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So all you really know is
that Kelsey took an Uber

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- to Josh's last night?
- Yes, after midnight.

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Well, maybe she's just crashing there.

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- Or maybe...
- No, no, no, no.

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I don't think so. That's
not Kelsey or Josh.

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I know, but, you know, a little alcohol,

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a little commiseration.

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I mean, they're both in their 20...

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- why are we going on Barry?
- I am rerouting you.

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You don't need to walk past
Josh's to get to the L.

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Well, so am I just supposed
to avoid his street forever?

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Yes. Never face a painful situation

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when you can just skulk around it.

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Oh, coffee.

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Oh, coffee filters.

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Nope.

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Oh.

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- I thought you were sleeping.
- Nope.

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Not really sleeping much these days.

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I know what you mean.

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My brain is, like,
buzzing from this Liza thing.

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It's so insane.

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Yeah, well, you're pretty much
the only person in the world

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that understands what
I've been going through.

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Yeah, we're, like,
in Liza recovery together.

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Mm, now first rule of recovery,

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do not use the L-word.

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Got it, and the second rule?

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Grits.

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- Grits?
- Grits.

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Yeah, a little bit of
cheese, some bacon.

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That's how you start your
morning right in the mean,

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mountain state of West Virginia.

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I'm from Texas, darlin'.

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- You are speaking my language.
- Texas?

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What... do you two-step?

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Do I two-step?

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You have so much to learn about me.

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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You did spend the night

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at Josh's. What is happening?

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Oh, my God, this is an ambush.

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- Did you hook up?
- We did not.

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I'm just staying here for a while.

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What? What do you mean
"staying here for a while"?

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How do you even know I'm here?

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You took my Uber so I
followed you on the app.

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- Have you been here all night?
- No.

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After, like, my 400th unanswered text,

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I decided to just come here
and catch your walk of shame.

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It's not a walk of shame.

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But you're living with Josh, dude.

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There are so many dots to connect.

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Okay, he and Liza were
practically engaged.

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- What... what broke them up?
- I do not know,

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but it had nothing to do with me.

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And yet you moved in with him.

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Wow. Wow, wow, wow.

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Are you sure you didn't bang him?

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- At least a little dry humping?
- Can you drop it, okay?

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Got it. Boundaries, yes.

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So into them, mm-hmm.

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You can tell me tonight
at the House of Yes.

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- House of what?
- Ooh, it's this naughty,

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Cirque du Solei-ish dinner thing.

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Max finally got a night off,
so I'm making him be fun,

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- and you're coming with us.
- But I...

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Nope, nope, it's a House of "Yes,"
Kels, okay?

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There are no "no's" allowed.
I'll see you tonight.

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Bring a date. Josh.

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Here you go.

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Hmm, that's a work of art.

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That means a lot coming from you.

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You're Maggie Amato, right?

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Yeah, that's me.

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I love your work. Your last show,

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the Yves Klein homage,
was life changing.

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I had, like, five Snapchat stories

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that were nothing but that show.

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Thanks, I guess.

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I'm sorry to fangirl all over you.

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It's just very cool to meet you.

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Nice to meet you too, Montana.

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Sorry, I don't wanna hold up the line.

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Wait, come here.

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- Fifth one's free.
- Hmm, thanks.

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The reviews for Kelsey's
boyfriend's book are out.

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Ex-boyfriend. They broke up.

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Mm, she'll be thrilled.

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Kirkus said it was
"flabby and indulgent,"

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and the "Times" didn't like it either.

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I wonder what "Publisher's Weekly" said.

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Liza, read on your own time.

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That cover art needs
Charles's signature ASAP.

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Okay.

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Come in.

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- Are you okay?
- Um, my back is out.

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- Oh, no, a spasm?
- Uh, yeah.

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Yeah, it happens sometimes.

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Um, do you mind if I...

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- Uh, okay.
- I...

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- see if I can...
- Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.

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I know. Is that it?

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- Yeah.
- I... oh, sorry.

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- Okay, okay, ow.
- It's okay.

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Sometimes if you massage
the area just above it,

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it helps release the spasm.

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Ah.

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Oh, yeah, that's...

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oh, wow,
that's actually a little bit better.

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You need ice and Ibuprofen.

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Eventually, you're gonna
wanna alternate heat and ice,

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but not today.

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How do you know so much about this?

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My, um...

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friend's husband has a bad back.

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How old is he?

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Older. In his 40s.

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Is that unusual among your friends?

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Oh, uh, we...
we don't really think about that.

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We just... party.

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Um, can I ask you to...

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Yeah.

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Could you please get me that Ibuprofen?

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Hi, Bob.

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No, no, no, feeling great.

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- Uh, let's just hear the numbers.
- Take these.

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- Here you go.
- Thank you.

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Okay.

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So...
so we're actually up from where we were?

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All right, so you can work with that.

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Right.

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Excuse me, can you sign for these?

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Oh, yeah, of course.

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Hey.

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These are for you.

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Thanks, but I'm not really sure flowers

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are gonna make our situation any better.

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- No, they're not from me.
- They're, um...

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uh, they're from Colin.

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His name was on the receipt.

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Diana said the reviews are awful.

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Can't wait to read 'em.

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You always said it was
200 pages too long.

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Yeah, I guess so.

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I've got some emails to return.

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Yeah, okay.

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I'll see you in the staff meeting.

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Mm-hmm.

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Hey, are you okay?

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Did you find a place to stay and...?

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Yeah.

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I found a place.

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In this turbulent world
full of strife and anxiety,

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people need a place of peace.

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Hygge.

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The Danish art of
comfort, offers a cure.

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And the definitive guidebook
has become Empirical's very own

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"Getting Hygge With It."

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Now, our author, Hans Pater Jorgen,

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is ending his 12-week tour here

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and rather than throwing a
party at some Danish restaurant,

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I thought it would be more personal

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and in the spirit of Hygge

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to host

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at my home.

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Isn't Hygge about being...

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- cozy?
- Yeah.

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- I've been to your home, it's...
- Elegant, yes.

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I plan to Hygge it up. You know.

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So, Saturday, 7:00 sharp.
There will be press,

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so I expect everyone
to bring a plus one.

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Can Millennial help the
book with a online push?

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Oh, uh, we're doing a segment

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on "Strong Opinions Loosely Held,"

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and Medium is doing a
piece tying our title

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with Bobby Flay's new fondue cookbook.

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Also, the college interns
are making some memes,

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so maybe one of them will go viral.

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All right, once and for all,
can someone please explain

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what a "meme" is?

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I'm glad you asked.

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Um, I'm not sure I understand either.

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Well, the technical definition is
"a cultural item that's

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"transmitted by repetition
in a manner similar to

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the biological transmission of genes."

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- No.
- Can you give an example?

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Well, the Internet versions are, like,

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funny photos or little videos,

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but the analog version is,
like, uh, "Kilroy was here."

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- Oh.
- Uh, uh, what about,

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- uh, "keep on trucking"?
- Yeah.

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- "Where's the beef?"
- Exactly!

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What are you guys talking about?

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No, no, a meme is, like,

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a picture of a cat that
says stupid things like,

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"I can haz cheezburger." Or Salt Bae.

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Right. Oh, Salt Bae.

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That is... it's so...

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that's so funny.

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Just whenever it's like...

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Well, as long as it's good for the book,

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may we all have a profitable
journey across the Salt Bay.

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Hear, hear.

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You really have no idea what a meme is.

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I can't believe I've been so blind.

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Hey.

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I'm here to get my hole punched.

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Hi. I was hoping you'd be back.

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- Cappuccino?
- Please.

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Love the shirt. What's on the back?

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It's the state of Montana, actually.

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I painted it.

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You're an artist?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Not like you, but, yeah.

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- Well, I think it's beautiful.
- Well, thank you.

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You know, I'm working
on some new paintings.

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You wanna come check 'em out sometime?

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Are you kidding? Yes!

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- Text me when you're free.
- Okay.

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You know, the girl in the
next shift is running late,

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but I should be getting off soon.

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Oh, I have a feeling you will be.

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See ya.

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Bye.

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Who knew there were
so many candle scents?

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Bavarian Pretzel. Mm.

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Library books.

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Nostalgic Snow.

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- Nostalgic Snow?
- What is that, old snow?

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Isn't that water? Who cares?

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Throw it in. It's on sale.

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We need to Hygge my place up.

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Okay, who needs a pillow this big?

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Oh, that's a body pillow.

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You know, for girls who can't get a man.

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I obviously don't need one

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since I have Richard to cuddle with.

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And when I say "cuddle,"
I actually mean...

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That's nice.

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I miss cuddling.

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It's too bad about you and Josh.

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It's never pleasant to be dumped.

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I didn't get dumped.

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We just...

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you know, we wanted different things.

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So you chose to be alone?

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Really, Liza, it's always best
to be honest with oneself.

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It's how we grow.

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Ooh, Mongolian lambskin.

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We should keep the tags on these

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so we can return them after the party,

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and by "we" I mean you.

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Wow.

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Is it possible you got more beautiful

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since the last time I saw you?

258
00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:24,791
No.

259
00:11:24,816 --> 00:11:26,877
You just weren't paying attention.

260
00:11:26,902 --> 00:11:29,567
Well, I am now. Trust me.

261
00:11:29,592 --> 00:11:31,094
That may take some time.

262
00:11:31,119 --> 00:11:34,730
- Understood.
- Look, I know I was a cliché

263
00:11:34,755 --> 00:11:37,174
letting all that
attention go to my head.

264
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,915
Does it help to say I know
I've been a total ass?

265
00:11:40,940 --> 00:11:44,246
And that I'm truly, truly sorry?

266
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,692
It's a good start.

267
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,720
But you're gonna have to do a lot more.

268
00:11:48,745 --> 00:11:50,183
- Like what?
- I don't know.

269
00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:52,487
I'm gonna think of something.

270
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,100
- What is this place?
- Oh, you'll see.

271
00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:04,838
There's Lauren and Max.

272
00:12:05,186 --> 00:12:07,276
Guys, you remember Colin.

273
00:12:07,301 --> 00:12:09,485
Oh, you came to that
party at my apartment.

274
00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,273
You live on Roosevelt Island, right?

275
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,665
- Uh, no.
- Oh, sorry, you're the twin?

276
00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:15,885
What?

277
00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:17,626
Oh, it's not your fault, baby.

278
00:12:17,651 --> 00:12:20,588
Kelsey has a very specific type.

279
00:12:20,663 --> 00:12:23,542
- No, I don't.
- Mm, okay.

280
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:24,989
Uh, here we go.

281
00:12:25,021 --> 00:12:27,689
Thad, Chad, Tram Slam, this guy.

282
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:30,217
- This guy?
- Yeah, they're all the same.

283
00:12:30,242 --> 00:12:33,545
6 foot, corn fed, sandy blonde,
sensible stubble.

284
00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:36,391
I take it these are your exes?

285
00:12:36,416 --> 00:12:38,738
- Yeah, she can't help it.
- She's a dopple-banger.

286
00:12:40,778 --> 00:12:42,513
Has anybody at this table been naughty?

287
00:12:44,838 --> 00:12:46,781
Hmm.

288
00:12:47,091 --> 00:12:49,355
You two. Come with me.

289
00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:50,722
Ooh.

290
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:55,340
How do you like that?

291
00:12:55,365 --> 00:12:57,777
I'd like it to be harder.

292
00:13:00,836 --> 00:13:02,819
Harder.

293
00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:04,784
Do you wanna try?

294
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,737
I would love to.

295
00:13:07,762 --> 00:13:09,714
Oh, no.

296
00:13:09,739 --> 00:13:12,581
Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

297
00:13:12,606 --> 00:13:14,877
Ah!

298
00:13:20,343 --> 00:13:23,461
- Hey.
- Hey.

299
00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:28,224
Uh, you don't usually take Barry.

300
00:13:28,486 --> 00:13:31,990
Yeah, uh, I was trying to avoid Bedford.

301
00:13:32,015 --> 00:13:34,856
- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah.

302
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,280
- So how are you?
- No.

303
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,364
No, we're not doing this.

304
00:13:53,301 --> 00:13:55,268
Mini-quiches are ready.

305
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,754
Yep, I got it.

306
00:13:57,092 --> 00:13:59,513
Oh, no, I don't have any star anise.

307
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,739
Oh, here. Use, um, caraway seeds.

308
00:14:01,763 --> 00:14:03,420
- Here you go.
- We're out of, uh...

309
00:14:03,445 --> 00:14:06,186
- Oh, Havarti and Grinzola.
- I know this is a Hygge party,

310
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:07,307
and it's supposed to be relaxing,

311
00:14:07,332 --> 00:14:08,139
but it's hard to be relaxed

312
00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:09,397
when your guest of honor is late.

313
00:14:09,422 --> 00:14:10,934
I'll call him.

314
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:15,319
It's easy to see why Diana
leans on you so much.

315
00:14:15,344 --> 00:14:16,780
Yeah.

316
00:14:16,805 --> 00:14:18,793
I mean, you don't have to be a therapist

317
00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,749
to know that she has some trust issues,

318
00:14:20,774 --> 00:14:22,771
but not with you.

319
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:23,959
You're one of the very few people

320
00:14:23,984 --> 00:14:25,782
she has complete faith in.

321
00:14:26,802 --> 00:14:29,888
That's, uh... nice to hear.

322
00:14:41,504 --> 00:14:43,620
Hi. How's your back?

323
00:14:43,645 --> 00:14:45,548
Uh, it's better. A little better.

324
00:14:45,573 --> 00:14:47,075
Mulled wine should help.

325
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,990
Thank you. That's hot.

326
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,661
Wow.

327
00:14:59,374 --> 00:15:00,964
Liza, hi.

328
00:15:00,989 --> 00:15:02,485
Colin.

329
00:15:03,558 --> 00:15:05,421
Hello.

330
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,442
Hi.

331
00:15:09,426 --> 00:15:11,308
Oh, hey,
you never introduced me to your boss.

332
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,539
Oh, of course.

333
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:17,542
Charles,
this is the notorious Colin McNichol.

334
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:20,230
Colin, Charles Brooks,
my brilliant boss.

335
00:15:20,255 --> 00:15:22,719
- Charles.
- Colin, very nice to meet you,

336
00:15:22,744 --> 00:15:24,727
and, uh,
I'm sorry to hear about Random House.

337
00:15:24,752 --> 00:15:26,695
Yeah, appreciate that.

338
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,504
- That was a surprise.
- What happened?

339
00:15:29,577 --> 00:15:31,579
They dropped the option
on my second book.

340
00:15:31,604 --> 00:15:32,900
When did that happen?

341
00:15:32,925 --> 00:15:34,347
Yesterday.

342
00:15:34,372 --> 00:15:36,285
Uh, bad move on their part.

343
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,183
It's a great idea. Can
I tell you about it?

344
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,488
Uh, sure.

345
00:15:40,513 --> 00:15:43,063
So imagine if the voyage
of Christopher Columbus

346
00:15:43,088 --> 00:15:45,377
was financed by Catherine of Aragon

347
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,530
instead of Isabella of Spain.

348
00:15:47,824 --> 00:15:50,500
So I'm obsessed with the
complicated relationship

349
00:15:50,525 --> 00:15:52,175
that women have with power.

350
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,418
How we can be vulnerable,
but predators at the same time.

351
00:15:55,443 --> 00:15:58,456
Yes, the contrast is so strong.

352
00:15:58,481 --> 00:16:01,502
- I-I really love it.
- Thanks.

353
00:16:02,108 --> 00:16:03,626
If you ever need an assistant,

354
00:16:03,651 --> 00:16:06,035
I would be so into helping you out.

355
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,378
I could stir your paint.

356
00:16:08,525 --> 00:16:10,121
I could stretch your canvas.

357
00:16:10,146 --> 00:16:11,574
- Really?
- Yeah.

358
00:16:11,599 --> 00:16:14,301
Well, that sounds like an
offer too good to refuse.

359
00:16:14,325 --> 00:16:16,469
Oh, my God, okay.

360
00:16:16,494 --> 00:16:18,360
- What?
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry

361
00:16:18,385 --> 00:16:19,933
if I gave you the wrong idea.

362
00:16:20,286 --> 00:16:22,487
I'm such a gigantic fan of yours.

363
00:16:22,512 --> 00:16:24,761
I'm just... I'm... I'm straight.

364
00:16:26,205 --> 00:16:28,428
- Oh.
- I hope that's okay.

365
00:16:28,452 --> 00:16:29,630
That's okay. That's fine.

366
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,197
Some of my best friends are straight.

367
00:16:31,222 --> 00:16:32,496
Okay, good.

368
00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:34,710
- Good.
- Mm...

369
00:16:35,265 --> 00:16:36,980
but I have a show coming up in a month,

370
00:16:37,005 --> 00:16:38,786
so if you're still interested,

371
00:16:38,939 --> 00:16:40,562
I could use the help.

372
00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:42,676
- Oh, my God, really?
- Yeah, yeah.

373
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:45,144
- I would love that.
- Yeah, great, fantastic.

374
00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:47,526
Well, come here. I'll show you my stuff.

375
00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:48,757
Okay.

376
00:16:50,294 --> 00:16:51,965
Look, I know you don't want my advice,

377
00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:53,544
but are you sure it's a good idea

378
00:16:53,569 --> 00:16:55,037
to let Colin back into your life?

379
00:16:55,109 --> 00:16:56,443
What?

380
00:16:56,468 --> 00:16:57,509
From the minute you guys got here,

381
00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:59,224
he has been all over Charles.

382
00:16:59,331 --> 00:17:01,033
What are you saying?

383
00:17:01,058 --> 00:17:02,896
I-I don't trust him.

384
00:17:02,996 --> 00:17:05,700
Oh, you don't trust him.

385
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,264
That's funny.

386
00:17:08,289 --> 00:17:10,212
Okay, I'm only saying this
because I care about you.

387
00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:12,331
You care about me?

388
00:17:12,576 --> 00:17:13,954
Do you really wanna do this here?

389
00:17:13,979 --> 00:17:16,285
Yes, I... you know what...

390
00:17:17,112 --> 00:17:20,542
Of course I care about you. Very deeply.

391
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,822
That's why I wanna see
you with a good guy.

392
00:17:22,847 --> 00:17:24,210
You discovered Colin,

393
00:17:24,235 --> 00:17:26,518
you supported him through
the entire editing process,

394
00:17:26,543 --> 00:17:27,886
and the minute he got successful,

395
00:17:27,911 --> 00:17:29,293
he didn't have time for you.

396
00:17:29,318 --> 00:17:30,901
That is until he needs you again.

397
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,156
I was married to a guy like that,

398
00:17:33,181 --> 00:17:34,804
and you deserve better.

399
00:17:34,829 --> 00:17:36,432
You deserve someone who treasures you,

400
00:17:36,457 --> 00:17:38,057
who... who opens doors,

401
00:17:38,082 --> 00:17:40,225
who walks on the outside of a sidewalk.

402
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,508
Okay, all right, what kind of
old lady lace curtain handbook

403
00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:44,542
is that out of? Huh?

404
00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:47,948
Liza, stop pretending to have a clue

405
00:17:47,973 --> 00:17:50,065
about how I think or who I am.

406
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:51,632
You know nothing.

407
00:17:51,657 --> 00:17:53,019
You don't even know what a meme is.

408
00:17:53,044 --> 00:17:55,325
Yes, I do. Lauren just sent me one.

409
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:01,961
- That's not a meme.
- It has meme font.

410
00:18:01,986 --> 00:18:03,568
- How is that not a meme?
- It just isn't.

411
00:18:03,593 --> 00:18:04,948
Well, then what the hell is a meme?

412
00:18:04,973 --> 00:18:06,479
You... you just know it when you see it!

413
00:18:06,504 --> 00:18:08,667
- Do you have any other questions?
- Just one.

414
00:18:08,692 --> 00:18:09,964
Why are you living with Josh?

415
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:13,618
- Because he needed a roommate.
- And you're the only person

416
00:18:13,643 --> 00:18:15,339
that he could find?

417
00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:18,104
I am the only person

418
00:18:18,129 --> 00:18:20,939
that understands what
he's going through.

419
00:18:23,299 --> 00:18:25,302
Kelsey, just wait.

420
00:18:26,809 --> 00:18:28,667
- Let's go.
- But I was right

421
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,416
- in the middle of the...
- I need to go now.

422
00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:32,403
I'll call you.

423
00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:39,873
Are, um, Kelsey and Liza fighting?

424
00:18:39,898 --> 00:18:42,921
Yes, apparently,
Kelsey stole Liza's boyfriend.

425
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,690
20-something drama.

426
00:18:44,715 --> 00:18:46,874
You can't stop them
from acting their age.

427
00:18:50,444 --> 00:18:52,048
I'm sure you guys will make up.

428
00:18:52,073 --> 00:18:54,297
I am... I really don't think so.

429
00:18:54,322 --> 00:18:56,117
Well, the good news is,
I think Charles is interested

430
00:18:56,142 --> 00:18:59,147
in the second book. I
should text my agent.

431
00:19:13,339 --> 00:19:15,404
- Hey, can I have that cab?
- Sure.

432
00:19:41,253 --> 00:19:42,916
Hey, roomie!

433
00:19:42,941 --> 00:19:45,278
- Why don't you join us?
- Thanks.

434
00:19:45,303 --> 00:19:46,911
I'm gonna go to bed.

435
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,833
Yo, I'll be right back.

436
00:19:56,809 --> 00:19:58,573
Kelsey.

437
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,723
You okay?

438
00:20:00,748 --> 00:20:02,667
Colin is an asshole.

439
00:20:02,692 --> 00:20:04,128
I don't know how I didn't see it.

440
00:20:04,153 --> 00:20:06,661
Ah, man. I'm sorry.

441
00:20:06,692 --> 00:20:09,271
It's like, I don't think I can
trust my instincts anymore.

442
00:20:09,296 --> 00:20:11,356
I-I have seriously lost my ability

443
00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:13,084
to judge people's character.

444
00:20:13,109 --> 00:20:14,972
First, I was wrong
about Liza, and then...

445
00:20:14,997 --> 00:20:16,753
Liza, Liza, Liza!

446
00:20:16,778 --> 00:20:19,594
I'm so tired of talking about Liz...

447
00:20:21,425 --> 00:20:23,328
Whoa.

448
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:26,058
Lies. Uh.

449
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,125
Lies-uh. Lies-uh.

450
00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:29,372
Lies-uh-lies.

451
00:20:31,155 --> 00:20:33,227
- I can't.
- My God.

452
00:20:33,252 --> 00:20:35,807
Well, we should have
just known all along.

453
00:20:35,832 --> 00:20:38,063
Oh, my God.

454
00:20:38,265 --> 00:20:40,415
Come on. Let's go.

455
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,703
Get your ass out there.

456
00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:46,971
Yeah, that sounds good, boys.

457
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,230
Hey, hey, hey, hey. You ready to show me

458
00:20:49,255 --> 00:20:50,628
some of those two-step moves of yours?

459
00:20:50,653 --> 00:20:52,110
- Oh, hell, yeah.
- Yeah?

460
00:21:46,445 --> 00:21:52,297
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