. - I thought you would use "shoe" pastry. What is wrong with you? You
don't
pastry. What is wrong with you? You don't like proper humour?!
As always, we are live - so send us any questions about the news.
You can message us on Instagram using the hashtag #IsItOK,
via WhatsApp on 07956 175 908.
LAUGHTER
He
LAUGHTER He currently has his foot in his
mouth!
APPLAUSE.
LAUGHTER
Don't
LAUGHTER Don't waste a good leg!
- LAUGHTER Don't waste a good leg! - It turns out
- Don't waste a good leg! - It turns out they do like humour!
Or by scanning the QR code on the screen.
Are
Are you
Are you toes intolerant?
- Are you toes intolerant? - Fuck may,
they
- Are you toes intolerant? - Fuck may, they do not stop! I am just so high
on
they do not stop! I am just so high on E numbers I am hallucinating.
For example: Is it OK that the internet has finally found
the male equivalent of a Karen?
Is it OK that it's a Josh?
What
What the
What the fuck is going on tonight?
- What the fuck is going on tonight? - We hate you because you have got all
of your limbs.
According to recent memes, Josh is: The bane of any
white woman he's dated.
The man who insists he's "just being honest" when he's
actually just being cruel.
That's not really the Josh we know.
The guy who, during an argument, threatens to "pull up a study"
to prove his point - though he never actually will.
That's not the Josh we know either.
If he doesn't already have a podcast, he's
thinking about starting one.
Now that's the Josh we know.
The
The charge that we know, it is me
just
The charge that we know, it is me just talking to other famous people
called
just talking to other famous people called Josh.
- just talking to other famous people called Josh. - I thought the
- called Josh. - I thought the definition of Josh was someone
absolutely
definition of Josh was someone absolutely adamant that it is OK to
use
absolutely adamant that it is OK to use disabled toilets because he
knows
use disabled toilets because he knows a couple of us.
- use disabled toilets because he knows a couple of us. - Someone is not
- knows a couple of us. - Someone is not getting a slice of my calf!
Onto the big story now - the one everyone has
been talking about.
Last Friday, a new tranche of documents was released relating
to the convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.
The person who suffered the most fallout was the former
Labour Party heavyweight, Lord Peter Mandelson.
For younger viewers - or for anyone who happened to be
in Australia during the 1990s - here's a quick explainer.
Peter Mandelson was a key figure in New Labour.
He first became a minister in 1997 but resigned in 1998
over a dodgy house loan.
He rejoined the Government in 1999, only to resign again in 2001
after being falsely accused of helping with a dodgy
passport application, which he later admitted misleading
Tony Blair about.
In December 2024 he was appointed Ambassador to the United States,
but resigned less than a year later because of his links
to Jeffrey Epstein.
In political terms, he is one messy man.
This week, it was revealed that Mandelson had remained good friends
with Epstein after he'd been convicted of trafficking -
and allegedly leaked Government information to Epstein
when he was a minister.
This is what the explosive front pages looked like on Wednesday...
The headlines ranged from "Oh, Lord" in the Metro...
..to The Star, which went with: "You've let your pants down,
you've let your country down".
And accompanied it with this photo...
He
He says
He says showing a photograph of
Donald
He says showing a photograph of Donald Duck going, if it is good for
him...
- Donald Duck going, if it is good for him... - That is his dry cleaning
- him... - That is his dry cleaning bill, it says trousers here...
- I
- bill, it says trousers here... - I don't want to make this weird story
more
don't want to make this weird story more weird but is he wearing a
nappy?
- more weird but is he wearing a nappy? - I don't think so.
It's
very hard to deny being friends
with someone when they've got a photo of you in your underpants.
It looks like the worst remake of Notting Hill
ever: "I'm just a man, standing in his pants,
looking at an iPad, asking you not to take a photo of me."
Keir Starmer is now under huge pressure to explain why he made
Mandelson Ambassador to the US.
This
This is
This is the thing that has come out,
there
This is the thing that has come out, there could be the argument he made
him
there could be the argument he made him ambassador to deal with a wrong
one
him ambassador to deal with a wrong one and you send a wrong one but
either
one and you send a wrong one but either way, there is no defence
because
either way, there is no defence because he knowingly gave the job to
someone
because he knowingly gave the job to someone who has been sacked twice
and
someone who has been sacked twice and no matter what level of
friendship,
and no matter what level of friendship, was friends with a
convicted
friendship, was friends with a convicted sex trafficker, which
makes
convicted sex trafficker, which makes me wonder, who did he turn
down?!
- down?! - LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER It was into the waiting room. I saw
you
It was into the waiting room. I saw you from the jig films...
- It was into the waiting room. I saw you from the jig films... - The
- you from the jig films... - The annoying thing is that I applied for
the
annoying thing is that I applied for the job.
On Wednesday, Starmer said in Parliament that he knew Mandelson
had stayed in touch with Epstein, but was unaware of the extent
of their friendship.
And, to be fair to Keir Starmer, it's not like Mandelson
was walking around wearing an Epstein-branded sweater.
Although
Although this exposing photograph
shows
Although this exposing photograph shows him walking around in branded
sweater.
- shows him walking around in branded sweater. - To make things worse, he
- sweater. - To make things worse, he wore that to the interview. Are you
still
wore that to the interview. Are you still friends with Jeffrey Epstein?
- still friends with Jeffrey Epstein? - No... Apparently has swap that for a
pair of trousers. -- he swapped
that.
. On the back it says: "My best friend owns Paedo Island
and all I got was this lousy sweater." I mean, who could have
predicted that the man whose genuine nickname was "The Prince
of Darkness" and who had previously misled a Labour Prime
Minister might be a liar?
This glossy photo taken of Keir Starmer yesterday kinda sums
up his week - obliviously standing in front of a giant red flag.
The Prime Minister is now being asked to release all files relating
to Mandelson's vetting process.
It
It does
It does not sound like there was a
lot
It does not sound like there was a lot of vetting. So much so that I
don't
lot of vetting. So much so that I don't think the even checked Peter
Mandelson's
don't think the even checked Peter Mandelson's Wikipedia because it is
a
Mandelson's Wikipedia because it is a section they're called
inappropriate
a section they're called inappropriate links and that goes on
for
inappropriate links and that goes on for one page and does not even
include
for one page and does not even include the stuff with Jeffrey
Epstein,
include the stuff with Jeffrey Epstein, and has its own page! There
was
Epstein, and has its own page! There was so little vetting they did not
even
was so little vetting they did not even noticed on his CV he still had
Epstein
even noticed on his CV he still had Epstein as a reference!
- even noticed on his CV he still had Epstein as a reference! - We cannot
- Epstein as a reference! - We cannot seem to get in touch with your
reference,
seem to get in touch with your reference, Peter.
To be fair,
nobody tells the truth
in their job interview.
I once told Channel 4 I only had one foot.
I really had to follow through on that one.
Many thought there might be a challenge to Keir Starmer's
leadership this week, but the two main contenders
are Angela Rayner - who's under investigation for underpaying stamp
duty - and Wes Streeting, who spent most of the week
deleting photos of himself with Mandelson on Instagram.
And presumably throwing away their handmade friendship bracelets.
Chantal said: Is it OK to say you were at Pizza Express
when you weren't?
Yes - the Andrew formerly known as Prince featured in the files,
as did his wife Sarah Ferguson, who also continued to stay friends
with Epstein after his conviction.
She even took her kids to hang out with him
after he'd spent time in jail.
I
I mean,
I mean, look, my mum has taken me
for
I mean, look, my mum has taken me for some shit days out, but that...
Next
for some shit days out, but that... Next time your kids have a go at you
for
Next time your kids have a go at you for where you're taking them, well,
Sarah
for where you're taking them, well, Sarah Ferguson, look where she took
hers!
Ferguson's upcoming children's book is now being pulped before release,
while investigators are reportedly checking the flight logs
for Budgie the Little Helicopter.
Andrew, meanwhile, finally left the luxurious Royal Lodge on Monday
night and is now in the process of moving to his new abode
in Sandringham.
I
I wonder,
I wonder, with Andrew, whether there
is
I wonder, with Andrew, whether there is going to keep being scandals and
every
is going to keep being scandals and every time, he will have to keep
downsizing
every time, he will have to keep downsizing where he lives and keep
getting
downsizing where he lives and keep getting moved on until eventually,
he
getting moved on until eventually, he has to live in a cupboard under
the
he has to live in a cupboard under the stairs like Harry Potter. Well,
he's
the stairs like Harry Potter. Well, he's not allowed within 500 yards of
Hogwarts.
- he's not allowed within 500 yards of Hogwarts. - But there is a royal...
- Hogwarts. - But there is a royal... There is a royal residence that's
perfect
There is a royal residence that's perfect for him, the tower of
London.
Meghan Markle released her own brand of chocolate this morning,
but with everything that's going on with Andrew,
maybe it should have been popcorn.
Belligerent Goat said: "Is it OK that Trump is mentioned
in the Epstein papers more than Harry Potter is
in the whole series?"
Yes - the name Donald Trump appears more times in the Epstein files
than the name Harry Potter appears in all seven Harry Potter novels.
When Trump was questioned about the files this week,
he tried to move on, then snapped at the reporter
in this antagonistic clip.
I
I think
I think it is time now for the
country
I think it is time now for the country to maybe get on to something
else.
country to maybe get on to something else. Something that people care
about.
else. Something that people care about. What did you say?
- else. Something that people care about. What did you say? - What would
- about. What did you say? - What would you say to the survivors...
- You
- about. What did you say? - What would you say to the survivors... - You are
- you say to the survivors... - You are the worst reporter. CNN has no
ratings
the worst reporter. CNN has no ratings because of people like you.
She
ratings because of people like you. She is a young woman. I don't think
I
She is a young woman. I don't think I have ever seen you smile, I have
known
I have ever seen you smile, I have known E for ten years, I don't think
I
known E for ten years, I don't think I have ever seen a smile on your
face.
I have ever seen a smile on your face. You know why you're not
smiling?
face. You know why you're not smiling? Because you're not telling
the
smiling? Because you're not telling the truth was you are a very
dishonest
the truth was you are a very dishonest organisation. They should
be
dishonest organisation. They should be ashamed of you.
- dishonest organisation. They should be ashamed of you. - I mean, you're
- be ashamed of you. - I mean, you're not going to smile while asking
questions
not going to smile while asking questions about sex trafficking.
That
questions about sex trafficking. That would make you an absolute
psycho,
That would make you an absolute psycho, it would be the same as on a
show
psycho, it would be the same as on a show in your back to talk about
stuff
show in your back to talk about stuff like that, coming out at the
start
stuff like that, coming out at the start wearing nipple clamps. It
would
start wearing nipple clamps. It would be crazy!
- start wearing nipple clamps. It would be crazy! - It is so mad that
- would be crazy! - It is so mad that Trump can talk to people like that
and
Trump can talk to people like that and nobody says anything. I would
love
and nobody says anything. I would love to see, just watching that,
there's
love to see, just watching that, there's always someone just standing
next
there's always someone just standing next to him, I would love to see
someone
next to him, I would love to see someone just go... How cool would
that
someone just go... How cool would that be? If someone said, that's not
how
that be? If someone said, that's not how you talk to women! And his hair
goes
how you talk to women! And his hair goes over.
Trump has two methods of dealing with questions about Epstein.
The first is to attack, the second is to do something outrageous
to try to change the subject.
This afternoon the President of the United States put out a post
that depicted Barack and Michelle Obama as apes.
You
You might
You might not have seen this.
No reason.
No connection to the rest of the post.
Just Barack and Michelle Obama - as monkeys.
Bernie Sanders called it "racist", Nancy Pelosi called it
"racist," and the only black Republican Senator in Congress,
Tim Scott, called it "the most racist thing I've seen out
of this White House."
You know you're in trouble when your response to people linking
you to a paedophile is to get them to call you a racist.
Because that's what this was.
A racist post put out by the White House.
After initially calling it "fake outrage", the White House eventually
took down the post after 14 hours, and said it was erroneously
put up by a staffer.
Not surprisingly, they have yet to apologise.
What
What I
What I think about this stuff is,
obviously
What I think about this stuff is, obviously we are talking about Keir
Starmer
obviously we are talking about Keir Starmer at the moment, it affects
whether
Starmer at the moment, it affects whether he should still be Prime
Minister
whether he should still be Prime Minister because of putting Peter
Mandelson
Minister because of putting Peter Mandelson in a job. But at the
rhetoric
Mandelson in a job. But at the rhetoric that is coming out of the
moment.
rhetoric that is coming out of the moment. If 10 Downing Street put out
some
moment. If 10 Downing Street put out some are like that, he has gone by
the
some are like that, he has gone by the time we are on air, absolutely
gone.
the time we are on air, absolutely gone. People keep saying with Trump,
how
gone. People keep saying with Trump, how long can he keep doing this, how
far
how long can he keep doing this, how far can he keep pushing it? For me,
I
far can he keep pushing it? For me, I didn't see that, it's quite scary,
actually,
I didn't see that, it's quite scary, actually, I worry that there isn't a
limit.
- limit. - APPLAUSE
Mrs Murray said: "Is it OK that no one is facing consequences
of the Epstein files?"
This is what it all boils down to - and no, it is not OK.
Because the truth is, there was an organised cabal
of global elites who abused children on a private island.
The irony is that Maga supporters have been
telling us this for years - but now it turns out that
members of their team might be involved as well.
Because this isn't a Democrat thing.
This isn't a Republican thing.
This is a rich white man thing.
And the real victims are the women and girls who were involved.
Meanwhile, the only person currently in jail for any of this
is Ghislaine Maxwell.
Scotland Yard is now investigating Peter Mandelson -
but not for his links to a paedophile.
They're investigating him for leaking classified documents.
What message does that send?
"It's OK to hang out with a paedo -
just don't cc him on a sensitive email."
Which brings us back to where we started.
After years of controversy, Peter Mandelson may finally be
stepping away from politics.
So let's say goodbye to the man they called Mandy - in song...
# Mandelson has said goodbye
# Feels like the fifteenth time
# A shadow of a man
# Your face in a photo
# Standing in your pants
# A woman beside you
# You knew how to find a way
# To get somebody else to pay
# You met an oligarch
# On a yacht in your Speedos
# At the end of the day
# You were friends with a paedo
# Oh, Mandy
# There's nothing that we can forgive now
# So they sent you away - oh, Mandy
# Where are you going to live now?
# Perhaps you can stay with Andy
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Sensational.
Charlie
Sensational. Charlie Baker, everyone.
Alright, let's welcome tonight's guests...
One's got big jokes, the other's got big jugs.
You decide which is which.
Please welcome comedian Judi Love and artist Grayson Perry.
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Aura,
Aura, love?
- Aura, love? - I wanted to come over
and
- Aura, love? - I wanted to come over and kiss you.
Grayson,
Grayson, are you OK?
- Grayson, are you OK? - I think I'm
turning
- Grayson, are you OK? - I think I'm turning into an Adam Hills tribute
act.
turning into an Adam Hills tribute act. I've got the beard. Just
thought
act. I've got the beard. Just thought I needed an accessory. I
have
thought I needed an accessory. I have torn my Achilles. Very boring
and
have torn my Achilles. Very boring and long-winded thing.
- have torn my Achilles. Very boring and long-winded thing. - It's like
- and long-winded thing. - It's like Josh's cake.
- The
- and long-winded thing. - It's like Josh's cake. - The cake is quite nice.
What do you make of the Mandelson scandal?
I
I just
I just want a bit more pictures of
him
I just want a bit more pictures of him without being in his pants. It
is
him without being in his pants. It is out there constantly. It's just a
bit
is out there constantly. It's just a bit messy. The main thing that
sticks
bit messy. The main thing that sticks in my head is that the boards
a
sticks in my head is that the boards a lot of hate towards Obama and
Michelle
a lot of hate towards Obama and Michelle but Obama wasn't on the
list.
- list. - APPLAUSE
APPLAUSE Grayson?
- APPLAUSE Grayson? - I am shocked that Peter
- Grayson? - I am shocked that Peter Mandelson didn't see it coming, he
has
Mandelson didn't see it coming, he has worked for the press all of his
career.
has worked for the press all of his career. He was the Prince of
darkness,
career. He was the Prince of darkness, the manipulator of the
media.
darkness, the manipulator of the media. And he thought he could keep
that
media. And he thought he could keep that a secret! Mate, it was already
public
that a secret! Mate, it was already public knowledge ages ago that he
had
public knowledge ages ago that he had a connection. It has blown up in
his
had a connection. It has blown up in his face.
- had a connection. It has blown up in his face. - It has blown up years
- his face. - It has blown up years later. To a certain extent they got
away
later. To a certain extent they got away with it for so long, it's only
now
away with it for so long, it's only now it has come out, well, it has
come
now it has come out, well, it has come out a few times but there are
secret
come out a few times but there are secret now is definitely out there.
- secret now is definitely out there. - No more hiding. Given the elite a
bad name and is a member of it, I am
a
bad name and is a member of it, I am a bit...
- bad name and is a member of it, I am a bit... - We just need to know, how
- a bit... - We just need to know, how much of a member are you?
- I
- a bit... - We just need to know, how much of a member are you? - I am a
- much of a member are you? - I am a member of a liberal elite. Maybe
Keir
member of a liberal elite. Maybe Keir Starmer as being a bit naive,
because
Keir Starmer as being a bit naive, because he is having that moment, a
bit
because he is having that moment, a bit like that Mitchell and Webb
sketch
bit like that Mitchell and Webb sketch where they go are we the
baddies?
sketch where they go are we the baddies? Yes, left-wing people do
shit
baddies? Yes, left-wing people do shit things too.
- baddies? Yes, left-wing people do shit things too. - We mentioned Donald
- shit things too. - We mentioned Donald Trump earlier, speaking of shit
things.
Trump earlier, speaking of shit things. This wiki announced he is
going
things. This wiki announced he is going to build an arch for himself
in
going to build an arch for himself in Washington.
- going to build an arch for himself in Washington. - I thought it was just
- in Washington. - I thought it was just describing his ego. Just massive. We
can
describing his ego. Just massive. We can expect anything from this man. I
feel
can expect anything from this man. I feel like I am watching one of those
films
feel like I am watching one of those films we have a bad man and they are
running
films we have a bad man and they are running the world. I go, this is
what's
running the world. I go, this is what's happening, it's crazy.
It will be taller than the Arc de Triomphe and five times as tall
as Marble Arch in London.
Here's an illustrative comparison.
Grayson,
Grayson, before this show we asked
you
Grayson, before this show we asked you if you could give us a
demonstration
you if you could give us a demonstration of what you think the
arch
demonstration of what you think the arch should look like.
- demonstration of what you think the arch should look like. - Shall I go
- arch should look like. - Shall I go and have a go?
- Can
- arch should look like. - Shall I go and have a go? - Can you draw it for
- and have a go? - Can you draw it for us and explain it to us as you go?
- I
- us and explain it to us as you go? - I will put on my drawing glasses. The
tallest
will put on my drawing glasses. The tallest arch in America is the St
Louis
tallest arch in America is the St Louis arch, the gateway to the west,
it
Louis arch, the gateway to the west, it is kind of like that sort of
shape.
it is kind of like that sort of shape. That is 600 feet high. I
thought
shape. That is 600 feet high. I thought Trump would want to go
double
thought Trump would want to go double on that one.
thought Trump would want to go
double on that one.
thought Trump would want to go double on that one. Then we have got
the
double on that one. Then we have got the golden arches, right? That would
be
the golden arches, right? That would be favourite food. Then I thought a
big
be favourite food. Then I thought a big portrait of Donald in the middle
with
big portrait of Donald in the middle with his hair, which could be
golden.
with his hair, which could be golden. Every morning instead of the
flag,
golden. Every morning instead of the flag, there would be a little
ritual,
flag, there would be a little ritual, they could comb his hair
over.
ritual, they could comb his hair over. Then he would have his big
tidy
over. Then he would have his big tidy dangling right the way down to
the
tidy dangling right the way down to the ground. And on the top, I
thought
the ground. And on the top, I thought we would have four statues,
we
thought we would have four statues, we have got Jeff Bezos up here are
the
we have got Jeff Bezos up here are the heroes of his age. We have got
Elon
the heroes of his age. We have got Elon Musk here and there is Elon
Musk
Elon Musk here and there is Elon Musk with his little hair. We have
got
Musk with his little hair. We have got Mark Zuckerberg with his fringe.
And
got Mark Zuckerberg with his fringe. And the other one is the other
bloke.
And the other one is the other bloke. Sam Altman of OpenAI. And the
whole
bloke. Sam Altman of OpenAI. And the whole thing is built, I think, from
the
whole thing is built, I think, from the remains of all those redundant
data
the remains of all those redundant data centres in the desert that will
prove
data centres in the desert that will prove to be completely useless in
about
prove to be completely useless in about five years' time.
- prove to be completely useless in about five years' time. - Amazing.
- about five years' time. - Amazing. APPLAUSE
And
And I
And I did, talking of Sam Altman, I
did
And I did, talking of Sam Altman, I did put into AI.
- And I did, talking of Sam Altman, I did put into AI. - The design, there
- did put into AI. - The design, there it is. Pretty good, isn't it?
- it is. Pretty good, isn't it? - APPLAUSE
We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break,
as we check out the Winter Olympics story that just keep getting bigger.
See you soon.
CHEERING
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Welcome back to The Last Leg.
We're joined by Judi Love and Grayson Perry.
In lighter news, a man in France was rushed to hospital
with a World War One missile stuck in his rectum.
Bomb disposal units were called to the scene over fears
it might explode, and had to defuse the shell.
What
What an
What an episode of Time Team that is
going
What an episode of Time Team that is going to be!
LAUGHTER
He
LAUGHTER He might be trying to save his
friends.
- He might be trying to save his friends. - Just putting it out there.
- friends. - Just putting it out there. He is being prosecuted. It is not a
legal
He is being prosecuted. It is not a legal charge but an explosive
charge.
legal charge but an explosive charge. Sorry!
- legal charge but an explosive charge. Sorry! - Getting banned from
- charge. Sorry! - Getting banned from the Imperial War Museum!
- No
- charge. Sorry! - Getting banned from the Imperial War Museum! - No harm
- the Imperial War Museum! - No harm done. Sorry.
- That
- the Imperial War Museum! - No harm done. Sorry. - That is my favourite
- done. Sorry. - That is my favourite story!
- He
- done. Sorry. - That is my favourite story! - He just tripped onto it and
- story! - He just tripped onto it and fell onto it. They always say that,
I
fell onto it. They always say that, I was changing a light bulb...
- I was changing a light bulb... - Somehow got up there. He opened
up... Obviously, he opened up! He
said
up... Obviously, he opened up! He said it was a sex game.
- up... Obviously, he opened up! He said it was a sex game. - I hate to
- said it was a sex game. - I hate to shame someone but that is fucking
weird.
- shame someone but that is fucking weird. - Do you work up to that?! Has
- weird. - Do you work up to that?! Has he gone straight in and gone, you
know
he gone straight in and gone, you know what, shall we try the bomb?
- he gone straight in and gone, you know what, shall we try the bomb? - A
- know what, shall we try the bomb? - A lot of adrenaline. He is probably an
adrenaline
lot of adrenaline. He is probably an adrenaline addict. Playing that kind
of
adrenaline addict. Playing that kind of Russian Roulette, you can
really...!
- of Russian Roulette, you can really...! - It's the right size!
- really...! - It's the right size! Those ones from World War II just do
not
Those ones from World War II just do not do it for me!
In local news, Government officials are looking to attract
ethnic minorities to the British countryside after a report
found it was "too white" and "middle-class."
That
That is
That is a
That is a question for me?
Urban
Urban is
Urban is an euphemism for black so
perhaps
Urban is an euphemism for black so perhaps rural should be an euphemism
for
perhaps rural should be an euphemism for white.
- perhaps rural should be an euphemism for white. - I get nervous when the
- for white. - I get nervous when the Government starts to invite ethnic
minorities
Government starts to invite ethnic minorities to places because this
has
minorities to places because this has happened a few times, when Rush,
know
has happened a few times, when Rush, know what I mean? We will go there
and
know what I mean? We will go there and get deported, what is going on
out
and get deported, what is going on out there? Why are they inviting us?
Come
out there? Why are they inviting us? Come over here... Hold on, you took
us
Come over here... Hold on, you took us to the fields years ago and we
don't
us to the fields years ago and we don't want to be in the fields.
- us to the fields years ago and we don't want to be in the fields. - You
- don't want to be in the fields. - You are going on tour you will visit
lots
are going on tour you will visit lots of these places.
- are going on tour you will visit lots of these places. - I will not be
- lots of these places. - I will not be in the fields, I will be in
buildings!
in the fields, I will be in buildings! You can come and see me,
I
buildings! You can come and see me, I am on tour and it is all about the
love,
I am on tour and it is all about the love, Colchester, Nottingham and
Oliver.
- love, Colchester, Nottingham and Oliver. - What an interesting two
- Oliver. - What an interesting two places to choose! Colchester,
Nottingham,
places to choose! Colchester, Nottingham, all the big ones!
- Nottingham, all the big ones! - LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER Need I go on?
- LAUGHTER Need I go on? - I am at the Apollo in
- Need I go on? - I am at the Apollo in London. OK?
- If
- Need I go on? - I am at the Apollo in London. OK? - If it's OK with you, I
- London. OK? - If it's OK with you, I will come to Colchester.
On to sport now, and Thomas asked:
"Is it OK that the Winter Olympics start on Friday?"
The opening ceremony took place a few hours ago,
and featured Mariah Carey and Snoop Dogg,
who tried out curling today, in this incongruous image.
That
That is
That is M. Drop it like it's cold.
- That is M. Drop it like it's cold. - I
will
- That is M. Drop it like it's cold. - I will be honest, any time you do a
joke
will be honest, any time you do a joke about hip-hop...!
It's not fair that the Olympics get the best mascots.
He
He is
He is one
He is one of the mascots, the
Olympics
He is one of the mascots, the Olympics get the best mascots.
They get Snoop Dogg and Mariah Carey.
What did we have at the Paralympics?
This.
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE.
- APPLAUSE. - We had to do that for four hours!
- APPLAUSE.
- The
- APPLAUSE. - The most simple dance step and you
still got it wrong!
Meadow asked: "Is it OK that the US have dispatched Ice to Italy
for the Winter Olympics?"
There have been protests in Italy after it was announced
that US Vice President JD Vance was bringing members of Ice
with him for protection.
This is the same Ice that has been targeting undocumented
immigrants in America - and killed two US citizens
in the past few weeks.
Outrage has been so high that one of the US team's hospitality houses
for the Olympics changed its name from The Ice House
to The Winter House.
The
The Winter Olympics is a difficult
place
The Winter Olympics is a difficult place to not use the word ice. The
hockey,
place to not use the word ice. The hockey, this slippy floor hockey?
place to not use the word ice. The hockey, this slippy floor hockey?- !
- hockey, this slippy floor hockey? - ! That is why were they went with
Snoop
That is why were they went with Snoop Dogg.
They originally booked Ice-T.
APPLAUSE.
#
APPLAUSE. # I want it that way...
Meanwhile, an incredible story has emerged from
the Winter Olympics today - and it's about ski jumpers.
In the past, some jumpers have been accused of wearing slightly
oversized suits that flap in the air and keep them airborne longer.
You
You do
You do not need extra material to be
floating
You do not need extra material to be floating more.
Now, there's an accusation that during suit fittings, some athletes
were injecting their penises with a substance to increase girth -
giving their outfits just enough extra material to act as
a sort of in-air sail.
Others were accused of shoving lumps of clay down there.
Grayson...!
Grayson - is it OK to inject your penis with acid to get a gold medal?
I
I would
I would want to see which men that
are
I would want to see which men that are doing this. Right?
- are doing this. Right? - LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER Yes. I have a feeling you're not in
this
Yes. I have a feeling you're not in this for the skiing.
- Yes. I have a feeling you're not in this for the skiing. - Evening things
- this for the skiing. - Evening things up, you need to have big balls to do
that
up, you need to have big balls to do that anyway.
- up, you need to have big balls to do that anyway. - Looking at the Surrey
- that anyway. - Looking at the Surrey all day... All day! I cannot help
but
all day... All day! I cannot help but wonder, do you reckon that this
works
but wonder, do you reckon that this works on fingers?
- but wonder, do you reckon that this works on fingers? - If your penis is
- works on fingers? - If your penis is as small as your finger, it might.
- as small as your finger, it might. - Best case, I get some and next week
I come in with a big bulge and get
it
I come in with a big bulge and get it wrong, I come in with big hands.
All right, it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest.
Judi and Grayson will have to work out how they're linked
to this week's news.
Can we have this week's mystery guest, please?
#
# Mysterious guest...
Josh, Alex - who is the mystery guest?
This is Peter.
He's 91 - but why has he been in the news this week?
Can
Can we
Can we have the dramatic lighting
change,
Can we have the dramatic lighting change, please?
- Can we have the dramatic lighting change, please? - He wasn't on the
- change, please? - He wasn't on the list, was he?!
- list, was he?! - LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER He was an Olympic ski jumper and got
caught
He was an Olympic ski jumper and got caught injecting...!
By performing a 360-degree spin and seat-drop,
he won two gold medals in the over-40s
trampolining competition.
He's a stuntman who, when jumping a car over a bus
this week for the new Mission: Impossible film,
completed his 5,000th stunt - a world record.
Or...
He's a parkour expert who celebrated 70 years in the game this week
by navigating his way to the top of The Gherkin.
All
All right, a think.
We'll reveal the mystery guest after the break,
and we'll meet a musician whose new album has been described
as the first great album of 2026 - Tyler Ballgame.
What
What are
What are you thinking?
- What are you thinking? - I don't know,
if
- What are you thinking? - I don't know, if you did any of those things, I am
surprised
if you did any of those things, I am surprised he is here! I want it to
be
surprised he is here! I want it to be the flying car but I feel, what
is
be the flying car but I feel, what is the last one? Climbed high for?
- is the last one? Climbed high for? - The Gherkin? We will find out after
the break. See you soon.
CHEERING
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Welcome back to The Last Leg.
We're joined by Judi Love and Grayson Perry.
Before the break, we challenged our guests to work out how this person
was connected to the news.
Can we have the options again, please?
This is Peter.
He's 91 - but why has he been in the news this week?
By performing a 360-degree spin and seat-drop,
he won two gold medals in the over-40s
trampolining competition?
He's a stuntman who, when jumping a car over a bus
this week for the new Mission: Impossible film,
completed his 5,000th stunt - a world record?
He's a parkour expert who celebrated 70 years in the game this week
by navigating his way to the top of The Gherkin?
All right, what do you think?
Judi,
Judi, Jutel.
- Judi, Jutel. - We are going to go for the
trampolining star. Look at him, he
looks
trampolining star. Look at him, he looks like he can do it.
- trampolining star. Look at him, he looks like he can do it. - He looks
- looks like he can do it. - He looks like he would bounce if you dropped
him.
- like he would bounce if you dropped him. - Peter, can you tell us?
- I
- like he would bounce if you dropped him. - Peter, can you tell us? - I did
- him. - Peter, can you tell us? - I did win two gold medals in the trampling
competition.
- competition. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE--
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -- trampolining.
- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -- trampolining. - Could you show us?
- -- trampolining. - Could you show us? - I'm going to be completely... What a
legend. We originally planned to
bring
legend. We originally planned to bring in the trampoline and have
Peter
bring in the trampoline and have Peter do some tricks.
- bring in the trampoline and have Peter do some tricks. - And realised
- Peter do some tricks. - And realised about the insurance.
- We
- Peter do some tricks. - And realised about the insurance. - We are
- about the insurance. - We are literally not insured for him doing
trampoline
literally not insured for him doing trampoline tricks in the studio. How
do
trampoline tricks in the studio. How do you feel the day after doing it?
- do you feel the day after doing it? - Stiff! Here we go.
- There
- do you feel the day after doing it? - Stiff! Here we go. - There is Peter in
action.
- How
- Stiff! Here we go. - There is Peter in action. - How long have you been
- action. - How long have you been trampolining?
- Since
- action. - How long have you been trampolining? - Since 1955.
- trampolining? - Since 1955. - APPLAUSE
- That's
- APPLAUSE - That's amazing.
- Peter,
congratulations
- That's amazing. - Peter, congratulations on your gold medals,
thank
congratulations on your gold medals, thank you for being on the show.
CHEERING
thank you for being on the show. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
All right, let's welcome another guest now,
he's an American singer songwriter whose debut album has been described
as the first great album of 2026,
please welcome Tyler Ballgame.
CHEERING
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Welcome,
Welcome, sir.
So,
Welcome, sir. So, first thing first, Tyler
Ballgame
So, first thing first, Tyler Ballgame is your stage name, what is
your
Ballgame is your stage name, what is your real name?
- Ballgame is your stage name, what is your real name? - Tyler Perry, so I
- your real name? - Tyler Perry, so I can't use that. How did you come up
with
can't use that. How did you come up with Tyler Ballgame?
- can't use that. How did you come up with Tyler Ballgame? - I am from
- with Tyler Ballgame? - I am from outside Boston and Orissa baseball
player
outside Boston and Orissa baseball player who they call -- but there is
a
player who they call -- but there is a baseball player who they call
Teddy
a baseball player who they call Teddy Ball game. It was a sort of
joke.
Teddy Ball game. It was a sort of joke. I was living in my mother's
basement,
joke. I was living in my mother's basement, nothing going on.
- joke. I was living in my mother's basement, nothing going on. - We have
- basement, nothing going on. - We have got the album here, we have all been
listening
got the album here, we have all been listening to it. What are you going
to
listening to it. What are you going to sing at the end of the show?
- listening to it. What are you going to sing at the end of the show? - We
- to sing at the end of the show? - We are going to do the title track, For
The
are going to do the title track, For The First Time Again.
- are going to do the title track, For The First Time Again. - Tell us about
- The First Time Again. - Tell us about the song. We recorded it with a
great
the song. We recorded it with a great producer, Walter Tate, using
analogue
great producer, Walter Tate, using analogue stop -- and it all to take.
- analogue stop -- and it all to take. - I was think it is about the
perennial nature of love. Love that
forms
perennial nature of love. Love that forms us and wraps us and sends us
out
forms us and wraps us and sends us out into the world through our lives
we
out into the world through our lives we may lose that laugh but I think
it
we may lose that laugh but I think it is never far. It is always
waiting
it is never far. It is always waiting with a new face or in a new
form.
- waiting with a new face or in a new form. - And wait until you hear his
- form. - And wait until you hear his voice.
- Did
- form. - And wait until you hear his voice. - Did you come to the UK for a
- voice. - Did you come to the UK for a break?
- You
- voice. - Did you come to the UK for a break? - You got me.
- How
- voice. - Did you come to the UK for a break? - You got me. - How are you funny
- break? - You got me. - How are you funny the UK audiences?
- It's
- break? - You got me. - How are you funny the UK audiences? - It's great, UK
- the UK audiences? - It's great, UK audiences are very polite.
- And
- the UK audiences? - It's great, UK audiences are very polite. - And you
- audiences are very polite. - And you have developed a weird crush?
- I
- audiences are very polite. - And you have developed a weird crush? - I do
- have developed a weird crush? - I do have a British crush.
- Really?
- You
- have a British crush. - Really? - You know how you guys have trains here?
There
know how you guys have trains here? There is that voice, see it, say it,
sorted.
- sorted. - APPLAUSE
- Like,
- APPLAUSE - Like, where is she?
- I've
- APPLAUSE - Like, where is she? - I've never heard
of
- Like, where is she? - I've never heard of that one before.
- We
- Like, where is she? - I've never heard of that one before. - We have tracked
- of that one before. - We have tracked her down and she tonight! Please
welcome
her down and she tonight! Please welcome Emma Hignett.
APPLAUSE
Was
Was just
Was just making sure Tyler doesn't
look
Was just making sure Tyler doesn't look like he has used that
injection.
Emma,
injection. Emma, I mean, we have to get you to
say
Emma, I mean, we have to get you to say it.
- Emma, I mean, we have to get you to say it. - See it, say it, sorted.
- say it. - See it, say it, sorted. - APPLAUSE
Descended
Descended Jamaican!
- Descended Jamaican! - Judi, you had a
concert
- Descended Jamaican! - Judi, you had a concert experience?
- I
- Descended Jamaican! - Judi, you had a concert experience? - I want to see
- concert experience? - I want to see Blue, was about 18 or 19, we got a
bit
Blue, was about 18 or 19, we got a bit excited, and we decided to
relive
bit excited, and we decided to relive the moments away took off her
bras
relive the moments away took off her bras and through them at them. They
literally
bras and through them at them. They literally stopped the concert, it
hit
literally stopped the concert, it hit one of them. It was like the
whole
hit one of them. It was like the whole G cup.
- hit one of them. It was like the whole G cup. - I will be honest, that
- whole G cup. - I will be honest, that give us an idea for a game.
APPLAUSE
Welcome
APPLAUSE Welcome to Bras In Their Eyes. We
have
Welcome to Bras In Their Eyes. We have set a manikin -- we have set up
a
have set a manikin -- we have set up a boy made of mannequins. Judi and
Tyler
a boy made of mannequins. Judi and Tyler have to throw bras at the
mannequins,
Tyler have to throw bras at the mannequins, three each. If you hit
one,
mannequins, three each. If you hit one, get ten points. If you get a
bra
one, get ten points. If you get a bra on the oncoming at 20 and one of
the
bra on the oncoming at 20 and one of the 30 points. Emma, any tips?
- bra on the oncoming at 20 and one of the 30 points. Emma, any tips? - See
- the 30 points. Emma, any tips? - See it, throw it, sorted.
- Judi,
- the 30 points. Emma, any tips? - See it, throw it, sorted. - Judi, you can
- it, throw it, sorted. - Judi, you can go first.
- I'm
- it, throw it, sorted. - Judi, you can go first. - I'm keeping this one.
Three
Three points!
Nothing
Nothing there. 20 points. Tyler.
Welcome
Nothing there. 20 points. Tyler. Welcome to British television.
- Nothing there. 20 points. Tyler. Welcome to British television. - You
- Welcome to British television. - You are delicate with it!
- I
- Welcome to British television. - You are delicate with it! - I am, it is
- are delicate with it! - I am, it is all that touch. I'm going to try
cowboy
all that touch. I'm going to try cowboy style.
- all that touch. I'm going to try cowboy style. - Judi, you are the
- cowboy style. - Judi, you are the winner.
- By
- cowboy style. - Judi, you are the winner. - By the way... That is
- winner. - By the way... That is generally the only time my arm has
caught
generally the only time my arm has caught a bra.
- generally the only time my arm has caught a bra. - It is not meant to be
- caught a bra. - It is not meant to be you? -- is that meant.
We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break,
as Josh wraps up the last seven days
and Tyler ends the show with a song.
See you in a bit.
CHEERING
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Welcome back to The Last Leg,
we're joined by Judi Love and Grayson Perry.
We
We talked
We talked a lot about the obscene
files
We talked a lot about the obscene files and we thought we would try to
keep
files and we thought we would try to keep it sensitive and appropriate,
but
keep it sensitive and appropriate, but somebody has complained. Can you
please
but somebody has complained. Can you please use the correct British
pronunciation
please use the correct British pronunciation of paedophile? Does
not
pronunciation of paedophile? Does not degrade ourselves with the US
pronunciation,
not degrade ourselves with the US pronunciation, please.
- not degrade ourselves with the US pronunciation, please. - What, nonce?
Josh has been redacting the last seven days.
Josh, what have you got for us?
Would you like to see a delightful clip from one
of our favourite genres, failed parkour attempts -
this time from Donegal?
Add
Add that
Add that to the museum.
Judi, I believe you've brought something in
for our final seven days?
The greatest thing I've ever seen.
Would you like to see an emotional clip from Mr Craig David's
holiday to the Maldives?
It's
It's fish
It's fish literally jumped out of
the
It's fish literally jumped out of the sea. You are going back in here,
my
the sea. You are going back in here, my friend. Oh, my gosh. That's the
full
my friend. Oh, my gosh. That's the full moon for you. That's the full
moon.
full moon for you. That's the full moon. Come on, come on. You've still
got
moon. Come on, come on. You've still got it inside of you. Still got it.
Oh,
got it inside of you. Still got it. Oh, dear.
We are about to end the show with a song from Tyler Ballgame,
but before we do, would you please thank our guests...
Judi Love, Grayson Perry, and Tyler Ballgame.
And my co-hosts - Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker.
We'll be back next week with actor Brian Cox
and comedians Flo and Joan.
But right now, this is Tyler Ballgame, with his new song,
For The First Time, Again.
Emma, this is all yours.
Thanks for watching The Last Leg, his name's Adam Hills,
see you next week for the next leg.
See it, say it, sorted.
APPLAUSE.
# Shook the hand of unbound desire
# Leaned in close and love made its fool
# So many lives never surrender
# When it's over and done, we tried
# Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
# I love you, I love you, I've known you forever
# Your fire was and always will be
# I learned your name but missed its meaning
# When I didn't know how to feel
# Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
# Well, I knew you once, I knew you now
# I've known you forever
# Can't wait to meet you for the first time again. #
# Oh
CHEERING
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Thank you.