♪ They told you everything
was waiting for you ♪
♪ They told you everything
was set in stone ♪
♪ 'Cause you're Royal,
you're Rebel ♪
♪ You're more there
when together ♪
♪ However you go ever ♪
♪ In Ever After High. ♪
Excuse me, Professor Piper?
Can you show us
the melody again?
Of course, my dear.
Kitty, you know
what happens when--
( blowing,
plays sour notes )
Oh, rats.
I forgot.
Woman:
Raven Queen,
please report
to Baba Yaga's office.
- Me?
- Yes, you.
Um, Madam Yaga,
is everything--
Raven: Okay.
Raven, take a seat.
As a faculty advisor,
it's my job
to meet with the, um--
Troubled students.
What?
I'm not troubled.
We're here to get you
back on the right path.
( chuckles )
The wrong path.
I'll let your friends
explain.
Raven, I adore you.
But, like, the other day,
you spilled
that everlasting black ink
all over my new ball gown.
That was an accident.
I felt really bad and said
I was sorry, like, 100 times.
You're not supposed
to apologize. You're evil.
- But what if I don't want to--
- Raven, you're here to listen.
Briar, would you like
to go next?
Everyone, I set up
a bungee-jumping platform
- on the East Turret.
- Briar!
Hocus focus!
Maddie?
I think Raven is wicked awesome
just the way she is.
And you didn't tell me
we were here to be-hassle her.
You said we were going
to have a tea party.
Yes, I lied.
We haven't heard
from Lizzie Hearts.
Off with her head!
( all chattering )
Everyone, stop it!
( squawks )
Now that's what we're
looking for from an evil queen.
I think we made
real progress here.
But, uh,
how do I change back?
I don't want to be
a chicken man!
♪ La la la
la la la la la! ♪
Oh, hey, Apple,
could you not sing
in the morning?
( chuckles )
Or ever?
Oh, you big kidder.
Mirror, Mirror,
so smart and cool,
who's the fairest
at this school?
You are, Apple White!
Greatest mirror ever.
I'm going to borrow
some jewelry from Briar.
B.R.B.!
Ha ha ha!
I wonder if some magic
can get a little more curl
going on here.
( beam clanging )
- No! ( gasps )
- ♪ La la la la la la la! ♪
Magic Mirror,
what do you think?
Angry voice:
What do I think?!
My mirror!
Did something happen
while I was gone?
Um, no,
not that I remember.
This is a royal fairy fail!
Come on, we're going
to find you another mirror.
Blah!
My mirror?
Here you go.
What? You--
you don't have a bigger mirror?
You never know when you need
to look good on the go.
I'm having trouble
finding one that's just right.
Some of these
are too narrow,
too wide,
oh, I don't like the frames.
You want
to borrow my mirror?
Well, okay, just let me
do one quick check-a-roo.
Oh, ooh, mmm!
You're never
getting that away from him.
- Yeah, I know.
- Okay.
This is just the worst thing
that's ever happened
- to anyone!
- Apple, I broke
your magic mirror.
- Oh, I know.
- You what?
Duh! You're supposed to be
the more evil person ever.
I just assumed you did it
and then lied about it.
Until my new mirror arrives,
I know how you
can make it up to me.
Is this the perfect thing
to wear to crown killer's class?
Of course it is,
fairest one of-- ow!
So heavy!
Apple:
Stop breaking character!
Raven:
I don't want to keep
calling you the fairest!
Come on,
be a good evil roommate.
Male narrator:
Behold C.A. Cupid,
adopted daughter of Eros,
the God of Love.
Female narrator:
She currently attends
Monster High,
but is about to discover
that another school
- is in need
of her very special talents.
- Hmm!
Male narrator:
Fairy-tale destinies
are now anything but certain.
Female narrator:
Will princesses end up
with their princes?
- ( sighs )
- Will the Rebel students
now find true love?
Male narrator:
These relationships
will need Cupid's help...
- ( whistling )
- ...to end happily ever after.
Hello, fair lady of love.
I am Hopper Croakington II,
and I am in desperate need
of your counsel.
I know just
what every frog needs
to become a prince.
- No, my lady, wait!
- Mwah!
Hey, there,
you're Cupid.
I think they should
call you "Cute-pid."
Oh, when I get tongue-tied,
I turn back--
Blast! If only I possessed
my poetic skills
when in human form,
but so flustered I become
near the beauty
that is Briar.
You know what?
I got this.
Tell me how you feel
about Briar.
Well, there is none that can--
Hopper!
Wait, you're the secret admirer
who wanted to meet here?
I mean, look,
first you send me a basket
of chocolate-covered flies,
then a smelly bouquet
of swamp grass.
I'm sorry,
but I just don't want
to go to the dance with you.
My sweet Briar,
the beauty of this night
is naught
compared to the beauty
you possess.
Hopper, I've never
seen this side of you.
Hey, Cupid.
( sighs )
Dexter!
Oh.
Anything else
you want to say?
Oooh ooh ooh!
Oops!
You're just so ho-o-ot!
- I mean, I mean...
- Blast.
Ew.
- Oh, ribbit.
- ( buzzing )
Everyone at school
is buzzing
about the Royal Student Council
elections.
But there's only one choice
for president.
She's running unopposed again.
Apple White.
Blondie, just because
I don't have an opponent
doesn't mean I'm not going
to work my crown off.
I'll use my debate time
to outline my plan
for royal dances,
royal fundraisers,
- royal canned-food drives--
- Royal bleh and royal blah
and royal nah nah nah.
Wouldn't it be great
if someone else--
I'll do it.
I will run against Apple
for president.
Uh, what now?
Vote for Maddie!
Vote for me.
- ( all squealing )
- Hats over crowns!
Vote for Maddie.
- Oh, hey, Raven.
- Dexter!
- Vote for me.
- Oh!
I mean, oh, boy.
Thanks so much for that pin.
So here we go,
fellow fairy tales.
The Ever After High
Royal Student Council debate.
First question
goes to Apple White.
Why would anyone
not vote for you?
Let me just say
I will preside over this school
like I will
my future kingdom-- perfectly.
- ( all cheering )
- ( crickets chirp )
And Maddie,
my question for you is,
why would you run
against Apple?
Are you--
( chuckles ) mad?
Why, yes, and thank you
for noticing.
If the squirrel eats acorns
but never a steak,
how much water
fills up a lake?
- ( all cheer )
- Excuse me?
- You heard us.
- Apple's been president
long enough.
Maddie's mad.
( all arguing )
- Quiet!
- ( microphone feedback )
I have a T-riffic idea.
It'd just be oh so swell
if the council
could have
the castle doors widened
for the not-so-tiny of us.
I think
we can make that happen.
But I need to check
with my co-president.
For the cave of the bear
is open so wide,
would you really change
the pull of the tide?
( chuckling )
What she said.
Uh, Dex?
Dexter?
Dexter Charming?
Uh, I'm up!
I mean, hi, Cupid.
( laughing )
What is up with you?
( chuckling )
Oh, Raven.
You know,
Briar is having that party
on Friday.
And I want to ask Raven
to be my date,
but I'm just afraid
I'm gonna mess it up.
There are other girls
at this school.
You'd ask Raven out
for me?
- Not what I meant.
- ( sighs )
I wish I was more
like my brother.
If I was the great
Daring Charming,
- girls would
just fall for me.
- ( girls sigh )
Literally.
Why don't you try
your asking-out skills
on you friends?
That's a great idea.
You're the best.
How about
a little thank-you kis--
The art
of conjuration...
Hey, Briar,
if I said something like,
"You want to go out with me?"
- Would you?
- ( snoring )
Aw, man!
- So did it hurt?
- Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven,
'cause, Maddie,
you are an angel.
You speak Riddlish too?
- ( laughs )
- Aw, man!
So this weekend,
you, me...
( gasps )
- Mwah!
- Ooh ooh! Aw, man!
Mind if I sit?
Raven.
Uh, you come up here too?
Best place in the whole school
to watch the sunset.
Hey, would you go with me
to Briar's party on Friday?
What?
I'd rather
just go with a friend.
Less pressure that way.
Know what I mean?
( laughs )
"Hex-ellent."
I'll see you Friday.
Yes! Oh!
♪ I'm going to a party ♪
♪ With Raven Queen! ♪
- Oh!
- Dex!
It totally worked.
You're the best.
( giggles )
( birds chirping )
- Professor: Aha ha ha ha!
- What?!
You heard correctly,
Raven Queen.
Uh, Professor Rumpelstiltskin?
This is totally unfair.
You can't test us
on chapters one through 34.
We've only studied
up to chapter two.
I cannot tell a lie,
and well, that--
that's just not very nice.
Ahh!
Apple: You guys don't know
about Professor Rumpelstiltskin?
At the beginning
of each year,
he gives
an insanely hard test.
- His students have to ask
for extra credit...
- Aha ha ha ha!
...which is just spinning straw
into gold for him.
The test is tomorrow morning.
Look, I'm totally
getting stress splinters.
Well, I could tutor you guys.
I've been studying on my own,
like, forever after.
- Royally cool.
- ( yawn )
Let's start
with the basic elements.
( snoring )
( sighs )
If we can't wake up Briar,
we're totally
going to fail the test.
Man, if only she took studying
as seriously as partying.
Ah, that's it!
( music playing )
Ah!
Hey, guys, what's up?
You, finally.
But now you have
to stay awake and help us.
Well, there's one thing
I'm always up for--
a study party.
All: Yes! Yes!
The basic elements--
there's pixie dust
and dragon fire.
Both:
Pixie dust and dragon fire.
Time is up!
Let's see
how you failed!
Raven Queen, an A!
Apple White, an A!
Cedar Wood, A!
Hunter Huntsman, A!
Never underestimate
the power of a study party.
( all giggling )
Ahh ahh ahh!
( door opens )
I got shoes.
Now how about a hug
for your hero?
Why, I hope that's you,
Hunter.
You know it, pumpkin.
Thank you so much
for getting these.
And now
you have to leave.
- Huh?
- Sorry, sweetie.
But I have less than an hour
to set up the display
for these new shoes.
Blondie and Briar are going
to be here any minute,
and they can't know about us.
- Well, maybe--
- Uh-huh, sounds great.
- Then you and I--
- You're the best.
--get some coffee?
And now I'm here.
Thanks for helping,
you guys.
Now we don't have much time,
but--
No problem, Ashlynne.
I see where you have
the platform set up,
and I would move it
20 inches to the left
so the natural light
hits the shoes,
giving them that halo effect--
just right, right?
Um, I guess. Ha.
Briar, thoughts?
( snoring )
( ticking )
( sighs )
Pesky!
( chittering )
Oh, it is on!
And that's why glass slippers
are totally overrated.
( all chattering )
Shoes! Open!
( chittering )
Pesky.
That is the last straw.
Hmm.
Ah ah ah ah!
( chittering )
Hyah!
We've only unpacked
one box so far.
And the store opens
in less than a minute!
We're never going
to make it.
You can run, Pesky,
but you can't hide!
Hunter, no!
- ( dings )
- ( all screaming )
Wow! So do we get free shoes
for helping or what?
( squeaking )
You ready for that hug,
hero?
Or how about a kiss?
- ( chittering )
- Pesky!
And so
there I was,
Professor Jack B. Nimble,
about to jump
over the candlestick,
when I realized
it wasn't a candle at all,
- but a nest of
fire-breathing baby dragons.
- ( all gasping )
Your assignment is to come up
with a tall tale of your own.
See, it's just that
since I'm cursed to never lie,
I'm not real good
at stretching the truth.
Well, then why don't you try
to find a real-life story
that is so dramatic
- that it sounds
like a tall tale?
- Perfect! Wait.
- ( bleating )
- Where am I going
to find one of those?
Girl:
My, what big muscles you have.
Boy:
All the better to hug you with.
Wait a splinter,
you two are dating!
What?
No, that's silly.
Of course we're not.
Romantic picnic?
Um, heart-shaped cupcakes?
Really, guys, come on.
These aren't romantic.
My uncle made them.
What about this?
Your initials
inside a heart?
Oh, we didn't do that.
- Must have been that, uh--
- ( hammering )
--woodpecker.
Bad woodpecker!
- ( belches )
- Okay, well,
what about this?
"Ashlynne, I'm so glad
we're secretly dating,
love, Hunter Huntsman."
I mean, come on!
You wrote that for me?
- ( crunches )
- ( gasps )
When Professor Nimble asks me
if anything dramatic
happened today,
I'm gonna have to tell everyone
about you guys.
I can't lie.
( garbled )
What are we going to do?
Everybody's gonna know.
Wait a splinter.
I think I have an idea.
Well, I was out walking
in the woods
and I saw something
pretty amazing.
( garbled )
I saw Hunter and Ashlynne,
they were...
( indistinct )
That girl is a nut.
In all the right ways.
...it was so obvious.
I mean, come on.
( panting )
( whines )
Sorry, Carmine,
I'd love to race again,
but I gotta
get back to school.
My ears.
Go find our pack.
( whines )
( sighs )
Hee hee hee!
Kitty:
You beat that wolf
in a race.
How do you do it?
I'm all ears.
Kitty, you can't tell anyone
about that.
Hee hee hee!
( sighs )
- Cerise?
- ( growls )
- Raven? Let me guess. You--
- Yeah.
Wanna talk about it?
I just-- I guess
it would be a relief
to finally tell someone.
- My family is--
- ( howling )
--hiding a secret.
Your mom, Red Riding Hood,
married the Big Bad Wolf?
Don't worry,
I won't say a word.
It's not you
I'm worried about.
We're running laps today,
which you'll find
very important
when some crazy old bakers
try to eat you.
Okay, now ready?
Set... ( blows whistle )
Kitty?
( gasps )
( growls )
Oh, no.
( all gasping )
So, Cerise!
Anything you want to,
um, tell us?
I can't believe the speed spell
I cast on your sneakers
- actually worked!
- What?
- I'll show you.
- No! Hey, ah!
- ( Kitty whimpering )
- Raven, thanks.
- ( meowing )
- Don't worry, Kitty.
It'll wear off...
eventually.
Female narrator:
And so here we are--
Legacy Day
where the students
of Ever After High
sign the Storybook of Legends,
pledging to follow the path
of their fairy-tale parents.
- Male narrator: Or not.
- Seriously?
I narrating here!
( sighs ) Maddie?
You have to help me.
I don't feel like I can sign
the Storybook of Legends,
but I don't want
to let everyone down either.
Do not forget the whole,
"If you don't sign,
your story disappears-- poof--
and you may vanish
into oblivion!"
That's a thing, you know,
and it's gotta hurt.
But we don't know
if that's true.
- But what if it is?
- But what if it's not?
- But what if it is?
- You're not helping.
Wait a tick.
♪ I think I know
who can help. ♪
No, but see,
I am totally a Royal.
Raven!
There you are.
We have to talk.
- Come back!
- Apple? Where are you going?
I have to convince Raven
to sign the book.
My destiny
depends on it.
( panting )
( gasps )
- Raven?
- ( echoing )
If anyone knows the truth
about the Storybook of Legends,
it's Giles Grimm.
Feathers and friends,
together, alone.
He's speaking Riddlish!
He was cursed
with a babble spell.
Makes him sound, you know,
coo coo coo coo coo!
He says it's nice
to have us here.
Ask him about the book.
If I don't sign,
am I really going to, uh,
disappear?
Mm-hmm.
Can the musical chair
change it's tone
when the tablet of granite
is inscribed with with a bone?
Mmm, the king who sings
with pages of sky
fears too much the dawn
that rises with lies.
He says there's something wrong
with the book.
- And that if you don't sign,
your story will--
- What?
- What?!
- ( tea pouring )
Oh, sorry.
If you don't sign,
your story will continue.
Ah, really?!
Oh, that's great.
- I think.
- Huh? You think?!
Hey, Riddlish is not
an exact language.
Female narrator:
At last it was Legacy Day.
Next we have
Apple White.
( all cheering )
I am Apple White,
daughter of Snow White.
And I am ready
to pledge my destiny.
( all cheering )
Next, Raven Queen.
( thunder rumbles )
I am Raven Queen,
daughter of the Evil Queen,
and I pledge...
- um, I--
- Come on, do it!
I am Raven Queen,
and I am going
to write my own destiny!
My happily ever after
starts now!
Yay!
Raven did it!
( sighs )
I-- I'm still here.
I didn't disappear!
How could you be so--
so selfish?
- Boo!
- Yay!
I'm sorry, Apple!
But I-- uh--
Oh, hold everything!
Whoa.
I didn't know I could do that.
Uh...
I'm sorry, Apple.
But I don't want anyone
to tell me who to be.
I want to figure that out
on my own.
And don't you understand?
I'm not the only one
who gets to choose
their own destiny now.
We all do, even you.
But I don't want to choose
a new destiny.
I liked what I had.
And because of you,
it might not happen.
But it might.
( sobbing )
I don't know.
I-- I just don't know.
Wow!
You're still here.
No "poof poof poof!"
Hey!
I know.
It feels good!
Male narrator:
Life between the Royals
and the Rebels
at Ever After High
would never be the same
after Raven stood up
for what she believed.
Female narrator:
What she believed was wrong.
She didn't honor her destiny.
She tempted fate.
- ( record screeches )
- Listen, narrators!
We are trying
to have a nice moment here.
( both giggling )
- ( thunder rumbling )
- Raven does not know
the forces she has released.
This must be contained
before her dangerous idea
spreads.
( Mirror laughing )
Female narrator:
So here we find ourselves
the day after Legacy Day.
Male narrator:
And relationships between
the Rebels and the Royals
are anything
but a fairy tale.
Raven totally ruined
Legacy Day, if you ask me.
Hey, Raven wants to write
her own happily ever after,
- not be told
what to do by the Royals.
- Oh, puh-lease!
We all saw what really happened
at Legacy Day.
If I can't have
the destiny I want,
then I'll make sure
no one has theirs!
- ( evil laughter )
- ( all gasping )
I will tell you
how it happened.
I propose
we banish the Rebels
to their own evil school!
- ( evil laughter )
- ( all gasping )
Are you mad?
That did not happen.
Uh, I know the mature way
to handle this.
Let's just ignore them.
- Fine!
- ( slurping )
( laughing )
( gasps )
Oh, hex!
No you didn't!
Oh, it is on
like fairy song!
( all gasping )
- Oh!
- Ow!
- Oh, no!
- Boy: No you didn't!
Oh!
We have to stop them.
I got this.
Raven: I know things
have been hard recently,
and Apple and I don't exactly
see eye to eye.
But it doesn't mean
we want our friends
to fight about it.
- I'm glad we can agree
on something.
- Me too.
Besides, it's not like we can
really rewrite our destinies.
We have happily ever afters.
You don't.
Oh, really?
Okay.
Oh, my,
we're doing that, are we?
- Ho!
- Ah! ( grunts )
Female narrator:
You see what Raven did?
This school
will never be the same.
Male narrator:
Exactly, and I think
it's a good thing--
a fairy good thing!
( laughs )
( laughing )
Come on, Raven,
what's the "hatter"?
It's Apple-- she's really upset
about Legacy Day.
I wish I could do something
to make Apple feel better.
Like all fairy-tale princesses,
she needs an arch enemy
to be the yin to her yang
and make her feel complete.
So I just need
to find someone
to take my place
as Apple's storybook nemesis.
Um, I'll do it.
It's always been my dream
to be the evilest pig
this school ever saw!
( snorts )
♪ Bah bah baaam! ♪
Hah!
Hey, Raven,
I did something diabolical.
I switched the yellow mustard
for the brown mustard.
Mew hoo hooo!
Ha ha ha!
Wow, these hot dogs are great!
I know!
I think it's the new mustard.
( snorts )
Okay, okay,
I'm gonna drop
dangerous gas-filled balloons
on unsuspecting students!
♪ Bah bah baaam! ♪
- ( laughing )
- Really?
Uh, what kind of gas
did you fill them with?
Helium.
Okay,
helium is not dangerous.
It does this.
( gasps )
I heard you're trying
to find an evil replacement
- to make me happy.
That is so mean!
- Excuse me?
You and I are supposed
to be frenemies.
But I don't want to.
I want to choose
my own destiny.
- Why can't you understand that?
- Help.
- I can't believe
you're doing this.
- Girls? Girls!
Hi. I don't want
to be an evil queen anymore.
Didn't you say
this was your big dream?
Oh! Oh, that?
That was this morning.
( snorts )
Now I want to be
a balloonatic!
♪ Bah bah baaam! ♪
Male narrator:
And so the struggle continues
at Ever After High.
Maybe things
will just magically work out.
Female narrator:
Ha! When pigs fly.
♪ Bah bah baaam! ♪