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Damn. What you got going on today, girl?

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Oh, nothing. I'm just, uh... you know,

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- working in the studio.
- Well, I'd like to stay

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and get to know you better,
but I got to get to work.

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Get out of here, perv.
That's for Montana.

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- Oh.
- She's just here

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going through some of my old paintings

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to see if anything's worth
including in my next show.

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You know, not every boss

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wants to sleep with their assistant.

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Besides, she's straight. I tried.

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Sure you're not still trying?

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Montana, this is my roommate Liza.

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Oh, hi. So nice to meet you.

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It's nice to meet you too, Montana.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Why don't you sit down, take a break.

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I made us some delicious avocado toast.

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Oh, thank you,

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- but I'm actually gluten free.
- Oh.

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Of course you are.

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Marketing research I did on influencers.

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I'm not sure that's going to
come up today, but thank you.

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Morning, everyone. I'd like to
jump right in, if we could.

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Oh, I have some news. But it can wait.

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Invitations went out for Bonfire,

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the top-secret Achilles retreat

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for leaders in publishing.

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Regrettably, Empirical
did not get invited.

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But...

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Millennial did.

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Oh, my God. Are you serious?

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- What?
- See for yourself.

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Oh, my God.

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This is huge.

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Rod Stewart sat next to me at
Sushi Nakazawa last night.

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What does it mean?

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I assume it means he
lives in the Village.

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No, I mean, is this something

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that we need to prepare for?

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You have been asked to be

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on the "Future of Publishing" panel,

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so prepare some thoughts for that.

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Otherwise, have a good time.

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Moving on. Congratulations.

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Kelsey, Diana.

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Can I see you both in my office?

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- Is something wrong?
- It's about Liza.

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What do you two think

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about giving Liza a promotion?

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What would that look like for me?

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I don't plan on

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leaving you without an assistant, but...

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I think she could handle

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more responsibility with Millennial.

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Actually, I think that Millennial
could use someone a step above Liza.

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We are... Growing really fast.

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Well, in my opinion,

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Liza is up to the task...

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but I'm open to exploring other options.

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Make a reservation.

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We need to have lunch.

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- Thank you.
- That's enough for her.

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This is nice.

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What's the occasion?

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Liza, we have a heavy afternoon,

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so I'll cut to the chase.

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I know that Kelsey stole your boyfriend.

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She absolutely did not.

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But she's living with him.

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Yes, they are roommates.

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But Kelsey hasn't done anything wrong.

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Then... you must have.

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Whatever, it doesn't matter.
Just fix it.

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Kelsey is in a position
now to make decisions,

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and I would hate to see
you let personal drama

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get in the way of... a promising career.

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Of course. You're right.

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If you care to talk about it,
I'm a pretty good listener.

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Well, the truth is...

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the reason Josh and I ended

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had absolutely nothing
to do with Kelsey...

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Shh! Richard's ex-wife just walked in.

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- What?
- Don't, don't...

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How do you know?

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Because I Facebook stalk her.
Is that what you want to hear?

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Her name is Winnie.

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She also happens to be a therapist.

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Her best friend Cindy lives in Nyack.

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Uh... well, we can leave if you...

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Don't be ridiculous. We
are not in high school.

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Hi.

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Thank you.

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Should I introduce myself to her?

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No, I don't think so.

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- I feel like I know her.
- You don't.

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- Diana.
- No, I'm fine.

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Hello, Winnie?

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- I'm Diana Trout.
- I'm sorry, do I know you?

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No, no, but we have a...

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mutual acquaintance. Richard Caldwell?

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How do you know Richard?

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We're dating.

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You're Richard's new girlfriend?

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I'm sorry... I'm sorry,
you seem very nice.

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Hi. We'll take these to go.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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I found a bunch of stats
on publishing trends.

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"Wall Street Journal" did an article.

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So did "Publisher's Weekly."

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I thought those might be
useful for the panel.

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Yeah, what I really need is for you

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to book a rental car from
the Burlington airport.

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I'll send you a PDF of
my driver's license...

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I'm assuming you don't
want to be in the system.

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No, it's okay. I figured out

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all the ID tricks a while ago.

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Of course you did.

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- Hey, you sick of me already?
- Uh-huh.

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No.

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- I got invited to Bonfire.
- Oh?

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¿Qué es Bonfire?

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That internet company, Achilles,

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sponsors this invite-only conference

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for people in publishing to network.

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Mm-hmm. Sounds like an excuse

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- to hook up.
- Oh, yeah, that too.

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I need to go on a little retreat.

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I'm telling ya...

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Mm. Hello, beautiful strangers.

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- Tinder?
- What?

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Do you have a better suggestion here?

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- No.
- All right.

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I fully support you.

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Aww, thanks.

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Hey, I found some camping gear

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that some old girlfriends left behind.

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I thought you could use it for
your adventure in the woods.

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Uh, thanks, but I think this is going

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to be more like "glamping" than camping.

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What's this?

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Oh, it's a bunch of
stuff that Josh left.

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I feel like I should get it back to him.

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Well, you only take stuff back

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if you're looking for
an excuse to see him.

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Are you?

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No.

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Well, then it's yours.

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You should see my pile.

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A hot/cold canteen is a
little less valuable

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than his vintage leather jacket.

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- Not to Gretchen.
- Really? This says "Lani."

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Lani's someone that
Gretchen dated before...

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Jeez, I'm a lesbian archive.

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Yeah, I don't want this
bedroom to turn into

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- a Josh museum.
- You know what?

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I'll get his stuff back to him.

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You don't have to be involved.

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Done.

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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- Liza Miller and Kelsey Peters.
- Wonderful.

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We have you both in cabin 12.

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Oh, what's the Wi-Fi code?

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There's no Wi-Fi in the Achilles Forest.

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It's a chance to unplug,

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so people can actually
talk to each other.

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- That's nice.
- You're kidding me.

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We do have a counselor on-site
if you experience withdrawal.

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This map will show you how
to get to your cabin.

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Would you like two keys?

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- No.
- Definitely.

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Can I get another map?

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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Bonfire.

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Wow, is that Boomer?

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He doesn't actually come anymore.

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He just beams in.

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I'm honored to be in the presence

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of some of the greatest minds

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in the publishing industry.

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I hope you all came here ready to give

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and open to receive.

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Boomer's a little creepy, am I right?

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Said the woman who's talking to herself.

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If there's anything you need,

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don't hesitate to ask your Boomer Bots.

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Panels begin in the morning, so...
have fun tonight.

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- To you!
- To you.

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Did you have fun last night?

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I did.

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Good. We have that panel
in a couple of hours.

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I know, Liza.

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What?

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Nothing.

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No. What is it, Liza?

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Nothing. No big deal.

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Yeah. I was out all night.

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I slept with a stranger.
I drank too much.

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I have no problem being
honest about who I am.

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So go ahead, don't hold back.
Say what you were gonna say.

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Your tit's out.

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- You feeling okay?
- Mm-hmm.

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Great.

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Good morning, and welcome to

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"The Future of Publishing" panel.

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My first question is for Millennial.

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What was your most innovative
marketing campaign

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of the past year?

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Well, we did an Instagram campaign,

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with influencers posting "shelfies."

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That was quite successful.

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- "Shelfies"?
- People posting photos

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of their bookshelves, because
they want you to see

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- what they're reading.
- Or at least pretending to.

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Is there a book this year you wish

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you'd gotten to publish, but didn't?

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Absolutely. Colin
McNichol's "The Algonquins"

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could've been a huge hit

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if they published with Millennial,

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but instead, they went with some big,

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mainstream publishing house
that fumbled the ball.

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Perhaps that's why no one

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from the aforementioned publishing house

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is here at Bonfire.

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Oh, excuse me.

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Ah... Liza Miller?

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- Right?
- Uh, yeah.

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Hi. Jay Mallick.

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I'm with Macmillan. I saw the panel.

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Millennial's killing it.

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Yeah, Kelsey's doing an amazing job.

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Mm-hmm, well... she's
not doing it alone.

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- Well, it is her baby.
- Right.

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And that's why I wanted to talk to you.

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Look, Macmillan is launching
its own Gen-Y imprint,

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and we are looking for
someone to head it up.

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I don't mean to be too forward,
but would you be interested?

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Me?

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Okay, that was entirely too forward.

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00:11:01,891 --> 00:11:03,794
I'm sorry. Um, let me just back up.

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00:11:03,819 --> 00:11:06,041
Can I get you a drink?

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00:11:06,528 --> 00:11:08,624
Sure. A drink sounds

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- much more manageable.
- Oh, look, there's a bar.

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- Hey.
- Oh, hey.

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- Thanks for coming.
- Yeah.

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How's it going? All right?

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Good. Thanks for bringing my stuff.

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Yeah.

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- That's not mine, though.
- No, no, no.

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That's a gift. There's
a couple of flares

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in there, a pair of
women's long johns...

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- Canteen?
- Yeah, knock yourself out.

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- Thanks.
- Here you go.

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Thank you.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Can I get you something?

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You get the friends-of-Maggie discount.

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Mm. Yeah, I'll take an Americano.

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- Okay.
- Thanks.

261
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,834
Damn.

262
00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:51,743
I see why you wanted to get coffee here.

263
00:11:51,768 --> 00:11:53,831
Yeah, she works for me part time.

264
00:11:53,856 --> 00:11:55,384
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

265
00:11:55,409 --> 00:11:57,546
- She's hot.
- If you like straight girls

266
00:11:57,571 --> 00:11:59,268
with sexy hair.

267
00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:01,477
That's kind of my thing.

268
00:12:01,502 --> 00:12:03,930
I'm sorry how it went down with Liza.

269
00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:05,392
Yeah.

270
00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:08,821
You mean how I caught
her cheating on me?

271
00:12:08,846 --> 00:12:10,485
Yeah. She messed up.

272
00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:11,924
But it wasn't that night.

273
00:12:11,949 --> 00:12:13,693
It was the night that
she met you at that bar

274
00:12:13,718 --> 00:12:14,893
and thought it was just gonna be fun.

275
00:12:14,918 --> 00:12:17,199
I mean, you were way more
than she bargained for.

276
00:12:17,224 --> 00:12:19,573
Well, she definitely taught me a lot...

277
00:12:19,829 --> 00:12:22,774
like if someone tells
you they're a liar...

278
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,626
you should believe them.

279
00:12:24,843 --> 00:12:27,085
Yeah, well, I'm exactly the same age

280
00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:28,657
that I told you that I was,

281
00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,410
so I hope we can still be friends.

282
00:12:30,435 --> 00:12:32,535
What are you talking about?
You never mentioned anything

283
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,462
- about your age.
- Yeah, let's keep it that way.

284
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,757
All right.

285
00:12:38,429 --> 00:12:40,132
Okay, okay...

286
00:12:40,157 --> 00:12:42,609
Jane Austen, Charlotte
Bronte, and Virginia Woolf.

287
00:12:42,634 --> 00:12:43,976
Go.

288
00:12:44,001 --> 00:12:45,664
That is tough. All right.

289
00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:47,625
Virginia would not be
happy either way, so...

290
00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:48,884
- She's gone.
- Mm.

291
00:12:48,909 --> 00:12:51,358
And... I guess I am

292
00:12:51,383 --> 00:12:54,208
gonna marry Charlotte
and give it to Jane.

293
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,311
- Nice.
- Yeah?

294
00:12:55,336 --> 00:12:56,358
- Hey.
- Hi.

295
00:12:56,383 --> 00:12:58,796
- Excuse me.
- Okay, uh...

296
00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:01,187
You've been talking to
that guy for over an hour.

297
00:13:01,212 --> 00:13:02,995
- Move on.
- I've talked to other people.

298
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,583
I talked to that independent
publisher from Indiana.

299
00:13:05,608 --> 00:13:08,552
- The nun?
- Her name's Sister Angela.

300
00:13:08,577 --> 00:13:10,320
She's got a really great story.

301
00:13:10,345 --> 00:13:13,199
We got invited to Bonfire
because we're millennials,

302
00:13:13,224 --> 00:13:15,694
and our brand is young and fun.
So I'm gonna need you

303
00:13:15,719 --> 00:13:17,727
to be a little more on-brand, okay?

304
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:21,708
Keep up.

305
00:13:21,985 --> 00:13:23,420
Move.

306
00:13:35,759 --> 00:13:37,812
- You're my 7:00?
- Hi.

307
00:13:37,837 --> 00:13:40,220
I just thought since we work
in the same neighborhood...

308
00:13:40,245 --> 00:13:42,164
and we have similar tastes in...

309
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,292
- Men?
- Restaurants...

310
00:13:44,317 --> 00:13:46,289
we might bump into each
other from time to time,

311
00:13:46,314 --> 00:13:49,075
so I wanted to come in and
clear the air about something.

312
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,103
I'm listening.

313
00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,443
When I told you I was dating Richard,

314
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,925
why did you laugh?

315
00:13:57,025 --> 00:13:58,965
You weren't what I was expecting.

316
00:13:59,244 --> 00:14:00,506
How so?

317
00:14:00,531 --> 00:14:01,793
When Richard left me

318
00:14:01,818 --> 00:14:04,110
after 18 years of marriage,

319
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,915
he said he wanted to
recapture his youth.

320
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,000
According to him, that
meant buying a truck,

321
00:14:09,025 --> 00:14:12,462
which is impractical in the city, and...

322
00:14:12,487 --> 00:14:14,604
dating models.

323
00:14:17,009 --> 00:14:19,859
- Oh.
- So you can see why I laughed.

324
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,476
Thank you for clearing that up.

325
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:26,204
That'll be $300.

326
00:14:26,229 --> 00:14:27,851
And I don't take insurance.

327
00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:35,693
Some big, mainstream publishing house

328
00:14:35,718 --> 00:14:37,157
- just fumbled the ball!
- Hmm.

329
00:14:37,182 --> 00:14:39,517
- Right, Liza?
- Right, mm-hmm.

330
00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:42,263
- Oh!
- I'm gonna cut myself off.

331
00:14:42,288 --> 00:14:44,569
I've had four... already.

332
00:14:44,594 --> 00:14:47,046
I'm feeling a little "whoo-whoo."

333
00:14:47,071 --> 00:14:48,614
I've had six.

334
00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:51,804
And he has had six, and Hat...

335
00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:54,796
has had, like, seven or eight.

336
00:14:55,975 --> 00:14:57,420
- Glass, please?
- All right,

337
00:14:57,445 --> 00:14:59,748
maybe I just need something to eat.

338
00:14:59,915 --> 00:15:02,027
Okay, maybe not.

339
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:05,018
As I was saying...

340
00:15:05,043 --> 00:15:06,311
Some big, mainstream company fumbled it!

341
00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:07,843
Ah...

342
00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:11,139
Uh... hey.

343
00:15:11,164 --> 00:15:13,482
Hey. Where's your glass?

344
00:15:13,507 --> 00:15:15,473
- I'm done.
- What... we're having

345
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,951
- a great time.
- I barfed, Kelsey.

346
00:15:16,976 --> 00:15:20,584
- Well, boot and rally.
- No, boot and go home.

347
00:15:24,108 --> 00:15:26,890
What is the problem, Liza?
Isn't this part of the fun?

348
00:15:26,915 --> 00:15:28,083
You get to relive your glory years.

349
00:15:28,108 --> 00:15:30,652
You get to pretend to be 27 again.

350
00:15:30,677 --> 00:15:33,145
When I was 27, I was married with a kid.

351
00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:34,601
I was boring.

352
00:15:34,626 --> 00:15:37,937
This is the drunkest I've
been in my entire life.

353
00:15:37,962 --> 00:15:39,745
I love my job,

354
00:15:39,782 --> 00:15:43,459
and I think I'm pretty good at it.

355
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,029
And if that isn't good enough for you,

356
00:15:46,054 --> 00:15:47,765
then maybe this isn't working.

357
00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:49,252
Maybe it's not.

358
00:15:55,218 --> 00:15:58,083
You can't... that's crazy, right?

359
00:15:58,108 --> 00:15:59,510
- You get...
- I'm interested.

360
00:16:03,811 --> 00:16:05,308
I'll call you.

361
00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:08,134
Oh, my God, there's barf in here.

362
00:16:15,277 --> 00:16:16,980
Hey.

363
00:16:17,222 --> 00:16:20,033
Can, uh... can I still
get a drink, or...

364
00:16:20,058 --> 00:16:22,362
We close in two minutes,
so can you drink fast?

365
00:16:22,387 --> 00:16:24,127
Well, is there any other
place around here

366
00:16:24,152 --> 00:16:26,843
that stays open any later?

367
00:16:26,868 --> 00:16:28,564
Yeah, I'm sure there are a lot...

368
00:16:28,589 --> 00:16:30,212
Lot of places.

369
00:16:30,237 --> 00:16:31,419
Yeah.

370
00:16:31,444 --> 00:16:34,619
Will you be at any of them?

371
00:16:45,693 --> 00:16:47,425
We can, uh...

372
00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:49,816
- we can skip the tour, right?
- Yeah.

373
00:17:08,525 --> 00:17:11,073
I almost finished an entire
"New Yorker" article

374
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,886
while you were in there.

375
00:17:12,911 --> 00:17:14,993
Is everything okay?

376
00:17:15,487 --> 00:17:17,490
I met your ex-wife.

377
00:17:18,659 --> 00:17:20,041
Winnie?

378
00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:21,889
Is there more than one, Richard?

379
00:17:21,914 --> 00:17:23,917
No, uh...

380
00:17:25,362 --> 00:17:28,579
- What happened?
- I introduced myself,

381
00:17:28,604 --> 00:17:32,185
and she proceeded to laugh in my face.

382
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,987
Ah, well, she was probably

383
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,950
just flight-testing some new meds.

384
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:38,114
She said it was because when you left,

385
00:17:38,139 --> 00:17:41,102
you did so to pursue the
fantasy of dating...

386
00:17:42,142 --> 00:17:44,245
models.

387
00:17:44,282 --> 00:17:46,396
I said a lot of ridiculous things

388
00:17:46,421 --> 00:17:48,424
when I left her.

389
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,075
But then again,

390
00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:54,469
I did end up meeting
someone beautiful...

391
00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,673
Inside and out.

392
00:17:58,698 --> 00:18:00,204
I only care about out.

393
00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:24,515
If I didn't know your real age already,

394
00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:26,587
I would today.

395
00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:28,104
I don't feel like talking.

396
00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:47,819
Ah! My God, we finally have service.

397
00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:00,336
What's going on?

398
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:02,703
- I'm sorry, it's my daughter...
- _

399
00:19:02,728 --> 00:19:04,555
_

400
00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:06,905
_

401
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:10,916
- What?
- She's in the hospital.

402
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:15,453
Come on, answer, answer.

403
00:19:15,647 --> 00:19:17,550
It's Caitlin... holla at your girl.

404
00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:20,201
Caitlin, it's your mom.
I'm on my way, okay?

405
00:19:20,371 --> 00:19:22,995
- Hey, what's going on?
- I think her appendix burst.

406
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,763
Oh, my God.

407
00:19:31,934 --> 00:19:34,231
- Here.
- Hey.

408
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,883
I just spoke to Rose,
Caitlin's roommate.

409
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,567
- She's out of surgery.
- Is she okay?

410
00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:38,934
I don't know.

411
00:19:38,974 --> 00:19:40,333
I think so. She's gonna call me

412
00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:42,747
- when she wakes up.
- So what happened?

413
00:19:42,772 --> 00:19:44,514
Well, apparently,

414
00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:46,582
she didn't go to the doctor
when she first started

415
00:19:46,607 --> 00:19:48,130
having pain, because she was afraid

416
00:19:48,155 --> 00:19:50,338
she wouldn't have enough
money for the deductible.

417
00:19:50,403 --> 00:19:53,326
God, I have been feeling
like a shitty person lately,

418
00:19:53,351 --> 00:19:55,357
and now I feel like a really shitty mom.

419
00:19:55,382 --> 00:19:57,316
No, Liza, there's nothing
that you could've done.

420
00:19:57,341 --> 00:19:58,523
She got sick.

421
00:19:58,548 --> 00:20:00,068
I could've answered the phone

422
00:20:00,093 --> 00:20:01,278
and told her to go to the doctor,

423
00:20:01,303 --> 00:20:03,828
but I was in the woods getting drunk.

424
00:20:05,086 --> 00:20:06,831
What about her dad?

425
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:09,056
He's not the one you contact
when you have a crisis.

426
00:20:09,081 --> 00:20:11,397
It's me. It's always been me.

427
00:20:11,422 --> 00:20:13,630
I'm really sorry.

428
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,384
I wish there was something I could do.

429
00:20:18,579 --> 00:20:22,084
Oh, my God, it's her.

430
00:20:22,445 --> 00:20:25,255
- Caitlin, hey.
- Hi, Mom.

431
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:28,128
Hey, hi! You okay?

432
00:20:28,153 --> 00:20:29,775
I've been better.

433
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,800
Ah, I am so sorry I
didn't get your call.

434
00:20:32,825 --> 00:20:34,464
It's okay. Are you coming?

435
00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:37,834
I am on my way. I promise.

436
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:41,230
And, honey, just so you know,
when it comes to your health,

437
00:20:41,255 --> 00:20:42,603
money is not an issue.

438
00:20:42,628 --> 00:20:45,603
I am so, so sorry you
had to go through this.

439
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,592
Hey. Liza went hard at Bonfire,

440
00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:01,358
so I told her to take the day off.

441
00:21:01,383 --> 00:21:04,806
Oh, thanks so much for thinking of me.

442
00:21:05,614 --> 00:21:07,808
You would've been so proud of her...

443
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,695
she partied with all the right people.

444
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,146
Oh. I'm surprised.

445
00:21:12,265 --> 00:21:15,983
My bet was on you for
being queen of camp.

446
00:21:20,594 --> 00:21:22,704
Hey, Charles?

447
00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:24,732
Good morning.

448
00:21:28,483 --> 00:21:30,719
You were right. Liza definitely deserves

449
00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:32,775
that promotion.

450
00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:37,653
What do you think about
bumping her title up

451
00:21:37,678 --> 00:21:39,216
to "associate editor"?

452
00:21:39,241 --> 00:21:41,326
Yeah, that's great, but she...

453
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:42,905
- also needs a raise.
- Ah.

454
00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:44,716
You can take it out of my
salary if you need to.

455
00:21:44,741 --> 00:21:48,076
I could not do this job without her.

456
00:21:48,101 --> 00:21:50,639
That won't be necessary.
I'll find the money.

457
00:21:54,722 --> 00:21:56,863
She was lucky she got to
the hospital when she did.

458
00:21:56,888 --> 00:21:59,312
Yeah, they had to irrigate
my abdomen, Maggie.

459
00:21:59,337 --> 00:22:01,686
Ooh, that should keep you out
of classes for at least a week.

460
00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:04,407
Oh, yeah.

461
00:22:04,979 --> 00:22:09,389
- How are you holding up?
- I am so lucky she had Rose.

462
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:12,918
- A good roommate is key.
- Absolutely.

463
00:22:13,144 --> 00:22:15,225
Hey, did you happen to
get Josh's stuff back?

464
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,794
Uh...

465
00:22:17,819 --> 00:22:20,077
I did.

466
00:22:28,774 --> 00:22:34,164
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