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But why didn't you tell me you
and Josh were back together?

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Look, I never thought I'd
be talking about kids yet.

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He told me he wants
to have kids, Maggie.

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He needs to stop wasting
his time with me.

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Does Kelsey not know?

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Not know what?

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I know you're 40.

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What story am I going to send him, Liza?

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Spend some time together.

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I've got everything covered here.

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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Swallow; you're about
to get a book deal.

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Kelsey, it was either right now,

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or Max would have to pay
another month's rent.

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You didn't consider me at all.

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You could've given me some warning.

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I like you

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But you're a liar.

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And a cheater.

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And whether you realize it or not,

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your lies are hurting
everyone around you.

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Pull yourself together
'cause we got company.

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Are you okay?

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I'm not 26.

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I don't understand.

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Then let me explain.

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I was alone, on the verge of bankruptcy,

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with a daughter in college
and a deadbeat husband

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who I finally got the guts
to throw out the door.

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I worked at Random House
right out of college

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for three years before
I quit to raise Caitlin,

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My mom passed away that year,

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and my daughter needed me.

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When I was ready to go back to work,

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no one would give me a chance...
literally nobody.

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Maggie had this crazy idea
that I lie about my age

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on my resume.

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I was so desperate,
I was ready to try anything.

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There were so many times
that I wanted to tell you,

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but then we started Millennial,

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and I knew you needed
me to be the person

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you believed I was.

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Sometimes I believed it myself.

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I know it was selfish,
but the longer it went on,

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the harder it became
to tell you the truth.

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Why even tell me now?

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Because I couldn't keep deceiving

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the people I love most.

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And, Kelsey, next to my own daughter,

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and Maggie,

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you're the most precious
thing in the world to me.

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Wow!

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I feel like I'm in

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an episode of "Black
Mirror" or something.

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I think that's all I can
deal with for one night.

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- We can talk more tomorrow.
- Yeah. We can keep talking

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for as long as you like.

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Uh... take my room.

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I'll sleep with Maggie.

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Thanks.

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- Good night.
- Night.

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Good night.

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"Black Mirror"?

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Beats me.

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Thank you.

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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They'll probably fire me.

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I just hope they don't sue me.

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You know what? Let 'em try.

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It's not like I have anything to lose.

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You know, I don't know why you suddenly

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feel the need to unburden
yourself to everyone,

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starting with Kelsey.

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- You're not doing her any favors.
- I can't keep lying

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to the people I love, even if it means

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they're not gonna like
me very much anymore.

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Sometimes lying to the
people you love best

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is the most loving thing you can do.

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You sounds like
a twisted fortune cookie.

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I accept that.

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I gotta get Kelsey up for work.

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We're gonna be late for
the morning meeting.

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Mmm.

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Kelsey, we should start thinking about

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heading to the office.

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Kelsey?

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- Good morning.
- Morning.

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_

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Oh, good, you're here.

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Of course. Where else would I be?

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Well, you kinda disappeared last night.

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I was worried about you.

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What can I help you with?

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Kelsey, we have to talk.

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I'm not gonna burden
you with this secret.

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Right now, I'm more concerned

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about how this happened.

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You bought that stupid labradoodle book

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behind my back.

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Emily Burns did some digging.

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She found out about my real age,

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threatened to write a
story about me in "EW"

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unless we published
her book. I begged you

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not to buy that book. I know.

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I was just trying to protect...

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- Yourself.
- Oh, I'm so sorry

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to interrupt your morning gossip,

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but Marylynne Keller,
the famous Washington spin doctor,

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is waiting for us in the conference room

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to pitch her new book.
She has to leave in ten minutes

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to be on "Hardball" with Chris Matthews,
so let's move.

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The title of my book...

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"It's True Because I'm Shouting It:

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Confessions of a
Washington Spin Doctor."

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Because after 20 years behind the scenes

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of shaping policy and perception,

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I'm ready to take a good, long leak.

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I'm ready to take you
through the stories

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of how I shaped the narrative,
from making people believe

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that George W. Bush just loved to

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"clear brush on his ranch"

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to the universal perception
that Michelle Obama

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is a down-to-earth fashion plate.

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- Well, isn't she?
- Well, if you think so,

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then it must be true.

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But how... did that happen?

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Because she managed to be

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both down to earth and glamorous?

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And who would disagree with you?

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Nobody. You say something loud,

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you say it often,
then when people contradict you,

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they sound like defensive babies.

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And bottom line: Truth...

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is a four-letter word.

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Uh, actually, truth
is a five-letter word.

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Not the way I spell it.

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It's important not to confuse the truth

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with the facts, and vice versa.

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I'm not sure I... see the difference.

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Okay.

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The reality is a fact is a factotum.

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And according to Webster's,

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a factotum is a "jack of all trades,"

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certainly not something
to trust or rely on.

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Those are two completely
different words.

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You're a very attractive woman.

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And I love that necklace.

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And I don't care if you are transgender.

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Uh... I'm not, um...

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Either way, I don't care.

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The fact of your gender identity

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- is irrelevant to me.
- I'm a woman.

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And I applaud that.

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Marylynne, thank you
so much for meeting with us.

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Oh, the pleasure was mine.

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- Thank you. So much.
- Thank you.

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Oh, you're welcome.

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Thank you.

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Okay.

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I, uh, hear the opening
offer's 2 million.

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Assuming we want it.

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It's going to be

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a big title for someone.

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- Thoughts?
- Very enlightening.

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You can't be serious!

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She is a one-woman
reality distortion field!

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Liza?

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I think truth is more
elastic than we can imagine.

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But it still has value.

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Because without it, there is no trust.

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And without trust...

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there is no love.

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And that is why I have to confess

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something extremely difficult

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to a group of people that I
have come to love very much...

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and to whom I owe so much.

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And whose forgiveness I
wouldn't have the presumption

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- to ask for.
- What? What is it?

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- I'm not...
- Going to marry... Josh.

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Josh... he proposed, and...

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Liza, I know that this has been

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- really hard for you.
- Oh, for God's sake.

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This is a business meeting!

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We do not discuss our personal lives.

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I apologize for that, Charles.

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- It's fine.
- Liza...

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- We need to talk.
- Uh...

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give us a moment first.

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Are you crazy?

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No. Yes. I don't know anymore.

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- Probably.
- If you tell people

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that you've been lying about your age,

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what do you think is going
to happen to Millennial?

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Our credibility will be destroyed,

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and every hater out there

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who would just love to see
us fail will get their wish.

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- So I just keep lying?
- No.

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You... create your truth.

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I Googled you earlier,

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and the only thing I could find...

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Was this.

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A prized pig in Iowa named Liza Miller.

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I actually hired someone

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to make myself invisible online.

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That's where you went wrong.

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You are who your last ten
search results say you are.

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We need to rewrite your narrative,

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create some alternative facts.

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Oh, this is so sad.

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No Twitter, no Tumblr,
no Spotify playlists?

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I've always been a very private person.

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Um, privacy is just another
word for low self-esteem,

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okay, Liza? You don't value
anything you say or do.

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That's why you're still an assistant.

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Okay, all right,
we're not here to criticize.

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We're here to help her...

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- shout her truth.
- Mm-hmm. Of course.

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We need to build your social
media profile... that's what I do.

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When I first met Hector and Dorff,
they thought Instagram

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was something that went
up your nose, okay?

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Three million followers later, well...

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We need to give Liza an online identity.

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All right? It's important for Millennial

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that people have a strong
sense of who she is.

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Okay. So who do you wanna be?

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A bookworm with a slutty streak?

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Workaholic hipster?
Ooh, I know, I know, I know!

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Maybe you're a feisty blonde who
doesn't call her friends back.

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Wait... No. That's Kelsey.

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Lauren, I'm sorry.

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I had a rough week.

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Oh...

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Colin and I broke up.

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Oh. Okay, wait...
and you were gonna tell me this when?

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- Soon.
- But you went to cry

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- on Liza's shoulder?
- Actually, we've been crying

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on each other's shoulders.

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Josh and I broke up too.

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Ah, I see, I see. Okay, uh-huh.

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So you've both been bonding
over your mutual heartbreak,

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and you feel like you
have nothing in common

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with a happy person?
So, what... I'm odd woman out?

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- No, of course not.
- We love you.

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You know, it's not like
my life is perfect, okay?

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Max works ridiculous shifts.
He comes home at crazy hours.

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There's not even time for sex.

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- I'm sorry.
- Last night,

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I sat on his nocturnal erection

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while he was sleeping, okay?

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In some cultures,
that would be considered rape.

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Yeah, pretty much in every culture.

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Whoops.

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Liza.

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I certainly hope that broken engagement

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had nothing to do with me.

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No.

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When we got down to it,

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it wasn't what I wanted.

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And I'm really focused
on work right now.

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That's important.

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Yeah.

263
00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:09,386
Good night.

264
00:11:09,411 --> 00:11:11,578
Good night.

265
00:11:12,218 --> 00:11:14,549
Uh, L-Liza?

266
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:17,003
Are you a Hemingway fan?

267
00:11:18,769 --> 00:11:21,103
I, uh, love "The Sun Also Rises"?

268
00:11:21,128 --> 00:11:22,776
Not so much "The Old Man and the Sea,"

269
00:11:22,801 --> 00:11:25,834
but "A Moveable Feast"...
pretty much my bible in college.

270
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:28,026
I still have dreams of moving to Paris.

271
00:11:28,308 --> 00:11:29,941
Would you like to join me for something?

272
00:11:29,966 --> 00:11:33,011
I think you might find this interesting.

273
00:11:33,441 --> 00:11:35,509
Okay.

274
00:11:45,675 --> 00:11:47,875
Hemingway's original draft

275
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,907
of "Farewell to Arms"...

276
00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:51,841
With his handwritten notes.

277
00:11:51,908 --> 00:11:53,253
Wow!

278
00:11:53,642 --> 00:11:55,572
And, uh, that is

279
00:11:55,597 --> 00:11:58,087
the original Three
Mountains Press edition

280
00:11:58,112 --> 00:11:59,778
of his first collection
of short stories...

281
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:02,071
published in Paris in 1924.

282
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,646
"The Moveable Feast" years.

283
00:12:03,671 --> 00:12:05,604
Amazing!

284
00:12:05,704 --> 00:12:07,690
Are you thinking of buying something?

285
00:12:07,715 --> 00:12:09,815
Uh, no, I'm selling.

286
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,667
What? All this belongs to you?

287
00:12:11,692 --> 00:12:15,105
No, my parents. My dad loved Hemingway.

288
00:12:15,130 --> 00:12:16,930
There's actually a picture
of the two of them somewhere

289
00:12:16,955 --> 00:12:18,117
together in Sun Valley.

290
00:12:18,142 --> 00:12:21,811
And I wanted to come by
and take one last look.

291
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,508
That must be tough.

292
00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:25,366
Uh, not at all.

293
00:12:25,474 --> 00:12:27,540
This is... history,

294
00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:31,796
and I'm... more
interested in the future.

295
00:12:34,429 --> 00:12:35,928
Wait... Hemingway wrote love letters

296
00:12:35,953 --> 00:12:37,486
to Marlene Dietrich?

297
00:12:37,511 --> 00:12:40,886
Yeah. That's the 1950s
version of sexting.

298
00:12:40,911 --> 00:12:42,300
I never knew they had a thing!

299
00:12:42,325 --> 00:12:44,398
They didn't, exactly, um...

300
00:12:44,423 --> 00:12:46,808
Hemingway once called the two of them

301
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:50,297
"victims of unsynchronized passion."

302
00:12:55,266 --> 00:12:56,571
Excuse me for one second.

303
00:12:56,596 --> 00:12:58,690
Old friends of my parents.

304
00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:10,508
This is the living room.
We split the cable bill.

305
00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:12,783
That's the kitchen.
There's always Kombucha brewing,

306
00:13:12,808 --> 00:13:14,706
- so help yourself.
- Oh!

307
00:13:15,638 --> 00:13:17,681
And the bedroom.

308
00:13:17,706 --> 00:13:19,906
Oh...

309
00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:23,199
- My bedroom?
- No. It's a shared bed.

310
00:13:24,878 --> 00:13:27,682
We could... make a
pillow wall, if you want.

311
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,755
♪ I thought I could
be something special ♪

312
00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:33,521
♪ And cozy for you ♪

313
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,689
♪ ♪

314
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:38,567
♪ A set of those diamonds ♪

315
00:13:38,592 --> 00:13:41,925
♪ The diamonds that
glare as you stare ♪

316
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,260
♪ You're so coo coo ♪

317
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,628
♪ I'm so coo coo ♪

318
00:13:49,653 --> 00:13:51,565
- ♪ You're so crazy ♪
- Josh!

319
00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:53,457
Hey!

320
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,816
Hey. I saw you see me.

321
00:13:58,033 --> 00:14:00,887
Look, I'm sorry. I just...

322
00:14:00,912 --> 00:14:02,845
I need to make a clean break from Liza

323
00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:04,565
and her entire world, okay?

324
00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:07,784
I mean, I'm sure you know by
now what's going on with us...

325
00:14:07,809 --> 00:14:08,971
Josh.

326
00:14:08,996 --> 00:14:10,362
Yeah.

327
00:14:10,387 --> 00:14:12,588
I know everything.

328
00:14:12,613 --> 00:14:15,127
You know everything?

329
00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:18,440
What do you think you know?

330
00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:21,565
Everything.

331
00:14:29,572 --> 00:14:31,468
Did you think it was funny,

332
00:14:31,493 --> 00:14:34,267
both of you, just to pretend
to be my good friend and be

333
00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:36,635
- just lying to me like that?
- No. No!

334
00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:39,755
I wanted to tell you, okay?
Lisa wouldn't let me.

335
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:42,401
God. Who is she?

336
00:14:42,426 --> 00:14:44,705
Like, do I even know her at all?

337
00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:48,601
It's like you know her... and you don't.

338
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:51,057
I mean, the same thing
happened to me, okay?

339
00:14:51,082 --> 00:14:53,271
So what really went on that night?

340
00:14:53,296 --> 00:14:55,322
When you were planning to propose?

341
00:14:55,347 --> 00:14:57,128
No, look, um...

342
00:14:57,153 --> 00:14:58,544
We can be friends.

343
00:14:58,569 --> 00:15:01,469
Don't ask me about that night.

344
00:15:01,494 --> 00:15:04,779
Ever again.

345
00:15:15,504 --> 00:15:18,279
Excuse me. Liza.

346
00:15:18,637 --> 00:15:20,426
Emily Burns is in the conference room.

347
00:15:20,451 --> 00:15:22,496
- What? What is she doing here?
- I set it up.

348
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:23,683
Shit's about to go down.

349
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,215
Excuse me?

350
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,183
Emily, thanks for coming in.

351
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:30,875
Anytime. I am so excited about my book!

352
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:32,949
That's what I wanted
to discuss with you.

353
00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:34,434
According to Liza,

354
00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:37,247
there was some kind
of blackmail involved?

355
00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:39,574
Now, I don't know what it's about,

356
00:15:39,599 --> 00:15:41,899
nor do I care, but I can assure you

357
00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:43,684
that once our lawyers are done with you,

358
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,487
you won't just be losing a book deal.

359
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,574
- You'll be losing your job.
- I can't believe

360
00:15:47,599 --> 00:15:48,871
you're saying this
after that nice article

361
00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:50,457
I wrote about you guys in "EW."

362
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,770
That article was mostly about Colin,

363
00:15:52,795 --> 00:15:55,028
- not Millennial.
- And thanks to the publicity

364
00:15:55,052 --> 00:15:57,558
the article generated,
we're not even publishing his book.

365
00:15:57,584 --> 00:15:59,372
So thanks for nothing.

366
00:15:59,449 --> 00:16:00,949
Oh, if you wanna play dirty,

367
00:16:00,974 --> 00:16:02,754
the stakes are gonna have to go way up.

368
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,159
- What do you want?
- Well...

369
00:16:05,184 --> 00:16:07,270
Liza and I would like to be on "EW's"

370
00:16:07,295 --> 00:16:09,315
29 under 29 Media List.

371
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:11,223
- Both of us?
- Absolutely.

372
00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:14,588
Okay. That is crazy.
The party is tonight.

373
00:16:14,613 --> 00:16:16,376
That list has been closed for weeks.

374
00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:17,834
Unclose it.

375
00:16:17,859 --> 00:16:21,259
Or we're canceling your book.

376
00:16:22,924 --> 00:16:26,267
I guess you could tie for
29th with Tavi Gevinson.

377
00:16:26,292 --> 00:16:28,292
That would be fine.

378
00:16:28,372 --> 00:16:30,822
You do realize this is a press event.

379
00:16:30,847 --> 00:16:32,588
I just wanna make sure you're both

380
00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:34,291
prepared to be photographed.

381
00:16:34,316 --> 00:16:35,876
Absolutely.

382
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,957
Then see you tonight!

383
00:16:39,287 --> 00:16:41,806
And I hope you bitches
know what you're doing.

384
00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:52,517
We really staked out an important niche

385
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:54,306
in the marketplace.

386
00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:57,947
And of course,
you can't run a publishing company

387
00:16:57,972 --> 00:17:01,439
called Millennial unless
you're a Millennial yourself.

388
00:17:10,674 --> 00:17:12,208
- Kelsey!
- Aah!

389
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:14,337
Oh, my God, Kelsey, you look amazing!

390
00:17:14,362 --> 00:17:16,985
- Oh, thanks.
- God, I'm so impressed!

391
00:17:17,011 --> 00:17:18,610
Max has something he
wants to say to you.

392
00:17:18,635 --> 00:17:20,736
Uh... we took the bench
press out of your room,

393
00:17:20,761 --> 00:17:22,291
- and it's in the hallway now.
- Please come back.

394
00:17:22,316 --> 00:17:24,236
Thank you, but no.

395
00:17:24,278 --> 00:17:25,517
It was time for me to move out.

396
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:26,975
What... Where are you living?

397
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,306
I'll let you know.

398
00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:30,025
Soon. I promise.

399
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,453
No. What's wrong with right now?

400
00:17:31,478 --> 00:17:33,112
Mm-mm. Boundaries.

401
00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:34,754
You wanna think of this as an exercise.

402
00:17:34,779 --> 00:17:37,112
Okay. Okay, fine.

403
00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:38,304
- Never mind.
- Mm-hmm.

404
00:17:38,329 --> 00:17:40,029
You look nice.

405
00:17:41,454 --> 00:17:43,396
I've gotten so many offers on the book.

406
00:17:43,421 --> 00:17:44,939
The tracking is incredible.

407
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,458
It already has more preorders
than the last "Harry Potter."

408
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,107
How is that possible?
You don't have a publisher yet.

409
00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:51,731
Well, I can't do the math for you.

410
00:17:51,756 --> 00:17:55,056
The point is,
Empirical's offer was not the best.

411
00:17:55,081 --> 00:17:57,073
But I do feel comfortable with you.

412
00:17:57,098 --> 00:17:59,758
Well, and... we will have a-a great team

413
00:17:59,783 --> 00:18:00,673
working for you.

414
00:18:00,698 --> 00:18:02,353
Did you hear about the
rumors on "Politico"

415
00:18:02,378 --> 00:18:04,369
that we're having an
affair? It's so weird.

416
00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:06,751
Really? Uh, t-that is strange.

417
00:18:06,776 --> 00:18:08,119
We should just go ahead and do it

418
00:18:08,144 --> 00:18:09,964
and prove the naysayers wrong.

419
00:18:10,805 --> 00:18:13,556
Wouldn't that be... proving them right?

420
00:18:13,581 --> 00:18:15,080
I'm talking about the trolls out there

421
00:18:15,105 --> 00:18:16,455
who are saying it isn't true.

422
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,898
Oh, by the way,
according to my Twitter feed,

423
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,282
it says that I'm at a
conference in Beijing.

424
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,186
So it's the perfect cover.

425
00:18:23,673 --> 00:18:25,775
If you are here,

426
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,095
how are you tweeting from Beijing?

427
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,923
Oh, I have people.
It's important to maintain

428
00:18:28,948 --> 00:18:30,267
a Chinese presence.

429
00:18:30,879 --> 00:18:33,279
It would be great if we could, uh...

430
00:18:33,304 --> 00:18:35,767
confine our conversation to the book.

431
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,111
And kissing.

432
00:18:37,557 --> 00:18:39,577
Uh... no.

433
00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:41,328
Oh, I'm hearing yes.

434
00:18:41,607 --> 00:18:44,017
Uh, no, I'm... I'm saying no.

435
00:18:44,042 --> 00:18:46,666
Words. You're just saying words.

436
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:59,806
Okay, you are an evil genius.

437
00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:02,548
You just got "EW"
to put their reputation on the line.

438
00:19:02,573 --> 00:19:05,001
They would rather die than
admit they were wrong.

439
00:19:05,026 --> 00:19:06,626
Wrong about what?

440
00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:10,589
Nothing. We're all in this together now.

441
00:19:10,614 --> 00:19:14,798
Hey... Isn't that your DILF boss?

442
00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:18,970
Oh, um, excuse me.

443
00:19:18,995 --> 00:19:21,345
- Hey.
- Hi.

444
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,228
I thought you had your dinner tonight.

445
00:19:23,253 --> 00:19:27,454
Uh, I did; I wanted to
congratulate you on the honor.

446
00:19:27,981 --> 00:19:32,167
Uh, though I feel like I'm
the oldest person in the room.

447
00:19:32,192 --> 00:19:34,954
Are you sure I'm allowed
to be here if I'm over 29?

448
00:19:36,652 --> 00:19:39,066
Uh, so, did we get the book?

449
00:19:39,091 --> 00:19:42,359
Uh, no, because I don't
want to publish it.

450
00:19:42,384 --> 00:19:44,438
- Why not?
- I don't want to contribute to

451
00:19:44,463 --> 00:19:48,730
the idea that truth is whatever
you're comfortable with.

452
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,720
Even if it means taking
a hit to the bottom line.

453
00:19:52,214 --> 00:19:53,679
Right.

454
00:19:53,704 --> 00:19:56,905
Guess I'm just old-fashioned that way.

455
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:58,316
Hey, uh, do you mind if I steal her?

456
00:19:58,341 --> 00:19:59,542
"Vulture" has a few questions.

457
00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:02,102
Uh, no, no, go, go. Have fun.

458
00:20:02,127 --> 00:20:03,661
And, Liza...

459
00:20:04,456 --> 00:20:05,870
I'm proud of you.

460
00:20:07,696 --> 00:20:11,085
- Thank you.
- Have fun.

461
00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:15,455
Wait, what's wrong?
Liza, are you nervous?

462
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:20,011
Uh, no, I'm great. I'm just great.

463
00:20:22,019 --> 00:20:24,807
Ahh! Okay! Oh, my gosh,

464
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,800
this list is being retweeted everywhere.

465
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,886
And your Twitter account is blowing up.

466
00:20:28,911 --> 00:20:32,368
Hello, 1,235 new
followers! You're welcome.

467
00:20:32,393 --> 00:20:35,511
Ugh, my phone just died.
Will you please call me an Uber?

468
00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:37,820
Dude, no, this is your night.
Okay, please, take mine.

469
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:41,195
Oh, in fact, there's Abdul
arriving now in the black SUV.

470
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,335
- Good night.
- I'll get us another car.

471
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,554
Oh, hey, Kelsey.

472
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:48,219
I just... I just want to thank you

473
00:20:48,244 --> 00:20:50,766
for forgiving me and for understanding

474
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:55,963
that I'm still the same person
that you've always known.

475
00:20:57,539 --> 00:21:00,718
That in there... was business.

476
00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:02,581
I don't think that I
can ever forgive you.

477
00:21:02,606 --> 00:21:04,422
You...

478
00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:06,730
You broke my heart.

479
00:21:13,257 --> 00:21:15,235
Hey, do you know where Kelsey is living?

480
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:19,280
- Uh, no. Do you?
- Mm-mm, no, she won't tell me.

481
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,227
But now that she's in my Uber...

482
00:21:21,252 --> 00:21:22,485
We're about to find out.

483
00:21:38,902 --> 00:21:41,008
Oh, my God.

484
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,128
Hey.

485
00:21:52,391 --> 00:21:53,725
Got these made today.

486
00:21:55,598 --> 00:21:56,682
Welcome, roomie.

487
00:22:08,719 --> 00:22:15,468
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